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Hey, Portlandia fans. Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armason here. The Dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form. We're launching Podlandia A.O. Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of "Portlandia" together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made. And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysler, the mayor himself, Kyle McGlocklin, legendary musician, Amy Mann, and many more. Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvise not just words, but a song about it. I thought you were all going to write a song. I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia A.O. Rewatch on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? I'm sports journalist, Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the host of "Everyone Watches Women's Sports," a new podcast from "Together in iHeart Women's Sports." We're breaking down the biggest headlines. Naomi Osaka, showing out. Shout-out to you, Naomi. The viral moments. I've been obsessed with Koshan Rock's boxing journey. She looks good, her combos are swift. And the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. Because everyone watches women's sports. Listen to everyone watches women's sports. On the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clements. We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook. Every episode we're trying to help our guests improve their careers by mainly focusing on how they can help us improve our careers. The show's famously super accessible, so you can easily jump into any of our 650 episodes and understand what's going on. We recommend some of our recent episodes with Ben Stiller, Danny McBride, Riz Ahmed, and Mary Steenbergent. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Nick Tutorial. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the longest shot, or Spike Lee's Black Plansman. And on my new podcast, "Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutorial," I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins. What are you doing, my belt? To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now, we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tutorial. Let's go with happiness, delivering happiness, and many, many more. Open your free iHeart Radio app. Search "Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutorial." And listen now. [MUSIC PLAYING] We are here for another episode of "Listen If You Want to." And this is going to be a good one, because there is a lot-- A lot. --to be juicy. You know what, it's going to be juicy, because I am coming in hot. I know. We are juicy pants today, because we are-- I don't even know where to start. What do I want to tell you the most? Maybe the fact that I was today your zold when I learned that Rita Wilson start on an episode of the Brady Bons. Oh my god. We're going to start with that? No, fine. What do you want to start with? I got-- I mean, I want to start-- --dassy, stonzy. --stotzy. I want to talk about-- Just talk about stonzy first. OK, so if you guys haven't seen it yet, please go binge on Hulu, stonzy, stroters. So if you guys don't know, she is-- Who really? Should they? They should-- well, you know what? I'm going to agree with you on this. So she is former band-up umpurls, royalty, got canceled. And this is her attempt at coming back essentially is what I'm going to say. OK. She has her reality TV. Yeah. Stosy, mm-hmm. Correct. And let's just say I was so excited for this show. And beyond excited. So I felt you shouldn't be. Oh, which you were right. Because I watched it. And I literally was like, I think I'm no longer-- Was it a dud? Is that what it was? Was it a dud? Or was she not interesting? Was she hashtag trying too hard? It was. A dud? What was the situation? It was very painful to watch because-- Oh, wow. I'm trying to articulate my feelings because-- Without being-- Without being very mean. Why don't you just be mean? A little bit mean. I just don't like her anymore. Oh, no. That's about a lie. That is definitely-- I really don't like her anymore. It was very cringy for me to watch. She's definitely mean. Definitely. She's saying the entire thing she's pretending to be a reality TV star and the executive producer. And there's so many times where she goes, as the producer of this show, like what more than bringing your friends and family who are arguing in one house and then just letting it blow up. And I just can't stand it. I literally-- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop. Wait, wait, stop. Why is she breaking the fourth wall so aggressively? And I like breaking the fourth wall. I like breaking the fourth wall. This is not the way to do it. Yeah, it's different. It's