Ryan CAUGHT in CboysTV Video, Prank War Aftermath, & Why Ken Drinks on Planes
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The group shares a collection of humorous, chaotic stories centered around their wild and unfiltered lifestyle. Key moments include a series of crashes involving three-wheelers, snowmobiles, and vans, often resulting in injuries or damage but always ending with laughter. Gavin and Ryan engage in playful banter about drinking habits, with Gavin reflecting on his cautious, non-intoxicated approach, while Ryan jokes about being overwhelmed by alcohol. A major prank involves Jake’s car being left on a pole for a month, sparking fears of wind damage and eventual removal. The group also addresses a viral rumor about Ryan using drugs, which they quickly disprove, calling it a misunderstanding fueled by excitement over gifts. They emphasize authenticity and spontaneity, celebrating their unscripted adventures and the strong bonds formed through shared misadventures. The tone remains lighthearted, with recurring themes of humor, chaos, and genuine connection. Despite the risks and mishaps—like a snowbank crash or a Lamborghini being torn apart for a battery issue—the group sees these as part of what makes their lifestyle exciting and meaningful. Their humor stems from self-deprecation, shared experiences, and a deep appreciation for each other’s personalities, turning chaos into camaraderie.
- Hey, video games. - Why? - 'Cause I'm not good at 'em. - You're not that good at riding three wheels. (laughing) - You like that one, don't you? (laughing) - I now have my own rug use rumors. I thought you were on (beep) when I first met you. - Right? - Oh, I know. - We've had Jake's car on a pole for a month. - Yeah. - There's been some windy days, too. (laughing) - If we get a million subscribers on the podcast, will you run a bulk up? - Yeah. - Run it up! - What do we have in garage beers now? - Garage beer. - Drinking garage beer with you guys. - The productive week. Friday afternoon, productive week beer. - Ah, no, cheers. - Always. - Honestly, you say, oh no. - Oh. - I plugged in the headphones and it ripped the board. - Ah. - All right, you know what, I'm already sorry. - All right, little mishap on the board, but I'll have a garage beer. So, kind of funny story. They just sent us a giant pallet of garage beer. - That's really good. - It was just that. It was just that. They didn't tell us the same thing about it, but they just sent it. And, I mean, Evan's drinking a keystone, but it is pretty damn good. It's because they're kind of warm right now. - Yeah, I'm only drinking the keystone because last night we whacked all 48 that were in the fridge. (laughing) And we just. - What? - When you say we. - It wasn't just me and Gavin. - I chipped in a few. - I helped. - I helped over. - That's the video. - I would say that you and Gavin definitely took the majority of them down though. - We chipped away at it. - You chipped away at it. - Chipped away at it. - I think Gavin might be able to give you a run for your money on the drink and have. Dude, yeah. - You know what he told me this morning though? - What? - He goes, "You know, maybe I shouldn't mix the whiskey with the vodka and the tequila." (laughing) - You're drinking it all as one? - Well, dude. - Or just, like, two whiskey co-drinks. - Two whiskey co-drinks. - Three, start off with, and yeah, actually it was three. And then he gets me a GPO, great group of Patronin orange juice, I believe. - What the hell is that, bro? - Yeah, dude, and so I chugged that, thinking it was like one of those drinks you chugging. Next thing you know, I woke up with a headache. Dude, my biggest takeaway from what I've just been seeing out of Gavin with his drinking now is, he is not only externally a ship break house, but internally as well. And he is like not even buzzing, dude. He's just like sitting there, like chilling. - That is my problem with drinking. Like, I was in Australia, dude. I couldn't get to where I wanted to get. I don't know if it was 'cause I was at sea level, but it was like 20, 30 jacking coaks. - 30 jacking coaks, what the hell? - We're still searching for it, dude. - I don't know if that's a bad thing or not. - We're going through the giant numbers here. - It's literally still chasing, I was like two in the morning. - Well, frick, I'm already 30 deep. Keep it going. - All right, so we did see that picture. Red 80. The only thing I guess that I would lean towards is that you thought that you were fine, but you were actually, you look pretty cooked, but. - I think I was getting towards cooked because I was dancing a little extra groovy, but I was like, I still remember everything. I wasn't acting too stupid. I can still talk to anybody, do anything. I would say that's a blessing. - Thank you. - I agree. - I don't necessarily know if you should have to, if you want to drink 30, but being able to just drink and then not get drunk and do something stupid is a blessing in my opinion. - You know how professional athletes train at a higher altitude, so they have more endurance and shit like that, that's what you do with your drinking. In Colorado, you're at a higher level of difficulty. So when you go down to sea level, you're good to go. - Start at 5280. - Work like that, though. - Oh hell yeah, it does. You go up to the mountain, it takes three beers, you got a nice buzz. - They say like when you drink on a plane, one drink in the air is like two on the ground. - It's like, pressurized, do you even notice altitude when you're in a plane? 'Cause you're in a. - I said I was wondering. - It's a good point. - Yeah, 'cause a plane is pressurized at 10,000 feet. So it's not sea level, it's not even like mile high. - It's like 10,000 feet. - Yeah, it's like you're at 10,000 feet. - Dude, I will say this and maybe I'm alone on this island, but I hate drinking on a plane. - Sam, I'm not on that island. - I know that you're not, but it's just, I don't know, it's like every single time I do it, I get off and I feel like I'm like hungover already. - Yeah, it's 'cause they stop serving drinks for like two hours before you land. - You get hungover. - Yeah, so it's not worth it. - It seems like when soon as you get off the plane, there's another, you can little pick me up. - I guess I don't have flight anxiety, so I don't feel like I need to. - I need to drink, that's probably for the better. - On an airplane. - I just do it 'cause I get all these freaking free drink coupons, so I gotta burn 'em up before we land. - Yeah, everyone's got a different reason. Evan does it 'cause he has to. Ken does it to burn up coupons. - Dude, I will admit though, like I look forward to that double vodka with just the hardly any pot. Once in a while they give you the can, but it's usually no soda and then the bistro box. I ball out, I don't go for the free snacks. I buy the bistro box. Got some cheese, a couple of crackers, and some really good almonds in there, and a beef stick. - Do you think that your flight anxiety's got better with how much we fly? I mean, like there's times of the year we're on a plane every other week. Do you think it's better? - I mean, yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty chill on, I guess I'm drunk too. I don't know, but I've just learned how to do it where I don't mind it, I guess. - I just got like a memory of when that flight attendant was bitching you out. He was threatening to kick him off the plane and he's sitting there like giving that face of like, I didn't do anything. - Well, he couldn't hear 'cause she was talking into his death here. - That is funny. - So he's like trying to turn around and she thought he was being smart with him. - Turns out he's a death. - Yeah, and then like, him be like, no, I'm death in one year. Like, she almost thinks he's just like being rude. No, I actually am like, what was that? - Well, I still blame Ken for putting me in a middle row when I have to pee a lot on the plane. - You weren't in a middle row on that, that point? - Because I am. - They traded spots with Micah. Is that what got you gambled? - That's what the whole situation started as is I'm going, God damn it Ken, you put me in the middle? That was the scene I apparently caused. - It's just a chain reaction and if you didn't have to piss so much, the size of your bladder isn't that big of a factor when you're intaking that much liquid. - But that's why I only drink vodka at the airport to try to really come back on the liquid. - No beer. - Like I see Ryan will drink like three, four beer moses and I'm like, that's crazy. I'd have to just fly in the bathroom the whole time. - I don't know before, it's not fun, I wouldn't recommend. - That's a bad story. - Yeah. - Oh, being sick. - Yeah, no. - For the worst 12 hours of my life. - So what goes on in a situation like that? I mean, are you just sitting in the bathroom the whole time? Just letting it rip? Are you going back and forth? - No, I was going back and forth because it's pretty rude to just occupy a bathroom on an airplane. - No, you can't, but when you're dying, you only have one choice sometimes. - Yeah, the worst part was having, I was sitting in the middle row. So I had to ask a person on each side of me to get up and I was like going this way one time and I go this way tonight. - Not really. - Yeah, I was throwing up for like 12 hours or eight hours. - Oh, gosh. - All right, you guys, I just, I cannot hold this in any longer. I've just seen one of the sickest edits on Instagram that I've ever seen, like ever, ever. So let's, let's pull this up here, shreds. - That ate. - Oh, are you on my phone? - Oh yeah. - Oh no, you're doing it, brother. - You guys seeing this? - No. - You guys hold them, don't play this music. - What is this? - It's a spray tin. - Pro-mode my sister. - What, why? - We can't even throw. - I don't know, they threw it in Capcut, like Capcut dude, it's work, but it was not the play. So Steven, then I'm sitting on the three who are in the back of my truck. - You don't know, right? - You're like, as you're still showing your back, you go, all right, hit up my sister and Lucy for a spray tin. (laughing) - You're a good brother. - Just trying to be a good brother, man. - Honestly. - Everyone can put a spray tin there. - Legendary. - That was lit. - That was still there. - No, it's gone now. - Your spray tin? - I wish it was, 'cause it was actually pretty sick. - I was stoked about it. - I went to the sauna right after, so it was gone within 20 minutes. - Why? - Why don't you keep it, dude? - That's because I hadn't worked out yet, and I had to go hit the sauna and my whole thing before I went to Grizzly Rose. I'd get my party on it. - What is that about? - That's my country bar, yeah, yeah. Next time you guys are in Colorado, it would be legendary. - This summer I plan on getting it again and it'll actually let it stay. Hopefully it stays for like two to three weeks if you do it right. Don't shower right away. - You should just do it with like a real stencil and then go get a sunburn. - That'd be smart, too, but a sunburn would suck. - I mean, I burned too easy, too. - Already. - If you ever go to Australia, wear sunscreen. - That's for sure. You're closer to the equator. - I probably suppose it's like Florida. - I saw some pictures of you wearing like a little hat and a little like swim shirt. - What do you mean, little? That's manly, dude. That was a good one. - That's actually a manly about a swim shirt. - What are you talking about? - Those are for toddlers. - It's a guard rash. If you're surfing on a freaking floaty or not a floaty, a foamy, then it's rubbing up on you. - Guard rash, what do you call it a board, sir? - I think we do. (laughing) - Why do you refer to it as little? My little shirt I had on it. Is that what you said? - No, that's what he was saying. - Okay, sorry. - It was, it was, it was, it was a little shirt. - It's gotta be, that's an Excel though. That was an Excel. - Geez. - I'm trying to lose weight, fellas. - Look at this. - You're trying to find a shirt like that, is it? - Look, that not look pretty good actually. - You look like a toddler that, like the parents were worried about him, obviously getting some exposure. So they give him the hat. Well, toddlers lose their hats. So they have the strap of the buckles. - And then the sunglasses, while you're rocking the strap on the sunglasses too. - I was proud to be rocking it, man. - I thought I looked pretty cool. - I thought I looked cool. Yeah, you looked good. - Thank you. - For a little kid, it's a cute-o. - Bro, I'm a 25 year old grown man. - Yeah, that might be the problem. - I thought it looked pretty solid though. I was stoked. - Mike, I can't help but notice that you're trying to take after your bro here, huh? - Mm-hmm. - We're mocking you with our hair. I think you should try not to open your head is it your hair is really turning
