Seth, You're A Bad Boy

they're just four guys having a good time having a good time having a good time just four guys having a good time seth andy keith and yorm now yorm do you think yeah it's just me and yorm right now but seth's coming what that you should share with the quades some of the great drops you made so they're in on the forest before seth gets on here are some of the drops we made for seth oh turban white okay that's one seth you a bad boy that's my favorite seth you're so funny so when you hear any of those drops you gotta drink just kidding we were talking about how that seth you're so funny is i think that she kind of seth you're so funny there's something in the tone in the back half that lets me know it's not actually flirting yeah that she doesn't care friend zoning she's like you're so like moving on to the next guy i'm talking to god really funny um i do want to shout out the person who did the rvo which is baraka and she actually keith was a backup singer in popstar oh like on stage yeah wait who is a backup singer in popstar just this friend of greg chun's who uh is is really good at vo probably not actually doing oh there she is you have a picture of her yeah yeah i actually sort of remember her but uh shout out to to baraka does uh yorm sound hot to anybody else or is it just i got him turned up too hot oh seth that's so nice of you i i work out yorm we're getting some feedback from you fuck yeah i think he's mike is so hot feedback we're getting is you're too swole thanks uh is this better yes okay that you passed jeremy allen white's dad and have moved on to jeremy allen white calvin klein era yeah or actually the claw the claw era what was it called what were the brothers wasn't the claw you think i'm there i think it was the brothers mcwrestling oh i love that one i would have seen it if it was called that did you guys see the brothers mcwrestling did you ever see that movie i did yeah my god i know it was a true story but geez louise yeah yeah things keep i don't want to spoilers uh you know i mean the whole movie is the movie should be called spoilers every every time you're feeling pretty good about how the wrestling's something terrible happened seth you're so funny you guys hear that yeah not only did i hear it i panicked when i heard it i was like who's listening the iron claw that's the name of the movie yeah when i uh looked up them after i watched it what's crazy is that the story was even sadder yeah and they had made it like 10 less or 20 less sad for the movie because they were like it's just too much it is which one was the iron claw it's a true story about a family of wrestlers who i i'm gonna get some details wrong but i feel like they came out of like the lower tier professional wrestling and maybe texas keeve and there were like four dudes and it is just um again it's true story so i'm not making light of it's just one tragedy after the other and the thing is that early wrestling scenes where these brothers are like wrestling and these like you know kind of lower tier arenas are super fun yes and their haircuts and outfits are yeah the music it's like one of those movies like here we go and it's like oh you really feel like you're like oh this must have yeah anyway it's very well done but yeah hi guys uh so uh we did actually get some feedback after the bill hater episode that people said you know what that was great but maybe less bill less andy oh that's great wait that's like they wanted less of both yeah they wanted like say one with just your arm next time maybe just your arm keeve seth yeah oh yeah so we're delivering for them that makes sense yeah it does make sense doesn't it like i love when your arm catches up to the bit steph you a bad boy i do think this is best that andy's not here for these new steph do you find them kind of sexy uh yeah i do too i do too i mean i'm a little worried about him because i'm assuming there's not a real person that you got to do these you know no no there is really that's where who we were shouting out at the top oh barricade now i'm really the fact that anybody that you can get anybody to say these things is a real turn on for me uh hey i guess a new york times mini clue was sandberg of seven days of hell yeah i couldn't tell if it was the mini i think it was the midi right mid oh the midi yeah that is more midi than mini um i also now think the new york times game obviously we've established they're communicating with us i like now they're giving us suggestions of things we could do when we run out of shorts they're like yeah they're like hey seven days of hell don't forget it's sitting right there for you um bob flanagan came up in the last episode the great puppet master at snl one person said i had always assumed lauren michaels was the puppet master uh there's two there's two different uses there's two yeah meaning and uh someone wrote in bob flanagan was an amazing puppet and mascot maker he was so fast and his work was highly creative he famously designed and built a huge oz head for wicked on broadway in a week he built a lot of muppets in addition to his snl work he worked for snl for 27 seasons he also designed to build many of the mascots and puppets on john oliver's show including nutter butter the squirrel he passed away in 2024 an incredibly impressive body work i got to work with him a handful of times it looks like the puppet class puppets were put up for auction after he passed away uh so they're floating around in someone's collection and that makes me very happy that someone owns those puppets and uh bob flanagan really truly was one of the best and i say this with great affection he kind of looked like a muppet yeah he looked like a puppeteer for sure it's a vibe it's like a 1970s kind of i didn't realize he passed away though i didn't know that either yeah no that's really sad obviously we were not at snl when he passed away but he was a great anytime you worked with him the of integrity and joy he brought to your dumb sketches was i mean again every department does it snl but he was very special yeah absolutely can i shout out another puppeteer too because i saw the george saunders lincoln and the bardo and there's a lot of puppets in it and james ortiz i looked it up because i was like this guy's pretty awesome and then it's the guy who did the hail mary uh rocky character as well it's pretty cool oh he did the voice for it too right yeah exactly they left his voice i'm gonna shout out i can't believe this is we're gonna go a hat trick on puppeteers but here we are here we are this is what happens when when andy's gone um someone sent me in