Shake Your Caboose

(audience cheering) - Ready? - Like shake it off, shake it off. - Sometimes like every now and then a song that like, kind of how I feel about fortune, cookies or graffiti when it's on the ground. Sometimes a song, I'll be like shake it off and then I'll be like, wow, the Taylor Swift song was right, you know? - Right on the same guys. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - What is right on the snake, guys? Is that like a poker poker poker? - I think it's like right in the money. - Like a poker. - Oh, absolutely. - Poker. - It's more of like a Tristan and Chandings, I say it. But I don't know if it's real. - Um, just shake it off. - Yeah. - Okay. - I like the taste of fortune cookies. - What are they? It's just a wafer. - I don't think so. - MD Foodie Boys, you're jacking in. - I don't think so. They kind of give tootsie roll vibes, which I do not like. - What? - It's like the tootsie roll of the cookie. - It's gonna throw away, but I like 'em. Don't you like tootsie rolls? - Yeah. - It's disgusting. - I kind of like the danger of there maybe being a razor blade in them. Maybe that was the whole thing. - Yeah. - Was there ever really a razor blade in a tootsie roll? - I don't know. - Or was it at the center of a tootsie pop? - That would be too, too much heavy lifting for the men putting the razors in the candy. 'Cause how many licks would they have to take? - Unless they were a part of the manufacturing process. In which case it's, we've got to, both someone's got to blow that case wide open. - The only one in trouble would be that owl. - One, two, three, crunch razor blade. - Bring commercials back. - One owl dead. - Bring real commercials back. - Whoa, I had a dream that I was in a workplace and I worked in an office. And that's so weird that this came full circle just now, but I was being bombarded by like people being like, oh, someone just, someone was talking, can you believe what they said about you and I and go, whoo, and then like the F of the whole office would be like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, when I was being bullied for being an owl. - Oh my God. - But I wasn't an owl. I was a man. - I wonder what that says about you and your psyche and shit like that. - Like it's not a big deal to be an owl, even if I wasn't an owl. - Maybe that there was like an owl trend. So maybe you were internalizing that. - I know, but what is the point of that? This is what I always talk about dreams. Like we could dream about whatever we want. We could be surfing, you know? - That's why it's so important to learn how to lose a dream. You could literally do whatever you want. That's why it's so important to loosen up. - Yeah. - And shake it off. - Well said. It's good to see you in the studio. - It's so good to see you in the studio. There's not much to say. You know, we were talking about-- - Let's call it. - Nah, that's good. Listen to this on 0.002 and that was an hour. Here's what I was gonna say this morning. - Yeah. - I'm talking about, 'cause we're recording twice this week, 'cause I'm going overseas next week. - Hello. - Hello, I'm serving overseas next week. So. - I'm serving con overseas. (laughing) - That's so stupid. - That is so stupid. - It's so dumb. - I do wanna end it. - I do wanna end it. - End it all or some? - Both. - Okay. Let's start with some and then we'll be ending it all. - Okay. - Now, we were talking about maybe having a guest on where we were just exploring, we were noodling on options for guests and then we kinda said, maybe we pull man off the street for a guest and I don't know if I'm supposed to expose or behind the scenes thought processes, but I will because I ran into a woman on the street today. I walked down, the waves were huge and there's just, there's just storm coming into this, our side of the woods. And the waves were huge, so I went down to check them out and I'm walking back and this woman walks, is be lining towards me. Little old woman. She could be stuffed and sitting on a shelf, she's that size. She comes up to me and she goes, and I'm gonna try to remember the word. As soon as she walked away, I'm like, what did she just say? And it was very, she was well said and it was enunciated. She said, "I am aligned with the power of God's life, smiling." And I go, light, did I say life? - Yeah. - "I am aligned with the power of God's life." - You mean light? - "I am aligned with the power of God's light." And I go, "Oh my gosh, that's awesome." - I bet she's quaker. - Okay, well, I was like, that's so cool that I got chosen. She's going, pinballing off of everybody, telling everybody this. You know what's cool is I was like willing to have a comment, 'cause I was like, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, little lady, but I would love to hear more, you know? 'Cause it wasn't aggressive at all. And then I realized like sometimes I'm like, cool to hang out with. I could have a conversation with her. - I, you know, I don't prefer talking to most people, especially those that I don't know. But there is a very small group of people that are just so out there that it's like, I don't have to worry. I don't have to be on high alert. I don't have to think about what I'm saying next. Like they've got it covered. - Yeah. - And it sounds like that's the kind of person that I could fuck with. - Well, it seemed she knew her way around. I'm gonna go again tomorrow and see if I can catch her with a minute. - Yeah, be on high alert. 'Cause you're always meeting these types of people. Ask one to come on the pod next time you meet one. - I will ask her. - Yeah. - Anyone that is like this. - There's so many. - I wish I could go have that woman from the bookstore. - Yeah. - But I haven't seen her. - No. Yeah, right when I moved to L.A., I had one dude, one gentleman. I drove down south for something and I was driving back up and I got a coffee. And he came up to me and goes, "You wanna get a slice of pizza?" And I go, "Yeah." And so we went down and we sat and we got a slice of pizza. - Pay for it for both of yours. - No, he paid for it and he got me two sizes. 