RICO BOSCO CRIES & PRODUCER OWES DAVE PORTNOY $100K | Pick Em Week 5

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Week five. Updated standings. Dave, you are at first place, 57%. I'm in second place, 53%. Rico, you're in third place, 41%. Bob Diaco, I'm 4-0. Zupi and Ebo, 3-1. Hank and Jack and Rico are 2-2. And Dave, you're 1-3. And I guess we should start with an anomaly that I'm doing so good in my major picks. I thought it was Memphis last week, but apparently I took Illinois. Also, credit to you, ever since the pick sanctions came on, I think you went from last place to first place, so good job on that. You were 19-11 last week. Yeah, I know. The week before, when the sanctions came down, I had my worst week because I couldn't add anything. But that's okay. Listen, if you want to have an asterisk on this trophy over here, that's fine. Credit to Rico, by the way. Let's start with that. Florida State, over 20 and a half, second half. What a bet. Well, who does that? What a bet. No, I mean, the obvious side is there's just no way he could have lost that bet in any fashion, any form, any quarter, any half, because Florida State killed him. So it didn't really prove anything, but he was just right to take Florida State in that game. I agree. Actually, Ev had a good line. He goes, you took the hardest route to get there. I don't think your mic's on, Rico. It's not? Sounds like it is to me. Zoopy tested it. Is it his mic? Is it the mic or is it just the computer mic? Can you guys not hear? It's his computer mic. Yeah. It's your computer mic, Rico, not your actual mic. He was having hard times with the wires before the show to get his mic to pop up. Got it. All right, so what are we doing? Wire problems? No, you're fine. I didn't realize that. Bad wire. We got wire problems, Rico? Yeah, it's whatever. Wait, so Zoopy, am I coming through? You're coming through, but you look stupid. You look silly because you're talking into something that's not on. All right, fair enough. That's my bad, Rico. All right, it is what it is. Hank's a bad rider these days. We're going to get to him. I know. I have no idea what's coming. Why? We'll see, Dave. We'll see. We'll get to it. But also- Also, no one even knows who Hank is. I side with him. Right. I side with him. 28 to 1, boys. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you? You didn't bet it, though, did you? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Let's see the slip, because I'll tell you right now, I didn't bet it, because- I didn't bet it. You forced a pick out of me. I didn't even think about betting it. Same, Dave. He literally forced the pick out of me as I was standing up to go do something. I didn't even think for a second to bet it. That's good. He's forcing winners out of you. Who had the Tulsa? Me. Rico. Yeah. Great pick. Great pick. And Memphis was 6 1⁄2. That was a good pick. Yeah. And yours was like 2? Yeah, Arizona State, Dicey late. So you guys are mad at him for pushing winners out of you? Dicey late. No, I'm not mad at him. You say Dicey late to that one, but not Memphis? Arkansas fumbled those? Oh, well, yeah. I figured we knew that, obviously. Yeah. I mean, the Memphis one, they pulled it out with that fumble. Yeah, for sure. No, I'm not mad at Rico at all. I wish I had taken it. I didn't. There wasn't- I heard rumors you didn't bet it. Like, people were asking for the slip, and then you didn't show it. Yes, I did. I'll be honest. I did not bet it. I'm not- Pull it up. I am. I am. I am. All right, pull it up. I hate that. That gotcha culture shit, though. It's not your fault, Dave. I know you're just- But I just- I hate that shit. It drives me fucking insane. It's gotcha culture, Dave. Yeah, I wish I bet it. I was pissed I didn't bet it. I don't bet every- I've lost 9,000 straight parlays. I wish I bet it. I'm betting everybody's parlay. I think the problem was- Was that in the app? Like, bet- Bet the underdog. I didn't even see it. No, it wasn't in the thing. Yes, it was. It was in the app. It was in the app. No, it was because it was Utah, because we flew to Utah. Can't bet. Can't bet. I forgot to bet it. Can't bet. I bet all my games before I left, and then when we landed in Utah, I saw Rico tweeting about it, and I was like, God damn it. So what did you win? Three-pick parlay. 