S01E26: The Howls of the Harpy

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Who shared the wind and air. Oh. Very good. Fuck it. Yeah. What did you call it? The House of the Harpy. Amelia? I hope so. Yes, the ship we were pressed on. There we go. I thought I'd hear this before. I thought it was actually called the Harpy's How, not the How, the Harpy. It is called the Harpy's How. Yes. But the episode is not. There we go. There we go. Again. Everybody, welcome back to our little podcast where we are. We are three heroes, find themselves in deep, dire and deadly trouble, fighting against the rather powerful Lord of Lightning while trying to find their way to cruise yarns island, otherwise known as. Me, Siri Island. To prove. To ask for yet another gauntlet. This one, hopefully giving them power over an undefeatable armly of clockwork areas, which they plan to use somehow to stop the return of the probably evil Dawnus' mother, the God that is currently a mountain range. There we go. Summary complete. It's not that complicated. The story when you just summarise it like that, is it? No, not at all. There you go. Easy. With me for this adventure, ah. Indy playing friar. Stacy playing curry and Lana playing morigan. No. Not for this episode. No, you're still falling. It could be a long fall. So that's what you're wrong, everybody. You may have thought that that's what you're doing, but tonight, ladies, you'll be doing something completely different yet again. In the land of Kaylee, there is a lot more going on than just the three stories of our heroes. You have an envelope in front of you. When you open it, it will tell you the name of the character you're playing for this mini episode. That's interesting. I know. I'll give you a little bit time to figure out what your character is actually doing. It's episode right. We're not dead. You're not looking good. I'm going to give you that much. Let's just say this took a little bit of, you know, figuring out how to give you a chance here. I thought you'd roll something good against that guy. Anyway, you're in trouble. So now you're playing someone different. So when, if you wouldn't mind opening your envelope, please, Indy. No fucking way. I'm Jorda. Are you shitting me? This is such freaky Friday shit and you're going to end up in love with him after this. So, does that mean that I know what's going on in his head? Yes. Oh. I have to empathise with these unproquated love. Oh, this is eeky. But you, I'm not saying that Freya knows. You're not suddenly transported in a UR being actual Jorda. He can't see. He can see into Freya's eye whenever she has the thing on. It's also creepy. He doesn't do it because he didn't feel right about a mask. He does it because he's a good guy. But I must admit, the being of many eyes does occasionally grow. Oh, I got that guy. Yes. He's totally helping out sometimes. Because, yeah, he was a bit of a stone on. But he's been saying occasionally that he looks in trouble. So in your envelope, please, Karin. Dan and Neko? Neko. That sounds cool. And Dan said. Or Anako. Or Anako. Definitely what the first thing you said was. Oh, Anako. Yeah. You'll see him with a K-Mot brand. Yes, Anako. Everything Anko. Yeah, you're playing Captain. I've always seen myself as a Captain. So that is bougie. Oh, my God. I'm going to be such a lot of Captain. I'm going to wear a lot of blouses unbuttoned. Oh, my God. I can see it. Yes. I'm going to wear a sexy hat and a Mason Dredz. Real silky. Well, you're also a black horse. You're also a black horse. Oh, yes. You're also a Leonan. I'm not going to get this out of your mind. Huh? I don't know that. I was like that. You're a lion person. Oh. Oh, is this the Dredz-Lock chick you mentioned earlier? Wait, do I have. Do I just guess Dredz-Lock's are real? Because I even love the Dredz-Lock chick. I don't know if she ever had Dredz-Lock's in the past. I don't think she'd ever mention what she had. Okay. What? Heart. It's lionessy. I don't even have a feline look. Not just, you know, cat person. Yes. Feeling it. A cat. Ah, really good with guns. I'm going to drop all my empathy and stuff. Like, I've got to be a new character. I'm a cat that I'm fearsome. Yeah. I'm decisive. I'm decisive in my reign. Yeah. I've got to be your soft and wushy. (LAUGHS) You're a fan. You're a fan. (LAUGHS) And Morgan, would you mind opening your envelope, please? (LAUGHS) You just dropped a letter from my name. I'm playing Alan. (LAUGHS) You will be playing a good friend, Alan, and he's five ants. He's five arms. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's five arms. Oh, my God. Is this what the singing people in the town were referencing? 'Cause like, there was this. Yes. I'm not looking down. I'm just cleaning. I don't know what they're singing about. That felt very Alan. It's Alan. (LAUGHS) And when you look around, you also have on board. 'Cause you guys are on the harp is how. You also have on board the being of many eyes as with you as well. Dude. Awesome. Now, it wouldn't be an intro without some shoutouts. Girls, I'll start. (LAUGHS) I never do them. So, you know. Yeah, man. Give me time. And this is a good one. I like this one. This is Tiffany Flowers, who listens to us from the good old US of A. Who said, "We helped her through one of the hardest things she's ever done, which was having an eye removed." Oh. So, yeah, that's up on the list. And professionally, not just, you know. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) I'm just doing something like that. It was done properly. I'm not in some sport with there are no rules. (LAUGHS) Bowshoes listening to us. I reckon I like the idea of Tiffany Flowers just being into the arena. And the role derby? Like, yeah, I just kick him butt and take him, knows. We did have an invention prosthetic eyes in my episodes, so they reached out to us. And they texted, while they're still learning how to see things differently, which must be very difficult. Yeah. And they sent me this text, which I just love, or is message anywhere. Because, not so easy to type while not being able to see properly. And also, we love auto correct because it makes many funnies. Yeah. Tiffany gave me a great laugh because she wrote about prostitution eyes, instead of prosthetic eyes. (LAUGHS) And I know. They come here the right. They call sex worker eyes, thank you very much. Thank you. Anyway, I'm already trying to think of different ways to get prostitution eyes into an episode. Like unionizing, but prostitutionizing. Oh, yes! Okay. That would be interesting. Work with it. But thank you, Tiffany, and best of luck with your eyes. And Tiffany, if you do end up getting a whole bunch of cool, different colored eyes, please reach out and let us know. That's just what I would do, personally. Yeah. I can see you doing that. Absolutely. I'm going green. Yeah, that's my favorite thing when I see someone with two starkly different colored eyes. I'm automatically alone. Yeah. I'm like, wow, you are so special. And the prosthetics these days are broken phenomenal. Oh, yeah. Sorry for calling. Okay, sorry, we spent a lot of time in this shout out. That's all right. I mean, tips great. You feel well, anyway. Anyway, I mean, no pressure, but girls top that. I'm next. I'm next. All right. How easily. I would like to shout out Laura over on Spotify. How many eyes did your person lose? No. Laura has said that she almost wishes she was in the car crash to get a shout out. Oh, wow. I was missing her bus stop count and apparently it does because hearing I'm shouting you out. She says that she loves the show. She's trying to get more women or maybe she loves it. We're trying to get more women into D&D. And she's, oh, here we go. She's trying to get her friend listening to our show and to get her friend to try. Her friend's managed to get this far in. Well done. It was her. Hey, welcome. Hi, my friends. Hi, my friends. Who's next? Oh, go this way. Mine is Adam Jeans. Who said? I don't realize I was so close to being caught up on this exclamation mark. This is my favorite line. When the episode finished playing and something else started, I was very curious. - I'm confused and upset. - Oh! (laughing) - Oh. - Looks like I've got something to look forward to. - I understand that. - Why do you keep these serious issues? - It's like, oh, I'm not ready for it though. - Have it hurt to be able to do it? - It does. - I guess it's some cheap rebound with a play. - And if you like, I don't want this. - It's not the same. - Indy. - Hey. - Anyone you'd like to shout out? - I'm gonna apologise in advance if I say this wrong, but he, Maya, Askin, from America, said, "The cotton can't down was very well done, "love you guys. I'm American, "but I'm listening so much, I think I'm developing an accent." Personally, I would love to hear that accent. - I think it's so funny when other people try to do an Australian accent. - And they always do like this, like, "No!" - I know. - I'm gonna show their teeth. - No! - No! - Cleo! (laughing) - Do the fake Australian accent. - So funny. - Or no, my phone! - Yes. - Perfect. - Lovely, lovely. Ladies, are you ready to play? - Yes. - Yes. (soft music) ♪ I want to tell you something about the end of Kaley ♪ ♪ Not everything that happens happens to the big three ♪ ♪ There are other stories turning ♪ ♪ They're everywhere ♪ ♪ And I'm sure you're gonna love them ♪ ♪ So sit back in your chair ♪ - We begin this episode aboard the Harpies Howe, where four people are currently flying through the air at a rather credible speed. Those people are Captain Arneco, the owner, original owner of the Harpies Howe. The being of many eyes, creature you've met once before, who was a lovely chap and was able to see people's lives, if they had indeed been required to share their eye with him. - Also very high. - He was usually a little bit dopey, but-- - He was the high eye guy. - He was a little bit relaxed. You also have on board with you, Jorda, the Raven, although he doesn't call himself that anymore. I don't know what he calls himself that, I'd be up to you, I guess, in a second. - Really? - Yeah, he's not the Raven anymore. He gave you all those powers. He gave frail all those powers. - I was just playing old builder. - And speaking of playing an old, and we also have a good friend, Alan, the janitor. - A. (laughing) - Right now, the crew are flying through the sky, high above Kayleigh, each searching for someone. They've been brought together by a series of events and are formed a motley crew, not the band. Yep, none of you know the band. Okay. - Oh, I do, sorry, I was just having a drink. - Thanks. Who I spent the last couple of days looking, waiting for clues from the being of many eyes, but right now they have no idea where the girls are, and they're just waiting for Freya to take off her eye patch again. - Woo. - The jewellery scene to the side of the group, staring at the horizon with his long jacket flowing behind his blonde hair, but he has been considering dying black. - Hmm. - Hmm. - So is he no longer the Raven? - No, tussled untitally, of course, in that cool way that people think is cool, but he's really just not doing your hair. And he turns and walks back over to the crew. - Hey, I'm Bill, and I tell the tale of the Hoppe's Hall. The Hoppe and the Raven. I've saved the world before, you know. If you remember, most are long gone, of course. No one thinks a ship can be young, but when these old wooden planks creeped less, I was there when the world needed a pink horizon to sail toward as the sun's set. I remember the feeling the young man standing upon my deck feels now. I see it in his eyes. He should fear that death approaches in unimaginable ways, but instead, some sense of adventure calls, making promises it rarely keeps. He should feel the cold shiver of love lost to, but I know little about such things. My love is the sea and a strong wind. This one, like all the others, doesn't know the value of you. The price we pay later for all the deeds we perform