Shayne Topp & Courtney Miller

I like to watch car crashes when, uh, when Smash and Good Mythical Morning are not on the TV. It's called idiots and cars. I believe you. Is this an, is this an ex account? No, no, no, no, no. This is on YouTube. Because I don't go on Twitter anymore because it's, it's just a wasteland. It's truly a wasteland. Well, you know, the feed is catered to what you watch. No, I mean, no, I don't think it it. I don't think it is. Daniel Wallace did a whole like experiment showing how you can actively be screaming at it that you don't want it. And it will still be giving. I also, but, but I, I do believe that and the problem is that stuff. If I come across an account and I see like a highway and I'm like, something bad's about to happen. Like a part of you is kind of like, look away. Like don't look and you're like, uh, but then I linger on it for a second. Yeah. When he first took over, it was like, if I saw a single inch of CCTV footage, I was like, that's a, that's, that's gonna be a dead body that I'm about to see. Oh, yeah, I know. I don't like that. Well, the accounts is called like day body everyday. Every day, I got one that I get. One that I get a lot is thieves getting fucked. Leaves getting locked. The titles of these accounts are horrible. And they're getting so many DVD footage of them like trying to hold someone up on a motorcycle. And then a car will just like, swerve into them and send them both flying out of the frame. But good mythical morning and Smosh. Same caliber. We are a car crash of a channel. It's entertainment. It's entertainment for the whole family. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich. I like how you just have a giant TV screen with Kiki's delivery service. Yeah, well, there could be other stuff on there. If there's something that you want to reference and you want to bring it up, I'd like it. You're just gonna have horrible car accidents playing while we're having a casual conversation. I've never heard about the idiots in cars channels. There's a bunch of them. There's a bunch of them and they're all on their own number of what compilation it is. So like, you'll just get like an idiot's in car seven. And then you go to, it is in cars eight. It'll be from a different channel with like, and they might reuse it. So it's tough. So you have to usually get on one channel. Yeah, if you like. Someone has built their empire off of this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They have like, they're really big on fair use. So at the start of all these compilations, they'll let you know warning. This is under this law. And this this fucking yeah, it's all it's all extremely fair use. They want they want to make sure of that. Oh, one 30 looks good. Tucker, are we going to okay? You're going to watch us. Yeah, go watch a car accident. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my goodness. That's like just entering the RV at that point. I win a buy. Yeah. I've got to I've got a really good. If you guys like road trips at all, I love road. Yeah, I've got a really good car game for you guys. And I think that I think that you guys will actually get a kick out of this. Because sometimes I introduce this people and they're like, wait, why? So you know how RVs, they all have like a title on the side of them. Like it'll be like for a American spirit or like something else. If you're just on the road and you see one of those, take the name of the car and put anal in front of it. And it becomes funnier. Okay. Yeah, I've got to distract it. I got distracted. I'm being you being served. I'm being offered some Benedictine. Some Benedictine. What's Benedictine? It's sort of it's sort of the the the it's the podcast. It's usually mixed with something. No, Benedictine myself. It's usually mixed with like it's a friend of the podcast. Really? Yeah, we're sponsored by the monks that make it up in the Alps. Just just get a little sip like the smallest amount you can muster in there and just let it coat your entire mouth. Yeah, how good are you guys at mustering? Do you think you can watch it? And why did you give us so much if all we're doing is a little mouthful? Because you want more. Because we're going to because he just wants to use as much as possible. So we have to keep by it so we can have enough for the way. A bottle of dom. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Buddy. Wow. Look at the legs on her. It is really good. It's quite nice. No, it's it's solid. That's not cheap. And that's an expensive. It really makes me wonder why are monks making that? Well, they make the best stuff, man. Yeah, like the best beers, like the trapeze stales. Okay, 40, probably 40. Okay. Yeah, that's like a shot of vodka now. Classic, yeah, with the RV stuff, you put it anal at the beginning. Okay. So it's like, for instance, one of my favorites is an RV that's four wins. Sorry. Sorry, anal wins. No, anal four wins. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we look up pictures? Yeah, look up some RV names. And then put anal at the end or the beginning. At the beginning. Okay. anal four. anal four wins. anal four wins. Can't pronounce anal anal crumb cruiser. Oh, okay. anal joy. anal adventure. That's there you go. Oh, solid. I love the Winnebago. This could have worked this day. anal freedom. anal escape. anal adventures. This could have worked well with my family. We used to have a my grandpa had a boat. And it was it was called the topper. anal topper. Yeah, this is my when I went on when I was moving out here to L.A. in 2020, my dad came with me on the on the road trip. This was his favorite game. Oh, he loves it. And he'll sometimes just text me like he'll just like text me like to be like anal road romer. And that's like the only thing he'll text me. Oh my god. I'll be like, I don't like nice one. Crazy. I was just screenshot. Just like, oh, wait, dad. Maybe I got a good one for you. You hate out of your friends. One of them picks up your phone. It's like, hey, your dad texted you. He just said anal dutchman. Oh, no, no, no. anal trailblazer. What does that mean? That's a real one too. Yeah, no, he's getting to that age where it's like like he's he's going to retire in the spring. So he's getting to that age where it's like now he's cool again. Yeah. You know, and he doesn't he doesn't need a worry about it. Do you think he'll be cool with retirement? Yeah, I think he'll be cool with it. Cause he also he he's got his job. But then he also has like his little hobby job on the side where he works as a football referee. Oh, wow, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, and he recently had a change in that where he can't like run as well anymore. Cause his knees like hurt and he also doesn't have a calf but doesn't know the story. And so now he's up in the replay box at the top. Skirt by that. You can't just say your dad doesn't have a calf. He doesn't it's like atrophied. Like he he had like a plate issue in his back where it made his like calf atrophy somehow. So if he steps on a Lego, he had an issue on his back that made his calf like the plate. The it was a nerve was pinched. And it like somehow made his calf atrophy. What does that trophy mean? Like like the muscle like just kind of like withered away. So is he just have like old. So he's got like he's got like a full on calf here. And then it's just like less leg here. What if he got an implant. Yeah, a calf implant. I feel like that would be really aesthetic. Yeah, I was. Well, you can take like party your butt muscle and put it. So that's what they do for Tommy John with pictures in the MLB. And they screw up their elbow pitching. What they'll do is they'll take a bit of their ass and they'll put it in their elbow and then they're back. And then they're then their pitching harder than ever. Then they're throwing then they throw gas. Then they throw now they're throwing. Then they're throwing gas. Yeah, exactly the throwing ass. That doesn't mean advantage because the ass muscle I think is way stronger than your elbow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when I was 12 years old, I was like just trying to throw that elbow. Throw it out. You know, I was trying to fast track it. Break it. I actually have an old story. Right. So my my family, we're allowed to have our elbows on the table. And one day I did, and then my mom hit me with a knife. What do I have? Your mom stabbed you? No, no, no, it's just the side of it. More of a like a slice, right? No, no, not like a slice. Like the flat side. She used it as a bludgeoning object. No, it was like, but then I've led everywhere. She did slice you. Actually, yes, there is a scar right there. That right there. That's insane. And she felt bad and so I got to eat in front of the TV. Oh, hell yeah. Well, that's good. That was a little story for you guys. No, no, that was getting, stuff getting a blood over the dining table. No, I definitely have the same memory, though, of like they were like, you got to like rest them like that. Like with the, yeah, the forms there. Did you ever have that? Yeah, I guess I had grandparents who were intense about the elbows on tables, but my family overall wasn't. Yeah, I feel like these days, I'm, I'm losing. I'm like, I'm all up in there. Yeah, I'm like, I'm running around on the table. Big mom, we're not pretty. I love that. No, no, my grandma was straight from Ireland. Fresh off the boat. Wow. And so whenever I'm at her place, you've got to be real careful. Whoa. Yeah. She's so polite, too. She's like, she's very stately. Like I'm like, how are you in my family? None of us are like this. Oh, uh. Oh, Jay, it's good to see you again. Yeah, it's been really. Intercaughted. Oh, Jay is flat. Yeah, she closed me Jay's flat. [laughter] - I don't think she's flat. - I don't think she's flat. - Come on over to Rainbow. - Yeah, she's my last one. - That's tough. - I only have one grandma left. - Yeah, do you know what happened to. - The other two, they died. My grandma and grandpa, like, think of them. - She smoked a lot of cigarettes. - How do you do it? - She actually, she smoked a lot of cigarettes in her 80s. She got lung cancer and then beat it. - Oh wow. - And then got it again, 'cause as it does. But she still beat it once, which is kind of nuts. - That's impressive. - In your 80s and she was still smoking. - She never stopped. - She looked like this, don't smoke it. - She could've been honest. - And honestly, when you're starting to happen, as she had. - When you're 82, it's like, I'm not gonna quit smoking now. - I was like, - The doctor says you gotta throw this. - Just quit smoking and like, I'll be. - Fuck. - To fuck you, fuck you. - To fuck you. - Yeah, once you get to 80, I feel like that's the point in the timeline where an 80 year older up is gonna fall and it's gonna look like they got in a car crash. Like they got hit by a car. - Literally. - You seen Jimmy Carter recently? He's a hundred, he's just trying to breathe oxygen. He looked. - Oh my goodness. - No, he truly looks dead. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's alive and well for an a hundred year old, too. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Pull up pull up that. - We're gonna look up this guy? - I don't know if you can really be fully alive at a hundred, I think. - Yeah, those top ones are more. Why are you clicking on him from the 70s? Yeah, there he is. (laughs) Look up recent, no, no, no, no, no. - Wait, this is not as bad, there was like a photo from like a week ago. - No, he looks like a, he looks like. - Oh, those are pretty raw. - Why'd you Google Jimmy Carter looks dead racist? (laughs) This is a consistent issue we have with Tucker. - That's a good keyword. - Is that his googling style is like crazy. - Those are good keywords. - I'm keyword. - Look it up on Twitter, Jimmy Carter. - Yeah. - A good show. - A good Twitter so we can see some dead bodies. - He hides his googling from us now so we can't, like we can't audit him in real time. - I like it, I like this, he's smart. - Yeah, there's a lot of different styles. - He's trimming the fat, he's using the keywords, getting quick so that it's there. - Do you ever, do you ever like, you're trying to find an image of something and you're not having much luck, but you get to like page five and you're just kind of hoping it's gonna turn up. - Yeah, it's just like falling into that void of a lot of times most of the stuff that I find, just put it in the end of the sentence. - He's done, he's really done. - He's not making it to 2025. - He looks like he's about to like. - He's posing with him. - He's about to, yeah, that dude's posing with him. - Like like he just hunted him. - Oh my God, he just started. - He just hunted to be Carter, that's his word to trophy photo. - I wouldn't know about this today. - Look at the centenary and I caught. - He shot in the wild and then it seemed to be the kill. - Jimmy Carter says he was looking forward to voting. (laughs) - Harris. - That's incredible, that's incredible. - Yeah, I should also say, welcome Shane Topham Courtney Miller to the podcast on Chuckle Sandwich. We just got taken away. You guys are such great conversationalists. My grandma got killed by the governor in New York. - And we're just so happy to have you guys here. I mean, you know, I've known you guys for a while, but we've never had you on the pod. - I know. - And it's just such a delight, welcome. - Thanks, I see you as a little brother. - Really? - Yeah. - I'm like twice the size of you. (laughs) - But you're the same age as my younger brother. - Oh, wait, you told me this. - You've told me this before, yeah. - Yeah, we got every time, so you're so young. - So 26, you wanna know how old he is? - Yeah, I have a couple questions. So how old are you, but also what were you talking about before? - Oh, the governor. Well, you're never gonna believe how old he is. I'm 25. - That's fine. - That's fine. - Damn it. - Is that all right? - Fine, say what you had to say. - He's like 30. - Say what you had to say. - That would be fine. - Look this up, Tucker. Andrew Cuomo nursing homes just heard this so many times. - So Andrew Cuomo wrote a book about how well he in the state of New York handled COVID. And then he-- - He got fully fired for a bunch of controversy. - Yeah, and then he made nursing homes be where they treated the extra COVID people. - Yeah, yeah. - And he didn't let anyone leave and then my grandma died. That's a great sort of sense. Yeah, that's probably the worst place to put. That feels, that almost feels purposeful. - Yeah, it feels intentional. Like there was some strategy of some kind. - And also, this guy renamed the tap and Z bridge to the Mario M Cuomo bridge. As his father deserved the title over tap and Z, which is a cool name for bridge. - I feel like they still call the tap and Z though. - Yeah, it's just like Twitter. - The tap and Z. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I feel like everything I hear about in New York, people in New York hate most of the governors and mayors. - Yeah, 'cause he killed half the state's grandparents. - There you go. But don't people hate the mayor too? - The mayor. - Yeah, he got a guy in the dining room. - They hate the police chief, right, too, or is that the-- - In the police chief, people. - That just feels like very stereotypical New York. - He became the mayor. - Oh, the police chief became the mayor. - That's cool. - That's cool. - That makes sense. - Yeah, that's like the equivalent of like the top general becoming the president. And it just never seems like there's something good going on there. - Juliani really cleaned up those streets. - Okay. - Okay. - Thank you. - Man, well, I'm sorry about your grandma. That actually sounds odd. - I'm sorry too. - Did you get any, like, did you get vengeance? - Did you waggle your faceted? - Are you trying to get vengeance? - No, I'm trying to come to terms with her passing more than trying to get revenge on him. - That makes sense. - I mean, yeah, I should take care of that first part. - If that's scum fuck. - Why are you doing this to me, man? - What if your favorite podcast felt like calling your funniest, most honest friend with the nicest ass? The one who tells you the truth and makes you snort laugh and pee a little. That's idiot. That's my show. I'm Laura Clary and I've been oversharing with the internet for over a decade and I'm really good at it. Every episode, we dig into the real stuff. We cover everything nobody wants to admit out loud. The moments that are equal parts humiliating and also kind of funny. Parenting fails, relationship fails, mental health fails, sobriety fail. Just kidding, we're not failing. I have zero filter and it's kind of a problem. Subscribe to Idiot for free on Apple podcasts, Spotify or wherever you're listening right now. I'll see you there. Oh, I have something to tell you by the way, Ted. - Yeah. - Because of you, our studio staircase is now roped off. - Well, yeah, we have a big staircase ladder. - A staircase? - We do. - What? - Really? - Yeah. - Is it all the photos that I post off? - It's rough, it's rough. - Am I the reason for all the safety? - Yeah. - No, it was a really great place. You know, we didn't have much rules there and then. - Okay, I was allowed to be on that. - I have a picture of it somewhere. - I was allowed to be on that. Because it was the same exact type of staircase with the locking mechanism at the bottom that Tucker and I utilized when we worked at Staples. - Oh, okay, did. - I was allowed to use that. He pro. - Do you have like a license for it? - So like, I'm licensed to use your toilet because I know how to use your toilet without asking you. - Did you tell, did you tell anyone it's toilet? - Hey, you gotta go, if you gotta go, I'm not gonna like turn you away. Did you like do some dangerous thing while you were there? - He climbed like really high up on this. - I went to the top. - The problem is, the problem is. - Oh, Ted, if you go in the top, it's meant to be quite long. - If you fell off, you could have probably sued. - Why would I do that? - Well, we don't know. - That would, you made the sandwich if you're up there. - Yeah. - You made the sandwich and you got it. - You did it to yourself. - I wouldn't have sued you guys if I did that. - And we would have known. - So here's a question I have. What exactly is stopping people from moving the rope though? - Well, nobody's stopping people from moving the rope, but now they-- - Oh, well, I'm definitely gonna use it when I'm back then. (laughing) - I don't know if they'll let you near there. - If Ian sees that clip of you saying you're definitely gonna use it again, do you think he's gonna let you back in the studio? - Dude, when you got a big company like that, you just gotta be super careful. They'll chew you out for-- - For any kind of safety thing, 'cause they can't get sued. - So, okay, I was just hyping the shit out of Smosh when you guys first guy here. Wait, when did it turn into-- - Is this what-- (laughing) - When did it turn into this bowl? - When did it turn into no fun, no water slides, no fun? - I think it's funny. - It's funny. - It's funny. - It's funny, we just have to go through the government, we have to file paperwork-- - Oh, you get the government involved in Smosh. - Yeah, if you want to climb the staircase, you just need to get a permit to climb the staircase. - I got a permit, man. - You worked at Staples. - Yeah, the verbal assurance that I worked at Staples is all the permit on the ladder. - You should have been like, hey, I worked at Staples, and then they probably wouldn't have been met. - Yeah, but I would be like, hey, I worked at Staples, like it's gotta, 'cause then they know I'm right. - How long do you work at Staples? - Oh, church, forever. - Forever? - Did you work there for like three months? - No. (laughing) - How long did I work at Staples for? I actually don't remember. - Like nine months, man. - Nine months? - Three times. - Three times more than your estimate. - Wait, not nine, man. They did at least a year there. What were you in charge of? Oh the tech To make it it easy the staples. I was an easy tech. We're easy tech that's so cute That's really cool man. You have to like sell a card and be shit my older sister Yeah, look at him Oh, you did such a good job. How old are you? I'm 29 29. Okay, so you're actually pretty you're pretty close to the age of my older sister It's too much. Oh, there's just as she's uh, oh, how the fuck all there's she's 28 Okay, we're like 17 months apart. Oh nice. Yeah Yeah, no, I worked it was good time though. Good time working at staples. Yeah. Well, no Fred was terrible Fred Fred he was a he was our manager and this was a dude that was like coming in from from New Hampshire and whenever you would talk to him he had like Radioactive coffee breath. Oh, like where you could be maybe the distance from me and me and Tucker are from each other right now That's a good five feet and you would be getting hit and you'd be like, oh It's like make your eyes water was like that much fun. It was just coffee I mean I was get why does your breath smell like shit Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean he good he would walk in and he's got a large Dunkin Donuts ice coffee like and he's pounding that shit So I probably had tooth decay as well. Oh, sure they make those I so the one time that I did work just the the Dunkin is so much sugar Yeah, the one time I worked less in the month somewhere was the first original job. I don't even count Which is why I did I did all the training for working at Dunkin Homes But they like got rid of me for some reason Yeah, before you got on the payroll. Yeah, well, they pay you pay they pay you for training But oh, but yeah, you're right. They you press a button for large and it's literally like Let's say this is it's like this much sugar like this cup like sugar. It's like a pile It's it's like as if you're watching like sand pour down into a fucking time watch. It's crazy. Yeah. No, that's it's Amanda worked at Dunkin donut. Yeah a lot. Where's Amanda from? Boston Whoa, we didn't What you guys from Boston? Amanda's our cast member Amanda. Well podcast. I'm from California. Hmm. I'm from we kind of all over I was born in Florida, Virginia, Arizona The military Brad military Brad. Yeah, my dad was in the Air Force. Whoa, did your dad ever? No, I don't think so I think you ever saw Luckily, he avoided. Sorry. He luckily avoided Intense thing. What did he fly? Uh, f-16s Yeah, he's actually sick. He's a slot for airplanes. Yeah, my my dad was a I think he was a really good pilot really They had actual they had actual top-gun competitions and my dad won it a couple times. They changed it to be top-gun with two P's Oh, yeah sick as hell Whoa, yeah, and then his dad my grandpa flew Jets as well. He was like among the first wave of the Air Force. Yeah, yeah, because the Air Force started like in like the after World War 2 So he joined in like the 50s. Oh, dude back when like I'm telling you right now Tucker's gonna want to ask you more questions about that I don't know too much like I talk or ask like good clarifying questions here So we can get