28-76. What'd you win? What? We're not unit-dinging. I'm not. I'm not. I'm just asking. You're digging and diving here. Was that on the app, or was that just a screenshot? Yeah, that's a screenshot. Jack, I'm just asking you a question. Okay. Are you going to cry? Can we please get, make sure we get subtitles for Jackie Germany, too. Make sure we get the subtitles for all four of our audiences today. You want us to just break down? I mean, it's not, it's not, yeah, it's not great. It's not great. I'm not, I hate to say it. I don't want to say what I'm about to say. Say whatever you want. I'm not 100% sure. I'm not 100% sure you bet it. Okay, then that's fine. You know what? Then open with that clip, and that's fine. No, just show us your app. I did. I had it, man. It's in the thing. I pulled it up via the app. I saved it, Dan. I'm not. What's happening? It's, I'm having, it's hard. Got your culture? Got your culture, the fucking. Is there something that's going on beneath the surface right now? Like, what's going on? I don't know. I got some kind of rash break out of my fucking leg. Oh, yeah. Dave, Dave, Dave, we made him drink milk. And they made me drink milk, Dave. They made him drink milk. But I, but here's the thing. Like, this is the thing, right? They're like, Rico, you miserable fuck. Like, you horrible human. I come in like, hey, guys, like, good to see you. You know, like. I didn't say that. No, no, finish the story. I know. I'm just saying, like. And then what? And then what? And then what was the thing that was so bad? Drinking the milk, Hank. I'm so lost on what is happening here. What do you mean? You drank milk and now you're crying? I'm not crying. It's just a lot. You're like, very close to crying because we asked to see the slip, which. Who cares if you put a dollar on it? You put a dollar on it. I had it. I just saved it to photos with the three checks. But you can literally go into your app. Yeah. And just show it. That's what I did. No, you did. No, you like picture maneuvered the phone. So, like, we couldn't unit shame, I guess. But a dollar is a dollar. You bet it. You bet it. No unit shaming. It's just I want to believe you bet it. You almost cried. But why won't you just show it? Like, I'll get it. You man. Yeah. I'll get it. All right. We don't care about the money you bet on it. I wish I bet on it. I would. Guess what? I've been betting. What does milk have to do with anything? Hank brought up the milk. What is wrong with milk? You don't like milk? By the way, can I just say something? No, I hate milk. All right. Here it is. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Why are you putting the. Oh, that's the pencil. Okay. So, that looks like you bet it. So, shut up. Okay, Jack? Shut up. Foon and slogging. Foon and slogging. I don't know why you would cry over this. I got to go to the doctor. Did you see the milk clip? I want to see the rash. What? You don't like milk. They made. Who made. did you drink milk? playing life-size clue which is like a simple board game it was very it wasn't like a punishment stream or like it wasn't like a high intensity we played a game it went quick we're like oh let's play another one maybe put some mousetraps in and then nick was joking was like all right if you roll six you have to drink a glass of milk and rico has never drank milk in his life he rolled that he was like he rolled a six drank milk it took him 15 minutes to drink it he was puking fake puking possibly some were saying not me glass of milk guys lay off him he's going through it right you could never be santa fuck there's no way that was pretty funny i'll drink if he pukes i'm puking i will do it it's not he's not a real puke you dude this guy's not even a rider anymore and then he but then he broke out into hives he broke out into hives do you still have him yeah kind of like it's fucking this thing over here and then it's whatever when did this happen tuesday night but you like milkshakes and you like ice cream yeah i'm fucked up i'm a fucked up guy i've never heard of that like i've heard of lactose intolerant people you just don't like milk what are you doing with your headphones why you keep putting them on and off like that they were sliding they're sliding they're not probably not even plugged in dave uh damn where are we at like i see you we have a good time what is going on it's just fucking like this is nuts been a good week last week it's like great week i think i've been rico factor fiction have i not been yeah you've been a good guy for right of the year you could just been like did you bet it yeah here it is done there you go you're right instead we're talking about milk and crying over we're literally crying over spilled milk yeah i don't know bosco is there any chance that unit is under a dollar oh no no i just i just need to know yeah no it's not come on but he didn't put the you he still hasn't in that thing showed us how much he bet covered it with a pencil because we got a bunch of hardos not dealing with there was well we already think it's as little as it could humanly be so all right so that's great it is what it is all right let's come on i'm not unit shaming but if you put it in for one cent that is literally just you doing it so that this when this conversation comes up you can show can you bet