Rone Recaps Surviving Barstool Finale | Son of a Boy Dad #434

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And hey, we have the day off. We don't really feel like we need to be here. We don't need the day off having the, you know, the greatest job in the world. We're kind of the troops in this situation. Exactly, yeah. Where it's like they can thank us for our service. Yeah, yeah. Lights are on. The fact that we stepped up and kept the lights on. Keeping them on. Like we're jumping a car. John Wooden famously said the man in the office on Labor Day is the one who will really, he doesn't do it for credit. No, never. And they'll never understand what it feels like to be the man in the office. The man in the office. No, the man in the office. Exactly. They could never understand. Tom Brady actually had that speech taped up on his locker. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And he would, when Belichick wasn't there, he'd go sit in Belichick's chair in his office. Oh, shit. On off days. I didn't know that. And just like look at plays and stuff like that. That's interesting. And that's why Belichick didn't make the Hall of Fame. And Brady did. That's right. Is Brady in the Hall of Fame yet or he's not eligible? I know. I know Belichick didn't make it on his first. Or no, I guess Brady's in the Patriots Hall of Fame. That's what it was. Which is bigger. See, obviously. Which is more important. Which is more of an honor. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Legend. But yeah, we made it in. No one else did. But we're not counting. Wait a minute. What are we doing here? Speaking of champions. Well, we should say before we start, this episode's probably going to be a majority about surviving Barstool. So if you haven't watched it yet, watch it. Yeah. You don't get mad at us for spoiling Surviving Barstool. Spoilers after right now. We are spoiling everything. We're going to spoil. It's all going to be spoiled. Yeah. It's spoiled. Listen, I just want to say really quickly. Okay. We are among greatness. Oh, yeah. This is right here. Season five champion. Surviving Barstool, Adam Ferone, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to give it up. Wow. We're going to give it up for him. That's so nice. The winner, $250,000. Did it by himself against all the odds. I don't know how you did it, man. I really don't. I watched the whole thing. I don't understand how you didn't play your idol. There's so much to say. I don't know where to begin. All I can say is that this podcast is a podcast of champions. Right. Internet invitational. Champion. Surviving Barstool season five. JFL. No. No. No. Was it major? There was a major. I had made you were there. I forgot about that. At major three. Yeah. Where was that again? Atlanta. How much money did you win for that? Nothing. But the team won 40K, I think. Okay. It's not too. You didn't win any. You didn't win any of it. It's 40 at least. Okay. But that means. Hey, I won. I won when I signed my contract with Barstool Sports. That's a win for me. I've already won. I've already won. Are you sure you don't have some kind of gigantic. That's I'm already a champion. Achievement on the scale of my internet invitational $350,000 surviving Barstool, $250,000. You don't have anything on that? Every day where I walk through those glass doors where Dan was dragged through the hallway by an Uber Eats driver, I'm reminded that I'm a champion. As soon as you curl around that hallway where Devlin got pushed by Brandon Walker, it's like Notre Dame. Exactly. You know what, Harry? What? It's coming. You guys might have different definitions of champion. It's coming. Oh, no. It's coming. I am a champion. I was going to give you shit, but I know for a fact that you are going to outpace us all. You're going to out achieve us all. That's why we have to get our shots in now. Yeah. Well, he's weak. It's like beating a four-year-old at basketball that you know is going to grow into an NBA player. Yeah. You're going to do something big, man. I've known that for a long time, and I've been trying to coax it out of you. That's why. Why do you think we put up with you? It's an investment. Yeah. It's like you're like Baby Gronk. Baby Gronk's looking good, to be honest. Baby Gronk. And it's like all the people that didn't make fun of Baby Gronk, he went for four touchdowns in 250 yards in his high school debut as a freshman. Seriously? He might actually go to the NFL. He looks sick. He literally looks like, and he runs like Gronk, too. Yeah. That'd be pretty funny if he had the last laugh, and he was like, Dad, am I allowed to laugh now? Yeah. Yeah. If I'm him, I'm getting rid of the father, because his dad's taking all of his money, for sure. Yeah. His dad is just a ventriloquist with his hand through his head, being like, say this, say this now. He might be like a genius, though. Like, we might look at him like- LeVar Ball. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Or it's going to be like how, like, LeMelo Ball, all the kids know him as Mello instead of Carmelo Anthony. Yeah. Like, all the kids are just going to be like, wait, there was a Gronk before him? Yeah. Yeah. There was another Gronk? Old man Gronk? Old man Gronk? That's a legend. I only know Baby Gronk. Yeah. But, yeah. We got a champion. We got a champion there. Come on. Honestly, it will probably be the last thing that I ever win in my life. Get out of here. It has to be the last. It's my last win. That's crazy. At this, like, competition that I'll win, what other competition am I going to enter, especially on a large scale, that I'll win? You never know with this place. They could come up with some weird thing. Yeah. I mean, you'll probably do it again next year. The same competition? Yeah. Well, it will be impossible to win next year. Why? Because they'll want you out? Yeah. They'll get him out early. Yeah. They'll get me out early. The fact that I was able to sneak through to the end of this one, but it's all, I mean, with something like this, it's very luck-based. It's all, like, where the chips fall and, like, who's in front of you and how it all falls is completely based on the circumstances. I think you got as unlucky as you could have and sort of survived by the skin of your teeth. I would say it's mostly luck. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. Definitely is a lot of luck. No, I don't think it is. I think it's probably some luck, I think it's mostly how you play. Yeah, I think you played the best. That's nice of you. You'd have to argue it, that you played the best, which I don't even think it was close. No. No shade to our brothers in Jersey. Dana won four challenges. Yeah, but like everyone said, challenges don't matter. It doesn't matter. It's almost like not having won challenges means it's that much harder for you to get through. Yeah. So then Marty played better than me because I only won two challenges. And he didn't win any? He didn't even win any challenges. So then he didn't win. He didn't play better. I mean, like winning the challenges is a thing, but you got to have other stuff on top of it. Yeah. It's kind of just a sweetener. Yeah, it was a lot of sneaking. Honestly, like I was more uncomfortable having won than I was like playing the game. Like as you're going through the game, like I'm like, I'm fucking killing it. I'm like fucking roasting all these. Yeah. These people, it's almost like overbearing and obnoxious watching it back, knowing that I did win. But then like when it actually happens, it's almost like, like, what am I going to scream in Marty and Dana's face? Well, fucking pussies. You handled it so with so much class. I don't even think I've never done that ending before, though. Right. They've never that's never happened in the ending where like, well, first of all, usually there it's like a week after the finale. And then you find out who won. But by which point everyone knows. Yeah, but it's usually not like like that was. Unique where you win and then you sit back down and then like there was like 15 more minutes of conversation. A rage code. Yeah. Yeah. Which was pretty fun. Like, that was great. I thought that was great. I actually thought I mean, there's there's so much to say about this and I'm excited. I'm really excited. Please. I didn't mean to interrupt you. Oh, no, I don't. I don't have much. I mean, I mean, I have a lot, but I don't have. At what point when they were reading the votes, did you say I got this? I think that. That I thought that I was going to win before I sat down at the tribal. That's why I like when I hit that last shot against Glennie. That's why I was like, oh, like that was my like moment of like victory. You're going to win. And I was like, I just need to stay out of my way. And that's why I like there were they cut down my speech. They cut down a lot of speeches, but they cut down my speech. And I think I had a couple more like jokes in there, but I wasn't joke heavy at all. I like it was intentional. I was like, if I try to be like very funny, like. How you were on Most Dangerous Game Show. I'll like lose it. How you did on Most Dangerous Game Show. How everyone was like, he's too funny. He's a threat. Yeah, exactly. I just wanted to be right down the middle. Give like a very even speech. It was convincing. Just be like right to the point. You clearly convinced the jury because it sounded like some of them had didn't have their minds made up and were sold on that all by you. I guess one question I have. Oh, I have so many questions. But my first question for you, I was always looking for like angles. And whenever I've done these things, I'm always looking for ways to manipulate the games or the challenges. Yeah. Was there any part of you that considered eating all 10 worms at once and then just having unlimited balls going forward? I think that the way they made it seem was that you could do it on like the first like they're like, well, what if it only takes three worms and you hit your first three shots? They did say that. So they made it seem that way. But like after you missed like three in a row, I would have just I think I would have just gone. I would have just gone up, closed my eyes and like chugged 10 worms. So I'm going to I already told you guys I had to I'd skip that. I couldn't watch that. Well, as soon as they pulled out the work because you texted like you obviously. So the episode came out, comes out today. We're recording today. We wanted to get ahead of it. Roan sent us like a link to the early episode release. Not early. We just have the file. And I posted it on Reddit. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I uploaded it everywhere. Live leak everywhere. Yeah, but you texted and you were like, like, because Francis texted was like, I just finished watching it. And then you texted and you were like, I just got past the worm part. And then the first challenge happened. And I was like, I wonder what the worm thing is. Like, I'm hoping it's not what I think it is. And then it was exactly what I thought it was. But worse. It was worse. They were blue, fluorescent, glowing, pulsing worms. They look like candy worms. They said that they were bred for this show, which is actually the most depressed. They're like bred in Asia for the show. Yeah. Which is like, I felt terrible for the worms. Not even real Survivor. No. What the fuck? You got bred for the fucking off-brand version of Survivor? You can't even go to Fiji to be eaten? Yeah. It's a terrible existence for those worms. And they were, they were fucking gross. What was the general taste of them? Very earthy. I didn't throw, I was just dry heaving the whole time. It was, it was like earthy. It was earthy and like juicy and like stringy and rubbery. Yeah. The texture would have been the problem for me. The texture was terrible. I mean, I'm dry heaving the entire time. I mean, they looked so unbelievably plump and juicy. Yeah. They were really. They were the worms from, remember in the Lion King when he goes to meet up with Timon and Pumbaa? Yeah. It was those worms. That's exactly what it looked like. It was just like these thick ass glowing fucking Carolina Panthers blue worms. Oh my God. Yeah. I had to fast forward that part. I would never. Luckily I knew like it was you and like once I found out it was going to be you and just you and Glenny, I was like, okay, well I know Roan makes it to top three obviously because we know you won. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, I think I can just get past this. And then I come back in and you got a knee brace on. I was biting into that. They're like, they were exploding all over Glenny. So explain the knee thing. Yeah. You gotta explain the knee thing. So during that challenge, I. I tore my meniscus. Yeah. During that challenge, running back and forth, I like, it was just like dink and I just like felt like a little like click and it was like bad and I felt another click and it was bad, but I was so zoned in that I just was like playing, playing through it. Like I didn't know what it was or like exactly. You don't know what the feeling is, but you just feel like something destabilized inside of you and you're like, oh, that's bad. And then after the challenge, I sat down in a, uh, in a. A very low seat. Have, have you seen, you haven't seen this video? No, you never showed this to us. Um, it's as, uh, I guess, I guess sound up or we could put it in the episode. I mean, I heard it. What happened in that challenge? Oh my God. Oh, dude. Oh my God, man. And so that's when it went from a torment. Meniscus to a bucket handle tear where it completely like ripped off the bone and was like flipped over. That was so loud. So loud. It sounded like a Sequoia snapping. Oh boy. It's like a foul sound. It literally sounds like when you, like I hear a tree slowly falling over in a thunderstorm. It's like someone applying a slap bracelet. Yeah. It was fucking terrible. And they, I mean, the irony is that Marty pretended to be in a wheelchair for the entire week. And then for the final tribal, they're like, Hey, like we can roll. You out in a wheelchair. And I was like, fuck, no, bro. Don't play. Don't play me. Don't make me fucking go out like Kobe. Yeah. I was like, let me take the last free throw. Yeah. Did you mention that you'd torn your meniscus to the jury? I didn't, I didn't, I didn't know it was a torn meniscus until days later. So I didn't know what it was. I knew I couldn't walk like without like, I mean, my walk through the airport after the fact was fucking the slowest. Like there was 85 year old women motoring past me, like smoking. Me, you'll get better, sonny. Just like it was, it was so slow and embarrassing and United terminal at O'Hare fucking to zoo. Um, Rome bus station. One thing that totally confused me. And I guess I just was stupid about this was that you went into Dave's office and like picked up a scroll, but was that all just fake so that you could tell the joke? So no. So there were actually a couple of like jokes that like I fucked around in this episode a decent amount. Pretending like telling them all I was vegan. I feel like was a power play. And then, um, the, uh, before the worms, I mean, you have to do some bullshit like that. Um, and then I found that scroll, they kind of did a little bit of movie magic. I found that scroll in the same place that I found my original, but they were doing a pickup shot with that one. Oh, but with the, but I had kept the tube from the actual one I found. And so that the, when I fuck with everybody and I said, Glennie, boss has to tell the twerk blowjob story again with, with that scroll. I had, uh, like a piece of paper from one of my fake idols from the last time that I did it last year. And so I just wrote it longhand on that. Cause I brought some stuff to make fake idols just in case I got it in a pinch and I never had to use any of it. So I like wrote it longhand on the scroll. That's why I like my shirt changes color, but this was the night before that went in just, it's just like hanging with the boys. It's great. I mean, it was great times. Oh man. Wow. I gotta say, I mean, it was thunderous. It was a favorite. My favorite part of the worm. I mean, the, my, the brief part that I saw of the worm thing was just Dana kept on going to Marty being like, can you eat, can you eat? And it's like, I mean, yeah, everyone can eat. These are, I think the live worms are the problem. Can you eat? Bro, I, I, I can't help but wonder if, uh, Dana had saved, um, Glennie balls to the final. Yeah, I would've had a harder time against Martin. marty for sure let's say that marty let's say that marty wins against you does that mean dana wins the show a lot of people were saying that they would have voted for glenny in that circumstance because everyone was sick of marty and dana for whatever reason but i don't believe that i don't think they would have i think they would have voted for they said that in the jury like pat was like we had all decided we were going to vote for glenny out of spite but that's like the but that's crazy you know what that's like though to be like we're going to spite the game and vote for dave like fucking you know and then in the moment people do that people did do that but you voted for re but i never said i was gonna do that i don't think so i feel like we all like we're like yeah we're voting for dave like fuck it uh that was like the will compton crowd yeah those fucking scumbags but uh the uh i'm joking i i uh yeah i don't i don't know really where to address it either i thought that um winning that challenge was like if i didn't win that i would have killed myself in front of everybody it would have been like really like i thought you were gonna run away with it it just seemed like whenever glenny balls hit one of the pillars down it was blind luck he was shooting very softly and i was shooting fucking yeah you were lining it up like mine were going super fast how many did you eat 10 oh my god that is did you have like crazy shits after or like i wanted that how does that how does that go through the body i already eats 10 10 worms a night they're just gummy worms there's trolling and wakes up in the morning he's like i've never eaten worms and not had the shits i mean it was genuinely like like that was so fucked anytime i've watched survivor or any fear factor i'm like i would never and could never do that any other show i would have tapped out if it was like early on i would have been like i can't do this yeah but you were i mean you said it you were like i can't do this i can't do this i can't do this i can't do it was do or die it was like i had to do that and win a hundred thousand or a two hundred fifty thousand dollars and uh like there was no it was literally like you had no choice i had no choice and i and so you could kind of tell but i would i like i was like grunting i was like a bull about to be like let out i was like i'm fucking firing myself up just trying to like giving you guys some salt or like maybe some tabasco just anything to hell glenny had some on a belt that he pulled how many did glenny 10 he ate all 10 glenny was acting like he was like oh dude they're moving like he like he wasn't going to be able to do it glenny was done with his 10 worms maybe when i was four or five worms really he was eating them so fast just slurping them down i think that's the play it's just a clean swallow i was trying to i was trying to do that as well like it was impossible you couldn't just swallow them without like chomping them that's why they were exploding in his face i would never do some shit like that that is so i had to eat the what did i eat a scorpion yeah and then a water bug the water bug i didn't eat though yeah i've i've had like a bite of one of those water bugs the water bugs are worse than the worms no shot the water bug was pretty bad but it's so dense it's so dense it's like a fig newton it's this big this wide burnt to a crisp or it's not even burnt to a crisp no it wasn't you would hope it would be yeah it's like the scorpion was the scorpion was like eating a french yeah it just tasted like shit it was just charred yeah the water bugs are fucking disgusting water bugs are basically cockroaches right but like triple the size they're like this big oh my god dude with big big long wings those are disgusting i think these this is maybe better i guess i would have done that so like you like i because i i like i saw the scene where you were like i've eaten a lot of weird shit at barstool like lower in the bar most dangerous games i don't think any of that was like even on the same level as the worms yeah like eating a dead scorpion i would eat a hundred scorpions they serve scorpions in in on the street food in a number of countries yeah like i would have eaten i would have eaten the most amount of scorpions anyone's ever had before i ate one of those worms i felt bad for the worms like i didn't want to fucking i didn't want to take their life was there an option to kill before eating like what if you were to just you know with what punch them flat yeah what do you mean juice them yeah de-juiced them and just like squeeze it out rung them yeah just have the exoskeleton yeah it was kind of like a go-gurt if you had to eat the plastic too i never considered that i i feel like the teeth are the best thing to like nothing else in the body is built to fucking destroy these things like that punching a bowl of worms i thought that would actually probably have been the play punch the whole bowl yeah get them all but then i helped glennie i can't separate his words true i needed glennie to punch them for me dude it was close i mean it was it got down to two two yeah it was two two i can't believe it were you were you nervous you said terrified yeah i was very because like on the last one like we i had a chance to hit a shot and i missed it and it literally is something that i've thought about for the entire time and then when i lost that second to last challenge against dana um i was like i've blown it again and started to accept the like negativity started to accept that i was i couldn't have have lost this thing at the final four but that was where when dana won that challenge then that's when brandon got voted out no the challenge at the beginning of the finale oh we're running back and forth with the board and then the puzzle one that puzzle the puzzle was brutal it's a lot better than the worms yeah but i mean i at least i could just force my way through the worms there was no like brute strengthening your way through this puzzle yeah true i mean you kind of you kind of blew that lead i did blow the lead yeah you got smoked yeah well i mean not smoked you got smoked i fumbled i fumbled crossing the goal line though you were you had the you had the yips on that last on number one yeah on the one part of the puzzle or i was i was calm i just couldn't do it it wasn't even like a mental calm externally but internally getting the ball all the way all the way to that last thing was impossible yeah if your name's ron i would have loved to see your michael j fox hands on that board you would have fucking been shaking that thing like a ball pinball machine it looked impossible for glennie or dana i think glennie finished that well regardless um i was going through it really quickly flying through it i even like could tell that there was going to be a worm challenge because jeff said something but we didn't have our phones so i saw the bug guy yeah randy randy appears i saw randy the bug guy there was a guy on the most dangerous game show that was like he was the bug guy and he like pulled up in a station wagon and had like uh just like a full station wagon full of cages of different like bugs that he would like pull out like snakes and shit it was so hot just yeah like a tupperware container full of snakes but uh jeff said something about like being able to like it's going to be like a tastier challenge or so one of those like clue words and so i knew we were going to be eating something so i was like looking up things to do to like eat beforehand like trying to get pepto-bismol from the pa and then i was like oh my god i'm going to be eating something and shit like that well there was a famous uh chapter of encyclopedia brown where yes you know that one yes of course where uh the his competitor it was like they had a friend who was competing in the eating challenge like a pie eating contest he was eating mustard or maybe mustard something like that and the other guy the competitor uh was sucking on ice cubes all day which froze his taste buds allegedly i don't know if the science of that is true that i feel like i've heard that because there's that workaholics episode where they they try to eat like a super big pizza to win free pizza for the year and they they burn their tongues with spoons they put spoons on like a fire until they're red hot and then they burn their tongues yeah all of workaholics is actually based on the encyclopedia brown books yeah i think it is they lifted all their challenges from the encyclopedia brown um but i was looking up shit and none of it helped i was just dry even after the fact and what did you ever get close to a wet heave i don't know if i have wet i would have aimed my wet heave at glenny if i i would have i would have launched my weave at glenny if i if it came down i think you got to go back in to the worm bowl what do you mean oh throw up on his shit oh man yeah that's true sabotage was there any sort of votes at the end if you do that they were loving it yeah i'm sure even like tommy who was like hating me at that time yeah it was like he was like cracking a smile as i was like oh yeah i'm sure dude tommy was so angry he kept cutting to him and and even at like super funny moments he just was stone-faced he was so mad he was so mad watching all of that yeah i i thought i i think i miscalculated how angry uh he would be i didn't think he would be that angry i know you get angry after the fact i didn't everyone's saying he's not angry he's not angry he's not angry he's not he's a jolly good fellow for me based on how well i took getting voted out i was like that was awesome you guys are great well done yeah re-orchestrated it i was like what props yeah and i voted for her to win yeah that was actually very uh mature she got me out too and i voted for her to win and i by the way i got totally fucked yeah my whole thing was filled with controversy but more mostly from like the the idol shit but like in the end i don't know just i knew that was gonna happen i guess it i do get it though because like it is tommy's thing you know but he's lost other times yeah it's like when you lost to him in the yeah yeah yeah that that drove me crazy that drove me absolutely crazy and i regretted the way that i did yeah yeah i didn't feel any any sort of like uh wow catharsis from that no no because he he said he felt like oh that was cathartic they also cut a lot out of his