Shane Gillis & Sal Vulcano - Farewell Ari - Episode 943

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You're listening to the gas digital network. Let's go in. It's time for the skanks and it's all about all retrucks and the drape is sorry, not sorry, racist, rapist going retarded, let's party, get ready for the- We're in NYC and the place to be, and it's only one man that you can't see. That's all rewashed, but I'm not fucking president, heart in the soul of the skates and it's evident. It is real ass dude, nobody better. He make it rain on the bitches, he control in the weather, control in the media, whooping in your ears right now. This all rewashed. Tell the mother queers, fight down. Right burn, and he got to wait, wait, wait, big bang, he don't got a chase pit. It's time for the skanks and it's all about all retrucks and the drape is sorry, not sorry, racist, rapist going retarded, let's party, get ready for the- And Lewis and Jay. Welcome to your favorite podcast live from the stand. To my right is always, it's Ari Shafir, thank you very much. To my left, the Puerto Rican rattlesnake, Lewis Jay Gomez, and I'm Big Jay Okasin, together we are the legendary Legion of motherfucking skanks, thank you guys very much. We look like we are on trial for rape. One hilarious rape, we're not taking a seriously, that's for sure. No, dude. We're not taking the charges, we're serious. We're like lacrosse team, but we're not athletic. You got to fill it on your way into the hearing. These are the suits that that stupid bitch, Josie Marcellino, dumb fuck, we're supposed to f*ckin' have, is she over there, is she over there? Oh shit, I don't know what's going on. She's going to be a great audience member. Damn, Joe just got chumped out by a woman. Did you see that dude? Oh my god, Joe. Just get Pete to drag her out of my ear. Oh my god, Joe looks like a f*cking bitch right now, holy shit dude. She just said, dude, is he up? Get out of my face. It's pin-panda strong. Yeah, Joe, I would have done what you did, just like whatever lady, yeah. How respect is moves. Yeah. Where is Josie here? F*ck you Josie. Josie, I'm going to tell you, I didn't think it was that big of a deal that day, I was a little preoccupied too, so I'm like, whatever guys, where are suits, we're all going to look great. And then now that I saw the suits, it really sucks you didn't get those out there. Really? So cool, the cameras would have cut to us during the roast, check this out. Go cool, I love. Oh. It's not showing it. Yeah. We don't know. Oh! That's so cool, dude. You have the white version, you have the black version, you'll be looking f*cking great. We look so good. Oh, Josie, you f*cking whore. I would have 60/90 each other in the ring. Oh, I hope Aaron f*cks you up at Skankfest. I hope Aaron f*cking puts you through a wall. It's scary, man. Thank you. What am I doing? What am I doing? You also got a black spot on my thing. You f*cked it up. Twice. On your tie? Yeah. It's killing me. I feel like my mic's not hot. Check, check. Jay, nothing you could do is not hot. True to heck. That is smoky Jay. Cheryl Underwood wanted to suck your cock off your body. Should you let her suck it off? You're about to? Oh, I should of. She got an Netflix special. I should have jumped on the get-and-while the get-and-while the get-and-while the get-and-while was good. Should we burn? We have a bunch of people hanging out with us today. It is Ari's going away, party. Ari's leaving in two days. I'm going to London. I'm going to London, England. I'm taking my talents to London. He's going to Jolio, England, to smoke a fag in me. Flat, mate. [LAUGHTER] That was pretty good. Yeah. We were talking about Jayna's really, really good accents for exactly 30 seconds. Whoa. Look at who flips the script, because he eats you. I don't know if you're talking about that. That's funny. I just did a bad impression. We were talking about Jayna's shitty first ball time. [LAUGHTER] Oh, that reminds me. Hey, what are these cookies about, by the way? Yeah, are-- is there common these cookies? I've eaten come cookies before. Oh, I guess, and I will. Oh, I know. This is nut sacks. This is Mrs. Sack. Oh, Mrs. Sack. Mrs. Sack, did you make these cookies? For Ari's going away, party. They're just normal cookies. Ari's throwing them away. Ari's not want them. [LAUGHTER] Wait. Is Mrs. Sack the rug lady? Oh, I don't know why I didn't correlate that. There we go. What a dipshit, right? Chalka chip is the worst cookie to crumble up. Yeah. Yeah, chop up. I mean, what do you know if you're wearing a white jacket, dude? Yeah, damn it, dude. Weird choice. Yeah. Well, let me say-- I'm going to try it. I'm going to try it, Mrs. Sack. Come? No, come, but that is delicious. How do you know they'll come? It gets baked in. That's true. I have no idea. They're going to totally be coming this. Now that I'm actually sitting on the flavor, there's definitely come in there. Keyblas come out with cookies. No, that's what it's all about. That's what it's all about. Dude, if you find a keyboard or elf, you have to jerk it off again, if it's well. Look at Alex, you're just like a fucking whore. Holy shit. [CHEERING] Her nipples are hard. Folks, drop the AC more. The nipples are hard. There we go. I finally see what Mike's seasoned her. Yeah. Small tips. Small tips rule for these moments. Yeah. Like, big tips, you'd see how big and ugly the fucking aerials are. Big tips have huge disgusting aerials. Oh, it makes me sick. You're going to answer big tips. I'm going to tell you why now. Small tip girls, it gives them excuse that they really-- dress them up like prostitute sluts like that. Like, we could see them on everything. And they go, well, it's because they're small titties. No one cares. No, you know who you're showing them, people care. We love it. Alex, by the way, you get a raise. Good job with your nipples. He's going to raise. Imagine what would happen if you sucked this off to completion. Oh, Alex. Try it and let's see what happens. I'm thinking of CEO position. All right, let's introduce some of our guests. We have-- it's always going away party. Wait, wait, wait. Come operating officer. All right. [LAUGHTER] Come operating officer. I'll check it. Wait a minute. That was insane. I realized that that was fucking Pam. Who-- what do we name her? Dumbelina. We named her Dumbelina. But I just realized that she has the same exact laugh as Alex. Did you hear that? I thought that was Alex's laugh. She has the exact laugh as Alex. You have a stupid bitch laugh out. I'm just letting you know what a pile of dumbelinas. All right, yeah, so let's get our guest out here. Our first guest coming out. You might know him from his special terrified. Or you probably know him from the impractical jokers. Why not? Make some noise for the hilarious. Sal. Volcano. Sorry. I love your shirt game. Do you get the reference? No, no, no, no, no, no. You know this fucking coming. There is coming. There is. OK, let's taste it. How do I know? Tune in next time. Yeah, if you don't know the lore, like, Ari back in the day, very early in the Legion of Skanks, days, somebody sent us cookies in the mail. And Ari ate them. He was like, cool cookies, great delicious. Well, we should also give the preface that there was also the week before we were discussing, putting common cookies. But I wasn't there the week before. Fair. But when they showed up the next-- with a tin full of cookies and somebody sent to the show, we said right away, like, "Beast have common them." If you just did a bit about people putting common cookies and then cookies were sent to us. - I was like, "No way." - It's hard. - I didn't know the show end of ours, just started to eat, woofing them. - Yeah, I never ate a cookie and not assumed that there wasn't coming in. - That's fair, yeah, that's fair. - It's safe and sorry. - I was saying it's the salty and sweet combo. - I know, like my palate had to be a little bit more refined as an adult to appreciate it, but-- - Can I be honest with you? - Sometimes somebody tells me the biggest ingredient in their food is love. I assume that means "com." When they go, "Well, it's enough to get the main ingredient." Love, and I go, "Yeah." - Is that the one they call him? - Is that the one they call him? - Well, they say laughter is the best medicine. I mean, you guys, you mean "com," right? By laughter, you mean "com." - Yeah, it's always "com" is the best medicine. - "Com" is the best medicine. - It's got tons of protein. You can at least lead a horse to water. Water is "com," guys. You can lead a horse to "com." - Can make him drink. - Yeah, you can force him to drink that "com." - You can pull it out and put it in their face and let him know you'll ruin the career. They don't fucking drink. (audience laughing) - Do you want to be a Transformers 3 or not? - You dumb horse. - Let me suck your toes, little girl. You want to be on Nickelodeon or not? (audience laughing) - So that was a record for the amount of time it took you to be, to regret coming to today's show. (audience laughing) - That was it. - Well, as I was saying, your shirt's awesome, dude. - Thank you. - Classic, rosy, purez carrot. - That's right. - Do you get the reference, Lewis? - Let me say Gloria, yeah, it's Stooky Brothers. - Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wait, man, can't jump. - Yeah. - Lewis. - Yeah, yeah. - Maybe I'm fucking retarded. - It's a sports movie. - It's a movie movie. It's more of a Jeopardy movie. - You know, yeah, it's as much of a Jeopardy movie as it is a sports movie. - That's crazy to say, there's one round of Jeopardy and multiple, and in that round of Jeopardy, there was sports. - Yeah. - The Stooky Brothers. - No, I mean, I saw, we talked about this so many times, like we're from the generation where we saw every movie that came out. So I saw Rudy and I saw, you know. - Rewatch, though. - Let's see, what's the one with Goldie Hone where she played the football coach? - Wildcat. - So Wildcat. - I saw Wildcat's 40 times promise. - Your mama said your mama said you were hot. - I thought she was so hot. - I thought Goldie Hone was hot. - She was. - You were Goldie Hone at the airport. - Really? - Yeah. - Not hot anymore. (audience laughing) - What do you guys exchange information? - She was alone. - She was walking. We were both in-- - Of course, she's not hot anymore. - Yeah. - That's what happened to me. - She just wanted someone to pair it. - Yeah, she's walking alone like a loser. - You got to hurt. - I did. - And when you say, "Hone," you're like, "Why does he want to know this?" - I just said, "I've. " - Oh, man, I said, "Oh!" Oh my God. - That's not right. - What? - What, she's up to her. - She's like 75 years old. - Oh, I didn't know that was Goldie Hone. I thought that was Satan. (audience laughing) - I thought they pulled Satan up on the screen. - I thought she got punched in wine, pulled in the-- - Oh, is that Goldie Hone, I thought that was a used candle? - She was hot though, I remember. - She was very nice. - What was Goldie Hone hottest? - A bird on a wire. - S-E-T-V. - I think they showed her tits in Wildcats, right? Did they? - No. - No, that would have been a big thing in celebrity skin. I don't remember just that. - I just imagine. - She was the coach. - Yeah. - Why would she show her tits in that? - They show women's tits. - Motivation! - In every movie they show women's tits. - I don't think she's ever showed her tits. - Not Goldie. - Goldie Shorter Tits. - I don't think she did. - Get a small tits. - Get a small tits. - There was no reason to show tits for the girl. - Oh, yeah, look at that, dude. Yes. - Oh, I stand corrected immediately. - Well, is that Wildcats? - Those are Wildcats. - That might be bush-tit. What movie is this? - Is that Wildcats? - That's not Wildcats. - What movie is it? G-Mike, I'm gonna come, say it. - I wanna know what to scream when I finish. - Wildcats! - How about the box office? - Oh, we're bored. - Oh, we're bored. - That one with Amy Schumer. - Sergeant something or other. - Bill Coe. - No, is it Bill Coe? - No. - Sergeant. - No, they made the movie. - She was in the army. - She was in the TV show. - Private Benji. - Private Benji. - Sergeant Shlindler. - Shlindler. - Shlindler's list. - Yeah, Shlindler's list. What movie was that? - It was Wildcats. - It was Wildcats. What did I tell you? - Wow. Thank you. Much respect, Lewis. - I don't see why, why is she in the tub new? - Because she wants the parts. - She's gonna give it up. - '80s, dude. - That's the you had to be naked, no matter what your role was. - I was just talking about Joe Listen about the first time we saw him when we were with Tits in it. And mine was body double, Melanie Griffith. - Okay. - 1984. - Well, just one of the guys, there was no one. - Just one of the guys. - She said, "I'm a girl." And he goes, "Shut up, no, you're not." And then she pulled her Tits out. There was a few more levels before that. But it was the '80s, man. That was my first holy shit, those are incredible Tits. I think I'm gay. I wasn't old enough to understand the concept of the movie. I was like, "All right, well, I guess I like dudes now." - You love guys, Tits. She did have perfect Tits to be hiding that much. They were fantastic. But just one of the guys. What was the girl saying to you then? - No one knows. - Can't buy me love. What about that when she goes? This is the second most perfect TIT in the city. - Can't buy me love. It was great. - Donald. We had to watch that for school. - Because what? - Seth Green was in it. - Oh, 'cause Seth Green was your master. - I went to school with him and so, every time-- - You did? How did I know that? - Well, it doesn't matter. You see much more excited than he was when I told him after the roast. (laughing) I was like, "Hey, we both went through this really unique, like interestingly, like isolated school in the middle of West Philadelphia." And he was like, "Nay." (laughing) And he was like, "All right, I'm gonna go." - Well, he was like, "I'm gonna go stand next to Meek Mill." He was like, "He was like literally thousands of people went to that school." - Nope. - Hundreds. It's such a small school. No, it's thousands of people, but it doesn't matter. It's, I'm telling you, that school, it's weird that we both went to that school. - He didn't give you anything? So little. - Dude, I jumped in a car with him after the after party back to the store with Jeff Ross. And he was like, "Come with me." And then when I got in there, Seth Green just looked back at this nobody. It was like, just checked out. He was so upset, I was like-- - Jeff Ross looks like if Verne Troyer grew to the size he was supposed to be. (laughing) - Well, where the fuck was that when I was writing? Dick, eh? (laughing) - Oh, who wakes up? - That would have been sweet. - That would have been dope. (laughing) - Look who wakes up three weeks fucking later. (laughing) - That's a suit. - He has a suit now. - The suit would have given me roast powers. Joe's fucking fucking bitch, dumb cunt. - Oh, I can't wait till Aaron Roche's shit. - I didn't even know what your promiscuity had to do with it when Lewis called you a whore earlier, but now I get it. (laughing) - Are you baking? - You slut. - God damn it. - Dude, it sucks being friends with girls. - Yeah. - 'Cause like we made like very like light and passing joke about Josie on the Friday night hang this week, I said something about her like constantly talking about losing weight, but never losing weight. And then I guess like three different trolls center at DM being like, look what they're saying about you, you dumb bitch. - Whoa. - And then Josie sent me like a very serious message being like, hey, are we okay? Are we shut the fuck up, Josie? God, I hate women. - What a drama war. - They're fucking so annoying. Shut up, Josie can't even move here. - Too late. - Too late now. - Too late now. - No, Josie. - Hey, if you guys wanna get a handmade suit made and delivered well past the event you need a made for, look on for the dumb idiot. Josie, I move my headphones. I'll hear your truth. What is it? (laughing) - This whole thing y'all did made for over an hour because they called you a retard one. - Ooh. - I am a retard. - Yep. - Remember you cried that one time, she said? - Damn dude, she just bitched you like Harari. - Damn dude, I got Harari. - But you just got that Harari. - Oh my bad, they got fucking Harari. You and Harari can get beat up by that fucking Puerto Rican cycle over there and fucking Horbeck Josie. - Horbeck, Horbeck fucking dumb ass Josie. - Horbeck Josie. - No follow through Josie. That's what we call her in the industry. Sal, you'll never know who Josie is now. We'll make sure of it. - Okay. - That's right. - Just more than the fact that you've lost, Josie is a friend before you even had her. (laughing) - It's over. - Josie, I'll, I'll, I'll, I could just imagine what she's like and I'll build her up in my own head and I'll have a relationship with that. - You could have had some good times. - Yeah, but not now. - Is she here? - I heard her speak. - She's here somewhere. - I'll find her. Where is she? - She's over there. - Hi Josie. - What's up there? - That's it. - So she's fighting. - She's