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[MUSIC] Podcast? Yes. Jackson? Australian. Caya? Dad. Me? Perfect. Episode. Start. Go ahead, Jackson. >> Nice. Thank you for that. Thank you for all of those adjectives and descriptions for what we are. >> Yeah. >> I really appreciate that. It's very -- wait, yeah, that is the hotel Travago ad. I get it now. >> Hotel Travago. >> Travago. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did it. Awesome. >> That's why you should keep watching. >> This podcast is sponsored by Travago, by the way. >> We can just get that out of the way. We can get that started, right? >> Yeah. Imagine how huge that would be. >> Got it. I would. >> Pay us at least $100. >> Yeah. >> Maybe even two if we asked. >> Actually, no. $100 and a comped room for the night. That would be premium. Okay, Caya. First of all, I don't know if you want to go into the EDP stuff right now, or if you want to save it for later on in the episode. Did you clip certain segments? >> I close. I was thinking -- I guess, the background information for those of you who don't keep up. EDP is fat and a YouTuber. He got in trouble a couple of years ago because he was chatting to a 13-year-old, which basically nuct his career because he got caught by Alex Rosen, the pedophile poachers. Since then, apparently Mike Clume has been making a documentary about him. >> Mike Clume is the guy who previously did the documentary on a good friend, Boogie 2988. Two years ago, I think. >> Very clown show. >> Sorry, spoiler alert. I was thinking, yeah, just like we did with Boogie, when he did his documentary on Boogie, I could go through and take some clips of it. It is very long. It is much longer than the Boogie one. It's by like 40 minutes or so. It's an over an hour and a half. Half an hour in, I decided. I figured, you know what? This would actually be better if we do it as I could criminally stupid watch along of the entire thing. I still have clips of the first 30 minutes if you want me to play some to just to wet your appetite. >> Sure. Yeah. >> I do want to see what this is about. >> Okay. Well, how much do you guys even remember about EDP? >> I remember the cupcake stuff. >> He's fat. >> Yes. Okay. That is correct. That is fun trivia. >> I do recall that he's fat. >> He's black. Yeah. >> Right? You could be right. >> Two for two. >> Now that you're saying it. He's bald. >> Is that three for three? Because if that's all true, I just named three facts about this guy. And Jackson is named zero. So I'm way ahead. >> Are you sure that he's fat and black, though? Can we confirm that? >> Let's call him up right now and ask. Let me just text him real quick. I didn't think he could be because of those things. >> Yeah. >> I mean, he's definitely bald. I don't know about the other thing you guys said. >> Yeah, but that's not bad. That's not a bad thing. >> Yeah. Jackson's fat and black. >> I can only be black. >> I love it. >> No, just a fat thought. >> Thank you, Jackson. Well, wait, wait, now hold on. I thought I thought it was assumed by everyone that there's nothing wrong with being black. Jackson, do you have something on that that you need to say to the audience? >> I mean, just like, it's nothing to do with the black or fat part. I just wanted to put it out there that like him big bull doesn't have anything to do with him being a pedophile. >> Wow, you don't say. >> No, it has nothing to do with it. >> Well, the combination of fat and bald, though, again, that point, your options are limited, aren't they? >> All, look, all, pedophiles might be fat and bald, but not all fat and bald people are pedophiles. Does that sound accurate? Does that, is that on the nose? >> No, I think we all fat and bald people are pedophiles. Okay. All right. >> I can't think of many. That really, that really re-contextualizes the Simpsons, Jackson. Now that you said that, it puts a lot of things on perspective. >> True. Yeah. Yeah, like the Michael Jackson episode where there's a Michael Jackson impersonator. And he's these very large and bald and he, it's actually voiced by him, I believe, right, in the show. >> Yeah, it is. And I was just reading about it yesterday. Did you know that the Simpsons removed that episode entirely from every streaming service? I think it's the only Simpsons episode that's ever been removed? >> Yeah. >> All because of the leaving Neverland documentary. >> Well, I don't know why they would do that, though, because as we saw in the Michael Jackson biopic, nothing bad happened. And once his music career here to good stride, everything was great. And there were no problems whatsoever afterwards. So I don't get it at children. Yeah. He stayed hands open and black and his skin never fell off forever. >> I love how the dramatic tension in that Michael Jackson documentary, like the dramatic peak of the movie is his head catching on fire during that Coca-Cola commercial. That's it. And that's the worst thing that ever happened to him, according to his biography. Case closed. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, I'm glad they removed the episode. Thank God. So much injustice rectified. >> Someone might have watched it and been like, hey, that's a guy I know. Weird. >> It's God. >> I need to look it up. I need to look up what the Simpsons show runner actually said about it, but it was like way more extreme. He was like. >> And like. >> No, Al Jean. >> Oh, yeah. >> Not groaning. Al Jean, who was leading, he was like heading the Simpsons at the time that that happened. When he talked about like pulling the episode entirely, he said basically that it was, he was fairly sure that Michael Jackson had used that episode to groom children. Like he was like full 100% sure that he was an active pedophile. >> Oh. >> What do you mean use that episode to groom children? How? Like a spell? >> Yeah. Like, hey, a little kid, I've been on the Simpsons. You want to watch me. I know it's strange to think that like Michael Jackson would have used an appearance on the Simpsons as a tool, but you got to remember how popular the Simpsons were children in the 90s and even early days. >> Maybe that's still, that kind of sounds like self-promotion though. Like Michael Jackson was still bigger than the Simpsons. >> They should have used that for promotion. Been like the show that Michael Jackson used to groom children. The Simpsons tonight on Fox. We made him. If anything he knows us. >> Yeah. We made him even the bad pot. >> Yeah. Like the fucking terminator. We assembled him in a factory for fucking child predators. >> Anyway, guys, I tried watching the latest latest season of the Simpsons last night, like one episode to see how it has changed. >> Much Simpsons sounds like she's about to die. It feels like