Seven Years Bad Luck

What's up beach welcome back to the mother fucking program I'm Lily Swite and I'm Terry Jones and this is the read thank you for joining us. Oh my God it is thank you. Well girl wrapping up August jumping into the Labor Day September Virgo season of things and usually a season of warm hugs spiritually and my God can we use as many of those as we can get. Let's start with black excellence first of all it was 96 degrees. Yeah actually no thank you. I feel like that was racist but anyways black excellence this week is gonna actually go to a submission that I got from a Joe I hope I'm saying your name right ma'am. This is hi K. If you're in crystal then a nice little blur about how much they love us and then it says today I'm reaching out to you for the very first time to pitch black Derby collective for a black excellence shout out black Derby collective BDC is the first and only all black competitive roller derby team out of the 400 plus teams in the women's flat track Derby Association. The team was just formed in September 2025 and we've already won the gold medal at regional playoffs which means we're headed to the WFTDA world championships in Sweden in October in our debut season. The girl he said what we do is win what we are is best and it really doesn't even make sense for you niggas that we would get to the function just now and clear y'all it makes sense to you but you know that's your play in your struggle your white play. I had to look it up this is so I didn't even know that roller derby got this deep honestly I had no idea but this is great. The team is all black the coaches is black like this is dope. Yeah it says BDC is also a side quest for Olympic speed skater Erin Jackson the first black woman to win an individual gold medal at the winner games yes we have a literal Olympian on our team we're also around 25% queer and have a number of parents. Steering committee member blackjack fantastic BLAQ EG JAC work gave birth to her first child and returned to the track just six weeks later before she even went back to work she's well aware how crazy that is. Wow a bit of background on why black roller derby skaters needed this team. Black athletes is the quote black athletes in roller derby often find themselves sideline in this overwhelmingly white sport labeled aggressive and or told they're not good enough imagine being labeled aggressive and roller derby aggressive and not dead enough which is it like BDC is a direct response to that and a unique opportunity for black athletes to compete in elite level roller derby. Steering committee member Queen Lossia Tifa sorry if I butcher that 20 plus year veteran of the sport put this way BDC is a group of skaters who looked at what was available to them and decided they deserve more. So shout out to BDC to the all black roller derby divas you know good luck in Sweden in the sport and just being in Sweden. I don't know what that is. Yeah right. I know Zara Larson and Puss Puss loves our Larson. She's so fun. She'll be throwing that little ass. Have you seen them clips? Have I? I'm gonna put you on it. That's our Larson children. What I do is wipe my hands. Yes. Be a shout out to you guys. If you want to pitch a black excellence like this you can send them over to contact at kidfory.com. You can send them to ask the read at Gmail and yeah I'd love to read more stories like this. Very cool. Amazing. Okay let's get things started with this week's hot tops. So Dolly Parton. Yeah we believed. I walked out of therapy yesterday. Pick up my phone. No. And open Instagram and there it is and I'll promise you that I don't even think I've reached sadness yet because I was genuinely pissed. I think I'm still really angry. I'm still really angry and girl right before I pop over to start recording this shit Tim Curry. Everybody calm down. Fuck this entire place. So when I saw Dolly Parton when I saw the news about her passing yesterday on the phone I screamed out loud or yelled out loud. Oh what the fuck like I yeah. I'm angry. Yeah. And that makes sense like once again we are asking why whoever's in charge of getting white people up out here isn't thinking bigger like why I just feel like you could be so much more targeted with this like Hayden and then Dolly and then Tim Curry and it's like I just need you to you know scoot your way on over towards the DC area and start looking at that big ass house but yeah it's sad Dolly Parton is just one of them one. She has talked one of them. She has talked the same like pro you know pro good shit anti don't shit her whole fucking life the book thing that she did with kids and it's just you know it's sad it is I've been seeing all the clips that people are posting and of course Beyonce's little message to her was very sweet. I have a feeling Miley Cyrus is somewhere inconsolable but you know she was sickly and I guess she just didn't really want to let on how bad it was for real because she had just posted that video last week talking about how there's still things she wants to do in this life before she checks out so yeah it just seems like a life really well lived you know just a human being who did her best with the time she was given and and made a huge impact on this world left it better than she found it so sure I just saw Tik Tok from a white woman who was like I noticed that black women black people are really grieving Dolly Parton and I thought hmm I should be the kind of white person that black people grieve when they die and I'm like yeah look at that she even look at what Dolly Parton did and copy that if you don't know how to get started she has that really bit by books for kids support the LGBTQ and the arts and don't get long nails and put just pop your titties out and we're a big curly hair just to tell you you can't and if you ain't got them go buy them Dolly Pee the whole point is drag the whole point is drag this is all a performance so let's put on our fucking makeup and our goddamn wigs and go give the girls a show like I just love I am a stage show I'm an artist I'm gonna give you the show right so if you want regular bitch go home as we not when I'm serving regular regular ho you can get that anywhere that's why they're regular hello and my my Whitney Houston Barbies just guy here too when they got over the weekend so I'm looking at at nippy and I'm already think of I will always love you and you know Dolly Parton I just oh my god and I wake up now it's Tim Curry not Pennywise not Rocky Horror pictures are not home alone too not clue not home alone too that's where cuz I went and looked at his Wikipedia said now you know any I watch too many of these but I did know his face he had one of them faces where it's like I know who you are I don't know your name yeah but I know who you are and yeah yeah once again just seems like a very lovely man who had a long career and just you know all right all right like the kid rock is right there's so many whites y'all could be taking instead bro like just and they said they're trying to be like oh Mitch McConnell's alive like he feels insulted like shit no that bitches go and Ben go at that she's either dead or completely comatose like There is no way she's awake and blinking and speaking with the with the world around her. No way. Thank you. No way. Or a clear sign of the stem cells or the super natural. Okay. Blood transfusions gibberish are using to actually stay alive. Because what else would explain Donald Trump's living breathing. Yeah. Yeah. No. She's right. He gets the state of the art fucking life-saving treatments every time he needs one and that's the only reason he's still kicking. We all know that bitch live off of filet or fish is okay. She's not in good health. Why does she look like that she just has money? Yeah. Right. Just walking around. But you take Hayden pants here. And don't go do nothing cute. Take it Stevie Wonder or none of our other legends either focus. Like I'm like. The girl problem here. We need. We need round the clock updates with Merrill Street. Everybody needs a tapping with Celine and Adele. I'm not playing any further games. Merrill Street though for real because she is actually, you know, probably in her 60s or early 70s. I'm like, don't get no ideas bitch. I'm not going to bet. I will. I will not be. No fucking ideas bitch. Do it. We love her. Oh, she's 77. God damn. I actually. I actually don't do it. I'm not going. You know what? It's fine. It's everything is fine. I'm fine. You're fine. We're all fine. Yeah. She's got another 20 years easy. Don't even true. Yeah. She's fine. She's good. She's good. Looks great. Silver lining in the way that I believe in God. These people better off. This is immediately soon as you close them eyes for the last time. And now you in the presence of your Lord and your husband and you and Whitney up there harmonizing and laughing over how much money y'all made off of that song. You know, all of those thoughts are very lovely and they bring peace, you know, in this time of