it first no yeah you can bet it for five cents i think is no that's not you no no betting for a cent is different than betting for a dollar betting for a cent is literally just so that you can pass this conversation no maybe i don't know maybe no way you don't bet how much did you bet it for show us just tell us that's you just tell us what do you how much how much was it an actual bet or was it just an actual bet an actual going to happen and you want to show why won't you tell us because you have hardos on the internet dave they're hardos they don't stop i got enough going on but you get they already think it's as low as it can be so there's nothing that's fine so then that's imagination it's like kate upton's tits it's in their imagination like if you show up and you're like oh my god i don't know what to do i don't know me and it's two dollars i'm gonna be like good hit yes okay then there you go but if it's one cent i'm gonna be like that's not one cent it's not one cent what is it text me it privately i won't say anything i've seen that trap before no not when i say i won't do it he's not a writer text me privately i won't say it i will not say it you know i will not say it because we i have the last text that is good it's gonna eat me up on the inside now i have fun i mean it's whatever i have to know it's little it's a little it's a little i know you think we don't know it's little two numbers no it's not two numbers i'm going way under two numbers unless it's like 0.02 no shit it's a little guy but how little yeah i'm hoping for like point like you know two five you say a little guy like is it like we need a microscope or is it a little guy oh it's a little little rabbit i didn't know i could need to know something this it's a little guy what we know is little rico you think we don't know it's little at this point like like are we talking are we talking to minnow or are we talking we need it's a little only only oh this could only fucking it's whatever are you gonna cry all right could you buy a sandwich with the winnings it's a little guy yeah you could 100 that's fine like oh you can buy you can buy a party you can buy a party hero you can buy a sandwiches for the entire party hero so that's what like 12 bucks yeah you got it dave this entire pick them we're talking is that it 12 bucks what's a party here i'm looking it up i'm telling you he said that yeah he said it yeah well you could buy enough for everyone to have subs that's a good that's a good i i have no problem with this there you go okay all right no problem with it rico i got a lot of problems but you understand that's like that that that's pretty good yeah it's a little guy i know it's a little guy just leave it alone that little guy's a real guy i don't yeah i have no problem with that all right that's like cam my girlfriend bets that all right back to a regular start she'd kill for that i know that's a good hit rico it's a good hit yeah that's real money you won yeah you understand when we i i you you get in your own head if you posted that you're fine like what what you're not what do you what are you looking around you're not rolling on some millionaire you can't be putting hundreds of dollars on 30 to one shots that's fair this is what unit non-union shaming looks like we're building you up i thought you had i thought you bet a penny yeah me too that's a real bet you won real money that's a good bet all right i was i was gonna say i think you also misled people with party hero to me that's a big sub you can go to a nice dinner yeah a decent dinner you could go you could take the boys for one or two no you can take the boys to chili's no you could just listen john's oblique are a great pizza place you can buy the place out you can get anything you want on that menu and bottle of wine the whole world not that now they have house wine and crap no no label on it but he can do it i have no problem with that all right let's get back it's good to have the guys back yeah i can't believe that was uh that was almost tears yeah it's tough dan yeah that was crazy i mean we've had a lot of crazy moments that was i need a transcript of the of the first 20 minutes of today's show where it's like just asking a question yeah and then in like franco crying like anguish yeah like a director's cut yeah we're in parentheses this league this league will eat you up hey pick them listeners we're going to take a quick break for a message from one of our partners football is back and with draft king sportsbook september comes with a boost all september long opt in 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i don't vacation shame i'm not gonna vacation shame but it's just it's what he does like he he knows he's got a skeleton in the closet and here he comes as the grim reaper like it's that's