Rudy Shoots Her Shot with Marcello Hernandez

-You two are bad friends. -You are these two idiots. -Woo! -My dude, you're an Asian dude. -You two are disgusting. -Woo! -Oh, you two are something. -The bad friends. -What are you doing here? -I'm back, baby. [laughs] -Richie. -Richie. -Richie, are you back? I mean, I see I have eyeballs. I see you, you know what I mean? But why are you back? I don't know, you know, if I like it. -No. -Yeah, yeah. You know what? We should get an email to say who's coming. -We should. -Because when I walked in here, I kind of had like a little bit of a traumatic response to the situation. -Yeah, it's triggering. -But why do we have a positive relationship? -No, because one time, do we talk about when I was on stage and then you were on the. -Oh, no, we didn't, but. -I mean, the main room, I. -You're in the main room and what happened? -And then I'm doing okay. I looked to my right. -There's, you know, Richie, in the front row. -Why are you sitting in the front row? -Well, I didn't mean to. I got tickets because my friend was in town, and he's a huge comedy fan, so I was like, "Oh, cool, let's go to the store." -He wasn't laughing? -I was. -He just had a permanent smile. This is what he was doing. -Yeah, freaky. -Freaky, dude. -Freaky, Richie. -Freaky me out, dad. -Well, I was nervous. -You're freaky! -No! -You are. -You're freaky, man. -Did I tell you? -Did I tell you? -Yeah. -I saw money supreme. -I heard it's good. -It's great. -Yeah. -It's like five movies in one. -Are you being positive or negative? -Positive. It's a lot of. It's a lot of stories in one. You could have made people get annoyed by this. You could have made a great limited run series TV show out of it. -Oh, I see. -Because there are so many sub-stories going on, like so many different stories. That, like, you know, you could have. This could have been stretched out. -Did you see it? -No. -Yeah, yeah. -I can't believe you didn't see it. -I'm really full of anxiety right now. -Why? -Because next week's the weekend. -What is it? -My special. -Oh, yeah. -I know you're taping. -You know, it's something funny that happened a couple days ago. I call Abby, my manager, and she. -Do you have a phone? -No. I do a smoke thing. -Bobby needs me. -Yeah. I go, "What about intro music?" Right? How much does that cost? And this and that. And she goes, "Why don't you just use a public domain song?" -Like a just like from a free library. -Really? Imagine this. "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Bobby Lee, take me out to the whole game." -Look up the amazing graces one. -Happy birthday to Abby. -That'd be such a funny song to come out to. -Yeah, yeah. I mean, public domain. -I mean, it would give you like a couple of minutes up top to joke about it. If you did happy birthday. -Yeah, maybe. -If you're like, "Hey, man, we can't afford it." -Yeah, we can't afford it. -See how elaborate it is. -Yeah. -Are you excited to shoot? -Uh, I don't know if excited is the word. It's just like an anxiety, a lot of anxiety, really. -You've worked so hard on this. -I know, but. -The hour is going to be fucking amazing. -Yeah. -It's going to break records. -Yeah. -It's going to get nominated. It's going to break records. It's going to be the highest viewed special on Hulu in history. -I have really bad jokes in it. -Well, that doesn't mean it's not going to be watched. You know what I mean? -Yeah. -Planning of things that were bad were watched by a lot of people. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You know? -Yeah, that's true. -Yeah, that happens all the time. -Yeah. -Okay. So bad is good. -Right? -Bad is good. -Michael Jackson, bad, good. -Yeah. -So bad. It means bad. To name an album, bad. -Yeah. -It's good. -Yeah, it's good. -So it should be probably bad. -Yeah, bad, yeah. -Everyone's going to family. -The family's going to. -I'm sorry, I can't be there. -It's okay. -I saw her in Hawaii. Swimming in the ocean. -Yeah, yeah. -I saw, bro. -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. -You're swimming for like three days straight, huh? That's got to be so freeing. How nice. She gets to do that. -Yeah. -No responsibility. -No responsibility. -This swim in the ocean three days. -Free. -Yeah, man. -Hey, everybody. I use app. -Hey, man. Look how silky my hair is. -Oh, my. -Yeah, yeah. -You're a commercial. -The commercials are great. -Yeah. -Yeah, you're acting. I see her acting in it now. -For any time's of work, she's making you do it and you don't want to do it. -Sometimes. -As she convinces you. -Yeah. -Yeah. -When you go out to the ocean and you guys go for a dive day or whatever, how long are you in the water for? -I think Max is like four or five. -Five hours of long time water. -It's a long time being in the water. -But they can just live out there. -Well, they're from down there. -Yeah, I know. But they love the water. -You were born underwater. -Want you? -Your mom had you underwater. -Yeah. -Can I get the greatest moment of my life? -I better be included. -You're not there. -I think you're absolutely not there. -You're not there. -Interesting. -It's like one of the most peaceful moments of my life. -Oh, I wasn't there, yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -When you're around, I get through like, you know what I mean? -Yeah, I love when you're asleep. -Yeah, I get sore. -Yeah, me too. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You get through, you're right? -I'm sore. -I know me too. -My whole body hurts. -When you're around me? -Oh, yeah. -You get me too. -Yeah, I would. -So, we all went to the Philippines and. -Nothing. -And, you know, they have millions of, not millions, but thousands of little islands around. You can take a little boat, you know what I mean? -To a super small island. -Right. -The beautiful day. -What's on those little tiny islands? -One tree sometimes. -That's it. -Yeah, yeah. Like, one or two trees. -Wow. -Yeah, so we went on this island. And I was, it's so blue, the water. -Yeah. -And I was floating on my back in the water, right? -Mm-hmm. -Where it's like, you know what I mean? You can hear the ocean. -Bobbing in and out of your ear. -But they can also hear the people. So, they were like playing games on the beach. -That's where you were. -So, you can hear, you know what I mean? You just hear laughter and joy. But you're also hearing the sea, right? And I closed my eyes. And it was the ultimate piece I've ever felt. -And joy. -It was Nirvana. -You were Zen. -Yeah. But, you know, when it was so funny. But when I was at that treatment center for trauma, right? You know, we did this thing where it's like, if you do this, right? And you think about that one. That was my experience. I think of an experience where you're truly peaceful. And I got hypnotized. And if I do this, apparently it takes me back, but it never works. It never works. It never does it work. -I'm there. -Yeah. But it's like, yeah. -Yeah, I'm there. -Exactly. What's your most peaceful moment? -I think I talked about it on the show. It was. -Have we done bad friends yet? -I think it was just in the beginning. -Okay. -And then I. No, right before. It was actually right before that. It was six years ago. And I hung out with these people and had a great day. And then I met up with Durmer and got some phenomenal seafood. And then we went to Al-Qai Beach and rented long boards. You know, paddle boards. And I went out on the board and I was just laying out there in the ocean. There's a similar, oddly similar story. And I was just laying on it, just kind of letting this slow, slow wake take me. And I was like, I could die right now. Al-Qai Beach. It was one of those moments that I just. I don't know why it was perfect. It was just beautiful and perfect out on the water. Something about it. It was weird. It was like everything aligned. And then the show that night was fucking awesome. -Yeah. -It was at that club in Seattle. -Parler life. -Yeah, parler. -Yeah, I love that club. -Where you had to go through the bar. -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the club where that native guy didn't let me in, remember? -Oh, yeah. -Yeah, that's the same club. -Right. -Well, they closed down. -I know they did. -It was because of you. -It was. -It was. -Yeah. -Yes, you got that native. It was a big deal. -Yeah, anyway. -That's your most peaceful. -That was just a moment that you reminded me of when I. I've talked about that before. It just made me feel like. -Amen. -Everything is okay. -Yeah. -And it was for a little bit. -They can't include the water because we're doing that. -What is the water? -It usually does, though. -I know you're right. You can include water. -I think the first time I've. free dived with Atika Lai and I was able to go really deep. And I just stayed there for like a long time. -How long can you hold your breath for? -Not that long. Maybe just like a minute. I'm like a half or something. -So you stayed down there for about a minute? -You were peaceful for 45 seconds. -Yeah. -It was so nice. -Oh. -And did you come back up and you felt like I want to keep going down as far as I can? -Mm-hmm. -And the free dived thing scares me. -Yeah. -To-toot. -No, no, no. I belong up top. -What's with the swimming of the sharks? Oh, we used to do that bullshit. -Oh, so fun. -No, it's bullshit. -It was so nice. -You don't need to swim with those guys. -I'm not doing that anymore. -It doesn't make sense. -Yeah. -I want to swim with that really big, great white shark. -Oh, okay. -Are they all big? -No, like this one is like the. -Like that one lady does? -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. What's her name? -I first. -I saw that documentary, that lady that swims with the great white sharks. -Yeah, that one. -Yeah. -What is that for? What do you get out of that? Besides, almost kill. -Oh, relationship. You can develop a relationship. -This isn't the octopus teacher. -I know. Look at that. Would you do that? -That's so cool. -Would I do that? I mean. -In what fucking world would I want it? He looked at how fat that guy is. -Yeah. -Get him on a GLP one. -Yeah. -But he hasn't died, so it means the shark's fine. -Yeah, he's eating everything in sight. -Yeah. -He'll live forever. He'll live in a burger. -Is that what that is? -You can't see it. Yeah. -Double driver. -Yeah. -By the way, he. That is so fat fucking shark, dude. -That. - Oh, he's a little chowed, he's so scary. - So cool. - He's so fat, he can't turn around though. He can't get you if you're behind him. - Yeah. - I mean, no, absolutely not. What's cool about that? I think they kill humans. - I don't mind. - You don't mind being killed? - No. - I mean, they'll tear off an arm. - What a bummer. (laughs) - That's a bummer. - That's a bummer, yeah, yeah, yeah. - A huge bummer, that's a bummer. - Yeah, you're right, you're right. - If