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What's going on guys? It's your boy's group here back again with another video Hope you guys are all having an absolutely fantastic day. I know I am if you are be sure to press the like but otherwise No joke no scam a homeless man that you're trying to be nice to will try to fight you in a nice hotel and get all of you Kicked out while screaming something about boxing Jesus. Yeah, that was a very specific niche But as you guys can tell from the title and thumbnail That's basically what we're gonna be talking about today So I know for a fact you guys are gonna enjoy it anyways guys. My name is scrubby the story time dude And today I have a pretty good story for you guys So yeah without further ado, let's get into it basically I live in Las Vegas people who watch my channel a lot Probably know that and I had a friend who had come into town from out of the country all right It's a youtuber. I don't think he's like announced that he was on vacation or anything So I'm not gonna leak his identity But all you got to know is that a friend of mine from the UK was here and when people come to Vegas They tend to want to go see the strip and go do crazy party stuff and and all that nonsense So I was kind of like yeah for shootered no problem. We can head down to the strip There's there's no problem with that at all and the strip is basically this block of hotels skyscrapers on either side Where you can basically like party. It's a party block. It's like imagine skyscrapers the size of a New York office building Just down on either side of you with nothing but parties going on it's a pretty good time and We were at one of these hotel resort type of things and my friend smokes. I don't smoke cigarettes I think it's kind of gross no offense to my friend is watching this But your breath's gonna smell like stank in your breath stinks Regardless but I'm not a smoker, but he wanted to smoke so outside of these hotels They have like a little smoking area with an ashtray and everything and he asked if I would just come stand with them And obviously I'm not gonna tell my friend who came here from England No, you idiot. You better go stand there alone. You little peasants. So I'm like yeah sure whatever We're on the strip. We're having a good time. Everything's just chillax or sure You know I'll go I'll go stand outside with you while you're smoking and whereby this pretty Upscale hotel resort thing. I'll just say where we were. We're like standing outside of the Bellagio Which is one of the nicer hotel resort areas on the strip and if you don't know what that is that's fine But for those of you that do that that's that's the context so we're standing around this ashtray thing and he's smoking a cigarette and we're just talking Having a conversation. Just I don't even know what we were talking about specifically. We're just talking about nonsense the way friends do So as we're standing here and he's smoking his cigarette a homeless guy walks up to us and starts like digging through the ashtray for Looking for like a leftover cigarette that has anything left on it that way he can smoke it and if you're desperate enough to be trying to You know smoke a used cigarette you're probably going through a pretty rough time. So my friend You know seeing it and me and him just sitting there having a conversation says here man pulls a cigarette out of his packet of cigarettes and gives it to the homeless guy So the homeless guy Start smoking the cigarette and it's just talking to us as my friends is winding down and he's like yeah Thank you so much you guys are nice guys where you from so I'm like, oh, yeah I was born and raised here my friends like oh my I'm from the UK. We look like Harry Polta So we're just having a conversation come to find out this guy's homeless He starts telling us how hard it is to find nice people and how most people are pretty mean to him because it's Homeless and like that's that sounds rough. I feel like obviously this guy fell upon hard times That's why he's out here trying to do these things. He starts talking to us about how he hasn't eaten in a few days and I've got a Pretty big heart like I feel bad for the guy, you know, so I'm like, hey, man Look we're about to come to dinner. Why don't you come with us? He was pretty chill at this point. We've been having a normal conversation for about five minutes or so and nothing seems Incredibly out of the ordinary and I'm like, why don't you come meet with us? It's on me all by dinner You don't have to worry about it. He's like wow, that's so sweet. Thank you so much. No red flag so far, right? Like other than the fact that he's a homeless guy upon rough times I'm thinking hey, I'll do something nice, you know We'll have a good time. We'll make a new friend every single beach show That's what I thought at the time things ended up working out a bit differently So after those two finish up their cigarettes we start walking back towards the hotel, right? And this should have been a red flag as we get closer me and my friend walk in but the the like person by the door Like it was it wasn't a security guard, but it was somebody that was just kind of keeping an eye on things coming in and out goes Hey, he's not allowed in here. He's banned and we're like oh, okay in retrospect That should have been a red flag to get banned from the Belagio You probably have to do some pretty crazy stuff like places in Vegas tend to see some pretty extreme partying So if you've been banned from a hotel, that's pretty extreme But at the moment we had been talking to him. He seemed normal and we're like oh, okay, whatever So we go to a different hotel we ask him what he want and he said he wanted a burger He was an older guy and I was like well, I know there's a fifties diner at this one hotel basically on the edge of the strip So we can uber there right and more they're like, yeah, sure So we uber and we walk into this fifties diner and it's it's themed like the fifties everything shaped like the fifties and the guys like Ah, sick Thank you so much. So we get a seat and he's like hey, do you guys mind if I drink and I'm like well We're not 21 so we can't buy anything for you So I'm sorry, but no like I can't I'm not 21. I can't buy it. Sorry nothing I can do about it And he's like oh, okay, so we're sitting down at this table in this fifties restaurant, right? It's full of families, but there's obviously some empty tables every now and then where people had gone and it's Vegas So there's drinks on these tables and after I tell him no and we're not 21 He like rolls his eyes gets up and goes over to a table that was now empty right like where people had gone And there's a half empty beer there and he just starts chugging it like it's a half-empty thing a beer And he just starts drinking it and look I'm all for like, you know Hey, let's have a good time, but I ain't trying to get nobody else's drink in my mouth the last thing I want is a backwash half-drinking thing of beer in Las Vegas to be like going down my goal it right so me and my friend Kind of look at each other and we're like this is crazy and he chugs it as fast as