Rumor Has It ft. Rob Kardashian

Today, I wanted to do a one-on-one episode about debunking rumors I've heard about me or my family. I just know that there's a long, long list. Every Kardashian has a clone stored in Calabasas. So the Kardashians are closed? Yes, one million percent. I've heard this rumor that Kardashians are witches. Their success is all due to the deal made with the witches. I got plastic surgery to elongate my hands. She has the entire internet asking, what are those? Kim has six toes. Just count them. There's six toes there. One, two, three, four, five. I get it. That does look like a six toe. Rob, the reason why I'm calling you is because one of the questions are, would you ever come back to TV? Um. Listen. It's definitely, I feel like, um, this is, uh. Take your chance. Discover chance au splendide. The new fragrance. Chanel. I feel like I'm getting a little more as long as I want it so I'll be more comfortable cause I take a chance. If you won't go, I won't play among the stars a little more, a little more. Okay, guys. So I've been thinking that I absolutely love having guests on. I love sharing my space with really inspiring, smart, incredible people. But I also love just chit-chatting one-on-one with you guys. I love talking with myself and sharing thoughts with you guys. And today I wanted to do a one-on-one episode with all of you about debunking rumors. So we had the team Google some rumors, what they've heard about me or my family, and I haven't read them yet. So I'm going to read them with you guys. And chat about them. Give my insights. Yeah. First, do you want to talk about the first time you ever heard a rumor about yourself? I don't remember the very first rumor. There's just always been. I don't know if people feel like they have to top these rumors because some of these rumors are crazy. There was something from many years ago about like how we abducted raccoons or something. It was like this whole thing. It was bizarre. In some rumors, you're just like, where would that even start from and how does it have legs? It had become a viral thing. So I don't know the very first rumor I've heard about me or my family. And I guess that's what we're about to get into is the long, long list. Chloe was secret. I was a surrogate for Kim. I've never been a surrogate for Kim or anyone. I've had one pregnancy that I've carried and that was true. Another rumor is that I faked my split with Tristan for PR. First of all, I don't want any of that kind of PR. We've been broken up for this December will be four years. So that's a very big commitment. I don't think Meryl Streep can pull that off. Like that's crazy. And she's the best. Another rumor is I'm secretly married to Tristan. I've never heard that rumor. No, I'm not. I've heard this rumor that the Kardashians are witches. Oh, I've. Even seen this video. The story is their great grandmother on the Kardashian side went to a witch and made some sort of spell that her family would be famous and rich. I'm not a witch that I know of. I can't tell you what my great grandmother did, but I don't think any of us are witches. I would hope if I was a witch, I would know some really cool spells. And I, I know nothing. Another rumor is that Kris Jenner orchestrates everything. I actually love that rumor. And I don't think it should. Be debunked because I think it's cool. And in a way, oh, I don't know if she orchestrates, but in a way she's. She's like the most powerful woman in my eyes. So like. I'm here for it. Oh, she plants stories about others to take the heat off of one. No, no. I mean, that's amazing. But none of us plant stories. But like, why would you plant it about another kid? Plant it about somebody else. Do you know what I mean? Because then you're just putting your other child in the same drama that you're trying to eliminate the other one from. So that doesn't even. Some of these don't even make sense. The Kardashians are all AI clones and reptiles. I'm not a clone. And like AI just became a thing over the past few years. Like how. So what? We just became clones. Lame. I have heard the reptilian thing. Okay. I've seen videos. Where people do photos of my hands from when I was literally 24 and I had shorter nails when your nails are shorter. They look stumpier. Hence the long nails. I like elongated fingers. Also in this photo, I know this photo because I got annihilated for my skinny fingers. Okay. And I was wearing nude nail polish and my hands and my fingers look the same skin color. So they do look extra long. I'm not going to lie about that. I have never worn nude nail polish since. And this is years ago because of this photo. I don't like the way my hands look. I don't want my hands to look like that. But also when you get older, I just think you naturally lose fat in your hands. So yes, from a photo that I was 50 or 60 pounds heavier than I am now. Number one. And I was 24. I'm now 40. My hands. My hands are going to age a little bit. Kim has six toes and is part alien. She does not have six toes. Kim actually has beautiful feet. I would say we all do in our family. There's one sister's feet that aren't the best, but you know, God is fair. She is pretty gorgeous. So they're fine. They're just not the best. This is rude. I have a question for whoever made this rumor that Khloe faked. Her voice for years. I, I didn't fake