not fantasy a table is going oktoberfest yeah already went to germany what one day one two days no monday tuesday that's crazy that's crazy tables that's nuts october core uh wait it already happened we're not in october yeah but it's october in germany i made it they're ahead got it what what days no no what days were you gone sunday monday tuesday nfl sunday that's nuts well yeah but i was on the plane i was still that's crazy with the drinks worth it i would say i would say in your role summertime is is when you should be taking those drinks i would say in your role summertime is is when you should be taking those vacations we were given a a very nice opportunity on octoberfest oh you got nice opportunities that's nice like nobody else in this company gets opportunities that they'd like i get an opportunity every fucking day you fucking scumbag oh i got a very nice opportunity because i work here so i took it in the busiest time of the year that's a fucking lousy ass fucking attitude and answer if we're being honest i got a great opportunity why'd you get that because you're fucking they like you because you fucking work here you dickhead because you work here on the weekends that's fucking dante the don who fucking only knew gronk because of me and knows everybody's fucking life because of me and then when i'm working my ass off at a bill's fucking tailgate and i'm like hey we need some b-roll for this fucking video sorry you can't come film here all right you're dead to me forever know why you let him come back yeah you did let him come back who dante come back where like he's everything dead to you he works here when he when he complains i text dave and he doesn't fucking respond that's like he can go do his thing fucking gaz brought fucking the kid who works at the building back i would have never brought that kid back he didn't deserve a second chance the singing kid he's back oh no he came back oh they never should have been back here the second time when he was oh yeah yeah yeah and then we negotiated five seconds after and gaz like i want to bring this fucking piece of shit back you know what he left again yeah yeah you can't believe who they are when they show you who they are believe them yeah they're right bosco you're right dave you can't believe us never leave us if you do 48 hours cry and come back as soon as possible great opportunity so wait jackie how drunk did you get in germany not that bad okay and what was the great opportunity who took i i that was i misspoke but no who took you there uh just a guy we know in chicago oh okay that is that sounds like a great opportunity can't pass that out i don't really i don't really want to go into any more what's the uh march madness trip this year you guys go to south africa taking any more vacations no you can take vacations no on sunday our gambling guy on sunday in nfl week two that's nuts you know what i was doing on sunday and we're getting that bell sitting in a little four by four hotel room fucking we got a contract with fox to pay all these fucking clown salaries i could have been anywhere literally on the globe and i'm sitting in a four by four cell waiting to do my show and it's 80 and sunny i got nowhere to go that's what i was doing and losing everything everything dave and i were texting on sunday that was uh all the rams game that rams game and you misled me when i woke up where you're like we're back i was like we hit this parlay okay in my defense we we bet chiefs i thought you bet chiefs big i bet chiefs big we just we decided i had 50 on the chiefs 50 on that parlay 100 on the red socks red socks got fucking wiped out so the parlay i thought we were gonna get early exit which we should have but fucking jackie jackie octoberfest was was all the way in munich drinking oh yeah yeah dave you p it's fine you you owe me probably 75 grand 80 grand jack you honestly do like we're joking but you do because the other because of the kicker yeah the kicker came in yeah but it would have already been out he would have been so i was we were recording pmt what happened was we bet gruden's parlay david parlay and it was so it was russell wilson under yards not even close not even close it was not even close winner yeah yeah yeah it was he proved like 100 yards he needed 230 what was the other thing rushing your over 50 and two field goals from graham gano and graham gano was hurt before the game they announced it like literally as kickoff happened they're like oh he hurt his groin he's like i'm gonna text jackie jackie tables we'll get this kicked off so you're still gonna win the parlay the other two but gano's hurt he didn't play for the first half he he texted me i'll have it i'm gonna text jackie draft kings will probably refund i didn't know he's at octoberfest on an nfl sunday yeah 80 