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Oh, this is insane. yeah the i switched to the mini i had the iphone max i just switched to the mini bro my screen time's down like way down because like spade was on the edge dude i mean i'm on the i can't talk you get my reels fucking i'm crushing my eyes constantly yeah and i was trying to sleep the other day too and i was about to pass out and then i needed one more scroll yeah that's and then i was up for like another two hours it's like embarrassing the mind of an addict dude yeah it's the casino it is the casino if you're on that that's they say one-armed bandit they say the light from the phone tricks your mind into thinking it's 1 p.m yeah that's a bummer so when you look at it's like 1 p.m but dude like spade was talking to me about it and like dude when you're looking at that it is a legitimate like sucking you out of reality into just like the void yeah sean i got a theory where it's like all the time that you spend there you're actually spending time there in a digital framework like a matrix yeah but time here keeps going yeah so you're totally checked out it's that like in great it's the same thing as like the old people at the slots yeah it's the same fucking thing right so when they come out of the casino double slots is crazy right you ever see that but you know you'll see they look like they're playing in oregon but when they come out that's a dark thing like you can sit there and just videotape people coming out of the casino i'd rather come out of the wash for real right but like they're getting hit with reality like i just lost a day but like all the time you spend on like the internet because it just goes away it's not real like none of it's real so like then collectively like bill was like i'm on 45 minutes a day that's good but if you add that up dude and then there's years it's like yo man you're gonna hit like 50 and you will have all that time is gone so you didn't like develop into a 50 year old yeah you just got thrown into being 50 and a lot of you's like 27 yeah that's interesting you know what i mean seeing yourself like that all the time it's like walking around like that's why the celebrities get their fucking shit done dude beckham's fucked up dude i didn't i saw you texting me that i text spade sometimes and it's like borderline schizophrenic because i'm watching shit and texting him so it makes no sense like i'm watching it what happened to david beckham though he's got like chick fillers oh i see he's so good looking though why did he fuck with himself snizz people like dude this is so hot bro like i could like imagine being so hot girls turn around and you start to lose no i don't know it's posh i think it's posh posh place they're all hot to be honest yeah that's shit that's the only thing every girl's hot dude that's the only obviously beautiful i'll crash if i see a girl on the street and thinking about pussy the uh the phone shit like they're is there already the rehabs no digital rehabs like it's gonna come they made a documentary on it um but they're saying there's going to be these things called digital rehab centers but they're going to be like all it's going to be for like people are going to check themselves in like i'm out i need help how are you supposed to live with everything being this expensive then meanwhile you're not even alive for half the day you're on the internet yeah you know about sailing across the world in a sailboat by yourself for some reason i mean i'm watching some guy's bunker out there that's cool that's cool just in case shit hits the fucking yeah they the the snizz that gets into it and like i see a lot of stuff just like you can see when a dude's single now and snizz because they'll be fucking quiet as shit oh yeah and then out of nowhere online i'm in charleston it's like why did you post this picture yeah bill calls it putting up the bat signal yeah you thought you like go to like glendale arizona you just put a picture up i was like dude what is like what are you fucking doing but yeah i mean please damn bag yeah it's gonna it's like nothing but a bag pretty please in my head right now it's just the phone if you start hitting neural link dude it's gonna be like black mirror where you just go into like a back to tank and you're like dude let me see the 20s again one more time i just want to go through and see what all that's going on that shit's doing i just want to chill there like you're gonna chill like in the matrix oh that's the matrix i think that is the matrix yeah that that's what i think i also watched um a compilation speaking of fucking wasting my time but it's before i went to sleep a compilation of old fucking commercials shit was so cheap dude oh yeah i mean there's inflation though it was like early 20s or early 2000s yeah early 2000s yeah yeah i was watching i was like damn it's kind of minimum wage was four was it really yeah i thought it was 750 for fucking ever nah i remember 750 when i was a youngster yeah that's b3 it was 750 i got destroyed on fucking weed edibles i thought i was like king of the universe for a little while doing like 10 milligram skittles i watched the black skizzlers oh yeah were those match skizzlers no not matt skizzlers they're like talked about those the other day skittles with the z or some shit like that and like dude i've been champing them absolutely fine like having a good time practicing guitar then going to sleep and then i watched the black mirror you watch any of the black mirrors yet oh no i thought you're talking about the past might be no i was talking about the best but the these ones i watched one where spade told me to watch it a dude did acid and could talk to these little things and oh yeah they made a little game of it yeah he like became fluent with these things that were like another world on a computer i thought it was cool what are they called frogs i'll never forget it i can tell you that whole entire episode of my heart i could rewrite it right now on a piece of paper i fucking yeah we did almost like this wrong i almost went to sleep dude and then i woke back up and then it was like i was my google search history was like how long does the weed hide oh i'm trying to find it that's a great pick it's fucking crazy how to get on high what can counteract the weed i kept calling it the weed high it was like 15 searches dude i haven't got that i haven't been high as an adult in so long i didn't know you were experimenting with thc i was i was trying to experiment with the fucking the holy spirit of thc and then like that one episode was about that was about acid and like dude i got to a point where i watched like dude did someone drop acid this is crazy will magnesium get you sober dude i didn't go to sleep until like 2am and i tried to watch peanut butter falcon and just kept like scaring myself awake while watching it i haven't touched weed since that was that it gets away from me with adult thoughts when i was like fucking 17 18 i could crush that shit not a thought in the world but adult thoughts are too scary on the weed dude i immediately just like oh it's over dude that worries me because i don't know what do you mean like thoughts like you're having a heart attack or something having a heart attack i'm gonna die yeah life's fucking finite like i was like i didn't even think about fucking death until frank poos was like dude at some point you're gonna die and it's almost like blinking like you blink and you were 19 and now you're 65. so i was sitting there glued in my bed and it took me probably 30 minutes to turn around to my girlfriend i go i'm too high i was sitting there trying to champ it dead silent but i kept looking at the door because i would like hear then like reggie or stevie would move and i just like i was like full-blown tweaking he's like the hellcat for real dude who goes there sean i have no idea i'm in like rem sleep and they wait in the middle of the night and it's in front of my house