humanly possible and comes back to us Right and me and my friend have locked eyes at this point We're kind of like this is going to get out of control We can tell because if he's that desperate to you know be feeling that type of way where he's gonna go drink half-drinking things from other people's tables This is just gonna get a little bit out of control And you know maybe our idea of being nice wasn't that nice and maybe the fact that he was banned from a casino on the Las Vegas strip Should have also been a sign that something was a little bit off here So he finishes that one looks at the other table sees that there's two other half-empty ones as well and sucks Those puppies down as fast as possible so at this point in the last 30 seconds He's now gone through two and a half empty like He had a pretty fair amount to drink at a very short period of time I don't know the exact amount but he comes back to us right and he goes man That was pretty good I can tell what food they ate because of you know the taste of the beers that I drank and I'm like hold on You're telling me that those people were such gross drinkers There was a notes backwash in each one for you to taste and distinguish which meal they had had and he's like Yeah, which is extra gross bro that means that at one point you were drinking somebody else's drink went man They sure spit a lot in this oh well and just kept drinking right so that's that's gross already things are definitely a little bit Bizarre but our waitress hasn't even come yet by the way so like this is only the first minute of us being here And me and my friend are just kind of like well this this is different I've never gone out to dinner and seen this before but like I said he's just a homeless guy Maybe he's on a rough time I don't know I don't know so I'm like whatever that's weird. I won't tell a story about that It's just weird but me and my friend are like this is an experience as a good story right so at this point though We're kind of realizing we might have made a mistake and like if this guy gets out of hand man We might be seen as kind of responsible for it. He ubered here with us. He's he's with us. We're at the same table We're kind of like uh-oh, but our waitress walks over and she's this younger girl. She's probably About me and my friend's age to like 2021 and the homeless man is older like I at least 65 But you know living on the streets doesn't do much for your beauty So he looks like he could be a solid 80. He doesn't have many teeth. He's a homeless man Like I'm not trying to degrade his appearance. I'm not flaming him for it But that's what he looks like right and so this young girl maybe 2021 22 comes over and she's like Hi, how are you guys doing today and my me and my friend are like good She's like what can I get you me and my friend order peacefully, right? We're kind of like oh, yeah, I could have a burger with a milkshake like this this whole thing, you know Our standard order whatever you order at a burger place of that makes sense and then she looks at our friend and our friend You know it gives her a big toothless grin because he doesn't have teeth and he goes I don't know what I want to eat, but all I know is that I want your phone number baby You can't be that good looking in here and then reaches out in like Smacks the girl on her butt and you know you want to be gross and drink trash beer off other people's tables That's on you bro. Those are the diseases that gonna go into your mouth But I draw the line at you harassing this waitress who's just trying to do her job, right? So I say yo bro, that's not cool like you need to go like I'm like dog. We're done We're not eating dinner with you anymore like I'm cool with whatever, but you don't get to just this poor girl Just trying to do her job, dude like you're not you're not gonna make her uncomfortable at her job to be a creeper So I apologize to her and I'm like I'm so sorry like we we found him as I were trying to do the right thing And she's like she's speechless because obviously she was not expecting any of that to go down either, right? So I'm like yeah, no, that's done and me and my friend get up and go to leave right we're like we're like we're done We're not hanging out with this guy. We're so sorry. We leave we leave a fat tip because we're like this is just uncomfortable We don't really know what to do, right? Like I don't know what I've never been in the situation before I'm not an expert So I think that the best thing to do is to just apologize We're not with them and me and him are gonna leave and if this guy wants to stay nass on him But I'm not paying for somebody's dinner who's gonna do that to people like I'm just not down to To be around somebody that does that type of stuff, right? And I guess that this really sets him off because he gets up in my face and starts telling me how dare I try to tell him what he can and can't do and like I'm just like the rest of society, a big jerk who's never down to help anyone but myself, yada yada yada, which first of all, I was about to buy you dinner. I don't understand how that makes me the bad guy. Like I was about to pay for your dinner and take you to a nice meal 'cause you said you have an eaten in three days and then you had to go start drinking garbage beer and hit on our waitress for no reason. I don't know how I'm the bad person. And also, yes, I'm gonna tell you what you can and can't do because we're trying to harass some poor girl just trying to do her job looking like toothless the dragon. Yeah, dude, like that's not cool and it wouldn't be cool even if you like, that's just not cool. You picking up what I'm putting, like I'm not down with that. I wouldn't let anybody treat somebody else like that. I'm just not that like, no, you don't get to harass our waitress and then be acting mad that I'm the one who's saying we're done here. Like that's not how this works, right? And so he starts saying I'm gonna fight you, I'm gonna fight you and I should have been like, no, we shall not fight, that is bad. But at this point, I've seen him disrespect this. Girl, he's disrespecting me, he's causing a scene, he's ruining all these people tonight and I'm basically, it was like, all right, let's go. Let's fight right now, dude, you're 65 and I just watched you drink all that in like 30 seconds. There's no way you're in shape, there's no way you're in a right state of mind. Let's go, let's throw down, bro. And so at this point, the security is starting to like come in from the other part of the casino and try to break this up, right? And so I'm getting ready to go down. Our waitress is still standing there flabbergasted because she doesn't know what's going on. And that's when he just starts screaming when security gets there. I thought Jesus, I'm gonna rematch Jesus in a boxing match next Saturday. Me and God fought him because he was lying to us about the devil and you're Jesus and I'm gonna fight you. It like just starts going off about how apparently he's fought Jesus, him and God like beat up Jesus. You know, Jesus was just chilling there and God was like, yeah, you gotta fight this homeless dude from Las Vegas. Like, he