Session 134: Morgan Stewart

I'm with Adrian, my sea instructor. I'm Korshavel Ferrell. And now we are at the jungle park in my work. We're reunited. He taught me how to ski and now he taught me how to do the jungle park. And we love you. Welcome. Morgan Stuart McGraw, aka boobs and loops. I love you. I love you. Thank you for being here. I'm so happy. Are you kidding? I literally said this is happening rain or shine. I'm gonna chew my TikTok. TikTok. TikTok. TikTok. You know what clip I watched and will you know my friend Julia? Of course. She goes. I love her. Yeah, she literally. She doesn't freak out over anyone. She's coffee today for wreaking out. She's like, you don't. I'm no, I'm like, no, Julia. I understand. I watch her as kids in Beverly Hills. She's like, no, no, but she sends me the clip of Instagram gate. What was Instagram gate? We're dorthy blurred your face out. Okay. So let me tell you what happened with this. I was this came up recently. So I saw it on my TikTok. I would have been not too. I was so livid. But like she was ahead of her time because like the blurry face moment is like happening. Why did she blur your face? She didn't. She did not blur my face. She took a photo. We all took a photo. And I was a little out of frame. I was moving. This is 10 years ago. And people still talk to me about this. But it's so relevant today. So at that point, we weren't as advanced as we are in terms of like themes on Instagram. So I was like, my face is blurry. Why did you post that? I don't know. It was fine. Yeah, but I got it. But you know what I mean. But now it's like if you're in motion, you're cool. Yeah. Yeah. And we share a mutual friend. Roxy. Of cool. She just came on my show. She. Roxy kills me. She is. She is underratedly. I know. One of the funniest fucking people I've ever met in my life. I know. I know. Little quits. She goes there. She goes there. She'll like will be standing somewhere and she'll little quip in my ear. And I'll go. Roxy. I know. Also, we like, Roxy and I go so far back. Well, you're born and raised. I like born and raised LA. Roxy and I have been literally, I mean, we obviously are not now, but we're close. But we were best friends when we started rich kids for literally 10 years until we started the show. Really? Yeah. We were very close. We were like sisters. And so we always kind of have that sisterly bond no matter what. But Roxy is like low key. You're right. So fucking funny. So fucking sharp. And like, we'll say like she's kooky. Let's call her. We have to call her. I died. Where was my invite? Yeah. Hello. Hello. You're on speaker. Do you know who I'm with right now? Guess with one person. I'm with one person. But guess one with three people. But guess. I have no idea. Come on. Just guess. We're a mutual. We have mutual friends. Jay name. Jay. Jay. Roxy. Come on. Jesus Christ. We were talking about a quickie word for five minutes. Roxy. It's Jake. Hello. Yes. Okay. Jake. Love you. Love you. Roxy. And you've met Biju. Of course I've been. Bijuan. Yeah. I know. Can you even imagine that? It's crazy. Little Biju. She's such a little deep. I thought she was that to cop marching around. I know. I know. I was like, my god. The name. Yeah. She carries her little purses. I'm like Roxy. She's like, I know. I know. But that's Roxy. That's how Roxy is. I know. Roxy is like a feisty little pit bull. Uh-huh. What sign are you? I know what sign you are. I know what sign you are too. And I shouldn't. I do know this. You're not a Scorpio. I am a Scorpio. I love Scorpio. I'm Gemini. I'm Gemini. I ride to Gemini Moon. Oh, that's why this goes so well. Yeah. I love Scorpio. It's my best, best, best, best, best skyfriend in the entire world. Is this Scorpio? Are you November Scorpio? October. October what? 27th. No, but let's, okay. So you're Scorpio. So you would do really well with Capricorn or fellow Scorpio. Capricorn's really good for you. Really wide. It's just like a really compatible sign for you. My dad was a Scorpio. My mom's Capricorn. They were like soulmates forever. And every Scorpio and Capricorn do, I know love each other. They're equally loyal. Scorpios are really loyal, but they will never forget if you fuck them. Yeah. I don't. I know. My Julie has a Capricorn. There you go. And we thought like I know the hyenas like scream, go we go the lowest of the lowest of the low. And you come right back. We come right back in 10 minutes. Okay. So what are we looking? What's our age range? I like older. I like third. Well, you're going everyone's going to come at me. No, no, I say no. I like mid 30s. Okay, mid 30s, mid 30s, late forward, mid 30s, late 30s. What's the oldest? I would go 50. Okay. That's a big range. Okay. I think we need somebody who's in the industry, but not front facing. Yes. Somebody who's brilliant. Yes. Somebody who you somebody who you also are like, I wouldn't have thought, but it's really this way. Right. You know, someone who's like, you're so fucking stupid, but like I love you. But I love you. Yeah. Maybe like not an agent, but somebody like in somebody working. I wouldn't hate an agent. Yeah. But like I think that's going to happen soon. And I don't think you're going to live in this place long. Really? Nothing. I'm a witch, but I just I think we're like coming to a close. No, I think you are and she thinks you are. I think we're done. When you told me this out, I was like, we're this feels like this place has like a certain energy for like when things started to come up. And I think we're transitioning out of it into a higher level. I just resigned, but I can always leave. I don't know. We'll see. Things will happen. We'll have to watch over the next year. I just got a place in New York. There you go. Okay. So I felt something. What's the point of my like selling myself as don't email me and call me about this shit because I'm not good at it. Oh, speaking of writing, though, you just brought back boobs and loops for a substock. I did. I'm making so much money off substack. I fucking love substacks. Why? You should start a substack. Is it like only fans for writing? Basically, basically yes. It fucking is. Like I also think like my time is money. That is my mantra now. Like I used to just be like, I'll go here. I'll do this. Absolutely not. Everybody's like impersonating me. You're taking something from me, which I'm very flattered by. But I need to be fucking paid. Right. And you're getting paid a lot on substacks. You get, I mean, you can, you do it behind a paywall. Like if you were to substack, you could be like, this is what I'm eating this week. But like people would have to pay to like see what you're eating. Maybe I should journal. You should on substack. Oh my god. Are you kidding? Like let's say you were writing a book. You'd have to sell that. Like you can do it on substack. Substack. I can not, and they are not paying me to say this. But I am I believe you. It is really been the best thing I've done. That was when I was on Rich Kids. I was like too drunk to even know what was happening. Were you drunk all the time? Oh, yeah. We were, well, I was just going out every single night all the time. Yeah. Was it fun filming that show? Yeah. I mean, look, filming a reality show is actually a lot of work. And people are like, well, what do you do outside of the show? That's