over very bleak, bleak show. Half the cast is either dead or too old to do their roles. A lot of the characters have been cut off for either like cultural lawsuits or other bullshit reasons. It is a bleak dire show to watch these days. >> What I don't get is much actually sounds like she is actively dying and the cops in a reanimated zombie. They keep giving her like the most lies in an episode. Like she was the only one talking. >> She sounds like a mummy in a closet. Skinner, see more skinner, the principal. He sounds like he's being strangled at every take because he's so old. Homer is half-hearted. He can still do the voice, but the enthusiasm is not there at all. Who was canceled out of the show for being offensive and the crippled voice actress died in real life and they never replaced her. I don't even know how they handled that. I don't know if they replaced her with a new teacher on the show or what. But the show has fallen apart. It's too old to maintain itself. >> What happened to up who's character? Did he just disappear from the show in Tali? Did they re-cross? >> Yes. How do you recast him? He was outed as a culturally offensive stereotype. That was the whole counter-character. >> Right. >> The character itself was the issue. I thought the controversy was going to be the same. >> How about the white guy playing him? >> Don't archive any shows, don't sell DVDs, just air an episode and then just let it die. Just remove it permanently. So then you never offend anybody 10 years later or before. >> Completely agree. >> Perfect solution. >> Okay. Well, I propose nothing that reminded me actually. Have you guys seen this? You guys remember when we talked about that lady who was archiving TV shows? >> Yeah, that's actually the same lady. >> And Jackson fucking got more reason. >> And Jackson went on 45-minute rants about how he was stupid and terrible. >> Can you read this, Jackson? >> Can you read this, please? >> This is Tom's hardware. >> This has come from Tom's hardware. PBS Roadcast loses access to 50 terabytes of data comprising 70 years of TV history. After contracted a cloud storage vendor goes default to public TV channels, Sue's Iron Mountain Data Center, which hosts archival materials to ensure preservation. >> That's fucking tragic. That's extremely sad. >> I mean, it is PBS, but yes, it is. How much of a boomer? 50 terabytes for a company that is, by the way, partially publicly funded. So you're stealing my taxes. You guys couldn't buy a freaking drive. Really? 50 terabytes, too, which isn't even that much. >> It's really not that. >> They could have built their own single server memory array and kept it at the office and it would have easily done that for what like $2,000.50. It would have to be like 50 terabytes is not the full 70 years. I didn't lose it all. Like I mean, okay, but 70 years, imagine that, you know, seven years ago, it would have been like not even 320 P in resolution. Yeah, yeah. Like each episode was probably like 10 megabytes or something of whatever. And I think what they're saying is not that it comprises all 70 years, but it's stuff from throughout 70 years. Yeah, that's what I would assume. And the emphasis, the emphasis there then would be that a lot of this stuff is only existent in old backups. So that's all we have. We don't have like modern preservation of it. On one hand, it is extremely sad, but on the other hand, I am, my wife is cleaning out the house at the moment. She keeps sending me photos of like clothes that I haven't worn in six years. And I'm like, I haven't seen or heard or like cared about those clothes in six years. So I'm happy that this data is. What was that has reclaimed? What was my mind? What blows my mind? And this is what every video archive should do. Just put everything on YouTube. There are enough fail safes and leeways and backends and back doors and enough money and people invested in YouTube or their competitors that just throw it on a private account and let it sit there. It's not going to ever get deleted. I don't think YouTube ever deletes videos. Something. But YouTube might go down one day. This is the problem of relying on a third party. Again, why does nobody have this on a hard drive someplace? Of course. Because the material doesn't matter. No, it cares about it. It's as if I were the fittest. If the content was good, someone would preserve it. So fulfilling prophecy. You could maybe sell it eventually to someone somewhere for some reason. I don't know. It's like a PBS millennium edition DVD set or some. I don't know. There are child predators who have a bigger archive in their basements like PBS because they care about the content. They care about the content a lot. That's true. That's true. Anyway, I saw this. That was that's what I got reminded of. I forgot how we got here to be honest. Oh, the sims and still eating ups. It's okay. Yeah. All right. So EDP, you guys want to get to it? Okay. But fat as I'm saying, so we have a great fat black and bull. Who's we? Those are my incredible memory wipes. Put it. But I do agree with that. I agree with what you say. I got care of it. I agree for facts about EDP. And you got what's it? Okay. Here Jackson. What is his name? Stand for EDP. Eat that pussy. Wait. Don't spoil it because I have a clip. Oh, it's dangerous. Extremely deranged pedophile. Oh, it is. I don't actually. So I'll just get the real disclaimer. I know. I know nothing about this dude except for the one episode we had where you had out is a pedophile. Other than that, I have I know nothing about this man. I've never watched a single bit of his content in my life. So this will be new to me. Frame one of this documentary, by the way, is because we're yet and it reminded it brought back anew her memory from my childhood in Germany where we had a treat that we would call a call, a kisser, which looked like this. What did you just say? No make it sad again, please. It kind of means exactly what you would think it means. But as children, we had these streets that you would bite into that very pretty guy. It's a marshmallow. It's a marshmallow covered down chocolate. Scroll down one. Yeah, that is not the logo on the left. That's that's nothing. They changed the name to the comments. Oh, that's better. Yeah, super deep man's now that's better. What the fuck is wrong with Germany? The name didn't work when they still had a white one. I guess the white chocolate one, but yeah, it used to be just this and they're pretty good to be fair. I don't know if I would like them today. I don't really like sweets anymore, but that's what the shot reminded me of with this bald little head here. So the show, sorry, the documentary starts with EDP introducing himself. Look, here's the thing. If you're trying to get fit through social media, you're doing it entirely wrong. You're watching people that are paid and sponsored to edit themselves to look as perfect and flawless as possible. You don't need to follow their advice or pay for their crazy stuff or even believe that their superhuman unrealistic standard should be yours. What you need to do is use fitbot. It's the fitness app that tailors itself to you. And make sure that your progress is measured perfectly. It makes sure that your routines are tailored to your specific desires. 