grief. Okay. You know something. The the storyage was boring for me this week. You can tap in and let me know if I may say not doing a lot. Well, we didn't talk about Jordan Woods wedding. Did you see should we have. Well, it was. I didn't even know she married. You didn't see the wedding. I know I heard about it. I heard about it. I didn't see anything. Well, I'm trying to think of what happened with celebrities over the past week or so. And what was what was cool about it? Well, she married. Well, she's Jordan Woods, but yeah, you know, she married Carl Anthony towns really gorgeous wedding. Looked incredible. Nothing. It was just, you know, rich and black. It was just pretty. Yeah, really, really pretty. Her makeup. I went and tried the foundation that she wore it for her wedding at fucking Sephora. Why is it the nicest goddamn foundation I've ever put. Of course, it's Jordan Woods. You see me? I guess our money. I didn't even know our money made makeup, nigga. And I go to Sephora all the time. It's $70 for three ounces of that. Of course it is. I was gonna ask how much it is. 70 fuck it. But Kia uses it too. I said, well, that's it. You ain't got to tell me nothing else. Cause Kia always looks incredible. True. Those fashion houses do be gagging sometimes to be like, oh, here's this Louis Vuitton concealer. So I'm like, what the fuck? What are you doing over here? You're the best concealer you ever fucking tried. Right. Right. And she probably has a trunk of them. Probably send them to her. Right. Probably so rich. So they are a cute couple. They are. They're really cute. They seem to really love each other. They've been, you know, together for a while since I think before the pen. No, I know since before the pandemic, cause she was with him when his mama died of COVID. So, yeah, but it looked, you know, just rich and pretty. And Jayden was one of her. Jayden was like the boy in her bridal party. The dress is. Oh, it's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. The whole look is incredible. It's just so beautiful. I see it on Vogue. You're gonna see it everywhere. Cause they are unrolling that wedding content, baby. It's going to keep coming. Yeah, this is a beautiful job. No, she looked really lovely. You miss go. There's a trailer up for the Varnille whole show coming soon to be in Paramount Plus. Yeah, I have. Are you ready? Wait, as I'll ever be. I say, are you actually excited for this? Cause I don't know if he is super high, right? Actually, I am going to give it a shot because it's Martin, the Varnille two for episode on Martin, one of my favorite little two partners. I think the character is interesting, but it's just one of those things again, where of the times, it's different. And not only are the times different, but the performers and the riders are different. Like the street that you think is funny is not going to be that funny anymore. So I don't know. I don't expect that it's going to hit for me for real, for real. But I do like the fact that it seems like it's going to be mature and I guess in the. It seems like there's a lot of crashing. Yes. Indeed. And I like that. What you talked about, like being wary about is what the show is about. It's about getting older in this changing media landscape. And you don't really fit in. You're not popping like you used to or whatever. Like you're trying to stay relevant. That whole thing. So yeah, it'll be interesting to see what they do with it, the cameos and guest stars and all that look like I'm definitely going to try it. I'm definitely going. Yeah, me too. Give it a shot. You know, I love me some windy rock Hill Robinson. Same. So I will be seated. But yeah, we shall see. I agree. I like the sort of like the cameos like people playing themselves looks really cool and having guests in that regard. And then it's just the trailer is not super long. There's some like cuts right at the end really fast of people doing silly things. So I am going to give it a try. I feel like it's going to be. It feels kind of like the miss pet show to me. Yeah, and she on it too. Yeah, where it's going to be one of those shows where I'm going to sit and watch it and be like, oh, yeah, this is fun. I mean, the miss pet show really took me by surprise. I have every reason to not like it, but it is hilarious. That's good. That's problematic. You know, hashtag problematic as it can be at times. The point is, you know, yeah, everybody ain't out the box. You know, right free of their biases or whatever. So that is, you know, it's good to see people real people work through that sort of thing. But that show is just flat out fucking hilarious. So it really, really fingers crossed for a varnel hill. And especially I was like the one thing. I don't even know if I said this out loud before, but it's like the one girl I'd be like, okay, BT. Yeah, yeah. I was the one thing. I don't really know the scope of their programming right now. Okay. Outside of like, you know, like a Tyler production. But that was the one I was like, I don't have no notes for her. Miss girl. I have heard good things about deer or from Detroit. Oh, yes, try that one because I've consistently heard good reviews of that show. I'm going to get into that one probably this weekend. But yes, miss pet. I think they're second or third season. Yeah, I think it just started the second season. So, but yeah, God. Miss pet is definitely a bright shining as light over there for me. In the sea of Tyler Perry, everything. It is so good. Yeah, this seems like one of those shows that might similarly catch me by surprise where I'm like, okay, yeah, this actually hits on it for nothing. I mean, Martin Lawrence is playing Martin Payne. Yeah. Yeah. At least in like one episode. And he was crazy too. He really does. I'm glad Martin, whatever you doing, you doing better. Amen. Yeah. Okay. What else? Did you see this clip of K-Lonnie say a girl folded his tea and leave me alone? No. Okay. Okay. Okay. I care for you. So basically she was, you know, she's on tour. She's performing. And before she does folded, she says basically like, you know, she tired of people on the internet saying, oh, K-Lonnie tired of performing that song. Are we tired of hearing it too or something? She said, this song's changed my life. Right. It basically, she's like, I'm going to keep performing it. Keep performing. I'm not going to get tired of it. And I want this song to be. She's like, this song is going to be one of ones where where your kids are your age going to R&B nights, R&B shows. They go and play. Oh my God. He's the call. They go play fantasy. They go and perform it. Oh my gosh. And I was like, K-Lonnie. - Yeah. - Eat, clean the plate. (laughing) And then throw it in the sink for someone else to watch. You are right, folded is that girl? - I mean, it is, and I can see why. It's probably people who have been Kalani fans since you should be here or earlier, who are like, what the hell? All these people showing up now, folded, wamp, wamp, wamp. And it's like, you can never really call what song is gonna take an artist you love to that like next level of famer. - True. - 'Cause you know, as far as I'm concerned, it should have been Niggas. Niggas is Kalani's best song, and she's gonna took it completely upstream, and if you don't have it downloaded, somewhere if you didn't put it on a CD a long time ago, you're not gonna get it, so. - She's a struggle with that song at once. - Yeah, well, 'cause I just didn't know if she was black, but she cleared that up. Shout out to her. (laughing) - Yeah, no, she's been, remember where you said like, it was, I think I was talking about the B2 words, and you were like, this is her biggest song or something like that. And the first second I was like, - How? - Really? 