000 so i so so there are draft kings does a great thing where they do early exit if a guy gets hurt doesn't play at all in the first half and you bet a prop they'll you still gotta win the rest of the parlay which we did which we did but they'll void that leg so uh like it happened with cd lamb cd lamb goes out in the second play of the game against the bears and they void it jackie graham gano i was recording pmt and i see they kick a field goal i just assumed it was the punter dave still after the game that it was graham gano yeah because graham gano they said he got hurt before the game is questionable he didn't do kickoffs he they went for an extra point they forego a field goal he wasn't playing that the whole thing would have been voided but jackie's taking vacation and fucking week two of the nfl season because somebody in chicago had a great opportunity what a joke this league is fix it fix it jack do you owe me 80 grand i don't know what that parlay would have been it was plus 500 they would have to rearrange the odds but i had 50 i 80 you owe me at least 100 they were both little plus monies you owe me 100 grand figure it out fix it jackie are you gonna fix it yes the uh yeah i know what would the what would it have paid out at least 100 would have been double god damn it yeah so that's why i text you we're back because i didn't realize it was graham gano that came in i thought it was yeah he like and did like a hero act and kicked an 18 yard field goal and then fell over i had no idea so when the chiefs won and i was like oh this will probably be an early exit because of graham gano i had no idea that it would have been if jackie if jackie was on top of that and not gallivanting the globe with a great opportunity on the second week the nfl season they probably would have done it before he even came back yeah i put 4500 on it just so if you want to keep it up to up to date they're 110 grand he's down then all right uh that was a good start to pick them rico how are you doing overall like you you you the milk thing really bothered you huh no it just hank brought it up i mean i got over it the next day i was fine it's just uh yeah i'm all right it's just for the rest like that's that's i try to be civil and jackie comes in like he's gonna throw a punch and then oh jackie shouldn't have thrown any punches that's what i'm saying like i i'm not his first guy anymore all right uh dave you go i'm doing the rico thing with my hands i just caught my hand doing like the rico thing yeah yeah so you don't let it out there's an october fest and i'm out here in the trenches so you don't let it out you bite it you got a great opportunity great i'll take a quick break to tell you about our friends at row row.co this ad is sponsored by row row sparks are a two-in-one prescription treatment for stronger harder erections they hit the bloodstream faster because they dissolve under the tongue and getting hard 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utah was awesome so much fun uh and i had that game so wrong uh i was right i've been i'm four and oh against the spread in games that big noon has been not getting the respect that the ball knower at these games that i should i that line stunk it absolutely stunk yeah no you're you you nailed that one what what other uh and texas tech beat him on a back the backup quarterback what other takeaways that was that was my two take with texas tech and then indiana which i think you were on illinois dave that i was i didn't see a inch of that game i didn't see any of it i mean i saw highlights after march oh my god i mean obviously the screw job in auburn oklahoma was incredible three layer screw job yeah crazy um i mean i i don't i don't know how you all right you can miss a pass interference uh the scoop and score they miss but the the the cheating play i don't get like i don't know how that's not reviewable and i don't know like are you a scumbag for calling that play if you're oklahoma it's like you're cheating i i don't know i mean i like there's clearly an illegal play they've been warned about that play they do the play hugh freeze is arguing in real time about the play i just don't know how you go don't go back and throw a 15-yard pass i don't know how you go don't go back and throw a 15-yard pass i don't know and be like it's clearly an illegal play that was crazy yeah it was pretty crazy uh they're done the tears hurt so well they're not done i don't know but tears out for two or three weeks i think they said um and i think oklahoma let me see what their schedule i was impressed with michigan even though they didn't win by a lot i thought they were very dominant against nebraska and i have i i if you said dave not even michigan like are they going to make the playoffs i think they are that drive at the end