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Would have to invest in that way. I already have a problem with the way that this is directed in the opening. So for audio listeners in the beginning, there's text titles that say he's the most notorious internet child predator. No, I feel like there's been God knows how many bigger, more nefarious and evil we just talked about Michael Jackson or how about Jared Fogel. That's another one. He doesn't on the internet himself though. Neither was Jared Fogel. This is a YouTuber. Oh my god. I just, I don't like sensationalized stuff. So I'm going to, I'm going to keep my opinions together for now, but a two fucking bad. This is YouTube where everything comes up that describes this is super disturbing content. True. Here's some disturbing content for you. So I timestamp these. I didn't actually, okay. Yeah, or nay. Chad, I want to yay or nay on you guys's behalf on whether or not you agree with EDP here. I mean, let's be fucking real like, you know, like people, you know, guys, you know, they think about, you know, fucking a shot of a 15 year old, 16 year old, oh man. Oh man that bitch walking down the street. She's in high school or she's hot as fuck you know what I mean now My shit Chets as fucking nay You're out me I'm glad he's getting it all of his chest. He's that's very passionate about this subject He does as the on screen text titles are saying 2% of the population are pedophiles one in six men I forget what that's uh Yeah, I think that's an understanding by the way. Oh yeah I mean these are studies that had conducted from people willing to admit that they're into that kind of stuff I think the number is way higher personally. I think two percent Jackson is definitely in there and that's why he's like well if if I'm in there then why aren't they saying it's higher You know, it was made 80 if it's made EDP at that bucket. It's gonna be at least 25% that's gonna be the next Mike clumb documentary Jackson and EDP versus the world We get the bed back together. Yeah, yeah, I mean he just needs to go to the Middle East or something remember Jackson We talked about the swirl like the 2% figure is from western countries only where like you said people self admitting where a lot of guys don't even want to admit that to themselves even when you tell them it's anonymous Right Whereas there are entire continents on this plan. It's where the word pedophilia doesn't even exist because to them. It's just normal Kai, I think about this right you and I always uh talk about how many like lolly confeds are on twitter and stuff You survey all of those motherfuckers and every single one of them would say I'm not a pedophile or I'm not attracted to children and yet they very clearly uh So I think it's much higher. I think it's much higher I what I love the most um, so he's talking about his idols growing up and how old is EDP hold on I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess 38 he's actually on really really troubled 18 year old like he had a really rough upbringing I heard he's a minor I'll explain he's just bald um Okay, he's explaining his favorite idols and why he's into this specific idol that he grew up with About wrestling growing up was I love the bad guys my favorite wrestler growing up I would probably have to say what's like triple H you know what I mean because Triple H was a fucking piece of shit like he did what the fuck he had to do to get to the top and he didn't give a damn Who we fucked over he didn't give a damn how you felt about him So that's why I decided to be a pedophile take a hammer bash or fucking brain. Oh cool fucking take us time to leave I always love the bad guys, you know after a while the whole you know typical bullshit where it's like you know Come out and save the day, you know Fuck about that shit, you know what I mean like we want to see like something villains We want to see what is well What is it rationalization? Wrestling is real Wrestling has been proven to be completely and utterly real from start to finish triple H Truly was a horrible villain who hurt people that's good motivation to use throughout life You saw how successful that guy became being a real human being inflicting real injuries on people EDP's a genius you might know this better than me Andrew obviously you grew up with wrestling Yeah, was there a heal Like a wrestling character that was a legitimate legitimate pedophile The closest we ever got to that and so no the closest we ever got was a guy named beaver cleavage Who's entire stick was he would come out to the ring with his really hot mom and basically insinuated he wanted to fucker all the time So that's kind of a close up of a file. Yeah, that's the opposite But but that's kind of the closest we ever got and what I what I would say to that and why that never happened because wrestling Definitely did have degenerate stuff Wrestling is very strongly rooted in the south Southern America like if you look at old WWE footage you'll see Confederate flags flying in the stands constantly So if you did stuff that was like Objectifying women or being racist they loved it, but I can't imagine doing pedophile stuff would go over well I think that's the same anyway I think that's just a sad thing Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, go over to Japan and tell me that to my face. Yeah, that's true. He has a point. Yeah, I'm in America I'm in America. Well, yeah, but whatever Yeah, all right, so He talks about high school. Do you guys ever even like think about high school and the relationships? I try not to Yeah, right like at some point you move on like I don't think about any of the girls I knew in high school when it was like 17 but edp held on edp is still obsessed with the stupid dumb bitch slate stacey cunt whore Martha So in high school, I tried to talk to girls here and there, but it just wasn't fucking working more specifically. I tried talking to Martha um She basically led me the fuck on she Let me hug her. This is your fault. Martha's with me. You're 35 low key. She was talking to somebody else This was almost 20 years ago when she broke it off with me. I was so hurt Um, I went home I ran up the stairs. I was crying. Is this also the comments were