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It's all in my shoes. What is that? What is that? It's a mask on. Oh, man. It's snowing indoors and Dallas. I mean, I genuinely, on the extended, I'm going to ask how much did that cost us? I don't remember approving that in a budget at all. The level of toxins that we just took in. That's pure chemical. Oh, my God. They literally opened up the Hawkeys last and sprayed it in here. That was straight demagordid. Oh, there's something back in my throat. Oh, my God. She was a christmified. Yeah. I was breathing that. It's not a scot. I mean, I was breathing that in. We just smoked cigarettes for 12 years. We were healthy for our whole lives. That was 12 years of cigarettes. I used to be an eonymachirios. But I smoked every day since I was 11. Don't be like me. I mean, honestly, do you remember those commercials as a kid? Their story on half of them had no relevance. Really? I don't remember what it was relating. So the sick, I used to go past fishing with my uncle Ronnie. But then I smoked for three. I smoked for three decades. Now I have a hole in my throat. Don't do cigarettes. That's it. And I would be like, what the fuck? I remember those vividly. I swear to God. Like, I used to run a south side deli right there off of Bronx Street. But I fell to the trap of cigarettes. And now I don't get to see my grandkids anymore. I'm like, what? I'm like, what is happening? What do you mean? I swear to God, there's no real. Okay, see, I don't remember the commercial, the cigarette commercials at all. I just remember seeing them like really close, like heavy depth of field. And it was like a really old, wrinkle person going there. Yeah, that hole in their throat. But I don't remember that scaring me. Like, I wasn't like anti-sigarette after that. And whoever, whoever, dude, whoever was in the marketing team, budget, whatever allocated resources were spent on the people that tried to do the anti-weed campaigns. Oh, yeah, put the people flat in the couch. Kids were like, they look fantastic. And they were like, they're watching a fucking hard dude. It's like, he's living his life. It's like, this is a pro weed commercial. What are you doing? Honestly, those commercials as a kid missed a mark. But you know what commercials as a kid didn't miss a mark? What? What the do rag in a parking lot being like, get off your ass. What are you doing? Look at you sitting at home doing nothing. I was like, I mean, I was like, I can't go nowhere. I said, I'm really trying to beat the extra levels of Lord of the Wings to do. I was like, I don't want you. What do you want me to do? That's oh my god. That was that was on constantly all the time. Can we talk about that? Was there like a monopoly of the commercial world when we were like. Yeah, yeah, there wasn't a lot of. It was the same. No matter what channel you're on. You could be on BET. You could be on CMT. You could be on ABC. They're all the same commercials. Same exact commercial. Completely different audience. Don't know what he was selling. Was it like, was it on a culinary school? I think it was. He said, get off. You can learn to cook chicken right now. Corn on blue universe. I think it was that. Now, I could have said something. I really could have said something else besides chicken. And I didn't even cross my mind. I was like, no, my heart is still pure. Is it or is it so deeply embedded? It's deeply embedded due to my ancestral path. Yeah. I try to be a good guy. You do try. That's all I can say. What's your success rate on being a good guy? 50/50. It is a point flip. If you piss me off. Nope. I have a digital footprint. Who has the worst digital footprint from the podcast? Who are you? Pierce. Pierce. Just basically, not even what he has said. Oh, no, no. Because what if we put on Pierce? I have a fun game for all of y'all. Go to your tab where you can see what people you follow like on Instagram reals and look at Pierce. Because I'll have to get fired. If somebody gets mad, he has to get fired. Please don't do that. Because I'll have to fire. If so, I'll have to get one complaint. I have to fire. Oh my god. And I've never seen this for the people like, this is how you run your company. I've never seen this. I've been told though. Yeah. I've been told as well. Never seen it. Yeah, a lot. I mean, ooh, never mind. Never seen it. Yeah. You go, there's a lot of, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. There's a lot of, never mind. Never mind. there, huh? I mean, what are we five minutes in? Good Lord, man. How is your weight? Great five minutes. Dude, my week was, my week was good. It was honestly, there was some ups. There's a couple of downs. Really? I will sprinkle those throughout the, throughout the podcast. Yeah. But overall, it was good. What about you? How was your week? Nothing happened in your days? I mean, I can get right. Oh, a lot. I can get straight into it. Do you? Okay. I like asking you now. I like taking this new, this new approach and asking you. I didn't do that for about three years going into 2026. We're gonna ask me how I'm doing. That's a conversation. Right. Yeah. I've learned to bottle it deep inside because you don't ask. You know, I think that's why you call me a thick hip because I'm like, I don't ask you about your week. And you go, all right, fatty. No, that's not why I call you this because I've eyes. Anyway, that hurts. You know, that does hurt. You know what? I want to be unrecognizable by me. I want to look like a new man by me. That would probably help our impressions too. A lot of new audio listeners once they saw your face. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like what's that really? Really? We do a whole episode where your face is blurred. It's like two million in one week. I know that would actually. I'd probably get a little depressed. Yeah. I know you should. No, that's a good reason to. But you know what I found? You know what I found? I think a lot more people are attracted to you and correct. I think so. I think a lot of fans are attracted to you. Now that we're on the same field, right? Because before, listen to this. This is the size behind it. I think a lot of the viewers find you more attractive now, not because I got thick, but because we're both now in relationships. So that desire over me, like, oh, that's paid away to, I think I could, I want him. I could have a beautiful single symbol himself. Right. But now they're like, oh, he's in a relationship. So I view him just as painting. And now I'm looking at him objectively close to close up to side to by side. That's not to that. Keep it a little distance. I think they think you're more attractive closer. I get to you the lower my score gets. Oh, I like that. Cam. He's got that big head and sunken eyes. Got those nice little hip dips. Oh, man, I mean, he's killing that. Just go. That's what they say about me. Like I like a slightly unattractive guy. I hate perfect people. Hey, laughter, laughter. Best man. One thing I can give. I humor and comedy can be a track. I'm going to be honest, man. I'm very vulnerable right now. Okay. Last good. Last last last night I went to your house. You didn't last night I went to your house and your in laws were there. Right. So I went to Cam's house and we were hanging out. I was playing with his son. It was a good time. Cam was on the other side of the island of me. Mm-hmm. Looking away. Like so I could see the, I could see the side of Cam's face. He was talking to his in laws. Probably wasn't a good look. And you speak it. And he was really like passionate about what he was talking about and confident. And I'm not going to lie in my head. And this is 100% honesty. I don't know what you're about. I said, he's kind of high. And I was either dying with that. It's her talking about what made you say it. I don't know. And why don't you give me those compliments in the flesh? I need them because I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm insecure about my thoughts. I'm trying to understand why you're driving on the way. I'm going to be like, well, if I thought about it, does that mean or if I thought about it, I can sit with it. Does that mean I'm not there? Well, because the reason I am another reason I was holding this so deep in is because I was driving home with my girl. Look at her. I was like, you're not him. Oh my god. I do that too. I'm not going to lie. I do that too. I'll be like, he's good. He just gets me. He's a listening ear. He doesn't nag. And then he leaves and I go, wow. What? I love my wife. I love my wife. Right. I do. I love her. She's the best. Relax. I'm like, I'm like, no, sister, I love her. Peyton has a, he's got that special. You got that soft spot right here in me. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So dead and I'm not joking. Like that's not a pie joke. No, no, you're hot. No, like a hoodie. I need to wear that more. No, wasn't that it was your face and you didn't have a haircut or anything. Like he's rough. You still kind of look like old school Milly Bobby Brown. But when I was looking at you from the side, I was like, like when you were the way you were talking to, like, it had swaggered it. Like it was the right amount of this. You know what I mean? Teeth or hidden. Yeah. I'm like, Oh, he's hot. Yeah. Okay. I can take it. Yeah. Dude, I meant it. God, I feel good. Yeah. I feel good. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting, I'm, I think I'm tingling. No, no, I think I'm tingling. 100%. No, it's coming on. No, I'm getting there. No, my pants just started going. I was like, I don't know. It's here. No, we need to take a break. We need to take a commercial. I'm just. Winds the last time. Winds the last time you looked at me. Like, that's not even a joke. When's the last time you looked at me? You're like, he's hot. Uh, the other day. Really, really, really, really, really, really. I think it was here when you had the, uh, really what happened? You had to find, I go, I'm telling you, relax. You had the, uh, the formula one jacket on. Yeah, yeah. It's all like, sometimes when you look good, I'm like, ah, he's a prick. I go, God, look at that. I just, I'm completely, I can't be a good person. But, uh, it was, I think it was here, actually, we were shooting the, like, stuff for Patreon, which you'll get to see. And it was kind of the same thing. It was just like your, like, fun sway. Like we weren't like, oh, my God, you're like tearing up. We weren't like eye to eye talking intimate, but you were just like the way you're moving. It's like, you had the, you had the perfect amount of, like, assertiveness. Like, we need to do it this guy. But then you also were just kind of cool and calm and relaxed. And it's like, you weren't trying to be the nonchalant guy, but you also weren't like super alpha mega. You do what I say. And you're just kind of like, just kind of rocking out and going with the flow. And then you're like, all right, boys, that was a great day. And I was like, uh, I had like him right now. It was just good day. And you looked good too. You looked good. You need to, uh, I'm crying. You are tearing up. You need to calm down. Do we need to talk to our women about compliments? Clearly, we need to hear more. We don't get it. Oh, clearly don't get enough because we're sitting here making sure we feel love from each other. We don't get that from home. Now this is vulnerable talks. I mean, this episode is starting to vulnerable talk. How often, and I've been doing this a lot at home, how often do you ask? Yeah, or we go like, oh, that's daily for me. You love me, right? Yeah. Is it? You do that, too? On the daily dude. It's bad, right? And I'm sorry. And I, and there's, it gets to the point where I'll stare myself in the mirror. And I'll be like, do I have an issue? Like is, is something actually trying to come up and come out of it? Yeah. And then after I talk with myself, I literally leave the bathroom. I go live. You love me? Yeah. And then she's in good for her. She starts playing into it. She goes, no. I'm like, oh, she's like, stop asking me that dumb. No, I love you. And I go, oh, you're right. You're right. But like, do I look good? Do you love me? And I just right back to it. But I don't think, okay. So my thing, I've come to realize I'm secure of women. Yeah. My thing is you're men. Yeah. We don't know what I got. Yeah. Yeah. I go, yeah. You blessed. Thank you. Thank you so much. No, mine's deeply just because of myself. Like I've realized it is deeply just my mean. I just hate myself. That's it. We'll be honest. No, no, no, no, no, look in the mirror. And I'm like, still. I'm like, this is what I got forever. I'm just kidding, man. Love yourself. It's a hollywood. How much is the s**tery? You should know podcast. Oh my god. Oh, we need it. We need to take a turn. We do need to take a turn. I'll tell you about my weekend. Yes, thank you. Oh, I'm pulling the pierce. No, no, you got a little light headed. Oh, no, there's thing. There's floaties. No, I'm not kidding. No, there's no floaties. I see them. It's still from the spray. No, I think you're trying to help me out. No, I see it because we're knocking it. No, but these look like fireflies. They're like, they're like lighting up and lighting out. Oh, your eyes just crossed. Did they really? Yeah, a little bit. No, yeah. I think something happened. We're back. Yeah, we're back. Hello. All right. We're good. Let's do it. Here we go. Here we go. Tell me about your week back to you. Here you go. Back to me. This way right here. Oh, let's go. We do. Never saw it. You weren't a real kid. Grab the heart. Put it in the fire. Hit it in. I said, I said, my hitter. It goes up top and we score the point. All right. Man, here we go. Whoa, calm down. How was your week? My week was good, man. I can't do that. No, okay. Something crazy happened this weekend. As most weekends happen, right? Oh, every weekend. So as you know, CJ doesn't, CJ is our editor. If you don't know if you're new here, our editor CJ doesn't ever come out to bars with me anymore. Doesn't really leave the house. Oh, you must. Oh, yeah. So me, CJ, my significant other Voldemort, Voldy, we all went bar hopping this weekend. We went to this old school town, right? Where it looks like like old saloon vibes, like it's but there's younger people there. But it's just like the town is old. It's like his story, right? So CJ, he's been telling me I'm looking for love. I want to find a girl, right? So he goes painting Voldemort whenever we're out tonight, help me locate women. Oh, my God. We say no problem. Voldemort's a great woman. I'm a great wing man. Together, we're a good tag team partnership. Yeah, it's like Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. Yes, he's Blake Griffin. So so we're bar hopping. We're out on the town for about an hour and a half. The drinks are flowing right? I'm feeling a little good right? - All right, Lucy Goose. - Voldemort's feeling good, right? - Voldemort, Lucy Goose. - So, CJ's walking with us. We're walking on the street, right? There's a bar on the other side of the street. These two women walk out of the bar. Now from a distance, the silhouette looked nice. It was a nice silhouette. - Beautiful silhouette. - I go, oh my God, it's the time. It's the time to get CJ, a girl. I go Voldemort, Voldemort. She goes, she's drinking, right? This is how she moves when she moves. - She's very fluid movement. - That's how I find love to everybody. - I'm holding her hand and she doesn't see that there's a curb right here and we're about to walk off it. She misses the curb. She hits a little dip, right? She's about to fall. Luckily, I'm the greatest boyfriend ever. I grab her, right? I pick her up. And I go Voldemort, not in front of the girls and CJ goes, "You just blew my opportunity." 'Cause they're right there. We're the only two people on the street. We look over to see if they saw. I go, they definitely saw. (crickets chirping) - Oh wait, this isn't the corporate party. Hey, get out. (crickets chirping) Oh my goodness. - Hey, hey Santa. (laughs) - How are you? - How are you Santa? - No, you're okay. (laughs) (crickets chirping) - I want to have some fun with you guys today. (crickets chirping) - Okay. - She specifically asked me if maybe you could tell me what you want for Christmas. - Oh, okay, I'll let you go first. - No, no, you go first. - I'll let you go first. - What we've got to do this right gentlemen? - Okay. - You're gonna have to sit on my knee. (crickets chirping) - I'll do it too, that is the way. - Right here, okay. - That is the way. - It's a fine name by the way. - I'll hit that one. - Mr. Santa, I'm a big guy. - It's okay. - Yeah, I don't wanna. - Oh my goodness, here we are. (crickets chirping) - Oh my goodness. - I wanna see what you would like for Christmas. - What do you wanna see? - What is it, Peyton? - Oh, oh man. - You got it, buddy. - Oh, hey, Peyton. - Peyton, please, please, please, Peyton. Do not cry. - Yeah, don't cry. - Don't cry. - Santa, he likes, if, yeah, pat his back, pat his back. He likes when he pat his back. - He'll call him down. - You got it, bud. - We got you, we got you. - Okay, Peyton, you got it. - Is there like a, is there a monetary restriction? - On the gift, on the gift he's asked for? - Well, you know what, we make it in our poll. - Yeah, come on, keep it classy. Yeah. - That's right, very good. - Yeah, okay. I like toys. I'll take, I like race cars. - You like race cars? - Yes, I like race cars. - Oh, like Hot Wheels. - Oh. - Oh, those are great. - Yes, yeah. We've got the Hot Wheels, the Lodge. We've got the Hot Wheels car wash. - With the Hot Wheels. - Track, there's a lot of different things. - Yeah. - Oh my, yeah. - We'll see, okay, what we can do. - Okay, all right, I'm so, I, you know, I know what it is. It's kind of exciting to be with Santa. - Yeah, it is. - And lots of my little friends, how this, get excited like this, we understand. - Okay. - Do you need me to go off that leg now? - If you would like to. (laughing) Oh my goodness, can I help you up? - Thank you Santa. Can you do something? - He's working out, I know you're just working out. - Is it my turn? - Yeah, I'm going to have to get up. I can do it when you are. - Let's do it Mr. Claus, wherever you want. - Well, we'll sit over here. - Okay. - You're spot. - Okay. - That sounds good in here. - All right, let's see. - You go over there. - All right. - All right, now I'm a little heavier than he is. - That's fine, no problem. - No