Rone Recaps Surviving Barstool Finale | Son of a Boy Dad #434

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Now, let's get into the show. - Alrighty, welcome back to the son of a boy, dad podcast. Today, it is Monday, September 7th, Labor Day, we are here working. We don't take days off personally, but what other people choose to do at their time is up to them. - Totally. - Every person from top to bottom not being here is like their decision. - Yeah, it's up to them, not a soul in the office. - It's like I am legend in the streets of New York right now. - Exactly. - And hey, we have the day off. We don't really feel like we need the day off. Having the great job in the world. - We're kind of the troops in this situation. - Exactly. - Yeah. - Where it's like they can thank us for our service. - Yeah, yeah. - Right on. - We stepped up and kept the lights on. - Keeping them on. - Like we're jumping a car. - John Wooden famously said the man in the office on Labor Day is the one who will really, he doesn't do it for credit. - No, never. - And they'll never understand what it feels like to be the man in the office. - The man in the office. - Exactly. - Yeah, that's it. - They couldn't ever understand. - Tom Brady actually had that speech taped up on his locker. - Oh yeah, the man in the office. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So he would, when Bell Check wasn't there, he'd go sit and Bell Check's chair in his office. - Oh, shit. - On off days. - I didn't know that. - And just like look at plays and stuff like that. - That's what Bell Check didn't make the Hall of Fame. And Brady did. - That's right. - Is Brady in the Hall of Fame yet? - He's not eligible. I know, I know Bell Check didn't make it on his first. - I know, I guess Brady's in the Patriots Hall of Fame. That's what it was. - Which is bigger. - See, obviously. - Which is more important. - Which is more of an honor. - Legend. - Yeah, we made it in, no one else did. But we're not, we're not counting. - Wait a minute. What are we doing here? Speaking of champions. - Well, we should say before we start this episode, it's probably going to be a majority about surviving bar stool. So if you haven't watched it yet, watch it. - Yeah, you don't get mad at us for spoiling. - Spoilers after right now. - We are spoiling everything. - Yeah. - We're going to spoil. It's all going to be spoiled. - Yeah, it's spoiled. Listen, I just want to say really quickly. - Okay. - We are among greatness. - Oh yeah. - This is right here. Season five champion. Surviving bar stool Adam Faron. - Wow. - We're going to give it up, we're going to give it up for him. - That's so nice. - Winner, $250,000. Did it by himself against all the odds? - Pave the way. - I don't know how you did it, man. I really don't. I watched the whole thing. I don't understand how you didn't play your idol. There's so much to say. I don't know where to begin. All I can say is that this podcast is a podcast of champions. - Right, internet invitation. - Internet invitational. - Champion. - Surviving bar stool season five. - JFL. - No. - No. Was it major? There was something? - Oh, major three. - I've had major three. - You were there. - I forgot about that. - At major three. Where was that again? - Atlanta. - How much money did you win for that? - Nothing, but the team won 40k, I think. - Okay. - It's not too fit. - You didn't win any, you didn't win any of it. - It's 40, at least. - Okay. - But that means. - Hey, I won. - One, when I signed my contract with bar stool sports. That's a win for me. I've already won. - Are you sure you don't have some kind of gigantic-- - That's, I'm already a champion. - Achievement on the scale of my invitation. - Retail. - I've won three hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Surviving bar stool, two hundred and fifty thousand. You don't have anything on that. - Every day where I walk through those glass doors where Dan was dragged through the hallway by Anubar Eats driver, I'm reminded that I'm a champion. - As soon as you curl around that hallway, where Devlin got pushed by Brandon Walker, it's like Notre Dame. - Exactly. - You know what, Harry? You guys might have different definitions of champions. - It's coming. - It's coming. - I am a champion. - I was going to give you shit, but I know for a fact that you are going to outpace this all. You're going to out-- - No, no, no. - Achieve us all. - That's why we have to get our shots in now. - Yeah. - Well, he's weak. It's like being a four year old abasque ball that you know is going to grow into an NBA play. - Yeah, you're going to do something big, man. I've known that for a long time, and I've been trying to coax it out of you. - That's why we put-- - Why do you think we put up with you? - It's an investment. It's like you're like baby drunk. - Baby drunk's looking good to be honest. - Baby drunk, and it's like all the people that didn't make fun of baby drunk. He went for four touchdowns in 250 hours, and his high school debut was a freshman. - Seriously? - He might actually go to the NFL. (all laughing) - He looks like he looks like he runs like drunk, dude. - He's going to be pretty funny if he had the last laugh and he's like, "Dad, am I allowed to laugh now?" - Yeah, yeah. - I'm him, I'm getting rid of the father, 'cause his dad's taken all of his money, for sure. - Yeah, his dad is just a ventriloquist with his hand through his head, being like, "Say this, say this, now." - He might be like a genius though. Like he might look at him like-- - Love our ball. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. - Or it's going to be like how like, love mellow ball, all the kids know him as mellow instead of Carmelo Anthony. - Yeah. - Like all the kids are just going to be like, "Wait, there was a drunk before him?" - Yeah, yeah. - That's another drunk. - Oh man, drunk? - Oh man, drunk, it's a legend. I only know baby drunk. (laughing) - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I won, I won, I won. - Come on. - Honestly, it will probably be the last thing that I ever win in my life. It has to be the last, it's my last win. - That's crazy. - At this competition that I'll win, what other competition am I going to enter? Especially on a large scale that I'll win. - You never know with this place, they could come up with some weird thing. - Yeah, I mean, you'll probably do it again next year. (laughing) - The same competition? - Yeah. - Well, it will be impossible to win next year. - Well, 'cause I want you out. - Yeah. - Still gonna matter early. - Yeah, get me out early. The fact that I was able to sneak through to the end of this one, but it's all, I mean, with something like this, it's very luck-based. It's all like where the chips fall and like who's in front of you and how it all falls, it's completely based on the circumstances. - I think you got as unlucky as you could have and sort of survived by the skin of your teeth. - I would say it's mostly luck. - Yeah. (laughing) - Definitely is a lot of luck. - No, I don't think it is. I think it's probably some luck, but I think it's mostly how you play. - Yeah, I think you played the best. - That's nice. - You'd have to argue it that you played the best. Which, I don't even think it was close. - No. - No shade. - I think Dana, Dana-- - To our brothers in Jersey. (laughing) - Dana won four challenges. - Yeah, but like everyone said, like challenges don't matter. - It doesn't matter. - Yeah, it's almost like not having one challenge means it's that much harder for you to get through. - Yeah, so the Marty played better than me, 'cause I only won two challenges. - And he didn't win any? he didn't even win any challenges. - So then he didn't win, he didn't play better. I mean, like, like, doing the winning the challenges is a thing, but you gotta have other stuff on top. - Yeah. It's kind of just a sweetener. - Yeah, it was a lot of sneaking. Honestly, like I was more uncomfortable having won than I was like playing the game. Like as you're going through the game, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm fuckin' killing it. I'm like, fuckin' roasted all these people. It's almost like overbearing and I'm not just watching it back, knowing that I did win. But then, like, when it actually happens, it's almost like, like, what am I going to scream in Marty and Dana's face? - Well, fuckin' pussy. - You handled it so with so much class. - I don't even think I've never done that. - I've never done that. - Ending before, though, right? - What? - That's never happened in the ending where, like, well, first of all, usually, it's like a week after the finale, and then you find out. - For months, yeah, sometimes. - To one, but at which point everyone knows. - Yeah, but it's usually not like, like, that was unique where you win, and then you sit back down, and then, like, there was, like, 15 more minutes of conversation. - There was a rage code. - Yeah, yeah. Which was pretty fun. Like, that was great, Con. - I thought that was great. I actually thought, I mean, there's so much to say about this, and I'm excited. I'm really excited. Please, I didn't mean to interrupt you. - Oh, no, I don't have much. I mean, I have a lot, but I don't have. - At what point, when they were reading the votes, did you say I got this? - I think that I thought that I was going to win before I sat down at the tribal. That's why, like, when I hit that last shot against Glenny, that's what I was like, ah! Like, that was my, like, moment of, like, victory. - You're going to win. - And I was like, I just need to stay out of my way. And that's why, like, they cut down my speech. They cut down a lot of speeches. But they cut down my speech. And I think I had a couple more, like, jokes in there, but I wasn't joke heavy at all. I, like, it was intentional. I was like, if I try to be, like, very funny, like how you were on most dangerous game show, I'll, like, lose it how you did almost dangerous game show, how everyone was like, it's too funny. He's a threat. - Yeah, exactly. - I just wanted to be right down the middle, give, like, a very even speech. - It was convincing. - Just to be, like, right to the point. - You clearly convinced the jury, because it sounded like some of them had, didn't have their minds made up and we're sold on that all by you. I guess one question I have, oh, I have so many questions, but my first question for you, I was always looking for, like, angles. And whenever I've done these things, I was always looking for ways to manipulate the games or the challenges. - Yeah. - Were there any part of you that considered eating all 10 worms at once and then just having unlimited balls going forward? - I think that the way they made it seem was that you could do it on, like, the first, like, they're like, well, what if it only takes three worms and you hit your first three shots? - They did say that. So they made it seem that way, but, like, after you missed, like, three in a row, I would have just, I think I would have just gone up, close my eyes and, like, chugged 10 worms. - So I'm gonna, I already told you guys, I had to skip that. I couldn't watch that, like, as soon as they pulled out the warrant, 'cause you texted, like, obviously, so the episode came out, comes out today. We're recording today. We wanted to get ahead of it. Ron sent us, like, a link to the early episode release. I'm not early, we just have the file. And I posted it on Reddit. - Yeah, of course. Yeah, I uploaded it everywhere. - Five to five. - Five to five. - Yeah. - But you texted, and you were like, like, as Francis texted, and was like, I just finished watching it. And then you texted, and you were like, I just got past the worm part. And then the first challenge happened. And I was like, I wonder what the worm thing is. Like, I'm hoping it's not what I think it is. And then it was exactly what I thought it was. - Well, worse. It was like, those worms were blue. - The worms were blue. - They were blue fluorescent. - I never seen it. - Blowing, pulsing worms. - I look like candy worms. - They said that they were bred for this show, which is actually the most depressed. They're like bred in Asia for the show, which is like, I felt terrible for the worms. - I am a real survivor. - Yeah, what the fuck you got bred for the fucking off-brand version? Most survivor, you can't even go to Fiji to be eaten. - Yeah. - It's a terrible existence for those worms. And they were, they were fucking gross. - Did you draw a taste of them? - Very earthy. I didn't, I was just dry even the whole time. It was like earthy and like juicy and like stringy and rubbery. - Yeah, the texture would have been the problem for me. - The texture was terrible. - I'm dry even the entire time. - I mean, they looked so unbelievably plump and juicy. - Yeah, they were really thin. - They were the worms from, have you remember in the Lion King when he goes to meet up with Timon and Poo? - Yeah. - But it was those worms, it was just like thick ash, glowing fucking Carolina panthers blue. - Yeah. - Worms. - Oh my God. - Yeah, I had to fast forward that part. - Luckily, I knew. Like it was you and, like once I found out it was gonna be you and just you and Glenny. I was like, okay, well, I know Ron makes it to top three, obviously, 'cause we know you won. - Yeah, yeah. - So I was like, I think I can just get past this. And then I come back in and you got a knee brace on. (laughing) - I was biting into that, they're like, they were exploding all over Glenny. - Explain the knee thing. - Yeah, you gotta explain the knee thing. So during