Shane Gillis Confronts Bobby

-You two are bad friends. -Who are these two idiots? -Woo! -Like David and Agedir, YouTube are disgusting. -Woo! -Oh, you two are something. -We're bad friends. -Hey, bad friends. Welcome back to our 300th episode. -Woo! -We're so excited to be here. We're in Phoenix, Arizona. -Yeah. -And we're G-H-O-E-N-I-X, Phoenix, Arizona. -This will probably be the last episode ever again. -Yeah, yeah. I'm just getting warmed up, guy. -Yeah, dude, you are. You're warm. And our guest today, go ahead and introduce our guest. -Well, he's one of my favorites, man. -Yeah. -Yeah, man. Shane Gillis, dude. -Shame. -Top dog. Top dog. -Top dog. Top dog. Top dog. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Top dog. -Buddies. You know, and we're, you know. -Let's start it off the right way. -What? -Do you want to say anything to Shane after, you know, about 50 episodes ago or something you just changed for your heart? -Yeah, you did. -That's insane. -You did. -So it was really hurtful. -Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what did I say? -Do you remember? -I would look like I was in corpse underwater. [ Laughter ] -The bog water. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Which, you know, you're not anywhere wrong. -Yeah, yeah. -I know. -And I hurt you. And, you know, my bad, dude. -That's okay. -And it's like, you know, to me, dude. I look like I'm right next to you at the bog. -Don't do that. -Look, I did that with my mind, dude. -That's pretty good. -You know what I mean? -You want Asian magic? That's Asian magic, dude. -Tillapet. -Movie. -Stop it, stop it. -What? -Movie. -Oh! -Hey! -Hey! -Hey! -Mob Dylan's here, guys. -Get in here, Bob Dylan. -Yeah. -Okay, here we go, Hank tight. -All right. -Oh. -Thanks, man. -Hey, how you doing? -Got a show tonight. -Is that a cautious wife? -Take it easy on that. [ Laughter ] -Sorry. -It's consuming a lot of that content. -Yeah. -Are you liking all that stuff? -Oh, my God. I'm jerking off. -I got no back here. -You got no back, bud. -Damn. -You want back here? -I got it. -All right. -What's up, buddy? -Oh, I'm hungover. -Yeah. -We did it up last night. -Yeah. -What happened down in Tucson? -We were just showing Tucson, yeah. -Yeah. -What happened? I heard you got -- I heard you're calling out the driver. -Huh? -Oh, he was dropping bombs. -Shit his pants. -Fart in up the storm, so like New Jersey in there. -Yeah, it was rough. -Then we're getting out of the car and he goes, "Yes, you later robber it with your nasty rotten ass." [ Laughter ] -He was a bad driver too. -He was a terrible driver. -I just want to go back a little bit back to your apology to Shane, because I do want to make it public on the show. -Okay. -What are you trying to do with my feelings, man? -Okay. I'll be honest with you. -Okay. -You want to get real? -I don't know. -Hey, Hancho. You want to get real, Amigo? -No. -Forward? -Yeah. -I'll get real, didn't you? -President, when he goes Spanish, he means that. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -All right. -Los Patalones, my Amigo. -Yeah. -Okay. -That's where I just ate. [ Laughter ] -I admire you. -Shut the fuck up. [ Laughter ] -All right. -That's worse. -Give me a shot. -No, that's way worse. -No, give me a shot. Keep talking shit. -No. -Get me a shot, Amigo. -All right. -All right. -All right, so let's be real for a second. -Yeah. -You don't interrupt me, dude, because that's rude. -If you keep talking like that, I'm gonna call Ice. I'm not that type. -I take occasions. -Oh, they do? -They take occasions. I take them. -Yeah. -Don't please don't call that. -Okay. -All right. So, I love you so much. You've been so nice to me, and I think we're friends, and I, you know, you're. [ Laughter ] -Look at me in the eyes, fool. -All right, fool. -All right. -You can't find them. -Yeah. -All right. [ Laughter ] -That was a good one. 1980 shit. I love it. [ Laughter ] -That's my whole act. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -I love you, too, bud. -All right. Get back to him. -All right. -All right. -And when I said it, I felt bad. When you texted me, it was a threat. Yeah, we're done, or whatever. You're mean. I felt bad about it, dude. I thought about it, and I'm like, I shouldn't have attacked you in that way. And I really admire you, and I hope you forgive me. -I've totally forgiven you. -Okay. All right. -I forgive you. -You know what that now? -I didn't need you to do that. I thought that was wild that you did that. -Yeah. You have to do that. -That was really cool to do that. -I love you. I love you. I love you. -How about though, when I do say something? What about when I say something about Shane and I go? Like when I said, "Oh, yeah." And Shane's playing Lincoln Finanche. The football stadium. And then what do you say? -That's great. -No. -I know you fucking said something. -He goes, "I don't want to hear about Shane's not the king. He's not the king." -Whoa. -That's what he says. -I did not say that. That's fucking outrageous. -We have a whole room of people that are-- -That's what we are, region. -Is that true? Is that true that he says that stuff? -It is true. -It is true. -Thank you. -The fuck, man. -So who is the king? -I don't honestly do it. -I have a slab. -I said that. -You did. -All right. -All right. -All right. -You did. -I'm out. -Because here's what you're going to tell you why. -Yeah. -All right. Because he's like-- Because I didn't want you to feel bad. I feel like when you say it. -I feel bad? -Yeah. -Because you're doing yuck yucks in these smaller places. [ Laughter ] -You're doing these like, you know, we wise guys. -Yeah. -This is a great club. -You weren't just at that club last week. -I played in two weeks. -Yeah. -So what are you talking about? -Yeah, but you know me. -Don't step on me. I say it as a celebration of the-- -And I celebrate it as well. -No, you don't like it because you're 50 or-- -Oh, shit. -You're old. And you think that's weird that he's young and great. And you're old and it's over. -He's one of the best comments I've planted. I've never fucking-- -Because he's here, but not when he's not here. -It's where you. -Slam! What the fuck you're doing, guy? -By the way, Kevin Hart did the field. -He did. -Eagles. And he only did 53k. I think you're gonna go for the 70. -Yeah, I'm gonna do the middle. -The middle. -The middle stage. I'm gonna do the round. -Oh. -Yeah. -So you can fit more people. -I just-- I think doing a stage in a giant place really sucks. -Yeah, yeah. -Like, the whole time I'm up there, I just see someone in the balcony in the back. -Right. -It must be the worst show. -Yeah. -Sure. -Crossable. -I mean, football stadium's not gonna be the best fucking comedy anyway. -No, but it's