my voice for years, but I do wonder where the old voice went. And it's not just me. This is Courtney, Kim and I back in the day. We had such different voices than we do now. And I don't know if it was the time, like everyone sort of spoke in more of a high pitched voice. I don't know. My voice is different. My laugh is different. What I can't figure out. Cause when I see. The old episodes of keeping up, I die that that's the sound of my voice. I cannot believe it. It's a totally different voice. I agree or no, I could see where this comes from, but did it gradually start changing into more of a normal voice or was it just one day I pulled out this deeper voice? I don't know. I can't tell you. So I would love if someone can figure that out for me. Was this a. Schedule transformation or did we just go from the high voice to this voice now? Cause I don't know. Chloe is the family crisis manager in disguise. I've never heard that, but I'm honored. I am not. I am the family like support system. Whenever someone needs me, I'm going to be there. But family crisis manager. We're definitely when there is a crisis, we all come together. We have a few family meetings, but it's. Totally my mom and Kim that mainly Kim that will like lead the way, give guidance, but we're all support if there's a crisis or whatever, we all there to support one another. Kim normally will have like a master plan and like, okay, this is what we got to do. Blah, blah, blah. Everything's going to be fine. And my mom just. Like reassures you, everything's going to be fine too, but definitely not me. Every cardiac. Patient has a clone stored in Calabasas. No, it sounds amazing, but I would want to look different so I can go and do things. Where would you go if you were in disguise? If I was in disguise, I just want to do like normal things. I love Costco. I would love to go to Costco and just walk up and down the aisles and just shop without people. Like, why are you here? I've gotten into fights at home goods because I wasn't supposed to be at home goods and the girl was like, what are you doing here? And I said, what are you doing here? Anything she said, I said the same sentence back. She was like, shouldn't you be at Neiman's? I go, shouldn't you be at Neiman's? And she was like, just kept going at me. And I was like, I love home goods. She did not want me to be there. She was like, you should not be buying stuff here. And I was like, why? Like, it's, I don't want to be bullied for going to Costco and home goods. It's not nice. And I would love to go to a fair. I love fairs. like just go to a fair, ride the ride, rides have fun win the games without everyone thinking it's strange that i'm at the fair you have a weird favorite like fair food um what the fuck is that thing called yes i do funnel cake that's what it is i love funnel cakes i love the frozen lemonades yum yum yum and i love that spinning machine that you have to like stand on the wall and it spins you Love that. I'm not a big rollercoaster girl, but that's why I like a fair. Okay. The family holds weekly scandal planning meetings. No. We hold, well, we used to, or we attempted to hold weekly meetings to just discuss like what's going on in each other's lives, like those types of things that lasted, I think, for like two weeks. And then I'm still waiting for the next one. It's been a few years. But we used to do that and like come up with ideas as a family. That was really fun. We haven't done that in decades. But who the fuck wants this many scandals? That's horrible. Kim's crying face was intentional. PR move. No one would intentionally look like that crying. That's crazy. Like that's, you would try to avoid that. Chloe has a burner TikTok where she responds to haters. I don't. I did have a Finsta for a minute years ago and I forgot the login password. So I don't have it anymore on my phone and I don't have the energy for a Finsta. Like what bothered me is I didn't realize people could see if you're looking at their stories. That's annoying. Like, let me just look from my page. Why do I have to go through all this work to stalk someone? So now like the girls always have to remind me, you know, they can see if you're looking at their stories. I've just, who the fuck cares? Okay. I'm looking at your stories. Boo. I don't care. And when I respond, I respond from, I say it with my chest. I respond from my own page. So now I don't. The family uses crisis actors in scenes on the show. For what? Like anytime you have an entourage around you, they think those are like paid actors, not actual friends. We barely. We barely have people around us. I feel like we've lost all of our friends because we've been on camera for 20 years and most of our friends are like, we don't want to be on camera anymore. We have shit to do. So we don't have as many friends as we once did. So who you see are the loyal few that have stayed, that haven't disappeared. Chris has a secret vault of blackmail material. She doesn't, but I would. If I could, I think I would. Just to threaten people. Sometimes you just have to remind people who the fuck you are. Don't fuck with me because remember this and then just leave it at that. Chloe has a secret twin and they split public appearances post-surgery. What does that mean? Am I just doing tons of surgeries? Oh my God. Wow. Well, I don't have a secret twin. Like