fighting Aaron, who's another, - Another, another hot chick of Skanks. (laughing) - Fighting? - Another Skanks Aaron here. I did see her earlier, where is she? Is she in the back somewhere? She's upstairs. - Oh she's upstairs. - She's putting on fires with her face. - She just hangs out. (laughing) - She's, she's protecting that stone underneath Hogwarts. (laughing) - Josie, go get her. - Josie. (laughing) - Josie, Josie also said she was gonna start training with me boxing, 'cause they're boxing in Skankfest. Josie now, three separate times, is build on training. - Oh my God. - Has build on training. - But she's probably training like hardcore, like kicking trees in her back yard. (laughing) - I like Vandammic. - Vandammic. - She's probably doing Vandamm training by herself. She probably thinks the way you're doing it's girly. - Yeah. - You're like Rocky III when he was training with the live band playing in shit. - What do you do it with pads? - Josie's clobber laying. (laughing) - This is Ari's, this is Ari's last show. He's moving to England. - 15 years old. - Ari, what's the reason? - What is the reason you're moving in? - What? - What are you doing? - 15 years? - 15 years, you're going to England. - England. - USA. USA. - USA. USA. USA. USA. - I'm, you know, I'm going to learn some new slang. Some slag it off with the mates. - And such. - Okay, for flats. - For flats. - Yeah. - And show my shoes days better. - You know, once in a while, dude, you just have to fucking be a good friend and stop being a lunatic and just traveling the world for no reason. Like, you know, people that like you, you know. - You don't have to go to the jungle to prove we love you, man. Love you. Love it's a big city! Yeah, but still, soft shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm not stoked on it, I'm pretty nervous. What are you more nervous about? I'm gonna miss out on hanging out with you every week, Louis. Oh, I'm not gonna find anyone like you there. They're all fucking homosexuals. They don't let Puerto Ricans into the country. They have a lot of packing standings, though. A lot of packing things. And a lot of dudes who realize that no means no. And you're my last friend who knows that does not mean no. You are the last. This is the truth. No can mean yes. No can mean try harder. No can mean don't give up. Keep your eye on the prize, Louis. Sometimes no means cover my mouth and keep doing what you're doing. I love things. That's actually the forward of Louis's book. Sometimes, sometimes like, it's meant to have she says no. So sometimes she'll be like, "Oh, no." Or sometimes she'll be like, "No." Sometimes like that. Yeah, yeah, it's all sorts. I love saying the moment. No, please. I have a boyfriend. What did you give me? I can't. What does that mean? What is your husband people now? No, I'm a virgin. You're a monster. Is it that type of no or is it the other type of no? I do love seeing the moment every episode of Skanks where the people who are like, "I'll check it out." Realize what has happened. It's nice to be doing it early so they can get the bed. We'll see the stand-up show upstairs. Before you make anybody hang in there wail-y and then fucking have to go home and be tired tomorrow for something hated. Look at Sal's smoke and fucking angel dust. Wow. Sal. Sal's my last show. I didn't know you got wet. Are you ready to party? Sal. How are you doing? How are you doing? What the fuck? That's why his face is turning into that big smile thing. You got a fucking dart in your neck. You're fucking darting. You crazy man. Can you see my clear voice? He's leaving when? Stirring. I wasn't gonna smoke but all the no means just talk. I got you something to get through it guys. You got you something. I'm leaving. It's my last episode. I'm pretty upset. You know. He's leaving. Leave it when I'm in my train to London. You know what I'm in your train? There's a brand new underwater fucking tunnel that goes to fucking London. I'm gonna go to because I'd rather be in his world. Or I want to live without you. Cause I can just stand up there and just have a new place. You can just stand up here. I know but it's a new place. I know but he's the only one with a circumcised penis. It was London or Malta but Malta would have been more difficult. Malta. Why do you go all the places where fucking 007 goes? I want to fuck royalty. That's where I'm going. I want to fuck somebody who owns state barren. You're going all the places the Rambo went to help a popper impover city. I heard they still have slavery there so I'm looking to deal with that. That's great. We need to look at a deal with this. I don't know. Get involved in the over-under. Do you want to be involved in the trade? I'm like he's up a slave. I'm gonna get a slave sale. I have some moral stuff. When in Rome, dude. Get a slave. Yeah. Dude. You get a slave. Yeah. You have him work hard for 72 hours. Like the hardest he's ever worked. But then you set him free. Set him free. No, no, no, no. I don't know. First, you take him outside. Type a clapper for freeing a slave right there. They're wrong. You do free him. But first, you beat the ever-loving shit out of him. I mean, you whip him until his fucking back is untouchable. It's going to be a months-long recovery. But he was free. Now, also, you're going to separate him from his wife. And you're going to sell her to another family and another state completely. She will not be free. But he will be free with plenty of time to think about whatever his wife is going through, as you center it to the rapiest place. The rapiest plantation and all of slavery. Sell your thoughts? Hey, can you pass that split again? Thanks. The rapiest. The rapiest. The rapiest plantation in Georgia, they called it. We'll get through it. We're going to get through it. There's only one rule I have. We're sitting here to the rapiest plantation. But you get to go scot-free, dude. Every day, think about how great your life is and how horrible hers is. Day after day. Some German will free you. Eventually. Eventually. So that was it. So yeah, it's my last time. I've had a fucking blast here. Yeah, I know. 15 years in the making. I'm definitely the best host the show's ever seen. No doubt. No doubt. I'm not a strong broadcaster. Hey, remember, stinks court when you lit something and exploded and people thought it was a shooting? Yeah. That was fucking wild. That was wild. It's crazy that you did that. What was it? I don't remember this. Oh, outside? Yeah. It was when the country was up in arms over it. It was right by the protest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I would have appealed. I would have appealed that I think he said that you were responsible. I was not for drugging me. Yeah. And that's how you ended up judging. Well, I mean, that was Gabel. He was 100% responsible. You brought the acid. And he drugged you. No, you brought the acid. No, then in that case, the other guy was responsible. Well, the guy that sold him the acid was responsible. No, the guy who decided to do some fucking flim flam with the drugs is the person responsible to me. I think so too. I flimmed. He flammed. I flammed. I flammed. But you were trying to drug him. He found out about it and thought I was in it. You and I both agree that Auri deserves to be drugged. Auri deserves to be drugged. I didn't deserve to be drugged instead of Auri that night. It was a shit of rage. It was a shit of rage in your boy. Oh, Auri. Actually, I think you might be responsible. I think you might be responsible. I think you should have control Lewis, you did. I think you're responsible. I can't argue that because I did. I told Lewis flat out. I don't want to be involved in drugging people. Jay Auri directly and consciously drugged you. Guys, guys, guys. I was involved. Guys, no matter where the chips land. I'm just glad that these come in these cookies. Hell yeah, dude. I forgot we had come to do the whole time. [APPLAUSE] Oh, man, that's good to see him. It's guy at Pineapple. You said that you carry a taser with you at all times. Is this true? Yeah. Or I carry a weapon of some sort. A weapon of some sort. What's your weapon in car, right? I just get fear and. Hey, instead of attacking me for my wallet, would you care for these pepper spray? Yeah. So I have that. Can we see your pepper spray? It should. That's a mistake. I threw a junky lady on the ground in many haples this weekend. What? What? What? She was a crazy lunatic and she walked up to me when I was just like, Dicking around on my phone and smoking outside and she walked like into me and I thought, I didn't overthink it. I was on my phone that I was like, oh, she's like, I'm in her way. In my mind, I was like, I was walking in her way or something. So I moved. And then she moved with me and then I looked up and moved again and she moved from me. So I was like, bumping chest to me and she was like, I'm in her way. And she was like, I'm in her way. And my mind was like, I was walking in her way or something. So I moved. And then she moved with me. And then I looked up and moved again. And she moved from me. So I was bumping chest to me. That same theater in Minneapolis, we saw a man taking the dump and then lit it on fire. And then the fire spread out of control. Oh, welcome to town, Nitro Circus. Oh, in the apples, everybody check out the pentages. Many apples really is a fucking downtown shit hole. It's a really, there's, I mean, the bomb situation is next live. Oh, don't fuck around with that. Don't fuck around with that. Sal, if you already hear it, it's in his hands. What's the worst thing that happens? Dude, I'll give, I'll, I'll Venmo you $1,000 if you spray yourself with that. I owe you $1,000. You owe me $1,000. If you pay, spray yourself. Come on, come on. Spray yourself. Spray yourself. Spray yourself. Spray yourself. Spray yourself. Relax. Tell it to me. There's a path. Tell it to me. You have to pay all of the debts from my bet. So that's Alex's debt, Aure's debt, pay me my money. It's been months. And this might be better for you to get it. And you have to clear your debt plus. You have to give sal 500 and be 500 as well. No. I'm not giving you anything. You will not come up on the up end of this. You will clear all of your extreme debt by spraying yourself in the face. Oh my goodness. Pepper spreads. You'll clear 100% of your debt because I'll pick up your debts with you already paid. Jay Mom Donnie over here. And if you shovel my house, I'll give you 45 bucks an hour. If you don't do it, you pay the debts today. Well, you pay the debts today. [ Cheers and applause ] Before you say yes or no, I'm telling you, you've got to fucking whale yourself. -Yeah, it's not at spritz. -You got to do it in a fact. You might have to let a stranger spray you. -It's not but not at spritz. -Let me just say this. First of all, G. Mike, look up real quick. -On AI. -On AI. Watch cops. You're gonna be fine. -He's in lookup service. -He's in lookup on AI. -On AI. -Not gonna go on AI. -He goes, "How's that?" -Look at that on AI. -We're gonna call it, or we're gonna chat GPT. -It's gonna be YouTube. -Ask if I spray myself directly with this brand, specifically Saber. With Saber Pepper Spray. It's Pepper Spray, or is it Mace? -Pepper. -Pepper Spray. -How long will it hurt? Tom was shaking his head, no. Mace. -The rest of this crowd is also like, "We're definitely gonna show them." -Let me just say this, just real quick. Any of the spring turn Olympians, you get automatic immunity next week if you take a spray right now in the face. -Not a doshing. -I gotta tell you this. -For me to pay Lewis's debts, he's gotta take right up to the fucking right before hospital now. -Well, that's insane. -That's insane. -Oh, wait, look, you're smart. -So the answer's no. -So the answer's no. The answer's no, then, in that case. -We've got a doshing. -A hospital amount of dosing is insane. -You gotta take a whack. -Jay, first of all, a whack is there ever that a hospital amount of dosing? -Can I-- can I-- -Can I-- can I-- can I-- -Can I-- can I be like a jar-- -Sapplier and pull this thing together. -I was trying to be funny. -Anyway, I think that-- I think a win is him doing it at all. I think we all have the same amount of joy if he does one pull, one spray quick. That's better. -Per-oggining. -No, not per-oggining. -That's crazy. -One of your butt. -That's crazy. -One of your butt. -One of your butt. -Nothing of my butt. -One in the butt. -One in one eye. Do you like-- what does it say? This is-- this is really only for clearing your desk. Do you got a pull? -It's too-- it's too grand. -It's too grand. -It'll help with that. -It's too grand. -It says up to an hour is the severe phase where there-- it's in voluntary eye closure and then after one to two hours, you'll be able to open your eyes again. -Per-oggining. -Per-oggining. -It's a lot. -Nothing you haven't felt before. -Oh, it's fine. This will be the first time it's happened when you haven't done anything. -It's-- yeah, yeah. Can you pepper spray yourself without a boner? -It's too-- -I know, usually, by the time this happened, you've already come. -But-- -I love-- here's the-- I want-- because I think it's funny. I wish that the number was big enough that it would make me do it. -What's the number? -$2,000 of them are $2,000? -No, no, $2,000? -No, no, $2,000? -That's the-- that's the number of them. -Sounds of bazillionaire? -$2,000, $2,000. -I'll-- I'll douche myself for $2,000. -You can have half of sales island. -$10,000. -$1,000. -But don't make that half a-- -$1,000. -$1,000. -$1,000. I'll douche myself. -$1,000. -You'll return this. -This guy doesn't care about content, but-- -This guy doesn't care about the show. -That's unrealistic. -It never wanted to get thought of. -Lewis got old and boring. -Oh, no. -My son's 13 now. He's gonna save me. Pepper spray myself. My daughter's 23. You didn't give a fuck what she was 13. -10,000. You might as well just said $1,000,000. -No one's gonna say $1,000,000. -I'm gonna give you $2,000. -It's not enough. What do you want me to say? -I'll match it. -You'll match it. -You'll match it. -I'll match it. -It's been enough that you haven't fucking paid anybody the money you were paying my money. Because you keep saying you have to wait to pay your pool guy. -I text you yesterday to bring the money. -He did text yesterday. You have to pay up. -Nobody brings cash already. I'll just send it to you on fucking. -It's gonna transfer to that stupid fucking British bullsh*t. It needs it to cone hard green dog. -If you wait till I pay me a draw, I go, you got to pay me in pounds. -Thank you. -Same amount in pounds. -You want to do that conversion sh*t head? Just take the spray. -I want to see you spray this in your eyes so bad. -It's the least you can do is spray that. -Let me ask you a question honestly. What is the number that you would spray this in one of your eyes for? -No. -What's the number? -There's no number in the world. 