Sam Houston, White Slurs & The Problem With Police | Unsubscribe Podcast 245

I mean, that's been real, having a kid is just keeping come as a pet. - Hey, Paul Bunny. - Yeah, yeah. - The gang does heaven. - He could have been president. He lied. - Yeah. - What the f*ck are you f*cking idiots? - Yeah, don't play with me. - Don't play with me. - Well, that come was fun. None of this is amazing, yeah. - You know, sometimes you record these podcasts and you realize this is the one. ♪ Say hi to me lie ♪ ♪ It's racially ambiguous and random ♪ ♪ His hair is f*cking fabulous ♪ ♪ Don't know a dark joke disposition ♪ ♪ And there's a fat electrician ♪ ♪ Look at the unsubscribed ♪ - Don't f*ck your crack, everyone. - Hold it up, ready? - Ready? - Oh, yeah. - Ready? - Three, two, one. - Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unscribed Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doldes-Hap. Jake Barton and Brenner and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being back here. - Is it just me or his white cloth started like smell like body odor? - I don't know. We haven't been around these parts in a while. - That's why I want to f*ck it. - No. (laughing) - All right, I ran. - All right, I ran. - It tastes like me being an ultiboy, I'll be honest. (laughing) - He went through that. - Holy sh*t. - Eli, when's the last sound we sat down here and we did a podcast, it's been a couple weeks, right? - Bro, we have, we have two months? Good Lord, maybe we can't remember the last guest. - So basically what we do in our podcast is like we went into those unsubscribe live tours and we had to kind of build up a couple of podcasts going into that little backlog. - Yeah, a little backlog type stuff. So yes, been a minute since we sat here in the actual unscribed podcast house and done something like this. - Was it Jim, Jim Capers? - Dude, I think it was, yeah, Capers, major Capers was literally, you know, major Capers, Marine. - Yeah, it's, yeah. - You know who he is? - Yeah, yeah. - So I didn't realize you guys had a podcast with him, but yeah. - Yeah, we had him on like a month ago. He was right there, month or two. - I'm sitting in Capers' chair right now. - Yeah, well he had his wheelchair thingy. - Oh, he was in in this, on there. - Yeah, this is his microphone. - No, wait, he said, he said on this. - Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that was a chair. I just had to do a little sniffy, wiffy, but. - Dude, is he his stories? - He's like, nah, wait, he gets mad when I tell those stories and then we're asking the handler and he's like, "Well, it depends on the group "because what people consider a war crime "or what is not a war crime." You can tell a story, Jim. He's like, "Okay, so I slid a dude's throat." - These look like fun. - Yeah, he had nostalgia, not PTSD kind of thing. - Oh, yeah. - I think that was why-- - I've seen a nostalgia, yeah. - That was one of the shorts I saw of him talking about his experience in war. One of the top comments was, "This guy doesn't have PTSD, he gives PTSD." - Like, yeah, yeah, I'll still a comment for a joke every, "Oh, it's hard for somebody." - Oh, you're a streamer, yeah, you know how that is. - Oh, absolutely. 50% of my content is straight up just like, my own jokes and the other 50% I just rip off content. Like, rip off comments, not content, comment. It's like, "Oh, that was a good joke. "I'm taking that." - Are you leaning back for this? - This is why I-- - You've got to wear you're gonna relax and immediately. You're like, "Yeah, so I'm gonna talk back here. "I'm like, this is why I was suggesting the microphone "for my boy." - I fuck you right now, I don't tell you what, I don't-- - No, he's leaning in for the A and some more. - Yeah, I was. - I do stream, so, you know. - What's your name? - Just to, yeah, my name's Barton. Good to have you guys here. Thank you guys for having me. - Of course, Barton. My mic, though, is set up somewhere around this area. So I can do, you know, this way, there's a switch. - No, just this way, there's a switch. - Sanctuals, no, no, what's that? I'll fuck you, too. - Right. - Never mind. He might be a senator sometimes. - I hope not. - I'll talk to you nicely. - No. - Yeah, man, yeah. - You're doing the ASMR and stuff. - Yeah, man, yeah. - I just wanna say that loud. I don't want somebody to clip from this, you know what I mean? - Oh yeah, no, I guarantee you, there's nobody in the political world. - I endorsed Brandon Herrera for the senator of Texas. I hope that didn't ever happen. - The president of Texas. - Yes. - That was a president of Texas. - We did used to have that, yeah, yeah. - It's Sam Houston. - William Houston, yeah. - Pause. - What, no, go on. I don't know this. - I was gonna tell him. - Can I say one from Texas and I, this is new. I didn't know we had a king. - No, we didn't have a king, but the first and third president of Texas was Sam Houston. - Okay, I thought you were talking about the resources. - They couldn't go back to back. - No, no, no, they couldn't go back to back. So Sam, he just had to go in, he was trying to figure out the slavery. And then Dickhead McGee came in. And then Sam Houston, because so you can apply to be president in Texas at the time, multiple times, but they couldn't be in succession. You can do it back-to-back. - I didn't know that was right. - You were telling me Brandon could have been the president of Texas, but he applied for Congress. - He was born in 1830, yeah, that's the only thing I could have done. - It's just bullshit. - He could have been president, he lied. - Absolutely, wonderful man. - Absolutely. - No, I guess it would be so big back then. - Nowadays you just have governor, but the, yeah, no, back in the day, I think there were three ever presidents of Texas and Sam Houston was two-thirds of them. - Yeah, yeah. - And then right after that, because Sam Houston brought him in as a state. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So he brought him in as a state, and he did it kind of slightly. But his whole purpose was to get them part of the Union, United States of America, right? And the way he did it was to act like he was going to go with the, with the, the queers that drink tea. So then America was like, well, we don't want enemies on the south and the north. And they were like, what the fuck, it was Andrew Jackson, I believe, that was president at the time. - I think he came way later for the tea, Boston Tea Party. - Wait, what was this for? - No, no, no, no, it was an Andrew Jackson. - Not when, not when Texas became a state. Texas became a state way later. - Wait, hold on, what do I think? - The gang learns history. - Wait, hold on, president, when Texas became a state, it's going to look really bad on your senator resume, if I'm right, James Polk, very bad. - James Polk. - No, who was, no, before that, no, Jackson was already in his retirement, I believe. My fucking up, who was, who was, where was Nick when you knew? - I know that. - And Nick should have been in all this, I don't know, he had so many like history friends. I'm like, I don't know. It's not about that. - It was 1845 territory and then he was already, so give me a second, I'm researching. - All right, just fucking, they can cut this, but I'm pretty sure it was, I'm pretty sure it was empty. - Keep it all in, Chase. - Could it just have the love of Mark on his head as he was talking and during the research, right? - 56K modem. - Yeah, so by that time, Andrew Jackson was, Nick just texted to you. - By that time, Andrew Jackson was dead, so he was, yeah. - Right, but he was in his, so, his protege was the one who brought Texas in. - We're in region. - We're not, we're not, hold on, god damn it. - I am an idiot, just so we're all good, I'm a dumbass with the cell phone, that's all you guys got to focus on. - He was president from 1829, 1837. - I'm pretty sure I'm right on this, I just got to figure it out. - Andrew Jackson's protege was the first president of Texas. - Andrew Jackson. - Sam Houston? - Yes. - Was Andrew Jackson's protege, is that where you're, yes. - Where we're gonna look right now? - Your degree of confidence is alarming to me. - Andrew Jackson. - Andrew Jackson had several key protege, most notably, James Bulk. - Okay, no mad. - Oh Sam Houston's at the buyer. - There it is. There it is. - He took on as a father figure, it's the last name mentioned. - Yes. - Yes because he became a drunk and then he came back, he was with a chair key for a while. - Yep, yep. - Oh this is his video. - This is his bit. Well he did a bit in the live show too, talking about this a little bit. - Oh who did? - Nick. - Oh, we have a segment for you to see. - So yeah, he talked about the fact that, you know, he basically, he was living like the Avatar life. - Yes. - Where he just like became one with the natives much against the government's wishes. - He showed up to DC in Indian garment. - Yeah. - He thought somebody, like he's one of the shit out of a congressman. - Yep. - So it turns out that's pretty common in history. - As it should be. - Is he the one that, we were a proper nation at one point. - He didn't want to be a leader, is he the one that kind of got put into presidency? And he didn't want that? - Who? - Your guy. - Sam Houston. - Sam Houston. - Oh, if Texas, peer, like, what, how high did he get? - Are you the president? - This is a great talk. - How are you doing, president? - You know, all of a sudden-- - No, it's president. - Yeah. - Yeah, so I will just say this really quick. I want to say it was him or one of the Nick guys, because we talked about this. He did not want to be president. He was like, oh yeah, you should vote for this, dude. - No, no, no, that was, that was a president Garfield. - That's the one. - Were you the one that told me that? - Yes. - Yes. - Okay, Garfield, no. - I love that story. way better when next knot here because he knows everything about it. He's autistic about it. Or Nick is watching this arguing and you are just listening to me. No dude, you know what? Paul Atreides never wanted to be the emperor but he became the leader. He became the lead son. He became the lead son Agay, you know what? So anyway, how do you feel about my hero acting? Honestly, you know, fucking movies and shit. Cody has a much better grasp on Dune than we apparently have on US history. So at least we have a subject matter expert on fucking something. Okay. Anyway, I will say the one Brandon talked about at the gym. That's where I heard it. I love that. It's like a president that didn't want it. And he's like, no, you should vote for that dude. And then everyone starts voting for him. He's like, because it was yeah, the deadlock convention, which I don't know if you guys have seen that new. It's the new Netflix show. It's like four episodes, but it's I think it's death by lightning. It talks about James Garfield's presidency. No, snowflakes. Yeah. So James Garfield is a black woman. Yes. Okay. She's also. First of all, she's also disabled. This is Netflix, not Disney. First of all, first of all, I'm so sorry. It made me chuckle and it was in your direction. You're all good. If you guys didn't notice, place your hand on the Bible. I don't think I'm holding on to that. The gang takes civics. No, the it's an excellent show. No, it just talks about like none of this is good. No, absolutely not. This is a podcast that we lost the time. Thanks for the flight out. Thanks for what is so long and thanks for all the free booze. Okay, so hold on real quick. If I may, they've got me very drunk already. No, blame us. I ordered a lot of drinks by myself. And specifically was the only one at the table who said, no, I don't need food. Okay, we'll say, see, see, now we're talking too much. See, now we're opening up a bag or yeah. Continue. Continue, please. No, no, you're doing great. You're doing great. You're doing great. Oh, I love these are my favorite. My name is Jake and I'm an alcohol. The first step is admitting you. I do. But I also have two beautiful daughters. Fantastic. You guys are bringing up videos and movies and shit. And I don't have time to do that because I'm watching bluey and cars and again, I have seen her. She was a 192 time. You were so enthusiastic this morning. You're like, love the car's movies. Cars one great cars to shit. Cars two great or cars three great. They went too hard into meter. It's been about going too hard into a male name. I was also a, a, a, a, a, altar boy. Sorry, James. If I may ask, why did they go so hard onto a major? What's happening with major? Well, the lower I, there's no way this makes it that the lower the lower IQ you have, right? Yes, true. There's less likely, you know, enough people to tell. So if you're like, I'm making it, no, no, the saw to me joke. Yeah. I didn't do nothing. These are the episodes that like, it seems like such a throwaway. And it's just like, huh, two of 10 audience fucking love it. Alright. Well, we're already hitting. It's like, we have history. We have our comedy. All right, calling that history is a little well, I was the kinder, right? I'll take six out of 10, right? You take five out of 10, right? They call it a day. You're going for taxes, Senator, right? No. No. What are you going for? One out of the sentence. Congress. It's a Congressional race. That's close enough. Yeah. It's a house of representative sports specifically. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. The represent the people. Yeah. I know. I know how that works. Like I said, the gang takes civics. It's like, what's going on? Okay, brand of four. Sorry. Oh, you're good. You're good for the four. Your guy that we're talking about. The president of the field. Yeah. Got voted into. Well, it's a great show because it's a, it's very funny, but it tells like a very real story. And I think they, they were pretty good on their historical accuracy. Obviously, they played up a bunch of stuff and made it, you know, dramatized. But I think he actually served the shortest term. Don't quote me on that. But I think it was the shortest term of any, any president because it was only a few months between him being sworn in and him being shot and killed. Who was that? Uh, president Garfield Garfield. Yeah. Yeah. It's not correct. Do we want to finish? Do we want to finish this podcast on X here? We have Connor Connor fact-checking off screen. Who had shorter than. He died months after he gave his novel speech. That is true. Well, so did, so did Garfield. I think that Taylor was like two months. Well, because Taylor or Zachary Taylor. I think he died because of milk. If I'm not mistaken. Milk and cherries. Yeah. He was like at a summer barbecue and just downed a bunch of milk and it fucking killed him. And cherries. How did he lose stems? No. No. This is how this is why you pasteurized milk. It was like a dessert at the time. It was just cherries and cream. And he ate like gallons. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Was he at the original Paris and cream Paris a great. Is that the way he came from? Apparently. Yeah. That I the only reason I know this is because that was my assignment. We had like a debate thing. I had to do in high school like history. And the president that I was given was Zachary Taylor. And we were fighting some other president. I don't remember who the fuck it was. But the other team nailed a kill shot where they were like, yeah, well, your president died from milk. So shut up. I'm like, fuck. I was wrong because the comments are going to freak out about this, but it was a William Henry Harrison got pneumonia at his inaugural speech because he didn't work cope. And he died two months into his presidency. Okay. Yeah, well, there you go. There you go. I said, it's died. What the fuck? Brandon, what kind of shirt is that? I'm glad you asked Eli. This is a poncho. Brandon and I actually wear poncho so much we constantly end up wearing the same nice poncho shirt. Good thing nobody's ever pointed that out before. Now, if you guys have ever seen one of our live shows or this podcast in general, you'll see Brandon and I wearing these incredibly comfortable gray looking shirts all the time. Fan, pull it up with pictures. They're literally always wearing the same shirt. I got turned on a poncho like a year ago, been wearing them ever since personally prefer. I think this is the Western because it's got the Pearl Snacks because it's hot in Texas. And I like something breathable. Is the thing I find really cool. Brandon, do the glasses trick. So ponchos have this neat little thing in the pocket where you just take your glasses. Now, the other one, be more specific. Get the shit about that. All right. Watch everyone. So if you got fat fingers and you smudge your glasses all the time, the bottom of the shirt actually acts. It has like a microfiber. So you can clean your glasses. I make him clean my phones. He does. I like the hidden little pocket on the breast. Wait, what? Right over here. That a little zipper pocket. I even know about that one. Is that where you hold Cody's heart and his drugs? Things you might need to know. Poncho has put a lot of thought and detail into each one of their shirts. Oh, holy shit. They're soft. They're really fucking soft. Yo, what? That's my one. Like thing is fucking fabric sensitivity. I don't wear uncomfortable shirts. This is comfy as fuck. That's what we wear them all the time. So ponchos got a bunch of great styles. The original Western denim and ultra light. If you're looking for the perfect shirt, something breathable and stands out in a good way, give poncho a try. Go to poncho outdoors.com/unsub and get $10 off your first order. That's P O N C H O outdoors.com/unsub. Dude pneumonia, because you didn't wear a coat that you don't wear a coat when you're outside in DC. Yeah, you should probably wear a it. But what year was this? Do you wear a coat when you're in? Yes. No team 41. He was president for 32 whole days. They don't know about it. Two days. Dear Lord. Bro, in the middle of winter in DC, if you don't wear a coat, I'm going to make so much fun of you if you fucking die. I hate the fuck. I hate the fuck. Makes so much money too. It's so much money off a brand in the bridge. No, no. See that, dude, when I said when I was washing, when I airbrush you onto a fucking T shirt, it's going to, I'm going to make so much money. You're going to put me as your vinyl decal on the back of your free 300 gone too soon. Yeah, it's me great. The tribute merch doesn't go as hard when you die from something real stupid. We just have right. This is gay. It's like now. Overcame that real quick. We got to be obstacle. It's you dead. Oh God, you're going to sell it like the Jesse James pictures. Oh, yeah, just frozen. It's going to be you guys selfieing over my corpse in the hospital pretty much the gang does. My son's godfather dies from lack of coat. Like John's out there just like, yo, the gang does heaven. His gun is a squirt gun because he's called a [BLANK_AUDIO] - It works out perfect, all of it. - My hop was a coat. Did you ever think about not getting pneumonia though? - My real question. - My hop was the weather channel. - Howdy, Doc, man, he has stage four coat. - Stage four. (laughing) - No. - Stage four. - I like that. (laughing) - We're as crying. - Oh, oh, oh, no. We got coat research going on. - Wanna lick her on it? You just saw a coat on top of the casket, call it a day. No American flags, who's the coat? - One of these days will invent a garment that protects people from the cold. - By this one for you. (laughing) - You know, you can see it. - Oh, I love it. - Do you guys see that, that new thing that came out? There was some criminal thing that come across. 'Cause I almost come across the criminal things. Like the ops are always trying to get each other. - A dude died 23 years ago and an op blew his grave up with dynamite. - What? - He went out to his grave and just blew it up. - That's a level of petty. - It was 23 years later after he killed an op and he went out there and they blew it up. - Oh, that's fine. - What year was this? - It was just 23 years ago, apparently. - So he waited, found where he was dude. - And they just blew his fucking grave up. - So 23 years ago, from today. - Yeah. - So it was 2002. - Yeah. - That's some hate. - Yeah. - I figured this would be like 1900, like access to dynamite. You could just like, buy that. You're like, oh, I gotta go blow a fucking hole in them hills. - I mean, I'm gonna do that to your grave when you die, though. If I live 23 years further than you. - It's fine 'cause it made sense. 'Cause blowing shit up, man. - Because I think it's funny to shit. - Well, at least then you could, well, if you blew up my grave site, at least nobody will know I died from pneumonia. From no coat. - No coat, no coat, my boy. - That no coat. - And see ya. - What are the, what are the polymarket odds this episode ever airs? - I so far. - This is okay. - This is okay. - All right. - I will say this though. You know what now, you know, somebody, see there's no shot, dude. - Ah, there's no shot this air. Is this gonna be like a Patreon bullshit or a Pepper Box or whatever? - Like a Christmas episode of me, right? - But we know what now, you know, you see these things or the back of the vehicles or on T-shirts, it says gone too soon. But then they got shot, right? That's the entire point of a bullet. It's supposed to get there pretty fucking soon. - So, I don't understand the gone too soon. - There was a purpose for that. - I have to, okay, for like, where did, when was the first time you were like, I'm gonna make some videos. Like what made that thought process happen? - Oh no, no, no, no, no, we're on me. Now, so before all social media, I was the dude and the main focus for me and I think we were probably all raised somewhat the same way. I was raised to where you, yeah. But no, you wake up, you go to work, you support a family and then you die. And I was completely fine with that. I don't care about that. As long as my family was happy, that's all that mattered. Before social media, I had like 12 likes on a picture on Facebook one time. I never did anything social media. And then I went to my brother's, I think it was a 16th birthday party. I flew out, they were in North Carolina at time. - And real quick, what was your job working at this time? When you, when like, I mean, - Oh, I didn't exist before social media. - I'm like, baby Jesus, Jesus. - What job were you doing before you, like, you saw your social media started? - So right before I was, I had a union job. Climbing polls for 11. My mom couldn't keep me off him. - Yeah, I was climbing polls up in the mountain and Colorado for those of you who don't know where I'm from. - We come straight. - I went from markets originally, but I was living in Colorado and I was climbing polls up in the mountain and doing all that and had a union job, had a really good job and all that. And I didn't know there was a strippers union. - That's why I didn't either. - You climbing polls, going down. I didn't know there was a senators union. (laughing) Actually, first of all, have fun. - That doesn't apply to me. - It works. - Hey, Paul Bunion. (laughing) - But no, so that's what I was doing, man. - Paul Bunion? - There's a polls north woods. I don't know. - Brian, it's not here. - Your climb polls food, dude. (laughing) - Thank you. (laughing) - If you talk about climbing polls, like you had a spaction of boon, you climb up the polls. I did that for a few minutes. - Oh yeah, no, you were having polls, sir. - No shit. - I did that for a few minutes. - For AT&T, yeah, I did that for a minute. - Every like, same thing. - I should have the same thing. I was a 15 foot cowboy. - Yeah, I was AT&T climbing up polls to put in lines and stuff. - Yeah, so we were doing a lot of stuff up in the mountains. - That's your husband. - Every three months, we do a podcast and I find a new fucking Cody lore. - I never knew you did that. - Yeah, dude. What do you call that? - You're gonna hurt your own friends, man. I'm just gonna say here. - What do you call it when you have the spikes in your shoes and you're climbing up the polls? - Yeah. - Gavin, yeah, I did that for a minute too. - Yeah, no, so I was doing that up in the mountain and getting-- - I fucking, I tell people this. I was like, I do that. - Obviously, you tell everyone. (laughing) - I don't like to tell people what I did before I did YouTube, so yeah. - I did exist in the same thing. - This is a worse. - But no, I actually feel that. - All right. - If someone was one, our privacy. - All right. - Oh, right, I think it came across really aggressive. (laughing) - Especially since you said it on British. - No, Gavin polls and doing all that. And the job was great and it was fantastic. And I just started making random ass videos. Flying out, and when I flew out to my brother's birthday, he had one of his buddies that they were all hooting and hollering about how one of them got like 30,000 views on a video, right? And my little brother's 10 years younger than me. So I was like, oh, this would be a good way to maybe, you know, connect with them. So I made a thing instead of talking about work stuff. And I was like, maybe I get 1,000 followers and he can, you know, we can talk about, you know, TikTok, I didn't know anything about this. As far as content winner, as far as social media goes, to this day, I think it's still dumb is fuck. Anyway, no, he's gonna, yeah, I get a good closer. But anyway, so I went home and I made a TikTok account and it just kind of blew up overnight. - What was this? - 2020. - Okay, yeah, so. - February of 2020. - Sure. - And then he blew up and then I remember coming home to my wife and I was like, hey, we have like 10,000. What happens if it's 10,000 or a million or whatever it might be and then just kept making videos and it just kind of worked. And now I'm, you know, on all sorts of other platforms. But I just, I hopped in my truck. You guys have such a great place here and whatnot. I got very lucky into where I sit in my truck and I hold my phone like this. I say some fuck shit and then I hold my phone like this and I say some fucking, I just keep going back and forth until all my jokes are done and then I walk inside my house and I go hang out with my children, which is such a blessing in a tone way. It's just so fucking wild, dude, how all this works. It's the new white picket fence of America, I feel like, which is kind of ass, let's be honest. The new American dream is followers, but I'll take it. Hey, GFC by a hat, which you better keep that in. GFC stands for, get fuck, get cancer, global financial crisis, grotesque, fucking child. I mean so many different things. It is whatever you want to make it. Yeah, exactly. You know, the craziest fucking story you told me about that, like going up poles like that. Yeah, yeah. Like you get to the top and you go to go back down, but you gotta look down before you go back down the pole when you're in it, because there was like one dude and like the unit that I worked for. Union jobs. One of the poles, a spike came out a little bit, like one of the wooden spikes. And you dropped back down a little bit and went up his asshole and it went into his heart. What? So you always gotta look out for that. What went into it, all you have to do is not do that. Yeah, I know, that's crazy. There's a guy that did that, so that's why I was a little scared. I was like so scared of one of the poles, like into his heart. Yeah, so you got the spikes on your heels and you're going with the fucking pole, right? And like you always gotta look down and make sure like when you come back down, one dude just kind of like dropped a little bit, 'cause sometimes you drop and you catch yourself. Pull burning a pole, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And like a mortal combat pit. Yeah, so like a piece of the pole, like a little piece of the pole came up. Like a shark of the pole. Like a, yeah. You gotta splinter to his heart. You gotta splinter that came up as a pole went into his heart. He went through his, he got fucking bladded. Yeah, bladded, basically, yeah, fuck. Yeah, that's what you gotta work out for, fun fact. Because I mean, these poles don't get, he might've been hand over time. So you might be working a pole that's just been around for like a couple of years now, like 20 years. They, they, they, they, they splinter. And so you're like, you're shoving your, you're shoving your heels into this fucking pole and you go up and then you're, you're coming back down and a dude dropped just like three feet, which happens and you just dig your poles back in. Whatever you fell a little bit. And sometimes there's like, and that's what they warned us about. There's just like a little spike and it could be, you know, like two inches around. It just goes up your ass and shoves it in the heart. Dude, that's some shit that I would see. That's like, two o'clock in the morning. Just do that. That is a crazy, that is a crazy, that is a crazy. That's just do that, but there's a possibility. If you fuck up, I'd be watching like a thousand ways to die on Spike TV and like see some story like that and think now. - Oh, shit, you didn't know I did that shit too. - Oh, no, I had no fucking clue. - I've known you for how long, I had never known that. - I fucking used to climb poles too. - It's fun as fuck. - But if you burn a pole, like what do you start so? Yeah, obviously that piece of wood came up as sass, but I did burn a pole one time speaking on that. I was coming down, I was trying to come down too quick, and I burned the pole, and then as I got to the bottom, luckily, I ended up okay, but I have a scar right here, right next to my penis. And yes, from where I'm straight up. So that was a big ass splinter, but splinter went straight up my, it's close to my, my ball sack, my asshole. How close did it? - It's a moral. - Enough. - That's terrible. - That's the most scary, like, legs, most terrifying part, that's a moral. You're just like, boom. - 10 seconds. - You're like, I don't have kids at the time, so it would've worked out. - The amount of time it would take you to get off that pole, you don't have enough time to turn a kid or anything like that, you're just fucking. - And at the time, so I was climbing the poles up in the mountain, so like I was in the middle of nowhere, up in the Rockies in Colorado, and so. - If it did, Nick, I probably could've gotta say that word, right? Golly. - If I did, Nick. - That's loud. - You know, I would've had enough of a time to, you know, call my family to say I love 'em, but that, so it went all the way up to his heart. - Yeah, yeah. A big splinter came all the way to the park in the pole. - So it was an old pole, and he was climbing up to get something, and he came down, fixing things, came down, a little bit too hard, and he fell in the, yeah, that just little splinter just like went up as he fell into his heart, didn't even know. - Killed him. - That was in the cards, although if you did, just catch the femoral, like just on the way down. - I make it. And in the, yeah, I get a really cool YouTube video by the unsubpodcast about the history of burning poles, you know, right away, Nick? - You like a mouthful of hardwood, yes. - Go on. - Then boy, do I have a product for you. - I'm reenlisting in the Navy. - No, not this time. - Oh, the product is fume. - What's fume? - It's an amazing device for those trying to kick those nasty habits. - When you said hardwood, you actually met hardwood. - I'm sorry to disappoint, but yes, I mean literal hardwood. - I love hardwood in my mouth. - Wait, you know what's gare than hardwood in your mouth? - Dying from cancer. - A fume has an award-winning design. - There's no battery, no chemicals, just flavored air. - Dile that air flow with the clickies. - When you ever tried maple pepper? - No, I like crisp mint because I'm a coward when it comes to flavors. - Cody, what's your favorite? - I don't know about flavor, but John C. Fume told me it was sexy and sleek. - That is a sexy and sleek piece of wood right there Cody. - Oh yeah, put it in your mouth, suck that flavored air. - Quit cranking your wood on camera. Start your guilt-free journey with the Good Habit and use code unsub where you can get a free gift with purchase and start your long overdue breakup. - Just head to trifume.com/onsub and use code