problem. - No knee replacements, we're good. - You know, we've got it, we've got no problem at all there. - Okay. - Okay, now you're thinking, no, you're not going to get upset, I mean, no pain in the, but Cam, you can do it, right? - No, I can do it. - Okay, all right, here we go. Okay, keep it in the, in the Fala Lala spirit. - Yes, Fala Lala spirit. - In the jingle ball, the jingle ball's in Bell spirit. - Right, yep. - I think I want us, a spider man toy. Yes, there's so many different things. Do you want the wrist things that shoot the spider webs? - Now maybe an actual spider man. - Oh, the spider man, okay, one of the figurines. Oh yeah, those are great. Are you being a little picky there, Cam? - Yeah. - Maybe a little picky, what's that? - You've been a little picky towards Santa, man. Let's, let's hone it out a little bit. He offered you something, you said no. - I think it might be okay. - Okay. - All right, so this is great. I think you both got some nice things. What do we, oh, you know, I have to check something first. Can we do that? - Yes. - I have to check, I'm going to have to go in my pack again here. Okay, I think, I've got a few notes here that I have to check. Oh, god. - Let's see here, oh no, that's the first aid kit. Hold on, I made a few notes here. - Okay. - Okay, let me just look here and see, yes. Let's see, Peyton. - Yes. - Okay, Peyton. - Yes. - Not cutting the tuft back here. (laughing) - How do you know about my back here, Santa? Santa, I didn't know about my tuft. - The elves, the elves see everything. - Oh, okay, number two. - Okay. - Failing public interviews, even though you talk for a living. (clapping) - Is that correct? - I didn't do the best, no, Santa, I didn't do the best. - Okay. And pranking your friend, causing physical harm. - Yeah, I know, Santa, thank you. - Yes. (clapping) - Thank you. - I ate a bread. - Yeah, I thought it was a funny prank, Santa. I thought it was funny. - I know it was funny, but sometimes funny, it can hurt. (laughing) That's what happens, yeah. - Funny can hurt. - Yes. (laughing) Funny hooded. (clapping) - Cool. - Yeah, and it's okay, it's okay last round. Okay, now let's see, we do have a few for cam too. - Oh yeah. - Oh. - Yeah, cam. - Never responding to texts and calls. - It never responds to my text nor call, Santa. - And now, Santa, I've said I'm sorry, I'm trying. I'm crippling ADHD. - Okay, I know, but we need to keep working on it. - We need to work on it, yes, Santa. - Okay, yes, Santa. - And then crippling ADHD, they can lead the stories being way long. - He does tell a long story, Santa. He does tell a long, I mean Santa, it is the longest story I've ever heard. - No, no, no, no, no, Santa, I have the gift of gab. - I know you choose it, it chose me. - Yes, yes, I know, and it is something even Santa suffers from. (laughing) So I love this talk. You know, it's really hard in the night before Christmas where I have to speak not a word and what it goes straight to his work and fill all the stockings, you know? I can't talk, I'm not allowed to. I have to be quiet. - Yeah. - With all the dogs and cats and kids asleep, you don't want to wake them up. - Don't want to do that. - That's right. - And you want to tell stories, you know, but I'm allergic to kittens. - Let's see, what's your final point here? Attempting to play the $1 million ladder game too often? - To the game, you know, Santa, he tries to play every picture on episode Santa, every picture on episode. - No, Santa, I want to say something. - I hope this does not leave me permanently on that naughty list. I think one of your espionage little elves got it wrong. It's $100 million ladder. - It's $101 million. - It's $100 million. - Okay, then what? - Yeah, and that's another thing. - $100 million, yes. - He likes to debate, he likes to argue, Santa. And I don't know, you just kind of saw it a little bit, Santa. I don't know. - I was trying to make sure your elves were doing right by you. - Yeah, I know. - On an internship in the North Pole, we got a slots open. - Oh, Lord. - I know. - What's the demographic over there in the North Pole? - We could talk about it later. (laughing) I wanted to show you something first. - Okay, show me something, Santa. - Really, you know, with your, you know, getting onto the nice list is a difficult thing. - It is. - But you know, and what do you get if you're not on the nice list? - Cole. - Cole. - Oh. - Oh. - Whoa. - That is genuine Cole. - Is that? - But why do we give, why do we give out Cole? You know what Santa gives, I've always wondered that. I don't know why. - Okay. It's because Santa believes in you. - Oh. - Okay. If you take a piece of Cole and you put it under a lot of pressure for a very long time, you know what you get. You get diamonds. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh. - So when Santa- - Cams are moist tonight. - Yeah. (laughing) - When Santa gives you Cole, he's actually saying, you can do it. I know you can do it. - You can do it. - That's the, that's not make so much sense. - And what's the cause of that? - You got a kiss. - We get a, is for both of us, Santa? - For both of us, Santa. - For winning the quiz, you've gotten a kiss. Yes. - Let's go buddy. - Oh. - Oh. - I think you should have a lot of belief. - I think, I think if what you're saying is true, Santa, you believe in us a lot. - Well, I do believe in you a great deal. - Oh. - That's it, Santa? - That's it. It came from North Pole for this so we're to bring you a message So we're do better They did Sam so we're on the naughty list. Yeah for now Okay, okay, we can't turn around be kind to each other be kind to me. Yes, you kind to me kind of me Yeah, okay, my stories. They'll be shorter. Please I'll respond to text messages Please and I won't play the hundred million dollar ladder. Thank you. And what about you? I won't prank you to with physical harm I will do better in street interviews and I don't know about the hair Santa it's cold out. I know it's cold. You got attacked by a reindeer It is cold outside my tuff's got to stay and and my girl likes to play with my tuff's All right. TMI. Oh, she likes to braid it almost. All right. Well, God bless you both you too Santa Merry Christmas Santa loves you both Santa. Thank you. Thank you. So can I get a hug? Thank you Santa. Thank you, Santa Here's your here's to get that to Roodle up and you tell me say thank you. I will try and I'm and you know both of you Gentlemen, you make me feel like a jolly old. Oh, Santa you're you're nice book I'll have I'll have the ranger fly back to the North Pole's night and I will have your names at it. Oh Santa. Oh my goodness. Thank you, Santa Thank you so much Thank you Santa don't for your Jansport his magical bag was a Jansport. I mean Zoom back. Let's fix these angles real quick. I have some things to say. No zoom in the angles. I got some things to say I got no, it's not zoom in it. Zoom in it. Zoom in it. Let's be quite honest here What the fuck is that? What the? Santa just came in Who was that? Now who was that guy? He was he stood in military combat boots at five foot five That is the smallest Santa ever employed to be Saint Nick. Can I say something? Can I say something? When I was sitting on his lap, I felt his leg giving up So did I. I felt bad And I was I was really like lighting it up too. He was And I know no, I know I know I know I'm a second thing. How much of that cost? It's the second thing today. I didn't approve for budgeting for I'm on the worst list. How much did that cost? It was a good Santa. He was a really appreciate it. Really good Santa. Very good. Really good Santa. I mean on the off chance that a he he well has a wife and then be Mrs. Claus is a fan of us. Yeah, he was a good Santa. I will give him. He was a really good Santa. Now his his magical bag of presence was a red Jansport. Now I'm not going to mind that. I think all the budget went to the boots. It has to be a bat. Yeah, you have to have like a satchel. You can't come in with a Jansport as Santa, but Clearly he was expedited. I don't know where he parked the reindeer because he got it. He got into a literal commercial corporate building in downtown Dallas. Yeah, in broad daylight. I mean, And we don't have we don't have a Chimney shoot here. So he came through the front door and we're in an elevator. So I don't know where You you got this mystical elf power, but he clearly snuck by people. Can I say I put that collar to my neck. The reindeer car I'm having an Itch. Can I say I don't know what that was definitely on a hair of something that sounds crazy for about 30 seconds in I thought I thought it was some sort of weird sick twisted like strip tees. I would have been there for it too. I would have thrown Some ones at that Santa. I was really excited. I thought we're about to have some like Rack City play Rack City Santa Rack I wanted to I wanted to prank him one last thing at the end. I was gonna say well Santa isn't isn't like singing doesn't that bring Christmas joy and Spirit. Yeah, and he said yeah, and I was gonna go I'll treat you well. I bet his hair I'm just gonna break out in the song and can I and so my thing was my thing was I was gonna like I was once he I got Contra realizing oh he's sitting down like he's gonna be