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Is that what you wish for your friends? -Wow. -Keep drinking. [ Laughter ] -This is how you lost the last host. Listen to me. -This is how you drove, Dave Boy. -This kind of talk. -I feel like we can get this. -We couldn't just talk about the race in Alabama. -All right. You put it down. -He's putting in two. He's putting in two. -Yeah. -All right. You put in fucking -- You're leaving. Put it 3K. We're at $7K already. We're so close. -Why am I paying $3,000? -Damn, dude. You're still on the way ready. All right. Maybe you're kicking 3K. -How much could I have gotten already on the money you owed me? -I can take my whole family on vacation 3 this year. -4,000 cash. -Right. -That's cash. -What are you seeing? -It's not so bad. - That's not so bad for like an hour. - She doesn't clear that. - But she doesn't clear that, but I do all the getting the credit. - And I will say, I will hear Zora and Oli here too. If we don't come up with a deal, I will pay my dues tonight. - Look at how much full of shit you are. You said everything that's already been agreed to, plus 500, I said no, he said fucking 2000 more. - No, I know, I don't. - I missed that. (laughing) - I decided not to miss it. - That wasn't enough for me. - Oh, I didn't realize you had to change your heart and made fucking bullshit. - No, 'cause I realized I could get 10,000 dollars that of you guys. - But can I tell you something? - What? - This is like a light pepper spray. It's a light one. (laughing) This is like a paprika spray. (laughing) - It's just like black pepper. - No, there's two kinds, I got the light. So, do it. - Do it. - Yeah, this is for a rapist, not a murderer. - 2000, 2000, 2000, 2006, 1000. - Good math. - That's a good math. - We can, if everyone, all right, so there's what? - Oh, you are such low S. - Can you call anybody a whore? - Oh, my God. - Josie, call Lewis a whore. Look at this whore. Out to hands. What do you guys want it made of? - I don't know what you think is going on here. I'm sorry that I'm not so hard up for money. That $4,000 is not enough for me to pepper spray. - How about an online and you pay us our money, you own it. - Yeah. - How about honoring my last appearance with a fucking solid man move? - Oh, one last man move, for all right. - I don't think for 10,000 dollars I'll do it. - 10,000? - That's not something a real last thing to say. - Nope, it doesn't. - Oh, nutsack, what are you raising your hand for? - Your weak ass, dude. - You're saying you'll do it for 4,000 nutsack? You'll fucking do it if I tell you to do it. Are you out of your fucking mind? You'll do it for 4,000. - This guy's an egomaniac and a pussy. - Hey, hey, hey. You guys want to have fun, that's fine. But I will not sit here and let you talk to nutsack like that. - Especially with Mrs. nutsack, right by Mama Sack. - How the fuck did that even happen? - Explain to me how it happened. Do we have instant replay? No one did a thing, there was no movement. You just held up your glass and then started shaking head around yourself. - Are you okay? I'm thinking, listen, we're going to move on here in a second. - I bet if the room wants to come up with the other 4,000 nuts-- - Oh, you are so gay. - Oh, yeah, sounds great. - Six grand. It's spraying pepper spray to your eyeball. - Yes, it's insane. - Fucking black guys do it all the time. - Yeah. - Go to the chance to dream. They fucking make a point of it to be like, I don't give a fuck about your pepper spray. - God, I wish we had one black guy in this audience. - Man, if there was one black person here, this fucking show would be so much cooler. - Fucking crushing it. I will say, but if any of the spring turns are willing to take a shot in the eye, or in the amount of community next week, yes you might. - So none of the interns want to do it. However, former intern gimmick is here and he said he would take it if he could get back in the competition. - Wow. - Wow. - It's not wrestling paste, nothing. - This guy's a wrestler. - Wow. - You'll take a pepper spray in the eye if you can get back into the competition. - And no immunity next week. - No immunity next week. It's just to get back in. Dude, gimmicks have got him real astute. - But, and he's also saying he'd like some milk. - He'd like some milk. - No. (audience laughing) - I would guess my line. - Get in the milk. - I honestly don't know. - I don't know if it works the same way as you're thinking. - Now let's keep poor milk in your eye. - No, I think he's desperately in need of calcium. - Like he was the thing, by the way. - I wanna say, I thought he was just thirsty. - We've tried this before, with the thing we, when we put fucking icy hot on my balls, back at the creek. - We didn't look at the balls after that, I remember that. - I went and dunked my dick in balls in milk and it did make it feel better, but I'm a hundred percent sure that has solely to do with the cold of the milk on the difficult pain of my balls. Because as soon as I would get, as soon as my balls would fall, I sat back down and I was like, man, that was crazy guys. And then you remember I'd have to go, no, I gotta go back in the bathroom and then I'd milk my balls again. And then by the third time I went, guys, I'm so sorry, but you gotta finish the show without me. I literally have to leave. - You milking your balls is so funny. - Well, it was so funny because I think I had to leave and this is what Christine was still drinking and Christine, I think, was passed out upstairs and then gotten a cab by herself. So I was coming home with fucking spicy ball bag and Christine was unconscious in a cab like five minutes ahead of me. (laughing) - I think with pepper, I think milk does-- - Milk does with pepper spray. So here's an, I will tell you, me personally, if gimmick is willing to take a pepper spray right now, upstairs we have the camera so we can pump it in downstairs. - And you have to acknowledge, I'd rather do it upstairs away from him. You have to acknowledge that he's more man than you'll ever be. - But he goes something else. - Wait, Sam, you can't do it. - You'll ever be as well. - Oh, we don't know that. You think it's a bad idea to do it? - You don't know if I would do it to get back in the competition because I'm not out of the competition. - Well, you wouldn't do it for, well, we would know, we know you do it for $100,000. - Sure. - 96. - If it was here? - 85,000. - Venmo me 50 grand tonight, I'll do it right now. - Oh shit. - By the way, you did say high six figures. - I know, but now I'm telling you, you Venmo me $50,000, you know. (laughing) I wanna own a percentage of your house. (laughing) - Have a wing. - Don't have a J-Wing on your house. - J-Wing. - Or give him just wings. (laughing) - That's shaped like a wing. - Yeah, no, I mean, I'm willing to let him back in the competition if he's willing to be pepper sprayed. - Listen, I told him with very clearly on camera, Sal Volcano's pepper spray that he brought to the show. - Responsible. - What, take that, if you're gonna say it. - If you're gonna say it, - It's a priority for legal reasons. - It gets a trial to see. - I don't sanction this. And this is his own, this is of your own of course. - You've sanctioned it. - Yeah, but you kinda gave it to us and you were like, - I thought you were gonna give it to me before the game to lose. - The beauty is your fingerprints are all over. - He just told you how to use it. - Your fingerprints are covering this thing and Lewis is gonna be wearing a glove. - She might guess. - Nutsack is saying he doesn't need four grand, he'll do it for immunity. - He'll do it for immunity, wow. - Gimme your back out. - Gimme, gimme, no, gimme, gimme back in. - I said, gimme, gimme back in and Nutsack can do it for immunity. - But nobody else can do it now, 'cause there was only one person who was gonna give it to him. - They're all to them and they'll spray. - If they show it, it'll be the best if they all do it for immunity and it just doesn't matter, we're just in place. - We'll just skip a week, let's skip a week. We'll see you all gonna meet me and there was another different contest for next week and they just call that everyone's involved 'cause everyone's gonna meet me. - Just line 'em all up like a firing squad and just go, guys, if everybody's willing to do it, you all get immunity. Who's willing to do it? Now, fucking, fucking Hortchana, what's his name? (laughing) - Hammeridge. - Hammeridge. - Hortchana, what's the matter? - Hortchana's. - Hammeridge. - No, you gotta see it. - Hammeridge. - No, you gotta see it through. He's more of a hammeridge than a fucking Hortchana. - But Hortchana, it's just fun to say. - It's such a fucking fun word to say. - Well, maybe we'll go to Hortchana. - You better roll the cat. - Maybe it's Hortchana, let's just start making it so I can fucking say it more. - Hortchata. - Hortchata, Hortchata, Hortchata. - Lewis, you want some of my seasonal Hortchata? - Chata. - Hortchata. - Hortchata. - Hortchata. - Hortchata. (laughing) - We're high. - Who's there? - Hort. So look, I think Nutsack's the only one willing to take it for immunity next week. And Nutsack's here to win the game. And then gimmick also will take it as well. - Let's read that back. - Who's gonna pepper spray him? I'd like it to be a frightened woman. - Oh, that is fun. That is good. - Is any women here who are frightened and really we just love the pepper spray? - I just want it to take it out of all that. - Any man-hater, a man-hater even, I'll take it. Which is fun to say. - Ladies, we got one. - Balton Beautiful. Oh, fucking one, what's your name? What are we calling? - What are we calling? - Uh, what are we calling? - What? - Nia. - Nia. - Nia. - Nia. - Nia. (laughing) - I love seeing Sal not go off to some of these jokes. Like, no, Sal, look at her real quick. - Look at her. - Look at her. - We named her Nyuk. And why you CK. - Why? - Why? - Why? - Look at her again. - Look at her again. - And her Nyuk has a Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk. (laughing) - And why? - You CK. - Sal, you got a T-shirt game that tells me you got a Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk shirt. Come on, are you kidding me? - Yeah. - Now you get it? - I got it, I got it. - You were thinking, "Look." - Yeah, I didn't know what it was, I didn't know. - Nyuk. - Yeah. - My mind didn't go to any-- - You promised we couldn't name her this. (laughing) - Nyuk, you're willing to pepper spray these guys in the face. - What? - So pepper spray. - Oh, of course she will. (laughing) - Nyuk will do it. - We're good. - All right, I'm done to do it. Do we have a camera man on the floor? - How long do they spray for a Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk? She has to stay out loud Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk and then stop spraying. - I think what it is is like there's 10 sprays in it, so if you hold it down, it's a spray. So like, I need that shit to protect my kids. So, leave a couple sprays. - Leave a couple sprays. - Now, Sal, you're gonna have to start carrying the fucking ruger again, dude. (laughing) - You're gonna have to carry the jammy again. - You have old Nazi guns? Like protection children? - Yeah, hey, Han, you see my Mac 10? I'm gonna drop the kids off at fucking school. (laughing) - What kind of neighborhood do you live in? - It is shallow out there. (laughing) Who Tang was right about you guys? - So who's gonna go out and do this? We're just gonna say in here. - Yeah, we're saying it here. - We're just gonna chill. - This is good. 'Cause I would like to know how incapacitating it is. - We did? - Yeah, this will make you rich. - Would it not work? - Is it bad if they just do it upon the stage? - Yes, yeah. - Okay. - We'll all be taken. ♪ Posty, posties, posties ♪ - What a punch. - Come over here, come over here, come on camera and say that you're giving consent to this. - You got it, I'm making you do it. - Yeah, I need to be held not liable for this. - Yeah. - No, do you want that? So, gimmick, say it to the camera. - Say it all kind of was a monster. (laughing) - Say it, say it. - This is all legal, I consent to everything. No legal binding. It's a Legion of Skanks gas digital. The Stan Comedy Club. It is all about-- - Say it all kind of also. (laughing) - I love so many of you now. - All in Salvo, Connor. - Okay, thank you. - Yeah. - So you, what do you want us to do? you. You want, I want to get pepper sprayed. You're sound mind right now completely. I mean, no, he was never. He goes as a sample can of Joker's wild and the misery index also just to make sure it's not mistaken in court. Um, and then come here, not saying come over here. We should have had, we should have had cerebral Paul up here. He would have got normal again. Not saying people, you're not saying you're feeling good. You're not saying, not saying, not saying, let's say you found fucking four dollars in change at the beach this week. You knew that fucking team of fucking change fighters that fucking work out for you. So what are you consenting to? I just wanted to work and I wash my eyes. No, no, I wash, no, I wash. Yeah, it's, I think we're doing milk. Right, yeah, flush your eyes. You got to go to the bathroom wash rise, where do you think you're washing your eyes, not saying, do we have a fucking, you're not going to the kitchen to wash your eyes out of pepper spray. We want to watch you suffer. No, no, no, no, there's a puddle on 16th Street. That's true. There was there was a lot of rain. Why don't you get a gallon milk from the from the fridge? What? There's got to be milk. You're talking to the microwave. So we got the bathroom, man. You go to the bathroom. Yeah, get some milk here. We got milk here. Got some milk. Where's the milk in your eyes? You got here. But first, if we got milk at a place. Hey, the first person, the first person of course milk without permanent damages, a fucking faggot. Yeah, you can use the milk, but I wouldn't do that. That's like, you don't have to do this. You're like, you're, what I forcing you, this is like completely up to you. We already got to get a immunity. immunity. immunity. I'll say where else? Hammeridge, nurse Betty, serve a Paul. These guys are fucking in it to win it. So if you want to be able to walk through next week and basically into the finals, this is a good move. That's true. I think I'll do it as long as we got somewhere to wash your eyes. Yeah, dude, while we're going to pour milk in your fucking face. Hell yeah, dude. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get a child's water gun and just shoot the milk. This guy has to see clearly you're protecting people all day at Hurricane Harbor. So, so who's going to go out and be in charge of this? Alex, gee, Mike, we need somebody. You can keep doing this to check out if it's not so bad. You might take you might come back. Not for 4,000 deals off a table. What's it? 6,000. No. 10,000 is the minimum. But you have to send everybody their money tonight. What about 17,000? You ever do it for 17,000? No, would you do it for 9,000? You said 10,000? No, but I think you would do it for 9. 7,000 cash right here on the table. Cash, oh, it's in your it's in your drawer. You use it when you have to tip people. You forgot about it. It's suck. Oh, it's suck. For a little bit. All right, what's your number? But it makes good radio. What's the number? 10,000 in cash on the table. I want enough to buy a penny far thing from my time in. It's going to be at least fucking 175 dollars. I want a class of $1,800. Oh, yeah, dude, buy some tenials. What's the number for me to do it? Yeah, it's higher than 10,000. Is it really? Yeah, I would assume it was the right moment. You would do it almost for free. I would, but this is not that wrong. It's not that moment. You're on a planned moment. Yeah, I'm going to need. Yeah, in the in the spur of the moment. Absolutely. There's there is a moment in the past and upcoming year that you would just do it for very 100%. But it's just not now. Let's go, real talk. Gee, Mike, no permanent damage from pepper spray. It says no permanent damage at all. It will affect your vision long term in any way, like swear to it. Because the best of truth might never might be lower than that. Whoa, lower than I see how my balls for nothing. It was so bad. I had to leave pepper spray. I think it's worse. You're not leaving my last show. I see how on your balls. I don't know. Dude, that was pretty fucking bad. Before, if you had that before, gimmick. Why would you say I see how it's worse? Hold on. Why would you have both? Yeah, people are fucking hilarious. White guys are hilarious. I see how on the balls was that was one of the worst. I would why would I leave the show that I had to leave I was I can't take this. I know the hot was bad, but what about the I see the I see you think would have been nice and neutralized it put the hot one. It's so I see you're like, is that hot? I can't tell. Oh, it's the worst feeling, dude. That's how I got burned. Holding a man's waist in a motorcycle twice. I put my leg down on the fucking exhaust. And I was like, it's freezing cold. No, it's burning my skin off twice. I didn't know it's melting me away. Who's doing this with the pepper spray? Do you like this? Because I was fat. What? What? What? What? I don't know. Are you James? James, you're about to get a fucking slip. What do they call it? We'll say you got cut for talking on a turn. Do you guys think I should start wearing a Joker? Would it be a twine? When you get women, let me get it. The next March on your neck? No, the neck lift. Oh, Mexican smile. But it's not when we get lifted. It's just like a line. No. No. You're not here to make jokes. No. It's crazy. Get him back out. He told me to grab a mic. Hey, hey, I start mowing. Uh, G Mike, you're going out with him. All right, G Mike's going out with them. You bring the pepper spray. Salas pepper spray. Ladies and gentlemen, you're up for Salas pepper spray. This is so we can communicate with you. We're going to see. Who's doing the actual spray? We want to hear. Yeah, he's going up there right now. No, it doesn't matter. We don't care to talk. We just want to really see it. Yeah, we need you outside. Stop spitting around your elbow on the floor. So just remember the curly shuffle just to get away. Stop talking and think about yuck doing the thing where she lays on the ground on her elbow and then runs around on the circle on her side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to stay with you. It's a curly. It's just the state what's happening. Yuck is pepper's ring ball sack facts facts nut sack and should we do plugs. Yeah, plug it up. Plug it the fuck up. Sal, what are you plugging, buddy? We doing it. Yeah, new podcast slash talk show called Manouche coming out next month. Manouche on tour right now. Canada dates just went up. Toronto, Canada. And, uh, yeah, I guess I'm, I mean, Joker starts July 23rd, new season. Oh, yeah, lucky 13. After our club, we start bringing us some people too. Let me come see him. You live over, Lewis. Yeah, of course. Come see me live in the road, guys. The ride on me this tour. Go to my website, Lewis Viscanx.com. I got coming up next. Lohoya club. Is that is really pull it up? Oh, yeah, please. Uh, the comedy store in Lohoya. That's the only one I remember. So that's the only thing I'll be plugging, I guess. Oh, this big cool time to call up your dates. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, there we go. You guys got a chance. Yeah, uh, June 24th. I'm sorry. June 26th or 28th. I'll be at the comedy store in Lohoya. Then I got a port comedy club at Baltimore, Maryland, right after that. Lafayette, Louisiana, late Charles, Louisiana, Fort Lauderdale, Florida and more. Go to my website, LewisViscanx.com. Subscribe to gas digital. We do a bonus show every Friday night, Friday night, hang just the three of us with no more Ari. Come get that, uh, exclusively by subscribing to gas digital, plus you get pre-release on all of our episodes. Add free and uncensored versions of all of our shows. Uh, gas digital.com. Use that promo code LOS to save a couple of bucks a month by the book, knives and spoons, and send it for my mailing list. That's it. All right, after 15 years of service, the reason it's going to be my last plug. Last time, the last plug, this is really sad. Well, I have a storytelling show out right now called the end, starring Big J. Ocasin in one episode. I'm in two other ones. It's a really great, it's at rh3.com. I also have a podcast called you be trippin. It's a travel podcast. Yeah, we used it a fun guy. We used it a really fun place. Yeah, and I have an award show every year, uh, called the trippies. And last year, our own Louis J. Gomez won a trippy award and we have presented to you right now. Present to you right now. It's so nice to have a trippy. I know I have a trippy from last year. Yeah, you're a two-time trippy award winner. I'm excited. Please don't be shit. It's not shit. It's a missed opportunity on my part right there. Okay, so let's see, uh, the the 2025 trippy award, Louis J. Gomez, the Jonah Rosa award for the biggest piece of shit. We're forcing his son to go cliff jumping. Yeah, dude. Also, uh, yeah, you weren't that, you weren't that. Your son said, "I don't think it's safe," and you said, "Do it anyway." Also, uh, "Oh, dude, that's fucking good, dude." My guests on the podcast get paid $200 and, and you came on this week and I'm a guy who always points my debt. There's $200 bills right there to you. Right now, that's a man who pays his bills. I was on this week. Yeah, I was, oh, you know, I don't have $200, I'm going to get about you. He literally had more than $200. I just watched him put it. There was $80. It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't. I watched him put other money away, so that's for the ballet. He's a great episode. We had a good time. We had a good time. Oh, big day comedy.com from my dates, everybody. Uh, I got a couple weekends off actually coming up weirdly. But, uh, don't worry. It goes right back into it. But coming up, I have Buffalo this weekend, Buffalo, Helium, Friday and Saturday. Uh, maybe some tickets left for that Harrisburg coming up. Uh, July 10th. I believe to July. Yeah. July 10th and 11th. Uh, they now, those are all sold out. So the 12th is now opened up 5 p.m. Show on Sunday. [BLANK_AUDIO] drive back that day. Be it The Great Outdoors Festival, Winnipeg doing a one-night show there, July 19th, Richmond, Virginia, funny bone, so much more on deck. Greatest yap our live tour, artwork coming soon. You love that. Are we coming soon? The artworks here. We're just going to put some fucking some words on it or something. Come on, they show the picture, that was the best picture. And of course, listen to the Bonfire, five days a week, faction talk, series X7, 103 with me in The Great Robert Kelly. And of course, story wars right here on the gas digital network. And then watch the roasted Kevin Hart still on Netflix. Still on there. Still on number three. You'll recognize me. I was dressed like this. Did you all recognize Lewis and and Ari because we would a word. This would have made people talk to that car. I'm looking at you, Josie. Don't put your head down, you motherfucker. Did you get my text the other day about the Uber driver I was with, and said story wars changes life. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw it way late. You really, really sweet Asian dude. That was like really buttoned up. You can't just lie. It was the craziest thing. You let me up in the Uber and we're driving. We talk a little bit. And then I don't know how it got to it. But he goes, you know, just to pass time, he's like, I never listened to podcasts before. And I searched for comedy podcasts. And I start listening to podcasts. And I was like, what do you listen to? He's like, only one. I just love one podcast. I'm like, what? He picks up his phone. He hits. He goes, I was listening to it as I picked you up. And it was story wars. That's so funny. Yeah. He just walked away from me. He was just there. I was like, I was just with Big J. And he freaked out. Freak that. So I started recording the whole conversation. Really? I have it. And he's like, you don't understand like where I come from. We have you can't speak like this. Where I come from. We kill a girl if it's born. We're 20 tellers. I'm murder. He loves you guys love actually loves it. He said, he said, he opened up his mind to what like to to that kind of comedy that he never knew that he could enjoy. He loves it so much. Stole little walls. Well, Tom, Tom, Tom, I'm glad you're going to take us for our story wars, Qingchang and Cross Asia. Qingchang and Cross Asia. You guys do a story wars in England. I'm on the line up. That's going to be England. I recorded the whole guy. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I didn't edit it. Why would you say that? 20 minutes of conversation. I've done gay stuff a few times. Oh, Sal, that's crazy news. Why do you tell me that? I don't even ask. You tell me to do gay stuff. No reason. What happened? What's going on? What's happening? What is going on? We are expecting people to be willing to come in the stairs, fucking falling down the stairs screaming. It's on the screen. No, it's not. It's already. I'm almost positive. Oh, look at this dude, fucking. That's nuked dude. You want to raise that whoever's out there, raise the shot just a little bit. Why are you filming their feet? I tell you why, because I tell you what, because if she was curly shuffling right now, you'd fucking see all of her. Get their face, their eyes are the most important thing in the shot. It'd be so funny they don't hear you. Raise it up. So what really happened is that Johari intercepted this and insisted that waivers are signed specifically for this before it happened. So, he fist fights our Hispanic female fans. Go across the street. What are they going to do? There's nothing you do with the stand. Oh, Nyok says no. She doesn't want to do it anymore. Nyok. I don't know what she's saying. What she's saying? The chemo's not working. I think she's saying whatever Georgian animal steal would say right before he ate the turn of the turn. Man, if we hired Nucky, I would make her pay their tongue. We need a classy friendy blast to translate whatever Nyok's talking about. You're filming us on an iPhone 3? You got more fucking earthquake effects on this. I love how fucking gimmick and nutsack are dressed like they're competing for the same douchebag world. Yeah, Mr. Hawaiian Tropic. This looks like traveling bump fights. It really does. Seraphina, stop. I fucking the camera. You slid. Seraphina, you have a boyfriend. I don't stop. He's right over our shoulder right now. He's right here, Seraphina. Stop fucking eye fucking me through the can. What do you think she's saying? She's like, I can't take the waver with you idiot. Who's that guy? So, I can take both of you at the same time. Oh God, Seraphina, I know. She's like, man, you guys, I bet you guys really fill me up good. Stop, Seraphina. Don't look at the camera like that. Look away. Look away and shame. Look down. Come from good people. You have a boyfriend. He's shamed your part of this. Look at her, just throwing it around the city. Where's Dom? This is why you should hit her. If you hit her, you don't understand right now. He's watching us. Dom, you don't understand if you hit her right now. Do you see the way she's behaving? Look at her. Oh, she's basically begging for it. Look at her holding her hand. Look at her hand. No, like this. Trying to chase you all over the side. Hey guys, I noticed I'm not full of dicks. Oh my God. You don't get out of this shot. You're rooting, Seraphina. Gone. Be gone, witch. No, you're fucking up there average. Holy shit. Right now there's fucking, there's fucking six of guy and one of girl out there. Who's the housewife from the 30s behind? Oh my God. That's fucking nuts, sex wife. Oh yeah. She makes rugs and sometimes poses making a muscle. You look like the lesbian at the party is like trying to make out with the hot chick, like no, we don't want this. Come on guys, cheer. All right. Okay. Do we get, do we get audio? Hello? Hello? Hello? Why not yet? Well, we need audio. Why is she so far away from them? Obviously take your glass off. She's scared of it. Hold on. Can anybody hear me? Can any of you want of some kind? New York. Oh wait, do you have to hear me? Get bigger shirts. New York's, I understand how fat works. Someone's got, someone's way to talk to each other. New York doesn't understand the assignment. She's going to take out a lighter and fucking blow towards their faces. Dude, nothing to make me happier if she changes their faces forever by accident. I think she's too, I think she's way too far away. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. G mic, do you hear me? No, no, no. Not far back. Do you hear me? We can hear you, we can hear you. You spray the meat for her. New York, New York, New York. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, close. A full New York, New York. Are they doing one at a time? Or are they doing one at a time? What do you want to fucking, do you want to spray fire? No, don't. Mike, you tell her to say New York, New York, New York, and then stop. Just one spray. Why do they have milk? The milk doesn't do anything for your eyes. Not damn, dude. New York looks like a 1980s baseball pitcher. This is real, trying to get back in the game right now. Nutsack going from Unity next week. He's a wrestler. Move into the light. Get in the light. Go into the light. I don't, I don't, I don't think he just doesn't feel right. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, I don't think you can get the sign, make sure you get the sign of that fancy wine style. All right, let me just say this, there's no way to get just one of their eyes from that distance. No, you have to really get up on them and squirt their face. Yeah, get right, get one step away from them. Now, let me ask you a question. Are New York's pants elastic or is because she get many sizes bigger and belt the shit out of them? I'm just asking questions because it's not going to spray right away, so I want to know what do you guys think. Yeah, if there was a shortage of corn, we needed to go to the other coast. New York, is that a halftop always? Wait, what's going on? What happened to you, Mike? We got some lucky lose. I have more questions for New York. Why jewelry? Yeah, we can hear you. Oh, we're ready, dude. I'm ready. I feel nervous. Yeah, New York, New York, five. All right, she's gone, she's gone. Okay. That was it. No, it's going to go more than that. Yeah, right now again. Right now again. New York, New York, New York, New York, New York. Yeah, and one more. One more plus. One more. They're raping you. One more. No more. I have kids. They can't even see them. No, no, not yet. No, milk in his eyes. No, that's a do anything. Damn it. Do you, Mike? We, or Alex, we look at nothing. Will you look up if milk in your eyes does anything for peppers right? They're just adding insult to injury right now. They're trying to get on the shirts. I think their eyes were closed when they got hit. Actually, nothing happened. Oh my god. What about your post? They supposed to come down here before milk. Milk may provide some temporary relief for the burning sensation, but is not recommended for the eyes. Not proving to work better than water. All right, take it back. I'm sorry. Stop. Keep pouring milk on their faces. There's no reason for that. It's just making it cold for a second. Not recommended. It's not recommended. Why are they not back in here freaking out? That's his wife. She thinks she's helping him. You're making it worse. This is the cleanest he's ever been. I hope he throws up. Why white milk, by the way? Do you want chocolate milk? >> It's over here if you could. >> You'd talk to him right now with these cookies would be. - Our cookies are going over here. - You guys ate all your cookies? - I didn't touch when you were cookies here, your mind? - I went over that chair. - I messed up my ass. - I want you guys-- - Are you-- - What the fuck? - Beat it! I mean, God, beat it! - Beat it! - You can't fucking just stay here. - You fucking-- - You fired me a corner order right now! - That's the way! - That's not 100 yards! - All right, you're a nurse. Go get me a dirty martini. - Oh, you're a nurse, great. - Can I get another dirty martini? - Can you also grab me another high noon? Thank you. - Two of them, great. - Two high nests. - Get them dirty martini with Belvedere, please. - But get the drinks before you help. - Why are they not-- - We got nothing of them, they should be down here. - It works. - It works, Sal. - You can use this now. - It works, yeah. - I don't know if that's true. - It looks like it sucks. - It doesn't look like they can really do much. - He's just a drama queen. - He said, can you guys make it inside? Are you good to go in? - I can't see. - Yes, there you go, walk them in. - Tell him why is he drinking the milk? - Why is he drinking the milk? - That's eye milk, dude. [laughter] - They're going to wreak a milk. - It's disgusting, they are going to smell of warm milk. - Oh, it's getting worse. This is the first hour. - Oh, no, yeah. - Dude, milk's causing permanent damage. Stop. - Tell him to stop pouring the milk on his face. They said, don't do it. - G-Mike. - G-Mike. - G-Mike. - They said, let it sleep in sleep. - G-Mike. - G-Mike, I'll give you a hundred bucks cash. And I have to kick this fucking thing. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] - Mike, I already give you 200 bucks. I'll give you another 100 if you fucking launch it one more time. [laughter] - Mike, I'll give you a hundred bucks more. I'll give you the full 200 already. You can launch it one more time. [laughter] [laughter] - Damn, you fucking bitch. Where's my drink? [laughter] - It's gotta go, Mike. - It's gotta go. It's gotta go. - Mike. - Mike. - Mike, jump kick it. Mike, jump kick it. [laughter] He's dead. He's hands. That would be so epic. Wait, can I just say how funny was it the nurse? Astro permission to help a person. [laughter] - Don't fight. [laughter] - She's trying to tell him. He looked up inside. It's not good for you. [laughter] - Oh, he's got it. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] - Gee, Mike, ask Shane what he thought of that, Josh. Hope hits his ass. [laughter] - Don't say what you think of Josh Hope. [laughter] - Sam Peter, get me a dirty Martins. - Can you tell Shane what's been going on? [laughter] - Well, send him down. [laughter] - He wants to see this. - Dude, do you guys think Pamela really thinks she's a nurse? - Shane, I'll give you $100 if you kick this guy in the nuts. [laughter] Shane, I will give you $1,000 if you head butt Pamela right now. [laughter] - Does Pamela think she's a nurse actually for real? - She thinks a lot of things. - Yeah. I know, we never break our reality. Is that good or bad? - I don't know, she's just a Dominican skin that's getting given an infection. [laughter] - How you got ash in your eye? - Oh, great. - Oh, thank you. Is that more than 10 years after that? [laughter] - Oh, you fucking bitch. - Yes, I want it. - Should we bring out? I can't believe you're going to fucking take it. You are a piece of shit. - Wow, what a dirt bag. Put your tongue in it. Louis, quick. It'll be too late. Should we bring out-- - Well played. - Yes, we bring a guess that way. - Yeah, please. Let somebody come in, slide in here. Do we have-- - I think you still up there. - Is Steve there? - Run as easy? - Yeah. Steve is floating around. Jorge, you find Steve? - It's my last episode. - It's your last fucking episode. - Let's get some friends in here. - That girl's tatted up, huh? - Oh, yeah, dude. - Oh shit. - Look at fucking gimmick. He's fine. - gimmick your eyes on it. [applause] - gimmick's eyes don't even hurt. - That's damn it. - Seraphina, can you also get me a high noon? - Two of those. Two of those, please. - High noon. - Do you want my theory here? She went across like this. I think Nutsack, I hit an open eyes, and I think you're gonna-- - All right, can we cut this off? - This is crazy. - Nutsack, you're being helped by a fake nurse. [laughter] - We actually literally have nurse Betty here. - She's like, "I have to take your rectal." She goes, "I should take your temperature rectal." - Ladies and gentlemen, the great Shane Gillis. [applause] [applause] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] - That was fun. - They're cute giving that mic right there. Any of our producers can do their fucking job. - That's just too hot. - Yeah, she's too busy with her nips heart. - Yeah, I'll accept it. Oh, is that why your nips heart? Is your new shame was coming? - You slut. - Shane, what a good thing to be your walk-up on. [laughter] - I'm so funny, you're walking up on tuk-tuk eyes, milking your eyes from heaven. - There it is. - There it is. - I like when he walks up. He's like, "Is this New York or Skanks?" [laughter] - Yeah, that had to be pretty crazy to walk up on two guys milking their eyes. - Yeah. - I saw him down the street and I was going to walk on the other side of the street. [laughter] - Yeah, that would have been wise. That would have been fucking wise. - Then I realized it was you guys up to your tricks. - Yeah. - That is great. - She's just hurting a guy. - Thank you. - Yeah. - That was last night. - The new spring turns. They really want it. - They want it. - Two of them just got pepper sprayed. - They're trying for an unpaid position. They're not guaranteed it. [laughter] - How was last night? - It was that fun. - What a fucking crazy event. - Yeah, it was crazy. - It was crazy. - It was so good. - The best was in between fights. They'd blast like, "Let the body sit there." [laughter] - That's insane. - That's the white house. - Yeah, in the white house. - Yeah. I almost didn't go, but they got me. They posted a video of them doing like dirt bikes. I was like, "I can't see the dirt bikes here." - I was like, "This is fucking embarrassing." - Yeah, I have to go. - This is our country. It's motocross in front of the white house. I'm the one. - Oh, they did like, like, metal militia type. Like, dirt bikes? - Yes. - They're doing ramps. - They're doing like flips and shit. Like, just like-- - Literally with dirt ramps on the lawn. - That sounds awesome. - It made me go. - I was not going to go. - Comforted dirt ramps on the flyover. Flyover, dirt bikes. I was like, "Flyovers were pretty cool." - Flyovers were sick. - I saw you on TMZ. And they were interviewing you. And then Tony was walking right next to you. You tell he really wanted to be interviewed too. You can say anything. - What do you think, guys? - He would have done me no favors. He would have jumped in. - Oh, yeah. Finally, somebody with the balls to say it. Guys, let's take a moment to thank our sponsor, Rujiet Ready. 