around. I agree, did I've been doing like the red light therapy zapping it? Really? I'm gonna hold on much hair. I would say you made some serious progress over because I remember two years ago we'd be working on some building and I'd see the top of your head and you could kind of see your scalp. You can't see it anymore because I remember I don't know what what you all what have you been doing actually. What the red light at home? Yeah the red light like zapper I don't even know what it's called. Is it a zapper or just a red light? It like zaps and like you put it you know those balls that you like put your finger on and then it zaps is kind of like that and then I just stimulate hair growth supposedly. So what allegedly it increases blood flow to it? Yes increases blood flow and then I put like the manoxidil on it. It definitely has worked in my just from seeing Mike like me so too far gone so much for right really is. It's also it was an issue when I was like let's say 16 dude my hair was just like so thick it was like a gorilla. Yeah I mean it was similar to Evans like Evans is extremely thick still. I'm sure yours is even thicker when you were 16. Ryan has crazy thick hair but but short of a hair transplant I'm doing as much as possible. This is this is the real question or what you can say I was gonna have you seen those ones there's like the needleers too like it's like a little thing that you push down and it needles in and then drops the serum in. I've not tried that. Yeah yeah that's right because then it gets more in your system. So when are you trying out for the hockey team or the lax team? The lax team. I'd rather play hockey I was wanting to play hockey as a kid we didn't have a team but that's the hockey haircut dude like the flow. Oh yeah you called the flow like 100 in high school I was like the big thing of your hockey player and you'd have the flow going. You just used to have hair like that. CJ did had the craziest flow. Yeah you had the full middle part going. Yeah I basically was running once you were running. Yeah but you had like a mustache on the top of my head. Very like fine like yeah. It just falls like really nice so it was like parted right down the middle. I wish I could still do that. You know maybe you've cried Cud. You guys are just trying to make me look funny. No no. Ryan used to think that he couldn't do that with his hair. Like Ryan ran the same hair cut since the day I met him. I've heard you ran a year ago. Yeah about a year ago I stopped getting haircuts. Yeah. Against your will. Against my will my girlfriend told me I should do it and I was like I don't think I'm gonna look good and she was like would not let me go to get a haircut and then yeah it sucked. Push through that. Push through the awkward phase because that's what I was on the cheap car challenge. We didn't have a what do you laugh at that? The whole cheap car challenge and it sucked. I'm gonna shave it off. Speaking of that that wasn't March right. We did that. I am nearing a full year. My last hair cut. Really? No trim. No maintenance. No nothing. Holy shit. 100% raw dog. What a come out boys. We gotta be getting closer to the dreads. I need to go a bit longer for the dreads. I do I've always been entertained by that. Evan will just catch a dread right about this time. I bought a brush though right before the dollar general closed. That was fucking six months ago. That was might have been a year ago. I mean I've went my whole life and I haven't owned a brush so I was lucky to get into the store to buy one right before. Where else would you get on. Now Evan what's so funny to you about Ryan's hair? What is funny to me about Ryan's hair is I can give him a compliment or even just glance at it and he thinks that I'm making a joke but I'm not but then it's funny because I get rattled. Yeah he rattled without me actually doing anything. Like how so what's he do? Well like right there where Ben looked at me and I looked at Ben and we both chuckled and then it's fucking Evan's making fun of my hair here. And that's what makes it funny. That's why then I think it's funny but I think it looks great. He just wants to run his fingers through it. He's not going to happen though. Too much gel at Prague it's stuck. You're right. It would. There's a little bit of problem. Look he's ran it through his mind. I haven't. I crossed my mind. Yeah you just go and do it real fast. I mean you had the whole like the whole like 20 minute fantasy. No. Yeah. Good God. And you project things all the time but this one I didn't do that. I remember it differently but. Yeah Mike's new look for you. Yeah trying something else. I also I've had one haircut since then for the wedding and that was it which is you know realistically like an inch off and then back to I don't know it's fun. You know I might have to run back the bull cut one day. Dude I just saw memories of that from our 1 million party crazy haircut. Good time. What's the funny part about Mike running the bull cut the second time is he ran it but I don't think we ever brought light to it. No I just ran for fun. I instantly as soon as I showed you guys you did it again and then you like back to what we were filming. I immediately regretted it. It's not have ran it back again so maybe not but I think you should run it back. If we get a million subscribers on the podcast we're on a bull cut. Yeah hell yeah. Yeah. Run it up. Yeah. Run it up. Definitely I'll rip a bull cut for a million subscribers on the podcast. Run it up. Yeah I've been thinking about like buzzing my head again. Get your wings back. Oh firm all it. The wings are raised here. No he's got you need to know like just the wings back here. That was like straight up going. That's more of a cape isn't it? Yeah. I don't get the buzz cut then. The buzz. But you go full one all around or what? Yeah. Run it. I mean it's solid. Mullets are 80s but so was just long hair in general, just rock stars. That is true. Long hair. Like that was Slim's argument. Fuck the mallet. I'm here to party. They have no party. No business. No business. I'm just great party. I love that. All right. Is that what you're going for right now? Straight party face. I don't think I'm actually going for anything. I'm just literally not getting a haircut. I like that. You know I never know what to tell them. It's awkward for me. What do you mean? Like I just hope that the person cutting my hair is going to know what to do. And I'm not going to I'm not very picky. So I just said I'm like, yeah, like cut my hair. But what do you want? You're afraid to have to tell them what to do? No, but I don't. I don't know. Yes. But it's not that I'm afraid to tell them. I don't know what to tell them. I don't. What about a trim up? I'll tell them that how much of the top around the ears? What do you want the bangs? I'm like, I don't fucking know. Just make me not look like a freak. Like do what you think looks good and I'm sure it'll be fine. Like I'm not that picky. Just I miss I miss when you would go home for the weekend and get a haircut. And then you come back looking like a 12 year old. You would like that you little it is crazy though. How much younger you look with a cleaned up haircut? I don't know if I'd buzz it again. That's not like a little kid haircut. Your little kid haircut is when you're just like yeah around the whole head except for right in the front with a little spike up. I never have run a spike in the front like I put a little gel in it. Sometimes they run colored colored gel. I used to do that as a kid. Short of my mom making me for a picture day in elementary school I have never put product in my hair like gel. I mean I used some good conditioner. Oh I wash it but as far as styling shit all natural. I just can't stop thinking about you with just fully fully party hair. 80s. Oh I love it dude. Oh no the actual party here. Should I go full party here? Yeah I love to see. You can always bring it back to a mullet awfully quick. Right. All right I'm done cutting it then. All right. That's easy. Why is the cape so long? Oh yeah he just left it as he's then grew it out. Let's run it. I'm down. Full party mode. It's kind of the air of my life I'm in right now too. Yeah. Party. Party and making videos. That's kind of where I'm at. And three wheelers. You also crash in vans. Crash in a lot of shit. Three crashes. Three crashes. 24 hours. That's a record right there huh. You know you see three crashes in like two hours. Different vehicles though. Three different vehicles in 24 hours. Hit a car crash. Full car crash. Three wheeler crash and then a snowman. I'm gonna go crash. The crash is snowmobile too. Yeah. Who's? Oh, go hold on hold on hold on. Just pop up the vid. You crashed the snowmobile. And then I want Mike and Ryan to see this. It's podcasted it. By the way. We're not sure if it was Ben or if it was Gavin. Yeah. We're not entirely sure who it was yet. I think it might have been Ben. But pop up the vid. Gav. He was really fat going fast here. Oh my gosh. Kind of sucked actually. So go back. Go back and pause it. Why is it look like Ben? Who is this? Is this? I thought that shred 80 or is that? Bro it looks just like you Ben. That's actually a sick thumbnail. That is. Holy crap. Isn't that kind of sick? I love it. You're running Ben's kit. I love it. My snowmobile and my monosuit. I love how like obviously in a classic bail like the vehicle and your you are going to land separately. Right. This almost it almost looked like you and the sled jumped it separately too. I think we did. I mean, how do you even end up in this position? Well, look at where I'm out right there. It's who is filming this? Evan. Pretty good film. Film me. Yeah. It's actually a really good filming. Yeah. And then down. Pretty good too. That's awesome. That's really impressive. Yeah. And then for this. Yeah. The man was debatably funny. Jopping in. Wheels are fully turned. That's a hard hit. Look, he's already out of the rig. One rig. One leg out.
from the airbags. He's running that one off. Fans up. Never even looked back at the van either. Just ran away from it. That's like one of those ridiculous episodes and they're like run from the pain. Run from the pain. I see that animal. I think it was a rabbit. Was there an animal? Yeah. But you hit the tree and there's just a critter coming to running through the woods. It's probably a squirrel. Squirrels messed up there. That's awesome. Back right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. You know, let's just I love we're like, "Kav, are you okay?" And like this is today now the next day and you're just like, "Oh, yeah. I'm just fine, but I like I'm not feeling very good about it. What do you mean? Like you don't feel it?" No, I just like just I shouldn't be okay right now. And it's like actually starting to bother me. It's insane. It doesn't make any sense to me. I wouldn't let that bother you. I just bother me. I just don't want to ever push it too far and I've been so freaking lucky. But I'm also built for it at the same time. I realize that internally and external. You're a little like superstitious. You're like, "How do I these keep going really well for me?" One of these is going to be bad too. Well, my body feels 100% like I feel better than I've ever felt before still. And that's the smooth, you can hardly walk. That's because of that noise. Don't say like that. I did the first leg day in six months, like first actual leg day. See, so going to the gym is what jammed you up. That didn't jamm actually. I wouldn't be walking better if it wasn't for the gym in this instance. Yeah, no, dude, freaking. I just got to find that happy medium of not pushing it too far. Of course, we still got some things on the bucket list. Rainbow Rail being one of them. Still? Me and Evan's been talking about it a lot. I want to stop that out. Dude, don't cut it out because I'm still thinking about it. I think now you've got to cut it out of your bucket list. Yes. Just like Ben should cut out out of his new year resolution, learning how to skateboard. Wow. Have you even pushed Mondo yet this year? Mondo? Now when he pushed with the wrong photo, whatever. Yeah. No, Ryan, I haven't. And for your information, there's snow on the ground. We have a half pipe indoors. Oh. Oh, he hasn't been walking around all of the amps that are inconvenient. He has to get moved around. Yeah, yeah, we got to get to that. It's because he doesn't own any ethnicities yet, but I might be able to. Yeah, I thought you were going to buy me a pair of ethnicities and we're going to do this whole thing. Yeah, shreds. I think you need to be maybe you should start like a gaming channel or something a little safer. Cooking channel or something like that. You burn yourself on the fucking stove for sure. You could handle it. You could take a burn. I could take a burn too, but that would suck. Yeah, no, I like that idea. Maybe just going full on different type of channel gaming. I hate video games though. I love really. That's my biggest problem. I hate. Yeah. Really? Hate video games. Why? Because I'm not good at them. And they're just a waste of time. You're not that good at riding three wheels either. You like that one. That's a good one. You're entertaining, bud. That's a good one. Thanks, Ryan. Sorry, bud. I didn't mean to do you like that, but he's got passion for it. I got more passion. I just watch you bail on a snowmobile jump. There was two feet. It was a mound. I'm not a three wheeler though. That was a snow bill. Yeah, three points. I'm telling Evan the whole time, I hate snowmobiles too. How they jump? I do not like how they jump and they're so heavy. I can take a three wheeler. I ain't taking a snowmobile. It is really easy to like if the jump lip is not perfect. And you don't know what you're doing to like get really lopsided in the air. Really easy. I mean, I do the same thing. I don't crash, but like if I were to hit that, it's always weird. Like a dirt bike is wager to jump. I'd imagine a three wheeler is two just because of the front. Yeah, Ryan saying that kind of hurt my feelings. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry. Did you mean it? Yeah, maybe you should drive like monster trucks or something like that because that's like the perfect event. Great monster truck driver. He could be the next driver for Graybigger. That's what I'm saying. Like monster trucks are meant to drive for like 30 seconds and then crash to entertain the crowd. He doesn't have situational awareness. No offense. Yeah, you'd end up in the fucking stands beyond. You'd be on bleacher before morning. Multiple killed my gosh. Don't say that. You got to start raising some money. They pop Gavin. I'm on the screen. You know, it's more like monster cars. More than just like a livery. So we could have like the most badass heavy hauler in the back. There's like inflatable type characters. You'd be. So if you rolled over, they would just pop back up about the demographic is there. No, it's not a bad gig. If you're at monster jam, hit me up. All drive a truck. Yeah, I bet you you could be sick. Wouldn't that be great? I wouldn't be surprised if a team let you just drive in a show for for whatever. Like honestly, I would not be that surprised. I'm sure if any of us won and two, we could probably swing that. I'm not trying to really watch you driving a show for your first time. Maybe on a close call. Yeah, probably close call. I mean, you don't have to do good, but he could easily be at monster jam. We got shred 80 from Gavin Carlson from the shred 80 channel. Everyone knows who he is. You know, it's like no, I agree. I started thinking about the whole situational where yeah, it made for the surrounding people. I think I'm not bad. Ah, yeah. Fine, but I keep everybody else alive. Like it's to the right better than Ben, better than Ben. He would drive at the stands for fun. He'd just speed right into him. He'd be in the stands that he just back up and then keep driving like. Dude, I've said it before, Ryan, when you are standing there and I am drifting, get the fuck out of the way. And if you are not, that's on you. To be fair, I have almost ran over CJ. I'm going to glass house on this one. And here's the thing is Dalton is so quick on his feet as a cameraman. He knows what he's getting himself into, but he can also get himself out of it, right? If you're just standing there just watching and you think that being by Dalton is safe because he's the cameraman. That's not the case because he's so used to just like sliding out of the way because that's what he does every single video. He gets himself in the action and then he slides out of it. I'd still like to see the tail of the tape on him. He got to have a escape route. So like with our new higher jack, he'll sometimes be running the camera when we're doing say we're drifting around whatever. I have told him multiple times because I'm kind of like helping just him learn. But I tell him every time I go wherever you're standing have a plan as to where you're going to run out if they're going to like don't be in a spot where you can't run back and you're going to get pinned in between something. Like I told him that probably three times. He's probably really annoyed, but I just don't want him to get hurt. And that is the thing. You got to have that kind of escape route. But it is funny because you say Dalton always gets out of the way when we were filming the Hellcat snow plow. Someone was drifting or whatever. I think it was Mike. He almost got hit by it. And then he was coming back and he like looks at me. He's like, hey, should I like get hit for it for the video? And I go, no. And then he like kind of like, I don't like love you. But he was like Ryan was there. He kind of started like pounding about it. Like, I'm like, I'm sorry. I didn't let you get hit by a car. Dalton, I'm sorry. What is the truth of the matter is I can't have you get hit by the car because we wouldn't even be able to put that on YouTube. Yeah. Like someone drifting into you. It would not work. Moral, the story is that's a horrible idea based on your reaction. But especially me not knowing if I would have maybe known, hey, Dalton's going to try to bounce off the rear quarter. Well, then I'd come in a little different. That was a plan. Yeah. But then I, what if I came in extra hot that time, not planning that anyone would be bouncing off the rear quarter? Honestly, I think what he probably would have done to is like, let you come in. And then he probably would have jumped and like rolled across, like maybe the back, you know, it's pretty flat trunk. But I was like, no, even if you do, I don't know if we can use it. So those hellcat rear quarters have some massive spring on them. I've seen a punt. A lot of people. Oh, that's the most classic crossover part. It's just, it's just absolutely bombed. That's the thing is you can't show takeovers on YouTube. That's a fully shut down thing. Really? I used to watch that when I was supposed to be working at the car dealership that I used to work at. Yeah. Super car suspects. You just watch that channel every day because you just go to like street takeovers. Mac, when they were more car culture and a little bit less gunfire. Call me crazy. But it would be kind of cool just to see one in person for once. But it is very dangerous, man. We could just post a address of a court, bro. Really host the street take over? No, that, no, we don't, we don't stretch a jail. Yeah, I don't see how that holds up. We don't want to host it, though. And we're like, I wonder what's happening at this address specifically tonight. Boy, it would be a shame of a bunch of cars did donuts in this intersection at 9 p.m. And we're just going to so happen to be here. We'll be there. It was crazy. Our bombs invited us. Yeah, we passed it on to Jake. That's our prank back to host, you know, that would actually be great. Yeah, just hosted by Jake. Downtown fire go street takeover hosted by Jake. Yeah, yeah, that's his whole thing is like we just stage it with his car. We are in possession of it. Yeah, this is out. So they know that we stole Jake's car. And it's still sitting on a car. We've had Jake's car on a pole for a month. Yeah, same. There's been some windy days too. Like I was worried about the Hummer and obviously in the chamber again, I didn't really care about, but there's some fear. Like I don't sleep as well when I hear the wind howl. When I wake up at like three in the morning and I'm rolling over and the wind's just howling. I like this happens all the time. Like, what was that thing? I'm supposed to be worried about again. I feel like something was like bothering me and they go, oh, that's right. Fuck, I hope that thing's still up there. Currently 63 mile an hour gross. Gus today. What?
Where the hell do we live? I'd live in a third world country if there wasn't wind the worst part is the things on their half-side ways Like it's not even centered on the pole, but it's way Straighter than the shambler guinea which sat us there for a long time Like that thing was actually you put the ratchet straps on at least The consequences of the shambler guinea falling off are way lower than if the Mustang falls off though I mean, there's not missing half the parts in the cards just kind of a yeah Then the body's toast if it falls off is it to drift cards? Oh bang the hell Jake really got the worst end of that prank Like I think he cost them thousands of dollars to clean up all of his packing peanuts I get to hire like a landscaping company have them like literally uses like leaf vacuum pretty good idea Yeah, I actually told him that I was trying to help him I was like you should just call these guys and they'll be able to help you But then also he's gonna have to hire the crane operator to come and pull that thing down like get on it It's damn near spring. It's gonna get muddy and road restrictions in the field floods out. Yeah, I mean There's gonna be a window for over a month where it's like not even it might be might be may by the time you'll be able to get that thing down Yeah, I mean it's hard to feel bad for him. He's actually got like four days to get this thing down because it's supposed to be like 50 degrees next week. Oh, that's great. So he's got like basically until Wednesday He's gonna have to buy like a whole semi truck full of railroad ties and do it like they do on the pipeline like Lay down the boards is to drive the truck out there. I don't really feel that bad It's pretty good though. It's pretty good prank. We proud of that one. Yeah, sweetie does back now. It's technically his turn It is his turn, but I think this one the bar was set. What's he gonna do though? He's gonna do something else Still pretty concerning. He's had my truck for going on three weeks. That's what's you know It's really hard to feel bad for you on that one too. I don't know if I want you to feel bad I just said it's concerning how long he said we were sitting at dinner last night and ever sitting across the table from Jake and have goes all right Jake We're the fuck's my truck. When's this thing gonna be done? Can we go? I do not think that you're in any position for negotiation right now Have we what do you mean by that you want to done for free and you want to done fast? Okay? Two things you can't have and I also okay, you can maybe bend side of the story is correct But my side would have been hey Jake any updates on the truck That's what I recall say. I don't know. Maybe it's somewhere in between it. Maybe it's in between yet So basically what happened was during Jake's prank if you watch his video when he was putting back impingance in our in our shop You stole the keys out of their truck. Yeah, I was really confused because like I was kind of on their side by not calling you guys Yeah, or trying to stop him. I knew I could stop him. I mean, I couldn't stop Dave alone and plus all of them Yeah, yeah, I was thinking maybe I could yeah steal their keys and lock them out of the shop and they'd be stuck and yeah That'd be funny. Then they came to me with a bargain. I could not say no to which was If I give them the keys they didn't technically know I have the keys But they pretty much knew I have the keys and they just said Ev if you give us the damn keys will fix your Raptor they knew my Raptor needed a little bit of love and you said Here they are. Here's your keys and they got the shit end of the stick again because your Raptor They said it was the most clapped out Raptor they've ever seen and Jake has beat the shit out of like three Raptors I still think that I just don't believe it's I think they were that's what they were saying They're just overwhelmed that all of the things like they were gonna tackle it themselves And then they're like actually we're gonna offload this on somebody else can somebody please tell me what the hell is going on here Dave hugging me like kissing me right there look like whoa, you know what to do What do you do when I go like a boxer, you know beer hugs you and say go to MMA your bellies touches like when you're when you're like Uncle sees you and he's like, oh, you've gotten so quick You're like you're like a little eight-year-old Tubby I don't know what's going on there. What time of night was that made night perhaps I've been given the one slap like all right now that go me. I don't know. It's what I said with them They I saw them come in hot and heavy and I just literally well, they were wearing masks, which is intimidating And I just said this looks like it's none of my business Stayed out of it like a golden retriever not a guard dog paid off by the first guy to give you a treat Yeah, I just I didn't know I mean think of that one time when Cody was like he ended up duct tape to a pole and I didn't I didn't do that to Evan that had been you would not like that No, I figured it would just be better. I'm just gonna just and I don't see what's happening here But then I decided maybe I should do something so I stole their keys So you think that and come now that they have your vehicle They're they're planning something rather than just fixing it Even though that you did them the favor Well, perhaps because it's pretty darn nice of them to get my truck out dialed in and it's almost like can it really too? How much money do you think they spent to over 10 grand you did save a lot of money not doing anything to it I would have over 10 grand to be a narc. Oh, that's crazy too because yeah, take yourself really this is expensive prank war for Jay. I wasn't a narc Okay, I'm not giving him the key He's told me that counts as a narc like narc would have been if I called you guys and stopped it Or if you like unlock the shop for them or something, you know, yeah, and unfortunately the doors weren't locked out Okay, yeah, yeah, I suppose I really tried to play the neutral ground You're like Switzerland. Yes, but Switzerland's taking some money on under the table But like I said a $10,000 carrot dangling in front of the donkey It's pretty wild that they racked up a $10,000 bill just fixing your truck that was supposed to be like an oil change and some new ball joints Yeah, I mean, but also I think that they are pretty anal when it comes to their first gen raptors So there might have been some things that maybe you've been like oh that might be okay But they're really going big on it. I'm not sure though. How do you think you managed to destroy that thing as bad as they're saying Like what do you do with your raptor to see and that's the thing is you guys know I've like refused to jump it I rarely hoon it like even doing donuts or anything. It's just I've put like 85 to 90,000 miles on it and like Haven't put a dollar into it other than oil change tires and a couple of soft brake lines. We've hooned it pretty good I've seen that one time. Okay, there was one time when when you said like a few weeks ago You ruined 90 mile an hour slides out on the lake with slim. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah, but it was smooth Like that's not that hard on it. I'm saying it's not like you know I'm I'm saying dry asphalt with the diff lock I feel like that could be hard on stuff and then obviously catching air is hard but nice smooth ice What about the one time that you missed the tea in the road and you hit the ditch at 70 with the trailer? Or that one time there was no soft you're driving back from the pit and you cut across and you hit the ditch and my muffler fell off It's a pretty hard hit to tear your muffler off or the time you cut the corner pretty sharp and you hit a bunch of trees Yeah at the farm or the time your muffler fell off drifting on the drift track not drift track the other track You mean what C.J. Just said that was another time my muffler's only fell off one. Oh shit. Okay. Yeah I guess trip home from brunch that one day Yeah, you're on the way home from brunch and you so he okay, you know There's a lot of stories that we have just Rifled off that we know about and I'd imagine that there's a good bushel that we don't Perhaps however, that's over you know four years look at what you guys do to your raptors That's what I feel like I'm actually kind of taking care of mine because I see what you specifically I know I see what Ken does with his Bronco. I mean I loaned my Bronco out in perfect condition to you While your truck's getting fixed like a like a good friend would be and what happens I get notification after notification that there's problems with it. This is pretty crazy So like every time you drive that thing, I get a notification that the ABS is broken the cruise control is broken Let me just pop this up. This is pretty crazy. Don't you have a darting to now any lock break fault any lock break fault pre-collision fault Every time you drive it, I get a notification that there's a problem with it I am not doing anything. This is what happens every Time you start the vehicle. It starts with all these issues on the screen you drive it or it needs to run for about 30 seconds they all clear then within the next 10 to 20 miles The dash just explodes with all these errors and then they stay on until I park and I shut it off I started again. They all go away and then it comes back and every time they go off and on it's almost like The problem didn't exist when you started to drive it and then now that you are driving it There's all these errors with it and problems Bro even Gavin was was like what's going on? I'm like dude. That's the craziest thing is I have been Babying this freaking thing like I've literally haven't even done a poll in this thing And it's just freaking electrical nightmare Gavin drove that thing for six months and not a problem almost like you drive it for one day and I just get a Christmas tree Oh, can I had a week and a half before the issue started your phones hooked up to it You can see have I even exceeded the speed limit? It doesn't tell me that you have to go in the dash for that I have been taking really good care of it because I'm very appreciative of having the rig to drive even if it is gay So it's waiting for that. I'm sorry. I had to know it actually is it actually is a very very comfortable ride It's pretty sick. Sorry I need my truck back. Get it. Get his phone is keys. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it I just said it before CJ said it. Don't drag me into this. So I'll do a new topic here We're so lucky to have chef Jen and all her wonderful leftovers that we can make
for dinner or whatever. In our fridge downstairs, there's a drawer on the bottom full of expired foods. Like, are we collecting expired foods in there? I'm assuming somebody knows what's going on. Yeah, let's just not talk about this at the moment. So you have something to do with it. No, but I know things. What are we doing here? Why are we saving? Well, I clearly can't tell you right now. Well, whatever is in the works, it seems like it should happen because the drawer is full. Is it starting to smell? I mean, just don't open any of it. Just leave everything. You don't want to open it. I don't open it. That cottage cheese will jump out and get you. There's some things in there that are like over a year expired. Whoa. I don't know what's in there. I'm not even, oh, you're trolling. No, I'm just curious because we're out of space in the fridge and half of it is well, shouldn't say half, but a quarter of it is crazy shit in there. I mean, Ben and I were going through the other day and there was just like an empty container was just nothing in it. But there was a crumb in it. I feel like it's the late night crew. What do you guys up to? No, I got my own fridge. I keep my most of my videos in my right next to bed where I reach mine and I get up. So is it have somebody to adult or what? It's his plan. Yeah. Why he hasn't done it yet? I have no idea. Because Jen was about to throw it away and then she was he's like, no, no, no. I mean, in his defense, me and dog have been cooking, but he's been busy. He's been busy. He's in Arizona right now. Yeah, pretty busy on vacation, which he deserves. Could I take those shoots under par going golfing? At least at least the TikTok edit he will. What do you got here right? Could I take a second to clear up some rumors? Please do. Apparently, I now have my own drug use rumors going around TikTok. Can I see these? Yeah, I'll see if I can pull some up. But apparently, I'm like, just racked on, I don't know if I can say the word the C word all the time because I'm so excited for everybody when they get gifts. And then someone goes, yeah, look at 327 in the cheap versus expensive boat. He does a line off the boat seat. I've been seeing that. Yeah. But I honestly haven't cared enough because I know it's not true. Yeah. If it was true, I'd be like, Oh, shit. I'm digging in the camera bag for a battery. And I go, well, what the fuck does it look like he's doing to pull the clip up? I'm very curious. Actually, I'm digging in the camera. So it's it's a shot of CJ talking in the seat. And then in the mirror, you see me lean down underneath like the back behind you. And I'm digging in the camera bag for a new battery. I'm like, God damn. If there's one thing I love about like, I mean, this has been this way since we started posting. Is it when people are true fans of the videos, they'll just find themselves like watching the background. I mean, I even do it on other YouTubers. I like, did you see so and so doing this in the background and bringing it to another level, they think they see something in the background. But so what is my name clear then? Yeah, I think you're good. I think the spotlight's on me now. Yeah. Ryan wasn't just so excited for his friends to get gifts. I haven't for big. He did drugs, but that was the that's the main one. Yeah. And then they started digging and he got excited for other things. And apparently you can't be that excited. You can't be excited these days. You're telling me. I mean, people, no, everyone just assumes they don't have to make the accusation. Not what? We all know you don't, but you're so jacked off the Celsius and your energy. Like, I don't think anyone was like, would you surprise me? I thought you were on. Right. No, I know. I really did too. Yeah. That's crazy. Just high on life that time, dude. You're so jacked. Would you say Lunchables and Mountain Dew or something? Dude, one Lunchable, one Mountain Dew. And I was good to go. You don't even know. Honestly, Gav, I want to clear this up when people are like, oh, he's just, he's faking it or like, this is such an act when you're acting surprised or whatever. Or when you're doing literally anything in the Seaboy's video. And you know, you're going to have haters, but like, I feel like I've said this and I'll say it a thousand more times. That is how he is on and off camera 24/7. It's not an act that is how he is. That is really how I am. Thank you for that. It is. It's not authentic. And it's like, people, I think hate to see how happy and energetic you are. Exactly. And then once they meet me in person, they're like, holy shit, you really just are on 10 all the time and just have that, you know, the charisma to talk to anybody or do whatever. And your handsome. I think it's kind of like a snowball though. Like some people start hating and then they see it. And then it like almost puts it in their mind to like negatively think about something. And I completely disagree with any of the hate because like Ben was saying, dude, you're always like this. And I genuinely think you are one of the best humans I have ever met. Man, you're just so positive, so happy all the time. You always bring good vibes. You're so fun to hang out with. Like, I'm just, I love that you're here this week. Even if we weren't filming videos, it just, I just love having you around. It just brings up the vibes for sure. I'm stoked to be around. It just brings me to a whole another level being around. You guys too. Yeah, it's so fun watching you like literally just pulling out a three-wheeler. You've seen 10,000 times and seeing there. There's no way you could be that excited about seeing that three-wheeler. And I like, nope, he's that excited every freaking time. Dude, it doesn't get better. And nobody deserves the fame more than this guy. Like you have done some gnarly ass shit, Gavin, and taking some gnarly falls. He deserves, he deserves everything he has. I've gone through a lot. Body wise. My body's taken a beating. I'll tell you that. But you're built for it. So for it. So yesterday, with my Lamborghini, I had a bad battery in it, and it's been causing the car to be brick itself. So I finally break down. I need to go get a new battery for the Lambo. Gavin needs to get a new battery for his three-wheeler. We get back to this shop. I spend a hour and a half. I have my Lamborghini torn apart the rear panels. I got the subwoofer out. I'm going through fuses pulling panels. I got the center column pulled all the way apart. Dude, I'm tearing this fucking thing apart. About the last car you want to start tearing apart yourself. To, because there's no battery trail in that trailer. He literally had to put five zip ties to the subframe. Just zip tie a battery to the frame. We've been done. I had to finish up my Lambo project and help him get the battery. I needed somebody to hold the battery for me. And I was making phone calls. Yeah. I didn't need to help. Dude, that car is very stressful to work on. I don't know if anyone's ever said a Lamborghini wasn't stressful to work on. Yeah, I mean, I'm just scared like on any vehicle. I don't like little plastic clips and push pins and shit. Yeah. Because I just know they're easy to break. But on this car, I really don't want to break them. And I really don't know what the hell is going on. Every single model year and everything is different. So it's hard to even look up a YouTube video where something because everyone is different. And 06 is under the hood and 06 7's in the trunk. Whatever. I don't know. Yeah. That's it. All I thought is, man, this guy wasn't that productive in that hour half. Well, make a phone call sending emails to deal with Gav being a good guy. Yeah. Trying to get the haters off of his back. But that's good story. Yeah. That's what you thought of it up. I'm sorry. I guess I didn't fuck that up. That was fun, though. That was fun, you know. Thanks, Ab. I mean, I had a great time. It was a great day. Really good day yesterday. You guys have been having a lot of fun, though. Yeah, we always do kind of run wild with. Go just do dumb shit. It's very fun. Nothing better out. Do you feel bad for Spenny, though? We are going to have to get Spenny a whole brand new band. We are getting Spenny a brand new band. Yeah, brand new. No, no, no, no, no, no. Crystler Pacifica. It just came out. Oh, don't be so jealous. Nothing that new. Get like a mold. What? Old Chevy? Probably. Go Chevy this time. Are you man? Yeah, old 1500 or something like that. You could get a little March Mercedes Sprinter, man. Would he be cool with that? Yeah, he would be okay with that. No, it's probably way too nice. A little bit over my pay grade right now. We could work something out. We can make it into payments. No, thank you. Because I'll probably wreck that, too. Trying to give it to him. I think it's worth a little bit less money than it was when we bought it after the shape it's in, but the wine might. A lot of bad nights in there, huh? Well, good nights, I'd say. Well, good nights, but like, pretty bad night. Yeah, we got really hard on it. Some of the best nights, I will say. Last time ever in there. So much. Having that as third just, that was a game changer. Dude, everywhere. It's amazing. It's incredible. No, that thing's awesome. But I definitely love my new van. What do you guys think I should get him? Like just old 2002, something. I can't go and knew it. I think is that thing newer? Like the one that you crashed, isn't that newer? 1997, 1997. Oh, it's pretty new. But it still has a carburetor, which is crazy. There can't be that many vehicles that met the criteria of carburetor and airbags put together. Yeah, in the same vehicle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's more than I think. First airbag ever right there, isn't that crazy. What is it? Yeah, that's my first one ever. Oh, I think you've been slapped around by bags like that all the time. Not that hard though. I'm not blowing that much smoke in my face. Dude, the smoke is unreal, dude. I still crack up. Just thinking about it. The crash was terrible, but the smoke was funny. Well, it went through your head as you saw me coming over that lit. Well, I told Ryan before you did it, he was gonna, you were gonna crash, but I thought you were gonna hit the snowbank, which is why we thought it was fine. Yeah, well, not fine. So you knew. I mean, we were hoping you obviously wouldn't crash in anything. It was like, but we're back at Ontario. So he hits this snowbank.