here. Yeah, I was like okay Now I'm gonna print you're you're gonna be you're I'm gonna be your Santa. Yeah, but then he was his eyes are so so oh my god They're so nice like you you can go you can go like like drink a beer. He's like he's a passionate about being Mr. Claus Yeah, did you see his beer - now was that real beer was that man? I couldn't tell I wanted to put me in that Look like synthetic. Yeah, I think I think he had a lace front beer. I think you did a lace front beard He had a top shop. Yeah, he did he had Brazilian 34 inch right there on the beard. I mean just cocaine white. Yeah, I mean it was Wow, I Mean we actually have a sack of coal Did we pay for the cold? Why did he give us this whole oh, come first off? He said God bless you now Now I didn't know Santa was religious. I didn't know it now now, but I appreciate it, but Did he give us a whole rendezvous about oh we're bad, but this is what you do good And this is how you're on the good list and then he gives us a sack of coal. Yeah, what the hell kind of twisted mental games? He played I mean am I am I not here nice? I Feel like I just my house got broken into it. No, I think I need a a mental cleansing. Yeah, I don't know what happened Well, we'll get back into the episode here shortly. Yeah Okay, we're back right we just We cleaned up FD brief debrief and out, but I do have a genuine question now that Robbie's back I don't know honestly. I was so confused why you left for so long. Yeah, I was like where is I was like oh He's coming back without a job. He's gone. I was like, I don't know where he went I thought you went to go hang out Robbie you booked him didn't you? Yeah, you the company paid for that correct. Uh-huh How much did that Santa cost firm to come here? Oh Now he's good one like no, no, I don't like that answer. Oh, no, I don't like that answer. He has a real beard Like he's been doing it a long time. I don't give off about his beard Robbie. He owns he owns reindeer Robbie that I didn't see a moose in here. So I didn't go into the final cost I'm just saying like he how much up to your Santa? How much did he cost Robbie for third for 30 minutes of work How much did he cost? 1500 What the $1,500 Robbie for 30 minutes. Yeah, you said you said we can just buy set up You mean something that guy's a million there 1500 for half an hour. I promise you Robbie You get you get no Christmas for the next four years Robbie, Robbie. I'm gonna go to your house and sell your furniture You're paying me back 1500 for I mean actually galloped here on a Caribou that is nice never worth 1500. Oh, oh, no, we're gonna have an internal meeting about budgeting 2026 1500 50 where did he come from here 16 Santa suits in a real beard dude? Robbie, where did where does he live if he must live in the actual North Pole lived in the real North Pole? Then that's that's is that's a that's an economy class ticket. We just paid for his whole Christmas. This family's tanker. No, he's called North Dallas Santa Charles I go with this thing and get the South Dallas. Yeah, I know. Well, I would actually like him I'm related to them. You know, you know, it's gonna be the crazy part I look up this Santa Claus later. It's $200. Robbie just tipped him If it was $200 you tipped him 1300 for being in the holiday spirit We'd tip you a bus ticket greyhound back to our Kansas. No, he had a 30-minute drive and he had to pay to park so It was all included parking's like $2 here I don't know it's on the company card. Get him out of here. Oh, okay, we're I mean, we're gonna talk about it real quick We need to do the 21 jumps reset speaking of vomit. That's how that story. I was telling who's gonna go. Oh my god I forgot you even tell your story so to finish up that story I know a lot of y'all were wondering what happened so Voldemort tripped on the curb I picked her up I said on front of the women. I look over it. The girl projectile vomits Straight up like she's standing erect Oh, no, no on the street and throws up And the thing is we took off running us three others because you should because we were interested in talking her for CJ and we thought the Voldemort But the wise this girl Vomits standing straight up and the thing is I can I've seen people throw up straight up But you at least your body has to you have to correct a concave something this this And just kind of gone like like you was like a casual per second-based spit or she said And I'm pretty sure she rallied after that like because if you're throwing up without cramping You're experienced the mom of it. Yeah, you're you're spleen liver and kidneys. They're all failing You're missing a part of something that should be there. I mean, we just got into the world I can not, I literally cannot imagine throwing up standing up. That's it, that actually is an impossibility for Cameron Michael. I've done it, no shot ever. I've done it running to my bathroom. But you're at least running, you're probably running like this. Yes, but I am on my feet though. But I'm on my feet. So does that, okay, you're talking about the, no, you can throw up on your feet. You can do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Punch over a rail or something over the fence. Yeah. Everyone's on there. So go like this. No, no one in there right might, you're possessed. Yeah, you're possessed. You're just like. Let me get shot whiskey. Yeah. Oh my God. So that was my story from this week. How is, how is your week? Anything happened in any story? Yeah, I just broke it. I'm honestly, I'm still trying to go high right now. First off, can we talk about you? Asked in the demographic of North Pole. He goes, oh, oh, we'll get in that later. You mean, tell me you got one black elf set in the one? No, he said, oh, we'll talk about that later. Like, definitely, you're not. Okay, so now this is kind of, this is on, this is on cue for us. But I have a story about poop. Oh my God. Now, you talk. ♪ Poo, talk, poop, talk ♪ ♪ Poo, talk, poop, talk at YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk at YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk at YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk, poop at YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk, poop at YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk, YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk, YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk, YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk, YSK ♪ ♪ Poo, talk, YSK ♪ You got a little state, but I'm a track. Can I be honest? And I know I talk about Voldemort more on the Patreon. I'm talking about her a lot today. She saw, I mean, she sees my bear bottom all the time, right? That just happens. - She does, yeah. She saw my bear bottom. She was like, "Oh, pee." And I go, "Why, what?" And I was like, "I know it's little." "I know it's little." And she goes, "You got toilet paper." You have officially hit the mark of there's so much, it's like a bear trap. And you caught spare TP? - Yeah, and you know I get it. That's the only thing like I splurge on is that toilet paper in it is like a blanket. So it's like about that thing. So you can see that she goes, "Oh, pee." Oh, she goes, "Oh, baby, oh, miss, knew this." - Yeah, but did the face, she just grabbed it out. - Oh! She grabbed it out, and this should probably just, I don't know, text it on her phone. Grab the TV remote, change the volume. You got shit residue everywhere. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my. - Good morning to you, but what happened? You're pooped, be talkin' why, that's gay. Poop, be talkin' why, that's gay. - You don't do that. - I know, every time I'm talking to a doctor, be real quick. - I'm sorry. So, this happened this week, and it was from my wife. - What happened to your wife? - This poop story's about her. Now, I'm in my office, and I receive a text message that literally says, "Help me in all caps." - Was your wife at home? - Yep. - Oh no. - She texted me, she goes, "Help me, all caps." And I'm like, "What the f***?" And then, in immediate double text of, "This is the worst poop I've ever had in my entire life." - Come on, man. - Now, I'm trying to figure out if I want to take you straight to the visual that I saw? - No, Kim. - I can't, God bless you, don't do it again. Or if I want to build it up, in the order of events in which it happened. - Be careful, we're freshly coming off a monetization, like, we can't lose another one. - I'll keep it monetized available, here we go. I'm gonna build it up. She claims, "So I walk in and I see the immediate aftermath. I will get there, but through her story." - There was a scene, there's a scene. - You're not ready for the scene, I'm going to. - Cameron. - God, Cameron. - I'm being careful, I'm being careful. My wife, I don't wanna see it. - No, no, I'm not sure. - Oh my God. - So she tells me the story afterwards. And she says, "I was getting really, really hot." To the point where I started seeing stars. - Oh no. - I had to turn the lights off in the bathroom because my head was starting to spin. - Oh no. - This is from a poop. She's a pregnant woman, there's no inebriation. There's nothing in her body that shouldn't be. This is from a poop. So hard of a poop, her head spinning, she's seeing stars. She