Ryans EMBARRASSING Snapchat, Micah is an Online Bully, Launching Our Gear Brand

Mike is a hater and people's comments that he doesn't like, no? Oh, we caught you on that one? Yeah, we caught him on that one. We caught him on a couple, a couple hate comments. You look the mean kid in the comments. Most entertaining guy alive right behind Gavin Tred 80. What tattoo? The monster logo with an arrow. I'm talking about that. I'll do it for her. That's just within the realm of possibility. I think the viewer learned a lot about Ryan in this podcast. So you finally joined the the camel gang, got some camel pants. Yeah, do you want a lot to pick me up a pair? Yeah, I sent a fit. Amazing. Yeah, Ryan, I didn't want to ruin your momentum. I told her, I was like, I literally cannot wear these 99% of the days that I'm alive. Like it's the one percent of days that I'm not even going to fashion it. No, I just listen, Ryan. I don't crap. No, no, no, listen, Ryan. I don't want to jump on your style, man, that's cool. Hold on, listen, Ryan, that's not even close to where I was going. I was going to actually just ask you to please never send another video in our men group chat of your outfit of the day again. I do not give a fuck what you're wearing. I don't care that you just got some new pants and that you really like them. And I didn't want to come in with some fire. Not even that we just did a podcast where everybody is. My fucking mic working or is this my headphones? No, it's not Ryan and you sound like shit. Like, was I the only guy who opened that thing? Who opened that thing was like, yeah, that was a little game. I opened it and just I think even Justin was, yeah, Ken didn't even finish it. He couldn't even finish it. Once I heard Ryan say, oh, I picked up some camel pants. Click, click, click, click. I think you even did one of those. You did one of those where you put your foot up and like kind of like showed it. Like, like you're doing a TikTok swirl. Oh, it's gone now. I didn't want to have it saved on my phone. Where was it? It was a snare drum. Primals, bromeos, one of the. Oh, a mic might still have it. I still have it. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Screamer card. Screamer card. I'm gonna, I've already read it. It's not like, hey guys, check out my outfit. I just got something really cool. Is my fucking mic working? I can hear it in my headphones if that accounts for anything. I don't hear anything in my. Holy shit. I don't know, Ryan, this is going to be a hot mic. Oh my god, it seems like this. All I got to say, if you're going to send us something cool, it better not be some fucking pants from Air Apostle. (laughter) Noted. (laughter) They want the to be fair. I mean, obviously the listener is going to watch it. But it's not like, hey guys, got my new outfit today. All right, let's watch. Let's watch this. Okay. I say, boys, I joined the Camo Pants game because 30. I'm 35 minutes before we had just done a podcast where every single person was wearing a piece of Camo. And I had pried previously, not owned. Maybe I'm being too hard on your ride. No, it's okay. Maybe you should start by wearing shirts that don't have stains on them, Ryan. Jesus Christ. (laughter) Well, we did just have a pizza party. Give them a break. Big day boys. Dick Bromack. That was a fair Camo baggie's. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's go home. It wasn't, it wasn't the prissy. You're right, it wasn't. It wasn't. There was a kick, you're right. I was wrong. That was pretty heterosexual. I'm not going to lie. You know, I didn't watch it, Ryan, and. Why would you guys? No, no, you didn't let me finish. You think that's heterosexual? You don't let me finish. You think that was a heterosexual video? heterosexual. That's when you're into women. When you like girls? Yeah, because he just goes, "Here we go, boys." And then he showed his pretty non-guide outfit of the day. I mean, you were wearing a vest earlier. You could argue that that's gay. (laughter) What? A car heart vest is gay? If that's gay, I don't know what Ryan is, right there. Holy shit. If a car heart vest is gay now, we're, they're everything's gay. I didn't call it that. You just said you were wearing a vest. That was gay. You could argue that it is. Okay, now he's doing his typical. I mean, are you doing a car heart vest or a Patagonia puffer vest? There's a clear distinction between you two. I'm wearing car heart. And it's like, finally, I've been knowing that you guys are looking fruity for years. Dude, the amount of money I would pay to see Evan wearing a Patagonia puffer vest. How much money would you pay? I mean, I would definitely buy the best. Yeah, I mean, I'm not aware it's for honest underbikes. Oh, yeah, I'd wear one for a hundred. Well, how long? For a full video. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's fine. Okay, yeah. Okay, we're going to say like a full month or a year. Something like. Well, I might pick a video that we're filming for a while. I don't have to wear it like while I sleep, while the video's weird. You do not have to wear it while you sleep. Okay, that won't do me any good. Yeah, that won't do me any good, but. C.J., we're going to of your outfit and vest. You got to tell the story of what to do. This is actually pretty funny today. I should just go get the vest, because I'll get hot if I'm wearing it. It does kind of complete the look. The storyline. Evan, when I'm talking in Ben's talking, are things going to the same level? Like, are do you guys hear me the same as everyone? Now that you're locking in on it, you do feel a little quiet. Yeah, great, right? You pissed Ken off now. He's going to take Evan's spot, man. He's going to turn way down, there we go. There we go. See, otherwise, I'm always a little bit loud. Why do we have the deaf guy as our audio guy? Our audio engineer. So we need to put Evan and Ken back there together, because he's getting Googling stuff, and he's pretty good at messing with settings. Yeah, you're right. I can't wait my shirt has a stain on it. Should I go fetch a different shirt? That's from the pizza party. No, I didn't actually have any pizza at the pizza party. You got dual stains on there. Dual stains, I believe it was coffee. All right, so where are we going with this whole vest? So I'm getting my house, or the basement is getting remodeled. And there's all these, there's the contractor, there's all these subcontractors coming in this morning. And I'm standing up and hanging up in the closet and he said, oh, no, no, I'm just, I'm dressed like this, because I'm trying to get out of the housing, you know, come here to work, but I'm kind of waiting around. And all these subcontractors are coming in. I'm waiting on this one guy. And I kind of realized, I'm kind of dressed like all these guys, like the electrician was sitting here wearing, they're the same vest, then we got the fucking masonry over here, then the fireplace guy shows up. Like they're all kind of dressed like me, and then there's the guys doing the demo. So this guy comes in and, hey, we start walking around the house and he's looking around and kind of doing his shit. And I'm like walking with him, like talking with him. And I don't know really how it like comes to be, because you the electrician or something. And I'm like, oh, no, this is my house. Oh, oh, shake my hand. But all these guys are like walking around with me, like thinking I was just like an apprentice or something, just kind of hanging around, like holding my coffee cup, and I'm trying to do that best. This guy doesn't know shit about what's going on, but he kind of looked at me like, are you going to do something around here? Because I was just walking around with him the whole time. He must be an apprentice. Yeah, this guy's literally dragging dick, not doing anything, but I feel like when I told you guys the story, it was funny. I don't know. I don't know if that was a good story. It was funny. And then you were like, how, you know, he's like, well, they could have cleaned up the fire. Oh, yeah. I'm walking around with him. And he's like, he's like, well, they could have cleaned up the fireplace before I like started. And I was like sitting there. And I think at that point, I realized I was like, this guy probably doesn't know this is my house. What'd you do with the fireplace? And it's getting changed. But it was just like ashen stuff. Oh, I got you. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I thought you had like your little decoration is playing out on it. No, Alex had those, but that's on a different one. This was, this is Ken's fireplace. Oh, down stairs. Okay. Cause yeah, you got the boot. Yeah, you got evicted. Yeah, you did not get the boot. Well, I got the, I got the boot out of the room. I was in. Now I'm in a different room. I don't know. I might just go get, like, or somewhere else. Cause it's like, it's like, it's like your space. Now you're living with each other. I can dance to like, I can dance like all my stuff as much as I could. And that room is tiny. Ken, if you don't appreciate my house, when I'm letting you stay in it, I'm renting still. That's true. Yeah, go find a place. Yeah, I think I might, I might actually move into my favorite space when again. Really? Yeah, but then you hang out with him for five minutes and go fuck that. I think you have points. Alex would love it. But you know what? I keep going, no, no. Ken can stay here as long as he wants. Oh, I didn't think I was going to get get the boot quite as soon as they did. You never get the boot. Yeah, I just, I just, yeah. I just took the carpet out of your room. I didn't even take it out. No, I honestly, I thought you were going to be able to stay in your room. Because they're not changing anything in there. But, but since they're scraping the popcorn ceilings and shit, and then they like literally told me that, oh, yeah, we're going to need, I was like, oh, shit, that I felt bad. Because then I was like, well, you can just go upstairs and realistically, you don't spend that much time with the house, you just sleep there. So I was like, well, what's the difference? You're still sleeping in a queen-sized bed. I don't know, it's a little bit smaller room. Yeah, that stuff makes a mess. Yeah, well, get this, get this. So I hate this part actually about the whole home remodel. So they start tearing into shit, right? Fucking mold, mold on quite a few walls. So I think what happened is the previous owner, there was like some kind of flooding. Water damage, thing happened in the basement flooded. You know, they probably did their best to dry whatever was visible, but like behind these cabinets and stuff, we can pop up pictures. And like behind some trim. There's like black mold. Or some kind of mold. Even getting that buzz. Bro, Ken's been down there for four years. Yeah, I've been down there since '21. I didn't really notice