starts going off and he's like, if I can fight Jesus, then I can fight you because I know you have pieces of Jesus in you and I'm like, I'm part Jesus, what? Like my mom didn't tell me that, bro. I thought my grandma was from Germany, not God. Like crazy stuff going on. So he's freaking out. Security walks in, obviously we're all making a scene. So they're like, you guys all gotta go, which is fair. I'm like, I say sorry again to the waitress. She's like, it's fine. We get taken outside in the entire time. We're getting escorted out. He's still screaming, I'm gonna fight Jesus. I'm gonna fight Jesus. The guy is pretty bent on fighting Jesus at this point, right? So the entire time, he's still screaming about how he's gonna fight Jesus and apparently I am now Jesus and he's going to fight me, which thanks for the compliment man, but I don't think I'm that great. So we get outside, right? And we all get escorted out. They take us out to different exits, but we can see him from the exit that we get escorted out of. And he starts walking over to us and my friends like, oh great, bro, here we go. We'll just have to scrap this man, man. We're gonna have to scrap him. And I'm like, oh, really? Like, please don't come over here, bro. Like, I just don't. Just don't. I don't want to like have to fight this old dude. I don't, I don't want to, but like, hey, you know, if it's, if the options are you're gonna keep harassing this poor waitress or we're throwing down. Like we're throwing down. I gotta do what I gotta do, you know? I gotta do the right thing. So he walks over to us and just looks me. And he's staring at me. And he's staring at me for a while. And I'm like, can I help you? And he goes, yeah, where are we going to eat, guys? What's going on? Like, you know, no, you can we go back to your house? Can I sleep on your couch tonight? And I'm like, what? And he goes, yeah, I mean, that was a little crazy. But hey, everybody gets mad every now and then, you know? And he goes to shake my hand. And I'm like, nah, dog, like you're not, you're not gonna sleep on my couch. You just told me that you're gonna fight Jesus. And God is telling you that you have permission to box Jesus. And you expect me to let you sleep on my couch next to my kitchen in my bedroom where you're gonna, I'm gonna wake up with you standing over the top of me with a watermelon before you bash my head with it. No, you're not spending the night in my house. And he's like, okay, well, where are we going to dinner? Like, dude, you just tried to fight me. You literally just tried to fight me. What are you talking about? And he's like, well, can you at least give me some money then? So that way I have something to do tonight. I'm like, no, you just tried to fight me at a harassed our waitress. I'm not gonna pay you to go out and have a good time. Like, what do you mean? And he just goes, ah, you guys are jerks. I thought you guys were cool and he storms off. And as he storming off, he turns back and he flips us off and he's like, people these days. People these days, me? I'm the crazy person, bro. Yeah, I wonder how that goes down. So all I did was smack this waitress's butt. Next thing I know, that guy said it was wrong and then he wouldn't let me sleep on his couch. What type of crap is that? And all of his friends were like, yeah, dude, that is crazy, that is crazy, man. He should have let you sleep on his couch. Like, no, bro. And so after that, me and my friend will go back to the Bellagio and have ourselves a peaceful dinner and we're sitting there eating. And my friends just pretty quiet. I'm like, yeah, that was crazy. We're talking about it, we're laughing. But he gets really quiet and he goes, is that pretty common in Las Vegas? And I'm like, ah, you know, I've lived here 20 years. I've seen my fair share of crazy things. That is the craziest thing I've ever experienced in Vegas. Like because of Vegas. I've experienced crazier things, but it's ever been like, you know, chilling on the strip and then some homeless guy walks up that you think is really cool. And next thing, you know, he's screaming that he's gonna fight Jesus and getting you guys escorted out of a casino, you know? No, that is not a daily thing. So yeah, that's the guy that's gonna fight Jesus. Jesus, if you're watching this, you know, be on the lookout. Apparently this dude is a very crazy. He's trying to throw down. Moral, the story is, maybe don't be nice to people. I don't know. This all started because I wanted to be nice. So yeah, I'm taking the L for that one. On that note, though, guys, head over to G Fuel. Use code scrubby for 30% off all purchases. I would greatly appreciate it. Other than that, don't get anyone praying if you do make sure they are hot today's notification. Shout out, goes to fainted.tweeds. Big shout out to you. You have a funny account. Follow me on Instagram. Send me proof of your notifications on and hopefully I'll see you guys tomorrow with another video. This has been your boy Scrubby, and I'll see you guys next time. I'm out. Peace. What's going on, guys? It's your boy Scrubby here. Back again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great day. I know I am, and today I've got a subscriber story for you all that was sent in about something that I haven't talked about in a bit, which is a rich spoiled kid getting absolutely obliterated, but by himself. I've talked about self-snitching on some of my other channels before, but this guy really snitched on himself and ended up screwing himself over. But regardless, it was right up my alley, so I figured I would make a video on it. Before we get into it, though, be sure to press the like, but otherwise no joke, no scam whatsoever. You are going to be in a situation like this guy where you get yourself basically held back. Yeah, definitely not cool, press the like button. Anyways, the person who sent this in, I guess, went to a private school, and whenever you're at a private school, you tend to have to deal with a lot of kids, whose parents have a lot of money, and when parents have a lot of money, for some reason the kids tend to be a little douchey about it. And this guy's particular private school, I guess most of the kids were very, very cool, but there was one kid named Owen, who was awful about the fact that his parents were rich. He would literally walk around like calling people peasants if kids had beat up shoes, he would ask them why their parents just didn't buy them new ones. He just kind of went out of his way to make everybody like feel beneath him because of the fact that his parents had money, you know? And I've never really understood why people do this, bro. Like if you're not an adult, if you don't have a job, if your parents have money, you flexing it doesn't actually matter because we all know it's not your money. Like, ooh, watch out, your parents work really hard, good for you, you know? Anyways, he was constantly flexing on everybody and bragging about stuff. And one of the things that he loved to brag about was the fact that his parents had paid for a tutor to like help him learn stuff, but they were paying him so much that he just ended up like doing all