S4 E43: Reddit Dumpster Juice Reviews - TikTok LIVE w/ Teffy Wonder

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Geeky, Sexual, and Intellectual. I am your host, Q, and it's been a minute. I've had some life changes. If you follow me on any of my social media, you'll see that my position was dissolved at the end of September, so I'm unemployed, but I'm keeping my spirits up. I'm staying motivated and finding ways to hold myself accountable to stay on the job search. But other than that, I was like, hey, utilize this free time that you have. You know, get back to working out, get back to the podcast, work on that voice acting you've been thinking about doing. And I've been getting a lot of good suggestions and compliments and motivational things have been sent my way on all the social platforms. If you don't follow me on everything, you know, go ahead and hit follow here on the podcast and turn on your notifications so that you'll know when episodes are uploaded. Also, you can go over and follow me on TikTok. Instagram and YouTube under the name Geeky, Sexual, and Intellectual, and then you can stay up to date with what I'm doing and where I am on my work search to employment journey. Also, I think I'm going to start doing more TikTok lives. I made a whole 23 cents for my almost hour and a half TikTok live with the homie Teffy Wonder. Speaking of Teffy, this episode is my first TikTok live. This is my recording with Teffy, and we had a good-ass time. Like I said, I was all over the place because that was the first one, but she was helping us out because she's done these before. She was chiming in with the people in the comments. Most of them was her people from her camp, but I really appreciated them stopping through, showing support of her and of me. So give me a little minute. I had to edit the video to chop out the beginning. Like I said, first time, I was like, okay, I got to wait for my invite to come through. She came through. We got to rocking. Rolling again, support the show, support the social media, uh, help us out because my store is closed. The, uh, everyday cosplay collection because freaking tariffs and shipping ate up my profit. So the best thing I could do was to close the store until further notice, which may be five years from now. So again, enjoy the show, leave comments below. Let me know your thoughts, uh, on the subjects that we talked about. We, uh, did some Reddit reviews. It was kind of ass because I thought I had more, um, saved. Uh, in the Reddit bucket where I save all my really good stories, but I'm gonna do better next time and save the really good juicy ones and be ready to pop off. All right. Thanks for stopping by and I will see y'all next time. Hey Tiff, you there? Hey. Yeah. I might have to pop out just so I can put my headphones on. Oh, okay. Cause I was just about to ask you how I sound. No, I just, dog is in my face. Well, I'm the only one here. My mom's at the hospital and my stepdad is at work. Okay. Everybody good? Um, my mom had reconstruction surgery from like her cancer and it's just been like one complication after another, honestly. Okay. Well, I hope she get back right. Cause, uh, the last thing I remember when you was like, can you hold off the rapture so my mama can get her new, her new titties? Girl. Yes. I was like, you crazy as hell. No, cause ain't nobody trying to go to the rapture like that. I want all my boobies with me. I didn't even ask you, but did you want, do you have Reddit? Uh, I do have Reddit. I don't use it though. Oh, okay. Cause, uh, I had, I have some that saved like, uh, like the most ratcheted story. I could read and find, and I just saved them to come back to him later. So I got, I got some, I didn't know if he wanted to like tag team. Um, no, my bad. It's all good. I remember some, cause I, I consume a lot of that. Like, am I the asshole? Yeah. Um, content. Yeah. I'll watch that shit for hours. Oh, hell yeah. Sometime I'll be like, it's really people out here living like that. Like I couldn't, I couldn't function in that kind of chaos. Right. Listen. And sometimes it'd be like, it'd be the wildest stuff. You'd be like, who behaves this way? Yep. And to think that some people, that's some people's real life. Everyday life. I'm like, how do you go to work? How do you, how can you function with this going on in the background? Ain't my story to tell. I'm just here to be entertained by it. Right. Right, right, right, right, right. Yep. Oh, I know you heard the news. What? That I'm freshly unemployed. I saw that post earlier. I was like unemployed. When did I have that? So Friday I was sitting in my desk. Cause we were just talking about it. Yes. I was sitting in my desk and, uh, we had the, the WNBA here in Dallas. They opened up a new facility. So, um, you know, we took care of all that. Cause this is, they would be like our neighbors. We took care of all this stuff. And then the event was over. And then, so I'm like, do, do, do, do. Everything's going great. Yay. So, uh, one of the bosses comes in and so I'm sitting in the, you know, the reception area and she was like, hi, how are you? I was like, I'm good. Cause I hardly ever see her. She'd be over at the other building. So, uh, I was like, what's up? So she was like, well, I just wanted to come over and just let you know that, um, we're dissolving your position. And I was like, crash. Like my heart was over my head. It was like, well, you know, what's crazy about. Yeah. So like 50%, I was kind of like, and the other side, I was like, I knew it was coming because, uh, you know, with the, with the tariffs going on, majority of their, the product that they use is shit from overseas and we haven't been set. They hadn't been selling and they were slowly letting people go and people were slowly like finding other jobs. And I was like, I can see it. So she was like, well, here's your exit. Yeah. So she was like, well, here's your exit, uh, paperwork, you know, just sign this. We're going to give you two weeks severance and you know, I wish you luck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I see. Can you hear that popping? Okay. I hear it. I hope it's, oh, the popping is me. I'm putting likes. So, oh, okay. The popping is me taping the screen. Yeah. But that's, I can't hear it on my phone. Okay. Yeah. So that, that's my life. So I've been like doing these, uh, daily updates, trying to stay, you know, motivated because the girls suffer from depression and I don't need to come back. I don't need it. No, I hear that. Yeah. So that's what I'm doing. What you've been up to. Cause I ain't talked to you in a million years. Um, what haven't I been up to for real? Um, mostly, oh, I don't, you can't tell by my posts, but I teach pole now, like once a month. I'm an assistant instructor. Um, yeah, I'm an assistant instructor and then I lead for some of the lessons, like once a month, maybe more, I get to like teach now I'm considering taking over one of the beginner classes so I could like teach like part time, like more regularly. Um, so I have that, um, my son is growing out of control. Oh yeah. I want to sit down. He'll be, he's. 10 going on 11, um, yeah, um, he went from a size three shoe last December. He's now a size six now, and he might need new shoes and like another month. That's the one thing I can say about having a girl. She don't be growing like that. No. Well, and you know, my son have autism and ADHD, so we were like going back and forth about the medicine and food issues. And stuff like that, um, hymen style. Good evening to you. Um, so we, we was going back and forth. He was on Adderall, which suppressed his appetite. Now he's on something else. So now he's eating all the time, like eating, eating, eating, eating. He'll eat like a, a medium sized pizza by itself. Yeah. I was like, Negro. Yeah. I, and his dad, his. His dad's not working. So, and his dad, his dad didn't do a whole bunch before, but it like, if, if I needed him in a pinch, he could give me a little something. Yeah. So, but now I don't even like have that to fall back on. So you got to teach pole classes to feed your baby. Yeah. Clearly I'm going to have to start teaching these places. I can make some money on the side. Oh, I'm going to have to shake some ass. Like, yes, listen, I, my car, my car broke and it was something, my car needed work like every year, every other year. So finally I needed to have like the front rack replaced. My mom was like, please God, do not put another dime into this car. So I finally caved and got a new car. Um, yeah, I finally caved and got a new car. Um, we just. Now my mom had cancer later on. year uh and whole big ordeal with her her surgery and radiation and all this other stuff so she finally at the end of that jersey journey with her reconstruction surgery um but she's having complications they wasn't getting blood flow to one of the breasts and her feet are numb all the time so yeah when i tell you is she was supposed to have been home from the hospital monday it's wednesday she might not be home till friday or saturday and i leave next friday i was only coming for two weeks oh okay thank you for the roses yes thank you i'm so involved by your story because like i said i haven't talked to you in so long so i'm sorry i'm missing y'all um no it's fine but yeah so um girl it's it's it's a lot uh it's a lot i'm talking to these two dudes now they both know i was like they were like you don't have to stop talking to either one of us you can just date us both and i was like okay thank you for taking it off my plate i was concerned right right see i have to live vicariously through you i'm going on what uh almost 10 years me girl i'm trying to get married like you 10 years girl 10 years that's why i told you i'd be reading stories huh so i'm trying to get married girl yeah you know what i tell everybody i was like if i wasn't married i would not be in the streets because the streets is full of right i just be reading everybody's little stories and they tick tocks and they dating horror stories and i'm like um the ghetto the funny the funny part is uh the funny part is i was like i went on back on dating for a little bit i was like i'm gonna give facebook dating another try because my best