like can you imagine your first acting role being edp? You play a pedophile you play a pedophile is a moment that he became a pedophile Uh In my fucking pillow. I was legitimately fucking hurt like I felt crushed inside, you know, yes everyone's been broken up with before what the fuck And I knew I knew in that moment the only recourse I had was to try to fuck children. It was the only way Be triple age. All right, listen to this line. Triple age would have been like it's time to play the game and fuck that kid You look what he's doing. He's shifting the blame onto wwe and wrestling Vince minute command or whatever the fuck He's maybe it's all those people And it was trouble. Yes, I bitch that broke up with him during high school Yes, yeah, that's what let down this path Um, oh, listen to basically showed me The women ate shit Yeah, children are where it's at play Holy shit, he's big twice about it. He's he's very fat So I was I was corrected by the chat. He's not 35. He's 42 making this story even more pathetic Oh, is this AI summary wrong. I think so 42. He's 42. Yeah. No, he's 35 1990. Yeah, 35 or 42 Fuck doesn't matter doesn't matter at this point. He's too old. He's like 20 years. Yeah Way tooled um So I'm glad you mentioned that he's big where's that big? Why do you still use euphemisms? Who get caught? He's fucking fat And you know what Jackson? Come down come down guy You're getting fed at the road big it It's just as offensive dammit. All right, how did he pick his username? Sitting down one day I remember sitting down one day and um, I wanted to make a porn related YouTube name and so I'm just sitting there. I literally just got off a fucking porn hub I sort of died and um, I went to go I'm a clicked on creating account and it said What do you want your username to be and I'm like huh I typed in eat that pussy right and I was like whoa Well, I gotta come up with some type of numbers, you know what I mean at first. I started you know, you know what I mean? Doesn't fucking sound right What a riveting story What is he literally anything? He's going somewhere hold on I got up. I went to go away myself at that kind of time. I was 445 pounds And I'm like There it is Eat that pussy 445 I didn't know that lore Wow, eventually he goes by edp 600 now I like I like that the documentary is trying to make him super epic and cool when he's a guy that tried to fuck children That's a really good choice. I mean, I know the documentary is going for is making the joke. Yes, but is it It still feels weird. I agree with you address still feel fucking weird. It's a weird choice, but all right Again, I have not watched this so I'm probably seeing these out of context. I will admit that but people have a lot of issues with like Chris Hansen and his investigations and also like the YouTube Predators YouTube Predator catches and stuff But for some reason as soon as it's turned into the entertainment in the form of a Mike clumb documentary like this They give it a pass. I don't understand why people I'm more angry at like Chris Hansen and his investigations which actually do lead to because Entertainment always outweighs people's principles that has been a true statement for god knows how many fucking decades forever That's awesome. a butt off the joke. It makes it easier to get away with when he's obviously the clown like Chris Chan. Here, look at my notes. Oh, here he mentions, so this is kind of a minor thing, but here he mentions that he started chatting up children. Mine I think because I am so good at puns. I didn't even mean that one. But he mentions he's so stark for attention and that's why he started talking to children. He started through all of the fucking excuses, man. Yes, but the thing is that he mentions that he's he was start for attention right after he mentions how he blew up on YouTube to get more than four million or three million subscribers. Yeah, he would have had tons of like chicks started themselves at it. Yeah, look at the attention. What do you mean? Like millions of people are watching you? I didn't give a fuck, you know what I mean? At that point time, I was willing to do whatever the fuck I had to do to get some sort of attention. Fucking face right then in there. You fucked up because now something bad is about to happen. You know what I mean? He kept control of it. So he texted the girl. Hey, wait, wait, I'm sorry. Part one of the documentary is called like the history of EDP and then part two is just plainly called sex with a 13 year old. Holy shit, that escalated. They didn't. So they interview the main guy who, not the main guy, but the person who initially started the beef with EDP on YouTube and exposed some of these chat messages on Instagram. And he was just curious talking. I just thought this line was funny. Cold Raven. He is a chocolate hippopotamus and I like this split as fucking skull. I've been having these feelings for quite some time because he's a manipulative line pretentious. This in January's flip flopping piece is shit. He has no balls. Yeah. No, I think there's an ulterior motive here because he's got all the Baltimore Ravens rep and EDP has all the sea hogs rep. Was it the sea hocks? Oh, great. I guess make this. No, what was he? I'm blanking what? Eagles, the Eagles, the Eagles. I think it's the Ravens versus the Eagles beef here. My friends, I think there's more. Nothing to do with pedophilia or no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they have priorities. They're sports fans. They have their they have their credibility. Well, he was handed this on a silver platter then. How much better can it get for you than having a sports rivalry? And then you find out that your opponent is a fucking pedophile. You can expose that. Perfect. Okay. So after this, the documentary, so they introduced this guy and then they introduced Alex Rosen, whom you may know from the predator poachers YouTube channel where they basically do the chrysanthemum stick. And Alex Rosen explains, well, we found out about this guy and then we made a decoy channel. And they go through some of the initial conversations that he and his team had with EDP. By the way, a lot of these texts are going to sound familiar Jackson because we have ret these on criminally stupid. If you remember, yeah, I remember we did the episode on him actually. Yeah, you're right. Yes, we did. And in our profile, we had that we were 13 years old. Oh, we reached out to him. We just say hi. I'm a big fan. And he says, Hey, I like how they gave the little girl voice and then it's Alex Rosen's beard also. So why did they make EDP Satan in this part? That was a weird call. That was a weird casting choice because it's funny. I remember I remember what happens now. Oh my God. And then Alex Rosen slowly