now. There is nothing he would not give to be remembered, and there is nothing that God's would not ask of him. And in dying, will he cause a pondention that him rage? Again, one last time. There was silently dying upon those deeds. So young man, upon what deeds will they feed? Jorda rejoins the group, and the being of many eyes asks whether the matrim is really dead. And Jorda starts off, I talk about, it's last day on the tower in Carta, fighting against the matrim. This happened in our story not too long after you left the tower, you hadn't killed the matrim, and he was left there with Alan on top of the tower, seeing if he could survive. Jorda. Yeah. And Matam is dead. How can his voice is deeper than what he actually does? He's on voice. You've made him up a bit. It's only been a few days. The matrim is over another side, and she of this tower. It is still snowing. It is just a few days ago as you retell this story to everybody and explain to us how you manage to kill the matrim. If you chose to kill the matrim, I don't know. I don't know what happens here. You guys are in charge of this part of the story to the degree where I may find out that my water's been destroyed by you. And what the matrim is dead? Okay, tell me then. How did you kill the matrim? Oh, it was brutal. [laughs] Absolutely brutal. Now I'm going to play from here the being of many eyes. Yeah. Everyone else in your characters ask each other questions to sort of tease out this story and see how we go. So the being of many eyes says, "I was inside the tower. I didn't see how she died, man. I hated her." Yeah. "How did she die?" So first of all, because I still had my Raven abilities in. [laughs] Um, so I. Well, I'm quite a good sneaker-tecker. Unlike some people in our. Yeah. Where did you learn that from? Not from Freya. Oh, okay. She's terrible. So so bad. Always about Freya. So you still talk to her about Freya? So I think you want another one. That's endearing how shit she is at sneaker. No, my sweet baby Angel. So I saw her trying to fix this sausage-fingered man, and I. That's when I'd be sneaker-tecker-tecker-tecker. But. This rage came over me and I wanted to take her eyes. Both of them. I wanted to take both. Both of them? Yeah. That's just darling. You know what they say? What's it saying, an eye for an eye? Your version is two eyes for eyes. [laughs] Yes, because of the interesting scene. Two-four. [laughs] Alan covers his eyes at this point. [laughs] So I went to Gagiarize out in the middle of a sneaker-tecker, then I thought, no. I don't want to stoop as low as Freya. As Freya? Freya hasn't gagged anybody's eye. Oh, I never thought she would do. Wow. I know. That's nasty. I know. So I don't want to be like that. I still want to be like the calm leader. He's still a little bit burned by the rejection, I think. Yeah. Yeah, he's like this. He's seen a new side of her. Yeah, he hasn't blown. I was glad he had a take rejection yet. You know when men get rejected, and then they're just like, she's a slut. It's like that. So I said, he's not emotionally evolved enough yet. No, he's version of it though, it's the O. She's an extremely violent individual. And I won't be one of those. Yeah, I'm like Freya. He's pretty much a villain. I think we can all agree. Yeah. I think you know that. So I'm going to take the moral high ground and throw over the edge. Awesome. Murder, not mutilation. Yeah, that's what we draw the line. You threw over the head, you see. How do you know she's dead? I put the knife into you. Yeah, but I mean, you know, lots of things. There's a long, long. locks the things here don't die from falling or being stabbed. Into snow. And she doesn't have. feather fall. How do you know that? Because I read her spell shape. He looks at you like that doesn't mean anything. What, so ever? It means nothing to him that. Unfortunately, I know that she was dead because I had to clean up the mess. Unfortunately, like most things that fell to Alan to do, Alan talks about himself in the third person. I think a lot of people will go through this episode. He does, actually. Except for the being of many others, it takes too long to refer to himself. He says though, "Did you also have to clean up that metal guy?" Oh, I teeth? That's my teeth? Oh, I was thinking of sausage fingers. Yes. Oh, the robot too, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were fixing that. How'd that go? Alan tried to help. And people yelled at Alan. It was not very nice. People aren't always the nicest. Oh, I know people are so unkind. I don't know. Alan doesn't know. Oh. Alan tried to help. So Alan refers to himself in the third person all the time now, does he? Alan does. Oh, that's new for me. Thanks. So what did he find with men teeth? There was a lot of blood. There was a lot of mess. Let's. behind when those girls left. Alan did more work in one day than he has had to do in his entire career there. - I'm sorry to hear that. - Alan collected mentees. Did you say his name was mentee? - Yes, it was mentee. - mentee who ironically did not have very nice teeth. I don't think his work had dental. (laughing) - Not after that fall. - The map definitely didn't pay for that stuff. Alan isn't about wasting things, so Alan collected, this is just too hard to do the first person. I give up on that. (laughing) Alan's growing as a person, that's which is the first. - I don't like wasting things, and I know that people have struggled in the past in our area. So I collected the clothes off of the corpse, and I donated that to a local orphanage. You may know them. - The children. - The children. - The children are the cotton. They like cotton donations. - Oh yeah, okay. - My old family. - I know they're called cotton, so I donated the cotton, like fabric for them. I know where they live, so I just threw it under the sewer grates. - So it's just clod in the street. - It's just littering. (laughing) - It's waste wasting. - Great, they're a nice one, Alan. Alan's just stuffing the shoes of the straight up. - Alan's the moon. (laughing) - I did however find these shiny rocks in mentees clothes. - Oh, sure, show me them. They're pretty out, they jewellered out. - Does jewellers take the rocks? - Hey, Alan. - Yeah. - I'm making a deal. - I'm even trying to make a deal. - I just pieces them. - I've got quite good. - Sligh to peo. - Are you gonna just steal them directly from Alan? - Absolutely. - Are you gonna replace them with anything? - Remember, jewellers nicer than freya. - Oh. (laughing) - I think not. - How do I do that? - Okay. - All right, Alan, I know these gems are really important. And I really-- - They're really shiny. - They're so shiny, Alan. Stay with me. (laughing) - Don't look at the shiny. - I pull myself away from looking at my hand and I look up at Jorda. - Yeah. - The girls really need them and we're gonna help them. So when we find them, we're gonna give them to them. - These can help someone? - Yes. They're gonna help the girls. - Wow. - So I'm gonna get in. - I need something. My cross-- Oh, joke. (laughing) - No, no, no, no. - You're gonna get to be a crossbar. - Absolutely not. - If these are important, I don't know that I should be holding onto them. I don't think so either. (laughing) Can you look after them for me? - Yes. - And they hand them to Jorda. - And I take them. (laughing) Close call. (laughing) - Did the one that sells hell, Alan, he did a good job. - Did Alan help? - Alan. - Alan was great. - I have this big grin on my face and I kind of rock back in my-- I'm like sitting on the-- - Actually very good. - And I rock back in my-- - Right, right. - And I call him if you think the chick through his pockets. I wouldn't call it ThaVee if he's dead. (laughing) - Technically, Alan's probably saved the world. - She's cleaning up. - Not possible. - Alan's clever. - Alan's clever. - So clever. - Alan speaking of clever, what happened when you had that, like that stick, what happened to your stick? - Oh, this, and I pull out the half-staff that Alan Moring gave me. This is really cool. So, Morgan, she was so nice. She was lovely. She gave this to Alan. - Or she. - She gave this to Alan as a present. - All right, you don't wanna tell me anymore about how amazing Morgan was when you're just sitting there talking about it. You're only carrying stuff. - No, 'cause she did say some mean things about me. But then she did give me this shiny stuff. It's not shiny right now, but sometimes it lights up. - That's gonna be useful. Hang on to that, Alan. - Okay. And I pop it back in the upper hand. - It's not like he hasn't got to spare hands. Alan has five hands. You just hold it. It wouldn't, if you had five hands, you just carry stuff. - So, I've held it out with one of my right hands, and I go to look to put it in a bag or something real as I don't have one. And one of my left hands take it and just holds it behind my back. - And I smile. - Done. - So, Alan. - I'm very clever. - Let it go. - Now, Captain Anaco, you would actually know that as you were flying towards this cartisan where the tower was, what attracted you to the place in the first place, as you hadn't seen a tower that before, was unusual to you, but also a huge bright light had lit up the top of that tower. And it made you consider it investigating what caused that light. As you traveled down the coast, you've seen a lot of things. You've seen that the watchtower seemed to have been destroyed quite a few of them. You've seen armies of people moving around, or they don't seem to be on killing sprees, but you certainly wouldn't want to be captured by them because they just drag people away. And you've seen them loading them into boats and sending them back over the ocean. But while you were searching for somebody, anybody at this stage that you could figure out some sort of direction, there was a huge bright light on top of the tower that came from Alice, staff. But your story starts back a big further when you started looking for your own boat. Harp is how. It's your ship. And unfortunately, it's one of your ships. You have a fleet. - It's straight you do. - Yes, I do. I'm British, remember? - Oh, yes, okay. - Yes. - I'm going with it. I'm gonna get really into it. - Oh, it's good. - I like it. I like it. - I like it. - She's British, she's serious. - Make her hotter too. - She's got them, Captain. - Yes. - Excellent, excellent. That does make sense. - Oh, the Raven. - He's. (laughing) - We're gonna get him out for it. - Please don't fancy any about English members. - I don't know. - Buttering. - And I don't know the accent. - In Belison, you found your ship washed up against the beach near a collapsed watch tower. The harpy and the captain. If I had eyes, I would close them when I fly high above the clouds. I am not convinced there can be a sense beyond breeze flying across us, like a light hand bringing reassurance. A touch compelled by love. Perhaps I know more about the emotion than I first thought. The captain knows of love, that I can see. There's a abrupt response in those who have attained a singular purpose. Little else matters. And so, little else is given. She has the distance there of war who searches for something beyond the physical, beyond all things except time. Yes, that is what she searches for. Her time, their time. When breeze ran across the skin. Well, captain, what would you give for more time? Captain Arneco, while you were in Belison, you noticed a large gathering of people surrounding something, how you wanted up to those people. How did that go? Gathering of people, I thought, was very strange. A roll perception. All right, what do you got? A 19. So, then I knew everything. It's not so much about what you can see, but what you can hear, because they're actually in a lot of silence, and obviously people being very quiet, and there's one person speaking in the middle. It seems to be able to control the audience, rather, a very deep voice, and you're talking about why they're gathered. Is it the chief, that an election? Oh, we're all