S4 E46: I’m Dating WHAT?! | Date Everything – Episode 1

*Demonic Music* *Demonic Music* *Demonic Music* Team 17. *Demonic Music* Sassy chap games. *Demonic Music* Date Everything. Hey y'all, this is your girl Q. I'm finally getting into this gameplay that I have been teasing for weeks, but as y'all know, life, I always find a way to get in the way. So here we are. So the first game that I am playing on my YouTube gameplay, is Date Everything. So this game came out last year. It was very popular when it came out. And then when Steam Deck had one of their sales come through, I was very excited to get it on the cheap. So here we are. I'm playing this today. It's not the beginning of the game. I know some of y'all are probably not interested in it anyway. It's just my style of gameplay. So we're going to get back into it. I'm not that far along in the game, so I still don't even know all the characters that will be, that will unfold in this game. So let's get into it. I thought this was such a good idea when it first came out, because who thinks of this? And if you hear any dogs in the background, I am working. I'm not working. I am at home looking for employment. So people's dogs are like barking throughout the day. So hopefully it won't pick up. Okay. So Saturday, let's get this started. Let's see. Okay. I was in the gym last. I already did all this. Okay. Where am I? I'm going to, I don't know what this is. Where's the downstairs? Okay. That door doesn't open. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, my God. Okay. A classic speakeasy club welcomes you in. The low electric lights glow warmly. Live music drifts languidly from a sumptuous velvet red stage and envelops the audience in a pleasurable haze of pure vibe. The gentle clink of cocktails in glasses rises from a wood bar to the left of you. And then a gentleman with a languid easy air to him approaches you. Oh, a club in my home closet? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, you gotta go for it. Well now, what a delightful surprise. Oh, it's giving, uh, what is it? Castlevania with a little bit of Bridgerton. Brand new patron. I live here, actually. New? I'm in here all the time. Or at least every time it rains. And it break your trips. I'm gonna go with the top one. Really? Are you sure? I find that hard to believe since this is the first time I've seen you here. Trust me, I would never forget such a striking face. Okay. Do you seriously not know who I am? Striking, huh? I'm going with the bottom. Oh yes, distractingly so. I imagine it would be quite difficult to focus on anything, unless with you around. I could get used to everything in my house just endlessly flirting with me. Though, I can't say I mind. You have quite the reputation around the house, Livewire. Oh. I'm eager to explore it for myself. Okay, not the blush. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Where are my manners? My name is Volt. Mm-hmm. I feel it. I'm the one that makes you laugh the most. Mm-mm. Not the devilish little laugh. He extends a hand towards you, a conduit of pure, dangerous sexual energy that charges the very air between you. Yes, it is very much giving book-type boyfriend, and I'm here for it. Take Volt's hand. Don't take Volt's. I'm taking that damn hand. He lowers his head to brush his lips across the back of your hand. Okay. Okay. Was that a spark of static electricity you felt just now? Yes. It's a pleasure to officially make your acquaintance. It's the same. Taking his eyes from you for the first time, Volt slips his arm around your waist and turns you slowly to take in the rest of the room. Yes, this is very much giving romanticy. Welcome to the Breaker Box, the pinnacle of luxury and entertainment and the most exclusive club in the house. Impressive, isn't it? Very. There's more than one club in the house. Clubs aren't really my scene. Yeah, it really is. I kind of feel undressed. I'm kind of interested that there's more clubs in my house. Why would there be when we have everything you could want right here? Okay, you're not, no lies, no cap. That sound, the flickering lights, it can only be a power fluctuation. Oh, wow. That even happens here? Ha, not such a fancy club after all, I guess. Uh, I'm not trying to talk to me and Dan. Listen. What? Oh, that. That was nothing. Just a little surge. With this much energy coursing around, it's bound to happen from time to time. Mm-hmm. Volt. Ooh, who is he? Looking all swarmy. That could look real. This newcomer looks exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. His sleeves are rolled to the elbow, revealing calloused and bruised hands that he wipes on a rag. Mm, okay, I like a hard-working man. Eddie, just in time to meet our guest. That's a human. Oh, now we, uh, he's xenophobic in here. What's she doing here? I'd imagine if we don't poison the mood, they'll be joining us for the hell of it. They'll be joining us for the hell of it. Headliner show. Joining us for tonight's show, I hope? Yes. Uh, am I? Pretty sure I didn't say that. As long as you're gonna be there, I'm up for anything. Ooh, I'm gonna go with, uh, directness B. Careful there, Livewire. I might just take you up on that. Please do. Invitation has been extended. Right. We'll have fun with that. Mm, okay. Okay. Finish the patch. I'm clocking out. Not my best work, but it'll hold for the show. Ah, I see. And, uh, you're sure you're feeling all right? Mm. Mm. I. Oh, now he's spazzing out. I'm fine. Just. Just don't overdo it. Eddie turns and trudges away, focusing on the rag in