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Speaker 5of review shows stopped 12 years ago i thought the late review that's it the late review yeah yeah it
Speaker 4was really good actually barely it's hard slagging stuff off you know to be critical though i don't know how they do it anyway i don't know why i said that don't get because i haven't been thinking about that
Speaker 5at all i just thought then and then i was rubbish
Speaker 4off the back of pod tidbits
Speaker 5which is better that's
Speaker 4better out of mine well it might be fun it might be fun to get like a round up of the best
Speaker 5maybe don't lose what your idea no your idea is good mine's not so good
Speaker 4well it's fun
Speaker 5yeah it's
Speaker 4fine yeah but like on paper it's good but do i want to live my life like that having been torn apart no
Speaker 5i'll tear them apart i'll tear
Speaker 4them a new arsehole after asking them to come on and do it um well there you go what was that
Speaker 5let's move on and find something worth talking about um yeah i wrote a cough here's a question oh go on no no what's your question how's your health well because yeah we're 52 yeah there's always
Speaker 4like niggles i put a bit of weight on funny that i i put a lot of weight on actually recently because how much uh i'll do it in curve of belly right so
Speaker 5obviously you want that
Speaker 4obviously well i saw you on the good
Speaker 5the bad and the ugly football podcast you didn't have a belly
Speaker 4i was oh piss off it's not a belly this is a fucking belly well i had a porch then i can't be getting rid of my porch but any niggles any kind of groin strain didn't i yeah it's a muscle
Speaker 5injury well what do
Speaker 4you want me to lie i don't know but i
Speaker 5had a pain in my temple two days ago i was like fuck is this where it's suddenly this isn't getting any better so no no no no no no niggles no not really no i think we should do a little i don't know i don't want to talk about
Speaker 4anything you know you got no niggles touch wood cut to loads i
Speaker 5know yeah loads of what one big
Speaker 4niggle yeah exactly yeah
Speaker 5okay let's abandon that because we're in
Speaker 4sniper's alley so i'd rather not i
Speaker 5know i know we're fully in
Speaker 4it yeah i know fucking hell i am i am i am quitting i'm pretty close to quit playing football right five side because i i genuinely think i'm i'm getting closer and closer to properly hurting myself
Speaker 5yeah so yeah well that's sensible what about you you
Speaker 4got we're not doing niggles what niggles it's like jesus christ imagine the pod niggle
Speaker 5pop well i'd uh i'd a bat in the net proper bat in the net first time honestly talking about bat
Speaker 4like flying like a flying nocturnal i had a bat in the net um oh yeah go on you played cricket how was it well so my boys
Speaker 5are playing i'm going up the next afternoon with them so we're doing that and um the coach he had a bat actually he had a bat because he had a game on the next day and i said not asking for anything i thought i was like god i'd love to have a net at some point which is basically have a practice bowling have one now oh no no god no it suddenly got really he went now everyone please tell me you warmed up no so i i put the pads on box the ipad gloves i was like i've done this properly since i was like 41 42. wow the headlines are he was quite a nippy bowler did he not slow
Speaker 4it down for you first time back
Speaker 5well he did most of them were spin but then he it kind of surprised me quite skiddy like he said his pomp he bowled like 80 early 80s 80 81 miles an hour and this was like i reckon this was like i don't know 70 felt quick anyway i did all right but there's one where it hit my knee and i went my knees i'm telling you
Speaker 4it hit the the sort of fleshy
Speaker 5bit above the kneecap like where the pad is but there's not a lot of protection and he said i've got a game on tuesday night do you want to play i went it i'll play and then on the saturday he said can i confirm you i went i can't my knee my knees did you do
Speaker 4enough for him to go let's get that lad out there
Speaker 5have you waffled as you
Speaker 4sat down i don't know
Speaker 5he said you want to play did you tell me i don't know
Speaker 4did you do enough for him to go this guy's good enough to play on saturday and how did you ask but how did you feel about that
Speaker 5how did i feel about being oh
Speaker 4yeah they needed someone you'd ask
Speaker 5any old practice he
Speaker 4wouldn't ask me if i
Speaker 5wouldn't ask you actually yeah she thought a bat was literally a leathery fly