all the information we can out of you know what model airplane your grandfather flew I don't I don't know It was a jet he flew jets What was it Korean War? Vietnam Vietnam Oh, but I don't know What he flew was it cool? Do you ever meet him? Yeah, yeah, I know him. He's cool. He's still around. He's still around He's like 88 89 now dude. Yeah, he's a very chill dude very chill dude. He's very cool. Yeah No, he didn't tell me a lot about but he'll tell me some stories But he's kind of one of those where he's like not He's not like let me tell you about the war. You know, he kind of doesn't talk about it And then I eventually he told me about a book that some other guy that he flew with In Vietnam wrote and it has some like excerpts that involve my my grandpa and one where he flies through a mushroom cloud Like an explosion happens in his jet went through the mushroom cloud. I'm like Never told me this that's sad and I ask him about it I'm like I'm like you flew through a mushroom cloud. He's like what for me. It was only like half a second So like it wasn't anything special. I'm like you did the most Michael Bay Lasting and you're here just like I was kind of yeah, it's yeah, it's not a time on the job. Yeah, damn you're flown to anything I've never been in a plane before. Yeah, I flew here cool in first class That's actually I've never done first class. No way. I've never done first class. No, they do Domestic flights got really good in the past like a year. Yeah, if you if you do it once You'll get like comedy to do it and you'll keep setting excuses for yourself. Okay, so New York to LA Used to have like first class used to be like business class on an international flight. Yeah, you're still sitting next to someone It might be a little bigger Because people don't know this yet. They got lay flat seats in first class non domestic And I've been enjoying them that's crazy my uncle wanted to be Of a pilot and he went he started going to school to it for it and then While in school he found out he was colorblind Which means you have the little sunshine thing happened, which means you can't fly oh he got a sunshine Yeah, yeah, a little sunshine dang and then he Swit he pivoted to be in a firefighter and then 9/11 happened and he was a first responder I worked on the pile That's for month insane. Yeah, yeah, wow. Yeah, he's got his pension for that. That's crazy double pension. They said they said nice Thanks for that. That's impressive as hell. Well, your family really be in New York. Yeah, do you want to hear a text? I got from my mother Yeah, yeah What's about to happen So he's scrolling up. He's scrolling What's this text? Yeah, that's what I asked last time he brought up the because he did this yesterday. Oh, okay, so My mom sent this to me on September 11th My dad is going 28 years today hard to believe that and 23 years since 9/11 You were at your two-year-old checkup that day Still remember having you in the car and listening on 10-10 wins to the towers collapsing as we drove I was crying your dad was in the city I really didn't know what to do. Remember it like it was yesterday. That is And then what did you do? What did you say to that? No, I didn't respond Then she said hello Oh my god No, that's my big sister that is the most mom-son interaction though Yeah, just those heartfelt intense shit hello, I mean like it was awkward. Where was it? Say that you just gotta love you mom, dude, you can just say something like send back just a heart emoji You don't honestly probably No, it's definitely gone to the point where um texting is like social media for parents where it's like that's where like the social media is for them Like like family group chats like oh, yeah, the family group chat. Oh, they've gotten huge. They've gotten huge There's one there's one for like a trip that's coming up with the family like a reunion trip And there's one that's the regular one and then there's another one that's just that's just by family unit And sometimes sometimes my dad will send something in the full family group dead that was definitely meant for them Like He'll just say something like totally like maybe like out of pocket for the larger family, but like would make sense to us and I feel like sorry those So I get to watch it all happen, but yeah, no they're all are you very active in your family group chat? No, I'm not I'm the least I am I'm like the watcher. I like I'm always there But they're like if I had if I did not have those text group chats muted it would be going off all fucking day true It's tough because my all my family live near close near each other except for me. I'm the only one who's out of state Yeah, so all of them so like They'll have all these texts about stuff that they all are doing and going on and then I'm like yeah, that's awesome Yeah, it looks cool over there Often do you visit why visit them like a couple times a year? Dizzy because they're all close by so I can go see them all at once. That wasn't always the case right there was a period So where my brothers were like in different states. So like Thanksgiving you choose a relative how many brothers do you have have two? Whoa see I've never had a brother before Tucker's probably the closest thing I've got to a brother That's awesome, but I never had like this and I'm sorry. I say it's a real one Sorry Tucker smiling but a tear rolling on space Um, I mean what was it how it saves difference? Uh, it's pretty massive They're eight and eleven years older than me. Whoa, so they must have been like gods there. They're they're they are half brothers But they're my they're my brothers. They must have been like gods to you when they're they're not really it's not like the same type of relationship I think a lot of brothers have. It's more like they are like cool uncles. Kind of is more of the relationship. - Sure. - 'Cause you're, I wasn't really feuding with them or having arguments with them 'cause whatever they said was like law. - Oh yeah, no. - And whatever they said was the coolest thing. - My neighbor, William, he had a brother that had like a similar age difference to that. And it was like when he would come home, it was like, it was like Sam's home. And it was like, and he's got his German shepherd and he's got a new girlfriend. And it was like, what's going on? - No, my brother would be playing like, some of my favorite memories is like my brother playing Final Fantasy VII. And he was just watching and whatever game he was playing, I'm like, this is now the coolest game of all time. - Yeah. - And he'd be like, this is the best game I've ever made. I'd be like, I know. - I feel like he treated you like his padawan though. - He definitely did like morph what I would be into. - Dude, that's sweet. 'Cause it's not, 'cause they're not quite like adults. You know, they're not, they don't lose like the cool factor that being an adult is. It's like they're, it's like a, that's right. - No, whatever they do is the coolest. And I look back and I'm like, wow, you really did bleach your hair to look exactly like Eminem during the slimshade hair. And I was like, wow, he's so cool, that's fucking awesome. - Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. No tightness, no stickiness, no residue. Just plump, dewey hydrated skin that still feels like your skin. Try new grippy setting mist from Mabelie, New York. - Maybe it's Mabelie. - Are you guys known in your extended family as anything more than just like a YouTuber? Because I'm not. What are you? I'm the YouTuber. - Right. - Oh, you're the YouTuber. - Yeah, yeah. - I think the YouTube stuff-- - You're the actor. - I was, yeah. I mean, I was, I think now it's more the YouTube thing, which for a long time was really hard to explain to people. I think people get it now. - It's definitely become more like commonly known than it used to be. - Yeah, it's not too bad now. - How about you? - I'm fully the YouTuber. Like, I guess I could teeter into like comedian, but like, I was the problem kid when I was in like middle school and high school. And I, it wasn't until like I had this job that I felt like, I was like, cool, I didn't mean my family. And now like I, it's like I never was a problem kid ever. But. - That is something. They do kind of rewrite history of the family a little bit. When you start to see some success. 'Cause like, I was like a nightmare ADHD little bastard when I was a child. And then nowadays my mom's like, I could always see you had it in you. You had this. - And of course he always had that creative spark. - He always had that spark that it was gonna take you far. - Oh god. - Your mom's mildly Trump. - Yeah. I always saw it in you. - It's for real Teddy. - Well, that's a really good one. - Thank you. - I do the, yeah, the, the, I always knew. We always said, little Teddy, gonna go far. - You got the face really, you got the saddle. - Yeah. - You got that saddle perfect. - No, it's, he comes up here when he's like, he's like, all right, what do I say next? He's like, but other people are trying to say that Teddy doesn't know what he's talking about. - Those people are frequently, not so nice. - Not so nice. - They're not so nice. - Rest in peace. - You know, 'cause this is coming out much from now. - I mean, yeah. - Anyways, so. - You want more alcohol? - You know, I'm gonna work on that one. - Which one? - I was planning on drinking right now. I have more work to do that. - It's also like, it's like whiskey, but if whiskey was syrup. - Yeah, yeah, that's it. - So is this like your drink of choice? - Yeah. - That's crazy. You don't even like, put some ice in there. - No, yeah, like a large amount of episodes, he will be like, I'm gonna drink some Benedictine. And then he'll pull out the bottle and be sipping from the bottle. - It sounds like a 19-tony, I like whiskey. - I like whiskey, this is right, it is just fun. - It sounds like, well, don't forget to have a spoonful of oval tea. - Yeah, yeah. - Hey, touch. I've got some Benedictine. - Just a very specific thing to drink. - Oh, yeah. - What's your ideal cocktail? - There's a cocktail that's lost. - There's a cocktail that's whiskey and Benedictine that's like famous. - I don't see, this you can't mix with anything. They make a version of this. - That's like called BNB, which is Benedictine and some kind of, some kind of cognac, I think. But it's not as good. Like I prefer this completely unadulterated. I think I'm gonna put ice in it. But if we're talking, like an actual cocktail, I like a good old-fashioned, probably, or like a whiskey sour. - Okay, nice. - Pretty good. - I don't like fruity stuff that makes me kind of sick. - What's your guys' go to? - Mm-hmm. - You guys drink. - Yeah, we love a nice little-- - Oh, you guys are-- - I don't know. - I don't know. - No, man. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I was too man to be nice, but I feel like more and more people are in our age, in our generation, are getting becoming-- - Going sober. - A lot of people don't drink, yeah. - Yeah, it's way more common. Now they're having like non-alcoholic bars and liquor stores that are like mocktail style. - I feel like it's gonna take so much longer where that doesn't seem like, like, shockingly lame. - Though, you know? - Yeah, I mean, getting-- - I don't know. - I respect someone who's like, okay, I'm gonna be not drinking. But like, when it's the non-alcoholic, the alcohol- - You just print bars at that point. - It's like, it's like, it's like, this is a one-stop fun. Like, this is a, this is like a play place now. - It's like the Italian sodas that the secret lives of Mormon wives drink. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, so like, in Utah, in the middle of soda bars. - Yeah. - The soda where it's like creamers and see how it's going in. - I'll admit, I had some Dr. Pepper and no sugar creamer the other day 'cause I saw it in a TikTok. And then-- - Was it good? - It was like, yeah, this is, this is managing drink. - Yeah, it's like not bad. It's a very interesting drink. It's just like a lot of sugar, which is like what, that's Mormon's kind of. - Yeah. - That's their drug. - Yeah. - And they were allowed to drink soda until recently, right? - Well, they can drink soda, you can't drink caffeinated soda. - And then when-- - Recent amendment. - And then like a caffeinated soda brand endorsed the Mormon church. And so Mormon church was like, okay, you couldn't drink. - Oh, so that's not pretty sure. I thought it was Pepsi. - So now-- - So now-- - So now-- - Yeah, and now it's like, you can't drink hot caffeine. So they still are like against coffee and stuff. - What does that mean Pepsi endorsed Mormon? - Probably just donated to the church? - You're so probably on a ton of money to the church. - Well, so what made you guys choose the Mormon church? - Well, you know, no, it's kidding. - No, but by the way, I love a dirty martini. - Dirty Vodka. - Dirty Vodka martini. - What type of vodka? - I usually can go for like a kettle, but tea does spot. - Dude, that's crazy. - Really? - So my dad's drink of choice, whenever he orders, is a kettle one martini dry dirty with three olives. - Dry dirty? - Oh. - What does that mean? - Dry dirty. - I don't know, but I ordered it. - Maybe that's similar to what you have 'cause you get a splash of dry verbose in it. - Well, it's like dry, comma dirty. So maybe-- - Oh. - So it might be a dirty martini. It's basically vodka with just olive brine. It's like there's no verbose. - Yeah. - That's a typical dirty right? - Yeah. - I like it. Oh, I see what you're saying. I love a little splash of verbose in there. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Nice. - Mm-hmm. - I like a lot of things, but martinis and Manhattan's are pretty solid. - Nice. - I like old fashions. - I often go for a tequila soda. - Nice. - Yeah. - Okay. - So you're a simple man. - Okay. If we're on-- - That's a party drink. - That's it, that's it. - That's it. - That's it. - I didn't get a drink. - It's a party drink. - It's a party drink or an airplane drink. That's what I just was trying to drink my dab. - You do that? - Yeah. - Nice. - Yeah, 'cause it's easy. It's a little zipper. - Yeah. - Like, you can get, you can get one and be good for the, like, you know what I have anything else like. - The all of you when I could, I could, I mean, I say I could drink soy sauce. So like, there's just a lot of things where it's like, I love the savouryness of it. - I feel like there's an enzyme in my brain that activated when I turned like 23, where all of a sudden I was just like, I fucking love olives. - Same. - Same. - It happened to me with beer. Like, so switch flip, then I was like, oh man, that's refreshing. I like that all of a sudden. - Nice, I feel like it happens. - Do you like olives? - Oh, I love olives. - I think he got me into them. - You got me into my TVs. - Yeah, no, I love olives. I think for me, you know what it was that switched? - Which makes some olives right now, we just beat it. - I'd be fucking now. - Oh, oh yeah. - Blue cheese, I think I came around to my 20s. Suddenly made sense. But it's tough. It still tastes like a tire, I think it's good. I think it tastes like a tire, but it's kind of good. - I like the creamy dip the most. I feel like it's hard for me to get involved when I'm seeing the mold, the physical mold. I'm like, that's tough. You know, getting involved in that seems like, I don't know, I feel like maybe I might accidentally start the last of us or something like that, you know. - Yeah, probably. - But that started in bread. - It started in bread and then in the show. - In wheat. - Oh, I actually have not seen the show yet. That's good. I've heard good things about it. - Yeah. - You'll watch it. - Yeah, let's watch it. - Let's put it on. - Can you pull up the entirety of the last of a show? - Yeah. - Last of us show. - We got, you guys need to be anywhere soon? - Breathe down. - What? - No. - Okay, yeah, so we can watch it. - No, this will get copyrighted. - No, no. - No, we'll get struck for this. - But by the video game with the movie, 'cause there's shop, the shop, am I right, ladies? - Well, this is, this is, we're providing commentary on the entirety of the show and speaking of a show, What a show you guys put on this it recent April nice I have to I have to commend you guys because I know that you guys were obviously for a while we we've been friends but I knew what was going on but but it was I wasn't sure how you guys were and it was awesome when you guys told me to it that was great because I knew before everyone else I just want everyone to know that a lot of people knew I mean I mean many of people are so funny I want to sound like I'm an insider and I know I know I know I think word carried but it also I think it's really cool that's a lot of people knew and didn't say anything oh surely not I saw that I saw that I saw that going and I was like I I this needs to play out this needs to play out the way that it does and and how it you mean in terms of like us knowing and then just me spilling the beans before the April for somebody yeah nobody said anything nobody mentioned or slipped anything no really together anyway oh yeah it's so funny that when you said that show you put out in April I thought you were talking about our sitcom live show that we did oh yeah that was in I forgot that we got married I guess yeah I can't I don't even fucking know it was me it was me that was the one with a man it was playing the old one yeah so yeah yeah oh and you guys were switching out yeah sure should be in the next one I would I would do I have to come to Los Angeles for it yeah we're not going to New York we can go a bit where we go to New York in the middle of it it could be funny that's a new I would be crazy I love that I mean I'm down look at getting used to go to the woods that sounds cool oh yeah yeah I'm trying to remember when you when we told you I remember I remember it was just like we were like in the middle of conversation you guys and you're like by the way we're engaged oh yeah when like it can't I was like I was like what huh it was probably I think it was a job oh probably yeah you're just like very good I was like cool yeah but how did you when did you guys just was this just a timing thing or did you guys decide like we're gonna talk about we're gonna April first it's it was kind of just it's just kind of lined up really well and then it was your idea to to announce it on April 1st just because it was a couple days after we got married yeah yeah because the day was 329 and then we're I was just like well like what if we just because we're fools you know yeah no I mean it was legendary I feel like a lot like out of any sort of like announcement of of of marriage that is the funniest way that you guys could have done that because it because for the people that were like going crazy trying to figure like like whatever like shipping you guys or whatever like that they got confirmation but like they still couldn't believe it like it didn't allow them to like it was like it was awesome I just like I I had a great time I was just like going through the replies just watching people squirm online trying to figure out what that was going on that was a wild time we're like people who didn't even know who smosh was what like they were invested in in like wait oh did they yeah yeah cuz over at smosh and like with us I feel like we never have anything that's like being talked about online you know like which is a good thing I think overall to just be doing some just doing our thing you know yeah but to suddenly have the thing we're like even on your own feed you have people like talking about a thing yeah so first time it's ever happened to me and I'm not for something terrible I know also that I can't imagine yeah just like a whole bunch of people happy for you guys yeah and then they the fans like I found out they were like celebrating our six month like anniversary or something you know there's like happy six months how like in that first like a week or a couple several week period after like when did it get like the people wondering about when did that get old I think I regretted a little bit like three or four days after when I realized people were just leaving us still yeah so certain they were like they're gonna believe like look at these pictures like and we can we posted more stuff the day after on April 2nd we post more things it's like all right now they're gonna know it's real and then they didn't and I was like oh fuck like this this this maybe sucks a little bit right they're like studying the root growth in my hair I like see if if the photos were shot at a different time or like before or after the office was celebrating it it was so it was so strange yeah it was so funny how some people like would connect all these dots to prove that it was a prank that we weren't married and knowing that they're wrong but they're doing all this research you and I'm like if I if I was just some random person I might believe them yeah because they've really pieced this all together how it's all not real yeah which maybe it's surely at this point now but everyone's just like yeah now there yeah yeah still some people I still see and maybe they're joking but some people are still like I still believe it that's ridiculous yeah no but I think overall though in terms of the I think it was a really funny worth it choice thank you I mean obviously you guys could freeze on whether that was I mean they wouldn't have believed us before we wouldn't they wouldn't have believed us if it wasn't yeah it still was like such a wacky thing but yeah it was a wild few weeks of just being perceived that I yeah I also I talked about this on our podcast where like I didn't realize what I was saying goodbye to like how sure yeah thing was like just hours and suddenly it was just like this egg that was now cracked open now it's all of ours yeah I mean I think that when it comes to for me at least personally I think when it comes to like relationships in the future like I definitely would do what you guys did where I've just wait until marriage to like to like publicly if I if I were to like I just be like hey I'm married now you know I wouldn't see it more just because like not because of not because of us but because of like so many other content creators who've been in relationships and like it's it's a lot yeah so like being a relationship and have the stages and people are involved and judging it yeah for some people it is there is like and I've noticed that in some cases there is an advantage though to having but not to a relationship to a breakup there are like two instances I can think of right now where a breakup video has like elevated content creators to like being really really huge yeah but also like some of those breakup videos where it's like I think we've made sketches bottom where it's like yeah he did cheat on me but we mutually agree to breakup and it's just like the most brand we respect our privacy yeah I don't even know any youtubers names that I could reference that being but I feel like it's definitely the general vibe so people benefit from some truly awful situations I mean there's but you're never