that challenge, I tore my meniscus. - Yeah. - During that challenge, running back and forth, I like, it was just like gink, and I just like felt like a little like click and it was like bad. And I felt another click and it was bad. But I was so zoned in that I just was like playing, playing through it. Like I didn't know what it was or like exactly. You don't know what the feeling is, but you just feel like something destabilized inside of you, you know, that's bad. And then after the challenge, I sat down in a very low seat. Have, have you seen, you haven't seen this video? - No, you never showed this to us. - It's as, I guess, I guess, sound up or we could put it in the episode. - Oh my God, I need you to put it down. Not even kidding, oh my God. - I mean, I heard it. - It happened in that challenge. Oh my God, oh my God, man. - And so that's when it went from a torn meniscus to a bucket handle tear, where it completely, like ripped off the bone and was like flipped over inside of me. - That was so loud. - So loud. - It sound like a Sequoia snapping. - Boy, boy. - It's like a foul sound. It literally sounds like when you, like I hear a tree slowly falling over and it's thunderstorm. - But you're like going to a slap race like that. - Yeah, it was fucking terrible. And they, I mean, the irony is that Marty pretended to be in a wheelchair for the entire week and then for the final tribal, they're like, "Hey, like we can roll you out in a wheelchair." And I was like, "Fuck no, bro." - Oh, hell no. - Don't play me, don't make me fucking go out. - You're like Kobe. - Yeah, I was like, "Let me take the last breath of football." - Yeah, yeah. - Did you mention that you'd torn your meniscus to the jury? - I didn't know it was a torn meniscus until days later. So I didn't know what it was. I knew I couldn't walk without, I mean, my walk through the airport after the fact was fucking the slowest, like there was 85-year-old women in the motor and past me, like smoking me. - Yeah. - You'll get better, Sunny. (laughing) Just like, it was so slow and embarrassing. And United Terminal Auto Hair, fucking to zoom. - Oh. - Rome. - Bostation. - One thing that totally confused me and I guess I just was stupid about this was that you went into Dave's office and like picked up a scroll. But was that all just fake so that you could tell the joke? - So no, so there were actually a couple like jokes that I fucked around in this episode, a decent amount. Like telling them all, I was vegan. I feel like it was a power play. And then the before the warms. I mean, you have to do some bullshit like that. And then I found that scroll. They kind of did a little bit of movie magic. I found that scroll in the same place that I found my original. But they were doing a pick up shot with that one. - Oh. - But I had kept the tube from the actual one I found. And so when I fuck with everybody and I said, "Glennie Balls has to tell the twerk blowjob story again with that scroll." I had like a piece of paper from one of my fake idols from the last time that I did it last year. And so I just wrote it longhand on that 'cause I brought some stuff to make fake idols just in case I got it in a pinch. And I never had to use any of it. So I like wrote it longhand on the scroll. That's why my shirt changes color. But this was the night before that went in. Just like hanging with the boys. - It's great. I mean. - It was great times. - Oh man. Wow, I gotta say. I mean. - It was thunderous. It was my favorite part of the worm. I mean, the brief part that I saw of the worm thing was just Dana kept on going to Marty being like, "Can you eat?" (laughing) "Can you eat?" And it's like, I mean, yeah, everyone can eat. These are, I think the live worms are the problem. - Can you eat? - Can you eat? (laughing) Bro, I can't help but wonder if Dana had saved glenny balls to the final. - Yeah, I would have had a hard time against Marty for sure. - And let's say that Marty wins against you. Does that mean Dana wins the show? - A lot of people were saying that they would have voted for glenny in that circumstance 'cause everyone was sick of Marty and Dana for whatever reason, but I don't believe that. - I don't think they would have. - I think they would have voted for-- - They said that in the jury. Like Pat was like, we had all decided we were gonna vote for glenny out of spite. - But that's like the-- - But that's crazy. - You know what, that's like though, to be like, we're gonna spite the game and vote for Dave and like fucking, you know, and then in the moment-- - When people do that, people did do that. - But you voted for re-- - I never said I was gonna do that. - But you didn't? So I feel like we all like we're like yeah, let's we're voting for Dave like fuck it That was like the Will Compton crowd. Yeah, those fucking scumbags but the I Don't know really where to address it either. I thought that Winning that challenge was like if I didn't win that I would have killed myself in front of everybody It would have been like really like I thought you were gonna run away with it. It just seemed like whenever glenny balls hit one of the pillars down It was blind luck. He was shooting very softly and I was shooting fucking. Yeah, you were lining it up Yeah, my we're going super fast. How many did you eat 10? Oh my god Is did you have like crazy shits after or like I wanted that I wanted that not as that go through the body I already eat ten ten worms a night. They're just gone. He was trolling and wakes up in the morning He's like I've never eaten worms and not had the shits. I mean it was genuinely like like that was So fought anytime I've watched survivor or any fear fact I'm like I would never and could never do that any other show I would have tapped out if it was like early on I would be like I can't do this. Yeah, but you were I mean you said it Like I want it. It was do or die. It was like I had to do that or win a hundred thousand or a two hundred fifty thousand dollars and Like there's no there was literally like you had no choice I had no choice I had to eat the one and I and so you could kind of tell But I would I like I was like Grunting I was like a bowl about to be like let out I was like Fucking far myself up just trying to like even you guys some salt or like maybe some Tabasco Just well Lenny had someone on a belt that he pulled out like a fucking Ten he ate all ten. Oh my god. He was acting like he was like dude they're moving like he like he wasn't gonna be able to do it Glenty was done with his ten worms. Maybe when I was four or five worms. Really he was eating them so fast He was slapping them down. I think that's the play. It's just a clean swallow. I was trying to I was trying to do that as well Like it was impossible. You couldn't just swallow them without like Chomping them. That's how they were exploding in his face. I would never do some shit like that. That is so I had to eat the What did I eat is scorpion? Yeah, and then a water bug? Didn't eat though. Yeah, I've had like a bite of one of those water bugs the water bugs are worse than the worms I know shot the water bug was pretty bad, but there's so dense. It's so dense. It's like a fig new in This big this wide burnt to a crisp or it's not even burnt to a crisp No, I wasn't you would hope it would be yeah, it was like the scorpion was the scorpion was like eating a french fry Yeah, it just tasted like shit. It was just charred. Yeah, the water bugs are fucking disgusting Water bugs are basically cockroaches, right? But like triple the size. Yeah, there's big. Oh my god, dude It was big big long wings. Those are discussing. I think these this is maybe better. I guess I would have done that so like you Like I because I like I saw the scene where you were like I've eaten a lot of weird shit at bar stool like lower in the bar Most dangerous games. I don't think any of that was like even on the same level as the worms Yeah, like eating a dead scorpion. I would eat a hundred dead scorpion They serve scorpions in on the street food and a number of countries. Yeah, like I would have eaten I would have eaten the most amount of scorpions anyone's ever had before I ate one of those worms. I felt bad for the worms Like I didn't want to fucking I didn't want to take their life Was there an option to kill before eating like what if you were to just you know with what punch them flat? Yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, be juiced him and just like squeeze it out like I do Rung them. Yeah, yeah, I just have the experience go to yeah, it was kind of like a goger If you had to eat the plastic too. I never considered that I feel like the teeth are the best thing to like Nothing else in the body is built to fucking destroy these things like that Punching a bowl of worms I thought I would actually probably have been the plan punch the whole bowl. Yeah, get them all but then I helped Lenny I can't separate his worms from him. Oh true. I need to go any to punch something for me Dude, it was gloves. I mean, it was really it got down to two. Yeah, it was too. You too I can't believe it. Were you were you nervous? You said terrified. Yeah, I was pretty cuz like on the last one Like we I had a chance to hit a shot and I missed it and it literally is something that I thought about for the entire time And then when I lost that second to last challenge against Dana Um, I was like I've blown it again and part of me like start to accept the like negativity I started to accept that I was I could have have lost this thing at the final four But that was where when Dana won that challenge then that's when Brandon got voted out No, the challenge at the beginning of the finale. Oh, we're running back and forth with the bowl and then puzzle one Yeah, puzzle was brutal. It's a lot better than the worms Yeah, but I mean, I at least I could just force my way through the worms. There was no like Brute strengthening your way through this puzzle. Yeah, that's true. I mean you kind of you kind of blew that lead I did blow the lead. You got smoked yet. Well, I mean not smoked. You got smoked I fumbled I fumbled crossing the goal line. No, you were you had the you had the yips on that last on number one Yeah, the one part of the puzzle. Orden. I was I was calm. I just couldn't do it. It wasn't even like a mental con externally But internally getting the ball all the way all the way to that last thing was impossible Yeah, if your name's Ron. I would have loved to see your Michael J Fox hands on that board You would have fucking been shaking that thing like a pinball machine and looking possible for glenier Dana I think Lenny finished that well regardless Our was going through it really quickly flying through it. I even like could tell that there was going to be The worm challenge because Jeff said something, but we didn't have our phones. So I like the bug guy Yeah, Randy. Yeah, Randy appears. I was already the bug guy There was a guy on most dangerous game show that was like he was the bug guy and he like pulled up in a station wagon and had like Just like a full station wagon full of cages of different like bugs that he would like pull out like snakes and shit Just yeah like a Tupperware container full of snakes But he Jeff said something about like being able to like it's going to be like a taste-year challenge or some one of those like Clue words and so I knew we're going to be eating something. So I was like looking up things to do to like Eat beforehand like trying to get Pepto Bismal from the PAs and shit like that. Oh, there was a famous chapter of Encyclopedia Brown where yes, you know that one. Yeah, so of course where The his competitor and it was like they had a friend who was competing in the eating challenge like a pie eating contest He was eating mustard or maybe mustard something like that and the other guy the competitor Was sucking on ice cubes all day, which froze his taste buds. Oh I don't know if the science of that is true That I feel like I've heard that because there's that workaholics episode where they they try to eat like a super big pizza To win free pizza for the year and they burn their tongues with spoons They put spoons on like a fire until they're red hot and they burn their tongues Yeah, all of workaholics is actually based on the encyclopedia brown books Yeah, I think it is they lifted all their challenges from the encyclopedia brown Um, but I was looking up shit and none of it helped. I was just dry even after the fact and what did you ever get close to a wet heave? I don't know If I have wet I would have aimed my wet heave at glen if I I would have thought I would have launched my weave at glen if I if it came down to I think you got to go back in to the wormhole What do you mean? Oh throw up on his shit? Oh, man. Yeah, that's true sabotage. Was there any sort of votes at the end if you do that They were loving it. Yeah, I'm sure even like Tommy who was like hating me at that time. Yeah, it was like he was like cracking a smile I was always like fucking yeah, I'm sure Tommy was so angry He kept cutting to him and and even it like super funny moments He just was stone face. He was so mad. He was so mad watching all of that Yeah, I thought I think I miscalculated how angry he would be I didn't think he would be that angry. I know you get angry after the fact I didn't Everyone's saying he's a jolly good fellow for me based on how well I took getting voted out I was like that was awesome you guys are great well done. Yeah, we have rea orchestrated it I was like what props yeah, and I voted for her to win. Yeah, that was actually very mature She got me out too, and I voted for her to win and I by the way I got totally fucked. Yeah, my whole thing was filled with controversy But more mostly from like the idle shit, but like in the end, I don't know It just I knew that was gonna happen. I guess it I do get it though because like it is Tommy's thing, you know But he's lost other times. Yeah, it's like when you lost to him in the Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that drove me crazy That drove me absolutely crazy and I regretted the way that I did. