Session 112: Tyriq Withers

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I am with new therapist. Why did you change your therapist? Because I was just talking shit with my old one, love you, but I was just talking shit with my old one all the time. That's all I would do. And that bother you? And all I was doing was sitting there and talking shit. And then I would tell her something that would happen with my OCD and she would be like, "OMG." Where I was like, my new therapist is like, "Oh that's this and you need to combat it by doing this because I'm in a new form of therapy special for OCD." Yeah, that's good. I'm proud of you. Thanks. I'm ghosting my therapist again. You just said you're in therapy and you're healing. That was three months ago. I'm ghosting my therapist at the moment. You just said, "Castee, right now, on this intro, you just said you were in present tense in therapy and healing." And now you're saying that was three months ago. And I lied because I haven't seen my therapist in three months and I was healing. And now I'm taking a fucking break because I don't want to see her. I don't want to talk about things right now. So I ghost her and then I see her again and I'm like, "I'm on, it's fine." Do you believe therapy is for summer? No. I think I'm happier in summer. What do you think we shouldn't do therapy in summer? I actually believe we shouldn't. No. I don't need therapy in summer and why do you ask me that? Because you're happier in summer. Are you? Yeah. The sun's out. I feel good. I'm tan. I'm skinny. Well, today we have on Thai Requathers who's lovely, hilarious and just the best. He's also, once again, in the new film Reminders of Him, which is also amazing. Okay. There we go. There we go. Hi. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm in the presence of royalty. Don't even stop. Oh my god. I'm so nervous. You know, ask my team. I don't. I don't really respond to their emails, but once they said Jake Shane, they're a pus, when they said that pigeon, I immediately, so I've been waiting for this. No, really? Yes, for the God. And we're watching. We. Oh my god. Yeah. We met at blackmo. At blackmo. At blackmo. You have a fun night that night? I had a blast. What did we do? We went to the house after. We went to the house. There's people dancing on the table, you know. I think that's where I met Doji Kat for the first time. She was there. How was she? She was lovely. She was there for a very long time. I got introduced to her by Paris Hilton, which is, it sounds like a crazy night, which it was. But it really isn't. Like if you think about what we were like actually doing, you're all just like sitting. Yeah, you're sitting, you're like smiling, a posture, eating, like mystery meat. Mystery meat. Yeah, mystery meat. And then, you know, carpet photo. Oh, yeah, you know, I got the best photo of my entire life that I really wouldn't know, but I did. Really? Yeah. What were you wearing? Who were you wearing? You're worn down for it. Well, he didn't give it to me. I bought it. Oh. But his loss. It was, um, I, it was like the only tux I own. Yeah. I went out the night because the night before it was Halloween. Oh, it was. What did you dress up as? I was, oh, I was a role model in the Sally Music video. Oh, yes. Just iconic. Cheeky. I was just, you know, six foot five, tell it to me. You dressed up as a, I thought you were about to say you dressed up as six foot five. I was like, what? You dressed up as a teller. Tell it to me. What, what did you do on Halloween? What did I do on Halloween? Um, I don't know. I just made a full of myself, you know, I was, you, you know, Dipsy, you know, the green teller. Tell it to me with, uh, how old are you? Hey. Okay. We're getting into it. How old are you? Uh, take a guess. 20, 28. Hmm. 27. I am so sorry. Yeah. No, you aged me up. Just, you know, the way you carry yourself very generally, very, very, very generally, correct if I'm wrong, but you got your start on Atlanta. I got my start on YouTube, uh, well, yeah, that was my first professional job leading something, but my first professional professional was an episode of legacies on CW. Uh, I played a wolf tour student. I was about to say his legacies, the vampire spin off. Uh, yeah. It's like the third one. I think it goes ordinary. No, the original, original, sorry, the song, ordinary is always so out and just open the cloud. Uh, it's the theme of our movie, the ordinary, okay, okay, okay, wait, okay, continue. So you started, yeah, yeah, yeah, YouTube, but then like it's not, yeah, YouTube, Vine was like the first thing. You were a Viner? I tried to be a Viner, you know, yeah, trust, I was trying to make it to LA. I didn't have a phone to edit on, so that was a hard thing to do. Like, you know, back in the day, you have to like download third party apps and like download this video that, you know, like edits videos down, it's confusing. So I tried to make some vines and then I moved to musically. Did you make any musically's? You did not make musically's. Yes, I did. What did you do like that? Did you actually, do you have them still? Yeah, you're not going to see them though. No, you have to show, just show me. Yeah, yeah, I'll show you. What songs did you do musically, too? Oh, was it Sartorius, Jacob Sartorius songs? That was like the one. I tried to get my hair like that, uh, I didn't work out, but, uh, so where are you from? Where am I from? I am from Jacksonville, Florida. Oh, I, no, you don't. No, sorry. It's going to be nice. I would say I love Florida. I know. It's, there's parts of it you have to love. It might be underwater in the next few years, but it's fine. Is everything fine? Oh, it matters. Yeah. You think global warming? Yeah. Yeah. You really think so. I mean, I believe in global warming. I'm not like in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in it in - No, because I think it's beautiful to still hold on to little things like that. I do think it gets to a point. - Yeah, it gets to a point where it's like Disney. - That princess is not real. - Yeah, you're in psychosis. - Yeah, it's something that she is not real. And also, I guess my confusion with Disney adults and I don't mean to sound so rude, is that what is so special? It's like, okay, like I'm a stand for like pop girls, right? And some people can tell you that that's comparable. But I actually don't agree, like, what is this? Like Mickey Mouse isn't releasing new music. Like, you know what I mean? Like, he's not like-- - Yeah, like Mickey Mouse-- - You're watching the same-- - Hey, McCray. - Exactly. You're watching the same beauty and the beast over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. What is that doing for you? - You know, I did Disney right. The, finally, you know, I went with somebody rich. Britney Brosky. - Oh, she took you to Disney? - She took me to Disney, she had this chaperone. We like, skip the line. - Oh, yeah. - This is like-- - Langer World. - Which one's L.A.? - Langer. - Langer, it's not as good as World. - I mean, World to World. - Yeah, World's like a whole situation. - Uh-huh. - That one I've only done like once. And I was like a teenager. But I've done Disney land a couple of times. But me and Britney Brosky went and it's kind of, you got, once you go with the chaperone, well, you're, you're a-lister. So you have to like go, bodyguards, like-- - What did you just say to me? - Yes, you're, you're Hollywood a-lis. - You walked that back right now. - Yeah, I'm walking it back. Let's take it back. You can't go to Disney land or world without-- - Give me a real, like, okay, like, I'm not a-lis. What list is the list? would you put me out realistically and minuses