here it's in front of my house and they do laps 2 30 in the morning there's the flex dude just get the new hellcat obviously you have to drive i'm gonna be like ed norton walking out there one day bro go first dude he had an exploding head syndrome for a while for one time wait what the heck what's that i was like hearing that i get exploding it's from everyone yeah it's like a thing where like you i'll have it sometimes when i'm like sleeping kind of and you're like a full-blown knock at a door but it's just in your head oh that hurts me every once in a while too spade walked outside in his whiteys i thought someone was shooting guns though in my driveway oh man it's not that weird no it's not really living in like a nice place i'd be like that was probably in my head yeah but like this happens all the time yeah it's very it's very um obvious that it's probably a gunshot in your neighborhood to be honest with you that's that just happened well i had a scary dream on the plane because i slept on the plane and uh i watched i do it every time i think that's i think i owe that to the phone honestly i think i'm having lower brain functions and it allows me to sleep on the plane because i used to not be able to but now i can just knock out and i watched the rehearsal the nathan terrible well yeah i didn't know it was a whole movie about plane crashes so i started like an edgelord watching that on the plane because i don't even give a rat's head i don't know i didn't finish it i shut it off when it switched to like half of like a level on the spot or something like that and i was like okay i'm like a love on the spectrum about that kid who's an incel or that kid that's dating this star oh yeah yeah i was like dude what the says man yeah no offense yeah not my cup of tea bro i get it it doesn't you know it's still just all about plane crashes so i was watching that and then i fell asleep and then i dreamt that the plane crashed and it felt so real holy i dreamt that they put it down in a parking lot but we like survived that's kind of it was kind of cool spade crushed a whole entire flight on egypt air we're all done oh dude i know i i listen to you i have a i don't know i think i have a couple of things like a couple modes in my head that where i can just shut down it's not sleeping but it's like it's how i can drive forever i can sit in a plane forever i can sit in a bus forever i need the pod though or something i could do that too but i need a little something going on there's a there's like a theta wave where there's nothing's going on no zero thoughts just i'm like off like a boat i envy you you're not doing that it's like blowing the candle out like dude rest now but i'm not asleep you went on airplane mode yeah airplane made it for real yeah i'm jealous I sometimes I wish I could just I'm trying to get out of it I'm trying to drink more water and like notice when I got a piss type shit that kind of stuff because I like don't pay attention to myself at all I'm out in space all day long everything's an emergency evacuation yeah usually people fucking handle that around like three or five once you get body trained yeah that like driving with him I've never seen anything like it because like usually you can see some sort of drive fatigue on someone and I swear to god it's like hopping in the car you just hopped in the car leaving the driveway is fucking crystal clear yeah you're just simulating you're simulating travel like in a video game you you lost your calling over the road truck I know I would have been great yeah space trying to drive and also the same thing for painting though a lot of people hate painting because it's like that same thing it's like dude I can do it all day long put me in a hallway like my dream is like a school so the school's empty and the hallways purely empty school and it's cinderblocked walls and I just gotta fill in the fucking holes in the cinder blocks and get in all the little brickers and I just gotta go up and down I mean like I don't want it to end like I want to get on rolling dude I don't want it to stop I mean and if that if I die and that's like some kind of like I'll know I was good bro are you kidding me bro this is what we're dove white for real I fucking lose it when I do it I get like eye floaters and see double and I just don't know where it stops or ends and I keep on going back over the same fucking thing I don't have that gear but I think I mean are you a zoomer yeah tech yeah what the generation you mean yeah zoomers and late millennials I think you got that from not being on a screen all the fucking time yeah I don't know man yeah I feel bad for guys like us dude honestly yeah we've had it tough the worst you can get is youtube shorts on the tv dude I've done it well I don't know what you're talking about you watch shorts on your tv like tiktoks on tv and scroll with your remote oh okay it's very chill and you can just do that all day long like instead of watching a movie or something or if it's like 12 o'clock and you have to go out to dinner for I mean who cares if hollywood's who cares if hollywood's over bro you can just crush that and you know hang the fuck out but yeah I mean you see all that shit with trump no dude like trump's fucking I mean on fire on fire today actually made the canadian jones said he made the canadian the new prime minister roll over like a dog and piss on himself reggie did that last night I know exactly what he means he hid under my bed succumb to him what is trump just played nice guy and it was like bro like dude we're doing our thing you're gonna come here america is gonna be like a shop it's gonna be like the best store so if you want to be here you want to sell your shit we're like the best fucking place and he's just saying like hollywood's fried yo man fucking ghetto get come back to america no more foreign movie bullshit is it poppin' possible I have no idea I'm just listening to trump's fucking you can do game of thrones here we got enough like landscape and shit I don't know I mean from what trump was saying today it's like the chinese guys are like yeah fuck this and so like they'll bail on china who canada like no the chinese guys will bail on china because they'll be like fuck this dude we'll just go to america dude they're not buying shit in china they're fucked they get a dollar and ninety cents a day and they try to flex like it's sick yeah but if they if they if they put the screws on china like that they'll fucking overthrow z that's like a war that we won you know what I mean this is what I'm saying go nate that's winning a war that's like dude dude if you like they don't have any money and all the fucking goats like the huawei's and all that are like I guess we got to go to america chinese people are fucking back to like whatever the fuck they were up to before silk shit you know cool shit that's dragons astrology confucius yeah thinking of shit yeah that's like I've I've voted for trump dude and then I was just like god please let shit be lower price the media is hammering them so you know that's yeah that's what I'm saying like all my shit like because even my buddy came over house was like are you happy oh come on man I'm like come on ricky for real for what about trump he's like are you happy that's what like trying to get under my fucking skin we we just drove the rhode island oh no you know what dude let's do drag stream story hour yeah for real yeah that's like for real that's what I'm saying I'm trying not to get upset about like that I've been off twitter and stuff keep the lid on it bro just fucking chill dude they're strutting around with fucking it's a new kind of thing what the aggression the aggressive well I think they were running out of their estrogen or something and they were strutting around in dresses do you know what they do do they fucking kill themselves I don't understand like if I was if you were like dude every day I'm just gonna do acid it's sick I would I wouldn't go like yeah dude