different than what we're used to because on housewives, they try not to talk about the show. But all she does is talk about the show. She wants to be Chris Jenner and all that. So it is a lot of what's real. What's not is she bumping this up for cameras. But I've seen a lot of interviews. And she's like, this is how I solve my issues is when you bring it up on camera because otherwise it gets swept under the rug. And so-- No, she's strange. All I can say is she's going to need tons and tons of good PR after the show. All I can say is after the show, she's going to need so much good PR. And she's going to-- She gets that bad. I literally-- I can't stand it. Oh, wow. Have you watched the Jackie? Yes, I watched the whole thing. It's like-- Do you think it's as bad as Danielle saying? I think she looks bad because she's very dismissed from her husband and the communication that is there. But it's also like these are marriage issues that people deal with. But I also think she's bumping it up for the camera. So I see kind of both sides of like what she's producing her own show. She wants to be-- One thing I will say-- One thing I will say, this is very Ella Joel and Julia in parenthood, where he wants to work again. And she's like, can I pay you not to work because you need to be at home with the kids? But it's just-- It made me-- I really loved her before this. And this made me really turned off. That's all I can say. And I don't know how my mind changes after this. And even Katie Maloney, who I did not like before this, she's like-- She is. Mm-hmm. So there's some OGs on it. Them too. A little bit. Which I would love to-- She keeps saying our show, our show, but the show is called House of Stasi. And so I don't know if Katie Maloney got the rug pulled under her because she keeps saying it's our show, our show. But it's-- I wouldn't be called Stasi and Katie. I don't know. It's just so weird. I would love to hear Katie. Um, yeah, it's very bad. Did you watch the whole thing? I have three episodes left. And I am forcing myself to watch it, because I want to watch the whole thing just for research. But if I was not-- if I did not have this job, I would have stopped after episode three. I will say that last episode, the Queen Mary episode. That was like the real-- that was her like being completely blunt, like not blindsided, but she was very emotional. And the marriage-- and you just cringe because you're staying like these marriage problems on TV. And you're just like, can you just listen? It's like your screaming on your team just listen to your husband. I thought that was real. But throughout the others, I was like, she's pushing it to like, or on a reality show. So the last episode-- I don't understand why she's doing that. Could she's trying to make a comeback? Yeah, but the thing that she's making a mistake on is the people are already watching the reality show, right? You don't need to tell them we're on a reality show. They're like, the viewer is like, yeah, we get it. Stop telling us that. And you don't need to tell them-- Oh, I'm going to do this, so it's good TV. I agree. I think-- This feels like producers trying something to be clever and it's a fail. Yes. Like, imagine if every five minutes we told you guys we're on a podcast, you'd be like, shut up. We're listening to it. Please stop telling-- I'm going to tell you that I'm doing this because I want this podcast to be so good. And this would be so annoying and bad. Planting these things so that you think this podcast is really good. Agree. I agree. It's a little-- I think you're better off just making a good podcast or making a good TV show. Stop telling people what you're doing. I'm so disappointed as a Bravo fan. Oh, wow. That hurts you. Is it not on Bravo, right? No, but she's a Bravo girlie. We know her from Bravo. And so this was like, who lose one attempt with getting Bravo people over to Hulu? That didn't work. It didn't work. I'm very disappointed. Lesson. OK, well, moving on from the disappointment of the show. Because you're saying it's so bad, though, it makes me want to watch it. I love watching things that people tell me are terrible. It's one of my favorite things. It's like watching a train wreck. Yeah. You know what? Oh, if they hear me watch it, they say-- And she loves watching. No, I won't like it. I'll be bored by it because I'm knee-deep in so many shows right now, Criminal Minds. I finished, as you know, Five Star Weekend. Oh, I did too, Amy. I did too. It's good. It's totally good. I really liked it. The best thing I've ever seen in my life, but it's totally good. Let's talk about Ben Affleck winning a million dollars on who wants to be a millionaire. He was not John Hamm. I think he was not John Hamm. Here's what I like about it. The excruciatingly long pause. We're just like, Kimmel. And then finally, Ben's like, ah, like it's so long. Here's what I'm going to say. This might be a hot take. I like me some Ben Affleck. Yeah, despite all the things, I like me some Ben Affleck. Yeah, I mean, I'm indifferent to Ben Affleck. I'm going to say the hottest, meanest thing probably I've ever said right now. Ben and James. and round two also being done was a great thing for me liking Ben Affleck more. I did not care for that. Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, number one or number two. I thought both rounds were not meant to be, and in fact I was right. - Yeah, I don't understand how their worlds collide if I'm being honest. Like how? - They seem like so different people, so also different. - Yeah. - Like Ben Affleck feels like, and get yourself a tiny little house, or maybe an apartment, some Dunkin' Donuts. Have your friends over, raise your kids. I feel like he's doing a good job with that. Keep that up. I just don't know that he needs flashy, flashy, paparazzi J-Lo. I think he needs like where you're like, he's marrying who? Who is that person? Oh, he's marrying a civilian? Cool. I think he needs like, - Like, ma'am. - Like, ma'am. - Like, ma'am. - Degy and. - Mm-hmm. - Yes. - And then she turned out to be. - Amazing. - So cool. - Did you hear Ben Affleck says he won't make a movie without her? - That was bad. - My name is Wife. She's like a producer now, and I guess she's like amazing and brilliant. They seem like the coolest things ever. - They really do. - Totally. I'm like, yeah, Ben, go get yourself a nice civilian, a lawyer, a doctor, the person that works at Starbucks. I don't care. - Have you ever heard Ben Affleck talk Spanish? - Oh, that is the hottest, most awesome thing ever. - Oh my god, I know. - Yes, I know. - He speaks Spanish? - Fluently, fluently. - Fluently. - Oh, drop in clip. I gotta hear it. - Oh, it's so good. And people are like, he becomes a totally different person. - He does. - He's like animated, having fun. I just think, look Ben, let's find you someone nice. Let's find you someone nice. (upbeat music) - What's up, fam? - Hey, what's up, y'all? - And we're the host of Everyone Watchers Women's Sports, the new podcast from Together and I Heart Women Sports. - Because let's be real. Women's sports is giving us way too much to talk about these days. - So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo rower to go from California to Hawaii. - My first thought is, like, what's up with the snacks? 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(laughing) - It's a good name. - They're all named after cast members of American Pie. - Yeah, I call. - I don't, I never looked up if she was in this, but I call him Leechie Sobie Eski. - Yeah, I don't think she was an American Pie, but I just, - Have a look at her. - Yeah, yeah. - She was prominent in the same time. - Yeah. - Ben, Mary Steenbergent. - Why are you guys talking to me? - I'm wearing the Shantan movie. - So down to me, that you think I don't understand your little play game. - I just really, - I get it. - I'm trying to set you up for success here. - Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. - This is Chelsea Hamler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse. The world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible you're the problem. If you come over here to play games, I'ma check you. Okay? 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And listen now. - On the other note with JLo, like A-Rod meets Sense for JLo, because he's a little flashy. - He's a little, he's perfect for her, I think. - Yeah, and I'm so very surprised that didn't work out. - Why don't they get back together? - I know, well, I feel like he cheated on her with freaking Miranda. - I'd be unbothered. - Allegedly. - With who? - Why did I say Miranda? You guys, I love her and it's escaping my brain. Madison, Madison, you guys, what's her last name? - Don't say beer. - Madison, Madison. - What's your last name? - I'm obsessed with her, some are charm. Jackie, you know who I'm talking about. - Well, sorry, I was looking for the bin apple thing. - Madison, that's right. - Thank you. - That's coming back to me now. I just say JLo, forgive him and just get back to the A-Rod. You've got the A-Rod and the JLo. It's just, I think that's like what they should be. They seem more appropriate together. - And Aflac is too down-home cool. Like just, he seems like he's like, I don't need the flash, I don't need fancy. I don't need to go to some fancy restaurant. I'm good with a pizza. - That's what I do. - Hey, my gardener worked, you know? They worked for a long time. - Turned for Garner. - Yeah, I mean, true. She seems not quite right for him either 'cause she's very