anything. But also, he was vaping at the time. So who knows? There it is. She could get a little jab right in there. No, at the time, I said. Maybe the vaping was fending off the mold, though. It was, you know, like for breeze, you know, it does the thing around. The air was actually so unhealthy in Ken's room that mold could not grow. And it's vaping. Yeah, so that's a pain in the ass, though, because it's already going to be expensive. And then, It's like okay, so then we got to cut and like start you know cutting out the black mold or I don't know if it's black Mold but some sort of mold some of it's black mold that is definitely colored black. Yeah, yeah, we call black Yeah, so now trimming all that shit, but uh Yeah, and they got to pull up all the trim that we had done last November because I'm pretty sure those guys just literally I'm sure they just put it over it with the way that they did the work. I was gonna say how did they notice it? Well, bro, we'll visibly see it. Well, it was it was underneath the trim So I'm assuming if they pulled some trim there's probably they probably would have seen it But then they just let me put a bigger piece of trim over because the new trim was taller They might have pulled that off seen. There's a little bit of mold and just been like mmm not my problem Just put some I'm sure they did I'm sure they did I mean with the work with how that went without that one went That was yeah a big project turned into an even bigger one, which kind of sucks So it's been a good old rabbit hole. Yeah, you got to take it on the chin sometimes though That's how she goes dude, so we we've been ripping in the warehouse for black Friday Appreciate all you guys checking out the site ordering like it's been it's been super cool We had so much cool stuff and a lot of orders for some of our favorite products We've ever released so the warehouse is ripping right and we have a handful of temporary people to help us for black Friday and So I'm in there and mostly these temporary people are from nearby right nearby whatever they know who we are But I like walking I'm trying to introduce myself to everyone all the faces that I don't know. What's up? I'm Micah whatever I I'm so-and-so and I'm chatting with him. He goes so Who's the sea boys? You one of them who's this one the guys in there. Yeah, that's great And so that was very refreshing, but I couldn't tell if he was serious, but he was he was at us Yeah, he was just like so yeah, yeah, I'm I go where you from he's like Florida. Whoa What are you doing here? Yeah, what and then apparently just moved to Fargo, but I don't know why he said from Florida So maybe he just moved and then applied But it was just what a turn of events from Florida moved to Fargo applied for this no idea who we are He's like who are the sea boys you one of them? I'm like, yeah, I am nice to meet you and then he's like sweet Yeah, yeah, I got to check out some of the videos looks like you guys do some pretty cool stuff And it was just like fuck yeah for refreshing just he just had no clue. Well anything was nothing He must be a busy guy like how would you be working here and not just like take a few minutes just to like even check it out It's not that hard to find. Yeah, he was just that first day or what? I think it was his first or second day Oh, well, yeah, he checked out a few videos, but that was it. That was all he knew That's okay. He's here to make money man. He's here to ship shirts and he doesn't give a fuck about the cloud or the noise But yeah, he's gonna be like what the hell is going on? It's not watching the video that we filmed yesterday unfold in front Yeah, what's going on here? I just thought that was a funny take because because everyone else in the warehouse is just like Oh, what up? What up Mike? Yeah, they all are pretty well aware. I've been hearing a lot of people talking about how cool it is to work for heavy D and they just don't realize it's can Oh, yeah, I'm starting to go like heavy. Do you kind of grow out the beard? Can I get in jack? Heavy-dee is kind of inspiration. So just trying to go can we gang him. Yeah, exactly Yeah, kind of next time we see heavy-dee when we go You should just go up to him be like I just want to be just like you We should tell him then see we should wear it like a cutoff shirt Like a classic shirt that he wears every day We should do is not say anything to him But then just try to just copy his outfits every day and then no one say anything and just see if he noticed that like Ken is literally wearing this cowboy boots shorts cut off shirt backwards hat. I don't think I think you're I think you're thinking of diesel. Yeah, heavy both of them both of them, but I think heavy-deez more of like a like a tactical pant guy Yeah, with some boots from true work pants. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta get you some tactical pants Well, we could we're growing out of all of these pants as you have even they've got zippers for the calves But you've got too strong for your pants, Ken, and you're gonna have to get a whole new war Really started to sound like Dalton now strong like an ox. What do you mean? No? I'm just calling it as I see it's a compliment. It is honestly a compliment like your legs have gotten too strong And you're pretty bad for me. So like take the compliment man. I would love a compliment right now. I think I'm uncomfortable. I feel Rines on one end of the pants spectrum and you're on the other here. I'll tell you I'm sorry Ryan I wasn't gonna go so hard on you. I was just trying to be funny. No, I love it. I love it Dude, the the workwear movement is like pretty heavy right now like obviously we have like bronze starting with boots Now they have like so many good clothes and like the true work and blah blah blah I was in church on Sunday and these two just tatted up dudes head to toe in like brunt true work pants Brunt sweatshirt freaking brunt hat both of them and I was like now that's a church outfit. These are brunt pants Dude, they're so comfy. That's actually funny. We have a brunt ad today. This women's gonna run right into it now But yeah, dude, they're so good. I actually do love my brunt hoodies as well like obviously the boots That's what they're known for but they sent us like a bunch of gear and the hoodies are like I almost don't wear them Just obviously like I can get a seaboy's hoodie if I spill ketchup on it. I go go grab another one But like the brown ones I only have two so I'm like that's like my that's like my good. That's like my good hoodie You know I know he will spill ketchup. Well I will so like I'm being selective when I wear it's like that's my going out hoodie Like if we're going to dinner like that's my food. I had a similar dilemma because I was like this hoodie is so nice But I feel like I should lay on the ground in it because that's like what it's made for but I agree dude I can't say enough good things about that and I'm not saying that it's necessarily better than our gear But let's just say I'm going out with Alex and we're meeting up with some of her friends and like their husbands or whoever's gonna be there I just don't want to be decked out in life-wide open gear like you know what I'm saying like I'm just trying to be a little bit more Just a little more incognito just chilling, you know, you know you show up just head to toe in your your own brand It's a little bit like it's easier to do now because we literally have everything head to toe Yeah, we got to get on that. Yeah, I mean can I say the name? Remember when we were gonna do yeah, we still have all that we still have all the Banging on it. So back in the day when Jake what we called him banging and he went by banging before we went our own ways We were developing underwear like you just said banging on the on the band which is so good bang And then he left and we were obviously going through everything when he left, but we're like dude What do we do underwear? Like we had samples that everything had a man. He still wears the sample I just think how many more underwear he could have right now if he would have just waited a few more weeks He would have just waited a few more weeks he'd at least have like a full like probably decades of life last year long time. Pupy's pants every single day and just get a new one. So How about the video that we filmed yesterday you guys have seen it now, but we surprised Gavin our mechanic with a new pickup truck But we gave him the option of taking a 2001 regular cab long box chev with an 8.1 and an Allison the white $30,000 or find the white money a new GMC 84 and to all of our surprise all of our surprise He took the white monster and the money which was honestly a smart move But we just figured it was a hard decision to make it was though He didn't really make it because Evan basically talked him into just flipping a coin He was going back and forth on it. I don't want to say I talked to me do I just toss I tossed it out there and floated it But I felt bad having any actual influence, but I thought it was pretty cool to leave it up to a floor that's hard He really was and like I mean, I'm sure the video hasn't at the time of our filming hasn't came out yet But I'm sure it gets edited a lot quicker together, but he was like 10 minutes maybe 15 of just going back and forth Just like so torn up on it and we really thought he was going to take the new truck But for the storyline, oh my god, taking the old truck is so funny, but I think the best part is he chose the old truck And then he still drove Ken from home I get a text last night like 1015. He's like, hey Trying to get these lights on the box to work and I'm having a tough time Is it okay if I just take your Bronco home and again? I was like, you know what? Just do it. The reason why we went and got him those trucks is because his truck gave out on him in like August And he just hasn't really taken the time to fix it. So he's been driving Ken's Bronco or our company work truck. The more I thought about I think it was June It's been a long time to be honest. It was funny though, because we did tell him we go If you choose the old one though, you have to drive this no more Ken's and then he still took still took the freaking Bronco He also told us today that he's never gotten a ticket and we're like, well you can equipment by just wait now And now you're driving a truck with 26 inch wheels on it. He's never got a ticket. Yeah, he's fully clean driving record He was drifted and shit out of that thing though, dude. He was driving the hell like he was He was one with that truck should have heard it on the inside. Was it loud? Well, he was cranking it inside I can hear it inside my truck and we didn't cut enough off the bumper So he cranked it to save it and I'm just there like sorry, bro thought I cut enough off And the power should be just winding away. Yeah, I do think he made Basically I think I