you're brave as fuck for that and you should do it every day because you would wind up leaving earth dude and there is something I don't know dude what are you trying to do to me right now you're like you're like a human twitter to me this is what I'm saying like well I just watch him kind of being like I'm like ah bill's running around shit's all about something I don't know get a little fucking angry I was thinking of the t's the other day because there's one I can't say who it is but there's one who's a comedian and it's probably hilarious yeah yeah it's a it's a laugh right they changed their first name and last name and I was like the last name wasn't the problem no no but it's like they just get to pick a cool ass last name I don't think I mean I don't know I can't wrap my head around I can't get in the mind of one but I would think that they don't like their family that much yeah I guess that's a good explanation because you're kind of like like that hyperion thing like you're ending your fucking bloodline forever you know you're ending your fucking bloodline you know you're ending your what i mean yeah i don't want to say the titans what wrath of the titans very good you should watch it you're thinking of the immortals yeah the immortals he fucking just this dude betrays him and he gets a like the hammer it's not dwarf no yeah it's not dwarf he gets that this dude he's a fucking titan gets the hammer of god and it's like i'm going to end your bloodline and just smashes him in the balls oh no without like a with a fucking like sledgehammer type thing yeah it was a fucking did you watch imagine if you did that to yourself no i didn't watch gemstone well i saw the first two crazy finale crazy finale ah i'm way behind on fucking everything dude yeah me too sorry hey youtube shorts conversation guys no dude you're a morse code do you know anything about sailing all right it's very just quit your job and sail across the world of course yeah the uh but you know i'm trying to be somewhat accepting because like they did that austin metcalf stuff right the stabbing and then all the gofundmes and stuff and then that meth lady called the somalian guy's 10 year old kid the n-word and she got a bunch of money i swear to god dudes are just washing money through gofundme now okay that's like none of this shit seems real whatsoever and i like what's it called accelerationism i've heard this before yeah there's like there's like a group of people that used to exist on 4chan then 4chan closing came back open but there's dudes who want to accelerate it to the race war i think charles manson was like i don't put that on manson i think that's fake he might have been yeah but like i swear like especially on twitter dude they're trying to do some shit right now where it's like some sort of accelerationism stuff and they're trying to get some race war but it's real fucking shitty hasn't that been their vibe for like ever for like the past however many years though well like racial holy war yeah just like trying to also known as rail or whatever yeah yeah that's like even the like when i saw the port noise stuff is like dude you're not gonna get me on this shit like if you're still you think it's all fake you think it's all like engagement farming yes i got you literally i think everything on it is like engagement farming slash ways to move money around you're engagement farming and you're using fucking retards to carry out the mission so there's some dudes who think it's real much like the moon landing where you got some guys who think they like houston thinks they got i watched this thing dude and it looks like they may have got on the moon i said it to you feel free to watch it for you i can't what is it it's like a i sent it to bill it's like a youtube this guy just goes like yo i know i know why you would think we didn't go and he hit every fucking one so like everything i've been telling people like i've been telling people like oh dude they gave a fucking space rock to denmark it was a petrified wood and that did happen but they gave it to a dude that used to be like a prime minister and it was just some random dude gave it to him instead of the space rock it wasn't nasa that gave it oh i see but so like this guy debunks like all the things i've been saying and i'm like i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with it and he shows it's like oh man no one can ever why can't you just see it dude it's tough to get through the clouds but then they should i roll your eyes they have satellite seconds in your fucking pocket why don't you just watch it and then get back to me i'll take a look at but it's like dude if i show you the louis theroux thing you'll watch it because that's you like that they're lying like all these people are lying but like that port noise stuff with like fuck the jews or whatever honestly it's pretty fucking funny like that is a funny thing to put on like mbd to me dude no big deal yeah no shit dude well it's a word this is a thing this is this is a thing did you see like it was like cash patel i don't even know if it's real i saw like a screenshot like cash patel doesn't want to release the epstein thing because it'll raise anti-semitism you know and if you're really worried about anti-semitism like sean i know it's funny funny stuff but like dude i remember when it came out i was like i don't even know if it's real or not i don't even know if it's real you know i don't even know if it's real i don't even know if it's real or not i don't even know if it's real so it's okay to be white was a fucked up thing that was at a college campus so it's okay to be white is some kind of dangerous fucking thing yeah makes no sense to me dude do you get what i'm saying do you get what i'm i mean i can feel this in my fucking balls dude yeah that's what i'm saying like i'm just saying like i'm this dumb like you're gonna do all this shit like i'm this dumb and then it's like oh man emergency fucking thing fuck the jews like bro you guys had a legitimate like on the mainstream media how scary it is people are saying it's okay to be white yeah all right man well tuck got a bunch of trouble for that no shit dude yeah that's what like to sorry funny haha stuff what do you guys want to talk about no i like it i was on this i'm dehydrated all the time spade just figured out from a chiropractor that he's chronically dehydrated you went to the chiropractor yeah well i yeah i'm trying i'm trying to fix my shoulders man he's trying to heal that trying to fix my body yeah it's like like when you freak out that hard about something and they're like i'm gonna send you to a fucking concentration camp to show you like dude if you punch someone in the head i wouldn't have to send you to the ufc to figure out why that's fucked up like obviously that's you see the trailer for the rock in that new movie with the smash the smashing machine no but i heard about it it looks awesome bro really it's gonna be a good movie the rock with hair is a different fucking beast bro yeah i'd almost i saw like the poster it almost looked like ai's like he looks um yeah you think it's like ai altered maybe i wonder i think they've been doing that in movies yeah i don't really like it i think they did it to tom cruise i think they did it in the brutalist um oh no i think that was for language though it's your flick not for it's not my flick i really didn't like that movie either i didn't see that one either brutalist dude literally don't watch anything besides owning mahoney okay it is the greatest fucking movie i ever saw we're very close you should see love lies if you like that one but that one's a little bit more of a it's sad drama yeah it's sad yeah i just like you know anyone like are your boys real hard into like gambling yeah yeah everybody is my buddy's wife works for um vermont cab up north works his wife works um trying to battle it up there like the online gambling so like she was doing like drug and alcohol like uh working