speech like what he was just talking about more stuff about how i was a bad guy yeah he was just like listing more reasons why i was a bad guy that's crazy to me i mean he was like if we're gonna get are we if we want to get into it like talk about the the thing like like so he's saying you're a bad guy which obviously you're not a bad guy it's okay but when he when they cut to the clip of you guys lying about him getting not getting voted out i was like all right that was the way that that was pretty fucked up the way that marty laughed like it looked like a movie scene but what what what can you do there comes a point where you have to lie to someone yeah because if if they had been like yeah we're coming for you he would have tried to figure something out orchestrated some way out of it it's like that was cold i was ice cold oh yeah ice cold what was the what was the scene in uh was it is it goodfellas where like uh isn't the guy's name tommy from goodfellas where they like and it's the day that he's going to get made oh yeah yeah and he walks in and he thinks he's about to get made yeah that's how you guys did him and then you and then he got whacked right there it's like that's how you have to do it like you have to like make it seem like it's a normal perfect day and then you whack him but that's just i told ria in line into the tribal council i have my idol i'm gonna play it yeah and she goes don't play it you'll waste it and then they voted me out i had my own saving grace my yeah lifeline it's a rude game i mean it's definitely a ruthless game i don't knock any any lying or um manipulation yeah that's what it is you know what you you should know what you're signing up for yeah and yet for some reason everybody who does this fucking game says it's all part of the game it's just a game it's all a game until it happens to them and then all of a sudden it's real i thought i knew that person yeah yeah we've they were at my wedding yeah you know um i don't know i don't know i don't know um we've we've done content together that's a friend like you know you guys spoke like are you guys back on good terms now or is it still on site i think you had to move your desk i think that uh i i don't think that it's completely uh good oh wow i don't think it's completely is it better i don't i think it i mean from my end it's better like have you guys spoke yeah yeah have there been like real conversations or yes but he's still he's still upset about it i i from my side choose to still be his friend and like the ball is now in his court and like he can either be my friend or not be my friend i'm not gonna beg him to be my friend or like apologize for playing the game i'd still like to be friends with him but also like i can't it's not really even my business how he like sees me or like you know like his opinion you ever hear that phrase where it's like other people's opinions aren't you're like no business there's no business right so it's like i'm gonna continue to try and like be his friend i think i've done like plenty of things that um were friendly towards him but like he obviously was hurt by how i played this game and it's his right if he's hurt like that's a valid emotion but also like i was playing the game to win and i won yeah was he pissed when you won for sure dude he didn't he didn't want to win the dozen because we were on the same team oh wow we were on the same dozen we made it to the championship game and after the game like the first thing he said to me was like that that it was like a silver lining that i wasn't able to win that as well damn yeah i mean he doesn't play around about it he doesn't play around about it and i don't think it diminishes any of his accomplishments um if i'm able to win this um i think that this is a game of of lying for sure and you have to lie and i think that like you have to expect lying and i think part of the game is discerning when people are lying to you and i think that i was like i was tenacious about finding out if people were lying when they were talking to me and i thought i did a good job of that and he wasn't able to to tell that but like that doesn't affect how i see him going forward um i know that like nick terrani and nikki smokes had like a uh like they weren't talking to each other like i don't think it's quite that level but it's definitely not good yeah yeah yeah they're they're back they're friends again they are yeah because uh yeah because remember we were we were getting ready for fantasy and nick suggested adding smokes but if we were going to do 12 men that is that is a nice uh olive branch at first tommy kicked me out of the fantasy football league that i'm in really but then he let me back into the fantasy football league that i'm in with his friends you're in another fantasy league tommy dude he said that he wouldn't be in your league because he didn't want to be in any more leagues and then he was in the new york office league with glennie ball wow yeah yeah he left me and it's because it's probably because because of you yeah that's crazy he doesn't even want to like why why not hash it out like what if you guys have a matchup like we hash we tried to hash it out that night and since then it just has like he'll like argue in the office and kind of like he'll hit me with like come like you're a smart guy like figure it out like oh like shit like that where it's like you guys might have to just fight once that knee's ready no no he's got it what a fight that would be no offense around just girl paw speed bagging each other's faces yeah actually i actually think you'd take that that fight it's okay you're uh you're running on uh the puzzle was i was impressed i was impressed by your form i expected it to be much worse what was my form just standard running standard jogging yeah i guess so well coordinated well he's in shape yeah but he always talks about he is that's literally running that's not even coordination you should see me run no no one has seen you run in 30 years no no yeah basketball years yeah true yeah that's like but that's how i run it's all you no control but he would run with like uh like vans on or like chuck taylor's it would sound like my knee slapping every time but throw a pair of ice skates on this guy he skates with the wind come on now mystery elastica over here so they call us overs yeah a lot of guys don't know about the backwards cross backwards crossover looks awesome it does yeah yeah i was a master of it yeah but you know it's a conversation for another so you know look we all have moments at this place where we we don't react the way that we would want to uh for example when i lost the wonder lick to tommy i was incredibly angry and like came off horribly in that moment and i regretted that it was pathetic of me what i don't understand is that tommy reacted that way and he stands by it he's not trying to fix things with you nick told me he was like i regret that i reacted that way towards nikki smokes yeah i'm gonna look horribly yeah because no one wants it to come out and then have them that's why i do feel like they shouldn't cut down those speeches i agree well there was like yeah i wish they had kept his entire speech because then it would just like almost left me like like you don't understand the depths of it or like the full alchemy of the relationship unless you let him say everything that he said in the show and like keep it in the show like yeah it doesn't make like when he was like oh that was quick i think it was like he was being sarcastic because like he went kind of went on how long was his actual speech a little bit longer um i'm not sure i don't know any big things that they specifically cut out like a moment where people were like whoa he was talking about like he made it personal he was talking about like the kfc diss track and like he was like why did you cut me at like six like i would have been fine if you cut me at five but like why at six and i was like what is the dip what's the difference and uh was would you say this is the most emotionally invested surviving that we've had like that most of the people got into it it's pretty up there especially for a season where everybody but like going into the finale is because it hasn't happened yet but to me i thought that the finale was like good on multiple levels it was personal like there was like comfort behind oh it was multiple challenges like i thought it almost i mean for anybody that complained about the season like save the season but everyone's like pre-game alliances like i wasn't in the finale with anybody that i had pre-game alliances with and the one person like i had a pre-game alliance with tommy and i i smoked him yeah like i i didn't like everyone's like pre-game alliances ruined the game it's like i how by the way i just remembered that i in most dangerous game show had a very scathing speech about rudy but again it's important to note that like the second we cut cameras i went up to him and was like by the way i don't have any issue with you like yeah that's totally and he was like oh thank god yeah yeah you guys squashed that quick it was just like immediately i i was like god i don't feel any of this but like and pat was like you gotta do it yeah yeah i was like all right yeah and then immediately didn't care yeah So the after party was at a good night John boy, and I think that they put us all at a hotel across the street from good night john boy oh weren't you guys at like a cool hotel it was a cool hotel it was like nobu or some shit wasn't something filmed at the hotel i don't know about that but it was like a nice hotel right across from good night john boy whatever is close to that and at the end of the night um glenny uh came up to me and uh and tommy and was like because i tried to talk to tommy at the after party i was like let's let's settle this like let's get this all out in the ocean open and we like went back and forth actually like your other way better yeah let's get this all in the ocean send it out to sea that would have been nice we should have put it all out in the ocean yeah and it kind of like let the tide take it felt like it was being resolved and then like if then it just like was like wasn't resolved and then uh we were kind of standing out out front of uh john boy and glenny was like let's go back to the hotel and complain which i thought was like a really nice sentiment and so the two of them came back up to my hotel room and they had little bottles of like casa azul and we like poured up some some uh nice tequila and uh like night it's really nice glenny was like uh you know glenny was to his credit like being very like circumspect about it and like tommy was like kind of like hammering into home being like don't you like see how and i was like i'm i i do see but like this is the game and that's how i was playing it and at one point towards the end glenny was like you're being kind of a faggot tommy yeah that was funny you know i think that my one of my issues is that like i and i this is to tommy's credit like he is the guy if there were anybody on earth that i would expect to get it and not have that reaction yeah it's tommy yeah that is why that was part of my calculus of like being like okay well this is somebody who will be able to understand this it's it's so baffling to me because he wrote the book he is so many layers deep and levels deep and for some reason it did seem like this season he did decide to play differently and played more like morally and honestly and like true to friendships i guess well at one point also in the season he said i'm going to my way of playing this game this season is going to be manipulating personal friendships is exactly how he said it and so like okay once you've said that you're going to confessional like you can't be mad at me for anything that i've done because that's exactly what you were trying to do the fact that you're still carrying this personal friendship thing against me is like that that's was your game plan so you can't be mad at me for like what having a similar game plan do you think if you if when you were in that room with uh well who was it marty and glenny or marty and dana and tommy when you got when he asked if it was him probably all of us when you when you do you think if you guys were to say like it's you you're done you think he would have had a better reaction maybe but that like to take the risk it was like yeah i didn't want to give him like a wiggle room to like try and get out of it and try and like go out find a idol yeah find an idol or like go like try and scheme some other people or find like another way to like backdoor it there's also like at the ring of fire and this is this is probably actually two inside baseball to get into um but at the ring of fire he he started talking about he um he tried to tell dana that i was gunning for him when he knew that that plan wasn't going to happen like i got up and they'd done they were they sat us all down to vote and i said wait we don't know what the plan is can we have two more minutes to production and they didn't keep that in the show for some reason and when we first sat down tommy hadn't talked to me and he was acting like he was just going to go along with the plan and vote out dana but in reality he was going to vote out dana and he was going to vote out he he was going to go against the plan tell dana that i was gunning for him and betray me in my trust and i found that out before he could get me out and i got him out