British now. (laughing) What just happened? I don't know. We're all British now. We're going to law school. I want to thank everyone for being here today. (laughing) Now we know why the accent's so rolling. (laughing) No, this has more gravitas, and it's more important of meaningful moment. Is this funeral? It is indeed a funeral. Yes. Oh, who's funeral? How terrible it is. Well, it's difficult to figure out, because they're all standing around a grave. It's a grave. So, yeah. It's an oversized grave. It's a mass funeral, isn't it? Why would you know about the mayor? I'm just very perceptive. Well, you would know if you'd listened to more than two seconds worth of the priest, who says we're gathered here today. - Eh. - Two oner. - Two oner, thank you. (laughing) The life of a very important man. He's loved, but loved. If there's any other way you can love someone, 'cause that would be how you would love this man. But love throughout this town, things he's done. This horrible tragedy, a life taken. So abruptly, yes, yes, people in their audience, people in their audience, they're not really an audience when it's a funeral. People in-- (laughing) - We're here for-- - We need to enjoy ourselves. The people in the crowd, which is gathered, and hear them murmuring, they're angry. - It's just so wrong. - Yes. And with the mayor, he did so much for this town. One that saved the dolphins. He has been no broad child care, health care, elderly care, self care. - Self care. - Every type of care, a cheesy village that he could, a little bit more considerate about the self-carey broad. (laughing) And it was a horrible, horrible loss. - And his name was-- - The mayor, was indeed the mayor, the business referendum as the mayor. - Lost. - To an hour. - We couldn't even bear that bury all of him. (gasping) 'Cause those horrible people took part of his body. for you. This is stopped for a second. There's a low rumble. The earth seems to shake a little bit. And then a hand pushes through soil and wrapped around the hand, at tentacles, if they're helping this being pushed out of the grave. The people are hysterical immediately. They run. (baby crying) And this mare rises from his grave. Not so much mare anymore, a hard creature. Tentacles, suckers, face that looks like he's been beneath the sea for longer than you and I would like to be. What do you do? Well, I think that's quite obvious. I get my pistol lots, then it around a little point it goes. Well, let's go then. (laughing) You start shooting at the mare. I mean, is he really the mare? Is he a tentacle thing? Well, he's missing one hand, and usually you have to be able to prove your power by having one of the hands of the mare. Ah, so you can start shooting at him, go roll, roll an attack. She does seem like a no-nonsense. I do believe that is a natural 20. Oh, no way. I do believe. I do believe. I do see me as a rancent. I do, I do. (laughing) I do believe in Christmas. Yeah, you shoot him right between the eyes and it goes straight through the head. All right, roll me some damage. You can already see the hole. Blow the smoke. Blow the smoke first. Yep, go, boom. So blow the smoke off my pistol. (laughing) Excellent. Okay, roll damage. That's 24 with the crypts. It's not too shabby against this guy. It knocks his head backwards. There's a hole in it when he resets and he looks directly at you. It doesn't kill him even though you can see through the hole. At this point, the story, Alan is like on the edge of his seat and he's like, "That doesn't sound good." (laughing) The people, this terrifies him even more. It wasn't so much that the guy was able to crawl out of the ground. Now that he's been shot in the head and not died, they are hysterical. And they all start to fall back very quickly, which leaves a direct line to the only person who didn't run. That's you. (laughing) With the gun, it's still smoking even though you blew most of the smoke away. It looks directly at you and whatever it is, it's smiles. And it doesn't even run. It just starts lumbering in your direction. And you can see the tentacles that are wrapping around at the same to be getting. Fick a stronger with every step. - Oh, that's that then. So I pocket my pistol. - Yep. - And I unleash a daunting roar. - Yes, because you are early on in, yes. (air whooshing) - Oh, cool. Could you do one of those on the ship for me right now? - 100% I can. Run. (air whooshing) - Oh, that's pretty daunting. That's what they should call that. - You're getting hotter. (laughing) - What happens when she roars? - So daunting roar as a bonus action once per short rest. Creatures of your choice within 10 feet that can hear you must succeed on a wisdom saving throw, DC 14, or become for right interview until the end of your next turn. - Woo, look at your chance. I say, you have roared in its face and I've got to succeed on what we're gonna do for DC 14. - I have failed miserably. You actually do scare whatever the hell this thing is. Enough to at least stop it. It's instead of it rumbling towards you now, it stops in its tracks and gives you a little bit more time to consider what you'd like to do. - All these little whims have pissed off then. - Yes. - Well, there's the reason I'm the captain. So I guess I'll take care of this myself. So what the fuck do I do? (laughing) - It's not that easy being the captain. - Have you used a head that wears the crown? - Well, no one else here is really worried about him and neither am I. I'm just here for my ship. Tidalu, so I strolled to my ship. (laughing) - Stroll as the town is being, I know this screams of the people behind you, something has gone horribly wrong and you don't have to worry about it now. It's not your problem. - Nevermind. - It's in the background. - You didn't want to help people? - Or darling. (laughing) - Or Adam bless. (laughing) - No, I didn't. - Was everyone being, one thing or one thing only and that was my harpies how, my darling, my beloved. - You love the ship? - I never had a ship. How many do you have? - Several, more than one. (laughing) Less than 12. - So you just went back to the ship? - No, I just weighed out, watch the show. - What you would have seen then is that this being, every time I moved around the town, it just wrapped itself around people, like a limb would go this way, a tentacle would go another way and it would automatically almost upon touching it, start transforming whatever it touched. So this is just spreading to people throughout that town and they're being overtaken by whatever this tentacle creature may well represent. - How did you get this ship to lift off? - Oh, darling, wasn't that hard, it was low tide. Once high tide came, I just sailed away. - No, the tides. (laughing) - Short as impressed by a woman who knows tight. (laughing) - Rather simple, that's a, wonderful, we're the boat, did indeed lift off. - Small enough harder, darling. - Again. - Did indeed lift off and floated down the coastline and you were looking as you were flying along. Just watched how it was destroyed, more and more of these golems appearing every now and then, though you also saw this other creature, if you waited long enough, you saw some of the people in the towns interacting with the tentacle people as well, as if that was spreading. It didn't get all the way down to Cadasin though, it seemed to sort of just stay close to the edge of the coast. When you arrived to Cadasin, you saw a tower with a bright light and decided to investigate. That's when Captain Aneco first met Jorda Allen and the being of many eyes. - And as you will know, then I run into you too and that brings us here, doesn't it? Well, you too, and it. - Yes. (laughing) - And Allen gets up to see that being called. - Oh no, no, sorry, darling. Allen, you're too light. It's that monstrosity that ball of eyes. I'm trying not to catch the accent, it's really fucking hard. (laughing) - Are you pointing at me? I'm pointing at that thing with all the eyes. - She's totally pointing at me. I'm used to it. When you're being with many eyes and you're the only one, everybody thinks you're different. I live of it, it's okay. - I like you. - Thank you, Allen. (dramatic music) The harpy and the beast. No ship prefers the safety of a quiet harbor. I've learned in days spent dreamy of wild winds that the whisper of safety is a curse spoken by the fearful. A prayer for the frightened. Unfer your sails or thing? Yes, I see you. Who could not, of course? A bee who sees so much, but watches only from softly lapping waters. - Unfer your sails, my friend. Let those eyes see the fear. Let them widen. Let new light flow inside. Beyond the judgment of those who see your ship. And you may find the colors of life, blinding, but beautiful. Being of eyes. What will you see from beyond the shore? - Over the time that the four strange acquaintances have traveled together, the being of many eyes has often shown you the carefully curated lives of those who volunteered their eyes to him, their eye. Just one. Some would do this for personal protection, knowing that there was always someone watching. Some would do it seeking to leave a legacy of their lives, or others from delusions of self importance, and some for cultural reasons. The being was always careful to avoid showing anything from those whose eyes the madam had forced him to take. He projects the shared vision on to the sails at night, like a show for everybody. - That's fun, pop-pop. Under the stars, that would be so nice. - It would be lovely, yeah, it's a pretty thing. As long as he's doing it with permission, yes. I consent. - Yeah. - Whenever Freya had removed her eye patch, they have watched together to search for clues to her location. Now, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna read some descriptions of what you've all seen together. And if you can pinpoint a location based on that information, you would decide how quickly you were able to track down Freya, Morgan and Karin, or case of Catherine and Nico. - Lute. - Yeah, what were you gonna feel your stuff now? - Yes, you're pretty yourself now. - I'm gonna fucking puzzle again. Remember we couldn't figure out the rainbow? Looking back, that was very easy. - I'm still embarrassed for you. (laughing) - Now, Jorah. - It's a good one, I'm embarrassed. - Jorah only knows places by rumor. He is not well traveled. Neither is the being of many eyes. But Alan is actually quite well read. Oh, love to read. - I thought you were gonna see as well traveled. It was like, no, no, not. - No, I was not. - But he loves to read and he loves maps. - I'm so proud of him. - And Captain and Nico, well, she knows everywhere they can be seen from the sea. But she has also flown over a fair chunk of the mainland. So she's fairly reliable too. So the first location was probably uncovered by Jorah and the being of many eyes. But they may not have shared this information to everybody else. They may not have wanted to share that. So this little bit is just for the being of many eyes and Jorah. So Jorah knows about this and maybe able to sort of give a bit of a hint. The being showed Freya fighting Minty. Jorda knows what happened at the top of the fortress and knows what happened to Freya when she fell. But walking to the throne is our friend, Queen Minty Bitch. So, I'm going to imagine she's turned around to see me. Uh, yes, she was about to sit down, she hasn't seen you yet. Okay. She still has her back to you at this stage. As I walk in, I am going to turn back into Freya. Okay. And I am going to say. As soon as you do that, soldiers pull weapons out straight away because I know this isn't right now. And I'm going to say, it's about time I throw you off the wall and I point it and I use my power word and I say kill. You know what that means, right? Yeah, he knows my secret. I was choosing to ignore it. He is watched as. On top of walking side. He saw it. He knows about my secret. I just thought I'd throw that out there for you. Um, but if Bellock doesn't know that he knows, is