for the courts okay there people have problems with gambling up there how do you in march is like the worst month i think what's the time frame for when they get the account so like if you get a draft kings they've done like fucking this is like you know they're researching this shit if you get a draft kings account you're gonna get a draft kings account or fandor or whatever on average it's eight months before you seek help but hey let's send someone to to figure out what's really fucked up pushing gambling constantly dude the shit like i i'm choking over here no problem yeah like heroin addiction stuff i see that like damn that's fucked up like you need heroin i couldn't understand the brain trip of if you're fully with it and then you have to gamble you need action on some shit now my buddy he just said uh heroin is like oblivion it's nothingness i don't know i've never done it yeah so i'm not into that kind of drug stuff but it's an altered state sure but gambling is another thing gambling is like a physical like it's like what you're doing with your your instagram dopamine yeah yeah dopamine stacking is a thing yes what is it dopamine stacking what's that you've done it we've all done it you have a you have your your computer open and the tv or your on it's just double screen yeah two screens shit like that sometimes triple it's wrecking people dude yeah right the dopamine stack is bad do you guys like coin the term or no i think it's a huberman this is a normal thing people are talking about oh yeah dude damn it like that's what i'm saying like i maybe i understand what it's like that have a gambling addiction because if you're picking up the phone and doing all that stuff all the time it's the same thing as having a gambling addiction i forget norm had a good quote about it because norm was addicted to gambling like bad apparently and i think his thing was like it's just hope i'm addicted yeah it's a it's hope it's the fucking you're on the edge of your seat it's like it's like one more it's like one more up than being addicted to a screen that's the adrenal rush that you fucking crave yeah i mean i could see that but i don't have that though i like just like to bet on the sports every once in a while yeah i'm it makes the game more interesting yeah because it's really hard to get any games just on their own but i'm also chicken like put like 25 beans on the fucking phillies or whatever that's just good fun yeah like there's dudes stealing money from their girlfriends to put it all on black at the casino see i don't think i know anybody like that but i probably do i don't know actually now i think about it i might have a couple buddies that i was playing blackjack with my one friend that uh in vegas this past year and he lost like i think close to 10 g's and he was just posted up and just get more money i've only won one time on roulette in vegas 2700 from 25 chip holy shit i kept going even around until i hit 27 2700 oh my dad took a mega win then turned the fuck around yeah it was for the transmission of my van nice i mean that that's that's what i'm saying like if i go into the casino i'll take out like 500 and then once i lose that i'm fucking done it hurts me way too much to lose the soldiers me too i get pissed when i lose but i'm not losing anything big yeah i mean i couldn't imagine it is just fucking coins dude yeah it really is it's not you know they know that yeah that's why i don't feel bad i think because money's fake because money's it's like whatever dude it's just money especially if you're making a fuck ton yeah what does that marine if you're a fucking you know financial midget dude don't go to the casino yeah it'll end your life but i used to dream about it i used to drive on columbia i used to drive right on the street and go i could take my paycheck right now and see if i could double it i've never acted on just i can't dude if i did it i would have been fucked yeah i remember i got a paycheck for a bi-weekly paycheck it was twelve hundred dollars and i was like dude well just one time i could turn this into something serious but i've never i never had the balls to act on it but they are getting the wrong craps there's like 36 to 1 odds yeah i can't i can't like i see you get some real odds going there's a thing for the born high 12 do you have these in texas the skill machines gambling is illegal in texas are you serious yeah damn yeah that you just got to go on the fucking raunchy sides to get in there yeah you can still get on xn xx that's old that was my high school fucking it's wretched but it's bad dude they don't their ui is terrible they're not putting any money into it there's no premium stuff it's just kind of just feeds itself somewhere to get the job done yeah there's things in philly there's a lot of stuff in philly there's a lot of stuff in philly there's a lot of and they're like trying to make this a thing where they're called games of skill so it's not gambling it's not chance they're like little things they put in gas stations and dudes just sit there and fucking smash it i've seen these before but they're trying to make things now where it's you can make a mini casino so if you have something big enough you could put like 30 games of skill in there and just fucking rip and they only put out 500 so there's like some weird tax thing going on there but that's not that's not my fucking jones dude thank god i would fucking kill myself right now one day no carbs oh wow yeah i'm trying to do what you did well you'll lose 10 pounds it's so hard and then i don't know what happens after that after that you'll just have to work out harder i guess after that you find another reason why you should eat carbs on the internet i keep trying to figure out mentally retarded no shit dude i did like i told you this i did it i fucking crushed food this weekend i had like a chicken parm sandwich fried or what do you call it i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know we got back friday yummy then saturday four dogs lemon meringue pie sunday i was like something's got four dogs is the name of the place you said you had four hot dogs no no i haven't i haven't crushed a hot dog in a long time dude not since probably three months maybe but i fucking did that and then a good dog is nice it's but you know you know afterwards you're like i'm done how many did you have down in seattle two two and you felt like shit i had one i that but i also fucking like get pickled during the day yeah that'll that'll i mean eating it like when i'm eating a fucking sandy hot dog like it's over the game's already you've lost all inhibitions see a dude from yo man remember me did you see that video of the fucking midget guy or like the guy with down syndrome who yes yeah i love no kids i love i can't stop watching that video i think i watch it once a day i love just how it's like even at whatever like even whatever disability the dude's still on the mesh it's primal he walks by he just goes new day huh nobody told me there's a new name crushing black socks out to your calf is psychotic that dude dressed himself probably watched monday night wrong was like i have a feeling right now and i don't know what they would saw chick was like that's it no kids huh you like it huh you like it that's pretty good yeah that you like it lonely yeah that was great and then the best part of that video is when he's walking away he's like nobody else but me call me no one wants to be cocked in yeah yeah that like that except for you Yeah, fucking nice. He likes to play around with it. Are you done on him? no no no you're still banging hail hitler i'm banging no i actually haven't been banging it portnoy should send them that is like portnoy should say i'm trust me i'll send them portnoy netanyahu fuck send them dude i think that's a lost cause dude that's like i my theory is they had a manila envelope on them where it's like you're getting cucked you've probably been drunk around jay-z who's in my opinion the