was something yeah they didn't finish it that last play with underwood i would have said he was gonna score a hundred out of a hundred times it looked like he had two blockers in front he's a big guy didn't score that was the first time how did he not score there but yeah no i'm happy with their progression and he'll keep getting better uh biff poji with one of the worst coaching decisions of all time at the end of the half and the first half oh my god idiotic he's just biff ball that's you kind of got a love ball you live by the biff sword you die by the biff sword that was an absolute guy that would do that yeah oh so fucking stupid but now the only thing i'll say uh is rule wasn't doing it on purpose he fell into it like he wasn't like i'm gonna set this guy up like i don't know what they were doing they gave up and started running the ball which was nuts but yeah that was the second i saw it i started walking out of the room and they turned around i was in the cave i'm like there's gonna be a touchdown now because they just gave him a free hail mary and that would have been a devastating way to lose that game they also had a huge like taunting call that led to a touchdown but overall they dominated that team yeah they did uh i agree with you michigan like they their schedule sets up they should be in the playoff uh by the way oklahoma so they have a bye week this week kent state and then texas so probably he comes back yeah this is probably something he needed for a while and they were like hey we got to just do this now because you basically have three weeks until texas yeah uh and then they have a tough schedule after that all right um let's do picks let's do the five games hey pick'em listeners we're gonna take a quick break for a message from one of our partners it's fran from chicks in the office the weather is getting cooler and abercrombie's fall drop has everything i need for the season the best-selling anf sloan taylor pant is a closet staple for me i'm always wearing it to work events happy hour anytime i want to be a bit more dressed up and the viral dylan dress is easy one and done perfection but my fall uniform will always be done in the fall and i'm going to be always be denim paired with a henley sweater a bra free top it's comfortable effortless it just never fails find your fall capsule at abercrombie shop in the app online and in stores all right now back to the episode okay uh we're gonna start with the game we're gonna be at illinois usc uh illinois got absolutely smacked by indiana usc usc's probably got a legitimate complaint about the scheduling here they played 11 p.m eastern time on saturday night against michigan state now they play uh noon eastern on saturday the line is six and a half the over under 61 and a half dave i'll start with you because we're going to that game yeah so i i was wrong on illinois i didn't watch much of it i'm going on altmeyer i think is a good quarterback i am also i watched i watched uh the first half of usc last week in michigan state i had the over easily i loved it there was i don't i think the guys are right there was a major injury at the end of the first half that really slowed that game down um i think the schedule here is a major factor i think them i've all i don't like these outside of oregon maybe but i don't like usc and you ucla they stink coming to the midwest i think it they're soft teams illinois if they have any pride we'll be ready for this game i think it'll be close i like illinois in the points yeah i'm gonna agree with you i'm gonna take illinois in the points i just i also like the over 61 and a half this is a brutal spot uh schedule wise and i do think illinois is not a bad team i think they were in a bad spot because indiana in i mean signetti is signetti is uh similar to harbaugh uh at michigan when when he's got it when he knows he's gonna win he's going to really fucking rub it in yeah you know what i mean like he's gonna run it he's always finding little things that he's pissed off about um 61 actually i'm gonna go over 61 and a half i'm not i'm gonna stay away from the side but i i do think illinois will stay in this game uh rico your pick i'll take the bait i'll take usc i feel like an idiot obviously of how bad illinois looked last week but i've been on this usc team i do think they're pretty good um i'm take usc minus the six and a half okay to dave's point they they um they came into i know it's not her but they they did okay against uh against purdue and it's not really they didn't cover i had purdue yeah one by 16 did not cover you're right but they didn't cover they didn't cover against michigan state either yeah michigan state put up 30 points yeah okay well yeah isn't that what was the final score in that game 42 to 31 or something yeah that's not covering their 