a milestone. -It's gonna be great. -What's that for you? -Huh? -What do you mean? -What's that? -What is that for you? Like, what would that be for you? -I'm confused. -Like, Philly doing the football stadium. -Oh, geez. I guess the Superdome. -Yeah. -That's our big spot, you know, in New Orleans. -But would that be what you'd want to do or now? -No. -You know, we got the Sanger theater, which is like our Carnegie Hall. So that would be cool. -Yeah. -Well, I was a little rude today at the airport. That's all. -What happened? -I'm gonna go back to that now. -What happened? -You know, how we segway back into the thing, you know? -Well, you know, I haven't slept in a couple days. -Oh, yeah. -It's Vegas. -Oh, shit. -Yeah. -You relapse? -No. -Cookers. -I went to hustler Tuesday night. -Oh, shit. -Yeah. -How much you spend? -2700. -That's not bad. -Yeah. -2700? -Nothing. -Handy? -No handy nothing. -Come on. -Yeah. -Well, the thing is, is that I was wearing these pants that you don't like. -I don't like them. -Yeah, yeah. And she was doing, you know, how, she had a boning ass. -Mm. -And she was on what, I was very wrecked. And she was doing one of those things. -She's good. -Excuse me? -It's good, dude. -Correct. -Is that it? -Yep. -Yep. -No belt? -Whoa. -Yeah. -I'm taking an L natural out. -Well done. -That's a good one. -But she was, you know, with her boning ass, right? -Yeah. -She was getting rug, rug burns on my peepee. -Oh. -Yeah, yeah. And so, and then at the end, she squeezed it. I don't know why she did that at the end. -She was looking for it. -Dude. It's bigger than you think. -Really? -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, yeah. -It is, right? -Yeah, bigger than people think, for sure. -Yeah, yeah. -It doesn't mean anything. But, yeah. -You know what? I'm almost at the point right now, dude. But, if she leaves, I'll pull it out. -Who? -Oh, shit, get out of here, Beck. -Yeah, yeah. -Oh, yeah. -Tools. -She's like my daughter. -Oh. -Anyway, can we talk about to. I don't know if it's fucking. I'm not talking about it now. -Talk about it. -What? -What time now? -Talk about it. -It wasn't even that great. -Meantime with the DC bomber? -That's so good. -What are you talking about? -I have no idea. -Don't bring up some more drama and social shit. -No, no. I was just rude today. That's all I think. -What did you do? -I was in line and it wasn't moving. You know how that happens? -Sure. -I'm not moving at all. -Yeah. -And I don't have TSA pre-check. -Yeah, which is. -What? -I'm insane. -I'm with you. -I don't have anything. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -It's useless now. -It is. -It wasn't moving. -It's not moving. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -I'm with you. -It's a Paul. -I can't smell. -I can't smell. -I can hear him like 20 people bad going up to people going. -I'm with you. -Can I go ahead of you? -And people are like, "Yeah, go ahead." -I couldn't wait for mine. -Really? -You hear him with no? -Oh, yeah. -Because I was late. -Yeah. -Yeah, I was late. -I was boarding while I was still in line, right? -So he comes up to me and he goes, "Hey, I go, no." -No. -You didn't even let him get it out. -I didn't let him get it out. -I couldn't wait. -I waited 20 minutes to get it out. -Did you just stand behind you? -It was like in the gun. -Yeah. -So it came out weird. -So he just wakes you up. -No. -Like that. -Wow. -What did he do? -He goes, "Okay, sir." -And then I kind of turned around. I felt guilty. So I kind of like, "You know, my plane's boarding, too. So we're all kind of late. -Yeah. -So then here's the second route thing I did, dude. -Mm-hmm. -Right? I'm on the aisle seat. You know me in first class. I just wink at me. I don't know. Don't do that. Yeah. You're on the aisle seat. It was turbulence. Uh-huh Right flight attendant did one of these. Whoa. Oh shit fell down to the ground That's great and I didn't even move Dude, I did a look I went Damn you've changed. Yeah, yeah, it's because when I'm tired. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. You look tired But you always do Another eighties Asian thing. I love it. I'm gonna bring it back. It's vintage. This might be yeah I think all four of us are very tired Yeah, I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. Yeah, but it's a good thing. This is gonna make for a good show tonight I'm openers everyone's gone. Yeah, I'm exhausted. Are you gonna whip it out tonight? No, I don't I can't follow that. Yeah, I don't whip it out. I do it first. Can I say something? We got fine He stopped me. I've never whipped none. Yeah, I'll get fined a million. Yeah, yeah, I've never whipped my penis out on stage Ever that's it. That's your home. My butthole, butthole. Oh, butthole God, you know what I mean, but not my not talking the dumb dumb nothing stays. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No, we got fine in Vegas That's my penis staying. No, we're back. Yeah, yeah, talking the dumb dumb. Yeah, we got it In high school I used to call it that anyway. How do you show a butthole? Do you go all fours and there? Like he does it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he does it too, but I do it. Oh, he's still not from me. That's Bobby's bit. Yeah, yeah. That's my closer dude Anyway, um, is that a phone you got going there? It was an audience members phone. They're like and I have a picture with you I took a picture of my butthole. Yeah, yeah. Have you seen this butthole? No, it's so nice. Is it red like your hair? It's pink. Yeah, yeah, it's very pink. I love it You guys a lot of buttholes are brown. That's right. It built the Is your brown. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, have you seen it? Oh, yeah. How? Yeah, you gotta take it out the mirror. Yeah, you gotta take a look. I'll take a look. You ever stood over a mirror? That'll wake you up Holy shit. Really? It's like a seven circle of hell like the valley of death Down there. Yeah, you lay it out you lay it down on the ground down. You squat right over it. Whoa. Yeah, you learn who you are. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. When you do that Usually run Christmas Lot of hair with A lot of b-hole a lot of toilet paper. Yeah, do you shave your shirt? I shave. No, you shaver Shane. What do you mean? Like I'll just show you my pubes. No, I mean just look like they're trim What do you see sections car? You like the belly of a lady with three kids. I told you he had like a foopa He's got a little baby foopa. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of cute. All right. It's a cute little food from his way, but all right You're trimming. You're trimming. You're not shaving. Yeah, yeah, I trim. Yeah. Yeah. That's the first thing that Shane said to you Was that you look skinny. That was really nice. Yeah, that was really nice. Thank you. You're trim drawing on That's good. I'll see you all in hell. Yeah, we're tired. We're gay. Yeah What's the time? What's the how how long until when you walk into the hotel room until you to you jerk off immediately pretty immediate I get the the towel down go right at it. Why the town? I want to look at it I see the spread. Yeah, yeah, okay What do you really think the time is I think mine was like maybe 15 minutes. Yeah, sure 15 20 You put in the corner and then change the temperature a little bit. Yeah, plug the phone in put my top kit in the bathroom. Yep I do that. It's there is a step by step. Yeah, and then finally you look at the bed and you go Okay, now let me ask you this one you guys ever just shoot it on the carpet No, no, they did this in a bottle. That's crazy. You do that being either It's free. You feel like an American no, but as you get older, you know what comes out just a rising drop Oh, yeah, it if you can hear it. This is what it sounds like And that's it and there's probably two sperms in there Half one puppy dead But it's like you know when you get old, you know, I mean that's what happened your sperm comes out with the tans behind his back like an old Asian man. Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, that's what it does Because you probably have some marshmallow shots, right? Yeah, sure What do you mean? No, I'm curious as to what you mean. Yeah, yeah, would you have a thick load like is it consistent? All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, too much. Yeah, all right. You're not too deep. My bad. Keep it up. Keep it up top. Yeah, yeah, keep it up top I mean, he's the one that brought up the fucking yeah, but he did it very elegantly Yeah, you see it a little class all mine was to like vivid on my bad Okay, now we got a we got a squash of beef you and I yeah, all right. Yeah, you're going mad viral with these Impressions, I'm trying to steal your act It's very good. Are you offended by it? No, but Nick Mullin and you should have a me off. Well, Mullin is good at it. Oh my god. He's killer Let me see if I can go. I'll just copy what you say. Let's see. All right. I want to hear I actually want to hear Mullin. It's pretty I don't know if it's not really good. Yeah, you do Norman. Well, I do you do it for I'll do the third I have to keep hearing him and then I can do it. Yeah, hey, hey, hey, I'm gay. Hey, I'm gay. This is pretty close That's the one though. Yeah. Hey, yeah, when you go when you go when you go I'm gay Look away. He's got he got I actually asked him to do it at the bar. All right. Just now. I was like do Norman. Oh, wow. That's very good. Yeah, you got it It does I I imagine it would bother you. No, I don't care You know, so funny is that when I first started doing it. It's only because I can't do I can't do like celebrity I can't do like when someone's like they do an impression of this famous person I can do people. I'm friends with if I can if I hear it and I go I think I can reach that in my voice Right and yours is me just going it here. Right. I just talking about here pretty good Yeah, Bobby's impressions are Unmatched, unmatched. Yeah, yeah, who do you do? Oh my god, dude. Do do do the gangster. What? Do your gangster? Hey Well, so fool. Yeah, well, so really good. Yeah, so homie and then do your British guy. Hello. So good Honestly, it was my name is buncha man He goes pretty good bunch. Yeah, eight years on a sketch show national TV In your face, dude Not us and I like it What's so funny? It was on TV. No, Matt TV rules. Oh, yeah, it was pretty good Yeah, why don't see that's what you do. No, it was like that's what you do. Well, if it hurts if that's an I was coca cola Matt TV was Pepsi. It was great. Yeah, it was fine If someone's like you want to watch SNL and they're like is Matt TV okay? Actually crystal Pepsi because it's gone Matt TV was very good. It was fun. You feel like you were you did you feel like you were in second position? Yeah, really? Yeah, it's called ratings. No, but I mean like didn't you feel like there were weeks where you were like Oh, this is we're we're a much better show. Well, I mean, I knew we weren't because it's like when Matt TV ended We ended when Amy Polar retired from SNL, right? And immediately she's on TV shows and then I remember waiting in line on these auditions And I remember running into like I can Jordan all these guys and like just back in line Look at all the people from that show that are kind of though Baron Holt's huge Keegan and Pete and Jordan Peele. Yeah. I mean he was on that Yeah, dude. I didn't know that they exploded. Yeah Yeah, and the Kenny Rogers guy. What's his name? We'll say so there's so many funny people that came from that show and they just me too blew up Like Donald no, no, but they like blew up. Yeah huge celebrity. Yeah, we were 18th on the variety thing Yeah, but I'm saying like those other people. Yeah, yeah, that's that's you know what that's a big deal Domino's Domino's pizza damn domino's pizza. It's my favorite. Remember do you remember when we were in high school in high school And you'd be sitting around and be like someone gonna get a domino's you know like who's gonna get the domino? Yeah, I'll get the domino's I used to steal money from my dad to get domino's you did yeah because the you know me we couldn't he wouldn't get it So I would get it you where did your dad hide money? What what did he hide his money issues? Money shoes. Yeah, yeah, and I would grab that shoe money right and I would buy domino's called domino's up And it's perfect. It's perfect whether you're by yourself. Yeah, what I do or you with a group of friends which Bobby loves yeah It's always good to order community food. It's community food, but it could be you food. Yeah, it's all right Yeah, I've eaten a whole pie. I mean, I've eaten I think I could eat two you could eat it anywhere like you're in a corporate environment You know with the CEO you know, let's get some good then you're a burning man with some hippies. That's right You share it there right or you're just in the park dude It's great and they've stepped up again. It's the quality and the Level of pizza is evolved domino's has evolved so pick up some right now Draft King sportsbook. It's the fight. 