reincarnate of satan and he had it and was like doing all the dumb shit like dude if you had that much money and they're like we got to put you on keeping up with the kardashians would you just say no probably like i don't understand how any of these dudes do it and they lose their fucking mind like bruce jenner lost his mind sorry be like you saw a man i don't know i watched a documentary on him and i kind of believe him when he was like there was always something about me you you got to watch it yeah you got the caitlin thing you got to have a legitimate dog he was like a decathlete bro he chopped i don't know i don't know if he chopped or not if he did dude he is woman of the year anyone who did like i was wait he i don't know he went some woman of the year or the espies award woman of the year that was like once everything started and now it's like not that fucking avant-garde to be a tranny yeah true i told spade i was out at um morgan's pier with me my girlfriend who's 25 so it was like all her friends and like the dudes are like just turning into almost like mexican looking they're getting so like gender ambiguous where they just had like i try to explain it's not gonna like hearing that i hear you but it just what it is like you know the egger cuts yes like they're getting the egger cuts and they're just dressing kind of like chicks and stuff like that it's just it's a very off-putting thing and like if it goes down this road it's going to be some sort of rehabs where it's like dude suicide is not the end of the road and i'm like i'm gonna answer this like everything's gonna be okay because if there's pics like me like i already have fucking retarded looking pictures of when i was younger like if there was me and i was like wearing makeup and shit dude i'd fucking kill myself true i would be so pissed if that should happen but on to the sunday on the what chicken parm i had i had a third chicken parm barosa restaurante are you like getting paid or at least are you like doing ads for restaurants right now no this is just my cat this is my camera yeah this is just the rundown and i'd all start like the domino that first fell was a cold roast beef sandwich we had in rhode island that's good bill i when i tell you i when i say like yo dude chill out man you're gonna get big you get like kind of defensive because i know it needs to change and i'm like yeah you get like i tell you i'm like bro you're gonna get big like fucking you'll see yeah you're like fucking this is i'm talking to a completely different person than i thought on the other day on the phone you shut it down immediately you have to accept no not me dude i'll just do a little bit more cardio bro do the math on fucking 500 calories you just worked your tits off 500 calories got burned yeah look at what a lemon meringue pie is yeah that's what i'm saying the first stage is denial i need help i gotta stop any variation of chicken parm is off the table for me i fucking love chicken parm yeah it's good man are you getting platters are you getting sammies grinders hoagies and grinders mix it up i like to mix it up i've seen you do stuff like eat a cheesesteak yeah and a couple slices supper time guilty as charged with the stories i'll crush that shit yeah that's what i'm saying i mean just take it easy on the slice part you know what i mean obviously you need that but that's like you're hitting me with like do a little key bump and then don't take molly later i can't have any who are you talking to dude i literally eat myself to sleep with cinnamon says crunch i'm trying to come back i was you yes right everybody laughing at me oh spade blew up look at tick look at him and i'm saying yo man i'm fighting this it's a everyday battle you know it's not a big deal and this is the fucking this is the bad but then the last part that they tried to take away from me was beers and i drew the line in the sand dude i was like no this is all for that yes that's what like there has to be some sort of fucking control where you know i'm not losing i'm never gonna stop don't want a six-pack like don't want a six-pack just wanna you know not feel like i have my eyeballs bulging on my head when i wake up in the morning hey bill you're never gonna have a six-pack that's what i'm saying it's not on the table there's no there's no like delusions of grandeur where i'm like no i'm gonna fucking change everything get a six-pack i just want to be brad pitt fight club yeah i just want to wake up in the morning and take a safe fart in my bed and then go to the bathroom and i'm like if you're hitting if you're hitting that kind of stuff you're in the danger zone yeah so you know you're eating bad if you're if you're making messes no mess no mess i did we were doing that scuff realtor thing and like there's a porta potty outside there and i just ate a bag of lace chips on the way there because the grub situation was ambiguous we didn't know what the fuck was going on i ripped out a fart and immediately hit a front thrust because i knew it was hitting the back of my pants like yo and then i had to fucking fix that post i mean yeah i'm no stranger to a mess post that we ate a cold roast beef sandwich and the next day on the drive home i farted and it smelled like what was it the thames i don't know how this happened we i was yeah i never have to piss so i was like yo bill he's a piss god so i was like yo ken for real like we got stuck in traffic i was like bro like i gotta take a piss so i go in there i piss it was long he parked the car i farted the second he got out he parked the car like way the fuck far away and i pissed forever because i was holding it for the whole late turn by or whatever i'm walking back i see him walking in and i'm like i maybe bill's just gonna take a shit or something because i know he was farting before dude i fucking opened the car door and i couldn't go in the fucking car but it had been like at least one minute from the beefy dude it was it was a roast beef sandwich it's something else going on it's not like that yeah that i mean my farts have your biomes since then fucking cleared yeah but the roast beef sandwich is set me off then like ever since then i was on like a fucked up eating schedule and the main thing about eating bad is you make bad decisions late at night when you're tired you're just gonna go whatever i'll fucking eat anything so you just have i have to have some sort of control in my life because that was just unacceptable how i treated myself this past few days absolutely unacceptable and my hands up and you know i'll try i'll just try to you know no carbs for a little while and then slowly get back on because spade went no carbs and dude doesn't even crave them anymore i don't even really want them yeah i'm good he was a straight up i do want beers and there's carbs and beers but i mean that's for a separate different thing you're just off beers all together no i'm on okay that's it though i'm off like that's the only car yeah i'm off other i mean i i'll like eat a burger nice but i don't do it every day i'll try to eat yeah i eat like a i eat like a kid at like a birthday party like i just eat like hamburgers and pizza chicken nuggy i You have a tough wife on the road. I had fried chicken yesterday. Did you ever see that video of Patrick Mose's wife? Oh, yeah, I did. That's bad. He goes, what's my favorite food? And she goes, fried chicken. And then he goes, nah, Tex-Mex. And the video ends. That's a tough one. Did you watch that Charleston White video I was saying? No, no. I've watched so many. That's a good one. I mean, that'll get me revved the fuck up. Every time I watch him, that he starts talking. The Hood Research Department is my new favorite shit. Because I'm like, these guys are on my wavelength. Yeah, I mean, that is the truth. A couple of guys trying to figure it out. I get asked six times a week if my dogs are twins. And every time it throws me off guard. I'm like, they are. Yes. Technically, yeah, they are