home. Like she wants to make her English muffins from scratch and all that, that seems almost like, he's not down with that either. I think he needs like, I don't know. I think he needs a career woman like a nice lawyer. - Oh, interesting. - Like in a mall called-- - Yeah. - Like not a model, not like-- - Like in a mall cloony, oh my God. Is a mall, like-- - Is a mall single? And were you about to say that I was like, I think she's very much married. - I literally was gonna say, is a mall the greatest thing ever. Like-- - Yeah, she said she's not working. - Like, she's more awesome than George Clooney. - I agree with you. - He knows it, he knows it. - Totally. - And he's into it, that's what it means. She really leveled him up. - She really did, she gave him some cred. - She gave him some cred. - I stumbled upon a clip of the facts of life the other day. Do you guys know the show, The Facts of Life? - Yeah. - You take the good, you take the bad. And they were singing with El De Barge. Do you guys, who that is? To the beat of the rhythm of the night. - Yes. - And Mackenzie Aston, who's also like iconic, is in it and George Clooney. And they're all dancing together with El De Barge. And it's like, this clip is amazing. 'Cause it's like, what? George Clooney. George Clooney was on The Facts of Life. You guys don't seem to be as excited about it as a-- - No, no, no, no, no, no. - I don't know the show. I don't know. - Oh my god, I just was like singing. - We're so random. - Looking back now and just being like, wow, George Clooney was on Facts of Life. Look, I am Dr. Doug Ross, through and through. Like I am, I will, just, there is nothing better than Dr. Doug Ross. Sometimes I watch Juliana Margulese, nurse half the way, when she reunites in like Seattle with Dr. Doug Ross for the finale of their time on the show, 'cause they did come back one more time, maybe twice. But it's when she leaves the show and she goes, 'cause she's gonna go reunite and be with Dr. Doug Ross. And then then Don Henley song comes on. And like, something weird happens in my body, every time I watch the clip. It's almost like, I'm so happy and I love it so much, and yet I'm sad at the same time. Something about it, every time I watch the clip, I feel like, oh, my whole body gets weird. Can I just tell you to watch something to make you smile? For sure. If you haven't seen it yet, Harry Styles wiping out. Literally wiping out. Like falling? Oh my God, fully slipped and fell backwards. Have you not seen this clip yet? And hits the stage. His head. Bails it. Like, he, everyone's like, oh. Can you, someone send me this clip? I said I sent it last night. I'm gonna watch it with you guys right now. Yeah, it is so iconic and I watch it many times hold on is it page six on Instagram? Yeah, yeah, here I go watching it. Okay. He's he's bending. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. I'm nervous. Oh, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa. Oh, okay, he basically falls and then ends up in like a model pose on the ground. Mm-hmm. It just owns it. That's pretty good. I mean, I love him so much. Hey, he's everything and then some good for you. Zoe Gravitz. Good for you. I'm jealous. Oh, yeah. I mean, Harry is like, Harry's cool. You're so cool. Wait, I was gonna ask you guys something important. Oh, yeah, how about Donna Mills being the hottest 85 year old you've ever seen in your life? And is she showing like X-rated stuff on only fans or just like her feet? And you know, I don't have an old. Is anyone? We don't have an only fans account. How about now we have to make an only fans account to see what Donna Mills is doing. She said my fans are gonna see the real me the good hair days, the bad hair days, and everything in between. You know what? But that's I thought that's called Instagram. That's what I thought too. But only fans you like pay because you want to see like, do they show nudity on the only fans? Yes. Mm-hmm. Like you have to pay though. You have to pay. Mm-hmm. You have to pay good money. Is there men? Can you see a penis on only fans? I have a good question. I'm sure you probably can. There is a job scan. And but how do you guys see Margot's got money trouble? It's that show I happen. It's about only. They shall fight for do this. Well, do they answer our questions? They do. They do. So you pay. So she's a single mom and has a kid with a guy who doesn't want to be involved. So she's like struggling single mother and she starts an only fan and she makes up this. And that is played by fanning one of fannings. Okay. L fanning I think. Okay. And then if you pay a certain amount, you can get the reveal. And so like one of the things is she's gonna reveal her. Mm-hmm. Well, well, well, yes. But she's gonna make this. She's gonna show her. Her