Rob Lowe and The Laconic Shirtless Bobby

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No. You'll get an email letting you know if your request was approved. What are you talking about, dude? What are you doing, dude? You have to go to your email and approve it. Is it okay? What do you mean? Do I have to be anthropic to fucking hack this? Like slutty? What's going on here, man? Do I look weird in a rock show? No. Am I Sam Altman? Your shoulders are covered, I mean. Text it to me, man. It's like, it's a slutty, however. Yeah, you're not meeting the president. You're not meeting Obama. Mr. Lowe. Yeah. I'm a British. ♪ Rob Lowe ♪ ♪ Coming to town ♪ ♪ With Gaysian fairies and house ♪ ♪ Midwestern white girl ♪ ♪ Midwestern white girl ♪ Anyway, that's not Rob Lowe. That's the opposite of Rob Lowe. Honey, you scared us. That was the opposite of Rob Lowe. Yeah, yeah. That's Rob Tall. Dude, that's not. We got to start over, dude. It's not working. Let's scrap it. Whatever it is, let's scratch it. We got to scrap it. It's not working. We got to scrap it. Rob Tall? Not Rob High? Rob High would have been better. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Rob Tall. Rob Tall is not good. Yeah. You're a comedian, right? Yeah. How long have you been doing comedy? I've been doing it for four years. Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah. Pretty good. Not good yet. Okay. But pretty good. But pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm working on it. I was watching you perform. Today? No. Where were we at the last gig we did? What's going on? Someone's watching TikToks back there. No. What are you watching TikTok? No. No. Hey, honey, we have a show going on here, dude. He goes, no. We are live. We're live, dude. We're recording. Yeah. Anyway, it's not going well so far. It's tough, man. It's a tough one. With Rob Tall? Can you call him Rob Tall when he walks in here? No. It'll ruin. Ooh. Just straight face. Hey, you're Rob Tall, right? That's not even funny. Even if he would have said Rob High, he's probably gotten his whole life. He would have left. So it comes across weird. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm going to tell you the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. Tell. Please. So I was doing the red carpet at the Emmys. I used to interview people. This year. Keep it. Keep it. It's getting bad. My career is going bad. I'm going bad. Meanwhile, I'm like, ooh, I wish I could do that. Yeah. Oh, my God. What a gig. So William H. Macy, I'm interviewing. Oh, my God. And I didn't know what to say because I was a kid. Yeah. And I'm like, hey, how's the department stores? Stop it. Stop it. I said. Stop it. Like Macy's, like 34th Street Macy's. You know what he goes? He goes, ha, ha. No. Yes. He goes, ha, ha. Walks away. And in my mind, I'm like, that's a Rob High. Yeah. Rob Tall. Rob Tall. Jesus Christ. That's a Rob Tall. That's a Rob Tall. Wow. It's like an awkward thing that didn't work. It's actually funnier than Rob Tall because Macy's kind of makes sense. That's right. It's better. It's a better joke. It's actually better. It's a better joke. It's actually a better structure. Tall. Yeah. Anyway, it's one of those moments where you go, I shouldn't. Why did you? When it's coming out, you're like, you have no skills. Did you want to just end it right there? Like, was that the lowest thing? Well, I remember one of my producers. So he goes, ha, ha. Walks away. I would never forget that. I know. I still have it. Dude, I can't sleep at night. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'd be traumatized. It just ruminates in my mind. You know what I mean? One of the best actors of American cinema. Of all time, right? Of American cinema. Ha, ha. So then he walks away, and I'm blushing now. And when a Korean blushes, what color does it turn? Purple. Exactly. I'm all purple. Oh, my gosh. You have the footage? Oh, my God. There's no way. No way. It's moving up. Yeah. There you are. Primetime. Primetime. There is Macy. Primetime. It's so pretty there. It's so pretty. William H. Macy. Mad TV. We love your store. I'm a big fan of yours, and we love your store. The men's department is. No, Fargo. You can't get good help. We just got rid of you. Oh, that's it. So I. Oh, okay. So he played back. I played back. Oh, I thought. It does feel a little crazy. I interpreted it wrong. I got the story wrong again. No, but the subtext is ha, ha. Thank you. He was kind of like, really? Yeah. It was like, really, dude? Like, he barely yes-anded. And then Bobby also just went right away. I'm on Mad TV. I'm on Mad TV. Oh, my God. I didn't do that. You were like, I'm not a nobody. I'm on Mad TV. All right, all right. So I made up that story. Yeah. That's how I interpreted it. That's how it felt. Because I never thought that you would find footage of it. That's crazy. Your producers are. Yeah, yeah. You're a wild producer. Y'all are sick. Because I never thought that they would find footage of it. Now I'm even more embarrassed. Because I couldn't even get the story right. No, and now people are going to go watch that on YouTube. I know. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. I don't think that was that bad. He seemed like he liked you. It's just hacky. I'll go get him. It's hacky. It's hacky. Yeah. I still think Rob Tall has legs. Hey, don't be a pussy. I'm not going to say Rob Tall. Does it have long legs? Yeah. Calm daddy long legs. No. Wait. I don't know if I'm going to be able to be calm during this. Why? I think I'm going to drop it. I'm getting nervous. You should. This might be like the. Hottest person I've done this with. Bro, I geeked out. Because it's usually. Oh, you dropped it. It's usually like comics. I'm like, whatever. Who cares? Who gives a crap? Who cares about. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Is it. Oh. That's crazy. That's crazy. I was just getting excited about it. You guys. Rob Lowe's coming in. This is the greatest day of my life. I know. Nothing matters after today. What's it going to be? Oh, my God. Wait. Oh, my God. Hi! How are you? Should we stand? Hi. Are we hugging? Hi, I'm Peter. Nice to meet you. This is my assistant. What's going on? Oh my god. I just hugged her. She just came from the Philippines. Hi. Bye, honey. Hello, hello. What do you want? Where do I go? Wait, do you have a keyboard now? Oh, hey. He can sing. So if you want to flex a little bit. Oh, I'm a singer. Speaking of the musical, we gotta sing. You gotta have an intro for him. No, I put it on my body. Moisturizer. Just OCD. Wow. Look at all this shit you got. There's all the different drinks for you. Yeah, do you need any cans? Do you want me to wear these? You don't have to. I'm gonna wear them. I just don't want to be like. Rob, this is not your first rodeo. This isn't. I know why I'm acting like I don't know what I'm doing. He's trying to show off. Alright. This is the theme of the Rob Lowe interview. Yeah. Outsiders and we got West Wing. But we don't talk about the bomb. We won't do that. We won't do that. Rob Lowe, give it up for Rob Lowe. The Lowe, the Lowe. And I have to admit, you know, I've had many guests on this program. This is the second time Rob's been on this program. And I have to admit that. May I make an announcement? You may. Thank you, Rob. I'm not as intimidated by you as I was before. Now, when you first came here before, right, obviously, we don't want to talk about the West Wing because we already did it. But, you know what I mean? One of my favorite shows of all time. Now, I'm not as because then I visited yours. That's right. But sometimes, you can't really look at him. That's what I thought. No, when he walked in, I averted my eyes. You can't look at. It was like, you know the Ark of the Covenant? You