that good? Probably not bad for him, yeah. Yeah, but you don't know that he knows either. This is like a triangle. You're a joder right now. This is the worst kind of triangle. I can't figure it out. I saucyly. They're the worst kind. You're a glitreous. Um, yeah, right. So if I just don't say anything to anyone. Well, yeah, but Joder can put out the first clue. He also might say something and then the thing will be like, eh? Yeah, he might. Right now that's not a problem because Joder is just on board. We've. Am I? Who am I? You're a joder. Oh, yeah. And who's eating this chicken? [laughter] Oh. So Joder, Joder knows the first place to look. Does he tell everyone? No. Okay, that will set you back slightly. Oh. It's only one place. It's only one place. The second one is, uh, one night they're watching and they see a rather dark chamber. Water dripping, not much light at all. Um, occasional candle. And while they're there, they see a potato. But they're not turning around potato. You go first. And in front of you, you see a potato come bouncing out. That was really beautiful, sad moment. And you're like, "So potato comes out." This is more my speed. I'm more a potato person than a cheese person. And there's a potato that is bounced to a stop in front of you. Oh. We've had this before. Yeah, a cheery on your dad. But we're not sorry. So not us. Oh, we're not us. No. They do see, they see, yeah, they do see aspects of what is a prison. You think anyone would know where that was? Um, do you think it could be somewhere around? You have to build the story about how someone would know. I don't, I don't. Captain Enrico almost certainly couldn't have seen that. No. Do I, do I maybe have, you know what, no, I'm not going to ask. Alan, how good friend Alan who I'm playing today. Um, as a cleaner has, um, other cleaner friends, other custodians of other facilities that he's in contact with. He has pen pals. Yeah. Pen pals, right? Yeah. Um, because Alan can read and write. Fun fact? Yes, quite well. Not only that, he can write five letters at a time if he wants to. He can. Correct. He has a lot of pen pals. Thank you for helping me build this. He gets busy. Um, and he has this one friend who always has these really outlandish stories in his letters. And Alan kind of just thinks maybe he's he's going a little stir crazy and he's working. It doesn't really take stock of them. Like, doesn't really believe them entirely. But now that he's seeing this place in on the sails in the eye, he's beginning to think maybe crazy Larry isn't so crazy. Crazy Larry. Yeah. Bloody Larry. So what place does he think this is? Um, Alan's like, my, my friend, my friend crazy. Larry's told me about this place. I don't know his voice coming from. No, you killing it. Thank you. That's, that's the secret prison. I thought he was just full of conspiracy theories. Crazy Larry. Uh, Sunleaz Aussie. I love that. I said it's hard. I get it. I got trying for it. I was just trying for life. I was just trying for like, softer and like, honestly, so good. It's like, you know, here I'm seeing now. I'm seeing Chopper Reed. Oh, I like it. Eric Bennett Chopper. Yes, I'm getting that. I also getting that. Yeah. That is going to be absolutely lost by almost every international. Yeah. I hope they all go and look up Eric Banner playing Chopper. I'm really going to. Get in there. Get in there. Uh, did you know the name of the place though? Oh, hold on, hold on. And I start rifling through my various pockets because five arms, I've got like 20 pockets on my personal and give it time. And so all five of my arms are rustling around because I like to keep my correspondence. And I pull out my letters from Crazy Larry, which are in one pocket and I'm really thinking, oh, I'm really should, I'm crazy Larry. Crazy Larry. Crazy Larry. Crazy Larry. Yeah, that's what it's good. And I'm thinking to myself, I really need to to write a letter to him and just have. Sorry Larry. I think it's the, it's the secret prison underneath the castle of the orchestral sands or something. Maybe. And I look up and everyone's looking at me strange and I'm like, that makes sense because I know that's where Fry is from. She told me about this. So I think that makes sense. Thank you. I was hoping this made sense. It would make sense if Fry and I mentioned this place. So, Jorda and you Fry ever before she lost a memory. So, Fry would have been able to recount stuff to Jorda. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. We're good. So, and she told me about this place. It pops up in the desert and then it goes again, but I haven't ever been there myself. She just told me about it and she did tell me about this prison. But she called it. Park! What is it called? Fortress of a orchestral sand? I will give you that one. Is it here? Yes. So that does mean that at some stage you tried to find the fortress of the orchestral sand, something the desert flying above. Before you saw another vision, another nighttime vision above the desert. The stars and the wind blowing below you. And this time it was a wild race against horses. And Jorda was so disappointed because he watched as Friar reached out and tried to electrocute a horse. No. I'm half full of us. I am so, so so pretty. And if there is anything I can do to make it up to you guys, I absolutely will. Let me win. I can't let you do that. So, I'm going to use my shocking grasp. Oh my god. (laughter) - I can't move that, I can't move that! (laughter) - Stop! - She's gotten Mina. - So Jorda's speaking? - Alan covers his eyes and can't look at the horror. He's like, it's really intense for him. And he's like, oh my God, he's gonna get hurt. He covers his eyes. - So you're not of no value here. Whereas in the background, you can see behind this horse and as Frayer moves ahead around a little bit, a huge castle, immense castle and a giant wall traveling around the outside of it. And the wall is substantial. So you can see there's a couple of walls actually, one around the castle. And one that actually just blocks off the desert and that one is incredibly high. So does anybody know the name? - Could you fly over land? You might have seen it like a great wall of China kind of situation. - Yeah, it's kind of a nice school. I don't think there. I remember the races. I remember having a lot of fun. I remember the commentators. I remember being in Mario Kart-style race. I remember the name of the place. - I can tell you this, there are seven places that I would be mentioning. If you don't get four. - Are you joking? How was this number there, okay? - That would be catastrophic. - Okay. Let me tell us in a minute and they're more just pushing. (laughing) Sorry. You're laughing, but I might get it. (laughing) - No, this is tragic, but you are one now. - We'll come out of the prison. - Is it caratrols? - He does live there. - Is he's place? - Oh. - And Arneco would know of him. - Caratrols for? - Just by name. - Is it caratrols for a castle? - Some kind of castle. - Oh, um. - The left, the caratrolet. (gasps) - Yes! - Then how would Jordan know that though? - Oh yeah. - Jordan is good at hearing, he's heard rumors of different things around the land, but he doesn't know if anything's true. - I've heard of these places called Caratrols for less and I know that they have, they have these races there. - Oh, I fly over that constantly. I do love a good race. - And do they murder? - Fuck you. (laughing) - Oh! - Oh! - That was priceless, my normal voice. (laughing) - Specular. - Who am I? (laughing) - Where am I? - Okay, I'm sad, but okay. (laughing) - That's so good and, and, and do, and do, (laughing) - I just wanna ask if they murdered ponies there. - Oh, cost me that. (laughing) - It's actually true, they do. - That's the best way to do it. - I don't know. - What was the name of the place? - Cossuchilet. - Cossuchilet. - Cossuchilet. - So the next one, you see a wide bay. And there's a submarine. You can actually see the whales. Well, I did think Captain Aniko might find that one awfully quickly. I like to summer at the Bale Bale so fun fact there's no whales. Sad but fun fact. Then you see a halfling village and it seems to just appear from the hills. Doors open and things that there was nothing there. There's just hills and a little village appears before your eyes. People selling things and this and there's a hole in the ground that leads down. There's a cat. The sign does translate to the words train station and points to a hole in the ground. Upon closer inspection there are stairs. And then there is a whistle and around you is an explosion of sudden activity. The hills come alive. The little doors covering grass, fully open and even smaller people come flying out. They appear to be setting up shop. Mostly food but there are clothes and touristy items. Then a burst of steam exits the hole in the ground and a short time later people start making their way out from hole. Oh I know that place. That's that's where Bob works. This is really awful cat. He's so rude. So Alan knows a friend called Bob the halfling janitor who lives at the train who works at the train station. Yeah. Of course he does. Yeah. And I pull out lettuce from Bob and he's he's he's not so great. So he's got some pictures. He's drawn he's drawn the cat on the box. And the there's this shady guy who he doesn't really like who seems to have every job. Alan doesn't understand why you'd want more than one job. If I'm the wrong I thought he was also the janitor. So maybe he took Bob's job. Maybe he's a Bob's job. That might be why he stopped getting leddits. It does make the next one easy to pick out though because the next vision you see is well it seems rather dark but you are seeing inside a cabin traveling at credible speeds but through darkness. Now the only reason you can tell is going through incredible speeds is every now and since the count the light and suddenly go back into the darkness. Like a tunnel. Like being in a tunnel. Yes. On a train. Where does that train go. Library. Oh dear I was gonna say that. Well you say. Well there's good news because the last place you see and you don't need to describe this one now because you already found it but it's a tower made entirely of books. Alan's excited. And if you know the name of that place that is the last place that you are deciding to look for these people. Yep. Where is it? Library of Vassinal. Beautiful. Well done. Well done everybody and that means you are tracking the girls quicker than that you could have been. You could have lost track of them. You'd not done well in that section. Now the excitement. I finally almost catching up to the group. Just now you are at the Library of Vassinal traveling almost directly behind the girls. Step after step. Losing them here. Finding them there. But it does make it that everyone you know does make around a little tired. You've had a long night and everyone decides to have a rest. Everyone's off to have it. Tuck in for the night. A short or long rest depending upon who you are. Alan on the other hand is the most excited because he misses his friends. Who's his friends? The girls. They're my friends. They're my jokes. We love Alan. That's sweet. I just didn't get their mailing address so we're not pen pals yet. The Harvey and the Haths. Time makes us complacent. We forget our firsts so quickly. They become commonplace. For me so high above. I now only vaguely recall the first time my metal hull lifted sky. Starboard it was. I heard the gaff of the new sailors who had joined me for my main voyage. I was still maddenest at the time. My Harvey would come later. And that's some cost of course. But then I was still a simplisher with a simple name. They say his bad luck to rename a ship. That you are trying to slip something past the gods. So I do wonder if they can see me. Am I worthy of their attention? Potentially their wrath. But yes I remember the way those sailors saw the sea as it sank further below them. Just like you. Strange man with many hands. And just like