Session 132: Role Model Strikes Back

[MUSIC] Tucker is back on the podcast and Brett is here doing the intro for us today. Hi, hi. I missed you so much. I missed you more and this is our last month, living together. I really can't talk about it. I might start crying. It hasn't hit me yet. It's starting to kind of hit me. It really hasn't hit me yet. And it's really making me sad. But-- I push. Yeah. That's what Alicia from Rhode Island taught me. Just push it down. Push, push it down. Yeah. Repress. I'll do that for the next few weeks. Yeah. It's the point in being miserable. It's too much going on, yeah. But you are very stressed today. Yeah, I just have a lot. There's a lot going on. Well, you have a lot going on, too. You're about to leave. I've changed. My personality has shifted a lot these past few months. Why do you think? I'm vintage shopping now. Right. That's the shirt. Yeah, vintage, you guys. I only shop at one vintage store, which I know is takes away the whole point from vintage shopping. Actually, I would say my vintage journey started maybe at the beginning of this year. I think it started in Japan. It started in Japan and on D-Pop. Right. And I just took it to a level where it's like, I feel like my issue with vintage shopping is I feel like I need it all, because it's like one of one. And it's like so cool. It's like pieces are like cool. Yeah, I don't know where this is from. But it's spoke to me. Remember, we went to the Silver Lake Flea Market and vintage stores in college. And I bought that Chicago Bull shirt that I like-- Was it so hot? It was hot. It was senior year. Why don't I remember-- wait, yes, I do. And I bought the three-mendous shirt. Do you wear it still? Like, not as much as I used to. I lived in that shirt, senior year. And we were like, oh, my god. Yeah, because it's like one of one. It's like, where'd you get this? Yeah. I don't know if people know this, but do people know your mom is Tucker's number one fan? I don't think people know. Can you explain? So my mom discovered role model last year. No, maybe a year and a half ago. But she was early on it for the moms. He has a big mom audience. He has a big mom audience, but she was early on it. And she became obsessed and obsessed with his new album. And like, she loves Tucker so much she knows all his songs. And Jake once nicely got her-- A video message? Yeah. Jake got her a video message from Tucker. And she calls him Tucker, not role model, but should we ask her what her favorite song is? Should we see if she picks up? I think she would appreciate that. Yeah, just speak her phone app. I'm here with Jake. Hi, Mocha. We are recording the intro to the Therapus episode with Tucker. And we wanted to know what your favorite thing about Tucker is and your favorite song. OK, but before I do that, can we just take a beat, Jake? Are you aware of how good you look? And do you feel as good about yourself as you look currently? You know what? Today I felt it. I'm laughing at you. Are you hearing me? No, and I need to hear you more because I do have-- I'm still having like negative mindset. OK, well, baby steps, but I want to tell you-- Thank you. Sort of like Brett had a moment when she just like, her authentic sunshine returned. And I feel like that's who you are right now. Yes, thank you. Oh, you really, really feel that way? I wouldn't say it if I didn't, honey. Oh, that's nice, Mocha. Oh, thank you. You guys know that. All right, Tucker, I have to be careful because I'm a 62-year-old grandmother. I got to be careful because it's very sexual, but he just does this little thing with his mouth. He sends the crowd spinning. And he is what he's a word-smith, which I know you guys appreciate because of Taylor. He has written powerful lyrics that we all want to sing from the top of our lungs. And that is rare. So, yeah, he's a rarity. What's your favorite song? If you have to choose. I only do one. You can do two. You can do two. Can I do early Tucker? Yes, please, please. OK, all right, but I want to get the correct, because the lyrics are in my head rather than song titles. So, let me do a little research and I will do a group text to you guys. OK, that's fine. And he has sold out the salt shed before Mocha could get ticket. So, I'm going to lean in, guys, when that's in September. Tucker, what's the salt shed? A venue in Chicago. He's playing this venue in Chicago, which is outrageous and cool. And I mean, I was talking-- OK, I played Tucker's the video that you got for me, Jake, at a party on the 4th of July, because the girls were like, oh, my god, Mocha, we're totally in a role model because of you. And I'm like, yeah, well, is this me, Mr. Tucker? It's on my phone. And they're like, why don't you put that on social media? I go, because that's not for social media. That's for me. And you, because I've had two cocktails. Yes. OK, well, we'll get you to Tucker in Chicago, mom. Love you. Oh, my god. All right, so I will send-- I know the words, but because it's the title of the song, you'll know the lyrics. Some pretend, or that one? No, just-- I'm going to do it. I'm in the middle of an insurance assignment, but I will do an use assignment as soon as I'm done with this. All right, OK, love you. Love you, Mocha. Where were you just? I was just in Switzerland in Croatia. Oh, yes, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. I can't speak to-- Wait, did you see I got cautious in Switzerland? I did see that. And I'm realizing I can't speak because I'm high. That makes sense. I'm like, why can't I speak? Why aren't my thoughts connecting to my-- Yeah, yeah. And it's-- Did you end up smoking earlier at like 11? Yeah, I did. OK. It's the summer. When it's the summer and it's hot out, you just want to be high in the sun. And by the way, I've been getting some color on my face. Like, I woke up with some preckles. Love. Oh, I've been watching Skins, UK. Have you ever seen? No, was that on MTV? So there was a US version on MTV. And that was a very poorly received. Yeah, I remember-- Very, very, very poorly received. I remember my mom used to tell me if I saw Skins on the TV guy. And I couldn't press the show. I couldn't watch it. Well, you know today in TV shows, they like outright say things because they assume that you're on your phone. Did you know this? They give extra expositions. I actually did know this. Like, they give like-- and I'm in the restaurant. Like, they like shit like that. So because they assume people are on their phone. Whereas if you're back in the day, if you're-- I'm watching Skins and I'm like, oh, I have to put my phone down and lock in because I'm like going to miss some minor detail that implies and explains this because each episode is a different character. Oh my god, Skins is amazing. Louise, you would die. How have you not seen Skins? I've seen it like four times. Oh. Like, when it was-- when it was airing? Well, I'm on a Skins journey. Well, I don't want to change the subject. You can change the subject. The new Hunger Games movie is going to change your life. Wait, why? Because the book? The book. Have you read it? I haven't read it, but I've been following your story. No, no, no, no. Like, you don't understand how to aim at your games. The book is-- Should I read the book? Like, maybe. Have you been reading? No, but fuck it. Like, what else am I going to do? It is so good, so fucking sad. It was so good. And the movie comes out November, and I'm so excited, because I know you love the Hunger Games, and I do too. I love the Hunger Games. It's going to, like, it's going to change lives. Maybe I'll give it a-- maybe I'll give it a read. It didn't easy read. I mean, did you read the original Hunger Games? Yeah, easiest reads ever. Then, yes. It's very similar to the first one. OK. I'm sold. Yeah. I wrote a vacation. It was amazing. You need to watch Skins, though. OK. It's old, though. It's like from 2007. Like, I don't know if you're down for that. No, that's fine. I'm rewatching-- or, actually, no, I'm not rewatching. I'm watching on Trot's right now with Matt. Oh, then you can definitely do Skins. Which is-- Skins walks so you four you could run. Or, honestly, vice versa. Skins ran so you four you could walk. Like, Skins is like, actually, no offense to you for you. Like, you four you as great, but Skins is like, change my life. Like, Skins is like, I'm watching it, and I'm like, oh my god. Like, the way these people live, like, yeah, you could argue that it's bad, because they, like, kind of are so day by day. And, like, but not everything is the end of the world. Like, things kind of just happen in Skins. And life moves on. Do you know what I mean? That's a good message. Like, life