can't look at the Rob. No, I'm looking at you. I'm looking at you, I'm looking at her. You have a big headed Korean head. Huge head. Gay. Tiny face Rob Lowe. And look at his little beautiful head. I can't look at it. Look at his beautiful white head. Pristine white head. God fucked up. For both of us. He fell asleep on us. He did okay with you. Anyway, give Rob Lowe a round of applause. Thank you. What an intro. No, it is a little intimidating to look at you, I will say. It's your face. It's the face for me. Yeah, Rob, stop, dude. It's intimidating, dude. Stop. Stop, man. Anyway, let's go to the song. My eyes. Yeah, anyway. I think we should, every five or six seconds, just hit me with that and we'll do a lot of songs. We'll go into a song every five minutes. I think that's good. You know what I would like to see from my producers here? Is a little hand signal, when to do it. So I want you to go like this. Yeah, yeah. Go eight on it, dude. You got to go eight on it. So, Rob, what have you been up to? I know you have the movie we want to talk about later. You want to talk about it now? That's what I've been up to. How is your radio? Is the podcast going well? The podcast is going great. We are going to be on Netflix this year. Signed a new deal with them. So you can watch the podcast on Netflix and of course on Sirius. Of course you can. I realize I've been doing this for six years now. Wow. I have to give you credit, if I may. Please. Because I'm not a professional. Professional what? Broadcaster. This is just a makeshift operation. It's so beautiful that Rob would come and visit us here. What I love about Rob, and I have this in comedy too. You don't like compliments. I love compliments. How about this? Oh, he wants them. This is the last compliment. No. Yes! It feels weird. This is the last compliment that you'll ever get. It's the last time nice things will be said about you. There are comedians like this, and I would say that Rob was an actor like this. May I explain myself? Please. If I may. We're begging. You're begging? There are comedians that drift in every level. You'll see them at Largo. But then you'll see them at the Comedy Store or in the Belly Room. They do alt rooms. There are comics that can do that. Zach Galifianakis is one of them. He can play any room. He can play a black room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Typical black room behavior. Now you've got to go through all the races, dude. Yeah, you started it. What does the Latino room sound like? Hey, bro! Fuck yeah, dude! The Irish room. What about the Mexican room? That was it. I love you on those games. On those games? What does he do in the games? I don't know. I watch the games. Sometimes he's in the audience. Oh, just sitting in the audience. Dude, he's so good at that. Have you ever seen him do that? No. You've never seen me do that. Whoa, whoa, whoa! The fucking arms. Top tier this. Jason Bazeman ain't got nothing on me. Fuck. Ken Jeong, get out of here. Why'd you say Ken Jeong? He's the other guy. He goes there? All the time. Because of you? I'm not trying to poke. What do you mean? I'm not threatened against Ken Jeong. I love him. The way you asked me why did I say Ken Jeong felt accusatory. It wasn't accusatory. It was a fact. Throw facts down. We were naming people at Dodgers games and all of a sudden. Am I going crazy? Did you feel that? Ice-T. Ice-T's there? Yeah, I'm going to pass on Ice-T. I'm going to pass on Ice-T. You can chew them? Why is that better than taking it in a pill? I don't understand. That's true. Why do you want to chew it? Yeah, I don't like chewing it. Why is that an additive? I don't know. Yeah, it feels like when they do chewables for kids. I'm getting hard now. Yeah. I don't know if they say that's an inner thought. I think that's an inner thought, Rob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm getting hard now, man. Yeah, I'm about to get hard. Yeah, yeah. No, it tastes weird, but I think it goes into your system faster. Oh, by chewing it? Oh, because it's going into your saliva. Yeah, going into my saliva and stuff. But the reason why I ask about erection pills, okay? By the way, at some point, I was getting a compliment. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it went away. The ADHD is strong here. Yeah, the ADHD is so strong right now. Oh, my God. What was the compliment? Oh, yeah, I know what the compliment is. His eyes. Here we go. So what I'm saying, I think that Rob is like that. He's loved by the tears of it. The tears. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, versatility. Well, he'll do the Amy Poehler, right? But then he'll come here. Yeah. I like that. Yeah, yeah. He's a man of the people. Yes. Comedy and drama. And blue chew. And blue chew. I would even say, dude, that, you know what I mean? I view him as a comedian. Oh. Really? That's a high compliment. I do. I'd like to think of him that way. I think you're very funny. Yeah. Thank you. I think that you are considered a comedian. Really? For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do all of it. Let's move on from you. No more compliments. Funny people. I love funny people. We were just saying on the way over here, I love when I get to be with funny people. I fucking love it. Why? I love it so much. Why, Rob? Because it's nice. Because it's nice. It's good. It opens up, in all seriousness, it opens up a part of me that I don't get to access unless I'm with other people who appreciate it, get it. Like you're playing. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, it's like I need somebody with a keyboard around. Yeah. He gets it. Do you find that- You know who hates it? My wife. Oh. Hates it. Not a bitter? No. Oh. Not a bitter. Doesn't think I'm funny. Oh. What's a not a bitter mean? Not a bitter mean? Just doesn't do bits. Doesn't do bits. Oh. Not a bitter. Not a bitter. Is that like a nut of butter? Yeah, nut of butter. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, not a bitter, but butter. So, I'm starved to let my- What do you mean, Rob? You never make her laugh? Not so much. Well, sometimes people are serious. Is she more serious in terms of- She is. I mean, it's not that she's serious, but she has a different sense of humor. Okay. And so, when I get a laugh out of her, it's really rare. But it's nice when you do. It is very nice. Oh, it's super nice. Yeah. But also when she's laughing, because see, I know that I like to- I don't care. You can't care how you come on. You can't care how you come off, ever, if you really want to be funny, right? Amen. And she has proprietary interest in me. Do you know what I mean? She wants me to be good and wear something nice, and I'm a big buffoon. Yes. You're like, that's not the part. No, that's not the part. Yeah. So, there's that. Yeah, you are cool. Is it hard? You are cool. Well, go ahead. I was going to- I was not done. Oh, sorry. I mean, why did you- Because- I'm sorry. Rob, who's the host of the show? You are? Yeah. I even forgot what I was about to say. Sorry. Yeah, go ahead. Finish yours. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, Rob. See, I'm not professional, Rob. You can tell. I don't have this- I can't do serious or the things that you do. I can only stay in this garage. Because I stay in this garage because I don't know what I'm doing. You do. Do you? You do. Okay. Okay. You do. So, anyway, really, thank you. That's a compliment to me now. Yeah. Can I get some compliments in the room? Yes, of course. Yeah. You can get some compliments. Right now? From everybody in the room. I think I need it. Okay. First of all, I didn't know this was a garage. Yeah. And so that's really great. That's huge. That's huge. That's a huge thing. I did a really good job of that. Yeah. And I would say you look skinny since I've last seen you. Are you being real? You might be in better shape. No, I really am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like you're working out or doing something. I am doing something. GLP-1. Oh, yeah. No, no. But you look like you're ready for your big shirt reveal. Oh, and we'll do it now. Maybe everyone should do it. Let's do a scene. Let's do a movie scene. Big shirt reveal. Where I would have my shirt off. Okay. All right. So what is it? What is the scene? Okay. You're in an alleyway. You're not good at these. You're not good at improv situations. I want Rob to give you the scenario because you're not good at it. I think that this is- She had three words. I know, but I've been on the road with her for fucking years. I've been on the road with her for fucking months now. She's my opener, and she's not good at them. But go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. All right. Watch this scenario, Rob. Rob. Help her out. Okay. Okay. Give me the scenario. All right. So it's Seattle. Where everybody has their shirts off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seattle. Known for that. Already a bad environment. Very hot place. Yeah. Okay. We're in Seattle. Seattle. Nighttime. Wednesday. Damp. Couple trash cans. Stray cat. Okay. Yeah. Ooh. Do you know why she's doing this? Because I told her to tell a girl. This is a good story. You have to be specific. That was too many specifics. We're like, get to the point. Get to it. Where's the shirt, and why is it off? The cat was way too much. What was the point? Way too much. Way too much. The cat's name is Tina. Yeah. See, there you go. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too specific. Okay. So. What is that? That's the cat. Bobby. Okay. Bobby in the trash. Like Oscar the Grouch? No. I don't want to. No, I want to be sexy. Yeah, that's exactly. It will be. It will be. It's not. Okay. I'm killing this bit. Thank you, Rob. This is. Okay. I'm. Okay. Okay. I got to be standing. Okay. I'm going to be standing. Rob, come on. No, no, no, no. No. Listen. Okay. I'm. Listen. Can you get me a camera here? Yeah, you're on. Is that a. Okay. Here's the bit. Okay. You ready? Yes. You ready? I got to be like this. No, no. I have to give you your direction. I'm going to give it to you. Okay. Okay. You're going to start with your back turned, with your shirt on. Oh. And then you're going to, and then you're going to take your shirt off and you're at a locker. That's your locker. Oh. It's your locker. Yes. And you're, you're. I'm going to take my glasses off. Okay. You're at, you're at, you're at flight school. You're a top gun. Let me improvise a little bit too. Okay. But you're a top gun flight school. What is he saying? You're not lifting weights in the locker room, Bobby. Just listen to me. I know what I'm doing. Just listen to him. I've done a lot of shirtless scenes. I'm going to be actor's choice and I'm going to be lifting. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I buy that. You have hand weights. As a director, Rob, right? As an actor, I can create my own little thing. It's a, it's a, what do you call it? It's a Daniel Day-Lewis thing. I get it. You're living your part. I get it. Conversation. A conversation. I get it. Yeah. I get it. Shia and Francis Ford Coppola. Francis Ford Coppola. Oh, okay. Yes. I remember that. Oh, yeah. I'm walking in the way I want to walk in. I understood. All right. And I'm going to lift. Do you see how it's difficult to improvise? It's very hard to improvise. I know. I know. A lot of. Cool. He sounds like a sumo wrestler. He's going to say like a monkey. This is a 19th century feudal Japan. Yeah. This is, what's, what's the fucking Last Samurai? It's Top Gun. Top Gun. It's a different Tom Cruise movie. Give me that note. Give me that note earlier. He did. I did. I said it was Top Gun. I don't think you're going to get this part. Terminator movie. Okay. No, it's Top Gun. Do you see me walking around your set? Can I get your lights? All right. When's the shirt coming off? All right, here. I'm going to the locker. Okay. That's not how you open a locker. And you got to be like super laconic going, when are we getting the coordinates for the dog fight? There we go. Oh, good idea. Matt, suit off. Yeah. I want the music. Say the line. Say the line he gave you. What's the line? He just did it. When are we getting the coordinates for the dog fight? When we get the coordinates. The coordinates. The coordinates. Coordinates. The coordinates. Ready? Jesus, Rob. Why are you making us watch this? When we get the coordinates for the dog fight. Oh, yes. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Booked. That was good. You got a good tan, dude. That was good. And the body looked right. It was good. Yeah. I think Rob's a good director. Hey. Really good. Come on, Tom Cruise. Give us a call. Fuck, man. That was great. Wow. I want Monica Barbaro in Maverick. I want her part. All right. You can have it. Yeah. You got it. That was really good. You can have any part you want with that. Thanks, buddy. We got to get that out there. That's your screen test for- That's my reel. It's part of my reel for sure. We could have done Days of Thunder. It could have been a car and you could actually be in that. Oh, I could do all that. That would be good. I could do all that. Thank you so much, but that's called improvising. Yeah. That was. That's called booking it. Okay, Kat. Okay, okay. Okay. I got nothing else to say. No cats, no alleyway. Tina. I'm not in a dumpster. Sorry, Rob. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah, but this is a master. He's a master. Yeah. I know. Do you memorize your lines, Day of? I would say, so I read the script to read it the first time to see if I'm going to do it, if I'm interested. But are there times where you read it and you go- This is really bad, but I'm going to do it anyway? No. I've never gone where it's really bad. I've done that. Every job. Every job. Every job. I'm in karate gust. - Oh. - Karate Ghost? - Karate Ghost? - Yeah. - What was the line in that? Was it all there? - Yeah, what was your part? - I said whatever I wanted to say. - Nice. - Well, that's good. - Oh, that's fun. - Yeah, yeah. - If I have you in the movie, I want you to say everything you want to say. - Yeah, but I take no notes. - Jesus. - Yeah, that's obvious. I saw that. - Is it really? - That's from Rob directing. - From what, from what? - From Rob directing you. - Hey, dude, you know what? Whatever you capture on the screen is what it is, all right? All the mishaps and all the fucking mistakes. Here's another, I'll tell you something right now, okay? - Yeah. - And I'm going to say something to you, Rob. I know you're a professional actor, and I know you've done 10 times more than I've done, but I'm going to tell you something right now. It doesn't need to be perfect. - You don't want it to be perfect. - We don't. That's the problem. - Normally it doesn't need to be perfect. You're allowed to make mistakes. - Yes. - If I made one mistake, I would ruminate about it. - No, no, no, no. You want the happy accidents. - You want the happy accidents, right? So that's a lesson to be learned right now, all right? - That was very intense. - Hey, that was great. - That was intense. - Okay. - That was good. - Sometimes it gets intense. - I didn't realize he had that gear. See, you have to understand what kind of-- - I have 3,000 gears, dude. - I'm learning this. - Dude, tell me what gear. Give me a gear, and I'll get there. - Four. - Go right into D4, please. - Four is low. - No, he was right there. I said-- - Out of 3,000? You went four. - Yeah. - All right. Hey, man. I'm Bob. That's four. - I gave him laconic. And not only did he understand what that meant, but he did it. Laconic is like-- - Yeah, tell us about terminology. - It's like, well, this is like, you know, where you're just like, man a few words, barely interested, but super intense about it at the same time. Like Clint Eastwood. He's laconic in everything. - Were you doing that right then? - I was doing it a little bit. - Wow. - Yeah. - Wow. - You gotta show it. - He did it! He did it, and he was great! - I'm a doer, dude. - Yeah. - You're fucking great. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. So I memorize it sometimes during the day. - Yeah. - I'm there. - Yeah. - You've never done that? - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah, yeah. Well, you've already read it. You kind of know it, right? You show up. You're like, all right, now. 'Cause sometimes they rewrite it, and it's like, you don't want to. Here's the worst part, is when you memorize something one way, and then you show up, and we have brand new pages. - Yeah. - It's a night. Have you been there? - Yeah. - In what? - In this last movie that I had to do. Remember the one I told you I had to take off my shirt and show my body? Speaking of- - There's a lot of shirt taking off. - Shirt taking off. - What, what, what? They showed your body. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You didn't get a body double? You can do that, too. - No, I don't think we have to. I don't think we had that budget on this. - My favorite is identifying body doubles. Rick, ah, not them. - Yeah, really? - Wait, why? Wait, wait, what? - Definitely not them. - What makes it not good for Rob Lowe's body double? - Well, I- - Oh, you choose your own body double. - One can choose their own body. I'm not saying I do. - Oh, really? Have you ever had a body double and went, no, he's out? - No, I have never, I have never had a, I've had people double me, but not a, a true definition of a body double is somebody who is, when your clothes are off, that they're using their body as yours. I've never done that. - Oh, you've never done that. You've always used your body. - Believe me, I'm about to. I'm getting to the age where it's gonna be happening. - Ah. - But my favorite is when you see, I'm not casting any aspersions, but usually it's good. - Okay. - But usually it's, it's a lady. - Yes. - And then all of a sudden they're like, they're hiking. They're doing, it's a movie about them hiking with a dog or getting over their lost lover. And then they decide that they want to go skinny dip. And then there's the cut of them standing behind the water for like, oh, that's not them. - Oh. - That's not them. - The outline of their body? - Yeah, where they dive in perfectly and you're like, oh, no, no, no, no. - No, no. - I was in a movie called "Kicking Old School." I've told this story before and the body double they use, 'cause I couldn't dance. I did four months of dance training and the director goes, we got to fire this kid. He can't even, he can't even walk. - No. - Yeah, you can't even walk right hip hop wise, right? So they got me a body double and the only person they can find in Canada was a four foot three Filipino girl. If you watch that movie, all the body shots. - But she was dope at "B-Boy." - She was so good at it. Yeah, but she was also kind of thick. So in my mind, I'm like, that's what I look like. - A four foot three Filipino woman? - Yeah, I saw this kind of like thick Filipino woman and I go, who is this person? You, they said. - Yeah, I-- - That's her name. - I think Rob gets that. - And I go, that's me. - What? - It's demoralizing when you try to, when you have to learn how to dance for something and then you-- - Yeah. - You realize you're so bad. Like I had that with "Footloose," the movie "Footloose." I was-- - Oh my God, iconic. - I was, it was pretty much gonna be my movie. And there was just one problem. It's about, the movie's about dancing. - Oh. - Loose feet. - I'm not, my feet are not loose. - Stop. - And so-- - They're tight. - So I trained and trained and trained and then I did the dance audition and blew my knee out in the dance audition. I left the audition in a stretcher. - No! - And I'll never forget the-- - The producers came up to me and they were like, 'cause they really wanted me to do the movie. - Oh my God. - And they were like, "Don't worry, you know, "we're just, we're, we realize we need to hire "a professional dancer for this." And then they hired Kevin Bacon. - Kevin Bacon? - Yeah! - Whoa! - Whoa! - That's such a cool story. - It's a cool story. When you get that call, does it hurt? - Yes! - Oh, it does. - Yeah. - It does. - I was like, I knew that movie was gonna be a hit. That movie's gonna, this movie's gonna fucking crush. He was great in it though. - Yeah. - Yeah. - How could you think that? How could you tell just from the script? - Sometimes you can tell. - Wow. - Sometimes you can tell, like I read "Top Gun." It was Jerry Maguire, "Top Gun," "Footloose." - You read "Top Gun" too. - I'm thinking of all the things that I read and knew they were gonna be great. - And you didn't get those things. - "Titanic." - Wow. - "Titanic!" - You read for "Titanic!" - Which, what-- - You read for "Leo"? - Were you the violin guy? - No, for "The Bad Guy." - The violin guy. - How dare you? - Yeah, which I'm actually glad in retrospect I didn't get. I'm actually glad that didn't work out 'cause that part was so despicable and mustache-twisting and Billy was great in it. But I just wanted to work with Jim Cameron and I knew it was gonna be a fuckin' great movie. - Wow. - But every once in a while you know. - Yeah. - My friend Danny Nucci's in that. - I love Nucci. I didn't know you were friends with Nucci. Have we talked about that? - Nucci. - Nucci's my son. - Danny Nucci is one of the wisest. - I know, that's why I have him. He's also an "Arsenal" fan. - We gotta call him after we're done. - Okay. - Let's check in with him. - Yeah, yeah, let's check in with Danny. - I love the Nucci. - Yeah, so Nucci's my, but he's in that. - He's in that. - Yeah, yeah. - He's in "Titanic"? - He's in "Titanic". - Yeah. - He plays the, he's one of the orchestra guys that play "Near My God to Thee" at the end. - Whoa. - Whoa. - And he goes, "We're going down, or one more, boys." - Yeah. - Yeah. - One more, boys. - Does Danny say that? - That movie, I don't know if he says it. - Yeah, then why'd you say that? - Because he's in the orchestra. - Oh, he's in the orchestra. - The orchestra. - She just stole another line from another orchestra person. And lauded it to fucking Danny. - How great is that moment? - It's a great moment. - It's a good moment. - I'm gonna cry right now. - What a great movie. - I love that movie. - So what do you think, do you watch modern movies? Did you see "The Odyssey"? - I did. - I love to think you're, get your take on it. - I love, that was great. I mean, it's Christopher Nolan's-- - I saw it twice. - Great movie. - Yeah. - And it was, I loved Robert Pattinson. He's my favorite. - Beggars. - Get these beggars out of here. - Beggars out of here. - So why is that so great? I'm so happy for him that he-- - He's doing these cool villainous roles. - He's so good in it. Also, "Prime Time" he looks good. - Oh, I cannot wait for that. - Yeah, I can't wait for that. - For that. - Really good. - He's in "Dune 3" too, I think. - Yeah. - Yeah, he's the guy. - He's a new villain. - There's so many really good young actors out there. - But Rob, look at, let's talk about you again. - Let's thank you. - Another compliment. Let's go back to you now. Let's talk about the movie you're in. And let's talk about-- - The musical. It's out right now. - It's still a movie, right? - It's still a movie. It's actually in theaters. - Right now. - Right now. And it is, we're talking about reading scripts and knowing