Riyadh Comedy Fest, Schulz Street Fighter Stories, & The True Meaning of “6-7”

-What's up everybody and welcome to Flagrins. -We're back. You did it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Did a little comedy festival, "South Peace and the Middle East." I don't think it's a coincidence. -Communities had to go out there. We had to get it done. Give all the credit to Trump or Wiccaw or Kushner or whatever you want. We went out there. We negotiated with him, huh? -Got the deal done. Simple as that. -Light work. -Light work. And then we'll stand up while we're there. -I got to do some chuckles if we're going to negotiate, you know. -He's got to do a couple of chuckles, you know? Shout out to Flagrins, bro. We got the best fans in the world. Our fans can give a fly if we don't have to sound it. All the other podcasts, all these comedians crumbling, trembling. I love seeing these pussy mothers going on their little shows essentially. Well, but America's bad, too. Shut up, dork. -All these comedians terrified of their own audience. You can go perform for your fans wherever they are in the world. I will go perform for my fans wherever they are on the whole planet. -Okay. People don't decide where they're born, new idiots. -Even the Middle Eastern ones, though? -Maybe not them, they're beneath me. -But, like, maybe just the white countries. -Yeah. -That's what they're all saying, right? -How dare you perform in non-white countries that don't have the exact same rules as us. -Because what they're saying is you're taking money from the government. -Good. My fans get discount. -There you go. -You're welcome. Yeah. -You're welcome. -See, you're rather at charge of your press, people, full price? -The people, you think our press get full price? -It's just ridiculous. Honestly, you either have fans that have supported you. They also share your clips. They also watch your YouTube specials. They watch your Netflix specials. They do everything to give you the life of your dreams. -Yeah. -That's why I'm super grateful. So wherever the fuck they are in the world, I will go perform for them. I went to fucking Moscow, I went to Singapore. Can't you bubble-com in Singapore without them being Asian about it? [ Laughter ] -So, Tyler, if you talk about the emperor, you get thrown in jail. You don't want to do that. -You got to do that, shit. -Yeah. That's the fun part. -That's the fun part. So, yeah, this whole backlash is like, you don't need to explain it by, like, the bad things America has done. Like, I see all these people doing these mental gymnastics because they're, like, trying to just, but you have to justify shit. Do you have fans there? Go perform for them. -Yeah. -No fans around the world are beneath you performing for them for things out of their control. America is unique. We are the best. We have specific rules that are different than everywhere else. There's no free speech in Canada. There's no free speech in fucking England. They're locking up comedians over there. There are different levels to this, for sure. -Obviously. I'm not. You know, ignorant to that. But, like, the reality is, is like, there are people there that did not decide to be born there. You don't get to decide where you're fucking born. You also don't get to decide the rules of your government when there is a monarchy or a dictatorship. So, you don't punish those people for things completely out of their control when they've helped you live your fucking dreams. It's like absurd. I see people, "What America do the Native Americans?" Whatever it is. [ Laughter ] -It is that today, dude. -It's Columbus Day. -My boy. My boy. My boy. My boy. -My boy. My boy. -My boy. -I'm at the Chumash Casino. -Okay. -I put forward all there because, yeah, I'm going there doing jokes for them. -Do you know what I'm talking about? -When you cough, though. -Yeah, we're not talking about-- -Hey, don't be over there. -Did you do a Lamborghini? -Come on, of course. -Did you do it? -Hey, you better be careful with them blank as they give you. You don't want to pay back. -So, I don't sleep there. [ Laughter ] -We'll sleep at the Hilton. -So, I'll be. -I'll bring your own blanket. -Yo. [ Laughter ] -Yeah, the Lamborghini, I should have, I think, is disrespectful. I did joke about this. But it feels like we just rubbed it in. Like, when your girl performing these Native places, especially in Canada, they're like, "We'd like you to go out there and just acknowledge that this land used to be owned by the natives." And I was like, "What do you want me to do?" And they're like, "Yeah, you just go out there and say, "It used to be owned by the natives." And I'm like, "My boy, it seems like we're bragging if I do the best shit today." "It used to be ours, but now." -Yeah, that is crazy. -Yeah, it is wild. -Anyway, so, what have you guys seen with the battle? -Oh, buddy, I saw so many liberal white comics talking shit on us. First of all, we never been the truth to power guys. When Indian comics are getting thrown in jail, do you also have a fucking word? -Of course not. -I flew over there. I went to a fucking arm compound with a guy whose life was in danger. I did the interview. Did y'all do shit? Did y'all say anything? A fucking war breaks out. I'm still there. And I'm not saying I'm a good person. -But I'm saying-- -Be honest, though. -But I'm saying it really does. -I'm saying it really does. -You went to fucking Jersey, you grabbed a poo and job out of a tattoo. Let me ask you some questions. But, you're being Jersey more dangerous to whatever the guy's doing. -That's your point, you're right. -You're right. No disrespect to y'all. I'm saying if I shit and I know I shit, y'all ain't shit. That's the reason why we don't have any pushback. Barely any pushback is because we've never been the virtue signaling type. We've never been the ones out here. Like, there are people that are getting pushed back and like, based on some shit that they had said in the past, I kind of get it. It's like, I'll be honest. I'm gonna get it. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -You know, like Bert is getting on his pushback. And he's like, the first time I've seen his career, him not like, aware of why it's happening. -Yeah. -Like, as long as I'm on Cone, and again, it's a clip. So I don't want to take clips out of Contas, but he's like, all these people like sanctumonies, Constance, like. Bro, you did say to Beyoncé sold out for blood money. -Yeah. -For going to like an oil state. -Yeah. -And then you went to an oil state. So like, now, the criticism for that comes from other things. They're just using this as a tool of leverage against Symbi's. They're upset at him for other things. But they're not wrong that it's hypocritical to call Beyoncé one thing and then you go do the same thing. Also at the end of that clip, though, he goes, "But if I got the offer, maybe I'd do the same thing." -Exactly. So that's what they cut it out, like. -Oh, really? -Yeah, I'm almost positive. That's the clip I heard at the very end. He's like, "Yeah, but who knows if they gave me that, we'll see." -What the fuck? -That's the thing. It's like, believe me. Here's the thing that he has to kind of acknowledge that, but even beyond that, is all that shit talk about billionaires and how they shouldn't exist. -Well, that's the virtue signal thing. -Yeah. But Bill is so fucking rich. Who else is he going to rally against? It's like, once you become worth 50 million, the only people you can call assholes are billionaires. -Do you know what I mean? -He's like, rich, himself, out of people to complain about. -Yeah. -Yeah. -There's always your wife. -I love that. -I love that. -That's the people. -Well, because no matter how rich you get, she's still a little rich. -Yeah. -Yeah. -I can't talk shit about a black woman, though. -Exactly. -So you got to talk shit about fucking it. -Yeah. -Any time you're talking about Bezos, you know what he's really talking about. [ Laughter ] -I'm going to say you perform for your fans. Would you go to North Korea? -Tell you. If I have fans there, I'd go there. -You do now. -Bro, I thought about going before. -Before what? -Like, before this festival. -I thought about it. -Because I would watch those vice-documentaries where they went. -Yeah. -And this before I had like a family and shit, and I was like, wow, it would be really cool to see. Like, what is it over there? Is it all complete propagandized? Like, who is telling me the truth? -So if you think you get back safely, you would go anywhere. -Anywhere. -And I knew the weird-- -You did Russia to be fair to you. -Yeah, exactly. And the jokes about Putin. But it's like-- -And we did 9/11 jokes in Saudi. -That's the thing. It's like, I'm going to put out my set from Saudi, like at least part of my set from Saudi. And then just to show you that any rule on the list. -Yeah, it's a little wild. -It's fun. It's fun. -It's fun. It's fun. -Nobody cares. That's the thing. It's like, this like, oh, they give you rules or what you can't or can't say. Like, I've never once looked at those ever. Like, Doug tells me he goes, oh, I didn't look at it. -When we went to the UAE for the first time, went to Abu Dhabi. They probably had some shit. And I was like, I'm not even going to look at it. I'm just going to do whatever the fuck I want. But we've been to the Middle East and we've done the shows there. So we knew that it was going to be completely fine. There are comedians that one had never performed in the Middle East. So they probably had their preconceived notions about these audiences. They don't realize that they're all educated in the fucking states. They go to Tennessee State University, not just Harvard. Like, they go to like, real rural America. -Yeah. -They know all of our content. They don't have like, these huge entertainment complexes out there. They're not making a lot of their own shows. -The guy went to UT the same time as my cousin. -Exactly. -It was crazy. -Exactly. I mean, it didn't been a lot in, you know. -I spent some time in London. -Yeah. -Yeah. -I spent some time. I worked for the CIA. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. -You can say we can't, but we're going to. -Yeah. -And then you just deal with the repercussions at which are nothing. It's nothing ever. -Yeah. -But it's jokes. -You know what it is? It's people covering their asses there. -Yeah. -It's just like when you're like dealing with like a marketing campaign. You know, like let's say we have an advertisement for like a product on the show. The marketing people come and say, "Hey, can you not use curse words do it ever?" And then we go, "Just fucking let us do it the way we do it." And then the ad will go viral. And then the people from the company tell the marketing people they go, "Oh my God. That was amazing. Keep letting them do their own thing." -Yeah, yeah. -But everybody's just trying to cover their own ass. -Mm-hmm. -Simple as that. So it was just, but seeing people, seeing these comedians fucking tremble. It's like there is nothing worse than being an independent content creator. You go about it. You invest all your time into your own thing. You can say your own shit and then being imprisoned by your own audience. -Yeah. -Like I see these people imprisoned by their own audience terrified. You know, like, that there have been a canceled by the people that they create content for. -Yeah. -Just go work for CBS. Go work it on the Central. Like, if you're going to center yourself because out of fear from your own audience, like, one, does your audience even know you? Or did you glom onto an identity that they already had? And they're just there because you guys both agree. Like, we've been building this shit for fucking the decade almost. Like, these people know who we are. -Yeah. -That's why there's no backlash from us. -Yeah. -Because they actually know who we are. -Well, I think it's not virtuous, but, like, kind of thoughtful fun takes. Everybody gets these fucking jokes. And everybody doesn't just mean white countries that America gets along with. -Yeah. -Well, I think to that point, a lot of our audience is, like, either immigrants or kids of immigrants. And I think they're kind of, like, at least traveled in the sense that they know kind of how the rest of the world works. -Yeah. -So when they hear about, like, "Oh, a thing going on in a different country," they're like, "Oh, yeah, I can't understand the kind of, like, the local politics of how. " -So that's the thing when these fucking comics are, like, trying to be self-aware when they're shitting on us. They're like, "Just for the record, we didn't get an invite to the radio." -We know you didn't. -Yeah. -You can't perform outside of Brooklyn. -Exactly. -Right? -You do musical theatre crowd work. -Yeah. -Exactly. -It's not really, for some comedy isn't good. Why would they want to? I bet I didn't count the minorities on one hand. - What a sacrifice to not go to the festival you weren't invited to. - Yeah, they don't know you exist. It's not because you're a problem. It's not because you speak truth to power. It's because you speak truth to upper-middle-class white people and 10 minorities who want to fuck upper-middle-class white people. - Just patch yourselves on the back. - Yeah. - That's it. - Yeah. - Go to a Mark Marenchial, count the minorities. - Exactly. - I doubt you get to the second hand. - Yeah, where are