Speaker 4well i don't think cricket terms first do you do if someone said there's a bat over there you think cricket bat i think the flying thingy so what i'm saying i've never thought about a bat like that i immediately think of when you're still saying bat i think of the flying thing even though we're talking about cricket i have to go i have to realign my thought every time he means that is mad i had a bat in the net
Speaker 5what does that mean what was that for you that's a bat
Speaker 4caught in a net i thought you had something in the garden like decorative and a bat had flown in it a decorative net i don't know what name you
Speaker 5picture but like a like a sort of like a sailors who we got like a the captain's wheel yeah yeah
Speaker 4exactly go i wouldn't nothing surprises me as what's with you nothing surprises me i can't say it's perpetual did something yesterday i was explaining why we're having this thing what was it what was it well we're having neck we've got glass across the back and we're having net curtains across the bat across our back cage and i'm like right why did she say in the winter again in the summer it will float out i don't know what what what you're having so we've got glass across the back right yeah and we're putting net curtains on front of it and i was like why are we doing that what inside the glass yeah yeah yeah yeah and i'm like well because it's just curtains it's nice to see into the garden so i'm not why are we putting nets up and pet just said in the winter we'll keep it cozy and then the summer when we have them open they'll sort of float into the garden i'm like okay that's the thing is it all right it's not that bad what no no what i'm saying light car loose my point being i had that in my head so when you said net in the garden it all added quite quickly
Speaker 5bat in the net i didn't say net in regards to batting the net batting the net so i was like
Speaker 4they've got a net somewhere and that might be a i don't know like i think i would have come in that would have been the
Speaker 5first minute of the pod that we caught a bat in the net well it could
Speaker 4climb in there and a bat yeah so well i don't know
Speaker 5yeah no no well
Speaker 4yeah well that was only a split second then i went cricket but but it was like first of all i went dark small guy had a bat in the net i haven't had that for 10 years and then i think i went did he get bats in buncombe i don't know book remember
Speaker 5i'd be i was in hartfield then 10 years ago anyway anyway
Speaker 4going back to did you feel any kind of primary he thinks i'm good enough to play saturday no no genuinely no no and you but you haven't hit a ball for 10 years and you went i've done enough no because i know
Speaker 5what it's like you want to fill a hole you go let's just get another body on the field yeah okay yeah
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Speaker 2save you invest you keep an eye on spending so why do your finances still feel so complicated quicken helps you put the whole picture together and make sense of what to do next connect accounts from more than 14 000 financial institutions and see how all the different pieces of your financial life fit together with quicken you can make sense of but it must have been
Speaker 4nice to go oh you recognize i've played a bit
Speaker 5a little bit no i got nothing like that from no no not at all and also you know how good you are you don't need someone else to so i was like yeah i can hit this but i'm i'm losing the i'm losing my touch yeah i can fucking drive the boys i'll fucking drive it but but you lose it he got me out last ball sort of edged it and i was like that was too close to cut i shouldn't have i don't understand any of that i'll get a gist
Speaker 4of it's like
Speaker 5no
Speaker 4so you know
Speaker 5you know what standard of footballer you are you don't need someone to go oh you're good because you go well i know how good i am i'm sort of that level
Speaker 4whatever you say but i am at 51 when i if i'm like someone says you're not bad i think it means more to me now because i'm like god i'm not that decrepit and i'm not paul skulls do you mean paul skulls doesn't need anyone to say you're good but i don't mind being what i mean is you know i don't want to be told i don't get told i don't mind being told jesus christ i don't mind you're a better cricketer than i am footballer say that again you're a better cricketer than i am footballer you got near county i know you had a cry but you got no i played county
Speaker 5i played county under 16 yeah well