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Once again, that's bodybrainclawfee.com. promo code LOS20 for 20% off and if you subscribe, you get free shipping for life. All right. Where were we? How 'cause that? We painted a door podcast. What? Since when? You do. You owe me money. You owe me a thousand dollars. You owe me five hundred. It's been too much. Oh, oh. So here's what the dragon did. LOS, right now we're up to $6,000 to spray, pepper spray in my eyes. This is where this all came from. I said I would do it for 10,000. If you throw in the other $4,000, I'll take the pepper spray in the eye. There was a pepper spray. Don't throw your pepper spray. Hey, what's that? 4,000. Who's doing two? I maxed the two. He's doing two. He's doing two. He's doing two. Are you doing two? You said yes. I did set. Yes. Yeah, sure. I do. I do a hundred. No. Uh, well, what were you going to do if I didn't show it? He wasn't going to do it. I was going to do it. We put this to bed like 20 minutes ago. That's where we're pepper spray in the interns. So that's where it could be loose. How many of those have you had? Uh, this is my second one. The second one is still there. It's still there. Oh, it's still there. Make sure you're not like him. Oh, no. It's still there. Do you think about it? If you throw in 5K, I'll let you do it. Oh. Do you kind of want it? You kind of want it. I don't want it. 20K, you can spray me the eyes and kick me in the balls. No. Stop thinking about forward-facing, Shane. Think about the inside, Shane. You want a fucking Zappeloo is so bad with pepper spray. You know he deserves it. He's earned it. I don't. Oh. No, you have an inner like eye or towards him that you want to close. So before you got here, it's going to be a pussy. That's fine. He said a few words to me. Unimpressed, which I didn't like. I battled that. But you should fucking whack him with the spray. Where is the spray? Don't run through it. Where is the spray? Where is the spray? Where the fuck's the spray? Where is the spray in this? Where is the fucking spray? New York, where's the spray? You got it? You got the spray? New York's using this spray. Where is it? Is it in you? Oh. Bring it up. New York, give us a fucking spray. Yeah, bring out the spray. Dirt ball. Don't. Thanks, New York. Shane, do you get what we call her, New York? [LAUGHTER] Sounding it right away. Well, she wasn't this close. [LAUGHTER] Don't tell-- hey. [LAUGHTER] I'm not giving it to you guys. Please. Oh, I'm not gonna spray that. You know I wouldn't spray that. Not in here. Look at me in the eyes. You think I would do that? He's eyes are open. Dude, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think you would. That's the best time to pepper spray somebody. When they say, look at me in the eyes. Lewis, Mike, and Ari definitely just would. I would. What? The only thing saving Ari from doing it maybe is thinking slightly about Sal. What are you talking about? But if he doesn't catch Sal and his fucking peripheral. Was spraying into the room? Yes. Oh, Ari would definitely spray into the room. Not definitely, but I would. [LAUGHTER] Pamela says no, and she's a fake nurse. She's a fake nurse. Pamela, you're not the nurse. Nurse Betty is the nurse. We have a nurse already. We have a nurse. You can't come in and be like, oh, I'm the fucking cerebral palsy person now. She's fucking sick. I used to chill off to ER. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, I yelled. All right. So, I mean, I guess we didn't even talk to-- Let's do our contest. We have so much company. We also have Lewis. We're sitting on and Shane had me have come for a great thing here. We are sitting on-- Oh, my God. Lewis, several months ago. No, but a year and a half ago. Okay. I was more than a year because I was buying the accurate. Okay. Okay. So Lewis went to a car dealership to buy a car. You know the story with the sword. Somehow that ended with a black guy pulling a samurai sword out on Lewis. Let me-- all right. Lewis is not a false, by the way. Did you find the video? He has it. The original video. The original video. Okay. So, hold on, hold on. So, play the original video. I'm going to buy a car. Rochefort gives me a record. He's like, this is what you want. You want to get an accurate TLX. All-wheel drive. Fucking Apex. Fucking package. So, I find the car. And it's like $5,000 under budget. He's like, dude, go. He's like, well, fuck, this is going to be a great deal. I get there. And it's an African guy who's a car dealership of Queens. And he won't let me-- He won't let me test drive the car. And I'm like, but I have to test drive it. He's like, no, not until we have a deal. And I'm like, that's crazy. So, it just devolves into an argument which ends with him pulling your sword on me. So, this is that moment. So, this is amazing. I completely forgot about this. So, this is the moment that the sword is called. Right? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Shit. This is great. Yeah. Welcome. Welcome. It's going to slay the party component. Go ahead, you can play it. Let me think of that. Give us volume. Well, volume. Well, there's some volume. Let's try it again. There's some volume. Easy. I got to say it. Easy-slashing prices. I remember. That's so weird. Do we have it with volume? Yeah. You want a weapon on me, right? What? You want a weapon on me? What? Can you take us through the levels of escalation? Like, how did he even get any windmills? Can I say with that from telling you, this is 40 seconds between negotiating and that. Can I say with that from telling you this is 40 seconds between negotiating and that? Do you think he's right now? No. Wow. So, no, not test driving cars crazy. Of course, but it is. But not to a guy who says they're going to break open your skull. No, there's a reason. There's a reason. Let me let me just say that. No, because it was this fucking. We're with all the reviews of this place. This is a scam artist. The guy who's. You want to expose him? Yeah, no, they do bait and switch. They price things for a lot lower than they really are. They get you in. Then they charge you like a crazy amount of interest into all the sudden. I'm for it. Every review. Every review is this place being shared. I like its game. So, okay, build it out. Build the block for me. So, look, I don't want to spend too much time with it because we did two episodes on this. Oh, okay. There's a follow-up to this. Okay. So, he won't let me test drive the car. I'm like, I don't even know if you even have this conversation. I call Rosey Ford on the phone. And I was like, dude, he won't let me test drive the car. I was like, you won't let me test drive the car. Where's Rosey? You're like, put him up. Put me on. They're not letting me drive the car. So, Rosey Ford is like, why would you let him test drive the car? He's like, I sell cars. He was like, that's crazy. And then the guy starts yelling at Rosey Ford. And then Rosey Ford's yelling at him. He's like, fuck you, you fucking pussy. Get your sword, bitch. Yes. Literally, Rosey Ford is like, you're a little bitch. You're a little bitch. I'm holding the phone. What's he saying? [LAUGHTER] My boy's gonna fuck you. - My boy's gonna fuck you up. - Now? - Okay. - Put up your dicks, I guess. - Yes, I guess so. - Good job. - I don't have dicks. - My ring's outside, it escalates to this, like where he goes to his office, gets a sword, we're arguing, now, here's the thing. This is the follow-up. Let's see you in a half later. This, we've been through this. We requested, 'cause I called the cops, the cops' cop, they, I wasn't happy with the way the cops turned out. - I didn't know. - Oh, what was that? - Stop. - I don't even really remember what happened with the cops. I remember they were not helpful for me at all. - The guy had a sword. - Right. - That should be enough. - Yeah, but he's got a sword. - He's got a sword. - He's got a business and an establishment pulling a sword and claiming self-defense. - But Lewis looks like Lewis. - But Lewis is Puerto Rican, which there are, we know, are the human knives. - So, G-My, at this time-- - The only defense about having a sword is I run a sword store. - G-My, at the time, requests the body cam footage from the police officers, and they're like, sure, whatever, we'll put you on a list. G-My, this past week, finally got the body cam footage. - Nice. (audience cheering) - I haven't seen, nobody's seen. - Uh, I've never seen my-- - What if they're super helpful? (audience laughing) - So, this is the body cam footage. - Oh my god, oh my god. - It's a rainy, it's a rainy day. - Now it is. - That's a lie. (audience laughing) - 12, 16, 20, 20. - Oh, I mean, more. - It's this. (audience laughing) - Oh, I love to make it put this-- I won't put this down, I'm midway safety now. - Yeah. - I want to make the headlines so bad. (audience laughing) - This is pretty far in advance. It opens on him eating a sandwich. - I know, it's gonna be like, Psycho Puerto Rican turns random car buying into a fiasco. (audience laughing) - I live-- - He's ready for it. (audience laughing) - It looks like, for now, would be who? (audience laughing) - Why do you think that's my car still low water? - I'll hold the sword on you, I have a video. (audience laughing) - Snitch. - Snitch. (audience laughing) - Oh, dude, fuck it, look at this Karen. (audience laughing) - That was awesome. - That was awesome. - Got a sword and J-snitch, yeah. (audience laughing) - Fuck, guys. - You think that's nice? - Sword attack? Nothing? (audience laughing) Sword out, I have a video that guy's like, - He almost cut the feathers out of my Canada goose. (audience laughing) - They didn't give a shit. These cops had so much better to do this day. - To test right, they can't deny you test. - They can pull a weapon, I don't care about the nine testers. - I'm not talking about that. - I don't care about the testers. - You are not supposed to be staying inside the business if once they tell you leave, you have to. - They didn't, I don't care. - We need to talk to you about it. - It's not gonna. - That's the way it is to be to the cops. (audience laughing) - I have video you stupid whore. - No, I call everybody that. (laughs) - She goes, I don't care. - I don't care that they had a sword. You're supposed to leave when they tell you to. - What do you do? - What do you do to say that? - Think about it. - I'm the same way that I say all the things and then people go, well, you're calling me this and you're saying that and I go, but you're missing all my great points in between now. I just, I always keep it funny. - If they tell you what you see. - Did you come up to me like this? - Start up later. (audience laughing) - That's not how you hold a sword. - This fucking Asian copsucker knows that. (audience laughing) - You didn't say the dagger of a shanty. - You're not trying to fucking kill the golden child. - It's a fucking sword. - He was clearly making a side motion. - Yeah, what a piece of shit. - You know, it wasn't this. - He was like the biggest. (audience laughing) - Sorry, I'm more Filipino than Japanese. (audience laughing) - He goes, yeah, as soon as I'm washing it back, I'm even more angry. This is crazy. - Did he come at you like this? Like a fucking tutorial on how to stop a fucking knife attack? - Tell me, tell me how we wielded it. - Go ahead. - Come up to me like this. - No, no, no, no. - You come to me like this. - Are you getting rid of him? - In the video, you lost it. (audience laughing) - Good question, man. (audience laughing) - That is actually, right now, I'm telling you, we could align that up like fucking like pink Floyd in the Wizard of Oz, dude. Me and you would have connected right there as well as an overlap. What are you fucking getting right now? (audience laughing) - Are you asking me if he attacked an assortment of this? (audience laughing) - Is that what you're asking me? - It's a full samurai assortment. - Well, they're cock-sucker. No one's ever attacked with a samurai assortment like that. - It's the same. - Is that a. - He's walking towards me, telling me that he's going. - He's still doing the fucking motion. - He's like, no, he goes, no, I can't even run my brain around the idea, he wasn't this motion. - Watch how he accepts it, he's like, "I'm fucking, I gotta go back in, blah, blah, blah." - Really, I think he's doing it like. - I feel like in police training, he only thought that people come at you with a knife like this. So when Lewis said a sword, he keeps going at it, and when Lewis tells him it's not that and shows him, in disbelief, he goes, "I won't even listen to this." He walks away. I think we're seeing it differently, but let's see who's right. - Sir, you're right, you didn't wield it. - Look, look. - In the video, it has changed me. - No, no, I'm showing you what you're doing. - Watch, he wants to show you again, he goes. (audience laughing) - No, dude, this is nonsense. He goes, "That's AI? "I know AI when I see it, and that's crazy. "Swords and knives only come at you like this." (audience laughing) That's what the drawing says. Uh, shoot. - Don't you like this? - No, in the video, it has changed me. - No, no, I'm showing you what you're talking towards me. Tell me that he's going to. - Like this or no? If not like this, I don't even know how to handle it. (audience laughing) - His Shakespeare said, so sounds like a. I wonder what the guy told him inside. - God, play it. - He said he goes, "You showed great honor, not to unsheathe him." (audience laughing) - Oh, now I get to see, I've never seen this. (audience laughing) - You want to test right at the point? - Uh-oh. - I need your license, I need your basic information. - No, what are you doing? I want to draw it from the car. - That's not what happened. That's not what happened. You fucking have to do this. (audience cheering) - You're gonna give your basic information. - You have to give him your job. - You wouldn't even tell him your name. - Or you cannot test right? - Obviously. - They gotta make it happen. - I gave them my driver license. - He said you didn't. - Yeah, he said, "Chains about to come out here." (audience laughing) - Don't make me go to the. - Don't make me go to the point where my cat's on me. (audience laughing) - I'll do it 'em so mad. Yeah. - You want to test right at the point? - Uh-oh. - No, wait a minute, I want to draw it from the car. - You're just not. - Good and good. - He said that's the most impressive question. - I mean, yeah, I was like, "That's not cool. "I just want to draw the car. "I want to give my a tie fight." - What are you, my buddy, the fun police? I like it, I was like, you know, you guys can't do that. Anyway, I pulled out a sword. - All right. - Is that the guy? - Yeah. - That's him pulling a sword. I think it was a little small. - You can't ever come here before? - Nah, this is the job. - First time. - All right, all right, so I told him to get out, man. - I