and pluses can be included, right? I mean, didn't you, don't you have like the, you know, like a minus, you can say I'm b, b plus, c minus. So just give it a real true, honest answer. Like, look, hopefully I've many years left in this career. So like, I can always work up. So give me your honest answer where I'm at right now. I think, uh, with all the co-sons, you know, like people voulting for you. I think you're like in a minus. No, stop, stop. I swear to god, the real a my b plus b plus. Okay, I'll take a b b plus, uh, a my, I'm gonna say a minus, but you, you feel like you know, you really just made my day. Yeah, see, you're welcome so much. Uh, so whenever you go to Disney, shoproom. Yeah, shoproom with me with you. We'll go to go like, do you drink? Yes, I drink. Okay. All right. Do you drink? Yes, I drink. Do I drink? My middle name is Ty kilo. Sorry. Is it really? It's responsibility kids. Um, not kids. Sorry, adults. Sorry. My publicist is going to be like, yeah, everything's fine. Nothing matters. Nothing matters. You don't think nothing matters. Nothing matters. Because at the end of the day, it's the end of the day and the sun's gonna shine at the end of the day, it's the end of the day. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. It's my first tattoo. Your tattoo says at the end of the day, it's the end of the day. Yeah, it's where it's on. It's right. No kidding, kidding. No tattoos. No tattoos. Oh, I thought you were dead serious and I was trying to be polite. Nope. I was like really freaking out. Okay. So you are in reminders of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is not a him sequel. It's not a him sequel. We have to we have to clarify that. Yes. But yeah, I am. You had to clarify that. Yeah. A lot of people think, oh, it's the sequel. Cause okay. But you are in reminders of him. Yeah. Yeah. Reminders. The soundtrack is incredible. Yes. I came here to ask you or I guess I'm here. I did. But the most pressing subject on my mind, that Casey Musgrave song that plays in it, is that an original for the movie? Um, what's the name of the song? Don't know. So the song name don't know, uh, don't know. When I was watching it last night with my best friend Peyton and bad, we were like, we had to pause it and be like, is this an original for this movie? Really? See, I watched it in a screening theater. So I couldn't pause it and appreciate all the music. So I had to run it back. But it might be an original. Can I ask you a question about the movie? Mm hmm. So they won't let her see her kid. Yeah. Was she drinking that night? Like, did I miss it? I kept looking at Peyton being like, was she drunk in the car? Like, why are they so angry at her? I think it was a mix of drinking and, uh, like, addables, like, so they were under the influence, under the influence. And it was a misconception of, but, but she didn't crash the car. The car bumped. Yeah, bumped, but she fled the scene to go their house. But then, yeah, she woke up and it looked like she fled the scene. She'd like passed out. So are you on her side? Am on her side? Like, if you were those parents, would you be like, get fucked or like? No, if I was a parent, get fucked, put her under the jail. Yeah, right. Because it's all respect. That's my baby you killed. Right. Right. Uh, but I think that's the cool thing about the story. It's just all different perspectives. And then there's three sides every story. There's three size. Yeah. There's one side, my side and the truth. So what do you mean by? Oh my god. I'm sick. Yeah. I'm sick over that a little. Think about it. Because I think we're all emotional human beings. So we have like a perspective on stories. And so we attach a motion to how like something happens to us. And so we'll tell a story like, uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm, I was very confused for five seconds. You attach a motion to something Yeah, we're not like just logic. Like, you know, okay, okay. And then there's the truth. Yeah, the truth. You know, it's like, Hey, I slapped this person because they made me feel this way. And then it's like their side is like, he just slapped me out of nowhere. But, you know, you put the truth. Yeah, the truth. What? You slapped him. Whatever God says or whatever. Are you a religious man? I'm not a religious man. Okay. I believe there's higher power. High by spiritual. I think religion man, uh, there's trauma when religion because I had like a step parent, like fear monger me with religion. I'm so sorry. I'm on that like journey of figuring it out. How did you take yourself out of that? I think you just, you get older and you know, like you go to college and then you surround yourself with, you know, people and then you start having fun and realize again, nothing matters. And yeah, you just age out of it and distance yourself. And now we're here. Do you ever find yourself like going back to that when you get anxiety or anxious? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like going back to like the fear monger you know, yeah. Absolutely. I think, um, you know, it made me like OCD, like hyper fixate on, you know, am I a bad person? I have the same exact OCD. I'm not kidding. Yeah. Don't you feel like a bad person all the time? All the time. And it's like chronic, you know, it's like, I know I'm not a bad person, but I'm always hyper aware of energies and like did I, but that's why I feel like do you ever find it then hard to be public facing because then if somebody comes at you and says you're a bad person, you're just about like, you're like, wait, I know. Yeah. And then you're like, you have so many brief interactions and you just want to make sure, because like now that I have our out in the world, people have an idea of me. And when they see me for like 15 seconds, you know, I have this anxiety of like wanting to like make it worth their while and it just becomes this, you know, exhausting experience because I'm just always on like, and it's like not that I'm performing, but I'm just, I just want this person, I see this person, I want to make sure they're having a good moment, good moment with you as well. Exactly. Oh, I did not know you had OCD. Do you take anything to manage that? No, I just raw dog. Really? Yeah, just raw dog it. Okay. We'll not to like put you on to something, but I've been taking Lou Vox recently and it's really amazing. It helps like he's down there. I think so. The beta blockers help with that beta blockers help with the physical symptoms of anxiety. I'm chronically anxious, you know, are you anxious right now? Absolutely. What can I do to help you be less anxious? I mean, we do have that. It's 1130. Okay, but yeah, yeah, we're fine. We're fine. I think this conversation's great, you know, you know, I've always said that once again, we'll cut this, but you can have you a final at it. No, no, no, I love that. So I love you. I love this mu mu. Look, show the audience, the mu mu. I see it. I see it serve. It's the Lord. Show the watch. Show the watch. Okay. If you insist, you after. Okay. Oh man, you got it. You show your watch. Uh-huh. This is a surprise. The two tone is just gorgeous. Two tone. Present from the late and great Colleen Hoover. So, co-ho, co-ho. So when you went into filming for this movie, it's unlike anything you've done because it's a it's a book prior. You've seen my work. Yes. Really? What do you mean? You mean? Oh, wow. Of course. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen him. Oh, wow. Yes. Yes. And you know what else I saw. I know what you did last summer. And you worked on that with my best friend in the entire world, Madeline Cline. Madeline Cline. Love Maddy Cline. Greatest of all time. Bro, if it wasn't for Maddy Cline, that shoot would have been, it would have been really hell to get through. It's just because you're like distance from home. You're in Australia, Sydney, you're in southern hemisphere. Anything bad happened? I'm blaming it on the southern hemisphere. Yeah, I feel like she is so good to like have on set. I feel like she makes for such a warm set. I've never been on set with her, but I know her as a friend. Yeah. And like she is one of the most inviting kind people and hardworking. Hardworking and you know down the clown. Yeah, down to clown. Down the clown. And I think you kind of need that. I'm not the type of actor that like needs to like leave me alone. I need to stay focused. I just I do my job. I show up. But I like to like in between. So I like to enjoy myself. Right. We played a lot of pool. There's this one video CCTV footage. It was me and Maddy hanging out at a bar. And then we went outside on the patio, but we were playing pool when she left her purse. Like on on this chair. And then there's this guy and that walks over to her purse and tries to steal her purse. And I come running out of the the back patio chasing him through the bar downstairs outside. And I chased her for like a mile. And he was like on a rugby team. And we have CCTV. Oh, he was committed to the bit of stealing her purse. Absolutely. She had to like cancel everything. Did he steal the purse? No, he it looked like he was taking photos of like the purse. Yeah. Oh, that's scary. Do you know what I find confusing? Pick pocketing in this day and age. People don't necessarily carry around cash with them anymore. You know what I mean? So like you're selling my credit card. Go have fun for five seconds. I'm gonna cancel it and report it as fraud. Yeah, especially MX. MX is good at like. Oh, and next is especially if you pay your bills on time. Like they say like, oh, we know this is this is fraud. Right. Yeah. Do you know those videos? Like a 10th year-end days pick pocket? Oh, I do. I do. Pick pocket, pick pocket, pick pocket. It was an Italy. Italy, Paris, wherever, whatever. I think it's I mean sometimes they yell it and they're not even pickpocketing right you can't pickpocketing me here and get like Empty like like a Snickers wrapper and like What yeah, I do really it's something it's like the perfect You know what it is. It's the fucking caramel. I hate caramel. Oh, is it caramel caramel caramel caramel caramel? audience I love my I love my public is so much. He's like the most comfortable under Like ad-lipping the episode it's 11.30. Yeah, I want to be you and I grow So but my question my initial question was The book Which you it's huge like all these seven million copies so right so but these books have fandoms pre-attached to them Yeah, right? Yeah, so they have these fans have ideas of what they think the movie is going to look like and what they want the movie to look like You've never done anything like that before. Yeah, I know you did last summer was a sequel. Yeah, it has fans But that was a sequel. Absolutely. This you're stepping into a world where there's a fandom Was there any anxiety surrounding that or did you not really think about it? Yeah, no It's always this immense amount of anxiety because like, you know books. It's all imaginative. It's you know people from Where were we like Kansas who like have they have their idea of who ledger is the character I play and yeah, and you just want to like breathe life into this character in the proper way You know in the book. There's like kennel loves the way he points, you know, you're like Pointing properly, but then having Colleen Hoover be on set every day. This is the only movie she's done that she's on set every day I've seen some of your Beginning videos when you're like a baby and you're like starting over you like trying to intro the video I know and you just had your Broadway debut. You know, how has that been for you? It's been amazing Yeah, it's the final week and it's been so it's it's it's So I went on tour last year. I did a tour for this show Oh, which I actually found far more difficult than Broadway probably because I was on stage alone for two hours Yeah, but for Broadway It's very like when rinse and repeat like you do the same thing every night Obviously, there's little ad-libs here and there because I'm working with like such great comedians that are so quick and able to do that Yeah, but I think the hard part is when you have two shows on Saturday and two shows on Sunday because I drink Mm-hmm, and so I drink every Friday. Yes, and so I Last week I went out Friday when I'm sleepy any guys house. I'm just like But I didn't I didn't sleep at all and I was like Like he didn't have anything to put me to bed. I was like, oh my god. I'm gonna freak out anything to put you to bed Yeah, not melatonin, but like that's lightweight. I mean like My sleep cocktail goes crazy, but so I didn't sleep and I was hungover so on like this first Saturday show I was literally like I would dad man and that is tough being an icon I know but it it's been great. Did you ever watch like everyone loves Rayman? I did not okay. Well, I'm working with Ray Romano. Do you watch obsession? Yes. Oh shit. I'm working with Nicholas Braun Who's about justice hall as you are? Yeah, the tall one. Yeah, and I'm working with Jenny Slate. Oh, wow, who's incredible as well Yeah, and like I know how intense well, I haven't done Broadway I know how intense that schedule is for you to take the time out to interview me I was like I even checked in with my team. I was like, so when is this happening? He's on Broadway So no, you know what the schedule at least for this show really isn't that intense the show starts at 7 30 I got to the theater at 6 30 and then I do the show. It's really like It's they've made the environment so warm and welcoming and easy that it's like you put on your costume Put on your mic you go do the show and then you sign playbills and then you go home It's really like and it's fun like you know what I mean? It doesn't feel it really doesn't feel like work because it is so fun and like Like doing like getting to hear people laugh in real time at something you've said. Yeah, it's like the best feeling There's like no comparable feeling in the entire world so that to me. So like it doesn't feel it doesn't feel like work Yeah, it was that was Broadway like acting the the goal. Yeah, no, it's it's so funny how things kind of just Some of the best things in your life kind of just come to you. Yeah, you know what I mean like a person what when you're a good person I hopefully yeah, no, no. Do you think I'm a good person? I feel that you're a good person. Okay. I have intuition you do what your what's your what's your star sign my star sign? Yeah, green flag What my star sign is a green flag Green I'm a walking green flag. Okay, but what when is your birthday Tyriek? Why we don't have to get into star signs because I'm gonna tell you and then you're looking me differently and then you're gonna Are you a fucking Gemini? Yeah, what are you? Tell me I'll be cancer. That's beautiful. Oh, you like cancer I love cancer. That must mean you love your family so much you love being home. Yeah, I love you cry Do you cry all the time? I wouldn't say all the time. I would say like the honest, you know a couple times a week You know, you know, I haven't cried since 2019. Really? All up. Are you okay? Nope. What's your star sign? Yeah, you're Scorpio October, November. Oh, you're crazy. Yeah Yeah, are you are you in a relationship? Are you the crazy? Are you the crazy one? I heard you flurry. We are not flirty. He has a boyfriend I love it. I love it. Yeah, um, so