moves on. Like, no one in the show is like, oh my god, it's the best show I've ever seen. It's amazing in the theme songs, like a banger. I'm seeing if my mom is texted us. She has it. We've loved role models since. Senior year of college. Yes, R-X. What was our favorite song of that? Oh, she just just wanted. My mom said, life is funny, number one, early Tucker, with, say it first, close, second. Current Tucker, some protector. Oh, she's like, going. With, with high hopes, 3,000 in second by a nose, forever and more. Oh, wait, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. Oh, and never let you go. And, and die for my bitch. And who hurt you? We have my favorite. And, um, oh, I think my favorite was R-X. Do you remember I loved R-X? Yeah. I've never let you never let you go so good so good But okay at this current time I'm in France and if France is still in the World Cup Oh, it's gonna be insane. It's gonna be insane. I'm gonna be having the time of my life Well, cuz everyone's has mbappe is like the best player and he's fresh. Yeah And I'm gonna be in France You think they're gonna like to have it on like every bar. Yes. I think so. I think they go I think they go wait over oh my god. I was in France during the fucking heatwave, which is genuinely like we didn't talk about it Enough because I shut my mouth I complain. Yeah, but I we didn't we don't talk about the fact that I was there for Louise I mean brad Wow When I Left my hotel I I couldn't I actually couldn't leave my hotel. No, you know, I can't even put there there was no one on the street Nobody's 105 degrees. It was crazy crazy crazy like crazy like I've never been so hot in my entire life I was out at night one night the one night I went out Drinking wine and all of a sudden I feel a drop and my back had been dripping sweat everywhere And then I just looked around and everyone's back with dripping sweat and I was like okay I guess I'll lean into the sweat. Yeah, you kind of have to it makes going out a tad more vulnerable and a tad more fun I would say actually as well like when I was out and I was sweating and I was like I'm out and I'm sweating And I feel like I'm letting myself. Oh the new Madonna album is amazing speaking of sweating. Have you heard? Speaking of sweating. Have you heard the new Madonna album? I'm listening to like three songs. Oh I haven't listened. It's so good. It's so good. Read my lips. Oh Good for the soul like you've been like listening to this album dude. I've been listening to this album. Wow Well, what I love about the album is It's really helping me deep dive into Madonna and I'm like so fascinated about her early days in New York in the 80s and late 70s I'm like fascinated by it. Yeah. Oh When you are away are you gonna be using my shake and train with Jake Shane's series on the aloe on this club app? Yeah, of course. I already have a downloaded. Really? Yeah Thank you What's crazy about the aloe stuff is actually one of the first people to compliment me on my workout journey was Tucker in that very first episode and My body has transformed so much since then So I just am really excited that I got to do this because I'm like I feel I feel I've never felt comfortable with my shirt off as you know It's so full circle and amazing. Aloe has been such a big thing for you. Biggest. Yeah every morning. Are you going to aloe? Yeah, every single morning. It's really a routine and I got to shoot it in the South of France Which is amazing, which is amazing. Yeah, and if you guys want to check it out for yourself You can go to the aloe wellness club calm slash Jake to download the app and you do my shake and train with Jake Shane's series today As well as 4,000 other classes that include Pilates, strength training, yoga, bar, mat, everything you need And it's free. I thought a fun way to stay in touch when you move despite you saying like I know you're like It's close by we should send each other what song we're listening to that day that we're hyperfixated on Yes, because we both always hyperfixate on a song of the days Yes, we just like wake up and send the song. Yes, and I think that's a beautiful way to stay in touch. Let's do that Okay, but I was telling Max today that I'm just like so overwhelmed with like things that I have on to or I have going on To and he said well, it's better that to be underwhelmed. Yes always I was like you're so right always Joan River's biopic She'll point to the page of nothing and say this in my worst nightmare. Yeah Yeah, so you got to just be grateful. Yeah and power through Well, should we say our favorite Tucker song in honor of the third episode? Yeah, what yours? I think forever and more mind Sally Oh, well, of course because you were the first Sally ever. Yeah, and like never forget it. No, so My my favorite is Sally just because of what it means to me. I love you so much. I love you more enjoy the episode Pussies Hey guys, welcome back to therapist the new season and now exclusively on Netflix and I'm we're I'm here with Jake my friend now I don't want to hear it. We're friends now Okay, continue with your intro. I'm sorry. Um, the first time we did this we were strangers complete We've gotten to know each other And your phone's passing a lot we keep in contact How is moving the phone from one side of the octave up to the other good to stop it from buzzing. I don't know what to do with it. I'm sorry Um, but I'm happy to be back. I know We are thing is maybe that we're We sort of go at go at it with each other a lot. Oh, yeah, it's your new era about kindness And so now I just think that maybe we could open this episode with kindness. Oh, okay, I'm being sweet to one another My hands are a little bobby. Oh, yours are too Bommie bommie, yes, okay So I'd like to just start by his new album chup timely and the hourglass is out august 7th. Please give it up for Tucker role model Pillsbury Well, I have to do that. Okay Um, but like I was saying, I think that we could just start with kindness. I just want to start by saying I'm I'm proud of you You're a very hard worker You've done so much more than make take talks and personating things. Thank you Well, okay, so for opening this up with kindness. I am very proud of you You've been singing all around the town everywhere and people know every word Oh, yeah, every word. I will say there's one other thing I want to just start off with Remember when you called me when Nile Horn was on here Yeah, are you trying to like clear the air on the yes because I caught shit. I know you did And people didn't take the joke But understand this. I was in the studio and I was working Jake called me. I didn't answer He called me again. I didn't answer and before I could even text him and be like, hey, I'll call you later Nile Horn calls me for the first time ever Yeah, he's never called me and so obviously in my head I go, oh, they're on The podcast. This would be funny if I pick up for him and not for Jake and it was funny and it was funny Did people actually get angry about it before we're like he's like the worst friend ever. Oh, this is like too far Everything out of everything. It's just any new tattoos. What no new tattoos Um, I heard you want to get at your piercing. I remember you called me and asked if that would be a good idea I don't even remember did you say that you were doing a mask calling of like everyone You know to be like is it weird if I get my ear pierced and what did you say? I think I talked you out of it You don't think so because I just you were talking about a single earring and I like one right here. I know Don't you have one? But your ears are pierced they used to be When did you get them out? Um, you know, it's funny is as soon Um, I did a movie with Lena. I know you uh-huh way long time ago when she the first time she ever called me about it and was like I have this movie blah blah blah talk to me about it It wasn't even like confirmed that I'd be in the movie. It was just the possibility I was like I got off the phone and I took my earrings out and I was like they need to I want them to heal before I shoot a movie Because I don't want to look like a douchebag in a Movie with Natalie Portman. Did they heal? Kind of, but I think you can still see the little dot Um, yeah, I can unfortunately. I don't think it's unfortunately. I just I thought maybe I just needed to grow up a little bit and Um, so Lena Dunham is the reason I did it. Oh wow It's a cool fun fact for the therapist. I still hear your phone buzzing buzz buzz buzz. I can't do anything about it Can't put your phone on do not just serve. You can just throw it out there. I'm sorry. I like your ballet shoes Thanks My they're my lemon pepper steppers. I