because he was trying to betray me it's very that's like very inside it's probably not even interesting or funny but like i watched all of that at at uh at some point like i couldn't go along with plans with him but i mean that's also dude tommy you know what look the fact that he said you were a bad person is one of the reasons why i'm not going to vote for him because i'm not going to vote for him what really bothers me because first of all i i i think you're one of the better people that works at this company and i i would stand on this like what you've done for me in my life it goes so far beyond work whatever it's just like again small things helping me move out of my apartment when i was like getting divorced my life was falling apart just like just an incredibly good person that's nice of you to say but if i have to start arguing for why i'm a good person you don't have to be a bad but this is why i'm doing it on your behalf i'll say i i'm sass do you have anything to say about me being a good person maybe like an anecdotal evidence of me i have more things to say about you being a bad guy than a good guy what the fuck i mean if i'm being honest i was watching you know there's a like i was watching the episode a lot of talk about you being a bad guy and i'm on my head i'm like ron's not a bad guy that's crazy and then i was thinking about it for a minute and i was remembering a conversation and i was like i'm not a bad guy i'm not a bad guy i'm not a bad conversation that ron and i had a last week where he told me not to draft quarterbacks in fantasy early i remember hearing you say that because they you can get good quarterbacks for high value later in the draft and then we had our draft and ron picked a quarterback second overall his second overall pick this is a two quarterback league and you were asking me about one quarterback i mean that was i felt like he took my heart out of my body and crushed it dude you're a jameer gibbs super fan and you started a fantasy league and gave yourself the first overall pick i did not give you're a bad guy i didn't give you're a bad guy i didn't give my i want to make that very clear it was a randomized order i ended up with the first pick i can feel this kind of getting away from us pretty quickly here i understand i think the two of you should get a hotel room and complain i thought that was so nice by glenny like let's sit let's go upstairs and complain for a little bit and it was nice it took it like he did take it like a champ glenny was uh like i know people online are like glenny doesn't work here glenny was like the in-house mr congeniality mvp of the week where being around him was like so fun that's how you know he's paid that's how you know he's making money what do you mean just the way that he's able to compose himself that's oh yeah yeah that's paid he lost 250 and he didn't bat an eyelash yeah definitely yeah but no the way that he handled getting eliminated from the worm thing i was like pretty surprised he was like he said what can you do yeah what are you gonna do and then he said to marty i don't like you yeah he was so funny and like people have their uh opinions of him but i i don't like from somebody that if you were there hanging out with glenny you would have had a blast listening to like the stories that he told and he got shit faced every night was up till three in the morning just like walking around like telling stories ordering chicken i got closer to marty during the week like i fucking dana was awesome like brandon walker was like a stud and like rode rode hard for me it was so funny when he got eliminated like him just talking shit yeah that was crazy he was awesome yeah wait he did ask you in the thing he was like did you ever lie to me and you said no had you ever lied to him yeah that's good i didn't but marty when marty was like i didn't lie to i never lied to you marty told me he was told me if i make it to the end yeah i think that's the big thing i don't think your only thing that you say to the jury should be i didn't lie like because i i just think that doesn't work that's literally what you did during i know most dangerous game it didn't work it didn't work yeah like did i ever lie to you yeah it doesn't no one gives a fuck right no one's thinking like because if you didn't lie to them like i want you to lie the whole time yeah tate said he was like dana if you had brought glenny then i would have had you would have had my respect yeah right if you had smoked uh that's sparky if you had smoked uh if you had separated marty and dana then i would have given you that uh that respect which i thought i mean tate tate did awesome his his like question he was like when you vote when i vote you want me to vote with my head or my heart that was like a great question he was really good at that that he was built for this yeah he's very precise with his words he was really really good at it and was kind of i mean the dana marty alliance really was just like so strong and they had people around them that they didn't seem like they were ever in trouble but watching those other people like tate who were not really part of that fight was admirable nikki smokes did i think his stock is way up like i think he did great the entire time tate did great the entire time i think something they put in this episode but like kind of glossed over was how much i was trying to convince dana to write a really long speech and read it verbatim and include everything that he had in his game like uh that was a key like goal of mine to like sabotage his speech to make it like considerably to make it worse yeah you also hit him with uh what did you say you were like if you don't bring marty you're a scumbag yeah yeah wow yeah i heard you say that and uh that was a really interesting moment because that made me realize you really did not want to face marty for multiple reasons in that catapult thing I just think that once people got to the final four, they stopped playing the game and they're like, like okay i just have to do this and i just like little things kept on playing yeah um but again it's very easy to say once i won and everybody this other 70 people in the game were probably just like realistically just a couple moves away from being in the same spot that i was all righty folks let's talk about draft kings the wait is over football is here and so is draft kings the draft king sports app is now live in all 50 states that means from texas to california to florida every fan is in on the excitement and this september draft kings is giving customers the opportunity to get boosted every football game day that's right every game all month long draft kings customers can get a football profit boost draft 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gotta end it they gotta do like having it end right then and there with the result and then watching like the fallout of the result it's so much better than having it people wait and have to do like the big after show like or the big uh like everyone yeah everyone wears a suit yeah are they gonna do an after show they shot an after show live on the spot and i'm not sure if all those conversations that they had where he uh jeff asked who everybody voted for i don't remember if that was part of like the little mini after show that they shot right there but there was more but like i didn't say a single word and nobody asked me a single question yeah yeah everybody just argued across being like why did you not vote for me or what i was killing me yeah what more could i have done i totally understand it from yeah he told me that um he's never been more sure that he was gonna win something than when they were sitting down he was like in no world did he think but the what what's tough crazy well it's because he didn't see what we saw yeah he didn't see what he did yeah when you see all that in the edit after the fact and you're like clearly this show is is building towards ron coming across as the ultimate like survivor literally yeah of of so many attempts yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whereas like when you say like i never had my name written down i actually think that's kind of a mark against you yeah because that means no one saw you you never were in trouble you were never in trouble everyone like it kind of yeah it kind of comes off as like they everyone wanted dana in the end because they're like when when when uh like even in the edit watching dana keep on being like i really don't want ron to be at the final i took that as like a uh as a compliment because he's like it will be hard it would be harder to beat me yeah which i thought was nice yeah he was really rooting against you with uh with glennie and you and the worms um i i will say i thought the marty getting the call from ria in the thing the confessional was like i that like moved me deeply oh yeah yeah you didn't like it no i loved it no you didn't teared up a little bit i liked it because i was like wow that is a rock solid marriage yeah yeah i don't know yeah that anyone's told me they've been proud of me after not winning something you know and getting that yeah yeah of course it's like get your ass home i thought that was like really nice so this whole week was for nothing also how funny was it when marty was like she didn't they told us we couldn't split the money she took everything yeah yeah yeah that was a great line that was great yeah that was very funny him and dana it was like it's like emotional like you get that far they were beat up bad yeah they were beat the fuck up they were really down because they i mean i think they probably assumed one of them was gonna win it and i bet they had some sort of deal where it was like if i win like i'll break you off yeah i would give you 10 grand yeah but dude um how about pat's question of what tell us why you think these other two should not win that's just pat to the very end being like yeah and then ron annihilated them not really you didn't hold back at all and not really i actually cut some of the shit i said really yeah i was the first person to bring up i was like his wife won last year yeah not because i was never going to be part of my speech but i was like oh they're fucking desperate for it and so when i said that even like brandon walker was like thank you like there's like people like people wanted to hear that that wasn't even like i don't think that that should be disqualifying like the same way i was like i shouldn't win just because i have kids like he shouldn't lose just because his wife but like if people wanted to hear that but for whatever reason they cut that wait i'm confused you you were saying it as a mark against him or something they should not care about well i when when i didn't believe it's so that it's something that they should care about but when pat asked that question to be like say why these two people shouldn't win i kind of like threw them the bone of being like well like he played like patrick from spongebob and his wife won last year it was kind of spongebob crazy you don't think that's true no i mean i get what you were saying yeah it's just ruthless what do you mean patrick from spongebob is like a retarded person that's like his whole character he's not it's not a person he lives under a rock it's not a person isn't patrick a starfish yeah so like it's not a it's not a retarded person but he's like dumber than spongebob who's already dumb as fuck you know that's real right yeah but i mean they don't actually live in a pineapple it makes it real it doesn't bro he's a he's not a retarded person he's a retarded starfish he called tommy plankton no he was uh mr crav um okay so he's really he was squidward yeah yeah i will read me like squid i i i also thought it was like emotional and sad when dana was like what i would have done with the money because i do think he of of everyone if you want to talk about need might have been the person that you're talking about he's not a retarded person he's a retarded person he's a retarded person from cha-ching him he came on this and we were talking deluxe berry and cha-ching him that was the one thing that i was like at the very first episode he's like i don't come from dude we had a whole yeah conversation about how he left sandwich and went to cha-ching him okay well i don't know that yes you do you were there it was our episode where he had him on we had dana on and we had a whole conversation about how his neighborhood is named after the you know that's hysterical i love how everybody at this company gives me shit for somehow being wealthy and then they're all fucking quietly masquerading behind oodles and noodles of cash themselves everyone here likes to pretend they're fucking poor they're not with your fucking secondhand sweatshirts i have to wear it i literally wear it i'm like yeah this is from japan right meanwhile he's from deluxe berry and uh he's cosplaying he just wants to act like he's from the other side of the world he's from the other side of the world he's from the other side of the tracks drop his r's on the weekends bingo bingo i'm going so that brings me to this um run what are you doing on saturday of this week i'm getting i'm flying back from uh i have a show in tallahassee pop punk show in tallahassee buy tickets oh that's too bad i was gonna say we should do something but then i remembered i actually have plans with harry what can you believe that what harry and i have plans what is he gonna be taped up in your trunk