yeah, what would you say? What would younger you say to you right now? You just like pass out pass out pass out, but but back to what I was saying The camera can't see what we're like playing footsie right now Um, I so Ashley Park was supposed to be in it. Yeah, she had another commitment. Yeah, and so I got the call And I was like, I know that a lot of people are going to say that this is a stunt cast And like I know that people are going to say I don't deserve to be here So I've been trying really hard to prove myself Yeah, and put the time in and the work in because I know that I'm that this was a lux it like I feel very lucky Do you have been able to do this? Yeah, so I that's that's like what's been going through my head in terms you didn't ask that question No, well I appreciate it. No, I'm a cancer. So I'm I'm empathizing. I feel even for me like you Ask that question about the book or even stepping on a set to for like Jordan pill movie You're like do I deserve to be here, you know, but I think Success is when luck meets hard work, and I think you put in the the work To be there, and so if anybody has anything to say Welcome two times. Oh, yeah, I love to that Wait, have you so have you met Jordan pill? Yeah, yeah, okay He went to my high school really and he at the time was starring in key and peel And he hadn't done get out yet or anything and He was so awesome. Yeah, you know, he's such a cool guy. You know, he's mixed too. Is he really? Yeah, yeah, so did you guys talk about that? Yeah We talked about it. I think that was a big part of him and the movie and the casting and you know And he really you know championed me to get this to get the role and You know coming from an Atlanta episode That that's a lot that's not a enough for studio to be like yeah, we're gonna put you as the lead of the movie So now what you were saying earlier is like I had to prove myself every day on that set So it was like I went like 10x of right, you know, I have to commit myself and The character in the movie was kind of like my experience in real life where like I get this one opportunity To tell this story on a studio level where it's Coming out theatrically. Do you play football? I played football ish like I played a different position than quarterback, but then you played soccer, right? I grew up playing soccer You grew up playing soccer and then played football then play football out of spite I'm here today because of spite because you know like so Like this, you know this cycle of spite, you know, you get cheated on and you know, then you do this You don't watch this I'm gonna be the best soccer player ever and then I burned out and got cut my senior year of high school, but I played High school soccer and then club soccer high school soccer doesn't really matter. It's the club or we're like top I know yes because I was a volleyball kid, so I remember the high school volleyball didn't matter about the club Yeah, but I was in varsity soccer at seventh grade. Why'd you get cut? I got cut you know the now I don't know I'm still hurt by by the way, were you not good or did something no, it was like I you get burned out You go through like that the puberty and you like you shoot to a different height and you're just like I don't care puberty like for you puberty was like I went from probably your height To like 612 uh and that was like I was lanky I didn't know how to use my body and it was like very fast and late It was a late bloomer, so I was like what yeah puberty sex. I don't like remember going through puberty. Yeah, no one does I like don't remember it. I don't remember my voice dropping. I don't think that my voice ever like cracked Yeah, I don't remember yeah, I don't remember - Do you remember when things dropped? - Like my balls? - Yeah. (laughing) - No, I actually don't, is that a thing? Balls dropping? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So like your balls are like up? - They're like on the side, like, yeah. And then when they, like, when you got the people-- - I'm so scared of my own balls. (laughing) - In a sense, not that there was something's wrong with them, but like, I'm always scared to like, like, get kicked or sit on them weird or like-- - Oh, oh, oh. - Do you know what I mean? - That was a flex. He said, just sit on them, yeah. (laughing) - No, I'm just-- - Weird flex, but okay. - No, it's like, no, I'm not saying-- - I hate when I go to the bathroom on dick touches the water. - Oh, I'm not saying I have like big balls. I'm just saying, like, it's like one of those, like, irrational fears that I have that, like, they are like, like, I think bug balls bug me out. They're like, they're like, they're just like, organs, like, they're like, like, organs, like, sitting, hanging, like, they really bug me out. - This skin, it needs, like, a skincare routine it feels like, the skin-- - That's it? - Oh my god, and then, like, can I just like, we can cut this, 'cause this is gonna put, like, shaving your balls, like, when you cut-- - When you cut your balls and you're bleeding out of your ball sack-- - Oh my god, that's the worst. - That is the worst-- - Oh my god, I feel like, I just cut my neck up then. - Yes, it's the worst. - Let you know what I mean. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I rather eat a gene jacket than cut my balls, like that. - I'd rather eat a gene jacket than cut my own balls. - Okay. - No, waxes are important. - I wax. - Yeah, you wax. It's like-- - Do you wax? - I haven't done it in a while, but I am a pro waxer. - I, where do you go? - Don't say it. - No, I'm not gonna say it. - European, European wax center? (laughing) - I, like, moved from Florida or Atlanta, and I had, like, you have to build a relationship with-- - Your waxer? - Yeah, your waxer. And I remember they tried to, like, send somebody out, and I was like, no, she's, like, no, where you can't. We have to-- - Have you been to a European wax center? - Absolutely, that's-- - How do you think, do you think they're run well? Give me an honest answer. This is the one thing. - From my experience, it could be better, you know? What could be better about it, 'cause I can tell you? - Yeah, you tell me. - Why are there two receptionists for one waxer? - Money laundering. - That's what I said. Why are there two receptionists for one waxer? - So, like-- - You're not like sparking investigation. - Let's think about it for a second, right? There's two receptionists. - Yeah. - One waxer. - Yeah, that's where your money's going. - Why would two people be checking in? Like, if you're like, oh, can you help this customer? Or can you help this customer? There's only one waxer back there. Both customers are going to the same waxer. So, wouldn't it make sense to have two waxers and one receptionist? It does not make sense. Like, it actually makes me mad too. And then, like, when I was late, once I was like, "Hey, I'm running a few minutes behind." They're like, "If you are nine minutes late, you're done." - Nine? - Nine. - Nine. And I was like, even if I'm 10, they said nine is the cutoff. And then I got, and we looked at each other, like, what's up? - What's up? - And like-- - You're like, "This, what's up?" (laughing) - And then my waxer was great, but now I feel uncomfortable to go back because I am a huge beef with them. - Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you that relationship between wax and waxer and waxy. - No, that my waxer is lovely. Shout out to her, forget your name, but you were amazing. - Yeah, and my waxer, she used to make fun of me. - Why? - I don't know, it just kind of need to be made fun of, like, you know, you're in that vulnerable position. - You're like, "Ah, you're hairy." - Yeah, she was like, I was probably one of the most hairy ones that she, she was like, it's like pulling like a forest out. Not anymore, that was my first time, you know, wax. - Of your bat-hole? - Yeah, everything, you know? - Well, you got it, if you're gonna have-- - Yeah, it's good hygiene. You go to the bathroom, you know? And I think I'm an advocate for, you know? - Good hygiene. - Hygiene. - Hygiene, 'cause-- - You know, I showered three times the other day, just because I was seeing a man. - Really? - Three, wash my hair multiple times. Oh my God. - This episode of Therapist is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking.com, yeah! 