was told what they're my lemon pepper steppers What do you mean lemon peppers? What's a lemon pepper stepper? I know the someone on my touring team said you got the lemon pepper steppers You excited to go back on tour I am excited to go back on tour. I'm very excited. We just did some festivals. I saw in Europe and It got me very excited, but it was fun So like let's just sit with it for a second because I'm just I thought by now you'd be better And I just saw it in your eyes Of you just searching for and that's just it hit me and I was like oh he's probably seasoned by now He's like he's probably got this down, but I just got to sit with it for a sec because I don't think you do. Okay, what if we Go back to our roots for a second. Yeah, and play the game What game three two one game sure. I would love that. Okay, three wait your word Mm-hmm three two one sneaker Wood and sneaker Three two one golden goose okay Okay. three. I'm already there, you're not there. Three, two, one, sandal, gardening in sandal. Three, two, one, soil. Okay. Soil and rake. Three, two, one, flour. How long did it take us the other time? Like two hours. But then when we got it, it was amazing. Let's just start again really quick. Okay. Oh, my wrist. Have you heard about my wrist? No. Let's go. Let's come back to this game. Talk about the wrist. Okay. Three, two, one, come back to the game. Talk about your wrist right now. Oh, okay. Let's come back when we sing. Okay. I have Dequeur Evan's tendonitis. You did tell me about that. And it hurts. Look. Is it shaking? This tendon so inflamed. Oh, Jake, I know. I've been run ragged. And how do you help it? What? How do you help the wrist? What do you do? Oh, physical therapy, steroid shot. I have a brace. I said, sorry. Have you ever heard a part of yourself? I have. I've broken a lot of bones. What bones? My knee, my wrist, my arm. I broke my wrist. Yeah. I broke it multiple times and they have scars on my wrist from it. And then when did you break your knee? I just, just not what people want to hear. I know. Okay. So what do you think you want to hear? I don't know. Like the Sally thing is just run dry, huh? How do you feel about that? The Sally thing ending? You started the Sally thing. How does it feel that it's not ended? You're like, good, because every time you brought up a different Sally on stage, I would be like, okay. Yeah, you're right. I'd be like, okay. And then you didn't end it with me, which would have been sweet. And now neither of us are going to have anything to talk about in interviews. Have you officially like killed it? Yeah. Yeah. It's done. I think it's important to know I went to end a bit. So who was your final Sally? Who's the last one? I didn't think about it at the time, but it was Robert Erwin. And it was truly, I think aside from Olivia Rodrigo, it was the craziest response to Sally. Watch it. No, I'm just saying the pride of his nation, country nation. Where's he from New Zealand, Australia? Australia. Yeah. What do you, what do you, I'm on my page? That's not a page. Is that for your diabetes? How is Nick Jonas? He's diabetes. Yeah, we spoke about it. Actually, we spoke about his diabetes. And he remembered meeting me. Yeah, I didn't think he would. Oh, from Vegas. Yeah. I know. He said he's like, you're there to. We talked about that. And you said you remember me, but I know you did. I do. I remember exactly where you were on the plane, the back. No, I was in the back. Okay. Um, three, two, one, fork, fork and book. Let's keep going. Let's just, okay. Do you want to, okay, so you said you had questions about my candy? Yeah, I'm just curious. It's creative officer, jeep creative officer. Oh, it's your name is on it. Yeah, Jay Sheen's our bus. It's amazing. Okay. You let me know when you want one. I will let you know, let's go back because we talked about being nice. Yes, sorry. I feel like I'm being a little mean. Yeah, I know. I feel like I'm being mean. Like I came into this thing and you were going to come for me. No, I wanted to try and be nice today because I feel like, um, I want one. They're just so good. I can't look at them and I can't eat that. What are you saying? Yeah, make sure you eat it into the mic too. You know, the guy just ripped off his headphones. I can't even imagine what he just went through. That kills me. I'm gonna get comfortable. That was tough. That was not a cleanser. How's the east side of Los Angeles? It's good. Have a house now. You've a house? Have a house. So you do make money? It's nothing like yours. I've lived in the same house since you've known me. I've seen yours. I know. And it's always been impressive. But you lived here with a lot of people and now you pretty much are about to live here alone. I know. What are we going to do? Which proves? I don't know. I don't know why you live out here. I'm not going to dox you, but I don't know why you live where I live. Because you're such a social butterfly that I would think you'd want to be near. What's your favorite memory with me since we last recorded? I enjoyed. I remember you on my birthday last year. So fun. I don't love celebrating my birthday, so I just had a dinner with what was going to be me and my four friends. And I remember you all to me. And you're like, it's your birthday. I was like, yeah, I'm going to dinner and he was like, I'm coming. And then Jake showed up and it was actually really fun. And you got to meet Kai and it was fun. And I love Kai. Yeah, I love Kai. He's been a lot of time with Kai. I do. That's my that's my bestie. Do you miss him right now? I do. I haven't seen him in what two days. No, I was, I was in like five days. I miss him. I feel about my best friends too. They're in New York. Yeah, you, you know, I know, you know, well, I got a place in New York. I found that out recently. Because anytime you face time, me when you were in New York, the background and stuff, it is what I imagine, like, I just imagined you were staying with take my cry. That's yours. You can say it proudly. It's my apartment that I got after I did Broadway. Period. Well, where's your Burkin? I was going to bring it. Because we talked about I wanted to sell it to you. I don't. Can I be honest? I thought you were going to like midway through that episode would be like, I have a surprise for you. Give it to you. Yeah. Well, funny story. I was going to do a music video that I'm not going to do anymore, but I had a music video and my dream is to have sexy red in a music video. And I just, I love her. I think she's amazing. And what I was going to do, my pitch was I was going to give her the Burkin to just be in the music video. Yeah, you know, Neon gives all of them with Barker Burkins all the time. I don't know. That doesn't come across your desk. Neon the streamer. Thank you Seek Geek for sponsoring tonight's episode. It is so fitting that Seek Geek is sponsoring tonight's episode because Tucker is going on tour himself soon and you can get tickets on the Seek Geek app. You can use Code Therapus for 10% off. If you click the link in the description and download the app, it automatically adds the Code Therapus for 10% off. And Seek Geek is the best place to get tickets because it rates your ticket on a scale from one to 10, one being not the best time being the best so you know if you're getting a good deal. And not only is Tucker going on tour, but Ariana Grande is on tour. Gracie Abrams is going on tour. Ryan Beatty is going on tour. Oh my god, I'm so excited for that. There are so many incredible people going on tour. And in order to make all these incredible events, Seek Geek is the number one place to get tickets for them. You can also get tickets for the World Cup. You can get tickets for a comedy show. Any live event you can get tickets for on Seek Geek. And you can use Code Therapus for 10% off your purchase. Thank you again, Seek Geek for sponsoring tonight's episode. I don't know if you've heard, but I have a new workout series with the Allo Wellness Club app called The Shake and Training with Jake Shane series. It is four ten minute workout sessions to our strength training to our Pilates. And I have such an incredible time filming them in the South of France with Louie Chandler and Bianca. It was seriously one of the most fun days of my entire life. And that whole trip in general was just incredible. But if you listen to this podcast, you know that I've had a really important relationship with working out over these past three years. And that's all thanks to the Allo Wellness Club, both in Los Angeles and New York. And all the trainers there, they've like really helped shift my mindset on working out, which has been like honestly consistently working out has been a struggle for me throughout my entire life. I finally feel like I'm at a place because of the Allo Wellness Club and these trainers. I'm really proud of my progress that I've made. Also travel a lot. When I travel, it's hard for me to consistently go to the gym if I don't have a routine. And the Allo Wellness Club app helps me have a routine because even if you don't like my series, which is so fine, there are 4,000 other classes that you can do from yoga, strength training, Pilates, mat, bar, like anything you need. The Allo Wellness Club app has and helps you stay on a good workout schedule, even if you're just in your room. Or even if you only have 10 minutes, like the classes are only, some of the classes are only 10 minutes. Classes I do, they're four classes, they're 10 minutes each. You can do only one of them and still have a great workout. Also, the great thing is I wanted to make the series feel like my podcast meets me working out in a way, so I feel I hope that they make you laugh. as hard as I laughed while filming them and working out. 