like this, like candy cane hovering above his head. (laughing) - Oh, man. - Oh, man. - Yeah, and then what is it that you came up with? - I have like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a katana. Like a top. (laughing) - Like a, like a, like a, like a top. - It's like exactly a katana. - Yeah, it was a top. - It was a top. - So how did you come at him like this, or did you? - Yeah, he's like, what do you call it? The, uh, the sort of destiny? - Is this, is this pissing you off? See, and I got, see, and I got a, oh, fuck. - You're so bad. - Fuck, you're so bad. - You're so bad. - You almost fucking, like, eight eggs caliber. - Why wouldn't, why wouldn't I give him my license to drive the car? - 'Cause you're a fucking, - 'Cause you're a dirty Puerto Rican, who's afraid of what he's gonna, if he runs it, then you're gonna be fucking come back, riding dirty? A lot of people here just believe me. (laughing) - I like how he tried to downplay. He was like, so I, I, - I pull that a prop. - So sorry. - He's like, oh, I did the old fucking, get out of here before I pull in my sword routine. (laughing) - Good. - Yeah. And then what is it that you came up with? - I have like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a prop. - Yeah. - I said, literally, you wanna break my neck 'cause I'm with him. - I'm with him. - I'm with him. - By the way. - You didn't do that? - She didn't even back that up, but the main character, she goes, I'm gonna go talk to this piece of shit, yeah. Why'd you make this guy defend himself with a katana? - Why'd you just give me your license? - He said he, if he ever had to pull that thing out again, he swore he would never have to pull out his katana. (laughing) - That's the ultimate amount of retirement. - Okay. - Good. - Bad body cam, by the way. - Even to do this, it's a problem. I saw in the video you were holding it. - Is her body cam on the top of her tits? - Yeah, hold on. - Is she being a contra at all? - Yeah. - Crazy. - Hold on, I wanna hear what she's saying. - She's being a bitch to him at all 'cause she's been nothing but a bitch to me. - Shit, she's telling me to defend it. - You're fine. You guys keep on going back to the simple. Watch the simple thing over there. - Even to do this? - I didn't do it. - It's a problem. I saw in the video you were holding it, just don't. - Anybody gives you guys a hard time like that? Just call us right away. When they're here, you know, they're just nice. - Right away, you guys come like five hours late. - This is like a blast. (cheering) - Fuck, fuck, fuck the police. - Yeah, fuck the police. - That was good. - Fuck. - This is like I'm on a FaceTime with my mom. - Yeah. (laughing) - Hey, it's just fucking, it's just Louis' nostrils. (laughing) - The hell fast we can. - Yeah, because he says I'm trying to kill him. - Okay. - Yeah. - And we have a lot of priority calls like this. If somebody is like with the sword killing him, I'm gonna go there and then somebody calling about this build, right? - But you lose your priority. - Now they're having a laugh. - I don't need to put it in. - What, fuck you? - He's like, yeah, I know. - The sword was pretty crazy. Anyway, let me just get him out of here. - Thank you very much. - Thank you. - You got to relate a lot. - I'll be out there. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - You're a great deal to Hyundai, come on. - Thank you all. - Merry Christmas. - Get that fucking scum bag off my fucking store front. - Let's just call it a December to remember, right? (audience laughing) (audience cheering) - Oh, that's shit. It's the worst body thing. (audience laughing) - By the way, I like his choice of just busy work. He just starts micro-fibrating like a fucking flash. (audience laughing) - So guilty. - He's like, oh, dude, I had a little fucking prop thing from an old Kung Fu flick I did back. I did a little summer stop. - It's a long order. It's like I won't stop working. - We have a butterfly summer stop. - You know this is where I live. I used to live here. - Oh really? - Like with that block, yeah. - Wow. - Right next to my house. Anyway, I know no one else cares, but yeah. - That's crazy. - It's fun. So you knew about the fucking Katana Joe? - Oh, that's my buddy. - We went to the same bar. He told me about this. I was drinking, he got some Puerto Rican game in, I had to blow him. I was like, yeah, fuck that guy. - He reminded me. - You know, I got a friend. (laughing) - It's possible, it's possible. - No, it's not going to shut up because. - There's no problem. - It's not going to market for a Nissan. - Couldn't be. - Yeah, I hear you, I hear you. - Oh, this fucking bitch. - You know, sometimes it is what it is. - What the fuck does that mean? - What a terrible DEI higher cop show, this is. (laughing) - Yeah, don't worry. I already spoke to him, I already told him that he's not able to force you business, you know? - I'm not forcing business, you fucking cunt. - Give me your car, no idea. (laughing) - The same, what a crazy story that would be. I'm not gonna give her my license for a test drive. Ooh, maybe, maybe you did that. - I'm happy to sell the car to the gentleman. - Yeah. - Missed my neighbors. - Yeah, they got four cops there for him. - I'm just looking at my neighbor. - I just want more in his car. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Okay, I have a company. - It's not even, this isn't your job. - It's your job? - This isn't singing. (laughing) - These people just come to this country and they think they're doing whatever they want. They eat our sweat, so I check, this is marathon. (laughing) - 14 out of? - Full of Charlie still processing. They have I, who does this to you? - She's like, he's still bitching mode and out there. - He's not gonna go away. I can't wait to see if body can't footage from England or are you getting arrested for tweets. (laughing) - What? (laughing) - Start, stop resisting. - I'm not, I'm just a sore. - Slow. - Well, I see the problem here, Lewis, also. These people that you can go check the car facts. So the fact that you wanna test drive it, they're like, just check the car facts, bro. - Yeah, sure. - I mean, the car facts. - Go back to what they're talking to me outside. That's better. Here we go. That's, that was, I can. - You're gonna go on your way, okay? - How is he not being arrested for pulling a sword? - He's not gonna be arrested. (laughing) - He's so mad. (laughing) - You're so mad. - You're gonna leave that maniac on the streets? I have a child. - You were so mad, you were so sure you'd be getting arrested and they're like, for sure he's not, and you have to go away. - What if he comes to a revenge in the night? - And you were, you were the one who called the cops. - I was gonna call the cops. - I had to. - I was so mad. - I was gonna be like, okay, I'm calling 'em. - And then they show that they're like, "Guys, a fucking sack of shit." (laughing) And then they say, "Jay stands for Karen." (laughing) - Who is Kay Gomez? - I was Kay Gomez. - Who is Kay Gomez? - Who is Kay Gomez? - Who is Kay Gomez? - Who is Kay Gomez? - You're gonna let 'em go. You're gonna let this monster out of the street. - Look at that, I can't believe what's happening. - It's so mad. - This is why our children can't play outside anymore. (laughing) - You're staring at the camera. The bags under your eyes are staring at the camera. (laughing) - I haven't slept in days. We're worried about James being attacked by some African with a sword. (laughing) - I'm having nightmares. - You should sue this guy for nightmares. - This is just a Genesis story. - Because he didn't do anything to you. You swear to him first. - I did not swear to him first. - You did. - He threatened me first, and I said, "Touch me out right now." - We're not gonna go by you said and he said, okay? - I have video of him pointing a sword on me. - What point is it not a legal, the brand is to sword and judge somebody else. - It's brandish. - It's brandish, right? - It's brandish. (laughing and clapping) - He did brandish that sword. He brandish that sword, dude. (clapping) - Can you brandish anything other than a weapon? - No, I can't brandish it. - Yeah, you don't feel like you can't brandish a penis or like a dream. - Be nice and be good. - Speak yourself. (laughing) - I'll put pretty much brandish in it. - I'll brandish it. - I'll brandish it. - I'll brandish anything. - He goes honestly, I'll put it in front of me. - Fuck, dude, damn it. - I'll brandish it. - I'll brandish it. - I'll brandish it. - I'll brandish it. - I'll brandish it. - A paper towel, a fucking stuffed animal. - Anything can be brandish if you believe you can brandish it. (laughing) - If he's, if he did not menace you, he had some displeasing because he was spreading him. You started him already. - She's like, "This is, thank you." - It is crazy not to take this guy in for having a fucking sword. - Look at my face. (laughing) - I blew, I blew, I didn't want him to be a resident in my way. - No, I'm afraid. No, I'm afraid of what's gonna happen to my baby boy. - Look at his fat happy motherfucker behind you. - It's okay, Louie. (laughing) - Don't worry, buddy, I got you. I'm gonna sleep in your house till you feel safe. (laughing) - You're working here. - You are the one who came here to see a part, right? - I came to buy a horse. - All right, so for you to take a, what is all about you? - Is that dismissal girl? - That's my job. - Up is down. (laughing) - He can pull a sword on me. - He grabbed me first. - He did not pull a sword on you. - You turn on him, he took off some props. - It's a props. She bought the props story. He brought down the props. - She didn't even go, can I see the sword? - Yeah, we just, we gotta see it. - If she goes like this and she saw her own reflection or eyes reflection it, she would have to kill. (laughing) - By the way, the difference between a props sword and a sword, so the props sword isn't gonna. - It's just sharpness. - The sharpness. - Yeah, the same cops will shoot a kid for a prop gun. And she's like, it's just fun. - Great for you. - That one's real. I'm woke now. - She's like, it was a screen use. By the way, you know it's made by Will. - That black guy pulled out a sword, he goes, "Sir, if we were here, I'd promise we would have killed him." (laughing) But we're late now, so now we just gotta go with the stupid video you have. Are you fucking crying, Will? - She's having a holding a sheet sword and wagging it at you looking at me. - She's like, it's screen use memorabilia. (laughing) - Sir, if we would have gotten here 15 minutes, - I mean, we would have put 15 minutes before we had it. - We would have let him out. - By the way, the difference is the sharpness, but they didn't check the sharpness. They didn't give a fuck about the sharpness. - Give it to us. - She was, she was. - All right, fast forward a little bit. I mean, how does this work? - No way, dude, I want every second of it. - All right, please. Now, who's saying this? Check it for the screen and your neck is about to blow. - If we go by, you say it and you say it and. - You're acting out one, man, show. - You're making a vote of you. - She's a fairy. - You have a video of him. - You have full video evidence that they still don't believe you. - She's a fairy. - They don't like you. - This is it unfolding. - She's like, absolutely not. - She's like, it's professor, he told me. - It does look like it has the same cadence too of like a rap battle. - Oh yeah. - Have you with this lady right now? - Look out. - I said, I'm gonna take vote of you. - Oh, oh, oh. - Okay, you get that moment where she was like, well, I have to arrest both of you. I was like, arrest. - I tell you something, the bus. - I've sent it four or five times in my life. I meant it every time, and that's what let me know. Cops do not want to deal with you all night. Because I've said that before they go, five rest of them, I got to arrest you. I go, okay, and they go, come on, man. (audience laughing) Think of that what you're saying. I go, I know what I'm saying. Let's do it. I went this old fucking Chinese bitch to be in jail all night, too. (audience laughing) It's a former landlord. But they were like, no. No, we're not gonna take you both. I go, why'd you say you would? Why'd you threaten me, you fucking pussy? Both of us. - They wouldn't. - God. - That's what we're gonna do. You're gonna go mind your business. He's gonna mind his business. - It's not the same thing. - And do not come back to this business. - Damn. Hold on, rewind. - But I love that car. - I wanted the deals to deal. - That thing was hugging me. Was I driving? It was the driving me. - This is a crazy thing that she says. She was like, don't come back to this business. I'm like, no shit, you fucking idiot. I'm never coming back to this business. I pull the fucking sword on me. I would kill myself of somehow you'd drive away in a car. - That would be fucking great. And you leave, you go. - Yeah. - If this nets out, you drive away. - No, there's me sons number one. (audience laughing) - You drive away with like a 36 month bumper to bumper warranty. (audience laughing) - Who's fucking business? It's a piece of shit ghetto ass fucking place. - Why'd you go? - It's the first one sitting on the walk for six months because this is the fucking type of business that they do. What are we talking about? It's not illegal to pull a sword on somebody. He threatened me first, okay? - Cops, shut up, cops, cops, cops, cops. - Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, it's all the same going on the rebound. Get that there too. One step up from the punch line. (laughing) - He has a video too, inside of-- - Show me the video of me threatening him first. - I don't have to show you anything. - So have him show you some video of me threatening first. You just see him threatening me first, so if you hear his video, yeah, you dumb bitch. (laughing) - You're so too mad to be arguing with her. You're so angry. Like, "Shows!" I need to take your gun and kill everybody here if I chose. - You will see him threatening to fight me and then me saying, "Touch me and I will break your neck." That's what happened. That he went and got a fucking weapon and fucking. - Have you got a break his neck? Like a belly to back soup legs? - What is the logic here? What is going on? - I thought the law is supposed to help people. - Can I call 911 and get me a better person? - That was a good line. - They were like, "She's in charge of the 911 closet. Can I call 911 and get me a better person?" - This is bitching, getting it. - I gotta be honest, it feels like you're sweating. It feels like you're winning. - The guys that were with her, you could tell they were like, "Ah, he's making some good points." - And you hit him with like, "Oh, what happened to this country?" - Yeah. You guys used to be the NYPD, man. You just mean something to me. - Damn, dude. You guys took it over. - How was Simon's love? Tell me what Simon's love? Please tell me that one last three minutes. Please tell me at one point you hit him. I thought it was protecting serve. - Yeah. I'm a citizen. I pay taxes. - No, you can't. - Nobody else agrees with this. Everyone here can see your faces. All of you guys know this is insane. That's absolutely insane. How are you pulling the fucking weapon on somebody? - That's not a real weapon. And he did not menace you. It's not a real weapon. - Is it not a real weapon? - Is it a real weapon? - It's not. And he was not menacing you or anything. - You didn't see it. You fucking cunt. How would you know? - You never saw it. - You never saw it. - He menaced a little bit. You were both menacing but he was menacing a little bit. - He menaced. - It's crazy. She's saying it's a problem without checking. - That's what the fuck he is. That's what's going on here. It's a fucking shady ass fucking car dealership. - Just don't fuck me. - Without letting people test drive, of course. That's where it escalated. Because he's a fucking shady piece of shit. - Is it an escalated? - That's what happened. - It's a fucking weapon on me. That's insane. That's insane. In fact, I got a video tape this. This is fucking crazy. - Yeah. You're about to get Truman show, bitch. This whole court's out of order. You know what actually? I'm going to observe my seventh amendment right. - You want to take my information? - I'd love to take your information. - Yep. Take it. That's my shield and that's my nose. - So you're saying that he can pull a sword on me. - I never said that's such a thing to you. - That is what happened. I did not do anything on it. - Did you even look at the video? Did you even look at the video? - I did. - My video? - My partner also looked at you. - No, you did not. Look at my video. - Yes, I did. - No, you did it. - You did it. - All right. - You did it. Look at my video. - Guys, I think the importance we'd all agree is that Louis's phone is MagSafe. She didn't look at my video. She walked in. She never looked at the video on my phone. She's just saying she looked at my video. She's a lying bitch. I have a lawsuit. There's a lawsuit here. - Louis, do it. - This could be a lawsuit. This is crazy. - Do it Louis. Do it. - The view in the