twins. They have brothers and sisters, but these ones are twins. Littermates is what they're called in dog world. Whatever. I'm going to call humans littermates. Twins. They're twins. Twins humans are littermates. Littermates, dude. That fucking works. But yeah, that. Especially with the IV. When they have more than two. When they do the IV truants, IVF or whatever, and they have quintuplets and shit. That's a litter, bro. Those are crazy babies. It's crazy that a woman can hold that. They are mystical things, dude. Are they even more? Huh? They can hold more than three. No, dude. They wasn't like eight, the record or something like that? Octomol. Yeah. Are they small in the stomach, though? Not to get like Hood Research Department, but how the fuck do you know? This is what I'm saying. We're Hood Research. This is what it is, dude. I feel it, honestly. And then look it up, and then we react. And then that's fucking Hood Research shit. Reaction videos are tight. Yeah, they are good. It's a great way to get around fucking copyright claims, too. I just always think about it. It must have been nuts to be like some early dudes watching that stuff. Watching the reaction? Like early man. Oh, yeah, dude. Being like, dude, there's another one in there. If two popped out? Yeah, yeah. Because you're just getting workers. I guess, yeah. That's a twofer. That's a bogo. That's literally a bogo. That also is off the table as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no bogos, nothing anymore. I suffer from bogos because I'm always on, like, I'm thinking I don't have any money. Yeah. All the time. Bang for, you're a big bang for your buck head. I've never seen someone more big bang for his buck head and a portion head, honestly. That's a good way to fucking exist, though. But, yeah, I'm going to try to do it all of May and see how I feel after that and then slowly reintroduce. You should be fine. Guys like Sean have a hard time because of the traveling, the late night schedule. The road is hard for late night stand-up comedians like Sean Gardini, who is tonight at Helium May 6th. You're all over the place, bro. Not really. the only thing i got on the calendar for a long time that's that's honestly kind of fucking nice yeah i'm stoked i'm chilling i'm gonna be with sass this weekend too oh nice are you guys like a together no i'm just opening for him are you staying here homo yeah i'm staying here i mean obviously hit the couch if you want i might have to if helium stops paying for my hotel that couch is like a single bed dude oh i didn't realize it was gonna be like that yeah i'm trying to procure i'm trying to procure a very nice comfortable setup just somewhere to get away you know what i mean just something nice what was the marina ambrovich shit oh no she just did a podcast but it was like laying down staring at the ceiling about orgasms something i don't know i didn't watch it i just thought it was a hilarious setup so i sent it to you i don't know how that is a very good setup honestly if i went one person on a couch the other person laying down staring at the ceiling just talking about coming yeah let's talk about get cozy yeah i don't know how she has any fight in her what do you mean she doesn't dude that chick doesn't realize that pizza gay people are after it's like a sidekick it's like a fucking it's like a youtube thread yeah it's dude she doesn't i want to see like fucking the full i wish i could be a fly on the wall the truth of like skippy and fucking they gotta be dangerous chester bennington and like was like because dude there was a time the milk bags on the boats like yeah what happened with that like there's disclose like there's shit that we've got i got into um don't start talking about disclosure i mean all right i'll stop i'll stop you can talk about it billy so billy's like um i get triggered by fucking out of body experiences in the monroe institute now because everyone's jerking but for years him and matt are like we're lucid dreamers right my dreams are crazy okay so there's like another there's like another level to this where you can go fucking find the red october you know after you sit in it you can sit around with a bunch of psychopaths and describe movies that happened in your head but really they're just plots of fiction movies that you've made up and said you saw them and you're out of your body yeah whatever i mean you just get kind of triggered when they get on because you were there and you say it's all fake and i'm with you but before you were way before you were like this is real before i was open yeah and like dude i still fucking am but this whole into like like remove you and minister goats you're not into it at all now here's what you're done with it now my my thing that i don't understand this is what i was explaining to you in the car it's like if you're going to remote view and come out of your body and like these dudes all like waxed poetically about oh i'm like one with the creator and stuff if the cia is funding that i would think god would be like not you guys you guys can't go out of your body and go see what are the nuclear codes in fucking russia it makes no sense to me but all like any questions you ask them or just go yo let's do it right now i can't do that i i need other things like when i was there and i asked a dude who's gonna win the next super bowl he's like i can't do that i can't do that i can't do that i can't do that so you can tell me what mars looked like a hundred thousand years ago but you can't tell me who's gonna win the super can't even take a guess or who did 9-11 yes that was a big that's a big commoner oh yeah finding people like there's so much shit like unless they have like the getty shit where it's like they have psychic vampires fighting them off that was also fun these are fun things to play around with but for real though i got into this shit um remember james corbett reporter put out a thing saying like yo man because i hit up i hit up kurt weldon on spaz to see if he'll come on the podcast to talk about 9-11 like mine individual and um did you see him because he went on tucker that's great yeah he went on tucker but like tucker used to be like a fucking fuck conspiracy theorist if you think 9-11 was an inside job you're retarded all this shit anti-american but like back in the day like there's for real dudes that question 9-11 like the right way and now you're getting this now you're getting fed like they're gonna wrap it up in a bow for you like this is what happened and they're gonna show you they're gonna tell you whatever it's like an extreme limited hangout james corbett says yeah it's like the ultimate gaslighting like here you go dude this is 9-11 but really like back in the day like peter dell scott and all those dudes they were like fuck this they had all the fucking identities of the hijackers within hours same as fucking lee harvey oswald bro it's the same shit oh yeah and the one guy who's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know yeah the one guy just disappeared they found their passports yeah the one guy just disappeared you're molten rubble they think he went into like witness protection it's fucking nuts one of the terrorists yeah dude and like trump's talking about i mean i'm kind of trump's talking about opening up alcatraz there we go that might be that might be where i where i had what is your trump meter at my what it's like you're like a doomsday clock but like trusting trump are we like real i mean right now i don't know i mean i love the rock the movie oh because i literally i have an alcatraz like gitmo they keep saying that the mastermind of 9-11 is in gitmo we've never had a trial for this motherfucker and that guy's like mentally retarded they've never investigated anything from 9-11 they never investigated the fact that there was a fireproofing company that said these steel beams are going to be able to handle it nobody ever talks about the molten fucking pools at the bottom of the the