the work for him. That's right, he had gotten a tutor that was literally just doing all of his school work for him like all of the homework. And he was telling everybody about it. And honestly, that's probably not the best idea for the long term. Like you still have to take the test yourself so not knowing anything that's going on probably isn't worth it. And even then, bro, like let's say that whatever, it's worth it you already know all the information you don't wanna do it. If you have yourself a situation where you have a tutor that's doing all your work for you that your parents are paying for, maybe just maybe keep your mouth shut and keep that on the down low because that's a very useful situation you got going for yourself, you know? Like if something's going great for you, but you know you shouldn't be doing it, maybe don't go around telling the entire school. I know, I know, crazy life advice coming out of me here. It's just probably not a good idea to tell anyone with ears about the stuff that you're doing that's making your life way easier when everybody else is still having to do all of the work that you're bragging about avoiding. It just rubs people the wrong way, you know? And there was one teacher in particular at the school who really, really hated cheating. In the class was like a world history politics hybrid class thing so there was a lot of essays involved, long boring essays about like write five pages about what you would have done in this scenario, why is this history thing impactful? And I do personally love history but I can say writing five page essays consistently about topics you don't get to pick and choose is definitely not too fun. And you know, obviously everybody kind of hated doing these essays but he was always flexing about the fact that his tutor was writing them all for him. And you know, for some reason, because he had been doing it for most of the year, the teacher really wasn't too suspicious. The guy always got like a decent level A on his essays and so the teacher just thought he was really good at writing. And one day the teacher is kind of handing back essays and when she would hand back essays, they had that day to kind of discuss it. discuss their grade and talk about it and you know kind of debate with her about if it should be raised or not. And I guess Owen on this particular essay that he didn't write ended up getting a B. And you know, he didn't write that, you got to keep that in mind, but for some reason he got so irrationally angry that he decided to confront the teacher over the fact that he got a B. Why he would confront her about that, I don't know, that's literally the stupidest thing you can do. Hey, I didn't write this essay, can we talk about the fact that you didn't give me an A on it? And that is honestly one of the biggest self-snitches I've ever heard of on this channel, bro, like literally could not have done more to put yourself in a crappy situation. Because it wasn't even like the teacher was suspicious up to that point, you know, he hadn't really done anything to raise any alarm bells, the writing was consistent, but nope, he had to push it. So the teacher ends up asking him a question about his specific essay saying, "I didn't like the way you did this, this, and this, if you can explain to me why you did it, then you know, I'll give you an A." And suddenly this rich kid, oh, and just starts floundering for words, bro, he's on the spot and he realizes that he doesn't know anything about the essay, and this teacher is asking him to explain why he deserves a bigger grade. And he doesn't have an answer, bro, because he didn't write it. And at that point, the teacher can kind of tell that like something fishy is going on, something's up because, you know, if he really passionately wants his grade to be changed, if he's putting all this work into the essay, he should be able to argue about what he wrote in the essay, but it's almost like he doesn't know what's in it. So the teacher walks over and takes the paper out of his hands and starts like asking more questions about the topic and everything else, and it becomes very obvious that Owen has not a single clue of anything that is going on, like literally nothing his brain is basically empty. In the teacher immediately just starts tearing into him, you know, she starts asking who wrote it because it's obvious that he didn't, and now, now he wants to plead the fifth bro, the guy who has been walking around telling everyone about this and now is arguing with the teacher. Now he wants to stay silent and he's like, I didn't do anything wrong. And this is where the huge downside comes in of telling literally anyone that will listen about the fact that you're getting out of all the schoolwork. Because while most kids weren't willing to snitch, when you've told literally everyone in school, one or two of the teacher's pets has definitely heard about what's going on. So when the teacher starts asking who wrote his essay, one of the teacher's pets just basically calls out literally everything that they've overheard. Anyways, as I said, the teacher's pet just starts snitching on him and says that he has a tutor who writes everything. He's doing all the work for all of his classes, you know, literally nothing that he's doing is his own work, like literally just rats on everything. And he denies it, and at that point the class kind of backs up her story, and it's like, no, this is true. You're always flexing the fact that you never have to do any work because your tutor does it all, and you know, it's kind of over at that point. The teacher is like, is this true? And he can deny it, but everybody knows because he just couldn't have kept his mouth shut, bro. As I've said, he had a really good situation going for him. All he had to do was like not fight with this teacher and just take the B, especially if you're getting an A on like every other essay, then who cares? One B's not going to ruin your life. Or if you are going to argue at the bare minimum, at least like read the essay so you know what you're talking about to just go and blind and just be like, I need an A is stupid. So the teacher at that point just kind of like cancels the rest of what the class was going to be and just kind of continues asking the teacher's pet about the situation and learns basically every detail about it. This is why you probably shouldn't go around bragging about stuff that you shouldn't be doing. It's just, oh my god, bro. And you know, he finds out that the teachers don't really like when they find out about the fact that they're doing none of their own work. So she sends him down to the dean to have it dealt with because she doesn't really know what to do. And obviously it's a very big deal. He's screwed because he basically just got caught cheating in every single class that he's in at the exact same time. So in the dean's office, he kind of comes clean about everything, tells them everything going on and they say that they're going to have to call his parents. And most rich kids in this situation have crappy parents that like come in and get mad at the principal for their son being an idiot. Well, they