'Cause she's not always on the records, but you're right, she even said this song's changed her life. It is, I think it's destined to be an RB classic. - Right, so then people online are probably just the old ass fans who are like, this is what y'all, this, this song of all the songs. - She's shaking her head. - Yes, she's shaking my face. - No, very much. - It's so mad. (laughing) - They're pissed. (laughing) - Yeah, it does feel like K-Lonnie hipsters. (laughing) - That's good thing. - I was down in a mixtape days. Okay, okay. - Okay. - Yeah, a girl let people have a good time. It's a great song. - Right, right. It is. It's a good, it is. It's just, she has had so many great songs, so many great projects that she's put out. You just, you can never call which one is gonna be that one. - Yeah, it's the truth, but I love it. She would have on that stage. It was like, girl, listen. This song is T and I've been assigned every day. - Shut the hell out. - And you're gonna hear me. - Right. - Sit the fuck down. The clothes is folded and you are, are you finished? - Right. - God damn it. (laughing) - Okay, so Regina Carter posted a clip on her Instagram recently where she was at a place called Pinkpool Studios doing like a pole dancing class or trading or something like that. Very sexy, you know, over the knee, the thigh high latex boots and a little cute outfit. And you know, she's just doing a little sexy pole dancing thing. Now, you know, she's, I think needs a couple more classes. - Oh, you know, yeah, we all start off as beginners. - Listen, she did far more than I could have. - Oh yeah. - Like, upper body strength, core strength. It all has to be there. - Right. - Things she's doing. - Right. - She's just not blowing your mind. It wasn't giving like, you know, Dita. - Yeah. - But Needless to say, people in her comments and stuff were giving her hard time like, oh, we've been until Wayne, you out here, you know, doing the most on a pole. You know, typical, we finna tell Wayne is so stupid. - Right. - We finna tell him, oh, you're gonna go knock on his door. - Regenay literally said, Wayne can't stop me. - Literally. (laughing) - She's like, I'm about to be 30. Are you bitch's stupid? - Do you know, I said, what is Regenay doing, being all thick and fine? And then I looked it up and she is 27. Yeah, y'all go have to let go. - She's an adult woman. - She, Regenay is grown, okay, this ain't. - She's not a baby no more. - She's really not. This is not 20 years ago. Y'all go have to get over it. Wayne, not stopping shit, indeed. - Also, she's not playing with her clitoris. Like, she's pulled it. Like, even if she had her bare pussy out doing this, I would not be a fan. - Yeah, no. Put that on only fans. - Pole dancing is fun and great exercise. - And she looks good. Like, let her-- - She looks good. - Yeah, she's so fine. Like, she's just a pretty girl, so. - I love bitch, you can't do. - Nothing. (laughing) - Our bad bitch came to nothing. We had a bunch of fun. - But. - When he's talking about we got tailed, Wayne. - Get the fuck off of her. - I imagine. I imagine my daddy calling me and saying anything about it. - Right. - Don't you know, we all have everything to do? This is because you ain't got something else to do, bitch. - She makes y'all feel old. Y'all remember when Regina was a child. - Exactly. - And so now seeing her climbing up on the stripper pole, y'all are like, wait a fucking second. Wait, wait, wait, I'm not unk, but you are unk. (laughing) You're unk and you're child. - They're not giving Taj more to this energy. Everybody over there with the tongue out, emoji, he's in love. - Taj more, he's over here like, I am not young Henderson. Let me tell you something. - Wait, oh, oh. His Instagram, Diva. - Okay. What? - First. - Titties. - A trap for third. - What? You taking the picture from underneath your titties. Come on, bro. - Breast. - They, and they out like they, he forgot. Oh my God. - He's like, I'm an adult man and you're gonna be happy. - I'm gonna be happy. (laughing) - It wrapped up. - Then I was like 15. (laughing) He said, oh, since we talking about grown. Right, and you don't see it. - It literally grew out of their role. - We going to tell Tia Tamera. - Sure, I'll shut the fuck up. I'm 40. Taj is 40 years old. (laughing) - Wow. - Like imagine. - Oh man. Is he, did he come out? - Or is he? - I don't think so. - Okay, so maybe, okay. Well, you know, all right. Mm, mm. - But he looks great. - Yes. - And he's like, listen. - Yes. - I am not a child. - And y'all gonna have to get these tight ass booty shorts. You better show off the thighs. I know that's right. - He had to turn his comments off 'cause people were doing them. - I bet they were. And probably doing the most in a homosexual way. - In all, yeah. (laughing) Unfortunately, I do feel like most of the people who made him feel uncomfortable were other black men. (laughing) - I mean, women weren't out there doing the most too, but you know. - No, no. - The homosexuals. - No, the homosexuals. - Oh, rest of the snakes. - Choratourous commentator. (laughing) That was like, girl, I don't even blame you. - Oh, wow. - Okay. - But y'all leave, leave these kids to fuck these kids. - He said the opposite. You don't want them to touch his older than me. (laughing) - Right. - You bitches knew what I meant. - Ladies, young people, the fuck alone. They're not young people anymore. - Right. - Well, Regine's still a young lady. - Right, but fully grown, y'all. Let that grow ahead. - The homosexual has like a young face, like. - Right. - He still has like a baby face. - I mean, and because we have seen his face since he was like five, it's very strange to look at him now, and he got his titties out on Instagram. Like, what do you mean? (laughing) - But. - His character's name on Full House. Was it Teddy? - Yep. You supposed to be Michelle's best friend. - Right. - You and your sister supposed to be coming over and saying something sassy and then scampering away. You're not supposed to be honest to the ground. - With your nipples in my face, Tosh, marry, but yeah. Go on and grow up. - I'm not mad. - No. - And I'm not mad at you either, Regine. Like, y'all are grownups, and it really tends to blow that you have this experience when you're just doing normal things that grownups do. - Right. - And I do believe like a lot of child stars and people who've been famous since they were young often feel compelled to do things like this publicly. To just remind you bitches that I am not a child. (laughing) So I know you first saw me back in like 1999 and so this is really evoking a lot for you, but I'm just not a kid. So get over it. - Yeah, by Bethesda. - CEO of Wendy's, Bob Wright has come forward and admitted that the quality of their food has dropped dramatically for them to save money. - Really? - This would explain why I heard nobody talk about Wendy's. I feel like since before COVID. - Well, Wendy's was my, was that my very first job back in the 1900s? I think it was. And Wendy's was like the best fast food back then. It was like no comparison. Everybody was like-- - Tell them the truth. - Bitch, you go to Wendy's when you want a meal, okay? (laughing) - Junior baking cheeseburger gonna get your ass right and don't let it with the little frosty and the little fry. Bitch, that's lunch for $3. - Every piece was good. - It was so good. - The sandwich. - The little nuggies. - The frosty and the nuggies. - It was so good. - It's so good. - So damn, okay, well you know. - The Wall Street. - Well, are you gonna, is there something else? 'cause I'm thinking this is like Burger King. Well, okay, so the CEO, I guess was speaking to investors, franchisees, Wall Street Journal reported that he said, Wendy's quote, "Short-changed ingredient quality for cost savings," he said. Our quality differentiation has eroded. Our value proposition has weakened and we have not consistently delivered the experience customers expect from us. Experience features described. Yes, old bitches remember, back in the 1900s, how good Wendy's was. Wendy's was what introduced me to Niggas putting a fry in a frosty. Yes, and that is also when I found out Niggas put cheese on chicken sandwiches. Wendy's was like, oh, at least bought doing a real chicken sandwich with like a chicken bread. And people would come and order it with cheese all the time and I simply had never heard of such a thing. I was just like, what? But Niggas loved that chicken sandwich at Wendy's. People would ask me when I was working so they could come through. And you know, let me just throw a little extra fries with something in there, something like that. But they absolutely loved everything about it. So, yeah, maybe they're gonna do like Burger King. Remember when Burger King put out an all-in-ass that was like, yeah, the Wapakon is suck now. (laughing) And I like it. I like when brands are like, oh, we actually have been playing in y'all face for years, our bad, try and see you in, girl. We went in there and straightened that shit up. Like Red Lobster, Red Lobster hired that black man. He started doing ads talking about y'all not getting in the shrimp no more. That's how we had, that's how we ended up bankrupt. (laughing) - You just reminded me, you just reminded me at the beginning of "Quiet on the Creek" with Satan. I was like, oh, my bad. (laughing) Literally, that's what they sound like when they do that. So. - Yeah, well, they said their development strategy is to expand in the following areas, improving food quality and menu value, strengthening restaurant operations, upgrading stores and equipment, revised marketing. (laughing) - There we go. - Yeah. - There we go, see you don't forget some ads. - So the food's been trying. (laughing) - And we hear you. And we present, we present "Marj Blige" to sing a new prune about the latest sandwich. - And when it's not bad, it's $10 for a sandwich. So it's like, girl, is it fast food or is it apple beast? (laughing) 'Cause do you want to say it? - All right. - I'll feed my family at this point for what you ask if we're at the goddamn drawing room. - Happily, if you asking them. (laughing) Because let me tell you where my grainy is fixing the girl, if I tell her, we can go eat anywhere. I mean, we can