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So we show up and there's a bunch of actors there I don't know anybody and this is like the second day there I don't know anybody I know so you're self conscious because you're like they can see through me I'm not talented you're right you're right these are all requests but these are real actors you know man I don't know how I got this you know man I agree so we'll probably this with it by this river and Jamie and there was these bronze shoes along the river and there was like this theatrical like Broadway star Cheyenne Jackson he's like this gay guy and he's like super talented he can sing dance all that stuff right yeah he's gay he said that and yeah yeah yeah and then Jamie goes um but doing the um 1940s Nazis occupation of hungry they light up all these shoes and they shot them on the river and they pushed them into the river right and that's the way of these bronze right you know I mean shoes on the river banks right and the Cheyenne Jackson goes he's such crying and he goes oh my god a little kid would shot here because look at these baby shoes and I don't know what came over me if I go it could have been a myth and he all walked away from me right and I sat there staring at these shoes going I think I'm fucking done I think that's the end of the business yeah yeah and that's why Borderlands did bad you think so that's why that movie tanks and ruin the entire vibe yeah but you know as a comic with the comics there if you guys were there yeah would have been filled we would have lying but a bit yeah yeah but it's like you know actors are just so sensitive they're the worst they hate hanging out with them they sucked they're not fun how long did you did you try to get on anything I've auditioned for nine thousand things I've never gotten one not one really gone in the room done the self-tape I've gotten teachers and coaches and maybe I was like you nor Norman can't hold it's like dog you got to look away I can't do it so like take off your glasses look at me for a second come on let's do it let's do a little acting scene here let's see it yeah yeah come on and try yeah look at Andrew I can't do it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can't do it too intense you've never you've never been in on anything not a thing I was you've done yourself on late night and stuff like that I'm done yeah I'm gonna stand up but as an actor you've never been in in a siltch I was at horse and Pete oh that's great which Louis saw me do a set he was like you're weird you want to do with a show and I was like okay yeah that was awesome but if you watch it I am clearly the worst thing in it the auditions are impossible impossible I tried I did like three yeah they were just I auditioned for joke or two oh film that O'Connor just filmed me on his phone in my kitchen in Queens and I was like fake smoking a cigarette I was like what are these my line racist you're better off not get that movie sucked yeah yeah and then I didn't know you had to memorize the lines yeah no auditions just read it yeah just read the fucking script it's a lot of works people do though that's the thing there's certain like actors that can just get away with they'll bring the sides and if they're if they're like attitude is is matches their talent they don't give a fuck if they read off the lines that always I memorized everything I ever went out for like everything all the thousand of things I never got I would sit up all night memorize it then I would see like cool guy walk in with the sides and they'd come out smiling be like thanks a lot Tim and they love that guy well I thought I could do that yeah I could not I was nervous like John Cho would be like you know I mean we'd be on set about the film and he's like reading it I'm okay what are you doing he's like I'm memorizing it now whoa because when did you memorize yours three weeks ago yeah every day every day 24 hours a day just laying in bed saying it like I was on the flight back Chicago and who'd I sit next to do you remember I called you and he goes hey man I say how do your Bobby buddy Bobby Lee for me and I said oh yeah for sure and he goes tell him I'm sorry and I he was super genuine and I was like sorry I mean I'm gonna all right I'll tell him you said it's up then I called you immediately and I said why is he saying sorry yeah we don't have to say his name it was my first acting job right and I didn't know what a jib what I don't know anything about the terminology of course right and there was this thing where the camera goes into my face and I kind of would move my head back because I got scared and then at that say a line and I just couldn't do it you know me yeah it was just like too much for me you know me and the line was complicated whatever but you know they cut the line whatever it's not necessary and at the end of the day I walked up to him when I go um hey mr. Will thank you for the job you know what I mean and he had a cigar and he asked it on my face no no yeah yeah yeah yeah I walked away yeah yeah and it turned right right do I just have directors go get on your mark no way yeah in the 90s yeah yeah hey get on your yeah good old days good old days good old days man we could have relived yeah yeah but it's like you know me back in the day they were fucking mean whoa these traumatic experiences but the term you're right about the terminology that I have no idea I don't act and then I did a movie and the guys he's yelling to find the lens he's like look at the fucking lens find the lens yeah yeah I'm staring directly into the yeah for the first three days anytime I was talking I'm looking directly down there and then there's so many scenes that are ruined yeah and then on the fourth day he says again find the lens and I'm like you don't mean like look into the camera and he was like no all right like started to see what I could be able to use anything yeah yeah because we don't we I didn't take a class right one did they're just like you want to be in that's crazy you never do and you show up they're like I can't do it yeah scary I was in train wreck and appetite directs so he's like one of these riff guys like change it make it your own do it again see you have to like think of stuff on the fly and he walked over to me he's like he's supposed to be funny like I'm asking you to be funny and I was like oh oh and I was trying to be funny yeah yeah and then I got cut hey I was trying to be no you know it is it's it's it's also painful when it's someone that like I got one little tiny line in a Christopher guest show you know that's yeah yeah and he's phenomenal everything he's done but the audition was incredible and I did great and I thought this is awesome because we just improbred in the audition me and him and then on the day I'm supposed to die I'm a Confederate soldier like that's shot and I we did the scene and he was like hmm is that how you would die yeah and I was like fuck I don't know how to die and I kept thinking about like how to die yeah and then I got more and more nervous brawner did that with me and he's standing