those minorities you care so much about? (laughs) - You see that guy I've gotten is very funny though, because I was reading on Twitter. And it was like, man, why are these guys going, man? Don't they have enough money? And then someone commented to like, yeah, I'll caution Mark went too. And then the reply was, well, for Mark, it's probably life-changing. (laughs) - What the fuck? - But for him, I get it. (laughs) - Let me know what you mean. - Let me know what you mean. Let me know what you mean. - Yeah, no fuck every now and no money. - The reality is the money, and I can't speak for the medium tier, maybe the lower tier comedians on the festival. I don't know what they're making every weekend, and I don't know what they got at the festival. But the top tier got the same amount outside of Chappelle. But the top tier got the same amount. And if you're doing arenas in America, it takes you four days to do one show in Saudi. You have to fly from a whole day, you fly back for a whole day, maybe you want to get acclimated and know the culture. So bare minimum, it's three days, but probably four. If you do four shows in America, you'll make the same amount of money. If you're the top tier. So you're not doing it for the money. - Oh, what happened to four? I thought you'd do 40 shows in America. - Oh no. - I thought it was 40 shows. - Well, yeah, that's a different tier. - Yeah, it's a different tier comedian. - There's a lot of funny bonds on that line. (laughing) - There's anything wrong with them. I'll be there soon. I'll be in the phone. - That was a dummy shit, dude. That was a dumb ass shit. Like people like when the mesh agreed, and then tried to like walk it back. Like then I really thought about it. I had nothing to do with the internet backlash. Shit the fuck up, you will worry about getting censored by your own audience. And what is the point? It's like you talk about the censorship of the people over there. You're getting censored at home. You can't have an opinion as yours. You can't perform for your fans. There are people there who want to see you that like your material, but your own fans are censoring you. So you're like, "I can't perform with air because of the censorship." - The censorship? - 1,000% my set in Saudi was harder than any set I've been doing in America. In this tour, not even a question. I went harder there. - That's true. - And then they were like, "You repeatedly." - Put your hands in the sand. - Put your hands in the sand. - You look a lot of the jaw men. - All right, fair enough, fair enough. I was gonna make an India joke when I was like, "Maybe this ain't the time." - Yeah, we're coming to India. We're coming to every single country, man. There has fans that support us. Simple as that. And all these comedians right now, they're like drawing lines in the sand. Just keep in mind, like, you put it in the sand. - With your fingers. - Line's in the sand. - Yeah. - Just keep in mind, like, you set it now. And eventually, you're gonna do some movie that's backed by Qatar, backed by Saudi, or whatever it is. And then it's gonna come out. And we're gonna see if you pull out of your movie, you know? When David Cross does "Fuckin' Chipmunks 3," - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I mean, when you started this whole thing, got a TV show on Apple Plus. The fucking sweatshop kings. The cobalt minds. - The worst slavery conditions in human history, including US, and you're going to do a show for them. - We're just gonna go to the good slave parts. - Yeah, we're gonna do the talking parts. - They got air conditioning. - I didn't see more of the good slave parts. Shifty walked out. He said, "I'm gonna do a new job." - I didn't see the Indian Slaves that I kept talking about. They probably had him hidden. - Bro. - Yeah, that's how little Indian comic talk by Indian slavery bent to India. - That's insane. - India got, they're not slaves, but they're not slaves. - None of these people traveled. None of these people actually know the world. They know, they think they're educated because they go to other Western countries if they travel at all. It's like, you're not really getting a different culture. We live in a kind of Western monoculture where like, yeah, you go to France and it's fun, and it's nice, and the food is amazing, and don't come to your own. It's great, the buildings are cool, all that kind of stuff. But like, it's not that dissimilar from America. If you actually want to travel and experience different things, you're gonna experience some shit that you might not agree with. - Yeah. - That's the reality of the matter. And the world is complex, and you're gonna deal with those fucking complexities. But those fans of yours that did not decide to be born there, that do not have a say in the laws of their country. They're still your fans. They still really like you, and they still allow you to live your fucking dream. Like, you get to be a comedian for a fucking living, and then you just put in your foot down, not because of what's going on over there, but because your word, your own fans will cancel you. That's the softest, most fucking pussy coward shit I've ever seen. - Yeah, and we got, like you said, we got the greatest fans in the world. They, then with us through so much shit, you've also exhausted from cancellation. - Yeah, just like, come on. This is what you doing at 'em? - Yeah, not that one. - We're good, we have some fun. - It's so funny how different our timelines are, 'cause not a single person gave a fuck about this. (laughing) - Like, the only shit I heard was like, yo, how's the food and how to bitches? (laughing) - Cover it. - But the ones you could see? - Fuck it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You will feel, you will feel. - That is, that is though, I will say, that is something that they're gonna have to deal with. Like, when you come off the plane and the first girl you see is Mark called her a mailbox. (laughing) - Allegedly. - Allegedly. - Nah, stand on it, that shit was fine. - Well, put his passport on it. (laughing) - You thought he was trying to move in? - No, that's confusing. - That's not mine. - No, but that shit, that shit bro, yeah. That shit, I'll be honest, four Westerners, not gonna always be with myself, but I'll speak for everyone. That shit's a lot, bro. - It was jarring. - Like, jobbies? The ones where they're just faces cover here, that's kind of like, I think it's kind of cute. - Yeah, yeah. - Like I think it's kind of fire, it's like kind of like, yeah, there's something really nice about it. - Put a, put a club. - Then a cop, that shit, that gotta go and you gotta bring some Jack Daniels and then you guys are ready. We're trying to be very delicate. We were talking to one of the guys out there. We were like, yeah, so like, what's up with like, the woman like in the next cop, like in the, and he was, oh, the ninjas. (laughing) - Maybe making fun of them too. - Hold on, you can't call them that. - Yeah, he's like, yes, we'll be going. - We're going ninjas. 'Cause I never had been on dates with him, he's like, no, I hate the job. I don't get the ninjas. - Mark was talking to a comic that was in Ninja, and she had a really interesting perspective. Can you share what she was saying? - Oh yeah, she was like, I was, I was, she was like, I didn't wear it growing up. I didn't, like, I thought I was gonna be one of the girls, I was just like, keep my hair out, lived in Jeddah, very progressive. And then I went to college, ward in college. And then I was treated so well that I just decided to wear it all the time. She was like, I go to the grocery store, people let me skip in line. Like they accommodate me, people help me with stuff. She's like, I get treated like a princess. - It's nice to get treated in furrier. (laughing) For a girl, she's exhausted. Do you guys live in the front of the house? - Sexism. - She's like, she's exalted, dude. She's like, they call her Shaka, literally like princess. Like, Shake, oh. - Oh wow. - She's like, yeah, I get treated so well. - See how nice men will treat women when we can assume you're hot? (laughing) Like if we see you're ugly, then of course, you're not getting good treatment. But if you got in the cob, I'm like, oh, she's hiding something. - Yeah. - You know the girl that like a sweatshirt on, you could see some like, titty underneath, but you'll know. - That's in the cob for your face. (laughing) - I'm sorry. - I was thinking of, but they gotta do something. - I was starting to be able to tell which one's better. - Yeah. - Wait, we cracked the coat a little bit. - Yeah, no, that shit is very dumb. - You could tell, just find out. You could tell. - So I was staring when Shorty was eating, I saw Shorty eating pasta with that shit. She was like, who's going underneath? - No. - Yeah, I felt bad, but like, how am I not going to watch a ghost eat? (laughing) - I tried to be slick at the airport. - I put this girl's open as full in the cob, and I saw she had her photo ID on her, like, on a lanyard. - Oh, that's amazing. - And I was like, oh, let me take a little peek. So I looked down, just a heart over her face on the lanyard. - Damn it, man. - We were looking at this guy's dating app. He got hinge out there, whatever, like that. Definitely not ours. - A guy. (laughing) - And I was like, bro, I got to see, 'cause it's just like, how do you see the girls, or whatever? And like, I would say, 50% are covered in some way. Like, they put the phone in front of their face for the picture, et cetera. So dating out there is very brave, you could say. - Yeah. - Like, you know, it's like catfish. - Choose your own adventure, got it? - Yes. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I think I'm going to get nude. It's a mystery box. And we got the four spirits. - And you can't get drunk enough to fuck the ugly ones. - Oh. - Damn, that's a good point. (laughing) - That's a good point. - That's an honest read. They fucking uggs, so bad. (laughing) No, they don't fuck them. I mean, how do they do now? There's like a sexual revolution going on over there. - Really? - Yeah. This guy was telling me, like, now that shit is opening up, what they'll do is they'll, like, meet chicks, they'll air B and B, and then they go smash. 'Cause what they would all do is they would go to London the fuck. 'Cause like, you basically, like, everybody leaves and nobody's looking, and then they just fuck each other and London, and then they come back, and then pretend that they weren't. - But they only do them, like, anal and low jobs, and shit, right? - Yeah, like, like, students. - Yeah. - Nah, but I thought they, the husband wants to make sure that the hymen still in shit. - You know why you tested it? - Those are ketchup, bro. - Yeah, no. - No, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, dude, come on, you need to talk about it. What, what, what? - How do you even know what a hymen is? - I broke a few. (laughing) - How do you broke a hymen's? Really? What's the feeling? - Man. - You talking about my wife's is still pristine. (laughing) - I'm not, I'm not that shit is flawless, mid-condition. (laughing) - Fucking Michael Jordan rookie card. (laughing) - No, Chris. - Dead stock. (laughing) - Dead stock. (laughing) - You gonna get that shit outta there? You need to put the extendo, bro. (laughing) - Oh, that's funny. - You broke a few hymen's, that's why you even sprained one. (laughing) Guys, it's there. Peace. - What are some people saying, bro? - Let's just spell some rumors. First of all, they think women can't drive. Women can drive. One of them crashing our car. - This is so funny. - This is some real shit, though, this is real shit. So, without the women of driving, they give all the women Chinese cars because they're the cheapest car and they assume that they're gonna get into an accident. So, if you see Chinese cars on the road, that's women driving. - That's how it is here also. - You see a Chinese person. - Mark, what are you feeling right now? - Mark, what you need to do is put your foot down on it. Mark, what you need to do, you need to put your foot down on it. (all laughing) - Wait, I'm fenced out, I'm fenced out, I'm fenced out. - I need to be more outwardly racing. - Yeah, exactly. - To make that work. - Yeah, exactly. - Should put my foot down. - No, I don't think we're gonna give all the women Tesla's because it drives us so. - That'd be lit. - That'd be lit. - Smart, anyway. - Damn, Mark rubbed off on me. - So, I'm what? - You gotta put your foot down. - You shouldn't put your foot down. - I'm like an Asian traffic. - I'm gonna put that shit all over Mark again. - Come on guys, we can't blame bombing residue. And if it was, it's probably from Saudi. - Damn, what? - Damn, what's so creepy? - It was a long setup. - All right. - I'm coming, I'm coming. - You're moving. - Stay with me. - How about them Jews? (all laughing) - What about them Jews? (all laughing) - How about them Jews? (all laughing) - Yeah, they were the couple of princes that came to the show afterwards, bro. And we were taking a pic, and we were like, had some of the producers of the festival, I guess, and the pic. And they got out of the pic for the princes. - Yeah. - Right? - And I just assumed it was like, they didn't want to take a picture with Jews or something like that. (all laughing) - In reality, they just wanted to take a picture with us to perform. - Yeah. - But my first one was like, oh, yeah, they can't be in a picture with the message about the different medicalizations. Turned out, one of them wasn't even Jewish. (all laughing) Oh, fuck. - Yeah. - Anyway, so what other, any other backlash? Before we put this shit to bed, everybody faked caring about it. I will say this though, like, I feel bad for Jessica Kiersten. - Yeah. - I feel bad for Jessica, 'cause Jessica went to, Jessica is a gay woman. - Yep. - Jewish. Went there of a comedian. - So funny. - Performed, hilarious, so fucking funny. Performed, apparently crushed. - Yeah. - Like standing ovation, like, and like, edgy, and like, did her fucking thing. And then there was a lot of backlash. And a lot, we don't know what is a lot. Like, the internet, it all feels hot when you're in it. - And so, what she did, she like donated the money that she made to a charity or something like that, which like-- - That sucks that she had to do that. You know what I mean? Like, she did something that you could actually look at as like, super progressive. And, you know, as moving things forward in a place would maybe isn't where we want it. - 1,000% does that. - Exactly. - Now, and then, she's the one that actually gets punished for it. - Yeah. - Which sucks. Now, what I will say though, is like-- - How'd she get punished? - Say again? - How'd she get punished? - She got to give up the money. - She don't have to. - Well, she did give up the money. - Yeah, that's good. - That's karma. - Yeah, it's karma for it. - That's a good thing. Two good things came about it. - Keep that shit, man. - Keep that fucking shit. - Who should donate to? That's important. 