friend her boyfriend girl please don't even bother okay i won't unless you like unless you need a good laugh because some of the profiles on there some of the profiles on there is crazy it's crazy i gotta drive to you right dude took a picture from like down here and he was like wet and naked i was like are you in the shower now he trying to give you a pov what is happening like put a shirt on he said but it's what it is he was trying to let you know listen it's dudes on there who are clearly in prison oh okay with them ass phones you listen he posted up on the ground i'm like sir i know a prison jumpsuit when i see them like it's crazy so i like i was i was frustrated thank you mommy thank you nina for the heart puffs um so i was on i had decided i was like oh this is not working out the only dudes who was like really trying to talk to me were people who i was not compatible with was not interested with and so i was like all right let me just i'm probably finna delete this but i've been talking to this one guy for a while and he was like no i really want to date you and blah blah blah so i was like all right fine we we could take it there if you want um he's actually the one guy is in japan right now and then this other guy who i've been thinking about is like i don't know i don't know if i'm Thank you, Forbidden. This other guy who I've been friends with, like online friends with forever, came out of, like, left field and was like, oh, thank you, Men's Style. Thank you, Forbidden. Thank y'all. Y'all so sweet. So they, he came out of nowhere and he was like, so how would you feel about, like, us maybe taking our friendship to another level? And I was like. More, say more. Right, right. No, and I've been feeling him for a hot minute, but he, like, he's kind of, like, demisexual. So I was like, oh, you don't like me. Like, this isn't going to be a thing. Period. Just gave up on it. I was like, eh, you don't like me. That's fine. Like, I was just, like, wrote him off. I was like, we're friends and that's it. And then he came out. But I always thought he was hot as fuck. He's so sweet. So funny. We have a lot of stuff in common. So when he was like, no, like, would you be interested? I was like, oh, you like me. It's like, where do I sign? I'm ready to sign up. Listen, so it's been, it's interesting. And, like, I find myself being, like, just trying to take myself out of a monogamous headspace. And then also trying to make sure I'm being fair. And I'm like, I don't want to compare them. Because, like, my relationship and my experience of them should be, like, old people, white, like, old people, water fountain. Separate. Separate but equal. Okay. Not in these times, Tiff. Come up with another analogy. I didn't know how else to say it, though. But for real, I was like, no, it should be, I should let my experience of one, like, not really affect the other. So unless he fucking up. Yeah. And you kind of want the best of two different worlds. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, and it's, and that's kind of what it is. Like, me and the one guy kind of bump heads. But that's because between me and you, I think he's a little autistic. And everybody over here. So, like, his brain. Yeah. Listen. I think he's, like, his brain just works differently than mine. And I'll be the first person to tell you right now. If I found out today that I was autistic, it would be the least shocking thing I've ever found out about myself. Oh, girl. I want to say a vast majority of society is undocumented. Undermedicated. Especially. My thing is, I was like, if you was a weird girl in the 90s, you, you're a little neuro spicy. Because they didn't know what else to do with us. If you was in the gifted program, you, you got a little, you got a little rhythm of the tism. You got a little something in there. Yes. Because it's not, I was like, because so many of, like, my inner circle of friends are all neurodivergent. Okay. Like, all of my friends from high school, ADHD. Did you go to a performance in art? Autistic and ADHD. Did you go to a performance? No. Which is funny. No, but I was in theater. Because I did, and we all look. I was in theater, in the theater program, doing improv and, like, in musicals and shit. So, yeah. Yeah. Like, so, like I said, I think, so we butt heads, but that's because, like, we just be on two different wavelengths sometimes. So, I have to sit down and, like, talk to him and be like, no, we need to talk seriously because I feel like we're having a miscommunication. And usually that's all it is. So, we talk, we move past it, and things have been cool. So, I'm very, like, hmm, this is cool. Don't know what I'm going to tell my mother, but. It's none of our business. Listen, she, Christian married. Oh, it's definitely not her business. Yeah. It's funny because the guy who's in Japan, he was like, well, you can have one boyfriend for show and one for, like, play. And I was like, why? Okay. Bye. This is my window boyfriend for, like, the shop window. This is the floor model. And the other ones are just my little pleasure drawings on the side that I take out. Jesus. Right. So, that's me. Yeah. See, I don't got shit going on compared to you. I'm like, she's over there living it up. Trying to. Trying to. Jesus. And these times, you got to have fun where you can get it. Amen. Amen. That's why I do shit like this. These damn. Because this is where I get it. I get it from you. The spiciest details. And then I get it from Reddit. Because I'm like, tell me more, Reddit. Uh-uh. Because there be people out there asking questions about, like, sex advice. And I'm like, you just wanted somebody to talk to because, you know, you could just ask ChatGPT. You know you can Google that, right? First of all, do not be on ChatGPT. They are poisoning our world. They are poisoning our border with this shit. With this ChatGPT bullshit. They are poisoning black neighborhoods specifically. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. I was like, what is she talking about? With the drama? No, you're talking about the actual facilities. Yes. Yeah. No, no, no. Those, like, AI farm things. Yeah. Those server farms. Yeah. They, like, they take up so much water and then the water is not usable after the fact. Yes. And they pump a gross amount of pollution into the air. So, they put one in Memphis, Tennessee, in a black part of Memphis. Yeah. I remember seeing it. In, like, the poorest part of Memphis. And the people there are getting violently ill. Yeah. Because of it now. And they're talking about putting one in Maryland somewhere. And, girl, before you know it, they'll have one outside your house in Texas because it's plenty of space. Exactly. But this is what was weird to me. They think they're smart. Okay. Because we all share this rock, right? They're just like, oh, no, let's just start with the poorest areas. Nobody will say anything. Let's start with the poorest areas. Okay. If you turn those poorest areas into, basically, landfills, ghost towns, polluted zones, the next step is to you. It's not going to just stay contained. So, I'm just like, it can't, you can't, I don't understand. I just don't, I don't know what genius came up with this shit. Because I didn't, I didn't look into it until, I think, January. And I was like, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Supercomputers, these are mega supercomputers. computers so when i worked in radio we had a whole i want to say eight offices the size of eight offices full of computers and that was just for us so if you're trying to compute for the entire world in a matter of seconds yeah uh thank you nina they're putting it they're trying to put it near commander station in um maryland where the washington commanders play it's a black neighborhood um but the people got out there and was protesting at city hall they was not fucking having it so y'all next time they try and have that little hearing y'all if you can get out there please do write to your senators your like congress people state representatives go to their local offices because they're supposed to maintain a local office go to their local office and fuck shit up because don't your our our literal children you depend on this like our future is this we we can be on some octavia butler parable of the show sower type shit hell yeah i just i don't get it i don't i i know they don't care about poor people old people disabled people but i'm like you're killing everybody there's no you don't have a discrimination when it's killing the earth yeah they don't they don't listen they they think that they won't go uh to space and just leave us here to rot oh what's that damn movie elysium they think they're gonna put some elysium on them like bitch y'all y'all still gonna kill y'all selves that's what mankind is basically doing fast tracking yeah or like uh did you see don't look up on netflix yes girl why did that movie tear up the end of the movie comedy dark comedy say yeah shit yes can y'all do us a favor can y'all like and share the live please yes y'all oh let me start back up so y'all can do us a favor can y'all like and share the live please yes y'all oh let me start back up so this is my first life so thank you for thank you for uh giving me these tips and tricks because i was like uh i need to start doing something because you know i i stopped doing the podcast for a little hot second um again y'all if y'all want to listen to the podcast previous episodes tech is on those episodes as well you can go over to spotify apple music and amazon and search geeky sexual intellectual and you can find all my previous episodes so i'm using live because it's you know very immersive and then i can download it and then transfer uh uh what am i trying to say i can transfer it to an audio file and upload it that way as well so you know double the flavor double the fun um let's see here now i'm gonna try to find me some um some stories on reddit so we can read them digest them and critique these crazy son of a bitches because i'm like yeah okay so teffy i'm looking on um am i the asshole relationships in that community okay uh let me see because i'm trying to look up the hottest post uh that can't be hot let me see that was