turned the lights off, she's getting really hot. I then proceeded to remove all of my clothing. And that is when I then texted you for help. - She chatted you BT this time? - No, no, no. - I wrote this down, like she was telling me first. She said all that, then she sent me the help me. So when I got to the bathroom, I see my naked wife. She's naked, sitting on the tile on the bathroom with her back propped up against the wall. Goody bags just out. - Oh come on. - She is naked like this one. She looks like she just fought prime Tyson. She's like lights her off, smells like death. - Yeah. - Now this is the part that legitimately made me leave the room. Thank God, she had enough common courtesy to flush the toilet. - Yeah. - She felt like absolute, but she at least flushed the toilet. She said the reason she was on the ground is because at the end of the poop, she thought there was so much poop in the toilet that it was going to touch her skin. And she said, have you ever seen those cow pies? She said that's what it was like. There was so much starting to pile on itself and reach above water limits. And she was afraid that there was so much it was going to touch her skin. So she flushed the toilet, wiped thoroughly, flushed the wipes, and then sat on the ground, naked on the tile. And that's my loving broad. - Can I say something real quick? - You can say it. And honestly, I'm gonna give you permission. No holds bar. - There's times I'm like, keep it nice. - There's times I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm in love. I know, if you put Payton Harden that predicament, it is the quickest courthouse drive you ever see. It's like I'm Lewis Hamilton driving to that courthouse. How quick I'm divorcing. I mean, be a lady, you right? I mean, you literally help. You help Voldy up. You're like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna head out. It's where you go and you go, the divorce lawyers right now. I'm going right now. Start packing. No, I'm joking, but that is honestly just like, okay. No, what do you think I did the rest of my day? I didn't do anything the rest of the day without thinking about that. I was like, that's disgusting. And it's just like, I mean, maybe I'm immature. Where's the romance after that? Like, you know what I mean? For me, I'd be like, it's like, we're taking a month's sabbatical from bedroom talk. You could be butt naked, staring at me later in the night and say, come get some. And I'd go, no, I'm gonna go, I don't wanna. I just smelled what came out of you. Yeah, you were on the ground, but naked, seeing stars from a poop, think I'm good. I mean, I'm the least to judge because you know, I've clawed into my porcelain before. Like, I've had some hot ones. That's see, I've never even been moved to the point of removing clothing on the porcelain throne. If you ever said, please stop whenever you're pooping, like, please stop. Like, it's, those are more of like, you turn a gallon water upside down. See, now, I'm, I mean, we gotta stop 'cause I want this video to be on the top. Like, I'm getting really nervous. I'm already thinking, the text I'm sitting, see, I cut this. I'm already thinking about it. I got so nervous, but it was absolutely disgusting. But speaking of smells, right? Yes, sir. You said there's a, that was a horrible smoke when you walked into the bathroom. Yes. But okay, I saw this question on either Twitter or TikTok. We all have, and this is a really deep thing I want to get into, maybe not now, but maybe the conspiracy episode on Patreon? Like, how certain smells, it's so crazy to me, how certain smells can smell really good to me, really bad to you and vice versa. You're neat, isn't it? Yeah, it's so weird. But I saw this question on TikTok. What? Worldly smell, would you like to wear as a perfume? Worldly smell. Like what? It's from society. Dude, when I was younger, gasoline hit. That's my thing! Oh, I was wearing a couple of puffs of petrol right there by my feet. There's no way you stood there now. It's about 100%. And I gasoline. Not on your neck. I think it's not the actual gasoline, but if it was a perfume, it's gasoline. Scented? Yes. I would love that. Because look, there's a lot of people out here that love the smell of gasoline. Majority of people I've met love the smell of gasoline. It's like a weird thing. They don't actually love it. It's like something you're doing. It's like you're doing something bad and you know what's bad, but it kind of gives you a little dope. I mean hit. You know, but it's not bad. Okay, maybe chemically it is bad to smell that. It's very fucking bad. I'm saying, but if you could just get to smell without the bad part, I would wear that as a perfume, and I'm not just saying that for the internet. I genuinely mean I would wear that. And I feel like it's a societal thing where people think that, oh, it's you smell of gasoline. You like that. Or you know that. You like that. I like it as a choice. Piled yeah, you have you've a little leave a little little nose. You still have you haven't grown into your nose How do you still like the smell of gasoline? I love it. Sometimes I'm just paying citizen Sometimes I just drive cuz I have an electric car sometimes I was drive that to a gas station and roll the window down remember the good old days Just go Just take off. Is there any other smells? You know for me? I'd probably have to go oh My god, okay now you have to you have to be with me. I would love to be with you I mean I would leave my situation now I would go New car scent. Yeah, but on my body like a like a straight off of the assembly line leather But not like leather like leather that smokes Marbos - not like your dad's leather Yeah, but like a just like a clean seat leather think of like a back seat like a Tacoma Like to rip that chow and just put in a bottle dude. Oh, I got a new truck this week And I got in there like I walked into it. I was like my car will never smell like this after this week You're like cheese and feet. Yeah about in about one month's time. Yeah, tell me you wouldn't want to smell like your car that you just got Yes, that's a good one - it's a really good one - it's a really good one to a tire shop. You ever been to a tire shop like a good year Yeah, wait All they do yeah, you smell a little rubby now, mm-hmm. I'm a sage parlor or studio. What's kind? high-end to low-end high-end Haven't been high-end not high-end, but like a like a corporate. Yeah, like a good one. Yeah, the way they smut Not granted. It's really just insens but they always smell good and they make they put you in that mind You know what? I think that you would like to smell like like grass like right after rain Are you out of your mind? What is this a fairy tale? You know, but you know grass after rain. You never hell Yeah, but that's what you'll smell like when you're outside Why is that, bro? Why do you smell like it's so stinky after being out? Yeah, it's like you put a bunch of pennies in a red solo cup and wet it That's a child smell like like Labrador or like you and Labrador's like that. It's the same smell. Oh my god Do you ever like smell on a dog paw right there death-free dough thing right there? Yeah, you've like you got bad yeast Oh my god, you're gonna make a loaf right now Cotton swab will make little cookies at your little paw a little gingivitis Oh, you know actually a better smell and I've never been on the side of this I've never been on the side of this until I met your son Right there little baby baby, oh my god, little baby neck skin and get bottle that up. That's an industry Oh my god, that's up. Oh my god. Oh two spritz on the wrist Baby femur right on your cash. We're right. We go. Oh my god. We're going after a dirty martini You smell like baby back. Yeah. Oh, dude. No, no god on my. Yeah, now you're making me miss my son Like going right in that neck thing, dude. No, okay. You said something about white people This is now that like you have to bear with me. Okay trust in me as your coach We need to be monetizing so I know we need to trust in me that I will know if I'm going if I'm gonna cross the line Okay, which I won't I'm listening it just be just be I'm here buddy. I'm a fellow viewer. I'm here bud. So this happened Last week, okay, like right after we left recording. Okay, so I went to a store I went to I'm there's no important say store. I went to store. I'm shopping by myself before I got home And there's a group of kids probably 12 is 13 eighth grade Freshman. Oh, dude, you got that podcast, but sick little group. They're all cool. Daping them up Take pictures now. There's one kid and he is like like in every way shape and form very white like I'm talking like work like worker truck white like is white as my Bill Billy White or financial like a financial white. Oh, okay quarters up white quarter zip white. Okay, he looks as I'm he's why does my And he swear to God No, he didn't say it. Oh He didn't say it He was Spitting it out of his mouth as it as if it was the color blue Like let's just say I'm saying the word. I'm gonna say blue and for if you don't know if you don't have context clues He's he's saying the word that he should never say yeah, and he was saying like this. Oh Bro my blue you funny as hell boy blue blue You're