gonna know if it's gonna benefit you yeah it's definitely a shot in the dark for sure yeah and that's not a great one to to me yeah but I would say though like just in terms of like how I view like that that April Fool's thing I would say it's for me it's at the same level as not did a thing years ago where he was first stream back in like two years and you you want to explain that one because I don't know what you're talking about talking about the Minecraft stand oh you can tell it he doesn't you're right you're right you're right there just it was your way no but I do not like telling oh no it's just I would compare to the same like level of like all the epicness of epic like this is like such a funny thing to do yeah okay yeah I went live for the first time in two years I used to be a streamer and I kind of pivoted to YouTube and then I'm like all right I'm coming back and it's like it's like 200,000 almost people watching yeah and the first thing I did on stream was run a command that banned every twitch chatter with a username I remember it was like stand culture related it's like it's like a hundred thousand plus names on there or something just like I remember right now you're like laughing as they just deleted deleted I saw that that came that like went through a tic-toc for you it was it was timed up to like some classical piece that I really loved yeah just played it right when it started swelling I hit the yeah the Enter key you can see like the feet of it going the robot just like killing all of these accounts I have to say call Jacob's George not that ripped away yeah yeah it's just it's like that AI baby that's a favorite oh yeah whistle I do want to watch this clip don't copyright strike this no I won't don't worry people were like what is this to scrape every I was in the other room and this was happening I'm like in that that's the office cut out of the pope in it in it yeah Tommy in it blade loves Rambo Davey loves Rambo we've got a bot Devin loves Tommy in it yeah this was a good moment I'm pissed I didn't have the chat up for these clips but it was it was oh there you go let's go that's just everyone getting back it's such like a feel good thing I've just like it's like you but it's like he's nookings yeah it's like it's evil but it's hard I love it Hated me because I was on the Minecraft servers of all these people I'm like every time I logged in there are like Trying to dox me and oh They hated them they hated me So this was definitely a nice release. This is magical How did you make this list? I know some programmers. Also, I was a computer science student before I dropped out so Amazing And Ludwig was watching this lot. He was watching my stream live And his reaction to it is even better than than this clip You're there those band people were then able to watch you Yeah, yeah, no that was that was a great moment too. That's awesome. Incredible. Did that make them hate you more? Oh, I was I was trending pretty heavily that day That's so awesome. You just give it no give it no mind and then it eventually. Yeah But I was curious because you didn't you do a face reveal? Yeah, yeah in 2019. Yeah, and so that's kind of I think even closer to a face reveal is sort of a coming out of sorts What made you decide to do a face reveal coming out? I mean yeah, cuz it's like it's something that's really no one's Business, but is a huge part of us. Yeah, I'm really jealous of faceless YouTubers. Yeah, cuz like you kind of get your you can just kind of switch to your regular life Yeah, and then you get to have a cool character that's like a fox wearing a tux and they like Who what who doesn't want to be a fox wearing a tux don't draw that you assholes that there's that there's a That's an anime character that's already all it's too late I uh, so I was I was having a lot of popularity playing Minecraft back in the day and the the finale of my like arc on this Minecraft server was killing the Ender Dragon which is beating the game and so I upload The video on the day before twitch con because I was like, okay, I'm going to twitch con. No one knows what I look like So let me just pop it in a five second thing at the end of the video Where I beat the energy and then all the sudden. Oh, there's this face just totally unannounced It wasn't it like in the title or anything. Yeah, and you know cute little slidens. Yeah, yeah, my uh my cute face 50 pounds lighter, you know, very very attractive to Twitter and I logged on Jimmy pulled that up Yeah, I logged on to Twitter afterwards and it was going crazy Wow, yep, and photos like that with the hearts they yeah, that's where like all of the replies on Twitter all the Profile pictures. Yeah, I like the one right beneath it with you with the gun Several years later He will be in thirsty. Yeah, they were they were I've only met him a couple times But I feel like you without the the facial hair. I feel like you look a lot like Ludwig I mean, I mean, you all got pointy nose in default. Yeah, there's a forza streamer that looks exactly like me. Really? Yeah, where's our virtual virtual or whatever yeah kid looks like me I could see that. Yeah, is he good? I don't know the the only Street the only moment I've ever seen from his content is a donation that no a donation of him playing Forza and the text of speech goes is someone donates and he goes, I love you. You're my favorite racist Oh my god, wow. Yeah, okay. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's funny. For a while his face would come up when you search for jace lat Um, so how do you feel about that time? Do you like? I'm really glad I did the face reveal and I'm really glad I got these because I think it helped me establish like a character that I can kind of Push to the side when the camera's not on because like went when the camera's off I'm very quiet and reserved and then once the camera comes out right now on this episode once the camera comes out and the Benedictine starts flowing Well, that's come out New York. He's so back Um Wow. Oh, oh, little for the road. The road to his car went up for the road I want to waste all like the road to be like the have you seen that video that that child when they're playing the game and that they spell the soda and the little girls like What the fuck do it bring it up bring it up she looks like she's being starved like she's desperate for some sugar Like she's never had sugar in our life or she knows what it is and she needs it look up little girl Laughing sugar. Okay, good. No, no girl Oh No, no, no, no, no, go back. Go back to some other result like like like little girl Little girl Little girl grabbing I can't sir Yeah, it's that one on the left the top left one that one right there Okay, watch this There it is Get her. She's like desperately trying to grab as much of his powerful That's every time every time she's grabbing it all my that's crazy. That's insane Like a look at her That's awesome long-winded joke that benefit teen on the ground. That's what the roaches are gonna do Travel it like that. That's what slats gonna do after this is done. Well, this is almost run dry We're going to need another bottle for tomorrow. Do you not have other bottles? No, I see one. Whoa And some fans had they ever had shambord. No, I've had char truce Nice Shambord is by monks shambord is really delicious. What is that? It's like very delicious What is it? Yeah, there's you've seen it. That looks good. Oh my god. It's delicious. We can need to have we need to have something like this for our podcast come come Come do you guys hire He's like I'm out of here. Yeah, you guys have like a hundred employees at at Smosh you can just throw someone on there. Well everyone's busy everyone's busy. No, they're not we're uploading content like every day How many times a day? I think like I think once a day we have something go up somewhere It's all like an hour long really? That's a lot of work, too. It's a lot of shit on Adderall I've always sorry. I probably should be I'd probably I'd probably be a lot better You guys will never become the SNL of YouTube unless it's a cocaine-fueled That's true, you know, no the amount of cocaine at SNL. I'm sure is So insane. Yeah, I never tried it. I hope to die. Never tried it. I think I would like it too much. So I'm scared of really I think I would love it You've definitely if I had ever I think I would like it if I had ever tried cocaine Then what I would maybe tell you I think but I'm not sure is that For some with with ADC it takes 80s D medicine. It's kind of doesn't do anything Oh, well well ADHD medicine is basically math. That is Though it is just like well, let's sprinkle some sugar on some sugar. Yeah, I've heard like cake heroin Is fucking electric and don't do it. You're saying this You were saying this last night actually you said this last night He said we were like hanging out watching funny videos and then at some point he was like I feel like I could try heroin and not get addicted to it. I think I could do it. You know, who's all said that Where it said it's exactly the thing you just said the fuck who the fuck wouldn't take heroin who's getting into it to like Yeah, I really want to be addicted to this. Well, I think a lot of them get into it kind of by like pain medication It like leads some are like funneled in from other me. Yeah, something like I don't think everyone goes straight to heroin you You're talking about truly the needle in front of you. It's like I get once more power Yeah, like you should try therapy. That's do they have heroin sir? No God, they have words Really? But for us poets words are our heroin. Oh, don't do it. I Think of cocaine. I had this realization in like my 20s when I was just always like I'd get sleepy at parties And I kind of give up, you know like it would hit like one or two a.m And I'm like I can't hang in everybody else is like still going and then I at a certain point I was like oh, it's cocaine They're on cocaine people are doing cocaine and that's how they can party so much longer than I can You thought something was wrong. I really thought it was wrong with it. I was like why am I just I why can't I do it like so many people can I am like I have a few drinks and I'm tired because that's what happens. Yeah unless you do cocaine Yeah, you're making a pretty good case You won't be able to run what were you saying? Do not do drugs. Don't do it. It's Now those are cool also known as and good And I was listening to a press or funny sticks. We filmed funny sticks yeah, I was listening to a court hearing from the night and apparently it's not addictive and it's good for you. - Yeah, how did they pull that? - What? - That went, how'd they say that in court? - They did actually say that shit. - They testified that it was not addictive in like the 80s or 90s. - Like did they believe genuine that it wasn't addictive? - They knew it was addictive. - I know. - They didn't give shit. - But they testified in court. - You can't lie there. - No, you can't. - They've been proven, you literally put their hand on the other line of the Bible. - Did you guys watch the jinx? - The jinx, the documentary about that murderer. - No. - Oh my god. - It's like a few years ago. - Sir, you must watch season one and season two that just came out, both jaw-dropping show. - The jinx, the life and death of Robert Durst. - You never heard of Robert Durst. - Are we serial killer? - Oh, dude, this documentary is fucking awesome. - Wait, so it looks awesome. - Based on that cover, it looks like they interviewed him. - Oh yeah, he agreed to go on it. Like, he was, like, he was, has been accused and thought to have murdered several people for like decades, but he kinda got away with it. And then they wanted to do this documentary. And he's like, yeah, I'll do it. 