which is like fine, the vehicle's fine, it's kind of funny, you're stuck in a snowbank. - Dude, that was scary for me. - Yeah, I love how you dropped in from a completely different area and hit basically the same tree that Ben hit in the Hunicorn, same cluster. But coming from a completely different way in a completely different environment, completely different vehicle, nailed it dead in the center. - Thankfully, I had plenty of time to brace, but it was like the same reaction that you had. I have it on GoPro. Oh no, oh no, oh shit. - Oh, the exact same, dude. - You have a GoPro in there when you crash? - I have a GoPro, yeah, I got the GoPro. - Oh, I got to see that. Should we put it up? Professor, I can grab that SD card. - Yeah, go grab it. It is funny, though, 'cause while you and Evan are basically running wild, we're in a meeting or I'm editing or we're doing something related to, I mean, we're working. And then it's like, I'll just hear like a three wheeler. - Rrr, buzzed by outside. - And then, and then it's usually followed up with (laughs) Gavin, you know, something like that. - And then it's like run back games with a proper crash video. - Oh, dude, dude, dude, you gotta see this. You know, it's just fun, it's just exciting. - Yeah, so the van that we're talking about right now that Gavin crashed into the trees, he bought it and surprised our buddy's spenny and he bought it from our local stoner. - He's Evan's buddy, he's a stoner. - So you have this footage? - Did it just, gifted it to Spenny? - Yup, he loved it. We put some flooring in there, you know, put a disco ball up, made it proper. - Yup, he had some hate for it, though. - Yeah, some people were upset that I got a good deal. He was asking 1100, I think I paid eight. - What? - And people were mad that I didn't get a full of comments. - And commenting? - Probably all those comments, yeah. - And it hates to see a good deal. - I know, that's what I'm saying. - He hates to see a good deal. - So yeah, I bargained down a little bit and people were mad, I didn't give him the extra 300 bucks. So maybe at some point we'll go give him a three wheeler and write the three wheeler love or something. I don't know, give him a go kart, we were talking about a couple things. - What's he gonna do with a go kart, Gabby? - Probably. - He's like 60 years old. Okay, I know, I kinda low-balled you and beat you down on that van, but, hey, here's a go kart. - It was a three wheeler, it would probably be more beneficial, a three wheeler. - He could always sell either of them though, so. - But how crazy word went around town? Like, we bought that van, or you bought that van. It couldn't have been half hour, 45 minutes, we had to run to the Kormoran store, go to the gas station. The lady behind the counter goes, "Huh? "I heard you bought that van." We weren't driving the van. - We weren't even driving the van. - I heard it crazy. - So he had already went to the gas station, told everyone that we had bought the van. - What? - Then, a four wheeler was laid. - We were at Zorbos. - Yep. - The whole town knew. - Ken's carpenter comes up to us and says, "Yeah, I heard you got a new rig." - What, what, what, how does everybody know? - Dude, word around, small town travels quick. - Especially when a vehicle's for sale. - In a legendary one of the road, yeah. - Everyone sees it. And then also everyone knows who's vehicle that is, that used to be a homecoming vehicle. 'Cause for a while, he was driving it around, it still had a class of 2025 on it. - Yeah, that van, the thing was, is we hit it. It would make more sense if we were like driving around, but we literally bought it and had to hide it. And then all these people just knew we had it. - You guys ready for this? - Oh, here we go. - So casual, right? - I can't wait to see what happens to this disco ball. - Quick, quick, drop it in. - Oh, oh. (laughing) - Oh, my gosh. - No. (laughing) - No. (laughing) - I told you, I didn't. - No. (laughing) - I didn't. - No. - Bro, you need to click that, put on Instagram. - You're so funny, gap. - It was at this moment. He knew. - No. - He fucked up. - Bro, your face, when you're headed 23 miles an hour towards a tree. - Oh, oh, oh. (laughing) - He looked like you didn't break the backrest on the seat you were pushing back so hard. - I'm trying to get as far from the tree as possible. - And they're on his fucking head. - Did you hit your face on that? - Dude, the steering wheel caught me pretty good. I wouldn't. - You actually, oh my god. - You didn't hit your face on the steering wheel, did you? - No, I didn't touch my face on anything. - Bro, there's like no way to slow-mo. It just was, it went from sitting upright to just (blows) - Dude, they say though, when you brace like that, that's how you break your wrist and your arms and stuff. - It's not too far. - That's why they say a lot of the drunk driving drivers when they get an accident, they end up okay, 'cause they're just ragdolling. - It makes sense. - But if you brace for it, you can bust yourself up. - Oh, wow. - So think about that, Gav. - Stay loose. - Thank you, bro. That was a good, yeah, really good, really good little crash right there. (laughing) Or big crash. - It wasn't much, but it was on his work. (laughing) - It's sane for the resume, brother. - What should we do as weekend boys? - Something, go crash something. (laughing) - Only thing to do. - Okay, yeah. - Freaking a, ice fishing could be fun. I know you guys just already had a big ice fishing venture, but. - You're buying your own gear, 'cause there's no way I'm letting you run my equipment. - You think you'd break your rod or what? - Yes. - No way won't. - I think he would. - I probably would. - Let me borrow what's still, it's fine. - Not to bring up an old video, but there's some discrepancies in the, who won the Cheatverse Expensive Ice Fishing Challenge. We didn't, we messed up. I didn't know until I saw the video. You guys didn't catch your fish. - Yeah. - Your guide caught it. And then we just didn't ask quite a little more. - I know, we just didn't ask questions, but here's the thing, I didn't know that your guide caught it. - I thought it was more of a video. - Fish landed in our, - Well it was, but here's the thing. If that would have been us, you guys would have been on our bumper about it. - A thousand percent, you would have been. You would have been so honest. - So what was the biggest fish, either of you two, personally caught, okay? - Technically we would have, still. - But I'm really just not that mad about it because it's already done. - Yeah, it's done. - Like already, like what is done? - It's done. - So if they were 10 minutes or whatever. - If they were a prize pool, such as. - Yes. - Then we might have to. - Yeah. - If there is some kind of way to recoup, but what's done is done. So it just is what it is. - Right. - Unless you guys want to rip a 10 minute. - I don't know if we, I don't know. - I'm just looking forward to the fishing challenge this summer, perhaps. And we'll run it back. - So you can cheat again? - No, we'll be no cheating. - Well, if you don't, no, it's hard to say with the, - When lack of rules. - Exactly. - You know, big winch is time out this. If it's not cheating, if it's not super clearly defined. - Oh, big winch said that. - Do you not remember the snowmobile challenge? - He was trying to bend everything, and then we realized that we didn't make that many rules. We just had a couple. - Yeah, and he was looking for loopholes. - We just figured we didn't have to cheat to beat you guys, so. - Yeah. - I would definitely. - How would you have even been able to cheat? - I don't know, hire a guide. Go to a lake far away with bigger fish. - Go to the best lake in Minnesota. - It's not the best lake in Minnesota. We gotta quit saying that. - It's a pretty damn good fishing lake. - It does piss me off. - Like that's where everyone goes. Like why else would someone who's actually in five hours to go on to go fishing? - Tommy was saying that it was the worst day of fishing that he's had in a long time. - Yeah, I mean, so many people do big fish and try we went there. - Up to Lake of the Woods. That's like, it's one of the better ones. How about that? Wouldn't you say that? It's definitely better than fishing around here. - It's like a tourist trap to go catch tiny soggers. - It's for people that don't want to go. - Well, consider yourself trapped. - You're just such a big tourist. - God, Evan is such a pierist. - Is it because you're like a lakes appear guy or what? - No, I don't know. There's big fish in the next period. But no, I've actually like, basically never even fished on the next period. And I've damn your live on it. - So what's the best lake? The one that's two and a half miles out of a cloakhead? - Like in lakes with structure and you just focus in and catch some fish. But up there is just like a big bowl where there's like a bunch of rental houses and you just go catch some fish, yeah. - There is big fish up there. There can be. - We're sitting there and we were trying to catch sturgeon, like at the end of the night and they were only biting like after a sun goes down. And we were sitting there trying to catch a sturgeon for the video. And like you could see them down there on the Vexlar of them going by. And we were sitting there and we sat there and tried to catch it for like, catch one sturgeon for like five or six hours. - And actually, 'cause we were like, I agree felt a little dirty knowing what we had done. - Not using your ice auger that you were provided. - The only reason you felt dirty is from those chuck wagons, buddy. - That was also, you probably had Evan's fart just like on your body too, which is terrible, right? - Lingerin in the air. - So we were trying to secure the dub that was undeniable, didn't happen. And after six hours of trying, we were like, we've got a goal. - We have to deal with what we've done. - Dude, I would want 100% though. Go back up there and try to catch a sturgeon because a sturgeon through the ice would be insane. - Oh, I'd be insane. Imagine putting a 70 inch fish into that little red rocket. - Been amazing. - That's actually like on the river too, I guess. And I was saying like the lake, I mean, the lake does have big fish, but there's a lot of small fish out there too. But the sturgeon's like a whole different game. You can't just go anywhere and catch a sturgeon. - I've never caught a fish. - Obviously, I've never caught a fish that's like big like that, where you're not holding with your hands, it's in between your arms like that. And you're just catching that out of a lake in Minnesota. - Legendary. - Supposed to deep sea fishing as a guy. - Yeah, exactly. Obviously deep sea fishing, you can catch stuff like that. - Dude, those things are like dinosaur. - So sick. - You have to just put it back and just, but yeah, you can smoke 'em, but you kind of, you tag 'em like a deer. There's like a small window when you can keep 'em. You only get one and it's in like, you know, there's a slot limit that's pretty tight. - Dude, I had a lot of fun filming it though, like, even though we didn't catch anything that substantial, like 18 inch while I was obviously sweet, but like, [BLANK_AUDIO]