my job, bitch. It was a lot. A great to film like five scenes a day. It was exhausting. We had to like travel all over. I mean, it was amazing. But it was like, you had to perform. People think it's so easy to just like have a camera and just have no, there's like storylines you have to follow. Like it was a lot. Was the Instagram thing? Was that like the producers being like, you should get mad about this? Or are you legit mad? I think I was mad. Which in hindsight, can I tell you though, like, I'd be mad. I was like, why is my face blurry? No, I'd be mad too. I mean, I was, I thought you were kind of ahead of your time with that one. I think I appreciate it. Now I look back and I'm kind of like, well, hey, I've really not watched it. Like, I don't remember so much from the show because it was just such a scary time. Glamwise and face wise and everything wise. So like, I was in, I'm such a different person from that time, but then also the exact same. Yeah, well, that's why people love you. Thank you. Yeah, but it was a good time. I need to ask you, is that awkward? Yeah. I want one so fucking bad. My husband got it from me. Oh, it's gorgeous. Well, you have a beautiful watch. Thank you, but I want the awkward. This is, yeah, you should get one in a navy. That's what I want. For the summer. Yeah, for the summer. She, I have a guy. Send me your guy. I will. And he should send me flowers if I send you to him, but I am more passionate about my bags these days. Really? So it's start. It all started in Japan. Okay. And I went to a more a gentleman. Okay. And I was like, do you have a Birken? Like, just like looking around, like, yeah, they, they showed me this one Birken, but like, it was like regular strap. Like, it couldn't go over the shoulder. And I don't know. I didn't know anything about Birken's aside from the fact that at or mes, they were impossible to get. Like, you had to get like whatever. I was like, do you have a shoulder strap? And they pull out, like thinking because they don't make those anymore. Right. It's hard. But they pull out this chocolate brown Birken 45 with a shoulder strap from the year 2000. I put it on. I said, that's it. That's it. You know it. You feel it. I said, that's it. I called everyone not one person said, don't buy that. Yeah. My mom was like, oh my god. I hate you. But get it. Get it. I'm in a reinvention phase with bags. Like, I want cool funky bags. I've been wearing a row beach bag for the last like five weeks. I literally just threw this on because I was like, I guess I should wear this for a little bit. Right. I got a Birken. This was my last bag. I was going to buy myself. It was a brown crocodile 30 glossy, gorgeous fucking bitch. I like basically like couldn't breathe. And I was like, this is it. Like, we're putting the top around the bag collection. You don't need any more air meds bags unless there's something that's really special or comes in like, it's meant to be. Botted in France, brought it home, stolen out of my house two days later. Oh, I heard about this. Julia told me she goes, Morgan got robbed twice. And she said it was the worst thing that ever happened to her. I was camping with my kids for their school like camping trip. And we got a call from security. We had security. He fell asleep in the front of the house. I don't want to talk about it. We'll move past that point. I've just now gotten past it. And they smashed through my office store and they went into our bedroom, a ransacked my husband's watches. This is happening a lot in the area. Unfortunately, like, it's happening all the time. Like, basically, everyone I know has gotten robbed. So. And with this case of bags that was in my office that they didn't touch because I think they probably would have thought there was like an alarm or something attached to it. But they took like a lot of bags and a lot of stuff. How miserable are you about it? I was on the way home. I was like, Just furious like a crying or just like fucking angry. I was angry. I'm not gonna cry over An item like I'm just not at the end of the day I'm just like now I'm fucking piss. I'm pissed. It's a violation Also, they didn't take the box with them for the new Berkain that was on the floor like have some respect Like if you're gonna take a brand new bag that's impossible to get like take the full package Right also. I saw the video of them climbing over my gate in the middle of the day by those middle of the day And they had like six bags on each arm and they tossed them over the gate onto the driveway And I'm like you are so disrespectful like Hop politely because you've just scratched the box Kelly. I just got like right it was like literally just like trash on the floor Where your kids like mommy what happened? They didn't know thank God because they had broken like a door that they don't see and they went into our bedroom They would be scared, but then they can of course and then they came they other people robbed us again And then my security caught them on the hillside I know and then that was when they took all my jewelry, but we got it Thank God it was funny because there was one specific yellow diamond bracelet that I had that like my husband It got me was my favorite one and I was separated from the rest that we had recovered and I was so upset about it And I was literally rummaging through a door like a week later a drawer a week later And I saw these like stacks of letters that my dad had written me and I was like oh, you know This is such a bummer put them away and to the right of the letters the the bracelet was curled up like coiled up Like a snake right to the right of it and I had looked through that drawer And I'm not kidding like five times to find that bracelet. Wow. So it was like a very meant to be moment But yeah, it's awful getting robbed Do you believe in like those like meant to be signs? I'm such a sign person I'm like huge on energy huge on signs. I think everything happens for a reason. Nothing is by accident I'm like almost to woo woo sometimes where I'm like are you really turning into this person? But like I eat pizza and drink coke like I'm not like you know No, I think like that's how it's a way to like accept life 100% and I feel that way all the time like even like the fact that like I've obviously lost my dad I lost my brother, but I do feel like this sense of them Every day and being able to like communicate with them and I you know, like you've seen Clueless obviously. Yeah to compare my dad's death to Clueless But when she's like oh, she walks by the painting of her mom, and she's like mom got you know, like I still talk to him like right but all of those I like look out for signs all the time. I think I also don't but like grief is so grief is so Crazy it's not there's no correct way to 100% grief. So whatever however you grieve is that's your like grief is so it's like It's it's just you're part of who you are. It's no one's grief is it's like a fingerprint No, it's grief is the same. You know what I mean? So like the way you grieve isn't gonna be the way someone else grieves You talking about it could help somebody, but it's not gonna be their exact situation, right? 