'Cause I was so hungry. - He was a date? - Yeah. (laughing) Now I do looking back, kind of 50/50. - What kind of person was he like age wise and like? - 60, something, yeah. I'm gonna put, we have a selfie on my phone. - Would love to see it. - I will send it in and I'll put it up. I looked really different, so just heads up. - I'll always say that and it's just like never true. This one's like bad. This was back when I was getting haircuts, it was like right out of college. I was still like, haircuts are such an insane expense that actually made more sense for me to shave my head so I could go further in between haircuts. So you could see my scalp on the sides of my head. It was very, it was past the point where I should be using macamore as a reference for my haircuts, but it actually made sense if I wanted to stretch out the time in between haircuts. - Speaking of just like the way you look, there's a new doppelganger of you, did you see? No, this is a good one, but it's not, it's actually completely abnormal how many you have. But look at this one. I was literally like, when did, when did Phibby get married? - Whoa, who is that? - Some guy. - Wait, okay, so side profile. - That is you. - Side profile, yes. I need to see the front, the full frontal, because that's what always gets me. You know, like I understand a side profile, but that is, that's on candy. - And he's hot, you can tell. - I don't know, I need to see the front. - Oh, he's probably not tied 'cause this is from a wedding photographer. - Well, let's go to his, well, his ears on it. - Well, that's, whoa. - Is that not alarming? - No, that, yeah. - I thought that was photoshop. - Yeah, that, that really. - But I wonder what it means, like about, like from a universe perspective, that you have so many. You know, I bet it means something about like, you in a past life, or like where you're going, or just like, energy to have so many doppels. - I feel like it's 'cause I don't have that many defining features. - You have so, you are, it doesn't make any sense because you do have so many defining features. - What is the, what is the defining feature of mine? - It doesn't matter. All of them. I would walk down the street and, or most people recognize you. You're very recognizable. - That is weird 'cause I will have glasses in the hat on, or be in, like, - Yeah, very, it's like that is comfortable. - New Orleans and someone else. But like, that's, this is weird. This one's a weird one. - Yeah, that's not normal. - I wanna show you when I got. Sometimes like, how did you lose your phone when you're sitting in a chair and you haven't moved? - No, the Callie Clarksons have deep crevices. - Their crevices run deep. - In the bonus, we can lift up the cushions. I bet there's so much stuff under there. - Oh my gosh, I just opened my phone to something that. - Don't. - Wait, I say, didn't my book marks? No, it's a game. Why do you have so many buttons? What are you doing with all these buttons? Yeah, okay, hang on. Yeah, yeah, new doppel I should make an album so I can Okay, obviously I can't find it. Okay. Bye Bye See you next week. Yeah Well, no, I can't find it. Well, that's crazy. Why did this come up? Because you were talking about the way you look at I said speaking of the your face. Oh, here's the husband. Good job, Izzy Yeah That's you. I mean, I see it. Wow, he's from everywhere. Hold on. Let's can we Google maybe that's part of it go go brighten God-free. Well, we don't need to say we I don't even know. I don't know which he's saying is first and last on the He's an unavailable. Oh, yes Me and my bald head. Oh wait, are there more? Or is he or he's hacked? Oh, I bet she has to oh here we go Okay, yeah, I get see it. It's more so from the side and from the other side. Yeah Oh, from that one a little Hmm Yeah, that one what that looks like they do from the office Dwight? No, the tall one that comes in late. Oh Gabe Gabe Yeah, that's like you and Gabe had a baby. That looks like Zach Woods. You and Gabe had a baby. I like those neck those things on your neck for the bride a Collar no, it's not a collar. It's like a little scarf You want to talk about stuff? Yeah, I have so many things in my Hobanichi, but it's just tough because like I don't think that you would Find any of them interesting, which is hard. Well, what's good about me is that like I can ask questions and I can learn okay I am obsessed with somber Yeah, what was that about did you meet him? No, it's just like it's been happening slowly at all and all at once Okay, like it started with that. I don't want to get on dressed for a new person all over again eyes of my lover in the child Yeah, still Still, I don't think the lyrics are right there. No, they're I'm I don't I can't remember them I don't I don't think it dress and for someone I don't want to get dressed for someone else in the eyes of a child I don't either listen man. I don't know the exact lyrics, but I know that I love them. I don't understand what I was saying. Yeah But they're just it's not even the lyrics themselves that I'm obsessed with it's the fact that like he is a little like he's He was like sex when he wrote them Which like there's this like I'm really moved by this like deep dark like young man He was six when he wrote the song not actually six, but like he's 20 right now. Okay, so That was written what probably a while ago. He's 20 right now 20 round down a few years six He's born in 2005 That's awesome. That's just like it's just is really I'm finding it amazing That he did that at such a young age and then he keeps he keeps amazing me his new song Home record, you know, I think that Milo got you. I think the Milo Took you to your love for somber. I think that was the egg that hatched. No, I've always been loving somber Okay, slowly but surely I've spoken about him a few times now. He's come up Then I watched the music video because Milo is in it. So I wanted to watch it. Uh-huh, and it somber just he's really he captivates me He capsized me. Yeah, he captivates me and so I've been listening to a lot of somber That's amazing. Yeah, I really like him Um, I wish as a friend he he was just he's been doing like He's getting into that group of like YouTube people like Quinn Blackwell that whole yeah She was in the music video too. Oh, maybe that was yeah, I think that's so they probably swapped they did a pod swap Yeah, and then he joined uh her on her youtube series Which I want to I've never heard him talk Somb no, you might like it really he's just a boy. He has the name of an app Well somber's not on his birth certificate. Oh I was like I know he was born in 2005 because he sounds like an app That for like his parents and not name him somber somber is an app that wakes you up when you need to take your medication Here's a fun game just from looking at him. What do you think his name is Um, give me a second Let's can we pull up a picture? Also like he I think he's like six six or six seven Oh, he's he'll he will be one more saw soon um Hmm his name What is his name Rex no not roti Rex maybe uh Ray writer writer writer writer no riker riker. Yeah, okay Do we know the answer is riker name? Yeah Somber's name is drumroll. Please Shane Shane Shane Michael Boose Okay, that wouldn't have been oh my caboose Shake my caboose That's what we're doing in somber's music Well, yeah, if we ever meet him let's be like your name sounds like shake our caboose You make how old he will he will love that he will love it he will love it I really like him July 