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't feel any any sort of like Wow catharsis from that now now because he he said he felt like oh that was cathartic They also put a lot out of his speech like what He was just talking about more stuff about how I was a bad guy. Yeah, he was just like a listing more reasons But I was a bad guy. That's crazy to me. I mean Like, if we're gonna get, if we wanna get into it, like talk about the thing. Like, like, so he's saying you're a bad guy, which obviously you're not a bad guy. - It's okay. - But when they cut to the clip of you guys lying about him getting, not getting voted out, I was like, all right, I hate that. - That was pretty locked up. - The way that Marty laughed. - Like it looked like a movie scene. - Look at how, but what can you do? - There comes a point where you have to lie to someone. - Yeah, because if they'd been like, yeah, we're coming for you. - He would have tried to figure something out. - He would have tried it. - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah, it's like, that was ice cold. - Ice cold. - What was the scene in, was it, is it good fellows where like, isn't the guy's name Tommy from good fellows where they like, and it's the day that he's gonna get made. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And he walks in, and he thinks he's about to get made. - Yeah, that's how you guys did him. - And then he got whacked right there. It's like, that's how you have to do it. Like, you have to like, make it seem like it's a normal, perfect day, and then you whack him. - Yeah. - I told Rhea in line into the tribal council, I have my idol, I'm gonna play it. - Yeah. - And she goes, don't play it, you'll waste it. - And then they voted me out. - Right. - I had my own saving grace, my life is a ruthless game. I mean, it's definitely a ruthless game. I don't knock any lying or manipulation at all. - Yeah, that's what it is. You know what you, you should know what you're signing up for. - Yeah. - And yet, for some reason, everybody who does this fucking game says, it's all part of the game, it's just a game, it's all a game until it happens to them. And then all of a sudden it's, I thought I knew that person. - Yeah, yeah. - They were at my wedding, you know. We've done content together. That's a friend, like, you know. - Have you guys spoke, like are you guys back on good terms now or is it still on site? - I think you had to move your desk. (laughing) - I think that I don't think that it's completely good. - Oh, wow. - I don't think it's completely good. - Is it better? - I don't, I think it might be from my end, it's better. - Like have you guys spoke? - Yeah, yeah. I've been like, real conversations or just like-- - Yes, but he's still upset about it. I, from my side, choose to still be his friend. And like, the ball is now in his court. And like, he can either be my friend or not be my friend. I'm not gonna beg him to be my friend or like apologize for playing the game. I'd still like to be friends with him, but also like, I can't, it's not really even my business how he like sees me or like, you know, like his opinion, you ever hear that phrase where it's like, other people's opinions aren't your business. - It's none of business. - It's no business, right. So it's like, I'm gonna continue to try and like, be his friend. I think I've done like plenty of things that were friendly towards him, but like he obviously was hurt by how I played this game. And it's his right, if he's hurt, like that's a valid emotion, but also like, I was playing the game to win. - Yeah. - And I won. - Yeah. - Was he pissed when you won? - For sure. Dude, he didn't, he didn't want to win the dozen 'cause we were on the same team. - Oh wow. - We were on the same dozen team. We made it to the championship game. And after the game, like the first thing he said to me was like, that it was like a silver lining that I wasn't able to win that as well. - Damn. - Damn. - I mean, he doesn't play around about it. - He doesn't play around about it. And I don't think it diminishes any of his accomplishments if I'm able to win this. I think that this is a game of, of lying for sure. And you have to lie. And I think that like, you have to expect lying. And I think part of the game is discerning when people are lying to you. And I think that I was like, I was tenacious about finding out if people were lying when they were talking to me. And I thought I did a good job of that. And he wasn't able to tell that, but like that doesn't affect how I see him going forward. I know that like Nick Taranee and Nikki Smokes had like a, like they weren't talking to each other. Like I don't think it's quite that level, but it's definitely not good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're back, they're friends again. - They are. - Yeah, cause, yeah, cause remember, we were getting ready for fantasy and Nick suggested at Smokes, if we were gonna do 12 men. - That is a nice olive branch. At first Tommy kicked me out of the fantasy football league that I'm in. - Really? - But then he let me back into the fantasy football league that I'm in with his friends. - You're in another fantasy league, Tommy. Dude, he said that he wouldn't be in yearly 'cause he didn't wanna be in any more leagues. And then he was in the New York office league with Glenny Balls. - Wow. - Yeah. - Cause yeah, he left me left now. - And it's because, it's probably because of you. - Yeah. - That's crazy. He doesn't even wanna like, why not hash it out? Like what if you guys have a match up like? - We hashed, we tried to hash it out that night. And since then, it just says like, he'll like argue in the office and kind of like, he'll hit me with like, you're a smart guy. Like figure it out. Like shit, like that. Where's like, you guys might have to just fight. Once that knee is ready. - No, no, he's got it. - What a fight that would be. No offense around just girl Paul, speedbacking each other. - Yeah. - Actually, I actually think you'd take it that fight. - It's okay. - You're running on the puzzle was, I was impressed. I was impressed by your form. I expected it to be much worse. - Well, it was my form. - Just standard running. - Standard jogging. - Yeah, I guess so. - Well, coordinated. - Well, he's in shape. - Yeah, but he always talks about how uncoordinated he is. - That's literally running. That's not even coordination. - Yeah, you should see me run. - No one has seen you run in 30 years. - No, no. - Yeah, basketball. - In 30 years. - Yeah, true. - That's like, but that's how I run. It's all, no control. But he would run with like vans on or like shock tailers. He would sound like my knee slap. - Yeah, but throw a pair of ice skates on this guy. He skates with a wind. - Come on now. - Mystery elast over here. - Come on. - So the crossovers. - Yeah. - A lot of guys don't know about the backwards crossover. - Backwards crossover. - Looks awesome. - It does look gorgeous. (laughing) - Yeah. - I was a master of it, but you know, it's a conversation for another. - So, you know, look, we all have moments at this place where we don't react the way that we would want to. For example, when I lost the Wonder Lake to Tommy, I was incredibly angry and like came off horribly in that moment. And I regretted that. It was pathetic of me. What I don't understand is that Tommy reacted that way and he stands by it. He's not trying to fix things with you. Nick told me he was like, I regret that I reacted that way towards Nikki Smokes. - Yeah, I'm gonna look horribly. Yeah, cause no one wants it to come out and then have them. That's why I do feel like they shouldn't cut down those speeches. - I agree. Well, there was like, yeah, I wish they had kept his entire speech, because then it would just like, it almost left me like, like you don't understand the depths of it or like the full alchemy of the relationship unless you let him say everything that he said in the show and like keep it in the show. - Yeah. It doesn't make, like when he was like, oh, that was quick. I think it was like, he was being sarcastic cause like he went kind of went on. - How long was his actual speech? - A little bit longer. I'm not sure. I don't know. - Any big things that he they specifically cut out, like a moment where people were like, whoa. - He was talking about like the KFC diss track. And like he was like, the why did you cut me at like six? Like I would have been fine if you cut me at five, but like why at six? And I was like, what is the difference? And. - Would you say this is the most emotionally invested surviving that we've had? Like that most of the people got into it? - It's pretty up there, especially for a season where everybody like going into the finale. I mean, I don't know what the reaction to the finale is because it hasn't happened yet. But to me, I thought that the finale was like good on multiple levels and a bit personal. Like there was like comfort behind. - Oh, it was on multiple challenges. Like I thought it almost, but I mean, for anybody that complained about the season, like save the season. But everyone's like pre-game alliances, like I wasn't in the finale with anybody that pre-game alliances with. And the one person like I had a pre-game alliance with Tommy and I smoked him. Like I didn't like everyone's like, pre-game alliances ruined the game. It's like, I how? - By the way, I just remembered that I in most dangerous game show had a very scathing speech about Rudy. But again, it's important to note that like the second we cut cameras. I went up to him and was like, by the way, I don't have any issue with you. - Yeah. - That's totally, and he was like, oh, thank God. - Yeah. - You guys squashed that quay. - It was just like, I was like, God, I don't feel any of this. But like, and Pat was like, you gotta do it. - Yeah, yeah. - I was like, all right. - Yeah. - And then immediately didn't care. - Yeah. - So the after party was at a good night, John Boy. And I think that they put us all at a hotel across the street from good night, John Boy. - I wonder if you guys had like a cool hotel. - It was a cool hotel. - Wasn't it like no boo or some shit like that? - Wasn't it like filmed at the hotel? - I don't know about that. But it was like a nice hotel right across from good night, John Boy. Whatever it is close to that. And at the end of the night, Glenny came up to me and Tommy, and was like, 'cause I tried to talk to Tommy at the after party. I was like, let's settle this. Like, let's get this all out in the ocean, open. And we like went back and forth. - Actually like your other way better. - Yeah, let's get this all out. - Let's get this all out in the ocean. - Send it out to see. [laughter] - That would have been nice. You should have put it all out in the ocean. - Just. (laughing) - And it kind of like, - It's like the tide day. - It felt like it was being resolved. And then it just like wasn't resolved. And then we were kind of standing out out front of John Boy and Glenny was like, let's go back to the hotel and complain. Which I thought was like a really nice sentiment. And so the two of them came back up to my hotel room and they little balls of like Casa Azul. And we like poured up some nice tequila. And like. - Yeah, it's really nice. - Glenny was like, you know, Glenny was to his credit like being very like circumspect about it. And like Tommy was like kind of like hammering in home being like, don't you like see how? And I was like, I do see, but like this is the game. And that's how I was playing it. And at one point towards the end, Glenny was like, you're being kind of a faggot, Tom. (laughing) - That was funny. - You know, I think that my, one of my issues is that, like I, and I, this is to Tommy's credit. Like he is the guy. - If there were anybody on earth that I would expect to get it and not have that reaction, it's Tommy. - And that's why that was part of my calculus of like being like, okay, well, this is somebody who will be able to understand this. - It's, it's so baffling to me because he wrote the book. He is so many layers deep and levels deep. And for some reason, it did seem like this season, he did decide to play differently and played more like morally and honestly and like true to friendships, I guess. - Well, at one point also in the season, he said, I'm going to, my way of playing this game, this season is gonna be manipulating personal friendships is exactly how he said it. And so like, okay, once you've said that in a confessional, like you can't be mad at me for anything that I've done because that's exactly what you were trying to do. The fact that you're still carrying this personal friendship thing against me is like, that's was your game plan. So you can't be mad at me for like, what having a similar game plan? - Do you think if you, if when you were in that room with, well, who was it? Marty and Glennie or Marty and Dana and Tommy, when you got, when he asked if it was him. - Probably all of us. - When you, when, do you think if you guys