funny as hell blue you're so funny blue blue I'm talking 10 times in a million one conversation and I you got to think this kids 12 Again incredibly white word that what were the friends? It was a whole just pot of gumbo There's a little bit of everything really yes, and they were fine with it They they probably no one called him out. No one they probably he was one of them. What'd you say? This is where I had a dilemma Oh You better not say say my blue What'd you say bro? I literally Could not even say anything oh because in my mind I legit was like this is not happening like this is so wild I'm disappointed and I let no no, but I looked at him like I gave him a look. I was like oh And then they just left and I was I was dumbfounded like it was legit One of those moments where you're so caught off guard that you're just disappointing you bro. You should do better I should have stood up better as much as you say you're an ally You just let these people and you probably my blue You're my me of a me boy. I was here as I was saying the same thing you all right. Hey, stay up blue Yeah, it's exactly what happened, but can't honestly and this be big serious as a you know because you need to listen to me in these No, it doesn't matter though. You need to listen to me in these situations. Okay teach me something This is what you should do in those. It's you know, you shouldn't I mean, it's fine that you're not offended You shouldn't be whatever you should be actually, but you know, but it's not gonna hit you the same way it will for us Yeah, well you should have it's a kid right you said he was 12. That's a teaching moment That is from a fro if I were to say it or live would say he'd be like man, you know, you might view it different But one of his own you might you'd you sit you don't have to get on him. He's a kid teach him. Yeah, teaching how Don't say that. What if he what if he is under the guys? He's allowed to I'm just saying, but that's but I'm just saying in that moment you had an opportunity to teach that now that's now be careful See how quick they go watch a blooper. Yeah Well, I'm saying I'm being see it's a time where you should have taught it. I should have taught it. He should have been like, hey, man That's not cool, bro. I should say hey, you don't have to say that idiot. There's that too much. It's too hard. She won't get the point You don't understand what I'm saying. I'm trying to say she won't understand what I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm trying to say I'm just going to do this stuff cool loser Can out of here. I don't ever say that again. Matter of fact, I'm fighting me. Do other things other than I'm just serious But you should have taught him. I'm sure you should have thought On a on a other manner of things that people think are cool that aren't cool I went to the airport recently. I was taking a flight out and this has always bothered me, but this time it really bothered me You know whatever you're going through an airport and you have to take a tram Through like and it's like one of those fast trams right fast and they say to hold on to the pole because it goes fast My biggest pet pivot airports is when people don't hold on to the rail on a airport tram. Yeah You're not cool. Yeah, you're not getting you're not getting You're not getting brown in person dude. It's so much hand rail opportunity Yeah, if you now if you can make it look good if you can really go like this and you don't budge at all You have an incredible trunk and amazing core strength. That's one thing. It's not cooler. You don't get point You don't get points, but at least it's like I probably works out. He probably does a couple sit-ups. No, no It's but it's always people. Oh, yeah, if you move at all if you choose not to hold on you're sitting there Yeah, you're sitting with your feet. Yeah, I'm seeing your stance. Yeah, you're like this. Yeah You're getting leverage just to not hold on no and then their argument is I don't want to touch the pole I don't want to elbow that thing lean on it. Yeah, you're like your leg Do something else that is such a bad why okay, but we need to Really like dig deep. Why do you think they do that? Do you think it is mine actually dude? I'm I'm I'm hard. I'm picking up some airport You know something in the flight attendant. Yeah, there's no way they think that a hundred percent and it's a thing of like the thing That really made me mad the thing really made me mad was the fact that he Literally was bumping into people like you was oh, yeah, no you can't hit people like you're like you dog You cannot do that. You absolutely can't do that. Yeah, it is so bad. You don't get any brownie points from that you get that you get nothing besides Bumps that matter fact now you you're actually getting made fun of yeah, I'm mentally like criticizing you for your every action You're up there with the people That stand up on airplanes if you're in the back and you run to the front like once they'll pair playing lands You're up there with those people. Oh, oh, no, no, no those people now this guy's just kind of like a loser Yeah, you're trying to get some Branding points for not touching the pole if you are in 33 D Mm-hmm the bird lands and you unclip and start heading to the front No, no, you're going to help you're literally gonna go spin the rest of your days and say it's like hey We paid for the cheap seats. We're going to get the cheap seat experience. That's fine. That's what we paid for exactly Do not bombard me going up there going with the first class. We're not the first class No, and we know we didn't load this back to front to back. You got on with what group you're on yeah but you know how we deal out yeah and how we get off it starts at the front and it works its way back yes and I understand if you have a connecting flight but you make that note yeah yeah I have a connected flight I'm just so sorry my plane leaves in 30 minutes yes fine you go go go go go you need that not really trip you should have been you should have booked it better right you should have done better huh they could get the nonstop maybe maybe 30 dollars more get the nonstop what do you say that's not correct there's like we're waiting for for Houston to Oklahoma you don't need to connect you don't need to get there you went to four water day to go to Oklahoma you don't need to go like you know what since does that make that's your fault for booking it that one you went for Houston to Miami to go to okay see doesn't make sense you went out of better chance of walking to that you know what I mean it doesn't make sense right go hey rent a car drive on 35 for three hours you're there you're there why are you going to Florida you could have taken a stop at the Chickasaw casino national treasure casino oh my god and so it you know what the most vocal he is is with that can I know I just have the pivoting now that's so he's very thrives isn't that and that's a problem and we need to have a meeting first of all Robbie you're on the custom being fired for your expenses you're on the custom being racist I don't know what's going on we need that we need that full blown internal investigation okay are you okay are you okay what you just had like genuinely the weirdest epiphany ever what my arm here my arm here it does look a little different but you have a little trace right now what is what did your wrist looks so small what's that I don't have a watch on normally have a watch oh my god is oh my god you have a tan line genuinely question about my arm here yeah no I no I don't like it either because have you ever shaved no no no now you want to know something yeah tell me I want to show you yeah tell me so my hands are hairy yeah you do have your back but it's kind of attractive to me yeah it's attractive when men have hairy hands really yeah like it makes you like you look like you smoke cigarettes and wear carhards it means like it to me it means that you can weld like I like that I can definitely like hang a picture I don't know about welding but it gives the build some for my Kia question though you've never shaved your arm here never neither have I well now I'm never gonna say never but I'm saying never but I'm serious no in an experimental way I did shave it one okay but I'll get like one little patch that's weird but I haven't okay and have I brought this up before maybe I have maybe I'm having a little case of deja maybe a little view on the back end is this the same arm here for when I was like 13 I think so that is a great question though so I've never shaved this this is you have a little boy hair is this like I've memorabilia hair on my arm like this hair I've never had my arm here it has to be it's like because these are the same teeth except yeah so these are like the teeth of my arm that is the teeth of your own wall so this is like no because I this little gray weird hair I've had in the middle my forearm usually really insecure about it I've had this in middle school yeah I've had hair on my mole right here for a long time too but I pluck that you should go to dermatologist oh my god it it is the same hair it's the same hair I've never thought about so if we smell it I mean like oh I can smell my my god we could run on we could sniff