'Cause it's got to be a charity that's worthwhile. Human rights campaign. - And then, apparently, the human rights charity refused the money. 'Cause it came from Saudi or something like that. It's like, you know, you want to fix it or not. Like, what are we doing here? Like, some money's dirty. Get out of here. So, but I think what's happened with a lot of his communists, they're a lot of communists that, especially in like the Jessica's world, but like Jessica was doing comedy for probably like 20 years. - Everybody's the funniest comic you hadn't heard of. - Always the funniest comic you haven't heard of. She's like, so hilarious. Everybody thinks she's fucking hilarious. And then, recently, like, posting clips and like, posting stuff on YouTube, has she's been able to amass an audience. So, for the first time in her career, she gets, like, perform and do theaters and make money. And she's still at that level where she's like, "I'm an unsung hero." So, it's like the most euphoric time in comedy, where like, you're the next thing, and everybody is right in for you, and you are everybody's best kept secret, and it's just incredible. And there's no backlash, because you haven't like, transcended into the pop culture conversation. And when you do transcended into the pop culture conversation, you know, you're part of every fucking headline, and people can use you for clicks and views, and throw you every fucking thumbnail like they do with us. And like, there's benefits of it, because you can make tons of money, you can go perform in arenas, you can do everything you ever dreamed of, but there are costs to it, and that's just as what it is. Once you enter that level, you're aware of the social media economy. You're aware that, like, there's backlash for something for two weeks, then people are fake angry about another thing, and then they're fake angry about another thing, and they just move on. But if you've never experienced that at all, which I think a lot of the comics on this, never experience, like the internet coming from them for them, I think that knee-jerk reaction was, "Oh my God, I gotta fix this," or else my whole career, everything I worked for for the past 20 years is gonna go away. And had they been through some back lashes in their life, they probably would have been like, "Ah, this shit is gonna blow over. Nobody's gonna give a fucking two weeks." Which they won't. Yeah. No. It's already kind of blown over, right? That's the thing. That's the best Chris Rockwood. He's like, "If you're ever in public scrutiny, put your head down for two weeks, and if there's still something going on, then address it." Then address it. Yeah. Well, I think that's a good rule of thumb. If people are mad at you, just give it two weeks. Just give it two weeks, man. It feels like a long two weeks. It's a long two weeks. I will say though, this is like, if there's any, like the backlash to this isn't about the country of Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it's attached to it. But I think that like the personal accountability we can have is like, when we had politicians on the pod, we thrust ourselves into the political discourse. And the political discourse is a zero-sum game. Yeah, this is nasty. It's nasty. It is about power. And when power is involved, it's either good or evil. And any possibility you have, any situation where you can mud sling against your perceived opposition, you take advantage of it. So us thrusting ourselves into the political conversation and a lot of these comics being like tangentially related to comedy and podcasting, comedy and podcasting, kind of like became one thing. They saw an opportunity to point out hypocrisy in this moment right here. And that's something we could take accountability for. That's something we got to go, OK, if we have politicians on the pod, we have to know that there are people who their entire identity is politics. And any moment they can to point a finger and to mud sling and to dehumanize, they will take advantage of that. So I feel like that's on us for that. Yeah. But in terms of people actually caring about this, they don't. They just care about whatever they already were feeling. You were already frustrated, but frustrated by it, just using this. And then, yeah, we were easy to blame for Trump's election or whatever upset you. And even if we might have swung some people, like a lot of people like that, no, those guys, they he wouldn't want to win for those guys. Now, I will say that being said, we've received almost no criticism. That friend is in shambles. That comment section is crazy. All Bobby did is went there and showed his dick. Yeah. He did an accent and then they came back. It's not that crazy. Yeah, it's progressive. Show your dick to Dino. Do the accent and then you come home. That's what it is. That's so funny, dude. Yeah. Well, look, we got the best fans. There's true. We have the best fans on earth. And we will perform for you wherever. Where are the fuck you are? The amount of people that just DM me afterwards. Like, dude, thanks so much for giving us a chance. Yeah. Like, that was awesome. Like, from Saudi, being like, I've waited my whole life to come see you guys. Like, I want to come to New York. I couldn't make it. I got to actually see you in my own city. You blew my mind. That was the best part. Like, hearing from the people there and how thankful they are just to be able to see these performances. Like, that's what they were. And they weren't all fucking princes in government people. Yeah. It was like locals. And talking to locals, they seem pretty happy in terms of like the way things have progressed in the past 10 years. They're like 10 years ago. This shit was not good. Not good. Now things are great. I thought it was fire. I thought Riyadh was awesome. I thought it was better in Dubai. That was a great city. I might take wifey next month. We're going to Dubai, but I might stop over Riyadh. Yeah. That was my first time in both places. I don't really care for Dubai that much. So yeah, Dubai is like what I was what I was saying was a shout out everybody came out to the shows. The show in Dubai as well. Like the people are cool. The locals, but it's not many locals. They yeah, the locals like in UA, I think the local population is like 10%. Oh, so it's a lot of expats like by design. And then Dubai is this very futuristic city that doesn't feel like it has this like real like historic authentic cool. It feels like you're in Miami or Las Vegas or Singapore. You go to Abu Dhabi. You feel that. I want to go there. Yeah. Abu Dhabi, you will feel much more like the authenticity. And they are like designed the building specifically around it. Like they want to give you that feel. And I think Dubai is like, hey, we're going to be the city of the future. And we're just going to lean into that. But what you lose is the past, which is why we travel to places. Yeah. Like I don't travel to Rome to see the new buildings. Yeah. You know, I don't travel to Paris to see the new, you know, business center. Yeah. Like the reason why we travel is you to either avoid taxes in Dubai. Or to like see that old authentic shit that is so incredible. Like we went to Morocco. We like stayed in the fucking Shuk. Yeah. We could have stayed at some like fancy hotel outside of it. No, I love Riyadh because you're in the fancy hotel, but they make it look like that. That's mine. That's mine. Like, oh, he really got both parts of the vendor in there. Yeah. Oh, it feels authentic. But not. I go to India when I want authentic. And that's good enough. - And now I give you some nice shit. Let me just say, Regis then feels like in the middle. Yeah, my friend who lives in Dubai is like if you go to Dubai you need to have a local to show you the actual stuff Yeah, it's like you come to New York and you go to Times Square and you're like yeah, New York kind of sucks It's like you need an actual person like show you the outer burrows and the cool restaurants. It's a good. Yeah, we went to We went to the the old quarter or whatever it is the old Dubai so like where? The creek where like the city started it was like this pearl diving I don't want to talk about the pearl diving Yeah But but like so we went there we walked around and then you got a sense of it at least and like that was cool And as I was telling the guys and we were just a obs was a comedian out there He was great. I'll leave the legend. Yeah, I'll leave was walk us around I was like yeah, this is what I want to see more of like give us something of this like I don't want to go to the fucking the Hyatt, yeah, you know like and either the restaurant that we have back home. Yeah, I want to go here and eat some local shit Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean that flight to Riyadh is very authentic. Oh my god They have no AC in economy Nice flight this was so election they walked out of there like it was a bombshell They said all the text coming back and forth like what's going on? They come up to tell what the guy did next the guy sit next to you Oh, I'm I'm sitting here the guys behind me. Yeah, just cousin from me my least favorite thing on a plane takes his stuff out of the upper Compartment just a plastic bag puts it on my lap. Well, I'm sitting It's off the plane puts it on I was like The bag was just as close that was a suitcase. Yeah, I was just a windixon bag full of big big So they were saying there was no AC first class was so full. I got a blanket I didn't even know that there was a smell until we landed when we landed Hands went up oh to get the bag Oh This is just a few of these things like yeah, the immediate reaction when there's this festival is like they're trying to whitewash their country with colony and it's like Sure, I'm sure they're trying to welcome Western people to this country 100% but like there is a little bit of a that's maybe like We like comedy We enjoy comedy we enjoy wwe we enjoy boxing like what a nice thing to do for your people is to bring a thing they enjoy And there are people that are in the west of America that could not conceive That the government or whoever is involved might be wanting to put on a show for the people You know, they like in New York when we get an Afro beats festival or something like that people aren't going They're trying to African eyes America. Well, I think some people Like the people there have no interest at all and that this is only a tool of marketing and not something that they might enjoy because they consume comedy Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they loved it. It was fun awesome. Yeah, it was cool It was very cool. Travel and doing comedy with your boys. It was better. Nothing better What a crazy thing. Well, I've made you what I be whatever 18 years ago and then 18 years later We're in the fucking Middle East doing a comedy show getting standing ovations like what a cool thing Well, every other comic is getting roasted. We're just having the time of our life. Yeah, you know the joke I did a joke headline I'm going to post it on YouTube. It's a great openness. Shout-out to all You gotta watch out do this shit at the end of the video. This is killing me. So After the show we all bring we bring out a lot of you guys do one joke Right because originally when we were doing flavor live, we were gonna do like a podcast portion at the end Yeah, and we tried to do that. She didn't do buy and that shit was ass That's also they changed the rules on this like last minute Yeah, last minute. They're like you can't be on stage unless you have like permission and all this other stuff So we're like sound release forms or whatever. Yeah, it was just too difficult because what we wanted to do is like bring