100% and even as I was going into the conversation with you about my dad and the voice in my head was kind of like Oh, you don't need to like bring this up again, but I'm like this is something that has happened to me that's gonna be something that's forever happened to me So it's it's obviously more current because it's fresher, but like it's gonna be something that I'm always gonna mention and I don't need to feel bad about it I'm like talking about it the way you talk about it makes you feel better. Yeah, 100% it was like and that's the truth like that That bracelet came out of fucking nowhere. I look through that drawer I'm not getting no less than five times. I'm like where the fuck is it? And it was right there next to a stack of letters that I had just been looking through so yeah, but yeah It's just that's the thing the thing about these bags is like they're beautiful. They're fun to get But like if one day somebody takes them like it's fine Okay, I love that it's fine. It's really annoying because I had it at one point. It's yeah I have the photos to prove it. Yeah, it's just like fucking it's yeah Morgan, what are you therapist about wait actually? Quickly you hate Parmesan cheese. I hate cheese of all kinds. Why I like pizza. This is very annoying Yeah, you just said you like pizza, but Julie was like you have to tell her that ask her about she just said that she hates Parmesan cheese I don't like Parmesan cheese on anything. I don't let my kids have it on anything. Sorry. Don't cut it And I like like I will have pizza, but I will not have like Caesar salad with Parmesan cheese. I hate Caesar salad Okay, but I will also not have like feta or any other kind of cheese. I will not have cheese in my burrito or like No No, but you like pizza pizza, but like specific pizza like I can't have like Oh, yeah, I can't have like a foreign What about the truffle pizza Toscana? No What you don't like that's the best pizza in LA first. Well, I hate truffles. What I hate that bullshit that everyone's like on the truffles I think it's so lame. No, you're lying. I hate truffles. Why I think they smell like armpit. They're gross. Okay, I don't like truffles I'm not into truffles. I'm not into Parmesan cheese or really any cheese But I'll like have a quesadilla to sometime. Okay. I love a quesadilla, but like I'm not like no crumbly cheese no blue cheese No, I hate blue cheese. Yeah, like none of that shit. No, okay. You're bored and raised in LA. Yeah, what's an LA restaurant still here? That stood the test of time. Fuck they're all gone. Do you remember house? No, they're often see like this city right now is going through Something how we need to come we need to come back. We will I think we're coming back soon. We fucking well I agree are you gonna stay here? Are you gonna stay here? I'm gonna stay here. L.A. Is the reason I am who I am. Uh-huh. When I was a kid in New York. I was like get me Tally. Really? I will never turn my back on L.A. I love L.A. She loves L.A. Are you a New York native? No, she's in L.A. and I need it. Okay. But like there's something about this city that if you crack it It's the best. It is the bad. I'll talk to Sophia about that. She goes nowhere better. No, we're better. No, we're better. She'll go anywhere She'll go nowhere better than Los Angeles. It's honestly like the weather like you can't beat the weather Like even though like we're like I'm not in the best time like there's something sparkly in the air and when it was in its prime 2014-2050 how long have you been here? Not since 2018. I was born here and then I moved to New York. So In the city. Yeah. Okay 2018. We were still doing pretty well. I was I was broke Yeah, but like I don't even think you that's the thing you don't even need to have money I know you just need to know people. Yeah, you need to and also you could literally just go to the beach and get a fucking smoothie. I was driving down the PCH. Yeah, with my best friend Ryan yesterday Or two days ago and we were playing the strokes vampire weekend Nothing better. It goes down and I was just like this is it. This is it. Yeah, I'm looking at and it was sunset We just had cafe Habana for dinner. Whoa. I have not been there inch. Okay Yeah, we gotta go. It was great. Yeah, it is so good. Do you remember when the mr. Chow was at Malibu Country Martin? What they close there too? It was miss that's like a cursed location. That is a weird location. No, it's like it was messed It was mr. Chow and then it was something else and now I think it's luckies Okay, I feel like luckies is gonna do well there. I think it has done well and then there's also Clarks now. I know I need to go to Clarks. Let's go together. Let's go together. I'll go with you Clarks I told my husband we need to take the kids five times and he's like rolled his eyes and we need to go there. No the Vongalaya Clarks The Vongalaya's my I'll fuck I'm not leaving. Don't know. I'm not leaving. Vongalaya is my favorite pasta. I love Vongalaya I don't fuck with clams, but I love this sauce on it because I like like an olio olio Okay, we just made it for dinner last week and my assistant had to get peppers and she's like the only of green peppers I said absolutely not we need red. Yeah, you need right you need it's a part of the dish My husband was gonna be like okay. I'm like no what known to there's no point There's gonna be like a little spicy nothing better. You know who used to have the best San Ambrose Really? Yes, they they're they're opening in Brentwood. I know and Beverly Hills. Do you think they're gonna? It's gonna be the same. I I really wish it wasn't happening. Why the one in New York hits every time I mean I've been going there for longer than I care to admit and I just feel like Well, I don't know it was such my New York spot. Why is it coming? That's how I feel about Chibriotti. Yeah, I like Chibriotti here like I know I don't I know and I'm not afraid to say that no They dragged me out of their ones because they thought Julia fainted in the bathroom and I want to go check on her She I don't know why she fainted she fainted and I went to go get her okay I want to go check on her and I want to go to the girl's bathroom and I was like are you okay? He's knocking on the door and I'm like okay, and I open the door and I'm like she fainted He grabs me by my neck Drake drags me down the stairs and throws me out the street Can I tell you something else that's really random that's not even close to what you just said because that's horrific But my mom has made reservations there and every time they're like we don't have your reservation and they're like who's got right? They're very empty. They're very rude to her and like you can't be rude to Susan. That's easy Yeah, we rude to her. She's like I'm done with this fucking place. It's also like it's weird. It's weird I'm only going to Chibriotti in New York or in Vegas. So wait, let me ask you question So you grew up in the city and then you obviously came here, but then you're going to New York how often are you going in New York a lot? I've been going neck. I go like I go for like two weeks out of the month Wow, and you still think you're gonna live here. I think I'm by coastal. I just so I think I'm also by coach I like I can properly say that I am by coastal. I like really can properly say it Morgan, what are you therapist about today? Got my jeans are so tight. They do not look tight. They're tight. What am I therapist about? I