third only thermite can really do nano thermites like i saw a video i couldn't figure out how to send it to you today but a guy with some fucking magnet in the desert and he goes like this and he picks up this shit that is graphite or graph what's it called graphene graphene oxide and fucking i don't know if it's real what's he do saying that this is coming from the chemtrails because now they're admitting to the chemtrails they're like gonna tell you about 9-11 they're gonna wrap everything up so like people are like all right i'm good i kind of know what's going on on to the next yeah one fuck the jews sign it's like wrap everything up get the fuck out of here yeah that like the 9-11 stuff there's been like do you know that there's been multiple planes that have hit skyscrapers no nothing happens like nothing happens like it's like a hole in the side of the united states all over the world sean a plane hit the pentagon but there's no bodies right was an empty fucking plane that's the ghost plane and it's right no bush was told about 9-11 it's on camera the secret secret that's some masonic shit uh knew that he wasn't in danger so they just let him chill and keep they for like an hour out there for half an hour if that happened today i don't know i'm boring the fuck out no you're not boring me i'm just i don't know what to i'm just saying fucking that's why when i start pam bondy's gonna figure this out when i start seeing everybody roll it out now it's like yeah okay tucker's gonna show me and oh meanwhile there's fucking gfos and fucking remote viewers you know what i mean yeah i hear you i hear you it is the ultimate thing but there was like straight up fucking dudes like there's a guy you know like matt taibbi yeah ever seen matt taibbi he has like this fucking debate with this dude david ray griffin and he's a motherfucker to him and he's totally on board with the whole official story which they changed like three times with not having an official like i told you about having sex with a chick and the official story changed three times i'd be like i'd be lying the official story makes no fucking sense because these buildings just fall in their footprint yeah it's fucking insane dude it's a clip of rudy giuliani saying that he was told the buildings were going to come down he was like we're no he was on oh he was on the fucking news i have a i can play it he was on the news with peter jennings and he's like and peter jennings like are you guys safe like what's going on he's like oh we went up to 75 barclay avenue we're good we were just told that the other tower is going to come down so then we're then so then we're going to move and it's like dude like he said it on fucking the news yeah dude that's what i'm saying they announced the building was going to fall before it fucking fell it's a 47 story building it's impossible it's fucking nuts here's the thing and then they never questioned any of this stuff they never questioned the demolition they never if you say like oh it was a controlled demolition they're like you're nuts yeah like never questioned that and there's a guy so it's kurt weldon then there's another guy um bob maclevane his son died in 9-11 and he lives in westchester so i was like bro if and the fucking weldon's from marcus hood oh yeah so it's like hey man that dude i would love to get that dude and the other dude in here and maybe mr strange if he's not busy but fucking if we had them as like a podcast it'd be cool like a holy trinity but i mean i don't know you know yeah do that have anybody to talk i'm fucking with you on this stuff because i after that's a big deal that's a dude you gotta understand there there are rights the world changed yes when i was a kid i had more rights they took them away because of this what if it's a lie patriot acts a lie real id is a fucking lie the shit katherine austin fitz talking about like yo get ready get ready for this nothing but nothing short of an armed revolution is going to fix this dude i fucking feel you on that you pump me up kind of you make me jump out of my skin a little bit i'm just saying dude like they did this fucking thing i and it wasn't a foreign country all by themselves there's a there's foreign countries that are real awesome at covering shit up people be like dude they definitely fucking did it and they can literally make anything they do make sense you're not doing any you're not doing shit against the fucking cia bro yeah without the cia doing the shit it's a bunch of like the they did the fbi these guys that were the fucking hijackers these guys that did it were fbi informants bro they're on the radar i'm telling you but this is 06 libs at berkeley we're screaming this to the high heavens they've completely taken we've lost yes dude they play games with their psyops how do they do military grade psyops and it's it comes from the same fucking They just get people who are smart enough to fully accept. explain it they're running long game psyops they're doing fucking crazy shit to make sure americans are like look here look there stay busy keep working your tits off don't worry your 401k is gone all this shit kids can't go do shit it's a tic tac yeah whatever yeah and then it's like it could go in the water i'm like whoa aliens have you ever seen star trek yeah it's kind of like that we made it up yeah the disclosure thing is like that's every time i watch it i mean dude i have fun with it i can't wait for the new spiel the spielberg made a movie in jersey it's gonna be allegedly it's the first time he wrote it since he too maybe what that's what those drones were about mayhaps spielberger spielberg fucking make a little droney baloney movie is it et no he but he said the movie's out of this world die literally die that's like you hate nerds i mean no i don't hate nerds i hate i'm waiting for grogu movie i just hate evil individuals dude like okay this like people could not it's such a mind fuck but like i'm cool with it i'm cool with like changing my mind but a normal dude who has like the 401k a little vanguard action little lockheed martin stock if you went to them said yeah those guys said fuck it blow it up in the middle of new york city the asbestos cost is outrageous that's another thing so like the one dude uh david ray griffin was like you're gonna sit there and say that bush and jim are going to cheney wouldn't be this evil they couldn't be this evil but they told their bones they told millions of new yorkers that that air was safe to breathe unreal hundreds of them are dying of cancer all of those first responders got fucked not to mention kurt weldon saying they were on the 78th floor we could take care of this fire we got this that was fucking buildings collapsed and rudy giuliani's told that the buildings are going to collapse who the fuck's telling them dude that's what this is what's going on show me that then we'll talk about fucking aliens yeah if you got a youtube video showing you why that is actually true that then you want to play star trek dude i'll play star trek with you yeah that's like how telling me i gotta get a fucking id get a facial scan all the time you got it yeah take the face scan i guess so yeah god damn they just gave it to me at the dmv no no i'm saying when you're like flying you do that like the face scan bullshit i get yeah i do it for clear oh fuck oh yeah so you can cruise i mean fully in the matrix yeah you just gotta get bigger what do you mean just get fucking big dude roll it's probably you know you're a wrestler man i used to be nobody can fuck with you yeah i don't like the fucking 9-11 ship i was watching all this fucking kurt angle shit he's watching monday night roll now yeah i was watching he's fully he's fully in it's good stuff oh is it good i mean it's you know it's pretty funny i mean is it like it's a gang i mean i remember when i was done with it as a child but then my little brother was getting i was like what the fuck are you watching i'm like dx we came around