freshman year yeah like oh god I was fat crooked teeth no big like oh no women all the only thing he's changed is a teeth my blue dude that is crazy so this is the same black hair we've had too because I've never shaved my legs see but does that mean it's like like is it is it vulnerable like is it no just like is it fragile because she's hell yeah I mean wow we're gonna leave that down crazy though Steve green I know you like you like stitch some of our podcastings before and you stitch like science stuff is this the same leg and arm hair if I've never shaved it since I was like a teenager because okay so I'm thinking it has to be because it's if it keeps growing then we'd have like like you know locks not dread but I'm saying locks of hair yeah on our arm yeah so it clearly knows when to stop like it knows when to stop but is it dropping out and then replacing which I never my arms have always been hairy and I remember some of these hair it just falls out no aunt I'm telling you this gray here that's right here in the middle it's been there since I can remember Steve green is this the same hair oh my god it's the same hair we've had all our lives I'm a scabby moly huh look at I got scabs and moles yeah dude I mean you're starting to turn into your father you know all the white people you breathe on they bleed oh dude my dad you can just look at him harsh these arms gonna start bleeding you can literally stare at his arm and start bleeding and another thing I'm getting real into my scientific bag real quick I like it I like it you have braces as a kid I did I had braces too you always do it to me I had to you know you're teeth are great wait did you have I feel like that you've never answered this I've always asked you when do you have braces and you never answer I don't remember don't remember I don't remember junior high high school middle junior high middle which is middle school for us see yeah middle school so like six to eighth grade god you're lucky yeah I had my peak at high school yeah I mean if I didn't change much I mean but no as soon as they got off they were flocking really yeah no they were and I said I'm afraid yeah no but I'm serious okay braces how the hell do those work like okay so all it is is a wire and brackets in my teeth were literally like I chewed on rocks I had these two were back this one was up how just just putting a wire in brackets on my mouth make them straight so they I think I saw a video one time but basically there's the you know there's the things on each to the brackets where the wire it's called the brackets so I just said okay the brackets the brackets they tighten them and pull them and then their spacers and stuff so basically it just tightens to where it's all like coming in and straight like that and then they can space it to where it's and then you end up with a straight smile I now that doesn't make sense to me so okay so this will look so something so if my teeth are up here like this like that's one tooth this is one tooth this one's back that's how does putting just a wire in brackets on each one make it like this because it's also how's it great how you growing my tooth because it's not good at a little tooth I had a little tooth it was a little tooth I don't know those those like small teeth you had a small tooth and they made it full yeah how'd you how'd you turn me to a fully grown tooth you like but how how does that look so look how does going like this go like this so look imagine imagine if this bracket is like this like say there's little hooks at the bottom I've never had braces that went like that now you had some extra work I'm saying on the brackets on the brackets himself imagine there's different configurations there has to be they're not all just same Brad now you're using large vocabulary configurations okay imagine one bracket is just like this on the tooth yes just stick with me when the wire comes through and it's tightening it maybe all this one's doing is just holding its place but now let's say there's another bracket with a lip at the bottom maybe so when the wire tightens on this one it's pulling that tooth down it's pulling it into place no all my brackets are in the middle all my brackets say they're located different saying they might have different jobs like your body that doesn't make sense it's not technology there's no motor in it braces are technology it's no that's brick and mortar it is strictly still technology it's wire and metal that's all it is there's nothing in their turning there's no that's what I'm saying there's not like a motor in their slowly turning why does it not just stay in the same spot just because you're making and pulling it tighter my teeth should be overlap now that you made it tighter not all straight it doesn't make sense to me and it just doesn't make sense and what's the whole Saturn ring thing who does that like what is that for and I'm not gonna be on I'm gonna be honest I've seen some I've seen some the people that get the the Saturn ring right now I think it's a humiliation ritual like it's like what does that do in the big 25 you got the Saturn ring you have 24/7 headwear if you have braces that require headwear in 20/26 you absolutely have to be on my car literally can drive to Nebraska without me touching it and you're you should and I'm not saying it's your fault but somebody in your life is making fun of you like because they're you don't need to do that uh there has to be another option like literally in in Japan right now there is there is there's flying vehicles and nobody's touching anything and you have surgery you have wire going around your head you have to sleep with a neck brace so you don't but you don't fold your metal like that's not right in like you have a case I'm looking out for you I'm not making I'm looking out oh my god what if it did come out that it was just like like step parents that hated their step kids and they're just like give me a headwear and I know some of you there's people close to me that have had it there's people close to me yeah dude first of how long do you have your braces just the standard typical like standard typical standard typical what did you say a couple years I thought you said five no five I say you were you didn't even have a mouth but they just sit your mouth standard typical is two years like 18 months to two years you know I can say what say you know I really can't because you know what's mean that's mean to keep on that's really mean so 18 to 24 months so you want to say it's so bad you're actually not even hearing me I could be I could literally say pastrami sandwich windex cleaners skateboard and you're like it's so mean I want to say oh good you're I've already said I've already answered what you've asked you want to say that's so bad you're not here with me okay go in a day already gone I've already the goings already gone I've already crossed go again go again 18 to 12 24 months is a standard period. How long do I have mine? - Yeah, I'm sure the standard period. - The standard period. Okay, I know someone in our super close circle, they had theirs for five years. - That's what I was gonna talk about. - What? - That's really mean. That's user error, isn't it? Huh? - It's user error. It has to be user error if you have braces on for half a decade, right? What are you saying user error? - Like you've done something wrong. - No, no, really, you can't. There's no way it takes five years to, no that's what I said too. - I mean, what was this before? - I mean, it was interesting. - It really? - It was interesting, but it wasn't like, 'cause my life was monster. - I can say bad teeth, 'cause I have bad growth. - I never had like really bad, my two fronts were the major, I mean just absolute female repellent. I'd be like, "Yeah, I'm Cameron." - Yeah. - These two were literally like, and they were like, "Oh God, it's a fucking spider." - And I can make fun of it because I used to get bullied over like my bites with my sandwiches. People would look at my sandwich after I bit into it and be like, "Wow." So I can talk about it. Now it literally looked like three different people bit off that thing. It looked like a puzzle piece. - When I was younger, when I used to bite myself when I was mad at a video game, one time I looked down. I literally bit and I looked down, and I went, "God, that sucks." I was just like, "That is not a good pattern." It was like, "Yeah." When I used to practice kissing right here, I used to practice right here and get it going. And then I saw like movies, people bit the bottom lip. So I practiced my bite and bloody, dude. It goes like, I mean, they were fangs and they're all, "I'd blood up here, up here, up here." Like nothing was even. I mean, that really made me take it. - Okay. - I think we've talked about it before. But we need, we need, I need to say this. - I would practice kissing? - We just about, yeah. - But when, when was yours? And what exactly what did you do? 