i'm gonna do this as quickly as possible our security guard jim who's like seven feet tall one day i brought in addy's rolling suitcase it's a pink rolling suitcase and i brought it in because addy and i were flying that day and i had to bring her a suitcase to work because i was going to pick her up straight from work and we're going to go to the airport and jim carried the suitcase and i took a picture from him behind and i showed it um during corrections and i said uh that he looked like godzilla carrying a bus and because of that one of the jackals the people who watch corrections made an incredibly detailed crochet puppet of jimzilla which is uh basically jim as godzilla in a suit carrying a little suitcase that's incredible and then the last corrections uh i've been getting a lot of uh heat recently for how the quality has just gone through the floor on corrections from my beloved viewers uh i did a whole puppet show the last corrections i sat under the desk and jimzilla hosted corrections and i haven't done any puppeteering and i'm gonna say guys for a first shot i think i did real good i'm gonna google that what was the voice that you did for jim jim talks like this a lot of people says it sounds a little bit a little bit like bernie sanders but he's very clipped and um i do i'm gonna say you know it's a lot of you know again anybody who watches corrections you know we're like 183 episodes in and pretty much you gotta start from the beginning it's a lot like this podcast a lot of jokes on jokes a lot of jokes on jokes on jokes but um yeah it's fun being a puppeteer i will say i did not think ahead and my knees i had a position where i'm like my knees are fucking killing me you know that's your whole life if you remember all the the stuff with the stork it was killing him and the stuff with the more uncomfortable the better and then like i just visited sesame street recently with my kids with our buddy brian who's the costumer and who did all of the digital shorts basically and like they basically have these like little roller racers that scoot around on the on the floor so their knees don't hurt as much but there you go can you see can you see my little that's good i mean it's great this is really good and i made little i mean he's that's me reading the notes oh he's got notes this guy's little suitcase some detail work yeah let's hear his voice hold on they can't all be gut busters he's got a good stare we're able to keep this quick those beers on the long island railroad aren't gonna drink themselves this is great seth good job thank you bud thank you bud and again i didn't even know you know this is going to be so puppet forward today but um we talked about the doorman sketch a great sketch uh with bill it was joyful by the way joyful just to have bill on the pond but to talk about that sketch in particular we talked about how uh the kids in the sketch were absolutely professionals uh because they they didn't break and someone accurately pointed out maybe they just thought the sketch was as unfunny as the audience burn it's a good i mean it is we talked about how like the sketch bombed and then we're like how do these kids not laugh first it's like the whole audience wasn't laughing staring at a grown-up talking with an unintelligible accent i liked it yelling in his face a lot look i think it's clear we liked it but it is funny that we're like what what were they on they didn't think that what professionalism super beta blockers um another thing someone uh said you guys managed to jump over the funniest line in the whole skit which is bobby saying we're kind of in a hurry they're holding a kidney for her and then the doormen still want to tell the kids a story and bobby lets them because he knows it'll be faster that way which is great i think i just totally missed that i think i missed that too um people were very surprised to find out that uh not to be was bill from that sketch i think i just assumed obviously because i knew the providence of it that that was clear a lot of people thought it was nick cage from wicker man uh screaming not to be not the b's the b's the b's yeah yeah that's a kind of different tone and then uh you know we talked about how fred pronounced ucb juicy b and that sketch and this is i mean this is one nobody can complain about this feedback whenever andy gets the spelling bee and it has over 80 plus words you could play fred saying juicy b like that's a juicy b yeah juicy b that's a yeah we might take you up on that one i like that yeah i just want to hear it now if you just indulge me for one second i'll always indulge you what is that what is that what is it oh no not the b's how have we not used that it is nuts we haven't used that not the b's not the b's the plural isn't as good yeah you're right because he says not the b which is so specifically perfect i bet we could edit that though you know yeah yeah i mean fucking nick cage makes choices man good on you for being like always making choices always making choices uh a quaid wrote you know apropos of nothing they said they were watching the 1998 film cities of angels city of angels is that what it was called where uh nick cage is an angel with meg ryan i believe with meg ryan uh more importantly uh dennis franz plays a fallen angel oh do you get to see his butt right no but there's a diner scene where the where nick cage and dennis franz were talking and uh one of the quays wrote in to say that nick cage is an angel and nick cage is an angel to say uh it's very funny to see that scene and all you can think about is this podcast yeah it's like digman and our favorite butt he is wearing like he does seem to be wearing a hospital gown in the scene so maybe he gets up and we do get to see his butt probably just an outtake uh christopher crawford who writes for nbc sports roto world reached out to say i can't believe it's taking me this long to email that there's a player on the university of washington their starting tailback's name is quaid car so first name quaid whoa yeah and nick cage is an angel and nick cage is an angel whoa yeah that's a great name i mean very exciting probably that his parents were really big fans of total recall and then just also dyslexic wait you think they were supposed to give it his last name yeah i think that they didn't know which was which and so they they messed it up i see uh another term somebody wants to coin is uh whenever yorm thinks something he is saying is normal he's uh normalizing it quite no i don't quite know how we're gonna use that don't worry i'll make a job for that it'll be like don't yormalize dirty dancing with