everyone wants to joke 10% Kris Jenner. I need 10%. If I had a secret twin, Kris Jenner would be milking that twin. She would love a twin Kardashian act, please. Chloe and plastic surgery. People think she reconstructed her whole face. I'm going to take that as a compliment, but I have done my nose. I've said this a thousand times. Dr. Raj Kanodia in Beverly Hills. He's amazing. I love my nose for a multitude of reasons, but mainly because I feel like it's a subtle nose job. It's not super crazy. I don't think you would know I had a nose job unless you saw my nose before. Then you'd be like, oh, okay. She had one. But if you just saw me for the first time, I don't think you would think I had a nose job. I like that. I've also lost 60 to 80 pounds at some point, depending if I was coming off of a pregnancy. That changes the shape of your face. I've also done Botox and fillers. I don't love fillers anymore. Still love Botox. I do lasers on a monthly basis. Love a fucking laser. Skin tightening. Anything I'll do for skin tightening. But the only facial surgery I've done is the nose job. And I would tell everyone, I don't care. We also have video photos. I've been on TV since I've been 22, 21, 22. You guys, like, it's obvious. But yes, also I'm 40, going to be 41. My face is going to change the older I get. Different makeup techniques. But I would say, I don't even know if my nose made such a difference in my face. Because it's a similar shape as my original nose. It's more, I would think, the weight loss. Or just aging. I definitely think I notice my face looking not the way I like it. I would say stranger. When I was doing fillers, I didn't like that look. But I think we had fun. I didn't like filler blindness for a moment. Or some people did. And yeah, also lasers tightening things. I would say that. That's what I think. I did have, here on my face, I've had skin cancer. And I had a tumor removed from the side of my face. And my doctors talked about it. I have photos of a huge, I've posted about it. Because I want to bring awareness to skin cancer. I didn't know I could have melanoma. I never thought that's what it was. We removed a huge chunk of my face to save my life. And I had to wear a bandage on my face for over a year to help the scar from not being crazy. My whole face concaved. And I do get filler. That is, it's a biostimulant filler. I believe it's a Sculptra. Not sure. I do that here. Because I need to fill that space. So that is. Sorry. That is the only place that I do get filler on right now. I used to do it in other places. Now it's just here to fill the loss of volume that's in my face. Because I want to. I don't want my face to be indented the way it was. You Photoshop every picture you post. I don't. But there was a time that I definitely did. There was a time that I was around some people. That would make me feel like I needed to. I also think it was the era, too. I felt like a lot of people were Photoshopping or heavily Photoshopping more than they do now. I do feel like there was a time that we all just got consumed in this filter lifestyle. And we couldn't see ourselves without a filter. And there's definitely days that I'm like, oh, I need a filter. I don't feel good about myself. But I'm on video. And I do like myself better in video than stills. I don't think I'm the most photogenic. But I'll take. I'll take 500 photos to get the one that I like. That's okay. I'm allowed to do that. But I will say there was a time that I heavily Photoshopped. I wouldn't dare post a photo without heavily Photoshopping. And in hindsight, when I look back at those photos, it's a cartoon character. And it's humiliating that I thought that was even a version of myself. I feel bad that I thought I needed to look like that. But I was around people who were all doing that. And if they took. They would make me look that way before giving it to me. And then I would think that's how I looked. And if I got paparazzi, I'd be like, I don't look like that. I look like this photo. And I really had to reprogram my mind to be like, okay, we have to lay off the filters. This isn't real. That's not how I look. And I don't want to look like that. It was a strange time. Maybe filters were a new thing. I can't remember. I just remember being so consumed in the filter. And having my face look a way that it just wasn't. But currently now, no, I like to have good lighting. I definitely have more controlled photos, like good lighting. And I might take a bunch to get the ones I like. But I don't have to Photoshop every photo. But there was a time. I was banned from the Met Gala. Oh, my goodness. I was at the Met Gala. So I've been lovely. I just don't love red carpets. They're not. They're not any red carpet of any sort. They're not what I care to do. I will go. And the Met Gala was such a great experience because we, it was all my sisters were there, I think, right? Yeah. It was all my sisters and my mom that were there. So it was such a great moment in time to go. And if I get invited back, I mean, I've been invited back, but I miss the days of red carpets where you're taking something to promote a movie or draw attention to yourself. And to your friend's brand or whatever it is, to a good cause, anything. That used to be fun and do silly poses on the carpet used to be so lighthearted and fun. I don't remember