me. I wonder if the gods see you. Alan you settled down for the evening. Everyone finds this space. Everyone's got a bunks and so forth in the ship. But you find it difficult to sleep. And when Alan can't sleep Alan does what Alan does when he can't sleep which is right. Yeah. I think I just established that surely. Alan. Alan Cleans. Let's be honest. Alan can't sleep he cleans. I'm basing him on my mum. My mum is one of those people when she wakes up too early. She decides that this means there's more time for cleaning stuff. She's old school. You got time to lean. You've got time to clean. She's a little songy things all day long. Yeah. Can you give me a perception check? Yes. I took this dice out of this dice trail. I did a couple of test rolls and I think I think it's ready. There's a chance. I never do a test. I'm really offending. Use that with luck. 18. What's his perception? Is it more than zero? Your first chance. He's more perceptive than Morgan. I'm natural 20. Wow. Married to the rolling tonight guys. Yeah. It's really set the time. You find the unusual piece of metal. It's a piece of bronze and it's tarnished by many years. It's not polishing yet. And straight away. It's pushed back behind a pile of things that should have been cleaned up. It's so far back that really only Alan could have gone. I empathised with this piece of metal and my poor lost friend. Now it's like an arc with numbers along one side. It seems incomplete though. The pieces are missing. There are holes where screws should be and where attachments should be added. And then he feels a voice. I am Evelyn and I tell the tale of the golden spear. The sky was clear that night. The heavens appeared just beyond reach. I let the cold air into my lungs and look for the stars that told true south. The golden spear. Seven fine lights without bandar braille and the shining spearhead at their tip. I looked through the eyepiece and made my calculations. It was time I took my crew home for a few days. My first made grumbled about the choice though. He wanted to carve through deeper seas and soar through higher clouds. But some time was our best days are found in safe harbours. That was honestly really beautiful. So the voices described the constellation of the golden spear. But I'm not holding the golden spear. I know you're most certainly not holding the constellation known as the golden spear. But even Alan would know that there is no constellation called the golden spear. Oh we lost some stars. We lost some stars. We're in the wrong world. They're in the wrong world. It's from the wrong world. I'm just going to let you guys go. There is none because we are in a simulation. We're in the matrix. We're in the fucking matrix. This is what this is all about. I'm down to to now I'm confused. I don't know how the stars work. Oh dear. Anyway these stars are the sort of stars that people haven't seen for a very very long time. Oh my god. They burnt out. Yes shooting stars. Maybe they're all shot stars and they're gone. And people made wishes and the wishes came true. Was the golden spear? Somebody's wish came through. Oh my god. So you know the spirit Yeah, I think down shinsar's little spear in the mountain. Wait. Should I be doing it Bruce Jackson? I this stage no My god. I can't believe it No, there's not orbital. I got it. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I really landed that one British accent, but you know, I'm too. Oh, I just would disclaimer please to our loving audience That's all right none of them thought it was pretty shy If Alan has 40 different versions of his voice and accents and a whole myriad of things. Um, it's just because I fucking saw it. [laughter] I pick up accents as I'm talking to people in real life. [laughter] Jota, in the meantime, Jota is asleep. - No. - No! Oh, wait, now. [laughter] Jota is asleep. Really? 'Cause I got all my heat points. Jota is asleep. [laughter] Sleep, Jota. Sleep. Uh, now Jota is asleep and senses, well, it doesn't sense anything. A dream comes through to you. - Oh, what? - Something is happening on board this ship and it's being fed to in different ways. - Ooh! - Uh, the dream, dream says. [dramatic music] I should have seen it coming. Not now, as he held a sword against my ribs, but before the docks in the Thai cloak and his eyes, a predatory ambition to all the seas, not to enjoy them, not to merge with the rhythms of the sea and wind, to steal from them. He knocks the sexist from my hands. I watch its spin through the last fragments of my time. As the bronze instrument that guided me here finally broke against the wood, it shattered. For so long, pieces sliding across the rolling deck, I only see where one travels before the red stain comes too much, but I do have time for dying whispers. [dramatic music] - Dying, whispers. He's dying. Wait, hold on. When someone's dying, can't they reach out to someone? - Some can, yeah. - Is someone doing that to Jorda? - Not exactly, no. I wouldn't say you're far off. I wouldn't say it's evolving the tattoos, no. - Oh, that's right. - Jorda, what do you do? - I don't know. [laughing] - And this is why we don't do live shows. It's weird. I'm gonna get up and go to Allen. - Okay, why? - Oh, I just want to tell you that we're a dream. - Okay. [laughing] - I must admit, the dream would have been very overwhelming. You know those dreams you have when you're absolutely believed that what the sum is real. Yeah, but you've just seen someone die in that dream. - Oh, Jorda, friend. You look sad. You look scared. Yeah, hug, and I hug him with all of my five arms. How did that dream? They're their body, and I pat it. Someone died, but I just can't pinpoint who it was. You know, we can have those dreams, and you just, you know who it was, but you can't remember. Yeah. - Let's go ahead, putting it. - So who was it, that gentleman? [laughing] - It seems like something you'd want to investigate. - I would want to, but I don't really know what to do. So I'm just gonna try and look around. I might even try and recall my own thoughts. I'll use perception. - Okay, sure. - It's a really good role. [laughing] - I'm gonna go with it. - Put it like that. - Um, 18. - 18. - Six. - Oh, that is really good. [laughing] - Is that two 18? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Between the creeks of the ship, you can hear something else. It's just difficult to track down, but a little slither of wind or something like that coming from somewhere in the ship. A noise. - All right, I'm gonna use-- - We're not a ghost, you know, it's-- [laughing] - Well, obviously something is trying to communicate with me. I'm feeling, so I'm like, try and go-- - Those. - And do a bit of investigating. - What would you like to investigate though? - I would like to investigate the noise, but so where's this crack in the ship that you think-- - No, it's like practice creeks in the ship, so everywhere, you know what an old ship is like, it's creaking all over the place, so-- - I can. - Somewhere in the deck, I would be starting, I guess. - Like when you step on a floor board and it creaks. - Yeah, okay. All right, so I'm gonna be out on the deck, have a look around, see if I can see any kind of, I don't know, message. - Look around, you're hearing noises. - I'm gonna have a listen. - You can use perception for other senses. - Ah. - Chip perception. - Okay. All right, well, I'll investigate what's going on in the deck. - Yeah, what are you looking for? - Ah, no, well, obviously noise. So listen. - I describe how Jorda listens. - Do you want help from Alan as well? - That would be less things, that's right. - Not a bad idea to get someone else involved. - You're investigating a rolling insight. - It'll be an investigation at this stage. - Yeah, okay. - Is it not? - Do you wanna ask Alan for help? Alan, do you wanna come and see if he can hear anything with me? Is it a game? Let's go with that. (laughing) - To Alan puts two hands, you know how you look at the answer and maybe it is, like as like-- - Oh yeah, I'm gonna try to-- - He could really do that. - He does that three on one side and two on the other. Yes, to travel with advantage. - I would definitely give Alan advantage 'cause he can hear you all. - Yes. - But he needs to know what he's listening for. - I'm not, what are we listening for? - Listen to the wind. I don't know. - You're gonna shoot fly, I'm pretty scared. - Not not my wind. Listen to the chant. I don't know, is there a chant? - Maybe, listen, listen for a chant. - Because listening for something we-- - Yes, I'm thinking maybe a song. - I'll have a think, I'll have a check. - Could be some kind of song. I don't know, it's like any kind of noise that makes rhythm. - Okay, give me a roll. Alan, you're advantageous. You're extra handies. - Well, I'm doing perception. Oh, 17 plus 10. - How'd you go? I can see the one. - There is a one, there is a one, and then there's two ones. Who ones? - No, you're all to double. - No, 11. - Sorry, you smart us. I'm 11 plus two. - Strangely in Alan, don't hear anything particularly unusual, except wind and creaking, and it sounds lovely to Alan. - Alan might be accidentally covering his ears instead of trying to like. - What did Jordan get? - 17 plus 10. - Fuck. - No. - What, what's, who is that? - Jordan. - Oh no, Jordan is a good, Jordan is good at that. He's always been out there solving things and getting around the town. - For centuries, rubbish. - He wasn't one of those. - But he is good at solving puzzles and getting out there and figuring things out like that. - Yeah, to give him a week, tack clues. - You do hear a whisper coming from the deck when you get down low to it, and each part of the deck moves and creaks, there are words that seem to come from the ship that perhaps only you can hear, and it says. - A curse is learned when it's not needed and it forgotten it's shent be hated, but in your mind it shall be seated here kept and now yet not conceded until a time when I can see the stars again. They'll set me free and howl no more. This trapped harpy. - It's the harpy is cursed. It's the harpy is a person that's being trapped, they're cursed and when the stars go back as a sky, like, oh, when I can see the stars again. - You have curved piece of metal, short of your fur to a sextant, which is the device you used to look at the stars. - So the harpy is reattached to that. - The harpy's the thing on the front of the ship, right? - Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, sit here free. I'm sick of explaining women. Rostitutionizer. - No? - Oh, the unioner, okay, yeah, I got prosthetic. - No. - No, Tiffany's really. - Tiffany became his episode. - Really? - I don't know that Tiffany was gonna be his episode. - The harpy at the front, Tiffany flowers. - If you solve this puzzle soon enough, then yes. - All right, okay. - Sorry. - I'm gonna try and find you. - Okay, so the harpy's howl is the name of the ship, that is correct. And in the first episode, this is very meta. We said that it wasn't always called such a thing. - No, it wasn't, 'cause when the thing, the stars, that looked like a dagger went into the mountain. - Part of the mountain. - Part of the mountain was trapped in the ship. And that's why they called the harpy's howl 'cause it yells at a person, I don't know. - No, no. - No. - No, Jordan's not really on top of it. (laughing) Remember you were searching for things. And you do have a captain you haven't bothered to wake up. It's just sitting down there wondering why she came. - She works hard. - Let her sleep. (laughing) - And she did. (laughing) - No, that's not how I sleep. That is not how I sleep. - And she's telling the way Corey just made me sleep. That's not how I sleep. (laughing) I'm a very great, I'm a cat. So I'm a little ball parry. - Yes, yeah, I can see that. - She has a shift tail. - She can have, yeah. - So would your tail be covering your face? - Yep, you know, I'm very close. - I'm moving a little bit. - And I'm by the fire, 'cause I have a