'Cause you just said you would look up videos. I looked up videos too. - Oh, I didn't look up videos. - I looked up videos. I looked up videos. - I'm sorry, a lot of your, it's sorry to make sense. - What you type in? - Because, look, basically what you just said. - What you type in? - You literally just, I'ma say it. You just said that you saw, you said you saw people in videos and movies and what you bite the bottom lip. So I was not comfortable with biting the lip. I thought I'd take that with me. So I said how to properly like kiss, I don't even know what I, search, but I was like the next steps of kissing. - Like, next steps of kissing. - With tongue biting. - You watch a wiki how? - I did. - That's sorry, I actually think it was a wiki how. Like on YouTube. - And you would do pranks of it. - What's the weirdest thing you practiced on kissing? - I never did, see, I never first off. - You never gotten that? - That's not realistic. - Oh, I was realistic for me. - I did the hand thing at first and that was, I didn't like that, I was just like. - This is it, so. (laughing) - I'm like, this isn't right. (clapping) You're like, no, no, I wanna get monetized here. But I would do the hand and then now at one point, I started looking around for some sort of something. Like a figurine, like a doll. - Oh, that's where I thought you'd say a doll's. - A doll? - That's what you said, I was about to say. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh, it was a man. - Oh, Dawson, but nothing like fit, nothing was real, so I just, I really did hand and then right here. - Okay, that's all I did. But you did the sack of the elbow. - I did sack the elbow, I mean that helped me in my older years too. - I did, I let you, everything I did, not I remember, go. - Oh, we know what you did to the- - We know what you did to the- - Yeah, yeah, inner arm, stuffed animals, like Bivo. - God bless that Bivo. - Jello, I ran through Jello. Like my dad would open up the trash and he'd be like, "Why does so many open jellies that aren't eaten?" There's like a little bit of hole in the middle. - You're like, I don't know. - Is that a hole in the middle? And then like, and then like puttings, oh, fruits, I would cut open like oranges. I'm the best kisser you've ever met. - I put in a hundred hours. - Yeah, what the hell? So you can't get on to me for watching a YouTube video, you're sitting your (beep) tongue in orange. - Oh, man. - But you should know podcast. - Now it's time for people's favor. It's like, you know what that is? Pop culture, pay and income, pop culture, pay and income. Oh, now, as you can see, it's just me here. I'm in different outfit. The mood has gone down a little bit. The episode that you just watched has already done. It was done a week ago. We pre-recorded it because of the holidays. Now I'm here back in the studio the day before this episode comes out. Because last night on Saturday, it was the greatest of all time. John Cena, his last match in the WWE. I mean, there was a lot of emotions I had leading up to this final match. We spent the whole last year doing a farewell tour. I was lucky and blessed enough to go to one of the stops on John Cena's tour and being able to see him in person one last time. And, you know, you spend this whole year preparing yourself emotionally and mentally and for last night. You know, there's a bunch of speculation about who should, a lot of conversations. I mean, about who should John Cena wrestle? How should this last night go? There's always been rumblings that would be gooner. I was prepared for that. That's who John Cena's going to wrestle. You know, through this whole year, a lot of people get angry at the booking of John Cena's farewell tour. I've always been on the side of the storyteller. I've always been give hunter, give triple H grace, give John grace, give these writers grace. Through this. I've always been defendant. If you were on my social media's last night, whether that be Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, you can see I was upset about how last night went on John Cena's final match. Now, I got all the yelling out last night. I'm not going to yell. I'm going to talk. I am very, very, very upset about how that went. They, they, they, they butchered it. They absolutely butchered it. And I feel like we were robbed of something. I feel like, I feel like the match wasn't good. I feel like the tap out wasn't good. I feel like the ceremony, in quote ceremony wasn't good. And I've been getting a lot of flak online. I feel like, oh, you don't understand wrestling, man. You don't know of the greats. They lose their last match, right? They lose their last match. Okay, you can lose the match. I'm not even mad at that. Even though I don't think he should. You can't compare anybody else's retirement to John Cena. You can't. Sean Michaels. Who else? Rick Flair. Who else? It doesn't matter. You can't, you can't compare it because no one got a farewell tour. No one else. This is different. No one got a farewell tour. No one got paraded around the whole world on a farewell tour. So you can't compare it. It's supposed to be different because it was different. And move on from the match. I was 10 minutes of locking up and I get what they were trying to do. And this whole narrative y'all are trying to spin of its poetic. It's poetic because he didn't give up. He didn't tap out because he gave up. He tapped out because he realized he had nothing left to fight for. Stupid. Let's stupid. It's poetry. It's poetic. I don't even read poetry. I don't read that. I don't read poetry. When's the last poem you read? Name it. Name it. Name three poets right now. It's one of them can't be triple H. It was stupid. It was stupid. It was stupid. It was stupid. And then the match is over. The match is over. You have all the locker room come out, pound on the mat, get it, great. You point up to a screen this big and show them a minute and a half video, a minute and a half of what? And then you just walk them off. This is the worst thing you could have done. This is the worst. And you had one of the greatest rivalries in the world in pro wrestling history between Randy Orton and John Cena and you had Randy at Mr. Beastland in Saudi Arabia. You had you had you had you had Randy Orton at Beastland because of the connections because because because because yo's partnership with the WWE or with them and their partnership with the WWE really really you don't hand John Cena a mic at the end. John Cena booked it. John Cena's the one who booked it. Well John Cena was wrong too if he booked it then. John Cena's wrong. There's a point where wrestling fans and their opinions matter. It's a, we matter. It matters what we think. It matters what we want. That doesn't matter. And then there's this talk online of the fans in the arena. We're wrong for booing and heckling Triple H when they should have been celebrating John. That's your fault. It's your fault for making WWE unreal. It's your fault for pulling back the curtain so much toward the bookers are now a part of the storytelling. Before, if that never happened, if it was old school, WWE. And we're not talking about who's booking and how the story line's going to go. The heat would have all been on Gunter. It would have all been on Gunter or large majority of it. But now you make the writers a part of the storyline. And now you bring the writers out after a horrible booking that everybody doesn't like. Yes, they're going to get heat. And why a world are you mad at us? In one world, Triple H, do you go out on the post show and go full heal and turn around? Oh, I thought you guys would be louder than that. You're wrong, be wrong. Hey, I messed that up. Even if it was John's idea. I mean, you know it's poetic. You know it's poetic. WWE unreal. The start of John Cena's farewell tour. Triple H goes. There's a way we can mess this up. There you go. You did it. You did it. And I swear to God, if Gunter goes on a two month hiatus, if we don't even see it, Gunter needs to wrestle every night, every night for the next year. You want him over every night? I'm upset. I'm upset. I feel like I was robbed. I could go and talk about this for hours, but this episode's too long. I want an apology. I want an apology. And you took 20 years of my life. And you just threw it away. You didn't celebrate it. Last night should have been a celebration. That whole show that I get. I love the NXT shout out to Javon Evans. Shout out to all my friends that are there. It was great. I love it, which I did. I love that everybody paid tribute to John. That last hour should have been a celebration of the greatest of all time. I don't know. Let me know what you guys think. I love you guys. That was pop culture, pay it in income. Love you guys. All right, let's get out of here, man. Oh my god. Let's get out of here, man. That was a fantastic episode. Remember, submit your, you want to sign shirts? Yeah, this is, I mean, this is crazy. This is the way to them. Can I be honest? I never recovered from saying that. My mind never fully got off that. I couldn't shake him. I mean, I mean, I, and now financially I got to make a call. I'm a dispute that charge. He's not getting paid. It's like I'm ruining his holiday. I'm sorry. Oh my god. All right. Whoa. I literally got a text from my accountant. Clean in the counter. Clean in. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh yeah. It's bad. Oh god, Robbie. She said, did you just purchase a car? Robbie, I got to talk to you. 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