just four hours ago oh i have one off the top of my head that i can recount to y'all while she's looking okay okay so this was am i the asshole from it's posted i forget where it was posted but i know charlotte's charlotte dobre covered it and she have her own subreddit of stories she get the wildest crazy shit on there but it was am i the asshole because the person was asking if they should go to hr about a co-worker who is obsessed with her pregnancy not with them touchy feely bitches go ahead so so it was i think i wanted to say homegirls in like her early 30s and she works in this office kind of similar to like your setup where they had like two offices like across the country so she works this one person gets transferred over her to her team but they don't live in the same town okay and the lady's like you know i keep my business to myself you know she like i'm not friends with these people they just my co-workers for real for real okay except for like except for like a handful of them so they're on like teams or whatever video meeting and the lady who just got transferred on over to the team realizes oh my god you're pregnant and she's like huh yeah i'm pregnant like you know yeah she was like oh well why would you like oh were you hiding it from me bitch we're not friends we're not friends and who are you right and who and who is you so she's like oh yeah no so the lady the other co-worker starts reaching out to op and she's like oh like what is your baby when is it due like how are you i want to buy you presents and da da da da and op is like oh whoa there burner like chill chill chill chill chill chill chill her and her husband i think she was having fertility issues okay so her and her husband decided that they weren't going to find out the sex of the baby until the baby was born and the co-worker was like oh well let me pay for you to get a 3D ultrasound and I want to go with you to do the 3D ultrasound so you can see your baby you should see what it is and the lady was like ew no like what is wrong with like no yeah she was trying to be nice to her but she was like completely unnerved by this because she was like why would you like what are we doing here basically yeah um so she was like no she tried to politely decline but the other co-worker the co-worker would not take no for an answer she starts sending her stuff like oh she was trying to get her address so she could look up 3D ultrasound places in op's area and like send her like trying to like send her gift cards and stuff like that um she called she called their mutual boss the co-worker called their mutual boss and was like can you give me op's address so I can send this to her and the boss reaches out to op and is like yeah right so the boss reaches out to op and is like do what is going on like do you know like what's going on so op you have to explain the situation and she's like I don't feel comfortable I don't want to do this and the boss is like okay so what do you want to do and she's like well I don't know like because she don't live in the area so like I don't know how much danger I am actually like am I actually in danger type of thing yeah so the co-worker finds op's address and he sends her like a 300 gift card for the um for the ultrasound uh-huh and and she's going to come to their town for like a meeting and she's like oh uh when are you in the office because I want to give her you this gift card oh that's what it was she wanted she found the place bought a gift card bought a gift certificate printed it out put it in a card so she tells the boss so yeah so she was trying to do that boss is like no I'm not giving you her address she finds the address somehow anyway op never says how she did that um so she prints it out she puts it in a card and she goes to the manager she goes back to their mutual manager and it's like when is op going to be in the office because I have a gift for her now op knows that she's going to be in the office this day because they're on the same team they share a calendar uh-huh op is like I actually have that day scheduled off because like her and her husband we're going to go do something else okay so she decides that she's going to leave early the day before just in case Captain crazy pants shows up early and tries to corner her in the office so she leaves op's not in the office she does not have op's like personal number so it's kind of fine op comes back in the office after she after the co-worker leaves and finds the card with the gift certificate in it she goes to her manager and it's like hey I don't feel comfortable I don't feel safe she looked up the business and and saw that it was close to her house okay so this lady has her address and she's like I don't feel safe and I don't know what to do so would I be the if I escalate this to HR no but and I hate to do this because I feel like uh I want to say a high percentage I'm gonna put it now I'm gonna say 95 percent of us black people do this be like was she white because me being black I would have checked the before I'd even go that far be like listen I have a husband I have my own money I have my own insurance if I want to get that if we might me and my husband decided to do that we would have done that but thank you but no thank you if she keep pressing it like listen stay out my business stop talking to me about this baby because you know what that made me think of when you first said it about that woman that was she was on Facebook pray uh uh um what am I trying to say she was she was faking like she was pregnant and then she would have these miscarriages and then she would be pregnant and then she ended up becoming friends with a woman like they became real good friends and the woman was pregnant oh yeah and she went to her home and cut that baby out yes yes and then she didn't want them to take her to the nearest hospital because they she knew the cops would be looking for a bloody woman with a new infant right i was like oh my god stay away but i don't need your help yeah so the the co-worker was like having fertility issues and she was never able to get pregnant herself and like carry a child to term so she basically was trying to live vicariously through op and op was like hey like uh i feel sorry for you or whatever but this ain't that yeah um after you know so after the initial post she does go on to say like oh my god i didn't think of some of the things that you guys told me she and her um after um after the initial post she does go on to say like oh my god i didn't think of some of the things she does not respond to getting the card the co-worker kind of goes crazy and starts reaching out to the manager and trying to reach out to op again about her baby and trying to like being like oh well i can come back we can go to the thing and even after op is like forcefully told her no at this point she's still like oh well no it's fine i just want to be helpful i think this will be really good for you and like we can bond and da da da da and like yeah so uh girl after like that she does decide they do gather the evidence and she does decide to go forward and open up a case with hr against her like and basically hr was like you need to chill you do not talk to her about anything unless it's for work yes see and that's that's one of those scary things where you don't know how far it'll go like we were just talking about the story with the lady because i'm like now we're in close proximity on the street and i'm like oh my god i'm going to go to the police station and i'm going to go to the police station and i'm going to go to the police station and i'm going to go to the police station and i'm going to go to the police station i don't know her level of crazy i don't know if it's constantly you know bubbling to the point where she ready to you know jump get froggy and i i'm coming up here pregnant i gotta walk to my car i gotta walk in this building i gotta go to the ladies rooms anywhere she could have you know one-on-one time with me i'm like you gotta go boo yeah well that that was the like kind of like that was kind of her hesitation because the lady didn't even live in their state she worked at like another another office under the same company okay so that was kind of her hesitation i think had they worked on the same building yeah and she was doing all of that it would have been like different i don't think she would have hesitated but she was like i just i don't think i'm in any danger like is this like she just didn't know she didn't grasp the seriousness of it until like you said i'm pretty sure people in the comments told her about the story that we just talked about we're like no people will drive state lines and cut your baby out of your belly people do not care there was another there there was another reddit story where like the person showed up to the hospital or like showed up to her house and was trying to take the baby like right in front of the mom or something crazy like people are nuts and do not play when and it is op's first baby yeah so you know that the new mom jitters you don't you don't want to come across as hysterical or overprotective or anything like that my uh my uh my pediatrician my god gynecologist she was like oh i'm sick of this every appointment she coming here with a list of questions i asked her ass and got me another gynecologist we're gonna do this my way and yes i'm a first-time mother but let me do this hi carolyn thank you yes dwayne the geek please go listen to geeky sexual intellectual that's my boy he always listen he supported everything i do yes we love to see it yes um but yeah no is is crazy this is crazy and i don't understand how people so comfortable because my husband would say any day of the week i'm paranoid paranoid keep your ass alive sometimes i'm like motherfuckers do not care about crossing state lines i always remember the bitch that drove all the way so i think it was florida with a diaper on to go kill that astronaut woman oh yeah yes people are wackadoo what listen it's only outrageous until it happens yeah and then it's then it's a thing i i i everybody everybody can get this uh paranoia i'm like i don't trust nobody listen and like one thing one thing i have to tell remind myself