transforms into this little girl as he's talking to EDP and his big, bushy beard morphs into a little ponytail. Why are you so funny? If I keep a wheel on his. That's why. And then two days later, he mentioned you lose the word completely out of the blue and picks up the conversation. Hello, what are you doing? Nothing. All of a sudden, he smooth. I don't know if I told you. That makes up you in about 99% of my note, pussy, good fucking. I remember reading these lines and Jackson was making me read them. He has such an ingrate. He hates his fucking audience. That's the issue. He's just like an actual like 12 year old edge voice boys, boys, fellas, fellas. It can be both. It can be both of those things. It can be both. Can I hear that again? He's like, why would you say that in line six of a conversation with someone you just met and after you just learned their 13? What possesses you to do that? A note pussy, good fucking fan base. Oh my God. The resentment is gripping off of that line. Why did he think that's like smooth? The little like a pickup line. Yeah. Yeah, sure. I always wanted to get to know someone. Your audio track was slowing down. We got to redo it. We got to re record it. We're choice. It kind of goes to sexual stuff. Wish I could hug you to warn you up. When and where? Someday soon at the park. Why they give him a super nice hat? Why is he like in a hall market? Yeah, he's in room. That's a that's a YouTube buddy. Yeah, I guess. Probably to be honest. Yeah, honestly, maybe wherever you're coping with. And that eventually he just full wants a listening sex. But you want to do anything else? You mean like sex or something? Me? Would that be bad? We can, but only when you're ready. It's like the start of an R&B song. What the fuck? It's really bad. They gave that narrator the smoothest voice for him for some reason. That was pretty good. Okay, here's more. Listen, I know your mind's growing. I want to play a game. It's a fact naked black. But in his doorway, that looks like it's leading to hell and he's coming out. This is like the dude. This is like a new A24 horror movie. It really does look like an A24 movie holy shit. His resting is man. It's on his arms. Fuck itself. You're starting to develop. That's why I agreed to this. What is that? Why did I respond to a 13 year old desperation, isolation, loneliness, it's boring as fuck. You have nothing going on. You don't even know how to talk to a fucking girl. If you watch the try to roll first, everything tastes the wrong way to you with China. Okay. Thank you for explaining that, ADP. You need some sort of excitement in your fucking life. So to say fucking it went along with it. You're so loud. He would have got excitement from an adult. And even have me churkin off. That's hot. Can I see? Explain for audio. It's so. It is literally just various shots of this big fat black actor sitting on pristine furniture in a house that renting no doubt leaving stains by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get marks all over the place. Better for that. So if you're just on audio, they're they films multiple reenactments, comedic reenactments of this just guy, this superflebbie man, taking photos of his phone for 13 year olds, nude photos. Oh wow. It's so big. And she's trying not to vomit. At the time me sending central pages to a 13 year old, I was fucking lonely and just not getting any fucking action, not getting fucking laid. How does he say? Well, this is not a jail to a girl of my age. How is he not jailed? They go. What the fucking shit show? Apparently, I think they said that the the poachers somehow fucked up the case or something. I don't have anybody ever reported them to the honest. I have no fucking clue. There is a segment. I don't know if I clip that I don't think. Oh, yeah, I do have clips. We'll get to it. Okay, so before we get to that, there's more gross virginity texting here. I'm gonna bend you over my table and just slide my cock inside you and slowly begin to take your virginity. Does this is thriller? What is this? This is like this is gratuitous. It really is. And then don't worry. So after this he blocks her, right? He decides like he has post-nail clarity. I imagine he blocks her. But then he unblocks her. You guys next time he gets horny predictably. And this time he's much, much more gentle in his tone as he's chatting to the 13 year old, which once again is Bushy Beard Big Bear Alex Rosen. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. give me for blocking you. I got scared. I hope you aren't upset. I'm sorry for not taking your feelings into this. Oh, that's right. So after every single time you would calm me, get post-nut clarity and block her, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm so sorry. Oh, sorry. Oh. Oh. So that is the texting saga. I think that he has apparently never told anyone before is that on his drive to see the girl to meet up with the girl to eat her pancakes. I don't know if that's a metaphor that he was like. No, it's not a metaphor. He's just that fat. No, yeah. The joke was, I think Alex Rasm was like, if you come out also, give you a cupcake. So something like that basically. So he thought he truly did think that there would be a comment in those messages. I see you, am I think. So oh, and anyway, he says on the way to the girl, he felt his mother's presence. What? Good. When I was driving to that location, my mom was a heavy smoker. She used to smoke, who was 100 degree pack. And so when I was driving there, of course, they're cool. I felt I smelt my mom's, the center for a cigarette coming from the back seat. That's something I never told anyone. I felt like my mom was me. I felt like my mom was with me watching over me. Is this a detail that changes everything? Like he's been holding this in. I felt like she was trying to tell me, don't go. I was thinking this up in my head, how the fuck is this going on? Go down. How am I going to act? What am I going to say? Like, warning us, fuck. Fuck the porn shit. You were just craving like human contact, you know what I mean? So. Then the day comes in Bakersfield. And that's when he's getting very, very nervous about everything. He agrees to come another way. We're just waiting at the jack in the box, you know, just kind of having a good. So good endorsement. Yeah. And then they show the bits of the actual recording of when he shows up and they are filming him and Alex Rosen is like, what the fuck are you doing here? And they're like, he's like, I'm here for cupcakes. Cupcakes only. Then he calls his attorney. So EDP goes home after the recording. And two days later, everybody on the internet is talking about him, right? He makes the front page of the Google news and whatnot and all of the YouTubers are