you're gonna lose a limb, which one are you gonna lose? - My left leg, I don't know. - My left leg is good, yeah, it's pretty useless, I guess. I understand that. Ocean Ramsey enters. - Because you could hide prosthetics legs with the new high-tech, you know what I mean? - Great tech. - prosthetics, right? - Yeah. - So you could wear jeans, put a prosthetic on, it could still kind of, you know what I mean? Walk around, right? But with an arm, I think it's harder to hide. - It's impossible. - Yeah, although the hands now are looking pretty wheelistic. - They're getting better. - Yeah, but you can't go like this, or you know what I mean? Or Shaka, or anything like that. - You can't do, you can't do-- - Oh, Shaka, yeah. - Or unless you can go, you can do Shaka if you bend it. - Push it down, push it down. - Like it's kingpin with that fake hand. - Yeah, they're getting really good. - Whoa, dude. - That's me. - Look at how, wow, I didn't really do it. - It's getting good, it's getting good, yeah. - The amount of these that are going to get stuck up someone's ass though. - Yeah. - The rubber one. See, that's what you need metal. So there's no tempted. - And what kind of one, you lose in a hand just to get that. - No, you do. - Yeah, you look at how cool that looks. - Okay, dude. - You know what I mean? - You can, it's mind controlled, bionic arm. So your brain is down. - Your brain does it. And no, Nike has that one shoe where it's attached to your ankle and it helps you. - What? - Right? - Yeah. - Nike has a shoe that like is-- - They can now get where it's like, I think it helps you walk. It gives you more propulsion. I don't know what the word is. - Yeah, propulsion's gotta be right. - Yeah, yeah. That. - Wow. So it straps onto your ankles. - Yeah, your ankle onto the shoe. - And it makes you go faster? - I don't know if it makes you go fast. - It can. - It can, I think, yeah. - Oh, let's get those. How much are those? - You're gonna get it right. - Mine. - I don't. - How much are those fucking? (laughing) - It looks awesome. - I don't. - I mean, that's incredible. - I'm not out or even planning on coming out yet. - Okay, hey, Nike, send these to us. - Yeah, those are cool. - Let us be the first. Let us be the test rabbits for the-- - Imagine, they have like world clent champion runners doing them and then they send them to us. - Yeah. - These are supposed to call me your mind down. They come out this week. When you step on it, it hits those balls and it sends something to your brain that relaxes you. They're called the Nike mine twos. - I want those twos. - I want those twos too, dude. They're doing it. - How do they keep doing it? - I don't know, they do it. - They gotta be stealing from Japanese people. - There's no, yeah, no, that's definitely fucking-- - They're stolen from Japanese people. - No, kind of, what's it called? Would they put the needles? - The hockey puncture, like all the nerves and the-- - Stealing from the Japanese. - There's it stealing from it. - Yeah, dude, that. - Wow. - I really want. - But you think it's psychological? - Of course. - Yeah, yeah. - It's placebo, but it also, but also, they've shown that like, as the shoe has advanced, it does do really good things for your, like when you're running long distances, like a really good running shoe does things well for your brain. Because there's so much in your feet. - Yeah. - There's so much in your feet. It's got, if you've ever seen like the reflexology stuff about like, when they find these trigger points in your feet, you know, like one thing is release of stress at certain places and something, it's all connected. - Like this works when you do this for headaches and stuff. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Why does that work? - I don't know why that works. - That freaks me out. - It freaks me out. - Like we found it where the motherboard is. But maybe those shoes, we gotta get those for us. - Please get those for us. - Yeah. - What else is other high-tech shoes that are coming out? - We gotta get more shoes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're Bluetooth, Nike's, they-- - The speakers? - They were just tied like from an app. Like I would put them on and they would get tight when I would press tie my shoe. - That's cool. - That's kind of cool. - That's like auto-laces from back to the future. - Yeah, I had that. - You had those shoes? - No, I had like the modern version four years ago. - Or one of the tennis shoes that turns and skates. - Sick. - No, but there's like-- - Ice skates are roller skates. - Roller skates, but they're getting better now, I think. - Yeah, those are the mags and Nike mags. Those are the ones from back to the future. - What do those do? - Self-lacing. Remember from back to the future? - Wow. - You know what, I really wanted, those were sick, but I also wanted the drying jacket. Drying mode. - Oh, right. - That was so cool. - It came out of the rain, like, it dried. - How far away was from hoverboard? - What the fuck are they waiting for? - What are we, let's get that going. - Yeah, well, how are we not doing hoverboard? - They invented that 30 years ago in film. We can't get it done. No, that's not the thing. - That's not the hoverboard, dude. - That's clicked on shopping. - They got to be close to getting that. - If you make the ground like magnet, you know. - Then you can do it. - But think about it. - How do you slow down or stop? - All right. - You're fucked. - You're fucked, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, like, they're creating the train that goes from LA to Vegas. It doesn't use magnets, isn't it magnet propulsion? - Let me ask you something, okay. Would you rather, you know what I mean? Us focus our energy on either high tech stuff, just for like everyday household goods, or only high tech stuff for your health. - Oh, that's such a good question. - You're in? - 'Cause I think that health is probably more beneficial, but my God, it would be better around the household. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm talking about hoverboards, you know what I mean? All that kind of stuff, you know what I mean? But it's like. - Yeah, fuck health, let's do that. (laughing) - We're all gonna die. - I know, but health, you could extend your life for 20 more years. - Why? - Exactly. - 'Cause if you're 100, you're gonna feel like shit. - Yeah. - There's no way, 'cause they can't make your bones get younger. - Yeah. - But what if they can? - No, they can't. They can like, improve your body and just get you abs and like. - I think one day they're gonna give us an ability to take your fucking brain and get a new body. - Well, they're doing already, doing head transplants. - Richie's interested. - Sky loves heads. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, I think they're experimenting with it, but it's like, would you, okay, if you're. - No successful lasting head transplant with animal experience, showing limited survival days to weeks and partial function. But I'm telling you, dude. - It's coming, it's coming. - They're coming. - If they're gonna get there. - Whose body do you want? - No, okay, here's a question. That's a good question. - Yeah. - Now, listen, I'm thinking, I'm more, if they preserved it, I'm more, Gary Coleman. (laughing) I always wanted to be a little black eye. What do you think? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That is such a good line up. - Yeah, yeah. - Your Asian head on a little black body. - A little black body. - On a sitcom right away. - Right away. - Right, yeah, I mean. - The work you've done. - And money. (laughing) - Mr. Cooper, stop. (laughing) - Yeah, that'd be cool. What body would you want? - Wait a minute. World's first volunteer of head transplant fails to accept a surgery for a lack of funds from Russia. So this guy was down to do it. - Oh, so he can get a able body as well. - What? - 'Cause he's, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He wants a new body, 'cause he's, he's. - Fully paraplegic. - A paraplegic, yeah, yeah. - Right, so he wants a mobile body. - Yeah. - But even if he did give it to him, he wouldn't know what to do with it. (laughing) - What do you mean? - He can't have one. What does he, he'll, I mean. (laughing) - Well, you can go dancing with Richie. (laughing) - Him and Rich, you're both doing the same thing. (laughing) - Blood vessels are being linked with tubes, so they're trying to do it. - Yeah. - But this is old, they've been tried. This was over a decade ago. They tried with this rush. - Wait, no, but now I think it's about to happen, I think. - We're gonna do it? - Yeah, yeah, try. - Are we really gonna do, I mean, by the way, Russia, shout out, they would try it first. - Yeah, we will try, fuck it. (laughing) - They don't give a shit, yeah, yeah. - How it's supposed to work theoretically, cooling both donor and recipient heads and bodies are cool to slow cell death, connection, key blood vessels, the jugulars and the carotus are connected to first maintained blood flow to the brain, potentially using a special plasma, spinal cord fusion. 'Cause we do those, don't we do fusion, spinal cord fusion now, for people that get in like, tragic car accidents and stuff? Other connections and nerves and trachea, asophagus are reconnected, but you're kept in a coma for weeks to allow the healing for the body and then they hope you can come out of it. - Well, where do you get the body though? Does somebody volunteer, like, you can have my body, I'm gonna die? - I'm sure it's someone that's just died. - But from died from what though? Is that what the, you know what I mean? Like, I want his body. - Okay, if you, if you get into a car accident, right? That's how they use all your organ parts if you're still young and good. - Yeah, the body's damaged if you're in a car accident. If you died from impact from a car accident, the body's no good, that's my point. - Where do you get the body? - Gun shot to the head. - I'll get that's the only scenario. - Gun shot to the head, keep the body on ice. Would you donate your head to science jewels? - Yeah. - Would you donate all your organs, all of them? - Yeah. - Everything. - I don't mind. - You don't care. - No. - Yeah, good, good for you. - The last thing about the head transplant, though, is it touching your brain old? Like, if you get a 20-year-old guy's body, right? But your brain's still old. - But imagine using that body with the knowledge that you have. - Would that extend your life, you think? - Sure, of course, a little bit. Because isn't part of your physical existence, your mental health and happiness? So you would be happier because you're like, "Wow, I've got this young body, I feel less pain." - Wow. - First human head transplant, two years away, says a surgeon. - See? - That was a decade ago. - Oh, fuck. - No update. (laughing) - Well, on this note, you know what day it is today? - Happy birthday. - It's Martin Luther King Day. - Is it today? - Oh my god. - Did you have a dream? Have you ever had a dream? - I have a dreaming. (laughing) - You guys used to have a bit like that? - Martin Luther King? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What is it? - I have a dreaming. The white people would do their own laundry. (laughing) - Like that. - Is that kind of bit? - That's a great bit. (laughing) Yeah, look at him playing pool MLK running the fucking table dude. No, I have a dream eight ball side pocket that album was really good You got air pond is here. Yeah You're laughing at you. I love it. I'm gonna bottle that up Put it in a genie bottle 300 years 300 years somebody finds it open I imagine he collects laughs. Yeah, you do you have a candle laughs at home in little jars right next to the heads and gross I just get scared for these women that go over there and see all these heads. Yeah, yeah When does that send me to girl over like not that long ago two weeks ago? Okay, but actually not two weeks ago because that was How many times you wash your sheets? He honest. He's like sheets. We have to have sheets. Yeah, I try my best anytime somebody comes over It's an instant wash, but like me personally just me like week or two. That's good a Week week or two week or two and then what usually too if it's just me What are you when do she just sheets change my sheet? Yeah, if there's a lot of bone-in going on Yeah, like if we're getting them sloppy. Yeah every like five days Okay, but if there's not bone-in a week in the day or so. It's almost like eight eight or nine days Yeah, but if we're hooking up a lot of it's a fun month. Yeah Then you got to flip them like every because then they just get nasty. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, but like yeah I'd say five days five to eight depending on the level of bone bone juice. What about you every day You change them every day. Well, I did until her mom left You didn't do you had someone else change them every day her mom your mom would change your sheets every night. Yeah She would wash them every day. I have like so many sheets Yeah, but she would just cycle through and wash them all the time. Wow I'm a king Feet me grapes You're allergic to Not every day, but she would do it once every four days. I think that's pretty standard That's I mean for for a guy like you. Yeah, who lives in the lifestyle that you live. Yeah, I cannot sleep. I've tried without taking a shower Oh, at night. Yeah, interest him Dylan was like. Yeah, man. Just sleep without taking a shower. I do it all the time No, it's nice to get into bed clean. Yeah, so I tried it and at four in the morning was like I got to take a shower Right is that I mean, how do people sleep without taking a shower? I'll tell you what I've been doing though Yeah, so I've been had to shower again at night. Even if I just showered I've been going on a hot tub because a hot tub in the rain My god hot tub in the rain is the best it's the best in thing in the world. Wow hot tub in the rain to me It's it's just something about it. You're like I feel I feel like Andy do frame when he swam to the root the pipes of poop Come out clean on the other. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I don't know what it is hot tub in the rain. Yeah, yeah, it's just it's it's life-changing They would have found me in that fucking tube Like 20 years later. I would have never made it out of there. You made it like 15 feet. Yeah, they would just see my Korean skeleton in there How long would you last in that poo? I there's no way. I could never do it. I could never do it Well, no if your life is on the line if you need if you knew that was freedom, and it was how many football football fields? Four four football fields. Yeah, yeah, four football. There's a crawling through poo God, you would you be able to do it? I think you at some point would just check out mentally and just be like it would just be But you muscle reflex just like go go go go go you would just get used to it and you'd run out of throw up at some point Oh my god, you did nothing left. You would get something in your mouth Yeah, you would do it for freedom. Yeah for freedom And then what happens if you got out and there was no rain? He was lucky Found a rainy day. There's no rain. You're just like shit. There's no Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at that guy covered in shit right at the streets Poo man, that's Andy to frame. Yeah, yeah, anyway covered in poop. Yeah He's lucky. There was rain. He was that was a lucky day for him Stephen King Yeah, and you know, it's so funny That's a great pairing because he wrote it because the the thunder strikes are when he decided to hit the rock on the pipe He waited till it rained. That was a part of it. Oh, that's right. The thunder rain at night Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, so he did plan it. You're right. Yeah, but still you're you're right though Yeah, yeah, because whatever just thunder and rain was dissipating. Yeah, it could have Like he thought it was pouring down rain. He goes out there. It's just spitting a little bit Yeah, how long would it take to get the poop off? Yeah, there's no way by the way He washed himself in the water that was poop water. Yeah, so he didn't really get clean Yeah, it was still poop water. Oh, so it's the 1950s, right? Yeah, he would never be able to do it in today No, yeah, yeah, no, they don't have it. It's just got up. There's a camera. Is it everywhere? Yeah, tiktokers tiktok videos of him. 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Yeah No socks, huh? No socks today Thank you, girl. Yeah. Yeah, they're very Middle Eastern of you. Oh, wow. Yeah, I like that a little bit Hispanic Are those Hispanic shoes? Yeah, so maybe anybody did your puppy have those everything I wear is Hispanic You know, you probably don't sleep well. Do you sleep well? I Either sleep a lot or no It depends what was it last night last night it was I did a good - Good last night, but the night before that, I woke up scared, man, you were wake up scared. - Why are you scared? - I woke up scared, 'cause I drank, I drank, and then I woke up scared, you know what I mean? I left leg, my left leg starts to go numb, but it's in my head. - It's on your head. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Where do you stay when you come to LA? - I stay at the. - No, no, no, no, no. - I stay by the store, close to the store. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You wanna go by there, why don't you stand there? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Dancing, huh? - Runny! (laughing) - Runny! - Do you say hi to work out? - Yeah, I do. - Hi. - Yeah, yeah. - You know she's got a massive crush on you. - Dude. - It's unbelievable. (laughing) - Oh my god! - She can't stop talking about it. - Oh my god! - It's been a continuous thing on the show. - Oh, come on. - When will you have Marcelo on, because I want to say hi to him? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's what she said. - Do you know what, you're fucking Yoko. - Yes! - You're Yoko. - Oh my Yoko. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were in a band, she would break it up. - You can't sing, maybe she's Yoko. - She would break it right up. If you started dating her, she'd kick off SNL so fast. - Really? - Yo, yeah. - You're toxic, Rudy. - No. - Are you tone deaf? - To me? - Yeah. - Why? - Can you sing? Can I sing? - No, no, no, I can do deep voice. - Yeah, but can you sing? - You seem like you're tone deaf. (laughing) - That's good. - Very good, dude. ♪ Only fools rush. ♪ - It sounds like a foreign guy trying to do that song in English. - Yeah. - Wise man will say it. (laughing) - Only will the fool, will it be the rush in? - Because I. - Because. - I'm going. (laughing) - You can dance too, huh? - Yeah, that I do. - That I can do. - Oh, we've seen that. You've showcased your ability to dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the thing that we haven't seen you do on TV that you're like waiting, that's something you're back pocketing? - I gotta do a soccer thing. I'm good, I'm really good. Do you have anything that's a circle here? (laughing) - These guys will kick anything. - I can talk about that baseball. I can do some stuff with it. - Can you really? - Probably. - Stand up and do it. - Yeah, okay. (laughing) - Oh. - I thought that was gonna work. - Yeah, yeah, your feet, you're not wearing socks. Whoa, dude. - Oh! - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Rooley! (laughing) - Oh, bro, you are good. - Dude! - Yeah! - Wow! - That isn't right. - That's incredible, dude. - Oh yeah, oh, shoeless. - Oh, shoeless. - Shoeless. - Okay, sit down, sit down. (laughing) - Here we go, here we go. - Here we go, sit down. - Yeah! (cheering) (clapping) - Yeah. - What are you with that, Sannan? - How about that, huh? - Come on, Sannan. - Can your fancy bee do that? (laughing) - We want you to replace our fancy bee so bad, dude. - Oh my god, man. - You would be the one. - A guy, fancy bee, you guys really? What is the bee stand for? - You tell us. - Oh! - Come on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What do you guys love to eat? - Yes. (laughing) - Do you love it? - What is your favorite? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, look at me dude. Do you like it? - What? - Beans. - Yes, yeah. - Yeah, I like it too. - Lice and bee. - I'm a fancy bee. - What's your favorite meal that your mom made you? - My mom never cooked a lot. My mom was always traveling for work. - What about your grandma? - Does that make you feel? - My grandma, she didn't cook either. My mom was, my grandmother was a cashier at a CVS. - Seriously? - Yeah. - Wow. - We didn't have a lot of like-- - So no, no home cooked meals for you as a kid? - Not really. My mom can make a great, ah, ah, Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah - That's good dude. - You really live in this dangerous line, huh? - I don't have a choice. - You have a job to do. - Are you going to be a movie star? - I hope so. - You're going to be a movie star. - We've got a movie. - Netflix. - Yeah. - You and who? - Kevin Hart. - Kevin Hart. - Co-star. - Kevin Hart? - Yes, that one. - Yeah. - He's done movies with Kevin Hart. - So, if you? - I have. - Yes, yes, yes, I have. - I just saw you in a movie. - No, you didn't. - Yes, it is. - Last night. - What movie was it? - Now, you see me now, you don't know. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - Yeah, and how was I? (laughing) - It was funny, dude. You were funny. - It was a fun little part. - It had a lot of facial hair in that one. - Yeah, I grew it out. - No, you didn't. - Are yours? - Yeah, I did the bush. I did the front bush. We shot that in Budapest. What's this movie you got coming out? - With Kevin Hart, it's called 72 hours. It's like a bachelor party thing. - Oh. - Yeah. - 72 hours. I thought it was going to be like an extension of the Nick Nolte 48 hours. I thought that was going to be another tool. What is this? Kevin Hart, 72 hours. A new comedy. Who wrote it? Not you. - No. - No? - No. - Who's that handsome guy? - Look at that. - Who is that guy? - That's Mason Gooding. - I'm talking about you, sweetheart. - Oh, that's care about that other guy on the left. What are you talking about? Look at how good-looking he looks right there, Bob. - Dude. - Zoom in on Marcelo. - Wow. - Kids built. He's built for the picture. - Come on. He's Pepsi Cola now. - What's up? - He's like Pepsi Cola. - Do you think his name is Pepsi? - I don't know what I'm saying. It's just that. You're like out there. - Yeah. How's it feel? - It's crazy. It feels weird. This is like, I've only done like four podcasts in my whole life. - Yeah. - And today I did the third one of my life and today I did the fourth one. I did like one or two before when I first started doing videos online. - Yeah. - Which was like 2020. - Yeah. - So this is like the first podcast. - This is the only one that matters. - This is the first one. - This is the real one. - This is the one. - Look at you on variety with your shirt off. - I know they made me do that. - You didn't want to take your shirt off? - I didn't want to do the chains. I didn't want to do the shirt, but you know what to say. - Yeah. - Just don't know what to say. - So someone came by and was like Marcelo, we like it if you had your shirt off and we want to put these costume chains on you? - Yeah. And then we have this idea. And then I go, they go smile. And then something felt weird to me about smiling with my shirt off. - Yeah. - So I was like, I can't do that. - Can you do that face? I want to try and do that face. - Look it. - Look it. - I like that's interesting that they go, take your shirt off, put on these chains, and that was the idea. Somebody did not do their work before. - Thank you. - They showed up that day and they were like, we have nothing to do. - And you don't get to approve pictures. - Wait, no. - You just find out. - Your team never said yes or no to this stuff? - No, you just find out. - You got to get a new agent. They should send you this before they approve it on you. - This was years ago. - I don't think people can get it. - That's not it. - It's hard to get approval. - No, it's dude, when they-- - I mean, Julia Roberts probably can. - Exactly. You get to a point where you start your career. - He's the male, Julia Roberts. - I know, I understand that. - No, I understand that. - That's America's new love. - He's got to get there, but I don't know if he's there now. - Yes he is. - Yeah, oh, get approval then. - But this was years ago. - This is America's new sweetheart. - Hi. - Yeah. - You are the representation of America's best. - Ideos mio. - Ideos mio. - Dude, you guys-- that was the worst one. That one right there in the white. - Let me see. - That one. That's the worst picture I think I've ever taken. - Oh, God, what am I talking about? - What am I talking about? - Yeah, what are you doing? - I don't know. You don't get a warlord? - I could have been stretching. I could have been stretching there. - Yeah. - Selling weapons overseas. - It's like what-- - God, you just-- - Yeah, but you know what? You still look good. - Thank you, man. - The kid still looks good. Are you happy on a little break right now, right? - Yeah, a little break, but I've been busy. I've been doing a bunch of podcasts. I've been doing a screening for my spare-- - Screening for your special. - Tomorrow. - Special comes out January 7th. - Yeah, boo. - One day after our favorite holiday. - Yeah. - One day. - What's your favorite? - Oh, come on, my special. - It's a reaction day. - Come on, dude. - We were there, dude. - Twice, we got to go back. - I had a brick. - Just you with a photo, you with your shirt off a change of the neck. - Yeah, yeah. - If AI was around like that, how many comedians would have promoted their week of shows? - Oh, my God. - With so many flyers, so many flyers. - Oh, that would have been great. - Let me ask you something. And you don't have to answer this. Does Lauren know about this show? Like, will Lauren see you on this show? - Maybe. - Uh-oh. - If something bad happens. - Rudy. - Rudy. - Stop hitting on me. - Rudy! - Stop! - You get intimidated by him? - Sure, but he's, I've gone to baseball games with him. He's a cool guy. He's also just like, such like, he's like, we all have like a grandparent or somebody that's like, you know, the elder of the-- - You call him a grandparent? - The elder of the family. - Yeah. - And it's different when the elder of the family is like working at like a crazy high level. - Yeah. - I mean, yeah. - Like, it's different when they're retired. It's a different energy. He's on. - He's on. - Oh, right, right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's doing the thing. - Yes, he's still very much doing the thing. - He's still your-- - Yeah, wow. - Yeah. - He's still your papa. - But if he's like, come here and let's go over here. You have to go with him, right? - Yeah, yeah. I go to baseball games with him. - Well, you go to baseball. You guys love baseball. - I'm my people, yes. - Yeah. - We love baseball. - And see. - And it's been very, very good to you. - How do you see your face? - How do you see? - What do you do with it? - Shut up. He's flirting with you. - I see your face. - I've seen your face. - Uh-huh. - How good does Bobby look these days? - Honestly, the-- well, take a good look at the skateboard behind him. Look at how fat he was in that photo. - I mean, that's a-- that is a dead-- like, that's a great comparison. That is a before and after right in front of your face. - 100%, and yeah, that's-- - But when you're like that, you don't-- - No one tells you. - I told you all the time. - I know, but I thought you were joking. - I wasn't. - Yeah, but all the people on the wild are like, you look good. No, I didn't. I didn't look good. - But this was good. This has always been good. - Fuck this. - All right, yeah. - I want to look good. - Yeah, you want to look good. - This is nothing. - I prefer your father to the father. - Why? - You just feel like you look huggable. - Oh. - Right, no. - You better look sexy. - Sexy, sexy now. - I don't know if I look sexy. - Yeah, you do. - It's a stretch. - But let me say something. I am excited for his transition. He's going to get-- - I want to get ready. - He's going to get ready. - You know it. It's the stage. It's the next thing. - Right. - They're going to go look, Marcelo. You great on SNL. We love seeing you on the show. We want the movies. We want the girls. We want the money. - Right. - And they got to get him jacked. - Yeah. - 'Cause he's in good shape. Lift up your shirt. - Huh? - Lift up your shirt. - No, come on. - Come on. - Come on. Give him some money, guys. - No, no, no. - You want to see? - Yeah. - It's nothing crazy. - Okay, go. - Let's see. - Yeah, see? He's in great shape. - He's in great shape. - Skin and bones. What's his waist? 28? - 30. - 30. - Yeah, right. Liar. - 30. - 30 with the belt. - No, 30. I got big legs. I played soccer forever. - See? Sexier. - You know what? - You drop sexy little things as it doesn't. Yeah. I got big thighs. - You let's stay down waiting for him. - What's up? - Stage five. - What's that? - You want stage five, is it? - Answer. - Hey Marcelo, it's Bobby. - Gone. - Oh, I'll never, I'll never. You guys have-- - When that stage happened. - Dude, you guys have such a special place in my heart. You don't even realize it. I was in the pandemic. I had a panic attack at my house. I was spraying my family. I was, my mom, my mom, I sprayed my whole family. My mom would get a hold of the supermarket. I could naked now, take the clothes off. I take the clothes off. I've thrown it in the washing machine. They hated me. My sister would-- - You were paranoid. - Dude, it was really bad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was really bad. Don't be a fool with me, Negesha. It was really bad. And I was spraying, spraying, spraying. I was mad at them. They were like, "We want to go to lunch at a restaurant." And I go, "You've got to kill us all." I was doing, I was insane. I was spraying my sister's hands. I was being like a real psychopath. Was he a little bit like that? - No, but Kalala was like that. - Kalala, yeah, yeah, yeah. We get food orders, right? Outside, we'd have to spray it down for 30 minutes. Let us sit out there, let the air do its thing. - You know she'd bring it up. - The reason that she really got out of the show was because Kalala didn't trust him to not go do something when we were done filming. So she was kind of like a liaison, a child by the way. - Right. - She was in high school. - She was in high school when she started the show. - She was babysitting Bobby. - Yeah, 100%. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I remember, dude, I'm telling you, I used to watch it every night. I used to listen to it to go to bed. I needed people to be pretending like things were fine. - Yeah, we did. - And you guys did that. - But we were so dumb, we don't know any about it. - We didn't know it wasn't fine. - You guys sitting relatively close to each other and talking and being funny. It saved my life, I truly believe it saved my life. - Oh wow. - No, that's very sweet. - For me, like really losing it. And I had to move out of my mom's house. I had to move to my dad's because it was like so content, contentious. - And what about your dad? Then your dad didn't care at all. - My dad is just like two guys living in a house. When it's like your mother and your sister, the people that you're supposed to protect, you're like, don't move a muscle. (laughing) But with my dad, I was like, it's okay, where guys, it's fine, we'll be fine. - You didn't care if you guys got COVID together. - Yeah, I thought it was like, it's just two guys. We'll figure it out, but like take your sister and your mom, it's different. - Yeah. - Protect, protect. That's what you do with her and them. - Did you get COVID? - I eventually did get it. - Yeah, yeah. - Do you like it? (laughing) - No, I got it bad. I couldn't breathe in stuff. - Yeah, it was bad. - It was bad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You did get it bad. - I was laying on my side and trying to. (laughing) - You have any health issues from when you were a kid? - No, but I don't like, I think I have to like, I stopped smoking, I used to smoke, I stopped smoking 'cause I think, my lungs, I don't think are good. - Give him a cigarette. - Come on, let's start again. - Let's do it, we're here, right? - The stress, the stress, the stress. You gotta start, he started smoking again and I tried to get him to quit multiple times. He just won't do it. How did you do it? - You're a sneaky healthy guy. - I'm healthy, but I like to. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I like whiskey. - I like whiskey. - I love whiskey. - You want some of those on the other room? Be a little bad boy after the show? - Be a little bad boy after the show. - I want him to quit smoking, tell him how to quit. - Over a year now, right? How long has it been? - Yeah, yeah. - You've been smoking again. - I know, here's the thing. I'm gonna quit after my special. - That's not true. - Yeah. - Yes, it is. - Yes, it is, right? - We have a pact. - We will. - Yeah. - Let's put an amount of money on it. - He goes, we have a pact. - No, we don't. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, he doesn't listen. - No, he listens. - I listen. - No, because you have one thought. - You said make a pact. He didn't do it. I know what I'm saying, though, though. - What's that guy's name in the maroon? - No idea, but that's Carlos. - Yeah. - And who's the guy in the back? You know that guy is? - No. - Yeah, that's McCone. - He's nervous, dude. - Yeah. - He is nervous, dude. - We call him nervous, dude. - You guys make him nervous. - Shopify. - Oh, we have an online business here at Pat Friends. - Yes, we do. - We use Shopify. Channel the fresh start energy of the new year and finally launch your business with Shopify. - 2026 is the year that you rewrite your story. Your own future. And make your entrepreneurial dreams come true. 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Quins.com/badfriends. - Bad friends. - It's based on looks in an apocalyptic moment, right? Like zombie apocalypse, whatever, right? You had to choose four people out of this room to be in your team to survive. Who would you pick? Easy. It's you three. Rudy, I know when we get out there, Rudy's going to be the secret leader of the pack. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then I'm going to go with Carlos. I mean, the other two, I like you guys. You seem easily killable. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Now what's the first errand you make Carlos do in the apocalypse? - 'Cause he's the errand guy. He's the runner. - Yeah, I mean, get bullets. - What do you mean bullets? It's the apocalypse? Oh, you mean the apocalypse here? - Like a zombie apocalypse. - Oh, zombie apocalypse. - You have a compound. You can even tell him, he knows. - Oh, he knows. - Oh, he knows. - Look at it. - Got it. - What's the bullet look? - Give me the look. - What look? - Oh, like when I need him to go do something. - Yeah, yeah. Don't say anything. Like, I'm Carlos, right? And I look at you. Like, give me the bullet look. - I go like, no, it's not bullet. Carlos knows what we need. - Okay. - Not be bullet. - Okay, okay. - But I go like this. I go, hey. - I'm on fire. - Yeah, I'm on fire. - You're in the car. I'm already getting burned in the car. - You got it. - You got it. - No, let's ask this question. - That's why you're not the airing guy. You'd come back with bread. And we're like, we don't need fucking bread. - It goes bad so quickly too. - Carlos, zombie apocalypse. I look at you. I go, what are you going to get? - Couple girls who haven't been-- - Okay, Carlos. - Carlos. - Girls who haven't been bitten. - Okay. - All right, smart. I understand. - I understand. - I understand. - But you know what's going to happen. Yeah. Carlos is going to go get these girls, right? Then he's going to try to be cool. Show off in his new car. You know, he's like, don't nuts in the parking lot. They end up getting them bit anyway. He still shows up with them. And he's like, they weren't bit when I got them. But they're bit now. - Yeah. - But we can hang with them for a little bit. - And I've been thinking about it. And I think we should all just get bit. - What do you guys think? We just get bit. Let's just get bit. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, you would. - Yeah. - It would be fun. Because it'd be like a version of getting high probably. - I see. I know. That's what you're seeking. You're seeking. - No. - No. - We've tried. - We've tried. - We've tried for a long time. - But in a zombie apocalypse, if you saw a hot zombie, fully hot, would you try to hook up? - If I had a really bad injury already, you know what I'm saying? - But you're not, you don't have the fucking virus though, right? You see a real, like the titties out, the body's still fine. Maybe some scabs. - Couple of scabs. - Couple of scabs. The eyes are completely white. But the face is still good. - I did this in real life though. Like I would go to party. - Yeah. - Method. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, he would go hook up to girls in the middle of COVID. - Yeah. - He would have given you a panic attack. - There were parties in the hills during COVID. - Then you would go and try to. - No, not try. He would do. He hooked up with a bunch of people during COVID. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - It's actually where he hit the most home runs during COVID because he was the only guy willing to just go for it. - And to you, it's easy to hook up with chicks. - Not anymore as I get older. - This is not true. He is a. - He's a. - He's got a problem. - He does very well with women. - Really? - How dare you, really? - You just said that. - Explain yourself. - Explain yourself, dude. - You're one of the most problematic people with women. - Wow. - Whoa. - Whoa, that's heavy shots, huh? - Yeah, that word. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That word is crazy. - It's crazy, right? - It's issues with women. - Whoa, right? - Wow. - Wow, right? - A lot. - Crazy. A lot, he says. - Lots. - Yeah. - What else? - And you have no issues with women. - Countless. - Countless. - Yeah, no, no. - And the pot will call you back if you leave your phone number. We'll call you back at some point. - You're going to check. - Honestly? - Yeah. - Why are you doing something? - Something going on. - You shot it before you came. He was shooting it. - I was so nice to you today, too. - And you were shooting carlots, I said? - He did. - How was your day? That he stated a nice hotel and I needed to just tell him oh I've also been there like let's not bring these guys have been button heads today for some reason Because he's a spanic you're Hispanic you guys kind of you know right connect you might he might be the widest looking Hispanic of all time Yeah, what's your what why is it why my why yeah, what's your yeah Mexico's city my parents over Spanish. That's why Mexican no they're Mexican, but they're Spaniards. All right, so tell Marcello you wore those socks for him go ahead and tell them all your socks She wore socks just for oh play dumb now. Now that he's here. Tell him about the socks you wore and why you wore when you bought them for him Like I'm gonna buy these because Marcello think these are cool. Yeah, tell them why those particular songs you buy it's annoying at the Universal City walk Well because it's new pee, but I don't know if it's in your culture to eat dogs, but in my culture, it's okay to eat dogs It's not that it would be nice to share culture say it's sweet. Okay No, listen Rudy. I love I love I really do love Rudy. I'm a fan of yours. I have to tell you We don't eat dogs in my culture. Yeah, that I love yeah, no, but I'm sure it's it's People think it's a cultural thing. I do think it's a socio-economic thing. I think it's like who can we grab? Yeah, the dog you I think you're right. I think you're right. My mom said that in Cuba. They were eating horse So that's that would be so tough. There's no fat. Yeah, did you see that video on tiktok or the I don't know what race they were, but they were boiling Boiling a horse head. It was very horrifying. What what is your algorithm? I was like that. Yeah, yeah, just boiling horse head. Oh, no That's on Ventura. It's on tiktok. Yeah, that's on Ventura. Oh What do you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no All right, all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's brushing his teeth Very nice. Yeah, you can't need cavities. No, that's crazy. It's crazy. It's great horse head All right. No, he's getting sick. Take it off, please Oh, so you don't like any of that? I mean, what do you mean any of that? Yeah, what does that even mean? Any of it? There's more like that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't like it. Yeah. I'm not sure what it is. Yeah What is what is your late night post show meal? You got to have like a late whether it's stand-up or or taping an SNL What do you do in late night? I need to change it But I love to get home after doing shows and have like a burger with his eyes in New York I do seventh street burger. Have you tried it? Really good smash burgers that are made smash burger and it's open late. It's open super late It's gotta be these guys aren't done to them till one in the morning. That's that's the best and then here I love in and out dude. I really enjoy it. It's great. I like the energy there the people inside of in and out They're taking it serious. Yeah, they're taking it serious They all feel like they're on camera and they probably are But that yesterday we were a couple days ago. We went and we're in the window We're waiting to get to the lady that gives us the food And there's a guy in the window and he's looking at us and we're looking at him and we're kind of just waiting for the food and then he goes like this he goes Like he wanted to play rock paper scissors. Wow Did you do it? Yeah, of course. Yeah, you win. No, he won. I think he does this a lot Yeah, what's your first boot just right now instinct you want to do it? Yeah, yeah, let's go like one two three It's always on three you do it. No, you go rock paper scissors shoot correct. It's one rock paper scissors shit Okay, ready you want to do it rock paper scissors shoot. Yeah, you won. I never I've never won that game I've never won that game you want to one go ahead rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot Rock paper six or shoot you got me He also went three times, so I knew what you were gonna do it again. Yeah, so that's why I did rock What do you do that because I want you to feel good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm your friend. Oh fuck. There's a therapist somewhere That's like if they do paper three times in a row Very sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and tell us about your father you did paper three times Means you don't learn or something what you're in an out order. I'm gonna guess you know what I got it give me I'm picky. Okay. Yeah, I can tell yeah, you are your little