your grandma oh that's a good one yeah don't try to yormalize yeah that's all i can think about is like tweaking the bob marley song you know yormala is it i think it's a peter tosh here we go ready fuck if we're not gonna see his butt i'm like what's the point look it immediately looks better than anything they film now is he eating pancakes with tomatoes french toast i think those are strawberries well set me up he is wearing a hospital gown so his butt is out his butt is flat on the vinyl seats yeah do you think that's dennis franz's request at this point he's like i'm not doing pants no more it's like when vin diesel's like i don't think i should get punched in the face it's not what my fans want dennis franz is like hey buddy yeah you put me in your movie you gotta show my ass they're gonna riot people are gonna walk out of the theater you don't understand you're selling a ticket they paid their money they probably does it during blocking right like what if i come over here and i turn around and i'm wearing chaps you gotta give them what they want they know we can't do chaps it's it's in los angeles why he's like all right what if i just got out of the hospital it's only this is a pg movie dennis and that doesn't matter i do it on tv every night it's fine trust me they saw it on blue they're gonna be fine with it fuck you really got a good chicago they saw it on blue on blue i could show my ass once every month that was the deal i made with uh what's his name abc yeah you know what abc is for always butt cheeks you a bad boy hell yes got it hell to the motherfucking yes i feel like you've been going to drop finger classes because you're just on it today seth you're so funny seth wait listen to that one again my favorite part about that one is is that it sounds like she actually doesn't find you very funny like listen to it seth you're so funny because at the end it's dripping with a little bit of like it's yeah it's dropping off i think it's a thing of like if you're on a date with someone the first time they said you'd kind of be excited and then maybe the second time you're like oh yeah oh dear she might think i suck yeah you're getting pushed into the friend area there or there's also i mean i think all of us probably are a little guilty of this which is and again we've we've ended up uh with women who have excellent comedy taste uh i might even be with someone who's a little too hard to please on a level but uh were you like as a comedian who has like uh maybe a little snobby like if if people both men and women if they laugh too much at you you're like oh this is gonna work out you're like laughing at the sea stuff the sea levels no i always liked it no matter what you always were good with it i'll take i'll take whatever i can get i think that these drops is actually like sort of indicative of that yeah i was on a date once with a girl who uh was both a far too generous laugher and and far too loud of a laugher and i was like i don't think it's gonna work you can take we were at a restaurant i was like this is too much looks like i hired you all right let me just see what happens here a little tighter tighter there you go yeah no no no it's too much too much there there you go good grip nathaniel messenger glutton hedonist former celestial body recent addition to the human race yeah i like this this is good acting i don't believe you you want proof you hang out at a library you can speak every language you travel with the speed of thought and you're reading my mind right now stop that you're doing it i would say uh you know i was trying to find an uh asmr video of dennis franz eating yeah yeah yeah so this is actually i got you a good nighttime video that's that's what the quaid didn't want to admit the how they found it i was trying to figure out what the movie's about more than the obvious things of it you don't know what the movie's about you've never seen this one i don't know what the movie's about i don't know what the movie's about i don't i think i saw it when it came out but that's so long ago wait so are they both angels cage at the point of this if my memory serves is a current angel yeah and franz is a fallen angel and cage is trying to decide if he's gonna fall because he fell in love with meg ryan oh gotcha support comes from article oh keeve you love a good piece of furniture i love a good piece of mid-century coastal or scandy inspired pieces that's why you gotta go to article they have a very thoughtful design approach and it makes it very easy to mix and match helping you create a space that feels both cohesive and stylish i 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slash lonely island and complete the short assessment to get matched with an in network psychiatrist in just a few minutes that's t-a-l-k-i-a-t-r-y dot com slash lonely island to get matched in minutes takaya tree dot com slash lonely island i have a question are cherubs angels technically aren't they baby angels they're baby angels i have literally no idea i know that somebody listening right now who knows is like baby angels well because i think that dennis ron has a little bit of a cherub kind of thing so to see his butt i constantly carved in marble on statues and stuff yeah just like baby's butt it's also i I will tell you, I also remember that City of Angels is not a full remake, but a remake of sorts of Wings of Desire, which is a Wim Wenders film with Peter Falk. Peter Falk, another good ASMR, you know? Yeah. Is he a good ASMR? I don't know. I put two snorts in already. Two snorts? Yeah. Somebody does timestamp all our snorts, which is really good. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, wait. Hey. Hold on. What happened? Hold on. Oh, hold on. What happened? You found something. It had rolled me into another clip that was playing silently. I got no sound. They're on the beach. They're all enjoying the feeling of sun on their face because they're fallen angels, I guess, based on what you said. No, these are regular angels. These are still the regular ones. Yeah, yeah. They're enjoying what it feels like. Oh, shit. Yes. He got it. Dennis Franz butt. Fucking went right in the ocean. Oh, we didn't even have to watch the whole movie. It just rolled me into another clip. Oh, connection. And all of a sudden, he did. Franz's butt was in City of Angels. We got to see how many other things he got in point. Long shot of him jiggling it down into the ocean. By the way, just knowing now what it was, Keev, that you saw that made you say, hold on. Hold on. I really, in my head, I'm like, is Jack Black about to join the pod? And it was just that you