we have some what does that mean you have plans with him harry and i have some plans what thanks to draft kings shout out draft kings we will be attending the u.s open women's final have you been hired by draft kings I feel like last week you were like, I want to get hired by DraftKings. Did it happen? No, it didn't happen. They reached out to me instead. And they said they want to hire you? And they said they want me. They were like, can you get us Francis's number? DraftKings Sports. Yeah, DraftKings. We're going. We're going to be in a box in a suite at Flushing at Arthur Ashe Stadium. And part of my pitch to Harry was, you know, this is really close to where you live. Yeah, that was the main reason that I decided to go. I figured that way. So you're going to this? He's coming. Yeah, yeah. Isn't this like a schmooze fest? No, I don't think so. I think it's kind of been infiltrated by social media people this year. Let's just, whatever he believes that has allowed him to do it, I think we're going to let that be his reality. I don't want to dissuade him in any way, shape, or form. They're playing video games there. I'm pumped. They got gummy worms. Yeah, I'm excited too. Yeah, it'll be fun. I did think it was the men's when I agreed. And then I looked up the schedule, but I'm still excited. I definitely said women's. No, you didn't. Let me look. You didn't even, I think you held out on purpose. I would not have done that to you. It was a strategic holdout, but I respect it. No, dude, there's just no way I wouldn't have been entirely honest. Oh, no, you said women's final. Hey, DraftKings asked me to come to their event at the U.S. Open women's final next Saturday. Want to come? The box, it's in a box. It's very close to where you live. You don't have to. You don't have to, but it would be fun. Box. And he was into it. So you don't pass up on the box. God damn. Yeah, we're going to be riding high, baby. Why did I bring this up? What were we talking about coming into this? I think just how awesome it is to spend time with Harry. That's probably what I'm most excited about. How awesome it's going to be for you guys to be drinking. What's that drink? The honey deuce? Oh, the honey deuce. Okay, so this is what it is. I knew that with him being from Deluxbury, he would only come to the end of this if we were in a box. Right. So I wanted to keep him close to home. So where are we sitting? We're going to have the nicest seats. I mean, DraftKings is balls out. They're taking care of us. They take care of us. Yeah, that's going to be sick. Yeah, I'm actually deeply jealous. That's going to be so. And you guys are probably going to get closer, have some stories to tell one another. We're going to have a lot of stories to tell. How long is it short? Because it's the women's final. So it's only best of three sets. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah, we'll be in. I think it could be. It could be. It could be an hour and a half. Oh, we should go early. You should. Because we just maximize the chicken fingers in the box. It's true. It's more than that. They have like cedar plank salmon in these boxes. Sushi. They have. It's insane. Cedar plank, bro. Cedar plank. Should have led with that. I did everything I could. Now, yeah, it's going to be fun. We're we're excited. I'm deeply jealous. What was your like? Why this time do you say yes? Like if you get asked 100 times to do something and then like what what like broke the day proximity to his home is exactly what it is pretty much literally that 10 minutes away. So if we just start doing stuff in Astoria. Like that Astoria fry. It's also early to that like noon. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, do something during the day. He'll just come straight back home. Yeah. Yeah. Go back to bed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because like I like I have nothing going on next Saturday. So, you know, why not? It's going to be great. And then we got ball on Sunday. Come on now. What a weekend. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be. So I'm thinking we make a little money at the open. I like that. Oh, and drafting sports. Exactly. And then we we use that money for Sunday. We should probably bet Sabalenka right now. Really? Get good odds on her. Well, she's just going to run away with this. Who else is still who else is still left? Osaka. No idea. He might still be in it. I actually there was this girl I was watching the other night who's from the Philippines who's like incredible. Brea or something like that. I guarantee she could sing, too. She's really, really good. There's a couple of Americans left in the draw for on the women's side. There's a lot of men. Golf. Coco. I think she's in it. Let me look. Actually, Tyler, could you look up really quick? I'm still in it. Who? I literally have never heard any of these names of the women are left. What's the attire? Do I? Do I got to wear my whites? No, that's Wimbledon. And we're not playing. So you don't have to. I'm wearing all white. It's like wristbands and shit. Yeah. Headbands. Yeah. You should wear a wig like Andre Agassi. Oh, yeah. Who's not? Coco's out. What's the merch situation? There's Sabalank. It's good, man. We'll get you one of those giant balls that you can get autographed and I'll bring you down. They'll be like, oh, that's your son. Oh, that'll be. Awesome. Yeah, we'll get. We'll get some. Bro, bless me with a 2026 hat. Nah. Yeah. Really? I got to be there. Really? There's always a price, though. Two hundred fifty thousand. No. Let's take a post. Congrats on Harry with two hundred fifty thousand by forcing me into buying a hat. Have you got to the got the check yet? I have not. They're holding out. That takes a while. Check my fucking bank account, bro. Takes a while. What are you going to use it for? You probably won't even notice it going in. No. Yeah. It's like, oh, my. Oh, wow. It went up. My pay cycle came a little earlier this week. Wait, did it? I can't tell. This feels a little light. People were like, people were like, he bought a Lexus. He must have won. Yeah. That was last summer. Dude, they do this with me all the time. I already had the Lexus. It's so funny to watch people sort of hypothesize that I either won or lost based on my like purchases and mood of the Internet Invitational. It's just like I'm so all over the map that nobody should try to read in one way or another. Yeah, it's impossible. Was it Gruden? Did Gruden almost spoil the Invitational or the Surviving? Surviving. That was hilarious. What did you guys see that? No, they were live. And they were doing that golf thing, the grudge match. And Gruden just randomly goes, who wants Surviving Barstool again? And then Dave immediately is like, we're live. We're live. Like immediately jumps in. He couldn't even get mad at Gruden. He wouldn't even get mad at him. Now, I was very much wondering what would have happened if Gruden spoiled it. That would be like best case scenario person to spoil. Coach was just trying to pump my tires, obviously. Yeah, exactly. He wanted that getting out. Do you think I'd make more if I was working for the Bucs when he gets hired there? Or do you think I'd make more just winning Surviving Barstool? I got to win this every year now just to keep up with the cost of living. I know. By the way, I thought it was great. Can we just say that? I thought that everything about that show was fantastic. Yeah, it's awesome. Top to bottom. The challenges are so creative. I don't know who the fuck. It's the people who actually do Survivor. You've got like Willy Wonka back there just coming up with these weird. I know. I always wonder how they come up with it. But I'm pretty sure it's someone's full-time job. I think two of the things that people complain a lot about were too many idols and the pre-show alliances. But I went back to the last season and all of the feedback was about pre-show alliances. And even Dave's like, there's too many pre-show alliances. And under every tweet of Dave's last year, it was like, you Amubia. This pre-show alliance, like you were threatening to fire her or whatever. Like, I think that that's just a constant refrain. And people will really frame it as they just like dislike the thing that they're watching actively. Yeah. I also, but watching it, I was fucking sick of myself, dude. Really? I was so fucking tired of myself. Seeing myself in confessionals, just fucking rattling it off. I thought you were great. You got a lot of burn. You got a lot of playing time. Yeah, a lot of air time. You effectively did. I don't know. They say people have like a champion's edit. Did you, would you say that you got a champion's edit? I think people early on were, were trying to guess that, but people were also like, oh, Marty's getting a chance. Like Dana's getting, or Tate's getting a champion's edit. They're all getting a winner's edit. Right. So I think that people thought it across the board, which makes it seem like a pretty even edit. I got a loser's edit. Yeah. They were like, here's our clown that's going to die in the second act. Yeah. I'm also just glad that I don't have to fucking lie to people about my, my knee anymore. Even at the fucking grocery store yesterday, like a guy was like, what happened? I was like, just, I don't want to explain it. So I was just like playing ball. And then I got, I got trapped in a long conversation where he thought I was a basketball player. Yeah. And he was like, oh, you must've had a sick jumper though. I was like, no, not really. Yeah. You got to go with something more basic than that. Well, I thought playing ball is like the most, like. Playing ball sounds like you, you're a professional athlete. What do I say? Playing basketball. Say you were playing with your kids or something. That's fucking soft. I was saying, did it on a game show? I was playing co-ed basketball. Yeah. He's not going to ask any more questions after that. I fouled a girl. I fouled the shit out of a girl. A girl fouled me. Yeah. I was playing in a social dating heavy, like rec league co-ed basketball game. All right, man. I toured on a game show. Oh. Oh, okay. That's just, you're opening up a lot of conversation. with that. I got trapped in a uh ride to o'hare after a trip to chicago where the guy was just i said that and he the entire ride we were in traffic and that's all we were talking about the conversation didn't stop what do you think looks good yeah it does looking strong that cracked and sound yeah i didn't like that what do you think about the future of surviving barstool you think they do it again you think they continue it i i saw someone online say it which i believe i also said this a couple of years ago which is that i think that they should do it barstool idol and then they have all the contestants play surviving barstool i think initially it's gonna the views would be probably 700 worse um if i had to guess but i think it would lead for more be 700 worse does that even make sense yeah i don't know yeah i would think you could yeah just multiply by no actually sit my ass down and listen i feel like a lot of people wouldn't want to watch it in the beginning but i do feel like i like there would be more potential for like skulldudgery yeah like a lot more like cutting people's throats and stuff because no one's none of those people are gonna be worried about like they don't know if you don't know the people and you don't have to go back to work with the people but that's what people like about surviving barstool is that it is you has implications beyond the game yeah i just wonder what the future of it looks like with i know that they were working on a game that's similar to traders trying to find like a traders adjacent game that's like proprietary to barstool that's not just like barstool traders but they said that maybe they're just going to take that to dave and he'll be like no let's just play exactly the same game as traders yeah yeah that's also possible have either of you watched that game no everyone raves about it it's pretty pretty good well i don't know anything about it it's basically werewolf with challenges in between so there's three people that are traders and you know 15 people that are trying to find the trader and so the traders kill someone every night and then the cast vote someone out every day and so you have to try and vote somebody out that you think is a traitor interesting yeah maybe did maybe just stick to surviving then the prize for that actual show that like has tons of celebrities on it is two hundred fifty thousand dollars damn which is crazy because dave is throwing out two hundred fifty thousand dollars for this game i'm so glad that i don't know you gotta get something i gotta get something wait a minute new keyboard at least did you didn't you what would you have would you say that that nice vacation you guys all went on you had factored that in for that a little bit no i don't know i paid for that before annual yeah that's annual oh that's baked in i thought that was kind of like a celebration that was not it was a celebration to portugal yeah the money the money hasn't hit yet no i know but i spent i mean i had made plans before the money hit when i for my thing well i'm trying to to do something but it's also like i want to do something with my whole family but i also just went on a transatlantic flight that was a nightmare so it's like what what even new tv maybe maybe a flat screen maybe you just do something with your friends