sweet prince aren't you? Well, he's trying to lose with animal style Animal style is not lose weight the animal style is just with that's just real done. No protein style. No protein style Protein style might go. No, he doesn't do that. Fuck that. But he but I will tell you he doesn't like the onions. He gets those off of there No onions. Yes onions. Yes onions. Yeah onions dude But there is something I take off of there tomatoes. No cheese. They're sauce. Yeah, you do? Yeah, they're sauce last for me. Yeah, you take the sauce off double double Let us tomato onion know sauce. No sauce. No sauce. No sauce. You love it. I love it. Yeah. Do you eat the pepper and Chinese? What's that? Oh, oh, man, dude? It's a cousin. No, nothing. No, no, nothing. No, no, no, nothing. You don't look a non-nan. Caprocino, right there. Caprocino. What do they call them? They're the chilis? The chili. They're not that spicy. They're not spicy. I always eat it. They're pickled, right? They're not spicy. Yeah. I think also you like that stuff. Yeah. I'm just seeing you go like this. No, look at me like I asked for your plus. She goes like this. And I go, you like that stuff? And she goes, what? You were your body language. Yes. She likes, she likes wild shit. Yeah. Do you know what balloon is? No. Oh my god. You look at a photo to their house and you eat whatever. Okay. Look at me right now before you look at the photo. Okay. All right. Blut is this, right? Blut, blut, blut, blut, blut, blut, blut. So they take a duck and blut, right? And then two weeks before the duck is born, then they boil it, right? Yep. And they ferment it, right? And so you eat kind of a baby duckie kind of situation. Look at the balloon. That's what it is. It's so good. They love it. They love it. They love it. You put vinegar and salt and you just slurp the sauce inside. It's not sauce. Marcello. That's guts. Marcello. You can taste the feathers. Yes. I've had it before. We've had it on this show. I've seen you guys talk about it. Yeah. You crunch on the skull. You can see the brain squirting your baby. Oh my god. All right. All right. All right. You know, that's what this show has become now. Yeah. No, we know you just stir fry the horse head. Yeah. Wow. People of the world. They have different diets. So no sauce on the double double. I don't like. I'm not a big sauce guy. And I also think you like fries as is. You need a more more crispy fries. I can do more crispy. I like the more crispy. But are you gravy guy? No, I think that's gross. Okay. Any gravy on biscuits or anything. Any gravy. What's the soda order in this combo? Seven up. I must bright guy. When I was little, my dad told me that Coca-Cola had co-croaches in it because he was scared of me having caffeine and then being a problem. Seven up spright. Seven up spright. Yeah. But I think once you as you get older, you get a better palate. Yeah. You're so to palate change. You're just looking for excitement. You look at this as like old men. Huh? You look at us like old men. Not old men. Yeah. Yeah. But definitely older men. Yeah, older men. Yeah. I think that when you look at Lauren and me, it's different. Yes, different. But close, close. No, Lauren, I would say it's closer to me because he has gotten to an age where you can kind of you can make mistakes and stuff. And they're like, oh, he's old. Same way, if I make a mistake, they go, oh, he's just a young guy. You guys, what you're doing, it's important. Say that decisions you're making Carlos has to be careful. Yeah, you know, the one with the glasses and the beanie and the hoodie inside. Yeah, he's okay. Yeah, yeah, he can make mistakes. He's 24. He can do this. Yeah, 24. Yeah. And then the other one, you know, mysterious, mysterious. He's 25. He thinks he's more superior 20. He's 26. That's right. I forget. I always forget that you got the grew up. He's already four now, right? That's insane. Bobby does it feel a little bit good to have like these white guys running around doing whatever you say. I do like it. Yeah, it's a part of it. I would like. Yeah, it is a part of it. Yeah, yeah. It's my time. I'm no longer running. You know, because the beginning I ran. I got all kinds of stuff. So today, I can't be bar. I'll get it. You know, maybe not anymore. They get the candy bar. I, um, you know, Skankfest. Yeah, I used to do. I was an intern at Skankfest in 2019, 2018. Wow. And I, so they basically had, I was doing everything. I was setting stuff up. I was making the goody bags for the comedians, I was doing all that stuff. And then one day, the lady that runs the thing she goes, um, the impractical joke is you're coming. And they need a charcoot report. Sounds like an impractical joke. Yeah. All in them are coming. It's gonna be South. They've a tell they're doing this thing. Yeah, you need to get them a charcoot report. And they give me a card and they go get me a charcoot report. And now I'm in Brooklyn. I'm an intern by myself and I need to get a charcoot report. So I'm running around from Delhi to Delhi to do charcoot report. They go, this is a deli. Over and over. Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Nobody knows how for how many people's a charcoot report, like 10 people, they go, that doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah. We're talking about. So there's finally, I show up to a place. I think it was a Korean deli. I think there was a Korean guy behind the thing. And I don't know. Yeah, you don't know. There's no way to know. Okay. And I don't remember. I didn't ask him that. It's just an Asian guy. And it was a just deli. And I go, I need a charcoot report. And he goes, I'm sorry, man. We don't do that. And I go, I go, do you have? Let me Google what's in our charcoot report? And I go, do you have this? Do you have this? Do you have this? Do you have this? He goes, yes, I have all those things. And I go, can we make it together? And he goes, I don't know how much that would cost. I go, it's not my card. And that guy goes, okay. So now I'm behind the deli behind the glass. And I'm chopping stuff up with him. If I was, if I got that as a chakuri board without that, like, you know, little jam and, you know, I mean, all the little things. Well, you didn't let him finish. Maybe he got that. I don't think he did. You didn't get jam, but you took sandwich meat and you chopped it up. That's not a chakuri board sandwich meat. We got cheeses, different cheeses. - Okay, okay, okay. - Cute cumbers, what's the peppers, the long peppers. And we put 'em all together and I think that made two of 'em, like two of 'em and then the guy goes, "I don't know what to charge you." And then honestly, he was like, he looked at me and he was like, "I had a good time." (all laughing) - We built a kind of a relationship and then I walked in, like a legend, 'cause they were really panicking about their charity board and I walked in with their charity and they were like, "How'd you do this?" And I got no more, but-- - No worries. - And I'll tell you something, the Joker's didn't even touch one piece of me. - It probably didn't even touch it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then when we get something in a writer, it's like, we didn't even ask for it. Someone else said, "They's gonna want this." And we never fucking need any of the stuff they put in there. - Yeah, and then ever. - The most beautiful thing is I did that. David Tell and all these guys were in this green room. And I didn't get like a big, you know what I mean? Congratulations, you did it. We were in a tough place, you saved us. I didn't feel like I got the credit I deserved, but they were thankful. It just was like, I didn't know how what I went through. And then the next day at Skankfest, David Tell came up to me and I guess he had seen me deliver it and he gave me a bag of oranges. - Yeah. - Oh, did he know you did stand up? - Yes, I think so. - He's one of the sweetest guys. - He's just. - He always brings gifts for people. You know, like when he goes to the cellar, he brings gifts for everybody. - He's a nice guy in the world. - That was so nice. - Have you ever done Skankfest now? - No. - So you only interned. - I only-- - You never even got to do it. - No, they gave me five minutes, though, at the end of it. I got one of those little shows they let me do. - Crush. - Oh, wow, crush. - Crush. - I didn't think so. It was early. - Skankfest is like, there's something they wanna hear. - Yeah. - And I'm not exactly like-- - That's not your thing. How'd you end up interning? How did that even start? - A friend of a friend. I interned for Impractical Jokers. I used to hide the cameras. I used to stand in front of the guy that has the camera. And I used to wear all black and stand in front of him. (laughing) That's funny. - Yeah, yeah, really? - Yeah. - Wow. - In a park and then you stand there. And then I did that for a couple of times. I did the Impractical Jokers thing. And then one of the ladies that was a producer on Impractical Jokers, the producers from Skankfest and then she put us together and then I did interning there. - Wow. - Wow. - And look at you now, young man. - Look at you now. - Run it! Run it! Run it! - Run it, Giuliani. - Rudy, do you have any questions that you want us Marcelo? Because this is the time, man. He came all the way here for you. - True. - Um. - Don't stall out. This is so crazy. You're stalling out. All day, she's like so excited to meet you and then she's stalling now. Just say what you need to say. - I think you're upset that we don't eat dog. I think we can still be friends. - I am. Do you like Pusole? - Pusole. No, I've heard of it. I can't tell you what it is. - Oh, that's all my question. - Okay. (laughing) - That's not your question. - That's all. - Oh, that's the one. - Yeah, she does research. - She works hard on this, you know. - I mean, there's so many other questions you can ask. - Yeah, almost anything. - I don't know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are you nervous in front of them? - No. - Oh, Carlos. - You're not. - I think you are because you're hamming it up more than usual. - Oh. - Yeah, we can see there's some signs. - Wait a minute. Are you really nervous about this? - Be honest, it's okay, he's can't hear us. - Because you knew who he was, right? - She said it quieter. - Maybe a little bit. - Yeah, there we go. - That's fine. - No, the door's open, yeah. - It's totally fine. - Yeah. - Do you like dogs? - No, don't. - No, you can't do the dog again. - I mean, there's so many. Did you see? - That's bad. - No, my mom has a little tiny dog. I like it. - Did you see Godzilla minus one? - No, what's that? - Okay, good. You can ask anything, you know what I mean? You like the wind? - Huh? - Do you like the wind? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Hate. - You hate the wind. - It's one of my least favorite elements. - What's your hair like? - What is it? Orange? - No, no, no, what's it like? A shape. - Short? - Okay. - It's a nightmare right now? - Yeah, I was expecting like a-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, no. Oh, did I just took a shower after the gym or came here? It's like a f--. - A bobby. - The bobby is good, man. - Bob. - 54 still got it. - It's really nice. - It's really nice. - It's really nice. - Still got it thick. - Really freaking good, man. - Really good, man. (laughing) - I'm really good, dude. - I'm sexy, dude. - I'm sexy. - You have always been sexy, dude. - I'm sexy, dude. - Even before you lost the weight you were sexy. - I have an idea. - You what? - You guys do this stuff all the time. It'll be a favor. This new bobby, skinny bobby, kind of like taking care of your body going out there, single bobby. - Body, body. - What do you do now? Now, would you say you have a little bit more confidence out there? - With women? - Yeah, with women. No, no, no, no. Can I keep, can you keep the hair for a second? So you have a little more confidence with the women you would say? - No. - No? - No? - I mean, what do you mean? I always have confidence. - I always have confidence. - But you know you look better. - What? - You know you look better. - Dude, you know what? I'll tell you something, okay? Marcelo. - All right. - All right. - I always shoot my shot. - Yeah. - Okay. And you know what? I'm not Robin Hood. Some, does it the arrows miss? - Can I see an example? - I got you. You're at a bar, right? - What kind of bar? - I need specific. - I have a better scenario. - You just did a show at the store. - Okay. - There was a girl in the crowd that was watching you. You liked it. She was laughing. She liked your show. - Yeah. - You liked her. You see her at the bar outside of the-- - Okay, in the patio. - In the patio. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you walk out. And you see her there. And you make eye contact. - Yeah. - And you walk over. - Yeah, I walk over. And I go, hey. I go, hey. - What's up? - What's up? - They noticed you from across the room. - Yeah. - She's darker than you thought. - Yeah, yeah. - What kind of jacket is that? - All Saints. - Oh, I love all Saints, man. I have two. One of them. I have a leather jacket. - Are you Chinese? - I think you're making me nervous. - Yeah. - You're making me nervous. - You mean? - Hold on, let me do it again. - I don't want the hat. - Yeah, yeah. You can come in. Yeah, come in. Yeah. Yeah. - I'm going to be real. - That's it. - Yeah. You're being weird. You're being weird. He's being weird. - I'm drunk at the bar. I'm drunk at the bar. - But you're excited that he's coming over. You like to show. - Oh, I like to show. - Oh, God. - Yeah, see that? I don't want that. I want to hit on that girl. - I know, I know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do it with me. Do it with me. - That's what I'm saying. - I like black guys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm Korean. - Okay, you can flirt with me. - I saw your show. - Oh, you're doing it now? - I saw your show. - Oh, yeah. - So funny. - I didn't go up tonight. - No, I've seen your show. Your bad friend's show. - I don't have a podcast. - How did you know it was a podcast? - I did. - She's good now. - You got me. - She's good now. - I do have one. - Thank you. - Yeah, it's you're so funny on there. - Thank you so much. What do you do? - Tech. - Oh, I love tech. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Tech sales. - Yeah, you and Nike has a new shoe. What you can strap it to your calf. And it makes you run faster. - Really? Do you have them? - No, I'm going to get one. I love tech. I like all kinds of tech. In fact, I have two robots in my bedroom. - Really? - Yeah, yeah. - What do they do? - I can ask for the weather. Anyma goes, I go, "Good morning, Emo. "Hello, mommy." - I go, "What's the weather like? "It's gonna be cloudy today." You know what I mean? - Cool. - And then sometimes you can shake him, and he goes, "Whoa!" Right? 'Cause he gets like, "You know what I mean?" And nice, I always have to say goodnight. - Yeah. - It's just a little robot vibe. I go, "Goodnight, Emo." - Good night. - Do you know Marcelo? - No, no, no. - Could you introduce me to him? - Marcelo who? - Me now. - Hernandez? - Bobby, at no point did you shoot your shot with this one? - Look, look. I'll fuck you if you introduce me to Marcelo. - No, no, no. Marcelo just comes. Okay. Let me say something, right? - His shots are slow. - No, it took a long time. - No, no, no. - It's a lot of arc. - Yeah, I'm waiting for you to stay straight. - It's not a straight compliment. - Why don't you hit on him and see what happens? - Yeah. - Go ahead. - No, no, let me just say something. - Oh, he's offended. - I'm not offended. - It's a little offended by the notes, I'll be out. - It took a long time. - I understand that, right? Okay, what I'm saying, right? Sometimes you open, right? It's a slow open. - Yeah, slow. He's a slow open. - And it's a fast close. - Oh, wow. - Right? You slow open, fast. Yeah, right. So what I'm saying is that I just showed you a technique called slow open. - Got it. - Okay. - It was a lot. - And kids like you don't understand that move. - Yeah. - You go straight up. You want to fuck? I don't know. - No, no, no. - You got to be me. - Yeah. - All right. - Hey. - Oh my God, hey. - Hey. Wait, are you on SNL? - Yeah, you just, you saw the show inside, I did in the comedy store. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're really funny. - Thank you so much. - I went to the bathroom halfway during it, but I came back in the, the last couple of jokes you did was funny about your mom in the Puerto Rico. - Well, thank you so much. - It's really good. - Yeah. - The way you do your accent. - The Dominican Republic, Cuba. - Is it the same? - No, yeah, sure. - Is it? - You. - What? - Yeah. - Thank you. - Yeah. - Yeah. - What's up? - Nothing. - I just wanted to say hi to you. I saw you. - Hi. - I thought you were cute. - Yeah, thank you. - Candace, let's get the fuck out of here. - Okay, let's go. - Hold on. - Who's that guy? - Hold on. Candace, that's your name? - Yeah, I'm Candace. Why? - Well, nothing. - Owens. - I was just making sure. - You ever seen a fuck asshole? - Oh my God. (laughter) - You know what? Not that I think about. (laughter) - It was a good day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - See, he closes, but he closes with a smile. - You know? - He just flashes those things. - Yeah. - Look at those things. - The things. - It's racing floor time. You have racing. - Marcelo, fuck off. It's so different from your young. You're on a show. - Right. - You're on the rise. - Yeah. - I'm a sinking ship. I'm the Titanic. - Let me say something to you right now. Can I say something? - No, no. - Okay. - Let me do Bobby. Can I say something? Can I say something? Can I say something? What I want to say is, and I want to say one thing. Bobby. - Yeah. - Well, you think about it, right? What are women? looking for someone that's successful, someone that's working a lot, someone that's busy, and someone that's taking care of themselves. I think the criteria is different. Yeah, you look, right? Two different worlds. Yeah, now women are like, they need to be six two. No. Yeah, I've seen them. I took off. Yeah, yeah. I get that and I get the boiling horse head. It's in my tech field. Okay. All right. So I get two things, right? And then I, you know, me and they're like, I want six two. They have to make three million a year. And they're the criteria is different. No, they're not. I'm five four. I'm weird. I forgot. You were five four. Yeah, yeah. How tall are you, little? Five eight. Are you really five eight? Yeah. But you're 54, five four, 54. It's a good luck. Maybe that's good luck. That's good. Yeah, that's a good thing. I'll tell you Andrew. Six one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he developed a personality. My personal. He's a fucking. No, yours is fantastic. He's not saying it's bad. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You wait a minute. Let me just say you don't think I have a personality. It makes sense that you have a personality. You're five four. Oh, that's what you said. Oh, yeah. So he six two and he had to develop a personality. Yes. Wait, the red head. The red head. That would happen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What did you grow up? They came out you for that? A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit. The Chicago projects. No. Yeah. Always not in the projects. No, it was in the projects. Oh, I always tell people that you were from the project. Why do you do that? It's like one of those standing deliver kind of you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm from the streets of Korea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Turn the war dude. I had nothing. He really did. And he had a scroung. He got a little boat to America. Went to open Mike. And here I am. They used to do open mics on the boat on the way over. Yeah. Yeah. You'd kill everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Yeah. Just me doing standup on the boat. You got scared. I did an accent. No. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. I do accents. I know you do. You do. You do accent. I do. I do. I do. I do. Spanish too, huh? Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes he speaks Spanish. What do you say in Spanish? I can't. Well, I can't say it because you'll know it. But say it. No, man. Have some fun, man. No, because our Latin audience has been writing letters lately. Is that true? They're really upset. Yeah. They're upset. Carlos Knows and Fancy B. They've been writing a lot of letters. Say what? Just about the way that we treat our Latin employees. And we should say that the Latinos that you're going to be fine and everything's going to be okay. And we love you here. They didn't write us letters. I was joking around. We lost a lot about Latinos. Let's say something positive. Let's actually let's go around the room. I have anything. Let's go around the room. Yeah. I mean, and Rudy should go first. Okay. Go. Go. What do that? Yeah. I love their food. I love their language. You can't do more than one. You can't do more. We all need. We all need some of that. I love their noses. Very. They're noses. Very good. Very good. We'll take it. Yeah. That's it for us. Go that way. Go ahead. Go ahead. All right. You'll know what I mean. When I say it, you'll know what I mean. Okay. I have a dream to Richie. La Bomba. Richie Val instead. Okay. You love Richie Val. I love him. That's nice. You're still Asian while you're doing it. I do it in Japanese. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a Japanese Richie Val. Go ahead. Really good. Really good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah. Some of those beautiful women I think I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm a little. Yeah. My biggest. My biggest. My first crush. My first crush was at an arcade and a, a Puerto Rican chick who was much older than me was with like her little brother who was near my age and for the first time in my life, I thought, I don't know what this feeling is, but I like that thing. Wow. I don't know what it was. Like, you know, when you were too young to understand, but you were like, whatever this is, I liked that. Yeah. Whatever that is. I loved what you said, except when you called her a thing. Did you feel that? No. Not her. The idea. I didn't know. You didn't understand what feelings are. You go, I like this. Whatever this feeling is, I like that thing. That feeling of like you. I like you. I don't even know why that what that means. That's before when you didn't understand girls and you were young and you were like, I like it. It was just a feeling. Well, you can't even describe it. It's like I do. I don't want to. I don't know. Well, no, you don't know how to feel. You're like, what is it? How do that's why little kids hit each other because they like each other. They don't know how to feel. They're like, they don't know how to tell each other. I like you. Say pull a girl's hair because you're like, you know, I fucking like you so much. That's your guy's crux. That's the crux. Yeah. Bobby's addiction and your anger. Yeah. Do he does have rage and he's strong. Yeah. Your strong has rage. Yeah. Yeah. He's an athlete. Cast me. Yeah. Yeah. What do you guys like about Latinos? Huh? I just watch El Mariachi. Okay. Robert Rodriguez. But you didn't say you liked something. You just said you watched a film. I loved it. El Mariachi was a great movie. I was better than Desperado. No. Compared it to another Latin movie. Yeah. All right, Richie. Yeah. Go ahead Richie. Oh, well, I have a recurrent. Whoa, that's your voice. Yeah. That's me. Wow, man. I have this recurring dream where I have a Latino wife. So I feel like I'm searching for what's her name? What's her name? I don't know. What's your name? Marissa. Marissa. And what happens in the dream? How do you know she's live Latin? Well, all right. So I wake up and I'm like in I'm definitely in a Mexico. She's yelling at me first thing. How do you know it's Mexico? No, it's just like the architecture. Like it just feels. Yeah. Okay. You could be in Spain, though, too. Could be in Spain, but like somewhere. See how he's answering this. He's skating around. Yeah. Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful. Okay. So you're Mexican. Go ahead. So somewhere. I'm in Mexico. I'm like waking up like my wife's like making bacon and eggs and I'm like, hmm, like great in the morning. And then I like walk up and like we have a little kiss. I'm like, oh, like this is awesome. Like thank you for making me breakfast. And then she's like, I'm pregnant. And I'm like, oh, my God, that's so awesome. And that's how you know she's Latino. She's pregnant. And he just matter racist, Richard. No, no. That's disgusting. It's like years in the future. It's a dream and she's making it. And then you speak some Spanish to her. What do you say? Oh, la. Meama Ricky. So you introduce yourself. She knows you every time. Well, she's got she's got brain damage. Yes, he's brain damage. Right. He has to do that to make sure she remembers who he is. Okay. The idea is very funny that you were married to this one for a very long time. She's making you bacon and eggs in the morning. You probably have a pet chupacabra. You son of a right? No, a little baby chupacabra. He's every morning. Yeah. I've never I don't know what a chupacabra sounds like. I assume that's what the baby. You have a you have a pet. You have a pet baby chupacabra. Rudy comes in and eats it. What about you Carlos? Say something nice about the Latinos if you don't mind. The Mexican hairless dog. He loves Mexican hairless dog. One of his favorite that he talks about it all the time. He loves this dog. He wants one very well. They all have a mohawk. Yeah. Wow. That is very cool. I've never seen that. If you've never seen a Mexican hairless dog. Great. And that's him. He's yeah. See that. It's a match. Wow. Wow. Wow. Reverse you. Isn't that crazy? You never knew that about him? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My god, Carlos. That crazy. It is very crazy. It's crazy, right? It's very. No, I didn't see that. Wow, Carlos. Wow. Yeah. Wow. No wonder you have that anger, Carlos. I'm not nice. I'm not nice. You know what's funny? They look down on you. They have hair, don't they? You know what? You're a beautiful man. Thank you. You are. But he tell you listen, he's not wrong. You're a beautiful man from the forehead down. Yeah. Yeah. Keep the hat on. That's a lot. Yeah. That's a lot of Carlos. You're holding on. Yeah. You could be a good-looking bald guy. Why not just do it? I've been that. It just wasn't me. When we, years ago, he used to shave it all off. And then he started to do this look again. But by the way, women love it. Women, the success rate with this is through the room. Really? Yeah. We love it. It's immediate sympathy. Is that what I said? It's authentic. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I think it is that they like about that? That it is very unique. Yeah. Like there's only so many men that we're willing to do that. No. And next to him, they're going to look great. Can we give you a two pay? I wonder if everyone had two pay? Well, you would do it. I think you look good. What if we, what if we bought him a hair, like bought him one of those hair pieces that they glue on? Like the real one? Then got one? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Any letterman got me that. She got your real one, right? What about the spray? I don't think the spray works. Yeah. Let's get a spray. That's a lot of spray. I'd be good content though. Yeah. Because if you guys bought him a trip to Turkey and made him film all of it. Yeah. It's a lot of Turkey. Would you take that? I would go to Turkey and we bought you hair and you have to film the whole thing. Yeah. But that's a lot. That's a lot of hair man. That's not like a little bit. You think it's going to be too expensive? Yeah. That's the money problem. $450,000. It's like the hairline would be up here. Mine's like back here. Right. Turn around. We'll go. But they still can do. My God, dude. But he has a great smile. He has a great face. Yeah. I never see the back though. The back is wild. Turn around in the back again. I have to. People walk around in the back. Geez. My God. That guy does creepy crime. I know. You know what? You know what really is the land, the land for him with women. Truly is and I've heard this from every woman ever that we have like mutual kind either friends or peers or coworkers. They're all like Carlos is such a sweet guy. Right. Like he's so fucking nice. And McCone's not enough because he knows the truth. The guy has a way with people and women the way he's like disarming and sweet and genuine. Right. That gets him, dude. Sometimes that's all they need. And also a guy that is willing to let his hair look like that. Yeah, confident. He is a confident guy in. Yeah, probably. See, and a guy like Richie, on the other hand, too confident for no reason for no reason. Richie, what's under the hood there? No, he's got a nice head of lettuce. Fine. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Well, now you look more like a lesbian now for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. Where did you get it? That's what he does. Whenever he's. Hey, I know where you're going to live. Fair. What's going on? He works. He works at the other, our other studio helping out. And then he was designated to come over here when fancy was gone. And we kind of liked them. We left them. We say, you know what? Let the kid keep coming by. Were you an intern first over there? I wasn't an intern. I was a PA first. Every time we talk to, I know. I know. It's not. It's not. But you're not a Quinnipiac kid. I am. Oh, you are. That was the first time I was here. Oh, really? You were. We had these guys come from college. They come over and they had an intern thing. And can you sing? No. Can you just try? Yeah, yeah. Just give them something. Give me a song. Amazing grace. It's a public domain song. No, commit to it. Sing it on yourself. Sing your favorite song. Your favorite songs. Yeah. It's Guar right? What is it? I'm blanking on like every song ever. Anything you got. We're singing a song. No, this is my song. No, what? Singing it. Just to pink pony club. That's what you love. You love that fucking song. Pink pony club. I'm just going to keep on dancing at the pink pony club. I'm going to do a Mexican accent. Yeah, I'm trying to do shopper on. Yeah, shopper on shopper on shopper on. Yeah, he can't dance. He can't sing. I can dance. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on here. No, no, get your thing out. I've come here. I've made all the way. People do something in front of me. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Oh, oh, music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Rudy's right. I think he might have a big penis. I don't know why he's keeping these girls around. This is I can't. What was the day? It was so good, Rich. What's I sure you, Rich? Yeah, go back on the thing. Get away from me with that thing. Yeah, get out of here. I might sue you. Yeah, yeah. It's real bad. Marcelo. No, we want to say thank you for coming on the show. Yeah, it always happens like this. The ending. It comes out of nowhere. No, it doesn't. Let's see. You know why? You have a special, right? Because we want to talk about the real shit. Oh, okay. Your specials coming out January 7th. Yeah. It's called American boy. American boy. And the irony of that is staggering. That's what it's for. Yeah. I know. I know you step on our toes. I've seen some of it. Not not too special, but I've seen some. To stand up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Looks great. Thank you, man. Right. We're proud of you. Oh, man. Yeah. He needed that, by the way. Us to say that. I do. I look up to you guys. You got me through the band. I know we do. God bless. You're on the rise. Congratulations. He's at the top. At the top. It's only down from here. But if God forbid, you ever go back down, right? We'll be here. Well, you can't come back here if you do go down, but we'll be around. We'll be around. We will say hi. We'll say hello. Yeah, yeah. At the club, whatever. Everybody, please watch American boy. So it's out right. Yeah, check it out now. Please go. Whatever you're doing right now. Watch it now. Thank you for being a bad friend.