got an autoplay video. So this must predate. Wow. Oh, you think Michael Eisner saw that and said, get that on my network today. No, I think this scene predates the diner scene. Like, I think this is the first time Cage is seeing him. Oh, you almost get to see some penis there, too. I think we're out of order. So we got to watch this movie. Yeah. Wait, do you think that every time this was proposed, like, and maybe the director came up to him, like, what do you think, Dennis, about him, maybe? And then he pretended, like, I don't know. I can't. Okay. I mean, they're naked. I'll do it. It's showing it from underneath. How did we not see? His wing wing? Yeah. CG. They removed it. Also, do cherubs have little wieners, right? They definitely have that. I don't know if they're baby angels or just small angels with tiny penises, but they definitely have tiny wieners. Hey, can I yormalize this real quick? I mean, I think you already are, but go for it. No, no. It gets way worse. So during the MacGruber TV series, you know, like, at one point he's, like, sort of being tied down by a guy who's going to torture him. And he's almost in, like, a Jesus position. He's on the cross. He's about to be, like, operated on by, you know, Constantine Bach. And we wanted to have a tiny little baby's penis because MacGruber has micropenis. Yes. And so I asked the guys who had made, like, these fake babies for us. I was like, could you make us a little baby wang? And then the network said they didn't want that. They didn't want that on the show, like, that he would have a baby wang because it was on Peacock and they didn't think that that was a cool idea. They didn't want that. That's weird. So, of course, I was like, I talked to the guys and I was like, look, how much is it to make a baby wiener? And they were like, it's $1,200. And I was like, okay, but if only I'm buying it, like, what's the deal for, like, what could you do it for? And they were like, 300 bucks. And I seriously thought about it. But then I was like, what's happening in my life that I'm making these kinds of decisions? So I didn't do it. Yormalize. I'm actually shocked by that. Yeah. That I didn't do it. This is the opposite of a yormalize. The fact that you didn't spend $300 for having them make you a prosthetic baby wiener to put on him. Well, you know what I thought about? I thought about trying to put. My suitcase afterwards of, like, because I'm not going to throw away something that's $300. Like, going back home, I'm like, am I really going to commit to that? You know what I mean? Like, what if you threw that out? Like, something might happen. That was, you know, the garbage men are, I don't know. It just seems like the residual effects of doing that. I think you're really growing up. Thanks. Yeah, you're really growing up. Thank you, guys. When they said no, did they, did someone say, we're peacock, not wee cock? Seth, Seth, you're so funny. Fuck that one up. I think, like, I don't know. I think even, even your drop was like, are we going for that? I don't know about this one, guys. You dropped Kiva in the chat. We could talk about it. It's officially November as we're recording this. The top Thanksgiving movies of all time. Yeah, that was because right before you got on, me and Jorn were talking about how, like, we were saying, obviously, it's going to be hard for us to get together on Thanksgiving. And Jeff was saying, could you guys just do, like, a quick Q&A one before then? Because he won't even have editors working that can, like, get the episode. Yeah. Can we, can we bank something? And I was like, me, me, me and Jorn just watch a Thanksgiving movie. What do the Quades think about that? Oh, wait, I don't like that, man. I mean, I feel like it's a no-brainer what my favorite Thanksgiving movie is of all time. Yeah. Yeah, we were, that was one of those. Planes, Trains, Automobiles, right? Yeah. What's interesting is I had said The Family Stone, but that's a Christmas movie. But I think I was thinking of Home for the Holidays. That's a Thanksgiving movie, right? The Jodie Foster movie with Robert Downey Jr.? Oh, Holly Hunter. But did Jodie Foster direct it? I think. That might be worth it. Home for the Holidays. I remember there was an episode of Orange is the New Black. I think it started second season. And I was like, why is this so much, nothing personal to that show, so much better? Two reasons. One, they shot in a real prison, so it like had real fucking danger to it. It just like was a different tone. And then also Jodie Foster directed it. So yeah, Home for the Holidays is a 1995 American comedy drama film directed by Jodie Foster. And yes, you're right. Holly Hunter's the star. Robert Downey Jr. Anne Bancroft. Charles Durning. Dylan McDermott. Claire Danes. Okay. Well, if we do this idea, Seth, you would vote for Planes, Trains. Planes, Trains is, I mean, that's obviously just stone cold classic. Yeah. I'm going to say something real quick. And I apologize for what will most certainly be overlap with my family trips podcast. But I was in Pittsburgh this weekend with my parents, my brother, his wife, my boys. And we decided to watch a movie and show my boys Ferris Bueller's Day Off for the first time. Yeah. Been a long time since I've seen that movie. It's really, really good. I'm just going to say a perfect film. My kids love it. Genuinely perfect film directed so artfully. Feels like a cartoon at times, but not cartoony. Like there are moments where I feel like I'm watching a Tex Avery cartoon. It's great. He's so fucking charming from Jump. And then I also really like that it's sort of just educational. Like they basically spend a day like learning about things, like going to the museum. But that's the thing. The museum scene where there's just like. Shots of famous artworks. Yeah. While like beautiful music plays. It's an education to anybody watching it. And the composition is great too. Like the way that they're standing is all. It's great. It's briskly edited. It feels inspired at every turn. And then it's got great comedy like set piece bits. Yeah. There's also. And again, I actually think we should watch this movie and talk about it. So I don't want to talk about it more. But the scene where he's on the float. And obviously there's so many people there. Like there's a crowd. There's a crowd of people while they're making this movie. Yeah. And it's not CGI. It's just enough people that you really feel like you're watching a fucking movie. Yeah. Where you just are like, look at this. Look at this. What they did for this. But it's funny because it's also like the Back to the Future thing