get a mean young filet, we can get you a wagyu, whatever you like, apple bees work. I guess we're going to eat. - That was my mama for Mother's Day, like, I don't know, probably 2018, 2019. I'm like, whatever restaurant you want to go to in the whole city. This need a said olive garden. (laughing) I said no mama, wherever you want to go. - Me and I said, when I asked you what. - She said unlimited salad and soup. (laughing) I like this, don't even. - Okay. - And breadsticks, so. - Feeling up on that cheap shit, you might even go eat your cheap shit. I'm trying, girl. - That's what she wanted. - Oh my God, I used to love all of garden when I could eat this. - I thought it was fine fucking dining, girl. (laughing) - Girl, who lasts? (laughing) - When you're here, you're a family. (laughing) - I wish I used to. - Girl, and don't take that at a food home too because it immediately comes face. (laughing) - The salad comes back before you even done with dinner. (laughing) - It's fine. (laughing) There's nothing. - Oh my God. - I'm like, this is the salad you wanted unlimited up. (laughing) - This is it. - That's what they like. - It's a bit boring. - Anyway. - Big last but not least, this is the one that made me laugh. There's been a bill in Texas that they've been trying to pass that would ban drag shows from Texas. - All right, girl. - US District Judge, David Hittner, struck down Texas Senate Bill 12 because he clearly pointed out that it is against the first amendment. And wrote, the district judge wrote, the solution is relatively simple, just don't go. - Well. - Fears. - I mean, this is, it's almost like the most common sense response is the one y'all least wanna do. Just don't go to the fucking drag shows. You literally don't have to. It's not a required part of your day or your life. Like, you can live your entire existence. I never once saw a drag queen outside a TV in like all of my years growing up. You don't, you can just structure your life to where this has nothing to do with you. But Texas is backwards as fuck anyway. Did you see them new weed laws they have? - No. - Baby, anything under a gram is a felony. Like, they said we come in out to gate with a felony 180 days to two years in jail and a fine of up to $10,000 for less than one gram. I'm talking about one edible nigga. Texas will give you a felony for having an edible. So am I shocked that somebody said, you know, let's talk about more laws and a bullshit that have nothing to do right. Let's do some more stupid shit that has nothing to do with the real problems people are facing in this state. Yeah. - Oh, I see it here. It's in the same reports. - Of course it is. They said in other dumb ass Texas knows. - Yeah. - These niggas are handing out felonies left and right because they don't want y'all to vote because Texas is getting more and more purple. So they do not want all you hippie liberals who moved from California and New York to Texas to save money on income taxes. They do not want you hoes voting because y'all are making Texas too liberal. And so. - You see what's wrong? What the administration just do with mainland voting? - No. What they do. Burn down half the post offices like what? She's a sliced man. It's always something. They're basically like putting these new restrictions on mainland voting where they send like a list of people that would be qualified for mainland voting and then the state has to like send something back. Basically they're shitting on the whole state's rights thing for voting and basically saying when it comes to mainland, it has to be this. And so the administration gets to basically decide who qualifies for mainland voting and then force that on the rest of the country essentially. So it's just another wide open way. I butchered it. It's another wide open way for them to control who can vote and who can't. - Yep. - That's exactly it. - But it's just like so in your face about it. But it just feels like it feels like the country I said is doing this. Stop hitting yourself. - Yeah. I saw this about them importing beef and maybe using horses and the farmers on TikTok are like, I got beef, I got beef and then all the comments are, yeah, but who did you vote for? So I was saying, okay. - Well. - One of my reads. - Oh, okay. Love that. - I'll drop it off here actually because it's pretty much the end in line with this. - That's very thing. - California, central California farmers are destroying, I think 350,000 peach trees. - What? - 420,000 peach trees. - What? Why? - I think it's like 350 acres maybe because Del Mati, some sort of deal that they had with Del Mati, I guess, went through or no longer exists. So they have all of these, what do they call them? Clean tree peaches or something like that? That they're just like, they can't find an alternate buyer for it so they're getting this like $9 million bailout or some shit like that, maybe more than that so that they can, I guess, switch to a different crop. - Wow, okay. - So they're going to get rid of all of these peach trees, let that fruit rot and switch to something else. Rather than I don't know, feeding on some peach trees. - I like, surely 420,000 peaches, like, I mean, a farming is a business, yeah, yeah. But can we not come up with like a more efficient way to handle this? Is it just, well, let's burn all of them, shits down and try for olives next or something? Like I don't, okay. - I don't know, I read that it's not like typical peaches where you can just, They come bite into an item, they're tougher and usually made are meant to be processed and canned. So processed and canned them and then feed people like I don't understand, what are you talking about? They're meant to do something non-wasteful because they won't do that. It's so stupid. Are you asking the US government to do something that would be good for its people? There's 3,000 acres, 420,000 clean stone peach trees. Yeah, I mean that's a lot, it's a lot of fucking peaches. I'm just not. Well, when we can them up and distribute them to food pantries in such across the country where people could really use some fruit, you know, we are so fucking down. Well, we don't care about nothing more than money, not one thing. All right. And I'll be part and back to back with Tim Perry, this is like, this is the light skinned on Harriet of planets and eras and eras. Yeah. I'm tired. I mean and what can you do? You either stop watching or you stick it out because you're not going nowhere. That's it. Yeah, this is like light skin envy of all over again. Damn, how many shows do I do at all? At least three. At least. I don't like that y'all got rid of our dark skin, I'll tease and brought in these light skin women to replace me. Yeah, you're bad. Sfeeling fishy. But Johnnery Payton was like, this is like, y'all can do this no more. She said, y'all have turned this into JJ and good times with this fight. Fucking idiot. Jesus Christ. He's dumbass nerd next door when I got to get out of here, y'all. Like he's not even a member of the family. Yeah. It doesn't matter. And yes, he hijacks every up. That's it for the hot tops this week. We're going to take a break and then we're going to come back and read your letters. Well folks, we have returned and it's time to read your letters. And indeed, send your questions to ask the [email protected]. We may read them aloud on the show. Our first letter this week comes from Duppie Conqueror who says, okay, Doppie's a ghost. Well, this question is for K. Feary because I know Chris will be fucking with this one. Have you heard of or watched possession? It's a supernatural thriller on HBO Max. Okay. I want a biracial lawyer who flees from the UK to Jamaica or flies from the UK to Jamaica to investigate a case regarding a white British millionaire who dies on an old Jamaican plantation and mysteriously gives his 50 million pound inheritance to a Jamaican man, no one has heard of before. Looks like the show delves heavily into which craft in Jamaica and most importantly, the Jamaican accents are authentic and the actors speak real Patsua, no David Diggs foolishness here. I highly, highly recommend love Duppie Conqueror. So that one came highly recommended for you in particular. Yeah, I can't, I don't know if it's streaming here yet. Oh, really? I've seen the trailer and stuff for it, but I don't know if it's streaming in the US. Oh, damn. It's not getting things. Well, you know, with British TV a lot of the time, they'd be like, "Rome, just go ahead and wait for y'all to remake it." I say, "Y'all will take this soon enough." Right. Okay. Well, it sounds interesting at the very least. It looks like my type of carrying on. I'm wondering if Rose Hall is where, I mean, there's a few plantations, so it really doesn't matter. But yeah, this is the type of thing I've been waiting to see, because there's a lot of folklore, ghost stories, and obviously a lot of history when it comes to slave trade. Oh, yeah. For sure. All of that. So interesting to see what they're going to do