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Booking.com just makes traveling so much easier, like really and truly, like one of the most stressful parts of traveling aside from flying is finding that place to stay, and just put your shit down, or put your stuff down, and like call home, and like have a place to sleep at night. 'Cause then otherwise, just exploring the city is great, but having that comfortable place to stay is so important, and Booking.com makes it so easy. Find exactly what you're booking for at Booking.com. Booking.com. - Yeah! - Book today on the site or in the app. (upbeat music) - So Tyreek. - Yes. - What do you say are a pissed about today? - I'm therapist about, okay. All right, there's a lot. - Give it to me. - I feel like when you go into these hotels, this sounds like first world. And you know you have those shower heads that are like just above you, and I just feel like they're not very inclusive for people who don't want to get their hair wet. - Okay, so the hotel I'm staying at, you can decide if you want the one above her. - Really? - There's levels to this shit. - Yeah. No, I get it. - Because I have friends that you can't get your hair wet. - But then sometimes, even if you put on like a cap, like it still like pushes the hair. - Yeah, yeah, I think. - I totally got that. - I think they're not very inclusive. - That's fucking annoying. - Yeah, it's really annoying. - How's the water pressure there? - Oh my god, the water pressure, it could be better. It could be better. - I agree. - I agree. - Turn it all the way up. - All the way up. - I'm very particular about that. The water temperature's really great. I like to like, you know, scorch. - Scorch. - But also, I need to ask about having a tub in my room, you know? - Wait, we were so just like right there. - Yeah. - Without each other, I was about to ask if you take baths. - Yes, I'm a very, like do you, okay. There's a big question in here, there's a right answer. Okay, do you just hop in the bath, or do you like? - Wait for the bath. - Shower or shower bath, or do you, like what's the, what's the problem? - I don't take baths, I don't like them. - Oh, 'cause I'm like, I'm so hot. So hot. - Yeah, but that's the best part. You're like, kind of like almost pass out. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - So if I ever do take a bath, which is rare, I hop in the bath, and then a shower after. - Bath, so you're in your own. - The soup, you're in your own. - Yes. - Take soup, and then you shower, the dirt off. - Oh, I've never, you shower before the bath. - Absolutely, you gotta get, you gotta clean, and then get in the bath, and then. - You know the best is when there's the bath in the same room as the shower, and it's like, in the same place. - Oh, it's like a wet bath. - So you just like turn off the shower bath, hop out, oh my god. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What else are you angry about today? - What am I angry about today? Oh, man. - Wow, that's a great question. - I can tell you what I'm angry about. - Yeah, what are you, what are you? - My love handles. - Oh my god. I tell this people, people, there's all the time. I'm like, they won't go away. - They won't go away. - They're stubborn, I feel like I have to like. - Do you think there is a procedure that we can just get it shaved off? - I think you can like, there's like, add colds. Like, there's this cold stuff. You can like, put press on it. - I really, really, really want them gone. They make me so insecure. - No matter how skinny I get, they're always there. - They're always there. - And I say something and nobody hears me. Nobody validates me in my field. - I'm validating you right here right now. - This little pouch, pouch. - And I'm like, I'm trying to become like a mid-drift batty. You know, oh, what? - Yeah, so mid-drift batty. - Mid-drift batty. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, like, you wanna wear a crop top? - Well, not a crop top, but like, you know, for the coach show, I wore a little mid-drift. And then he movie him. I had a little mid-drift from when I was working out. But there's always this little pouch, no matter what. - Yeah, sometimes it just doesn't go away. Well, they'll tell you, it's in the kitchen. I just don't want to hear that, you know? - Yeah, and they're like, oh, it's you diet. And then this one I hate the most. I'm like, shut the fuck up. It's like, they're like, oh, have you been getting enough sleep? It's like, fuck off. - Like, do you get enough sleep? - No. - How many hours do you sleep last night? - We had to be a bit like, six. - Woo! - A bit of like, three? Yeah. - You know what, I need to stop. I need to stop complaining. I just love to good eight. - Good eight? Are you like a eight, like solid eight? - Always. - Forever. - Really? - What are you up late doing? - You're thinking about tomorrow? - Do you watch TV? What are you watching? What are you watching on television right now and what are you listening to? Thank you very much. while listening to one of my watching, I love just finished traders. - Me too. - 'Cause Rob was here yesterday. - Yeah, he played a good game. - He played a great game. Like kind of, kind of like in the psycho, you know? You're like, could I do that? He went there. - I would have done the same. - Yeah, of course. - Of course, you know, it's all about that bag. - You know, who else loves traders? Madeline. - Yeah, oh well. - Yeah, she put me on a trader. - She loves traders more than anything. - She put me on a trader's. - What else are you watching? - What else? Industry. (laughing) - You love industry. - The best show on television. And that's, I don't rewatch things. And I-- - She rewatches. - I'm watching her right now. - Oh my God. - It is that I miss Harry so bad though. - Oh my God. - I miss him so much. - But I haven't started, are you caught up? - I'm not caught up for the scene of that knowledge. - I have an episode today. My plan after this is to start season four of industry. - Yeah. - I'm so excited. - Yeah. Who's your favorite person on industry of all seasons? - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I love-- - She is. She gives me full body chills. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's like ripping lines of co-killing her dad. Like, like, fucking people overlapped and right. Like, oh my God, she makes me sick. - Steve, I love that. - My favorite, obviously, Harper, you know, Mahala, you know. - Well, she is, she's a cutthroat. - Yes, she's a cutthroat. - Well, what's his name in the show, her boss? Is it Eric? - Eric, yeah. - When she fucks over Eric, at that retreat, at that retreat in season three, and she sits across from him like this. I mean, if you know her in person, have you ever met Mahala in person? - I was too nervous to talk to her. I was at the Burberry show in London. I was so scared. - She is the nicest person I've ever talked to. - The funniest he talks, the nicest, one of the nicest people I've ever met. It is so funny 'cause in the show Harper is like, do you remember that scene in season one where Harper fucks up and she's chewing on gum and then her tooth falls out? It's seriously one of the best shows on television. I, and by the way, I've been in industry fans, I cut you off. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, keep going, keep going. - I've been in industry fans since season one came out. Like I've been on the train since that show came out and no one was watching that. - Me too, and I feel like it's still like slept on. - No, no, no, it's, it's, you know what? - No, no, but like, it's not, it's gonna, it's the gift that just keeps on giving. - You know what it's gonna have 'cause it's next season, it's final season. It's gonna have its succession moment. - It's gonna have a succession moment. And I love David Johnson. He's, he was in season one and two when he leave. - Yeah, he like left the firm and started working in politics in the show. - Oh, yes, he's not in the show anymore. - Yeah, he left, I forgot how he left, but. - That show is fucking awesome. - Yeah, yeah, but also I think industry, it's like, for me to have a black woman at the helm of the show, and it's such a, you know, I feel like it should be critically acclaimed, but like, elite, the cinematic show, and to see her like grace that show with just such, you know, presence and performance, I think for me, that's, that show is important. I think that's why I love industry even more. - Right. - Especially in the finance world, where it's like a, it's a very toxic male dominated field and to see her journey and to see her outside of, you know, industry, I think I love her personality from what I've perceived. And, you know, and I'm big on like personality and just not taking things too serious. And I feel like she's the pit of me of that. And, you know, I'd love to do something with her. Yeah, her and David, that's it. - She's so excellent in everything she does. Have you seen Leave the World Behind? - I have not seen. - She's in Leave the World Behind. She's amazing in it. She's in body's body's body's, she's incredible in that. She's booked and fucking busy. - Booked and busy. - Because she, I mean, she can act. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She can act. And her, my, just like her relationship with Yaz in the show is so fun, 'cause there are also friends in real life. So it's so fun to see. - Yeah, I, I was too nervous. I should have said something at the show. - You shut up. - She's the nicest. - She's so kind. - I was like one person from her. I was just like, and those, and that's the anxiety and like, what am I to be talking to them or? - You're you? - Yeah, but that's what we were talking about earlier. You're like, I think Olivia Dean was in the room. You're like, oh, I love Olivia Dean. Oh, well, who are you listening to? - I love you Dean, you know? - I think Olivia Dean's just, man, watching her win Grammy, the Grammy for Best New Artist, I think she goes platinum in this household, you know? And she has a song for any type of, - Any type of feeling. - Any type of feeling. - Oh, she really does. - Yeah, like slowly is a great song. You know, obviously you have like the man I need. It's just. - You know, when you hear a song for the first time and you're like, that's an instant classic. - Yeah. - When I heard "Man I Need" for the first time, I was like, that's a classic. - Yeah, and she's so chic, meeting her. - Oh, she. - I spoke to her, I was like. - Was she nice? - She was so nice. She was like about to grab water, and I knew a sparkling water, and I was like, no, no, no, no, as sparkling water. And she was like, oh, thank you so much. So I basically saved her life. And the reason why you're gonna get more Olivia Dean is because of me, yeah. - So who else are you listening to, right? - Who else? I'm a bit, you probably, you've never heard of this artist before, but Rod Wave, he's a floater. - Why would I have not have heard of Rod Wave? - Really? - He's cute. - Yeah, he's huge. - Well, he's huge, Rod Wave. - And he's a big Olivia Dean fan, too. - He sings, give me a few. - A tombstone. - He sings that song with Sadie Jean on it, too. - Oh, yes. - What is it, why can I? - No. - He has great gasp, he has thug motivation. - He sells out like arenas. - But he really rise for Olivia Dean. - Really? - I went up to Olivia Dean, I was like, you're my favorite artist, favorite artist. - What are you doing now? - What am I doing? - You know like that, that's not, what are you doing now? - Oh yeah, no. - And I met Sadie briefly, too. - She is so sweet. - She's the nicest. - Yeah. - I think, didn't that song go viral on TikTok? - And then he picked, and then he sampled it. - He has a few other ones that I like. - And he brings people on tour, like-- - Yeah, he brought her on tour. - Yeah, yeah, he brings her on tour when he had no business doing that. - Have you heard the, have you seen the videos, have you seen them live? - No, I don't, yeah, I don't have to. - When I realized how big he was is when he was performing and the audience was screaming the lyrics back. - Bro. - Yes. - What songs did he sing? - Turks and K25. - I love Street Runner. - Street Runner. - Street Runner. - I love that song. - Street Runner. - I love that song. - Bro. - Street Runner. - That was my COVID song. That came out during COVID I think. - What's the one where he lost his uncle? He lost his uncle? - Oh. It starts with the L, I can't think of it right now, but it was on the 25, the same album 25 was on. - He's great. - Yeah. - So Livia Deen. - The Broadway. - The Broadway. - Shout out. I haven't been to his concert. - He's the one. - No. - Who else? Livia Deen, Broadway. - Can I lick him off? - Please, I would love you to, are we Spotify or Apple? - We're spotifying this household. What are you? - Yeah, Spotify. - Yeah. - Are you like a, do you love L.A. or New York? - L.A. - I know, how are you holding up being in New York so long? - I'm from here. - Oh. - Yeah. - So it's like a lot of memories coming back. - Yes, Sienna Rose. Have you heard of Sienna Rose? - No. - Golden skin. She's just in the same type of vibe. - So you like like slow. - Yeah. - So Sienna Rose, we have De John. - The new De John album is. - Yeah. - Have you heard his song with Bonnie Bear? - No, what's one is that? - Day one. - Day one. So it may be my song of the year besides this other Bonnie Bear song. - Yeah, bro, I just start, like when albums come out, I like don't give them the attention because I'm like, oh, I gotta give it some time. Let it die down. Don't let people affect me. But, you know, the new Justin Bieber, the swag album. I've just started like really consuming that. - Yeah, fire. - And that's really important to me. - It's like journal, it's 2.0. - Exactly. - It's very much, it's giving, like, this is the music Justin wanted to make, is the vibe. - Yeah. - What's an album that's changed your life? - What's the name of this last rock wave album? - He's your number one artist. - He's my number one played. - Yeah. - Last lap was the song last lap too. - And you see, give it a listen. - Jerry, 'cause I think last lap this song, I remember where I was, I was leaving South Africa and I was in the airport and the song dropped. I remember there was clips on Twitter and I was just like, trying to like inject it into my veins. And I think I like sad music. - I love sad music. - I love a sad song and sad song. And. - What do you know? - I said it again. - Favorite sad song? - My favorite sad song and we'll get into that one. Last lap, because, you know, his uncle, he lost his uncle and I lost the brother, an older brother. - I didn't tell him so sorry. - Just don't let