like EDP, 445 got caught texting a minor, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then he's like, okay, I'm going to need an attorney. And then days pass after he retains an attorney. So he calls his attorney to be like, hey, so what's up? Like, what am I in trouble? I'm giving him a call. I'm like, everything cool. What the fuck? Like, should I be worried? He's on my-- Where are my cupcakes? He's like, I'm not a man. Just sit tight. Man, I know him going on. He has a little computer to where he can see if you're under investigation or anything like that. Was never under investigation. Yeah, they looked into-- Like, he paused it. Because-- Is EDP going to start arguing that the criminal system is like defunct in the law enforcement agency? Didn't do their job properly? Is he going to claim that he's texting money is being wasted because they didn't investigate him? He takes it as a dunk, yes, here. Watch your go. Good old Alice Rosen, right? Because he decided to fuck up and botched this goddamn sting operation so badly. There's nothing that they could do. So as much as they want to write all this fucked up shit about me online, and I should be in jail, prison, felon. I should be on the sex offenders list and all this bullshit. Guess what, bro? I'm a free man, bitch. [LAUGHS] This is so retarded. Yeah, look here on the head. It's a montage of him holding the flag and bald eagles and guns. He's shooting the dogs. He's shooting the chat logs, a binder of a printout of the chat logs between him and the girl. He's also wearing a Trump hat as well. Backwards. You must mention because he's that fucking cool. They probably met at the islands. And then I think hold on, my clume here, it like smash cuts to this attorney as EDP is bragging that he's a free man. There's definitely a chance that he faces criminal prosecution. I think what he's doing now by quite frankly doing this documentary, it's just a stupid fucking idea. Yeah, that's something I'm scoring up. It's like the, he, he, I don't know if he's unaware of that knowledge or if he's like some reason that he's challenging it doesn't care, but he's poking his favorite. He was the worst fucking thing he could have ever agreed to. He is poking his sleeping bear. Yeah, actually, loading that he's getting away with it. Is there statute of limitations? Where does he go? I don't think so. I don't think this is statute. It's a statute. What did he say, Andrew? It's a Nevada on it. Nevada statute. I saw sexual offenses. I thought sexual offenses didn't have a statute of limitations. Notations for a fat, all the man to chat up a 13 year old sexually online. How many years? There's got to be statute of limitations unless I don't know. I mean, his lawyer, man, would you not have checked with a lawyer like, hey, should I do this interview? 20 years. 20 years. Well, that's sort of an actual assault like physical, I guess. I don't know about online. Nevada eliminated the civil statute of limitations for a child sexual abuse through legislation. So he can be sued at any time with no deadline. I'm at online chats like the catcher predator. Oh, and Kaya, make sure you put, it's not about you. It's about some one of your friends, someone you know. His name is Andrew and he's black now. Please, for the sake of God now. Oh, my God, spit it out, bitch. Well, you know, I'm still doing more research than a EDP has been doing, I suppose. But yeah, I don't know. So at some point, my clue also called the like local office, the local sheriff's office and whatever, like the local prosecutor and stuff to ask for comments like, hey, yeah, actually, why is he not? Why has he not been prosecuted for this? Why is he making fun of everybody on the documentary? It literally says it in the documentary. Where? Okay, tell me then. I didn't pay attention to every piece of text, dammit. At the end. Oh, okay. Anyway, last clip, and I did not clip this whole segment. I just clip the intro. They introduced Crosanson. And if you guys want, we can continue this documentary, and a full watch party for criminally stupid or I can keep clipping it. I guess next week, I don't know. So here's the, you said it's a little bombastic Andrew, right? It's a little sensational. All right. I want to hear how you feel about this one, okay? Okay. This 32 guy wants to spend a Sunday afternoon. There's only one other person I could think to call. They show Chris Hansen like he's the second coming of Jesus. Yeah, yeah, this is cringe. I'm sorry, but this is cringe. I'm trying to have a seat. Chris he's fat. Why did you show up? Surprise the chair didn't collapse. They make him. Chris Hans is not. Chris Hans is not that fat. Guys come on. He's looking a little bit of white. Da, da, da, da. He was looking fat. This meeting. So now EDP is meeting Chris Hansen. Chris really furthers the idea that this is the without a doubt most phenomenally stupid thing EDP could ever think of doing. When this documentary approached him, he should have immediately been like, no, no, comment. Not doing this by no. Why the fuck? Yeah, I mean, like he literally did get away with it. Basically, it seemed like, I know he's just reinvented like, again, he's poking the sleeping bed. Exposure and money, I guess. I don't know if my clue paid him or what. Apparently, oh, yeah, absolutely. The comments, not the comments. Sorry, the video description says that all of the proceeds from the video are going to go to some charity that works with like abuse children or something like that. So that's nice. Which is good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I want to, I want to also clarify that my critique of how it's filmed and presented does not at all parallel my critique of the subject matter. I'm glad this is being exposed and told the people and getting what four million views and three days, like all of this is a good thing. I'm shitting on the style of it all, but the actual subject matter, I think I think the subject matter is a very good thing that they are doing. It feels a little bit trashy, but at the same time, we do a show called criminally stupid. So you know, I think that's what I'm saying. you do it a show called Kermit at least do it. I don't we all do it. No, no, no, but that's I'm not. Andrew is exactly to produce the road. Fuck, I forgot. I don't feel insane saying that from the 30 minutes I did watch, I thought the cinematography was very amusing. It's a very well made documentary so far that I've seen and I'm not going to be shamed for, oh, you're taking the subject matter too lightly. Well, there's like millions of girlies doing TikTok dances about Epstein eating babies touching themselves to it and to true crime slop. I don't feel bad at all. In my opinion, that's not the same intention. When