unsub to start your Good Habit today. - This might not end up, John. - Hi. - I used to, I used to climb telephone poles and they couldn't tell you're full and go into your heart. Yeah, you were about, you were about three years old at the end of me doing that job and I decided, I don't wanna do this anymore. I used to climb telephone poles and fix the wires. - Did you know that about your dad? - No, no dad, Lord. - Yeah, fucking, no one of us knew that about your dad either. - I can, none of us knew Cody did this. John, he risked his life used to like try to put stuff and start like plug-ins, quite the start there. - He's the plug shit in there, dude. - He used to put butter knives in the sockets. (laughing) - It's like the video game, the what's your daddy? Who's your daddy? - Yeah, who's your daddy? - Yeah, that's a great game. - Jesus Christ. - Like one player plays at the father of the other. - John, I didn't even think I'd get so mad at you. Dad has done every job on the planet. - That's how you land on social media. - But now you have a very fantastic kid of. John, you are, for a 16 year old too, like you turned out good, kid. - Yeah, hey mate, mate. How good is he at making like jack-in-cogs? - John. (laughing) - I'll put it this way, I'm his godfather. You wanna make me a jack-in-cog-in? - I'm asking permission from your father. - Yeah, it's fine, it's fine if not. - This is not false. - I'm running a coffee cup right now. - You heard me say seven retarded uncles earlier, right? So his godfather is this guy. - Legally, this is his godfather. But he's grown up for the past six years around. Be lie, me, Brandon, Nick, Fatalex Trish and all of our group. So I don't know what his outlook is. - So now he's just doing his best. - Well, the running joke for the last fucking five years has been one of these days. He's gonna write a tell-all book called my seven retarded uncles. - Just make sure they're dumbest social media before you do that, make your own bag afterwards. - Make that bag, buddy. - I love it. - My lawyer will talk to you, it's fine. (laughing) - A little savage over there, we're like name. And how he will burn, even us. It's like, yeah, you were raised around us. Jesus, don't do that at high school, please, that would be you. - Maybe do it at high school. - Kick down self. - He'll be fine, and he'll be all right. - I know, he's been around people like us long enough that he's funny beyond his years. So like when he gets to college, he's either going to crush it or get his ass kicked. - How good of a shit dog is he? - Pretty fucking good. - Everyone can throw in. - No, a trowel man. - Wait, you got news. First off, you have. (laughing) (laughing) - Yeah, don't play with me. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. That's right, gay boy. - Well, that's the intro of this one. - Trowel, come here. - It's gonna be anywhere, now they start everyone kisses down the road. - You dropped your wallet, and I didn't want to say anything, but it's the one that says, "Bad mother fucker." - Hell yeah, brother. - Well, let's start the podcast with that. - It's perfect. - Oh, dude. - It's gonna be us. - I always told my wife, Chad. It's not gay if it's a dude. (laughing) - That's how that works. - Being a parent, though. - Ooh, do you love it or? - Dad, I cannot stress this enough. So, I lost two of my babies, so we lost two, and then, when my oldest now, they're two and one, I have Irish twins, 12 months apart, and when she popped out, I'll tell you what, it was mesmerizing. Oh, can we talk with your son or whatever. Were you in the room when the birth was happening? - 100%. - Okay, so, all right. - He wasn't there when the conception was happening. (laughing) - I was just helping him say, "Oh, no, no, no, no, it's kid." - I'm just sitting in the chair on the other side. - I love it. And then, we just clip that you kissing him, and it's like, "How do you like that?" - And then, "I loved it." (laughing) - And then, you were like, "Oh, me for words." - And then you were like, "Well, I'll put you in real serious for this thing." - Man, this is hard to follow. - You guys are gonna clip me in the comment section. So, it's just in case, you're retarded. (laughing) - What was it that you clipped me saying in the (laughing) - Oh, I love loads in my butt. (laughing) - I went through just clipping through my butt. - I went through that video. - Yeah, I love loads in my butt. - I went through the Kurt Cobain video. I was playing it 'cause I was like, "Oh, I made reference to it in the pepper box video that I made." And I was like, "Oh yeah, here's an actual quote "from Brandon Herrera's video on that." And then, I just went through and I found all, I was like, "What sentence can I fucking make?" And I heard him say the words, "I love and loads." And I was like, "You know, we got something here." I love loads in my butt. - I love loads in my butt. - And then you're now on Pepper Box? - Yes, sir. - I'm fucking, where are they? I'm finding you on Pepper Box. And then, whateverbox.tv, KingTrow, and also on YouTube. And you're doing fucking amazing out the gate, which is awesome to see. - Thanks, Dad. - You're like, "Okay, I like it." - And tell me you love me. - I love you. - I love you. - Oh my god, you're doing it. - That's how I know he's a veteran. (laughing) - Well, speaking of kids, I wanted to do that before they popped out, because that was perfect. - So anyway, you were in the room back to the magic of Fatherhood. - Oh yeah, dude, hell yeah, brother. - Now that we have guests, tell me about your life. - Yeah, yeah. - You know, baby girl, I was in the room. All right, I was in the room. - Jesus Christ. - Where are we going right now? I don't know. - No, get emotional. - No, get emotional. - Okay, we're good. - Here, we're really quick. Do you want to swap out for kids' stories? 'Cause family, family, you have a kiddo. - Yeah, get the fuck out. - That's why I have no children. Two miscarriages, no children. - Why two miscarriages, too? And like, I got two now, like, it works out eventually. - Yeah, you're still with your wife, though. - Oh, yeah, that's 'cause I fell in love. I think that's how it gets. (laughing) - She faced family while I was here. You unlovable fuck. Why not? Anyway, 80, 80. (laughing) - It's so hard. - I love this. - This podcast was a combat sport. - I didn't, we were just going to fucking like, "Puh! Puh!" (laughing) - It's here, a war. - No, we just didn't. low today, fuck, you should move here, that's actually the best compliment. Say hi to bar none, but were you in the room too with your, your kittens? Like when they were born? Yeah. Now when they were, they were born. Oh man, you wanna hear a gnarly one when he was born? Absolutely. Holy shit. So they, they, they clipped it off at the wrong point or not a wrong point. Yeah, they clipped the umbilical cord off where it was kind of a, I don't know, pressure building point. Yeah. And so when I, like, you got to cut the cord, like, you know, dad's got to cut the cord. It's gummy, right? I cut the cord and it just sprayed in my mouth and all over my face. Why do you use your teeth? Yeah. I should have grown that. There was a lot of pressure build up. Yeah. And it went, and I was like, I love this kid. You know, that's stem cells of your own DNA, you know? Yeah. Yeah. People came along to be mad about that. I wasn't even disgusted by it. A piece of you in your face. I started that at that time. It was kind of cool. Right. Was that related to you being an officer boy or? Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to actually break over. That was 14. Sorry. We're, we're getting ahead of ourselves. Yeah. Try to give you my life story here. So Cody, you went. Yeah. Just. I love him. The IUD turned into an IED. That's crazy. Apparently the IUD didn't work. There we go. I love this. You're never, you're never getting hired. I have different run. So I'm right. Yeah. I hope you're right. Sorry. Representatives. You could represent me any day, baby. Go. I'm not going to kiss you. Like God damn it. So you're home of hope. No, you turned it so fast. So you don't support the gaze. He only kisses me. Yeah. Can I kiss you? No, I'm monogamous. Is that's that's the problem. Oh, you know what? That's fair. But it's not cheating if it's gay. That's what you keep telling your wife. Oh, I was just asking if you guys were in there because I like I've seen some guys that won't go in there. It's like, oh, it's disgusting blah, blah, blah. And anybody and by the way, this goes for everybody here. Anybody who says that the childbirth is beautiful and all that you're stupid. What it is is dope is fuck is what it is. So I'm sitting there. I'm in the room. My baby's about to be delivered. My first one. And our member is I was on the dead couch. So I almost lost my wife. So we lost two. And then on the third one, Amber Lee, my oldest. She damn their night. So I was sitting bedside with her the night before watching. I was sitting there. I was sitting there. I was sitting there. And then Amber Lee, my oldest, she damn their night. Making sure blood pressure and all that was good. And then this I don't know if I want to talk about it. It was it was it was it had you. Okay. Well, don't put this on me. All right. Let me blame people. Okay. What did I say before? Anyway, no. So I'm sitting there next to her bedside and watching that. And it was like four or five in the morning. She's still going through some issues. She had some called help syndrome. So it's one above preclampsia. So I don't know if you guys know it. I do not know it. It's so preclampsia. You get like little blood pressure. I don't fully understand it. So I'm still a dude. But preclampsia. And then once you get past preclampsia, you're going to help syndrome, which stands for like high. High something low pressure, whatever it might be. Anyway, they were worried about her bleeding out when the baby came out. Right. So we were sitting there. And I was there till out for and then the nurse came in so she's good right now. So I finally laid on, you know, the dead bed that's in there. And I get walking up three hours later saying, oh, we're about there. So I pop up. I'm all over the place. And then my wife asked, she was like, hey, if the baby's coming, can you get me Starbucks? There were Starbucks inside the hospital, right. And I asked the nurse. I was like, do I have enough time to do this? And she said, yeah, we're probably still about 30 minutes away. So I run downstairs, I get the starbeats, I get a skinny, she won't from Starbucks. She does a chylote, ice chylote, still to this day, ice chylote. And I got a skinny vanilla latte, girly figure and all that, you know what it is, low calorie and all that. And then so I do that. I'm probably gone. I shit you not for probably eight minutes. And as I come back up, I come into the room and there's like 14 people there because they have to worry about your wife, obviously. So there's two different for people who don't know. There's people there for the baby and there's people there for the mother, right. So, but because of where she was at, there was the whole fucking surgical team there. And so I'm like, what the hell? And they're like, oh, she's in here. And I was like, okay, so I run over the bedside. I put the drinks down. And I'm standing there just off to the side, trying to get out of their way just to get anything happens. And then the OB-GYN comes in, you know, the delivery lady. She comes in, she goes, dad, hold the leg. They didn't put her in stir-ups. Said, dad, hold the leg. And I'm sitting there like, okay, and keep in mind, me and my wife had the conversation. I wasn't going to look into the God's 3D printer, right? And she didn't want me to. That was her choice. She was like, I don't want you to see that, whatever. But I was like, okay, I mean, did you? Oh, I did. Yeah, we're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there. So I'm holding the leg and she's pushing so hard against my shoulder. I lift, all right. But I am pushing. I am doing my best. Holding that leg up and there's another nurse on the other side holding the other leg up, right. And I'm looking at her. I was like, baby, you're doing so well, blah, blah, blah. And then this bitch, all right. This bit, not my wife, the doctor lady, this bitch, she goes, oh, oh, there's the head. We all have been there to where when somebody says some shit, you're like, what do you mean? So I'm here. So keep in mind, like, her leg is right here and my shoulder's here. This is the left or right leg. Yeah, yeah, right leg. No, no, no, her knee, her knee is bent. So I'm holding her knee bent like this. Yeah, like this. No, no, it's not over. Which side of the leg is the woman on? You are holding her left or right leg the same way we made the child. Anyway, but we're doing this, right. And then and then I'm looking at her. I was like, baby, you're doing so good, blah, blah, blah. And then she said that and everything my wife told me, she's like, I don't want you to look at, you know, the birth. And I think a lot of women go through this and ladies, if your man has a problem with you, given birth, he's a bitch ass made any who is these somebody I was like, baby, we're good. And then she said that. Like, oh, here's the top of that. Oh, no, you're right. I'm right here. No, I'm good. But no, here's the tip of the head. So all I did was. And right. So I'm looking down and then I see I was like, Oh, that's the tip of the head. And I love back my wife. And she's so in pain, she doesn't know what the hell is going on. You know, she's just doing her best. And then epidural. No. Yes. Yeah. Which is helps syndrome. So that goes above where the epidural is at. So she's in a bunch of pain up top. Which is one of my favorite spots. But so I'm doing that. And I'm looking back at her. I was like, baby, you're doing good. And then the doctor at that point's like, Oh, here she comes. And then all of a sudden the heads out. And then I watch this doctor take my daughter's head and rip her out. And part of my brain went like easy, bitch. All right. That was a bit aggressive. Apparently, that's normal. But for me, I don't know. I've never been here before. Right. I wanted to be like Google maps and put her back in her lane. But apparently that's normal. And it's violent. For people who do not know. Hey, who wants the heads out? Dude, it's crazy. How? Because I had the same reaction with Brian. He came up five past tiny little. Oh, she was pretty me too. Yeah. Yeah. And but how are you like? Okay. You're out. It is not a calm slow. It's like how they put in hips because like a sludge hammer just a whacking way. Brandon Brandon. Cutie column. The one word win AK 50. I sense the disturbance in the force. What's up? How do you like those turtle beach noise canceling headphones? They're the still 700. They're fantastic. The noise canceling is so good. All I hear is tonight is. Ah, God, these are comfortable. They're really comfy. Yeah, those are dope. Turtle Beach makes them range your pro. You went January. Actually, Cody actually like put those on. Oh. Dude, those are legit comfortable. Turtle Beach, what you doing over there girl? You make it so hot ass stuff like your squishies. 