his hands. What's his problem? Wow, intense. Is he okay? Yeah, I'm a little concerned because, uh, is he the holder of the power to my house? And I need him to be okay. Of course. And he always is. His human skills leave something to be desired. Best to simply give him some space. Back to the matter at hand. Tonight's show! Shall I set you up at one of our VIP tables? Yes! What is this show exactly? I'm a VIP. You sure you don't need to check on Eddie? Lead the way. Uh. There's so many choices. I'll figure out the show. I like a little bit of surprises. I'm gonna go with lead the way. With pleasure. With a wink, Volt hops nimbly up onto the stage. He was born for the spotlight. Good evening, you scofflaws and ducky watsits. What's up with this slang? Looks like Johnny Splash is going to be singing for us tonight. Be warned, patrons. You might get wet. Oh, shit! What the hell? Hi, everybody. I'm Johnny Splash. Okay. All I hear is Johnny Bravo. I know they're going for Elvis, but all I hear is Johnny Bravo. I got a song for you all tonight. One from the heart. And tonight it'll be acapella, because my voice is the greatest instrument of them all. Okay. He just love him some him, I guess. Oh, no, baby. Baby, what the hell and what the hell, baby? I'm ready to leave. It's not even just the voice. This song is not hidden. Even somebody with a good voice. This song is trash. The lyrics is trash. That was amazing, baby. I even surprised myself. I know you do. I've seen many bombs in my time, but that one takes the crook blasted cake. I know that's right. Even I can clean up that mess. Is that the vacuum cleaner? Look at all them attachments. You didn't like it? I thought it was okay. I'll retool it and come back with something even better. Just you wait. With the club beginning to close down, it appears that the show is over. Patrons mill about, talking amongst themselves. You spot Eddie nursing a solitary cocktail at the bar. Vault is nowhere to be found. Things feel colder and quieter without his presence. Leave or speak with Eddie. I'm sure we'll have to talk about that in another video. I'm sure I'll be able to talk about that in the next video. I still want to speak to other things in the house. I guess I got time. Actually, y'all, I'm only doing this for 30 minutes, so let's see how it goes. I'm going to speak with Eddie. He's like, damn, uh, stalker much? Show's over. Club's closed. That was uncalled for. I just wanted to check on you. Oh, I was hoping to talk to Vault. Is he here? Well, if the club is closed, I'm going to talk to him. If the club is closed, why don't you and I hang out? You could at least keep me company until Vault gets back. I don't like the last one. I'm going to try B, because I know he's going to give me all the hell. But that's how some of these book talk boyfriends start out. Because I have to work, genius. Oh, shit. Club's closed for you. I have to get us ready to open again. Doesn't just run itself, you know. Okay, so I'm new here. So why are you acting like I'm on the payroll and I know what's what? Are you always this oblivious? Okay. I wish I could fire you from my house. Are you always this much of an asshole? Yeah, kind of. Yeah, let's go with Y. Oh, I think he liked it. Cute. Now get out. I got work to do. Okay. No, I don't want to talk to Dory. And now you know who that is. Okay. What the hell? The wall. Okay. Well, let's do it. I remember him. I don't want to talk to him. Sure. Yes, of course. Love it. No, I don't like this wall. Okay. I'm going. I'm going with X because yeah. Yeah, because I'm not interested. What is that up in the corner? Oh, that's still a wall. Why is my room twinkling? Is it the room twinkling? I like sister girl. I can't remember. Is her name Betty? Oh, let's see what's going on with my phone. Workspace. Well, Debbie nights salutations and a good greeting from your CEO. David most. Wow. The other night was quite a lively celebration. Wasn't it? Honestly, I don't remember much, which means Sandy and corporate events planning did her usual bang up job, inspirational work. Sandy way to earn that 3% cost of living bonus. Keep it up. And undoubtedly you'll be CEO one day. Unfortunately, sometime during the festivities, my sunglasses seem to have been misplaced by who exactly is impossible to know for sure. We've combed every inch of the hotel and they did not end up in the lost and found. So it seems likely that someone mistakenly took them home. Honestly, they're worthless. They were given to me by someone special and they do have some amount of sentimental value. So if you have any information related to their whereabouts, please email me ASAP. Oh, and if someone from the press happens to reach out, they were definitely. Just normal sunglasses and not a highly classified prototype. We're secretly developing in conjunction with the federal government. Unrelated, please bid a fond Valdivian farewell to Sandy in corporate events planning, whose role has been eliminated due to ongoing workforce optimization efforts, best of luck and all your new endeavors, Sandy. Okay. That was a lot because he started out giving Sandy accolades and says she would look fabulous as the new CEO. Then he tried to unsuccessfully downplay. The importance of these glasses and now Sandy is fired. What the fuck is going on? Why does it feel like real times going on right now, this second. But anyway, he's a horrible CEO. Let's get out of here. I don't want to look at the data decks. I'll come back to it. Okay. So let's talk to Betty. I think that's her