were to say, like it's you, you're done, you think he would have had a better reaction, maybe. But that like to, it was like, yeah, I didn't want to give him like a wiggle room to like try and get out of there and try and like go out. - Yeah, find a, I don't, yeah, I don't. - Yeah, find a, I don't or like go like try and scheme some other people or find like another way to like, backdoor it. There's also like, at the ring of fire, and this is, this is probably actually two inside baseball to get into. But at the ring of fire, he, he started talking about, he tried to tell Dana that I was gunning for him when he knew that that plan wasn't going to happen. Like I got up and they done, they were, they sat us all down to vote and I said, wait, we don't know what the plan is. Can we have two more minutes to production? And they didn't keep that in the show for some reason. And when we first sat down, Tommy hadn't talked to me and he was acting like he was, just gonna go along with the plan and vote out Dana. But in reality, he was gonna go against the plan. Tell Dana that I was gunning for him and betray me in my trust. And I found that out before he could get me out and I got him out because he was trying to betray me. It's very, that's like very inside. - No, I mean, it's totally so funny, but like. - I watched all of that. - At, at some point, like I couldn't go along with plans with him, but I mean, that's also. - Dude, Tommy, you know what? Look, the fact that he said you were a bad person is what really bothers me. Because first of all, I think you're one of the better people that works at this company. And I would stand on this, like what you've done for me in my life, it goes so far beyond work, whatever. You're just like, again, small things, helping me move out of my apartment when I was like getting divorced. My life was falling apart. Just like just an incredibly good person. - That's nice of you to say. But if I have to start arguing for why I'm a good person, - You don't have to be a bad person. - This is why I'm doing it on your behalf. - I'll say, I mean. - Sass, do you have anything to say about me being a good person? Maybe like an anecdotal evidence of me? - I have more things to say about me being a bad guy than a good guy. - What the fuck? - I mean, if I'm being honest, I was watching, you know, there's a, like I was watching the episode, a lot of talk about you being a bad guy. And on my head, I'm like, "Rone's not a bad guy." That's crazy. And then I was thinking about it for a minute. And I was remembering a conversation that Ron and I had last week where he told me not to draft quarterbacks in fantasy early. - I remember hearing you say that. - Because you can get good quarterbacks for high value later in the draft. And then we had our draft and Ron picked a quarterback's second overall. - This is a second overall pick. - This is a two quarterback week. - And you were asking me about a one quarterback league. - I mean, that was, I felt like he took my heart out of my body and crushed it. - Dude, you're a Jemeer Gibbs superfan. And you started a fantasy league and gave yourself the first overall pick. - I did not give you a bad guy. - I didn't give you a bad guy. - That's the first overall pick. - I didn't give my, I want to make that very clear. It was a randomized order. I ended up with the first pick. - I can feel this kind of getting away from us pretty quickly here. - Right, I understand. I think the two of you should get a hotel room and talk about it. - And complain. - I thought that was so nice by Glenny. Like, let's go upstairs and complain for a little bit. And it was nice. - Took it like, he did take it like a champ. - Glenny was, like I know people online are like, Glenny doesn't work here. Glenny was like the in-house Mr. Congeniality MVP of the week. We're being around him was like so fun. - That's how you know it. - And funny. - That's how you know he's making money. - What do you mean? - The way that he's able to compose himself. - Oh yeah, yeah. - That's paid. - He lost 250 and he didn't bet in eyelash. - Yeah, definitely. But no, the way that he handled getting eliminated from the worm thing, I was like pretty surprised. - He was like, he said, what can you do? - Yeah. - And what are you gonna do? - And then he said to Marty, I don't like you. (laughing) - Yeah, he was so funny. - Glenny was so funny. And like people have their opinions of him. But I don't like, from somebody that if you were there hanging out with Glenny, you would have had a blast listening to like the stories that he told. And he got shit faced every night. It was up till three in the morning, just like walking around like telling stories, ordering chicken. I got closer to Marty there in the week. Like I fucking Dana was awesome. Like Brandon Walker was like a stud. Like Road, Roadhog for me. It was so funny when he got eliminated. Like him just talking shit. - Yeah, that was crazy. - Oh my God. - He was awesome. - Wait, he did ask you in the thing. He was like, did you ever lie to me? And you said, no, had you ever lied to him? - Yeah, that's good. - I didn't. When Marty was like, I never lied to you. Marty told me he was gonna bring me to the end. If he gave me, he shook my hand and told me, if I make it to the end. - Yeah, I think that's the big thing. I don't think your only thing that you say to the jury should be, I didn't lie. Like because I, I just think that doesn't work. - That's literally what you did during your most dangerous game. - I know it didn't work. - It didn't work. - Yeah, like that I ever lied to you. - Yeah, it doesn't, no one gives a fuck. - Right. - No one's thinking like, 'cause if you didn't lie to me, I want you to lie to the whole time. - Yeah. - To say he was like, Dana, if you had brought Glanny, then I would have had, you would have had my respect. - Yeah. - Right, if you had smoked that Sparky. If you had smoked, if you had separated Marty and Dana, then I would have given you that respect. Which I thought, I mean, Tate did awesome. His question, he was like, when you vote, when I vote, you want me to vote with my head or my heart. That was like a great question. - Yeah, Tate was really good at that. He was built for this. - Yeah, he's very precise at his words. - He was really, really good at it. And it was kind of, I mean, the Dana, Marty Alliance really was just like so strong and they had people around them that they didn't seem like they were ever in trouble. But watching those other people like Tate who were not really part of that fight was, I admire him. Making smokes, I think his stock is way up. I think he did great the entire time. Tate did great the entire time. I think something they put in this episode but kind of glossed over was how much I was trying to convince Dana to write a really long speech and read it verbatim and include everything that he had in his game. Like that was a key goal of mine to sabotage his speech. To make it considerably, to make it worse. - Yeah, you also hit him with, what did you say? - You were like, if you don't bring Marty or his scumbag. - Yeah, yeah. - Wow, yeah, I heard you say that. 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I think they got to end it. They got to do like having it ends right then and there with the result and then watching like the fallout of the result. It's so much better than having it people wait and have the do like the big after show, like or the big like everyone. Yeah. Are they going to do an after show? They shot an after show live on the spot. And I'm not sure if all those conversations that they had where Jeff asked who everybody voted for. I don't remember if that was part of like the little mini after show that they shot right there. But there was more. But like I didn't say a single word and nobody asked me a single question. Yeah. Everybody just argued across being like, why did you not vote for me or what? Dan was killing me. Yeah. So what more could I have done. I totally understand it. He told me that he's never been more sure that he was going to win something than when they were sitting down. He was like in no world that he think, but what's what's crazy? Well, it's because he didn't see what we saw. Yeah. He didn't see what he did. Yeah. When you see all that in the edit after the fact that you're like clearly this show is building towards Rome coming across as the ultimate like survivor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of of so many attempts, whereas like when you say like I never had my name written down, I actually think that's kind of a mark against you. Yeah. Because then I mean, someone saw you in trouble. You were never in trouble. Everyone brought like it kind of. Yeah. It kind of comes off as like they everyone wanted Dana in the end because we're like when when when like even in the edit watching Dana keep on being like, I really don't want Rome to be at the final. I took that as like a as a compliment because he's like, it will be hard. It would be harder to beat me. Yeah. Which I thought was nice. He was really rooting against you with with Gleny and you in the worms. I will say I thought the Marty getting the call from Rhea in the thing, the confessional was like I like moved me deeply. Oh yeah. Yeah. You didn't like it. I loved it. I didn't tear up a little bit. I liked it because I was like, wow, that is a rock solid marriage. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. That anyone's told me they've been proud of me after not winning something, you know, and getting that. Yeah. Yeah. It's like get your ass home. I thought that was like really nice. So this whole week was for nothing. How funny was it when Marty was like, she didn't they told us we couldn't split the money. She took everything. Yeah. Yeah. That was great. That was great. Yeah. That was very funny. Him and Dana, it was like a, it's like emotional. Like you get that far. They were beat up bad. Yeah. They were beat the fuck up. They were really down because they, I mean, I think they probably assumed one of them was going to win it. And I bet they had some sort of deal where it was like if I win, like I'll break you off. Yeah. We give you 10 grand. But dude, how about Pat's question of what tell us why you think these other two should not win? That's just to the very end being like, and then loan annihilated them. Not really didn't hold back at all. I don't really actually cut some of the shit I said really. Yeah. I was the first person to bring up. I was like his wife one last year, not because I was never going to be part of my speech. But I was like, Oh, they're fucking desperate for it. And so when I said that, even like Brandon Walker was like, thank you. Like there's like people like people wanted to hear that. That wasn't even like, I don't think that that should be disqualifying. Like the same way I was like, I shouldn't win just because I have kids. Like he shouldn't lose just because his wife. But like if people wanted to hear that, but for whatever reason they cut that. Wait, I'm confused. You, you were saying it as a mark against him or something that they should not care about. Well, when, when I didn't believe it's something that it's something that they should care about. But when Pat asked that question and be like, say why these two people shouldn't win, I kind of like threw them the bone of being like, well, like he played like Patrick from SpongeBob and his wife one last year. It was from SpongeBob. You don't think it's true? No, I mean, I get what you were saying. Yeah. It's just ruthless. What do you mean? Patrick from SpongeBob is like a retarded person. That's like his whole character. He's not. It's not a person. He lives under a rock. It's not a person. Isn't Patrick a starfish? Yeah. So like it's not a person, a retarded person. But he's like, dumber than SpongeBob, who's already done as fuck. You know, that's real, right? Yeah. But I mean, it's not a retarded person. He's a retarded starfish. You called Tommy Plankton. No, he was, uh, Mr. Crab. Um, okay. So he's really, he was squidward. I also thought it was like emotional and sad when Dana was like, what I would have done with the money because I do think he, uh, of, of everyone, if you want to talk about need, might have been the person that you're talking about. It's from Chichingham. He came on this and we were talking Deluxebury in Chichingham. That was the one thing that I was like, at the very first episode, he's like, I don't come from it. Dude, we had a whole conversation about how he left sandwich and went to Chichingham. Okay. Well, I don't know that. Yes, you do. You were there. It was our episode where he had him on. We had Dana on and we had a whole conversation about how his neighborhood is named after the sound of cash register. You know, that's just our all. I love how everybody at this company gives me shit for somehow being wealthy and then they're all fucking quietly masquerading behind noodles and noodles of cash themselves. Everyone here likes to pretend they're fucking poor. They're not with your fucking second hand sweatshirts. I have to wear it. I literally wear it. I'm like, yeah, this is from Japan. Right. Meanwhile, he's from Deluxebury and he's cosplaying. He just wants to act like he's from the other side of the tracks. Drop his ours on the weekends. Bingo. Bingo. So that brings you to this. What are you doing on Saturday of this week? I'm getting I'm flying back from I have a show in Tallahassee. Pop punk show in Tallahassee by tickets. Oh, that's too bad. I was going to say we should do something. But then I remembered I actually have plans with Harry. What? Can you believe that? What? Harry and I have planned. What is he going to be taped up in your trunk? We have some. What does that mean? You have plans with him. Harry and I have some plans. What? Thanks to draft Kings. Shout out draft Kings. We will be attending the US Open Women's Final. Have you been hired by draft Kings? I feel like last week you were like, I want to get hired by draft Kings. Did it happen? No, it didn't happen. They reached out to me instead. They said they want to hire you and they said they want me. They were like, can you get in? Get us France. This is number draft Kings sports. Yeah, draft Kings. We're going. We're going to be in a box in a suite at at flushing at Arthur Ashe Stadium. And part of my pitch to Harry was, you know, this is really close to where you live. That was, yeah, that was the main reason that I decided to go. So you're going to this isn't this like a this is like a schmoo's fest. No, I don't think so. I think it's kind of been infiltrated by social media people this year. Let's just whatever he believes and that has allowed him to do it. I think we're going to let that be his reality. I don't want to dissuade him in any way different forms. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pumped. They got gummy worms. Yeah. I'm excited too. Yeah, it'll be fun. I did think it was the mens when I agreed and then I looked up the schedule, but I'm still excited. I definitely said women's. No, you didn't. Let me look. You didn't even, but I think you held you held out on purpose. I would not have done that to you. It was a strategic holdout, but I respect. No, dude, there's just no way I wouldn't have been entirely honest. If you said women's final. Hey, draft Kings asked me to come to their event at the US Open Women's Final next Saturday, want to come. The box. It's in a box. It's very close to where you live. You don't have to, but it would be fun. Box. And he was into it. So you don't pass, you don't pass up on the box. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to be riding high, baby. Why did I bring this up? What were we talking about coming into this? I think just how awesome it is to spend time with Harry. That's probably what I'm most excited about. How awesome it's going to be for you guys to be drinking. What's that drink? There's honeydews. Oh, the honeydews. Okay. So this is what it is. I knew that with him being from Deluxe Berry, he would only come to this if we were in a box. Right. So I wanted to keep him close to home. So where are we sitting? We're going to have the nicest seats. I mean, draft Kings is balls out. They're taking care of us. They take care of us. Yeah. That's going to be sick. Yeah. I'm actually deeply jealous. That's going to be so. And you guys are probably going to get closer, have some stories to tell one another. We're going to have a lot of stories to tell. How long is it? Short because it's the women's final. So it's only best of three sets. Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll be in and out. I think it could be, it could be, it could be an hour and a half. Oh, we should go early. You should because we just maximize the chicken fingers in the box. Bro, it's true. It's more than that. They have like Cedar Plank salmon in these boxes. Sushi. They have, it's insane. Cedar Plank, bro. Cedar Plank should have led with that. I did everything I could. Now, yeah, it's going to be fun. We're, uh, we're excited. I'm deeply jealous. What was your, like, uh, what, why, why, why this time do you say yes? Like, if you get asked a hundred times to do something, and then like, what, what, like broke the day, proximity to his home is exactly what it is. Pretty much literally bad, dude. So if we just start doing stuff in a story, uh, like that, a story of Friday, it's also early too. It's like noon. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, do something during the day. He'll just come straight back home. Yeah. Yeah. Back to bed. Yeah. Yeah. Cause like, I, like, I, I have nothing going on next Saturday. So, you know, why not? It's going to be great. And then we got ball on Sunday. Come on now. What a weekend. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be great. So I'm thinking we make a little money at the open. I like that. Oh, and drafting them works. Exactly. And then we, we, we use that money for Sunday. We should probably bet Sabelanka right now. Do you get good odds on her? She's just going to run away with this. Who else is still, who else is still left? Osaka? No idea. She might still be in it. I actually, there was this girl I was watching the other night who's from the Philippines, who's like incredible, Brian or something like that. I guarantee she could sing too. She's really, really good. Um, there's a couple of Americans left in the draw for on the women's side. There's a lot of men golf. Coco. I think she's in it. Let me look. Actually, I literally have never heard any of these names of the women are left. What's the attire? Do I got to wear my whites? No, that's wimble then. And we're not playing. So, you don't have to wear all wearing all white. It's like a wrist bands and shit headbands. Yeah. You should wear a wig like Andre Agassi. Oh, yeah. Who's not? Coco's out. What's the merch situation? There's Sabelank. It's good, man. We'll get you one of those giant balls that you can get autographed. And I'll bring you down. They'll be like, oh, that's your son. Oh, that'll be awesome. Yeah, we'll get we'll get some. Bro, bless me with a 2026 hat. Yeah, really? I gotta be there. Really? There's always a price though. 250,000. No. Let's take a post tag. Congrats on Harry with 250,000 by forcing me into buying a hat. Have you got to the check yet? I have not. They're holding out. That takes a while. Let me check my fucking bank account, bro. Takes a while, dude. What are you going to use it for? You probably won't even notice it going in. No, yeah. It's like, oh, my. Oh, wow. It went up. My pay cycle came a little earlier this week. Wait, did it? I can't tell. It feels a little light. People were like, uh, people were like, he bought a Lexus. Uh, he must have won. Yeah. That was last summer. They do this with me all the time. Already had Lexus. It's so funny to watch people sort of hypothesize that I either won or lost based on my like purchases and mood of the internet invitation. Um, it's just like, I'm so all over the map that nobody should try to read in one way or another. Yeah. Yeah. It's impossible. Was it grudin? Would they grudin almost spoil the invitational or the surviving surviving? That was hilarious. What did you guys say that? No, they were live. And they were on, uh, they were doing that golf thing, the grudge match and grudin just randomly goes, who won surviving bar stool again? And then Dave immediately is like, we're live. We're live. Like immediately. He could even get mad. He wouldn't even get mad. Now I was very much wondering what would have happened if grudin spoiled it. That would be like best case scenario person to spoil. Coach was just trying to pump my time. Yeah. Exactly. You wanted that getting out. You think I'd make more if I was working for the, uh, for the bucks when he gets hired there or do you think I'd make more just winning surviving bar stool? I got to win this every year now just to keep up with the cost of living. I know. By the way, I thought it was great. Can we just say that? Like, I thought that everything about that show was fantastic. Yeah. It's all top to bottom. The, the challenges are so creative. Uh, I don't know who the fuck is the people who actually do survivors like Willie Wonka back there just coming up with these weird. I know. I always wonder how they come up with it. But I also, uh, full time job. I think two of the, the things that people complain a lot about were too many idols and the pre-show alliances. But I went back to the last season and all of the feedback was about pre-show alliances and even Dave's like, there's too many pre-show alliances and under every tweet of Dave's last year, it was like, you a movie out of this pre-show alliance. Like you were threatened to fire her or whatever. Like, uh, I think that, uh, that's just a constant refrain and people will really frame it as, um, they, they just like dislike the thing that they're watching actively. Yeah. Also, but watching it, I was fucking sick of myself, dude. Oh, really? So fucking tired of myself. See myself and professionals just fucking rattling it off. I thought you were great. You've got a lot of burn. You got a lot of playing time because you, you effectively did. I don't know. They say people have like a champions at it. Did you, would you say that you got a champions at it? I think people early on were, we're trying to guess that, but people are also like, oh, Marty's getting a chain, like Dana's getting, or Tate's getting a champions at it. They're all getting a winners at it. Right. So I think that people thought it across the board, which makes it seem like a pretty even at it. I got a losers at it. Yeah. Yeah. They were like, here's our clown that's going to die in the second. Yeah. I'm also just glad that I don't have to fucking lie to people about my knee anymore. Even at the fucking grocery store yesterday. Like, uh, guy was like, what happened? I was like, just, I don't want to explain it. So I was just like playing ball. And then I got, I got trapped in a long conversation where he thought I was a basketball player. Yeah. And he was like, oh, you must have had a sick jumper though. I was like, no, not really. Yeah. You got to go with something more basic than that. I thought playing ball is like the most, like, playing ball sounds like you do your professional athlete. What do I say then? Playing basketball? Say you were playing with your kids or something? That's fucking soft. I was saying you did it on a game. Oh, yeah. Basketball. Yeah. He's not going to ask any more questions. I found a girl. I found the shit out of a girl. Yeah. A girl found me. Yeah. I was playing in a social dating heavy, like, wreck league. Oh, yeah. Basketball game. All right, man. I tore it on a game show. Oh, yeah. That's just you're opening up a lot of conversations with that. I got trapped in a ride to oh, hair after a trip to Chicago where the guy was just, I said that and the entire ride. We were in traffic. And that's all we were talking about. But the conversation didn't stop. What do you think? It looks good. Yeah. It does. Looking strong. With that cracked and something like that. What do you think about the future of surviving bar stool? You think they do it again? You think they continue it? I saw someone online say it, which I believe I also said this a couple of years ago, which is that I think that they should do it bar stool. idol and then they have all the contestants play surviving barstool. I think initially it's going to the views would be probably seven hundred percent worse. If I had to guess, but I think it would lead for more. It would be seven hundred percent worse. Is that even make sense? I don't know. Yeah, I would think you could. Yeah. Just multiply by no, actually sit my ass down and listen. I feel like a lot of people wouldn't want to watch it in the beginning, but I do feel like I like it would be more potential for like school luxury. Yeah, like a lot more like cutting people's throats and stuff because no one's going none of those people are going to be worried about like they don't know if you don't know the people and you don't have to go back to work with the people. But that's what people like about surviving barstool is that it is has implications beyond the game. Yeah, I just wonder what the future of it looks like with. I know that they were working on a game that's similar to traders trying to find like a traders adjacent game that's like proprietary to barstool. That's not just like barstool traders, but they said that maybe they're just going to take that to Dave and he'll be like, no, let's just play exactly the same game as traders. Yeah, yeah, that's also possible. Have either of you watched that game? No, everyone raised about it. It's pretty pretty good. Well, I don't know anything about it. It's basically werewolf with challenges in between. So there's three people that are traders and 15 people that are trying to find the trader. And so the traders kill someone every night and then the cast votes on and out every day. And so you should try and vote somebody out that you think is a trader. Interesting. Maybe maybe just take us arriving then. The prize for that actual show that like has tons of celebrities on it is $250,000. Damn, which is crazy because Dave is throwing out $250,000 for this game. I'm so glad that I don't know. You got to get something. I got to get something. Wait a minute. New keyboard. Did you didn't you what would you have would you say that that nice vacation you guys all went on? You had factored that in for that a little bit. No, I'm not. I've paid for that before. That's a big thing. I thought that was kind of like a celebration. That was not a celebration. The money. The money hasn't hit yet. No, I know. But I spent, I mean, I had made plans before the money hit when I for my thing. Well, I'm trying to do something. But it's also like, I want to do something with my whole family. But I also just went on a transatlantic flight that was at nightmare. So it's like what what even new TV maybe just maybe a flat screen, maybe you'll do something with