'Cause working out is also about having fun. Also, the best thing is, it's free. You can just go to alohwellnessclub.com/chake and download the app today to start working out with me. That's alohwellnessclub.com/chake. Thank you again, aloh, for working with me. This has been such a dream. I hope this is only the beginning. (upbeat music) I think what we feel what I feel right now is like, okay, the first two were amazing, and now it's like the third, and it's like a lot has changed, and it's like, well, what now? Let's talk about that, 'cause I, there's a, now, I'm just gonna, the internet's very predictable. I'm sure you know that as well. Yes. It's gonna be, this is gonna be the fall off episode of us, too. You think I kind of pop out here this morning. I woke up and I was like, are people, is it gonna, is this it? They're just, it's just predictable. They're gonna be like, oh, I liked it better when they were strangers, and they were like flirting with each other, and like, and it was like, yeah. And now they're gonna be like. And now it's on Netflix. Right, they hang out. You think the Netflix has changed stuff? I'm excited to be on Netflix, I can say hi to them. They had an Netflix. My family. You're already on Netflix twice. You know that. I'm gonna be on there for reals. Three times. (laughs) I do miss you though. I never see you. I know. But we FaceTime. We're busy, you have to, it's, I always, it's a boy, you're always on a flight. You like flying? I hate flying. No, I hate traveling. I really hate traveling. Can I sit at my new take that I'm realizing is like, I was just in Europe, and it's beautiful, especially like the shows there are very fun. The crowds are like, completely different. Yeah. There's no phones, which I don't care. You can have your phones out. But there's no phones. I mean, God willing or I'll Sally wouldn't be a thing. And they like dance with each other. It's like communal, it's like amazing. But I will say as far as just like being out there and I'm just sitting in hotel rooms and I will say, I just, I weirdly miss America and then I get back here and you land in like an American airport and I see them McDonald's and I see this shitty, little food things and it just like makes me happy. And I like, oh, you like our happy when you land back here. I think I'd like America, and it's such a weird thing to say and I'll probably get in trouble for saying it, but I think I've just come to the realization that I'd like. Well, here's what I like about America more than Europe. Great hit me with it. They have air conditioning here. Let's go down together. Let's talk about how much we love it. That when you ask for a drink, they give you ice without even asking for the ice. I like that. I like that they put a lemon in the Coke thing for it automatically. You still, you would die Coke or Coke. I don't even know that right. I know, but that stands to make a difference. Do you think that makes a difference? I like that when you, I don't like when you postmates over there, you just don't, it's all unfamiliar. I don't even try. You could be like ordering from the worst place on Earth. They could be rats in the box and you don't know, because you just judge on pictures like you ordering. Wait, wait. Do you understand what I'm saying? You're angry because you don't know about the reputation of a restaurant because you don't live there. I order off-coastmates a lot when I'm overseas. And the problem is I don't know any of these restaurants so like I could be ordering from a dinner from like a 7/11 and not knowing it. No, there's like Yelp. I don't know. You've never Yelped? I've truly never been on one of those. A food review site? Yeah. So who's fault is that for not? It's mine, I'm just saying. Yes, I'm lazy, but I like the comfort of knowing. I like the kind of, I think I like America. I got it. I got it. I ain't saying it, but I think I do. I layer New York. New York. Really? But you live here full time. If I'm in Alba mode, I'm working Monday through Friday for like month-long lockouts. So I don't even, it doesn't matter that I live here. I'm not going outside. So that's fine. But then if I have too much downtime then I need to leave. And I go home where I go to-- Maine. --I go to Maine or I go to New York, yeah. Maine. Maine. I'm going to go next week. I'm excited. I am. You can get a lobster roll. It's my favorite place. I don't see food. Did we cover that before? I'm sure. I just don't do it. Oh, you're not a larger. You just don't do it. I just don't do it. I never had it. And it's one of those things. You do eat meat. I eat meat. I've never had seafood, and I just never want to have it. The idea, I just don't like. What? I don't like the idea of it. Of seafood? Like what about the idea that do you not like? I don't know. With most of it's the smell, I also just like crustaceans it's like to me that's like an insect that you're cooking and then you're eating like I just like lobsters are insects. They're bottom feeders. Fun fact, they used to feed prisoners lobsters a long time ago and that's going to throw it out their early 1900s maybe, but they used to feed prisoners lobster dinners because it was they it was like their bottom feeders and so they were like thought of as a shitty thing that you get. But now lobster's the most expensive thing on the menu now it's like someone like you eats it. Been working out. You. Oh my god. You have been working out. That's what I was. That's what you. Yeah. Oh. That's what I was going for. Yeah. Somebody online said I reverse body dysmorphia. No, you look healthy. It's not it's what it's not unhealthy. I look healthy. I'm saying you had a phase you got very fit and muscular. Yes. And it's not a scary muscular. Okay. Thank you. It's not like a big. No, you you look like you work out. I don't know how else to put it. Thank you. You still like poppy? I see. Yep. Is that the pride one? No. It's the violet one. Pride poppy. How are you celebrating pride? I'm rolling out an album and then just be in there for you. I need it. I know. And I'm here for you. You know, I'm here for the month. The month. I'm here for you. All month. I'm happy to do it. I called you gay in an interview recently. I am gay. So. I know. So were you nervous? No, I was really funny. A screenshot of the thing of you being like you called me gay. Something something that really like made me laugh out loud. I made my dad laugh too. He called me like that. It really did make me laugh. No, Tucker and I do have we do have a bit. Do you know what I'm talking about that we always do when we see each other? Hmm. Come on. Please. I'm thinking. I can't remember face off. Beach. Of course. Every time. Every time we see each other, once you. Well, now I saw you at the D or show. Oh, yeah, we said it. We said I'm not gonna be. Bitch. Are you a Marvel fan? No. Why? I was watching it to ease my anxiety last night. What, which movie that Marvel was the Avengers Infinity War in time game? Got it. Doesn't do it for you. Can't relate to it or nothing. That superhero. You can't relate to them. Yeah, I can't relate to it. You can't. I feel like their whole thing though is about like, what's your favorite part of it? My favorite part of the level. I like. It's over there. I love it. That line. I love it when he says that. Who says that? Who says that? The Hulk. Remember the Hulk is like, he's over there. Go get him. Are you like fucking with me in one movie? Does he say that? What's what I'm saying? It's just a bullshit movie. What's my favorite part is anything with Wanda. Okay. I love Wanda. Okay. She's the most