full. Mm-hmm. Full cookie. And you get individually paid. So like everyone that gets a cookie. Yeah. Pays. That's how people get. Oh, yeah. A lot of money. How much does a woo woo go for? Then you depends on who you are. Yeah. How about a mid-famous woo woo? And then these richer. Yeah. We need to do some more research. We need to ask some. And do all these some paid famous people show their woos or just like if they choose to. I think if they choose to. Like if they choose to. Like they could just be photos. And I don't know. Larsa Pippen makes a big. I know Larsa. I know Larsa makes a lot of money. But I think she shows her booty. How about? Mm-hmm. But not her woo. I don't know. I don't know. I these are, these are questions that you're not doing. I can use screens or stuff. Like do they prevent you from screen shotting? Because that sounds like that could get messy. Apparently Larsa makes $3 million a year. On it. First of all, I'd never do it. The props to the people that do. I know. Totally happy with that for them. But what's Donna Mills showing? Like, you know what? She looks good. Who's gonna suck it up and get the only fans account so we can learn more? Sounds like a job for Amy Sugarman. No, I'm not doing that. Who could do that for us? Let's try and find somebody that's willing to do that. What are our interns? Yeah, we all can call. That sounds like a lawsuit waiting happens. I don't think we can make an interview. I think we need to get my boobies. We're definitely not having an intern to it. We don't. Who's like our species producer? Yeah, Laura. Laura. We'll have Laura. Laura. Laura has her. Laura has her. Laura has. We have two. Laura. Laura Scarpatty. She does her show sex unlocked. Just like, you know what? It is great. It was a good research. There you go. A lot of research. Tell her if she gets the only fans account we'll pay for it. But we want we want we and then she can come on and answer our questions. I love it. What's up fam? I'm sports journalist Ari Chambers. Hey, what's up y'all? It's your girl Sam Jay. And we're the host of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together and I Heart Women's Sports. Because let's be real. So Kelsey Finler, she became the first female solo roeer to go from California to Hawaii. My first thought is like, what's up with the snacks? The highlights, the rivalries, the breakout stars, the moments to take over your entire timeline. And the conversations that start during the game and somehow keep going all week every week. We're breaking down the biggest stories across women's sports. Naomi Osaka showing out, she beat Savalinka. Shout out to you Naomi. You get the palm Naomi. Because we're not just interested in what happened. We're interested in why everyone's talking about it. Listen to everyone watches women's sports on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, this is Hayes Davenport and Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook. The show is famously super accessible so you can easily jump into any of our 650 episodes and understand what's going on. We recommend some of our recent episodes with Ben Stiller. The definition of what is a movie is kind of changed anyway, too, right? What do you think it is now? It's images and words being spoken captured by some sort of technology. Danny McBride. You love Kouta. Oh, that's fantastic. Can you make it on, you make your own? That's great. I call them tarot reed. It's a good name. They're all named after cast members of American pie. Yeah, I call. I don't. I never looked up if she was in this, but I call them Leechie Sobiaski. Yeah, I don't think she was an American pie, but I still have a look at it. I haven't looked it up. She was prominent in the same time. Yeah, then Mary Steam Virgin. Why are you going to talk into me? Look, I'm wearing a stand of movie. So down to me that you think I don't understand your little play. I just really trying to set you up for success here. Listen to Hollywood handbook on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Chelsea Hamler from Dear Chelsea. The world gets crazier and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem. If you come over here to play games, I'm going to check you. Okay, if you do something in the news that don't sound good, I'm going to play you. Join Yamanika Saunders as she breaks down the week's most problematic stories on her new podcast. You're the problem with Yamanika. Do you know I just found out who Sydney Swini was? New episodes weekly every Wednesday is part of my new network, The Dear Chelsea Network. If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. So join Yamanika each episode as she answers one question. Who's the problem? Listen to you're the problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Nick Tutorial. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard or Spike Lee's Black Plansman, but I'm also from Queens, which means I know pizza. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutorial, I deliver pizza from Prince Street Pizza to a new guest. We deliver pizza now? Then we sit down for a real conversation. What are you doing, my bell? To Alex Rodriguez. Just let you people know we're talking to one of the goats here. To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of them. My desire. And now we even have more great guests coming up including the great John Tutorial. Let's go to happiness, Delivering Happiness. Mariano Rivera. And many many more. Open your free iHeartRadio app. And listen now. There's someone who makes $43 million a year on it. Wow. People make a ton of dough. $43 million. So free reign. So free reign. An internet personality and content creator. She claims she makes $43 million a year. Wow. $43 million. This is why this is why Gen Z is such a disaster. Speaking of disasters. Not to move on from this topic. But did you see that Netflix is gained sued for $105 million? First of all, I can't figure out what's going on. I can't figure out what's going on. Okay, let me tell you. So essentially this film production company sent Netflix this film to say, hey, they're like shopping it around. They're like, hey, do you want to buy this? Do you want to buy this to release on Netflix? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And somewhere along the way of them sending it, the film got lost. And it was like, it was a film with Nickless Cage. It will, I think the budget was like something like $40 million plus, I heard this on the news. And so it was, you know, big budget film that they're shopping around. And it just got lost. But they don't have multiple copies of it. So the issue that they're trying to say is somebody somewhere has this. So now the value of this film is no longer, you know, I think. I mean, okay, now it's getting tricky for the lawyers because I'm like, well, Netflix is saying sorry that you didn't follow proper protocols and that you lost your film while sending it to us. It's not like we lost this film. They never received it. Right. Well, that's not on them. Right. So they're just finding They're basically declining this lawsuit. But it's still just like-- Because here's what I would do. If I had a movie, and first of all, I would do high-roving a screening, you can see it, especially you've got Nicholas Cage. This isn't like a movie I made in my garage. Number two, do like they do where you have to enter a password. So like you have the movie, you hit play, but it won't play until you enter code. I don't understand why they didn't do that. I feel like I can say this, and that this isn't like reaching anything. But one time when we were preparing for Taylor Swift interview, a guy came over with a thumb drive. And it was like, I will play the album for you. But in no way-- Right, then they take it away. Yeah. You do that. Well, and I can also say that Netflix gives me screeners ahead of time, but I have to enter a code to watch it. So like-- Correct. Yeah. Why didn't they do that with the movie? Like, here's the code. And then that's that. It's because drives we're stolen from their actual office. Whose office? Netflix's office. You know what I decided about this? I don't care. I don't care. I just decided I totally don't care. You know what I mean? I'm coming outside. Don't care about-- Don't say it. I know exactly what you're going to say. And we disagree on this. I know exactly. Because we've had a whole text exchange over this. The amount I don't care is strong. I am so obsessed with the fact that Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid can potentially be married. I am very obsessed with it. First of all, who cares? Second of all, let me tell you something about Bradley Cooper. Let me let you guys in on a little secret. Bradley Cooper, for many, many, many, many years, has worn his father's gold wedding band. He lost his father, I believe, to Parkinson's. And he has worn his father's gold wedding band. On that finger? I don't know why I'm the only one knowing that. On that finger? Should know that. I never analyzed his hands to be like, what, ring finger are you wearing it on? I just know he wore it. And I also wear a ring on that finger all the time. So I think this is much a do about nothing. And if they are married-- Cool. I want them to be married. I think that's why I care. I actually love the two of them together. I do. I think they're very cute-- I think they always come from those babies. And she's like an old soul. Like she-- Fine. I'm fine with them being together. I don't care. I'm more focused on-- this is not nice. But