it happen again. - What did you say? - What did you just say? - You said sorry, I said don't let it happen again. I never know what to say when people say sorry. Like, just, all right, moving on. (laughing) - Oh, no. - I got it. - Everything's fine. - I got it. - Everything's fine, we're fine. - I don't, but like, I understand what you're saying. I am sorry, though. - Yeah, no, I appreciate that. And yeah, I think things that make that reword how you feel or put into like a song and like and I think with Rod Wave a lot of his songs like they aren't all just lyrics. It's like the feeling that it puts into your body. That is the same way I feel about Bonny Bear. Yes. It's like he has and honestly Taylor. Is that what he says name? Yeah, Bonny Bear. Okay. And like they're like it's like it's it's like the production like the like the production like makes you feel like it makes you think of a place. Yeah. It makes you think of a feeling. Yeah. Like like when I listen to like there's this Taylor Swift song called "Tist the Damn Season" and like the the drum of the bigest. The strum of the guitar chord like makes me think about when I lived in the suburbs when I was a kid. Yeah. Like it makes me like I feel like I'm there like that's real good music. In the halftime I don't even remember the lyrics. I just remember like the feeling. Yeah. Yeah. And like about it's the journey of success and like I think tombstone or the hug motivation. Like there's a point in the song where I'm like I can't. Oh I've heard thug motivation. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's fire song. I'm clipping that and then really going to photo on Instagram dumb. Jake has heard thug motivation. You you posted something recently you like I do not want to admit how much time I put into this photo dumb and do I mean I put my back my balls my like I was like nothing matters. I was literally like curating it like I was can I tell you I was at this brunch and then my friends like oh yeah Rihanna's about to come and I'm like but I made photo dumb like I'm locked in like three French 75s deep and I'm like you know how it is. And you pick the do you pick the song too? You pick the song too and you always have to make sure the song is something that's like you actually like it but people are like but it can't be controversial. I know he listened to that. Yeah it has to be like oh you know ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You you've asked like three friends like what's a good song for this. Right. Saying the most niche song ever. What's the photo dump you're most proud of ever. Most proud of. Oh my god. This is so fun. I need my phone. Yeah. I need my phone. I want to find my most proud photo dump ever. So excited because I think I know mine. Japan was great. Okay. Photo. Photo dumps are very very important because they tell tell tell us about your personality but I was on this at this brunch with Rihanna and I'm like hey so nice to meet you. I'm like stuck in between like photo dump and but she was a sweetest. Okay we'll trade phones because I need to see the photo dump your phone. Yeah. Okay. Ready. So. That baby and it's effortless. Look at this one. The cigarette at the bar. A ciggy. A drunk ciggy. You chose that song? Yeah. No Instagram did but I went with that. Oh come on. Come on. Come on. In the grocery store. That was iconic. Yeah. That was iconic. I caught it. Do you want to see mine now? Yeah. I do. We can't air that with the song. We could put a tattoo. I'll be right long. Would you say my my 2020 2025 photo dump is very solid? No. All right. So you have to go with the grunge. You know this is 2025 dump. Okay. Okay. So it says 2025. Play the music. I guess we don't know. Don't play. There is no music on this one but the place is the world. Okay. We're from the same place. Where? The world. No. The Bronx. You say the Bronx. Okay. The Bronx. No. The world. So I have the mother hat on. Yeah. Come on. And then we go here. Oh wow. This is good so far. And you did a full 22. Yeah. Oh man. Just trying his best in 2025. Good. Good. Good. The diva. I am carrying this. This is great. It's like I was I was going for like love this glasses dog. You don't even I don't even know your you said I don't even know your film. Yeah. I didn't even know you filmed it. JP. I caught it. JP. I caught it. I need to find my photo with that. So I had a barber. I had a barber. They said they knew how to cut hair. Yep. And this was starting. This was right before. This was right before my my hand press tour. She was like, Oh, it's easy fix. I'll come back. Either Sunday, Monday, fix it. And I was like, new one. A little golden. We're gonna have to mute this. This song is a banger. I know. Ready? Yeah. You know, you had a look. I had to do it to him. Hello. - I can't see it again. (laughs) - You look really good. - Thank you, thank you. Shout out to my trainer. - Oh, that's a great, that's a fire swipe. And you put your back into that. - I put, bro, it's my most like dumb. - Really? - Yeah, it's when you put that heart into it, and people love the balance. - Yeah. - I think that's why TikTok works so much, because TikTok you'll scroll, you'll be crying, and the next one you'll be laughing, crying, laughing. And I think it just keeps you engaged, so, not that I was trying to do that, but like, I think that's what I do here. - That's a great, that's a great dump. - Yes, it's called me, it's so fun. - Yeah, and do you have those select friends, or are you like, you have the vision that I want, and you asked them, hey, what do you think? - I have a best friend named Julia, who is like, we'll post like, five dumps a week. She's really good at it. So I always say to her, like, is this a good dump? - Yeah, yeah, are you good at captions? - Yeah, my captions are usually just like, yeah, fun. - Yeah, less is more. - Less is more. - Okay, are you ready to get into the, tell me, what's wrongs, or do you need to take a pee break, or? - Yeah, a piss break. - Yeah, go take a pee break. (upbeat music) I've been talking to the sky for a little over a month. - Ah, talking to this guy, man, I'm just saying. - Well, you're in a lot of movies about him. - Oh. - And reminders of him. - I've been talking to the sky for a little over a month. We do everything that people in a relationship would do. Have met each other's families. I've traveled three plus hours multiple times to visit him and talk 24/7. This past week, and I was visiting him at his college and found a girl as his pin text. (gasps) - That's a pin. - Wait, what the girl, what? - She found a girl as his pin text, which includes save shirtless pictures of him and their chat. Via LinkedIn and my own skills, I found out that she was from another state and they met at a career fair at his college, literally what do I tell? So he's run. - Run. - He's the devil. - Ah, that's tough. - It's given, have you seen that movie with Logan Lerman and Molly Gordon, where he's like, she's not exclusive and that she ties with the best. - It's changed to the bed, yeah, that's what that's given. So now, is it like advice? - Yeah, what's your advice for? - My advice? He's a narcissist. And I think, damn, that's hard. - Why? - Why do you think he's a narcissist? 