with it when I get a chance to see it. If it is streaming somewhere here or y'all know something, please let me know, because I want to know. Well, they said HBO Max, but that might be-- It's not on there. Yeah. So they finna hit you with the--all you gotta do is get you a VPN. Right. I'm not doing it on it. Okay. Our next letter comes from New Monica, who says, "Dear Chrislyn Kiffiri, first off, I fully recognize that this is gonna sound ridiculous, but I can't let it go." My husband and I have been married for two years and together for ten. We got together when I was 21 and he was 23. Now admittedly, I was young, immature, and loved attention, so I cheated on him for about seven years, although most of it was only emotional, not physical. In 2023, he found messages on my iPad and confronted me. Unfortunately, my response was basically, "Well, don't go through my stuff if you don't want to find something that you don't want to see." So not exactly my finest moment. We argued, but ultimately he forgave me or at least I thought he did. Fast-forward about four months and he ended up cheating on me. I suspected something was going on and confronted him and he admitted it and said he did it to get back at me. I left him, moved out, but after months of him begging for reconciliation and me living alone in this economy, I eventually forgave him. That's so real. True. He paid to break my lease, hired movers to move me back home, and has continued paying the household bills, as well as all of my personal expenses. So I can keep my own money to myself. Where do you not be finding these rich niggas? I've really. Oh my God. Is it a list I can get on like, okay. I was wondering the same thing. So here's the issue. The cheating itself is not what bothers me. It's not the woman he cheated with, it wasn't black. This is curious. Now thankfully, she wasn't white because that would have sent me over the edge, but the fact that she wasn't black has bothered me way more than I ever expected. My husband and I have always considered ourselves extremely pro-black. It's something we've shared and taken pride in throughout our relationship. So now my brain has decided that the fact that he slept with a non-black woman must mean that this is secretly his type. Of course, I brought this up to him, and he insists that she was simply there and he was drunk. And there was no deeper attraction or preference behind it. But my brain is still like, why her? I know how immature this sounds, especially because I did cheat on this man for years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I just can't see the records out in my head and I completely lose in the plot. Is this just an insecurity I need to work through? Please help. No moniker. She's so fun. You have a lot of nerves and I think I live, I'm not for you. I think I do. But she said, now yes, I did cheat on this man for 70% of our relationship, but he could have hit back with a black beard. How dare he crack that Indian girl like come on. What? If he does go back to you, maybe he knew that would piss you off. Not even more. I was about to say, that would be the reason I did it. Right. Meanwhile, this man is like, girl, I was deep in my feelings when I brought it up that she were cheating on me. You tell me to go fuck myself and it's my fault for looking for the problem. So yeah, I was drunk and sad and this girl was flirting with me at the bar, so I fucked there like, I don't know why you don't want to believe that. But it is, I think you deserve this agony though, you do. You deserve to be suffering right now. Yeah, this idea that it's like, oh well, is this secretly his type? What difference is it man? Right. Hey guys, look back are so he thinks by looking front. It seems like a waste of time to even be concerning yourself with why this woman, because even if it were, let's say there was no prior cheating going on or whatever and he cheated on you with another black girl. It would similarly, in my opinion, be a waste of time being like, well, why this thick, my skinny girl, why this girl, this hair, why this girl with this complexion, like why any fucking body? Why anybody, why cheat? And I mean, really no moniker, you might be thinking now it's got to be deeper than that because for you, it was deeper than that, you was cheating on this man and you said it was mostly emotionally, which is seven years of emotional cheating, damn. Was the nigger giving you anything like seven years of getting attention and affection and feeling seen and and developing connections with other people? Like, I mean, okay, girl, but you also said mostly emotional, meaning sometimes you did go a fuck on them. - Right. Thank you for clocking that. - So I think you might be like, knives deeper than that because you have been deeper than that. But I think it's very possible, right? I think it's very possible this man is telling the truth that he was drunk and she was there, especially 'cause he got his link back quick child for months later, yeah, he was hurt, girl. - Yeah. - I think you're underestimating how much your actions affected this man. This is a lot. You cheated for a long time and then you blew him off and made it his fault that he found out. Like, ah, your conscious is probably being your ass. - Maybe. It sounds like you know your conscious should be beating down to be just. - You're trying to make it be Joe's. - Right. - He's like, not even feel bad. I need to feel bad. - Is this secretly his type? Girl, maybe he's not to be. - Or maybe he's just the man. - Right, oh, we were both. - And Pussy is just his type. Imagine being like, 'cause morally, we were both really about this. - The morals went out the window when the cheating. Like, you can't be like, we always just prided ourselves so much on and I'd let no light skin people in our house. It's like, well, what do any of that have to do with you cheating on that man for a seven year? And then he begged to get you back. You know Pussy doing something spectacular. That's why I want to stand. I really do. - Yeah, like I kind of do this. - I want to. I want to stand real bad. And he paying all the bills. - Damn. I don't know if I'm mad at you or if I should be taking lessons. - Really dope. - True. - Like, you have a guy. Do you have an e-book? (laughing) What is it going on? - How did you pull that off? - Numanica. - Beerus. - Yeah. - Did we help? Probably not, but it's good luck. 'Cause I mean, this is hilarious. This is hilarious. Objectively fine. - Yeah. - Are you such a sub-buck? - It really is, funny. Like, oh, well, not this bitch. If it was a black queen. - Then that would be something else. You could understand. That's a black queen. - All right. - Calm down, Dr. Umar. - All right. Our last letter comes from Brenda, who says, "Hi, Chrissy and Kid Fury. "I'm 33 and a newly licensed marriage and family therapist. "A work at a psych facility for children "as a full-time therapist focusing on family work." Chrissy, you went to therapy school so you know very well that we get into this because of our own unhealed mess, true. I have a three-year-old daughter and I am not with her emotionally and verbally abusive father, but my problem isn't about him. It's about my father. A few months ago, I took my daughter to the library and got a call from my dad. Now, mind you, my dad is an alcoholic with undiagnosed ADHD, so I knew he was gonna be loud as hell and I didn't answer the phone. - You just said. - He left a voicemail and that's when I found out that this was a butt dial, but on the voicemail, I overheard him telling a woman, a woman that my guess is he's trying to fuck. That I only had my daughter out of jealousy of my sister who has three kids of her own. I have spent most of my life saying that I didn't want kids. My baby was a surprise and that surprise became my biggest blessing. My sister and I do have our issues, but I promise all my whole being that my daughter is a result of a drunk night when I was grieving the death of my grandfather and my sister was not a thought in that decision at all. My problem is why the fuck is my father talking about me like this? We have a complicated relationship due to his drinking. During my teen and early adult years, he kicked me out in a drunken rage pretty regularly, but I've always remained respectful and I have forgiven him. I texted him immediately after I heard that voicemail and asked him to never contact me again. He texted me back saying that whoever told me that was lying. I love when niggas get caught in a lie. Oh my gosh. And they don't know that you know that you feel so good. So of course, I sent him the voicemail and I haven't heard from him since. My bad fuck bitch. My dad grew up in the slums that Jamaica, so I understand he is a traumatized man. If I was a client of mine, I would encourage creating boundaries and discourage cutoffs because that's not functional. However, I cannot bring myself to practice what I preach. How do I or should I move forward with my father? I know