your friends. Yeah. A trip with my friends. The Patagonia Patagonia. That would be nice. We go to Patagonia. Maybe we all just go to Patagonia. Yeah. And we do it big because we got 250 to work with. But you forgot about taxes. No, you know, as we're going pre-tax. Uncle Sam takes half from you, not us. I need to come. I'm in the hole. 125. Just fucking brutal. I need to move to fucking Delaware before the shit hits. I know. I need to move the Delaware steady. I don't even know what I would do with that. What would you do with it? Five bunch of dumb shit. Immediately. Like a new mouse. The answer is don't do anything with it. Break off a piece. Enjoy it. And then put the rest away to grow. I'd probably give 75 to Tommy just to do things over. He did keep on saying like you screwed me out of $250,000. Would he have won if you hadn't done that? I don't think so. Is there an argument to be made that he would have won the whole show? Well, and everybody's mind as soon as they got voted out, they got screwed out of the money. You know, it's just crazy to me. I feel like a lot of people operate under the idea that like, it's their money to lose. Right. When in reality, it's not. Right. Like I feel like, yeah, I feel like that mindset of like you screwed me out of this. It's like, brother, you weren't even weren't even close. Right. You weren't even scratching the surface. You do everybody plays the game as if they're the main character. Yeah. But then once you realize it that when you voted out that you're not, you're just a side character. Yeah, you don't you don't deserve that 250 until you win it. Right. Exactly. I think Pat's going to win one of these shows. I could see Tate winning one. I could see Nikki smokes winning one. Maybe Pat's two people. He's done too many of them. I wanted to get me out so badly. Yeah, he was right. And he was right. He saw the rating in the wall. He knew you were going to win. Anika too. Anika wanted to get me out badly. She knew. Anika, Meeke Phil tried to do a move on me. That would have that would have been a killer. So you think they'll run it. Anika and Meeke Phil. Yeah, that would be devastating. Yeah. I think that you guys probably kicked me off the show. Definitely might have been the end of that. Yeah. Do you think they'll so do you think they'll run it back again? Would you remember where are you going to do the show if we got to like a certain if we got to 150,000 subscribers? You said that you were going to. You're probably lying. I don't know. They asked me if I wanted to do it this time. And I said, oh, I had I had something that weekend anyway. So that week. So I and then they moved it and then you still had something. Then you move your other thing. My other thing got moved to the same week. So I couldn't. But I know I would just be a pro. I wouldn't be good on that show. I think you'd be good. I don't know. You made it to the final of a exactly similar show. Yeah, but I made it to that final by coasting. I don't think you would be good on this show. No, I would try too much mental game war. Yeah. Someone like Yandle would be great on the show. Yeah. What do you? I don't know. I don't know his the way his brain was 60 million earned. I don't know if that 250's getting him out of bed. I think he might have been more than 60 broke. I think he might be upwards of 60 career. I think so too. Yeah. Don't put fucking smud on his 60. I think he made a lot more than 60 million. I believe it was 73 to 75. And that's not even counting the peak Whitney money. Yeah. Play for the fly guys. 73. What the fuck is he doing with that? Don't ask me going to do it to 50. Just racing boats with Aaron Judge. Or who did he say he lived by on the water? Someone like that. Like some baseball player. Yeah, yeah. Waves. But they all really like all. Yeah. He told me the story of how he started his boat when it was out of the water. Yeah. Yeah. Like dude, you got to put it in the water. He goes, I've never been on one of these before. Maybe by boat. A tiny one. Now a big one. I can't afford a big boat. You can now. I can't. You get a good boat for too, fitting. No, the only I do 25 footer. You have to do an experience. But um, really? That's what you're leaning towards experience. He's an experienced guy. He's got about any one saying every day he wants to experience those with them. What could I do to enhance my everyday experience? I don't have. I don't play golf. I don't play video games. There's no telling you. You got to get an OLED TV. OLED is going to do nothing for me. It will. It will. You do need a Jersey short beach. Have a long as where you got you guys are going to ultimately 50's not putting the fucking dent in an avalanche down payment. It's a down payment. It's not touching it, bro. Definitely a down payment. Maybe I can go to Margate. And then you know, you use whatever money you got left to get an OLED TV for there. I could get like a one room shack. Like on the mainland off of Avalon. Why don't you buy me an OLED TV? How about that's the, that's what you know? How much is an OLED expensive? How much for a good one? You're looking at at least 250, 15 on it now. And look at those colors just bursting through the screen. All right. Maybe I need an OLED. Jumping out of the screen. Can you put an OLED? It's going to feel like you're at the Eagles game. Well, they're already have a frame TV though. Well, the frame TV is all you need. Plus, I have this guy doesn't know anything about screens. Yeah, it's not for me. It's for my fucking kids. You know, you know too much. A frame TV. A frame TV. Do you know what the frame is? Yeah. That thing's a piece of shit. And bro, you can put art on it. You can't put art on an OLED. If you put art on the OLED, it's going to look like actual art. No, it's going to have like the Mona Lisa is going to be tied out now. It's going to be like fucking a joke. They're going to add colors to it. That aren't even there. The OLED, like if you get the OLED and you're watching ball on the OLED, like you won't, you won't be able to remove yourself from the, from the TV. Like it, it entails you. That's not the case sucks you in. Like you couldn't even imagine seeing those true blacks. You don't know. You don't even know what a true black is. Do you? Are we going to, are we doing ball at your new apartment? Are you going to have a TV? What? I don't have a TV right now. What the fuck waiting for you to buy me an OLED? Are you serious? How big are these? Yes. Biggest you want. How many inches? How many inches is the 99? The 99 is 85 or 85 inches. Yeah, but it's clearly a shitty one. It's OLED. No, it's QLED. QLED is fake OLED. You want the actual oh. Yeah. The QLED doesn't really pop. QLED is not going to pop. I mean, you can literally see in the example photos that they're, that's clearly the least colorful one. Francis, have you been to like a restoration hardware or a home goods or what's that store that's in Dumbo on like the waterfront. It's like a home good sex. type of store that's in like timeout market. - Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about. - What's that store? - Well, fuck, I don't know. You talking about the furniture? Oh, West Elm. - West Elm. - Yeah. - Have you been inside any of those stores recently? - Yeah, I mean, yeah, kind of. - There's West Elm, France was. - West Elm, France is. (laughs) - For what it's worth the real hack is you gotta go to the RH outlets. - In a. - There's no parameters that's like. - Or industry city, the one over there. - That one's okay. It just doesn't have the selection. The one of PRAM is the two gigantic floor. I got a $18,000 couch marked down to 1900 bucks because it was a floor model and someone had like kicked it. So there was a footprint. There was a boot print on the back and I was like, I can get that out. - Couldn't own it. (laughs) It's fainter. I had a professional furniture cleaner come in, steam the shit out of it. You can still see the boot, but whatever, I put a blanket over the back of the couch. I have like a throw that I put so you can't see it. - I mean, that's a crazy dish. - That's what they have there. It's like shit that's easy. - And this is the one in PRAMIS. - Yeah. - They're like here, this one's marked down 98% 'cause a homeless person came in here and shot in one of the covers. - Someone was gonna shoot in it at some point. - Yeah. - I don't care. I can't smell it. - Just 'cause I couldn't shoot in it first. - Yeah. - But going into one of those stores has made me realize that color has been zapped from the world. - Oh, they take it, they've taken it all. - Yeah. - The only color that exists is like light green. - Cream, great. - Light green. - But blue doesn't exist. If you walked in there with bright red, it would probably give people an epileptic seizure. In the world, nobody, there are no more bright colors. Any type of new furniture, they don't, I mean, old edged will probably shock the nervous system. Like young children, because everything is this muted beige tone. - I think, sorry, Ron. - No, no, please. - I think a lot of that is that we're shopping at furniture stores that are within like New York City. And, if you-- - Do you think they have red in the country? - Like if you went to a furniture store in Maine, it's all like cottage-y type stuff. And there's like patterns and quilts, and nice, sweet, pastel colors. - But you still not seeing lots of reds. Like if anything, maybe you'll get a dark green. - No, they'd have reds there. - Red is you go shopping in Maine, you'll get a green or a brown. You'll get a red and more of a maroon. (laughing) - It's soft to red. Not often to get a chewy red. - Yeah. - Not a royal blue, not as like a hard red. Not like a fucking-- - Not for a bit of yellow. - Kelly Green. - Yeah, exactly. - The yellow. Oh my God. - We ever see a yellow again? - Yellow is dead, red's dead. - Yellow orange? - Yeah, we need a redemption for red being dead. - Imagine having an orange couch. (laughing) They used to exist. - Well, like-- - 80s. - Yeah. - A D orange. - Yeah, totally. (laughing) - A pop of color. But yeah, this shit is even like clothing. Like people don't wear shirts that have shit on them anymore. - No. - I mean, ball ball. But like-- - I only wear shirts with stuff on them. - You only wear that shirt. - Come on now. - This exact ensemble, the green shorts and the blue Patriots crew now. - Come on now. - Ben, is if you have not been home? - Well, see, the thing is I do wear different clothes. I just, for the podcast, I'm a little bit more selective. - That's like me, if I have to convince people that I'm not a bad guy, I'm a bad guy. If you just start convincing people that like you wear lots of clothes, you don't wear a lot of clothes. (laughing) - I do. - People think that we're recording all these episodes on the same day. - Yeah, they think it's all banked because you are dressing like Homer Simpson with a closet full of the same exact outfit. - I'm just really waiting for, I'm waiting for winter to really get the fits pop and again. - Summer, it's green pants. - It's gonna be brown pants. - I'm excited for the brown pants, I have green pants. - I'm excited for the greens and the browns. I'm excited for that cool, like heavy shirt you wear. - Heavy shirt. - It's like a polo, it's got wool, it's thick. Oh, the sweater, sure. His problem is he's hit a growth spurt and he doesn't even know it. - Look at his sleeves. - How the, like he's too big for a sweatshirt now. - This sweatshirt has always been a little bit ill-fitting. - No, it's the fucking growth spurt. - I mean, I'm looking for some more new Patriots gear. - Okay, send everybody. - Send for the season. - We can make that happen. - Tis the season. - Send them some. - 3.33, 7th Avenue. - Tis the season, do you guys watch any ball this weekend? - Course. - Did you? - Or did you just dab, 'cause I kind of just dabbled. I didn't really fully-- - I didn't say Indiana game in the mission. - The beginning of the Indiana game and the end of the Michigan game. - College football, man. It's like watching paint dry. That shit is-- - No, it's not. - Oh, wow. The team that was supposed to win one by 60 points again. - The Michigan game was an instant classic. - Oh, let's see how Alabama's doing. Oh, they're up by 100 in the hat, going into the half. There should be an exciting second half. I just like, I like watching college football, but I only like watching it when it's a good matchup. I can't, and I know that it's further people that are like die hard fans of those teams. Not me, 'cause I don't have a college team. - Why don't you get one? - I could become a Syracuse fan because my sister's going there now. - There you go. - But even then, they won by like 80 points. - Well, they won't win every game by 80, right? - No, no. That's why it is fun when there's good games, but I know weak ones pretty slow. - Michigan game was a classic. - Yeah, it was I. - There was a Hail Mary that decided the game. - Well, what did you think of that? You think Dave made the call? 'Cause a lot of people are saying Dave made the call. - Yeah. - I was just on the phone with the president. - Yeah, it was Dave, Trump, and Netanyahu on a three way. - Have you seen that video of Netanyahu singing? - No. - It keeps coming up on my timeline. - I bet. - It's so funny. That's really awesome. - What's he singing, Stella Lefty? - Yeah. - Boston. (laughing) You've got the clothes, I've got the floor. (laughing) - She's getting dragged and I along with her. - Oh yeah, you're getting, you're done. - Yeah. - This is what you needed to win surviving or else. - To get everybody off mad, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause they're getting her. I mean, they're coming up with a new song every day that she's stolen. - Yeah. - They're treating her like she was in Ocean's 11. (laughing) - Like she's in the 11. - Oh she's in the 11. - Yeah, oh no, eight. - Oh yeah, Ocean's eight. Where it's all girls. - Watch that one. - Yeah, they are dragging her bad. - Yeah, that's so nasty. 