next to me and then Matt was like what are you gonna do now I was like I don't fuck it now and every time it came up I got so nervous I got so freaked out that's but the end the end that what ended up happening is he was like you're supposed to be a man who thinks he's a Confederate soldier would you over dramatize it a little bit I was like maybe it's tell me what to do stuff you do yeah tell me what he leaves you a little bread crack he wants you to get there which is kind of red but then then at one take I thought it'd be funny to just be like obnoxious so I get shot and I go and that's the one they use yeah that was all they got 'Cause at that point, I was like, well, I did everything I thought I should have done. Obviously he doesn't care anymore. Maybe he's gonna cut away from me anyway. So I did it and that's on the show. I slowly fall going, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." And I was like, "Why would he?" But that's why he did it to be like, do something else. - Be funny. - Be silly. - But it's hard, 'cause it's either they're being like, really harsh, or they're like, I'm trying to trick your brain into doing something else. - Well. - This is trying to fucking improv. And they're just like, "Cut." (laughing) - Like McEver, when we're doing tires, a lot of it, we're fucking around and just trying to find something funny. And like, you're like, "I think I got it." And you're just like, "Cut, cut." (laughing) - You don't get nervous on tires, it's your show. So you must feel comfortable. - And you're you on the show, but that's nice. - Yeah, that's where you wanna get to. - That's the dream. - That's the dream, that's the dream. - Is anybody not them on the show? I'm trying to think. - No. - Well, like Kayla's an ex. - Kayla's in ex. - Yeah, but she's, but that's still a play out of like a. - A little hood. - A little hood. - Really? - Yeah, she's never acted or done comedy. - Oh, wow. - I thought she acted. - No. - Well, she's good. - But she's like, "You're be yourself." - Okay, she can. - So nobody, there's nobody. - No one. - Stavros a little is like a mean guy. - Stavros, yeah. - Stavros, yeah. - He actually likes Mom Donnie. He's been doing that. - Yeah. (laughing) - Well, he wants that free grocery store. (laughing) - We got a guy in our crew that you have to do us one little favor at some point is let Carlos is a big, is a massive fan and take off your hat so you can see. You think that guy couldn't work in a mechanic shop. - Holy hell, that scared the shit out of him. - We think you need to put him just walking through the background of tires at the shop because he's a mechanic. I mean, that's a born mechanic right there. Brother, I'm, I'm boarding and I keep saying I'm going to be man enough to not fix it. - Damn. (laughing) - Yeah, fucking wild. I respect it. - Yeah. - So you know how women have that thing about like the hat game guys that are like, what are they without the hat? Put the hat back on. - Yeah. - Look at how fucking handsome this man is with the hat. It's unbelievable. - Yeah. - I mean, that is the greatest chameleon I've ever seen in my life. - Dude. - Yeah, you look like movie director without the hat, your, your bus station. (laughing) - Child porn director. - Yeah. And I know Shane that you offered me a role in tires. - Yeah. - And I didn't do it because I just, at that time, I didn't want to do an Asian accent. But now I'm doing Asian accents again. So if you want, you know what I mean? - Hey, let me do his Asian accent. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I do it on the say all the time. - Yeah. - I mean, if there was ever a part in there, you know what I mean? - I do it for free. - No, don't give him anything. - I think your character was gonna have a American accent. - Boom. - It was gonna be, you were gonna be the interpreter for an Asian tire comp. - That's not what my agent said. My agent said that you have a thick Asian accent. - We, it's flute. (laughing) - We'll finish the script day of. - All right. - Guys, guys, got such a good team. They're always keeping them abreast on everything. - They're the worst. - They're the worst. - He's a business manager that's 105. (laughing) - I'm not kidding. - I'm not kidding. - Dude. (laughing) He is, I'll call that guy sometimes. I'm like, hey, we need to put money in the account so we can, for our tour. And he's like, we'll get around to it. (laughing) I'm like, no, we need it like now. - He also does Stevie Wonder's manager and stuff. Like, you know what I mean? He does other people. - He does not do Stevie Wonder. - His manager, not his Stevie Wonder. (laughing) - It's just the manager, yeah. - All right, so let's get, Shane will give you a new part. Let's, can you, let's see you do a scene then to pitch yourself to Shane. - What are you talking about? What are you doing? - Everybody played themselves and you crashed more part than the other. - That's good. - I had no idea you were formed. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Makes sense, yeah. - Well, he's an American citizen now. We got him naturalized this past year. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So back off ice. - Yeah. - Give him, go ahead. Let's hear it. Here we go. Just give it to Bob. (laughing) - Oh shit. - Are you being real? - Yeah, that's your audition for tires. - Whoa. - All right. - Are you being fucking real, dude? - Yeah. - What part am I playing? - Let's go. - Jing-chong bing bong. (laughing) - You'll be playing the role. - Let's see. - You'll be playing the role. - Yeah. - Yeah, I'll be your o'conner. - That's good. - I'll be the lady. - Yeah. - I'm gonna be your o'conner. All right, here we go. Let's do it. Go ahead. - All right. - Hey, you're finally back. Where'd you go? Your car's ready. - We were watching the Penn State game at the diner. Very good playing. - Cut. Cut, cut, cut. - Yeah, what was it? - It's not good. - Who's that voice? - Who's that? - A play character. - Just be you. - Yeah, be you. All right, little more. - Sucking up to Shane. - I know, I had made it to him. - You know what you did at the beginning of the podcast? - Yeah. - Just do that here. (laughing) - All right. - You ready? - Can I just, I need to resolve this. What are you doing, guy? - Just giving you, I'm trying to get you on the show. - I know, but you're making it really uncomfortable. - I just wanna get you on the show. - Listen, dude, all right. I was just kidding. - It's so funny to be like, I haven't aside with someone, but in front of the people. - Yeah. - Okay. (laughing) - Come on. Get on the show. - Don't interrupt me, though. - You got it, I won't. - Okay. - Yeah, sorry about that. Where'd you go? Your car's ready. - It's a very good