Speaker 4i didn't get anywhere near i was like nine levels i did i failed there and i didn't get to there there there or there so i'm a bang average footballer i'm not the best on any match well i got
Speaker 5nowhere with football try i trailed north sussex wasn't good enough couldn't even get into north sussex i didn't get
Speaker 4the trial bit
Speaker 5yeah but this is a stupid
Speaker 4conversation what for me if someone says i'm a good footballer i float because my feet are not good i'm not a good footballer i'm not a good footballer maybe i don't get told it very much whereas you maybe get you've had a lot of you're a good
Speaker 5cricketer i have had a fair amount of that but i know when i get to a certain level no one thinks anything of me so if you put me in the like a proper ones of a league now they just go well no he makes us so many mistakes he's not very good well i
Speaker 4was thinking about you know this ronaldo messi debate you know that rages on or who's better whatever now it's all about the people sort of deciding it's messy i'm like it's so weird because you kind of go like the fact you could play division four football is incredible but division four footballers are like oh i can't be getting to champions it's like do you know what you've done yeah it's insane that you just get somewhere and then you're next to loads of people who are are you saying i'm not
Speaker 5division four can
Speaker 4you not see how far you've gone with your back now i've moved on no but i mean yeah well anyway okay it's totally obvious but when you sort of go oh you're i only play for cheltenham and i get you on about you haven't lived the not being good at football life it's just sad there's part of me
Speaker 5that i sometimes go i i am a pretty good batsman i there isn't i'll be honest and then i see someone who is a good batsman and i go oh no you're not david you're not at all
Speaker 4but that's what my point you go no i am
Speaker 5he's just just better than tommy who plays for village cricket he's like oh yeah i'm betting tommy but tommy's absolute well yeah i don't
Speaker 4know what my point was i just i
Speaker 5thought my point
Speaker 4was i injured but that's it
Speaker 5within 10 minutes the ball hit my knee and i went and it wasn't just a bruise it was like fuck that feels tendony so oh for fuck's sake fuck's sake sorry for the swearing but it seems to have calmed down
Speaker 4um sorry i've just got a text patch about sorry no not
Speaker 5at all i'll talk to myself
Speaker 4so i was listening but i'm in jersey jersey i'm in
Speaker 6the sussex squad and i'm touring and i'm 16 years old this is cricket cricket this is everything and i want to show the world just what i got give me a chance it's the third game and i'm in the team having been this up for the first two games this is my shot my shot my stage my time i got one chance i got one game this is the moment i changed my life i'm jumping in the bed come on come on
Speaker 7fight fight fight against the big flint wall oh fight fight fight oh i'm giving it my all fight fight fight against the big flint wall oh fight fight fight oh i'm giving it my all fight fight fight against the big flint wall oh fight fight fight oh i'm giving it my all oh fight fight fight against the big flint wall oh fight fight fight oh i'm giving it my all um talking about that light curtain
Speaker 4that's not gonna be cheap well it's cheap well you're not just gonna she's she's banging it
Speaker 5she's making it i'm not
Speaker 4making the net but she's
Speaker 5what i mean that's gonna be cheap than that the material and yeah i doubt you'll chuck something out this shit so good luck with that i want to
Speaker 4say something but i'll just make me go down you're a tight last thing because i've done that well she's got a mate who has off cuts did you recommend going to the
Speaker 5mate no we might as
Speaker 4well use use lucy but well no i didn't recommend i didn't get involved in the net curtain chat it's just a net
Speaker 5curtain even you you're going yes just a net curtain i would say it's just
Speaker 4a net cut my point was god about the it's only about the fucking you might have a net in the garden there you don't mean anything that'll be nice so
Speaker 5in the summer because it was just sort of blow around
Speaker 4well that's the point but what my point was is sometimes i don't know a lot about that world so if you said if you said to me or i said to you there's this decorative net we've got in the garden that plants grow up or something i wouldn't go yeah no i haven't got that i haven't got that no i know because you're talking about cricket net i'm just saying it's not okay anyway yeah fucking run out of energy