people from the audience up And have them involved in some things that the guys were cooking up and it was gonna be very cool So anyway, so when we go to Saudi we're like all right Well, we got to find something we'll just do stand-up and then we'll have Al coming through a joke So Al comes does a joke joke fucking kills murdered Al does the funniest thing at right before we leave right to be fair Let me go out a little bit to be fair Well, you'll see though. You'll see Al blank the joke immediately that I couldn't have up there But then he remembered and so Al goes he does a joke We're gonna thank you guys so much. Appreciate you having us and you can hear Al I watch the video bit Al goes Al goes That's my top Remember when I did W.W. Raw. Yeah, I just got my ass dragged in the ring afterwards. I stood on the Right there you got to take it. Exactly. I told the joke and then went How tired was it to get that pop that it was awesome. He got a big I see what you guys why you guys are fucking psycho and go out there every single night and do that That was awesome. There's an awesome feeling, but whoo, it's Fire. Oh, fuck damn. I forgot to his name, but I actually got that in Dubai. It was a dude that a local guy Yeah, he was like a local designer Yeah, yeah, and you put that together for me Oh, I'll tag. I'm sorry about that. I forgot you knew that. That's fucked up suit. That's not for Al Have you had a guess? What do you think of what's that? Come on boy say like anyway, any other discussions about Any other discussions about the fest? Sadie fest? Nah Mark Maranuey shit You know it not just him a lot of these comedians ain't shit Like I've been seeing a lot of comedians like trying to like separate themselves from Austin lately. Have you seen this? Yeah, yeah, I've seen a lot of these comedians like really trying to create distance from Austin like what's happening at Austin a lot of comedians that like Used Joe and his millions of followers to boost their careers that went on there to promote their specials that Performed at the club like really used Joe's power and influence that he was very generous to give them and all the sudden There's like a little internet backlash post-election and they're trying to blame the manosphere for the election Not the fact that they ran a fucking dead guy and a woman that can't talk They know no, that's true. She can't and it's like and now I see these comics like kind of vocally Talk and shit that they would talk to all this shit by the way behind closed doors because it's what comics do but like Real like rat weasel shit because you let this guy enrich you you let you used him for his followers And now you see a situation where like they're getting backlash and instead you pile on for self-salvation Yeah, not get your boys back and refute some of the rumors that exist on the internet Yeah, there's a lot of fucking weasels in his business and it's good. I like to see it I want everybody to know because they're gonna get canceled for some shit in the future They're gonna not live up to the purity test and Joe is the type of guy that he would have had your back He would have had you on the biggest platform in the world to explain yourself. He would have given you that opportunity But now, you know, you're showing who you really are so you know what the joy of the bed you made You know what they're just still might. He's so fucking nice He's still might you care and he knows that people are flawed. I guess but like not that's a that's my guy. I'm never gonna fucking Not never. I never I never pile on against him. That's a real motherfucker right there Also comedy scenes are comedy scenes like Brooklyn was the most annoying comedy scene Yeah, probably still is. I don't need to perform anymore. Luckily, but like it was a fucking worst comedy. He's right here Like all the comics and whatever it's like listen to the majority of comics at a comedy club suck They do I go to the seller of rule my eyes at half of these motherfuckers before I got to go on and mop up the bombs that they fucking Okay, this idea that they're all good, but what we're not what we're not gonna do is pretend like there aren't fantastic comics there as well Yeah, okay, Shane is fantastic. Yeah, they're posting is fantastic Brian Simpson is fantastic Okay, maybe they don't have the density that we have in New York right now, okay? But the same time like to dispel the entire scene because now Joe can no longer do something for you Bertone can no longer do something for you because that's what it really comes down when going on Joe Rogan made you a millionaire for six years in a row So, all these comics were fucking quiet. They were complimentary. They were being. so sweet because they wanted to get in. Now that going on, Joe Rogan once doesn't automatically give you a career. And now that Killtoni is focused on more like character-based people, now they no longer see their salvation in these two people. So now they're having these honest conversations. Oh, they're saying the R word a lot. Shut up, retard. I'm seeing these conversations just so tooth-faced snake weasels, little rats. And this is kind of who they are, though, to be honest. These are the conversations they have in private and then they kind of change face. So maybe it's even better that they're finally have the balls to be authentic. I mean, look, let's be honest, if you're a stand-up, you have a void. There's something going on in here. Some of us, I hope I'm the one of them, tries to work on it and still be a better person while chasing this thing. And some of them, it's just an endless void and they're just going to keep chasing and keep betraying and keeping being whatever. I just think it's so corny. You use someone to enrich yourself in the second they're going through something. You immediately abandon them. And then you could see nothing. Yeah. Yeah. But you have to add, now you have to say something. You have to have a word. It's like, yeah, okay. Well, now we know who you are, even though we always knew now everybody knows who you are. And your fans probably know some of them. I'm surprised by really some of them. I'm like, I thought you were a stand-up dude, man. I thought you were a stand-up fucking guy. And you were not. Yeah, that is the epitome of a what's changed because I feel like they don't see their salvation in him. Comics are loyal to their salvation. Sorry. What do you can? What do you say? It's like I feel like when Rogan was in LA, it was everybody got along. It was really Kumbaya in the comedy scene. Like no one really attacked other comics, even if they disagreed with them. What has changed? This is my opinion. Everything trickles down, right? So it's like when the only way to make it was be on Comedy Central, all these comics that we see now were doing knock-knock jokes, hoping to get a special on Comedy Central, right? So you basically gravitate towards what your salvation is. Most people do. Most comics do. Joe Rogan was the way to make it for a there like a six or seven year stretch. It was like you went on Rogan. I saw it happen to me. Like going on Rogan life changed immediately, right? And when that was the case, all these comics were real fucking quiet. Nobody said a peep. No one said, and if they disagreed with something, they were just silent. Now going on Rogan once isn't going to immediately change your career. Yeah, I remember you said you went from comedy clubs to theaters. I went a few years later. I went from comedy clubs to more people in a comedy club. But like, and then what happened is I think a lot of comics saw like Kill Tony being the way to make it, right? So nobody was going to talk shit about Rogan, and nobody was going to talk shit about Tony. And now you see Kill Tony and the people that really exposed from there are like more character based, right? So then comics go, okay, well, I can't make it immediately off of Rogan. I can't make it immediately off Tony. I guess I'll sandbag these motherfuckers while the internet is coming after them. I think that's what it is. I think it's purely where is my salvation. And now they see their salvation as like, oh, I'm going to separate myself from the manosphere because there's so much criticism on the internet. And it's like, no, that's the time where you should lean into the people who helped you. That's the time where you should be a good solid friend. That's time where you should refute fake narratives about someone who helps you when you offered nothing to him. All these people that went on Rogan, they offered nothing to Rogan. He literally gave them a platform and milled the biggest platform on the planet. Millions of people that can go come out to your shows. You made millions of dollars off this guy. And now you're going to fucking sandbag him. Let other people come on your show to fucking talk shit about him. That is the, yeah, you don't want that motherfucker in a fox hole. Put it that way. And people know that. People know that at their core. Like your fans might support you right now, but they know you're a rat. And, you know, and your time is going to come and then nobody's going to be there to help you. This is how you describe comedy before Rogan. Like when you were coming up, like he would always talk about like, dude, like these comics are just so fucking self is done. And I was like, come on, it's not, they're not that bad. You know, Rogan organized the whole shit. He was benevolent. He helped. So everybody else was like, maybe that's the way to do it. We should all help. And the second they stopped seeing him as the one and only salvation for their career. They're like, okay, we go back to this shit on everybody mercilessly. And now you see all these little fractures and everybody ripping people in different ways. And then comedians having other comedians on their podcasts. And then forgetting how to riff. Oh, that fucking drove me crazy. It's like, oh, all of a sudden, I don't know how to riff. Now your premise is offensive to me. Yeah, oh, my god. You're just using a word. Used to be on a podcast that was like known for riffing about the most fucked up shit. Yup. And now all of a sudden, it's like, oh, I don't know how to do comedy. Oh, I don't know what. Yeah. What? What are you saying? Why don't you understand what you're, so here's what you're trying to say. No, I'm trying to say it's a joke. Let me say the crazy thing and then let me land. It's funny. New white comics is like black comics. And then the whole ecosystem. You know what? I also think that you see an LA New York comedy thing. Like in your comics, shit on LA. Yeah. That was it. And LA was kind of jealous. Whatever. Now there's a third scene that they can both just hate. So they're all like, oh, you know what? Fuck, and LA is like, he's not on us. For me and dog shit comics. Fuck those guys. They're hateful. All right, buddy. He didn't open your hands like that. Go ahead. You suck too. Don't think that you stayed in LA and didn't go to Austin. Somehow you're a better comic. You still do this. You suck. Yo, you make a balloon animals. What is this comedy? I'm sure of all. What would you do? What would you do? We're quiet for a bit. We're here. Now I'm done. Mark Marin come on this pile. Let me chop you up. You asked you ask him to come on, but he would never come on. No, I asked him nicely. Now come on. I'll chop you up like you Jamal Koschoki. Come on, bro. Come to the embassy. Yeah. Come to the embassy, Mark. You don't even go to the embassy. Show's gonna sit down if you're intimidated by the word. I got you. That is. I know you're probably not used to talking to people of color at your shows, but just come talk to one. And then we'll handle it. Mark Marin acting like he didn't also have a president on his podcast. Oh, well, I'm sure he asked him all about the right people. I'm sure he asked him about drone strikes. I'm sure you just have all the condolences. Get the fuck out of here. I just had him back on. You did the same thing. Did he really? I think so. He just had a ball on like, they did the same thing, bro. You did the same exact thing. You might also get a fat check this, but I've heard Mark Marin hasn't had a single trans person on his podcast. Oh my god. Those people he cares so deeply about. He's even doing this pod. Marin don't care about nobody but himself. And anybody inside of comedy knows this. It's the people outside of comedy. They're like unaware of it. Yeah, but like, what was the whole shit with John Stewart? Oh, yeah. They had a fun. So let's have fun. He was talking shit because he'd been going on every pod talking shit. John Stewart and Mark Marin in New York decades ago were like comedy purists hated all kinds of shit. Like they were like we love stand up. We love this. John Stewart gets a job with MTV hosting a show. Mark Marin is like, fuck you. Like to his face. How fucking dare you take that? You fucking sell out. You fucking chill. Fuck you makes John feels so bad about it affects their relationship. John ends up leaving the show for whatever reason. I don't remember if it was a moral thing or he had no opportunity to do like I got a better opportunity. Yeah. Guess who takes over that show? No. Mark fucking Marin. Not marked the principles. Oh, Mark, the principal guy. And then he tried to act like nothing happened with John. John was like, no, no, no, you fuck you. You don't get to be my