think it was the cooler, and I actually do think financially it was the better decision. It depends what he does with that $30,000, but realistically, if he can drive this truck through the winter, for one, it makes a great story line. It's like a thing. If he would have chose the other one, it kind of would have just been done. But for two, if he takes this $30,000, and let's just say he puts it in the stock market or Bitcoin, invest it right, it's going to be worth more and more than likely come June. And he could then flip that into a truck that he really likes. Because I don't know if black is his favorite color. Or if that truck, that AT4 that we got him was exactly what he wanted. So who knows, maybe that was part of it. But also if he's trying to save up for a house, you put that money in, it's going to be worth more, more than likely come June or whenever you decide to pull the trigger on something. So honestly, I think it was the right move. But yeah, now he does still have a vehicle issue because chances are that thing is going to give him trouble. It looks like it is seems to be the case first night at game trouble. He didn't even drive it home. But he could also probably spend five grand that fixes truck out of the 30 that we gave him. So he's still sent with 25. You could put in Bitcoin last night and it would already be 35. I know. It's already up 10%. It's already up. We told him that we were like, dude, pretty good time to buy. Maybe it's up because he's been pumping. Maybe. Yeah, I think, I don't know, there's plenty of ways to skin it, but they're all beneficial. Yeah. We'll see. Honestly, I think it's going to be really interesting though, especially if he does invest it. I was telling him like, dude, if you invest this money, you could even just post like, yo, I took this $30,000. I invested it into this that and that. Tune along. Ride with me. Yeah. And ride with me and see where this is at in six months when I try and buy a house with it. It might be worth 15. It might be worth 60. I bet it really irks our financial advisor, but I loved it every time we talk about investments. Like, yeah, you can invest that money and then buy a depreciating asset with it. Like that's how I think about it too. I'm like, okay, I'm going to put this money here and hopefully I can make a little bit more on it and then buy something with it. Well, I mean, if he buys a house, you know, for sure not, but like even looking at like getting more money to buy a new truck or something like that, like that's sometimes the way I think about it instead of retirement. I mean, like realistically right now as far as the market goes, it's a, it's a good opportunity to buy. It might stay like this for, it could stay like this for another six months and just be flat or could even go more down, but I think in the long term, not financial advice, it'd be the good move. Good for the storyline though. Man was that a plot twist because we were on the edge of our seat. None of us in this room knew what was going to happen. And we really wanted to say, like, what a great YouTube video. I did feel bad. We, the guy from the dealer like came off to do all the paperwork, brought the truck, took us a couple hours to film that to get to that point. And then it was just like, oh, sorry, he's here for like four hours. He's sorry, he's taking the other truck. Shout out our buddy Cole. And shout out Cole. I did feel bad about that because we kind of all just assumed obviously he's going to take the new truck. And then Cole had basically spent the whole day to just not sell the truck because we were like, we'll pay for it once he chooses, you know, and we'd kind of just assumed. Right. Which means sign that we didn't buy it. We didn't have a freaking truck now. And then, you know, he calls the boss right after they didn't buy it, he goes, it took them that long to say no. We spent four hours just like picking the whole thing. He was just waiting around. He's kind of like checking his watch and shit and I felt bad too. All right. Get the truck hidden. Yeah. And we're just like, well, Cole, he didn't buy the truck. He took the old one and like I was kind of waiting for him to laugh or like, you know, kind of like respond. It was like, okay. And then we're just like, oh shit. And then like, okay, okay, well, we'll, we'll be seeing you guys. It starts like walking out the door. I like look at Ben like this. We both just pull our wall. It's out. We're like, I'm like, I got 300. He's like, I got two. He's given 500 bucks like here, here, like, hopefully this kind of can help pay for your time. But he did say that he was like, yeah, it's the name of the game. It is. No sale is guaranteed. He's the man. He's a good guy. It's just funny. I did feel bad about that. But what are we going to do? Just buy the truck and what are we going to do with that thing now? We just gave him the money that we were going to buy for. Yeah. We ended up with an AT4 because he felt bad. I don't know if we have much use for a 1,500 AT4 around here. I think I just get so shot. Yeah. He would end up exactly like the Cheeto truck or even your Raptor or my Raptor. We had talked about that. He talked about that. The Cheeto truck gets driven way harder than your Raptor. So have that a pretty big week. He got to do his favorite thing, which is brake vehicles, but he got to do it off camera, which is even more enjoyable for him. Truly no benefit. Okay. Well, the Miata was Jake's video. I was supposed to do a couple of slides with Cody and the car breaks itself. A little bit more understandable. Yeah, I can understand. Yeah. That one's fine. No one cares about that. Actually, no one really cares about either of them, but the Cheeto truck. The Cheeto truck. That was just reckless behavior. Well, the Cheeto truck had been completely ran out of oil a couple of weeks prior. And it was absolutely on its last leg knocking and I was going to pull it back to the graveyard because it was completely toast. It did like two donuts on the way there and it didn't make it to the graveyard. He just had to make sure you guys just had to make sure. And his argument is still, well, I didn't think it was going to blow up. Well, I mean, it was telling us for the last four weeks. There's things on its last leg. You were saying it's last leg. Who are we ever going to do? It was going to the graveyard. It was on its way to its last stop. You were saying we shouldn't drive it because it doesn't have oil in the motor. And if we're going to drive it, we need to put oil in it. I didn't know it was going to blow up. The oil pump was gone. Oh, it was full of oil. Me and Ranch filled it up. It was stupid. It was gone. We had a tough go with that truck. Since the moment we bought it and Evan got scammed. Since the moment we found it was a 4-7. The truck did a good job. It outlasted the real Cheeto truck. It did. Dalton's diesel ram. And it's got a hell of a lot of lore. It does. And you know what I think we really missed out on filming and showing to the viewer. Was that when we were secretly building the Cheeto replica truck? Talk about Glenn right now. Well, no, it's the work. I thought that's where you're going. When we were building the shitty replica version of Dalton's truck before Dalton didn't know and we were going to surprise him with it. We were joking like Dalton's truck is going to break because obviously it's this high-horsepower race truck. Just in general, if you're going to modify something to the moon and make a bunch of power, you can expect it to break. And drive it like he does. And you're going to drive it hard and rip it. That's just inevitable. And that's part of the game. So we're like, watch. He's going to break this truck and he's going to end up having to drive this Cheeto truck. And of course, his truck breaks and he was legitimately driving around in the Cheeto truck. Wow. He started driving that way earlier. Yeah, it was literally like the next week he was driving that truck. It was that day. It wasn't a daily. I thought you were going to say where a friend Glenn just wouldn't let me forget that I had purchased a 4.7. Well, that too. Yeah, he reminded me hundreds of times in like 48 hours. That's the thing with like filming. And he laughed just as hard every time. That's so funny, dude. He was just getting on Evan's nerves and I thought it was hilarious. I mean, I thought it was funny too, but it's like as soon as he opened his mouth, I already knew what he was going to tell me. But that one time, Evan bought a 4.7. Yes, Glenn. We remember. He already mentioned it two minutes ago. But it's funny though, because like there's things that just sometimes just don't get captured on film that are pure gold. And like, I just think the irony of Dalton end up driving that truck was just funny. But it really did last pretty long. Because I mean, you would just beat the hell out of it. Just for the hell of it. Yeah. Shred 80 put a good amount of miles on it. Shred 80 would drive it when he was here. We fun. Benny would drive it too when he was here. So like, it got a lot of use. It did. We found out it never had headlights. Just had running lights. But a lot of people would drive it at night and be like, man, these headlights aren't that good. Like, oh, I think they're on. That was on me. We actually probably just unplugged them. 'Cause we're setting up the running lights. It was on me. It was really difficult to. You had to rewire the headlights with ballasts and extra wiring. And I went, ah, fuck it. It's just a beater truck. We don't need headlights. I just plugged in the sea ring. So look cool on camera. That's on me. I was driving it and I go, man, these headlights are damn it. And I was like, yeah, right? So I'm just like, something, something's got to be off. And then we noticed that we're just driving without. How much was that 4/7 truck? It's like 45. That's a pretty damn good truck. Like, it kind of gave a silver eye. I was talking with Big Ranch. Like, what's it look like? And he's like, you're looking at a shitload of labor unless it's a direct swap to reuse everything. That's part of the matter. Did you say, well, Big Ranch, is it possible? And did he look at you for about three seconds ago? Well, anything is possible. I just knew he didn't have anything. I love what he says that it always fires me up. I saw this. You're straight. There's a chance. Big Ranch. It's possible. That was a trustee. Yeah. That's because we spent so much time on that rap. We really. I'm pretty proud of that. Damn, you're beating me. I just reached the rap. Yeah. Dude. That's what I was getting at. That's what he suggested. Rather. I have five favorite voters. I think the only thing. Just do the wheels. The headlights. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff just pulls right off. It's you fucked up the whole truck. Realistically could probably wrap it in a day. Yeah. I mean, we did it. Yeah. Let me think about it in like four hours. We could just switch the doors. We don't even need. really the main issue with that truck where it kind of had a down time in the middle of its lifespan with us was because somebody it could have been the three wheel riding redneck left all the windows down during like the middle of summer when it rained every single day. It's gnarliest rainstorm and you wouldn't believe the smell that came out of that truck. And all the garbage that was in there was a lot of food in there too. It's not wasn't just rain. He had some like half eating containers of food that after it rained in the windows rolled up the containers of food were still in there and got all full of mold. Makes sense. That's one of the big. Mincij's grandpa Mincij's grandpa actually just had a car that did that like he doesn't drive a car that was sitting in a garage left a water bottle that didn't have the cap on it and the whole inside of the car molded. Wow. That's actually crazy. I think also the garage is it was like a really like dark damp garage. Yeah it was it was it was like an incubator for mold basically. And knowing him it was probably a sick car too. It was. Yeah. That was sick. His like super rare corvette. Yeah. Yeah like a 2012 Z06. That's a that's crazy. The one water bottle. I mean there's other factors but like that that was enough. Yeah I mean who leaves a water bottle without a cap on it? What are you doing with caps? You just taking the other one. Yeah something to keep in mind though if you're obviously going to let a vehicle sit don't let there be moisture in it. Makes sense but man I was just driving around a lot now that it was snowing and you know you kind of like think as winter comes like all your stuff that's outside. It seems worse. I go man we got a lot of stuff around here. Oh we just did an auction too. We just sold half of our shit. I know when the barn's already full again and it's just that's crazy. It just is it just did an auction selling off 40 different vehicles and it's like it never happened. I know. That's because all the stuff that was outside that should be in just got moved inside. Move inside. And there's still more stuff outside that should realistically be in. That reminds me. Did you two take the alcohol out of the walls in our house boat? No forgot. Shoot. How many times did we mention that? Three. A lot. So one day who's more responsible. Do you think it broke right? I was going to do it that night. We signed the skateboard as I remember thinking of it on the drive over there because you had sent the text like that night and we're on the way over there and then. But I wasn't thirsty here. It's just absolutely airballed it. Man it's probably fine. Well we did get a few out. The vodka should be good. I got a few out. No we drank the vodka. Is it interesting when you have let's say you have a case of beer in the back of your car, whatever in the trunk, whatever. Sometimes just nothing happens. It all freezes up like a brick. You could get lucky. Other times one or two or three. Other times freaking half or more of the case is just exploded everywhere. Yeah. So we can hope. Yeah at this point it doesn't matter because it'd be frozen. It's just really the spring when it would get everything wrecked. Yeah we just got to pull them all out. We're going to have our beautiful houseboat guys that we put our house home. No but saying it wouldn't have a chance to mold until spring. That's probably true but I feel like at this point it's already screwed like come spring. No one's going to be going in there making sure it gets clean. I'm sure but I did just think of something that would be very hard or just a lot of work to integrate into this podcast. But when we talk about things like that, imagine if it just did a cutaway and then it's us hitting the walls out, taking out the cans. Stuff that wouldn't go into the YouTube video, but then it kind of makes this not only a podcast but almost like a show. Just imagine that like if all these little things like segments that we talk about that normally wouldn't make a video, then you like transitioned into we're there and it's more of like a. It's hard to say because a lot of people listen to the podcast. It makes a more of a show is what I'm saying. Yeah but like on Spotify it wouldn't make sense. You can actually I believe watch on video on Spotify. But no, but yeah, no, it wouldn't be so much a podcast if we did that, but it would be more of like a show. It's obviously is a shit ton of work. It makes us more work, but it kind of gives the viewers more. But let's say that cutaway to us taking the booze out of the houseboat walls was just that was the only cutaway we did in this podcast. And it's like if you're listening wouldn't be the end of the world. You know it would be funny though. Like we'd be in there cracking jokes, fucking buss in the wall open, we'd be finding out if they exploded or not. Like it'd be pretty entertaining. Anytime can just be more entertaining. You'll say that. Dude, anytime Ken's breathing is entertaining. This guy is a walking fucking television man. He's just most entertaining guy alive right behind Gavin Tread 80. Ken, I think this is a perfect time for you to put the football pads on and try and I will I will break something if I drink his neck again. You need lead with his head. You know how hard those studs are. I moved some furniture over the weekend and my back was hurting. Yeah, it was funny when Ken and I were moving all the stuff out of the basement. Ken and I are like lifting this treadmill and we're walking. And Ken just like chimes and I'm paying somebody to do this for my house. Tread mills are heavy. They are like see, you know, we're trying to wrestle that thing out of the basement. You know, we're trying to tip it and then this other arm is like going the other direction. Yeah, we'd like ratchet strap the thing like there's a lot more move. That's always the worst when you you're clearly trying to be careful, right? But it's maybe awkward, it's heavy and then you nick your, you know, yeah, trim on the door. Yeah, it was like going to have a dent in it forever until you have somebody fix your trim. One of the few things I was actually staying, but whatever. How are movers like guys that are hired to move things? Not always injured. It's a tough career. I'm sure they got lifting belts on. They're built for it, but I'm sure they maybe probably pretty sore, but imagine how nerve wracking it would be. I actually used to have to do this for my very first job. I worked at a, it's called play it against sports. So like they sold athletic equipment, I'd sharpen hockey skates, but then they also had like workout machines and stuff. And part of the thing was like if you bought a workout machine, so say you bought a treadmill, you could pay and then we deliver it. And I'm in high school and like not qualified. They would just be like someone buy a treadmill and they look around. Hey, how do you feel about you and Tanner going and delivering this treadmill? And I'm just like, yeah, I'm excited to get out of there and I get to drive this diesel truck because you know, it was like a big old commons and I was like, this is sick, you know, so we get to load this thing up, but it was so nerve wracking every time you'd go to a person's house because they're sitting there watching you. You're lifting this heavy fucking thing, trying to bend it around corners, all this. And you know, and I remember one time when I worked there, I wasn't working that day, but these guys like really fucked up this guy's wall. And oh, no, the guy got super pissed. And then, you know, I'm sure they had to pay to fix it for him, but it was super awkward. And I was like, I'm glad I wasn't there for that. How much you got a charge to do delivery for it to be worth it when the inevitable happens of you messing up somebody's house and then you got to pay for it. Got to be insurance for that. Well, if with the new treadmill I bought from shields, it was 250 bucks to deliver, but I'm a cheap skate. And I said, I got Ken living in my house. Why would I pay 250 bucks? They loaded that thing at the loading dock in and I saw how much my rapper squat and I go, oh, fuck. That's my first I go, fuck. I watched that thing go like that. I go, this isn't good. You're driving in a wheelie these days. You're calling Ken. Hey, buddy, you didn't work out today. He did. He did. I took one look at that thing. I was like, see, you didn't want to pay shields to just deliver this thing. And he's like, nope. Ken's calves were about to explode out of these pants. I got you for Ken. I don't have you around much longer. Do I got to enjoy these moments? We dragged this thing down there in a week later. We had to drag it right back out. Oh my gosh. The whole like white glove delivery is it's kind of like a thankless job because you come. You say you meet these two fellas. They're like, hey, we're going to bring this bed in for you. And if they do it perfectly, thanks. Yeah, it was expected to be done. Maybe give my tip. I guess I remember giving them 20 bucks. Of course you do. 20 cheap skates for the both of them. Okay. It's just $10. No, 20 each. But if they fuck up your walls, you're like, what are you doing? One job. You couldn't get the bed down in the face. I would see you do that. My you do modes either. Here's a bunch of money for fuck you. The guys who set up my bed, it came free with the delivery and they set it up 180 degrees of the way it should. The headboard was just like four feet tall in the middle of the room. And then the footboard was just in the back. I went, well, close enough. See you. You had to be a bag of screws for a shit they mess. I went just just see you later. But then yes, sometimes white glove delivery is like too much where you're just like, no, just seriously just get it inside. And I'll take care of the rest. Like you don't need to like screw the four sides together. I can do that. Yeah, because 90% of the time it's pretty easy. Yeah, exactly. It's the hard part is the 10% that isn't though. It's like it is also like they're getting paid to like fully assemble it. And like you're not supposed to do anything for it. Yep, this needs to go here. I'll see you in 30 minutes. Yeah, but no, I don't see any white gloves on you. So I'd say out of this, Mr. owner. That even is you. You gotta dress up in your car. Harvest. So they think you're a part of the crew. I'm like, Trishan, walking around, sitting on my coffee. Next time we get some delivered, I like put white gloves on. I'm like, guys, I can help now. But we don't even actually wear white gloves. I don't know why they call that. You know what's another job that I feel is like you watch them work and then it's kind of awkward being that like you will never tip them. But it's kind of one of those things that could be tipped is no the people. No, but