5th 2005 and in white absolutely he blends pop ult rock and rnb 100% Often focusing on themes of love and heartbreak self-taught he says self-taught that's what moves me here That is sweet anyway. I'm loving somber. What does it mean to be self-taught as like an artist because like I sing Um, it says he's a self-taught producer So like okay, but also I get you know sometimes I get confused about producer because there's a lot of different types of producers. Yeah Like we've got Izzy who's like all hands-on And then sometimes there's producers who like aren't really there and they just contribute financially right So I don't know how somber produces overseas creation. I could ask him recording Dining in it. Yeah, we'd love to have you on of Shane Don't call him Shane. Why? I don't know. He doesn't he goes by somber. Okay I haven't talked I don't know what he prefers you might prefer Shane. Well, I don't I would it I that's it. That one we have to cut out that I don't even like I didn't even eat anything today like I don't know How much gas is just existing in my body on a day-to-day thing? I'm like you Connor I don't you act like it is the strangest thing in the world that you're burping after chucking 16 sparkly water This is still but you just checked that that one. I didn't jug You just drank it. Sparkling water makes you burp period on god no cow Okay, then I need to stop drinking sparkling water But that's somewhere I got on my own and not with any feedback from people that watch or listen Thank you Because I just know that I'm not taking feedback unless it's positive Thank you That being said, I'm as gashous as a small star cute. I like that Early stages of my career as a star because I'm just little gashes, but It's coming up with it I love that oh god Do you want to talk about the Super Bowl? Yeah, I mean there's nothing to say the Super Bowl was amazing I'm a Patriots fan Their performance was whack city was a whack job But the game itself was amazing um We were busy busy busy out there. I mean flagging that you were there. I was at the Super Bowl Yeah, but I said that last week that I was going into Super Bowl right And it was so much fun like Seriously that was There were so many people there that like yeah, I had I had like friends there so you were right up at the front Of what the Super Bowl. Yeah, we had amazing seats um It was it was really cool and San Francisco is one of my favorite cities on our So That was cool. I've never been Where have you been? Yeah I've been to a lot of states on the east coast. Yeah, actually can tell you exactly where I've been. Okay. East Coast states Florida, California Denver once for what? uh nanny-ing You went to dinner to What did in for this? Yeah, she would happens when I'm off my sparkling for the summer. I started stuttering Um you were in the Denver Denver Denver Alabama for my superstitious wedding that was fun and Arizona And I think we can call that a wash Chicago when I'm oh, I drove no, no, no, no, I drove here from Philly So Ohio and Nebraska Iowa Salt Lake. Yeah Shit like that Vegas. So I've been a few places, but I've not really been into the middle I've never been in Texas That is crazy that was - It would be something of interest. We should go for like South by Southwest. - I will be in a lot of more places shortly. - Mm-hmm. - Wink. - Wink. - On God. - Yes. Well, how exciting. No, okay, so the Super Bowl was fun. I had a great, I made a lot of new friends. Obviously, I know that you, I know what you want to talk about, so just-- - Well, I'm just like, let me, I want to paint you as a scenario. What's something you really love? - This is 40. - Oh, okay. Imagine I am hanging out with Leslie Mann. And you have to hear about it on Instagram when I post a solo photo of me and Leslie Mann. - You don't like it when I text you and be like, "Guess where I am." - What would ever give you that impression that I don't like, that I wouldn't want to hear that? - Your response, and there's a lot of periods. - Yeah, but that's the way I talk. Like, oh nice. - Like, I'm like-- - Oh, well, it's hard for me to read tone and attack. - No, like that's me being like happy for you, but it should be me, and I love you. - Yeah, this is my new best friend. - I mean, let's put this out on the table. Connor was hanging with Kip from Heated, rivalry, Robbie. And I have to find out on Instagram. - I call him Rob. - Okay, this is it, thank you. - I didn't know you were such a fan of Robbie. - Well, he's in Heated, rivalry. - Yeah, I thought that you, I didn't know that he was in-- - Sure. - You're a trifactor. - I will say, like, in your defense, like, I'm totally a Shane and an Elia girl. - Yeah, so that was not my intention. I didn't know that, like, 'cause you have a shirt of Shane, and-- - Sure. - Like, just under the shirt of Elliot, like-- - Sure. - No, I mean, yeah, I mean, the guy is pretty big part in my favorite show. So it was good to see all together. It always is when you and Robbie get together, it's frickin' fireworks. - It's crazy when we do. Also, Nadine was there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes she is. - And she's one of my favorite people that I've ever met in my life. - It was just very, it was really, really great. And it was kind of, like, adult summer camp. Like, we went with Abercrombie and Fitch. And it was, like, the coolest thing we went hiking. We had dinner together every night, and then we'd, like, went to the football game. And it was just fantastic. We had so much fun. Sierra, who is also, like, my new family member. - And then Henry. - Does Robbie live here? - He's Canadian, no, he lives in-- - Oh, so he's not in the area? - No. - Oh, I was gonna say, if we're desperate for a guest. - Is he wet? - On Friday, it seems like Rob. It seems like Rob, as you call him. - Rob has a crazy schedule. - I bet. You would know. - What about West? - He was there too. I mean, just, like, so cool to see so many people in my network just at the Super Bowl working. Like, everyone had, like, West was doing commentary on, like, on sports stuff. He was on, he had 70, I'm called times every day to be on, like, NBC to, like, help stream and talk people through, like, the pre-game stuff. And I was like, that is so cool. - That's cool. - Like, everyone's, like, doing real medium stuff. And it's not as much, like, posting TikToks and things. It's, like, you're doing things. It's cool. - That is cool. - It was, it was very cool. I'm trying to think about-- Oh, I'm trying to think of any other, like, things that people would care about that we did. So one evening, we went out to supper. And I don't know if you know Central C. He's a rapper. - Oh, Central, talking about Central C? - Yeah. - I don't know. - He was in line that six was people. How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay. - Oh, I