had no idea that the tutor was doing all this work. They just thought that they were paying the tutor and getting results like the person was just actually really good at teaching their kids school. So they come down and start looking at everything and all of his homeworks not done by him and the parents are pissed. This is a private school they're paying for tuition. They're paying for the tutor and this kid hasn't learned anything and literally has just done like none of his work. And you know, instead of defending him, they did what was actually a good thing in this situation like, yeah, their son was a jerk flexing on everybody about how rich he was and what not. But they decide to make him retake all of these classes in summer school. They're like, since you wanted to just not do it the right way the first time, you're going to redo it, which is honestly a pretty good thing to do that they actually punished him. He wasn't happy about it. But realistically, at that point, the dean had basically outlined that he either had to redo it all in summer school or get held back a grade because they just couldn't let him pass with the fact that he had cheated on literally every homework assignment that year. Like, that's not really something that they can just let slide because you didn't actually learn anything. But he had basically got himself into the situation by just not being able to shut up and not ruin the very good thing he had going for him. So it's not like I really feel that bad for him. And honestly, like the punishment was kind of fair because, you know, it's not like he just got cheating on one essay. Obviously, summer school is insane. If you know, you just cheated on one essay or whatever I used to cheat in school, I'm not going to deny that. But if you've done none of your work and you get caught, like, you know, if he doesn't get caught, kudos to him more power to him. But if you get caught, this is what's going to happen. Like the adults hands are tied. They have to punish you. And he obviously learned his lesson about bragging too much about stuff that you should probably just not be talking about. And beyond that, if you are in a rich situation, maybe don't be making fun of people for being poor, calling them peasants, making them feel awful about themselves because then the second they get a chance to bury you and snitch on you to their teacher, they're going to do it. And you can't blame them because you were just being a jerk to them like 15 minutes before. Definitely regretted that in summer school for sure. It's just better to keep your mouth shut sometimes. But anyways, guys, I think that's going to do it for the video. Hopefully you enjoyed it. If you did, as I've said, I'd really appreciate you taking a second to press the like button and comment down below. It helps the video do better. 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If you do, make sure they're hot and hopefully I'll see you guys all next time with another video. I'm out. Peace. I know I am. I've got a pretty crazy story for you guys about one of the most spoiled, rich people I've ever encountered in real life. I have no doubt that you guys are going to enjoy it. But yeah, without further ado, let's get into it. Be sure to press the like button, otherwise no joke, no scam. You will be kidnapped in the middle of the night by a team of CIA agents who will then train you to become the next Percy Jackson, but not in a fun way. You won't get water powers, dude. You'll just be stuck in the desert going with a bunch of handlers yelling at you to do it faster, do it faster, but you're not sure what they want you to do. And yeah, without further ado, let's get into it. All right, guys, so this story actually happened at college right before the YouTube thing really took off. And my college, I met some of the weirdest people I ever met, dude. And one of them was this guy named Brian. Now Brian was the type of guy who had rich parents, and I know that because he was like constantly telling everybody about how loaded his dad was and how basically like if he wanted to, he could buy all of us like, that's how rich his parents were. And if that sounds annoying, that's because it was, dude. I mean, first of all, someone as sexy as me just isn't for sale, dude, but even for then, he would just be a giant piece of cornbread all the time and be like, dude, my dad's so rich. I'm so cool. I'm so this. What's going on guys, it's your boy scrubby here, back again with another video. Hope you guys are all having an absolutely incredible day. I know I am. If you are, please smash that like button. Let me know with slashing the like button that you're having a beautiful day and that you don't have a baby growing inside you. That's right. I have one rule here on this channel. And I hope you guys haven't, you know, I'm just hoping for the best for all of you. Today I have another Florida man story. I do these occasionally when I find something crazy that's gone on in Florida because, you know, Florida is just a weird place and I feel like sharing what goes on in Florida makes the rest of us feel good because your state might be stupid. Your state might be terrible, but it's not Florida. For example, Nevada where I live is 51st in education. That's right. You heard that right. 51st. And I don't know if you guys are familiar with this, but there's actually 50 states, meaning that somehow my state invented a state to be worse than in terms of education. But hey, that's why I had to become a YouTuber because my education was crappy and today we're going to be talking about people in Florida. So without further ado, let's get into it. So Florida is a crazy place and the craziest place for some reason is Tampa. I don't know what it is. Every time I find a Florida man story, Tampa Bay is always the city is taking place in. So if you're living in Tampa Bay, you guys definitely have good math because I'm going to assume that's what a majority of this is. But uh, Basically what ended up happening is there was a community which is on Facebook, you know, like for your neighborhood Which is weird. I don't have a Facebook community for my neighborhood Maybe that's just cuz me and my neighbors all hate each other But hey, I guess in Florida when you're dealing with cracked out people eating each other's faces all day the least thing You can do is have a community tab on Facebook so you can check in on the neighborhood But whatever somebody posts and says I guess a wild raccoon had gotten into my house and Shat, chat all over the pillows and cushions on this lady's couch She posted pictures and sure enough all these cushions on her couch were covered and in what can only be described as Satan's booty cheeks, all right like it looked like somebody basically ate nothing but Taco Bell and in 7/11 slurpees for eight months And then proceeded to violently shat it all over the place That's what this lady's couch cushions looked like and everyone in the community is like wow that's that's a little bit bizarre I've never heard of raccoons breaking in through a doggy door and just pooping on the pillows It wasn't ripping anything up. It wasn't