you can tip it some way. No, - People that bag your groceries, like at the end of like the little conveyor belt, they bag your groceries and they like hand them to you and then you just, thanks. - You just peace out. - Yeah, you peace out. I mean, that's their job though. - It is their job, but it, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's just, but it's similar because I remember. - But I decided to be called. - That's on Euro. - Grocery store, I'm like helping them and he's just like, nah, he's like, don't worry about it, I got it. I'm like, well, I'm just standing here. - But then I feel like you got two people. He's got his method, you know? - Yeah, like it is their job. I always go to the lane that has someone working at it, especially at Central Markup because like, they have these shitty self-checkout registers. The ones at Walmart aren't bad, but the ones at Central Markup are so bad. And so I always go to the lane and the laundry's like, seriously, can't we just go to the self-checkout? And I'm like, no, because one day it'll all be self-checkout. - Yep, don't you want to interact? - Yeah, we can't lose all our jobs today. - We're actually starting to rip those out 'cause there's like so many people are stealing through those. - Oh really? - Every time I do it, I'm like-- - That's why a lot of people wants to go to them. - Yeah, a little club though. - No. - I can't believe it though. Every time I'm at Walmart, I'm just like, how do people just go beep and put it in the bag and then they just walk out? You think those greeters are sitting there? They're 90 year old greeters? - Well, they are if I'm walking out, they're checking every little thing off my receipt. Like, you don't have to stop CJ. - You don't. - Yeah, but that's just rude. - But there's a difference. - I don't know how to make a rude of them to stop here. - They're trying to feel like they're guy. - They profile you that you were stealing. Is that how that works? I mean-- - They profile. - I mean, everybody then. - I mean, if they're buying-- - Stop everybody. - What are they doing? - I've been walking out where they're just trying to have something to do. - Like a full card of groceries, all in bags, and they're just like gonna stop you and check everything. It's like, well, they do it at Costco, I think, a lot more effectively. - Yeah, they do. - But Walmart are every single person. - Those guys are kind of on a little bit. Some of them are on a power trip. I do agree, some of the old guys are on a little bit of a power trip. - I guess I've never seen anyone at Walmart. That is 90 years old that like-- - Is doing it. - If you just ignore them and you keep walking-- - You gotta do that. I can't look at them. - But they're not gonna be like, hey, get back-- - It's different, it's different if it was like, it's different if it was like a gym workout, meat heads sitting there. - Looks like security or what? - Yeah. - Well, it looks like security, and then you're like more likely to not steal. I feel like Walmart is losing so much money. - They are. - People stealing. - It's an insane amount of money, right? Like if they just hired a meat head, they paid them $100,000 to stand there. Like an atrocious salary for what it would, you know, the job that they'd be doing. But they'd be saving so much money. - Walmart loses $6 billion annually to theft. - Exactly. - $6 billion. - That's a lot of money. - One guy can't save that. - Have you ever seen-- (laughing) - $100,000, we'll save 'em, six. - I'm just kidding. - Have you ever-- - You're paying more than $6 billion that guy's stolen. - How many stores is there? - Maybe that's a little too much. But I don't know. I don't know. - Roughly half of these losses are attributed to self-checkout threat. - Dude, sometimes there's like a civilian or like the Best Buy guy will like go out of their way and they'll like start getting some physical confrontation over some person trying to steal like a-- - Like a tackle. - Like a $100,000. Yeah, I don't know. You ever see those videos on Facebook where it's like some ladies walking out and then some other like mom is like filming 'em. And like, have you seen the lady that tackled the guy that was trying to steal from Best Buy and Dana White? I think, you know, gave her a contract or paid for her like attorney fees. - I thought he hired her-- - Or hired her for security. - She got fired after that. - Yeah, 'cause you're not supposed to actually stop somebody. - Yeah, which is bullshit. I think they want to go for it anyway. - But like, I don't know. If I was a person we're gonna Best Buy fucking, why would you just let 'em fucking take it? - And then they just call the cops and I'm sure they have so many. - Yeah, but why would the cops don't do anything 'cause the person-- - Why risk your life over, you know, some major company-- - Some major company, yeah, you know. - But, but yeah, Dana White hired her 'cause she got fired, which honestly, that's a great person to hire is someone that's like really about your cause. I mean, fucking doing something like that. - Back to the Walmart person thing. So Evan and I have talked about this prior, like how much we dislike. I hate being profiled at Walmart. Like, 'cause there's a lot of sketchy characters there. And I'm walking out with a launder with my groceries. I'm already pissed 'cause I had to walk around 46,000 square feet to store, let me just run it through. Some days are my day to relax. All week, I'm running around doing different things, we're working, whatever. So Sunday, I just book out to like, try to do the least amount possible, ideally. And launder always is like, let's go do a million things. And so one day she drugged me to the store and I was kind of all pissed off, you guys know how I get. And so I was just pretty irritated at the whole Walmart run. And so we go, we buy our $400 worth of groceries and the cart is just loaded with stuff. We were walking out and he goes, hey sir, let me check your receipt. I just go here and just kept walking. And launder's like, oh my God, stop, stop. And I go, he's got the receipt, let's go. And I was like, dude, fuck this guy. I mean, I said here, check my fucking receipt, dude. I went in, I paid $400 for my groceries. There's literally people who look like they're stealing around me. I'm in there in-- - Were you wearing your bag, he's right? - Probably. - So I didn't see-- - He knew he wasn't gonna have a conference. - I just go, I just go, here you go bud, check it out. I mean, what was he gonna do? Sift through all my groceries. It wasn't like a flat screen TV hanging off the top. - You know what? - You would have had that on your receipt. - Yeah, exactly. - Oh, that was all pissed off, man. - Well done. So what did he do? - Well, she just was-- - What did he do? - She was like, oh yeah, she was all like on his side. And I was like, get in the fucking car, let's go. - Get in the car. - Now you really look suspicious. - Exactly. - Yeah, and I was like, get in the car. - But it's the same guy and I walk in better days. I go, hey, and he goes, have a great day. I go, see you later. - Do you put your car's the other guy? - Don't ask to check this one. - Yeah, I do put the car back. - I made that mistake. - I just had this fun fact that I personally blew my mind. Guess what, they're number one sold item. - Toilet paper. - Banana. - No, don't tell me. - Ryan got it. Banana. - I love bananas. - Yeah it's amazing. - Of all the things, of all the things that they sell the most of, buy revenue bananas. - That's actually insane. - But you do buy them in kind of like six or eight normally. - Is it actually bananas or is it they selling more bananas than they actually inventory? People are buying bananas and then you are such a scape. - I actually walking up the door or something else. - Big bananas. - What? - Okay, I guess they made up by being heard. - Have you heard of the banana glitch at Walmart? - I'm throwing out spots. - That's just right from six billion to seven. - So many people are stealing that it's bringing their banana revenue to number one. - I can understand how bananas will be their number one seller as a avid banana consumer. Probably one banana a day at the least. - And also bananas are, they keep them close to the checkouts. Like if you're going checking out by the produce as bananas are stocked. - It's something that you just grab. - Yeah, I just think I use a bushel. - It's healthy, it's quick and easy to eat. And the nice thing is you can just throw the peel out your window when you're done. - That's actually a good topic of discussion. - Yeah, I know. - Some of the things. - Is it littering? - No, no. - I think if you're driving down eighth street in more head and you throw it into someone's yard, that's littering. - But like on my drive I drive by a wildlife preserve. An area where there's no houses. Nobody takes care of the ditch. Like just rip a banana. - That's not littering. - If that banana has a sticker on it, then it's littering. - It's a good point. - So you got to pull that little sticker off, then you're good to hook it. - Yeah, because then the banana peel's just going to buy out a grade after a long time. - But do you have to worry about spinning a car off? - Yeah, if someone spins out it's littering. - If somebody crashes. I have actually thought that they could attract deer and animals to the side of the road. Which then I would later murder viciously with my car. - I don't really think you're truly human unless you've slipped on a banana peel before. - I've never slipped on a banana peel, but I was going to say, I've watched Mike slip on a banana peel. - I didn't know they were actually slippery until I saw him slip on one. He stepped on it, I thought he broke his fucking knee. Like dude, that was a gnarly fall on both you and I just look at each other and just start laughing. Like it was hilarious. We were at this like music festival and Mike was just. - Whoa, where's the banana doing the music festival? - Someone was eating a banana and hooked it on the grass and Mike and I were cruising and he just. - Yes, damn near, pulled my hammy. And yeah, it just. It did. It changed my life. And slipped on like raspberries or whatever the heck that was in the kitchen. - Yeah, that's true. Gotta be careful. - Fruit is slippery. - Is it always ice? - Yes, ice is slippery. - I remember when I made those ice skits. - Yeah, that was interesting. - And didn't work. I'm thinking about trying it again though. - It's fun. I love when a homie gets a good idea like that though. - I was gonna ask Canify Cabaro is bread boots. I think those would be the ticket. - Those are incredibly uncomfortable if you've never tried them on. - Which ones? But my big red boots. - They'd be over heaven's knees. I still think they'd be the right boots for the job. - Yeah, do it. - I remember when Ken got those, we were putting a bolt motor