yeah a trip with my friends to patagonia patagonia that would be nice if we go to patagonia maybe we all just go to patagonia yeah and we do it big because we got 250 to work with bro but you forgot about taxes though no no you know you know we're going pre-tax uncle sam takes half right off the top from you not us i need to come i'm in the hole 125 125 is fucking brutal i need to move to fucking delaware before this shit hits i know i need to move to delaware that i don't even know what i would do with that what would you do with it buy a bunch of dumb shit immediately like a new mouse the answer is don't do anything with it break off a piece enjoy it and then put the rest away to grow i'd probably give 75 to tommy just to move things over yeah he did keep on saying like you screwed me out of 250 000 would he have won if you hadn't done that i don't think is there an argument to be made that he would have won the whole show well in everybody's mind as soon as they got voted out they got screwed out of the money you know it's just crazy to me i i feel like a lot of people operate under the idea that like it's their money to lose right when in reality it's not right like i feel like yeah i feel like that mindset of like you screwed me out of this it's like brother you weren't even weren't even close right you weren't even scratching the surface you do everybody's mind is like you screwed me out of this it's like everybody plays the game as if they're the main character yeah but then once you realize it that when you voted out that you're not you're just a side character yeah stuff you don't you don't deserve that 250 until you win it right exactly i think pat's gonna win one of these shows i could see tate winning one i could see nicky smokes winning one maybe pat's two people he's done too many of them pat wanted to get me out so badly yeah he was right and he was right he saw the writing on the wall he knew you were gonna win anika too anika wanted to get me out badly she knew anika meek phil tried to do a move on me that would that would have been a killer so you think they'll run it anika meek phil yeah that would be devastating yeah i think that you guys probably kick me off the show definitely might have been the end of that yeah do you think they'll so do you think they'll run it back again would you remember where are you gonna do the show if we got to like a certain if we got to 150 000 subscribers you said that you were going to you're probably lying i don't know i they asked me if i wanted to do it this time and i i said uh oh i had i had something that weekend anyway so that week so i and then they moved it and then you still had something unfortunately my other thing got moved to the same week so i couldn't but uh no i i would just be a pro i wouldn't be good on that show i think you'd be good i don't think so the final of a exactly similar show yeah but i made it to that final by coasting and not trying i don't think you would be good on this show no it's too much too much mental game war yeah someone like yandel would be great on the show yeah would he i don't know i don't know his the way his brain works 60 million earned though i don't know if that 250 is getting him out of bed i think it might have been more than 60 bro i think he might be upwards of 60 career i think so too yeah don't put fucking smut on a 60 i think he made a lot more than 60 million i believe it was 73 to 75.8 and that's not even counting the pic whitney money play for the fly guys 73 what the fuck is he doing with that don't ask me what i'm doing with the 250 racing boats with aaron judge or who did he say he lived by on the water someone like that like some baseball player yeah yeah waves but they all i think they like all yeah he told me the story of how he started his boat when it was out of the water yeah yeah he's been on one of these before maybe you buy a boat a tiny one now a big one i can't afford a big boat you can now i can't 50 you get a good boat for 250 no the only i do 25 footer you have to do an experience but um really that's what you're leaning you're leaning towards experience he's an experienced guy what about enhancing your everyday experience what could i do to enhance my everyday experience i don't have i don't play golf i don't play video games there's no telling you you got to get an oled tv oled is going to do nothing for me it will it will you do need a jersey shore beach house avalon is where you got you guys are going to ultimately 250 is not putting a fucking dent in an avalon down payment it is not touching it bro definitely a down payment maybe i can go to margate and then you know you use whatever money you got left to get an oled tv for their for the beach house i could get like a one room shack like uh on the mainland off of avalon why don't you buy me an oled tv why don't you how about that's the that's what you how much is an oled expensive how much for a good one you're looking at at least 250 1500 now and look at those colors just bursting through the screen all right maybe i need an oled jumping out of the screen can you put an oled it's gonna feel like you're at the eagles game while they're playing i already have a frame tv though bro the frame tv is all you need plus i have this guy doesn't know anything about screens man it's not for me it's for my fucking kids and wife you know too much frames tv a frame tv do you know what the frame is yeah that thing's a piece of shit bro you can put art on it you can't put art on an oled if you put art on the oled it's gonna look like actual art no it's gonna have the mona lisa's gonna be tie-dyed no it's gonna be like fuck a joke they're gonna add colors to it that aren't even there the oled like if you get the oled and you're watching ball on the oled like you won't you won't be able to remove yourself from the from the tv like it it inhales you that's not the case sucks you in like you couldn't even imagine seeing those true blacks you don't know you don't even know what a true black is do you are we gonna are we doing ball at your new apartment are you gonna i don't have a tv what i don't have a tv right now what the fuck waiting for you to buy me an oled are you serious how big are these yeah it's big as you want how many inches inches how many inches is the 99 the 999 is 85 or 85 inches yeah but it's clearly a shitty one it's oled no it's q led q led is fake oled you want the actual o yeah the q led doesn't really pop i mean you can literally see in the example photos that that's clearly the least colorful one francis have you been to like a restoration hardware or a home goods or uh what's that store that's in uh dumbo on like the waterfront that's like a home goods like type of store that's in like timeout market yeah yeah i know what's that store um well i fuck i don't know you're talking about the furniture oh west elm west elm yeah have you been inside any of those stores recently uh yeah i mean yeah kind of there's west elm francis west elm francis for what it's worth the real hack is you got to go to the rh outlets there's one in paramus that's like or industry city the one over there that one's okay it just doesn't have the selection the one of paramus gigantic floor i got a eighteen thousand dollar couch marked down to 1900 bucks because it was a floor model and someone had like kicked it so there was a footprint there was a boot print on the back and i was like i can get that out own it it's fainter i had a professional furniture cleaner come in steam the shit out of it you can still see the boot but whatever i put a i put a blanket over the back of the couch i have a like a throw that i put so you can't see it i mean that's a crazy disc that's what they have there it's like shit and this is the one in paramus yeah they're like here this one's marked down 98 because a homeless person came in here and shat in one of the covers i was gonna shit at some point i don't care i can't smell it just because i couldn't shit in it first yeah but uh going into one of those stores has made me realize that like color has been zapped from the world oh they take they've taken it all yeah like the only color that exists is like light green cream light green like like but but like blue doesn't exist if you walked in there with like bright red it would probably give people an epileptic seizure yeah in the world like nobody like there are no more bright colors any type of new furniture they don't i mean oleds will probably like shock the nervous system of like young children because everything is this muted beige tone i think sorry no no please i think a lot of that is that we're shopping at uh furniture stores that are within like new york city and and if you think they have red in the country like if you went to a furniture store in maine it's all like cottagey type stuff and there's like patterns and quilts and nice reds like if anything maybe you'll get a dark green no they'd have red red if you go shopping in maine you'll get a green or a brown you'll get a red and more of a maroon a softer red not a hard red yeah not a royal blue not a like a hard red not like a fucking god forbid a yellow kelly green yeah exactly yellow oh my god we ever see a yellow again yellow's dead red's dead yellow orange yeah we need a redemption for red being dead imagine having an orange couch they used to exist bro like 1980s like yeah d orange yeah totally a pop of color but yeah this shit is even like clothing like people don't wear shirts that have shit on them anymore no i mean ball ball we're but like i only wear shirts with stuff on them you only wear that shirt come on now this exact ensemble come on the green shorts and the blue patriots crew come on now it's been as if you have not been home well see the thing is i do wear different clothes i just for the podcast i'm a little bit more selective that's like me if i have to convince people that i'm not a bad guy i'm a bad guy if you just start convincing people that like you wear lots of clothes you don't wear a lot of clothes i do people think that like we're recording all these episodes on the same day yeah they think it's all banked because you are uh dressing like homer simpson with a closet full of the same exact i'm just really waiting for i'm waiting for winter to really get the fits popping again summer it's brown pants it's gonna be brown pants i'm excited for the brown pants i have green pants i'm excited for the greens and the browns i'm excited for that that cool like heavy shirt you wear heavy shirt it's like uh my polo it's got wool it's thick oh the sweater sure his problem is he's hit a growth spurt and he doesn't even know it look at his look at his sleeves how the like he's too big for a sweatshirt now this sweatshirt has always been a little bit ill-fitting no it's the fucking growth spurt i mean i'm i'm looking for some more new patriots gear okay send everybody for the season we can make that happen tis the season send them some 333 7th avenue tis the season do you guys watch any ball this weekend of course did you or did you just dabble because i kind of just dabbled i didn't really fully watch the indiana game i didn't sink myself in the beginning of the indiana game in the end of the michigan game college football man it's like watching pain dry that shit is no it's not oh wow the team that was supposed to win won by 60 points again the michigan game was an instant classic oh let's see how alabama's doing oh they're up by a hundred in the hat going into the half this should be an exciting second half i just like like i like watching college football but i only like watching it when it's a good matchup like i can't i i know that's like that's like it's it's for the people that are like diehard fans of those teams not me because i don't have any i don't have a college team why don't you get one i could become a syracuse fan because my sister is going there now there you go but even them they won by like they won by like 80 points well they won't win every game by 80 right no no that's why it is fun when there's good games but i know week one's pretty slow the michigan game was a classic yeah it was aight there was a hail mary that decided the game well i what what did you think of that you think dave made the call because a lot of people are saying dave made the call yeah i was just on the phone with the president yeah it was dave trump and netanyahu on a three-way did you see that have you seen that video of netanyahu singing no it keeps coming up on my timeline i bet it's so funny that's really all what's he singing stella lefty yeah boston you've got the clothes i've got the floor she's getting dragged and i along with her oh yeah you're getting you're you're done yeah this is what you needed to win surviving or else to get everybody on a bad yeah yeah because they're getting her i mean they're coming up with a new song every day that she's stolen yeah she they're they're treating her like she was in oceans 11 yeah like she's danny ocean 12. yeah oh no eight eight oh yeah oceans eight where it's all girls watch that one but yeah they are dragging her bad yeah it's so nasty okay guys let's talk about our friends over at fabletics fabletics is the best football season is back and fabletics has teamed up with the nfl's wide receiver jamar chase on a new collection keys hoodies baggy cargos performance gear that fits into everything that this season brings is going to be sick it's going to be muted it's going to be wearable it's