people do the Epstein stuff, they are explicitly meaming. Oh, look, big popular topic, catchy headline, horrific subject matter, funny reaction. This, this in my mind, unless I'm mistaken, based on the boogie documentary, which I did watch is meant to be a more serious introspective look at everything. So that's where I'm kind of getting this weird tonal whiplash of, is this a serious deep dive in the EDP? And if so, why all these like intentional over the top moments, you know, yeah, but it's it's semi serious. It's not meant to be a somber like 60 minutes. It's obviously not. The guy's having fun. He's playing the fricking whatever it called. The monkey's discovering the monolith in a space Odyssey music. Esprach, Irinum or whatever the fuck it's Latin. I think they're having some fun with it. I'm just saying like, okay, this era where true crimes literally just goons slop for women. Okay, it's fine. Whatever. We can laugh at EDP. It's fine. Let's not collect our pearls. No, I like punching pills. Okay. All right. Yeah. So I didn't watch it pass this. I just paused it and decided this would be more fun to watch as a watch along, I think. Okay, there you go. Great for now. One third in it. Like I said, the documentary is an hour and a half. This was 30 minutes. Mike Clume, check it out on his channel. I don't want to do the whole. I don't want to take views away from him like a react streamer. But thank you for making another documentary. Mike, you're welcome. I'm going to go. Yeah, I'll speak for him. No problem. I found a new subreddit. I found a new subreddit that's pretty funny if you want to read the post that I posted from the subreddit. It's a subreddit called r/girldinner diaries. And basically all it is is girls post pictures of their dinners and then spend an entire post ranting about something completely not relevant to the dinner at all. So they take a picture of dinner and then treat it as like a journal that like rare to about boys and stuff. And I've had a very funny post in there where it's basically about, do you want to just read it for Badam because it is funny? Guys, it sounds like the most women thing I've ever heard in my life. Let me pull it up. All right, so basically, you know how we get pissed off about all those like boss bitch girl characters in TV shows as such where like they're really strong and powerful but also sassy and they give and that the whole character trade is like they're not meant to be likeable or they're meant to be likeable but they're actually like extremely unlikable like really abrasive. I'll read this out loud and you guys tell me if this hits on the same kind of nerve. Okay, so quote, some of you may remember my last post about how my then boyfriend had suddenly begun to quote understand polyamory rolling ice emoji. Funny what kinds of personal discoveries a man can make when a new shiny toy decides she likes his company. Anyways, congratulations to the approximately 400 of you who told me to dump him. The council has been heard. He sent me a photo of him crying which has made me feel immensely better because yeah, I think you should feel bad and I've laughed looking at it because what the fuck? Also, special recognition to everyone who read my two posts about this man and immediately clocked it. Is he military? Because yes, yes he is. Somehow you'll knock that out of the park. Navy specifically, I don't know what kind of collective trauma informed pattern recognition is happening in this up in this subreddit, but apparently never trusted Navy man as today's lesson, which is fine by me. Unfortunately, quite literally not even 12 hours after becoming single. The men began their descent. I did not issue a press release. I did not update my relationship status. I did not like the beacons of gondor and yet somehow I was walking downtown with a cute guy around my age, scooted past me, turned around and came back to ask for my number tick and exes suddenly decided he'd very much like me to come visit him in Miami. This conversation has already deteriorated to the point where he asked me if I was ovulating. So that's going great. And because apparently we did a third horseman, a friend confessed that he's in love with me. Tick again. Also an old hinged match asked me out for drinks this week. Unfortunately, like my ex, he is an engineer. I'm growing weary of anyone in the engineering profession tick because his cheeks has exhaust. Oh my god. I can't believe all these men want to date me. This is my life sucks. Did I mention that now I have a suitor in my TikTok DMs asking for feet picks? Yeah, I think I'm good on that front. Yeah, that's totally legit. Also, don't worry. In a moment of tremendous emotional stability and excellent financial decision making, I hide an Etsy witch. I expected quote, he'll come back divine masculine twin flame or whatever. In fact, she essentially pulled three cars and told me, girl, what the fuck are you doing? Stop dating men for their potential and observe their actual behavior. End quote. So I don't know what to do with this information other than to bring it to you guys and talk about how exhausting it must be to be anyone who knows this woman. I get polyamory now. So this is humble bragging. Yeah, basically. So tedious. Yeah, my life is awesome and everyone wants to fuck me guys. Also, I'm friends with witches. No delving into ED behaviors, the smorphic beliefs or contempt for ED sufferers. No major trauma triggers. What I don't get is why not just fucking post this in like a slash relationships or something? What is this whole concept of his my dinner and now I'm going to read about my relationship troubles? So I'm going to come in here and I'm just going to make this statement. I think this is a thing for women. I don't think we'll ever understand. But I think this whole thing exists to form a specific, comforting community for women, where the idea is they're like, oh, we're doing these reants alongside our dinner. It's like a little kitschy thing. You know, I don't think any part of this subreddit was ever going to be about the dinner and any capacity is my boy. But I was there for the dinner. They're losing the Jackson audience. You were there for the woman posting a picture of a cut up cantaloupe with a fork. Yeah, I like to see what we would have if it did ramen. Clearly microwave ramen. Dinner. I know what it looks like when girls make dinner. This is just fucking pathetic. And the girl dinner meme is about like girl failures who don't need to eat because they're small. So they just drink like a monster energy drink instead of eating dinner or have a cigarette. That's the girl that they deck it out and they decorate their cutesy little like a charcuterie board of Jesus and the blue. Oh, yeah, love