'Cause he's such a cocky asshole. They was like, yeah, sure. - Oh, it's someone where he got arrested on the set. - He can't forget that he was Mike. - He admits it, yeah. It's fucking awesome. It's unfortunately. - And the season two is equivalency. - It's insane and it's great that obviously he's an idiot. And he kind of incriminates himself through this whole process. He is, yeah, he's a huge idiot. And it's kind of funny at times how stupid he is. - Wow. - But it's also deeply sad that he kinda got away with it for so long. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So, even a stupid person could get away with it. - If you're a billionaire. - And if you put it, if they could have made a billion years-- - He was a billionaire. - He was a billionaire for long enough. - Wait, what did he do? - He was part of like a rich family. - Oh. - And when he went to get away, he pretended to be an old woman living in an apartment for like, what, like a year? - I forget. - Like-- - He did some wacko shit. - He was insane. And he, the things that he says, if you put a microphone on him or in front of him with a courtroom, he just inevitably the more he talks-- - This goes. - It's awesome. - And the in season two, the prosecutor is like ready to fricking get at his throat and he makes the guy talk himself into it. It's crazy. You must watch. - Good shit. - That sounds like a blast. - It's incredible. - Yeah. - It's got 90% of rock tomatoes. - Yeah, dude. - That sounds pretty fresh. - Growing up, did you guys have a Christmas tree or a nativity scene in your living room? - Both, both. - Both nativity scene was above the mantle. - It's talking to a couple of Catholics. - Irish over here. - My mom, instead of a Christmas tree, had a, she built a manger and had a big baby doll that when I was born-- - Built a manger? - Like a full one. Like we're talking big. - It was just like a, like a little criss-cross like-- - Okay. - Guy, but I was born that time. And so my family would take that baby doll and pretend they were dropping me in front of her. - That's awesome. - Okay. - Rock on. - I thought that you were gonna say that your family put you in the manger. - I thought that was the picture being the manger. - It's like she is Christ. - There is a picture of a bald ass me in the manger. There is. And I remember it's itchy. - Damn. - Did you remember being over your baldness? - I don't know, I think I might know where it is. - No, I'm not bald. - Is your first memory just being itchy in the manger? - Itchy in the manger. - Put that on your face. - My first memory was a poopy corner. - Poopy corner? - Yeah, poopy corner. - I don't think I remember this. Wait, yeah, I can be going. - Yeah, I was really, I was just getting excited. - I was a toddler wearing diapers. My first memory where I was like was me needing to shit and then crawling over to the poopy corner, which was just the corner of the living room in between the wall and a-- - Your first memory is before you could walk. - That's the only one I got from back then. - Holy shit. - I don't have any power. - And just in the corner, that was it. - I was facing the corner or from your back. - I was facing the wall. - You were in it. - Yeah. - That's like, you don't get a really evading. - That's a tense, dude. - My next memory is a run- - 17. (laughing) - It's 17, I'm back in the poopy corner. - Back in the poopy corner, I was staring at the wall. - That's changed since then, though. There's a lot more lore. (laughing) - No, my second memory is a run-in with a cosmic brownie. - Oh. - Yeah, that's a little high. - I'm raising it viscerally to it. And I just remember that as well. - When you're under, when you're under six years old, and you have a cosmic brownie, that has to be similar to the feeling of doing heroin the first time. - Yeah. - 'Cause it's nuts when you're a little kid and you have one of those. - I saw a tweet where someone was saying that, I think that somewhere along the line, we grow out of the enzyme that allows us to process a cosmic brownie. - I can't enjoy a minute. - Oh, yeah. - At a certain point, like, - Well, yeah, 'cause it's like, it's not fudge. - It's not a brownie. It's a whole different. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if it was like-- - It's bugs. - Yes. - If it's like-- - I think it'll be a bug. - Sprick it's dude. - Sprick it's dude. - How is little cockroach doing by the way over there? - Is he dead? - He's in his tomb. - He's in his tomb. He started crawling away and I placed a water bottle over him and I said, "That's your tomb." - I'm out. - Okay. - So, but I maybe I'll put a gold coin under there so he goes to heaven or something. Okay. - Cross the river. - Something for Kyron. - I mean, yeah. Maybe not a gold coin, maybe like a penny. - Yeah, that's enough. That's all that they need to passage. - Yeah. - What's your earliest memory? - My earliest memory. I don't know. It's hard to like place them. Like, there's somewhere I'm like, did that take place beforehand? Or after, I think I have one from Halloween where I'm dressed as a pumpkin. Maybe I was like four or three. - Fucking pumpkin. - Yeah. - You were dressed as a pumpkin. - I think I was a pumpkin. 'Cause that's how I go. - Ew. - The closet. - This is the 90s and I was, I was a little kid, so. - That's awesome. - What year were you born? - '91. - Whoa. - Such a cool year. - The old, the old time. - It's a little Saturday. - So you like, did you game at all? Were you guys gamers? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, dude. - I remember when we got the N64. - Okay. - And that was a big deal. - That's the one thing that I think connects me to you guys of the older generation. - The millennials. - The guys of the older. - Well, I'm Jen, we're Jen-Z. - Are you guys from the millennium? - I'm a, I'm a, you're like a, you're technically. - Technically I'm a millennial. - I'm 99. - Yeah, I'm a millennial. - That's a millennial. - Yeah. And I was also like, all my siblings are mostly older than me. So like, I was very much surrounded by that culture. But I know the memes. I love the memes. - No, you're with it. You're hip. - Millennials are weird though, 'cause like, some millennials are in their like 40s. - Yeah. - It's a huge. - There it is. - Or isn't that giving it to Gen X though? - Yeah. - This is after is. - It's tickling it a little bit. - But, but elder millennials are in their 40s. - A little bit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Get that little chart. - Oh yeah, you're right on the cusp right there. 95. - Yeah. - But saying zilly on the cusp. - Like some people are saying like, it's 96. So I'm saying 97. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But the difference. - But the difference thing, what is it? What's that start date on my glasses? Is it 1981 to 1995? - It's 80 to 1985. - That's 15 years. - Yeah. - Yeah, and same with 96. - I refute. - I refute the idea that someone born in 2010 has anything in common with me. - Yeah, I mean, that's a different beast. - I'll tell you one thing. When I was, as an older Gen Z, I suppose I got, like my first gaming console was a hand me down Nintendo 64. - Okay. - So that's how I was playing. - So you were. - I played Donkey Kong 64. I was playing some of the, I mean, sometimes I would borrow one. So there was some WWE games that you could play on Nintendo 64. They're pretty fun. - I think, you know what I think it is? How old were you when you got a cell phone? - I was 13. - I was 11. - I was 11. - I was in middle school. I had a role-eraser. - It was, mm-hmm. - Okay. - Well, a cell phone. - Silver. - I don't think I was 13. I was different. - See, I was around. - I might have been 10. - That's a job. - But I think, I think that's the thing is like, I think that's why I needed a server. - Young Gen Z are so different. It's because they grew up where anyone who's born after the era where you kind of had the internet in your face. - Yeah. - From a very early age. - Yeah. - I just think it changed people. - I remember when I found out about YouTube, you know? - Yeah. - It was like a thing, like some other way of slide. - The first thing I remember was in sixth grade walking through like this one like quad area and some girl going like, "Shit." Oh my god. - Oh. - What? And she's like, "You have to go look up this video." - Oh. - And then I remember getting on YouTube and like searching random videos and the pandasnees. You remember the baby pandasnees? - That's a classic. - I watched that 30 times. - But like, I feel like young Gen Z just are, that's where it's like, oh. - That's totally different. - But new types of people now. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Not saying good or bad, just completely different. - Gen Alpha. - Gen Alpha, I've heard, I've heard legend of Gen Alpha. I will make an argument with Gen Alpha though. A lot of people are like, oh, 'cause I feel like Gen Alpha is right now. It's currently synonymous with Skibbity Toilet. - Yeah. - But for me growing up on YouTube, I saw, like, Skibbity Toilet is just a GMOD video. - Skibbity Toilet doesn't seem that bad. - Skibbity Toilet was the clone trooper. ♪ Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop ♪ - Yeah. - Yeah, Skibbity Toilet. - Yeah. - Skibbity Toilet. - Skibbity Toilet is like, yeah. I feel like Skibbity Toilet is mild. But also, like, when we were growing up, there was a lot of weird GMOD videos that like Tucker and I would watch and send each other. And like, Skibbity Toilet's also made in GMOD. Like, it's, it's, yeah. - But were those as widespread and popular as Skibbity Toilet is? - No. - Now it's the main screen. - You're right. - Honestly, it was. - Honestly, it was. - Those were like gamer memes. - Yeah, you're right. - You're right. - You're right, it was a long time. Yeah, I don't maybe yeah, there's there so guess we weren't as cool as you I guess I will say this I've watched I've watched some skibbitty toilet I make sense I understand how a 12-year-old would think it's the the craziest funnier shit It's it to watch the first episode like this shit shit storm of a like dumb joke Yeah, and then you watch it episode 50 and suddenly they're fighting gods and stuff I'm like I if I was 10 I'd be eating the shit. I like that's like I think Skibbitty toilet is like what's strong bad was to me when like every week there was a new one strong bad Home star runner. Oh, oh Like again, I had so many older siblings so a lot of stuff I was watching and taking in was some advanced taste is when I was I remember a lot of people talking about home star runner, but I never I was like I watched some new ground stuff But not as much home star. Yeah, I'm star runner, but you seems like you recognize. I recognize the name There's something from there that I that I remember they have like those is there cartoons on that - yeah They were like baseball head people, right? It was Marzipan who's she look like a broom and I can do all the voices and I remember from home star runner. There's something I never considered memory I know all the voices I'm there just lie me out of my back. Can you give us some of the yeah? Let's go. I mustn't you said The climbing out of your chest right now. I mean, that seems like it might cross some Pressure that might be like it might need to come out of yourself. I guess for your safety. Oh everybody the limit Is it the people who did it? Yeah, there's song. Oh