3D spatial audio to improve your gaming that work really good in Tarkov, your people's footsteps and in PUBG. I can't wait to use a turtle beach headset to listen for footsteps in Tarkov running the new AK 50 while I get still killed from a woodline. Can't see what Eli. There's a global cabal that's working behind the scenes to control all media. And that's why we should have never gone off the gold standard. Hey, hold on. Hold on. 80 hour battery life. Holy s**t. There's a lot of switches. Can't stress enough how comfortable these are. And if you've been in a long gaming session, which I'm sure all of us have, unfortunately, I wear adult diapers when I play World of Warcraft. - You should be euthanized. - Ha! (laughing) - Also controls, headphones, great, this, game hard. - Head to Turtle Beach and use code unsub for 10% off your entire order. - That's 10% off your entire order at turtlebeach.com with using code unsub. - After you're purchased, they'll ask you where you heard about them. Please support unsub and tell them where you got them. - Tell them unsub since they're regards. - 'Cause I've seen births before. Like I know how everything happens. Like to me, it's not crazy. But I also know enough to know that I've never, I've never been there in the room for the birth of my child. I've been told by certain people that like, it's like, oh yeah, a lot of people pass out, a lot of people, whatever. And to me, I'm like, I don't understand that. Yeah, my cow. - They show, but it's one of those things. I like, I've never been there done that so I can't say shit about it. But in my mind, I'm like, that, if you pass out from that, that seems-- - It's called marketing, so they're doing the, they're showing you the best births. They're not like-- - Not the, you have to substitute. - I'm just trying to see it. You had to subscribe to see everything. - A pepper box exclusive. - Pepper box burping channel. We start that too. - I plan to have an a third child. Pepper box exclusive. - Oh god. - You deliver babies, yeah. - Does your wife talk about this yet? - No, but I feel like we make a bunch of money. - But no, anyway, she gets pulled out and obviously now I'm worried about my wife for it. And I remember that all that's happening, they, you know, the babies out, they put them in the warmer. You know what I mean? - Yeah. - Right, put them in the warmer and whatever. Now I'm worried about my wife and they're, you know, fixing all up and they, so you, not only have the birth of the child, you have the birth of the placenta as well. So they're getting all that out and they're like, "Oh, we have to scrape some of it out." Like it's a fucking, I don't know. They're putting a knife in there and they're just like, "Oh, we got to scrape out the uterus or whatever." I was like, "What are you talking about?" So anyway, all that comes out and then they pull up a black and they're like, "Oh, she didn't bleed as much as she did or as much as we thought she would." And they're holding up a big ass bag of blood. And I'm like, "That's a bit, that's more blood than I would think would be acceptable personally." And it scared the shit out of me. - But she did live, obviously, and we had a second channel that's very big. - Oh yeah, kids, congratulations, kids. - Cheers. - Cheers. - Woo. - Oh no, there you are. - John, I love you. - John. (laughing) - John, I'll meet you later. (laughing) - But it is weird watching everything on film. Cody would, John, how was that? Like when you're watching the birth and you're like, "Wow." - Oh, that's what happens. (laughing) - Yeah, there's a lot more. - That come was fun. (laughing) - And that come was fun. - Zero reaction from John. (laughing) - That came was fun, I like that. I mean, that's been real. Having a kid is just keeping come as a pet. (laughing) - My come pet. - My tummy mom. (laughing) - And you could call a pregnancy a comey ache. - You're crushing it right now. - All right, do you guys. - There was like being racist on Instagram. (laughing) - I like how to switch it from this topic. - There was one time, I did get in trouble and trouble, whatever I got, like internet canceled for the four years doing pregnancy. (laughing) - It was 'cause I got in a fight with the head of mom's demand action, the fucking anti-gun group. And I'm like, why do you think you're an expert opinion now? Just because you have a come trophy, doesn't make you a fucking valistics expert. - I forgot about that. - I got blocked by that group, pretty quick. - It's due to be like Shannon Watts. - I don't know how Shannon's doing. - I actually want to know with what was your first video that you're like, oh, this can turn into something way bigger. 'Cause you have a couple and we've shown, I should have brained them one year this week. - I know that guy, I do know that guy. - That is now the one I showed to everyone else. The black face? - Yes. - Okay. - Well, a lot happened before the black face. - That's right. - Usually that is the case. - Yup, yup, yup. - That's your Hail Mary. But no, I never really had a big one. I never really blew up and you see some of these folks on the internet, they go from zero to five million overnight. - Nick. - I've just been kind of growing steadily for years. So I never really had like a big one, but that one did bring a lot of eyes. And for those of you who are watching, just go watch it. Before you judge me, okay. Just go watch the black face video. It's very funny. - Chase. - Here if we can and we'll see you in post. And there we go. - That's possible. - It's a line. We're gonna have to figure out. - Chase share a video right now. - Of the shareholders at this table. I'm cool with it. - I'm cool with it. - All right, well there it is. Chase pull it up. - Never. - Go. - Go. - Re-dried. - I think we all just found out I can't contour with shit. But who am I? Are you ready? - Thank you. - Next. - Just to be saying what you search and where it falls. - Have you ever seen the ShadowCock video? That was probably the biggest one. - I don't think so. - I don't think so. - You've never seen the ShadowCock? - No. - Okay, pull it up real quick. - Kill it. - No shit. - You got to show. - All right. - A shit can do it. - So can I. - Oh no. - Bam, bam, bam. (all laughing) - Bam, bam, bam, bam. - Now, Chase never mind. (all laughing) - Just hold on. - You're gonna have to burn that. - Chad, you're gonna have to search it up yourself. - Can I choke on her? - I just want them to see this. - Now keep in mind though, the first take of that. So I'm doing that, trying to get the shadow right. The first take of that, I want to go swing. So I just mash my shaft, right. But my pinky just absolutely obliterates my balls. I was on the ground for 15 minutes without hard to hit. No. - I like to hear you guys knew what was happening before. (all laughing) It's the best video I haven't made. (all laughing) Oh my god. It's the best video I've ever made and they got banned off every platform. - Why? (all laughing) - What's it, you're (beep) - Watch imagination doing. - Doing okay, I'm gonna freeze frame this after the stream so you guys can see. You can see the hairs on her Libya. All right. - I don't want her Libya. - She can do it. - Libya. - That works. (all laughing) - I don't know. - I don't want females to have hair. - Dude, you can see the hairs on Moomar Gaddafi down there. (all laughing) - Her clinching. - They made me drink. - Her walrus. (all laughing) - It's just intonation. - I can see the spot, yeah. (all laughing) - All right, the clotters, I was doing, she almost died. All of our fuckin' significant others are watching this podcast going like, yeah, this tracks. - Yeah, I love it. - It's explained so much. - This is so happy. - I think we have 10 minutes to use it, both fucking. - Oh, my joy is saying. - I'm my joy is saying. - I get canceled, that was it. - That was the one. - That was the one. - Yeah. (all laughing) - I love we ask them, what was your piece of content? Like, you're most proud of. He's like, here's my-- (all laughing) - Swing and hog, you're right. (all laughing) - Well, well, well. - I can do that. - I'm very proud of it. - Did you pre-game that video? You're like, I gotta look and press. - Okay, well hold on, hold on. - Would you have to talk to you about this? - I would not like it now that you've put it off that way. - In Saturday. - I just watched you kiss a man half an hour ago. (all laughing) - Vote. - Vote Brandon. (all laughing) - I don't know, that's always the go-to. - Voterely vote often. - Oh, because any of this loses the elections. (all laughing) - That's one of those things that everybody's like, oh, well, I want to support veterans and then they hear how veterans actually talk. - I'm just a fucking aghast. - No, I'm just the dumb ass with this elephant. I'm just kinda funny sometimes. - I'm love. - Dear God, this is-- - I don't even know how long we've gone, but I think we got three more hours. - I think we got three more hours left. - Yeah, about three more hours. - Perfect amount of hours. Okay, so of these first videos you've launched, Blackface video, that did decent. - That was like three years in. - But yeah. - Staple point though. - No. - Were you not worried at all? - I feel like most people would consider Blackface to Highwater Mark. - I mean, no, so there was a story behind that, 'cause it was a lady that did Whiteface, right? And she said, oh, you want to do Blackface, then do it, and then see what your boss says, and then I came on screen and I said, okay, well, I'm my own boss. And then it did it-- - Now what'd you do in between that? Who'd you text? Who'd you call her tax? - Obama. - No. - Permanco. - Yeah. - Oh, oh shit. My fellow Americans. - This is my evil last fortress. (laughing) - No. (laughing) - All right. - Good luck. - So, that's a bad idea? - I'm glad at this point, I feel like I am at the boy. No, so with the Blackface video, all that happens, and as you did that, and I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna do this. And my wife was out getting makeup and whatnot, and I texted her and I was like, hey, I need you to find me the darkest foundation makeup. I'm really bad at this, all right, boys. - No, you get to know where. - If I'm moving it, you sit where you are, and I got you. - So anyway, I was sitting there. And I was like, I saw the video. So, the way I do my content is I have no drafts or nothing. I see something. like I can shit on that and then I make the video right. And that one came across and I take some of my wife 'cause I knew she was already there. I was like give me the darkest foundation that you can find there. And I think she knew where I was going with it 'cause she did not bring me the darkest foundation full stop. She did not. No, I looked, I looked deportable. Actually it was what she brought me. - You did brown face. - Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what I said in the video, if you guys want to go watch it, I was like, oh, so Ariana Grande can do this shit but it's a problem if I do it, that's bullshit 'cause you can sing and that's basically the whole, it's nothing crazy. I did act like I got shot by police but that's not folks on that. And that one did blow up, that was my big point on YouTube. For sure, I started YouTube about a year ago. Year and a half ago, whatever it might be. And that was the one that was like, I had like 6,000 and then it just blew up after that one. 'Cause I was just looking at that this morning. What, that has on YouTube, how many views? - I don't know, like, oh million. - Yeah, 4.3 million views on just YouTube. And that's the one. - Oh, there were six of those, by the way. - So, I have as many people as watched Game of Thrones finale watched you do black face. - Okay, well, when you put it like that, I don't pay attention to analytics personally. Like these guys, for anybody watching, I'm not a big numbers guy, but I'm not a big numbers guy. As long as my Bay, as long as I call my wife and she says I could buy a shit, we're good. - Not a big numbers, Gay. - I love most content creators. What I've seen that in that spot, can be like I'm doing black face every week. - They should do a numbers. - Yeah, let it go. Maybe they're red lips. - Oh, no, no, no, no. It got real awkward with my daughters or boy. And I was like, and they're gonna think daddy's leaving. But I said, (laughing) - Jesus Christ. (laughing) - But anyway, by the way, you don't need to know me. - They're my boy. - What's up? - You have Negotine over there. - Yeah, I was just like this. - Please, please, please, please, please. - Yes, sir. - All day long. - See? If this was milk. - Ay. - Hey, here, here. - Well, one more time. - Hey, you probably heard of yellow fresh. - Hello, fresh. - Hello, fresh. - Like, of course, you'd think it's yellow fresh. - You would. - How'd it get though? - For the number one meal kit in America, making home cooking easy by delivering chef-crafted recipes and ingredients directly to your door. - This isn't the hello, fresh. You remember it's bigger. - What you call me? - They've doubled their menu. 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I've actually been using Hello Fresh for years, paying for it and it's always a great value and it's always really good recipes. - I have actually done the same and it was, I will admit, it was pretty, pretty damn good. - Now Hello Fresh or a meal replacement program like that is cheaper than going (beep) at this point. - Dude, yeah, it's expensive as fast foods. Can you get it? - Go to hellofresh.com/unsub10fm and get 10 free meals now. - Plus a free breakfast for life. - A whole breakfast for free for life. One per box with active subscription. - Free meals applied as discount on first box. New subscribers only variance by plan. - That's hellofresh.com/unsub10fm to get 10 free meals plus a free breakfast for life. - They're only gonna get me asking them and then me getting back. That's all that's gonna end up in the final edit. - No, no, that's the funny part. It's like anybody tries to use any of this against me at any future date which will objectively happen. If it's funny enough, they won't be able to. - Correct. - Because it's funny, I don't care. - 'Cause it's in good humor. - It's in great humor. - You were talking about it though? Like honestly, I mean, if that's the case and you want everybody to know everything about you. So our conversation earlier about deporting Asians as well. How do you defend that, sir? - Yeah. - Which kind of Asians? - Yeah, so you didn't think that far ahead in the bit. - I didn't, I didn't know. No, that was a bad bit. That's a bad bit, cut that. - Now, cut that. - And now we're keeping that. - Or the Indians. - Something I've been wondering though, we talked about it a little bit earlier. - Yes, sir. Slurs for white people. - I want this so bad right now. - I'm still trying to find the slur that I could be called to be offended by and I have not found it yet as a white man. - I actually, I think as soon as we talked about it, I think I found it. - I heard one of them upstairs. - Poor. - My good, sir, I've been poor before. - Oh, okay, well. - Okay, I've been poor as fuck. - Exactly. - I was like, I'll say. - I pick a lane. - Where were you not? - We lived in trailers. - Yeah. - That's it. - There were only two of that. - By the way, this podcast goes away when they get deported. It's just gonna be me. - Yeah. - We got along 'cause it's about getting for it, but yeah, we lived in trailers, Brandon grew up poor. We have had very rough upbringings. So I have been trying to find the white slur that I could be offended by and have yet to find one. - We were talking about the white slur. - The closest I saw in that list, 'cause we looked at, before the podcast turned on, before the cameras turned on, we were looking through the list on Wikipedia of like, ethnic slurs for white people. - I was white trash at one point in my life. Okay, cool. - We have terrible slurs. - I know, I want a slur. But there's not, okay, I'll put it this way. There's not a funny slur. - Yeah. - Milk Cricket. - Well, it's like mayonnaise monkey. - Man, mayonnaise monkey. - But you're still. - I think we're all dying right now. I think that's a good line. (laughing) - That's the funniest part I've heard. - At least the cricket got the milk. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I love this. Milk Cricket's great. - Milk, it's a good thing to have things. - They know, they, I just wanna be offended. At this point, I wanna be offended. Like, give me something to my consultant. I'm so sorry. - I'm so dying right now. - I'm not. - Which slurs? - 'Cause 'cause cracker doesn't do it anymore. - Come on, everyone says cracker. - Yeah, saltine and all that bullshit. - Well, we were talking about it earlier. Like, some of the slurs for white people are just so funny. Like, they're just silly. - We just laugh. - Yeah, it's, don't say we like your me. Come on. - You're right. - You might be white, Pat. - Did I actually say we at any point? - You just did. - Did I? - I think you've said it. - So I said we were talking about it. - We had to stay on the stop, 'cause I really do want a white slur. Can we make one right now? - We have, okay, so we actually did create one for pepper box. - With just a slur in general. - With a pepper box and plops. - What did it? - Plops, you fucking dirty plop. - So it was a kind of consensual episode. You guys came up, but just came up with plop, right? - Yeah, we're right. - What's that? - No, just what sounds offensive and we can turn it into a slur. - It's like a plop. - Slur, it means nothing. It has no origin. It's too nobody. It's just, it sounds bad, but isn't. - You're goddamn plop. It just sounds like you're telling them they're a piece of shit. - But it's got to, did we have the YouTube, something was recognizing it as a slur and then the TV show, which they're like, one when you use it as a verb, it sounds really bad. There's even a TV show that's starting. - It was sounding bad. - Oh, you didn't know this? - No, what? - Yeah, as of two weeks ago, there was a TV show that used plop as a word. And we were like, yo, what the fuck? And they were like, what was the show? - Like what was it like a fucking TVC? Like what? - Well, anything that I'm right there with, you I'm still trying to figure out a way to. - I don't know. - There's a new Instagram show. - Since Charles's undercover, you likely won't see me unless we meet at my office. I am off to a meeting for another case. - See you at the party, Friday. Until then, I will be engaging in plop. - This way. - P-L-O-P, repair, learn, observe, pursue. - Wait. - Is that a spy term? - It's a famous one. I'm not sure who invented it, some genius probably. - We don't know where it is. - Okay, off to plop. - Man, all I can think of when I see that bit. - Use it as a verb. - That's so lame. - It is so gay. Like yeah, man. God, high value production is so bad. - So bad, but we don't know why. And it's like it's so bad when you use it a verb. I'm like, how the fuck did they pick that specific, is one of the writers watching us? And then this was two weeks ago. - If you're one of the writers of that show, first of all, I'm sorry I just insulted it for being shit. Second of all, please reach out, 'cause I'm very curious. - I just wanna slur, dude. We're on the same. I'm still slurred. I got in this with you, just so we're clear. - Okay, thanks, Greg. - But we make one right now. - Mm, what have you got? - What have you got? - We still wouldn't be able to settle on it though. I've never been upset by a word so much. I want to hurt someone. - I got one, I mean, we did invent winning. So maybe winner, hard art? - Yeah. - I'm trying to find a slur where we built the modern word, but we're the wrong people. - So I'm trying to find a slur that has to do with that. - Chat GPT. - Also, cut that out, please, that was fucked. - What was? - I want to find a white slur. - What? - It's fine for you to say that. - Literally, that's okay. - For me, like, from my perspective, - That's fine, 'cause we're trying to be equals. - Yeah. - It's a quality. - How I view it, like, as myself when you say that, I don't view it's like, oh, I view it as like, okay, this is funny. And they're trying to make something offensive to target it towards us, but for me personally, you can cut it though if you want. Your call. - I have found it hilarious. Right now, I'm dying. - I've ever got called Skylar, I think a bit pissed off. (laughing) Fucking Skylar's out there. - Skylar. - They just call white people Skylar's. - Yeah, dang it. - Oh my god, chat GPT gave like such a long, safe answer, but yeah, they always will. - That it starts with, I can answer your question all bold safely, but I can't generate or promote actual racial slurs toward any group, including white people, coward. - Good job. - Most insults aimed at white people tend to be mild, unserious, or context-dependent jokes, not words with deep systemic harm behind them. - I love the way people know. - The show about my life later, where they're like, he only searched for a white man's slur, and he was never able to find one, to make him so angry, he would riot. - I just think of like a super kind of, he like walking through the countryside, through the blizzards, whatever, his search for the white slur. - He was never able to find one that would make him slur. - To come and find one, put a great white slur. - He's never able to find one that would make him slur. - Give me the slur. - That's you in pulp fiction. You're just, we happy? The gold case opens. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - We happy. - What's in the box? - Plop. - Plop is so ass, by the way. - He's beyond it. - Plop is so ass. - Plop. - He's definitely a plop. - Dirty. - He's so ass. - Stangie plop. - He's such an ass slur. - Well, now Pepper Box hates you. - There's so many good ones. Okay, all right. I gotta come up with the, for anything? - Wow, nice. - Well, taking a lot of time. - Okay, I got a button here. I'll hit you. - A T-portee over there and talking a whole bunch of shit. - Aw, it's worse than plop. - I'm not done yet, now, right? - Jake, what's your next move, buddy? (laughing) Cody accurately realizing this bit will not go anywhere. - Yeah. - What'd you have thought about this beforehand, I think? (laughing) - Okay. - This is like interdimensional cable through, it can already be used. - Oh, yeah, exactly. - We're just gonna, I don't know, grapples. - Oh, yeah. - No, this is, gotta be a brainstorm situation, I think. - Well, everyone's learned. - When you're constantly winning, you can't, like, what are you gonna say bad about 'em? - You high and credit score piece of shit. - And it gets worse. - It gets worse. - It's like that of the colonizer thing. - And you dirty colonizer? It's like, it's just a heizelomic way of saying winner, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - What, I didn't colonize anything, I just won a lot of wars. Well, my great, great, great, great grandfather did. Also, I can't help but notice nobody at this table owns a hillcat. Well, (laughing) - Oh no! (laughing) - You chase so many as a cop, you decide to run. (laughing) - None of this is, none of this is made, yeah. - You ever, you know, sometimes you record these podcasts and you realize this is the one. (laughing) - I can't say shit, dude. I won't help, don't, don't, don't, okay. - You're only talking about cars. - You're good. (laughing) - And this is three of you almost at cars. - He's on a pack of new boards in it. (laughing) - Yeah, pack of menthol's any car. (laughing) - He's really good at it. - He's gonna say it, he's gonna say it. - No, no, don't ask him help, don't say it for real. - Pack of menthol's. (laughing) - Have you ever woke up and felt like your mattress punched you in your sleep? - I still think it was my wife, but yeah. - Eli, do you have the mattress? - Right here. - A pillow? - No, that's an Eli size mattress. (laughing) - Exactly. - What do you like, can I feel the pillow? - Of course. - It's so soft. - Goes bad just to launch their brand new mattress line. - Every mattress comes to the 20 to 25 year warranty in a 101 night trial period where if you don't like it, you can send it back. I don't know how many stamps it takes, but you could do it. 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Head over to goesbett.com/unsubscribe and take advantage of this holiday offer. - That's goesbett.com/unsubscribe. - Sleep better, stay cooler, or Cody's gonna-- - Oh, you're (beep) (laughing) - Goesbett.com. - So I got a gun pulled on me. - Well, that did happen. - Yeah. - You said like two days ago? - Yeah, it was two days ago. - So I was driving away from a. - The Bears game, Big Bears fan, right? No, it was like two o'clock in the morning. - Connor's also a big fan of bears. - Who? - Connor. - Who's Connor? - The man you kissed. - Oh, that a boy. - You hate him. - Anyway, I'm a bit of an absolute man or a boy. - If it's a dude, it's fine. - But no, I was driving down the street and I saw a car door open that was a red light, right? So a car door opened and closed. And now normally, I scroll like take talk while I'm driving as you know, any grown-ass person does. It's scrolling to talk and cooking. But anyway, so I'm doing that. And when I see it open and close it, I'm like, what the fuck's going on there? So I stop at the red light next to this car. No tint, which if you're gonna do a legal activity, have tint, let's be honest, you know. Any who sees. What am I doing that? And I turn to my left and there is, I shit you not. There's this (beep) Methony-ass bitch, blonde hair. Why did you (beep) looking through the window like this? Like up in my, the windows on my truck are tinted as fuck. So at nighttime, you can't really see through 'em, but you can probably see a silhouette, right? But she was just looking up at the truck blah, blah, blah. And then I see the car door open again. And I was like, what the fuck's going on? I could kind of see the driver on this and see him walk around the front of his vehicle. And as he's walking around, I was like, what the fuck's going on? So at this point, I grab my firearm in the truck. So I'm grabbing this and you're seeing what's going on. And then as he goes through the first headlight, I see in his hand, there's an object. That looked very much like a gun. And then as he goes past the second headlight, I see this happen and I see a gun. And at that point, I just (beep) pin it. So I pin it, I ducked my head, pin it, and I'm doing this 'cause I don't know what the fuck's going on. Obviously, why the fuck is it? I didn't cut anybody off. My truck drives itself. Why am I looking at that? There's the camera. So I just pin it, but I'm like this. And then as I pop my head back up, I look in my side of your mirror and I see him running back to the driver's seat. He gets in and he starts chasing my truck after this happens. So this is a dude, it's literally, you have no idea. Why do you stop? They did pass me at one point, but my truck's. It's got that advanced cruise control, you know? It's like I'm driving itself. So I didn't cut anybody off or nothing. I don't know exactly what it's going on, but they started chasing me down as I go towards my house. And as they're doing that, I see it. Now I'm pinning it. I'm going fast as fuck, but I keep hitting red lights. And as I come up to the red light, I slow it down a little bit 'cause I'm not trying to t-bone anybody or have them t-bone me. So me slowing down and speeding up, slowing down, speeding up is keeping up, is them keeping up with me. These are kind of side streets at this point. And then we get to a major intersection, which I can tell you guys, if I can pair social bitches. Anyway, when I get to a main street in the lights red and look, I didn't see anything, there was a car, a little bit down the way but it wasn't close enough so I pin it through it and then after that that didn't chase me uh after that that point but I could have been a car jacking I'd find out I don't know what was going on but that bitch looking out of her window looking at me like a meth head methanie I will say it's it would be wild if it was a car jacking and the person in the driver's seat went to go jack your car probably but he walked around and maybe I did cut him off I mean and you know I could have called the cops but I may have been in trouble as well uh it's not focused on that it's not focused on that okay it's not focused on that but um there's a crazy I ran into my house so I went into my my neighborhood drove around a bunch ran into my house uh uh ran in with my wife and told her to get her guns to save anybody following me home hmm I had to happen up in fucking Bernie what it's it's the random shit well people will follow you and you have no idea I'm in line I forgot about that literally driving car follows me my that's weird turn they follow super weird going to my old house in that uh cul-de-sac yeah they're like staying right up on me I have no idea what's going on like a super confused right now turn in turn into the cul-de-sac they follow my by that's weird I park two houses up they haven't turned yet they're starting to turn I just book into my house real quick grab my gun walk outside I just have it like a rifle walk outside because I'm like they're gonna hit a cul-de-sac yeah probably look at me or whatever but they're going to have to turn around so that slow down pausing in front of my house roll down the window and then I'm like here they roll down the window yeah and then I have like my gun here I'm just like looking and then they and they speed off really quick I'm like uh whip a bitch they bounce out but I have no idea what anyone would follow me just like that one I have to I'm never anything like that I have it I'm fucking no go that's the second I'm wanting to and there's no other cars out there I had that happened like a month ago to me I was just like driving downtown and uh you know obviously I'm driving the cyber truck whatever um well that's your fault at that point yeah well you know self-employed but like it's you know you know daily driver I'm just I'm literally just doing like daily minutia and then I had these two dudes roll up like this ghetto ass car and they are like pointing and like laughing or whatever dude's got face tattoos and all sorts of crazy shit and this is like the epitome of like you know this is why you don't get into road rage because you never know who who you're with very fair you guys know me bad typically bad guy to fuck with I would say widely regarded dude starts like he's literally hit the guy in the passenger seat is hanging out the f**king window like literally his entire upper part of his body and he's making gestures and shit at me like just laugh and all sorts of shit just like whatever like I don't give a fuck you know you're in this you know sh*t ghetto mobile where it started getting intense was as soon as we we uh the light went green he f**king sped ahead and dipped into my f**king lane like he was gonna I guess reverse pit me like and this is cyber truck for heavy vehicle too yeah like he literally dipped into my f**king lane where I had to hit the brakes to avoid hitting him and like dudes like hanging out the windows still like making like aggressive gestures and I'm just like immediately like hand on center console like I really hope this doesn't go there kind of thing and they sped away it's like okay well whatever that's end of that it's like well I don't I don't understand what people get out of these sort of encounters they're like why do you just want to f**king with a random dude like that why do you want to enter this completely bullshit interaction where one of us could get hurt well it's a very expensive vehicle as well so I mean there's that though I mean you know like maybe trying to get I've never dealt with anything like that before in my life I don't think anything do a social media or anything like that no no I was just too early morning ready only two cars uh on there and I never made a video about it uh but it was uh it was one of them things I uh you know like you said you know you pull the gun and whatnot and they had to make the decision and obviously when you shoot through glass so my main focus was I don't want to replace a glass but if you shoot through glass oh if you shoot through glass they go through your mind yeah but if you shoot through glass obviously the first shot's not the greatest but regardless I just wanted to make it home um also depends on if it's angled glass like if you're shooting through your windshield it's different than if you're shooting through the side glass yeah yeah yeah but bullet deflection of yeah yeah it's gonna travel upwards yeah and it was uh I made the right decision clearly my children stole uh have a father I don't think uh they they could have done a whole lot to me at that point but when I see a fire arm and when looking at methony I don't even know if they could afford the bullets being quite honest uh so I mean walking in front with it and you get out of the driver's side and walked around the front and I can't think of anything that I did that like pissed them off or road rage wise um but you also are trying to rationalize an irrational individual yeah because you see Brazil when they just pull up