people being like, her face, her clothes, what shoes is she wearing? It just is so horrible now. You're going just to be annihilated. And that's not why I'm choosing to leave my house, my kids. Why would I willingly want to do that? I would have to be in a very jolly mood to go on any red carpet. I want to walk around it. I have so many events that I go to and I say, no red carpet, I'm so sorry. And it's like, they know that ahead of time. No disrespect, I just don't want to hear the noise. I'm going to call my brother, Rob. There's a few things about him that I read. And instead of me answering for him, I'm going to call him and let him answer some of them. Yo. Whoa. Yo. Hi. Hi. How are you? Hi. I'm good. You're on Chloe in Wonderland right now. So it's just me talking to me. And this episode is about rumors. So basically I had my team here Google rumors about me or the fam. And that's what this episode's about. And the reason why I'm calling you is because some of the rumors are pertaining to you. And I felt who's better to address them than you. So don't you find it weird that people think you and I still live together? Not really. We lived together for a long time. Oh, OK. I always am like, where would he be? I just find it so strange that people still think. I mean, my daughter's always at your house, so. I know, but we live in the same community. It's not that crazy. It isn't that crazy. But people just, I don't. They film a lot, so they don't see what, you know, we really do. And why don't you film a lot? Do you just want to take a step back? Or is there, I think people think there's like a blowout between us. There's definitely nothing wrong between any of us. It just has everything to do with myself. I don't want to be, I don't want to be filming and putting myself in a position where I'm not comfortable. Like, I'm not comfortable in my skin. So why would I want to go be on camera? And just be vulnerable and let like people in when I'm not, that's not what I want to do. Well, I will say just you saying that is very vulnerable. And I think people will respect that. I mean, that's just how I've been. I'm not going to just put myself out there if I'm not comfortable with myself. I haven't been comfortable with myself in years. And also filming and doing all that, just it's not for everybody, so. No, it's not. And I choose my own happiness and like peace rather than. Better talk about it. Just filming for. For somebody who doesn't do anything for me in my personal life. So you better talk about it. That's the truth. One of the questions are, would you ever come back to TV? And, you know, you might make a cameo on the Hulu show, but people have to see about that. It's a little, of course, I mean, I love filming if it's positive and if it's like natural and I'm feeling good about myself. And, of course, and I'm comfortable. But, of course, I like I like being around my family. So that stuff is good to me. That stuff is good to me. I mean, of course, I would film. I'm not obviously I have nothing against it. I just the reason I don't is because I'm very I'm a homebody and I'm just I just choose, like I said, my peace and happiness rather than just like filming for. I don't know. You're the smartest one. I'll tell you that. So, yeah, biggest question in the family. Who are you the closest with? I think, you know, that answer. I'm definitely closest with you. Thank you. No, that's all you don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You and that's all we needed was just that. Thank you. I was just going to say more positive facts. OK, let's hear it. Well, because our kids are together every day. We carpool. We dinner together. Like, so it's just natural. Like, we're definitely the closest. We have to communicate with each other. We were also close before kids. No, of course. I'm just saying it makes sense to remain like that. Yeah. OK, I wish you didn't elaborate. It was better when you just picked me. Don't blame it on the kids. I didn't even name another sister. Do you have a favorite memory of me and you growing up? A favorite? I mean, there's more negative memories than positive, but. What does that mean? I mean, you guys like my nickname was P-Boy growing up. I just feel like that was caused by like. That was from your. Probably me peeing on one of your friends. Well, that's a problem. And those are more your stepbrothers. And anyways, Rob, you don't remember driving down Ventura Boulevard and our bikes going to fast food restaurants and. Chloe. You never did that. I don't know what the world you're living in. We did that all the time from dad's house. No, I took the bus. I went and got went to go eat. No, I said bikes. Yeah, but you never did that. Oh, from dad's house. OK. You and I did that all the time from Havenhurst. Yeah, I'm thinking like later on. No, you freak. I used to walk down the hill from. I know you took the bus. I never took the bus. That was you. Listen, it's transportation. But yes, I do remember a lot of good times. I remember. Just kids stuff like making the swamp water like potion thing at the Tower Lane house. I always remember that. What about we made forts and sewer drains? That was like I would never let my kids do this now. It's crazy. Yeah, we used to like walk the streets. I mean, people are going to go, oh, you're walking the streets of Beverly Hills. But