name. Oh, oops. You need to use a charge to awaken this object. But the, uh, date V8ers are out of battery sleep to recharge your battery. Okay. I thought my better was full, but okay. Let me, uh, take these glasses off and get sleep. Okay. It's a new day. So I want to get out of the bedroom. I thought that was the way out. Yeah, it's gotta be. Okay. And then where are the stairs? Okay. Down here. And have I been in this wrong? Let me put my glasses back on. Have I ever clicked on the chimney? We about to see, you know what? I haven't been in the kitchen. Where's the kitchen. Uh, let's try this cute little coffee machine and sorry, yeah, I'm still trying to get my navigation down. So when I want to go down, I'm going up and then I'm like, it's, it's very simple and I don't know why I can't, I get it. I'm dyslexic. A charming barista grinds coffee in your kitchen, working so busily. She doesn't even seem to notice you. You stand there for a good few minutes before. She spies you startled out of her intense focus. She cute, but she not really my type. We can be friends cause she's giving, um, basic milkmaid, but that's okay. That's somebody's, uh, cup of tea. Anyway, that was like, Oh, uh, hi there. Welcome to roof box. The Herma boy, your coffee needs. I'm Kirby. Happy to help. G'day. So you're my coffee maker. I, uh, sure am here to make your day just a little bit brighter with a touch of coffee that never gets any less awkward to say, what can I get for you today? Ooh, a cappuccino would be nice, a latte, uh, I forgot, Oh, I don't know what that is. I don't think I have any coffee today. You know what? Let me get that latte girl. Sure thing. One latte coming right up. Kopi gets to work grinding and pouring and mixing with an impressive speed, eyes closed, and voila, one latte just for you. Hope you like it. So pretty. Is there anything you'd like to know about the latte? So what is a latte? Why is it called a latte? Tell me more about latte art. Um, you know what? Cause we always be at Starbucks and, uh, our local, uh, cafe coffee shops. And we don't know what we'd be ordering. It just sounds good. The ingredients sound good. You don't know the process behind it. You know what? So what is a latte? Oh, well, a latte is your pretty standard coffee. It's a shot of espresso topped with steamed milk with just a touch of foam. Oh baby. I should have thought about this. I'm lactose intolerant. Some people think it's basic, but I think it could be a hard coffee. I need to pull off if you don't know what you're doing, you put in too much foam. You're going to be making a cappuccino instead. Oh, so that's what the difference about cappuccino got it. It's definitely underrated. Yeah. Yeah. You get me. We'll see you next time. All right. Oh, that's so cute. Ah, delicious. Get the spice. Thanks again, girl. Okay. That'll be my little wake up home. okay so what's up with this dishwasher but the towel or the you know what let me do the towel because that is just plain ridiculous is anything with this coffee cup no that's the coffee machine okay let's do this towel that's crazy hi oh i remember him so before you go any further i'll be honest i hang out here in case of emergency oh baby thank you i'm really just here to look good you know hang me off the stove place me on a hook something like that well i could i won't what am i trying to say i'm tongue twisted because why is his abs uh moisturizing moisturizing glistening like that here i give you decor not function but if you need me i do just know there's so much in here that i don't really want to deal with same boo if it's milk or water you want me to clean up i'm game if there's anything that stains i'm not down okay and don't you dare use bleach on me okay got it got it because we don't want to ruin your melanin or use me to pick or jam or butter or most things in here okay so you don't want to do your job oh okay carol holds a small turtle made of towels up to his ear as though he were listening to the small creature what no i don't think i'm overreacting you know i don't like it in here wow you have a turtle now wasn't that thing a swan before okay why i have a turtle now we did a get together last night and turned them into a turtle isn't it cool it kind of just came to me in a vision all right creativity love it i'm here for it it's really awesome i like the swan better i'm gonna go with why why i'll crush the man's uh creativity thank you so much no not the sparkles me and the little buddy like to change our shape around every now and then i got that you know to fit the vibe the mood the emotion i'm full you're really trying to soak it up unlike kitchen spills i hate those sir that is your whole job what do you have against kitchen spills your reaction was a bit much don't you think this all sounds very silly to me um i'm gonna go with the top one uh i guess you wouldn't know i don't know i wouldn't i'm just just starting to talk to y'all remember when you got me from that thrift store i was wrapped with my towel buddy i remember you saying it was as good as new well let me tell you i've seen some massive spills in my day things you wouldn't believe i could believe it did you know what pasta sauce can do to grout it ain't pretty baby don't even tell me because that make my skin quiver because yeah once it's in there it's in there i know it's a homeowner i know what i didn't have to take on the task alone nope it was a team of us all dedicated to helping keep things nice and dry yes i was happy to be with my friends working together hell