onto a giant piece of ice and Ken gets a jet ski ride over in his red boots and his Vikings coat. And then tries jumping out of anything. - He fell into the lake, frozen lake. - Good, most entertaining guy alive. - Yeah. - Second most. - Behind Gap. - Yeah. - Nobody's more entertaining than Gap. - It's tough to beat that guy. - I think the viewer learned a lot about Ryan and his podcast. - What they learn. - Well, don't mess with him on a Sunday apparently. - Most importantly. - People are gonna see me now like when I'm out and they're like, oh fuck, that's Ryan. But it's Sunday. - What does Canify Cabaro picture? Yeah, it's not actually how it is unless it's a bad day than it is that way for you. You ask for a picture He ignores you he hops in his homer. Oh, he must It's done. It's finally back. Oh wow. That was fast. It hasn't been weeks five weeks. Yeah, are you excited to get it back? Are you bombed? Uh, I'm excited to have it back a lot a launder isn't she isn't at all She didn't like that dude. I straight up. I got a this isn't a laundress fault But like straight up has she ever liked a vehicle you've owned no, I told her that I said since I've known you I've owned like seven hundred thousand dollars of vehicles and you have not liked a single one of them Sorry, I but I had to I go I have own a fucking insane amount of different vehicles and it's always something else that would be better Well, could she possibly not like about your homer. All right says it doesn't ride good to make her car sick Does she like the the Yukon loves the Yukon how can you win someone else could love it? I mean, how could you not? Yeah, it is pretty good. It's the ultimate white girl car just to your defense of driven the Hummer a little bit. It's really nice. Yeah, it's great. I think the hummers an awesome car I would actually buy one for Alex, but it's a little big. Well, it's just the electric part is awesome because she works in Fargo so she has to drive right four minutes, but like a little big. Yeah, it's probably big for maybe a test load would be good for But also I'm not really trying to buy her a car and she's got a Kia, so the key is fine That's what I think I think the key is a great car. I mean it is a car. No, it is funny though Ryan because over the years I've gathered that because you've kind of just swapped around you. Well, you've mentioned now. She doesn't really like this one and which I could understand the TRX the one that you had the gold wheels on that one road like shit Yeah, and like I think it was more so your alignment But when I drove that thing I was like how does Ryan drive this thing every day? It was just a boat like your Jeep that thing was amazing That did like that. She did like that. But then I lowered it and then it was stiff, but do you remember your F-150? Yep, that was good. That was a good riding vehicle peak vehicle peak Ryan. That was peak I think you should get another one of those. It was a comfy vehicle. He didn't cool seats It was a 2012 got decent gas mileage good vehicle. It really was. We took that thing to Michigan We did take that thing to Michigan. Seriously made a great road trip rig. There's something about that Just a good old F150 man He's a popular vehicle in America. Sometimes I get snap memories of it, you know, just drive around I go pop a picture up with that That fucking jamming tone two tone picture of that man I don't even know if I have any pictures of it like my T.C I would always do the like turn around and take a picture of it, you know, because I was like it look cool But like that yeah year and a half I saved so much space on my phone I just I fucking walked away from that thing and never turned around You know, it's like you never appreciate what you truly have until it's gone like you're right It's like my first car was a 1996 Jeep Cherokee. I just didn't like it, but looking back Amazing vehicle amazing vehicle. That was a grand Cherokee grand Cherokee I shouldn't say I didn't like it, but I was I was always like seeing like the other kids in the parking lot like fuck like his car So cool and then yeah, you can go wrong with a red Jeep Cherokee or grand Dude, it is funny. I was thinking about this one night just like a couple nights ago. I couldn't sleep I was like I had a red Jeep grand Cherokee 1996 you had a red Grand Cherokee 1996 and Jake had one too. Yeah, all three red and all three became crashed Well, I crashed mine Jake rolled his you didn't crash yours I sold mine and then bought another Cherokee What happened yours again yours got keyed someone was like fuck you I think they drew a key or something or did it had a dick it had a dick it Buffed it I tried buffing it. It was you buffed that I got That thing's like oh I can't wait to get on that thing buff that oh it's like when the roads are penis taken the long way home And good times I've actually been driving Sydney's old Jeep. Yeah, yeah, it's just like okay I mean I'm not gonna lie everyone could probably agree like the truck is just like it's cold It's like 10 degrees am I gonna just fire up the truck get it like 20 minutes to warm it up and then drive it all Way to Fargo drive the Jeep. It's great. Whatever also you can't put a price on the inconspicuous like you in the F-150 like nobody looks at you The cops don't look at you. You're not like any center of attention My first Raptor really like it also that vehicle's pretty much been depreciated. It's got higher mileage on it So like realistically, you don't have to feel so bad about going back and forth versus in your truck Which has got what 30,000 on it like no the Jeep's only got 10,000 more miles on the truck. Oh wow Yeah, she must have never drove that thing probably just only in town. I'm much yeah And then my truck's got 60 but either way it's got rust some rust so it's like you don't feel bad about it Do you guys remember when we we bought the matching red Jeep to Mike's and we blew it up? God that was good Yeah, that was good. That was funny. I remember those kids to remember we drove down there like what are you gonna do in our deep? We're like gonna blow it up like really? That had to have been one of the final straws of like where we YouTube doesn't like when we did it was did it get demonetized. I can't remember I think it did and we're probably damn So that's that's it. Huh no more blowing stuff up. Holy shit. It was five years ago or more than five years ago And it's got 1.7 million views. It's actually quite a bit of views for back then. Yeah, yeah, it's not that it's not It's funny. We bought the same cars Mike just to make them think that we blew his car And also like I don't think I ever got any hints or like I didn't have any inkling that that was gonna happen But at the very moment when I saw the Jeep And I'm like very in the cars and one of the people that are like when you're driving on the road and you see the headlights of the cars passing Like I can name all of them. I mean, I know lots of guys can but like I saw it and it just immediately was like, that's not my jeep I'm like, I didn't make it. I couldn't fool. I can't get anything past Mike. How you can you can I do have a question You guys know what's up with Jack Dirty? Okay, uh, you got arrested for jaywalking I think and then you had like marijuana or something I did see that in Miami. Yeah, I think they were just super jaywalking Yeah, it was like a two in the morning or something. Yeah, he was being I'm sure he was just being kind of his cocky self and the cops are there And he just jaywalked across and they're sitting there with his crew and they were just like maybe in a bad moon There's like fuck this kid. We're gonna go get him and then they got him and he was like resisting I think and his guard was like Well, hold on, you know, and then you can't actually arrest this guy Yeah, I just like I feel like he's just constantly doing things to make him unlikable Is that his thing? Because I actually don't like there's a lot of people that I follow and I understand what they're doing But is that what he's doing his e-bike jump was sick. Like you see them rolls maverick in his front yard. That was a sick I guess I am curious is like are is there any love in there at all like he crashes his e-bike everyone He's like good. I'm glad. I have to see this video. Don't wear a helmet next time I was helped. I'm not a fan of him either, but I was health Mike is a hater and people's comments that he doesn't like No, we caught you on that one. Yeah, we've got him on a couple couple hate comments You're like the mean kid in the comments. I remember like the one with baby gronk like I brought yeah, that's right Is baby grog you're going after a 12 year old? You're going after a 12 year old. Well, it wasn't even he has baby in his name and it's not after him on his video though Doesn't matter Mike. Oh, whatever. Anyway, I did see this tick-tock of this little kid hating on jack. I thought it was pretty funny And Washingy was Macarley. I know you wish I was Macarley I think part of it is ragebait. Yeah, he's all about views like like when he walks around He does that thing where he like bumps into somebody and then the guy turns around and then his body like those are fake or like When he sets up the thing where he's sitting on the plane like that kid's got hella money like at least I would imagine if he's Managing all these OF girls and just all the things he's doing. He's obviously a hard worker. Yeah, I think he's I think he is out of touch with reality He grew up on YouTube. He's kind of like a young Jake Paul Like you know, he's just making a lot of mistakes. I could see him turning it around and becoming likable in the future You know years down the line, but like part of I think it's just ragebait and it's definitely easy to not like I think that's a pretty good analysis actually I don't know and I mean you don't know you'd have to be crazy also to think that that doesn't make money because it does He's crushing it dude that kid has got to be making so much chatter from yeah He's got a lot of haters, but like he's made like 30 million. Oh, is he's he livestreams like a year or five 50 million She's in his career something like that. Wow. I don't know why it where I saw that maybe that's his net worth I bet he's made more than that either way But he's just looking to go viral and a lot of times when you go viral, I feel like it's not for good things. Yeah kind of last thing can you think it's I think it's cool for me and I guess a laundry to still show our face around town after this weekend or you think? - Yeah, not everyone. - They think we stirred up something. - You did stir up a little bit of drama, so we had a chili cook off, and Ryan's girlfriend, Alondra, and her two friends brought a chili. - There was a chili cook off, and we got drunkenly invited to it the night before. - And they made it chili, and-- - Did you guys win? - They drunkenly