where like when you're a kid, I was just like, oh, he's singing this. Like this is not like him lip syncing to something. I was just like, fuck, he's great. He's a great singer. Yeah. And also it does two songs is the most shocking thing. It does Don Quixote and then goes into Twist and Shout. Oh, yeah. That's right. And you're like, oh, and you're fine with it. But it is like. The whole song. Yes. And does two in a row. Yeah. Now we're just in a concert. And it was my favorite part when I was a kid. Yeah. You're right. And as a kid, I had no concept that it wasn't him and that it was the Beatles. There's a very strange thing that I hadn't like I hadn't seen it for probably 25 years. And but there was a period of time where I maybe saw it 25 times in a year. Yeah. And so at the end of Twist and Shout. Where it's just like, ah, and it keeps cutting to people in the crowd doing it. I realized every one of their faces I saw. I had nostalgia like I was looking through an old yearbook like, oh, that guy. Yeah. I remember her like just crazy. So it was it was the Von Steuben Day Parade, which is a German American. Oh, it was a real thing. I wonder if they shot it on the day of the Von Steuben Day Parade and everybody was there. That's what I'm saying. So they shot at the real parade. Right. And then I think they probably. They picked up shots when like you're seeing the people dancing on the steps and stuff. Oh, yeah. Some version of that. But it's great. I like that they had a parade on like a Tuesday. You're like, why would they do the parade on that? Yeah. A little bit of a logical. And then they use Chicago radio stations to broadcast open invitations for people to show up to be extras in a John Hughes movie. Actually, tomorrow, my wife is doing the same thing of inviting whoever can to Met Stadium so that she can get as many crowd members as possible. We did that for Popstar for some of those forum things. Yeah. Yeah. I ran into my dear personal friend Dua Lipa the other day. And, of course, her husband is working with your wife. That's right. Callum. Callum. I just met him the other day. He seemed like a stand-up guy. Did he seem like maybe possibly a future James Bond to you? I don't know. I hope for his sake. Yeah, that'd be way cool. He's really tall and, you know, tall to drink a water. That's where Andy is today, right? It's down to the three of them? Yeah. I think so. Yeah, he had to fly to London. It's Callum, Jack Loudon, and Andy for James Bond. That's right. I hope. I'm very excited. I'm very excited. I'm very excited for him. I hope he'll come back and share his audition with us. I bet he will. Oh, he's going to be so grumpy. I mean, it's just very unfair for him to fly somewhere and be jet-lagged for an audition. That is not what he's built for. Oh, so I have a question. Like, off the top of your head, my favorite two John Hughes movies are Planes, Trains, Automobiles, and Ferris Bueller. But are you guys like Breakfast Club people? Which is a great movie as well. I think Yorm's a Home Alone boy. Oh, right. Of course. But he wrote. Yeah. Didn't direct, obviously. Does that count? - If that's right for me, I would say probably Ferris Bueller and Home Alone, yeah. Yeah, Ferris Bueller definitely was my number one. But yeah, I love Trains, Planes, but I don't know that that would be. Home Alone, though. We watch Home Alone basically every Christmas. Try to go see Home Alone 3, though, guys. That's a real fucking treat. Well, Home Alone 3 and Uncle Buck Boy? Oh, yeah. Like the kid has a bowl cut and then there's almost like the nihilists kind of guy. It's like criminals in like unitards, as I remember. It's like really goes off the rails. This is straight to video, right? It's not good. Yes. Yeah, big time. We had a thing where it's interesting where your kids love Home Alone so much and they've watched one and two a bunch. And then my kids have now just aged in the place where they will search for movies on, you know, Apple TV. And one of my kids was like, Dad, they made a Home Alone 3. And you have to explain like, oh, no, that's a shitty cash grab. Don't do that. That's not real. No, it'll ruin the first two. But then also they're kind of at the place where they don't care. Yeah. You know, they're like, it doesn't matter. Dad. Dad. More of what we want. Here, I just got to remember what this one is. Slow down, Yoram. Turbot White. Okay, sorry. I just want to remember one. What did that say? Turbo White? Oh, Turbot White. Turbot White. Yeah, you're Turbot. Hey, somebody was at a SNL themed Halloween party. A lot of 40-year-old people at the party. So it was our era of SNL was very well represented. And then Quaid wrote in and said, if you guys had full access, to the SNL wardrobe library, what SNL character would you dress up like for Halloween? Oh, fucking hell. I mean, I would be too embarrassed to do anything. But, Keith, what's yours since I'm passing the buck? I feel like the Falconer's a good costume because it's got a big old beard and you'd have a Falconer on your arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder how much Falconer recognition you would get this day. Yeah, but I guess I also like it just because even if you didn't, you'd know you're like a mysterious old man with a Falconer. Yeah, I would still. If his voice wasn't so irritating. I would love to make a Falconer movie, you know, but it's really hard to go, oh, Donald, like for an entire movie is like a bit much. The fact that Yoram is like, you know that when Forte gets a little irritating, like you have the biggest cushion for like what you will bear for Forte. Yeah, I'll do anything for that, too. You know how like Anchorman Ron Burgundy is essentially doing his Robert Goulet? Yeah. And they were like, I love doing my Robert Goulet. How do we make a movie? What else could it be? Oh, he could be. He could be a big newscaster in the 70s. And that allows us. I think you could take the Falconer vibe, the parts you like, and then create something new for a movie, I'm saying, for Forte. I feel like Donald would have to be quite violent, like a lot of pecking at people's eyes out, too. But that's just my take on it. They're excellent at making CG birds now. And you can make him a puppet in close-ups and then a CG when he needs to fly. I mean, Keeve, you're a fucking owl from. Exactly. Those guys made an amazing owl. Incredible. Yeah. Back to puppets, guys. Yeah. Should we call this the puppet episode? Both Rob Klein. Rob Klein and John Solomon wrote in to confirm that Steve Higgins was the one who suggested the puppet smoke in the puppet sketch. Oh, right. Also, I was