fucking don't You came in complaining about a cupcake. I because I had one cupcake and I woke up and I had to like roll out a bed I was so swollen Do you remember the cupcake place that had the giant cupcakes in New York? It was a crumble for cupcakes No, what is that they would like give them that soul cycle? Whoa, that seems like it doesn't make sense No, I will soul cycle doesn't make sense Yeah, but why were we getting why are we on the spin class and again a cookie or Cuz that was the whole cycle. Okay, yeah, no, I don't remember but my husband this is adorable My husband made fun fatty cupcakes with our daughter last night and our son so they were like homemade They were delicious. I had one I really woke up and was like I couldn't I couldn't see for like the first two hours It happens. Are you gluten intolerant? No, I you might be I might be you know, have you been to okay? Let me ask you about some of the newer L.A. spots okay living room I okay, so I've had people literally text me being like should I nominate you you should join and I just haven't like made my way So let me tell you what I love about it. Okay, tell me should I join? Yeah, are you a member? Yeah, so you need to do the thing? for me. Okay. I will. Okay. Done. It's like half inside half outside. Okay. Inside good dance, outside break. They bring you drinks and like you smoke cigarettes, outside drinks. It's like a vibe. Louise and I went there for one drink. I think I've told a story a million times. Do it. One drink by the end of it. Louise was literally like falling over. Like we had the night of our like just ripping cigarettes smoke or drinking going inside to dance when we wanted to dance. Okay. So I need to join. Yeah. Okay. So is the food good? Yeah. The food is amazing. That's really 10 out of 10. And they have an omikaze bar. Okay. Cause here's the thing. I really my tolerance for bad food. I can't do it anymore. What's your favorite restaurant in LA? E-Baldi. E-Baldi over George E-Baldi? A hundred percent. Why? Better food. Okay. Really? I mean, I like George E-Baldi when I want to be like adventurous and like drive all the way there. And it's like obviously very beautiful. And the food is obviously on par. But I just think E-Baldi is like a spot. Like Roxy and I we would go to E-Baldi all the time. It's just the most consistent and constant place that I've been going for years. I mean, I know I need to like make my way down to Silverlake and do all that stuff and like go to places that like are everyone's raving about. But I just don't have the time. Have you what's your thoughts on Elpesteo? I don't go there. And I never went there. I like it. It is good. But like there's something about the virus. If I'm on Canon, I'm going to E-Baldi. I don't want to say hi to every bitch that I knew in high school at Elpesteo. So Elpesteo has a single decapricosa salad. Yeah. Of course. Hello. Amazing. Yeah. Amazing. Die for. Also, they used to have a chopped like green salad with like on-deave and they would add shrimp and mango to it. I don't know if they still have it, but that was really good. But every time I ate it, I was like, I also don't like this. They have this pasta that they they have this pasta. It's like the swirly and it's sausage and broccoli and like it's like olio olio, but with sausage and broccoli and swirly pot. It's like okay, so okay, we need to we'll do that. Also, by the way, I love this mic. You do? Yeah, it's like thick and proper. No, this is easy. It goes with you. It's very stressful to have to like play into a mic that doesn't move. Right. I also constantly move. Yeah, constantly. I'm like forward, backward sideways. Tell me what? One of my highest compliments I've ever gotten was from you. What? You complimented you said outfit good. Oh, you said good outfit. I can't. No, that was one thing about me. I cannot. And I didn't realize how big the deal was. And all my friends called me and they said Morgan Stewart just complimented your outfit. Oh my god. It was it was in I was in can and I wore a white Gucci button down. Yes. Yes. Yes. That was a really good out there. Yes. And you said cute outfit. Yeah. That was really good. I feel like it was so weird. We hadn't met earlier. I know. And then we saw each other at the deor cafe. Okay. And now we're both going tonight. Yes. Okay. Oh my god. And we're going to the deor show tonight. We're going to the did you get the key? Of course, I got the key. It's my new key chain. Yeah. It's a cute key. Let me tell you something about Jonathan Anderson. He will take a brand and put it to the top. Yeah. I love it. Since la way, they like he does it for me. He's brilliant. He's brilliant. Yeah. I thought the book to collection was brilliant. Yeah. The Dracula hoodie. All of it. But yeah, I'm really excited. Are you going to go to the after party? Yes. But like, what is can we talk about the after party? Because I'm confused. It's confused. It's not a bar chateau. It's at chateau Marmont. I think I want to black out. But like, who's I just like, how are they holding this? I'm ready. I'm ready to after the show. Yes. Get in the car and start drinking. Yeah. I'm probably going to have a cocktail before the show. Yeah. One. Well, my issue is if I start it, it makes my cheeks really rosy. Okay. But can't we take something for that? You also have like glam. I have, I have a great team. Yeah. I have a great team. I have a great stylist. Cindy Lopez. A great glimp. I love Sydney. You know, Sydney. Are you kidding me? Joe Jonas is my husband's best friend. What? What are we doing big dinner? Yeah. Oh my god. Louise, are you down? Sydney is like such a sweetie. Like she's such a good girl. Sydney also just like, no, she's like tune fine tune. I came in the other day. I, I never cry. And somebody on my team had to leave for another job. It was, it was so nothing personal. She just had a better opportunity. But she's been with me since day one. And I never cry. And I just love her so much. Oh. That I just started hysterically sobbing. Allie, I love you. Oh. And she's like literally like believed in me since day one. Like, and I walked into the house. Oh my god. Hosterically sobbing. And I had to do a fitting for this commercial. I was doing it. Cindy was in. And Cindy was doing it with me. And Cindy brought stuff like she also like Cindy will like personal shop for me. She's the sweetest girl. And I love her. And she's kind of only doing guys. Yeah. She's got that. Which I also think is really important. Like you want to find somebody that like has their niche and knows what they're doing. And have it be a woman. Yeah. Amen. Amen. But yeah. No, we definitely should do a big dinner. Yeah. Come on. Either here or in New York. Because I feel like Joe's also all over. Oh, yeah. Well, they're always. She styles. Yeah. Wow. I know he looks great. The tour stuff looks great. The street style stuff looks great. She's doing all three of those boys. I know. Have you met all of them? Yeah. Yeah. They were like the first people I ever met in the industry. Yeah. They're very nice boys. They're lovely. Yeah. They were being so famous for so long. I know. That's the thing about them. Like consistently famous to the same level is kind of crazy. Crazy. Like that doesn't happen. No, but for them it does. I know. Did you? Okay. This