we used to hang out at the bathroom bar most nights and just chill okay the bathroom bar that fool up in the uh utility closet told me he was out he was playing me he didn't want me to go searching for the other clips i'm gonna remember that and i'm gonna come back there was a bar in your old bathroom sounds like a nice way to relax yeah let's talk about this bathroom clue the towel bar towel buddy over here will do tricks turning into different things making us laugh every colored towel you could think of all in one place okay inclusive of tea and the linen closet always a party sometimes it was so full you couldn't get a shelf those were the good times where's everyone else the story is way too long i feel a twist in the stories coming um i'm at why it makes me shudder to think of it okay if they go down with the stains and i had to trash them or something like that it was a day that will go down in infamy it was spring it was raining something crazy and our owner had their grandkids over hmm oh that's right he said i got him from the thrift store so he's talking about a past story okay oh that's cute rain children towels i'm gonna go with the bottom one you guessed it yep i see where this is going all seven grandchildren came over damn seven all seven of them decided to play mud in mud when they came back in they just started snatching my friends from the closet oh yeah half of your life when kids is about they took them all one by one but me i was on the bottom i just saw it happen i whispered to myself tough towels they'll be fine when they came back from the laundry room a few days later it was it was too late yeah they was trashed they become rags he pauses as though overwhelmed by the horror i knew it i knew it i knew it what not rags what's the big deal about that i'm i understand his plight i'm going with the top one rags baby you've got to be stain resistant to stay in the game that grape juice you can't let it stick to you if you let mud stay on a towel for days oh it can be too much too much i know that if washford and drysdale had been there it would have been a different story they could have saved a few of them before the stain got in too deep what is that a laundry product the way they were treated was way too much for them when the rest became rags our old boss wanted a completely new set he saw that i was still strong he decided to donate me hmm he said let me get him at the house for these kids ruin him again ruin him at like the others were you scared this all sounds so dramatic it really do but i ain't gonna do that because that's mean that's his that's his trauma okay i was not scared they sound like you was it was a hell of a disaster but i had my little buddy with me we kept each other company and i knew i would make it i'm brazilian it's in my fibers no okay in your dna got it can i see your hand sure why do you want my hand you're looking at it give tyrell your hand i'm gonna give him my hands you extend your hand to tyrell and he takes it his touch gentle and unassuming when you touch me by my hand what do you feel feel terry cloth that spark something but i'm not sure let's go with it that's okay concentrate okay feel the texture of my hand the way i'm made soft but sturdy hard working yet comforting i don't know about the hard working because you said you don't do no no stains but go ahead i'm warm very very warm too high for me let's go to the top you noticed that i did and my little buddy here helps me channel all those bad things into a way i can express my emotions everybody need a creative athlete all that to say i'm premium um premium terry claw and i'm seeing that habit okay let's keep moving on i'm getting up i'm getting up there that's why they call me the lord of the rakes okay that was cheesy but i get you you get it i do i don't get the reference i'll let you have that one i get it i love it i do it's corny but it was cute yeah yeah baby after all that you still want to do the same work i'm surprised you still love what you he don't he expressed that he don't love what he do after all that let's go with that well you want to know a secret of course haven't you told me enough let's go with the top one picturing the music of summer playing over a speaker perhaps a bluetooth the smell of sea salt and tight canvas in the air to your right one of those tall lifeguard stands that someone in bright red shorts sits on to your left a couple that most likely had an argument in the car they both try to make the best of the day it's super awkward we've all been there and there i am with you stretched out in the sand a giant umbrella behind us blocking out the sun sounds delicious and us just chilling guess what i want to do what you want to do i have no idea you want to be a beach towel that is that sound like a good life ding ding ding that's right hey big dreams beach towels have it made they really do they just lay in the sand all day taking in all the sights at night they get to sit next to a fire and listen to someone play one of three songs they know on the guitar i'd still get to dry people off and the sun would help me do my job better okay teamwork and who could ask for a better view clear blue waters open skies my towel buddy could be there too oh i could fold you into a fish okay a seagull creativity again would you want me to go with you that means i'd have to leave the house uh yeah i don't know if i want to do that uh i'll press the top oh of course we'd have to go together just promise me you won't get mad if i track sand in the car