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Until I watched the Johnny Cash movie. - How about Sinatra or Johnny Cash? - Cash. - Cash. - Probably Johnny Cash. - You guys love Cash like that. - I love Johnny Cash. - Cash is probably like a top five for me. But Cash and Bob Dylan were also compatriots. - Oh yeah. - Colleagues. Collaborators. - Dylan Montelectra Cash had to reconsider a lot of things. - Bond on Blondt's changed the world. - Yeah, isn't that the end of Bob Dylan's movie? Doesn't he run into Johnny Cash? - At the Newark folk festival he does. - Yeah. What did you think of the movie on the rewatch? - Even better this time than the first time I saw it. It's one of those biopic, you know. - It's like one of the only good ones. - Well, I don't know about that. - A lot of them are pretty bad. - Are you talking specifically about music? - Yeah. - Oh, 'cause I was gonna say like there's other great biopic. - Oh yeah, no. I'm talking about the ones like the Bob Marley fucking this Aster piece. - I don't know why. I thought the Bob Dylan one was unbelievably good. - I thought it was really good, but it was like would you ever watch it again? - Yeah, I would watch it again. - Really? - That scene where he's in the basement that kind of looks like the comedy seller on McDougal Street or whatever, and he comes up and turns the corner immediately. starts making out with that unbelievably gorgeous girl. - Oh yeah, the singer. - Yeah. - I loved that, the romance of it all. - Beautiful. - What's your name in real life? - Joan. - Joan. - Dears. - Bias. - Isn't that Bias? - Bias. - Who's Joan Rivers? - Can we look up what's on the paper? - What Joan Bias? - How Rivers is the comedian? - She's like a fag hag who's on the red carpet who like talk shit on people's outfits. - Yeah. - She like shades, people's outfits. - Joan Didian might be an author. - Joan B's. - Bias. - Bias. - Bias. - Bro, how are you a Bob Dylan guy? You don't know Joan Bias. - 'Cause I like Bob Dylan, not Joan Bias. - Yeah, you have a bias against her. - Exactly. - I'm pretty sure that Steve Jobs dated her. - Steve Jobs dated Joan Bias. - And I think it was like because he was also obsessed with Bob Dylan. - He just wanted to smell what Bob Dylan's dick was like. - Re-fromantic relationship and lifelong friendship in the early 1980s. - And what was Steve Jobs doing in the '80s that he was linking up with? - He was 27 and she was 41. - He had started Apple with woes. - In '82 was he already. - They were on the, they were on the eyes, yeah. - That's Apple was already a thing in the '80s. - I think so. - Damn. - When did Steve Jobs found Apple last question? - When did you think it came out, Sass? - Definitely in the late '90s. - You thought Apple came out in the late '90s? - '76, there you go. - Holy shit. - Apple's 50 years old. - Jobs was ahead of his time. - Yeah, yeah. So they were getting hot, but what was I gonna say? They couldn't get the last big artist that he convinced to put their music on iTunes was Bob Dylan. - Really? - He could not get him to do it. - And finally, I mean, took him decades. And it was like this white whale for him, Steve Jobs, to get Bob Dylan's music on iTunes. - He just didn't want to go to streaming? - No, it was 'cause he was fucking his ex-bitch. - Yeah, that is true. - Yeah. - He's probably had something to do with it. - You're gonna fuck my ex-bitch and then fucking make 75 cents off of every song I've ever made. Every time it's listened to, hell no. - Well, Bob Dylan ended up sending, selling his entire collection of music to like Sony. Like $200 million. - Yeah. - Recently. - That's a lot of these artists are doing this. - That's very down home and folk. I mean, if you're at the end of your career, why not someone's offering you 200 M's? - I just didn't know he was like a capitalist pig like that. That's actually kind of disappointing. I guess the times they are at changing, Bob. (laughing) Good job. Poor bastard. - This weekend I was with a friend of mine and hanging out with him much of the weekend. He's married, he's got kids, and I hang out there family a little time. And his brother also, they like share a house. And his brother's married also has kids. So I was hanging out with the whole family. I got a splinter in my finger. - Hate to hear that. - And it's buried. Oh, it almost feels as if skin has grown over it. And it is at the tip of my pointer finger. And anytime I touch something, it sends shock waves of pain up my body. - The worst is when you try to like replicate it to find it and like you can't, but then randomly just hit it and it's out. - I'm hitting it a lot. - Yeah. - I'm hitting it every time I press an elevator button, uh, you know, whatever, all kinds of things. So finally, last night I said to my buddy, I was like, "Dude, I have a really weird request. Is there any chance I could get your wife or your brother's wife to like have removed this splinter?" - Right, 'cause I think that's a woman's job. - Well, thinking they both have kids. Surely they have experience with drawing splinters and like the kit that you might need. - Tweezers. - Whether it's, whether it's, yeah, pedicure, manicure type stuff or whatever. - Yeah, yeah. - And he was like, he looked at me, he goes, "Dude, I'll do it." And I was like, "Oh, did I just ask a question that came across like I was trying to like and be involved with your wife somehow?" - Can she take me to the bathroom alone and get this wood out of me? - Well, that's your wife ad. I did, I did it, spread it to both either wife. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like anyone who's down. - Yeah. - Honestly, I'm not picky. - But then I was like, is this sexist that I just assumed that a woman would be? I don't know, my mom always removed my splinters when I was a kid. - Yeah. - My dad never did it. My dad did, he would have come in with a fucking chainsaw. - Yeah, just cut it off. - Yeah, just lose the whole finger. - Yeah, so that was where all of that was coming from, but the minute it was out of my mouth and he responded that way, I was like, "Oh, that didn't sound great." - I got a question. Why didn't you just do it yourself? - I tried. - And you couldn't. - Can't. - Why? - I tried multiple times. - Is it like I don't have a kid? - I've been trying to do it with my kitchen knives. - Oh, yeah, well, that's a terrible idea. - Like, this morning I was picking out. It's still in there, I mean, it's a nightmare. - Well, what if there's a chance that you're like a spider-man but for trees and you're just like, you've kind of like turned into it? - Yeah, it's definitely possible. - Or what if you have like the mightest touch but like you can turn anything into wood now? - I'm sure you're like that. - Are you sure it's wood and it's not glass? - Right. - Maybe it's broken glass. - Because I had glass stuck in my toe when I was in high school. - Exactly. - And I got it out myself. I didn't need a woman to help me, but I got it out myself and it took me, I think, three hours of like literally like surgically entering my foot and trying to get it out. - I need needles and tweezers. This is not gonna happen with my pairing knife, which is what I was trying to do with it. - Well, you gotta get some tweezers. - Why would I do that when every woman I know has a pair? - 'Cause it sounds like they don't. - No, he just wouldn't give you access to the woman. - I just need to find a single woman. - Yeah. - And it's a pair of tweezers. - Hit Francis in the DMs if you wanna perform surgery on his index. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Preferably someone with medical or sewing expertise. - I've fixed Nicks in grown toenail one time on the tree. - True. - Actually, you've lanced it? - I basically got in there and did surgery on that bitch. - So I feel like I could do this if you wanted it, but I would kind of prefer that if you had a woman do it. - This is my point. Someone's gonna be holding my hand and like digging at it. And like if you get hard and it's a dude, then you'll be gay. - I'm just really still lost on the why you need someone else to do it. - Like it's not like it's behind your back. - I won't even get mad at you for saying this. I'll give you another legitimate reason. It's my dominant hand. - Okay. - So I was using, I was trying with my left hand and it's on the inside. So I have to like turn it out like this. It's all very awkward and ungetable. - You must have a very dominant hand. - He does, but it's like you can't open a beer with your other hand. - Your other hand doesn't work. You can't open a stellar left. - I want to put a splinter right now in your fucking hand and watch you do this weird like autonomous journey you claim and like this. - It's not like that. It's buried, you mother fucker. You know what? You're not coming to draft things anymore. - Really? - Yeah, that's out. - You're out. - I'm out. - I'm bringing a woman who's gonna fucking take the splinter out of my finger. - She'll probably say the same thing. - It's good, didn't you have just done this? - I have tried. I have tried. - If you're trying with a fucking machete. - Well hand skin grow is so fast that like it's probably deeply under, it's probably under a couple layers by now where you're gonna have to re-injure yourself. - I know, I have to re-cut it open. - You have to cut it open. - I was making it bleed this morning. I've gone after this thing. Also, all splinters are not creating equal. Some are in there deeper and some aren't. Why are you not getting this? - I am, I am. - You're just being very nasty about it. When I used to be a Native American, we used to have to take people's air, you get an arrow out of somebody's body, you have to put two knives in on either side, basically make another wound. - Sometimes it's easier to actually pull it out of the back. - Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say. - We might have pulled it. - It's my need to come out through the nail. - Yeah, elbow. - We're gonna like fish it out like when your string is caught and you're the borough hole through the nail and then pull it out. - Pull it out through the nail, would be insane. - Are you positive it's wood? - No, Harry, and what difference does it make what it is? - Because glass is harder to see when it's that small. - That's fair. - I think it's either wood or it might be like a thistle type thing. - That would be nasty to have a thistle. - Thistle in the finger, 'cause now you're gonna need a woman. - Oh, you've come around. - Well, you didn't say it was thistle. - I didn't know what it was. - You're right, I'm thinking it's wood the entire time. - I thought this thistle. - I thought the story would be focused more on what I had to say and you just flipped it to me being a pussy bitch. - I mean, I'm just saying, 'cause I'm just remembering when I did full open surgery on my foot. - What do you guys, thistle in there? - And I was literally like, it was the bottom of my foot, so I was like this. - I mean, that's already what you're doing there. It's pretty impressive. - For hours. - I'm not certain I could do that. - My knee was on fire, but I fought through it. - That's what happened to me. That's how I hurt my shit. I fell on the bottom of my foot and I had to work in it. Crank that bitch. - Don't do that. You're in a lot of noises. It's my. - Yeah, thistle's fucking brutal. What did I watch? I watched other things had a pretty simple weekend. I did some comedy It's really shows. How's that new closer that you've been working on great. What's that like comedy fun? How do you come up with your material? Oh, man, you still get nervous to explain. No, no Did you always want to do that? Yeah, yeah forever. Oh, man. I can imagine now that seems like the scariest thing of all time I could never yeah, I was fun though. It was fun. I haven't done spots in a minute So it was fun going to the stand seeing my buddies in my pals Derek D rock was there Dresher, my boy D rock. Yep, Dresh. Wow. We were just chopping it up talking Talking work and whatnot. Holy shit talking ball talking word. That's electric Yeah, so solid solid weekend. How did you did you knock him dead or what? Come on standing ovation. Really? Yeah, it's rare people get a standing ovation for a 10-minute spot, but I was able to get it done What what's what where'd you go in the lineup second to last very nice times very nice. Yeah, well almost prefer it Oh, I do prefer it. It's a little bit less pressure than going last exactly and You get the crowd at their peak instead of sometimes when you go last It's like people are like they're paying the tab bill like let's get the fuck out of here. It's getting late because the midnight spot You know, so they're getting people are getting a little antsy. I want a good midnight. Yeah Yeah Yeah, I'm sorry about that bro. No, I'll get all you that's what My I've some bad news. Oh no my splinter in your hand favorite rub and tug was rated. Oh shit Yeah, that's not were you there? No, thank God, but I'm pretty sure I once paid With a debit card. So I think you're on the dossier. Yeah, you're all over that pretty silly. I