when i think i might be doing too much or if i'm like upset about something nothing i do for the well-being of my child is a waste of my time exactly even if it don't pan out nothing i do for my child is a waste of my time yep uh hey asia at that black girl what's up these are people tevi yes oh thank y'all for stopping thank you guys for coming in yes but yeah so i'd be like nothing i do is a waste of my time for my baby i would have went to hr almost immediately because girl who you are harassing me on work time yes trying to find out my address and so she asked the manager that right yeah yeah oh the manager should have been like the manager for op's address yeah but the manager couldn't take it to hr right away without op's permission because she is the one who is potentially being harassed or it's not it's not even that just you coming to me as a manager asking me for someone else and would you take and would not take no from the manager at first either yeah like now come on let's take this walk down hr because right right right no because you're being you're being insane yeah and you know and you know i i wanna i don't want to blame society but i do want to blame society typically we don't take women offenders as seriously as men now that was a man that would have been all up his ass oh but it's just a woman that's just whatever her name was that's his back rebecca right it's fine she's harmless and she's slicing babies at stomachs oh she don't even go here she's in another state it's fine no no no she came here yeah and that that could be considered a she comes here yeah she went out of her way to find my address that nobody gave her no that's not okay and if y'all not taking it seriously i'll just sue now y'all we can all be unemployed together together that's why i say i would have probably went so hard so left on her she would have caught hr on me as the pregnant woman it's like don't contact her me oh my god i have another one speaking of calling hr on the other person this was so funny is that am i the for not inviting my co-worker to my wedding i have always hated that many people have gone through i was like i don't give a they didn't invite me and they invited six of y'all i'm not cool with them like that but people be caring yes this lady um so this lady's getting married and i believe that i believe a lot of people have been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i 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married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time and i believe that she's been married for a long time bit not getting an invite but again it's uh nigga i'm not driving over state lines to see you and we're not close i gotta take you to a hotel and a dress and no like i don't i didn't go to my one of my cousin's weddings and i felt awful because i went to her sister's wedding but i was like ain't nobody tell y'all to get married in the same year like they was like people got money yeah girl i did not have the money i'm sorry girl i guess that's one thing about getting older is that i see weddings like i see birth and death everybody that's supposed to be there is gonna be there the doctor the priest the the man that puts you in the ground the doctor they hand you i'm like i'm supposed to be there my husband to be supposed to be there and the priest if i y'all i don't know girl okay let me read this little goofy story i found okay so like i said it's in r backslash am i the asshole relationships the title is am i the asshole for walking out of my girlfriend's birthday dinner after she made me sit next to my next to her work husband i already have the door i'm like but the story goes my girlfriend 26 female and i 29 male have been together almost three years last weekend was her birthday and she invited about 15 people to a nice dinner i got there a little late because of traffic and when i arrived she had already arranged he put that in quotes the seating she put me at the far end of the table and sitting right next to her was so-called her work husband um i've met the guy a few times and while she's he's polite it's obviously he has a thing for her now okay maybe he reaching um they text a lot share inside jokes yeah they share inside jokes and she always insists it's just playful throughout the dinner she was laughing with him leaning in close touching his arm all the stuff you'd expect from a couple i was basically ignored at the other end of the table one of her friends even asked me um if i was okay with how close they were which made me feel like a complete fool after about an hour i got up quietly paid for the meal and left i didn't make a scene i just didn't want to sit there being disrespected on her birthday of all days later she blew up at me for ruining the night and embarrassing her in front of everyone um she says i overreacted and that was uh just a heart it was just harmless fun but honestly it felt like a giant slap in the face her friends are divided some say i was right to leave others say i made uh made a big deal of it and made it about me instead of letting her enjoy her night so am i the for walking out i'm gonna let you go are you the for walking out so my thing is so i'm gonna say you you assault i'm gonna say everybody sucks yes because you knew she invited that or did did he no no no no she invited 15 people yeah he knows that that was invited well yeah and you was late and you was late you was late side pieces be early this is her and now he didn't say which birthday it was yeah but you didn't he didn't say what birthday it was so it probably wasn't a milestone birthday but if you my man and this is my my special day yeah you late to my birthday you late we should we supposed to be showing up at the same time we should be showing up at the same time you should be picking me up we should be riding together side pieces be on time so i i think he's an for showing up late to dinner yes and not and you know you didn't show up show out you just slip in and just sit wherever and you got what you got yeah no no no that's my man move down see that's where she's that's my man and no no and i right and i'm not disagreeing that she did not play in his face about having that sitting next to her and not sitting her boyfriend at least on the other side of her yeah and making him sit at the far end of the now i've seen like dinner parties where like the husband and the wife sitting opposite ends of the table yeah but they still like interact and play and yeah so maybe like so like i said i'm not saying she was right but also i'm saying why was you late why was you late yeah her birthday dinner well he didn't say because again i i by leave earlier it's my birthday she's like no slack it's no no no because i'm the kind of person where like my birthday is in january i have gone many a year with nobody celebrating my birthday yeah it is too cold it snows people are still broke from christmas yeah as excuses abound for why nobody shows up for me for my birthday so to me my birthday is very special if i get 15 people committed to showing up and my man my down my my down person who's supposed to be my writer now if you don't show up i'm probably gonna break up with you because that's crazy but like if you if you like you're supposed to be my man and you're late yeah yeah i mean he could listen and i've had i've had a work husband that lived out in the suburbs he showed up to everything that was waiting to scoop you up and is and he was like i'm ready for the trust fall baby no thank you carolyn no and i and and again now that i'm older i have people like who do hang out with me for my birthday we do like weather permitting things yeah but i'm saying like my birthday to me my birthday is a big deal so i'm like if you don't i'm i'm literally like if i'm not flowers cards and candy you showing up with a like you know you my man and they've been together for a couple of years right yeah yeah no sorry you don't have no excuse for being late i am also uh i concur with you that all three of them are but i'm already turned off when he said they'd be texting first of all i'm turned off by work husbands work wives and worse work husbands i'm turned off by if you're not a single person don't play them don't play the game yes to me it's only cute it's only cute really it's really only cute if everybody involved is single yes for the most part yeah because like i said i had i had a work polycule which was funny so it was me who was single and then these two other people who and we were all we they said we were like a work wife like polygamy wife yeah we were work wife try it so it was me the guy and another girl now they were both in relationships but the bull was in a shitty relationship and the girl is also the shitty relationship well that's what i didn't say because they got work relationships no that's not that good trust me trust me we were just we were just good friends and honestly we were the bull's only real friends in the office okay he's a dickhead okay he's kind of a dickhead so we were kind of his only like real friends in the office he literally doesn't even talk to anybody we left that job years ago he does not talk to anybody else from there the only other person he talked to from that job passed away earlier this year oh wow but yeah i've seen it a couple of times about people talking about they work cousins and they work wise i'm like but you got an actual wife you gotta and then you let your spouse know this so depending on their securities or insecurities they think about that you're spending eight hours a day with your work headers in charge yay boo um well yeah that whole texting like they constantly say why are you texting why it's one of those things where it's like i don't want to say you can't have friends because if y'all friends and everything is above board yeah then like it shouldn't be a problem but as we know yeah it's usually not it's usually not that but that be the that be the thing it's like people don't know how to have good boundaries yeah yeah and if i and if i come to you as my girlfriend as your girlfriend and i'm like hey this makes me uncomfortable yeah and you don't like dial it back yeah that's a problem like i saw each other