do know-- - Yeah, I see that guy that's what I was going to say. This young man is there, very soft-spoken. But I do see him with a floster in his mouth. And I go, it's like, shut up. I go, see, I have a floster in my wallet that I use every day. And he goes, the same one. I go, well, yeah, I haven't changed it in a couple of days. I go, but look. And it's just just disgusting floster. And he goes, all right. Like, that was kind of the end of the first part. And then I was like, oh, okay, well, that's not-- That wasn't my ideal thing. But also, like, he's so cool that he might have actually really enjoyed that. - You know what? I thought you were chasing the high of giving MGG a button. - Well, I was just trying to talk. - Exactly. - No, I mean, it definitely-- - It looked like a make-o-ish kid. - Yeah. - Like, I know all the same. I say all the time. But like, this was truly like, who is, why is he here? I don't know if you saw the hat I was wearing. It definitely looked like I-- - You missed 100% of the shots, you know? - Right. And it's kind of one of those things where like, you know, I'm a fan of this young man. And whenever, and I see him later in the evening, and he has it in his mouth, and I had mine in my mouth because I was actively flossing. I think he was just sucking on his. But I go, hey, and we weren't next to each other. Like, we're basically from here to this camera here. And I go, hey, and he goes. And then he pulls his beanie over his eyes at the clearb. So, yeah, I mean, that's probably my last time I'll talk to him, but it wasn't horrible. I mean, I had worse interactions. - Yeah. - Like several times. So this is like, yeah, I don't think he ever needs to see me again, but just fine, but I feel fine about it. - Yeah. Other new friends, we talked to Robert Erwin. He's exactly who you think he is. - That's awesome when people are exactly who you think they are. - Yeah. - I'm trying to think of any of that. - Wow, you really hit some of my bucket list people. - Yeah, it was just, and everyone should be friendly. - Rob, Rob, and Central C. - Anyways, I will say being around that many athletes, which we were, for a lot of it, just like players from other teams that weren't obviously in the Super Bowl, they are not very interested in talking to people that aren't, boobs, that don't have boobs. - Yeah. That's so interesting. I haven't been around that energy. Like sometimes I forget that there are men that like boobs and stuff like that. Like I just, that's not anything that I've been around for like a really long time. Just like that, like alpha male like boobs. - See, I haven't been around people that don't want to, don't want to at least throw a bone for a conversation. I walked up to one athlete that I'm a fan of, and I was like completely sitting, standing by myself, kind of looking at the ground. And I felt a little bit bad, and I also wasn't doing anything. I was like, "Hey man, what's up?" I'm cornered, and he goes, "Nice." I've never seen someone walk away while they're giving a handshake. That was the first for me. - Do you think that they're rude or socially awkward? - I think, I think socially awkward. - I think their social circles are probably really limited. - Yeah, I think that they are awkward. And I don't think that they have a ton of experiences talking with people when it's not about sports, football or something. - Yeah, I think so. I think they probably don't have this maybe like social skill. - Yeah, and my question is always who's gonna be wins the last time you're on a ladder. You know, like I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna ask you about how's your hamstring. You know, I'm just not in my, not in my lexicon. - Yeah. How was seeing the halftime show in person? - Very high energy, he was facing the other way. So I was watching it on the screen. - Yeah. - But it was cool. And like a lot of people were like full blown new every word that the song sounded like, I thought it was like the speaker to know it was people's like singing. So that was cool. I obviously don't know. I know this song's like I listened to a lot of bad money and I requested it at a lot of the clubs. But like, I just realized I didn't know any of the words. So I was like, oh! - I was so surprised because you know me, I have pretty like poor taste in music. And I don't listen to a lot of mainstream people besides somber. So I really haven't like tuned into a Super Bowl like halftime show like excitedly and like probably since Beyoncé. And I was like, I was moved to tears by bad money. I don't speak, I took French in high school. Like I don't even remotely speak Spanish. And I felt as though it transcended language. - It was very clear. - To me. - I understood everything he was saying. - Okay, that's awesome. - Yeah, in a way. - I really, I was, I loved it. I was very moved. - No, I actually didn't see it 'cause I was watching the other halftime show. - Oh, turning point. - Yeah. - Oh, fabulous. - Yes. It was just kind of like, I've, I wanna just pop in and see what's going on over there. - I'm so stupid for so many reasons, but the first being that I thought it was Chris Rock performing. (laughing) - And I was like, I did not know that guy was Maga. Like that's a shame. That is a damn shame. And then I saw a photo of the true perpetrator. Not Chris Rock, Chris Rock marked completely and not really safe. - You're looking at this guy. I'm just like, okay, you guys have fun. - It's like extremely embarrassing. embarrassing for all of those involved and not even wishing you well. Love it, though. Oh, God. I just, I don't know. But no, it was very, it was very fun. And it was like very theatrical. I thought that the, no one's really talking about like the setup of the whole stage. It was like so cool. And they got it out so quickly. The casino was out there. There's so many people in the casino. And then right after the halftime show and Lady Gaga coming out, I was like, wait, hang on. Like I was, I was kind of just like kind of popping around. And then she came out and I locked that. It was like, whoa, this is really cool. Meeting of the minds. And then I'm going to move on to view something to say. I would say, no, I just recently when I was watching Lady Gaga remembered, do you remember when I like met her and took that photo or the LG event? I've had forgotten about that. But the LG event. Yeah. Lady Gaga. Oh, no, I was thinking LGBT. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. It's one of the funniest pictures. I'm saying that she really like has always felt at home in our community. Oh, absolutely. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being. No, that was an acon song. Yeah. Actually, I like that outfit of mine. I let yeah, you don't know. I was going to say I like that outfit hers. I can't see it because it's so dark. Yeah. Okay. I feel good to move on. Okay. Well, what nobody else saw was that there's a streak or right after the. Oh, nobody else did see that. Yeah. Um, which is crazy. They have so much control over that because it's like, why would you not? You wasn't naked. He just had his shirt off. But my thought was immediately like, I shouldn't even see this. It's like, I can see it. My thought because I didn't know it was happening. I couldn't see right at first and everyone started screaming. I was thinking terrorist attack. That's scary. Yeah. Um, but I am always thinking terrorist attack. There is not. I don't think there's a day goes by that I'm not like. I have a new fear of just like everything being a sleeper cell. Can we struggle back on sleeper cell? Yeah. Because I think that the guy that jumped down there had a lot of money that there would be a striker and we are getting towards the end of the game and he bet on that and there wasn't a striker. And I think it may actually have been worth it for him to streak to be the striker. Oh, okay. That was my thought process. Okay. But that was kind of my Super Bowl experience. It was weird being being at a game and that you're you kind of have you're kind of a fan of one of the teams and they just didn't perform at all. And it was just kind of like they had not won the Super Bowl. No, that evening. No, they actually got demolished and squashed. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's only up from here or down, whatever's easiest. But we had great. We had we had a beers and big plastic cups, which is my favorite thing to do at a at a in a arena stadium type situation. And then I got a hot dog on the street from like a vendor. That's exciting. Yeah. That was great. I'm glad you had a good time. And then we took this like shuttle bus home and we we sang the whole way home we did karaoke and everyone went around. I think Robbie can sing, can he? He gave the performance of a lifetime. Wow. It was so fun. Everyone was just in such high spirits. I think because we had gotten out a little bit before the huge crowds. We weren't in traffic leaving the Super Bowl. Oh, it was awesome. And then we just went home and then that was the end of the weekend. It was really great. I had a hard time getting to the airport on Sunday because the. Wait, where was it? San Francisco. San Francisco. Francisco. It's one of the best cities on earth. I'm serious. I can't wait to go. A lot of people have a bad view of San Francisco because they've seen parts of it. But like it is gorgeous. We went on a hike the first day we got there and I was like, I'm confused why this is not talked about. In terms of like we talk about Los Angeles. We talk about New York City. I'm sure like people are talking about San Francisco. Not in a positive way. I feel like I've mostly heard good things. Yeah. I had not. It was very, very fun. Let me think of. Okay, so I don't know if you watched any Super Bowl ads. Obviously mine and Dylan's came out. Everyone was looking around for the Doritos ad. We did the Doritos ad. Did you see that I did an ad amplifying your voice? When? During the Super Bowl. Where is it? On TikTok. Oh, I can't open TikTok. My ad is important to amplify white men's voices. So I had to. Finally. Finally. This was my ad. Okay, it's also doing really well. Because they boosted it to the high heaven. Oh my god. This is actually scary. Apparently I'd made a sign with my hand by accident of like the universal help sign in this ad. And everyone's commenting like, please help her. Isn't it this thing? Well, I'm confused because they're talking about the like this peace sign that I made. Oh, but. That kind of. That's kind of like the universal peace. Apparently there's the way my thumb is positioned. Okay. I'm asking for help. But yeah, it was an honor to be just a small part of this. Right. My favorite thing are all the people that are saying, I have no idea who these people are. And it's like. I haven't seen that. Do you know everyone? I haven't seen people like that. How many commercials that weren't like a list celebrities? Did you know every single person in the. In the commercial? Right. So that was really. To speak and look at their own name. I need to flag something. Okay. It was brought to my attention that Dylan posted several stories in slow-mo. Where you could see, at all, before or after the rip in your pants. Before? And just to clarify, before you ripped your pants, you were not wearing panties. No, I was wearing shorts that were like a bathing suit style short. And so I don't typically put a layer underneath those. What have we spoken about? I didn't know I was going to be doing a high. When you shoot a commercial. Doesn't matter if you think you're going to be doing a high kick or not. When you shoot a commercial, you need to put your panties on. I've learned my lesson. It's been now. It's been now twice. Both with three news. Thank you. That I will be moving forward with undergarments on every commercial shoot that I'm on. I'll believe it when I see it. And in meetings as well. Meetings? Sorry for another day. Sorry for offline. Okay. I don't know if you. Did you see that? Did you catch it? Oh, Brooke. No. Hard to miss. No way. Did you? Hard to miss. Why don't you text me? I thought you knew. Dylan had to delete the story. I thought you knew. And he didn't text me. Did you text him? Or was it just like a lot of responses being like, hi. It was a lot of all caps. This is not safe for work. Yeah. Oh my god. Who cares? We all have them. Yeah, but all of y'all aren't looking at me like in the face. It was like there's a snake in my boot. I feel as if you just on account of the way that you don't wear underwear, the way you sit. Okay, I'm not wearing underwear today. Everything about you. Yeah. I feel like you're due for like a flashing at some point in your life. Like you might accidentally flash and this is you getting what? No, I feel like this is the warmup. No, this is a warning. I feel like you're warming up. I feel like you're just getting started. No, no. This was this was turning point USA. I'm putting underwear on. No, I feel like you're just getting started. Tell us about your golden bone hydroflask. What do you mean? I don't know what you mean. So you've lied to me. What? You told me in a few different bonuses. Remember we spoke about go go crazy bones? Yeah. You said you had the golden bone. If you actually had the golden bone, you would know what I'm talking about when I say you've the golden bone hydro. That was one of the golden bones. I was eight. You would remember if you had the golden bone. I had the you would remember Brooke. I don't care how old you were. I don't have the number of my childhood neighbor. I don't have his