fire. - On a wooden ship. - And you want to. - And you want to. - Yep. - I can't believe they haven't woke a new up as Corey can. - That's all I can. - I'm gonna go wake her up. - Well, you need to do that better than that. - I'm gonna run downstairs and say, Captain, Captain. - Up the. - We front of ground, Captain. Can't take much more of this, Captain. (laughing) - What's going on over there? Captain, Captain. (laughing) - All right. (laughing) - Surprisingly, surprisingly, you come down and Captain Amiko is in a beautiful sleeping pose with her tail cold around and coming her eyes. He's not gonna be happy being woke it up. - Oh, God, what, George, what? I can hear her, Harp is howl. Harp is howl. - Yes. - You can hear it? - Yep, come and help talk to her. - Oh, that is not good. (laughing) - Ah. - Any coming out, Captain. (laughing) - All right, then. I got him up. - All right, good, you're up. What are you gonna tell her? - Yeah, George. - You're gonna tell her. - Oh, so. - Wow, Alan's got an attitude now. - Oh, sorry, that was a lot of things. - I see it as every lunch shit. - Alan is in the chair. - Alan's lost some patience. - Alan, I'm so happy. - I'm so happy. - I just heard of this chant in the wind. I'm guessing it's from some open the ship. - Cricket the deck. - Why do you not just do anything? - You can't do anything. - It's in the crank of the deck. - You sure it's not to write anything down. - I know. (laughing) - And they're all in trouble for not knowing. - Yeah, I only got halfway because my ink ran out. - A curse is worth it. - When it's not needed. - It's forgotten, it shan't be heated. - So I'm excited. - The stars will set me free. - So what's me? - Who's me here? - It's the harpy. - It's like God damn harpy. - What's a harpy though? - It's still the thing on the front of the ship. (laughing) - Sorry, I should have written it down. (laughing) - Yeah, Alan, honestly, when he couldn't hear anything in the game that Jodo was setting up, he got bored. And he went and sat down and there was just sitting there polishing his shiny metal. - What's that, Alan? What do you got there? - Shiny. - It's sung to me. Okay. - Oh, well now it's weird. - Is that a sex thing? (laughing) - I thought you said he's got a sex thing. (laughing) - I can't imagine. - I'm pushing my shiny thing. (laughing) - It's like an old school compass, right? - And more or less, it's the way that a sexist was used to-- - Read the stars. - Read the stars and pick directions, yes. - Yeah, okay. But it's broken. Is it rich? - Yes. - It's missing a part. - Is he the other part of it in the happy tale at the front? - I don't know. - Can you see the front? - Should I go and investigate? - It won't be easy, it's off the front of the ship. It is the front of the ship. - He's there, right? (laughing) - Pull out the-- - Tie it to the ship. - I'm like Freya. (laughing) - I quite was. Have you guys seen a sex number four? - No. - Oh, they're really pretty. - Yeah, they're gorgeous. I thought maybe one of you might have at least heard of one. - What part is it missing? - Well, Captain Enneco would probably know. - Oh, she fucking does it. - All right. (laughing) - Alan, where'd you find that? - Uh, Alan was cleaning. - It was over there and I point behind one of the wine barrels that Enneco insists we need to have stock drill times. Good thought. Let me have a look. - You could probably tell without even having to do that, what's missing. It's the little telescope, the eye piece is missing that you look through. - Hmm. - Well, I know where it is. - Yeah, try to copy. - Is it in her eyes? - Which has eyes. - It's in her eyes. - It's in her eye. - Okay, so I'm holding it. - You clearly noticed the telescope part, the part you look through is missing. - Oh, do you know what it is? - I know exactly what this is. - Is it? - Let me show you. - Something to do with the missing piece of that sexto. - It's everything to do with the piece of this missing sexto. - Awesome. - I'm like, go through. - This will be interesting. - All right, I think, well, I don't know. It's a little eye piece. There's a bit of a cheek at the front. - I'm going to go and check if the missing piece is the other front. - We'll just go together now. - We'll get together. - It is, look, it's. - I'm trying to show you. You're trying to show me. (laughing) Like hurting fucking cats. (laughing) - It's like cleaning my own people. - It's cleaning. - And then, cleaning. - I was just going back to cleaning. He's over this already. How are you going to look at this harpy? Is the front of the ship and the ship is clean? - We need rope. - Always have rope. You know that every time you're doing a game, so that's 50 feet. - I've got them cats, I'm just going to leap on their own. (laughing) - It's off. It's like the front of the ship carving through. - I know what you're saying. - And that you think you can do that. (laughing) - How do you see these things, cats can do? (laughing) - Oh, when they jump up on top of a shower, it's great. - Yeah. - It's like this thin ends. - Yeah. - All right, I give it to you. I don't know what your dexterity is 'cause I can't remember, but let's hope it's good, 'cause give me a dexterity check. - If you ever be poor at dexterity, you're the clumsiest cat you've ever seen. - Okay, my dexterity is, it's plus one. - Not that dexterous. - She's a lot more charismatic. - Very charismatic. When Captain and Niko enters a room, everybody notices. - Yeah. - Right. - And when she speaks, everyone listens. - Okay, but I am a cat, and I'm gonna leap on the front of the ship and I'm gonna pour up on my way into a head, then I'm gonna crane over with my head and look at her eye. - That's such a adorable image. - Yeah, it is extremely dangerous than if you fall you may die. So let's have a dexterity check. 'Cause you fall, this is a long way down. - Yeah, it's fine, don't worry about it. It's a 20, so don't worry about it. - It is not. - Ha ha. - Plus one. - She does, plus one. - Oh yeah, yeah, it's the one that matters. - One, one. Now, I'm gonna roll perception. - You don't need to. From the front of this ship, you can be very pleased to know. - You're right there looking at it. (laughing) - And it would have been investigation anyway, 'cause you've been searching around, but it isn't hard to see that one of the eyes of the harpy looks like it's a glass piece rather than an eye. - Oh, that's sick. I mean, I knew this all along. (laughing) I should've known. - I've heard the rumors. - So, wait. - There were no rumors. - Do we, there were some rumors. - You've uncovered this all by yourself. - Do we put the sex in up to the glass piece or do we take the glass piece out? - Yeah. - 'Cause that's it. - That was my. (laughing) - Oh! - That was the first one tonight. I think it was a big ride. - It's how she does them without realising. - This one, this one, this one sound like a yawn. (laughing) - Yawn. (laughing) - Yawn. - I know he says, "Wall." Sorry. She's a part of me now. (laughing) - A number of episodes in a row now, but I've just gone, I don't know if I can get rid of that one. I'm glad we talked about it, 'cause the audience can actually go, "That's what that is." (laughing) - Take a shot every time in the audience. - That's funny. - Um, we do. Oh yeah, 'cause it go in or out. That's, that is the question. - Oh, it's an important question. - Okay, look, I think it's more polite to take the sex into the. - Oh God, I didn't know where that was going. (laughing) - It's more polite to be in the mouth or I have to need a knife for. - That's what I was, yeah, I was like, "That's what it's called." - What is she saying? - Take the sex into the eye before we try removing the eye to put it in the sex. - Yeah. - The fact that it's on the corner sex in this. - That was Cory's doing. - Really? - That's what they are called sex in. - Probably did not invent that. - That's not he's called. (laughing) - You introduced it to the game, though. - This is generally, again. - He didn't invent sex, it's. - Yeah, this one, as we all know, this came from Buffy. - Yeah. - I'm sure you just think about how this thing would work. But how would you look through something if it's already in the eye by attaching it to the outside? - Well, I just assumed that the, the harpy had to look through it, not us. - Yeah, that was my dad. - That was my dad. - It won't work unless it's put together. - We have to extract the eye. - Is that all wooden around her face down there? - You can see the face of the harpy, it's a quite sterbing looking thing. That's why it's called the harpy's hat. It looks like it's in constant screaming, you know, fighting against the wind. But if you probably chipped away a bit of a knife or something like that around the side of the wood, you'd be able to pull this thing free rather easily. - I don't think we're gonna bring that sex in up here. I think I need to bring this glass eye to you. No, no, no, no, no, no. - As if you don't have like 49 of the attached shield person. - Yeah, in my mind. - I'm not the point I'm clawing on to a harpy at the moment. (laughing) - Oh, it's claiming no. - So I'm just getting my tail and I'm just gonna grab this knife, it's gonna flicker to round here, we're just gonna, and I'm gonna catch it in my mouth. - Okay. - As eye and glassy sexy. - And if we drop this one, it's gone. - Oh. - Once again, the rope, but you just ignore tying people to things like, no, what's the riskiest way we can do this everyone? - Without a safety net. - Why didn't you ask? - Should I sail on down and help? - If anyone just got a sack or something, this eye can fall into. - Oh. - Oh yes, let's tie. - Okay, I'll take my shirt off. - Let's sacks everywhere. (laughing) - Sure, sure, sure, sure. - I'm trying to take your knee chance, you get, you trying to take that shirt off. - And he's undeniably jacked. (laughing) - But the first time, I know that. - I'm gonna save the day. (laughing) - That's time, I didn't go quite a little to back like. And then I'm going to just like get the arms together and like the edges together and make like a little knot at the top. Time I, my rope around it. - So it's a little-- - It is all while the captain's hanging off the side. - Yeah, it won't take long, hold on. And then it's gonna be like a little sack thing. And I love, is that your hold? (laughing) - What was this? She's cradling the-- - It was a cradle. - Oh my gosh. Yes. - Yeah, it's not fun when she's a daughter age. (laughing) It's not fun, you're gonna flake that. - She's cradling the tail just like that. (laughing) - Pop. (laughing) - Ah, oh dear. - Oh, we live out to our name. We really do it D&D, we just-- - Look at you weighing them. (laughing) - We have a story we're telling. - Yes. - Yes, all right. - So how are you gonna use this sack? - So the idea is that a rope would go down and it would go into the sack. - So you're gonna suspend it from a rope? - Yeah. - And this is only in case she doesn't grab it with her eye. A mouth. - Yes. - Right. Give me a text to her, you check. - May? - Yep, we'll see whether or not you just manage to avoid Jordan's shirt. - Okay, my tail has pride the eyeball out. - Yep. - And it's trying to get with my mouth. - By the way, I should say, when you said do you have a knife? Captain and there goes one of those people when she gets arrested by the police. And they say can you put your weapons in the table? You know, in the movies when they do that, - Yeah, take a while. - She just pulls out weapons for about 15 minutes. - Yeah, when she has a knife, she has about six or seven. - Yeah, yeah. - I knew her knife was just reaching the knife that I remember her tail that could reach my face of the tail, can reach my face and cover it while I sleep. Then sure enough, it can do. - It can do all this. - Okay. 13. - Plus one. - Plus one. - Plus one. - 14. I was making this a DC 15. It falls loose. That's what the sack is for. So now it is falling into Chorda sack. Yes, not the right language riddle. No, the actual