accused of gaslighting you, Jorm, and I think I did. We talked about how you're Easter boys. You were like, oh, you have something on your show like that? I'm like, what? And then Keeve was like, I think you're taking it from John Oliver. But we do have a sketch called You Burn, and it definitely has that voice. And so I'm sorry, bud. You guys, I was waiting for this moment because I absolutely knew that. So I was like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah. You're right. In my defense, I don't really watch my show. No. It's not a big bear. Yeah. Sap, you a bad boy. Aw. I like it every time, Jorm. I'm not going to lie. I'm starting not to like it. Also, the bummer about this is that I have to keep my hands on the button. You don't have to. I go a whole fucking time. It's a real waste. Somebody did. All right, hold on. Chris is a part of an online trivia league with several friends and colleagues. My buddy Ramsey created a special one-day trivia contest focused solely on the Lonely Island. 12 questions. You guys will know them all, but these are the 12 questions for listeners of the pod. Let us know how many you got. They said that 12 was the one that most people missed because it's not really a Lonely Island question. It's a Lonely Island podcast question. On December 16, 2006, Saturday Night Live released an uncensored version of a sketch online. What was reported as a first for a scripted broadcast network comedy circumventing FCC restrictions? What word was bleeped all 16 times it was sung? Oh, my dick. Yeah. We did that. We did that partially. Did we talk about it on the Dick in a Box episode? But it was because so many people thought it was cock in a box. Oh, wait. No, I thought it was. I thought it was. I'm on a boat, though, wasn't it? Because you say it 16 times. I remember because I counted it with Betsy Torres, who was our censor. No, but it was. It was Dick in a Box got put out on as an uncensored one. And I remember being really excited about that. Was your argument that you were like, we need people to know we're not saying cock in a box? Yeah, I think that's part of how we convince them to do it. Right. That you were actually saying, like, you have to release uncensored to let people know it's not as dirty as they think. Yes. Truly. That's great. Because we didn't think that song was as funny when it was cock in a box. Because then it's like trying to get the joke about being gross. It also has too much of a rhyme in it. Yeah, it also sounds better. Like it's a bad near rhyme. Yeah, exactly. This episode is sponsored by Blue Chew, the number one brand for better sex. Keith, you were just telling me about how much Blue Chew has changed your life. Seth, you're projecting it onto me, but we both know that you asked Jeff. You said, Jeff, can we get a Blue Chew sponsorship? Because it's really draining my bank account. I'm going through them. And I was like, on one hand, I was impressed. Because, I mean, that means you have a really healthy sexual appetite that's still going strong at your age. You know what? You know what, Keith? I see the mistake we're both making. We are replaying a conversation we had with Jorma. Oh, that's right. And remember, he said, these were his words. Guys, Blue Chew Gold is better sex than a tablet. They combine four ingredients into one powerful solution. Two ingredients get you hard physically, and two support arousal and desire in the brain. It works fast and lasts. Have a complete experience in the bedroom with Blue Chew Gold. You can trust me. I'm Jorma. That is so crazy. What's even crazier is that you remembered verbatim what he said. And I was there. Well, I wrote it down. Because I've never heard him be so passionate. And so I took out my little memo pad and wrote it down word for word. Because I thought it was important for our listeners to hear it. That is so crazy. And we've got a special deal for our listeners. Right now, when you buy two months of Blue Chew Gold, you get the third free with promo code ISLAND. That's promo code ISLAND. You will also receive an additional 10% off. Plus, free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com. For more details and important safety information, we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring the pod and the bedroom. So, I'm shocked to say, 1-0 Keeve. He didn't seem shocked. Lazy Sunday wasn't the first SNL digital short, but the first to go viral before entering the theater to see the Chronicles of Narnia. Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell stop at a deli to buy snacks to sneak into the theater. What two treats complete the equation blank plus blank equal crazy delicious correct order required? We don't need to answer that because it's so easy, but, um, Keeve, do you remember, like, when we were, we were in, um, Seattle? Was it Seattle? Remember the baseball game we went to? We went to a Mariners game. It said crazy delicious. Wait, can you not do it, Jorm? No, he can't. No, it's fucking Mr. Pibb and, and, uh, and Red Vines. All right, great. Yeah, he knew it. But, yes, was it after something happened or was it when they introduced us or what was it? We were at a Mariners game. It was when there was, like, a home run ding dong. I think it said crazy delicious. Yeah. And we were like, did they do that for us? And they were like, I don't think so. By the way, just Mr. Pibb and Red Vines was, was something that we would actually have at movie theaters in Berkeley, California, where we grew up. And we would go to, like, the theater and I remember I would take the Red Vines, put it in as a straw and drink Mr. Pibb out of it. I mean, that's what you want to do. That's living right there. Oh, yeah, big time. Now, Seth, as an East Coast guy, do you think Twizzlers are better than Red Vines? Oh, fuck no. No. Twizzlers are shit. I will just say. They're, like, rubber weird. They're, like, fake. We ate Twizzlers so much more that I never actually thought about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We ate Twizzlers so much more that I never actually thought about it. Well, Red Vines weren't on the East Coast and Twizzlers weren't on. Right. That's what I mean. So I never actually thought, even to this day, I don't have an opinion. You didn't even know how shit they were. I didn't know. I'm finding out right now. It's heartbreaking. They taste different. By the way, if you're listening right now, feel free to, you know, gather around your fellow Lonely Island fans, pause after I read a question and see how well you do. In a series of SNL digital shorts, Andy and Bill Hader attempted to pitch producer