going to be just the right amount of 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that the real one no you're thinking walk hard the dewey cox story oh wait does it what does he like drive a lawnmower into a lake or some shit like that yeah maybe i have yeah so good such a good movie june carter are you guys more uh elvis guys or johnny cash guys of course i i genuinely don't know if i could name a single elvis song yeah like i i just like my parents never listened to me i don't know if i could name a single elvis song i don't know if i could name a single elvis song i don't know if i could name a single elvis song i don't know if i could name to elvis i never listened to elvis it just never was a thing i was on until i watched the johnny cash movie how about sinatra or johnny cash cash really probably you guys loved cash like that i love johnny cash cash is probably like a top five for me cash and bob dylan were also compatriots oh yeah colleagues collaborators yeah dylan went electric cash had to reconsider a lot of things blonde on blonde to change the world yeah isn't that the end of bob dylan's movie doesn't he run to cash uh at the newark folk festival he does yeah what'd you think of the movie on the rewatch uh even better this time than the first time i saw it it's one of those biopics you know it's like one of the only good ones well i don't know about that a lot of them are pretty bad are you talking specifically about music yeah oh because i was gonna say like there's other great biopics oh yeah no i'm talking about the ones like the bob marley fucking yeah disaster piece i i i don't know why i thought the bob dylan one was unbelievably good i thought it was really good but it was like would you ever watch it again yeah i would watch it again really that scene where he's in the basement that kind of looks like the comedy seller on mcdougall street or whatever and he comes up and like turns the corner and immediately starts making out with that unbelievably gorgeous girl oh yeah his lover the singer yeah i loved that the romance of it all beautiful what's her name in real life joan joan didion's bias isn't that bias who's joan rivers can we look up what's that with joan the comedian yeah she's like a fag hag who's on the red car who like like talks shit on people's outfits and she like shades people's outfits uh joan didion might be an author joan b b's bias bias bro how are you a bob dylan guy you don't know joan bias because i like bob dylan not joan bias yeah you have a bias against her exactly i'm pretty sure that steve jobs dated her steve jobs jaded joan bias and i think it was like because he was also obsessed with bob dylan's bias and i think it was like because he was also obsessed with bob dylan um he just wanted to smell what bob dylan's dick was a brief romantic relationship and lifelong friendship in the early 1980s and what was steve jobs doing in the 80s that he was linking up with he was 27 and she was 41 he had started apple with woes in 82 was he already they were on the scene that's apple was already a thing in the 80s uh i think so damn when did when did steve jobs found apple last question did you think it came out uh definitely in the late 90s you thought apple came out in the late 90s 76 there you go holy shit apple's 50 years old jobs was ahead of his time yeah yeah so he was they were getting hot uh but what was i gonna say they couldn't he couldn't get like the last big artist that he convinced to put their music on itunes was bob dylan really could not get him to do it and finally i mean took him decades and it was like this white whale for him steve jobs to get bob dylan's music on itunes he just didn't want to go to streaming no it's because he was fucking his ex bitch yeah that is true yeah he's like probably had something to do with you're gonna fuck my ex bitch and then fucking make 75 cents off of every song i've ever made every time it's listened to hell no well bob dylan ended up sending selling his entire collection of music to like sony for like 200 million dollars yeah recently that's very focused they're doing this that's very down home and folk i mean if you're at the end of your career why not someone's offering you 200 ms i just didn't know he was like a capitalist pig like that it's actually kind of disappointing i guess the times they are a changing bob good god poor bastard this weekend i was with a friend of mine and hanging out with him much of the weekend he's married he's got kids and i hang out their family brother also they like share a house and he his brother's married also has kids so i was hanging out with the whole family i got a splinter in my finger hate to hear that and it's buried oh it almost feels as if skin has grown over it and it is at the tip of my pointer finger and anytime i touch something it's shen sends shock waves of pain up my body the worst is when you try to like replicate it to find it and like you can't but then randomly you just hit it and it's yeah i'm hitting it a lot yeah i'm hitting it every time i press an elevator button uh you know whatever all kinds of things so finally last night i said to my buddy i was like dude i have a really weird request is there any chance um i could get your wife or your brother's wife to like have removed this splinter right because that's a woman's job well thinking they both have kids surely they have splinters and like the kit that you might need tweezers whether it's whether it's yeah pedicure manicure type stuff or whatever yeah and he was like he looked at me he goes dude i'll do it and i was like oh did i just ask a question that came across like i was trying to like and be involved with your wife somehow can she take me to the bathroom alone and get this wood out of me where's your wife at i did i didn't spread it to both either wife yeah yeah like anyone who's down yeah honestly i'm not picky then i was like is this sexist that i just assumed that a woman would be i don't know my mom always removed my splinters when i was a kid yeah my dad never did if my dad did he would have come in with a fucking chainsaw yeah just cut it off yeah just lose the whole finger yeah so that was where all of that was coming from but the minute it was out of my mouth and he responded that way i was like oh that didn't sound great i got a question why didn't you just do it yourself i tried and you couldn't can't why i've tried multiple times is it like i don't have a kit i've been trying to do it with my kitchen knives oh yeah well that's a terrible idea like i would this morning i was picking out it's still in there i mean it's it's a nightmare well what if there's a chance that you're like a spider-man but for trees and you're just like you've kind of like turned into it's definitely possible or what if you have midas touch but like you can turn anything into wood now are you sure it's wood and it's not glass right maybe it's broken because i had glass stuck in my toe when i was in high school exactly and i got it out myself i didn't need a woman to help me but i i got it out myself and it took me i think three hours of like literally like surgically entering my foot and trying to get it out i need needles and tweezers this is not going to happen with with my pairing knife which is what i was trying to do you got to get some tweezers why would i do that when every woman i know has a pair because it sounds like they don't no he just wouldn't give you access to the woman i just need to find a single woman yeah who has a pair of tweezers hit hit francis in the dms if you want to perform surgery on his index yeah yeah preferably someone with medical or sewing expertise i fixed nick's ingrown toenail one time on the act you glanced it i i like i basically got in there and did surgery on that bitch so i feel like i could do this if you wanted it but i would kind of prefer that if you had a woman do it this is my point someone's going to be holding my hand and like digging at it and like if you get hard and it's a dude then you'll be gay i'm just you want to preserve your lost on the why you need someone else to do it it like it's not like it's behind your back i won't even get mad at you for saying this i'll give you another legitimate reason it's my dominant hand okay so i was using i was trying with my left hand and it's on the inside so i have to like turn it out like this it's all very awkward and ungettable you must have a very dominant hand he does but it's like you can't open a beer with your your other hand doesn't work you can't open a stella left i want to put a splinter right now in your fucking hand and watch you be my guest this weird like autonomous journey you claim i'll go like this it's not like that it's buried you motherfucker you know what you're not coming to draft kings anymore really yeah that's out you're out i'm out i'm bringing a woman who's gonna fucking take the splinter out of my finger she'll probably say the same thing didn't you have just done this i have tried i have tried it was you're trying with a fucking machete well hand skin grows so fast that like it's probably deeply under it's probably under a couple layers by now where you're gonna have to re-injure yourself i know i have to re-cut it open you have to cut it open i was making it bleed this morning i've gone after this thing also all splinters are not created equal some are in there deeper and some aren't why are you not getting this i am i am you're just being very nasty about it when i used to be a native american we had we used to have a lot of people who were like oh you're gonna have to do this to have to take people's air to get an arrow out of somebody's body you have to put two knives in on either side basically make another wound sometimes it's easier to actually pull it out the back yeah yeah i was gonna say we might have to pull this might need to come out through your elbow this might need to come out we're gonna like fish it out like when your string is caught in your bore a hole through the nail and then pull it out get out through the nail would be insane what are you positive it's wood i'm not sure i'm not sure i'm not sure i'm not sure no harry and what difference does it make what it is because glass is harder to see when it's that small that's fair i think it's either wood or it might be like a thistle type thing oh that would be nasty to have a thistle thistle in the finger because now you're going to need a woman oh you've come around even you didn't say it was thistle i didn't know what it was your i am thinking it's wood the entire time i thought this i thought the story would be focused more on what i had to say and you just flipped it to me being a pussy bitch i mean i'm just i'm just saying because i'm just remembering when i did full open surgery on my foot one time this one there and i was literally like it was the bottom of my foot so i was like this i mean that's already what you're doing there is pretty impressive for hours i'm not certain i could do that my my knee was on fire yeah but i i fought through it that's what happened to me that's how i hurt my shit i this on the bottom of my foot and i had to fucking crank that bitch don't do that you're in a lot of noises it's my yeah this was fucking brutal what did i watch i watched other things i had a pretty simple weekend i did some comedy did some shows how's that new closer that you've been working on great what's that like comedy fun how do you come up with your material oh man do you still get so hard to explain no no did you always want to do that yeah yeah forever oh man i can't imagine right now that seems like the scariest thing of all time i could never no it was fun though it was fun i haven't done spots in a minute so it's fun going to the stand seeing my buddies seeing my pals derrick d rock was there dresser my boy d rock yep dress wow we were just chopping it up talking uh talking work and whatnot holy shit talking ball talking work that's electric yeah so solid solid weekend how did you did you knock him dead or what come on standing ovation really yeah it's rare people get a standing ovation for a 10 minute spot buzz i was able to get it done what uh what's what where'd you go in the lineup second to last very nice times very nice yeah i almost prefer it oh i do prefer it it's a little bit less pressure than going last exactly and uh you get the crowd at their peak instead of sometimes when you go last it's like all right people are like they're paying the tab they're like let's get the fuck here it's getting late because the midnight spot you know so they're getting people are getting a little antsy it was midnight yeah yeah i'm sorry about that bro no i'll get all you know sweat um my i have some bad news oh no my splinter in your hand favorite rub and tug was rated oh shit yeah that's saw were you there no thank god but i'm pretty sure i once paid with a debit card so i think they're gonna get me yeah you're on the dossier yeah you're all over that pretty silly i don't know wait in maine no they don't have them in maine i drafted deshaun watson they rated like 20 of them there's like 20 they did a full-blown sting it was like when they mike killed all of mike ermantrout's guys at the same time in breaking bad they hit them all at the same time they do that they because they did that with all the smoke shops in new york too i don't remember that it was all of a sudden they were just all gone yeah apparently like 20 cops went in i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know