whether it's gonna, when I read this script, I was like, I cannot believe that they're gonna make this movie. It is so audacious, and there is a turn in it that you're like, oh, no, no, no, no. This is so politically incorrect. It's like on the level of "Borat" or "Team America" in the, where you go, oh my God. - Wow. - But it's-- - Hell yeah. - It's crushing. People were just, people were starved for that kind of material. - Congratulations to them. - It's fun. - How does that feel? - It's exciting. It's really exciting. It's a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny movie. - Yeah. - But really happy to be a part of it. And it got accepted to Sundance, screened there, obliterated, like destroyed. And then people were so afraid of it that nobody bought it. - Whoa. - They were so afraid of it. - That's kind of a cool feeling. - Yeah. - Because it's-- - That's a cool story. - It's punk rock. - Oh. - Yeah, it's very-- - It's punk rock. - So this-- - For the movie. - God bless the-- - Who ended up distributing it? - Blue Harbor. - Blue Harbor. - Blue Harbor, yeah, Blue Harbor. - God bless Blue Harbor. - Oh yeah. - They really-- - How do you know Blue Harbor? - That was that movie. - The same distributor. - That made you take your shirt off? - Yeah. - Maybe they don't know what they're doing. - Maybe they don't. - You made Rob super nervous now about his distributor. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, Blue Harbor, you too, huh? - Yeah. - You're about the Blue Harbor family? - I'll show you a picture. I'm like, I'm in drag, complete drag. - Yeah. - And like, yeah, but like-- - It's high art, though. - It's high art. - But see, that's what I'm saying. specialize in stuff that you're not going to see anywhere else. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's really cool stuff. What's your movie called? A Nice Indian Boy. Are you the Indian Boy? Yeah. Blue Harbor. Blue Harbor. There you go, Blue Harbor. Oh, shit. Alright, we are this close to the Southern California Blue Ribbon Schools list. Doug, what do we have for a good school play? A West Side Story. Oh, Maria, Maria. That sounds like Carlos Santana. And I think it is. It's perfect. What the fuck? What is this about? Ah! Do you have any guess what the musical is actually about? Put your box chop, chop, chop, chop. Put your box for you. Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop for the meat. You gotta get the meat! Alright, guys. One thing I always like to prioritize is getting enough protein through the week. That is true. 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It's a musical about 9-11. What? Oh, my God. Which is, you know, well overdue, really, to be honest. When I read this script, I was like. We're starting to forget. Yeah, I don't want to forget. I don't want to forget. Never forget. Well, this is not the historical. This is not a good version of it. I mean. I tend to believe this version. When you see Osama bin Laden dressed as Michael Jackson. Really? Yeah. I'm telling you, this movie's been fucking bananas. Incredible. I'm seated for this. It's 9-11, the musical? Is that what it is? 9-11, the musical? Yeah. Wow. You have to watch it this week. Yeah. Everyone go watch it. Everyone watch it now. I cannot watch it. I'm going. I can't wait to watch it. Yeah. It is Congratulations. We made the most offensive possible. This guy, this little dweeb who hates my character is like, I'm going to make a musical that's going to get everybody arrested, cancelled. That's what he chose. To prevent the blue ribbon. I just want the blue ribbon because, you know, I'm kind of like, I want to be a new Gavin Newsom type. Yeah, dude. It's like Waiting for Guffman. Yes. There's a lot of Waiting for Guffman in it. The kids are so funny. Do you actually have songs and music in it? Oh, there's. You sing. No, the kids sing. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Oh! I'm in. YouTube's all over this. I'm in. Yeah, well, the jet fuel can't build or burn those things. That's not possible. It's not possible. It is. I'm just telling you this is. We have to watch it. Now you know why this, literally the audiences go so crazy. Crazy. Yeah, I see. And then the distributors are like, yeah, I'm not releasing that movie. That's crazy. Wait, but what's the idea behind that? Distributor watches an audience go nuts and they're like. I don't understand. Yeah, I don't understand that. It's even in this climate. It's so political. Even distributing and what films get made and not get made. I don't know any. Yeah. You don't know? Because we don't work. Yeah. That's what we don't know. I'm so glad to be in the presence of work. I haven't worked in years. I don't know, but this is what I hear from other actors that are working. Risk averse. Risk averse is the phrase of the day. But then, because there's nothing risky being done when an audience sees something like this, they're just like. It's like when I saw Borat. I'll never forget sitting in that theater and going, I can't believe that somebody took a swing this big. I know. That's awesome. That first 30 minutes of Borat. Oh my God. When the music came on. When the music came on, I was in. Yeah. Yeah. Or that in Katsusan, that one race that they had with the kids running from the big head. Oh, the big head. The monster. The monster. And then it lays an egg. And then the kids attack the egg. Yeah, yeah. It's so wrong. So wrong. Beyond. I was in The Dictator. Didn't do as well. But anyway, um. That was a big movie. I had about 10 lines, but yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a lot. That's a lot. Well, it's because of Bruno. I was supposed to be in Bruno and then they said no at the end. Oh. Because they thought people would be able to recognize me. You were too famous. Yeah, Bruno had to be somebody that no one knew was more. Yeah, being too famous is a thing. People get. You can be too famous to work. Are you too famous? Sometimes. Yeah. You get recognized everywhere. Yeah. Do you go and. Well, people have said like, oh, he can't play a policeman. He's too famous. I'm like, wait. Wait. Really? Paul Newman played a cowboy. Fucking Paul Newman. Yeah. Do you go to the grocery store and people are like. What's a grocery store? Ah. He says, I have a private shop. Yeah. He doesn't know the word affordability. He's like Trump in that way. He doesn't know. Groceries is a new word. Robbo is just like Trump. In that way, he's like Trump. Exactly like Trump. Exactly like him. You know, I'm just like him. A lot of people like me a lot. Anyway, so the movie's out in theaters, right? We can go check it out. Yeah, right now. Today. You could go today. Nothing's preventing you. Wow. I'm going. By the way, look at the ad campaign. Great. Isn't that a good poster? Yeah. That's beautiful. It's so cool. They've done a really good job with this. It's amazing. I think that the playfulness of it being in middle school makes that it just like balances it out. It's so satiable. Yeah. The paper plane is demonic. That's crazy. That's what gives them the idea because they're doing West Side Story. I love it. And somebody has a paper plane and it hits one of the towers. I didn't even connect that. And the light bulb goes, that's the inciting. I didn't even put that connection. That's eye marketing. Yeah, that's the marketing. I'm telling you, it's insane. It's incredible. It's insane. I know the paper plane, though, doesn't look really like a paper plane, too. It also looks like the towers. Yeah. Look, it's actually the towers. Yeah. Well, I never knew that until just now. Oh, yeah. It's the two towers. That's crazy. That is crazy. Where's the seventh tower? The seventh? Seven. Okay, let's go. What do you mean? What do you mean? Is there a seventh tower? There's two. You thought there were the seven towers? No, no, no, no, no. This isn't The Hobbit. That's the Seven Kingdoms. This is not Snow White. Are you talking about dwarves? Tower seven. Tower seven. Yeah. Tower seven. Oh, tower seven. Not the seventh tower. The little tower that fell down. I thought that was the tenth, by the way. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it the tenth? Can you find out that tower, please? Sure. I'll Google that. Because if you're going to make a tower reference, I want it correct. It's got to be real. It's got to be real. It's got to be real. Wow. And then, wow. Did you read for that or no? So this little thing was literally made for nothing. And they lost all their financing the day before I came on. Get out of here. And so I was able to come on as a producer and also make sure that the movie got made. Because it wasn't going to get made. Wow. We made it for nothing. It's a little tiny little thing. Can I ask a question how that works for you as a producer? Does that mean you come in with the financing? Depends. Okay. It's usually it's a case of they need somebody in it that can make it have some sort of value, right? So they needed there was an actor who dropped out. I don't know who it is. I think I know, though. We'll bleep it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll bleep it. We'll bleep it. And so then the financiers are like, wow, you need, if he's not doing it, we're not. So they're like, well, how about "Oh, Rob," and they're like, "Oh, okay." - That's how it happened. - Wow. - That's so cool. - That's so cool. I was in a movie like that called Freaky Deaky. - Mmm, love that title. - Yeah, and it's the day before, same thing. - The way you said mmm, mmm, love that title. - Rob. - It's a little too revealing. - Rob is eating it up on this podcast. - No, truly, mmm, it is crazy. - Freaky Deaky, tell us about that. - I don't wanna talk about it now. - Oh, come on. - I refuse to talk, I'm not talking to you, Rob. - No, tell us. - All right, I will. Day before production, right? - Freaky Deaky. - All the financing went, I made a call and I go, "Is there anything I can do to help?" And they go, "It's over." Yeah, I don't have the Rob financial, I can't get anyone involved. I can't get the funding. I don't have that kind of, you know what I mean? It was over. I don't know where the money, how to get the money. I don't know who to call, like you do, you know what I mean? It said, they said, "It's fucking over." - Yeah, but what about me? - What about me? I wanna be in it, it's over, you know what I mean? - Did you try Matt TV? - You know Matt TV? - You know Matt TV? Yeah, I'm throwing you my credit, yeah. You know the one scene I did in "Harold and Cooma?" The one scene I did in "Harold and Cooma," no, that doesn't do nothing. Oh, what about this? I did the red carpet at the Emmys. I did that joke to William H. Macy. - Yeah, William H. Macy, I said that, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And he hated it. - Oh, he's a no. - Oh, you gotta tell him. - You got here, I played a click, when I was a kid. Don't do it. - You, yes. - No, no, no, no. - Don't do what, don't do what? - Nothing. - No, tell me what you'd say not to do. - No, I just didn't want you to say anything. You do what you. - No, no, no, tell me what you were about to do. - I said, "Rob." - Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Tell him what you said earlier. - No, I just, I'm gonna say it. - You should say it. - Okay, so I'm excited. - It was your joke. - Rob, what she's about to say. - Please don't judge the whole show. - Don't judge our show. - Or the Asians. - What she's about to say is so not funny. - It's so bad. - You can't, he might think it's funny. - No, you have to trigger-warn him. - Okay, go ahead, just go. - Okay, so he's like, "Rob Lowe's coming." And I was like, "I love Rob Lowe." And I don't actually remember, but I said, it's like, "Rob Tall." - Lowe and Tall. - That's it. - That's it, that's the joke. - You would say, "Hi." - You would say, "Hi." - You open for him? - I had to do it. I was sitting right there. - It's okay, Rob Tall. - Sitting right there. - That's your opener, Bobby. - It's Rob High, and it's not even funny. Even if you said, "Rob High." Can we go back to what we talked about earlier? - You're on the red carpet. - I was on the red carpet. - You interviewed people on the red carpet? - Yes, Rob. - That's amazing. - No, it's not. - No, it is amazing. - It's a hard thing to do. - You're crammed. - Oh, I would give anything to see you or to come across you. - You can. - Would you interview-- - Pull it up. - No, no, no, don't pull it up. - No, you can't pull it up. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you walk by at the red carpet, I was the guy, you would come visit me? - Fuck yes. - Yeah, you would. I know you would. - What are you wearing? - Oh, that's not what he did. - Suit. - Tell him the William H. - Okay, so-- - You gotta tell him what you said. - I'll tell you what I said. - What does the H stand for? I hope you ask him that. - Oh, that's what I've been getting. - No, I never ask that 'cause I'm not clever enough. - That would have been really great. - I'm not clever enough. I go, "How's your department stores going?" - And then Macy did one of those like-- - Not the piano click. - Then Macy did one of those, "Oh, yeah, the store." - Like, it's hard to find good people, right? - That's amazing. It's hard to find good people. - He like, "Yes, anded," but the subtext was, "Shut the fuck up." - That's really amazing. - That was the subtext. Like, you're a professional. Like, why don't you come here? - He was so quick. I was so embarrassed. - But he's a killer. - He's professional. - He's a killer. - One of the best actors ever. - He's a killer. Ever. - I'm not saying anything like that. - You wanna go after-- - He's a legend. - Yeah, no, I'm saying, but you wanna go after somebody who doesn't have any kind of game whatsoever. That would be worse. I don't wanna mention any names, but like William H. Macy-- - Macy is a fucking killer. - He's got all the game. - He is funny. - Rob, I know who has game, who doesn't have game, right? - Who doesn't have game? - Oh, no. - Give us one. - You're gonna put me in the corner like that? - Give us one. - What do you mean, game? - Well-- - Put me in the corner for something I don't understand. I don't even understand it. What do you mean, game? - You need to interview some really self-serious actor who would have answered like-- - Daniel Day-Lewis. - Exactly. - No, but I bet you he's surprisingly-- - He might play. - No, he gets it. - He might play. - He gets the joke. - Oh, he does. - He 100% does. - Yeah, but here's the problem with William H. Macy. It's so hacky. - That joke? - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what's great about it. - Okay. - That's what's great about it. - I didn't make a mistake. - No. - So for the last 22 years of my life, I've been laying in bed, ruminating. - I understand. - But I did that, right? Going, what a fucking loser. You should kill yourself. - No, it's the greatest 'cause it's so hacky. - Yeah. - Ah, okay, good. I feel better about it. - It's obvious. - So is mine okay, or? - Yours is also good. - Okay. - Really great actor. Great actor. - Rob, you don't have to lie. - No, it's okay. - Yeah, you don't have to lie. He goes, wait, wait, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, uh-uh. - Uh-uh. - Uh-uh. - Let me, yeah, let's move on. - Yeah, let's move on from it, yeah. - Have you ever had an embarrassing moment happen to you? - Ooh. - Had an embarrassing moment? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Dude, I fucking did a song and dance thing at the Oscars that is, they talk about it every time the Oscars come out. - Oh yeah, what was that? What was that? - You can pull that up. - I don't wanna pull it up. I don't wanna pull it up 'cause I love you so much. I wanna pull it up. - It's really bad. - I think I heard about it, but was it a Disney thing? What was it? - It was a Disney. - Yeah, that's what it was. - It was me singing, dancing with Snow White. - That's what it was, that's what it was. - It's really bad. - I remember that, yeah, yeah. - I thought it was gonna be funny. - It was funny to me. - I thought it was a funny goof, but people didn't. It's bad, it's cheesy and bad and bad. - But that's the point, right? - No. - Yeah, but people didn't like it. - Oh, they just didn't like it. - They didn't, oh. - I remember that, Rob. I didn't think that. I didn't blame you for that. - Here's my, thank you. Here's how, for years, it's been a thing. - I blame your agents. - Here we go. - We won't put music, just for context so we can keep it. - Okay, okay. - But you guys can keep talking. - Wait, this looks great. - It's pretty amazing. - Wait, is it the end already? - No, it's coming up. - Where's Snow White? See, this looks like Dancing with the Stars. - This looks amazing. - Oh, how fun. - This is the other musical. - The title of the video. - What year was this? - Now look at, those are all old Hollywood legends sitting there and they were supposed to be a part of it, but they're too old to move. So that's why they had to be put at tables. - There's Snow White. - And I don't know who this is. - The cutting is weird. - And they're bringing all these, who are really, really nice and they can, God bless them. - Look at them, yeah. - That's Roy Rogers. - That's Roy Rogers and Dale Evans. - Oh, wow. - Are people cheering? - I think it was probably pretty quiet in the audience. Vincent Price and somebody from- - I love that museum. - Right? - Is this your first time at the Oscars at this age or you've been a couple of times? - I have presented once before. - And she's an unknown, right? - Oh yeah, she played them on cruise ships and there's me. - Whoa. - And then I come over and I'm her date. - I'm gonna crush this. - And she's acting very, she can't believe that I'm, and I'm like, really snow? And then we're gonna do the worst- - Push pause for a second. - Yeah. - At this time, Rob, do you know it's not going well? - No, no, not yet. - Oh, you think it's going good right now? - I think it's going great. - Okay, good, good, please. - 'Cause there is a moment when I realize it's going badly. We're not there yet. - Okay. - So I come out and look, here come the waiters and they have microphones. Oh, for me? Look at me, I didn't know it was coming. And so it's "Proud Mary" is the song. - Oh, nice. - And they changed the lyrics. - Why can't we turn it up? I hear it. - So I wanna keep this on YouTube. - Oh, I see, okay, all right. - And the lyrics are really corny. She's like, "I used to work for Walt Disney, "making cartoons every night and day." Like, that's what it is. It's really bad. - Is it going bad now in your mind? - Not yet, but there's a point here. We're singing. ♪ Rollin' ♪ ♪ Keep the cameras rollin' ♪ ♪ Keep the cameras rollin' ♪ - Oh my God, that's so good. - Ready? - It goes on forever. At some point, I look out and I saw Barry Levinson, the great director. And this was the year "Rain Man" won every Oscar. And I looked out at him and boy, I'm selling it. I haven't seen this in a long time. I am selling the fuck out of it. That's why when I saw it, I'm like, "You're committing." - So committed. I looked out and I saw Barry Levinson and his mouth formed the phrase, "What the fuck?" - No. - Yeah. - That's incredible. - Yeah, as it says, not a bit. - That's incredible. - Incredible. - And then he went on to win 10 Oscars. But then the good news is after this is I went in and I, you know, like you have to be delusional. A little bit, particularly as a standup. If you bomb, you gotta be like, "Fuck it." It was whatever, right? - Not me. - Right? - Not guys like him and I. We go into ourselves. - Yeah. - Well, we like to punish ourselves. - We like to punish ourselves. - Yeah. - I agree. - Well, I went backstage and was like, "Fuck it." Whatever. And there was a woman there. It was the little green room. No one's there 'cause it's the beginning of the show. And this woman says, "Young man, I had no idea "you were such a fuck." fantastic singer and it was lucille ball that's good and i got to sit with lucy and watch the rest of the oscars and she liked it so fuck it that's awesome i love lucy look look at robert downey jr not happy wow they're not happy they're not happy go back oh i didn't know fucking this is when he started doing drugs wait this is when downey okay not happy he's doing drugs wait wait wait wait don't go yet but wait wait you're about to pan to the greatest song and dance man actor ever gregory hines where let's see what he has to say right here right there oh oh he hates it he was looking down hates it yeah hates it now that night i'd like to talk about the night yeah you go home right yes as one does yes why are you not here with me because i'm i'm honestly honestly i had a i i had a little bit of anxiety just now that was a little bit of anxiety i had a little bit of anxiety i had a little bit of anxiety i had a little bit of anxiety i had a little bit of anxiety i had a little bit of anxiety right yes as one does yes why are you not here with me because i'm honestly i'm honestly i had a we just did a whole bet on how bad that is oh i survived it right it was so good it's all good now right yeah rob it's all it's all good explain to me this though when the oscars come out this year and i'm not kidding they will bring this up it'll be in every it'll be in every fucking thing it'll be a list of all every year every fucking year is 35 years ago what do you mean they who's bringing it up the internet the machine the algorithm and they'll be well at least it's not as bad as rob's and it's like miss mojo's count in top 10 like worst oscar move moments oh no 100 and like i go wait a minute there's a guy who smacked the shit out of somebody in the oscars i'm the fucking problem wait wait he's you're number one before him yes i think no way that's number telling you that's number two you know what you got to do it again but better i should slap the shit out of you no we're doing the snow white thing again oh wouldn't you do it again i would do it again but i'm still white and i slapped the shit out of you yeah i'm snow white dude get your name out of my mouth whatever the fuck he was talking about do you think i could do you think i could sell snow white yeah easy what was he saying yeah look look keep your keep your wife i didn't understand the logic of it no i had to do the math when he was smacking the shit i was like keep her wait were you there what i bet he's i didn't know what he meant rob were you there no i wasn't oh my god i bet that was a crazy that would have been fucking it would have been worse than barry levinson going what the fuck no one gives a fuck about me right now no i was doing my snow white impression the whole time you guys were talking i did four snow white emotions four yeah yeah yeah i was like could i be a snow white completely ignored you guys went into your own conversation i still committed to my character gave you four different versions of snow white what's one thing you did oh wow that was really good that's good really fuck you guys i took a risk i took a fucking risk dude that was good no it wasn't that was you i liked it i hate you no i love what second one no no look at look at me and then get shy oh that's a good note let's go back yeah take your shirt off take your shirt actually both of you take your shit i'm gonna come up and be like