Lorne Michaels their sci-fi concept for a world in which cats shoot lasers. As the series progresses, four directors. Or in two cases, occasional directors are brought on board to help with the pitch. Name one. That's pretty easy. We don't have to do that, but that's a good one for you. I don't know if I could name all four. I'll take this. Why don't I try and do all four? Okay. Well, Spielberg, because I did that one. Boom. James Cameron. Two. Fucking hell. Who are the other two? Well, they're occasional directors, so that's helpful. Oh, okay. I would say it's not the first thing you know them for. What are the other two? So does Tom Hanks count, then? Tom Hanks does count. Oh, okay. Gotcha. And Steve Martin? Correct. Well done. Okay. Yeah. L.A. Story? Did he direct L.A. Story? God, that is a fucking probably perfect movie, too. Just like a weird format, but really great. Very, very weird format and very fun. This says Steve Martin didn't direct any movies. Oh. He directed some TV. He wrote movies. Who's on family trips in 10 minutes that's going to cut this off? Oh, I think a friend of yours, Sarah Chalk. Oh, yeah. Oh, the Chalkster. That's fantastic. She's in The Boo, if anyone knows that little more Lonely Island trivia. I'm going to turbo-white this. What is the 1993 Snoop Dogg song that mentions using oil of L.A.? Oh, fuck. Johnson & Johnson. This is a key. Baby Powder and a Men's Fragrance, introduced by Davidoff in 1988. I might be turbo-white on this one. Lody Dody? How do you say it? Lody Dody. Lody Dody. See, I knew I'd turbo-white it. Turbo-white. Yeah, that really deserves it. Lody Dody is a Dougie Fresh song. But what did you say, Seth? Oh, so they got it right. I said. No, no, no. They got it right. He did a re. kind of a redo where you change the lyrics gotcha la-di-da-di we like to party yeah but he did say Lodi Dodi Lodi Dodi we like to podi I didn't know I don't again I admitted I said I was gonna turbo white it obviously if it was spelled L-A-R-T D-A-R-T-Y wait that was one of the questions on ours? no hold on in his 1993 song Lodi Dodi future Lonely Island collaborator Snoop Dogg mentions using oil of LA Johnson & Johnson baby powder in a men's fragrance introduced by Davidoff in 1988 in Oakland Nights from the unauthorized Bash Brothers experience we learned that everything in Jose Canseco's bay adjacent apartment smells like the same cologne name the fragrance shit I'm assuming it's Dracar Noir or Polar Sport no that's why Mark Mark prefers Dracar Noir oh shit it's gotta be Polar Sport no? no no but they said it's by Davidoff so is it cool water? cool water nicely done that's a good that's a tough one that's really hard that's good yeah cool water good for you guys fucking detail work step into my crib everything smell like cool water Jeff but since you're eventually gonna ask what to name this episode I think you should call it the episode that never starts or Lodi Dodi we had a topic but because what was it? we were gonna talk about this year the year we were in on the podcast in 2011 Jorm went to Kenya to write an article for a magazine like a travelogue magazine called what is the magazine called? it was called Afar Afar I don't know if it's still a magazine actually so we went all the way to Kenya and he goofed around there and just kind of in Nairobi and he met a local rapper blah blah blah made a little song with him now you're calling him Nairobi and Lodi Dodi I'm sorry I kind of I was in the scramble I kind of missed that but well that's one for the next time no Andy we'll do your adventures the fifth single from the Lonely Island's debut album Incredibad the lead single from Slim Thug's 2005 album Already Platinum and a 2020 film about two friends Mia and Mel attempting to take back control of their cosmetics company from industry giant Claire Luna all share what name that's a really long clue yeah like a boss two new Lonely Island digital shorts appeared during SNL's 50th season and here I go the group collaborated for the first time with a musician who was surely already familiar with boom mics and clappers named the musician Charlie there was actually a good comment about this I like that we're testing ourselves on Lonely Island trivia we're playing a trivia game with our listeners well the cool water one I would say we technically got wrong I said Dracar first well but you're just thinking about yourself as always I'm sorry Dracar Noir by the way smells fucking great and I will just promote this smells better on a lady whoa shots fired right that's an exciting take yeah hot take oh just because we talked about here I go Aaron wrote it I'm a huge fan of the pod and finally decided to show my daughters 10 and 5 some of my favorite Lonely Island videos they're particularly obsessed with here I go and Jack Sparrow tonight we walked by a group of police officers and the girls excitedly exclaimed I'm reporting you to the cops and I can tell you there's nothing quite like panicking as you hear two adorable little voices gleefully shouting at a group of New York police officers the pigs yeah the coppity cops hey look there's pigs over there that's not cool in 1911 a museum employee stole a painting from the Louvre after keeping it for 28 months he was caught trying to sell it to an art dealer in Florence, Italy and the 2016 film pop star never stopped stopping Connor for real sings that the subject to this painting looks like uncooked bread name the painting the subject now this is actually the reason why the Mona Lisa is famous is because of the theft it was on like every newspaper in the world and that's the only reason that bullshit is fucking famous is that true? yeah for real oh my god it became very very very famous for being a stolen I know it was because newspapers were like now a thing and so it was like you know global in that way I'm very excited to get to Mona Lisa I don't know that I'd say that it's a piece of shit I don't think it's a piece of shit I just think it's like whatever certainly it's a position Connor took it's the only reason that piece of shit is famous well have you been to the Louvre and like everyone's crowding around and like it's just like an Instagram thing this is a good well no I guess I don't know this one sounds harder than it is but I do like it it's 2008 the Boston Celtics have defeated the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA Finals in the post game interview an act for a reaction a Celtics star yells a three word phrase it's 2009 Andy Akiva and T-Pain are on a boat they yell the same phrase what is it? I like that question yeah it's a good one it's anything is possible