eight hours which i got to talk about what the do you have to talk about that you that can't wait till tomorrow but i'm gonna tell you that too i wouldn't have sat at the end of that table all night i would have pulled me up a chair what are we talking about exactly that's what i'm saying no no no because as your girl moved down but she didn't so i'm somebody moving what y'all talking about that's my man what we what's up hey girl the left right i'm sitting in the left and then getting in my girlfriend's face like hi baby oh my god i'm not because if i would be embarrassed we all happen to be we happen to be embarrassed i'm not going to ruin the night but i'm going to make it awkward for them because y'all doing too much kicking in each other's face smiling all all front and back sean smiling listen front side side yes couldn't be me couldn't be me i don't think i would have left though and then he paid he said he paid for the dinner so i'm like did you pay for everybody that might have been their agreement though like originally he was gonna pay for a birthday dinner so he fulfilled his end of the bargain but he left i'm not mad that he left but i'm like you were i'm like oh i i would not have like just left quite so easily and the fact that and the fact that she did not notice him leaving and didn't go after him and no shit like that that's what i'm saying she not right i'm not the next fucking time she saw him you made it about yourself yeah i mean no bitch you made it about me when you played in my face and in a table in front of 15 people yes right no you did that you hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all let me see no shorty was fucking stone cold tripping for that you know folks don't give a fuck as long as i'm having a good time it's fine it's fine let me know because like i'm i'm so hyper aware of like the people around me that there's no way my boyfriend would be sitting at the other end of the table and i wouldn't even if that's how i set it up and i don't walk down to sit with him and talk to him and i got other niggas kicking in my face the whole time like yeah i would never i would never because the whole time i would just be like where's my pudding or sitting tanks or something i don't know right she don't like him she and and and don't probably for real let me sit down and talk to him if you don't like him probably for real let me see i'm trying to find another one she got that work nigga gassing her up really do something i i i could be a better man you deserve so much better all right all right and i don't like like i said he was on time the boyfriend was the one who was late y'all can pass this who's the asshole stick because y'all all hit it listen if it's a who's the asshole stick everybody at the table is going around that's her home girl i'm gonna be like oh you're not gonna have your man sit next to you and yes i'm trying to talk to the other dude to take his attention out for her not because i want it but like get out my girl face no but exactly i'm gonna be like hey so um tell me about your job what you do at work like are you fake that's what i'm saying if it's a if it's a stick to be had 14 is getting whacked jesus i'm trying to see what other little story because i didn't even notice that i had deleted a lot of them because i had uh already recorded them for the podcast oh lord is it a favorite one from the podcast that you remember oh okay yeah so one of them was like um was it am i overreacting or am i the so i think it was am i the asshole for being a 70 year old grandma that has an only fans and my children have a problem so she goes into you know like uh i'm freshly you know i need a snack she was like i'm freshly divorced or something like that she was freshly divorced but she had been divorced for a couple of years she was like getting back into knowing herself and her sexuality and loving herself and all this other stuff so she was like i just decided to do it it was like on a whim she was like i'm making really good money so would i be the to continue it even though my children have have expressed that they have a problem with me doing only thing i think i heard this story i think i heard this story on a different podcast or one similar to it she wasn't 70 but she was like 50 60 something okay she was up there she was like they was like you're too old for that kind of i'm like she's not dead yeah right and he's paying to look at that whole ass yeah but i think the husband had died okay yeah yeah that's what it was i couldn't remember if they were divorced or he could get that yeah yeah i think he had died i was she had been grieving for a while but she was like i have needs i want to get back out there pop pop pop she started doing only fans in like her spare bedroom yeah yeah yeah her kids was like what the fuck but your old titties yeah and i'm like girl do you and it's bringing income like who are you hurting they just made this because you know they spinning it around in their head like i wouldn't give my give no no rent space free to them thoughts like don't be thinking about your mama like that that's your first problem and how do you think you got here so so they don't ever look at their parents like sexual beings not that they should but i'm like we all fucking right i didn't think she was the asshole and the and the kids was definitely doing too much because i want to say the one was threatening to like take her grandkids away like not let her see her grandkids or some shit like that i don't remember so i want to say the kids was doing too much because i was like she not fucking when the kids is there yeah it's like any other job she got office hours like i just think they was like playing at this this storyline in their head like what if my friends find out that and they find out that's the possibility and the only way they're gonna find out is they paying your fucking mama so i don't know what to tell you i saw your granny on only fans well thanks the money uh the money you paid her i i got a new bike so i really did you paid for a vacation of family cruise people be mad about the wrong thing because i even asked my husband i say if times you know fell on hard times and i opened the only fans would you be okay with that it's like quiz i don't give a damn and i was like thank you carolyn huh right thank you carolyn she said well they're petty like talking about the the children oh kids be petty about a lot of stuff even like when one spouse passes away and then the the the surviving spouse gets into a new relationship they were like oh it was too fast did you really love my father oh i can't believe you know you moved this man into my my father's house and your father's gone boo boo i still got to live you wanted me to be up here being a martyr huh right i don't get it they be grown not not no young kids they be in their 40s and 50s one day people just wither away in the memory of their father i mean the president i know that's right carol right the crazy part is they never have this smoke for the dads no they never have that smoke for the dads we can't get no new boo after our husband died we can't get our only fans after our husband died we're just supposed to carry that flame to the end that my husband died i'm moving to japan and i'm popping it open listen i'm telling you right now i might never love another over this getting wet for somebody bro why i know that's right for all these kids i'll be hearing this girl i said i don't give a what my mama do i don't care she done lived her life she she deserved to be happy right and staying out my god damn business that's the real message she deserve to be happy right and staying out my goddamn business that's the real message stay out my business as long as her mama as long as the mama is saving her money properly yeah because um oh you going in the home you're not gonna be popping pussy under my roof where's your pussy money at i can't no you can't move in with us right oh man let me see i'm trying to find one of those sex advice ones because those be hilarious what the hell let's say what the thing is like drag the puzzle piece to continue blah blah blah oh my god let me see i gotta scroll because i follow a million uh communities because when i was at my job that's how i got got through my day reading uh reddit like what mm-hmm like watching reality tv let me see let me see let me see carolyn said is to make sure you're not a bot oh okay thank you carolyn i'm a newbie here i don't know if you decided this is my first uh tic toc live let me see top left okay at the gate this already pissed me off unless it's some special reason so i'm gonna get to it this is in uh r backslash sex tips the title is okay boyfriend doesn't like my smell let me get into before i get pissed but anyway because you know we're supposed to smell like uh summer's breeze and like that so my boyfriend doesn't like my smell so he goes on to say i 18 female first of all 18 and my 18 uh you're a boyfriend um he doesn't want to perform oral sex on me uh when i asked him about it i initially lashed out because i was embarrassed um after i apologized we talked about it and he mentioned that he would love to give me oral but he said there's a smell down there that he finds off-putting he described it oh my god he described it described the smell as a partially rotten meat smell the only thing i can think of at that uh wait a minute was it the only thing that i can think of that might be causing this is my poor diet yeah yeah so i'm trying to drink more water and improve my eating habits i don't think it should have mattered but i am overweight and i have pcos you in eczema he is the only person i have to have ever been with and i don't drive and i'm scared to ask for a ob-gyn appointment because my mom will question me um and i she put a little update on here but i get back to that so it's a lot of plays but go ahead it's it's so that's so much going on yes so okay you ate 18 y'all both 18 bam okay because you know all the chemicals the hormones going on that could cause some stuff and his shit probably stink too but go ahead right let's talk about one he probably he probably smelled like a day old oscar meyer sausage that was left in the