the healthiest thing would be to forgive and create boundaries, but I've tried for over a decade and he never respects them. Any advice would help. Thanks, Brenda. - Go for it. - I mean, you threw in that dad grew up in the slums of Jamaica and trauma. You threw that in at the very end. That provides a lot of context. But I mean, honestly, you're 33. So your dad is probably in his mid 50s to mid 60s. And I wouldn't be surprised at Jamaican or any other ethnicity. I just would not be surprised at a man that age was behaving this way, basically. So how do you move forward? Well, I think it's interesting that you said the healthiest thing would be to forgive and create boundaries, but you've tried that for over a decade, he never respects them. That is a sign that we got to move to the next healthiest thing because if you could just create boundaries with your dad and he respected that and y'all were able to maintain a relationship that way, you would not be writing into the read right now. So I think it's time to switch to, you know, this healthier thing. I'm using your own words here. I think it's time to pick something else. Like, you already told him never to contact you again and after you embarrassed him about sending him the voicemail, he has not reached out. What is done here? (laughing) And I know he was gagged. I know he crunched bitch like which are lying ass. I know he just couldn't believe it. Like what? You gotta lock your phone, Pop. Stupid. I got some. But it's also interesting that you said, if this was your client, you would tell them to create boundaries and discourage them from cutting their dad off because that's not functional. But this is also not functional. Is this a functional relationship with your father? Who you saw calling you and didn't answer the phone 'cause you assumed he would be drunk and lie out? Damn. You didn't even answer the phone in the first place. And you know what, it's a good thing you didn't because now you have the proof of the voicemail of what he said as opposed to just overhearing him say it live. But yeah, you, I think you have to, it's hard when you know your parents are traumatized (laughing) because you wanna have that empathy and understanding for them because people deserve that when they've gone through hard shit. But it's, you're asking how to move forward with somebody who ain't called you since April. Respectfully, what is there to move forward with? What you suppose to be the even biggest person and bypass him not talking to you or whatever else. Like you suppose to go and be like, "Okay, daddy, that's been long enough. We need to be friends again. Come harass me and get on my nerves." And have me wondering what other women like, "Why is your dad. " "Hey, who is this bitch you talking to me about?" "What is this bitch?" And then why would you, that's how you feel about my child. That's how you feel about me like that. I fit respectfully. You need to ask yourself why after all of what you sent to us, your question was how do I move forward with him? What? I'm not even saying you have to cut him off. I'm saying him the idea that how do I, you know, where do we go from here? It's just like, baby, what are you talking about? Why is that even a top concern? Yeah. And it's, right, you're talking about this again with somebody who has not called you since April. It's not, I don't understand why that's where you would focus, babe. So, but yeah, what do you think? I completely agree. Like what, I mean, move forward with what? This person has essentially said that this person has completely violated your existence, trust, patience, grace. And you had to hear him over a butt dial with his old dumbass talking to whoever the fuck about you and saying some of the grossest, bitch, I wouldn't even say that to somebody here. I would never say that I loud. What do you mean? And why would that impress somebody? Be like, oh yeah, I definitely want to give you some pussy nails. Right. Who are you talking to? And I'm your child. This is how you're talking about me. You can directly get missing and that's exactly what it is. Baby, I think that you hit the nail on the head when you said like like this isn't Well, you just said that you just use the a specific word when you said that sometimes cutting off a parent is not Sustainable or something. I think you just said hmm, but neither is this. Oh, yeah. No, well she was talking about I know that that's not the Not even healthy thing to do. That's not functional. But like this is not fun. Right Right, this is me that is functional as fuck. Yes, you didn't even answer because you was like that nigga gonpy trunk and loud He's been dysfunctional for all of your life You said I have a complicated relationship with him because of the undiagnosed mental illnesses and the alcoholism Yeah, so yeah, it was already not functional, but First you're a first generation immigrant kid. There's a lot of Emotions that are tied into that and Culturally you're probably feeling like Disconnecting from your dad permanently is not An option and again, I'm not even saying that's what you have to do. I'm saying why is it on you? You wait for that grown man to come to you and be like I was dead fucking wrong I don't know why I was trying to pillow talk with the hose and brought you up I don't even know why I'm doing that. I don't even know why I'm doing that. Yeah, and he need presence A run cake, so you ain't your baby actually cuz who are you talking to? Yeah, right? I completely agree There's only so much You know, they mean and the fact that you already am like I know this thing is a drunk ass Let me just go ahead and pick up the phone and just deal anyway. Now you hear that. Yeah, it will legitimately be a thing where I think and I would be spending time trying to I Think I would just spending this time trying to get through the Possibility that mean this nigga might never ever speaking again that I might never ever get Admission from him of anything anything and leave that door and that ball for her I'm not going to hear no shit like this like what you just said to the streets about me On top of dealing with all of your other shit and then be up at the table trying to figure out how to fix things Girl good luck. No, and it's been all your life like if you're he said you do get to a point where all of your patience and grace and Understanding and forgiveness and it's okay. Let's try again. Well if you get to a point where you have tapped out Of what another human being can provide for you. You're 33. Yo daddy's been like this your whole life It's a it's a no babe. Do you focus on yourself and your baby and and Think about it maybe even write it out or you know talk to a fellow therapist about it Write out how you would respond to him if he did hit you up But I absolutely would not be trying to to mend this Fuck no, fuck no I might be open to it if you come back around with the correct apology and I might not but either way You deserve that apology. Thank you. Yeah, thank you, and I might and I might fucking and I don't have to be There it is, but we tend to if we're gonna give anybody that one million second chance is almost always the parents, so yeah I think deep down, you know, she's supposed to do girl. You just got licensed you you more educated than I am, baby I think you know But sometimes we just need to hear somebody else say it a man Alright, um, good luck to you. That is gonna wrap up this week's listener letters again If you have a question for us, please send us an email ask the [email protected]. All right, we'll be right back All right folks, we're back. It's time for the read Mm-hmm. I We'll try to get this up out of the way start with the fun one gonna read myself for taking so long to acknowledge how delicious Plantins are with state What what what what what the delay? I Think of because like Jamaican I always eat plantain with like Mm-hmm. I don't know. I always eat it with like chicken or something with rice or like a seafood, maybe I don't think I've had it with State that often maybe beef, but I had some Boston over last night my good girl with like a yummy What is it what is it porterhouse or what was I don't know it was a nice good cut of state The salt I Crushed them pants Okay, the Brazilians. I fuck with what y'all doing. I fuck with it Bitch I was looking like Brittany brosky bitch. I was in the middle game like Link when she had her first sniff of that a human grade So put me my life has been forever changed now What I really wanted to talk about today is uh, I just want to say target Wow, oh man, so I do see that You you think you're funny you aren't you're not funny you never will work in the realm or industry of comedy no one's laughing Nobody thinks that you're cute except maybe fellow racists, so I don't know why you bitches felt like on time in the midst of the cancellation You were like okay We got the Jay Z thing Let's play in our face a little bit yeah This the most racist Halloween costume I think