eating food. It was literally just pooped on her pillows So whatever the community's kind of like oh that's bizarre. We'll keep a lookout So a couple days later another person posts in the group and they're like, oh my gosh You won't believe this the same raccoon broke into my house and pooped all over my pillows And they post a picture of this poop all over their pillows And what a weird thing to take a picture of like honey. Did you get the chat pillow? Can you please take a pic real quick? I want to post it in the Facebook group chat But you know, I guess in Florida. This is just common practice But then somebody says, you know, we don't have raccoons in the neighborhood I have never ever ever seen a raccoon in the neighborhood. This is weird I don't know who's pooping on your pillows, but it can't be a raccoon and a vet chimes in and says Yeah, raccoons wouldn't do this like this this can't be a raccoon that's breaking in and pooping on your pillows It just doesn't make sense. I don't understand why a raccoon It would kick in the door come find your pillows just to poop on them and then leave something isn't adding up Nothing is making sense. So the neighborhood decides that we're gonna We're gonna hope that somebody with security cameras because I guess some people had security cameras It is Florida. So it's a good investment We're gonna hope that a raccoon tries to break in and poop on their pillows So then we can see what the culprit is really we're pretty sure it's not a raccoon at this point or they were but but hey We're gonna we're gonna take extra care and just try to make sure that There's nothing going on that could really really be here except for a raccoon like let's make sure it's a raccoon before we go Blame in the wrong species all right. We don't want slight Cooper catching the blame So a couple weeks go by and three more people get poop on their pillows No, one of them have security cameras for some reason it hadn't hit one with security cameras yet But three more people come home to poop Smothered all over their pillows and that's a pretty pretty weird thing to come home to Imagine you've done a 13 hour shift at your local Walgreens You just want to come back so relax smoke a blunt drink a beer whatever it is you do after work You go to sit down and your pillows smell terrible you turn on the lights and low-emblehold There is nothing but feces covering your once great throw pillows all right five people have had to experience that tragedy So here we are with the world's worst tragedy on our hands poop on pillows and finally it happens a creature That can only be described as a monster is seen on security footage breaking into these poor Florida people's houses and Pooping all over their pillows. Oh my gosh. What could it be? Sasquatch, maybe maybe the abominable snowman in Florida confused by the lack of cold has broken in and decided to defecate all over everything No, no what they see is a beagle someone's beagle a neighborhood beagle had been breaking into other people's houses and Pooping on the pillows and then just leaving not peeing on the pillows Just dropping a doose on some pillows and then crawling back out the doggy door and first of all There's a couple things I want to clarify what a balsy beagle like this dog was just looking at someone else's doggy door And going oh man, I should go for it. I should go for it I got to go poo. I got to go poo. I better get into somebody else's house Also, why pillows like you have the whole nature's outdoors to poop in man Did you really have to go into other people's houses? Why not do it at your own house? I don't know so the security footage sure enough shows in the middle of the day this beagle Just just crawling in through a doggy door It shows the inside he poops all over the pillows and he crawls back out like it's nobody business So now everyone's trying to figure out whose beagle it was and of course when you're on the Facebook group chat for your Neighborhood and you just witness your dog defecating all over people's pillows You don't want to own up to it right away, you know? So a couple days go by and people are getting increasingly annoyed that nobody is owning up to the dog pooping all over the pillows And then it starts coming out that somebody caught the dog trying to poop on their pillows And they yelled at it to go away it crawled back out the doggy door and came back in 20 minutes later and tried to do it again So not only is this beagle breaking into people's houses, but if you catch him trying to poop on your pillows and you tell him to go home He looks at you and just goes nah nah fam comes back 20 minutes later to continue pooping all over your things And you're probably like wow, this is a balsy beagle and that is 100% correct So finally someone posts on the Facebook group and they basically say hey if you don't come clean right now about whose dog this is The next time it happens we're going to catch the dog and give it to the pound and like I guess that Finally finally gets the owners to come out and they basically say hey, sorry, that's our beagle our bad We'll pay for everyone's pillows to get replaced and they're like alright, but what's the solution to the problem? I don't want to have to come home to ship pillows and then just have you replace them. That's not too fun, you know like hey Oh, wow, what is this like oh another time or we're just gonna get our pillows replaced again But whatever they decide to go to the vet and try to like find a way to train this dog not to just poop all over pillows And how do you go to a vet and say that with a straight face dog, you know, my dogs just having some problems not pooping all over other people's possessions I I don't know what do you think I should do should I punish him? Should I teach him to walk what what do I do and I guess somehow miraculously they stopped the pooing incident I don't know how they train the dog, but to this day he has never broken into another house and pooed all over everything again But this neighborhood lives in constant fear that the beagle will once again strike And I just have a few questions, you know, I'm gonna ramble for a little bit I'm not gonna lie because there's things I just need to know about the situation of the poop So if this beagle was going into other people's doggy doors, what were their dogs doing? Were their dogs just cool with it like if some dog came in through my doggy door I'm pretty sure my beagles would go absolutely nuts. They would not just be sitting there watching another dog Deficate on my pillows. What is that betrayal like like I'm sorry I would feel very very betrayed if I came home and realized that my dog did not defend My honor and prevent another dog from pooping on my pillows Like like let come on. Come on. You're my dog. I feed you every day Are you not gonna defend my honor or was he really intimidating? Did he look at the other dogs and go? Hey, man, if you say anything I swear to God, I'm gonna kick you all booty cheeks like what in the world's a situation with the other dogs He went in through their doggy doors. Are you not surprised at someone stepping on your turf? Are you not