powerful being in the universe. I watched this documentary recently called Streetwise and it's unbelievable and I think you should watch it. It gets really sad but it's about the homeless, it's like homeless teens, young teens in Seattle in the 80s and it like follows them around and it's like a documentary but it feels like a movie because there's like arcs and there's like some of them meet each other and like fall in love and there's like, it's amazing. Is it a documentary series or a movie? It's a documentary. Okay. One. Yep. You watch a lot of documentaries? No. Nope. Nope. I liked that one. I just wanted to, my head, I was like, make sure you do a movie rack in the podcast. Make sure you clear up the no-horn thing. Yeah. You were stressed about that. I could feel it. ever you can talk to me about it though. - And ask Jake how he feels about Sally ending. - I was sad. - I think you know when to end a bit too though. - I do. - You stop doing your impressions for a period and then like you'll bring them back here and there. - Just to remind people of why I'm here. - Where you came from? - Yeah, just to remind people. - I respect that. - You watching any TV right now? - Right. - What am I watching? No, I'm not. - You watching any movies right now? - I just watch back rooms. - Oh, I watch that too. - You know the guy who's making my show, his wife produced it. - Very cool. - Yeah. - Not that you give a fuck. - Can I make a small cameo? - Tucker, I would be honored. - Yeah. - Just thought you'd be too busy for me now. - I think it'd be fun. - You wanna make a small cameo in episode one? - Maybe I could be like a janitor or something and I go and you're kinda like walking out of the school and I'm like, "Hey kid, I need to turn around." I'm like, "Happy Pride." (laughing) And then like a song plays and it's like a beautiful moment. - What song do you want to play of yours? - Of mine. I don't know, I'm just saying like a song plays after I say "Happy Pride." Like maybe it's what would be a Pride-friendly song like. - Born this way. - Hey kid, "Happy Pride" and then born this way, starts playing it. - Yeah, yeah. That'd be cool. I think it'd get a lot of it. Yeah. Do you have your love life? - Horrible. What's going on? Talk to me about it. - Okay. Well, I mean, I guess if we're just gonna, I was seeing this guy. He went on one date and then he was like, "Never mind." And then I listened to "Thank You Next" all the way through until the end of my car ride back from Boston with Louise and Louise. - On a train right in Boston, and what? ♪ Jump to the gun ♪ ♪ And I'm telling you baby ♪ ♪ This the part where I run ♪ - It's the part where they run. - That part. - That messed. - What's next? - Oh yeah, we did "American Idol" one time on here. - Do you want me to sing for you? - Yeah, let's bring back old vets. - We need, but I don't even understand like, he's nervous too, it's not just me. - I'm not nervous. I'm just like, is this our, is this our final bow? - This is our final bow. - Like, you think people are gonna be I like Tucker? I've been feeling that way lately. - But I just, I do, I get annoyed when a mass army on Twitter all of a sudden like pretends to care about something. - Have you experienced that ever? - I don't think so, but I think this is the album where, I'm sure I'm sure it's like the point. - Oh, you think it's over? - Oh, Sally, I think people are gonna be like, let's take 'em down. - I wanna be in a music video. I keep thinking you're gonna ask me, and you never do. - It's my gay dar. (laughing) - I gotta think about that. I don't know if we have-- - I don't know if we have a role for you, I think. That's fine, you hear that a lot. - Oh, we could last time. - God be so good. - I know, I know, I know. - I dance. - I know, show us. 'Cause you've been, you told me you've been working on your dance moves. - I never told you that. - And I was like, I would love to see some of those that you've been working on. - No, I've never said told you that. - Well, 'cause you were saying that you've like, the Pilates and stuff has helped you advance, and so I'd like to see some of it. - Really? This is what we're gonna do. You're gonna make me gap and dance for you? - You said you've been working on it. - Okay, well, sing a song then. Well, not yet, what song do you wanna sing? You have to tell me so I can prep my dance moves. - Maybe you guys sing something for a Pride month. - Okay, what are you gonna sing? - It's my, it's original, here we go. - Stand up. ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ It's okay to be gay, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ Oh, it's okay to be gay, whoa, whoa ♪ - Can we just go back to the singing bit where I sing for you? Like, I don't like the dance hit. (laughing) - That was the funniest thing I've seen you do though. - That dance was like very cute. Can we just do it one more time? - Okay. ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ (laughing) - Keep singing, I'm comfortable. - I could show your eyes when you do it. You look at me, you have like. - Keep singing, hey. ♪ Whoa, whoa, it's okay to be gay ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, it's okay to be gay ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, it's okay to be gay ♪ ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ - Your eyes, I've never seen your eyes light up the way they did. - I love to dance. - So maybe you, yeah. - And I love you. - I love you. - What are you therapist about today? - I'm constipated. (laughing) And I know the people online are gonna clip that and be like, what the fuck is the show even about? Because they do that all the time. - It's predictable. - And it's just me, but I'm constipated. And it really sucks, and that's what I'm pissed about. I will go thinking about it. I'm thinking about it right now. - My friend goes through that, and. - Right, 'cause you don't poop. - I don't. - I know, that's what I just said. Except when you shit in the river in Maine. That was made up, I made that up to get clicks. (laughing) I personally have never. - Never. It's okay. - I'm a singer. I play guitar, and I sing, and I write music, and I go on romantic dates and stuff. I wonder if I have time to be so disgusting. - I guess, you know, and I guess I have all the time in the world. - I would never. - So what are you pissed about, nothing? - Today, I just, I'm on my hair, I'm on my phone, I hate my phone going off. - It's just like, I know we've talked a lot, and we talk a lot about how I don't have anxiety. The only thing that really fucking gets my heart rate up is my phone, which. - I think you're a tad more anxious. - I'm not, I'm just, I get overwhelmed very easily. - So what do you do when you get overwhelmed? - Well, now I have a new hobby, and now I fish. Which you faced on me one night when I was fishing, and. - I said I wanted to fish with you. - I know. - I said how funny would that be if we went fishing for episode three? - I just said we're back here. - That is amazing. - Fishing? - It's the best. It's quiet, dead quiet, and you're by yourself, and you have to be focused, and you don't think of anything else. My mind all of a sudden kind of goes blank, and I love that. - Do you listen to music while you fish? - No, why? I just said it's dead quiet. - You hear the birds, you're outside, the river. - Does no one listen to music while they fish? 