this stuff. Not this lazy fucking. Yeah, this is man dinner. What the fuck am I looking at? It's just a bunch of sausage. I think that's a bachelor dinner. I think this subreddit is just poorly named. I think it's more so, oh, let's talk while I have dinner now that I have a picture of food, I can post it with my conversation. Yeah, but I don't get it because like if you just go to our slash relationships that post that I would agree with you anyway. And they don't break up with the guy. You're not you're not listening to me, Jackson. It's for women relationships is open. This is a subreddit for women to talk to women. That's the whole stick. This you will never understand this because you're not a woman. This is like one of the most women's social things I've ever seen. I'm sorry, man. What are you king of the women? This is the unfunny version of kitchen cells, which I think we've talked about before, right? No, I don't know what's what's the girl that bullied me during all my high school years is now a therapist omelet food get double over the fuck you. It's just like hyper depressing titles, but just like aha, life sucks. I got run over by a woman while riding my bike. And the first thing I did after limping back home and taking a shower was violently beating my dick thinking about her macaroni pasta. So really I was wrong. The guy version is wake all the gay the guy versus wake all of the women stuff. Yeah, because you're a guy. No, I like women stuff. I like shot cutery balls. It's not a one thing. It is. I'm turning into Don V. Welcome to something morning. I'm still five foot nine new spread. New spread is really funny. I'll give them news spread. That's really funny. That's so good. Yeah. Holy shit. From my family, now I'm not allowed inside in the house again. Fuck my lonely cat cell life. And it's a joke because it's a dead mouse that is cat brought. My biology professor used me as an example of inferior genetics because I was short. Love that. I don't know what the like candy. Those are smart. Those look like smart. I'm in the end so red bull and an unpeeled six takes it's a cheese sandwich featuring the plastic wrapper on the cheese This is my kind of thing. I love this. This is great. Yeah, cuz you're an insult a little bit Yeah, I asked my high school biology teacher out on a date the day I turned 18 via her steam account she blocked me lemon chicken gnauchi Yeah, cuz you're a fucking idiot Yeah This is way better and for man today after months of deliberate deliberation I finally asked the girl out she sent a skull emoji screenshot it and blocked me now do me favor Do me favor click into the post click into the house Yeah, I read in there was it just straight to the point if there's not then that No, right point Yeah, not anything Not even anything Yes, this is this proves my point Jackson. That's why you won't understand the other one Kitchen sells is for men and girl dinner diaries is for women. They are the same exact concept which is I'm gonna go on I'm reading while eating my dinner and rant about my problems one is for men one is for women It's that's yeah, but the mid-automatic. That's the difference like that It's hot and mad and mad door Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, and relationships Relationships is different. It's a different atmosphere and it's for both genders It's obvious. I can explain it very easy. Men have a sense of humor Make this cake to celebrate six months on heroin. No woman to love a creature like me But this feels great anyways. That's kind of awesome. I really like this summer I've never seen this. This is great. I was playing online chess with someone who had a girl username each time I would make a bad move she would insult me on chat which got me hard. She was actually a he Egg on egg not on the pan The Holy shit Guys are awesome guys are all guys rule themselves apparently women's stock my right guys Let's make that the title of the show. What does that say? Good one. We were taught a chimpsle life Yeah, felt my fucking drivers test today. I'm 26 years old. I can't hold a job. I can't get late I can't even drive. I don't deserve flavors and it's a He's eating white bread and only egg whites hard boiled Sky rocks. This is amazing. This really these two subreddit should be the fucking subject of a college thesis Incredible incredible looks into the difference of the male and female psyche. This is insane Fuck all the women having the worst times of their lives and ran to endlessly web-pad with like a picture of delicious looking food and this is like Well, no, it's really funny is a lot of the women rants are I just got a message from a third guy today, and I don't want to date him anyway Then I went to the convenience store and they were out of my favorite flavor of monster me well The man wants her like I tried to fuck my high school teacher and she said no so I'm killing myself look at my pizza Look at my egg that I dropped the floor Girl friend because I'm a boy. I am oh my god. I was right drop my meatballs Yeah, girlfriend left me cause a autistic drop my meatballs. Oh my stupid life This is so good. I lick this can't tune out to imagine what it feels like to eat pussy Oh, EDP I get it. It's coming back. Oh, that was brutal go out go up. That was brutal go up the uh Oh, my mom's boyfriend is young. Let me oh That's where you fuck the boyfriend to a certain dominance anyway This podcast is just boiled down to a scrolling subreddit, and that's terrible So let's do something anyway. Men are better. It's bad. They're funny But people can't see them. This is an audio show How is about the titles? That's true. I mentioned bad to be fair to be fair. Yeah, they just about the titles for this one. You're right. You're right It's a really poorly made burrito that's not even a burrito. He like layered four things No woman would give me a chance so I installed grinder and had my first time with a man. I hated it exel burrito I never mind. I just read it every episode. Never mind. How do you know? No, you're gonna hate it Oh god Dude's rock. Yeah Also, I would like to draw your attention to the fact that there is no fucking rules on this one. There's no long-egging saying like no ED talk no body gaming No guys don't give a fuck Holy shit, that's why we're awesome The prostitute refused me And he's eating what seems to be a mash of Mexican rice pepperonis and green beans. It's macarol fillet Oh, oh, he's worse. That is kind of gross. Yeah, all right Go at Let's uh, let's wrap there. I gotta go eat dinner Okay, let's wrap there. Okay Now we'll do a we'll do a full watch along of ADP next week to make up for it Or one time back. All right. Okay. Thank you guys. Thank you very much. Uh, we'll see you next time. Bye Bye (upbeat music)