made the chili, drunkenly showed up, and drunk again. - No, no, no. Someone else invited us while we were at dinner. And so we said, "Sure, we don't have anything to do." So we went, and a lot of these people had spent a lot of time making their chili. And Alondra just threw together some ground beef, and some spices at like 11.30 on Saturday, we showed up and won that. - No. - Okay, that's how it goes. - I'm honestly not surprised. Alondra's a good cook. - I think what did-- - I think the sticky situation was, there was technically four people apart of this chili, and there was at most two people apart of every other chili. - Well, what, fucking, what's the difference between four people? What, they were even-- - 'Cause they were even-- - They were even the four of the spices. - 'Cause you're voting-- - They were mine. - 'Cause you're voting for your own chili, you've got two other people. - Oh! - That's how I wanted it. There was a little scuttle butt about it. - There was a little bit of tension about that, but I think everyone kind of-- - You had a little more alcohol, and forgot about it. - And you guys were the outsiders. You guys were the outsiders, you rolled in, and then we showed up to their chili cook-off, and then, you know, I mean, they're like, the nicest group of 30 people on earth. You know, they're pretty dang nice. And so to have them get a little, there's a little scuttle butt. They can score cards for me though. - We just basically, everybody at the party rated chili. - Blindly? - And there's the-- - Blindly. - Okay, but you know what happens when you win. Like, who gets mad, like what do they say? - We actually, because we were the new people, it was assigned to us to count the score cards, because we came late and whatever. - It's suspicious. - Suspicious, right? And so, the girls knew there was a prior understanding that you should not vote for your own chili at number one. You should be honest. So, Alondra and her two friends both voted their chili, number two. So, kind of by a little bit of, a little bit of, but they had more people voting for their own chili. - Yeah, it's Harry. - But, totally random people didn't know, we're writing notes like, perfect. - Wow. - Wow. - God, I wish I would have been there. - It was, it was pretty electric actually. We got a decorative wine. - It actually was. - Like, it wasn't really good chili. - I think we won by 13 points. There was like 360 points, or 260 points, we won by 13. - That's pretty big. - One fair and square. - And if we took out all of our points, we still won. - Oh, no, then you won. - Okay, then you won. And also, I just-- - It's pretty sick. I was like, dang, baby. - Everyone's like pretty drunk later in the night. Like, Bally's full and they're like, you know what? We got nothing to be mad about. (laughing) - We got a good chili out of the deal. - That's hilarious though, good for her. - Yeah, I know, I was really proud of her. I was like, that's amazing. - Who was second place and were they the ones that were upset? - They definitely were a part of the investigation group, but they weren't upset. - Nobody actually cared, it was more so just like-- - But they were-- - Trustful verify, they're just asking them to get us. - You do have to do your due diligence. - Yeah, I mean, it's like, we had a good time. Don't come back. (laughing) - We didn't figure out when next year's party is, yeah. - So I actually had a family gathering event of my own this weekend. So every Friday, we have within my family, we have something called Turkey Games, where my mom basically puts on this thing, where all the siblings and now all their spouses compete against each other in like 10 different events, right? - Did the little ninos, or are they out? - No, the ninos are out. - The ninos are out. - No, the Friday after Thanksgiving. - Oh, sorry. - I was like, this is an amazing event. It does this every Friday after Thanksgiving. - Sorry, I didn't add that part. So anyway, I think my older brother won last year, my sister, I think, won the year before. - So it was my time to shine, right? And I just went into this one feeling dull. - Oh, really? - Yeah, and I wouldn't say that I'm like a shining bright star every day, but this day I went into it just like, you know, we're having to do words, grambles, and shit like that, and I'm so fucking cooked here. - Because you're just all turkey meat drunk up, you know? - Yeah, I think just a number of things. Yeah, I had maybe got into the wine. - Yep. - And yeah, I think just a lot of things are working against me, right? So I went into it, just not feeling good about it. - And what are some of the games? - I don't know, a bunch of different, like. - A bunch of different games. - A bunch of Thanksgiving themed games where you have to like unscramble words, and then you have to like, there's like a partner game where like you and your significant other have to like write down what you think that they're thinking and like games like that. So you're like working with people, but you're also like working for yourself. - That was fun. - So anyway, we go into the final game, where essentially my mom sets up like all these different red solo cups on like one end of the table and it's like beer pong, but all the cups have like plus two or minus two and you like gain points or lose points, right? So essentially it gets to the point where I'm in dead last. And there's zero chance that I'm gonna win this, even if I win like all the cups, 'cause like they just pulled some bullshit where like my brother got, my brother got like to jump in the lake and gain like 50 points or whatever. And it put him so far in the lead where I was like, what the hell was the point of this? I started getting fired up actually. I was like, I'm not. - Did you have the option to jump in the lake too? - No, it was just him. I was like, this dude just like got gifted this opportunity and now he's gonna win this game because of it. And you know, I'm talking shit. - I'm talking so much shit. - Of course. - He won last year and like, I've talked about my competitiveness with my sister like in golf, right? Like I'm a little broke. I'm always losing at everything, right? At this time, I'm just like, I'm cooked. There's no way I'm coming back. So I like put this off route on the table. I'm like, all right, how about this? There's two cups left. What if one cup is you have to go and spend a minute in the lake and you know, like the water's 32 degrees. It should be frozen, but it's wavy. Other cup is you win the game. And I was like, everyone has the chance to do it and nobody knows which cup is which, right? So I was like, conveniently better up your pond. - I was like, you can either opt in for the chance to win the game or you can opt out and not have the chance to have to go in the lake, right? And everyone's like, I'm in, right? Everyone did it. I win, which was awesome. And then they were all-- - Wait, no one else hit the winning cup. No, just me. And then they were all salty. That like, oh, this wasn't fair or whatever. I was just like, you guys all had the same opportunity. So yeah, now I'm kind of the black sheep in the family. - You're not getting invited back next year, too? - I don't know. They were pretty upset with the terms, but-- - You're gonna be forced to be a judge next year? - Yeah. - So Ken got in the chili competition. And he was a judge. - Oh, you were a judge? - I showed up a little late, so-- - He was actually the lead bathroom tester. - No, I was moving out it's all weekend, so-- - That wasn't bad. It actually took an hour and 17 minutes to run through me, whereas so and so is over here ran through me in just eight. (laughing) - Pretty good facilities, though. - Fantastic facilities. - They had that place dialed for the event. - Good. - Port of Potty's dead, one of those semi-trucks, all the doors for the bathrooms. We're bringing, yeah, Port of Potty's. - That's pretty awesome. - But no, it was a lot of fun. - Yeah, the chili, when it comes to chili, I'd say, yeah, you can spice it up quite literally and do all this and that, but you can't be just a basic chili. Like, when chili just tastes how chili's supposed to taste, I don't know what that is to you, but-- - I felt bad, some guys were like, yeah, that was my deer that I shot. Like, I've used my venison. This one has, you know, all these different things that they were like, we put our heart and soul into 'em. And Alander was like, yeah, pretty much 30 minutes in the pot, threw it in the crock pot, and came over here. - That, the guy that won last year, he spent $400 on his chili, and it had filet in it. - Exactly. - Amazing. - People were doing high-dollar stuff. - Simon, actually. And we just, we didn't even put in thawed meat. It's chopped it up, browned some meat. Some good spices. - I had no idea Alander was rubbing it in. - Oh, dude, it's amazing. I don't like 700 pounds. - I've noticed that whenever we go over to your house, like, she's just got, like, some kind of thing to eat. And there's like, there's a little, you know, and then she's cooking something, or she's got some kind of dip she whipped up. Like, she's always got that going, which I think is awesome. - She loves hosting. - Well, did you guys see my nap story when I drunkenly stumbled into Ryan's house, and I found out that he had an absolute moot of snack? Well, did you not hear him earlier? He said he spent $400 at Walmart on food. There's two of you. That's insane. - I miss that part of the meat. - Mouse. - Big snack guy. - Yeah, love snacks. Snacks are the best, I think. - You know, bananas are too. - I actually have been eating bananas lately, bananas are pretty good. And that's where it actually came up 'cause I've been throwing them out. - You know who doesn't fuck with snacks? - Who? - Ken. - You don't need snacks. - Tell me. - You don't need to snack between your meals. - Yeah, it's like a big thing. - What do you get between your meals? - Just water. - Just water. - Lift weight. - What the hell is an uncrustable meal? - Well, that's just a small meal. - Okay. - When was your last uncrustable? - Hey, it is probably. - Ken, only instant crustal is like when we travel our 24 hour challenges. - When they're presented to you. - Mike, what do you eat for snacks? I feel like you eat like, you like Connison. - Dude, I'm like, I, you like the sweets. - I love ice cream. I don't necessarily like love the sweets. Like I could do without chocolate and candy, but like I love ice cream so much. Ice cream and occasional popcorn. - Popcorn. - What kind of ice cream? Just vanilla? - Anything. Strawberry chocolate, vanilla, rocky road, cookies and cream, freaking anything. I love ice. - Mint chocolate chip? - Even mint chocolate chip. - Yeah, I know, it's good. - That's where you lose me. - Cotton candy, like, it's any ice cream. But I've been trying to eat apples lately. - You ever get some caramel? - Put