it felt crazy. There was llamas. Wild out there. That shit did not feel like Beverly Hills. So there's kumquat trees and like llamas and stuff. Like, come on. Who was Bruce Springsteen lived across the street and had llamas that spit on us. Yeah, but tough times growing up. Llamas. But as a child, you think a llama is like a dragon or something. Well, we never saw one before. Yeah, so you don't know. That's what I'm saying. It's like a dragon. Okay. It's very different. But anyways, Rob, do you think fatherhood has changed you? Wait, I just want to know. How would you know what a dragon is like? We watched Puff the Magic Dragon or Pete the Magic Dragon. One of those. Yeah, Pete's Dragon, I believe. Pete's Dragon. One of those. You always do this. It's Pete's. I'm pretty sure it's Pete's Dragon. I don't know. But we watched movies. Or have you not seen it? It's Pete's Dragon. Or the Never Ending Story, Valkor. Like, hello. Of course. So I've seen what a dragon looks like. And yes. Pete's Dragon was like Pippi Longstocking days. Loved Pippi Longstocking. In reference to the Never Ending Story, Valkor, that does look. It could resemble. The Lama, not the shape, but the fluffy white face. Yes, I guess. So I can give you. I'm trying to save you, not saving me. Do you think being a dad has changed you? And if so, how? Has it changed me? Yeah, it's definitely changed me. It's definitely like made me more grounded. And like all I instead of focusing like my energy on a lot of other things. I'm like all about, obviously, my daughter. I mean, that's just like what it is. That's what you have to be. Yeah. So you're taking care of. I mean, it's definitely like I always thought I would have like five children and this and that. And so long ago, I couldn't even imagine handling five children. So it's hard. Once you become a parent, you're like, oh, damn. OK. Yeah. But it's definitely, I feel like. It's definitely given me a lot of responsibility because you have to you're taking care of another human. You got to make sure this human becomes not becomes there's no pressure, but you just have to take it. You're looking after another child and then you have to focus on this other person's feelings. And there's so much that goes into it. And like what's going on in this person's life for the day or if this person's having a bad day, like not only do you have to focus on if you're having a bad day. And fix that. Then you got to fix your child's whatever's going on in their life. So it's just it's definitely a lot. And I love it. I love it. I. Well, you are the best dad. Well, thank you. I'm very lucky. Dream makes it very easy. She's very smart and she's a good kid. But she is. It's still very hard. Like, it's just hard. And it's a girl. So it's like it's a girl. It's tough. I'm dealing with like, you know, a woman. It's a woman's feelings and stuff. So, OK, she's not a woman yet. Let's calm down. I mean, she's. Can you imagine when she is? Oh, my God. I mean, she's a woman like her. I know. She's a female. And doing like the hair. And I get it. It's very different. I'm all about women empowerment. So. Your love life. Do you have a dating life or. Do you not date? I just talk to people. You talk to a lot of people. of people Rob I do people think Rob might be a recluse but let me tell you Rob still gets around it's wild I've never seen anything like it teach me your ways I mean I'm very I'm a good I'm good at talking to people but also like there's come moments where I'm like okay I can't talk to anybody it's too much like energy I'm it's just too much I'm talking to too many people I don't want to be like that and also I'm I have a daughter I'm like I'm trying to be a good example I'm not trying to I don't bring girls in the house I don't have girls meet my daughter I don't it's very responsible of you but I've always been that since she was a baby so I've been single she's eight years old I've been single for eight years you know since she's been born and um it's just like yes of course I've dated and stuff but I've never gotten serious or wanted to or I've just my energy is just into a dream that's just like what you know and it's probably I'm probably too strict with that like I probably should have fun and enjoy my life and stuff but I mean I still have fun and I enjoy my life I just don't care to like be dating somebody honestly unless it just happens it just doesn't happen I get it but I definitely talk to talk to people I just don't I'm not out here going on dates and like yeah sometimes I do but I really prefer not to I get it I prefer none of that last question is there anything you want people to know about you or are you fine with what they know good I'm fine with them I'm fine with them knowing or thinking whatever they want I don't care that doesn't bother me what people assume or you know good for you Bobby yeah man just take it one day at a time that's all we can do we'll take it one day at a time thanks for answering some of those questions thank you for asking them yeah you're welcome bye so I feel like I have hopefully cleared up just enough rumors but maybe not all of them so we could keep them going you never know hopefully I gave you guys some clarity or answers and feel better about these probably won't make a difference but that's okay I hope you enjoyed me bantering back and forth with myself