hot dog order from six nights ago but um whatever i digress yeah okay but like okay i'm like is you asking him to go down on you and you ain't showered you ain't you know you you don't got a car so baby is you walking everywhere like this not the 40s niggas not going down on hot cats sometimes or my time and i and i'm like how heavy are you so yeah that's what you say she's over there and i'm like how heavy are you so yeah that's what you say she's over there and i'm like how heavy are you so yeah overweight overweight overweight yeah mm-hmm she said her diet you got yeah mm-hmm she said her diet you got yeah mm-hmm she said her diet you got she's not drinking water she's not drinking water she's not drinking water i'm not saying it smell like rotten meat i'm not saying it smell like rotten meat i'm not saying it smell like rotten meat what i am saying is it may not smell what i am saying is it may not smell what i am saying is it may not smell fresh and you don't smell fresh all the fresh and you don't smell fresh all the fresh and you don't smell fresh all the time and that part of that is normal time and that part of that is normal time and that part of that is normal yes and i wish that's why i hate that yes and i wish that's why i hate that yes and i wish that's why i hate that sex education is not a thing sex education is not a thing sex education is not a thing because i'm like it's tons of things because i'm like it's tons of things because i'm like it's tons of things yeah it's hormones it's chemicals yeah it's hormones it's chemicals yeah it's hormones it's chemicals it's heat it's moisture it's heat it's moisture it's heat it's moisture it's uh the it's uh the it's uh the what type of underwear you're wearing uh what type of underwear you're wearing uh what type of underwear you're wearing uh that can all culminate into a yeast that can all culminate into a yeast that can all culminate into a yeast infection it's just a lot of going infection it's just a lot of going infection it's just a lot of going on it's like a big bang theory going on it's like a big bang theory going on it's like a big bang theory going down in there down in there down in there it's just a lot right and then for you it's just a lot right and then for you it's just a lot right and then for you not to be drinking water which means your not to be drinking water which means your not to be drinking water which means your body can't properly cleanse itself body can't properly cleanse itself body can't properly cleanse itself because water keep all this moving because water keep all this moving because water keep all this moving i'm like your diet yes do you eat a lot i'm like your diet yes do you eat a lot i'm like your diet yes do you eat a lot of meat maybe that's what it is of meat maybe that's what it is of meat maybe that's what it is i'm like because he said he said i'm like because he said he said i'm like because he said he said partially rotten meat i'm like that's partially rotten meat i'm like that's partially rotten meat i'm like that's that that that aligns with death like that that that aligns with death like that that that aligns with death like the smell of death with me the smell of death with me the smell of death with me you know right i'm like are you you know right i'm like are you you know right i'm like are you exfoliating down there like oh yeah she exfoliating down there like oh yeah she exfoliating down there like oh yeah she did say eczema i forgot about that pcos did say eczema i forgot about that pcos did say eczema i forgot about that pcos mm-hmm and she may be sweating a lot mm-hmm and she may be sweating a lot mm-hmm and she may be sweating a lot because uh i still have my doctor still because uh i still have my doctor still because uh i still have my doctor still haven't haven't haven't ran out of tests to see if i have pcos um ran out of tests to see if i have pcos um ran out of tests to see if i have pcos um but i'm like but i'm like but i'm like girl and you 18 you can still go to your girl and you 18 you can still go to your girl and you 18 you can still go to your pediatrician but you can also pediatrician but you can also pediatrician but you can also see a gynecologist just tell your mama see a gynecologist just tell your mama see a gynecologist just tell your mama so so so you 18 your mom don't have to go facts you you 18 your mom don't have to go facts you you 18 your mom don't have to go facts you can make the appointment yourself can make the appointment yourself can make the appointment yourself that's right that's right that's right and i mean and i mean and i mean get a uber catch a taxi get a uber catch a taxi get a uber catch a taxi catch the bus go to your appointment i catch the bus go to your appointment i catch the bus go to your appointment i would say go to your appointment and get would say go to your appointment and get would say go to your appointment and get checked out checked out checked out just to make sure you know just to make sure you know just to make sure you know it's nothing actually wrong with you yeah it's nothing actually wrong with you yeah it's nothing actually wrong with you yeah um um um because because because as much as i want to be like nah he as much as i want to be like nah he as much as i want to be like nah he being an immature dickhead being an immature dickhead being an immature dickhead yeah some shorties be stinking yeah yeah some shorties be stinking yeah yeah some shorties be stinking yeah so but i was like it's just left at oh so but i was like it's just left at oh so but i was like it's just left at oh women you know i hate when you know it's women you know i hate when you know it's women you know i hate when you know it's just throwing women's you know vaginas just throwing women's you know vaginas just throwing women's you know vaginas i'm like he should have a i'm like he should have a i'm like he should have a rational conversation where he's just a rational conversation where he's just a rational conversation where he's just a little boy i'm sorry little boy i'm sorry little boy i'm sorry yeah yeah but she need to go check on yeah yeah but she need to go check on yeah yeah but she need to go check on herself for herself herself for herself herself for herself i mean as long as he wasn't like i i mean as long as he wasn't like i i mean as long as he wasn't like i don't want to go down for you because don't want to go down for you because don't want to go down for you because you smell like arby's like a day old you smell like arby's like a day old you smell like arby's like a day old like like like right he might have said it to her right he might have said it to her right he might have said it to her kind of cool hey 410 ghosts good evening kind of cool hey 410 ghosts good evening kind of cool hey 410 ghosts good evening so i'm looking at her update he could so i'm looking at her update he could so i'm looking at her update he could have said it to her nice have said it to her nice have said it to her nice yeah i was like partially right yeah i was like partially right yeah i was like partially right jesus but her little update jesus but her little update jesus but her little update is it was my natural lubricant and my is it was my natural lubricant and my is it was my natural lubricant and my bad diet and that was pretty much what bad diet and that was pretty much what she said that's all she said she said that's all she said she said that's all she said natural lubricant maybe natural lubricant maybe natural lubricant maybe like or like a lubricant in a bottle like or like a lubricant in a bottle like or like a lubricant in a bottle yeah i'm thinking she's talking about yeah i'm thinking she's talking about yeah i'm thinking she's talking about just like her secretions but i'm like just like her secretions but i'm like just like her secretions but i'm like how was that possible you just said you how was that possible you just said you how was that possible you just said you weren't drinking no water weren't drinking no water weren't drinking no water i'm surprised it didn't smell like burnt i'm surprised it didn't smell like burnt i'm surprised it didn't smell like burnt rubber like girl ain't no water no no because i'm like are there like no no because i'm like are there like no no because i'm like are there like natural lubricants like natural lube you natural lubricants like natural lube you natural lubricants like natural lube you can buy can buy can buy yeah i mean well water i mean i don't yeah i mean well water i mean i don't yeah i mean well water i mean i don't know if she's not talking about water know if she's not talking about water know if she's not talking about water base but i think she's just talking about base but i think she's just talking about base but i think she's just talking about her own personal her own personal her own personal vaginal secretions but i'm like girl vaginal secretions but i'm like girl vaginal secretions but i'm like girl that it only can come from within that it only can come from within that it only can come from within and you're not putting in the right and you're not putting in the right and you're not putting in the right things for things for things for that secretion that smell like the that secretion that smell like the that secretion that smell like the natural scent yeah natural scent yeah natural scent yeah yeah baby you gotta you gotta clean up yeah baby you gotta you gotta clean up yeah baby you gotta you gotta clean up your diet and go to the gym your diet and go to the gym your diet and go to the gym yeah that's why i say sex education that's why i say sex education that's why i say sex education and uh parents not want to talk to their and uh parents not want to talk to their and uh parents not want to talk to their kids about sex that is that they'll be kids about sex that is that they'll be kids about sex that is that they'll be having us in a chokehold having us in a chokehold having us in a chokehold carolyn said more like her coot was carolyn said more like her coot was carolyn said more like her coot was naturally cleaning out her bad gum up naturally cleaning out her bad gum