i we'll see it's kind of a hazard of a job it really is i'd go to the beach with you uh just to see you smile but you do great work here we need you here i don't think i don't think you as a beach towel would work yeah i don't think i can leave the house yet um i like all of these choices i'm going to go with the top one uh you would you would leave the house for me baby not only the house but so much but yes i think you would make an awesome beach towel i'd love to see it getting to lie out with you sounds like a perfect day uh i like both of those answers i'm gonna go with the bottom we would turn heads that's for sure amen you know that's the first time i've told anyone my dream oh okay i'll be honest i was a little worried that you might think it was silly no nobody's dreams are silly i don't think that uh it's silly at all we all have dreams there isn't anything wrong with that it was silly you're too small and dainty to be a beach towel oh that's cruel i'm going with the center one because i was getting closer to my original statement tyrell fans his face with his hands tyrell don't cry i know tyrell i'm a i'm a cry baby too who's gonna dry you up you're the best you know that thanks and think of all the sunsets we could watch together that sounds amazing you and me cuddled up real close it would be like nothing else mattered even if it was just for a few moments oh that would be awesome gotta make it happen yes as long as i'm there with you i know it will be perfect all that except the cuddling i'll be happy to help make your dreams come true i'm gonna go with the last one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's seven you know what the really cool part of this is what's that you're part of that dream now too oh shit hey i've got an idea what is it towel buddy towel buddy remember that one i've been saving for a special moment i think it's time well okay what's going down we'll be right back okay tyrell disappears from view for a few moments okay well hurry up because i'm running over my time plan for you i'm gonna go with the last one i'm gonna go with the last one yep just like that tuck it under oh you look so good when he returns he holds his towel buddy out to you now in a new and delightful shape well let's see oh that's so cute look at that cute piggy oh my goodness so precious yeah i'm going with the last one i know i'm going with the last one i know i had to make sure i got the nose just right you got it too i think towel buddy will be like this for a while and uh you know what you can wrap me around you anytime you want okay i'm cozy regardless of the circumstances yeah facts you get me i do hubba hubba i do get you tyrell start sweating uh i'm gonna go with us the middle one because that's what i said sorry what what are you sorry about i shouldn't talk like this in front of towel buddy he's just a washcloth after all he's just a baby i got it but the offer still stands okay i look forward to those sunsets yes sir hey we in love with tyrell we in love with tyrell okay boys empathy okay the charm okay y'all so that is our gameplay for today um i hope you enjoyed yourself i'm gonna do it more so that i can um get more you know oh let me say get more into uh talking to you guys and reading let's delete these old ones oh that's super old let's delete these old ones oh that's super old let's see confirm council i don't wanna how do i delete it council i don't wanna how do i delete it council i don't wanna how do i delete it oh why okay let me delete that one okay let me delete that one okay let me delete that one and then i'm gonna make a new save that's and then i'm gonna make a new save that's and then i'm gonna make a new save that's for today for today for today okay and then i am going to exit okay and then i am going to exit okay and then i am going to exit that is not how i exit that is not how i exit that is not how i exit why is it not let me go back why is it not let me go back why is it not let me go back okay that's weird nothing is letting me yeah that was strange okay um yeah that was strange okay um yeah that was strange okay um oh maybe you dug yes all right y'all that was the gameplay all right y'all that was the gameplay all right y'all that was the gameplay for today uh i should be recording for today uh i should be recording for today uh i should be recording another one soon um i won't do them in another one soon um i won't do them in another one soon um i won't do them in sequential order um i want to do a sequential order um i want to do a sequential order um i want to do a couple of games at uh once uh but the couple of games at uh once uh but the couple of games at uh once uh but the title pages title pages title pages um the title cards on youtube will um the title cards on youtube will um the title cards on youtube will always reference what game i'm playing always reference what game i'm playing always reference what game i'm playing so and then i'll put them in uh folders so and then i'll put them in uh folders so and then i'll put them in uh folders or playlists so that you can go back or playlists so that you can go back or playlists so that you can go back and watch uh the game plays as i do them and watch uh the game plays as i do them and watch uh the game plays as i do them uh in order for yourself so thanks again uh in order for yourself so thanks again uh in order for yourself so thanks again for showing up and i will see y'all next for showing up and i will see y'all next for showing up and i will see y'all next time