David don't limit. Yeah, yeah, I do know come on for who we're Yeah Yeah, there's I know this doesn't have it This doesn't have nearly as many viewers as I thought it was I know that's how like Forgotten it is was it reupload no 15 years ago Oh God think I'm on boo what God's everybody does the limit. Yeah, that's pretty good He's got it. Well, did they have it they had their own website, right? Yeah, home star runner dot com So maybe that's where the yeah, we don't nobody like goes you don't find out about websites anymore about weird stuff There's no browsing anymore. It is like the internet has been locked down by the main social media websites You don't like you used to be able to go and sit down on like I'm gonna go to the internet right now Yeah, and I'm gonna yeah unplug and leave the internet. Yeah, you're just kind of always on the internet. It's almost like It's like the social media sites are an internet of their own Almost and like the streaming services are trying to do a thing too where they're like Netflix is games now. I know If you know something. No way like you want to play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas and like. No, no YouTube has games That's YouTube has games. It used to be games on your That feels a little more Fridge is probably have games. That's Oh, remember when I oh wait you weren't there. I once got You know the video the show it to be Rachel meme that was on tiktok. I got a viral tiktok to play on a Samsung fridge Yeah, yeah, over and over like looping. Yeah Oh, that's a video where a girl convinces her mom that Jesus was spotted in Ohio. Oh, yeah, and her mom believes her She's like on Facebook. There's footage of him in Ohio. She's like send it to me Rachel. Oh, you gotta bring that up. I'm talking. That's so good Yeah, yeah Jesus was seen Where Rachel? Oh my god. Show me to me. Please Send it to me Rachel. She's literally seen in Ohio. Please send it to me. Oh, no. Please. Oh my god I think I'd have this reaction if Jesus came back to I I think this I've thought about this a lot because you are Witnessing someone who truly believes that Christ is back. Yeah, and is in Ohio I'm like I'm like that's a crazy thing to witness someone who that's their world right now. She literally just thought that he came down That's gonna be me when aliens are finally here. Yeah, I'm gonna be like cry My hot take is I think nobody's gonna give a fuck because I feel like this past year suddenly there's been tons of like I've seen like headlines where it's like yeah government official comes out saying like yeah, it's real and but everyone's moved on Conspiracy theorists have now gone full racist so they kind of don't care about aliens anymore Yeah, they're like because they kind of just they don't give a shit about it. I don't know what they believe anything I don't think it was more concrete. They know what they care about anymore conspiracy theories used to be like fun Yeah, there's a trap door on the sphinx's head. Yeah, it was stuff like that and now it's now it's now now there's always some sort of Angle where it's like in an order to solve this conspiracy. We have to take away people's rights. Yeah It always comes down to start killing whole groups of people to fix this problem and then before it was just like The aliens are making art in our corn and in two years You're gonna be able to type it into chat GPT and generate a full believable video of Jesus Christ coming back Yeah, I and show it to your mom and she'll believe it. Yeah, what a crazy world AI for for boomers No, my mom was sending me that some of those gorilla couches and she was like you need these for your apartment I'm like mom do you realize all of those are a hundred percent generated and they are like what's that oh god What are you talking about? It's like the most egregious like like 40 like these if somebody made it real life would be like a 14 million dollar couch You realize them thinking all of that those AI generated images are real means our parents are in the matrix The matrix right now without the green one the the big the black one That's like she said that she sent that to me and also that's on Amazon. No, that's on the AI photo. Let's check the reviews. There's no way What that's not real. That's our yeah, what are the reviews say? This is real This is it's a gentle yeah, yeah Do not buy this Scared the little kid so I put it together. It's fully legal to do this. Oh, surely. I mean The family together to squeeze on to the grouch My god Amazon listen Okay, it reminds me of my cousin and brings a fellow gorilla back into the true essence of resting in my mother's arms when I was just Wow, Beach Chess is product is amazing. It reminds me of my late father manic gorilla sounds Sounded look like in a gorilla. Oh bad probably that video the one breaking the glass at the Awesome. Oh, yeah, so no, she sent that to me and she was like, no, this is real. This is real It's like it's real. It's fake. I mean, what happens if you buy this you get nothing Someone said do not buy this like what what they can just keep getting It's probably a picture $10,000 dollars. That one looks real. That looks really cool. It's a bad one looks a lot Yeah, it's like this. It's like the airbrush smoothness of it. You can tell That'll be completed on you know it's a generated when all of them are completely different well next episode of this podcast will be on the Gorilla couch on the fake gorilla couch. I bet it's not hard to make I bet you I bet you it's real Smosh and GMM both have like set designers, right? Yeah, maybe you could we could request the gorilla couch We might people work at Smosh starts. I told you off. Yeah, I was fucking crazy Ted. I'm sorry I bet if we like show to picture of this one or two would definitely just try and make it on the spare time. Yeah Something to work on the side and you could sell it for 10 grand. Yeah There we go. I'll be cost like five grand a week, but yeah Could you have to get a gorilla you're asking how many people work at Smosh? Yeah, how many people work at Smosh? I think it fluctuates a little bit because there's like freelance and stuff But there's like 40-ish. Yeah, I think so. Wow. Yeah, a lot of people did a lot of people Three's enough for me. Well look at that. Pulled it up Wow, wow. Wow. Is it CEO? You've go to the office there. It's like they've got scooters They have five scooters. You have one scooter. We have a scooter. You have one scooter and I use it $20 Same day. That's the same day. I climbed to the top of the day. I'm cool stick You guys know why she looks at it. He is like a little bit because I was like in the office like He's in the scooter. You were climbing. I'm swinging around. No, I'm like. I'm hungry No, I remember you we had you waiting for a long time because because on this day I also was late one day too. Yeah, I think this was the same day. I slept in. Yeah, so you you guys have He's scheduled for like a seven thirty eight. No, it's never since 8am is the earliest. Okay And then and then but then you came as I did say yes to that time. So you came as soon as you could But then we were like but that video that you now we're going to be in isn't till the afternoon And so you were sitting there you got restless and I was like oh boy. I gotta entertain this guy And you actually have that thought the rest Losing him I was never gonna leave I was never gonna leave because I believe you because I have because I was late So I was like I need to provide them something here. So I was gonna stay and I don't you provided mischief But this is that like sort of the feeling. Yes. Yes. Isn't that like a gift at the end of the day. You gave our BAs something to I became the office Elf I also don't know what we would expect from the youtuber guest. I was a user supposed to act that episode that we ended up It was ending for Smosh games that end up. I was crying laughing. That was so fun. Mm-hm. No, it's very fun Yeah, bug boy, bug boy. What was it? There's a roach bug boy. Is that where you play on Smosh games? We play Jackbox Oh, really? Yeah, but we were all like one couch. Hmm. Yeah, nobody was blast. Can I come and we play Kitten Canon? Yes Here we should play around Yeah, get on Kitten. This is what I played so much of when I was It was the G.I. Joe videos and this is like at all similar to the Kodan kids next door flight of the hamsters game on on Cartoon Network dot com. I played this game so much Just hit space you just you just hit space you just And you're just hoping to like hit bombs and stuff. It's it's purely like nice. It's all 500 videos I'll give it another go you can get up to 10,000. So you need to angle right? Yeah, that was a week We're talking. All right. You want to get those? Not too good. I'm not great. You got aim higher bro. Aim it a little up. There you go and then wait get that full power Okay, oh, you got a person hold there you go. Oh, no good. You're getting worse every time Yeah, person hold face. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you see how the bar goes up and down. Okay, okay now this is looking good All right. Oh, this is That's his high score Not a bad high score. You can get over a thousand easily. I would lower the cannon a little bit on its full power I would lower the cannon a little bit more. Oh, oh If you lower it a little bit more you get a little more velocity That's pretty good. Yeah, it's an unlucky round there. It's mostly getting worse Under 100 feet. Yeah, don't have an adjambal last night I'm surprised you played this. I love this back in the day. It was this in zwalk. You do remember zwalk Lost media at this point, but it was like it was like worms, but snowball fight. Okay. Yeah, pretty good This is this is man. Yeah, let's bring it back on on come Please can we just play this we could totally play kit and cannon for an hour. Okay, and then yeah, and then just get like super into it It would do very well I just like the vein And we shouldn't even talk. We're just there just Watching it. I'm down. I'm down. That's actually we have to just talk about Getting kids we can't talk about other topics. Oh, no. Yeah, wait. Here's I just remember something It's total non-segment a completely different conversation. We're having every shape and form For a video I did recently Sammy recently like three videos ago, but it's like seven months ago I Took a page out of your book and did the what's this? Oh my god, cousin the chosen but I just I adjusted a little bit And you had a sea turtle shirt on though. I did have a sea turtle shirt on you literally did a wolf guy Yeah, you had sea turtle. I love that care Do you do so much that it was like I hope I I just hope I didn't rough when he feathers no I'm jimin every camera. I say that. I don't think anyone cares Everyone you know, Jim in the camera. Everyone's chosen like you look at the camera to fly something no Everyone's the chosen. That's the thing. Oh, okay Alpha Jared Alpha Jared. Yeah, Alpha Jared is long lives in Long Beach near the aquarium That's it's very addictive to start talking to that voice It I realized that that's why I wanted to bring up cuz I was like I didn't want like I I would I'd listen to like People who were like that like I tried to find videos online Yeah, and then I sort of settled with just hearing how you went about it and once you kind of figure it out It's like it's yeah It's very fun and and it when I when I'm really locked in when you really do it right is when You truly start believing that everything you say is the is like the most badass thing that's ever happened Yeah, that's how you