just catching little fish like that. - Just fun. - You're just sitting there, you're just chilling. It's pretty relaxing. - I throw a little bit of it. - I throw a little dope in me and head every single time that you catch one. - Nothing ever. - And you had a chair. I was 69 and with Dalton in the back of the chair. - Yeah, my seating position was a little bit better than Evans, but I think we got to run one back this summer where we split up into teams again. We do another fishing challenge with your own boat. - With some kind of boat, yeah. - With something, some budget on a boat or something. - And one of the fast boats, you know what I'm gonna say. - We actually have to catch fish to the point where we might have to film it over multiple days or something, like we got to catch fish. - 24 hours clearly is enough for us. - Yeah. - Fishing's hard, man. - What are you thinking about F? - What are we getting into later? - What do you think? - Pole tabs. - Yeah, you had a hot one last night. - These, right? - Yeah, 800 bones. - You guys are scaring everyone. - Why so? - 'Cause we lose our mind. - Oh dude, you should've seen your mind. - You should've seen the night. We said Zorba's world record, right? - As far as I'm aware, that's what I've been told. - Oh my gosh. Oh. - Zorba's world record? - World record. I mean, any Zorba's across the world. - It's 45, 45. - 45 hundred bones. - On just the ETA. - That's not even caught in the box. - It was unreal. - Oh, we were losing our minds. - They kept reminding us, I guess what they told me and Gavin were getting too revved up is, it's still dinner time, guys. - That's their sign to us that we need to chill out. - Yeah, once it gets past like 10, 11 o'clock, we can be a little looser. - It's still dinner time. - Still dinner time. - Yeah, where are you going from here? - Where am I going from here? We got a couple trips planned, but next trip is gonna be to junk your digs, hopefully. Hopefully here soon, I don't know. I gotta make another phone call to him, but he has a thousand CC Kawasaki motor, stuffed into 185. So we're gonna go check him out with that. The world is just your oyster to find the next three wheelies. - It really is. If it's cool and it has three wheels, I wanna make it happen. And I'm also talking a guy out in New Zealand. He's coming to stay at my house for a couple days. We're gonna be building some from our off-road games. But then after that, hopefully making my way up to New Zealand here in a month or two. Dude, it's just crazy how much travel you've done. - You ever get sick of it? That's my question. - At this point, I love it. Yeah, I just hate being home now. I'm always looking for the next adventure. - Really? - Well, that's awesome. - Yeah, it's the best thing ever. It's just integrating an editor now. So hopefully, I'm trying out your guys' new buddy that helps do all your clip. And so we'll see how he does. That's my biggest stress. I'm chasing the next adventure. I'm always chasing something cool to film. It's just hard to balance that editing, so. - Yeah, be really good at making friends. And in the last three months, you've filmed so many collabs with so many people that have just like, I think you've put yourself in a position that you just pound down doors or bang down doors and don't take no for an answer. - And just saying, let's hope, yeah. - They're like, it's not literally, it's not. - Completely. - I was actually just looking through your YouTube stuff. You did the $10 million through your collection. Then you collab with Jake Paul, Spenny, Us, Twitch, Wisteland Diesel, Brian Deegan. - Weston. - And we're only two months back on that. - That's pretty freaking crazy. - That's crazy. - A lot of big dogs right there. - That's a lot of big dogs. - And they're just all normal fun guys. They're all my buddies. - Yeah, like what's something that you've taken away from hanging out with someone like Brian Deegan to the next week hanging out with like Jake Paul? - These dudes are all rad. It takes a second to warm up and stuff. But like once they just see your real dude, just that means ball and wants you just to have a good time. They open up to you pretty quickly. And that's what it was like with Brian. You know, just trying to, he was feeling me out at first. Of course, he's like, who's this crackhead running around? And then about an hour and he just sees that's my energy. And then at the end of the day, we're sitting in the garage talking for an extra two hours just telling cool ass stories. I thought he was-- - He was cheesein' on that three-wheeler. 'Cause I almost felt the vibe at the beginning of the video. Not that it was negative, but it, you know, he was just like, what's up with this three-wheeler guy? - This is a straight-up five-wheeler guy. - He was smiling bigger than you do on that three-wheeler guy. - He was a lover. That was probably my favorite part of that whole trip right there. Watching Brian Deegan geek out on that 250R. - It definitely like-- - Showed you the video, too. - It did. - And I'm watching him. I'm smiling. I'm like, too. He's loving this three-wheeler. - It was a 250R? - So yeah, I gave him a 70, but then we had my buddy MRC build. He met us at a track the next day where he bought a 250R on a 350X. - It was a mudfest. - It was a mudfest in a half, but we still made it work ripping around the flat track. - I saw a video of Hayden actually riding that 70 that you gave him. - That made me stoked to see him. - That's cool, too. - And they're still getting ripped around, yeah. So they put the number one little plate number on it and everything. And now it's theirs. It's good to go. Electric start on that thing. That thing was a bad man, Majama. - We really got to go to a supercross. - Come to the Denver one. Come to the Denver one. Come stay at the double wide. - I got to. - Oh, maybe we do that. - Brian said he wants to stop. - What is it? It's sometime in March. Hopefully in the end of March. - Supercross hit us up and wants to do some kind of thing together. - Let's do something. - That'd actually be sick. What's your watering hole you go to? - Grizzly rose. - Yeah, we'll swing by there. - 100%. - No, it'd be a blast. - Get a fresh. - Ken needs a tan. - One of the other tan? - No spray tan. - Go see Lexi and Lucy. - Absolutely, it's been a, it's been what? Two years now since I've seen them. - Been too long. - They're good spray tan. - They were saying the same thing. - What you got married now? - Two years now since I've seen them. - What's up, Ken? So like, what's the point of even going? - Ken, you can't marry my sister. I'm sorry about that, but you guys can be friends. - If that's okay. - Oh my goodness, okay guys, what are the dates, May. Let's try and plan it. - That would be fun. - It would be a great time. - You guys haven't seen the compound for a little bit either. - Not since then. We left a bunch of trash vehicles at your place. - They are still there. - Really? - Yeah, my iPhone is still in the van. - Oh yeah. - You haven't scrapped those? - Well, they're fun to run over. Like when Grindhardt was there, we were running over them again. And they're good to keep around. The Crown Vic still runs great. So I'll start that up, put a jump out. - Hell yeah, it does. - Just mall that around. - It doesn't ever, dude. It has a flat tire, but we still rip it. - When the commons lets you down, you can drive the Crown Vic. - Thank you, Ryan. - I want to say we buy our Crown Vic 4 again, 3000. - I don't think we even have that much, yeah. - I think everyone had a thousand. - I thought it was, I don't think it was three grand. - Oh yeah. - We gave them three grand, and then we had a three of us on a team. - Exactly. - That was a good car for 3000. - All of our cars were great cars. - No. - I mean, the van was clearly the best. - The songs were just slower than others, but it's hard to say. - It was the worst. - It's really easy to say honestly. - It didn't let us down though, Ben. It never let us down all the way. - It just disappointed the entire time. - Yeah. - If we run it back, I don't know if I'm gonna let Shred AIDS convince us to buy an '80s model vehicle. - And I'll respect that. - It was funny, we're never gonna buy a vehicle from quite the guy that we bought it from again, man. That German guy was a gem. - That guy was funny. - He was really funny. - Gavin's driving. - You pick up any chicks in this thing, and he's sitting in the back seat and he goes, "Oh, it had a couple times." (laughing) - And he's just going, "Oh, actually." And he goes, "Do it three." (laughing) And that demeanor too and everything. - And Mercedes, that's what happens. - Good. - Honestly, I wouldn't change a single thing about that whole two-part video. I think the whole thing was great. Very happy with how it went. - I think the only thing I'd maybe go back in time and try and rewind to make not happen. - I don't think we need to go up that mountain pass in a snow storm and a rear-wheel drive car that doesn't have working windshield ways. - Oh, it's so bad, dude. - It was the worst 30-mile stretch. - Well, worst blows that I've ever been in driving wise. - What's that road? - It'll pass, that's a fail pass, right? - It'll pass. - It's a pretty legendary road, isn't it? - That one's pretty gnarly. I mean, that's one of the main passes going up by 70. So yeah, you don't want to get judged. - You guys didn't kill so much time buying out every Walmart in town's Cheetos. You would have missed the bad way. - We blew a tire, we blew a tire. - We blew the tires, we blew the tires, so we were getting the tire swapped out. But, dude, I cannot reiterate how sketchy it was, rear-wheel drive, bad tires, mountain pass, not having windshield wipers. In rear-wheel drive. - Snow coming down, that was so wet and sticky that it wouldn't blow off the windshield, right? And so it just came down and sat there. So Kevin, we're going, and we couldn't, and we're going uphill the whole time. So we couldn't stop and lose momentum and Gavin and Ken are crawling out the window, trying to wipe the windshield with a t-shirt. - Oh, oh, oh, and the back windshield window is smashed. - So we're getting snowed on. - We got a dirt bike in the back. We got a dirt, people are laying on their horse. - Jack, he's freaking four runners cussing us out. - They thought it was a literal light snowfall and you guys were going to war in that thing. - That's probably how it was. - If you were in a truck, you'd be like, "What a jackass." - You'd never do anything with that motorcycle, and I forgot about that. - Yeah, it's going to go in my living room, that in a small 70. It runs good, so I took it around a couple times, but that's definitely a living room show piece right there. - What's the going to go in the living room? Like, why is it not in the living room yet? - It honestly should be in there. - Like, I'm just wondering, is there a house change? Is there a, like, what's the change of when that gets upgraded? - Wait for the right time. And I just finally came to realization that it's clean enough I got to put it inside. Grandpa Troy gave it the full restoration, so. - Oh, did he? - Oh yeah, yeah. That's a prank. - You're going to hang it from the ceiling, or just kickstand in there? - I'd be cool, but you know that little blue set, the seat, that's 70 that you really liked with the blue seat. I'm going to probably bring both those in the office. - No, I'm not keeping that one to you. Unless you really want it. - Yeah. - That's fine. - Dude, we filmed that like nine months ago, and what's the delay? - I've been home for maybe a month of that, so that's my biggest delay. That's insane. It's gnarly. - You really are a rock star, man. - Thank you, dude. I really appreciate that. - Dude, we got to run a vehicle trip back like that. - Let's do it. - Where are we going? - Split up and drive teams from somewhere. - East Coast. - That one's going to be hard to beat, 'cause like, the stops along the way were so good. - So legendary. - Supercar wrong. We're stopping at heavy days. We're stopping everywhere. We can't. We got Moab on the list. - Unreal. - We met so many characters. - Grandpa Troy, dude, you guys got to meet Grandpa Troy for the first time. - Be true in the DNR officer, - Or volunteer, sorry. - That was not real, that was not real. - Gavin Thurley.