friend after that. Fuck you. Then decades later, they try to chop it up or they try to patch it up. And John is like, Mark is like, hey, I would love for you to come on the podcast and talk about this. John is like, look, if you want to mend the friendship I'm open to it, but I'm not doing it to give you podcast stuff. Like let's just talk in person and we'll have it out. Mark Marin never contacts him again. Exactly. It's in a content. But it's like, and I understand why outsiders wouldn't know this about him, but like anybody on the inside knows. What's that fellow? Welcome back. Welcome back. Yeah. I feel free. We haven't had a boy's absence before we went to Australia. Yeah. It's been a minute. Yeah, we've been talking to you. We haven't been talking to people about Australia. Yeah, Australia is fun, dude. Good quality of life. Really? Yeah. Like why? What makes it good quality? There's a cheap shit to do that is really fun. Like that they have access to the beach. The weather is amazing and you can go to the beach and there's nothing more luxurious than the beach, right? Like people spend fucking hundreds of thousands dollars to stay at nice resorts that are on beaches. And it's like every single day we take your kid down to that fucking beach. You see the most beautiful beach you've ever seen and they're just littered with them. They're all over the place. So you can have this like really amazing like luxurious quality of life for very little. And they got all the same issues we got here in terms of like rent being crazy and like lack of opportunity and all this other stuff. But at the end of the day, like, you know, they have, you see tons of young people with kids. You just, it was just awesome. Yeah. Name some more things because the beach is everywhere. I'm like, well, I'm like, I'm not fucking Jones Beach. Florida, Callie, we got nice beaches. No, I think it's fair. For me, that's what I saw. Like, I don't get to every day, like, go down to the beach with my daughter. That was a thing too, which is like, I got to do a lot of family time. Oh, yeah. So like, my schedule was like, we wake up, we have breakfast, we hang out, I go back home for that time. Probably a nice thing about being a movie is you're not, the travel is one place. So they come with you and then you're there. Exactly. I'm not going away every weekend to fly in this. Like, every day we're together. I'm reading books to my daughter. Sleep every single night. And it's like, and I'm sure I'm saying this is most people listening or like, yeah, I do that with my kid all the time. I just didn't get to. We're gone three, four days a week. Yeah. So like, it was, that was awesome. And, um, yeah, it was just, yeah, it was just fantastic. I feel like people are not as stressed politically. do they're so unaffected by anything, like they're so removed, they're kind of like Americans like in that way, like we are really political about the shit that's happening here. I'm sure they are, but like we're detached from like what's happening in Europe. We're detached from what's happening in the Middle East, like it's just not, we care, but it also isn't going to affect us. They're that times 10 because there ain't even even land to walk to them. Yeah. Like if you got there illegally, you work for that. So they're just detached from everything, kind of like living in their own little bubble and it allows them to have a pretty like stress-free life. You know, it's a, let's get paid for by the Australian government. Yeah. That's because of Schill. That was Schill for us. Yeah. You guys are Schill, dude. Dude, that Koala money. Now we're going to be non-stop. Also the fucking, the movie, the movie was, the movie was far, the movie was like, this shit is going to surprise people, man. I mean, just the cast alone, I've tons of faith. Yeah, it was, but it's just like making it, they should give me faith in acting. Like, I used to never like acting. I was like, this shit is boring as hell. And it shot out to the director, Katal, and the producers as well, like Kale and Jay. And it was like, it was super collaborative. It was like, shit would be on the page. And then we would all come together and be like, okay, what can we make this? What would the character do? And a lot of times directors had these like massive egos where it's like, you can't infiltrate that at all. And it's almost like you need that in order to control 275 people every single day to get what you need. But this shit was super collaborative. Like he would let us play, give us our thoughts on what the character would do. Like we've changed certain things about it, like no ego, but he also knew where the movie was going. It's a type of thing. So like, and it was just, it was fun. Like I would look forward to it. And I'd never do that with that. Wow. Like I was like, oh, I'm excited about this scene. I'm like, texting the directors and the actors about, yeah, can we rehearse this? What if we did this for this scene? Like it was, yeah, it was far. That's awesome. How's your fighting skills, can you? I just get my ass kicked over the edge. All right. That's my role. It's going to be my ass. That's actually perfect. Yeah. That's what you want. Yeah. You beating up anybody. Even though you box people, like, what the fuck is this? No. And it's just, yeah, it's, it's also like, I have a different respect for like action stars. Ah. Like the guy Noah, who's the star of the movie, he plays Ken. Like this guy. He's a Latino. Sentinels. Sentinels. And like he ate literally, like, I don't know, like something, he ate steak four times a day and like four eggs every time he ate the steak and he ate that for six months. Wow. And every single meal. And that's all he ate. And he, when he would film, he's working out the entire day to keep the pump so it looks good on camera. Wow. And I was like, I don't got that. It doesn't suit you. I'm more of a mom calm. I'm the fat friend. I'm a mom calm. I saw that shirt. I stopped working out. I got, I got more shape there because I'd be in every scene with this motherfucker, right? And his buff and I'd be looking at my arms on camera afterwards and I'm like, I'm dumb working out. I'm on the other way. Yeah. Jokes position is funny. Yeah. And you get beat up. So why are you going to be in good shape? I'm going to move on with my waist and muscles. But I saw that shirt. I was like, that is like, that is dedicated. Like what Rambo must have done to look like that? Yeah. Or steroids is shit. Yeah. I kept telling Noah. I was like, it'll take steroids. No, I got to do. I'm like, fuck that. Take steroids. Eat Rice Krispie's treats. So whatever. Like. I mean, Rambo is saying steroids. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You should do that. And most of them. Yeah. I'm only. If you see me in shape in a movie, I'm cheating. I am cheating. I can't wait to cheat. If you see me in shape in life. You're cheating. I'm cheating. Did you see you jabbing in the first world? If you see me not being fat, I'm cheating. Well, he was insane. In every world. The first world. The first world. The last one is hilarious. Oh, why he was small in the first world? Yeah. The first one. The regular day. Kind of regular. That's me. That's what I look like. Stop it. You don't even look that good. No, that's what I look like. Get out. No, that's what I look like on camera. Oh, okay. So they use CGI. That's crazy. Okay. So I learned some shit about this, right? Because they're smart, right? With Noah, he's shirtless so much in the movie that like they can't really do anything about it. But like, with me, I found out I was shirtless for the first three days. And that's it. And I was like, say the last. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Lovely. I was off the bread for like a week. I did my one scene. The second we finished filming my scene, I already had a sandwich. Totally got to do retakes at the end. And then I had to be sure I was again. Oh, my God. So what I heard with these type of movies is, they'll find out when he's going to be shirtless. They'll film that immediately, almost. And then the rest of the scenes with Wolverine usually have his leather jacket on or a shirt that's ripped or whatever. So you get that scene right there. One day that he prepares for. Yeah. And then after that, he's still big and ripped. But he couldn't. But that happens. You can drink water. You're gonna go a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Did they give you a little touch up? A little. Oh, I asked him. So, hey, shit. I didn't get ads. I didn't work out for like two months. And then we had to do this final scene. And I'm just like, man, I go to the makeup people. I'm like, yo, shorty. Let me talk to you in a second. I need you to give me definition. Like I need you to have it. So I'm all dirty in the scene. But we made sure that dirt would carve out my eyes. I'm all right. I'm fine. I am bad at it. I'm all right. This is Hollywood. Yeah. The fuck is working every day. I'm at the beach with my kids. He can pee. He young. How old is he? Yeah, he's his 20s. Yeah, he got. That motherfucker was ripped. Oh, no, he's great. That should be bad. I'm just saying, you got this. What are you doing at that age? You're trying to be in shape. It's over for us. It is over for us. All these motherfuckers. The guy plays Ryu, Andrew Koji. That motherfucker was so goddamn ripped. And then he busts his ankle. They had to shut down filming for three weeks. Oh, no. And I was like selfishly. I was like, am I involved in these other scenes? Like because I got to get back to America. Luckily, they were able to film me out. Are you going to tell the story of the dude that you thought was in costume? Oh, yeah. Vigit. John Walnut. My boy, Vigit. He's this like a Bollywood. Stop. Vigit. Vigit. I call him Vigit. He's like a big action star. He's like, he just like that. That's what I call him. Yeah. But why do you call him Vigit? It's not Vigit. It's actually Vigit. Vigit. Vigit. Yeah, Vigit. Okay. There's no E. Oh. Vigit. Yeah. But Vigit. Okay. Yeah. Vigit. The way I said it. The way I said it initially. This fucking white ass. Look how handsome that motherfucker is, right? So he plays Dalson. And that was the homie. Look at that monster. God. He said he don't believe in protein. What? Yeah. I don't even know. He was protein as a myth. So what? It's not a fucking funny shit. Anyway, he martial arts starts in India. Like all these, this is where it begins. And it's called colority. Pretty something like that. What? Colority. Pretty. Colority. The salt and me. I used it that. So you didn't even know martial arts started. I didn't know. I know. Colority. But I had colority. Pretty. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Colority. Yeah. Colority. Yeah. I worry about South Indian stuff. It's too complicated. They started martial arts. They invented it, bro. They invented martial arts. It's just a husband and a wife. He's like six. Ah. He's six. He's six. He's six. So he's like six generation that. And he's also like an action star. Like whatever. He comes in and some shit. And, uh, you know, they had us in like funny costumes. So he pulled up. And, um, I thought he was in costume. I didn't know. Like, I didn't know. That's just how he dressed regularly. So the first day I meet him, I'm like, I'm like, oh, this is what Dawson was wearing. It's just fire, blah, blah. And I start like kind of teasing him or whatever. And he's not really reacting. And I don't know if he speaks English. And I have no clue what's going on. And the directors and producers are all like, no, no, no, that's just what he, that's how he dresses. And I was like, I thought they were being sarcastic. And this went on for like 10 minutes. Just went on for 10 straight minutes. I just kept putting my foot in my mouth and I couldn't get out of it. I don't really have anything else to say. Does he fuck with you now? Like, yes. Oh, okay. No, that guy. What's the whole, I don't believe in protein shit. He don't believe in it, bro. So what does he eat? Yeah. He's vegetarian, I assume. Oh, no. No follow-up question. Follow-up question. I don't know. Well, if I could look like that high in protein, it's crazy. Yeah, it's something else going on. But it's also like martial arts where it's invented. I'm not even trying to joke him tonight. Tell you guys a history, bro. He doesn't want to learn something today. He doesn't want anything. He's invented there. He is invented there, bro. Like in what way? How? How? How? How? How? How? How did he buy it? Is where martial arts? Is the way of life, man. It's the beach. It's the beach. It's the beach. It's the beach, bro. The beach. Son, they got a great way of life out in Puerto Rico. Why don't you just think you're still there, the beach? That she was late locked, you guys were left. Yeah. We culture. There's a lot of stuff going on. More than just the beach. Man, come be up. One bad bunny thing and then that's it. What about, what about Fausty? How was, how was he young fifth? Oh, 50 was great, man. He looked incredible. He lost like 25 pounds. The motherfucker is starving himself. First cast dinner, we show up. He spills a glass of champagne on me. And he goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Takes off his Rolex and goes, here, take this. - I go, I'm not taking that shit. He goes, "No, man, I feel so bad, take it." I'm like, "I'm not taking your watch." He goes, "Please, man, take it." I'm like, "I'm not fucking having three guys breaking in my hotel this tonight to take this back, so I'm not gonna fucking take this watch." (laughing) And I don't know, I'm bombing right now, guys. (laughing) - Quite is that real? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's trying to give me one. - I didn't take the watch, but he was just a legend. - Fuck you, you take the watchful? - No, I can't, it's still. - Let's start. - He ruined your outfit. - No, we didn't. - He ruined it, he destroyed it with the Moet. - I should have taken the watch. - I know, I know. - One bajillion percent. - Because I think you don't want these people to feel used, but I've been using sometimes. - Yeah, I mean, I'd be like, give me the watch. - Offer, it's a little more disrespectful to turn it down. - Yeah, nah, I can't. - Nah, he's right, that's the move. - Nah, I can't. - Because you don't want a guy to feel like he took that fucking watch. (laughing) - Fucking watch for a shirt. - I'm like, the party is gonna be like, I sang your shirt and you took my Rolex. - The outfit, yeah. - I know, but it's an empty offer. It's just to show how apologetic he is and I'd be willing to do this if he really wanted. But if he really wanted, we are friendship will be effective forever. - Yes, 100%. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's the reality, the man. - Is it also a crazy look to wear another man's Rolex? - Nah. - Nah, 'cause that's a vintage watch. - Yeah, vintage watch is somebody else's. - But now it's yours, though, forever. Like, to borrow. - No, no, he was like giving me the watch. - Gifting him the watch in exchange for a shirt. - As a punishment, you know, not as a punishment, as a punishment for an apology. - An apology. - It was like the time you let me borrow your shoes. - I let me borrow his sneakers like brand new off whites. And then anytime someone complimented me, I'd be like, "Thanks, they're Alex." And I was like, "Shut the fuck up. "Don't tell people that." - Yeah. - Why? - 'Cause he didn't want people to know that I was wearing his shoes. He was like, "You can't be borrowed another man's shoe." - Yeah, but that's feet, dude. (laughing) Feet are sacred. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't want people knowing that you lent your shoes. - Yeah, like, I want you to stand on your own shit. You know, like, it's kind of corny looking if you were wearing somebody else's shoes. So I was like, "You're doing it for me?" - Yeah. - Yeah. - I was like, "Dude, thanks for the shoes." I told everyone, I was like, "Yeah, Alex gave it to me." - Nah, that's nice. That's what you should do. - Right? - And then I was like, "People told that. "You're gonna make us look crazy over here." - Yeah, I'll do a gay as fuck. - I know. - That's why he's concerned. - Yeah, but he says both. (laughing) That's some nice guy. - How's Cody Rhodes? Cody was so good. He was so funny. - Who surprised you the most? - Cody, I'm just, okay, really. Cody, he was hilarious. - This is the funniest person on set. - Really? - Like, hilarious. And like, he, Gail, it was, to the point where, I don't even know what Gail looks like. It's just Cody. - Dude, I mean, like, once you see someone as a character, you're like, "Okay, that's kind of what they're gonna play." - They put a wig on, obviously. - But like, he was just so funny. I didn't expect him to be that funny, you know what I mean? Like, he's not that funny in WWE, he's not good at WWE, but he's not hilarious. Like, the job isn't for him to be a comedian. - Like, me, maybe, facing them, they call it? - Yeah, yeah, and like, but holy shit. I mean, like, every line, every line. Like, that role is bigger now in the movie because of him. - Wow. That's the ultimate compliment. - Trying to find more scenes, trying to find more things. - Wow, that's awesome. - Like, that good, shouts. - Like, I saw it happen. I saw, I like, it was like, we have some funny shit. Like, we would, we would play, you know, like, well, and like, we would kind of like build some things around it. And, and it was just, yeah, we have some fun stuff. - Yeah, that one, get wrestling. - Get wrestling to acting, pipeline, like, this. - There's a lot of killing it. - Because you're playing the character the whole time you're wrestling. - Yeah. - So it's just like, it's just such a natural transition. Even rapping and acting, you're kind of playing characters or rappers. So these things make perfect sense. - Nah, we real, bro. Stop it. - Sure. - Everybody rap, that won't point you up. - The hardest transition, I think, for, for the wrestlers, is the same as the comedians, where like, they're used to a reaction to what they say. - So basically separating yourself from that expectation. - It's tough. - It's tough. - But those that can do it, like, obviously, seeing it did it, you're gonna see with Cody, like, and then, obviously, Roman was a coma. - Oh, yeah. - He's playing the bad guy. - Yeah. - And like, you know, that, if you can separate yourself from, like, the, the neediness of that immediate reaction, because everybody on set, gotta be quiet until you cut, they already have the character where they understand who it is, like, they're phenomenal. Phenomenal. - I'm gonna watch that movie in Riyadh when it comes out. - Respect. - Now we got theaters, bro. - Yeah, they do. - Now we got theaters. - All right. What else are we talking about, boys? - When does the movie come out? - Next October. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - That's a long edit. - Mm. Joey, hit us. - And we got a couple random things. - Oh, good. - Do you want to just do, like, a little. - Oh, no. - What? - Oh, what? - The videos you was playing earlier. - What, you don't want to do some AI videos? - I still don't know how I feel about that. - Do you want to talk about some AI videos? So, and this sort of, too, shit, it's crazy. - Yeah, let's do it. - Have you seen any of the AI videos, if you want to post them, the sort of videos? - I immediately scroll past any AI video, I see. - Really? - Yeah. - What? - I just don't care. - Once they take away that watermark, you're going to have a hard time telling. - There's a watermark? - Yeah, every sort of video says Sora. - Oh, I don't even notice it. I just, like, once I see it's, like, fake, I'm just, like, I don't care. Like, I mean, it's, there's funny shit. Like, I'll see the Jake Paul thing. - So, have you seen the Mr. Rodgers in two-pot shit? - No. - Good. - Oh, my God. Can we find that clip? - That's shit. - Yeah, that's a good shit. You can play a few things. They're good. They just. - My man, Mark, I'm okay to 'em. - But that's a thing. They need to be so fucked up in order for me to. - That's the first shit. -. to see a freedom cannot be chained by the hands of time. - Get out of the way. - Got it. - All right. - Let's get out of my hand. - Now, as I was. - I take back everything I said. - I'm doing. - I've been scrolling past absolute art. - Yeah. - I'm telling you. - This nation was founded upon the belief that the peanut butter. - Oh, the peanut butter. - The peanut butter. - The peanut butter. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God, dude. - I think we could win. - No. - No, no, no. - I'm gonna do the MLK GTA 6 with that one. - No, that's fucking unbelievable. - All right. - I say to you today, my friends. GTA 6. More like GTA 6. Seven. - Oh, boy, did that. - That's your. - Bring down a six-seven shit to me. I'm a boomer. - I don't think it means anything. I don't think there's, like, any history to it. It's just six-seven. You just any time you can say six-seven. - Yeah, it's from a song. - Yeah. - Skrillex? - Skrillex. - Yo, you were so much confident with fucking Jack's shit knowledge. I didn't even ask you because I knew you knew nothing. You wouldn't even know about color-dick pilot. Of course, you're not gonna know about six-seven, though. - What is your joke? - To Ants. - To Ants. - You joke to Ants. - There's no meaning behind it. - You know, I got no information about that. - No. - You're not fat. You're just full of shit. - I can't believe. - I can't believe. - We'll open your fucking mouth to say anything, folks. - They had to do what it was. - You know what it was and you jumped in front of them to say nothing. - It's true. - It's fucking fake. - Play this shit. - Mark, can you break down what the fuck's six-seven doesn't mean anything. - I told you nothing. - I told you. - No, it's from this song from Skrillex. - I do six-seven. - It's a wonderful song. - It's an absolute thing. - They don't do anything, y'all. - Six-seven, I just really want it. - That's it. - All right, so, but is six-seven like his neighborhood? Is it the street he lives on? - I don't even know about that. - I don't even know why he put it on. - Me in anything. - It's like this generation's like 17, 38. It's just like a number that you, it's catchy and you just repeat it. - But 17, 38 was obviously like a pin code. - He was running too far from you. - You know, hit that two-pog one if you can. - I think this might be, this might be, hopefully this is the one. I just looked it up. - Are these clips get deleted? - What's up, my neighbor? - What did you call me? - Nah, I'm just messing with you. - My neighbor? - My neighbor? - My mother fucking neighbor. - Ha! - Ha! - Man, you wow, prick. - I know I was wondering. - I think I was wondering. Could I get the past just one time? - Nah, I'm just Rodgers. That's one thing I can't hand out even in the neighborhood. - Fair enough. - But you still cool with me. - You know what, Pog? I think I'm ready to leave this white ass neighborhood. So what's this game called? this shit here is connect for a local I win you drink you win I drink well let's get neighborly like this chin tough step pop the jab bring it right back real simple slip roll with it then hook all about staying ready never know and it helps you feel prepared and cut exactly Mr. Rod the one I saw was him saying like giving him the lyrics to hit him up he was like what if you said that you had relations with his wife like forget you and your friend group yeah it's not as good without the down syndrome kids I feel like all those could have been just as good of the down syndrome I really just want to see that is a scene stealer yeah I'm a kill-free laughter at down syndrome there's not a real one because it's not a real one exactly oh shit yeah that's why we can laugh at it yeah yeah I mean isn't that no no you're right you know what I'll be laughing at the real I see in this one this is good but imagine there's a down syndrome kids all of these would be better if there's a down syndrome Chris just yelling out different peanut butters or whatever how about Hitler though Hitler one what did he do they got and they got him in all the AIs already yeah they got one reason coming out as a starting quarterback oh hold on I need more juice damage haha 6 7 6 7 88 baby whoa shit it's crazy so what the fuck fire now yeah that's crazy did we talk about the ceasefire no briefly you you said he solved it yeah yeah that's all that shit I mean isn't that cool that there's a ceasefire yeah the hostages back Hamas is going to relinquish power like doesn't this what everybody wanted yeah as it feel like it's not a lot of excitement I think we're not sure if it's actually we need to make sure it's calm before we're like are you saying that people don't trust a deal that was brokered between Donald Trump BB Netanyahu and Hamas yes thank you are you saying that you have a feeling perfect people might think that that won't happen yeah stay long last yeah those three figures yeah right back out in their word yeah someone might my renegotiate wow okay I think that's very fair but the hostages are back which is great so clearly BB would never do it no no this old thing's been about the hostages yeah that's all I care about this all time he's gonna do a single thing yeah yeah no that's all he ever wanted all right guys let's get back to the show what y'all think about dog tober 7 haha sun-spiker dog everybody upset it a sun-piker like y'all have a zapped your dog bro get the fuck out of your brother is that my dog just in this behavior yeah it's not just that the fuck out your dog bro star wars oh my god I'm with a little star wars here's the thing though if you're gonna constantly virtue signal yeah and be a leftist the left love dog I love dogs I mean the right love dogs love everybody loves dogs me honestly but you can't virtue signal and then be zapping your dog for not being in your stream oh is the dog actually getting the dog wouldn't be behaving like what's he doing is misbehaved you need to zap that motherfucker I think the dog just caught its nail now you need to oh don't believe that bullshit hey Hasan barbecue that motherfuckin bro what I mean no barbecue you gotta zap that dog that's a bad dog zap that dog no I don't even think he's happening I don't even believe that he's cooking that motherfucker do you know turkey oh yeah really like that that was the spice row whatever it was what is it called the spice Marco Polo went to spice lands oh the silker silk road land the silk road he's part of the silk road you don't think they were chowin on some chow I'm telling you you could speak turkish you could speak turkish from turkey to the weavers okay yeah yeah yeah