really lock in nobody. I think plays it better than Spencer Spencer Spencer has the WMBA joke, which is the craziest joke probably ever set on Smosh, but It's very fun. It's very addictive and But yeah, I don't I at this point everybody on Smosh has played the chosen Too many chosen or the chosen multiverse video. We do a chosen That was the one you guys were playing like you guys were playing like ping This joke is so good. You're doing something. Oh, you're playing zoom Crazy bonds. Yeah, crazy bonds. No, we do like classic things. It's it's very fun The more is that chosen from every universe come together once a year to this is a good clip This what was the first professional sports league to surpass one billion followers on social media? No, it was the NBA. Oh, I'm being told it's like the WMBA, but all dudes So interesting that they this editing is being interesting was really strange Yeah, like if they have real trivia happening, but yeah, it's a very fun character Do you guys when you guys are at Smosh as cast members? Do you feel a pressure to be in always inventing new little characters? I think so a little bit like is that something that like you guys like what in terms of the creative process for Smosh You guys stress out about the most What do we stress out? Yeah, what what's something that you're like? Oh, I got to get this figured out You know, is that a weird question? No, not at all. I'm taking a moment because it's like it's been nine years So it's like after a while certain things kind of feel easier and other things kind of like I think weird things That I wouldn't be expected of things that freak me out. Yeah, we don't have like meetings to come up with new characters It's just kind of a thing as you go along. It's just like oh shit like yeah, I definitely imagine something that like you are at home And you're like oh personal level. I'll be like man. I haven't like come up with new character a long time Yeah, but then like will we had this episode of Bit City that just came out, which is like a like a bunch of different segments within a show They're like all sketches and stuff and he did an interview as like the third son to Stephen King And it like you like literally I've never seen you practice it or say anything about it to anybody and you went and did that and like that Once obviously coming back is so funny. Yeah, what was that guy? What was the whole stick? I just played him like you know, because because a lot of authors Are just weird people and like Stephen King is such a psycho like yeah looks so weird and his sons look exactly the same King character or something I was just Stephen King's son like third son that nobody's heard about right and oh god Oh god, not the millions of sketches are you fucking bad? Yeah, I don't know. I was in YouTube. It would be like a like a Like a compilation thing. I don't know. It's all right Beverly Mord. I'm gonna find it Sorry Yeah, he just do this kind of like it's just it's just party to see something like Because I wouldn't want to have the job that Tucker has right now trying to find something that's like The internet super hard. Oh, it's okay. Is this a new this is a new So it's it's it's okay sponsored nice that's just love it. I should say it's okay in the same delivery of it's okay No, but there's definitely a pressure, but it's not like set out loud that's much more of an internal pressure of like oh shit Like I need to come up with something. Yeah, like the CEO is like What was the last time he made a new character like we did have series that we were using to try and be like a like a turning Engine never said those two words together before but like a place A turning engine for characters like we had America's next top something is that we did America's next top sim Yeah, this was dark. We just played darts, but we would be characters That's how Spencer made Fred darts who was probably most recently like loved character Yeah, he was like oh boy. Yeah, and he's like he's like whoa somebody say meatloaf and if you go to the limb biscuit break stuff music video You will see the top comments are like quoting him and his character Wow, then we do our gentlemen stuff which has been really big this past year where we just turned out to dress up as gentlemen Play games and you have some good clips. There's some we just play the worst people on the planet. Yeah, let us meet our other Warriors Yeah, that's like that's like so was This is just a clarification is Spencer was he a part of like the crew and then he became like He's still he started as an editor like writer like I think of maybe a month or two before us and Oh, yeah, no like a few months before us and then he was editor And then started kind of producing a little bit more and then now he's director of smash games. Oh, that's great I'm sorry just one of the suggested things to the writer's a And it says gay test good luck passing this You got it try it now if you fail it's like dude. You're not gay you failed it. This is crazy 9% okay, we're just gonna give you guys a bunch of viruses on your what is this this is like no, that's an ad Get out of here get out of here. Oh, no, oh no It's like your game You failed your game. I wonder who that's for cuz he's on incognito. So it's like this just like comes across like a Comes across like some oh, yeah better something and he's like I'm definitely not but just to be sure Where's the bisexual column? Oh What you wait, which one there's no bisexual answered is that one on the right is that bisexual flag. Oh Yeah, damn Damn talk about being forgotten The far right is lesbian and the left is gay Isn't that the same thing What what I Think we're all getting heatstroke. I think there's more specific Yeah, how come how come lesbians get a flag and gay people Only get the the the larger banner to fly There was a lesbian flag came later, but they're just yeah, they're not gay But it's a human or fem people But why can't oh my god, we've been going to so long We usually go for like an hour and fifteen, but why don't the guys get to play it too So no, no, no, no, no, we're not done. So hey It was so good to have you guys on this podcast. I'm so happy to have you here. I am sweaty out my Body at 2 a.m. Tonight and he's there the court of the like What are you working on that's coming up? Please tell me please check out bit city on smash channel and then smash games We do silly stuff there as well and all the smash channels and where can the people find you guys you guys doing Anything else that is mastery just so smash code you just saw you live in breathe social media. Okay, what are they? Chain top most places the why why so defensive? I'm not being too. Yeah, why are you so defensive asshole bitch mother fucker? Oh, this is chuckle sandwich. We get swear Unlike smash where you can't Just kind of bleep it sometimes. Yeah, I know that because I've been bleeped a lot on that. Yeah, also if you you can check out smash mouth That's the podcast I was and and where can we that's nice and we're Can we find I'm at co-mail on tiktok Instagram and then that's kind of all the things that I'm on other than YouTube and then check out the one-hour Uncut kitten cannon And what's funny is is if that come if that's made before like this episode comes out It's gonna be like and totally uncontextual just like like you guys cannot smile or laugh The whole video just us to sit. No, I just like to I'm telling you right now I'm telling you right now one million views at least like okay worth the time span So you guys get to eat on the set of smash like do you guys have food there? That's the one thing all Yeah, yeah, you're lunch we get lunch like just charcootery and stuff. Yeah, so just a table We have a good snack set up to meet maybe meet some some bacon. Oh, yeah, would you rather have a bacon unlimited bacon? But no more video games No or games unlimited games But no game nobody nobody no games though games are bacon I'm games What no, but you don't get games either way wait what but I thought you did you hear what I said you're not here I feel I feel like he was being pretty crystal crystal clear Say it again. I don't care about bacon. That's all I will say whoa. I even on limited bacon Does the bacon can they bacon appear at any time yes, okay, I'll take the bacon I'm limited bacon because I can Know I'm anywhere. I'll be fine. You'll be what are you doing? I don't want some good you are good It's you doing games unlimited games with no games. Yeah, but there's no games. That's okay I will watch other people play video games. No, no, no, no, you don't get it You're choosing a world where there's no games okay, and that's all games or no bacon no like you can't even like Bacon, yeah, that's unlimited bacon. That's not no bacon Look he's what he's saying is making sense Now and then and then my question for you guys is if you had to choose what part of the chuckle sand Which you are you can add it ingredient to it. What would it be? Oh, I get to add an ingredient Yeah, I don't ingredient it like we've got a long toothpick that's going through you the sandwich with everything in it at the end of the season We tried to make one at like episode like around the hundredth episode So like maybe 40 episodes ago, and it was I feel like we should add is is olives. Oh Well, you could you you could throw that you're okay individuals you can choose. So I'll add olives some green olives I get a very sandwich. Yeah, okay my favorite thing my favorite thing on a sandwich that nobody ever has is bubby's Bubbies what is that they are bread and butter chips. They're like pickles, but like sweet and there's cut like like pickles I think the combination of olives and bubby's is really bad already I don't think they work together. Oh, dude. There's there's like Barba Cohen. There's like what are some of the crazy ingredients like the vague notion of a gardener Oh, yeah Yeah, the vague notion of a man at sunset cutting his lawn with a scythe that sounds like him. Yeah, who's that Danny Gonzalez? Yeah What's bubbies? I'll use his chips. We're like look at the picture of bubbies for these For the finale search of the podcast. Yeah, how did you miss that? I don't know. I was I just like talking to you No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, is this the longest episode? Okay, I had to cut hit add to card three times Thank you. Oh, oh, these are actual pickles. Yeah, they are made. They are Good for sandwiches just not with other things. Oh bread and butter chips. Yeah, put them on bread and butter Mommy, no, no, it's a style of it's a snacking pickle too, so you just kind of eat it with your hands my favorite pickle is Clousen I'm a clousen man. Yeah, that's that's spears. Yeah, I like a whole pickle. I can get it. Wow see I don't like bubbies because I don't like sweet pickles. I don't yeah, it's a little bit savory or spicy It's a little too vinegary for me like this because that's what that word buddy. I guess if yeah You work with this guy damn Try bubbies, please try bubbies, please. I really. Yeah, I love a turkey sandwich with bubbies. That's crazy That's a crazy call out Hey guys, thanks for watching So hot I know I'm like you learned us before we started recording. No, we recorded well We all so long. Yeah, we recorded for about I mean every episode's time was supposed to be 50 minutes We record 50 minutes more than we know like what we prescribed You know making sense anymore. Yeah, all right. What's your bar are we going to bubbies bar? Thanks for watching everyone. This is Shane Topham Court emailer See you guys later. Peace. Bye. Bye