don't know what in Maine No, they don't have them in Maine I drafted to Sean Watson. They read it like 20 of them There's like 20 they did a full-blown sting It's like when they might killed all of my Kerman trouts guys at the same time and breaking bad They hit them all at the same time they do that they because they did that with all the smoke shops in New York too I don't remember that who's all of a sudden they were just all gone. Yeah, apparently like 20 cops went in undercover All got jerked off and then they're like yep, it's not legit Well, don't you have to you have to like bust to to have them for a crime Yeah, it's not committed until there's a bust. Yeah until there's like a but a transaction after the bust because up until then It's just a massage unless they bust. There is no bust Or it could just be like to to consenting lovers. Yeah, and then like the first guy busts and then the second guy is like Well, because that could have been a one-off, you know, you never know. Yeah, we need we need all 20 of us all 20 of us need to bust I just feel really bad for cocoa. Oh, yeah, which is definitely her her real name. Yeah Because I don't think she's got her papers in order. No, she was getting close. What nationality are they Asian? Of course What do you think the longest someone all awaited? How long do you what do you think the longest someone's waited for a rubb and tug is? What do you mean? Like if you got there and it's packed It is slammed Do you like you think someone is that yeah and like read a magazine? Yeah, I'm waiting like reading like cigar aficion I'm fine. Yeah, you guys have like coffee or excuse me. Someone already did the crossword in this The pages are stuck together in this Yeah, I wonder if There's like lines like at the froyo places. Yeah, I'm very what's everyone waiting for yeah. Oh, Coco's in there. Coco's going viral on TikTok Run don't walk to This rubb and tug and Brooklyn double dragon is it in Brooklyn? Uh, I mean, I'm mostly kidding I did I just read an article that uh they did a sting and and and they listed the one that I went to before I realized how inhumane they were What are they using cattle probes on them? Apparently they just they feed them gruel Blue worms Chained up. Yeah, these women were actually bred to be rubb and tug. Yeah, these were corn fed These worms were bred for this parlor Yeah, oh man. They should let the worms do the rubbing and tugging they really should or do you think that like they'll be robots eventually that do the rubbing and tugging Well, if that's the case then wouldn't you just get one figured for the crib or do you still you want the experience of going to the place? That's like saying would you get a live in prostitute? No, it's a robot and not a human Yeah, but what's it going to do the rest of the time sit sit in the corner Throw a fucking blanket Dry Probably dry a little bit maybe learn learn some new technique Yeah, you know that the first like wave of hand jobs from robots are going to result in some heavy castrations. Oh, yeah Did a dude die this week trying to get his dick lengthened Yes, I believe so I've been seemed like out of context tweets about that online. I think so Someone died trying to get their penis linked died on the table on the table. Yeah, they extend their shrimp. I've been trying to get my shortened Yeah, yeah, well yours is a curly key like a pig tail Just way too much slack You're trying to get you're straightened Yeah, it's like a it's like a slinky It's like the spring that's at the bottom of one of the horses that kids can ride at a playground. I currently have it bound But whenever you untie it like a Chinese person, but it blossoms if I died during a penis enlargement surgery Just tell them I was getting like a like a fucking splinter remove something else. Yeah, anything else Tell them I was like raping and pillaging No, tell them I was a pedophile Tell them I was getting a fucking heart surgery. He went to Thailand to get it Bro, like I don't think they care in Thailand. No, like that's Probably the gotta be the one of the worst places to go to get it. Yeah, Thailand They're doing that shit on the table like when people are asked naked and have sushi served on top of that You just have like a banyan leaf wrapped around your dick. What do they use for the enlargement? Like what where is the other part of the penis coming from someone else? No, they grab they take skin from behind your ear and then graft it in as like a Splint really. Yeah, how do you know that um? No, I guess Wait, why some of your ear missing Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure the fact that he was an influencer too Oh, just be a civilian and get your penis locked and maybe that this is maybe they maybe that place in Thailand was like flying him out like bald School yeah We want to have you come out and get your get your penis enlarged hard stool out to be a whole thing hard stool Donnie needs to go to Thailand for hard stool That's got to be like dying in a surgery that's not a necessary surgery is so brutal Like imagine dying during imagine someone died at bald stool Like holy shit mook died haha Mook was like deciding for some reason to get like his hairline fixed even though didn't really need it and he died And he passed away and it happened before white socks days treatment and white socks day was like well Do I still get mine and then he they made him do I still get But he just got the one mook was gonna be pissed. They don't they just has a red hairline They use mook's donor ear cells Oh god thank god mook didn't die Um, I don't know where else I'd be able to thank you for this But thank you for that uh bush award that means the fucking world to me. Oh well Yeah, I mean you pass it off to Mac which obviously we were thrilled that Mac was willing to accept Yeah, it's kind of like we're a little confused why you denied it It was kind of like Kanye going up on i got bush tell your i bush supporter of the year award at their year on ceremony bar stool supporter of the year Like someone who works at barstool right not overall supporter. I thought ron spoke poorly about he did So it was hard to have during surviving barstool like every episode. Oh, that's what it was so we kind of had to give it to him I'm pretty sure that I fucking put on the cape for you guys and then he declined the award Well, it was more like uh I kind of Kanye wested myself as if I was Taylor Swift And I was like, well, no, I'm gonna let you finish but Mac had one of the best Yeah, yeah, he gave it to mac which we were we were thrilled that mac was able to get I mean mac traveled with you guys Mac was literally on the road. Yeah, yeah, of course mac did went above and beyond. Yeah, there shouldn't be a popularity contest Was there anything with the award and it sort of gift card or no, no first year? Was there like a t-shirt? No, nothing. No trophy. There was nothing. So it means nothing. It means nothing So you literally passed nothing Yeah, yeah, he passed it off to mac. I was like, thank you, but actually I'm gonna give this to mac. It wasn't even something that would take up space for Rome, and he still got rid of it. He refused it. He refused it. They couldn't even print out a fucking certificate. There was a lot of awards, we had like a hundred awards. Yeah, well that could have been a hundred pieces of paper. Well, we know we tried our best and we'll do that. You did not. Well, we did. And next year, we'll make sure that there's some sort of award, like I mean like even this fantasy show, if you like that's like an award that you would want. That was like a hundred dollars. So if we had a hundred of those. No way. That's true. I bought it. And which makes me even more sure that it wasn't a hundred dollars. You think it was going to be a price tag on the bottom? No, but I was making sure that I got it customized. I got it. You have this to brand. And I would want this if I was him. Yeah. You can't fly with it though. It's like a fucking weapon. No, no. Who won last year? Nick I believe. And you didn't make one for him. No. Wow. A two sets. Because I got bounced from the playoffs. A two little sass. This is worse than the Nikki Smokes betrayal. Yeah. I'm going to lock it in this year though, because last year I was in too many leagues. And this year I'm only in two. So I'm ready to fully do my duties as commission. Yeah. You better already accept already receiving like the payments and stuff, which is where already ahead of where we were last year because you're not going to put those in like escrow. You're just going to spend that money. I'm going to use it by an OLED. I'm going to assume that I won the league. And I'm going to buy it up front. Yeah. Just buy a cue lead. No, no, no. Don't be fucking greedy. A cue lead. You do not want a cue lead. There's no reason for a football game to look like an OLED. There is. You just don't know what an OLED looks like. It looks like a neon sign. No, it doesn't. A fly is what I'm using as an example. Fly into your shit and fucking die. Like if you saw what an OLED looks like and then you were like, oh my god. Like if this was a TV, you would be, you would buy it in a, you would get that fucking bullshit framed TV thrown in the trash. You know, frame TV is classy and it's not. It's not classy. It never goes, oh, look at this art. Oh, wait. No, never mind. It's a TV. Why does that matter? Because it's not art. You got fake art. You want, you want something neon? No, you're like, you don't want anyone like Francis. You know what he's doing is devaluing your art. Dude, you buy art for however much money. Ron could just put that as a screen saver on his TV. When you went back into the OLED thing, I shut down so hard that I don't know what is being said right now. He pulled, Francis pulled the parachute. We're still in free fall. Yeah. Cause you guys don't, you know, yeah. So, you know, I had in a million years ago, I didn't think you were going to bring me back in. So I apologize. I am. Do you need me? I need you. Well, then you're going to have to give me a quick synopsis. I'm saying, I'm saying that the framed TV is going to devalue your art. No. Not when you have a side twombley. My art? Yes. You can't get my painting on the screen TV. So I'm trying to get Francis in on this. I think it's mostly just ones that are like famous paintings. No, you could definitely customize it. No. No. I mean, that's your thinking of an aura frame. It's a TV. You can put whatever you want on a TV. No, no, no. You ever heard of an HDMI cable? No, no, no. The whole point of the frame is that it gives you sort of this matte finish that looks like art. Yeah. I'm sick. Am I stomach hearing this? That's different. A matte finish on a TV. Yeah, it's like watching like somebody has like a trick that it looks like you're watching claymation anytime you watch before. You know, like a matte finish screen is the cheapest screen that they make. Oh. It's an IPS. You'll let it. It's like glass. Yeah, I don't want that. Yes, you do. No, a shiny glass. That's like, it's like if you want to like watch fish through a tank, maybe that would be nice. There's no way you want to watch glass like maybe just get a reptile and a cage. Like if you want to look at something through glass. Wow. Look, Monae's water lilies are throbbing on screen. Yeah. Francis wants that. When we go to the oven. When we go to the open this weekend, why don't you stop by and you'll check out my OLED because I have an OLED monitor. So I know what it's like and I want you to see it and then be like holy shit. You were right. This is insane. It's like, it's, it's the opposite of something that you'd see at a home goods or a west dome. Like it's too bright. It doesn't pop. It's, it pops too much. I think I might have an OLED. You don't. Can I just look up in my Amazon history and will you believe me if you have one, I believe you. You don't have an OLED and not know you have an OLED, but you've probably got a Q lead. If I'm going to guess, well, I would French this have anything other than the best. It's a good question. France is only has the best and that's in everything across the board. That's not necessarily true. What's something that you have a subpar version of? Well, there's things that like I don't upgrade just because they work, you know, why is this? I don't TV, okay. Wait, you guys keep talking, you guys holding it down pretty much, oh, you have an OLED. On ordered on June 11th, 2024, Samsung 65 inch class OLED 4K S90 C series quantum HD. That's a man, I respect. And then in 20, 23, I ordered the LG B2 Series 65 inch class OLED smart TV, you got two OLEDs. I got two OLEDs. So now you understand, well, I've never known any other thing. So I don't notice it. Like look at that TV. That's not an OLED. That's not a TV. Yes, it is. It's a monitor. No, that's a TV. What? Yeah. It's got the computer on it. That's a monitor. No, that's a TV. I can't do this with you. It's a very, is that a TV? I'm too crazy to have this conversation. We can end the podcast, but I'm, that's definitely a TV. I guess we'll never know. Well, congratulations, Ron, we're so, so, so happy for you. And so proud to ask you're up up with what you're up next. You better win something. You've got to just win something like something big. France is just one, a third of a million. I want a quarter of a million. You have to at least win a fifth of a million. Well, we'll see. My day will come eventually, but until the end, I'm a loser. All right. I'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye. [BLANK_AUDIO]