is completely off topic. Did you party in LA hard in the early 2000s? What's considered the early to that? Like 2005? Four, five. Yeah. Three, four, five. Like do you ever see Lindsey Lohan at a club? Yes. Shut up. Lindsey's like the queen of the queens. I mean, I wasn't doing it that that's very early on. But like, yeah, I mean, I feel like I've like been around. I'm literally. Yeah. What's the club called? Ladoo. Yeah. I used to go to Ladoo all the time. Ladoo was so fun. But that was still a very young LA coming back ever. Or do you think? No, I think what also the thing is is like when I hear people that are like suit like when I was 20. Okay. When I was like 17 to 27, I was literally going out every it was like if you. Okay. Let's like like 21 to 25. It was a different club every night and you were going fucking hard. That doesn't happen. And I feel like the youth isn't doing that now. Now everyone's drinking coffee and getting up at seven to go to yoga. Not New York. Okay. Good. Because I just that when you ask me if it's going to come back, come back. I'm like, do the people want to do that? People here don't in New York at my friends are going out every single. Well, I feel like I see that from Julia. Yeah. Julia went out every single night. Well, she slowed down a little bit, but Peyton has not slowed down. I like Peyton. I love Peyton's a little spicy and funny. She's a little she's a little Chihuahua. Yeah. Yeah. Peyton will getcha. Yeah. I like her. Yeah. I like that. She's it. I think LA is going to come back, but it's going to really take like because I also think the industry is so different now like before we used to have like a hold on the industry and like things used to get like only made here. I think things are diversifying and moving out. Also things are so expensive. So I just I don't know. It's going to come back, but I just don't know if it's going to come back to that level. Okay. What do you think is like the trend of the summer that hasn't been announced yet? What do you think the color of the summer is and what do you think the trend of the summer is? Okay. I think the color of the summer is navy. Okay. Tell me more. I'm just like really drawn to navy. I think like dark solid colors like that are like done very sophisticatedly or like gorgeous. Okay. I think that's good. Like a navy one piece navy shorts, navy like cardigan, navy like navy. I see that. I've been saying orange, but I speak out of my eyes. I love orange. But I love orange. I speak out of my eyes. I get it. So navy and I do feel like what was the second part of the question? A trend that hasn't like been discovered yet that you think is a trend of the summer. Well, I'm just going to say we're coming out with these flair khaki shorts that are going to be the trend of the summer. Flair khaki. Yeah. So cute. Kind of looks like a skirt, but they're shorts. They're so cute. Okay. And I definitely think things are just becoming like funkier, more interesting, more textured, more layered, like different fabrics. Like it's just sort of like girls are done with being minimalistic. They want to be like loud and bold and have fun. Do you think the love story CBK was the end of that minimalistic? Like that was like the final hurrah. Yeah. I think it's easier to dress minimalistically because people are usually just like running out and they're like, I'm going to grab the shirt with these pants. Like the CBK and everyone trying to be CBK is the reason CBK was CBK is because CBK wasn't trying to be CBK. Yeah, 100%. Do you know what I mean? I got it. Like I fucking latched on and did it. Yeah. Yeah. Like do you know what I mean? It's like CBK was like in these like you can't be CBK. No, and also like I get truly like the effortless nature that that woman walked around in. Like I mean even the clothes were so ahead of its time. Like her knowing a fashion was something that like cannot be emulated. It cannot be studied like no matter how hard you try. Like even the stupid headband with the fucking ponytail. Like that's bananas because it's so nothing but like I'm not putting a headband down with a ponytail. It will only look good on her. Yeah. And I also think she like got broadcast out to like a very young generation who didn't know she was and it was like oh my god, but it's like no, you can't. Yeah. We got to stop. We got to move on. We have to move on. I also think like girls need to just stop being like like we all just need to live for ourselves, shop our closets. Have a good time and chill the fuck out. Right. It's calm. It's become like way too manic, way too stressful. Like the shopping, the meeting, the things. I don't have this like it's minute to minute. Now even to myself, I said to my sister, I said I'm not going to buy clothes because I have so much stuff to the way where I don't know how to put things together anymore. Like my creative brain has shut down and I can't keep filling that hole with more clothes. Oh shit. You can. It's fun. It's new. But like I, I'm like, okay, this is the, I'm getting warped. No, no, I've been relying on retail therapy a little bit and I clocked myself the other day, but I have been going to this vintage store. I have a New York and and LA. It's appointment only. What's it called? Moth food. I don't know what that is, but fabulous. It's fabulous. Yeah. Okay. And this is from Moth food. Okay. Like I have a vintage t-shirt. I'll send you to by the way. I love a vintage t-shirt. He's amazing. My husband gets like the best one. I get all my shit there from Moth food now. Like I just go and we got and they have everything. It's all curated. It's very well organized. It's the best. It's fun to buy things if it's adding to you, but I feel like I was just buying things in a dark hole on my computer and I'm like, I'm not wearing this. I hate online shopping. I did buy this online and I was like, this might not that I turned to my best friend. I was like, if this doesn't fit, this can be yours because I'm like, this is a hit or a mess. Yeah. But like online shop, there's something about picking something off the rack. Emotional. I hate trying shit on though. So do I and I'll buy this. things, and I'll try them on and they won't fit. And it'll be too late to return them. - Yeah, and then it's like what now? - What now? I hate that, are we last drink water? - Yeah, so funny, you were not the first to ask that. - I mean, I also ask it on my own show, 'cause I'm like, well, it's weird, because but also if you're sitting for an hour, people drink, they look at their phone. Like, it's crazy to have an uninterrupted conversation for a whole fucking hour. - I know. - Trust me, I'm like, I'm sitting in my podcast now, and I'm like, oh my God, this is so long, and I'm having anxiety. - I know, but I don't feel that way with you. - Mm-hmm, I read you very well. - Yeah. - Did you know you were gonna be famous? - No, but I've always wanted to be. - But so did you kinda know? - No, I worked at a record label. - I know, but I felt like, I feel like people who become famous know they're gonna become famous. - I never knew, I've always wanted it. I've been desperate for it, desperate. Like, I had anything for it, but, and I've always been quite open about that. - Which is why, yes, which is why it happens. It's always the people that are