cool oh i love this are we covered are we covered with rob this is good whoa this is your real this is your real move that chair this is going on is real wait this is a real scene okay you're back at that locker room this is my microphone yeah why do you need a mic no it looks like i'm going drinking no i don't need a prop okay i come over and then you get you look at me and get roshan turn away okay am i in a club you're looking out here you're you're saying you're yeah yeah you're not welcome here we go all right rolling and action now that's you that's how i mean you're back on rejecting me no you don't reject me no i was very shocked no no you get you get shy that's so wrong oh okay okay yeah since you're a director right now please don't touch me okay very touchy do not touch boundaries i'm sorry all right i'm sorry you're doing this production i'd like another a minute of dancing dig it out okay good yeah all right so sit down with the things and action you're waiting too long you've got to notice me i'm standing right here this is so awkward this is you're supposed to look away oh scene scene scene that was really good that wasn't good man we'll fix it in ai we have to cut that whole part out now that's the best part of the episode yeah that was a failure i failed we have so much good shit what this is gonna be a 10 hour and no no we're almost done i love it robbie we're why do you always want to leave here robbie we're doing good i think we're you did better than this time to the last time and you did good the last time i think we're doing great we're killing it i think you're a yearly fucking guy now i'm surely i'm happy about this and i will do yours hmm i will do yours we got a commitment i will do yours i'll tell you what happened okay you kept asking i was super busy but rob i will do yours and let's do it after my special comes out oh no before before before you'll be everywhere yeah yeah yeah so we'll schedule it okay what we're on we're gonna have fun yeah so is there is and your whole life is good my whole life i have i'm not everyone's healthy your son's my son's getting married my oldest son's getting married amazing amazing matthew um john owen owen low is prepping to direct his first movie that he wrote which is a buddy comedy um takes place in the in the rainforest wow it's really funny amazing um he's such a funny such a talented writer you gotta be proud of your kids dude i am i'm really proud of them they're killing it yeah they're doing great yeah they're doing they're liking because i know them adjacent from other people and it's like i just know they're like nice guys oh thank you thank you thank you my wife cheryl and i are great she's so fucking crazy and wonderful um that's awesome my i have a documentary coming out oh here we go let's plug another thing um it comes out on netflix november 24th it's about it's three years in the making they made it about my life and there's great shit in it great footage great stories it's it's really it turned out i mean it's no white in it it's no white is that in it that in it that has to be in it i think it has to be right it has to be in it i mean it's it's all it's it's warts and all you know yeah here's what i love about the snow white thing is um you're a guy that's embarrassing it would have destroyed most people i think that's how bad it is no no no it would have that's not what i'm saying that's not what i'm saying sure it's what you're saying it's absolutely not what i'm saying this is absolutely not what i'm saying you committed what else can you do that is true then commit know your lines yeah and just commit i mean deliver it and like you said right lucille ball oh do you want better okay so i do my so fast forward many better be jesus it's even better okay uh doing my podcast many years later sometimes i get to have rock stars that i love on it i have john fogarty creedens clearwater revival he hello wrote proud mary whoa and i said full circle i did a little thing once no to your song he goes oh the oscar things i thought it was great i said get the fuck out he goes no absolutely i said you know people hate it right he goes he goes oh no i i know i i thought it was really cool yeah whoa yeah i i never looked at that and said oh rob's you it's in your head no it's not it is a lot of these things yes it is a lot of these things we rumored it's not i mean if you google i'm not doing they used to have a thing called a uh what was it called there was a thing you could do to see how many times a phrase has oh no searched a bunch if you if you searched oscar embarrassing no it's hundreds of thousands of articles oh my god here's the other part of it though here's the other the other nuance that people don't understand is disney is the most litigious corporation what does litigious mean they will sue the fuck out oh fuck yeah if you do not have rights to their characters ah that makes the academy did not get the rights to snow white oh oh wow so the next day disney threatened to sue the academy so it became a whole thing another thing very yeah it was just not good it was in the news for a while it was it wouldn't go away we're talking about it now but you know what wait rob can i ask at that time you're obviously there because you were hot at that time what was the like he's hot now project no i know i know he's hot now no i know but like what was the project that was like big at that scene almost fire maybe yeah that's huge yeah yeah that would have been the era okay the hair looks the same that's why yeah a lot a lot of hair mousse in that clip you look better now oh well thank you don't you think yeah you look don't age insane it's crazy thank you we stopped looking at him like that what jealous yeah i'm sorry don't listen to these guys can you look at rob uh rob bob you like that no he's like i just cut your tour dates You want to work, bitch? I'm available. I'm available. You're too rough room Peter. I'm available Peter. You're too hard to follow You're too hard. You're too hard to follow Yeah, I can't have him open that's so me I would struggle every show why Because he's so much like me, but he's gay, too So it's an extra element on stage that he can use as a weapon your gayness is a weapon That came out wrong Like it's a pop pop. No, it's not power. You know what I'm saying is that it makes you more interesting Right, it makes you just you're just your level of performance. You're great. You're both the same It's just his type of comedy would just not do well anyway. Let's move on but yeah You have him in your podcast because he's because I can follow him here I'm here supporting. I love it. Yeah, that's why you're here. Yeah, yeah in a show though you go You feel like I'm not so you go Korean. I feel like I'm I'm attacking I think it's a Korean thing it's a it's a Korean home thing where you're gonna be at backstage and go I Have to kill I have to kill have to destroy my elder And it's gonna create a resentment. It's not true at all. She's white then we're getting it's not true at by the way It's white people. We are getting an anthropological Yeah, this is a dissertation moment fucking sick We're not saying anything. No, this is amazing. We're learning a lot anyway, Rob, you know I know you're going on a podcast tour to promote the movie I'm so glad you stopped by love coming here and we love to have you back. We love you so much and Congratulations on your success. Thank you. My friend and give Rob Lowe a round of applause go watch the movie out now musical Also, so great Rob check out the podcast literally with Rob Lowe Look at us. Look at look at how look at us Look at that cutesy I'm a couple I am a dog Bombola I do Looky looky Salaman We eat a book of honey. 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