some caramel. but that makes it enough to ruin us. - I was just gonna say, you add the carmaline and then you're just eating candy. - Yeah, I might also have an Oreo. - Apple's in peanut butter, which is what you do. - Yeah, it loves Oreo. - I have milk with it. - Every time I hop in the car with you, Ryan, we stop at a gas station and you get Oreos of some sort or you get chips of some sort. - That did happen, yeah. - It's not that it did happen. It does happen. - It just did happen, yeah. - Every single time. - Yeah, love snacks, yeah. - Usually, it's usually a sour candy though. - Yeah, I did get 'em for sour candy though. - I did get off the Sour Patch Kids. There used to be a Bryce Vine song, Sour Patch Kids and Coke, so I would have that. I would be like, oh, it's so long. Sour Patch Kids and Coke. So that's what I would have. I like both those things. And then I kinda just decided that maybe it wasn't as good. So now I'm on white monsters and. - There you go. (all laughing) - Yeah, it is nice. It is nice seeing everyone get on the white monies lately. - Yeah, white monies are legit. What do you snack on Ben? - I feel like an insane amount of chips and salsa. - Okay, yeah, Ben loves chips and salsa. - Love chips and salsa. - And then I put cream cheese in it. - Ooh, yeah. - I was wondering if it was me. I was just thinking about it. - Are you still down to get that tattoo you were talking about? - The white merrier tattoo. - Yeah, tattoo. So hold on. So is this going on my thigh? - Well, originally you said tram stamp, but if you had to negotiate the thigh. - Ken said that it was on the thigh and there was an arrow pointing towards my dick. - That was his suggestion. - White monster. I said, okay. - Wait, what is this? You agreed to that tattoo? - Well, hold on. We were talking how much it would cost. Mike said 100 grand, I said. - For a tram stamp, that is. - I'm like, bro, I'd do it for less than 100. - What tattoo? - Exactly. - The monster logo with an arrow. - And no, I think that's the same. I would say a white monster. - We're also saying white monster. Toad is my Toad is my dog. (all laughing) - I'm down for that, I'll do it. - That's funny. I'll do it for whatever I say is gonna sound ridiculous but I'd do it for 30K. - All right. - Mike said 100. - Yeah, I said 100. (all laughing) - That's just within the realm of possibility. (all cheering) - Now we're talking a budget for a video. We're gonna have to really milk this out. - Do you surprise mechanic Gavin with that tattoo and you guys will be little partners? - Well, dude, what Gavin needs on that fucking truck of his is some monster stickers. - Yeah, I agree. - Yeah, he's gonna buy him. - On the back window, I could see two of them. - That was so funny when he was like, yeah, maybe I should, don't put the white monster stickers on your back window. I'm like, oh, 'cause you're against stickers on your back window. - I'm like, bro, you have the biggest monster sticker on the side of your truck. - It's crazy, it'll be the third monster truck in Cormoron. (all laughing) - But there is also the rock star. - That's right, Gavin's bringing that up. - It's like a little, a 50 year old man that's driving out of the rock star all over us. - It's like an '01, '01, '01, '01. - It's actually right in the pocket of perfect rock star Chevy Territory. - Burgundy Rudy. - And Ten of Whips. - What do you eat for snacks, Ev? - Okay, I don't wanna out you brother, but last night's snack was insane. - That was dinner. - What'd you have? - A plate of tortilla chips with cheese melted on it. - Oh, that sounds good. - The craft singles, the craft singles. - See, only cheese we had. - Melt's the best, too. - Okay, I guess I've never tried it. - You gotta break it up, too, if you just leave it as a perfect square. It's more of a mess. - I can't knock it 'cause I haven't tried it, but it just seems like shredded cheese, it's like normal. - Yeah, that'd have been great. If we would've had some at 11 o'clock last night. - That's what I'm getting, is that then you just be like, "Oh damn, I can't make nachos." But instead you just ripped the craft single and put it on, but it's good. - Yeah, it was a good little snack, little dinner. - Well yeah, what do you, that was dinner, okay. What do you snack on? - I've actually been pretty, I don't snack a ton. I usually just ripped Jen's leftovers for dinner. - You're not really a snacker. You're more of like a, like you'll drink like an energy drink or like a pop or like a gatorade or whatever, but you're never really like buying candy or like eating a donut or anything like that. - So like my guiltiest one would be with Moose Tracks ice cream, caramel chocolate ice cream. That's good. Yeah, I still don't even do that then. That often 'cause I end up like, "Can I, I'm all, I'm in the can." - Yeah, that happens too. - It's the next one, like I'll eat it before bed and I'm such a piece of shit. I always take the tub with me. I don't scoop into a bowl. I just sit down with that whole pale. - You just keep going kind of. - I think that soft ice cream is better. It's a little longer. You have it sitting in your lap. - The better it is. - The better it gets. - But you also think everybody's better than the last one. - Like let's say you got half a little tub and you're like, "Wack it." - Yeah, you're like, "Well, if I have to bring it back to the freezer if I don't finish it." - Yeah, you cross that threshold of like, "It's going to be ridiculous if I eat all this." And then, "Oh, I suppose I could polish it off." - Well, it's like there's only so much left to be ashamed if you just put it back with that. - Yeah, the next guy would be disappointed. I'd be the next guy, but I'd be pissed. - I'd hate to disappoint myself. - Well guys, thanks for checking out the gear that we just dropped. We're freaking stoked on it. - I think that was Dalton's best. Maybe his best work yet. - Yeah, it was cool, and that was like, I mean, Dalton, it turns into a director here and there when the shoots are bigger. - Sure, and this one was that he was full director. We gave him full creative control and the commercial turned out to be sick. - Yeah, it turned out amazing. We haven't seen the final finished product of the commercial yet, but when we were shooting it and he was just like showing us what we had just done, I was like, "Oh yeah, this is gonna be the sickest edit you've ever made. He's cooked up a lot of really good stuff." - Yeah, it's saying something. - Yeah, we said he'd see this one. We're at the local ski hill, they're pumping snow. They opened up, or they stayed open late, so we could go there. We got to bring snowmobiles there. - Did get to check something off the bucket list, which was right on a ski resort. - Yeah, not exactly how I wanted to, but I still got to rip up and down the runs, which is pretty fun. - The vibes were still there. - It's still cool. Yeah, I always dreamed of doing that. I worked out the ski hill, growing up as like a high schooler. Yeah, you always just want to do something like that. It was cool. - I was bomb, I wanted to get a picture of me with like the chairlift in the background. It was all icy and snow, 'cause it hasn't ran all years. It's covered in like icicles. Me sitting in my snowmobile in front of it, but it was chilly. - But yeah, for real, I mean, I appreciate everyone who's ever bought any merch, ever anyone who's pressed subscribe or viewed, but like this is a new big moment for us. So if you grab some gear, like it's a, I don't know, it's a monumental thing. - It's quality, it's a hard, yeah. - Performance. - Performance, excited for it. And I know you guys will be too. - Dude, every product that we release, that's building the life I'd open brand is, it just fires me up more and more and more. Like yeah, he's like dreamed of having a brand. And now I feel like it's just like, I don't know, it's really just coming to fruition of like everything that we dreamed of and like, I'm just just so proud of it. - I was thinking that it was just so proud of it. - I was like, dude, you know, we all get stressed out. We bicker here and there, but I was like, dude, I'm just so fucking happy at work lately. I feel like we have so much to be proud of that like it's just really fun. - Yeah, it is. - It's insane, man. - It's almost a decade of hard work. - Yeah, literally. - Just kind of shows what you, what happened when you stick with it and. - It's just sick though. Like we've taken Life Wide Open, which was just a phrase that just started as like, the back of a windbreaker. I still remember when Mike showed us like the first windbreaker. Like, oh, that's pretty cool. - And some else it doesn't say CBOA CV. That's all it was at the time. - Yeah. And then like just how it grew from there and like the evolution of it. And then when we were like, all right, what we want to do gear, what do we name that? And then Evan was like, there's only one obvious answer to this question, 'cause we were like, oh, should we name it something else? And Evan was like, we already have the best name ever. Life Wide Open. We're like, yeah, yeah, we do. - It took us a while to come here. - You didn't change your mind that quickly. - No, we were going back and forth on it for so long 'cause we wanted them to differentiate. But then I was like, or not necessarily me, but just all of us realized we're like, dude, we're building this empire and this is just another branch under that empire, like you got the division to it. - Yeah, it's just a whole 'nother division dedicated to high performance gear for whether it's snow, moto, or just any kind of hard activity. - And then when we started seeing the products come in with the logos we chose, we're like, yeah. I can't believe we ever tried to name it anything else. - I don't know why we would have either. But, and we had a few pretty decent names, but yeah, LWL man, Life Wide Open gear, it's the only answer. - That's his main sense. - This logo with the LTAC and then LWL with the TAC still, like is such a good logo. As soon as I saw it, that's where I was like, oh yeah, that's gonna be everywhere. Like it just sparked something and fired me up and yeah, I'm obsessed with it. - And getting people's opinion on it, they're like, ooh, like that is just something about it that it's just clean, not that our merch isn't clean, but our merch is like an expression of us. We can make it whatever we want, but like the gear is it's clean. - It's super clean. - Yeah. - We're gonna try to innovate, but also just like bring you guys stuff that we would wear. So, appreciate you guys. - For the everyday people, by the everyday people. - That's right, that's right. - Anything else boys? - Don't forget, we still are doing our GMC Denali giveaway. That's the live for a couple of weeks. Check it out at cboistv.com. Every $5 gets you one entry. - Nice. - That's clean. - Yeah, that was good. - Later.