that was hit not, dude, I did not want to go with him. He's there sending me with him in the golf cart to go get the camp passes. I was like, dude, not, dude, I was thinking. I don't want to go by myself. I was thinking it's going to be a little crammed in that tent. Bro, that was the weirdest thing ever. We're sitting there for two hours and then we see the golf cart lights heading back at us. He gets off out of nowhere. So I was just sitting there thinking, you know, that's a lot of weight to be on the top of that Lamborghini. My expedition could only have all 250 pounds. I got some room in the camper or something so weird. What do you say? I don't think he said that got the room in the camper and then he just said, that's going to be a lot of weight. And you go, oh, I thought you were going to invite me to sleep in your camper. That's where it got there. Yeah, that's where it got there. Straight face and goes, fuck you. That looks like weirdest for some weird response, yeah. And then Gavin goes, fuck you. Yeah, we ended up surviving though. That was a great night. Then you got to sit at a five star hotel eating your steaks. Yeah, we won the race. Well, me, Mike and Doug and we're eating McDonald's with the local Wheely boys. That looked like fun too though. We pulled the back of the van, the third row of the van seat out. And then that's when the kid with the baggy trousers came up and started crying because he was just so stoked. That actually was crazy as set up I've ever seen. So I still can't believe his head. Just picture the baggy trousers. Like Ken, Ken baggy trousers? Yeah, that's about what they were. Are you going to rock that for Ben and CJ's bachelor parties? Well, realistically, I was bummed for my bachelor party because you only rocked him for like 14 minutes. Oh, yeah, you got it. You got to run those. So satisfied. You actually donated them and made 17 pairs of normal trousers. We'll bring him with us at the very least, but those things are hot. Those things are way too hot to wear in the desert. So I couldn't run that for a whole time. I wonder if we can talk about Spenny being in a rap music video. That was the shirt. I don't know if it's how he said it. He said it's coming, but. He said it happened two years ago, but it's still happening. I feel like it would have been-- I don't feel like rappers are that reliable of people. Yeah, but generally-- I don't know if they're making music videos for songs that are two years old now. Unless they're like a song that's-- It's a new song. It's a new song. I'm pretty sure it was an old song didn't happen. You made a new song. The idea was like, oh, this works to film a music video in a strip club. That makes all my songs are the exact same. What if we did that same idea back like-- What if we had that little Canadian boy coming down and ride his little dirt bike around? Yeah, I'm very curious to see how this goes to the music video. He's going to be a bike in a strip club. That's the plan. What's the context like, what does this look like? Dirt bikes are cool, strip clubs are fun. That's a good answer. Just keep them out of the high heels. Yeah, don't let them try any of the high heels. You're going to be doing wheelies around the pole? That'd be sick. He'd end up on the pole somehow. You didn't know. He'd be like, let me give this a shot. That's pretty crazy resume. He's ridden on a pizza ranch, spaghetti, and now a strip club. I was actually thinking about that. I just watched some rap music video that was on the TV. Maybe if I ever needed like a side gig from the YouTube with all my spare time that I don't have, someone could be a power sports consultant for rappers. That is so true. Because they'll just like ride out on some basic ass ones. They don't want quads right now. Yeah, and they're like, OK, here's-- they're better with quads and dirt bikes. Put like a snowmobile or a razor. They'll just come out in like an XP razor from 2016. Let's get these guys in the Pro R or the snowmobiles. I've been beyond that. Let's get them in the Pro R with like dunked out wheels. Yeah, exactly. Make it sick. They just don't know. It's not their stuff. And I transcend both worlds with power sports and music. It's true. How you are, Quad? Gwen Stefani on a banshee. Yeah, top that. See? She had a consultant. Was Gwen Stefani actually on a banshee? Yeah, Gwen Stefani and Eve blow your mind. Watch it. Check it out. Check it out. Rough riders. Probably weren't born yet when this happened, but it was sick. Dude, yeah. You got to get somebody on a three wheeler, yeah. Who needs a three wheeler? What are you thinking? I mean, somebody who's really popular. Got to get Gavin ad count on one. Gavin and I on some three wheelers, dude. He's running three wheelers. That'd be a problem right there. What rappers would it be the best on a three wheeler, probably? Eddie Waw. Eddie Waw. Eddie Waw. Eddie Waw. Mexican OT. Mexican OT on a three wheeler would be wit. You guys see that video of him getting hit by a bowl? Yeah, I was. I was saying, dude, doing the front flip on purpose. Yeah, you haven't seen that yet. You've had to have seen it. Maybe the first time. But the second time was like a month ago. And that was a really good one. Again? Two weeks ago again. Yeah, where you did it like a front flip. Oh, my god, I didn't see that. You didn't see it? Bro, what's this guy's deal with bowls? He got hit multiple times in the first video. It wasn't just, yeah, that's what I think about it. Correct, but he did it again a month ago. Got you. Yeah, watch this. Oh, that was actually a really good hit. Pretty good hit. Yeah, look, he gets out of there pretty quick, too. Does he take it again? Yeah, I think he gets pile driven right here. He's like, ah, fuck that, that hurt. Oh, oh, that was worse. You're a big that Mexican OT fan, right, guys? Love Mexican OT. You know what OT stands for? Oh, dude, he got beat up. Come on, gav, this is big. It's a stand for it. It's not overtime. What is it, Mexican? That Mexican out of Texas. That's a good one, damn it. Oh, see? That's a Texan thing to do. No, he's definitely from Texas. Big respect to him. Right? That's not. Look at that. Oh, look at those crispy bans. He's that's a limited edition. [LAUGHTER] Sorry, hyper. You actually love your bans. That is honestly, like, so hot. Did three wheelers ever really get in, like, rap culture? Might have been before their time. Not too much, I don't know. The '80s. You never saw them around rapers too much. I don't think. Like, the coolest picture I've ever seen on somebody on a thriller was probably, uh, what was his name? That big guy. What's the world's biggest man ever? Andre, the giant on a-- look up that picture real fast. He's right there. Actually, how funny is that? Dude, when I look up rapper on a three, wheeler ShredEady comes up. That's amazing, actually. That's so sick. There's actually a couple more pictures. You guys got to-- Andre, the giant on a rap. Bro, you don't get that out. Look at him. That goes around. This is how you look on two wheelers gap. And you're right on 110. Is that a full size? That could be 350 S-picks. Andre, the giant was a WWE wrestler band. But he had a disease where I believe it was that he-- Never stopped growing. Never stopped growing, yeah. When you see Andre, Andre, the giant holding a beer, dude, it looked like a mini pop, like a little dixie cup. What? Apparently, he would drink a full case in the limo. On the way home from the show or before the show, the guy had a drinking problem. But I'm sure he was like, you gav. He could just drink all day like nothing. I know. Well, here it is. 7-4. Off to over 100 beers in one seat sitting. Can you imagine the sick 7-4, 500 pounds? Pretty insane. Well, hold on. His most famous feet involved drinking 119 to 156 beers in just a few hours at a Pennsylvania hotel. 1976. He frequently drank from pictures and considered 12 ounce cans. Thimbles. Thimbles. Thimbles. What's it? Thimbles. What's it like in his hand? A very small cup. We should do the Andre, the giant challenge and have six of us sit down and see if we can drink 150 beers. We'll just chip away at it. We'll chip away at it. Are you six of us? OK, well, how many beers do they have to be a person? Well, 150 divided by six is Ben. 150 divided by six. Well, if you did 126, that's 20 a pop. That's a lot of beers. We might need more than that. We need a couple of hours drinking 20 beers and no chance. 20 beers. Speak for your face. How is that true? How is that true that he'd drink it in a few hours? I get me when you're that large. Just a few hours and so on. This is the same way I feel like when that thing came out that like Snoop Dogg smokes 80 blunts a day. I'm like, how do you literally even have time for that? It would have to be around the clock. And in this case, in a couple of hours, but-- It says Hulk Hogan famously recalled Andre drinking 108 beers in 45 minutes. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, Hulk Hogan had to drive him in the limo for when he was first starting out or something. I heard some story like that. That's kind of crazy. Who's able to throw him around? Well, it's more of a show. So Ben, yeah, it's not real. He oftentimes-- I don't think he was really getting body slam much, but-- I have no idea. It wasn't like a planned thing when Hulk Hogan slammed him. Like he-- like when you're wrestling, you're kind of like talking to each other. And he told him to pick him up and slam him. But like, I'm pretty sure he-- Is that a legendary moment? Yes, pro. He just asked me if it was a legendary moment when Hulk Hogan slammed Andre the giant. Yes, it was a huge moment. Fucking no. I don't know. All right, okay, why? Tell me why. 'Cause he's 500 pounds. No, I get that. But was that the only time he was ever slammed? It was like the first and only loss, I think. Or it was like the first time he had lost in a long time. Like he never would lose. Bro, that's insane. And maybe I'm wrong on that, but-- The slam hurt around the world right here. I think it's like kind of hops to help him, yeah, to help him get up. Oh, gosh. He weighed like 500 pounds, but Hulk Hogan, like, tore his back or something, lifting him. There's maybe a shoulder. I still think it's crazy when you see these old clips of Hogan that I feel like he looked older then. There's like 30 there. Then he did, like, at the end, yeah. I actually kind of have a funny clip since we were talking about clips. So I saw this on Instagram, and I just couldn't help the laugh and think this would have been Micah as a kid. Go in there, you want to go in there? Go in there. I've seen this. I can't. Why you can't? Because the door's not open all the way. It's not open all the way. The door's not open, why? Okay. Guess what you're staying tonight? Damn, light you up. You. It is all. That man. Oh, that's a big thing. He's trying to get out. Chill out, man. [INAUDIBLE]
>> Have you tried for all? >> So that's like that show beyond scared straight where they bring a kid if they're acting bad and like try to scare them by taking to the prison and >> His funny is that is that it would only end up getting beat up I'm 90% sure. >> You've been pretty lucky pretty so far. >> I'm just saying if I did that in jail. >> No, he's not actually in jail. They're just trying to scare him. >> He's not actually going to jail with full grown men. I've heard of it I just haven't actually reminded me of you because it was like so literal. >> Clearly, they're not going to throw him in the cell and then he goes well I can't fit through the door's not open enough. >> He just seems so literal with it. >> So they're okay, so that's their form of punishment instead of getting sent to boarding school they get put in jail. >> Yeah, so like if there was troubled kids teens, they would put them in the beyond scared straight program where then they would treat them like real criminal. >> Real criminal is like, if you stay on this path, you're going to be like these people and they would walk them through the prison and I'm sure it'd be scary a shit. You're like, holy shit, this could be me if I keep doing this and it's almost like he wasn't trying to be a smart ass, but he just couldn't help it. >> He's pretty casual about it. >> Pretty funny though. >> Were you always like that Mike? >> Yeah, I got it from my mom. She's sarcastic, I'm sarcastic. It's really unfortunate, but it could be worse. I could be an actual asshole. >> It's like you are, sir, but it's almost like not sarcastic, it's what it is, but it's. >> Yeah, there is plenty of times where it's just a little blunt as the right word, but you're really so honest. >> I really am, I found out that I really don't like when people just state the obvious. I just want to go like, fucking obviously. >> And you do, yeah, you do, because it's just like we could just scoot it along here. We don't need to state the obvious. And then, yeah, I mean, I don't think it's a good thing, but. >> But you also like to take things like, you know what someone's saying when they're saying it. But then you'll try to almost twist their words by like taking it in the literal form. >> Yeah. >> Just like that kid when he's like, clearly he's not going to throw the kid in there. He's like, huh, you want to go in there? Do you want to go in there? No, clearly he doesn't want to go in there, but he goes, well, I can't, because the door's not open. >> That guy could beat you up. >> Well, yeah, they all get it, they all get it. >> I'm a child. >> Maybe you could speak on this betterion, being that it's your sister, but Mike, your wife is pretty literal too. >> Yeah, I agree. >> So it's, what's that look like when you two are having a conversation? >> I think, I guess I didn't even think about it. Maybe we're just so like minded that we just streamline everything. There's no state in the obvious. >> You think the driest argument? >> Yeah. >> Just. >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, it's monotone facts being-- >> [LAUGH] >> Trying to switch their words around on them. >> That's probably also my defense mechanism. But again, I'll take it over being a real asshole. >> Well, it kind of depends who you ask, but that is kind of being an asshole. >> No, I agree, but being a real asshole is just like, no one is just like, yeah, Mike is a dick. When I think of Mike, dude, such a dick, like no one thinks that. >> Well, [bleep] >> [LAUGH] >> Maybe I doubt it. >> Yeah, and if he existed, he might think that, but. >> I think you're awesome, Mike. >> I think you're hilarious. >> I think it's hilarious. >> I want you to bring-- >> [BEEP] >> [LAUGH] >> Beep the name. >> An old friend. >> [LAUGH] >> Sorry, sorry, sorry, keep them out of this. >> He's trying to live a normal life post-Mike. >> Yeah. >> Dude, we gotta introduce him to Ev. >> Ev. >> That'd be a crazy surprise. >> Do you think that anybody can live a normal life if they're our friend? >> Dude, they just get drug into a bunch of bullshit. >> Cut with strays. >> Yeah, just drug into a bunch of bullshit that they're not even trying to be evolved. And just because they're our acquaintance, didn't could probably answer that better. >> I think I'm good. >> Yeah, I think there's such a thing as flying too close to the sun. Because if you're far enough away, you can live a normal life. But if you fly too close, you will get something. >> We're going to involve you in something. >> We're going to be a meme. >> Yeah. >> Hold