gonna defend your family's honor? No, you're just gonna let some other beagle shit all over your stuff Also, the lady who blamed the raccoon in the first place. Why did you not just think it was your dogs like you had a dog Your first thought when you walked in as ah my dog would never be capable of pooping indoors I better make sure it's not a raccoon like you said they didn't tear anything up It was just poop so so at what point were you like this is very clearly not my dog's poop It's raccoon poop 100% and posted it on a Facebook group with 100% confidence and what were you warning them of? Ah, just a warning that a raccoon might poop on your stuff. Is that really a warning that you need to have in Florida? And if so, why am I just kill all the raccoons in Florida? You're telling me you live in a place where you have to sit back and go, ah man I sure do hope that a raccoon doesn't crawl inside my doggy door and poop all over my things What type of life is that these are the questions that I have when I read the stories about Florida people Nothing makes sense. Everything's a lie and I genuinely hope that we figure it out eventually Because I need to know what happened with the raccoon and the poop and the other parts of the story Like the dogs that were there. What did they think? I want to know what dogs think. I wish dogs could talk That would be a story. Yeah, man I broke into this house and pooped all over everything on that note guys That's gonna do it for the video. Hopefully you enjoyed if you did Please feel free to press the like button Let me know in the comments section down below what you thought of the video I'm on a streak right now. All right. So I'm really trying to grind out these videos I'm on vacation as you guys are seeing this so I'm I'm hoping you guys haven't noticed that I'm actually in California That's right the California air is gracing the microphone as we speak But yeah, I'm gonna go to the beach now Don't get anyone praying if you do make sure they're hot and watch out for raccoons dressed up as dogs coming in and shitting all over everything What's going on guys? It's your voice grub here back again with another video Hope you guys are all having an absolutely incredible day I know I am if you are I would appreciate you smashing that like button harder than your mom smashed the bottle of tequila all over your Followed forehead before they got their divorce maybe that was just me maybe that was just me but regardless then give me a pity Like for having to witness that that's right. I'm pulling out all the stops. Okay. I want my like stamens today We're gonna be telling the story of some kids that got arrested over the quote in the yearbook. Yes, you heard that right arrested cops Handcuffs a little bit of prison fun if you're picking up what I'm putting down in the old wallet snatch I would not recommend keeping your wallet up there. It makes things smell bad But regardless I figured I would tell you guys this story because I thought it's pretty entertaining It's not mine though. I found it online. I know what you're thinking scrubby You found a story online. Yes, yes, I did and no I'm not going to apologize for it because I think it's funny to tell stories that I find on the internet sometimes So without further ado sit back relax tie your shoes get your prison wallet ready because we're gonna have a good old time Three two one lift off pranked pranked one not even and a rocket you idiot. - So there was this group of five friends, five friends that they thought they were close, obviously this isn't the case. And in your senior year in most high schools, you get to do something called a senior quote. It's just a little quote that goes beneath your picture where you put something stupid and silly. You know, it'll be like, "Haha, my booty cheeks are clapping," or like, "You guys all suck." Just something stupid and silly that's not really that deep. Like the point is, it's not supposed to be that deep, right? And most people take it super seriously, that if you're a smart person who realizes that nothing in high school matters after you walk out the doors, you really don't care that much about whatever's going on with your magnificent, important, drastically overrated senior quote, because most people don't care. Like I guarantee you, no one's gonna read your senior quote, and no one's gonna read your senior quote and their life's gonna be changed. Like I know kids in my school took it super seriously, they would all sit there. I want my senior quote to impact people. Nobody cares, nobody's gonna read your senior quote and have their life impacted them. Sorry if I'm burst if anyone's bubbles here, but let's put this in perspective. Think about the kid that you don't know that goes to your school. Like you know his name, that's about it. You don't know anything about him. Imagine reading a quote from him that's something along the lines of you can do whatever you want into your life and being like, "Damn, that's facts. My life is gonna be irreversibly changed forever. It's just not gonna happen." But whatever, I guess this group of friends was talking about their senior quotes and one of their friends was taking it very, very seriously. And of course, when you're talking to your friends and you say that you're gonna take something very seriously, nine times out of 10, they're gonna mess with you. They're gonna just pull a prank because that's what boys do. I don't know why we're so mean to each other, but we are. So these guys knowing that their friend is very attached to his senior quote, decide to change it. And they basically go to the yearbook as one of their friends worked on it and they change his quote to nothing better than cute boys at the beach with a little heart emoji, which is funny. That's a good prank. Nobody cares about your prank or your quote anyways and like as far as lighthearted things go, they can make a senior quote say a lot worse than nothing like cute boys at the beach. So whatever, they tell their friends too that they changed it. That way there was enough time for him to go to the school and get it changed. It's not like they dropped the bomb on him and the first time he sees the quote is when he goes to the yearbook. They tell their friend, "Hey man, we changed your quote to say nothing better than cute boys at the beach, ha ha ha, isn't that funny." Except the friend does not think that's very funny. No, no, no, the friend pulls the old canvas from Phineas and Ferb and we've already talked about, she's a snitch ass bitch and he goes to his mommy and says, "Mom, mom, mom, oh, these kids changed my quote in the yearbook to a real stinky poo poo, oh me no likey." They changed my quote to nothing better than cute boys at the beach. Oh no, this is real bad, mom, mom, mom. Mom, I'm gonna need you to change my diaper. Like, let me get this straight. You're graduating high school and you so need to go tell your mommy when somebody changes your senior quote and then tells you about it the next day. Like, it's not like they dropped a bomb on you. You found out that somebody changed your quote and instead of just going to the yearbook and being