I want Bradley Cooper's work that he says he didn't get, that I know he got to settle in so that his face goes back to the old sexy Bradley Cooper's face. Sorry. Sorry. I'm an advocate for just let your face be what your face is. Wait, I think you look great. It's good right now. If he did do work, I think it looks good. Danielle. What? Right now. And in those paparazzi photos of him with Gigi, I think he looks fantastic. He's wearing sunglasses. I don't care. So you did-- the work was done in the eyes. Danielle, why? I'm sorry. I think it may be a miss. Maybe a miss. Do I need-- I'm going to look up before an Africa's. I'm missing something here. Correct. And bless him. Bless him. It's settling in. I don't know why he ever thought he needed-- my whole point is I want to support him in his decisions. But I don't know why he ever thought he needed-- OK, I do-- I do remember this. You know who else is suffering from the same situation as Mandy Moore, but I think Mandy Moore is looking fire. Yeah, she's fine. I have no judgments. Look, Bradley Cooper looked great. And I want to tell Bradley Cooper and any other men, you look great. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Now they say Brad Pitt has had work done if he has the best doctor in the universe, because I cannot see it. But he looks good. Just let yourself look good. Just be old. It's fine. It's starting to settle in. I'm all right with it. Cooper, yeah. Bradley Cooper? I mean, fine. I don't care if he's married. I don't care if he's not married. I like him fine. I really like him in the hangover. Bradley Cooper, what are you known for? You're a role in the hangover. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm looking at some before and afters of Brad Pitt. Me too. And I'm seeing it maybe, but not really. Yeah. And also I don't. It's fine. Good for him. Good for Brad Pitt. Good for Brad Pitt. You know, whatever. My other thing is this is a movie I cannot wait for practical magic to. And I also must say the coolest thing ever. First of all, Sandra Bulk is the coolest person ever. I, yes. If you ever are going to say something bad about Sandra Bulk, here's what I'm going to say to you. Don't you dare. I agree. I agree. But they showed up at the cemetery during a screening of practical magic one. Can you, that is, first of all, I don't even need Sandra Bulk and Nicole Kidman to show up. Nothing is cooler than seeing a movie in the cemetery, which I have done. It's that LA forever serum. Yeah. Yeah. The entire, yeah. I've seen a movie there. Amazing. Can then you're showing practical magic double amazing. Third, most amazing. Sandra Bulk and Nicole Kidman. Yeah. I agree with that. I agree. Question, why are we, we are all team Nicole Kidman and the Keith Nicole thing? And I don't know why though. Oh, you see, I'm a little bit team Keith. I'm more on the, just because I adore him. Every two, I've had with him. I just melt. He's a lovely person from what I know. Oh, me too. That's why I don't know why everyone sort of team Nicole. It's like, why don't we just be team it? No sides on that. I'm happy for, I want both of them both of them to be happy. I agree. I don't know why somehow maybe the narrative is just like a hint that Keith did like left or something. I don't know. I can't see that. But you know what, we don't know. He seems like, I don't know. We did some slew thing. Remember Danielle, we did a little slew thing. I know, but I just can't see Keith leaving. I just don't, I don't see that. Let me say a few things. Number one before we go. Because I don't know, oh, we still five minutes. That's great. Okay. Rita Wilson is a cheerleader on the Brady Bunch. And I did not learn that until yesterday. And I've seen the episode so many times. The one, two. Tell me who are you. The Bears. Three, four. Tell me who's going to score. The Bears. Anyone seen this episode? No. Literally just learned that the competitor to Marsha is Rita Wilson. That was a bit of trivia that had not landed on me and I'm happy it did. Number two, Lola Paloza looks like the worst thing I could ever go to. I've never been to a festival. Did you have any Coachella? No, I don't care to go. Yeah, this is what I'm going to tell you about. This is my hot take. Back 10 years ago, they put capacity limits on things back then. And now everything is just so like when I go to Coachella, it is for a few hours. I know that's not be it. Let me tell you the festival that is the best. And I don't want to say it because I don't want to say it. I don't want to say it because I'm afraid it's like sometimes you don't want to give that number to the, you know, you find that person that really knows how to like do something and you're like, I need to gate keep this because if I give it to too many people, then the person won't be able to help me. Do you know what I mean? Yes. You know, like if you get like the handyman that you're like, that guy can fix anything and people are like, do you have a great handyman? That's how I feel about my house cleaner. My house cleaner is the best. Don't gate keeps. So I'm not gatekeeping bottle rock, but what I'm going to say is it is frickin great. Everything about it is great. The food is great. The acts are great. The venues great. The whole thing is great. It's all great. I hit a little traffic. That was my only thing. Next, you know how I love my shark movies. The Devil's Mouth starring Catherine Newton and Lana Condor. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. It's a great shark movie. Oh no, it's great. It's a great shark romp, as I say. The shards looks terrible. Terrible. I don't know if anyone's watched it yet, but it looks so bad to me. I can't even, I feel bad because I want to like Kaye Gerber and Richard Geer's son, Homer, and I want to like him. But I didn't, not yet. Kaye Gerber. She's like 20. She's in the show. And she has a son? Dude, you didn't listen to me. Kaye Gerber is Cindy Crawford's daughter. Yes. And Randy Gerber. Homer Geer is Richard Geer's son. They are in the shards together. This is where. Okay. You know Richard Geer from "Bray Woman." Yes, I know, Richard Geer. And I know he was married to Cindy Crawford at one point. They do not have a kid together. They were married. They got divorced. Cindy Crawford went on to marry Randy Gerber and they had two kids, one of them is Kaye. Yes. Richard Geer, I don't know who the wife is. It might be the lady from law and order. They had a son. His name is Homer. You know, we're twist. Homer Geer and Kaye Gerber are in this show together called "The Shards." But I don't want to watch it. It looks bad. You should see my brain processing this. I'm literally doing this. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. But just my point is the shards. It doesn't look good. And I haven't been enjoying the interviews these guys have been doing. And I'm just. I'm interested. Someone proved me wrong. Someone tell me that the shards is great and I will watch it. It doesn't sound good. We don't even know the premise. No, but just the name. The shards. The shards. Yeah, we are doing. Some 80s. They're like in the 80s. I don't know. me it's good. and then maybe I'll watch it. Before we go, somebody challenged me to see if I can stand on my leg for 20 seconds, like Tony Romo. - You guys can time me. - Ready, I can't hear you. Evie, give me direction, tell me when. - Okay, ready? - Three, two, one. - Tell me when I can stop. I'm just still balancing on one leg. - I don't think Evie can hear us. - Okay, you gotta give him, you gotta-- - 20 seconds, can I stop you? I'm still doing it. - Yeah, I'm still-- - You're just 10 seconds. - Going, going, going. Keep going, keep going, keep going. - Oh great, eight, seven, six, five, four, great. I'm done, I did it. - Woo, good, good. - That was hard. - That was hard. - So, hold on, before we go, Romo able to do it? - He did, he did for 20 seconds. - Oh, he did, his thing went down, then his leg went down. - But that's past, you get, that's a winner, right? Winner winner, chicken dinner? - Yeah. - The hot takes on Tony Romo's video are like my favorite thing, all the commentary. I'm like-- - I just, someone nice, I got to love it. - Everybody like lost their minds when he started stretching. - Yes, I saw. - Sir, did you get a, have you gone as a question? - It's just awesome, Fran, I'm like, I just don't wanna watch any of this, but then I do. - Yeah, that's looking at, yeah, so-- - Can I get the extended version? Yeah, he's not gonna speak out, 'cause they're gonna drop the charges, 'cause it's like, he's just being quiet and letting everyone watch that video and go, "Hmm, hmm." - I don't know. - Lawyers are analyzing it, sports, gasters are analyzing it, like everyone's analyzing it. I don't know. I just know that I just stood on my one leg, I don't know that I can do it on the other leg, 'cause that's my stronger leg, but who cares, everybody try it at home. Try it. - He contemplated too, which one's my stronger leg? - I just love when they're like, have you had any head injuries? And you just see him go, how do I even explain to these people how many head injuries? And just, I know we talked about this last week, but he just didn't wanna go, do you know who I am? - Yeah. - But he wanted to say, do you know who I am? I'm a quarterback. I've been hit by like, a five-hundred-pound-of-one-batterer. Like a lot of times. - Oh my God. - We have to go. - Well, be here next week and you can listen if you want to. (upbeat music) - This is an I Heart Podcast. (upbeat music) Guaranteed Human.