in a motorcycle yeah and you're like what uh well is there at least they have an objective like they're trying to steal shit from you road rage I just don't understand it's like oh okay cool we're gonna throw both of us are gonna throw our lives away for no reason you know a little bit more racist and traffic oh my god what's the other thing that Shane Gellis is like you know the cheeseburger the cheeseburger is exactly what you're thinking right now all right whatever you just thought of you're the racist yeah I told you when a cheeseburger cuts you off yeah yeah whatever you think a cheeseburger is what I'm talking about was that Shane I don't know who's the other one and Moody has seen me before where I'm driving and someone will like like start to open their car door and I'll pull my gun and go just hang out they just sit back like that like if they're coming up to my door they're threatening my family and I'll just sit back like that and they figured their own shit out looking up and like Gell I'm just sitting there like as buddy don't come below the door yeah don't come up to my car door dude I almost feel like it's better to choose the car door than it is the window no I mean real estate it's just for concealments just so you're not escalating it with a firearm I'm talking about like ballistic-wise is it better to shoot through your door or your window window it is okay yeah absolutely because that that should a window affects the tractor it's a tractor excuse me but upwards I'll put it this way I can I can break a window like this I can't break through my car door the best way to do this is to just avoid these situations all together where you're not I wanted to avoid it it was two in the morning we were the only two cars there all right well you know some best and he was staring at me like she was gonna steal my soul I was worried about my future that's what the guns for well obviously I had the gun there but it was like one of those things like if I die in this situation now my daughters end up on only fans I I had that exact conversation I had that exact conversation with with Zach veteran with a sign a couple days ago or he was just like yeah you know he couldn't made something that we were doing he's like yeah sorry I've just got you know two daughters I'm trying to be in their fucking lives and reduce their they're you they're yearning for only fans look at people stop you're never your only fans road rage never worth it no ever I don't I don't know why I feel like you're in the same position that I am and all of us do like some people try to make road rage worth it it's like you don't know who you're getting into a road trade with it's like I'm not gonna get out of my car what's him if you want to approach my car I'm sitting here like this the whole time like it's a stupid shit fit where it's like yeah okay do all of us get like a little bit more aggressive in traffic than you know we probably should yeah sure but like to step out of your vehicle and try to actually get into a violent confrontation with somebody a that's stupid be again you don't know who you're fucking with I had just got back from Iraq since 2019 or apartment you had to take a alley to it to park so pull in there is a vehicle parked in the middle of the alley sit there and I wait like saw a couple minutes they're not moving so they honk they we know what mom always yeah we know we know we know we know we know you're done you know I guess I go by then they follow me I park pull in to my parking spot and then they box me in I get out I just have my 1911 at that time I was just like uh this is my car grab it and I just step out with it and I walk to my truck second I step out with it they and this is you are there's no escape you are in a parking lot and that alley is the only way to that parking spot and they were boxing me in they you that. Second, they see that fucking dip the fuck out. Okay, that's weird. I fucking face. Why would you do that? I came to Brandon's house that last place your truck got broken into so many times when he first moved to. Oh, yeah. The first time I went there, I was parked in a fucking, I was in a gas station just pumping gas. I remember that. Yeah, you told me about that. Two Edgar's like box me in and I just lifted my shirt up and showed my gun and they, they did the same thing. They were like, Err, it's like, oh, I'm not a self target anymore. A lot of people don't even, well, well, that demonstrates a few things. One, the average criminals are fucking coward. Well, yeah, they pray on the week. You pray on the not yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, self targets. They play on soft targets. Yeah. Yeah. One of those like an NFL team that goes up against said, what am I thinking of a junior high football team? A pop warner, a football team. It's what they're doing, but the one's pop warner shows up as a D1 team as well. They, they always, they always end up as, they always run off. That's why that's why I was, I always tell my woman these days, I'm like, carry your gun, carry your gun. Because no matter if you're at a fucking gas station, you're at the girth your store. No matter what, they pray on self targets with, with Darwin Awards and with all sorts of, the shit that we, we watch on like a day to day basis, because we're, you know, internet clips, what not. The number one thing you, you notice in any situation where a gun gets drawn and actually fired in a defensive situation is that the people that are doing the robbery, whether it's like a pawn shop, a liquor store, a gas station, whatever, as soon as the first shots fired, most people scatter. Yeah. They're getting the fuck out of that situation. And it's always looking like a hard target. Like our females, they're beautiful and wonderful, like, wonderful human beings. They, they don't understand what being a hard target, and it's like, if we go to a gas station, dudes don't want to rob us. Like, well, can I ask you guys this, with all of you guys, this is why since I started, I've been doing this for five years now. I've never shown my wife in a video ever, because it's an identifiable feature. Same with my kids, once they started getting identifiable, identifiable features, I stopped showing them because like, if I'm not around, I do trust my wife to defend my kids, but I'm not there and they're around by themselves all the time. Right? So while I do believe she, she could defend my kids, it'd be, they'd be a lot more safe of me around. And by, by any means, for anybody watching, I'm not a bad-ass. I could beat the shit out of, I would say, 50% of the world. But when I have a gun, I'm winning most of the time. All right? I'm winning most of the time. So that's what I mean. That's why it's a tool. It is one of those to where, but if they're identifiable and I'm not there now, she has to worry about that. Yeah, and you get this so popular. Well, then you, you've got people on the internet that just, you, the parasocial relationships and everything like that, like, shit gets a little weird. I've never shown any significant other on camera period. I just, that's like a heart rule for me. Aren't you single? No. Oh, fine. Most people wouldn't know that. Like, that's trying to make a joke and I failed. All right. That's on me. And that's the thing. Most, most of the, most of the podcast audience never knows whether I'm single in a relationship, whatever. And like, and that's completely intentional for that reason. Yeah. Security, security through obscurity, you know, I like that or security through ignorance. Well, yeah, yeah. That's one of those hard ones. Like, when you're in the public eye, it is, okay, how am I going to manage this relationship with me and Sav, we waited a year. I was like, okay, and any dating, it was that rule. It's like, hey, six months, I'm never going to show you on social media just because I don't know where this is going. I don't know who you are as an individual. But six months to a year, then we can figure out, let's start rolling out content or you're being part of that. If you want to, I'm not going to push it. And then we can work on it. But pass that. It's the same thing. I never get that because she was also, before you guys met, she was also social media, right? I didn't know. Oh, okay. Oh, I did. She had that. If there are any on social media, that's, that's all. Well, they were and she was like, yeah, I want the same thing. So I was like, Oh, perfect. But you got to see the flip side with before we posted anything together, she did a video of her shooting one of my guns. Yeah. And then all the comments were like, that's Eli double taps gun. Because it has a just like the skin. And then her comment section is like, Oh, I know who owns that gun. And that was with her way. Like holy shit, what the fuck is this? How do people know from your specific fire? I'm like, that's, that's the internet really quick. Have you guys ever had any scares with your families or your friends? Families included, like my mom runs a lot of my, my merch stuff, right? And my, and people know what my mom looks like. People know what my dad looks like. Have you guys had any scares of people being a little bit aggressive towards people that you have loved for? I think we all, we all know somebody who has, like in the, the creator game, like you always hear like a lot of different stories. And everybody has a different line too. Like you have a different line than I do. You have a different line than I do. Like everybody just has, it's what you're comfortable with, especially like just when it comes to security situations. And the con, I, I do believe it is the content you do. Because that's going to change. Yeah. Who reaches out what they're watching for. And what their intentions are. Yeah. Cause like, right and has it, like everyone so supportive on that side. They're like, Oh, fucking, like, I mean, I showed you, like I'll just, everyone is so positive. But then you have the flip side, like Cody's been, uh, you've been swatted. How many times? Five times. You've been full on swatted. Yeah. Doing a stream or whatever. Not during my stream, but I've been swatted five times, three times in my skate shop, twice at my house. And that's cause, and partially because of like, it's so politically divisive because he was doing cop content, especially back in, you know, summer of love 2020. Like that was really new stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's, that's where that becomes like, even for once water. So I'm actually, you know, maybe, uh, this is a good conversation out there. 'Cause I'm terrified. I do a lot of streaming and whatnot. If I'm streaming and I hear somebody kick down my front door, the very first thing I'm doing, I have a bunch of loaded guns around me in my stream room. Cause I get, give me my wife. My daughter's obviously. But the first thing I'm doing is grabbing a rifle and then going upstairs. And if the SWAT team is there and they see somebody coming up the stairs with the firearm, I'm dead now. That's why code. How do you navigate that? Yeah. You have to tell the your local sheriff's department. Yeah. You got to tell them that that might happen. I've only been swatting and I've only been swatted in my own home once. Okay. Yeah. Like you had to go out in front of you had to walk in. Yeah. Yeah. I had to go out in front of my house, lift my shirt up, turn around, showing that I didn't have a weapon on me. Cause they blocked off my entire neighborhood. They called me out to the front of my house. And was it like a bomb for it? No, what's more scary is, he'll tell you the threat, but the saving grace was chocolate. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks talking a guide that I was on the SWAT team with. Yeah. Yeah. They called him first. And they were like, "Hey, man, is this guy a threat?" And he's like, "Yeah. This dude, why are you over there? You want one? You want to make me one?" I love you. So this guy I was on SWAT with, they happened to know him. Thank you. Thank God. I live so close to a department, the new, the department, like the sister department, the same area that you were the kind of the same area. And they called him. And they're like, "Hey, does this guy have guns?" And he's like, "Yeah, this guy has guns." Okay. So if we kick in this door, what is he going to do in my buddy chocolate? It was like, he's going to kill everyone that comes in his front door. I'm just telling you that right now. Do not kick in his front door. I almost feel like that doesn't help at that point. Cause if they kicked in my front door, I would have went out there. I would have grabbed my bedside gun. And what is just, I could have killed some police officers. Like, that's the crazy part. And you probably end up dead too. I mean, I would listen to a whole SWAT team. Yeah. No matter how trained you are, a whole SWAT team might drop you too. Yeah. And I always set my bedside up to where I have the best angle. So I would have killed like four or five dudes. And they would have killed me. And then it would have been a horrible thing. I bought my house out of how defensible it was. Why about the house that I have? Yeah. But it worked out well. Like everyone was able to get together and I walked out in front of my front yard and I lift up my shirt and I was like, don't have any guns on me. Cause that's the last, like, you know, obviously you shoot out with the cops on a swatting on like a complete, you know, either troll or a mistake. Like that's worst case scenario. Nobody ever wants that to happen. But that's, no, that's the underlying problem is that it fucking can. Yeah. Like if you any, any one of us, like that's how do you do with it? Well, it's like, well, I think, I think if fucking chocolate wasn't my friend, it was on SWAT with me and didn't know anyone on that, that department that was there. If they didn't know to call fucking chocolate at that time, is a shoot out the most probable future? No. But is it one? Is that absolutely a scenario that can happen? Yeah. And so that's, that's one of the reasons that I, and you know, maybe I'll put forward legislation on this at one point, I would really like to the, I don't think the penalties are severe enough. If you got caught on like a swatting where you are intentionally sending an armed SWAT team, armed police officers to this person's house with the intention of kicking in their alive. Oh, dude, that's attempted. How did it kill like two or three people, like two or three cops? And more importantly, they're trying to get them to kill you. Yeah, that's the whole intent. Well, they they called it in as I was I was I I had already killed my girlfriend at the time. I was holding my son John hostage. John hostage. I'm kidding. This is what they said. Not this is what you did. No, yeah. We yeah, yeah, all right. And then like my bedroom at the time, I picked my bedroom. So I could look down the stairwell and kill people. So like if someone, you know, if someone, I don't know who it is, kicked in my door. I would have grabbed my bedside gun and looked down the stairwell and had a nasty peak. And I would have killed like three dudes coming in. And these are three police officers. I would have killed three police officers coming in the door at least. They would have smoked me because like fourth one, fifth one. Because all you know is that hey, it's four o'clock in the morning. I'm groggy. My home alarm is going off. My girlfriend is screaming. Yeah, I would just grab going. Hey, and then I would have killed three police officers because there's some dumbass on the internet. Yeah, and that there needs to be fucking comments. I would need to be a felony. I would almost say federal. It needs to be attempted murder. Well, one guy got yeah, one guy got charged. It was a Canadian that did swat it, but it doesn't happen enough. They like, they hit the dude with the book, but he had to kill the cops killed the dad. That is the only reason that he got thrown the book. And it should be every time you're like, you don't know how the police officers are going to rack or the individual you're calling that swat on. So in my mind, it should be the same exact penalty as if you start firing rounds into somebody's house. Dude, well, like did you kill them? No, could you have apps of fucking loot, and that was your intent. Cop runs out answer or guy runs out answer or he's like, what the fuck? Like what the fuck? I don't know if he had a firearm because of the knocking. I want to say he didn't. No, he didn't. He's just like, why is like, what the fuck is going off? Hands are up. Everyone's aiming like this. This and this. He's like, what are you talking about? I live the guy. The guy did shoot at the cops. No, this one didn't knew. This is like six or seven years ago. No, this is America. Oh, okay. Okay. It was a Canadian swatter. He did shoot. Oh, a Canadian swatter. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the dead did shoot, but you didn't know who the fuck was coming in. This one didn't. This is outside of the Porsche. This is all on cam. Homeboy is standing there like this. He's like, I am they're telling you to put his hands out or do something, and he is like, what the fuck are you doing here right now? Nice neighborhood too. Like porch, wrap around. That matters. I mean, yeah, to me, but it is just a dude's like, hey, what the fuck is going on right now? There is a difference between like a neighborhood that has a lot of issues with violent crime and a neighborhood where it's like, this isn't accountant. Like we've never had a call in this area. Like it's, I read it as a war. If I'm approaching a, she from an aeration, it's versus like a shady area. It's your layers of risk going in. Yeah, that's how I'm going to hold my gun. How I'm going to have the team wrap around to a salty objective. It's like, hey, this is a little not a bad guy now. Let's just fill it out, but they went in hard. He's like, what the fuck is going on? He doesn't know. He's like, my family's fine. What's going on? Like, and then he's getting mixed commands. So he has like, show your ID and then get down. He's like, what the fuck you want me to do? I am so confused. And then he goes like this. And then they shoot him. Oh my god. Yep. And then instantly, if I can, he dies. Family's like, what the fuck? Then they find out it is a swatting. That shit happens all on camera. This happened in 2015 or so. I would say with legislation, right? And something like that. If somebody does die on it, let's say in your example, say you do drop four cops and then you end up getting killed. I think whoever did the swatting gets four cop killings in one homicide. Yeah. Yeah. I mean cop killing is homicide, but they tend to hold more of a charge. It's correct me if I'm wrong. I actually don't know. But does the whole more of a charge, if you kill a cop as opposed to civilian. It depends on the circumstance. I don't know. See, they never figured out what swatting was at that point. So when they do that now, though, it is what you would do what you explain. It's still surprising how many cops don't know about swatting. Yeah. When that happened, I was trying to explain the cops like after I did like took my shirt off. And I was like, Hey, Joe, my fix is I broke. Yeah, you don't like that. I don't. It is a fuck. But no, no, I want to know your thought now with, yeah, so like, but here's the thing. You end up dying. Your son loses his father and four cops are dead because I do think you could probably drop quite a few of a swatting. Sure. But does the swatter now get all of those charges? Because I feel like they should. Yeah. I don't know any legislation that would do that. But so they could just call in and kill five people with zero repercussions. I also would hope that at a certain point, you got positive ID on your targets where you're like, oh, shit, not people. I want to be shooting right now, hands up kind of thing. Oh, yeah, like, but it takes you a lot of wake up because you're just oriented three o'clock in the morning. Because the first time that swatting happened, I was streaming all night. I was drinking like with my friends on the stream and I was like, yeah, I'm drinking. I fall asleep and then I wake up to come outside, come outside. Oh, we're talking over like a blow horn or whatever. Yeah. And the only reason that happened, like they were saying is because they were able to get in contact with the guy that I used to be on SWAT with and the guy on SWAT was like, hey, do not kick in his fucking door. Please do not kick in. You might get him, but a lot of you are going to die in the office. Exactly. Which is why one of the, again, I really, like, I'd like what you said earlier, for any of our friends who do content creation, if you live in an area where you can talk to the police department, anything like that, absolutely let them know, like, hey, this is a possibility. Here's my personal cell phone number. Yeah. If anything like this happens, please just, you know, if you get a random call saying that I did some heinous shit and I'm barricading myself, just shoot me a text. You know, let's, let's sort this out. This guy almost got me killed. Oh, dude. I'm fucking a good congressman right there. Senator, I thought, right? Senator Brandon. Well, I like the senator. No, that is something that I've, I've looked at doing is like drafting legislation on that. Because that's in my, in my opinion, especially for people who are capable of killing, again, I'm not like the biggest badass in the world by any means. But you kicked on my door, I'm not dying alone. I guess is the best way to put it. Yeah. You're probably more capable than I am. That's fine. You're way more capable than I am, to be honest. But somebody, I'm not dying alone. And that's if somebody swats me to do that. But now my kids and my wife are also in the crosshairs too, because my wife's going to come out too and my wife's probably going to come out to, you know, defend our kids the same streaming or whatever. Yeah. And then maybe she gets shot too. Yeah. So like, how the fuck does that legislation work? Because I feel like people don't do it. I feel like people do it because they feel like it's either innocent, funny, funny, or they're intentionally doing it to try to fucking kill you, which either way, they're trying to kill you or get cops killed or whatever. I feel like it, and they feel like there's no repercussion. Correct. There's no actual legal repercussion to it outside of a slap on the wrist because, oh, it was a prank, bro. No, it's attempted for and you should be treated. What's about a swatting prank? It's called the swatting prank, because that was that one specifically. So the the kid did get 20 years, but not enough, because the dad did die. He had no, he was playing modern warfare. I would argue that's manslaughter, right? Yeah. Oh, it's a bare minimum. I think it's attempted murder, because it's like swatting prank. It's like, bro, it stops being a prank as soon as you send 10 people that are trained to kill people on this, to their house. Exactly. That's where it's this trade-off. Now you have the problem of the individual, the officer that did fire, like he was obvious, like his hands were like this. Like that. That's what I'm saying. I'm so glad a woman officer didn't show up when I was doing this. We would have made so much money off the donut merch. Oh, make money off the money. You do somewhere clear. She said, "Tage her, but she's shot me." Oh, it's like the one that did the ND next to the guy's head on the, oh, my God. You see that? No. You don't have the one that, like the traffic stopped. Yeah, and then she just shoot him. That one? No, this is, she accidentally, ND's right. He is. Well, yeah, she got ND's, but he's the one the word, like it was a traffic stop. Is he handcuffed on the ground and his head is on the floor? And then she accidentally shoots. And then afterwards the camera goes to her and her face is like, "Oh, fuck that." Well, there's been a lot of. Cody, how many. Oh, by all means, say what I mean. How many accidental female shootings? All right, all I'm saying is there a lot of good female police officers, but they shouldn't be policing. Well, I mean, like your sister's a good example, like a good cop, right? A good female police officer. We've discussed this before, where I think female police officers make the best investigators. They are fantastic child crime investigators. They are fantastic in any fucking, anything that has to do with. Detectives? Yeah, detectives. Any, any detective work, females are amazing at it. But when it comes. We see that in relationships. But when it's a man, - It's amazing. - It's amazing. - Every DM I had. (laughing) - Sorry. - No, I'm sorry, I love you. - Nah, we're at that part of the night. - I just think there's a certain sex that comes with violence and it rhymes with male and. (laughing) - It rhymes with male. - Not schmell, not hell. - Can't believe you just says the word. - Well, if we were called the last time. - No, no, no, no, the last time we did rhyming on the podcast, it was the Booper bike burger. (laughing) - No, I didn't finish this thought now, because he's right. I wanna see where he goes from here. - Oh, we are dickheads. It's like in the future. - I'm saying, yeah, females are very good and best to get to where he works. They're very good at, like, investigating things. They're really good at that. But when it comes to, like, if you're on the streets and some dudes popping off, it's really hard to get them in the handcuffs, it's pure female, against unfair to hold people to the standard of their biological counterparts. - Unless they can pass the, it's like infantry is a good example. Or the military, it was, hey, as long as you can pass the male military standards, then by all means, fucking go for it. - Yeah. - But for combat, MLS is, it's not, hey, well, you get a separate one, and that's the only reason you get to pass this, because now you have to do a lot less. Not like, it's close. It is a lot less push-ups, a lot less sit-ups. - What's just like, if your job is, like, if you're like in a medic, MLS or whatever, like, part of your job is, can you drag a 200 pound man and 50 pounds of gear out of the line of fire? If you can't do that, that is a big problem. - If you struggle hitting 30 push-ups for your bare minimum, chances are when I'm in full-kit, weighing 250 pounds, and I'm getting shot at, and I'm wounded, you're not grabbing my ass and dragging me out of the line of fire. Probably, just guessing. - Probably, and it's the needle in the haystack argument, where it's like, we're not saying no women can do it, and there's never been a woman who can do it, 'cause they can, and there have been. - Yeah. - But by and large, you have to be held to the same standard, 'cause otherwise, what the fuck are we doing here? I personally trained a girl, if she was trying to get in the infantry when they were just opening it up, and she could do 11 pull-ups. - Was that in 1972, or? - Nope. (laughs) - I know, yeah, from my age, my mom. But she could do 11 pull-ups as a female, and I was like, she's like, should I be able to do this? I was like, girl, you bench, 185 is a female, you weigh a buck 50. You'll pass any fucking infantry transfer. I promise you, I would rather have you on my side than a majority of people. You were strong as fuck, I don't know if you're doing T or whatever, I don't know if I'm with it. Fucking load-up on Stereo, but you meet the standard from the male aspect. - Yeah, if I want to, if I get to choose what guys are next to me in a fox hole, I'm like, yeah, dude, I don't give a sh*t, you're on gear. I would prefer it, frankly. - Well, on that note, I want to see, I want to see more baseball players on fucking gear. - I want to see more USC fighters on gear. I want there to be a steroids. - They're always, they always give me the best that you man and you get to give us. - The two tier assist on drugs. - Yeah. - I want master chief. - I want a UFC league where they're all on gear, so UFC. - Well, John Jones has been doing that for a while. - Anything to see back to that little bit about that conversation. The internet, or the government knows that I look up. - Right. So how the fuck do they not know who called in the SWAT? - The SWATting. - No one that responded to my house during that time, knew what SWATting was. They were like, "What SWATting?" - I do. - They can figure out who it is, what I'm asking. - They can't. - They know I look up f*cking police level. - Oh, okay. - When you get the feds involved in everything on higher level, like sure they can. - They're fine, they're fine, they're fine. - Got this on them. - Do you disagree? - No, I agree with Brandon. (laughing) But no one even knew what SWATting was. The first time I got SWATting, this is like 2018. They didn't know what SWATting was. I had to explain it to 'em, 'cause they came to my house, they were like, "Can I go in your house?" So why do you wanna go in my house? Well, because someone said that you were killing your son and holding someone hostage. I was like, "Well, f*cking, what are you talking about? "Do you know what SWATting is? Someone's SWATting me." And they repeated to me, "What is SWATting? "What is that?" And I had to sit there and explain to the investigators what SWATting was. They had no f*cking idea. And this is in 2018 and then I got SWATting again in my skate shop about a year later in 2019. I do explain to them, no, someone's calling, a false call in, no one's here trying to hurt anyone. Boba, Boba, maybe now they're trying to pick up on it, especially 'cause back then, like again, like I was saying, you had a very pro police channel where you were just like breaking down like, "Hey, people would see, "Oh, these are boot liqueuries this, "but you're just like breaking down police pot of cam footage." Like, "Hey, this is exactly what actually happened." But the anti-police people would want to harm you, is the point. Yeah, yeah. Well, what's f*cking up is all the investigators. They've been working there for f*cking 20 years. They don't try to f*cking learn what the new thing is. They're just looking for their tenure. Sorry to say that. - Yeah, they're just like a teacher, maybe. - They're just looking to get out of the policing thing 'cause this was during like the George Floyd shit. So they're trying their best to get on their tenure and to just get out of policing altogether. They don't try to learn new things. They're just, they're just, they're coasting. They're coasting on their job. They didn't try to learn what swatting was. They're just like, "Oh, yeah, I'll just f*cking, "well, we'll figure it out along the way." They don't try to learn new things. - I could go on this for a minute. - Doing the math thing. - I will see you for two hours with you explaining this to me 'cause the cop things are very interesting to me, but I'm trying to say, since the George Floyd riots happen, policing is f*cking dead. It's f*cking dead. - Can you take a deep breath for me? Look at that, I can breathe. Anywho, but some guy died from fentanyl and now policing is f*cking dead. So the cops that earn their tenure for the past 18 years are trying to just get out of the job. And so the new cops that those cops are training, they're learning from those cops that are just trying to get out because some guy died of f*cking fentanyl. And now they're all piece of f*cking dead. - I like 'em a lot. - Cody's a good one. - They're not all pieces of f*cking dead. But they're learning from these cops who are like, "Yeah, we'll just learn from all this George Floyd stuff." And now they're pieces of f*cking dead. - I think they're all piece of f*cking dead. - What? George Floyd is still affecting policing? - It's affected policing for the next 20 years, dude. - Really? - Well, the only way, Jesus Christ, I'm slurring. You guys give me too much alcohol. - You're slurring it, bro. - No, first of all, f*ck you. - No, what I'm asking about that is, because I've seen things change at least a little bit to where it's like, do your job as a cop. - So yeah, you have old school cops. They're afraid to do their f*cking job now. And now they're leaning on, they're teaching their policing, 'cause they're, so these old school cops, they're scared to do their job. So they're leaning on these cops that they're teaching to do their job. So the new cops are scared to death to actually police. 