like, I guess I'll do that. Ooh, creepy. - No. - Own it. - Own it, or don't do it. - Yeah. - I want to make people laugh. I want people to clap for me. I wanna be entertaining. I want to entertain you. - I wanna do all those things as well. (upbeat music) - Are you ready to get into it, tell me what's wrongs? - Oh yeah, I don't even know what this is. I can't wait. - Okay, so these are the pussies right now and I tell us what's wrong and we give them advice. - Okay, I'm scared. - So you'll be great for it. - Okay, go ahead, can I sit like this 'cause I need to. - Yeah. Shoes are though, they're gorgeous. - Chanel. - Gorge. - Chanel. - There's no soul on the cat. - Have you ever wished Chanel made men's or do you think it would take away? - We don't need to do it. I think there's certain things, but no. I don't think we should only make men's. - Okay. - It's a very feminine brand to me. - I know, but I tried some shit on in Chanel the other day and I was like, this could work. - Okay, like a blazer. - But it was like $10,000. - 100%. - And I can't do that to myself. - Yeah, no. - Not for this. - No, totally. - As a Gen Zier, I'm actually stressed out about everything all the time. (laughing) - Okay. (laughing) - I mean, I'm a millennial and I'm stressed out all the time too, so. - It's politics, but also just my peers in this generation, et cetera, et cetera. Thing is, I'm already in therapy and my therapist isn't the best at handling this topic since she's far older and cannot fully relate. We've been together for a very long time since early high school, so she's also kind of family at this point. What do I do here? - By time to break up, just broke up with my therapist. It was too long, I really like her. And you know, the thing about therapy is that you get stuck in it and you don't wanna have to re-explain your problems to a new person. - Yeah. - It's very convenient. But if you're literally having an issue that your therapist cannot relate to, it is time to move on. Whoever wrote that already knows that, by the way. - Yeah, I just got, I just, I'm like soft breaking up with my old therapist and I'm starting a new one. This new one is amazing, amazing. I had the best therapy today. - Girl or boy? - Girl, older, older. And like, she's incredible because she just, it's not about understanding generation to generation. I mean, it could be, but it's really not. Like, she kind of hit the nail on the head with me today. - Yeah. - I hit the nail on the head. I was really upset about something someone had wrote about me. - I get it. - And she was like, well, what happened after that? And I was like. - Oh, I love a follow-up. - And I was like, well, I was very upset. And she said, okay, but then like, did your podcast do well? I did more people watch. And I was like, yeah, a lot more people watch. And she said, so if you could go back in time, would you have less people watch? - Oh, she's like leading you to water in a very clear way, but like also making you want to work. - And I was like, no, I guess I, I wouldn't. - Yeah. - And she was like, so there's your answer. - See, yeah, when they put too much information out and you're having to sift through and be like, well, just tell me. - Yeah, she taught me this thing. - She was like, poms. She makes me put my poms up like this. She's like, you can't deal with the past. You can't deal with the present or the future. You only think of is the present. Poms. Poms up. - Guys, poms up. - Take me. - That's the name of the episode. Poms up. - Poms up. - I love, that's my tradition. I like named that episode for the host, 'cause usually they're like. - Well, come on, you're a show. Let's lock it in, let's lock it in. - I want to spend every second of my life with you. - No, I would love it so fucking much. I mean, we will have a totally different conversation. - Why don't you go to dinner with you and Roxy? - Let by the, 'cause she, no one makes me cackle like not where that woman does. - I know. - Alice and I die for Roxy. Like every time we go to an event, we're like, we are so fucking excited to see Roxy. - You know what's interesting? And not to bring up the signs again, 'cause she just came on my podcast and we hit, so Roxy's May 21st. I'm May 21st. - Is she a tourist? - She's a Gemini. We're both Gemini. We're literally a year apart. We have a soul connection and I just found out that she has a quarrious placements and I had never known that. You know what, she's just kind of like, it's a little looped video. - Yeah. - I'm like, this makes so much sense. - But she's not looped to do things. - No, she's sharp as a tack, but she's a little, just like, I don't care. - Yeah, you see it in an Instagram gate. She's sitting there, but you can tell she was on your side. - Right? - You could tell the second that, that ended. She said to you, I'd be pissed too. - Yeah, I mean, also like the fact that these things are coming back up. - No, the entire business is funnier than I recall. - I was watching that and I was like, actually cackling. I said to Luis, she goes, I've seen it. - I don't even remember where we were. - You were in New York. - Okay, see, I didn't even know that. - Yeah. - I'm starting a new job as a nurse and it's a lot. Like I knew what I was getting myself into, but I've never dealt with stress in hours like this. What are some great ways besides this pod? Oh my God, thank you. - Sweet. - To help me de-stress when I'm coming home from work especially on late nights. TV. - TV or smoke a joint or drink a lot of water. - I don't know. - A joint and a television show. Go into a television show with it. Go to Shondaland. - Shondaland is what we need to do. - Go visit, get a passport to Shondaland. - Yeah, it's not a euphoria for you. Like we should come home. - No, go to Shondaland, there's Scandal. How to get away with murder. Grey's Anatomy, Bridgerton, which I've never seen, but I've heard it's great. - I have an either, yeah. - Shondaland will take you to places that you don't know exist. You will fall because also what I've noticed about Shondaland, now that I've seen so many of her shows, she casts theater actors. They're all theater, they all come from theater backgrounds. - Like she's telling kids. - Like they're coming from off-Broadway Broadway shows. - Right. - Like they are like Viola Davis, Carrie Washington as a theater background. All the people in Scandal, I went to a play reading the other day. Kaya did a reading at like a playhouse. - Okay. - And the guy who wrote the play, I'm looking at him. I'm like, is that how is Doyle from Scandal? And it was, and Tom from Scandal was no need supporting him. - Okay, can I tell you something? - Yeah. - I've never seen Scandal. - You've never seen Scandal. - I need to do it, right? - The show, Scandal is the greatest, one of the greatest shows I've ever seen in my life. I've actually seen Scandal three times. It is Julia's favorite show. - Okay, I am watching Scandal starting to. - You have to text me and Julia in a group chat. - We're gonna do numbers after this. - We'll do numbers after this. And because that's like Julia and I, oh and Peyton. - Peyton, I feel like I need Peyton to like me. - Peyton loves you. And by the way Peyton loves Scandal, we put her on to Scandal. It's the best show of all time. Gladiators and suits. You gotta just