up naturally cleaning out her bad gum up there it's like i had to push this up it's like i had to push this up it's like i had to push this up push this out somehow you know her kidneys was probably doing you know her kidneys was probably doing you know her kidneys was probably doing double time this not drinking no more double time this not drinking no more double time this not drinking no more water yeah that's what somebody said in water yeah that's what somebody said in water yeah that's what somebody said in the comments it says pco girly here the comments it says pco girly here the comments it says pco girly here i drink water all day long and i have a i drink water all day long and i have a i drink water all day long and i have a glass of 100 glass of 100 glass of 100 cranberry juice uh a day helps with any cranberry juice uh a day helps with any cranberry juice uh a day helps with any smell and taste smell and taste smell and taste uh thank me later but you anytime i've uh thank me later but you anytime i've uh thank me later but you anytime i've ever like changed my um ever like changed my um ever like changed my um my diet um especially to a cleaner diet my diet um especially to a cleaner diet and more in water intake girl sometimes and more in water intake girl sometimes and more in water intake girl sometimes it don't even be the natural smell i it don't even be the natural smell i it don't even be the natural smell i don't smell don't smell don't smell right so i'm like you need to start right so i'm like you need to start right so i'm like you need to start there first and if it's just like there first and if it's just like there first and if it's just like atrocious atrocious atrocious you got to go seek medical help it ain't you got to go seek medical help it ain't you got to go seek medical help it ain't it ain't nothing you can get over the it ain't nothing you can get over the it ain't nothing you can get over the counter for that counter for that counter for that because even my thing only goes so far because even my thing only goes so far because even my thing only goes so far well my thing is if he cheating and well my thing is if he cheating and well my thing is if he cheating and bitching he even gave you bb or bitching he even gave you bb or bitching he even gave you bb or something something something yeah that'll make you stink too yep yeah that'll make you stink too yep yeah that'll make you stink too yep people don't think about that because people don't think about that because people don't think about that because their body chemistries their body chemistries their body chemistries sometimes they don't mix sometimes they don't mix sometimes they don't mix no and if you letting him nothing if no and if you letting him nothing if no and if you letting him nothing if they go on yeah they go on yeah they go on yeah they probably use yes girl let me see yes girl let me see yes girl let me see casper get away from me oh that's the casper get away from me oh that's the casper get away from me oh that's the dog dog dog yes oh my god hold on some of these some of oh my god hold on some of these some of oh my god hold on some of these some of these titles are terrible i'ma read something you tell me when to i'ma read something you tell me when to i'ma read something you tell me when to stop okay stop okay stop okay okay okay so uh okay okay okay so uh okay okay okay so uh the first one says the first one says the first one says i've seen people uh be horrible at i've seen people uh be horrible at i've seen people uh be horrible at fingering here's some good advice fingering here's some good advice fingering here's some good advice the next one says tips and tricks on the next one says tips and tricks on the next one says tips and tricks on fingering fingering fingering a woman to orgasm uh wait what a woman to orgasm uh wait what a woman to orgasm uh wait what yeah tips and tricks it says yeah tips and tricks it says yeah tips and tricks it says what was the one before that it said what was the one before that it said what was the one before that it said i've seen people be horrible at i've seen people be horrible at i've seen people be horrible at fingering here's a fingering here's a fingering here's a here's some good advice oh my god y'all need that kind of help oh my god y'all need that kind of help oh my god y'all need that kind of help jesus and that's what's crazy to me like jesus and that's what's crazy to me like jesus and that's what's crazy to me like you can't give that advice because you can't give that advice because you can't give that advice because every woman is different you know what every woman is different you know what every woman is different you know what i'm saying i'm saying i'm saying so who the is this sex guy i think so who the is this sex guy i think so who the is this sex guy i think they are they are they are right let's see right let's see right let's see i know somebody ain't coming in here i know somebody ain't coming in here i know somebody ain't coming in here while i'm on this podcast it's probably my husband uh let me see i don't know these are i don't know i don't know these are i don't know i don't know these are i don't know somebody sometimes i'll be just reading somebody sometimes i'll be just reading somebody sometimes i'll be just reading this stuff i'm like people are really this stuff i'm like people are really this stuff i'm like people are really stupid stupid stupid um people are crazy um people are crazy um people are crazy i'm just like i'm just like i'm just like i mean sometimes this stuff is just i mean sometimes this stuff is just i mean sometimes this stuff is just i don't know sometimes you got two brain i don't know sometimes you got two brain i don't know sometimes you got two brain cells to rub together it's like just cells to rub together it's like just cells to rub together it's like just deduce like break it down say it to deduce like break it down say it to deduce like break it down say it to yourself say it out loud out and then walk through it break it down okay you just answered your own question i don't know but that's that's what i see in here a lot people like asking advice like you can't ask advice because every individual is different right let me see i'm gonna go to another one let's see 6 over 30. how old are you tiffy uh 37. what i thought you were younger than that tiffy because you got that baby face let me see trying to see if anybody else uh had a suggestion is she caucasian what the fuck carolyn is she caucasian because they be leaving strange stuff and they don't be washing for real oh my god girl we'll be going after that they don't always be watching like let's keep it up let's keep it a buck to my palm colored people that possibly may be in the comments we're not talking about you if it ain't you i'm saying if it don't know if it don't if it don't apply let it fly let it fly let it fly let me see if you wash your feet if you wash your feet that's like the uh the uh tiebreaker question like do you wash your feet and if they take too long bitch we done here no we're done wrap it up let me see i'm gonna go to the very very bottom and see if i still got some old ones i'm gonna go to the very very bottom and see if i still got some old ones this one white girl was like she don't even like wash her whole body for real she just washed her pits like under her boots and her vagina and but but like she don't really wash wash her whole body she said at least not every time and i was like i know girl because you know what i know it's some dirty filthy man out there was still hitting he like wrong talk about in it deep to the brim he in it like to the taint in that thing crazy to the gooch but all right like that's sad i ain't even thinking about her no more i'm just thinking about somebody will still do it they'll still do it and so that's what really i don't mean to get sidetracked but when you said that i was like in my head i was like like you know uh me it'll just anything you know i looked up i looked up how gonorrhea became a thing how so basically men monkeys men farm animals and so if it's a sick animal that comes in contact with a human being you know genitalia wise then it's trans you know it's what a word it's not trans transmitted transmitted yeah um and then that creates the new disease which is gonorrhea it could only be uh um uh created through sex with a cow or a pig so i was like some dude way back when in before times was times was like well i can have sex with a woman and it had she has a vagina this thing has a vagina sure it'll be fine like no because it don't go the other way ain't no animals out here trying to have sex with us no that's like the man would be out in the fields too long and they'd be like a hole is a hole yes i remember like way back in the old facebook days there was a man he contracted some type of disease because he saw some type of a clam or shell life that looked like a vagina and put it in his vagina and then he was like oh my god i'm gonna have sex with his dick in it and they was gonna have to chop his shit off right yes yes because it clicked down on his dick and wouldn't let go i was like i'm sick of these dudes i'm sick you're nasty yes okay so we're gonna do this one this will be the last one and then next time we do it i have a fully replenished list um so this one is in our backslash dating it's called the bar is in hell oh god it says as the title says the bar is literally in hell what is up with these men not even wanting to plan a simple date nobody's asking you to take me to the michelin star restaurant all of us women are asking all we're asking for is if you can plan one simple goddamn date why are so many guys like i don't know what you want to do i don't know where you want to go i was talking to this guy last night we've been talking for about two weeks and he asked if i wanted to go shopping with him and i was like sure um he was like what mall where the did i leave off uh i said i don't know and then he said let me know when you figure it out excuse me you wanted me to go shopping with you not the other way around i said never mind let's do something different