'Cause, oh, Lord for Bid, we go into a rough neighborhood. These are the new cops. Lord for Bid, we go into a new f*cking neighborhood and actually police and actually be officers and crack down on a high crime area. God for Bid, that new high crime area is full of black people. Oh my God, this new high crime area is black people. Oh, we shouldn't touch that area, but the new cops are scared to go in there. And so guess what, that new high crime area blows up in crime and no one wants to touch it now. 'Cause now the old school cops who are still working for the department and the new school cops who are working for the department who, the old school train the new school, everyone's scared to f*cking do their job and no one wants to f*cking do anything. Hence, f*cking Chicago now. Like, it's so retarded. There's a high crime area you go there, you f*cking police the high crime area. But no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on. It's majority black. So we, no, no, no, no, we need to stay away from that area 'cause it's scary, it's scary. We don't want to look bad. So the old school cops are trying to retire now. They can't go, they can't go there and be racist. They're trying to retire. At one point you broke down to me. It was a broken window policing. Oh, broken window policing? Yeah, what is that exactly? Oh, that's his California. Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't know where they're right now. This is California. Oh, he's in his bag right now and I love it. Keep going. He's broken. Broken window. Alright. You in his fucking bag right now. - I'm sorry if I hit a soft spot. I was trying to take over anything but I wanna hear what he was to say. - I basically just explained it. We're, okay, broken window policing is where you go to a place where there's broken windows everywhere. There's graffiti on the wall. You go there, like, why would we police that area? Well, that's where the crime is. We're gonna go there and police that area. And what a lot of, sorry, Democrat, blue, they go over there. And they're like, well, maybe we shouldn't do that. We should be a reactionary police force. We should just react when things happen. Whereas progressive policing is, oh, there's broken windows, there's graffiti. We should be proactive. - Yeah, proactive, excuse me. Proact, and then we go there. You should police those areas. Exactly what you should do. You go there. - There's no racism there. It's just like those areas. - It's not racism. - It's not racism. - No. - It's poor. - 'Cause poor, right? - Well, in reality, it's where they're conditioning. - Where there's crime. - Yeah, crime. - Right. - When it's there. - 'Cause there's a lot of black folks there. - That's part of it. - Well, there's a lot of crime happening there. - Yeah, it's literally broken window policing. We're like, I see a broken fucking window. I don't know who did it, but I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen again. - Yeah, so I'm gonna police that area further. - Yeah, perfect example. Just everyone, it's clear. It is, there is a crime area. It doesn't matter your race. It is, this area looks like shit. Don't give a fuck what the race is. We have to patrol that. We have to focus on that. That's it. That's it. No one's like, well, well, well. - On top of that. - This black community that's really well established and nice, we're gonna go patrol it. No one gives a fuck about that. - No one cares about race. - And you know what? - If there's a black community where it's high crime, do you know who you're protecting? If you're patrolling it? - Black community. - The black population, the black community. They're protecting them from crime. I don't understand that. I've never understood what that is. - Well, the one thing that always fucking drove me crazy about that like, can I get on the black lives matter? They wanted body camera. Black lives matter started out in 2016 when I started making my videos. - They're doing great now, by the way. Where's the owners? - Well, their mansions are doing great. - Yeah, their mansions are doing really good. (laughing) - They're living it up. - Good God, but you know what they, what black lives matter, who promoted body cameras, which body cameras are doing great, we can see what happens every day. - It's great for your business, by the way. - By the way, body cameras, they don't want body cameras anymore because they say that's bullshit and racist. - Bullshit. - You want it in the first place. - Oh, yeah, that's racist. - Yeah, that's the new thing. Body cameras are very racist now. - Can we agree before we can go up? - Can we agree that there are bad shoots for sure? - Oh, 100%. - 100 happens. - But like, we hold them accountable. - Yeah, what I've found is every single person that just hates cops, just hate cops. Now, one of them has a credit score above 500 and they're all (beep) losers. However, cops need to be held accountable for sure. - I don't think anybody on the, like, on the pricey 10 bad shoots, and only one of them is bad shoot. - I will say this, Cody always broke down. This is what I hated the most. They hate Cody would get. It's, he's a bootlicker. I was like, no, Cody fucking calls out if you're just a sh*t, bad cop, every fucking time squirrel cop. Hotel dude that's like crawl towards me, random kid. - Yeah. - Like, you call them out and that shit, you're holding them to the standard and you're still called a bootlicker. He's like, no, no. I will, you will call them out every time when it's terrible. You're like, you're a fucking retard. What the f*ck are you doing? You don't, you don't, you don't think new cops suck? On a school, I mean, that's not my podcast. I think maybe I shouldn't ask why. - I think large, with new policing, I think everyone needs to do jiu-jitsu. We need to have large male cops, primarily in policing, but what drove me crazy about the demonetized police thing is they wanted to privatize police. So like you're on neighborhood, polices themselves. - Do you know what's gonna happen? - Oh, you're talking about like the community. - Where are we guys? - Yeah, they could not. - They could not. The people with low income, so like the section A housing, they're gonna police themselves and you're gonna have less for police officers. You know these sh*t heads that don't police on. - Don't police on. - Guess what the, the high income areas are gonna have. They're gonna have Delta guys. - I think so. - Sills. They're gonna have like these bad ass motherf*ck policing their area. So like, like in my neighborhood, I would have. - You think the higher that you think the higher things would have the, the higher income would have the higher things. So here's what's gonna happen. - I think the lower ones would have actual, - Jay, what's gonna happen? - Jay, sorry. - I, sorry. - Watch me on this one. - I'm sorry. - They won't privatize policing. So you're gonna have the mall cops and the lower income areas. - All right. - And then in the higher income areas that I live in, they're gonna have Delta guys. And they're gonna have f*cking former sills. 'Cause I'm gonna do like, yeah dude, I'll f*cking pay you. - Contractors is actually. - Yeah, I'm gonna pay you 60 a year just to walk around my neighborhood. F*ck yeah. And what's gonna happen? - Had it made comes to America. - The lower incomes are gonna say, well, we won't the same, we won't the same security at the higher people have. You know what they're gonna f*cking create? Police officers, police. I, I wanna continue this. Hold on, I had to piss like a f*cking razor. - Or so cut all of this house. I love what you're doing right now. - Oh god. - Oh. - Thank you. - Jay just moves here tomorrow. - So this is my new home, I found my people. (laughs) - Disband the police, what do you think's gonna happen? The f*cking people in the higher income neighborhoods are gonna have Delta. - Well, it's getting lower incomes are gonna have security guards. What are they gonna say? We won't, everyone be equal. - We're gonna create. - They create. - F*cking law enforcement. - You're gonna disf*ck. - How do you run? - F*ck, you f*cking idiots. - Say, yeah, you're gonna disband that. - I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. We need, what is it? Community policing, but what was the term for that? It was like social workers. Like, we need social workers. - Oh god, what is the job of police? - Yeah. - We need social workers to do this. Oh my god, this job's dangerous. Do you have any idea how many social workers are getting assaulted and how many are getting killed? Okay, let's start doing this. We're like social workers. Like, let's say half of them are armed and are trained with a weapon. (laughs) It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, what did you just make? - Oh wow, and now there's some shootings involved. Okay, so we should make all the armed social workers have bodyguards. (laughs) - Hey, man, sorry. - Wait, we should give them tasers and mails. - Oh my god. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And we should make them drive around in Dodge Chargers that say, "Servant protect them." - Oh no. - The ones that say police on the side. You created the police, you f*cking idiots. - This is the first time I think in the history of the podcast we've had Cody's Mike Peak. - I know, it's like, "Luck Cody, co-create." And he is cooking. - Dude, Eli Crang, we were talking about that the other day with the, he just went to whatever Congress about that and talked to one of the senators or Congress members and it was, okay, hey, pause. Hey, homie. So you wanted to defund police, right? - Yeah, how much? $15 million, you wrote all this out. You defunded them because X, Y, and Z. And now you're calling them because they're as a protest outside your house. And then you bitch that no police officers showed up to your house during this time. - He's there too, I thought you were all drunk. - Oh, dude, yeah, 100%. - And it was, it was still like Eli Crang asking the senator or congressman and he's like, "Tell me why, you hated this, you hated the police, you defunded them, and now one stands at your house, period, every day. You have one allocated to your protection every day because a silent protest was outside your house and you didn't like that." And he had no, have you seen this? - Oh, no, well, I've seen so many like it. It's the same shit where people like they, well, I will vote against your right to have a gun or to have the weapon that you deem appropriate to protect yourself and your family. Meanwhile, I will have private security and the amount of congress people that I know for a fact behind the scenes say, "Oh, I don't have private security and they have private security." - Oh, dude. - They absolutely do. Not just like Capitol Police, but like outside of their house and shit like that, they are 100%. - It's like I'm against guns. And you're like, "Hmm, everyone protecting you "isn't against those little firearms." - It reminds me a little bit of like the aviator with the Leonardo DiCaprio and I was at Martin Scorsese. - Yep. - Or just the, "Oh, well, we don't believe in money "in this house, Mr. Hughes." It's like, that's 'cause you always had it. - Yeah. - It's the same kind of take. - That's the weird shit. - Also, we got Mr. Caleb Francis in the house. - No, no, what's up, buddy? He's on say hi after this. - Oh my God, I've never heard of this man. - Hold on, this is all nice. - Sorry to accidentally disband the podcast, but uh. - I am Caleb for say hi after this and everything. Oh, Caleb. (laughing) - Yeah, guys, pretending we all just didn't like interrupt the podcast to say hi to Caleb. - Caleb, just put your head in real quick. You're that beautiful face, I'm here. - Caleb, Frank. - Thank you. - Can I get two kisses? - Hey, love, hello everybody. - Yeah, he will kiss you in the mouth. - Yeah, I'll kiss you like the tone, dude. (laughing) - So you hide, so you hide. - There's lore here, you don't know. (laughing) - I love this group of boys. This is my favorite people, what is that really? - Okay, GFC, where did that come from? - So there was a video that I did, and at one point, I said GFC, and at the end, I was like, I know you guys are asking, and I was like, what the fuck's GFC mean? And I said, it means get fuck. It was just a random ass fucking video. - Bleep? (beep) - Yeah, bleep, bleep, bleep. - But that happened, and then after that, I just, apparently, I figured out the best three letters of all time, 'cause it's meant, get fuck cancer, global financial crisis, it's meant, go test fat child. I mean, it's meant so many things, it's whatever you want it to be, realistically. But that's kinda how it started. - What brand? - You were a test fat child? (beep) - Oh my God, branded chose violence today. - We can't include that, but Jesus Christ. - No, we're going to-- - What was it now? - What was your blackface video? - We're here to talk about that. - No, but what did it stand for? - Oh, the grade is fucking colored. (laughing) - I like everything you do. And from a marketing point and business standpoint, fantastic, you're crushing it, 'cause every day you're pushing that. - Oh yeah, now, so very, very is watching right now. I really don't make a whole bunch of money off of you, is there anything like that? The GFC is everything to me. So, who knew it was watching? It's part of the GFC, thank you guys so very much. It's part of the Great Friends Club. The Gay Friends Club. Also, I have another one, GFSF, which is Get Fuck Stay, or. - Gay Friends Day Friends. - Look at us crushing it. - Over here. It's one of those things to where all of the horror stories that I heard when it came to content, it was, you know, these, the ad-pocalypse or things that we've talked about tonight, the Asian and the Adrestriction. - So, I didn't want to rely on the album. The algorithms and shit like that to decide what I buy or to make sure my children and my wife are doing well. So, I made a brand and it kind of worked out. It did kind of work out. I'm not, by the way, for anybody watching right now, everybody seems to think I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm not, but. - Yep. - I have a 2025 AT4X, 2500 HD. So, crushing it, fuck you. Anyway, that's what's crushing it to me. I did grow up to be in the thought process and we talked about it at the beginning of the podcast, but assuming that makes it in. Of wake up, support a family die, right? And the social media shit has opened up so many possibilities and I can't appreciate you guys so much for having me out, honestly. - I just want to get you in a room with Niko. Like Niko Ortiz? - We're friends. - Tomorrow, we can. - That's what I want to say. - I want to go coming out too. - You know Niko lives like 10 minutes from here? - Why the fuck? That's in here. - That's what I'm saying. I want to get you in a room with Niko 'cause I feel like it's just like. - No. - I do. - I unlock nuclear fusion. - Are you gonna go to our place? - I have to. - Take him to the room. - Well, let's not say that. - That's why our spot after. - Yeah. - Take him out. - I'm gonna fuck. - We'll invite Niko real quick. We'll meet you up there. - Sound good? - All right. - Well, do your outro or whatever you guys do. - That's, I don't know. - It's my first podcast. - It's my first time by the way. - First stop, by the way. Thank you for coming on the podcast. And also, you fucking crushed it. - That was. - I'm aware, I'm beautiful. - A great episode. And your business, just everything you do. You make us laugh. I love your content. Cracks me up and you do not give a shit. And I think that is how it should be. Period. Now Cody, have you back on? - Thank you everyone for joining the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli double tap. Jake Bard, none. Brandon Herrera, myself don't operate or join us. - Wait, wait, wait. How do we find you on direct B-A-R-R? - Buy a hat. - Okay. - I will see you guys in the next episode. - Love you! - Come on. (upbeat music) ♪ You won't love me ♪ ♪ You won't love me ♪ ♪ You won't love me ♪ ♪ Will you feel okay ♪ ♪ You won't love me ♪