I've ever seen in my life Like in my entire living life it's almost like y'all needed the DEI to tell you that this was a really bad idea Hmm it's like if you hadn't fired all your black women somebody would have flagged this Early in the developmental stages and said you know what This looks bad girls like maybe let's not I couldn't believe it when I said forgive me if I'm not interested in your little poe as apology bitch And talking about how we could understand how this would offend some black girls And we're gonna you know do the int the internal work to make sure this never happens again So get back into hiring Oh not like that so you're not going to so nothing's gonna have like that If y'all have not seen this Don't know what I'm talking about first of all God bless you. Please teach me your ways I wish that I didn't have to know about this to see this but target Uh released some new costumes for this year's Halloween one of them that went up on their website is some shit that they call the The black light circuits costume or something. Yes. Yes. Yes. Black light circus Okay It's a little boy and what I cannot describe it as anything other than a minstrel costume Did it make you from the the styling of it? Yeah the mask being just black sheer with this big You know me grow It's the face I It's really the face with the big old watermelon eating smile That that because I don't know what the rest of the rest of it is like I don't know weird clown I don't I don't understand what this is supposed to be It's supposed to be our cartoonish Um minstrel show black face. Oh okay. Yeah Monster yeah and by monster, I mean The people who made monstrosity I just feel like What do you what do you who do you think that you are what do you think that this is Now it was already I'm not purchasing anything from target. Right. We were already there. Uh We were already there and I'm pretty sure I've said there's one walking distance I used to be up in there when I needed all my little kids together. Yes. Oh god You won't catch me dead In a tarjet beds It's never gonna happen. It's never going to happen. The fact that they did this the fact that they had him pose the way that he did The fact that this is the little black boy that probably that definitely has parents and guardians who send him out to these shoots right Who went ahead and let this happen There is nothing about this from the styling to the patterns the little hat on the head the the little pic in any smile Yeah Well Target absolutely Get directly into being I don't want to hear nothing about nothing Any more please don't come over here talking about some you know a here. There's a live show coming up grow Girl, you can kiss every back in some way. Like, do you know how much work you bitches would ever have to do? For me to allow Link to get a dog bowl out that bitch, like, you hos are going to have to crawl up out of the mud sit and slime before I could even think about looking at that bull's eye again, bitch. This was disgusting. This was disgusting. And what's on top of the fact that it's a little black boy in the costume. If a white kid puts that costume on, they are in black face. It's not just the smile. The mesh over the mask is black. Yeah. I saw. What were y'all thinking, man, for real? Good grief. There's no way that was not intentional. I don't get the fuck. There's no way that wasn't intentional. Maybe someone's super, super, super high, the tip top of a target, one paying attention because they were just like, well, get rid of all that dr shit, fuck them hos, and money. You know, and they were probably patting themselves on the back for casting a black boy or hiring a black boy in the first place. They're probably like, see? And the blacks were mad at us. But we're hiring black models to put on these costumes, right fucking mal, girl. To be honest, they probably legally have to do that anyway. What, hire a black person to be in the costume. Do they really? I'm not sure what I'm saying. I'm just guessing. Oh, well. I mean, I just have to be D.E.R. I mean, right, which we all know no longer a thing, but interesting, interesting target. Y'all really fucked up. Wow. Yeah. But just like that. I mean, dress up right. I mean, right. Right. Right. You used to be boozy Walmart. And now, I wish we could go back to now your bespeckled swamp, uh, your Everglades Walmart. You are. You are Florida man Walmart. Yeah. Congrats. Yeah. I feel bad for the little dog. The little dog. The little dog in the picture, oh no, the little dog, what is it, a boxer, a bulldog. What is it? No, I can't remember that. It's not a little white dog. It's cute. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. The dog said, why am I in it, man. Oh. Okay. Yeah. That's it for me. I just wow. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Okay. It sounded so stupid. Yeah. So just two things for me this week, first of all, did you know Luigi Manjioni is guilty? I had no idea he actually did pop that man. No, let me tell you. I legitimately thought Luigi Manjioni was just some innocent person that the feds had plucked up out of nowhere and they were just going to pin this on him. And do you know what? You really did? I genuinely thought that. Oh, wow. All the rest of you were making jokes online about how he was innocent and free him. I meant that. I don't know why. And I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why. It's because of one peanut head ass bitch named Eric Adams. When that whole shooting happened, Eric Adams insisted on being part of the park walk. Remember how he flew that he was like a part of the team of the police marching him into the fucking jail and he made it about. And so I said, Eric Adams just went and snatched up some transplant out of Brooklyn and was like, you finna be the the United Health care murderer like I just legit thought because Eric out of the all bullshit he be on dumb shit, he would do something like this. Especially with the pageantry, right, right, especially with the opportunity, he's, he's trumping a black man's body. He absolutely would take the opportunity to be seen and I don't want to send a message and look him in the eye. Get the fuck out the way. Anyway. Yeah. Imagine my shock. I had to sit down, I had to sit down. That man said, I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan and he died. I knew what I was doing. I traveled and emailed the United Health care leadership and I pretended to be super wealthy so that they would were a lot of my emails because when I asked them about my mom's cancer treatments, they didn't or whatever, you know, I'm like, wait, wait, everybody hold on. Just one guy didn't say it. I genuinely did not think that man had actually done that. That is so funny. Honestly, I did not know, I mean, I just, okay, so I don't, I don't regret anything I said. And I was the one bitch over here just truly believing it like no, and I'm tired of Eric Adams and his dumb shit eventually they're gonna be like, oh, not enough evidence. We don't know where the real killer is like, I just knew. So who could blame you? You know when Trump is president and Eric Adams is your mayor, nothing feels real. So you're probably gonna get a ton of people in the message you like, bitch, I guess. And they're gonna be like, and Loki, I still don't believe it because if you put this clip from this clip and then when you look at the surveillance cameras from 36 and 7th, it's very different from 35 and then the already know, you know, but so yeah, shout out to Luigi doll about freedom, I guess, but yeah, I didn't think it really did that crazy. And speaking of crazy, I miss cancer, I've been talking about this for weeks now. His grown dumbass cisgender men harassing the WNBA because of Sophie Cunningham opening up this conversation where it just really had no impact at all. Now all of a sudden it's really an issue. And as cancer went to the Chicago sky game the other day when they were playing Indiana, he was wearing a shirt that says woman, now adult human female, which a lot of these transphobes have been wearing. And he said that at some point right before the end of the third quarter, Natasha Cloud got mad because he raised his hand when Sophie Cunningham took a shot and this when she started barking at him. I don't, the article I read on the Chicago Tribune said that the people sitting over by him overheard him antagonizing Natasha Cloud the whole time and saying a little shit and finally she had had enough and started barking at him from the court. He got up trying to argue back and started walking towards the court stepped onto the baseline and that is when security had him removed from the court and then eventually from the stadium, because you cannot go onto the court if you are not a player or ref or coach. What makes you think you could do this is the WNBA just a big ass. This is like a toy to you, like it's a game, but we're not playing. You may not step onto the court. Now I don't know why the league hasn't