because next weekend is going to be a busy weekend for malls um and i don't remember when this was posted um he said then he said i don't have any plans i don't have any ideas um all i know is i'm going to the gym or chilling out oh my god you don't know how to ask me out and plan a simple goddamn date no wonder why there is a male loneliness epidemic i'm mad i would have hung up i would have blocked him ghost and whatever because we're like what the i i have blocked for less i'm not and i wish i was joking i have blocked for way less than that like we we as a as a subgroup like as women we gotta we gotta stop we gotta stop stop entertaining this this is the only time i started sweating tonight because i'm mad because i'm like what the i'm with her you you said you was going shopping to ask me i'm tagging along right why am i now the assistant secretary you said you wanted to take me shopping yeah cleaning the day so why why do i have to do anything yes so i'm at the point you know on the outside looking in women can't win because if she would have chose a specific restaurant like she's said michelin star it ain't got to be mr star it's just got to be somewhere that they deem too expensive okay well why the didn't you pick the restaurant you would have known exactly how much you was going to be spending right take it off me but no because then they'll be like well you weren't satisfied with yeah i wasn't satisfied with arby's arby's is crazy arby's i don't i wouldn't even take myself to arby's i would take myself to arby's so i'm just like if i pick i'm gonna lose if i don't pick and you choose and i don't like it i lose because like you wouldn't even take yourself here either sir why would you take me there right right and i've never been a boozer and that's the thing huh i said and that'd be the thing you wouldn't even take you here yes and you thought oh oh okay because i don't know you know if i'm gonna like her like that and i don't want to drop no no bill on her what if i don't like her what if i don't get none if if you don't like her why are why are you talking entertaining taking her out why are we here because you know what it really is you know what it really is i'm just trying to get these draws and i want to spend the least amount of money that i deemed and i want to put in the least amount of effort yes because again if i don't like her then i didn't do no extra work but at least i got the hit but at least i got the hit i'm like it's just a revolving door of because like if you don't want to date you just want to have sex you might not always get a no it's women out there that just want sex so why are you playing this wrong game well i'm gonna do what she want to do at least to you know get these draws like no maybe i just want some dick and then we can be done with each other because he don't want to be done he he want to be able to circle it and come back and he want to waste your time because instead of like being the one who have his time wasted see and that's it's just too many mental gymnastics so i'm gonna give you a specific story so like when i lived in atlanta in my 20s in my wild and free days i was home i was a top tier hoe and i was just hoping for myself i was enjoying myself so this was in the days i don't know if you're too young for this but it was in the days of um uh black planet you remember black planet that was basically a hookup jump joint so um it was a dude don't know that i was messing around with he told me after he asked a 360. so he told me at the gate what it was and i was like i'll sign on to that that's all he wanted to do he was like we're gonna call each other when we need this that's what it's gonna be and i was like bet say less so i'm like he could have he told me what it was after gates if i didn't like it we could have parted ways no time wasted but i was down for it so we both got what we wanted and i wasn't trying to make him my boyfriend and none of that stuff right it was like oh if i if i tell you the truth you gonna think you can change me like no everybody not like that stop trying to figure everybody out also if you feel that way you have the option to leave yeah you can leave that's cool oh well i do feel like dating i ain't dating in a minute but i feel like it's in hell because y'all be sending me with these stories no no you'll be like i've been looking like are you dead ass like are you are you the dead ass right now because like oh my god i told this story on y'all not following me had nerds in charge but we did like one of our we did like girl so this was this is what kicked off the girl math okay series it was this guy i was coming home from the gym trying to get in the house so i could clock in for work this dude stopped me asked me for my number now he wasn't really he wasn't super cute but i was like he he wasn't super cute but he had a car and i was like and i was like he might be nice i was like maybe and i was like he might be nice and he might clean up well because i was like it was like 8 50 in the morning how old were you this was earlier this year oh a couple months ago okay so i was like ah maybe he's nice maybe he did the like on his way to work and he just don't look great right now but maybe he cleans up nice uh-huh and i was like i'm always complaining about how dudes don't approach me here's a dude approaching me we'll give it a shot yeah so i give him my number and he texts me like oh he texts me can i call you and i was like yeah no i just started work yeah and he was like when are you free and i was like anytime after 5 30. i was like you can call them so he's like okay cool he then like maybe like an hour later it's like well can i call you real fast blocked i'm already done yeah blah because again sir no means no we just went the round back i didn't i i told you when i was available yeah and i wasn't like ignoring his text messages i was texting back fairly quickly so i'm like no we can like we could have just chatted it up you could have called me later and then that that and that would have been that girl but no can i call you well let me just call you real fast no no i didn't respond blocked blocked because you know what i equate that to and i uh one of my ex-boyfriends told me this like years later and when he met me i was 18 i had my first credit card uh and i told him like when i first i was like oh my god i got my first credit card hadn't known him two months okay and i think the credit card was like a 500 limit so i get a call bring bring bring i pick it up because you know we got no cell phones and i say hello you have a collect call from but i said oh what the and it was like he said his name and i was like oh no i don't even accept these kind of calls from family click so when he got out and i think this you know he got out and we kept talking or what have you so i want to say it was years later he was like you remember that time i called you from jail i was like yeah he said and the only reason i called you because i couldn't call my father he was gonna be it was gonna be upset with me but i knew you had a credit card and i was hoping you was gonna use that credit card to bail me out i was like it was only five hundred dollars i couldn't have really done that i don't know nothing about bailing nobody out is it percentage right i don't even know if i had enough of the percentage so um i was like i wasn't doing that my mama told me not to give me any money yeah it was like q i'm gonna tell you right now if you would have let me use that credit card i would have dogged you every day after you let me know you he said so i'm glad you didn't do that i was like oh no my mama taught me well i guess no and it it the reason and the reason i blocked him because i was like you can't be ugly and pushy in a minute damn i was like your teeth not all i was like listen that my teeth not perfect but you got worse teeth than me you cannot give you a chance you can't be aggravating and ugly i was like that's your battle i said that's a girl math you can't be aggravating plus i'm not aggravating you're not aggravating plus i'm not ugly equals blocked yeah you got the dollar strikes going against you right no and then dude dudes will try and like push your boundaries like that and be like oh well i know you said no but they'll try and see what they can get away with and i'm like no like you said no means no i was talking to some other guy months later he wanted to call me didn't ask but just called i let it ring i was doing something else yeah i was like i'll call you back i called him back maybe like an hour or two later and he acted disinterested the whole phone call text him the next day radio silence i was like blocked that's childish who do you think is going chasey and he was like 40 like almost he was older than i was and i was like no you're not going to manipulate me and all this other like no no i didn't pick up i was like you called me without asking if you could call yeah and he was like no i need you to entertain me when i'm i'm ready to be entertained when i want to be i i needed to be on demand to entertain him sir i am a whole ass woman and a whole ass mother i have things that take precedence a hundred times out of a hundred like goodbye oh yeah i'm gonna pray for you sisters i'm gonna pray for you get everything your heart desires and none of the that you don't require yes but girl thank you for talking to me tef i really missed you you're welcome i mean god my baby i was looking at our pictures when y'all came to texas the other day in my phone oh i was like i missed my booze and uh uh sassy was like girl i still got your pajamas when you came to philly i was like girl you can wear them throw them away it ain't worth the postage yeah but uh i'm gonna tell you next time we're gonna do this again if you want to do this again because i had fun yeah absolutely okay and then next time you have two stories and i have two stories and we may be okay maybe we should invite some more people too just so we can get like you know listen we'll we'll we'll work it out okay ah okay y'all like us follow us heart us gifters and thank y'all for stopping by for my first life all right y'all have a good night bye tef i love you bye i love you bye