on, hold on. >> [LAUGH] >> I don't like that one. >> You were a meme comment that crashed into us, buddy. There was no dodging you. >> Yeah, but the hug, the hug, the lug thing. It's gotta be a love hate thing. >> I think it's hilarious at this point. But sometimes I'll meet some fans of what I ever know. >> Like, there's kind of a funny thing. >> Like, you don't actually laugh like that, but yeah, it's funny. It's fun just to do it. >> I feel like anyone who comes up in public is always so nice. >> No, they're always awesome. >> Like anybody who talks shit online, it's always online is never in real life. >> No, I've had maybe one in real in life. >> Really? >> Yeah, and what that looked like. >> I don't know that. >> No, is that the boy ordering a hot dog or something like this? >> [LAUGH] >> No, I was outside of the bar, just getting some street meat. >> Even funnier. >> And this kid's all your Gavin, yeah, yeah. And I start ordering whatever, just minding my own business. And he goes, what are you doing at the bar tonight? I go just hanging out my buddies, but they already left. He goes, you look like you're, we're 30 with no family, no wife. And you're at the bar, so let's do it, what are you doing? Just kept chirping, he kept chirping, I was like, you are just one of those fans that would actually write a hate comment. You're right in front of my face, and then it got to the point where I turped him back a little bit because I had a good buzz going. And then his buddy starting encouraging me to keep poking the bear. He was getting more mad, I just had to walk away because this kid actually wanted the freaking. He started getting up in my ship, but he was a freaking one of those just bad fans, I guess. >> Yeah, something else. >> Something else. >> You've had a couple of those. >> I mean, usually alcohol is involved, but yeah, where he's just like, dude. Yeah, this is the person that would be leaving hate comments. >> Something stupid, you're asking me those questions in real life. That used to happen back in the day, and we were like more involved in college and just starting out like if you'd go to the bars. People like knew who you were and that you were doing this YouTube thing, but they didn't actually watch videos like they weren't fans. So they would like chart me or try to whatever, but- >> Right, nothing to do with it. >> But I haven't had that in so long. >> Right, yeah, no, it just gets called Ben. >> Yeah, yeah, a lot of people would be calling me like, dude. >> Because of anything alike, you guys look nothing like- >> It is weird, dude, all the time. >> Really, how do you call this DJ six times in a while? >> By who, have you even seen random people? >> Yeah, you've been calling me chemlately. >> Wow, wow, that's pretty strange. >> Yeah, no, it's just all people that Ken's been introducing you to. >> Yeah, you had to. >> Ken's been introducing himself as Evan. Yeah, dude, the other day I was walking in Zorba's in DL and some of those like, how's it going Ben? He was so happy to see I guess you, and I just don't really want to kill the vibe by telling him I'm CJ. So I was like, good, good, to dab them up and all this. I was going to, hey, talk to him a little bit. I thought about turning around and be like, hey man, fuck you. And he'd be like, man, Ben's a dick, but I would never do that. >> Yeah, I usually just let it roll. >> Yeah, it's just easier that way. >> And then it gets a little awkward though when we're like, it's not in just passing. I'm like, whoa, hey, CJ, and where it's like, he comes up, hey, CJ, how's it going? And he thinks I'm you. And then we're like talking for like a couple minutes. >> When you ask what you're up to, you should just start telling him what I've been doing. >> Yeah, I'm living on my parents right now. Yeah, me and my fiance are building, but it just starts spreading, just like crazy rumors though. >> Trying to get off drugs, just like something insane, then he just goes down the street. >> Yeah, I guess CJ from the sea boys is on, he's trying to get off drugs. >> Horse tranquilizers. >> Just something to wild, it's like some steve-o shit. >> Steve-o. >> [LAUGH] >> The crew of Jackass. I'm at Johnny Knoxville. >> Oh really, where, that's pretty cool. >> At the airport, out of flying out of Vegas, really. >> Did you show him your stunt right? >> I wanted to ask that one of you- >> That's a guy who would have actually- >> I know, I know, I know. >> You should have your stunt real updated day already. >> Ready to start, so that way- >> All of them. >> And also your crash compilation, but updated daily, because I mean, there's always something, and you should order it from descending orders, so it starts with your best work and whatever. But then when you see a guy like Johnny, it's just like boom, right there, it's not even online. It's just like a boom, okay. >> Be it Hollywood right now. >> He would watch the first stunt, the first crash, and probably offer you to be in the new Jackass. >> That's what I was kind of thinking, I'm kind of upset at it. >> You could totally be in Jackass. >> Everyone go take Johnny Knoxville and Gavin's crash reel from 25. >> That'd be amazing. >> Yeah, that'd be awesome. >> Yeah, it was so crazy. I was sitting outside and a couple people went up to take a picture and I was like, what's going on there? Who the heck is that? And then I kind of saw the white hair, I was like, that could only be one guy honestly. And I'll ask one more guy, he's like, that's fucking Johnny Knoxville, no fucking way. Just standing there waiting for his Uber, so I walked around nice and calm. Hey, sir, I really love your work. He was super quiet because he didn't, he obviously didn't want to draw that big of a crowd, I'm sure. And he's like, dude, thank you so much, can I ask for a picture, grab a picture with him, and that was that. It was pretty crazy. >> Pop it up, let's see it. >> Yeah, I'll fold it up real fast. >> He pops up as just some old man right. >> [LAUGH] >> It's not even Johnny. >> No, it was so- >> Did you mention to him that you got a insane crash reel? >> I tried to, but it was honestly so quick, I didn't get it out all the way. That's the first person I've ever been nervous to meet. And it kind of gave me an insight on how fans feel to meet us. It made my day for the next two days. >> I was like, holy shit, this was like- >> Yeah, you just kept thinking about him. >> All day long, like I was like, holy shit, I just met the legend of all legends right there. >> I was like, what are the right words to say, meaning Johnny Knoxville when you're Gavin? Like, sub jackass. >> [LAUGH] >> How do you put it into words? Like, I know everyone always says this, but I actually have the craziest crash reel. >> That's what I was thinking right, I'm so mad I couldn't figure it out. >> It's like whenever we go to the bar and some guy pulls up, he's like, I gotta show you this video. I gotta show you this video, and you stand there for five minutes as they're scrolling back to like 2019 to show like a video of them jumping their quad, like four feet in the air.
You're just like dude that was sick fucking quiet. Oh, no, you got to see this one. You got to see this one next Imagine how he times you seen that up to Johnny and Hawksville and they're like I do the dumbest shit. Yeah, we would be best for I'm stupid. That's the thing where they kind of had you know They invited a lot of people in for jackass foreign. I know they jackass fight. But I'm already That's how would be the perfect guys are in prison edition Buzz it does look like you're in prison. Hey Johnny Knoxville in prison He flies commercial, huh? No, that was JSX What's that mean? It's semi-private. Savage. Yeah, you were fine private semi-private. What's semi-private? Like JSX is like a like a private, you know Plain type thing you get free drinks you just pay a little bit extra like 500 bucks one way There's a couple fights they got like Phoenix to Denver Yeah, they're like little private jets. There's actually really cool Basically the segue between commercial and So we couldn't do that though toss up the dough for it. You could get a segway though. No, they're like I said we could get a segway segway testing. That's a that's a video right there They were sick will the guy who he drove off a cliff. Yeah, unfortunately. No, mr. segway himself I created on my believe We got a segway off a cliff the bad way and perished. That was on accident. I did not know that for sure Yes, well From what I know. Yes, it was an accident He accidentally rode a segway a personal transporter off a cliff and into a river wow in North Yorkshire In what what a way to go. Oh, he purchased the company didn't even make it Here's your segway and why is that funny up? He was reversing to make way for a dog walker That actually sucks. Did he was reversing to make way for imagine being the guy walking the dog you watch that He was a former coal miner for like mailmen or like mall cops I guess there's a small window for his segway But I think the general consensus is these things are fucking stupid Then the guy that owes the company does that it's just like what the hell is going to look I bet you you could do some pretty crazy stunts on segway Let's get a couple. I think I've seen one with forces on it. I feel like a segway is kind of similar to one of those Snowbike things that we got hmm, dude. How crazy are better cat? Just dropped those in their new line and they look identical they didn't change a thing They just put great stickers on it and they didn't change anything Dude ain't doing and I read these reviews and people are like man I can't wait to get one or I've got 20 hours on mine and it's great and I'm like I'm just confused if they have the same product we have and it was and I was just excited because I was like nice Articat makes snowmobiles, so they're gonna take it and make it better than it was It is kind of funny. They highlight with 5.5 inches of front travel in 3.9 inches of rear travel It's kind of funny to like highlight less than four inches Yeah You can't be bragging. You can't be bragging of about less than four inches Tall bones are the delivery Ryan You're right. Say it. Yeah, I tell you sell it. Tell you're able to use it. They call it controlled comfort You want to go back to the double wide for some control Oh Well, I think on that note. I got hockey practice. Yeah, it's gonna mic keep your head up out there buddy I'm practicing slap shots and checking today Learning how to skate. Yeah. Yeah. What do you do? Oh at practice? I just line up against the wall and then they check me They you dress me up in goalie pads, but I'm not a goalie They just hit me. All right boys. Well, I think that's a wrap. Heck yeah Thank you for watching this week's podcast if you haven't hit subscribe We make podcasts every Tuesday and we'll see you next week. Don't forget I didn't for our dual TRX giveaway It is the final week had seaboystv.com every $5 you spend gets you one entry Dolly see this Davis baby
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The group shares humorous stories about their wild adventures, including crashes involving three-wheelers, vans, and snowmobiles.
Gavin and Ryan have a playful, competitive dynamic, especially around drinking and driving, with Gavin showing a unique, mindful approach to consumption.
A major prank involved Jake’s car being displayed on a pole for a month, leading to wind-related concerns and eventual dismantling.
The team jokes about their drinking habits, with Gavin questioning mixtures and Ryan humorously claiming he’s “not even buzzed,” highlighting their self-awareness.
There’s a recurring theme of over-the-top, chaotic fun, often involving risky stunts and unexpected outcomes, like the infamous snowbank crash.
The group reflects on their lifestyle, including lack of routine, spontaneous decisions, and a deep bond built through shared mishaps and laughter.
A subplot involves a rumored drug use rumor, which is quickly debunked and reframed as a misunderstanding fueled by excitement over gifts.
They acknowledge the value of spontaneity and authenticity, celebrating the joy of being present, unfiltered, and full of energy despite frequent mishaps.
Summary:
The group shares a collection of humorous, chaotic stories centered around their wild and unfiltered lifestyle. Key moments include a series of crashes involving three-wheelers, snowmobiles, and vans, often resulting in injuries or damage but always ending with laughter. Gavin and Ryan engage in playful banter about drinking habits, with Gavin reflecting on his cautious, non-intoxicated approach, while Ryan jokes about being overwhelmed by alcohol.
A major prank involves Jake’s car being left on a pole for a month, sparking fears of wind damage and eventual removal. The group also addresses a viral rumor about Ryan using drugs, which they quickly disprove, calling it a misunderstanding fueled by excitement over gifts. They emphasize authenticity and spontaneity, celebrating their unscripted adventures and the strong bonds formed through shared misadventures.
The tone remains lighthearted, with recurring themes of humor, chaos, and genuine connection. Despite the risks and mishaps—like a snowbank crash or a Lamborghini being torn apart for a battery issue—the group sees these as part of what makes their lifestyle exciting and meaningful. Their humor stems from self-deprecation, shared experiences, and a deep appreciation for each other’s personalities, turning chaos into camaraderie.
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The hosts received a large pallet of garage beer unexpectedly. They enjoy drinking it, especially keystone beer, and have made it a weekly ritual, like their 'productive week' beer. Gavin has mixed drinks with whiskey, vodka, and tequila, but ended up with a headache, highlighting the risks of excessive drinking.
The hosts drink on planes to burn up free drink coupons, though they often feel hungover after landing due to the lack of service and pressure changes. Despite this, they’ve grown more comfortable with flying, though one host still hates drinking on planes due to the feeling of being hungover immediately after landing.
Ryan crashed into a snowbank while on a snowmobile, which was a near-miss with a tree. The crash was dramatic, and the GoPro footage showed the exact same reaction as another crash they witnessed. The incident was both scary and memorable, with the group later discussing it as a fun and chaotic moment.
The hosts are deeply excited about three-wheelers, often reacting with joy and humor when they see one. This excitement is genuine and long-standing, showing that despite being a risky activity, they find it thrilling and entertaining, a recurring theme in their videos and interactions.
Gavin crashed a three-wheeler into a tree, which was a significant and dramatic event. The crash was captured on GoPro, and the footage was shared with the team. Though it was dangerous, the incident was seen as a fun and exciting moment, reinforcing the group’s adventurous and fearless lifestyle.
Jake’s car was left on a pole for a month as a prank, exposing it to the elements and wind. The hosts are concerned about its safety, especially during windy days, and have had to wait for the right conditions to remove it. The situation became a source of humor and concern, with the car still on the pole at times.
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