'Cause it shares the fishes. - But I'm just saying that would defeat the purpose for me. - Have you ever raw-dog to flight? - I don't know if we talked about this, but I've fainted on flights many times. - 'Cause you're diabetic? - No. - Oh. - It's connected though. I used to smoke weed a lot. - I still do, I'm back on the wagon. - It's okay. - It's all right. - It looks amazing, it's okay. - Okay. - I used to smoke weed a lot, and then I kind of stopped smoking and I just was doing edibles, and I would fly, and I would take edibles, and sometimes I'd be okay, and then sometimes I would have the most insane panic attack where my music, my heart rate would start going. I would start, my whole body would break out into a sweat, like a crazy cold sweat. - I hate a cold sweat. - And then the music I'm listening to would start to distort into dark, demonic, scary horror sounds, and then. And then I would get in my head and be like, "Oh my God, I'm about to have a seizure." I think my blood sugar's low, 'cause it's a similar feeling. - Is that what happens when your blood sugar gets too low? You have seizures. - Start shaking, and you get a cold sweat sometimes, and to me feeling too high felt similar to having a really low blood sugar. - Oh, how interesting. - I would get a panic attack and I'd pass out on the plane, and then I'd wake up and the flight attendant would be like. - Are you okay? - Yeah. - And you'd be like, "Oh my God." - But how embarrassing would that be now? - Imagine. - Why, 'cause you're famous? - Getting recognized, and you're like. - You faint running to the bathroom? Oh my God. - You fainted on your way to the bathroom. (laughs) - It happened multiple times. - And now someone would be like, "I saw a role model faint on a plane." - Oh my God, I know. - It'd be good for the album. - I was about to say, "Well congrats, you just debuted on Billboard." - Yeah, I know, that's all right. - Oh. (laughs) - Jakey, Hungry is. - Yeah, I am hungry. - Have some. - No, I'm not hungry, it's 'cause I ate two. too much. You want a phone friend? Do you still, um, all people, do you still do the thing where you, is it, was it people called you or left voice? No, I would, I would call people. I haven't done it in a while. So you don't do it anymore. Do you remember the Jolowean girls? I used to eat up time. We remember you brought up an idea a long time ago of us doing a, like a travel show. Yes, I want to do that. I, I was thinking, because I remember you first brought it up to me and I was like, no, and then I was thinking about the other day. And I do, I do think it would be funny. Do you ever feel like if all goes wrong, at least we have each other? Do you sample anything on the new album? No, all the originals? All the originals. So who's the hourglass? Who? Who's the hourglass? It is not who. It's just a what time? Chuck time Lee and time. Chuck time Lee and, Chuck time Lee and the time. Yeah. Yeah. I hope. What knows that? What do you listen into it? Nothing you like. What do you think about my strokes era? That surprised me that you knew everywhere to a stroke song. That's a great surprise. That was very cool. Yeah. I felt cool. That was, yeah. Cool points for that. My ex says I'm lacking in depth. Hey, welcome. Welcome. Do you want to just give us your name? Where you're from and a little bit about yourself? I'm Jake. I'm from Kansas City, Kansas City, Missouri. Nice. And I've always had dreams of being a singer. Nice. It says here that you actually walked here. I did my bike broke. Oh, it says you walked here to raise money for a foundation for pride month. No, I walked here to audition for American Idol. So are you ready for me to say? Yeah. Give us a whenever you're ready. Okay. You have a song suggestion for me. Oh, you're just supposed to bring one in, but whenever you're ready. Okay. Take your time. Please, please, please, don't prove I'm right. Please, please, please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup. So not. Well, I, I'm sorry. I actually thought the first part sounded quite good. Yeah. That was awesome. It's, uh, it's Jake, right? Yeah. I think that's awesome. I think you gave up on that song pretty easy. Okay. Could you give us just a little bit more of something? I'll have. And really feel that because you have this rasp in your voice that I really like. And I want to know if she's raspy today. You ever see that? You ever see that? I can't be face out. Bitch. You haven't seen the JoJo Siwa thing where she's like, where she's like, whoa. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, she's raspy today. Have you seen the JoJo Siwa cruise? Yes, yes. No. That hasn't come across your desk. Mm-hmm. She provides us so much entertainment. What do you think about Hauntedvirus? I don't know what happened to that or something. Listen, let me tell you something. I am an expert in pandemics. I know how to, because I used to play the pandemic play game on my phone. And I've seen contagion five times. I just watched contagion two nights ago. The best movie of all time. I know, but it really freaks me out because then I stopped touching things. See, I feel like I'm like giving you stuff. No, I'm giving you Hauntedvirus. I'm singing. I'm dancing. I'm doing a lot for you right now. What do you want it? Should we do the Tommy What's Wrongs? Tommy What's Wrongs? Tucker, don't even fucking play dumb with me right now. I don't even please. That's what I was asking. Do they still do that? Yes. Okay. Let's do that. Let's do that. Oh my God. Oh my God. Whoa. You're a handful. It's okay. Okay. Whoa. I'm a kiss and teller. Like sharing every detail with anyone in my life. Who will listen? I know I probably need to stop or just slow down. But if it already, but it already caught back up to me. I saw this guy hooked up with at the bar. I went over to his, went over to him to say hi. And he was being super weird. I asked him, what's up? And he told me that because I started yapping to everyone. It got back around to his girlfriend. Right. Now it's so messy because like we are also good friends. I just need put descriptions. No advice, please. I'm obsessed with her. She's like, I don't, I don't want any advice. I know what does prescriptions mean? Tucker, please. Like, she needs, but she doesn't. Go watch Marvel from start to finish. It takes up a lot of time. And I, I've done it. You got Captain America. You got Iron Man. He dies. You got who else? Spider man. Ant man. Wonder Woman. No, that's DC. Oh, okay. Guardians of the galaxy. If you were in a Marvel movie, who, who would I be? Yeah, I'm sure I'd be one of his friends in WandaVision that are like in psychosis. Like housewives? Like a housewife? No. Do you watch housewives? No. You haven't seen any housewives? No, I was asking if her friends are like, no, she like, you've never seen WandaVision? No. Well, I can't spoil it. It's like literally one of the best shows I've made. For sure. Oh, for me. Okay. So basically what happened? You're not going to get it because you don't understand vision. Forget, forget, forget. I was just trying to spark conversation and say, hey, what would your super power be? Oh, my super power. My super power would be telekinesis. I always want to be fucking talking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to do too. I want it. I've always wanted to be. I want to control stuff with my hands or like, that's what I always want to do as a kid. I would always try it. It was quite like, you know what I mean? I kill myself. I want telekinesis, telekinesis. Yeah. Watch Marvel. Help. My boyfriend and I are talking about getting engaged. I'm so happy. I love him so much. But we strongly disagree on one thing. The ring. He is from a small town and believes that they are a waste of money and wanting a nice expensive ring is vain. IDK Y, but having a nice ring has always been something I've dreamed of for contacts. He works at a very good job. So it's not like a forging it would be a problem. Am I being shallow and materialistic or is a ring something worth splurging on? Team ring. What are your thoughts on marriage? Do you want to get married? Yeah. You do. Well, I haven't had a boyfriend yet. Still, that's something that I know you're struggling with relationships currently. But do you have dreams of getting married? I want children. I want two babies. Do you want to be married? I don't know, but I know I want babies. You know you want babies. The Adora, the O for short, and Annabelle and a B for short. Do you want babies? My dream has always been to have to be a single father and to have a daughter and to raise a daughter by myself would be really fun. Her name is Winnie. You want to you want to be a single father? I want a daughter that's ideally mine and then I think whoever had it for me. Maybe I give them a surrogate. Maybe have them. Yeah, okay. They've had Mozart yet. Shake their hand. Thank you. You can see her in a couple of every once a year. If you want, maybe that'd be destructive for the kid, but I just want to raise a child by myself because then you can kind of just like mold them into your best friend. It's like your best friend. And it's like you know. Okay. I just think they're really fun. Three, two, one, wall. Book. Wall. Three, two, one, bookstore. Three, two, one, bestseller. Three, two, one, cry. Three, two, one, terminal. Three, two, one, murder. I genuinely believe I am meant to be famous. I have no trained talents, no passion for any celebrity careers and I hate the internet, but I still have this weird feeling I was meant for something more. Is this just narcissism or a calling? A calling? So once again, I'm going to use this to make it work. Do you like being famous? More than, yeah, probably more than anything I've ever liked to ever in my entire life. Yeah. I know. It's probably my favorite thing to ever happen to me. I feel that from you. Do you? I think there's parts of it that I like, but I don't ever want to not be, I don't want