banned him yet. The Chicago sky. The sky has said, I and his cancer can not come back to any of our games because he played too fucking much and nobody here for that dumb shit. The WNBA needs to go ahead and do the same. Anybody who thinks that they can go from a sideline, see a silencing, he purchased mind you. He was not a guest of the team. Anybody who feels like they can entitled enough to get up and walk towards the court. They really feel like they do something with one of the players does not need to be allowed into any WNBA game in any arena period. And the league hands up because those are the seats where I sit and the league puts little pieces of paper or signs all kind of shit on the seats closer to the court that basically say act like you have some goddamn sense or we will kick you out of this arena and don't fucking try us. Anybody else did this, y'all would have banned them probably the same fucking night from all WNBA and NBA games. So I will be over here tapping my fingers and waiting for the goddamn league to do what they supposed to do and send a message to these fucking clowns that whatever your issue are with the WNBA players, whatever your issues are with the league, make sure you keep it online where it's safe. Don't bring this stupid shit to the arena and think you really can do something to one of these players because you go find out very fucking quickly. Would you have walked onto the fucking court of an NBA game? Absolutely not because you respect NBA players. and you respect the craft. And this is supposed to be about protecting women, right? Mind you, somebody's throwing d- they back to throwing dildos on the court, at least once a week. - We swam back. - So this is how y'all protected female athletes by throwing dicks on the court, but also, didn't you just declare for the WNBA draft? Why are you wearing a shirt that says a woman is an adult human female? All right, you said you were a woman when you declared for the draft because you have to be a woman to declare for the draft. But now you wear in a shirt that says a woman is an adult human female. So are you telling us that you are an adult human female? Or are you not thinking of the troll through enough and just looking like a big fucking idiot? Which one is it? Which one is it? And then went on Fox News talking about, I just got kicked out of a, or went on Twitter, but he also went on Fox News. But went online talking about, I just got kicked out of a WNBA game for supporting female athletes. No, you didn't. You got kicked out of a WNBA game for stepping on the fucking baseline because you cannot do that. You are a spectator. You're not on that team. What a fucking dumbass. Any boss else who did the same thing would have also been removed from the game. I hate stupidity being like proud right now. It has nothing to do with your T-shirt. It has nothing to do with their views. There are plenty of terrible people with terrible opinions at every WNBA game. They don't get kicked out because they don't go get on the fucking court. They don't throw dicks on the court. They don't disrupt the flow of the game. That is what you did. And if. Imagine being confused about it. Like, and trying to taste and he said what got him agitated was that Natasha Cloud said, Sophie wasn't going to fuck you. But what? He went on, he went on Fox News and was like, she just kept saying she's not going to sleep with you. She's not going to sleep with you about Sophie cutting him. And I'm like, what I'm sure she actually said was, you doing all this hooting and hollering behind that girl, she's not going to fuck you. But if you let Natasha Cloud rage bait you and you end up banned from WNBA games forever because of it, then I say, congratulations to Natasha Cloud. And actually shout out to Natasha Cloud for being a fucking real one when it comes to these kinds of conversations. And she would be the one because she and Sophie used to play on the same team on the Mercury and they were like, you know, just little team besties and all until all of this, you know, I'm not sure what it is. Oh, probably Trump. And that's when Natasha was like, oh, not you supporting the nigga who would outright strip my rights and throw me in prison if you could. But anyway, like she knows this girl, she would know better than you would. So, but okay, okay. You didn't get kicked out because you're transphobic. You got kicked out because you broke the rules very, very obvious lately. And anybody else would have been ejected for the same shit. So maybe stop being such a fucking dumbass. What were you doing before this? Go back to that. Yeah, I think a transphobic like frosting on the cat. You were gonna get kicked out. He sweetens it up a bit. Meanwhile, not going to a court and not think you can get in trouble. I don't care how mad you are. You cannot go on the, again, when you have respect for what's taken place on the court, when you have respect for the people who are on the court, you don't do shit like that. Only on this can't a guy kicked out of that gay. Well, I don't know if it was only him, but for this, yeah, you literally played yourself. You asked for it. Suffer you dumb bitch. And she not go fuck you. You're not getting no pussy out of this. Like it'll, it'll, it's never gonna happen. Like you own dream about it. And you won't be invited to the draft. Do you know why? 'Cause you're a grown fucking man. (laughing) You're a man. And you know you're a man. You're trolling and it's not funny. Grow the fuck up. - Oh my God, it's so boring. It's so stupid. - Anyway, right. And again, zero trans women in the WNBA. So I pray this is the last I'm speaking. Well, we've had non-binary players. And I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of them, you know, actually are more masculine identifying than what they would outright say. But that's still not what y'all are talking about. So it's all a moot point. (laughing) You niggas just say anything. And you're not getting drafted either. So go ahead and get your fake lawsuit ready. - Imagine a Texas judge, Texas. Telling other government officials something that a child and kid in their garden would. Oh, you don't like that thing? Well, you don't have to go. - Texas. - Interesting. - Wild. - Yeah. - They kill people. (laughing) - Okay. - Gary and the others try to get the power back. It's just like every-- - Oh my God, yes, that whole story is crazy. Like two weeks without power. - Two weeks. - Two weeks. - Hundreds of thousands. - In, in, in, in, and the weeks. - Do Flint have clean water yet? - No. - And that whole girl is like 22. - Right. Little Miss Flint has grown now. And Flint still don't have clean water, bitch. - Can we eat spinach yet? - I just can't go home. Just take your things and go home. Leave the WNBA alone. And to the WNBA, you need to ban this person. From all games. - Yes. - NBA too. He needs to be banned from all arenas. This is-- - All of them. - 'Cause you cannot act this way. Send the message. Thank you so much. - Yeah. - It's dangerous to have everyone involved. - Literally. - Patient to himself. - Right. - Yeah. - Can I be trusted to behave yourself? (laughing) - Not fit for a, for, what did they say? - For office? - They say like, for no, not fit for like when you're like public. Wasn't where where you're like not safe to be around other people, I can't think of it right now. - Would you get-- - No clue. (laughing) - No clue. - Like I think. - No idea. - But, oh, okay, and that's it for me, man. Oh, do you know anything about, no, you don't. I was gonna ask-- - I thought you was not-- - It's the danger to I bear. - Okay, a public nuisance. - For that to public safe, there we go. It was gone by to you. You had to. (laughing) All right. That is gonna wrap up this week's episode of The Read. You can check us out on social media at This Is The Read. I have a cutesy little advice show called Crystal's Catch new episode out now. 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We're watching Harlem Nights Next Week. - Oh, wait. - One of my favorite fucking TV shows. - Anything want my polygamous recap and review it is over there live on patreon.com. - Splash Kiffiri. That's it. - All right. - Welcome home, Virgo. - Oh, yes indeed, it's our time. We're gonna get you August girls out of the way and then we'll get to the real star of the show. But, no, I love August Virgo's. Put your phones down. Love you guys, love you guys. At least your Virgo's, okay? Like is everybody ain't able? - December sages don't have none of them. (laughing) - August Virgo's are great. They just got too much of that Leo on them. (laughing) Just a little too Leoish, you know. We got him. - Yes. - I saw Instagram posts. I was like, "August Leo's are Kikipalmer. "September or August Virgo's are Kikipalmer. "September Virgo's are Beyonce." Like, there it is. - There it is. - There it is. - Oh. - Let me clear it to me. - All right, y'all, take care of yourselves. 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