number. I don't either. And if I reach out to him 20 years later, two decades were talking and say, Hey, can you convince my podcast co-host that I had the golden bone, he's gonna block my number. I'm not asking you to do that. How would I say if you actually had the golden bone, you would know what I'm talking about when I referenced golden bone. I know what you're talking about when you reference a golden bone. No, you don't because you just said, what do you mean when you're saying golden bone? Well, it could have meant anything. It couldn't have. There was several because I had one and two people. I know I had one. No, only five ever made. Okay. We have to move on. Did you see any other commercials at you? Yes. What? Duncan one. Walk me through that because I didn't get seen any commercial. Oh, my God. It was like all of them, like major sitcom stars from the 90s. It was both Ben Affleck and then Jason Alexander as like he was I don't know if he was being George, but it was Jason Alexander, Matt LeBlanc, Carlton, cheers, Erkel. It was just like all of the major players, Jennifer Aniston popped in at the end and they were all AI. They were all AI to look like they did in the 90s and it freaked me out. Yeah, that's yeah, I'm sure it freaked a lot of people. Well, I was confused. I thought I didn't realize until Jen. I thought they were just like heavily wearing a lot of makeup and then with Jen, I was like, I don't know, Jen something. Oh, no, Jen really looks like I see. I don't know if they I them because because the guy on the right, I forget his name, which is them on the right. Matt LeBlanc. Matt LeBlanc looks old. He doesn't look like he did on friends. That's an old man. Ben Affleck looks young, but look at Jen. And she doesn't look like friends to me. She, but she doesn't look like she does now because she's gotten a lot of work. I think it, I think it would, I think it's less AI. I think it's more filter. That's not makeup though. That is either like, but like isn't a filter AI? No one knows what a filter is, but I don't think that it's AI. It's a, it's a, it's a man made effect. It's just an effect made by man. No, I mean, we're walking in a gray area. All right. Now we need to get back to the black and white or we could just recognize that. It's just like, I just think I don't think that I think that she, she was altered by a computer. She didn't have, okay, this is just like a man commenting on a woman's forehead right now, but she didn't have any lines in her forehead and threatens. Did she? Aging is a blessing. It doesn't look like this now. Like that's not her face anymore. What can we do a side by side of her face? That is not her current face. I know. I think it's, I think it's a filter. Tom, Jennifer, Anna. So scary. Um, yeah, she looks exactly the same. She looks entirely different. Look at her from friends and look at, to me, very different. I mean, to me, the essentially the same, that's older. Yes, of course it's older. Of course, it's older. That the current photo of her there is old, so it's not current. But I think there was some sort of AI of play. I do. I don't think there was AI. I think that people made as much of an effort besides Fedka as they could to, to avoid AI claims. Maybe I don't know what AI is. AI was what's Fedka did when they just did like full blown tight then a prompt to like a generator and it just popped out like a commercial for Fedka. And it was those like robot people. And it was really weird. There's no way that moves the needle that's Fedka, right? Like it's just the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. I think Fedka's like to side the race. I said, she's just, I don't get it. Like did I miss it? Like, and this was in every single like ads played today. This is making history is the first ever all AI had great. And it's bad. AI doesn't like a lot of really incredible stuff. Like maybe I don't agree with it. But like it's doing cooler stuff than look at this. I am legend. Ask commercial. Specum might be at the point, or it's like they need like so much support that it's like bad price is good price for that. I guess we're talking about Fedka right now. Exactly. It's making me it's making me look. Yeah. Um, did she the nerds one? No, I only saw the friends one. Duncan. Oh, um, nerds had one and it had, um, Andy Cohen on it. And everyone was like, this is so fucking weird that they'd have Jeffrey Epstein like look on a commercial with all these like little baby blobs. This is so weird. Like it was just, I had tears in my eyes reading through. They think Andy Cohen is Jeffrey Epstein or Sodom? I love it. I love nerds, gummy clusters so much nerds being like just like you only bigger and with a with a Jeffrey Epstein look alike. He does look like him. I'm just realizing Jeff. Yeah. I love Andy though. That this was Epstein nice try. Yeah. Every every single person. Yeah. That's tough. I mean, that's tough. That is tough. That's not an ideal look alike for sure. They do. They do. That's tough. I mean, maybe that was a good call out. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it like a little like a candy with like, and Andy kind of does look like Jeffrey Epstein. Like maybe that was like, maybe that would have been a good like thing to review before. But that's a, it wouldn't be fair for Andy not to get opportunities because he looks like someone. No, I'm saying that opportunities with like maybe Cologne and not maybe like candy. Why not? Why not candy? Because he looks like Jeffrey Epstein kind of. But what does candy have to do with Jeffrey Epstein? Halloween, trick or treat, kids. I don't know. I feel like you could do it. And if you link anything back to kids. Not like Gillette fusion razors, you know, like razor blades in your touchy rolls. Oh. Okay. Let me think. We could play this toyota. We could play this toyota toyota. Play this game all day, but we should. We don't mean to. Ford. We don't need to. Ford. Four years old. So Tom. Okay. Connor, Connor, Connor, Connor, Connor. Beer. A, B, A, B, C, D alphabet. But you can also do that with every letter. Okay. All right. We got to clip that. That was really fun. Do you think it was appropriate? Yes. Okay. Moving on. I have more stuff. Me too. Okay. Well, I mean, again, it's I watched a TV show. It's in hers. Have you seen it? No. It's a big one. I think a lot of people are watching. It's known for like being like at least a general consensus that I've heard your head now. Should I keep talking? Yeah. The general consensus is that it was not a good show, but the last episode ever almost like what the fuck? Like you guys need to watch this just to get to the last episode because it's like, so what the fuck? And so I watched to confirm who's in it? That I don't know his name. Okay. What's, what's the main guy's name? Is