that's great the Just Two Guys series of songs features Akiva and Jorma as guy one and guy two though Andy isn't heard on their tracks he could be seen in their videos portraying their hated enemy what is his name? it's also a very good trivia question yeah Steve these aren't clown questions no no but he sort of has a last name right a middle and last name like would it be Steve the Cunt you think his middle name's the? yeah ah interesting maybe it's bonus points for his middle name for his middle name here's another good one the song Jack Sparrow features Michael Bolton who has become obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean films after the boys protest he eventually sings about three other movies name all three that's a good deep cut too I think the hardest one is probably Aaron Brockovich probably I think so that's the one that I don't remember right away cause Scarface everyone will remember and Forrest Gump you think? yeah those are both easier than Aaron Brockovich yeah it's also very funny because I don't know there's a real like he likes like three real dude movies and then Aaron Brockovich I may have talked about this but just to normalize for a second did I talk about how I was sort of obsessed with Scarface and like whenever I would start a new project I would ask for Scarface posters to be put in my director's room just to sort of confuse people where you're like man that guy fucking loves Scarface and like and then I had this painting made of my dad as Scarface cause he I would photoshop things and then send them to this dude in Vietnam and then you'd get like an oil painting back and so it's Al Pacino occasionally we would call my dad Weird Al Pacino and it was him shooting the movie and he was like a machine gun like screaming but my dad's face in it was super calm and weirdly it's more psychopathic to have a dude shooting a machine gun looking really I'll put that one in the thread if anyone wants to see that it is really good what's a good drop for Yorm Keeve like just having somebody be like um what's that yeah something kind of huh okay okay Yorm alive you crazy Yorm you crazy crazy Yorm you crazy you can have a shirt that says I mean Yorm having a drop to play anytime that we don't know what to say and then Yorm just drops his own drop on himself I agree Yorm he needs one like that you said it amen Yorm amen brother I agree with their 2007 Emmy win the Lonely Island needs only to win a Grammy and Oscar and a Tony to attain the coveted EGOT status that's right the song Everything is Awesome from the Lego Movie however did receive an Academy Award nomination in the Lonely Island featured on the track What Canadian Duo Performed It I mean again those are good questions I forgot they're Canadian you forgot that Tegan and Sarah are Canadian Tegan and Sarah I knew one of them was I always remember one of them was you guys want to check your text real quick from the picture oh yeah there he is it's so good it's really good but look how psychopathic he looks yeah I mean it's really great it also like is a borderline Mad Magazine cover he does look a little bit Alfred E. Newman-y yeah Scarface yeah weird Al Pacino it's like it's a should say what me say hello to your little friends Seth you're so funny thanks lady what's her name sorry I should call her lady Berica thanks Erica Berica with a B Berica Berica that's an interesting name yeah Berica it doesn't seem like maybe you just misheard it no this is this is a good good homie of Greg Chun's I find that hard to alleve well we can't make fun of her after she did this work I'm not making fun of it I'm doing wordplay thanks Berica it's just that we have such regular typical names that we feel like we're kind of on a high horse for making fun of names yeah that's weird to judge anyone yeah but Kiva over here fucking getting on his own all right here we go this is the last question in the quiz I like that most of this episode was letting somebody else write a quiz for us burrito brain street gulp quaid bump are all phrases introduced on Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast in a repurposed clip from an SNL sketch Jack Black dramatically sings the name of a word game before you find out whether it's a word game Andy has quibbled recently and named the game and so that was the one people missed the most and so really so speaking of which should we play that clip real quick yeah let's do it spelling bee spelling bee funny story on the day that they recorded which I couldn't attend obviously my reasons are my own not only did I get queen bee clean I also got a quintfecta which is wordle in two connections in reverse rainbow strands spangram first no hints letterbox in two words um did it feel good yeah it felt real good man I bet this episode wasn't as good without bill right hit us in the titties was it worse without bill I mean it's no comment on me not being there I'm never there that's fine that's totally fine things can be crazy in a person's life Seth alright love you guys later quids let us know Andy and let us know good luck on the James Bond audition Callum yeah big time not to Callum to Andy sorry sorry Andy I can't believe you've already picked a favorite well of course he has it's just because I met him recently and I don't like candy alright dudes I love you we love you Seth say it Keith this episode I just I don't know you know and so I just want to get ahead of the quids here I'm with you yeah but you know - You know what? We're recording this on a Tuesday. We're recording this on election day. That means that you, Usually we're trying to knock him out on a Sunday and then we couldn't even get it done on a Monday and then Andy had to fly to London to do his James Bond audition and yeah, we know, we know. Yeah. But I think there was some fun. This is truly, we've lapped ourselves in even the recording time. Should we call this episode We Know We Know? Yeah. Yeah, maybe. But we do love you guys. Oh, also, I'm gonna say as well, like, I think a lot of people were like, oh my God, having Bill on was great. You should have more old friends on to talk about fun sketches and I think we should do that and we're gonna. Agreed. My friend Ariel is in town. Okay, maybe not them. Were they on SMO? No, no, he's just a pal. He's an old friend. Oh. Sorry. I'm sorry. You need the butt. We need the butt. Amen, brother. I'm really on fire this Bond guy. We're really listening to the buzz. You said it, Yorm. I agree with you, Yorm. All right, I love you guys again. All right, love you too, Seth. I love you. Seth, you a bad boy. Thanks, Perica. Later, Arnold. Later, Quades.