get behind it. You will not be able to stop. - Okay, have you seen Veep? - I'm on season two of Veep or three. It's phenomenal. - Phenomenal. We always rewatch Veep every day. - It's very hard for me to get like, a comedy show really has to, like it's funny because I used to watch comedy as a kid a lot, like 30 rock. How I met your mother. Friends I was in and out of, but it was how I met your mother and 30 rock for me that were like really the ones. - And girls. - I'm gonna start rewatching girls again. - Okay, but I can't start rewatching girls until I finish her book. - I also feel like, I don't, I'm obviously don't have a OCD, but like I'm on high alert of everything all the time. - Yeah. - Like I'm always like, I don't wanna think that 'cause it might happen. - Right. That's what that is, OCD, my love. - Oh, so maybe I'm a little OCD. - Yeah. - But like it's not, I just called you my love. - No, by the way, I've been using my love all day. I've been using my love all day, but people get really angry. People either love it or get angry about it. - But I'm also not like tapping on things. Sorry, is that what you're doing? - No, it's not offensive. I do that. I used to do that. - And now you don't need to. - Now my OCD has turned into much more of just like, but do you have any like, do you like, can you just like shower no problem? Like you just like, no, you have to. - I have a, I just, - Showering's actually one of my hardest things. - Okay. - And that's why I love my New York apartment so much 'cause the pressure is so good, so. - I understand that. Pressure is very important. - It's very important and it makes showering better and showering's hard for me 'cause I have OCD and when the shower, and so basically the shower I have here, I have to turn on two knobs. I have to turn on the first knob and then the second knob. New York, it's one knob. - One knob. - Okay, good. - And it just like makes it easier. - And you have like a system, like hair for your body for like, - No, no, no. - It doesn't help. - Sometimes. But I have a system that I won't even say out loud 'cause it's like for therapy, but like it's, yeah, I have a system. I like have to think certain things at, like it's crazy. People have no idea. - Oh my God. - No idea. - Was this always the case? - Always. I knew it was bad in COVID. I couldn't get out of bed. And I said, okay, I need to get out mad 'cause it was affecting my work. Once it was affecting my work at the, 'cause I used to work at a record label. Once it was affecting my work, I was like, I have a problem. - You got it, yeah. - 'Cause I would let it fuck up everything. I was like, I can't let it fuck up this. I know this opportunity is too good to be true. - Yeah. - It was, I was very fulfilled and I was like, I can't fuck this up. So I got on meds and I just switched my meds. And they're amazing. - Okay, good. - I need help choosing between two men. - Oh. - I have a thing for both of them, but not super interested in an open relationship. - Well, what? (laughing) (laughing) - That was funny. - Or even, or even like polycule, et cetera. Yeah, neither am I. One of them is very smart, relatively handsome, skinny kid who can cook and hold the conversation with me. The other is an athletic golden retriever, LMIO. Ooh. - He sounds dumber. - Yeah, and the dumber ones are bad or worse than bad. - Yeah. - We all have three, we all three have the hot hots and I wanna make a decision on who to cuff for summer. - That was a very poorly rewarded. - No, it was me. - We all three have the hots and I wanna make a decision on who to cuff for summer. What do you think? Not super serious, just looking for a tiebreaker, LMIO. Go with the smart one that can cook. - But we all have the hots meaning the three of them together? - I'm not understanding that. - I don't get it. - I don't understand that. I don't understand that. My thing is go with the guy who can cook. - Go with the guy that can cook. - What a beautiful problem to have. - Also, she said he was skinny and fun. Didn't she say funny or something? - You know what, I think this is a gay man. - Oh. - Of course it is. - Yeah. - Why did we think woman right away? It was totally, it was. - It is a gay guy. - Yeah, yeah, okay. - 'Cause it goes straight into open relationship. I think this is a gay guy. - But then also like, why are we cutting someone? They just don't want to deal. - Oh my God, I'm like, see me for this person. - Yeah, I would totally just like keep that going. - Yeah, have a messy summer. Charlie's releasing new music, Ariana's releasing new music. - I was thinking about the tour on the way here, but also the thing is if you cut one, you're just gonna want them to come back. So you might as well, if you're all three in it, you might as well just stay in it. Watch scandal, I prescribe scandal. - Thank you. - She fucks them both the whole time. - She, oh shit. - Oh my God, sorry. - Okay, it's fine. - It's the way it's like the plot. - It's the whole point. - Yeah. - Okay, it's amazing. I prescribe scandal, talk about a good love triangle. Have a love triangle summer. - I agree. I mean. - Be messy, be outside. Go in this, like go fuck around. - Be outside. - Yeah, two people and you're all into each other. I am into it. - Oh. - Hopefully we understood that correctly. 'Cause it was a little bit of a loop dilute. - No, I think we did. - Okay, good. Just decided between, like if you wanna marry one, marry the one that can cook, obviously. - And who's smarter? You can't marry someone dumb. - Yeah, you can't. - That's it. - I haven't had a crush, a real honest to God crush in years. Like maybe since the start of college, I'm 26 and single and have been since. Like I said, the start of college. I just legit don't get it. I get attracted to people, maybe we even hook up and I want nothing to do with them within a week. Like we gotta get this libido up, help. I think you're a void in attachment. - I think you need a therapist. - Also, let me play. Apparently he's amazing for libido. Let me play. Okay, yeah. I mean, I definitely think we need to be like working from the ground up. Like there's something going on there. - Yeah. - Your best. - Yes. - I got it though. Having a crush makes the world. - So much brighter. - Open up. - I know. - My problem is that my friend keeps dressing her toddler in the same outfits that I'm dressing mine. - I. - Whoa. (laughing) - Wow, Nolan, sometimes you really like, the thing is like Nolan doesn't know. - By the way, that was from another batch and I put it in with this one. Nolan, you go. - I don't know. I just had a feeling that this would work. - I would fucking claw a bitch down. (laughing) At first, I thought it was so cute, but now six months later, it's just getting a bit obsessive. I want to say something to her about it, but I don't want to come across as rude. Help. It's hard because she's a first-time mother too. - Help SOS get away from this woman that is fucking crazy. I would lose my mind. My mom had a friend like that who dressed her daughter in the exact same way as me, and then I obviously had to like carry this burden my whole life, but I'm not kidding. That goes deeper than the clothes. - You think? - Yes. No, I know. - It's like single white female. - Yeah, it's like literally like no identity, no sense of self, like following you, and then could you imagine if I came to work every day and I was wearing what you were wearing? - Hell. - That's insane. - Yeah. - It's a crazy person does that. You need to run for the hills. And like, no. There's nothing. - Okay. - No, bye. - We're done. We're done. - Wow. - That is crazy behavior. - Yeah. The same sweater or once in a while, you like come across the same things because you're shopping in the same places to literally have your daughter dress like her daughter every time. Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Tata. - I accidentally sent a new to the wrong person. - Oh. - Oh. - Awful. - Of course, it was meant to go to my boyfriend, but I sent it and waited for a response. After like three minutes, I wondered why he hadn't said anything and saw I sent it to a female coworker. Oh, at least it was another girl. - Still. How do you fuck that up? - It's nice. It's not a guy. - Me and her aren't exactly close either. I have no idea she saw it. She saw it. - What do you mean? Of course she saw it. - She probably did. Like, who doesn't read their texts? And we haven't spoken about it at work. Please, what the fuck help? You have to just go up to her and be like, I know you saw my news. - Well, first of all, also, if you can't, like, you text somebody and knew you have it like in your literal text messages, text them back and be like, I am so sorry, this wasn't for you. It's weird. She left it. - Have solace in the fact that she can't send that anywhere or else it's revenge porn and that's illegal. - That is illegal, right? Yes, I think it's a new law that was passed actually and have solace in the fact that that is illegal. - Yeah, but I think she needs to just like text her and be like, I am so sorry because the girl's probably weirded out. - Yeah. - Especially when you don't say anything because you're like, it was that meant for me? Are people fucking okay? - Yeah. - What the fuck are we talking about? Is it my tits to somebody that was working on my podcast that I wasn't friends with? I'd be like, they're great, but they're not for you. I'm sorry. - Right. - Come on. - Come on. - Hello? - Yeah, say something. - Yeah, Jesus Christ. My friend and I make a mess on my comforter, if you know what I mean, should he offer to have it cleaned? - Oh, Lynn, what are these questions? Okay. - My comforter doesn't fit in my washing machine and it costs like $35 to have it dry cleaned and I just cleaned it two weeks ago. I hinted how annoyed I was that I have to get it cleaned again, but he didn't offer anything except for detailed solutions for me to get it fixed. No, no, no, no, no. If he's sticking it in you, he's cleaning up the mess. - Correct. - That is like my, I had a gay friend that was like, if a mess happens and he's sticking it in you, that is, and he is weirded out by that. That is a him problem. You should be so weirded out by him. - Agreed. A hundred percent. You should not be paying for that at all. - Recently, my best friend has not talked about anything other than boys, me, and it's non-stop. Every fucking combo. It was fun for a sec, but now she doesn't even ask me how I am or anything. - Oh, yeah. - She just texted me what she needs advice about a guy. - No, one-way friendship doesn't work, she's not invested in you, like, unless this is a long-term friendship and you care about fixing it, like, you have a direct conversation with them and be like, I don't feel like you're giving a shit about me. But other than that, like, these things, once you're at this point, move up. Right? Cut them off. - Yeah. - I guess, right, damn. - Yeah, I feel like when people know the answers to a lot of these questions, they just want validation. - Yeah. Well, more conservative, I'll let you know. - Yeah. We're done with that friendship. - I just started seeing this man, and the other night, he's outside my apartment, blasting music at 3 a.m. Pissed drunk. Oh, romantic. He was asking if he could come in and hang, and I just slammed the door, also romantic. The next day, he texted me, "You free tonight? Obsessed." - Oh, my God. - I asked him if he remembers last night, and he had no idea what I was talking about. So, I asked, "Oh, he has a drinking problem." - Yeah. - Yeah. - So, that's an issue. - Yeah, that is an issue. I wouldn't deal with that for too long. - Yeah, maybe just, no. - Yeah. - The last one. - Oh, okay. We're, wow. - I mean, you're quick with that. - Yeah, I get it. - My boyfriend of five years, who was also my best friend for 12 years, recently broke up with me out of the blue. He emphasized that he didn't want to lose me from his life permanently because we have been friends since we were 13. However, I found out that a month after he broke my heart, he was already living with a new random girl. - He was fucking her before. - Yeah. The only reason I found out was because of, was because his new girlfriend caught him texting me. This bumped in me to leave a couple of notes on his truck for he and his girlfriend to find. I was just congratulating him on losing his job. Cut. Love that. And that I hope his job hunting is going well for a loser like him. He tried and failed to get a restraining order against me for it. That's a crazy thing to get a restraining order. - No, no, no, there's missing pieces of the story. She's a little cookie cookie and you lost me at the truck. I don't know what's happening. - Okay. I'm tired of still being so angry and heartbroken over a man that couldn't care less about me. Please prescribe me remedies. You should watch someone great and how to be single. - I co-sign that one. - Those are just, you watch them, they teach you how to be alone. - Yeah. I think that this. - Also like, there's so much. - Yeah. - Exercise. Go for walks. Focus on your friendships. I definitely think that. - Read strangers by. - Oh. - What's your name? - It was so good. - I need to read it. - I read it. - I read it on the plane in literally four hours. - Did you turn to your husband and say, "Never fucking do this to me." - He wasn't with me, thank God, but like, it's so scary about that not to make this so dark, but like, that can just happen. - I know. - To anyone. - To anyone at any time, regardless of any sort of situation. And I think it's, yeah, it's very scary. That's why I always tell everybody, like, especially women, you need to have a sense of self, your own income, your own job, and your own purpose. - Uh-huh. Do you watch housewives? - Are you watching Rhode Island? - No. Do I need to? - You got to watch Rhode Island. - Okay. I'm so inconsistent with the housewives. - Okay, well. - So, Morgan, what did we learn today? - What did we learn? We learned clothing doesn't fill emotional holes despite that we would like it to. - Yes, it doesn't. And then also to be creative. - To be creative. - What did we learn? - We learned that your color of the summer is navy. - Yes. - Flared shorts are in. - Yes. And we learned that we can drink water. - Drink water. That's where we go. - There you go. - Well, Morgan, I adore you. - I adore you. - And you're going to watch "Candle." - That is, I'm literally leaving out. - You're going to watch "Candle." - Yeah, to go do that. - I love you. And I'll see you at the show tonight. - Yes, I love you. So fun. - I love you. - Bye, pussies. (upbeat music)