he? Do you know? John? John, for it's, it's, it's, I don't, I don't think anyone that you wouldn't know was in it. But what isn't hers? But I will say that like when I got to the end, I was like, yeah, that is definitely John Bernthal. It was definitely something. Oh. Yeah. It's only like six episodes. And it's like one of those like classic like thriller, mini series. Okay. Cool. Yeah. Who done it? I'll look into it. And it's definitely, it's very entertaining. Like during the end, like when the like plot twist or whatever was revealed, it was one of the situations where it was more like a verbal like now. Nah. Not going to happen. Two Australian spouses, one detective and another, a news reporter, vie to solve a murder in which each believes the other is a prime suspect. I wouldn't say that. This is interesting because Google, I think this is AI. This is where why AI is bad. That's not what it's about. That's from Google users, though. That's not, but I think that's AI capturing everything and summarizing it. You know, it's so interesting. I was actually thinking about this today because I read this article that's being like hocked all over my Twitter. And it's like this huge thing that this guy posted about like, he's kind of like a whistleblower for AI and he's like working on it. And I'm always interested when the people that work on things are like warning us about the things that they're working on, like flappy bird. At example, but he's like, oh, like we're in the period of like no return. It's like threat. There's like, it's like threatening to black male. When and kill the people that are running the program when they see they're going to unplug it and stuff. And I'm just like, why did AI have to be evil? Like, why is the outcome of everything that we're working on right now bad? Well, it sucks because some AI things are good, like the talking foods that tell you how to use them. Right. But it's too powerful. And Pat with great power comes great responsibility, and it usually falls into the wrong hands. Just so well said, you've been really well said today. Thank you. Appreciate it. Yeah, we need to regulate it, but what's that going to do? Everything recently has been just like, we made an amazing advancement. And we're using it to make bombs. And then this dude that just solved pancreatic cancer. Did you see he cured it? He's up for the Nobel Peace Prize, but he doesn't have funding. He's doing a go fund me. No, yes, no. Yes, he's doing a go fund me. And pancreatic cancer is like, you die. Like, like, one of the most lethal. Yeah. So he cured it. And you know what's so funny? This is how you know the internet is just like not a good place. People are still like on his comments being like bullying him. Like someone's got ever. Everyone's got some shit to say. Everyone's got shit to say. And most people shouldn't. He's up for the Nobel Peace Prize, though. That's good. I'm glad. I haven't seen anything about that, which is probably, we should probably cut that. No, no, no. Because like, I should be seeing stuff like that. I'm on like a really interesting place. I'm also on another, another AI thing that I was like, this is crazy is, did you see, did you see all these commercials that ring came out with like an opt in, they did a commercial about losing your dog. And about how ring cameras now have a technology where if you lose your job, it pings all of the ring cameras in your neighborhood to use AI to locate your dog, you upload a picture of your dog. And then it like recognizes and submits it and like helps you get reconnect. Well, no, that's like, Oh, bad. It's bad. That's what I know. Well, they just like they, I guess like the, and I'm just reading responses here, but I guess the whole thing was like, this is surveillance state. Oh, yeah. Because now AI can be, if you opt into this thing and probably not if you opt into it as well, you can, it, it's just looking at that. I hope I'm not coming up as conspiracy theorist, but like it is you, it's recognizing faces. It's reporting why can you do all that, but it took them so long to recover the footage of Savannah got three moms. What's going on with that? It is the most insane real life story that I have ever consumed. Okay. So it is so upset, deeply upsetting and just wild. Good morning, America, right? Yes. You know, I got confused. USA Today and today show, but I think it's today show. So she, her mother was abducted from her home in Tucson, Arizona, abducted by a masked man. A ransom situation? It is, but I'm also kind of confused because they asked for money, right? It's also not clear if like the person asking for money is actually the person that abducted her. I think it's more of a like a statement than it is like they want money, which is why they went for somebody with such close ties to the news, like they're making some sort of statement which is really scary. I don't know. Why is it unclear? I don't know. It's weird when there's not a motive because it's like, let us know what you need from us, you know? So yeah, I mean, they're offering like millions for her return and she's still missing. So it's really sad and scary and I'm really praying that she comes home soon, but no. That's not fun. No, it's like going on two weeks now. Yeah, I saw the pictures last night from Ring. So scary. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying like why like did it take that long? Like Ring is so technologically advanced that we're doing full surveillance, but it takes that long to get buried footage. It's good question. I don't know. I can't answer that. Thanks. I did see someone comment. You know what Grock is right on like Twitter? The robot? Yeah. Someone was like at Grock, use AI to remove the mask and show us who this is and I was like, "What?" Like, how would that work? I bet that person thought they just cracked the case wide open. No, they're like, "If no one else is going to do it. " "If no one else is going to ask, let me be the one." Grock, like, "What are we doing here? Like, this is taking so long. Grock remove the mask." This is. Isn't it funny? A mask that you can get to go skiing at the store is just enough to be like, you could do whatever you want and not get caught? Yeah. And you never know. Like, if you're a person on the other side of that register when someone's buying a mask, like, you don't know if it's going to be used for good or evil. You have to ask, "What will you be using this mask for today?" What are you going to do? Where are you going to put this on at? Skiing. We have a surprise birthday party. Who? I keep getting chills. No. Stop. Thinking of that stuff. No, you don't get chills. You're so sexy. There's a new game, "Crossplay." It's like where it's with friends. You're familiar? Or you have to say that? No, I have something to say. It's like where it's with friends, but through the New York Times app, it's ruining my life. Like, it's all I do and it feels like work because it's like a puzzle and, you know, uses brain power. Yeah. So, it's just like been so horrible for my screen time. I've got, like, 16 games going at once. I've got six with cat, four with Marshall, two with Miles, 18 with Soty. And it's just a full-time fucking job, man. Hey. It is a full-time job. Okay. What were you going to say? Oh my gosh. Did you see the dude at the Olympics who, like, won bronze? Oh my god. The one that announced, just started sobbing. I was like, did she do it on my girlfriend? I want to be, make one thing very clear. She did it on my girlfriend. I mean, the group chat's going berserk. There should be a man who ain't broke so hard with that. What the hell? Different language. Oh. And we can. That sort. That was my first award with all that. Oh, yeah, I've got a smile, you know, with my photo. Oh, wait. We should be saying what he's saying. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Hang on. Sorry, y'all. Okay. He just. He didn't miss anything yet. He's saying it's great. It's my first. It's my first medal. He won bronze. And then you can kind of see the water works start to bubble up. Well, he's trying to force him out, for sure. No, I think he's like, do I. Am I going to do this right here? No, I think he's calculated. Oh, really? Yeah. I think this is a pathetic act of like, I'm going to put it all out on the line. Now, it could be manipulative depending on how you're looking at it. But you don't do this on the world stage. You really don't. You do, if you're like. This is a true act of desperation. Desperation. I think manipulation. Okay. I guess we'll see. Yeah, let's. It's tough because we can't understand the tone. I want to hear what she says. I want her to say something. Okay. Great day of skiing, my whole family, for supporting me. I wanted to share this with, oh, he's starting to cry, watching today. Might not be watching today. Six months ago, I met the love of my life. It was a beautiful, wonderful person in the world. Here we go. He is crying. And three months ago, I made the biggest mistake on my life, cheated on her. That's all I've been thinking about for a week, just thinking about it for the last week, did it three months ago. Been the worst week of my life. Okay. How about three months ago when you did it? So, I had a gold medal in life of, I'm sure there are many people out there, and I've seen me in a different light, but I only have eyes for her. I'm not quite sure what I want to say here now. That's good. I think you nailed it. Um, no, no, no, he said, I don't know what I want to say here now. I think you did. I'm like pretty stuck on the, like, he's not, not, he did it, he's just mad at you, upset he got caught. Yeah. Because he's just been ruminating on it for the past week, and he did it three months ago. There's no region. I don't care if he is the president. Good example. That's always like, that's always like, like, they came up yesterday, I was in a meeting and I was like, you know, like a lot of things can be transformative. Like, you look how people age, like, like, when you're the president, and they were like, and I was like, bad, it was, that was a bad example. But yeah, president is, I think it's like a hard example to have. don't care if he's an I don't have the end to that sentence. What I'm saying is I don't care what the hell he is. - What if he's a fly-pick? - No, I would use. I have a zero tolerance policy for cheating. - Yeah. To do it in the world, I don't know. I don't think he's gonna get her back. - No. - I didn't realize he was gonna time stamp everything live. - I would be so angry if someone cheated on me and then went on television to tell everyone they cheated on me. - It kind of feels like when you propose like a sporting event and everyone's looking and it's like, wow. - That's wrong from response. It is hard to forgive, even after a declaration of love in front of the whole world, I did not choose to end up in the situation and it hurts to have to be in it. We have been in contact and he's aware of my views on this. Much love to Sterla. You go, girl. You are my Olympian. - You don't know her culture or not her culture, her character. - But just like I support her based off of the position. - She might abuse animals. - She Sterla does not do that. - Do you not talk about Sterla that way? - She might. I'm just saying we can't jump to conclusions. - You are so adamant on defending this guy. - No. - Oh, absolutely. - No, no, no. - Oh, absolutely. - What I'm curious about is him telling her a week before he goes to the Olympic. - I don't think I would imagine that he got caught. I don't think he planned on time. - I told her a week ago and it ended. - I'm sure he took, yeah. - Okay, I see, I see what you mean. - Oh, you got caught and had to admit it. - Wow. That's a month. - Otherwise, why wait months? - Yeah. Also, so they started dating six months ago. He cheats three months ago. - Timelands. - Fuck, so they were dating for three months. Three months is so quick. I don't know. They were saying that it's so early on in the relationship that it's fine. - No, I'm not saying it's fine. - But it's forgivable. - No, I'm not saying it's forgivable either. I'm just like, this is like a lot of, even for six months ago and cry on to him. I'm like, you messed up. I think maybe you just take this one to the chest and you move forward with your life six months, you lost. - I hope. - Unless it's legitimate. - That she doesn't get back with him. - Yeah, I don't think. - But she wants 'cause I support her agency. - No, Sturla is, I would say more well spoken than let's see. Oh, no, that is Sturla. His girlfriend is more well spoken and-- - It has been the worst week of my life. I told her we could go then and end it. I'm not ready to give up. I hope that committing social suicide can perhaps show how highly I love her. I am taking the consequences for what I have done. I regret it with all my heart. I'm like, that doesn't move me. I'm accepting the consequences bare minimum. - Yeah. - Anyway, it was nice seeing you today. - Hey, you two, what I know to end on. - Why can't I get this sang out of my head? - What's it? - Like potato potato. What is that from? - I don't know. - Potato potato. We don't know. - The 1937 Gershwin song, let's call the whole thing off. - Oh my god. - Oh, you're thinking of potato potato? That's let's call the-- - No, what you just did. No to what you just did. - We gotta go. This is just like not. - Wipe this face with this random ass coaster. - Random ass coaster, the coaster I use every week? - You didn't need to. - Where are coasters go? - On the table. See you in bonus. - Bye guys. (audience laughing)