to not be able to do things because I'm famous. I don't want to be, not be able to go places or do things. You have to find other things that bring you joy my friends, maybe you could get into fishing. I don't want to fit friends. That's true. I Like to cook that's good. Okay, she's giving me a look. I have cooked in the past Yeah, do you cook? Yeah, you cook like meat and potatoes and Rice I'd like to I want to see what you are like on dates. I'm so curious. Or it's horrible Maybe let's maybe we role play. Okay, that's fine a date. Let's do that ready. So are you maybe I'm already at the restaurant, okay? Oh, hey, I'm so sorry. I'm late. Hi I'm just a fucking mass Jake nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You spill my water when you only I do Have you been here before? No, it's my first time. It's nice though. They like me like take My camera on my phone. Oh, yeah Yeah, they do that with people that are members. Are you are you a member at the well at this? Yeah, yep, nice. That's do you get a drink? Are you drinking? I definitely need a wrong like nervous. Actually, okay What do you do? I'm in finance. I just oh, I got it's gonna go so above my head But like explain it try to explain it to me. So People will bring me numbers and I will pretty much sort through those and make sure that everything is adding up Correctly, but it's boring. I like I feel stupid. I should probably not even talk about it. No, continue. I think it's charming I don't know. It makes good money in like I live office. That's fine. Do you feel fulfilled? I Yeah, yes This is now what you ask what I do So what do you do your remember who you must like make a million? I'm a million dollars. Oh, I I'm an artist Artists, oh like Pain. Yeah, paint How I do a lot of like a modern-est art or expressionism I kind of just like What onto the canvas? It's so cool. I feel like everyone's like digital artists now And so it's cool that you like I think digital art is definitely cool. I wouldn't brag on digital art No, no, I wasn't sorry. No, it's okay. It's okay. I wish I could start over. I'm like we can start over like I'm saying this dumbass No, not on the fucking date dumbass All right, I'm changing Hey, sorry, I'm so late. Are you Jake? Yeah, I'm Jake Nice nice to meet you. Oh spilled me your Here's so to water. Yeah, sorry. You know, do you drink? No, I do. I was just waiting for you. I didn't order yet, but do you drink my two gentlemen? Yeah, I do drink. What do you do drink? I mean like if I wasn't trying to impress you I'd get a Red Bull vodka, but because we're on a date. I'll get a dirty martini with vodka. Here comes the waiter right now. Oh, hi Well, can I get you guys? You first shoot. Okay, I did not look at the drinks. Do you want to just go over there? Can I get an extra dirty martini with Gregus vodka, please? Of course and he'll do the same Yeah, that's fine. Come on right up. Thank you. Do you drink vodka? Yeah, I do I drink I drink anything really. Oh, okay. Yeah, I like I'm not working Finance yeah, I love it. I love it. No, don't feel I Think it's interesting. My my job is so like Creative. Yeah, what do you do? Sorry. Oh, I'm an artist like oh, I will not an artist. I sell art. I'm a galleryist Oh, wow. Yeah, so I like open galleries and I sell art and Yeah, it's super fulfilling and interesting and I love it one day I tried to be an artist in my own right and it didn't really work out and I kind of just love being able to share other people's stories through art That's really cool. I Wouldn't have taken you for an artist, but then I you do have like paint all over you I know I was just I came from the studio. That's cool. Yeah, where are the Our drinks are taking forever diabetes No, oh, it's a nicotine patch. Oh, okay I need it like straight to my blood. Oh, okay. What's your favorite painting of all time? Favorite painting Jeez, I'm like a numbers guy. So I don't even the Mona Lisa. I feel stupid It's the Mona Lisa too. Yeah. Oh, that's one two three the looting One One two three vango Let's continue with the day because we didn't really get I want to like see. Okay, so ask me question Okay, so like well also our drinks never came. I thought maybe we were gonna get like popies or something I thought props. I had a prop steam. We're gonna drink is here Cheers. Can I have the puppy? Of course you can just second half Something ooh, I've never tried this one. This is awesome cool. Um, well cheers. Oh, yeah, cheers eyes Or bads. Come on. No. I'm really OCD. Come on Eyes, I'm just messing. I'm like a funny guy. Okay. Well, I'll see you on this Oh, you've been curious me No, but I was gonna ask like are you? Do you like go on dates a lot? I feel like I haven't been I try to yeah, I kind of have the busy schedule So it's like I'm here and then I'm there and then I'm here and then I'm here and then I'm there and now I'm here Yeah, what about you? I really Like liked talking to you for the past like week, and I thought we like really connected on like a cool level, sorry, I'm nervous and It's cool. I just wanted to say like I'm really happy like we finally got to get drinks. I know you're busy and stuff We just sat down No, no, no, we're not thank you. Oh, I'm I'm yeah, I thought you were sorry. I didn't know it's okay. I don't know I feel stupid and I'm like question, shall we? So what do you think of our date? It's good. I wanted to like really kind of So we can continue on the date. I'm just like you're thanking me for my presence. You're not asking me anything about myself I wanted to see how you would react to someone being honest to you and being like hey Thank you for making time for this like I really enjoyed talking to you, and I'm glad we're here I'd love to go on a second date with you. You would? Yeah But I just wanted to say I don't really like I'm not just trying to hook up like oh I probably wouldn't want to do that until maybe like our fourth day. Are you okay with that? Yeah Let's get to know each other before we hook up Be real What be real? What would you do if I said that I'd be like really am I that ugly that they don't want to kiss me until the fourth day They're just making shit up at this point. Okay. That's what I would think. I'd be like oh my god He didn't even want to kiss me. Maybe you should be more open maybe you should be more open on your dates And maybe that's not what you have that's why I haven't found fucking love yet. Okay talk her Be more open to that. Maybe someone just wants to get to know you before they start Start what You missed it. It was really funny. You had to be there. You had to see it. You'll see it in the cut Do you want to play pretended in other situations we play improv? Oh, yeah, let's do some improv games. Okay, shout out a place So I'll have the sushi. I just took the last one Why did I say that? I'm so sorry You could have it if you want like I It's just I'm allergic to literally everything else. I can only have rice and then like uncooked seafood. So I just It's fine though. I guy. That's fine Maybe the improv needs to just come to us naturally Maybe the improv is the friends we made Along the way I was seeing obsession and the theater was packed I swear to god no one would shut the fuck up. I didn't want to make a scene. So I left and told a manager That's why I don't go to movies. I'm team her she then came into the theater and stopped the movie But this bitch walked in like right after me and obviously everyone's already complained and they booed me What the fuck is wrong with everyone? Why were you still in the theater? I know just leave just leave I was with her until she went back to the theater, but I don't understand Whatever I watch movies on my phone. Well, what I watch every movie on my phone you don't go to like a movie theater ever No, I don't have it. I don't have a TV still. I don't have a TV and I have an iPad that's been in a box for a year and a half So I just watch all my movies. Well, you would be very comfortable But let me tell you have you ever watched the interstellar on your iPhone because it's amazing No, sounds as perfect Okay, well Do you know that everyone had a bit of a scare because they thought I pick was closing? It just rebranded the cinemas. Oh, I love I pick What I don't know it you know what an I pick is I don't know luxury movie theater Me personally, I'll be watching that on my phone With the rest of us I mean, I feel like people have televisions. I mean, I'm a people's person so I'm just gonna check it out on my phone - I don't know what I mean. - People's person too. - Doin' too on my phone. - Have you ever seen "Doin' One"? - Yeah, so "Doin' One" I love "Doin' Two". - I heard "Doin' Two" is