place. - Let's see, exactly what you said you did before. You didn't even change it a little bit. - All right, well, I'll just do it like this and the way I'm talking now. - No, no, no. - Hey, hey, little bit. - Come on, maybe you. - You're gonna be nervous. - Well, first of all, come here, I'm absolutely nervous right now, dude. - No, I don't wanna do this right now, dude. - I'm drowning. - I don't like trying to read. - Yeah, dude, I'm fucking drowning right now, dude. I feel like I'm sweating. - You're gonna kill it. - No, I'm not kidding, I'm drowning, dude. - Come on. - All right, so good. - All right, acting so good. - Come on. (laughing) - I'm just getting better. - Take it. - I'm just getting a little bit better. (laughing) - Dude, is it you doing it my way? - Yeah, just as normal. - No, I can't do it. Anyway, go. Hey, you're finally back, where'd you go? Your car's ready. Very good playing. Do you like? - What? They play on Saturdays. - Oh, what's the bit of rerun? - All right, anyway, your car's ready. Here's the total cash or card. - Eight or $40? Only got one tire. (laughing) - That one. - Yeah, it was good. I recommend you get three more since one won't solve your hydro-planning problem. - The way is it so expensive, dude? - Yeah, you're a daughter. - Yeah, I'm his American daughter. (laughing) - Don't worry, we're not ice. You guys love that ice joke. - That's the guy. - Okay, what? - Yeah, okay. - Oh, yeah, we're that cheap. - Who's Kale? - You. (laughing) - I thought I was Will. - Yeah, you were. - You're doing both. - Okay, yeah. - That's the guy. You're sick, dude. - Can you ask your American daughter to step away, sir? Let's have a private conversation. - You're scaring me, guys. What's going on? - You didn't do the Korean. - It's Bobby speaks in Korean, clicks his tongue at Jules. - Okay, you got, I don't know how to say this in Korean. (laughing) - You're scaring me, guys. - I'll go in. - It's a Korean. - Greetings. - Yeah, I don't think you got the show. - Can you speak for you? - I don't think you got it. - Who wrote this by the way? You did Carlos? Really good stuff. - Oh, that's good. - Carlos is a screenwriter. - Oh, no. - It was good. - Really? - Former appetite writer's assistant. - Was he hard to work with? - Thank you. - Who's that? - My mom's here. - Oh, my mom's here, dude. - Oh, she looks younger than you. - Mom. - Oh, my God, mom. - You do? - Boy, you do. - What's going on, mom? (laughing) - Who's the lucky guy? (laughing) - Hems, you know what, Carlos? 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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. How about 37? That's a tour. Wow. How about a tour? How about a tour? 20? Okay. Okay. Get my mom. 20. What about like height? Do they have to be tall? Mm-hmm. Do they have to be tall and big? Tall. Tall. Tall. I like how tall? She's the sixth. Six. Six. Six. Three. Right. Yeah. Remember those nasty things? Yeah. Yeah. That's all compression. I'm 20 and yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would you stay in the hotel? Are you staying here? I better. Oh, yeah. She can. You want to go to the President's suite? You can fix that throat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's my mom. Yeah. You know it. Well, throat throat. You have to put Korean? Oh, yeah. Oh, you do. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously, that's an L audition. Yeah. Yeah. I love you in Korean. I think he says neuter. How do I say it? How do you say I love you in Korean? I don't know how racist I can be. Yeah, I can't do what I actually do. No, my mouth can take it. Oh, okay. Well, you say I love you in Korean. I love you. Oh, I mean, I love you all the time. There it is! Long time no see. I'm sorry. Long time no see. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love you. Yeah, I love you. I love you. Yeah, I love you. I love you. It sounds like the same. I love you. That sounds like the same rhythm when you walk in a sushi joint. You know, when I, when I see a samosae, it's the same thing. Okay. I love you. That means I love you, city fish. Yeah. Oh. You're 20 now. Are you okay with the white man, the round eye? Or do you prefer? No problem. No problem. What's that? Go to Metacolors. Oh, really? Even black? Oh, yeah. Whoa. Even a watch out, Bobby. Spanish, you know. Spanish? Yeah, well. Did you ever date a black eye? No. No, you have? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no. No. And it sounds like a little family secrets about the coming out. That's dreaming. That's dreaming. Yeah. Just dreaming. I think you've only been with that, right? Yeah. What? Yeah. Shame. Come on. It feels a little bit of a conch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you get worked out on your face? Huh? Did you get any Botox or anything? Are you kidding? You didn't give me money for that. Yeah. Uh-oh. You got a pay for it, buddy. You look great. Oh, I see. You look 82. What do you expect? Wow. 82, dude. Yeah, I'm going to live up to 100. Yeah. I hope so, mom. I hope so. No, me. No, I want you to. Yeah, you want. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. You think I'll die in 90? 100. You want to go 100? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But how old will he? He'll be 90 when he dies? No, he's going to be 100, too. Wow. Oh. I've been in our DNAs, though. Oh, we have long lives. My father lived up to 96 years. Yeah. But not on that side of the family. Oh. They die early. Yeah, they die. You are my line. Oh. You're on your own. Mom's line. Yeah. You're such a nice mom. Yeah. Yeah. You're very beautiful. She put me through three rehabs. Three rehabs. Yeah. Whoa. Remember the rehabs? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. That's the one. Remember. Remember. Remember. Oh, damn. Those are good. The goal is we have to. Yeah. But you know I'm sober now again. Yeah. For what? For what drinking? Yeah. We'll see. I don't smoke. No, I'm saying I'm sober. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how long. Almost four years again. What? Four years almost again. How could it always be four years? I relapse every time. Every four years. It does feel like four years. Yeah. Every four years I relapse. Yeah. It's almost time. The witching hour. Yeah. It's coming. Yeah. Do you think I will? I hope not. I'd like to be around there for that. I would really. I would really. Please God don't. Yeah, tell them what I'm like. It's really not fun. Yeah. Were you sober when you drove me home from that comedy club that time? I don't think I was. I don't think I was. I don't think I was. Because we drove for like three hours. Yeah, yeah. I don't think I was. I don't think I was. Yeah. And I didn't want to say anything. Yeah. I don't think I was. I don't think I was. I don't think I was. Yeah. I don't think I was. I don't think I was. I don't think I was. I don't think I was. Yeah. I don't think I was. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know your mom was coming? No. We should have told you. No, you know what? No, you should have told. Yeah. It was a surprise. Got it. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. I didn't have so many times. Yeah. What? Yeah. He does it all the time. Yeah. He loves it. Yeah. He can meet you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You smell them, oh? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. I don't know. Like the dog. I can smell, you know. Yeah. Yeah. That was for your dad. That was for the dad. That was Rapa. Yeah. What's his name? Rick Shaw. All right. 319. 319. That makes sense because you have to have the little bit. Yeah. You have to show me. Show me. That's great. That's great. That's great. Mom, what have you been doing though? What have you been doing with yourself? I assume. Yeah. A lot of things. They tell me. I do. I've had all day. I have 12 of these. Yeah. You have two iPads? I have. Yeah. Because one you bought for me, one stippin' bowl for me. Okay. See, that's all. You take him all day. Yeah. I've had cream. She loves the ice cream. Like, I play, you know, games. Solidarity. Solidarity. And war the game, you know. War game, you know. War game. War game, you know. Well. Korean War? Yeah. No. English. Well. I don't talk about English. Tell us about the Korean War. You were a kid, right? Oh. During the Korean War. Seven. Seven. What was the worst thing you saw at the Korean War? Which is fun. You know, there are people on this street. What? There are people on this street. On this street. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We live by the mountain, right? Yeah. There are a lot of people on the mountain. Yeah. Dead mountain people, huh? Yeah. Yeah. It's like LA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And did you poke their bodies? And what did you do? Huh? You stole the shoes. I mean, when you walked by. Yeah, yeah. I have to. I don't have to poke them. Oh. Was it scary? Because I was just so young, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seven. To me, most like the games, you know. Yeah, yeah. So I don't have a bad memory about war. Oh, okay. So how'd you get out? I never fight with them. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So it embedded to start in the West and South. - Mm, then we know how it went, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't, do you like North Koreans? - I don't have a reason to hate them. - Yeah, good answer, mom. - Except, you know, politics, you know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But they are same people. - They are the same people. - Yeah, they speak the same, they look the same. - You love all Asians. You love all Asians? - No, not the Japanese. - Not the Japanese. - Woo! - I love you, you know. - What do the Japanese do to us? - They are, they are conquered. I mean, they are more aggressive, - Korean. - They occupied. - Occupied. - They're mean. - 40 years. - They're mean. - No, 37 years. - Yeah, 37 years, yeah. - Oh, very mean. - You know what dad told me once? - We couldn't eat because they took all our rice together. - You don't take the rice. You don't take the rice. - Yeah, that's why we, you know-- - Take everything. - We leave the rice. - We leave the rice here. - That's why it's so short. - Yeah, yeah. - Korean is the tallest one in Asia. - Yeah. - But then at during that time, we couldn't eat. - Yeah. - There's like a shrink. Then after Korean word, they grow up. So now they are kind of average. - Yeah. (laughing) - I've never been like that. - Yeah, you think I'm average? I think I'm small. - I think I'm average. - You think I'm average for being Korean? I don't think so. - I'm my family. - In your family. The Lee family remember I'm average, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're the oldest in the family? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I am. - You know, Eddie, my cousin. - You know my, my, you're a Ketidek family. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what dad said once? - Hmm? - You know what dad said once about the Japanese? - Long time ago. (laughing) Long time ago, they used to tie us a Korean by ankle with a rope. - Right. Hang us upside down. - Yeah. - I'm like, okay dad. - They took out the nails. - They took nails, right? - They took the nails, right? - And then he said. - Is that why you guys own the salons? (laughing) - Is that how it started? - It's a good question. - It's actually fair. - It's a fair question. - Yeah, it's actually maybe true. It's a fair. - And then he said, they used to thunk us in a boiling water. - Whoa. - Yeah. - So that you pop in a layer of skin, you know what I mean? And then eventually you would die, but I was eight years old when dad told me that. - And they had to like, you know, had to come from being put the, you know, experience, you know. - What? - For a Korean like a Jewish. - Oh. - Oh, the tattoo. - Oh, the tattoo. - Chemical things. - Oh, the chemical things, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But I think that the people don't, they don't know. - Yeah, it's the military, the military, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's why we had to drop a bomb on them twice. - Yeah, because I know, I know that. - He just, we dropped the bomb on them twice. - Oh, twice? - Yeah, he was Shiva and Nagasaki. - He was the one. - No, twice. - You think one would be enough. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They didn't learn. - They didn't learn. - They didn't want for again. - Yeah, yeah. - I think we did drop work. - They did the first, they did the two first. - Well, poor hobble. - They started it, they started. - They started it, those bastards, yeah. - They just started it. - They started it. - They kind of, oh, they're gonna hate me, you know. - Who? - I cannot go to Japan anymore. If you say one thing like that, - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Who can I go to Japan? - I don't know. (laughing) - Shania, any questions about my mom or no? - No. (laughing) - Well, you nervous. - Do you know what I mean? - Don't tell me I had a question. - Yeah. - Do you like Dennis Rodman? - Is that your name? - No. (laughing) - That's what I mean. - Yes, yes. - That's what I mean. - That's Dennis Rodman's mom. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Sure. - Who's that guy that knocked up your mom? - Dennis Rodman. (laughing) - He's selling out arenas all over the country doing stand-up, it's wild. - Mom, he's the biggest comedian on Earth, planet Earth. - Oh really? - Yeah, yeah. - I'm so, yeah, I don't wanna change anything. - That's okay. - Yeah, yeah. - He's really good. - What's his name? - Shane Gillis. - Shane Gillis. - Shane. - Yes, exactly. - Shane? - Shane. - Shane. - Shane Gillis. - Shane. - It's a harder than my name. - Yeah, yeah. - What's your name? - Chongja. - Chongja. - What's what I guess? (laughing) - What is it? - Chongja. - Chongja. - Hey. - Chongja. - Better remember that. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I mean, I can't feel that. - Here's what we'll do. We thank the boys so they can rest and get ready for the show and then we'll finish with the family. - Okay, great. - All right. - Thank you so much. - I love you guys. - I love you guys. - Thank you so much. - I love you guys. - All right. (singing) ♪ Welcome to bad friends, 300th episode ♪ - Today we have Jules, Rudy Jules, Juliana. ♪ And then we got my mom ♪ ♪ And Miss Lee ♪ ♪ Miss Lee's here, my mom ♪ (cheering and applause) - And wow, let's go around the room what we're grateful for. - Oh yeah, that's what we do at 300. (laughing) - All right, what do you want to say? - Yeah, what are you grateful for? - Yeah. I'm grateful for you. I really am, honestly, I am grateful for you. - Thank you. - I think that we have a good thing going here. - We got a good thing going on. - And I'm really blessed. - You are true. - Yeah, we're very blessed. - I'm also grateful for my mom still being alive. - Hell yeah. - And looking so good at 82. - That's 25 more years. - Yeah, she's a great mother. And she can still count, which is amazing. She can still count, which is amazing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's kind of you guys' thing. - Do you know the ABCs? - That's exactly. And that's what's good about that too. - Yeah. - Because she knew what I said. - She did. - She doesn't, she doesn't. - She doesn't want to share it. She wanted to brag. And so I'm grateful for my mom, you know what I mean? She has her door of the Explorer haircut, which is pretty cool. - I like it. - Yeah, it's so pretty. - Yeah. - Did you die in it? What's going on with your hair, mom? - Today we're going to be Koreans. (laughing) - I like your hair. It looks really nice. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, very nice. - Die and have a little bit of bridge. - Yeah. - Jules is growing up, you know? - Yeah. - Your hair's gotten so long too. - You long? - Are you going to keep it going? How long? Down to the floor? - Oh yeah. - You put that-- - Why? - Do you think that looks good? - It didn't go. - Maybe. - Is that a thing in Filipino culture to have really long hair? - Yeah. - Like girls always have really long hair? - Yeah. - You have like a share of thing going on. Remember share? - Check, check. - Yeah. - Remember share? (laughing) - She's not dead. Is she dead? - You remember share? - No, it's still alive. - Do you believe in love? - What? - Bono. - Bono? - He died. - Bono's alive. - No. - No. - No. - Sonny Bono. - Sonny Bono. - Remember a tree killed him? - Yeah. - A tree killed Sonny Bono. - A tree. - A tree. - He was skiing. - He was skiing and it, you know. - He had a tree. - I hit a tree. - And he died. - Which if you've ever gone skiing, it's pretty hard to do to like hit a tree and die. - Yeah. - Cause it's easier to avoid him if you've skied before. - Yeah, yeah. - Right, wasn't he like a good skier? - Crowley now. - Burn. - Burn, real burn. - Mom, I've been seeing a girl for eight months. It's never mind. - Yeah. - Not in the, she's not Korean now. - Very sweet. - She's white. - Pretty. - She's white though. - I know. - Yeah, me good care. - Oh. - Boy, you're over 50. I can't control you. - What kind of girl do you want him to be with? - I'm not gonna say it. - You're not gonna say it. - You're never gonna have one. - No, Korean girl. - I don't know what I want. - What a Korean girl. They don't like me, mom. - Yeah, they do. - You don't try. - I try all the time. - You don't try with Korean girls. - Korean girls don't like me. - He likes white girls. He doesn't go for Korean girls. - No, I like a lot of Korean girls, dude. They don't like me. - Bigoshita, they think I'm bigoshita. - What does that mean, hideous? - Ugly. - Yeah. - Bigoshita. - I got it. - What is bigoshita? - I'm bigoshita. - You just look like me. - No, no, no. I look like dad, dad was bigoshita. - No. - You're the pretty one, and mom, dad, Steve looks like you, and everyone goes, I look like dad, and dad was ugly. - He wasn't ugly. - You have your mom's-- - I'm so good. - I have your humor. - Yeah. - He has your brains and your heart and your heart, and he's got his father's body. - Oh, he knows about me. - See, I can feel it. - Steve's a lot more like dad. Steve is. - Our brother, my brother. - Daddy's a very smart man. I mean, twist the mark, you know. - Yeah, street smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like you. - I'm street smart? - No. - I know. (laughing) - I'm not. - You're a brain in my family, okay? - What? - You've got brain. - I got brain. - Good brain. - Good brain. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You respect your mom, but the good brain. - Well, yeah, that you have to do. - Yeah, I respect my mom. - You better? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do you sing, mom? I never heard you sing growing up. - Growing up? - Like sing. Do you sing? - Oh, yeah. - Don't you like me singing? - No, I wanna hear it. - I wanna hear some singing. - So I sing all by myself. Because I wanna, you know, don't forget the lyrics and Korean and English. - Will you sing? - Will you sing right now? - Raise me up. No, I'm not gonna. - Please raise me up. - Are you raising me up? - You raise me up. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Come on, come on. - I don't, I don't remember. ♪ A-do-vise ♪ ♪ A-do-vise ♪ You don't like it? - Oh yeah. (laughing) ♪ You raised me up ♪ ♪ No, no, no ♪ ♪ So I can stop you ♪ ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ ♪ When I am down and all my soul so weary ♪ ♪ When troubles come up ♪ What is the first one? - Is this by Josh Groban, the one you have over there? - Here we go, ready? ♪ You raised me up ♪ ♪ So I can stand up mountains ♪ ♪ You raised me up to a far-con stormy seas ♪ ♪ I am strong and I'm on your shoulders ♪ ♪ You raised me up to more than I can be ♪ - Yeah, thank you, bad friends, for 300 episodes. We love you. I hope we do 300 more, maybe more than that. We really appreciate the fans. We love you guys so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Thank you for being here. - Thank you for bad friends. (upbeat music) ♪ You raised me up to a far-con stormy seas ♪ ♪ You raised me up to more than I can be ♪