'Cause she hasn't clarified whether that they've had an exclusivity conversation. - Yeah, okay, so, DTR. - Okay, DTR. - You're big on that. - You're big on DTR, but I'm not like careless. You know what I'm saying? - How soon? - How soon? - You first. - DTR, if you don't know what DTR is, define the relationship and, but he's, that's tough, whew. - How soon? - Yeah, I was gonna say, how soon do you think it's okay to be like, what are we doing here? - Yeah, I think it's, if you're intimate, like, sexually with a person, and I think after that happens. - After you fuck. - After a right before, that's not her man. I think, it's very disrespectful that he's like, trying to play, you know, have his cake and eat it too, or cake and eat it too. I don't know what's inside. - It's, yeah, have his cake and eat it too. But, like, okay, up for my own personal research purposes right now, if I've been on dates, sexually intimate, not now, right? I don't think I can now, right? - No. - You can do whatever you want. - What do you think? - Are you okay with them seeing other people? - Yeah, I mean, yeah, right now, of course. I'm good at seeing other people. - I think when you get to that point of like, okay, I would not like them with, - So wait, just have fun and play. - Okay, love that, love that. But it sounds like whoever's asking, who ever wrote that? - It's not cool with that, and I think communication, and I think that relationship sounds like it's kind of over 'cause it's long distance, too. - Right. - And now he probably, if she's pinned conversationally, - Yeah. - And I message that I've only, I only have like three people. - Who are your pins? - My pin is my mom and my publicist. - Really? - Chelsea, 'cause she, you know what I mean? - I mean, I can or two, she's a vibe. - Yeah, she is a vibe. - I see, I'm telling you, I love her so much. - Wait, I wanna hang out with you. - Yeah, my mom and my brother. - I feel like we talk mad, shit. Okay, ready? - Yeah. - My college boyfriend and I broke up a few months ago, and then this funny and helpful drug dealer came in my life. He's like obsessed with me, but all I wanted was a rebound. Lowkey love what he provides, LOL, but I don't want to get into deep. Like, what if the FBI comes in and my door, but dot, dot, dot, he's so good and bad as the drug dealers are. (laughing) Not that I've ever had sex with one, but listen, you can't, you can't. Have you seen Breaking Bad, you can't. - But think about it, free drugs. - Free sex. - Free sex? - But drug dealers have-- - You know, I get a little toxic. I, you know, I'm not gonna be like that. Like, guys, like-- - Are you talking right away? I'm, you know, I got a little edge. You know, have your fun. Live your life. - Okay. - What's the most toxic thing you've ever done? - Toxic thing I've ever done. That's it, that's, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. I'm trying to think what I can say. I've come a long way, I've come a long way. I've been humbled though. I've been really, L.A. humbled me a lot, you know. - Yeah. - So it balanced out the dirt I've done when I was in college and, you know, it's just like, it was college, you have a fun. We're all broken, the morning and stuff like that, so. - Yeah. - I got it. - Yeah. - So yeah, I would maybe just have some fun, but like, that's not your boyfriend. That's not true. - Yeah, don't catch feelings, get up out of there. Like, try to keep it, like, brief, 'cause if there's an FBI raid. - It's not, I mean, it wouldn't land on you. I'm telling you, like, lookality-wise. Like, you're not the one dealing the drugs, but yeah, that might be traumatic for you. I was waiting in line to walk across the stage at my college graduation ceremony as I went to fix my cap, my phone was unlocked in my hand, and I accidentally forwarded my data, dick pick that my situation ships sent me reading Happy Graduation Day. Help, he wouldn't look at me for the rest of the day. I'm gonna make you feel about it really quickly. One time, do you know what Grindr is? - Yes. - I downloaded Grindr premium and it sent me down an email. And he texted me saying, "I don't have a problem with it, but you cannot charge Grindr to my credit card." - Grindr, I thought was a dating app, so did he assume that- - He thought Grindr was a dating app? I mean, I know people that have met the loves of their lives on Grindr, but Grindr is- - I had a roommate, and my freshman year of college, we had an apartment, and it was Random Room 8, and I think he was like a Grindr All-Star. - Really? - Yeah. - Why did you hear bump in the middle of the night? - It was like he had motion. He was like the monarch of motion. - Really? - Every night, it was somebody new. He'd walk around the house, pierced nipples. - Oh, wow. - It's the music, just blasted. - Oh, he was a Grindr, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I would say you just need to ignore it and pretend that it never happened. - Yeah, also- - Laterally pretend that it never happened. - Also, you can, why is somebody sending you a dick pick? - Say Happy Graduation Day. - That's the problem. - Really? - I'd say thank you so much. - Let's get involved later. - I just couldn't do it. - Why do I like that? - I've dreamt. Well, I guess, like, you know, I see the vision, yeah, for you. So, I see the vision, if you like it, you like it. I'm not gonna yuck your yum. - Thank you. I appreciate that. I mean, I wouldn't be like this is like the love of my life, I'd be like, yeah, that's cheeky and cute. Let's fuck later after I graduate. - I just, I was. - My friend broke my digital camera one day after I got it. I was generous and asked her if she could maybe pay 50% of it, which works to be 40-euros. And all she has to say is, I have no money. Yet, the same day when we go to the club, she's always buying herself and others drinks and constantly going out and spending like, help, that is a bad friend, that is a bad friend. - Bro, bad friend, broke behavior. It's just like, she's not priority. - She's not priority. - That's not a friend, that's not a friend. Especially 40-euros. - Yeah, she's not priority. - What does that look like, 60-USD? - Yeah, she's like, and she's buying drinks at the club, which will equate to that. - Which is, one drink is like a million, good drink and a billion dollars. - I, as a 24-year-old adult, have officially shipped my pants on the 405 on the way to a job interview. My life is a 2000s comedy movie. I still went into the interview, but I was so late because I had to pull over, go into a store and change clothes, while getting dirty looks the whole time, that they didn't even give me the light of day. This is gonna be a huge hit to myself, a seam. So what do I do to ignore that? - Everybody shits their pants sometimes. - You just can't think about it. - You can, you gotta move on with your pants. - You gotta move on, you know. - It's your body, it's okay, it happens. - It's your body, and then nobody has to know. I think they're perceiving people are giving them dirty looks, but it's like, oh, it's going to the bathroom. - Right. - I prescribe the movie bridesmaids to make yourself feel better. - Yeah, yeah, I definitely agree with that. - Oh, okay, well, those are it for the Tommy What's Wrongs. - Oh, God, yes. - Well, Tyreek, what did we learn today? - What did we learn? - We learned that, you know what we learned? That there's three sides to every story. Me, you, and the truth. - We learned that we both are, you know, over, we chronically over-analyze. - Well, Tyreek, thank you for coming on the show. Please watch reminders of him. It is incredible. I got the pleasure of seeing it last night. It was amazing. - Thank you. - Thank you for being here. - Before I leave, I wanna say thank you for allowing me in your space. - Thank you. - Yeah, this is one of my favorite interviews. But bye, Pussies. (upbeat music) - Imagine setting your makeup. Then forgetting it's even theirs. Meet new groupie setting mist from Mabelie, New York. Gel to mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible all day comfy grip. Try new groupie setting mist from Mabelie, New York. - Maybe it's Mabelie.