like yeah it's pretty cool this is getting pretty good yeah it's so cool it's my kind of i'm like yo so who's that guy i guess then you explain i was like all right it's like where i am right now with the mayor i ask him stuff and he tells me but you saw live i did see a live that was kind of that's the only reason why i like it i think it was so sick seeing it live is it that worth it iq drops 50 points as soon as you step in the building no matter the mode yeah you undertaker huh you just have so much fun it was the most fun ever i got so drunk and i was screaming oh dude that would be fucking i was yelling at the refs they should just do it for sports just fully disclosed and be like dude it's all fake just get drunk and go crazy this guy's gonna be the broncos are gonna be the heel this season just get drunk and go crazy can you bet on wrestling you know i think you might be able to which is insane and i dude i don't think they know the wrestlers get told like it's pretty people are writing it though they're writing it but it's pretty close it's like week to week so i mean it's not like you could they're getting told like pretty soon to the date like what's going down on raw that's from what i've seen like it's not like they know their whole like season arc yeah those dudes i tip the hat too because falling on that shit like i was on the trampoline and like i could feel my heart moving like being that old and like jumping from the top rope i'll i'll tip the hat to logan paul there but other than that i don't like logan paul whatsoever she's still doing it he's old he's a fucking monster dude how old is cena i don't know if i had to guess 40s 40s 50s looks pretty good fuck bro that's late 40s he's fluent in mandarin yeah he's uh yeah that's fucking nuts dude he loves china that's why like something blows my mind like how smart people are blows my like when we were watching nick do that shit i was like man like typing and talking typing with all five of your fingers is nuts you're standing there and he's like telling me like oh dude you just do this for business and this and i'm like dude i'm so dumb i'm no idea like you no idea who you're talking to it's like me for speed when you forget to shift and just sitting in fucking 8 rpms engine failure coming yeah the the 9-11 stuff i swear to god i think i'm sorry to derail it with that it's a huge deal it's a huge deal none of my boys want to hear it at all like like i said like it has to be like a youtube short or like a three-minute documentary or a book that's like released on fox news to watch there's so many books though they don't want to read any of those they want to read bill o'reilly's book who's the fuck they got rid of this steel like manifold i think it was manifold we saw his trucks yeah on the way home big in new england they got rid of this steel all the steel like i mean trump said it straight out the gate the day it happened there's no way those buildings fell from those literally one of the only reasons i have hope for you're telling me yeah i mean hey dude long game it's it's like i know it's sad like i know it's like to sit there and like make maybe this politician i can make up a movie in my mind where it's like that shit happened to me and i'm like what happened and like there's dudes that are quietly like we'll get them why wouldn't there be i know dude but that's because you have a fucking movie mind i have a completely cinematic mind the only thing i understand of the world is like movie themes and archetypes yeah so like i'm imagining boyd hat black that's how they get me but and i want to find out what happens if china and america were really gonna like war and shit like that yeah why wouldn't china just be like this is exactly what happened in 9-11 china turned their boats around it takes 10 miles to turn the boats around dude it's a big deal trump made him turn the boats around are you serious yeah all right you're gonna go trade war bro 28 it's a trade war do you go in 28 i'm you're you're trying to do this to me don't do this i'm just asking if you're good about just get on the vibe oh i'm saying this is what he was doing at the press conference today i'm fucking i dude i'm legitimately hopeful but i've been hurt i'm like a fucking girlfriend that just keeps i mean he was sitting next to like the globalist that's running canada right now that's i don't like that much like soros plants and stuff like that like that shit actually upsets me i hear but like what you were saying earlier about like what the vibe of skippy was podesta i'm saying like like dude if that was some kind of weird psyop that we got hit with i'd love to know like what the truth of it is so it's like for those like remote viewer types like yo man what's up what's up with uh common ping pong i saw when i watched that ultra zionist movie i saw what politicians are in their purest form i like that is they're the goats like the israeli the politicians are led zeppelin of politics they're sitting in a camp i know the dude you're talking about the guy that's leading louis around yes yeah yeah when he's sitting there and he's like dude the arabs sell us the houses but we can't talk about it i've yeah yeah yeah dude see like you don't know what's true with that i know dude you gotta understand like the what like the west bank was jordan for a while yeah like it's not like it like don't do the black hat thing with them yeah it's like dude their hem ass is not your friend either spy that's what i'm saying like they got people i just don't give a fuck and i want to understand i'm tired of hearing um i'm tired of turning on the fucking tube get oh hey man fucking bannon talk to me brother and it's like i gotta hear about qatari money all right dude tell me about qatar again yeah qatar's fucking giving our politicians so much money it's the size of new jersey bro yeah now they're trying to come out and say qatar but that's what i'm saying like i watch that whole thing and it's like dude if these arabs are giving you gruff and they're as they're bona fide brokies like i've never seen bigger brokies in my life if those dudes are giving you problems you are literally a pathetic country if you can't handle this shit you you just want this to continue like this isn't saying that you can't just like somehow deal with these guys i don't know man there's a lot there's a lot of history there and they've been they haven't been very honest with us and they and they do a lot they do give a lot of money and they're like oh our politicians i think they fucking train them like there was dude there's dudes over there the the dudes who i have a real problem with are my catholic brothers who go over there and work the vineyards for free catholic bite your tongue what are they christians christians whatever fucking right now i'm fucking i'm out of the whole entire rat race with that shit and my my fucking relationship is between me and god same i don't need anyone to sit there and forgive my sins if i fucked up i'll talk to the boss in my fucking head i'm not doing that stuff at the end of that the one israeli like leveling with those guys is physically impossible he was like yeah dude i mean it's tough i'm living here it's illegal he's like all right then why don't you stop living there no i'm just gonna keep on living here i want to live here i'm just gonna do it until i fucking die it's like all right let's fucking pack up go back and make movies in america make all the fucking cool shit trump come back on all your promises and just have a golden age because that is snafu bro i don't know man i hear what you're saying it was just it's just like the weirdest thing i didn't sleep for a week so i'm like fucking i'm trying yeah i'm doing my best i mean i'm glad you got sleep i was fucking worried about it for a second sleep will fuck your whole world up bro that's deep i'm sorry now i'm sorry i mean do you want me to keep getting you want to talk about something else or hold on one second