amazing. - That's great. I like it when he gets mean. He's gonna be really bad on the third one. - Timmy? - Mm-hmm. - He's gonna be a bad guy. - Really? Ooh, I'm interested. He's the bad guy? - She was his head. - What? - She shaved his head. - He did? For the role. - Yeah. - He works so much. How did you like being on a movie set? - I was very, very nervous on my first day. - Aww. - Like, haven't been that nervous in years. And then, after the first day, it was like. - Tucker Pillsbury, call time, 6.30 a.m. - My bag. - Your bag. - You can walk in. - Yeah, here in makeup, hey. - Hey. - Just me again, shooting a movie. - Yeah. - I don't know. - Go through your sides. - I know, but at that point, I was like, I know him. But the first day, it was like so scary. And then it was really fun. ♪ One last time I need to be the one who takes you home ♪ ♪ One more time I promise after that I'll let you go ♪ ♪ Maybe I don't care if you got hurt in your heart ♪ ♪ All I really care is you wake up in my arms ♪ ♪ One more time, oops, I need to be the one ♪ - That live tonight, like, my fucking hole is gonna split open. - Oh my God. - What? - Like, like, like, my whole, it's literally going to evaporate. - Oh my God. - I'm like, you know, it's true, too. I'm so excited, I'm like sweating for it. - Shake. - Oh my God. The next one. - You know how long it took me to understand what Nick's in five meant? - Do you want me to explain it to you? - No, I know now. - So what does it mean? - They're in game five. - No, it's best of seven. So if the Nick's one, so that's why people were like, Nick's in four, 'cause if they won the first four, they won four out of the seven games and they win the championships. But because they lost the third, then it became Nick's in five. No, but then people were saying Nick's in six. So, but it became Nick's in five once they won the fourth game that I was at. - It's like, can't. I didn't know I'd have met him for a long time and it was just, it was also so weird to see so many people all of a sudden, like you, caring about sports. - I'm from New York. - All of a sudden, were you from in New York? - Washington Heights. - I think that's followed. I think that's hometown pride, but it was just so weird. All of a sudden, everyone cared about basketball. It was so strange to me. - 'Cause it's summer. - Oh, yeah. - I'm like, it's community. - Yeah, yeah. - I just, oh my god, that's all cheer and dance. It's like, we're at a concert, but they're playing sports. - No dancing, there's dancing. I'm probably into it. - Yeah, no, there is, at the end of the year. - It was Nick's in five on my story, like everyone. - You did? - No, I said, I would if there was dancing. - It said, like, my Panera commercial ran during the next commercial ice cream. - I don't know, I've, I've told you, I've heard good things, but I haven't seen it. - Have you ever had friendlies? - Yeah, I used to go there for my birthday as a kid that's where I want to go every single time. - You know, that's when I hear restaurants in the entire world. - Where are they now? - They're gone. - All of them? - No, there's some left. We should go to one. - I used to love it. They have the crazy ice cream Sundays. - Yeah, with the face. - The face. - Yeah. - The milk, the mint chocolate one. - Yeah. - Please call me with Tucker. I have nothing to look forward in life besides this. - That's it? - Yeah. - So call. - Oh, we got a phone number. (phone ringing) I talk. - Hello. - Hey, this is Jake Shane's assistant. - Oh, real quick, I'll be right back. - Oh. - And we saw that you submitted to call when Tucker was on the show. - Oh, yeah. - So we just wanted to give you a ring because we have Tucker on the show now. - Hm, shut the fuck up, are you lying? - Yeah, do you want to talk to him? - Are you him? - I'm not lying, yeah, I am, yeah, I'm him. - Oh my God, hi. - Hi. - Is this fake or is this real? - Face time, her. - Face, it's high. - I didn't know I was supposed to FaceTime you. Do I do that? - Oh, you kind of, you want, but I mean. - I'm on control, I don't know. (laughing) - That's okay. Oh my God, wait, this is crazy. I feel like it's submitted that years ago. - Did you keep them on hand? - I don't know, no one pulled them out. - Hi. - Jake's here. - Oh my God, is that Jake? - Yes, hi. - Oh my God, I'm gonna cry. I mean, you two check out, but oh my God. - Oh my God. - What's your name? - My name's Mandy. - Mandy, it's so nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you. Oh my God, I'm gonna cry. This is crazy. - You look so happy or so happy. I'm so happy. - Oh my God, this is, oh my God, I don't even know what to say. - Well, how's your day going? - It's good. When I was just telling my friend that I was manifesting going to meet you in New York City. - Oh my God, are you from New York? - No, I'm from Minnesota, but I'm going to New York to see Harry Styles in September. So I was like, I'm gonna manifest to see Jake. Well, I feel really bad 'cause Tucker calls. (laughing) - He's upset. - Well, like, he's just crazy though. I mean, like, how is his bonfire set? Was that amazing? - Oh my God, see, she's locked in, Tucker. - I don't even wanna talk to her now. - Tucker, stop. - Okay, he's being a diva, but that's okay. - No, we've had nothing to talk about this entire time. It's been dead silent. - Oh my God, really? (laughing) Oh my God, that's so funny. Wait, this is so crazy, this just made my entire life. Oh my God, this is insane. I wasn't gonna answer 'cause I thought it was spam 'cause everything spam nowadays. - Everything is spam nowadays. - Like, literally, it's insane. - It's insane, probably spam. You get a call, did this say probably spam? - No, it didn't, but like, 'cause it's Nolan. - Maybe it's like, I thought it was like my insurance agent calling to give me a quote, but like, it wasn't, so this is even better. (laughing) - Yep, Tucker, tell her. - You go ahead, sorry. - No, you go ahead, what were you saying? - Nothing, I mean, like, I'm just in shock, I mean, just believe. - You aren't face time? - I mean, like, I look like a bald eagle, but sure. - Hey! (laughing) - Hi, Tucker, it's so nice to meet you, even though you don't look that happy. - Tucker. - Perk up a bit, seriously. - Why did you react to him the way you did and not me? - Okay, I was gonna say because it's Jake Shane, but like, also it's Tucker. - Wait. You want, can I send you some coches? (laughing) - Yes, wait, yeah. - I'll send you some coches. - That's my girl. - I'm excited, if ever you want to come back to me, yeah, it was over, I will. - I love you, Mandy. - I love you, is it okay if I screen shot, is that fine? - Yeah, say smile, Tucker. - Okay, okay, smile up. - Okay, thank you so much for calling, this was insane. - Oh my God, I'm so happy. Maybe we'll run into each other when you go see Harry Styles in New York. - Yes, that'd be amazing. - You want to give a little-- - Thank you so much. - Chances are not. - Do you want to give a little one? - Bye, pluses. - Oh, bye, pluses! Oh my God, this is crazy. - I love you. - I love you, bye. - I love her. Oh my God, I got so excited, I dropped my cards. God, I missed that. God, I should start calling people more. - How much time have we done? - What are you thinking about? - Three, two, one, FaceTime. Three, two, one, Kindone. Three, two, one, iPad. - Thank you guys so much. My album comes out August 7th, Chuck Timely in the Hourglass. I'm going on tour and hitting the road right after. I'll see you there. - Wait, what did we learn today? - I think people will use my name to get to you. - I mean, man, it came to my Minneapolis show. - I think it's shallow. She's never even been to my show. - I think she said, she said, "How was your Bono Rucho?" - Yeah, she didn't see it, she wasn't there. She was asking how it was. - Well, not everybody can get to Bono Rue. If I could get to Bono Rue, I'd go to Bono Rue. - Not everyone can get to a Jaxxian show, but she could. - Well, 'cause I stop in every city. - So do I. - Really? - Yeah, when I'm on tour. - Okay, I'm sure you do. - I'm just saying, don't trust everyone. I don't trust her. - Trust everyone, that's why I learned. - My girl. - And you were way too into that too. - I was excited. - I know, but I saw you, you got hard from, like. - What? - The excitement, like did something to your brother. - I'm gay. - Have this episode with about how I'm gay. - Full body chills. You had like an adrenaline rush. And your face was, I've never seen someone put their mouth so close to a fucking camera. That poor girl saw you. fucking tonsils. I love you, Drake. I love you. Give me a big hug and thank you so much. Wait, you have to say bye-pussies. Bye-pussies.