like, "Hey, can you change my quote back?" Your first thought is better tell my mom 'cause mom's handled everything greatly. This is a fact for everybody who's going into high school. Mom's overreact to everything. If you have any problems in school and you tell your mom, I guarantee you, she's going to freak out and have a panic attack. I don't know what it is about moms, but they just can't have their little baby doing anything but great. Like if your mom and you get into an argument or your mom finds out that you got in a fight with a teacher or a kid or whatever, they will go to the school and raise hell. It's just what moms were bred to do. They were made to embarrass you. That's a proven fact. So whatever, this kid tells his mother that they changed the picture and the mom being the mom goes and tells the school which is weird, it's bizarre. I don't know why you feel they need to tell the school. You should've just told their parents or whatever, but she tells them that they're bullying her poor child. Keep in mind, these people were friends up until this point. Like, imagine if I pulled a prank on Benji. I posted something in his community tab saying that he has stinky socks. And then he dropped a 40 minute video calling me a cyber bully. That is the level of betrayal going on here. The mom goes to the school and complains that the kids that change the quote are bullying her son. Keep in mind, they're supposed to be friends. It was just supposed to be a lighthearted prank that was just supposed to be a little meme arena, you know? Ha ha, nothing better than cute boys on the beach. But whatever, the school takes it as very, very serious bullying, nothing can just be fun, okay? It has to be super serious bullying. So the school contacts the police, right? And keep in mind, this is all like in the last week of school. The school calls the cops. Could you imagine me the cops that got that 911 call? What's the problem here? Yes, we have bullies on our school campus. I don't wanna say the details, but we'll just put it this way. We love cute boys on the beach. So whatever, on the first day of their graduation practice, they're all lined up to ready to practice walking for graduation. The cops, the police, come up to them at the graduation in front of all of their friends, the ceremony, the practice ceremony, and arrest them. That is right. They arrest them, take them to the parking lot where their parents are waiting and tell them they have three felony charges. Fel-onee. Not like a ooey, oopsie, bully, bully, boo-poo-head charges. No, no, no, a felony. The type of stuff that can get you 10 years in jail and is on your permanent record. You can't own a gun, you can't vote. Like, this is some serious charges, all right? So whatever, they get handcuffed to get in the parking lot and taken to jail, to jail, all because they changed their friend's yearbook quote to nothing better than cute boys on the beach, right? And the thing is, they're taking a jail and they're told they have a $60,000 bail each, all of the boys. And of course, the parents are like, yeah, we're not gonna pay 60 grand and get these boys out of jail for this. So they get booked into jail, get their jail closed and spend 24 hours in jail, all for changing their friend's yearbook quote to nothing better than cute boys at the beach, right? By this point, the parents have realized this is no joke, no scam. So they all call lawyers and figure out what's going on. And they really can't figure out what type of charges to back this up, right? Like, it's a small town, so the police were kind of like, yeah, yeah, nothing better to do than go arrest some kids. But the lawyer that they contact is basically like, what charges are they being held on? 'Cause I cannot imagine any charge in the world where you can arrest in jail kids for bullying. Like bullying's not a real crime in the real world. Believe it or not, if I call you nice cute boys at the beach or I call you a dirty name, oh my gosh, you can't arrest me and send me to prison. It's not against a lot's freedom of speech. So whatever, the lawyers come in and they get the kids' charges dropped and they basically make it so the kids are out of prison without having to pay any money. But the only problem is the school has said they're not allowed to walk a graduation. They're not allowed to walk across stage and get their diplomas. In fact, the school goes out of their way to try to make it that they don't get their diplomas. That's right, they did the four years of high school. They got the grades they needed. They did literally everything that the school could possibly want you to do to graduate. But all because they told their friend that he likes cute boys at the beach, they're now not allowed to walk. They have to get their diploma. Oh, and by the way, they barely got the diploma. They had to threaten legal action against the school to graduate all over a harmless prank that was not even that big of a deal. So to the kid who told his mom, congratulations, you're now snitch number one. I thought Candace from Phineas and Ferb was bad. I thought she was horrible for ruining every roller coaster and all the fun that Phineas and Ferb try to have. But honestly, this is you. This is the worst person ever. You are the biggest snitch in the history of snitches. And by the time they get the school to admit that they're going to give them the diplomas, it was too late to register for college classes and three of the kids who got arrested on this stuff lose some scholarship money. So let's think about this. The way that you end high school, supposedly the best four years of your life. You get arrested for a prank because your friend's mom is a hoe. And then you lose out on scholarship money because your school refuses to let you get your diploma, even though you've worked for the last four years to get it all over a prank. I don't know if this goes in history as the worst friend ever, but it's probably up there. Like you delayed your friends' lives by six months. You got them arrested. They had to spend 24 hours in jail. They had to threaten to sue the school to get their diplomas, all because you're a little bitch that can't take the fact that they put-- sometimes I like to look at cute boys on beach as a joke and then told you about it. If you were my friend in this situation, I would punch you in the nose. But anyways, guys, that's going to do it for the video. I hope that you guys all have a fantastic day. Oh, and the felonies got dropped, by the way. They didn't have anything on their permanent record. They got the felonies reduced to nothing. But yeah, on that note, that's going to do it for the video. If you enjoyed, please feel free to press the like button. Let me know in the comments section down below, what you thought of the video. If you enjoyed, if you didn't, subscribe if you're new. Hopefully, I'll see you guys tomorrow with another video. But if I don't, kiss, kiss anyways. And yeah, I love you guys a million and seven. Have a beautiful day. Don't get any more pregnant. And if you do, make sure they're hot. I'm out. Peace. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]