Indy is the correct language. I was all like, ooh, AXHOL is terrible, but it's like now we got Chorda sack. Now enjoy the sack. Chorda's shirt sack. It's not even better. Is now holding the IP of the sextant. All right. Jordan looking very buff. Leni over there. It's like it's really heavy. Like, you're doing this kind of naked. Yeah, he's doing that thing where he points at things in awkward ways just to let the bicep show. Yes. Bluff up a little bit. So the sextant makes it to the top deck. And I assume Captain Neneco comes with. Yep. I'm just going to stay down here at the front of the bow. I gracefully leap back off to the deck with a Bruno. Do you want to jump onto the sack? Like the sack rope? I'm really just going to turn around and leap back down. Is Captain Neneco just averting your eyes from Jordan's flasing? No. Jordan's now hoi-oil out. So what is he just going? He's going to be like-- Very bodybuilder sort of poses and he's in speedos. What would you all like to do? Put it together, obviously. You guys have to actually do things. Sorry. We kind of start laughing and then we pause like-- Forget. OK, so we have the eyeball. Bloss. I piece. I piece is what I said. Oh, I get it. It's not a ball. No. It just wasn't where the eye was. Yeah. That's pushed. There you go. I'm going to have to pause then. So I was like, why? Now that you can actually see it, it makes sense to you. Yeah. OK. And I think I am the most qualified person to put this back together. You would be. You would have used these before. In fact, you have one of your own. OK, so I'm going to put it back together and then I'm going to look to it. When you look through it, you do see-- Fast-jorder. The first thing you see is Jordan getting in the road. The definition is what I think. What do you see? I see you at your age. You see me? You like you. I like you. I like you. Jordan becomes such a sleep. I know. You like? What happens? What happens? He's got heart broken. He got heart broken. Now he's a bit of a fuck boy. Oh, he is. I love you, Jordan. Me too. Now you're attracted to him. Yes. Oh, my god. He's getting like a one here more than ever. Yeah. This is horrendous now. This is a bad love story. You do-- when Jordan gets out of the road, you can see into the stars. And for some reason, you can see a series of stars that you've never seen before. Consolation. A consolation. Yeah, this golden spear is in the sky and points juice out. What's back? And at the same time, you hear a voice. A voice, how do I get a note? You actually do. Don't let him tell you that you don't have to. Sorry, how hard to be hard. I am the harpist's home. I have cursed the seas for what has become of me. But I know this prison was of my own doing. Beware greed. It takes the heart. Let's you hide behind your failures, behind coin and jewel. I saw strength in my weakness when I took this ship, called myself Captain. But there has only been one who captained the golden spear. I am the golden spear. And will feel my sails feel again. Glide across open waters. Watch the lightning rumble through distant clouds. I will be free. And around you, the vessel streams along cold, howl like wind whistling through a tattered forest. A sudden boom propels a shock wave across the ship. Feeling the sails and flinging loose the water that clung to a surface like a film. The vessel creaks a small translucent white droplets rise from her deck. They hover about a metre above where you stand. Slowly the wind picks them up. They swell together, coalescing and growing into the face of an old skeletal woman, an unkind grimace. But as more droplets join, her skin fills and replenishes her eyes brightened. And the grimace becomes a determined overbite as she looks across her ship, which seems to respond to her. Old wood renews, tears in the sails stitch themselves together. And the harpy that adorns the vessel's bow brightens as the tarnish hiding the bronze recedes. Even its face changes from an angry scream to a calm sigh, permanently feeling that sees song against its polished skin. And then the face fades away. And the harpy's howl is no more. It is now the golden spear. You are now aboard golden spear. Oh, you're so cold! That is a fucking grease bumps. Well done, Corey. Well. Are you guys had to get there, otherwise? No, no, no. It's not about our gameplay. This is pure storytelling at this point. How is this not a movie? Oh, what's his movie? That was a good time to me. I've already seen that one in my head. Um, logistical question. So does that mean that this ship is what was driven through the mountain? The heart of the mountain? No, okay, I was going way too long. But you do know where the stars came from. So the sextant you've just looked through. Yeah. Looks to the stars of the past. Ooh! That is awesome. So before the mountain was stabbed and before this ship existed. No, the ship did exist then. Oh, it was just named for the. It's a very old ship. Okay, okay. Named for the constellation? Yeah, interesting now. Wait, hold on. So am I not the captain? Can we co-captain? Am I the captain, yes or no? Uh, that's something you have to sort out with the ship itself at some stage. I'm sure that at some stage, the ship will speak to you. Okay. Perhaps. But that is not the state. I'm just going to assume that I'm still the captain until someone says otherwise. I think it's one of those situations where you'll say what you'd like the ship to do and if the ship likes you, the ship goes where it wants to go. It's no longer trapped. Okay, we might have to care of this ship for many of the years. So is Bone Lady still here or did Bone Lady just go? Uh, merged back into the ship. But hey, cool, get it. End of the mood. Yeah, yeah. So the Harby's Hale was like a trap. Jordy, could you just put your shirt back on, please? [LAUGHTER] All right, just the Harby's Hale. I'm just going to hold it over the side and make it work. Damn for no reason. [LAUGHTER] Sorry, I didn't mean to make it all wet. [LAUGHTER] God is so desperate. [LAUGHTER] I'm just loving you, Jordy. [LAUGHTER] Seeing this whole display and apparently ignoring this massive ship transformation, the being looks like he has something to say to Jordy. Still-- So Jordy, did you a question? Jordy, the thing. Yes, yes. Okay. The thing? The thing I want to talk about. There was a girl. A captain? Sure. [LAUGHTER] I just want to-- you keep talking about that other person till now, the fray. Ah. He's beloved frayer. Frayer, frayer, frayer. Sorry. Captain, I'm all yours. [LAUGHTER] But he wants his girl once. [LAUGHTER] Once. Yes, yes. Well, I always had a soft spot for you know. We kind of were abandoned together, formed this cotton crew together. But I think she always-- friends owned me. [LAUGHTER] I always wanted a little bit more, but you know. Alan likes friends. Yes. Well, that's all we were. [LAUGHTER] That must be nice. Anyway, I care for her immensely because I guess she's like a sister. I can't go anymore. She doesn't want anything else. But we've grown up together. We've got this whole life together. So I always care for her. That very much repositions that Kiss Nell, doesn't it? It's a lot more Luke Skywalker. Yeah! [LAUGHTER] Boundaries aren't sports. [LAUGHTER] It's at that moment the being sort of sits back a little bit and starts to feel something else. Another vision, and he says, quickly, get me something to look at. Because he needs something to project his vision upon and unravel a sale in front of his eyes. And he can see what's happening with frayer. Oh, he's years. Oh, I like this bit. That's her right now. Yeah. And she is at that stage in a pit fighting some beast. And the raven that she has been given by the previously known raven is flying out of the area. And they watch for a while as this whole sequence unravels where there's huge balloon burst through of the ground. They're all very wide eye like this doesn't even make sense. And it comes as balloon and a way it goes. And they see something that-- wait, in this vision, they notice more than you did. That is that there was a storm forming around it. But they also noticed the markets being a place that Captain Arneco would have been through and from a few times she would say, I know this place. That's the Gressips markets we can get there. We should go help our friends. Oh, yes. It looks like she just needed a bit of help. Finally, she's actually using that bloody raven I gave her. [LAUGHTER] But she did get the snake attack right. Wow. I just don't know if I like her anymore. That was cute once, but you know, things that are cute suddenly become less. When you figure that out. Whenever I've broken up with someone, every one of my life, and you're something like the rose colored glasses-- Yeah, I come off. Sorry, quick. And it's just a little thing, so we're going, you've got to try to think. I'm sort of you're truth always being crooked like that right Oh yes He started to pick up every day. Hey, always that shade of yellow Oh really and not the person I invented in my own mind Yeah, yeah, I'm in mind So you've done that to fray on I have Oh, interesting Yeah How are we gonna get this boat moving? I'm not usually one to involve myself This sort of good bubble but I like these girls They got moxie Well, I will say one thing Ah yes There is a reason why Captain Enneco was convinced to try and track down Somebody Vengeance In your inventory It should say You have something Oh, okay, I've got a pistol, a cast off armor and a note What's the note say? A poster? Great question You do have a note that you unravel And this is a note that you've armed So as I was passing it down there It starts reading it Yeah This is a note that you've had on your person for a while now And it's one of the reasons why you've managed to join up with this crew Or at least start to use, you know, they've as your crew Okay Would you like to read through your note? It's a bit personal about you and read that in front of everyone No, I kind of see Enneco like she's got the jacket on And she's got the letter on her body somewhere and she's sort of patting it and thinking of it So you know, some then swirly, whirlly stuff happens and we look to the sky and voice kicks in Romantically as the ship sways She hand-write this? No You're saying By Dearest Enneco I'm not a man of great words, at least not in love They've bail me in capturing the depths to which I would fall for you And for the reason behind my impending departure, believe me It is not a decision made lightly, nor without an unscapable sadness I believed as you, the destiny had joined our fates like rivers running to seas I have waited for such a love to break the darkest parts of my heart Your courage did that for me And now, I am finally the man you believed me to be Not the thief, not the mercenary, a man again Yet my love, there is something more precious to my own desires, as strong as they are Something that I must protect Causes me forth and I have become someone who must respond The boy I found, the one who gave me calls to beg for your help yet again The one who reminded me there was more to life than constantly sailing to distant horizons He must be made safe I do not know why, nor what from But within me there is a great urgency to defend this child And there is no price I will not pay If I have hidden this letter well, you will not find it until we are gone I have taken out a share of the horde and perhaps a little more Aware of the position that has put you in with the crew I know I have left and returned before, but I truly believed our time was right Perhaps it will be again And so I must ask of you one last thing If you still know of my love for you, profess to be my wife upon my return And even the gods will not stand in my path Yours across time, Dutch Yours across time If Jordan does not say something like that to me later You write that? Yeah That is really beautiful That was so sweet Also it is really hard to read this writing Yeah, yeah It did really well Up here it says darkest