footage. - You'd fight this all the way up. - Do it. - Please go to court in that suit. - I agree. I agree. I agree. - You can go have a good day. - 100%. Did not look at my video. That's a lie. Your partner barely looked at the video. One of these guys came up and looked at the video. - This is insane. It's absolutely insane. And for M.I.P.D. for you guys just to let somebody pull a fucking sword on somebody. For absolutely no reason. - Nulo. - Insanity. - Insanity. Aren't you guys supposed to protect people? (cheering) - Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon, Salon. - Oh my God. - Man, dude, Sal knows Karen's dude. That was great. - You're here for citizens. - Take your head, Jimmy. - It's great. - This is so mad. - No shit I'm going to. No shit I'm going to fucking do everything I can to my salary. This is kind of trouble. The fact that you guys are going to let somebody pull a sword on me is insane. I'm sorry? Of course. (laughter) - Well, we all took a peek. - Of course. - No, it's a different guy who said let me see the video. - Oh. - And Lamar? (laughter) - Lamar just got a cop outfit. - Hey, let me see a video. - Tell you what, the Austin police would never let this happen. (laughter) - Let's roll kill, Bill. Everyone be pepper sprayed by now. (laughter) - They got to listen to every insult. - Yeah. - First time I was actually at this right there. - It's all on video. He's got video too, right? - I don't know. - I just looked at Paula for a second. I looked over Pamela and she was doing something weird just now. She was just talking to herself and her eyes were rolling back in her head and it made me genuinely nervous and I wanted to call it out. - We just have to do it with the weird incantation you were just doing. - Pamela, give it to us after the show. You crazy fucking sight. - She just wants to be part of the show. She's in a rush. - You probably have some of these in your life. She's a problem. (laughter) - Pamela, she's got a heart condition. We almost, we almost killed her two weeks ago in the show. - Oh, thank you. - Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. - Okay, thank you. - That's Dumbelina. We call her Dumbelina. - Louis, you lit, you lit up the end with a, with a cross. - You said right? Do you see him correct? - He lit it backwards. - Yeah, a little backwards. He's gonna hurt the lawsuit. - This is crazy. This is insane. I've never in my life. - Guys, look. (laughter) - Louis, you should have been like this. - Why I never. - Gosh, it broke. - Louis caught the vapors. - Jay, Jay, if this would have been you, you would have fucking lost your mind. - I would have fucking, I'd have went off worse in this though. I don't know if I would have sounded so like, uh, carony. I would have been more like it. - Louis would have been saying the end word. - Maybe. - Yeah. - Whatever it would have taken to make everybody as angry as I was. For sure. Yes, there's more of a chance of that. It would have been me going like, oh, I can. (laughter) But I can tell you something, I say that. And the only time I ever filmed a cop when he was giving me a ticket when the cops told me I could park at this spot particularly. I was like, I was told I could park your better department. It was on my block where the police department was. This guy was just like a traffic cop. And he was like, I don't care. I go, what do you mean I don't care? I go, why are you being an asshole? He goes, I think you're a fucking asshole. (laughter) I go, I go, go ahead, dude, what did you say? I called you an asshole, and what did you say? And he goes, I didn't say anything and I went. (laughter) And then I got rid of that video because I did. I fixed that hardly. - I can't. - You get a lie. - You just said what? - It was lame. So God bless you, Louis, for bringing this because you look gay. - Shit. - I don't think I was so fun. - I don't look gay. I look like I'm righteous. - Oh, that's the outcome. - I look like I'm righteous. - Fellas, fellas, fellas, what's all the gay talk? - Enjoy your com cookie, dude. It's not that bad. - I'm not trusting those. (laughter) - Go ahead, dude. (laughter) - Hey, pause one second. - You guys don't want me to make it for an accurate. - Guys, if you're looking for a great deal on a new car, look no further than. Drive away. - Good choice. - I'm not some ghetto guy. (laughter) - You're so ghetto right there. - I have white. (laughter) - You are a ghetto guy. (laughter) - I'm a professional self-community. - Wow. - What are you pulling me for? - I'm a professional self-community. - I actually bring joy to people. And this guy was trying to cut me down. - I'm also a father. - What are you, Mary? - Oh look, you ruined that only a little bit. - I want to hear it seven more times. - This lady got me so embarrassed. (laughter) - Specifically. - Who would he actually like this in the war? I'm a professional self-community. I have a public profile. - I have a public profile. - I'll get you canceled, dude. - I'm not one of those deaf jam guys either. (laughter) - I've been on the last comic standing. - No, 'cause I really want to start. - I'm making the point. I understand from their perspective, the loud Puerto Rican they're showing up too. I'm trying to explain to them, I'm not just some-- - Don't worry, I'm gonna stand up. - I'm on the Legion of Skanks. (laughter) - We have 100,000 subscribers. - I'm the point person of Skankfest. (laughter) - I'm not just some schmo. - Maybe you heard of me. I run a thing called Skankfest. Maybe you heard of the real ass podcast. You know, I'm not one of those fake ass motherfuckers. (laughter) - I run Skankfest where I rip people off the brand. It's a sword. (laughter) - You're the this guy of comedy. (laughter) Would you say, "Posite, now you can't fuck you." Yeah, before you buy tickets Rest me for what I didn't trust pass I didn't go in there and fuck No, she said if she's resting us, which is responsible for us She's like don't I was just a second like that again pause pause for a second Lewis I'm gonna tell you something what I just felt there was happy for you So I've done it for two. There's nothing more fun than putting a girl cop in her place And then her getting mad and then trying to talk to the guy cop about like he can't just do that and the guys to go like a kind of cat I was like because I'm allowed to park here. You dumb fucking bitch But she goes he's calling me a dumb bitch and he was like just go inside I was like just go inside Sandra fucking idiot So good didn't know what you were like. Yeah, dude's the best guy to have a guy kind of give me a little bit of something I needed Yeah, you're like fucking baby making hips over here doesn't get it He was holding it on his head. He didn't he never meant it. He never meant it He meant he meant he was holding on his head. He no doubt menace. What does that mean? He never meant it matters team Louis, dude He said you know what if nothing else this guy menist this guy certainly menace. He certainly brand Did he never did he lift it up? He said he was holding it on his head. Louis actually. How about you shut the fuck up for once? You fucking faggot nobody cares dude, I'll spit in your mouth bitch. Hey Louis. I'll fuck you up. I'll bet it's you bitch Louis sing again. Louis again To yell at that guy and me looking at yuck for a couple seconds made me think Did this guy come at you if you didn't come at you like this? I don't think the cops give a fuck you son of a bitch Jay Mike, what we're gonna say so he's wrong of course. Yeah, dumbass It occurs when someone intentionally or knowingly places or attempts place in another person in reasonable or imminent physical injury. Yeah, yeah, I bet us Well Guy master Louis, let's let's hear logic on the situation after four martinis Okay, so it says the two You're gonna get a rest you're gonna get a rest is right in a suit Fucking off. You probably know that bitch out in Queens So, so Louis it does say the two things that count for menacing is if he wanted to instill fear in you That's it. That's it. He did and it's a bit of physical actions or words that threat. Oh, he didn't you didn't sleep right? So you were 100% men. I'm still afraid, but you might have men as first Maybe we don't know who men as well. We both men as fine, but they both should be a jail for men as first though You're allowed to menace back. Are you a lot of men as back? I think you might too like you look at men as first men as last Absolutely, absolutely you can menace back. No, I don't know. I think men as me once I think opening men is still the fucking opening opening menace. You can shoot the opening menace You can shoot the opening and that's medicine absolutely In your store some of you comes in a man. It's something comes at you with a gun. You can't shoot him No, that's not menacing That's way better Running out you with a gun. I'm not like this guy Excuse me, this guy's about to menace me. Jim Mike. It says since he displayed a weapon it bumps it up to aggravated menacing Which is a felony You have a case You have a case. I have a case. You have a case. What about what about initial in your place of business? Somebody comes in and menaces you're allowed the person is gonna break your neck. They're Puerto Rican is all hell refuses a Fatherless psycho looking up in the loose Got some African side over me. I'm not I'm team Lewis here I just want to make sure that we get the right prompts in the Jeep and jet G2 I'm on your side no matter what I'm sure I'm the court for you But I always want to know I think people may be right about you if somebody menace is you in your own store Beat it That's crazy. Don't drink that you're gonna fall Drink it. Wait Lewis There's a part of me that feels like you would get along with the guy No sliding doors a woman sword. I feel like a sword guy. I'm surprised you didn't like Like laughing like dude a sword get the fuck out. Hey, come on. Let's talk. No dude. He was threatening to murder me She's a person hospital. I think she's definitely like a patient. This is like a shudder This is definitely a shudder island. So you know, it's funny. Here's freaky things You don't smoke weed at all to feel this feeling that I'm feeling right now is I'm wondering if my entire life has been inside her head Like all fucking 40 years of my life has just been her dream tonight Did you imagine there's no impractical jokers? That's just part of a thing inside of her head Wow Go back to At this point. She's messing. That's a little better. She's yeah, she's leering. You say that in Spanish, so Let's go. That's it. No means no No, so the other person the party that told he was He was turning the manager that he's gonna do something to him. He's gonna break his neck Whatever whatever he said so at that point the manager basically came up with some type of props I'm out with the sword from the last samurai. Well Tom Cruise Probably by the way if I was loose right now I would have taken that extra fucking drink and Take it to fucking scream. I don't like if this bitch has accepted the word prop that guy said prop on a whim I'm just being like, oh, there's like a proper son of a ton of things and she can't she never heard a word best prop She was she never looked at it. Stop crying about How did she not go over there and fucking crack the fucking sword? See there's even a dull blade. It's crazy Kind of the problem. She just goes you're getting freaked out over this prop man. It's a toy and the way he said it was like Prop was like a ton of Sword, she's like he pulled out an item with a certificate of authenticity That guy couldn't wait for the day. He got the fucking brandish that sword at work He brought it to work. He's what's the point? He does a lot of this. He goes like Watching her entire Special watermelon her entire fucking thing. She hasn't tried to get the truth for a single moment in this entire video She's not a good. She's a terrible She didn't take a look at the sword. She just took his word for it. Now. She's telling his story to the fucking person on the phone Oh, it's making me angry. She's just this crazy Puerto Rican come freaking out when man shows prop Some ghetto thing super-port the Rican some ghetto guy come here. Hey, ghetto. Stand up comedian. Whatever that mean Public If not russo beaters, then who she's like he's wearing a he's wearing a cops comedy You think anyone just gets these she should say But he counters that he was threatened first like she should include your object. Yeah, it's crazy What we're watching right now. This is a crime It's humanity. It's not like it's humanity. Lois it gets you this is crazy, but we should be angry as a people About this video. We're all right now. Everyone should be fucking mad right now But this type of thing has happened to you dozens more times than me. That is true. It happens all the time Yeah, context. Oh, it does. Oh, it's habitual. This is happened never in my life. No, no, that's not true I seen you arguing in like the airport with a little mini skateboard I'm not going to lie. I'm not gonna argue Lewis is usually the minister. Yeah, this one I believe and I'm gonna say flat out I think Lewis probably went the first aggressive. Yeah, but this guy pulling at a sword really this guy's never Yeah, it's isn't good. Would you know who started this with no doubt? But he finished I'm actually not if he gonna know don't touch me Prop fucking sword You want to go Fucking pussy that's right for it. Yeah suck my dick. I'm just kidding. You don't have to put in your mouth, suck it, faggot. Let's finish the video. She's like, he's gun most likely has a sign that comes out that says bang. I saw it was made of rubber. I'm assuming his knife was a comb. He was very much threatened. So that's why he was just holding it saying that all you try to hit me, you know, yeah, it's a disful. There's absolutely nothing going on and no real life knife, no real sword. You know, it's fucking true. She never saw it. She never do it. Total prop. She didn't fucking see it. I think I think I go back to industrialite magic before five. She never looked at it. That's crazy. Never once looked at it. Yeah, that thing had to be on set. It's fucking 5 a.m. It wasn't going to hang around with the top. Her shift is over in 40 minutes as she wants out. Don't you? That's insane. I don't know what to do. She wants to do no paperwork for sure. I just want to watch some of the jumpsheet tonight. I mean, she has no idea if it's a prop. You're comedian. Why have I never heard of you? Have you been on tonight, Joe? Guys, did you what? Yep, that's what we've been telling him, but he is insisting that he does not want to leave. We've been telling him that, you know, there's nothing here. You hear him outside. It's still going. I already told him he still wants to be outside. Brandish. Yeah. Victor, it was just the opposite of what you expect. I was raised to believe the cops were protecting the good people and putting away the bad hoods. But I guess I was just a boy with a stupid dream. That's okay. That's okay. You know what? Maybe it's time I grew up a little bit. Today's the day, let me shake over. This is my bar mitzvah. Look at that. Look at that. Wow. The world really comes in focus when you fucking have a sword pole. Proper no. The fear was there. It's still just hanging out. Whatever, bro. Yeah, 91. If you come inside and you're denied to leave, then that's a problem. Never gonna do that. We already spoke to them. They know what's going on. We know what's going on. You know, so, you know, so nobody's coming. No, nothing else is happening. You just have to leave the premises. Wow. He came to you. You came to his business. He came to deny his business. That's the New York State law. If I go in and they say I'm not selling you a sandwich, I'm not going to start fighting with that. That's all. There was no need to substitute sandwich for coffee sandwich. Did you say we started caressing each other and escalated? That's what I heard. Uh-huh. As I told you, it's a prop. Dude, no, we're not doing that. The LT. The LT knows he said nothing is going on. It's 91. What's 91? What is 91? 