so what's that dog what's that that dog that dog was acting up yeah you don't got to zap your little bitch ass pigeons yeah I don't I grab that motherfucker if you got a behemif like that you gotta zap that dog some behemif like that dog zap that dog zap zap that dog zap hey I thought do whatever you need to do to handle your candle my boy okay tv games it's acting up zap that fucking dog what are we gonna do we don't judge other cultures he's from turkey he's from they don't have animals yes they do they don't have house pets he doesn't know what to do he thinks it's a fucking cheetah he's not American he doesn't know how to be an American yeah we have to institutionalize and teach him until then zap that dog he thinks he lives in a zoo he's from turkey they're dumb he don't know what to do with animals he thinks he's just supposed to pile it up into a swarm of a she's on the dogs not even I'm gonna be honest yeah I've been around wasabi she a lot you don't you don't kill my pigeon just up in the air both Paul he got a dog show out there they got a dog show an electric chair the gays aren't dogs man zap those gays you got to zap some gays first you don't think that Elon's daughter pulled up with the zap machines the newest version of it pulled up to the sunscreen they'll put this on your dog he's gonna sit wherever the fuck you want zap that dog leave a sign of love he got a ceasefire just got made the ceasefire happen almost single handling he can't electrocute the fuck out of a bait one dog dog his one dog he is this crazy what is cool this one dog now protect dogs you yeah he's a band in a dog you already got no I did not he would love to be electric he would love to be a real real real home did some drug dealer probably you know what is the ethnicity of this family well thank you I'm now that's up the I see racial that's the racial 76 76 76 76 that we add to 76 that okay that's great though we got a 87 you right I can't believe that y'all are giving Hasan shit for for literally trying to help its dog learn yeah he's trying to help the dog learn now I fuck that dude you can't even doing nothing y'all what podcast are we on we can't riff we have this guy be having smoke for us so fuck him no he doesn't we don't oh really yeah hey let him have a dog dude I get it sometimes I hate my man got a ceasefire yes he saved human beings yes millions he's nice to us I like the guy I'd be totally fine if he had one of them yeah I'd be fine if he had one of them any time the dog gets a little out of the cream on stream I'm okay with that because he got his fucking ceasefire while y'all selling your ass y'all selling your you sound you're fucking ass she got the ceasefire we was just out there leave us on alone he's a nice guy he's a good guy handsome okay dog was acting up I saw that dog acting up sympathizing with those right winged podcasting you know he's a fucking right wing a neo neo the lecon or whatever bro wait is this him explaining oh man Mark what the hell you are seven six in there in fact there'll be so excruciating was this him explain the shot collar we why don't we believe but everybody's saying oh he took off the zap part you don't think that they've selling a zappless it's called the dog collar what a zappless dog collar is a dog no it's got a little vibration put that in your dog clear and I'm a good night I'll never do that you never put vibrating your dogs quit yeah exactly you never tried to reward all you're doing is punishing dogs work with reward give it a treat yeah yeah yeah yeah seven that's six seven yeah don't click collar I don't like that I don't click collar is definitely six seven but a dog it's 17 38 - Kick coat is a zip code, idiot. - 1730, oh, it's a pink code. - This is pink code. - This is lunch code. - What an idiot. - This is pink code, 1738. - Oh man. - There's the only numbers you can see with one eye. (laughing) - Come on man. - That's it. - Is that that, well, we also don't know if dogs feel that. - Yeah, there's a couple. - Why people don't know for a fact dogs feel electricity. - How does it work? - It doesn't. (laughing) - Yeah, so I'm still in this behavior. - So I'm still in this behavior. - I try to hook so I'll be up to our electrical outlets sometimes. I'll put a little dog tree in the electrical outlets. - I put a peanut butter all over the electrical outlets. Have a time she misbehaved. Oh, there's some peanut butter snacks over there. - She don't learn her lesson. (laughing) - Do you know what I mean? If that doesn't work, I put peanut butter on my ass. (laughing) - It's like a battery. (laughing) - Yeah, it is. - That's so much liquid in there. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - It's a pain in the ass to get out. - Yeah, dude, I bet. - Only a dog can do that shot. (laughing) - It's true, they're spiky tongues. (laughing) - You were a white boy fun yourself. - Yes. - You were a white boy fun yourself where you put it on your neck and you shock yourself. - Didn't we do that for an episode or some shit? - Oh, so we out here, electric shocking minorities. (laughing) - That was it, but I didn't even try to do it. - No. - I was still with my boys when we were young. The fence line was there. - You just put it on and run it. (laughing) - See how far you could get before. - He started running back. You could put a flag and you try to be your other part. (laughing) - See, and he's fired. - That's awesome. - Yeah. - What if a son alone, bro? - How's it feel? - It wasn't feel like. - You turn around real fast. - He's going until you get back going. - Yeah, until you get back going. - Yeah, leave a son alone. My motherfucker, he got a ceasefire now. - Hmm. - Okay. - He likes us as important. - All sorts of things. - That's really all I care about. - Exactly. - Look at that nice dog. - His dog is happy, his dog is fed. Does his dog not feed? - Oh, it looks beautiful. - Dog got to smell the seed after Elon's daughter put that dosy on it. (laughing) - Now he's got shots from all that close to jail. But she put that dosy on it. - Maybe that's why he's going back. - And he get another sniff. - Yeah, Elon's daughter just dropping that dosy on her ass. - He's been on the stream. - No. - Can we get it, can we get it? - You don't wanna smell that a little bit, Elon's daughter pull up the dosy. - No, no, no, I never seen it. - Tripping all over the stream, seek. Come on, I got it. - Wait, is this the. - Which daughter is this? - The almond. - Not the son of the transition. - Yeah, the daughter, the daughter. It's a daughter. That's why she got the dosy. - Okay, I got you now. All right, now I'm with you. - Okay. - Yeah. - Oh. - Get it, get it. Look at that dosy. Oh, yeah. Does he dance, does he dance, does he dance, does he dance? Does he dance? (laughing) - That was six, seven. - Yeah, that was six, seven for sure. Where's the dog right now though? - Probably a hyperbaric chamber. (laughing) - Hyperbaric. (laughing) - We want that dog to age one single day. - Since she has a long arm, she could probably play small forward food. Any doughy and meat. - Small forward. - That wingspan dog? - Small forward? (laughing) - Yeah. - Wood. - Oh! (laughing) - Oh! - You saw that, right? - I saw that. - You got the dogs out there. - The dog. - No. - Shock 'em up. - Yo, that's the thing. We can't have the same expectations for normal human beings is for Turkish people. - Yeah. (laughing) They're the last ones to convert into humans. If you look at the evolutionary chart, the one right before humans is Turkish. It's ice cream and super tricky. - It's so tricky. (laughing) - Yes, dude. - When he was trying to get the puppy, the guy was like, whoop. - And then he wouldn't give him the puppy. - When he gave him the puppy. - At all. - He wasn't messing with the puppy's freedom. - Hey, David. - Look at this. - There's a Turk, right there. That's a Turk. (laughing) That's a Turkish people are. - Oh, bro. - Tell me they're not. - That's not a thing. - Exactly. - They're one right before humans. And some of them are like a human enough that we just go, all right, fine. But that is them. - Thank you. - So you can't put these standards on them that are unfair. - They're doing their best. - Your FA gone. - Fuck you up, bro. - I love that FA. - Yeah, FA gone. - I love that FA. - FA is one more to the left. (laughing) - FA went through a spear to your head. (laughing) - He got a watch out. - FA just got thumbs. - Got fired recently. - He's the first person in his family line to have a thumb. (laughing) - Did you know that? It made history. - Yeah. - When he came out and he had a thumb, it was a celebration in his village. (laughing) Literally, the whole community came out of the trees. (laughing) - Just like. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh my god. - Free sun. - You just got electricity. You just discovered it. - He's excited. - And they need to put it on everything. - That's not a dog. That's just a Turkish person. - Yeah, it's not actually a dog. I don't thought this was a dog the whole time. There's an ice cream man in an outfit every single day. It's an ice cream man in the outfit. It's not a real dog. Leave him alone. - I'm sick and tired of it. - You're sick. - You're sick. - You're sick and severed. - I'm sick and severed about it. (laughing) - Are we gonna be able to go to Istanbul for the Comedy Festival? - We need to. - We need to pull up. - We need to go to. - I saw a funny flyer. Somebody, oh man, my bad for getting who made this. But something made a flyer about a, comedians performing at the El Salvador Comedy Festival, like inside the Seacot. (laughing) So it's a prison facility that they put all the game in. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for life, but it's fun. - Oh, fuck. - Anyway, credit to you, whoever you were, did that. - My bad, I've heard. - Oh god. - But yeah, man, not everybody's a human. (laughing) What else we got, boys? Come on. Yeah, I'm fun. - Yo, you wanted a civil war thing? - Yeah. - What's happening? - This is going viral and TikTok a little bit. All right, let's say there's a civil war breaks out in America. - See? - This is how the countries are split up. - Okay. - Why do you pull it forward to win this civil war? - F. - Your name is a question. - I mean, I'm gonna be honest with y'all. F is the only one that. Okay, okay, ready? - Here's, this is very important strategy right now. If California in its entirety was in H, they have a chance. - They're missing San Diego. - San Diego is Fort Pendleton. - Yeah. - That's the marine base. So California without that, you're dead. You're picking berries or whatever. You're an avocado farmer. - Yeah, yeah. - That's the biggest port. - Isn't that the most dense population now? - Where? - It's the most people. - And it's the most people. - Where's it called? - Colorado, Utah. - They got people, they got people, but they don't got, they can't bang out. - Nevada's got all the air for Colorado, all the bands. They got Area 51, but that's for aliens. - They got them, or they got the alien. - F got Fort Hood, Fort Colleen. - F is man-guns, but put Texas against any other country in the world and it wins. - Yeah, outside America. - Outside America. - I think they also got Hawaii. - Texas versus France, who wins? - Oh, we fucked them up, we fucked them up. - Texas, what? - It's 15, France's fighter jets. - Who doesn't have 15? - In Texas. - In Texas. - They have every single military group. - They got the engineers over there. - No, they have the bases. - We gotta pull up. - Fort Colleen, Fort Hood. - It's a wrap, it's a wrap. - They also have their own electrical grid. - Which fails a lot. - Yeah, it's their own. - Fort is the most military bases in the US. - Yeah, but take away Hamilton, the one that matters. Not the fuck can see. (beep) (laughing) - What is that, what is that, the old baby? - Coast guard. - Coast guard. - Yeah, their garment goes. - Texas got 14 bases and the people are about that action. They got guns, they've been planning for the seven of waiting for us. - Yeah, it's proud. - And we got, the only other place that got Mexicans like us is H. - Go back. - But they got to deal with the Hawaiians. The Hawaiians are going to be there, fucking it up. - The Hawaiians? - Yeah. - Let me see, it's C, it's C. - Why? - F got Hawaiians too. - That's my point, bro. The Hawaiians, you got to coordinate with the Hawaiians. - You think C wins? - Yeah, why? - Absolutely. - Chicago. - Pop population density. It doesn't have Chicago, if it has Chicago, it's even better. - No, it's missing Chicago. - No, we got Obok. - Well hold on, there is a military base in North Carolina. - Also, all of Quantico and everything in D.C. In Virginia, all that shit's in the middle. - You can grow crops. - I'm not going to let you go. - I'm just population density. - I just said Quantico and there's nothing. - But no, he actually might be right because North Carolina, I believe, has a major base. That's where everybody goes to basic training now. - You think, I'm not even thinking of base. I'm thinking like, you have the deepest ports. You have to try your four ports. - You need bases, bro. This is going to be fought in the skies. (laughing) - Fucking sunset. - How do you think? - How do you think we're going to win this war by electrocuting all the felines? (laughing) - Texas has the power grid. - It has the power grid. - It has the military. - C also has all of the military schools. - What do you learn in that shit? - How to be a soldier? What the fuck are you? - Oh, you don't. - Yeah, I learn how to subjugate Arabs. (laughing) - Bro, I'm telling you, it's C. You got population density. - Yeah, and it's F. What are we talking about? - F. - I've probably got it, bro. - I'm not going to D, my god, some shit. - Yeah, you got all Georgia 10s. - And D, my god, Carolina. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Half of Kentucky, and then Florida, you got Mad Navy bases up there. - D, my god, some shit. - Mm-hmm. - It ain't F. - I don't know. I can't believe they're trying to cancel his son from mutilating a dog Free a son, bro Now I like him. I like him too. Not like I'm obviously kidding If yeah, but if I didn't like him shit. Yeah, the old form is seven six on that Seven six on his grave I was seven six. Yeah, I'm really gonna kill some shit before he gets thoughts. That's what we do Once I turn 40. I'm killing all friends. I love that y'all young and it's not gonna have anything fun and cool No slang. I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna squash it out I'm gonna dress like y'all And I'm gonna make you feel uncool about it. Yeah, I'm on dad mode right now Uncle Shotsy. Yeah, 1738. We might need a bring back. That was far. You gotta yell that when you nut Yeah, what's up with value up? What's he just got out right he's still locked up? He got five years for tacitade Yeah, I think he locked up so do you just take the time like if you owe 20 million do you just take the time? Not that you still have to pay it. Get out of here. I think so that's not fair. That's yeah the punishment is for the crime Yeah, you shouldn't have to still pay for the crime after the punishment show you look that up I'm pretty sure you still got to pay or they make like an arrangement where you pay a little bit less. Oh drunk charges Drug charges though. Yeah, he was PR edge Yeah, it was like tax fraud or something that's a loopsy day. You see on my part. Oh Man the drug stuff. Yeah, it's so much money. Why are you selling drugs? It's crazy, right? Don't so bad I don't know how much he made it. He was hot for that one summer. He brand the summer Oh my god, but he's like for unbelievable dude. What a fucking time to be alive. That was a great. Yeah That was the last year. I really like understood what was happening in music You know, I knew I got old I said to my cousin. I was like I just don't get future and I was like oh, it's over The oldest should I've ever said my life. No, he is. I just I didn't get it and I was like up. It's over. That's fair It's over. That's fair. What's up with Drake's new shit? Is he dropping? Is he dropped? I mean the lawsuit got dropped. Oh, yeah, yeah Oh, that's what you got dismissed. So what does that mean? I'm like I lost every way you could lose. God Lee That's that's what he said, but here's the thing they proved that it's bots though. It is all bots But he's not what he was saying. He was saying that the certified pedophile all that shit was like unfair to say and it harmed me It was like but the judge was like you literally said in your song Use talk about this. It was in Joe Biden. I thought that wasn't the the allegation. I thought that it was the Record company was using that and promoting that song to defame him so that they could negotiate a more favorable deal for themselves Uh, so they use marketing tactics payola bots third-party promotion which we know to be true I think Kendrick lost like a billion streams when Spotify did their Spotify did their like revenge. I think he's still doing well. I think even after he's still like the song is still top 30 I think no, I'm sure but like still like a billion is not like a little amount A billion streams. I think Well, I don't know if the legal case was this but it's like Drake also benefited from those bots So I think well, what was the judge? Can we look at what the why the judge dismissed it? And I think there's something else about the fact that they put um the Picture of his house and he's like all you put me in danger or some shit like that and then they threw that out as well But didn't he also post a picture of his house? Yeah, because that's why the judge threw it out. It's like yeah House of Google. I don't know man. This is not like I didn't think the lawsuit was a good look. It was a horrible look Yeah, what world was it a good look? Yeah, they said in a heated rap battle full of exaggeration The he means that a reasonable listener would view the lyrics as opinion slash hyperbole not literal fact I don't have you to how the judge know more about rap than Drake Hey, this is what a rap battle is Who's this judge us we need to look up this judge now fire also you said in the song before that the Kendrick beat up his girl That's a pretty crazy claim yeah So for all claims or false you kicked it off then Kendrick says him crazy shit about you But you kicked it off and the song before that you were like talk about how I like young girls And then he talked about how you like young but it's more believable that Drake could have sex when an underaged girl then Kendrick could beat up a human Oh No Yes, no Like the the boss thing and then the definition was separate So I'm not positive I Said what do you sue if everybody you use the two. Yeah, stupid but what do you say y'all use the more but wait less But wait less so if we do a bank robbery together and you walk out more money. I'm gonna be like a arrest that guy Yeah, he got more money than I did You should get longer. You should get longer gel. You should get longer and gel if you stole more Yeah, but just want a stupid fucking loss to you. I think that's a good point That is a good point though. If you stole more money you should get more if I stole like a hundred dollars You should get what do you know you're a fucking idiot. That's the problem. That's a good point To you just did it like a fucking idiot damn bro. That was harsh You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. I just thought as much as you have gay back the money. He wouldn't go to I thought it was like are you got me? Get that note if you go to jail for tax evasion. You shouldn't still owe the taxes. Yeah, I looked up to the thing. You got it If you rob a bank and they're like give us the money back and then you're like, oh, so we're good That's how it worked inside your radio It did like when the MBS guy put all the family and all the rich people in the in the hotel He put them all in the same region with the same region sort of a risk put them on a wrist He said he said yo, we looked at the books y'all are stealing you give it back you go home no big deal The people who gave it back went home people didn't give it back They still on a nice little all-inclusive right now But that's that that should be it should be like yo iris. It's up to you to catch me And if you don't catch me then I'm good. We didn't drive by the ritz and I like this is beautiful. Why are we staying there? Oh, man So I'm in laughing at Miles's line for fucking six days. I don't want to know what I said So when we get to the check-in or whatever inside of your radio we land we lose a guy Tom who is dressed bleach blonde here. He's wearing fucking leopard I'm like this guy's gonna be a real bold coming to Saudi Arabia And then we don't see him for like an hour and for whatever reason they can't find our suitcases So after hours say I go Have they found our suitcases yet and Miles goes yeah, there's shoving Tom into one That was a bag Oh my god best line of the trip You should have said that should on stage you coward What it'll let me on stage Miles was gaslight and the shit I Alex was very fine. What did I do now? I don't remember anything because Alex was like I forgot Miles came I was trying to see how fucking thank you guys. I was like how come they use the The watermelon for like the Palestinian resistance like why do all like the pro-Palestine people use the watermelon And all coaches like yeah, I think it's similar to the flag and they're like banning the flag Miles was like no, man, it's one of their biggest exports. We're like really? He's like yeah the fact that they export a lot of watermelon That's why the Middle Eastern people you know they use the watermelon and all their they didn't even have a watermelon juice all over the Seems like I don't think I can export anything Not I didn't mean that I thought that's one of the biggest issues I don't accept your apology. You're a gaslight. No, it is a color thing But it also is I think like I watch your TikTok on this The prophet Muhammad peace be upon him. Yeah Watermelon. Good boy. Thank you. Hey, we're back. You don't got to say that should Now fuck that Off in Moe he ate watermelon like to cool off in the heat. So it's a it's a common thing there. They do water They have a ton of watermelon tradition. I don't know. I don't even like Mausayn watermelon No, it doesn't sound like it's your own. Yeah, right Don't sound like there's a Prophet Muhammad is reported eating watermelon. Did you guys see that clip of David Cross Virgin single David Clause saying the N word on the Povid Norman and then Norma is like are you gonna cut that and he's like No, it's the age you can say it and Norm's like I don't know People feel comfortable like that and then he goes no, you can't You can say with the age. He's never talked to a black person Fucking David Cross dude. I don't get this clip up. It's so good. And Norm is looking out for him I was like I don't know if you want that out there for you and he goes no if other people say it You can say it quoting. I don't believe. I don't believe that Okay. Oh my god. Good luck David Cross when that black guy shes up to your show one day one day an happy deal You're gonna answer for that one day W Kamal Bell will show up One day are there white women there for oh you're right my bad yeah all the hip hop guys were getting there they would go visit this like old Southern racist guy and his porch and get you know George or wherever and it was basically he would take you know their lyrics and he's like oh nigga's ain't shit but not you know whatever it is yeah and then they would all sit there and listen and write it down and they go well that's hilarious yeah it was good it was a good it was a good idea you gonna bleep that inward or what no because it's the a it's the A H oh yeah H okay your show see you there's my show wow I don't even know there's an H that's crazy all of that sketch is wildly condescending toward black people in hip-hop yeah I don't know the whole sketch so I can't say but he was describing a sketch he wasn't saying yeah yeah this is what we say all this for context also hip-hop guys you can just call them wrappers your white fuck he doesn't know black people he doesn't know black people okay you have to forgive that what a fucking dweeb they don't know they don't know is he black who they have across yeah yeah he got a black beard he does it got a little philly yeah that's what I'm like maybe he might as well hey we got a lot of comedy fans in this room what's your favorite David Cross bit oh there we go you out for blood I'm all the blood I want to say I'm all about it now I'm all about it everybody's getting it all the journalists the rest of the album was good he's a great actor he's hilarious the rest of the whole sketch is acting great stand up I can't think of a single bit I like the hamster movies hamster movies the chip monkeys chipmunks chipmunks yeah he's great dude anytime he's not being himself he's awesome none of these motherfuckers that talk about comedy are funny like that's the number what like if people know you for your opinions about comedy and not your jokes you're probably not funny simple as that it's like and that's the sad thing like even Jezzel Nick now it's like the only time you ever see anything about Jezzel Nick he's like whining about comedy I never heard him say a positive thing about another comic that's not himself of course but like that's the only thing he can get attention for it's got a break his fucking heart like he used to be a big comic that like people would like his jokes yeah and I mean if that's if you're into that kind of nobody's so brilliant because like no matter what the joke is you're like where's this going oh a baby died no the baby gets AIDS okay okay let me guess Anthony does the baby get eight twenty five years of that I can't believe I can't believe this career isn't where it was beautiful mystery the baby got it did the baby get it that's great that's art you know what come wash it come on that's art maybe that's art that's art we cure eight yeah we need a disease that Anthony can use for his 20 minutes oh my god oh we miss it is the Kanye again I don't I'm tired of these liberal fucking white folks telling me shit I'm done I'm done you're not doing it y'all don't do shit for anybody don't fucking judge me I'm done I ain't shit and you ain't even I'm tired our cash yeah but you at least got brown fans so I can't even hate on you fuck yeah thank you got it you gotta go over there now I love you dogs love you buddy we in this all right what else we got anything else good job say fix in the Middle East yeah we're gonna fix the Middle East man good job game you know yeah we did it game what we do yeah with my gang gang six seven y'all play grip out it