Speaker 5whatever fucking hell
Speaker 4because i've got one thing i
Speaker 5wrote down yeah i
Speaker 4feel bad about this but you know it reminded me of um i think the the female equivalent of um you know we were talking about fashion that type of fashion we struggled with a few like last
Speaker 5year oh thongs up the
Speaker 4arse no no lads ones on there no that's what what would it what do we call them a wood cutter jacket wood cutter jackets yeah
Speaker 5the wood cutter look yeah wood cutter jackets yeah wood cutter jackets yeah wood cutter jackets
Speaker 4and i i wrote down my female equivalent that i don't it's probably wrong with me to do but my why well just the fashion i can't get my head around the ladies
Speaker 5god i wouldn't even know where this is going dick whittington boots do you know what i'm really trying
Speaker 4my hardest to
Speaker 5picture the dick whittington boots put dick whittington in dick whittington boots yeah
Speaker 4i see it well they actually called that i don't know that's what i call them yeah yeah put dick whittington in dick whittington boots oh
Speaker 5no what the ones that's laced up up your calf up your shin no they kind of
Speaker 4kind of come up above your knee and then there's like then there's like a big fold over leather
Speaker 5bit oh i know so like pantomime
Speaker 4boots yeah who wears that shit well i saw two in three days and i was like i've never seen that that's my um that's my wood cutter
Speaker 5who wears that that feels like a woman but i don't want to generalize here all right i won't i won't say
Speaker 4don't please
Speaker 5you're 51 well she was
Speaker 4young she was about 30 was a lady i saw well
Speaker 5this lady i'm she's 51 the kids are now teenagers all the girls have said let's go up the nightclub and have a jolly
Speaker 4well she was outside satan's prison i think i must admit i
Speaker 5don't see him
Speaker 4i don't see him a lot no i haven't seen him a lot i just saw him twice and i went god i'm struck now it's not the same as a woodcutter, because woodcutters it's literally just a shoe yeah the wood cutters are everywhere yeah yeah i was just like i just wrote dick whittington boots
Speaker 5i would say the wood cutter look is sort of fading away a bit
Speaker 4yeah even the wood cutters even the wood cutters i know are less wood cutter honestly i saw one i think so you're less wood cutter you've only got one wood cuttery element what was that the jeans the jeans the giant axe all the
Speaker 5jeans with the turnips walking
Speaker 4around on a a log rolling
Speaker 5river log or whatever yeah yeah the wood wood cutter yeah the wood cutter log oh i've got
Speaker 4to pick petra up sorry that's all
Speaker 5right i'll carry on
Speaker 4cool um and i'm going to get a new wire for one month have
Speaker 5we so i just want to make sure we've done enough well we stopped stopped at 48 it says 12 that's 35 minutes well it's just one of those episodes where we can do no more we were
Speaker 4fucking hovering we've got the wood
Speaker 5cutter song to put in if james kept that anyway that could be chucked in at the start of the end yeah dick whittington
Speaker 4maybe dick whittington's boot song oh
Speaker 5no that's gonna be played once waste of time i thought you worried
Speaker 4about how often it's gonna get played well it's like you
Speaker 5put the energy in at least let it fill the gaps for like a few episodes
Speaker 4yeah no i get that i'll fill the gaps but i can't see myself talking about it dick whittington boots again
Speaker 5no right okay cheers everyone cheers everyone bye
Speaker 4i want an army green shirt and a
Speaker 8big collar jacket i want a roll neck jumper too give me a big keyboard that's the fate of jesus i want an alpine jumper rusty check shirt and a thompson baker boy hat stick the hat on my head the baker boy hat with some big tan boots right up the ankles give me a lovely navy scarf i'm a middle-aged man i want to look a bit like a woodcutter i want to look like a middle-aged woodcutter i want to look like a middle-aged woodcutter i want to look like a middle-aged woodcutter and a bit like a trucker boy i want to look like i drive a truck i want a keychain a nice thick keychain make sure you put some turn-ups on those jeans boy i want to look like a middle-aged woodcutter i want to look like a middle-aged woodcutter i want to look like a middle-aged woodcutter i want to look like a middle-aged woodcutter i want to look like a middle-aged woodcutter
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