91 is I'm dealing with a faggot. What is 91? Code 91? Hey, why didn't you say go inside and make sure it's a prop? Really? Because I assumed. Yeah, I would have believed. I would have assumed that that's what they went and checked. Yeah. I know. Now I'm just seeing now where her body came footage. But I mean, you really should have been like, can you show me it wasn't a prop? Can you show me that wasn't a They said it was a prop when they were inside. Shut the fuck up. They said they said it was a prop and like, they went inside and she came out like it's a prop. Like that. I would assume she looked at my. I'm just renting the raving outside. She leaves. She comes back and I'm like, uh, I guess she discovered this was pure prop. You must be thinking right at this point right now, you're like, fuck. That was a prop. Wasn't it? Yeah. I'm such a pussy. I should have just taken it from him. That sort had an Emmy for art direction in Game of Thrones. You're you should have been honored to be threatened with it. All right, let's let's wrap this up. A 1091 means no crime was committed and the situation is resolved. It wasn't resolved. Get out of here, you whiner. I'm afraid of a fucking fake sword. I need to understand the law. I explained it to you. No, explain it. You came to his business, right? Right? Right. You know what I'm doing in business? Right. Okay, so I'm trying to figure out where I'm breaking up. You did not provide a driver license that he asked me. No, no, no, no, no, that's not what happened. Great. So what happened? I said, oh, this is the car. I set it up on a phone call to test drive the car. So let me tell you, I already spoke to you. I spoke to you over a phone call as well. Can I talk? Can I talk? She is. Exactly. You do. She is. By the way, she is in. You're eating dude. She is. She's pretty awful. She's pretty awful. She's really the worst last 20 minutes. Okay, listen. Let me tell you one thing. You're in. You're telling you that I didn't give you that's a lie. So I have my ID. Why would not give it to him? That's not us. You can't report the business. You can't report the business if you think he's not doing the right thing. Do one of this guy five finger deathpunched you and you forgot. And maybe this is all you are almost heaven. The max we can do. Put it on a paper. That's what you do. What all people do? Jesus Christ. You guys know what this is? The fucking Joe Koi's podcast in their car. Goddamn. You're big time stand up comedian. I get it. I get it. Okay. Okay. Okay. You tell jokes. Funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. If you're a real ass dude, you wouldn't put behind paywall. Yeah, you're real ass dude. Freight of pepper spray. A little bit of pepper spray. You're free. You make other people do your 30 work on phone call as well. Because I wanted to. Why wouldn't I give him my ID. Was he trying to talk to you in street mode? Yo, yo, yo, bro, check me out. What were you saying? I was giving the actual factual product. Come on. Give me lay it on me, bro. Follow me over here. Give me the actual factual. I tell you something. The fact you haven't fucking diamond-cuttered this chick yet is fucking nothing short of amazing. When you're going to talk to this guy and she goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut up. Please. Please stop. I'm talking to a man. You're afraid of a little prop. What the lady person? What the lady person you are? This is like a fucking medieval argument. This is a 10,000 year old argument. What are we doing here in Mesopotamia and guys are just going to be able to pull swords. Okay, yes, but the thing is they knew that I was expecting a giant horse. And then when I was asleep, these fuckers come out of the horse. I didn't plan on that. I had my receipt from Amazon for the gigantic horse. It's a fucking weapon. Nobody does that in the world. Nobody does that. If you don't go to business and they didn't know, you should end this with suicide by God. Is this weapon? That'd be awesome. Little Manchester by the sea right there. Go ahead. How you want to go out? Your rules. You must stand there. How are you taking this fucking side? That's insane. How are you taking that old piece of shit side? This guy likes it. I'm not taking it all by this side. You are irate. I don't believe anything that's fucking happening right now. To be honest, you have a way to prove it. You have a way to prove it. This is a simulation. Are we living in a simulation right now? Well, I'm plugged. You should have bent that on one knee and tried to fly like Neo. It's just even real good, right? Come on, son of a bitch. I believe I can. - Oh, chill, bro. - Sure, I don't care. Everything's being recorded here, too, she's so getting into Misagi. When did I get my ID? - Oh my God, it's so worked up. I've been there so many times. You cannot hear what I'm saying. - Running out of breath, like losing it. - I see how many points to make right now. I don't want it upwards. - Guys, I just wanted to buy this car. - It makes you understand Karenzo because Lewis is so flustered. That's the only way, you don't even angry anymore. You're flustered, you're like, "I can't believe it's not this going." - I thought it was the only way I was doing the right thing. - Jay, I shit you not, I came in literally with-- - I wanted to buy a car on a swordball. - I was going like, "Here's money for this car I wanted." And he pulled the sword on me. And nobody would help me. - There's no way, there's no way that's how that guy does business. - That's great. - Every no way, there's, oh, you want a car? No, you know the wrong place, motherfucker. (laughing) Guess what? - No, exactly. Lewis, you got to get Lewis clever the fact that whatever it was, that guy starting it, Lewis starting it, wherever it got to, was uniquely Lewis enough that that sword came out for the first time. - No, I'm not sure. - If you look up the reviews of that place, - Sword? - Sword's mentioned? - No swords. - No, look at me, there was no swords. - No swords, no swords. - No swords, no swords, no swords. - This is the first part. There was a lot of fuckery mentioned. - A lot of people say this place sucks and by not one person felt the wrath of X-Telver. (laughing) He's like, "Look up at the sign, motherfucker, "you came to menace, accurate, and haunted." (laughing) - Think how good it felt to be that guy, looking out the window. - At the walk to the way. - Just from his desk. Look at it, come. - Slowly surrounding Lewis. - Lewis, look at that, look at that, look at that. - Okay, he doesn't even have to hear it. Oh, he says to see Lewis go, like, (laughing) and keep showing videos, they don't care. They're like, "I don't care about the music." (laughing) I love this country, America number one. It's the rules. (laughing) - He's already trying to sell somebody also fucking shit, like what's going on there? - I don't know, it's like, I don't know. - That guy, that's how you can handle the car, because. - That guy, that guy, that's how you couldn't handle his horse power. You can't get you into it right now? - If this guy was smart, he'd come full circle. He'd ebay the sword from the Legion of Skanks podcast. - Fuck, yeah. - Dude, ebay that, look at the house. - It becomes a prop. - Absolutely, right? - ebay that, take the proceedings, pepper spray Lewis in the face. - Dude, the prop sword that almost struck down my friend Lewis, that would live here as fucking like a museum piece. - Abs of fucking, is there any more of it? - Wow. - Dude, look at it, what's the rest of Lewis crying? - I never had a father. - Does he walk away, does he storm off at least? - And you ask about to a storm? - Does he storm off? - So, what do you want us to do? We cannot make him do his business different ways. - I don't want any business in a way. I want to do a wrestling football sword on me. - It's not going to work though. He doesn't have a sword, he didn't have a suit. - What, what, what was his hand, what was his hand? Did you see that? - It's a prop. It's a prop. Did you touch the book? - Did you touch the book? - It's a toy sword. (crowd cheering) - Did you touch the fucking brain? You caught it. - Good question. So there's this question. - What's she going to say? - Great question. - Yes. - Oh, she said she did. - She lied. - She didn't touch that brain. - Guys, well all right guys, guys, that's a lie. - That is a lie. - That's a lie. - Wow. - She lied right to you. - Wow. - That's a government lie to you there. - That's crazy. That's, is that not a crime? She can't just lie. - Yeah, she can. - I bet she can. - She can, and she did, and she did it with unabashed, and she didn't even talk about your feelings at all. - This will never go anywhere, because let's move on. We'll do another, something else next week. - Then move on to something else next week. - Well Lewis, thank you so much for letting us watch that. - Yeah, thank you so much. (crowd cheering) - Another gift from Lewis J. Gomez. - That's show your irrational behavior and the rational. Some parts of it were. - Well, can I be honest with you? - You like your behavior on that? - You were all fine. - And he notes. (laughing) - I ain't notes at all. If you had to redo that. - I wouldn't do anything different. - Yes you would. - Yes you would. - You wouldn't have been a bitch. - What would I do differently? - I, not. - I'm gonna, I'm gonna. - Okay. - Dude. - Nope, nothing. - Wow. - Nothing, literally nothing differently. There's nothing I could have done differently there. - How did it get to something? - What would you have done differently if you were a man? - I disagree. - I got arrested. - I think you should just calm down for a second and spoke it to them instead of being as aggressive as you were throughout the whole thing. Then you could be like, at least you would see more measured and maybe more. - Yeah. - How about that? - Even though you tell 'em the truth. - Guys, he pulled the sword on me. It's crazy. - I would have been, I would have been, knows the nose with that chick going, show me the prop you don't fucking bitch. You stupid, useless idiot. Show me the fucking sword that it's a prop. - Be awesome. - Be awesome if he got a ticket, that's whole time. - Everybody parked his car, and he comes out to give him a ticket. - Damn it! - The way he winks at him. - There you go. - A little something extra for you. - Lewis, yeah, dude, that was fucking fantastic. - It's true. - You look fantastic. These were our suits. - This is what the guys were supposed to have. - Yes. - At the rose. - How sick would this have been on the red carpet? - We've been nice, yeah. How about it for our fucking roommate? - We have the video for Ari. - No, I know, I'm sorry. - Oh, it's Alex. - Hey, wait a minute, ruin it. (audience laughing) - How about just not yet, Jay? - Okay, not yet, Jay's fine. But I know, yeah, this is fucking Ari's last show with us. - 15 years ago. - 15 years of memories. - 15 years of hosting this show, and it's been fucking blast. From the creek days to the kumi days, to the front of the creek. Everything's standing outside, or in COVID. Shane Gillis and I ran for president and vice president of this corporation, we won. - I think we're still. - We are still. - Have they ever done that again? - Tyrant. - Wait, are you advocating and now I'm the president? - I think you might be not the president. - Yes. - I'm moving to another country. I've got to give up my-- - We're gonna have a UFC event in front of the state. (audience laughing) - We tried that a few weeks ago, Jay. (audience laughing) - You know what, is it? - Ari, yeah, we're gonna fucking miss you so much and we put the crew put together a little something in your honor, really. - Yeah. - Three for life. - You know what my favorite thing in the world is? - What? - The fact that it's three, four. - Life. - That's great. - The three of us for the rest of our fucking lives, boys. - This is it. - We start together, we end together. Three, four, five, - Life. (upbeat music) - This is it, this is it, this is it. - He is us, he is us. - That's it, that's it, that's it. - Hey, oh god. (audience cheering) - Oh, that's already your fear. - There's so much wrinkled up meat in us. (audience laughing) - Come on, put your legs in there. - Two, get in there. - Oh, dude. - Ari, come on, Ari, it's not cool. - That was a lot of him, right? Because God is up there. (audience laughing) - I don't think, Jay. (audience laughing) (audience laughing) (audience laughing) - Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. (audience laughing) - Really weird, it's so cool. (audience laughing) (audience laughing) ♪ Sweet Caroline ♪ (audience cheering) (audience cheering) The first ever, what? - The first ever member of the Legion of Skanks Hall of Fame. (audience laughing) - El Presidente. Ari, you're here. (audience cheering) - Oh my god. (audience cheering) - What, I'm legitimately crying right now. (audience cheering) - Alright, alright, we love you. - Dude, this show has been so fucking good over the years. - Yeah. (audience applauding) - 15 years of memories, dude. (audience cheering) - Alright, Legion of Skanks Hall of Fame. - Yeah. - What do I get to speak at the jugalos? (audience laughing) - Of course, you're the first, you're the first and only member of the Legion of Skanks Hall of Fame. - That is so nice, you cried, man. (laughing) - Just watch that video, you got me. - Yeah, so nice, yeah, of course. - Well, my memories, Ari, should you work here? I'm sorry. - God, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm talking to everyone, Pamela. (audience laughing) - She's like, you guys need a drink, you need a drink. (audience laughing) - I promise you, there is a cut in the wrong place, hospital bracelet or else. (laughing) - Ari, you're very emotional. We're all very emotional. We fucking love you. You came in and honestly, you know, all the bit aside, you fucking came in and the show could have imploded. - The show, without you coming in when you came in, I feel like, I don't know what we would've done in that moment. And we fucking love you. We're really sad to see you go. I was really sad to watch you go to wherever the fuck you were at for a year. (audience laughing) - Jungle somewhere. - The jungle somewhere. - Dude, it fucking, when you came back, we were really happy. And now you're leaving again. We're all bummed out about it. - Dude, this time has been legitimately the best time of my life. At least last few months. - Fuck you. - Just pure comedy of skanks. (audience applauding) I thought I'd leave going like, oh, it's about enough. But now I'm gonna legitimately miss something. It's making me sad. - Well, it's sitting here. - I loved you guys. This was so fun. The meetings. The Friday night hangs. All of it was so fucking fun. - People don't know, we do a meeting. The Friday night hangs every week, obviously. We also do a meeting every Saturday. And R.I. changes the time of the meeting every week. - Every single week. It's 11.30 every week. I'm like, I just got here. I don't know the schedule. But R.I. comes up to the meeting. - I'm sorry, schedule. Every time, with more ideas than everybody, more motivated to do something. something fun with the show for once and yeah, no, but like legitimately it you bring out the best in us And I really fucking mean that we fucking love you for that dude. We fucking love you dude It was crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We got you for these months man. Can I ask for something as the president as the greatest host The show's ever seen When I left town for Latin America Alice your employee Wrote a text a heartfelt text message to my old number that I never received. I would like her to read it out loud right now Oh, she's from you. I Hope it's like you're the only person that would sleep with me. It's going to be I believe Shane is the most equipped to handle the how gay this is going to be Hold on. I wasn't prepared for this and it's his old number. Do I you're not prepared for anything? Well, you didn't tell me I was gonna have to read this we did tell you other stuff to do that you didn't do every week Yeah, well, I should just be any different Get it together Alice To one three all right hold on. I can't do it that way Three one two Don't give up the number. It's gonna somebody else's You know is the best I changed my number like six months before that Kobe Bryant stuff happened and they doxed my old number I just harassed this almost definitely Laker fan in the Los Angeles area like Alice I believe we do the floor No, I really don't have it. I changed your number in my phone to one three three one two Seven search under text messages. She's trying to think of the words. She's not counted one four You're suddenly bleeped out Not sure if this will even go through, but I miss you. Hope you're having lots of fun That's it that was disappointing that was disappointing That was the whole thing that was it I You know what? It was nice. It was really nice actually. You know what now I'm glad I'm leaving Are we miss you we fucking love you and we can't wait for you to fucking come back to us here We know you will because I love you guys so much. It's stupid fucking Thomas backwards the black people talk weird. Thank you everybody. Honestly, you guys have made this such a fucking fun few months early You'll be back. You'll be back Have been for our guest the great Salvo cano The great James We are the Legion of Skanks. Everybody. We'll see you later this week until then peace I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure we invited Rina's easy and column to come out on the show They just sit in the background and we never invited them on the show about to bring Steve up before Shanghai Yeah, you want to bring them out, but no That's the way to do it. And you know what? I'm gonna miss it again Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us. We'll catch you later this week until then peace You've been listening to the Legion of Skanks podcast with big J. Overson. Did you suck it? I think I'm instinctually suck it Big with three scenes We must be fucking over Lewis. Lewis Gomez Who is J Gomez? You're trying to watch a retard Droswastica hilarious I'm sort of done as a point guard of podcasting being a fat gay guy. 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