parts The hours look very much like ends Which would make it the dankest pain The dankest past You have ever laid your eyes on Persia of hours are simultaneously hard to write and hard to read So I'm engaged Which is awkward because like Jordan Harkon kind of have a thing going on right now I know Captain Aniko reads her letter to herself Not to everybody else, nobody else hears it You guys don't have the shared tattoos so you don't have the ability to hear or understand each other And it reminds her of what she's searching for She's actually searching for loot or Dutch via loot Right, so she would have known that Dutch had her ship and where it ended up What would make her go to Cartison? Well she would have just been staying ahead of the invasion That spreading invasion of people So looking among the survivors to see who she could find After that she hasn't seen Dutch But they have still seen loot and loot with you in the village So she hopes that by finding loot she'll find a link back to Dutch Yeah, and for sure she does not know that Dutch Isn't there with him? Isn't Dutch anymore? Yeah Is now part of Darkon So she gets two for the price of one She may want to do it in this world, all the merry-hack True We have never stepped back from that Okay, how do you get this thing moving? I actually can't remember if this thing stays itself or someone stays there No, you got to steer it, you got to steer it into a beach last time That's right, thank you You lost control of it, to be honest The captain is a bit stronger at her own ship Sailing her own ship Yeah, I'll assume she was quite accustomed or attuned with her ship Alan is strong, Alan can help He's got to be good with the ropes with five hands Many hands make light work I've heard that before I have many hands though I'm gonna go right with you, Alan, hold on You know what's fucked? Alan has better perception than Morgan He's intelligence isn't great, but his wisdom's not bad No, he's actually quite wise He does seem to stumble across being wise every now and then All right, so I'm gonna grab this wheel Otherwise no one has Wheel I know I was on edge waiting for the inside Because every time we learn a new shipward So I got the wheel My fur is gently blowing You know, in the ball sea breeze I look at Alan, I say, "Alan, you know what to do?" "Alan walks over And he remembers that he's been doing something with ropes But he can't remember specifically what? So he wanders over and he picks up a rope That's not attached to anything and just holds it up And looks back at the captain Jorah Yes, why do you? I pause for a second and just give him a little wink Go help your friends Yes And I scurry over You're so sick of antica Yes, why do you? I'm just longing for a deep connection I'll stay here at the helm The helm is the word we were looking for, not real There we go Well done Congratulations for holding the helm And our story, the helm I was laughing because I was trying to give a segment name But that's like when we learn a new ship Anyway, our ship You aren't moving fast enough to get there quickly though Is there anything you can do to make this thing move quickly? We should have a lot of room to open the sails so that we get more wind And the sails need to be unfurled And somebody blow a gust into them If only you had someone who could do such a thing We don't, so Alan, make yourself useful And just unfurl You're unfurl means Ah Just pulled that rope there I can do that I walk over and I pull on the rope And the sail unfurls Now it's your bow and I salute with my other forehands Got you captain I'll make a sailor of you yet I can see a lot of ship wrecks in this future As you pick up speed The land underneath you starts to look a bit greener in parts The armies that you've been flying away from Don't exist in this part And you see a couple of the watchtowers are still standing So that would probably be almost about halfway across Kali Oh wow That the staff, that the tower, are still there So the armies can't advance all the way across yet But they have probably taken or wiped out huge numbers of people on the way As you get closer you see Grasshoppes in the distance with a huge storm swirling around the outside of town Inside the town was that center of the storm So you can't really tell If you're there you wouldn't have been able to see just how bad it got on the edges And when you hit that storm on the edge It starts to throw you all around Can I get everybody to roll me out quickly as the storm hits an exterdive check? The good news is there being at many Isles rolls around It's fine Alan is a much better role than I am 18 plus 1 Alan doesn't have a problem You just hold against the side of the ship and doesn't have a problem Oh no, no problems Captain the Neko 13 13 11 And 11 Jordan does get, Jordan does get knocked down Jordan is getting slightly more pretty Yes, probably trying to get some attention He's one of those guys are just a doubt-swee's girlfriend She's British, so I'm British Wrong British, Jordan So Jordan does get knocked to the ground as you hit the edge of this storm You can see a balloon flying out of the town And it's going off cross over the ocean It just seems to stay out of your reach For long enough to get out over this new part of the water But then you see that storm forming to a creature It starts to throw lightning towards this hot air balloon Captain, what would you like to do about this? Oh shit Load the cannons, Alan Go the strongest, go get those cannonballs So Alan ties off the rope that he's just been holding with his knife For a couple hours now No one told him not to He looks over and he sees that the cannons and the balls are a bit far away He tries to reach the guys, looks back at the rope and then goes, "Ahhh, ties it?" Nod to himself and smiles, really proud And then goes over and picks up two cannonballs, one under each arm 'Cause I'm strong, grab them all over them Load them Okay, and so Alan put pops a cannonball in two, one in each cannon How many cannons do we have? You have quite. 20 Tell her it does not have that many, just four Yes we do, it's my ship It's four - It's for the deck. - It's for the deck. - I'm sorry, it's for the deck. And then because I haven't been given another instruction, I just pick up two more cannonballs and load two more cannons. - Into the same cannons. - Good job. - No, it's for on one side now I'm loaded. - Okay, so you're loaded on both sides of your ship as you approach this vicious storm attacking the balloon. - All right, far away. - What am I trying to hit? - What do you think you're trying to hit? Alan Oji's squast. - Don't give me strength. - Hit the basket. - Hit the big balloon. - No. - Not that either. Giant ball of eyes, because you make yourself useful and look at something. - The giant ball of eyes can still see through prayers. I shouldn't put the raven still being loose the whole time. - It has. - And can see that Morgan and the Moll men have been knocked over the side of the ship now falling to their doom. - All right, can we, are we underneath them? - No. - No. - Your ship though. - Can we be underneath them? I think we should steer under, catch them, shoot some stuff up. Happy days, you don't know what they say. And then I just start gunning it towards underneath them. - Gunning it. So you aiming towards the people? They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they land with a thard on the deck, both of them. - Alan was trying to catch them. - Alan can try and catch one and give me a deck to be sure to check on that one to see if Alan catches one or both. - Okay, Alan moves away from the cannons despite captain's orders. He feels really guilty about it. And moves over to try and catch these two falling figures. - Alan help and T-Rolls. - Is he, if he's trying to catch both, it'll be a disadvantage. If he's picked just one of them, he can have - Troll. - He can roll it, bandage. - No, he won't. - That's how that goes. - No, look, Alan, he's got quite the dexterity though, doesn't he? Alan has a lot of arms and a lot of confidence in his abilities. - Okay, so catching, an incredible juggler. - It's a blessing if he just doesn't catch. - I think levels of juggling for a five-handed person are already impressing you. - Yeah. - Alan juggles for people at the local pub after work. - Okay, disadvantage, that's fine. What am I rolling for? What's the thing? - Decks. - Decks. - How'd you go, Alan? - So I rolled a seven and a two. - Oh, for the people who hit the deck hard with paling standing between both of them. If he couldn't decide which one to go for. - All five arms open. - Oh, four, Alan. - I look at you. - They hit the ground on the third and a second later, Alan looks down and I'm like, sorry. - The captain walks over in the middle of this and notices the body of Morgan and rolls her over and looks at her in size, angrily, if anything, it slaps her across the face and says, "And you can say this for me." You said he'd be fine. - You said he'd be fine. - Lovely. And that's where we're going to end this episode. - Oh, we're done. - Oh, what's that? - Is there kind of all caught up? - You're all caught up and we can get straight back into the next episode. - Cannot now. We finished this episode with something very special, ladies. I'm going to send out other thanks again to all those wonderful people who do our voices, the audience who just chip in and they ride in and ask if they can do stuff and they they always surprise me. But especially those who sang for us and forced shadow of this episode a few episodes ago, the singers in, remember, the singers in Gressips markets and how they were sort of telling this story piece by piece a little bit. But also to the Barnes family from the USA, not the Aussie Barnes family. We didn't get them in for singing. - Not Jimmy. - Not Barnes, E for our Australian listeners. And if you're not our Australian listeners, go on listen to some Barnes-y. Would it kill you? - Yeah. - Try to connect with our culture a bit. - God. Working class man driving wheels. Get out there. - Yeah, he's an Australian Bruce Spring-Jane. Have you guys seen the Australian anthem to the tune of Working Class Man? - It fits. - Yeah, it does fit. - It's good. - It's seamless. - I've seen it. - I'll be honest, it's better. - It is. - Hey, if you're out there, look up some Barnes-y. For everybody else, thanks to the Barnes family in the USA, they took the lyrics that I sent out, which were really just meant to be just bits and pieces. And said, "Why not just make a whole song?" And I love it. So I'm not great at editing songs, but I did what I could, and they have awesome their voices. - We're playing it. - Right now. - Hey! - Thanks, Barthies. Thank you. ♪ I'm on my way, girl, to find you, my friend ♪ ♪ I've been watching from here, you're in trouble again ♪ ♪ That's just the way it must be when you're saving the world ♪ ♪ But I am here for you ♪ ♪ I'm on my way, girl ♪ ♪ Sweet love of my flying high ♪ ♪ Of a cloud ♪ ♪ Heron the wind on the old ♪ ♪ Her peace how we ♪ ♪ Seek nothing more than when it was our time ♪ ♪ And my heart would still be ♪ ♪ For that sweet love of mine ♪ ♪ Now I see the world in the blink of an eye ♪ ♪ Or if you'd us in more life was passing me back ♪ ♪ That's how I once lived now my self's our own world ♪ ♪ 'Cause I have changed the way that I see the world ♪ ♪ Sweet love of my flying high above the clouds ♪ ♪ Heron the wind on the old ♪ ♪ Her peace how we ♪ ♪ Seek nothing more than when it was our time ♪ ♪ And my heart would still be for that sweet love of mine ♪ ♪ I don't know what they are all talking about ♪ ♪ I'm just keeping things clean and I'm not looking down ♪ ♪ We're so high above the clouds ♪ ♪ We're in the gut ♪ ♪ We're up to something that I don't know what ♪ ♪ Sweet love of mine ♪ ♪ Why in high above the clouds ♪ ♪ Heron the wind on the old ♪ ♪ Her peace how we ♪ ♪ Seek nothing more than when it was our time ♪ ♪ And my heart would still be ♪ ♪ More than sweet love of mine ♪