undercover all got jerked off and then they were like yep it's not legit well don't you have to you have to like bust to to have them for a crime yeah crime is not committed until there's a bust until there's like a but a transaction after the bust because up until then it's just a massage unless they bust there is no bust or it could just be like uh two two uh consenting lovers yeah and then like the first guy busts and then the second guy is like well that could have been a one-off you know you never know yeah we need all 20 of us all 20 of us need to bust i just feel really bad for coco oh yeah yeah which is definitely that's his name her real name yeah uh because i don't think she's got her papers in order no she was getting close what nationality are they asian uh of course what do you think the longest someone's waited how long what do you think the longest someone's waited for a rub and tug is what do you mean like if you got there and it's packed it is slammed do you like you think someone's sad yeah and like read a magazine yeah and wait like what reading like cigar aficionado no i'm fine yeah you guys have like coffee or excuse me someone already did the crossword in this to refresh the pages are stuck together in this yeah i wonder if uh there's like lines like oh yo places yeah what's everyone waiting for yeah oh coco's in there coco's going viral on tick tock go viral run don't walk to this rub and tug in brooklyn double dragon is it in brooklyn uh i mean i'm mostly kidding i did i just read an article that uh they did a sting the and and they listed the one that i went to before i realized how inhumane they were what are they cattle prods on them apparently they just they feed them gruel blue worms chained up yeah these women were actually bred to be rub and tug yeah these corn fed these worms were bred for this parlor yeah oh man they should let the worms do the rubbing and tugging they really should or do you think that like there'll be robots eventually that do the rubbing and tugging well if that's the case then wouldn't you just get one for your for the bib or do you still you want the experience of going to the place that's like saying would you get a live-in prostitute oh no it's a robot and not a human yeah but what's it gonna do the rest of the time sit sit in the corner throw a fucking blanket over it recharge dry yeah probably dry a little bit maybe learn learn some new technique yeah you know that the first like wave of handjobs from robots are going to result in some heavy castration oh yeah did a dude die this week trying to get his dick lengthened yes i believe so i've been seeing like out of context tweets about that online i think so someone died trying to get their penis length died on the table without the table trying to extend their shrimp i've been trying to get mine shortened yeah yeah well yours is a curlicue like a pigtail just way too much slack you've been trying to get your straightened yeah it's like a it's like a slinky it's like the spring that's at the end of the year it's like a spring that's at the end of the year it's like a bottom of one of the horses that kids can ride at a playground i currently have it bound but whenever you untie it like a chinese person's foot it blossoms if i died during a penis enlargement surgery just tell them i was getting like a like a fucking splinter removed something else anything else tell them i was like raping and pillaging no no tell them i was a pedophile heart surgery he went to thailand to get it bro like i don't think they care in thailand no like that's probably they got to be one of the worst places to go to get it yeah thailand they're doing that shit on the table like when people are ass naked and have sushi served on top of them you just have like a banyan leaf wrapped around your dick what do they use for the enlargement like what where is the other part of the penis coming from someone else they use no they grab they take someone else's penis and they take someone else's penis and they take someone else's skin from behind your ear and then graft it in as like a splint really yeah how do you know that um no it's a guess into it wait why is some of your ear missing what the fuck francis influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure the fact that he was an influencer too bro just be a civilian and get your penis large maybe that this is maybe they maybe that place in like flying him out like baldstool yeah cockstool yeah we want to have you come out and get your get your penis enlarged hard to fly you out it's gonna be a whole thing hard stool will be sick donnie needs to go to thailand for hard stool that's got to be like dying in a surgery that's not a necessary surgery is so brutal like imagine dying during imagine if someone died at baldstool like holy shit mook died mook was like deciding for some reason to get like his hairline fixed even though didn't really need it and he died and he died and he passed away and it happened before white socks dave's treatment and white socks day was like well do i still get mine and then he they made him do i still get it but he just got the one mook was gonna be pissed if you don't dave just has a red hairline they use mook mook's donor ear cells oh god thank god mook didn't die um i don't know where else i'd be able to thank you for this but thank you for that uh bush award that means the fucking world to me oh well yeah i mean you pass it off to mac which obviously we were thrilled that mac was willing to accept yeah it's kind of like we're a little confused why you denied it it was kind of like uh kanye going up on i got bush tell your i bush supporter of the year award at their you from barstool barstool supporter of the year like someone who works at barstool right not overall supporter i thought roan spoke poorly about he did he did so he wore the hat during surviving barstool like every episode oh that's what it was so we kind of had to give it to him i'm pretty sure that i fucking put on the cape for you guys and then he declined the award well it was more like so bizarre i kind of kanye wested myself as if i was taylor swift and i was like roan i'm gonna let you finish but Mac had one of the best seasons of all time. He gave it to Mac, which we were thrilled that Mac was able to get it. I mean, Mac traveled with you guys. Mac was literally on the road. Yeah, yeah, of course. Mac went above and beyond. Yeah. This shouldn't be a popularity contest. Was there anything with the award? Any sort of gift card? No, no. First year. Was there like a t-shirt? No, nothing. No trophy? There was nothing. So it means nothing. It means nothing. So you literally passed nothing on. Yeah, yeah. He passed it off to Mac. I was like, thank you. But actually, I'm going to give this to Mac. It wasn't even something that would take up space for Roan. No. He still got rid of it. He refused it. He refused it. They couldn't even print out a fucking certificate. No, there was a lot of awards. We had like a hundred awards. Yeah, well, that could have been a hundred pieces of paper. Well, we know we tried our best. You did not. Well, we did. And next year, we'll make sure that there's some sort of award. I mean, even this fantasy trophy, that's like an award that you would want. That was like a hundred dollars. So if we had a hundred of those. There's just no way that's true. I bought it. And? Which makes me even more sure that it wasn't a hundred dollars. You think it was going to be a price tag on the bottom? No, but I was making sure that I got it customized. I got to give this to Brandon. I would want this if I was him. Yeah, you can't fly with it, though. It's like a fucking weapon. I know. Who won last year? Nick, I believe. And you didn't make one for him? No. Wow. A2 sass? Because I got bounced from the playoffs. A2 little sass? This is worse than the Nicky Smokes betrayal. Yeah, I'm going to lock it in this year, though, because last year I was in too many leagues. And this year I'm only in two. So I'm ready to fully do my duties as commish. Yeah, you better. Already receiving the payments and stuff, which is we're already ahead of where we were last year. But you're not going to put those in escrow. You're just going to spend that money. I'm going to use it to buy an OLED. I'm going to assume that I won the league. And I'm going to buy an OLED. You're going to buy the OLED up front. Just buy a QLED. No, no. Don't be fucking greedy. A QLED. You do not want a QLED. There's no reason for a football game to look like an OLED. There is. You just don't know what an OLED looks like. It looks like a neon sign. No, it doesn't. Flies will probably fly. They're using that as an example. Fly into your shit and fucking die. Like if you saw what an OLED looks like and then you were like, oh my God, like if this was a TV, you would be, you would buy it in a, in a, you would get that fucking bullshit framed TV thrown in the trash. You know, frame TV is classy and it's not, it's not classy. And then everyone goes, oh, look at this art. Oh wait, no, nevermind. It's a TV. Why does that matter? Cause it's not art. You got fake art. You want, you want something neon? No, you're like, you don't want anyone like Francis, you know what he's doing is devaluing your art. Dude, you buy art for however much money Rome could just put that as a screensaver on his TV. When you went back into the OLED thing. I shut down so hard now that I don't know what is being said right now. He pulled, Francis pulled the parachute. We're still in free fall. Yeah. It's cause you guys don't, you know, you guys don't, so you don't, I hadn't in a million years, I didn't think you were going to bring me back in. So I apologize. I am. Do you need me? I need you. Well, then you're going to have to give me a quick synopsis. I'm saying that the framed TV is going to devalue your art. No. Not when you have a side Twombly. My art? Yes. You can't get my painting on the frame TV. Stop trying to get Francis in on this. I think it's mostly just ones that are like famous paintings. No, you could definitely customize it. No. No. What? I mean, that's, you're thinking of an aura frame. It's a TV. You can put whatever you want on a TV. No, no, no. You ever heard of an HDMI cable? No, no, no. The whole point of the frame is that it, it gives you sort of this matte finish that looks like a TV. It's like art. Yeah. I'm sick to my stomach hearing this. That's the projection. A matte finish on a TV? Yeah. It's like watching like somebody, somebody has like a trick that car. It looks like you're watching claymation anytime you watch football. You know, like a matte finish screen is the cheapest screen that they make. We call that an IPS. OLED, it's like glass. Yeah. I don't want that. Yes, you do. No, a shiny glass. That's like, it's like if you want to like watch films. If you want to like fish through a tank, maybe that would be nice. There's no way you want to watch glass. Like maybe just get a reptile in a cage. Like if you want to look at something through glass. Wow. Look, Monet's water lilies are throbbing on screen. Yeah. Francis, when we go to the open. Reverberating. When we go to the open this weekend, why don't you stop by and you'll check out my OLED? Cause I have an OLED monitor. So I know what it's like and I want you to see it and then be like, holy shit, you were right. This is insane. It's like, it's, it's the opposite of something that you'd see at, at a home. It's like a home goods or a West Elm. Like it's too bright. It doesn't pop. It's, it pops too much. I think I might have an OLED. You don't. Can I just look up in my Amazon history and will you believe me? If you have one, yeah, I'll believe you. But you don't have an OLED and not know you have an OLED? Wait. I bet Francis. You've probably got a QLED if I'm going to guess. Why would Francis have anything other than the best? That's a good question. Francis only has the best and that's in everything across the board. That's not necessarily true. What's something that you have? A subpar version of, um, well, there's things that like, I, I don't upgrade just cause they work, you know, uh, why is this? I don't TV. Okay. Um, wait, you guys keep talking. You guys are holding it down pretty much. Ooh, you have an OLED on ordered on June 11th, 2024 Samsung 65 inch class OLED 4k. S 90 C series, quantum HDS. That's a man I respect. And then in 2023, I respect, I ordered the L G B two series, 65 inch class. Oh, led smart TV. Was that a gay TV? You got two OLEDs. I got two OLEDs. So now you understand. Well, I've never known any other thing, so I don't notice it. Like, look at that TV. That's not an outlet. That's not a TV. Yes, it is. It's a monitor. No, that's a TV. What? Yeah. It's got the computer on it. That's a monitor. No, that's a TV. I can't, I can't do this with you. It's very, is that a TV? I'm too hungry to have this conversation. We can end the podcast, but I'm, I'm, that's definitely a TV. I guess we'll never know. Well, congratulations, Roan. We're so, so, so happy for you and so proud. Um, Sass, you're up. Up with what? You're up next. You better win. You gotta win something. You gotta just win something like. Something big. Francis just won a third of a million. I won a quarter of a million. You have to at least win a fifth of a million. Well, we'll see. My day will come eventually. But until then, I'm a loser. All right. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye. Bye. you