18 point favorites yeah no they didn't jump out to a 17-3 lead against purdue that does yeah that doesn't count as covering i agree i both can be true i also had usc in that game so i know that they did not yeah i had purdue that was a winner for me uh at the michigan the michigan state game west for these early starts i it's tough and the michigan state game was out west though just for the record well yeah because i mean you have to it's tough to go from the latest start time in college football to the earliest if you're not playing on the west coast yeah that's fair this would be a great game it's just what a weekend with the rider cup too it's going to be an incredible weekend of here's my annual take i i don't i don't find the rider cup interesting oh go on i just don't i i like golf doesn't hit it's not like a contact sport i have a hard time with those like videos yeah the firefighter talking to like the team but i don't like i don't know it's just i don't put american pride in golf i think if you asked obviously they bitched and moaned about getting paid um and i think if you ask any single one of those guys hey if you could win the rider cup or win like the toy the the honda invitational they won't hesitate to say give me the honda invitational i disagree with that i think i mean some tournaments yeah but the random ones no i think that i think they'd all rather win a single than this team i i just are you talking about the americans because i think that's why we get that's why we lose a lot is the europeans do actually yeah i'm talking about the americans because i think that's why we get that's why we yeah yeah because it does feel like the europeans actually care a lot maybe more than us yeah i mean they're not getting paid i mean the bitch didn't get paid obviously they know like we didn't really care but you did because you want to be like you bitch to get paid i don't know it just doesn't do it it's like oh we beat europe i like i don't really maybe it's sort of like the america's cup like honor that guy the sailing like it's just a thing i don't like really care about it is the only time they compete as a team in golf though no it's that's just blatantly true right what's the other one president's cup live live okay i mean president's cup is like that's why they're like we get paid for the president's cup right yeah okay tickets are also expensive it's one of those things where it's like the everyone else is making money that makes sense why the players should do what do you dave this is we won the rider cup my team won the the barstool rider cup is that out yet it's out it's finished okay that was finished two seconds into it well i know that but i didn't know if there was like one kirk kirk i don't know you guys i'm sure we'll talk about it kirk ruined like kirk that was lost the second kirk hijacked the draft a hundred percent um well i would also say uh whichever team ended up with me was gonna probably lose well i mean the way they did it where it's like all the foreplay guys and couldn't do this and kirk's gonna be like well i played great yeah but you ruined the whole thing so nice job what we have an eighty thousand dollar bet as a team and me and jerry are trying to convince the group chat to like take a shot and everyone else is like we want to take a heavy favorite and dave said riggs has final say well riggs is a captain yeah any any what like i just i just don't know where to try and lead everyone so how much how much was it per person 10 grand 20 20 and they said you can do yeah it's 80 minus 200 max wait what if how many people are on our team there's eight eight people oh so it was 10 grand 10 grand yeah yeah yeah and and then with the possibility for 20 or more or like you're correct yeah yeah yeah if i were you i would uh i'd go like a two to one i i would i would try to take a shot i mean it varies 10 grand means different to a lot of different people i mean i i probably like if i walk away with 20 grand out of it i'm probably happy for a normal so i would just probably do like a straight game it's probably what i would do yeah yeah i mean then listen if you want to like then take a shot by yourself you can true there's nothing stopping you from then putting 20 on another game good point good point true all right uh all right ohio state at washington washington plus seven and a half over under 51 and a half i'll start i think i'm gonna take washington this game this line danny this line is screaming no i agree with you yeah i agree with you i then walk i think washington wins this game yeah the line open at 15 i know it's at seven and a half i think it's at seven and a half i think it's at seven and a half and this quarterbacks never played a really this texas team not that great who they beat that's the thing where where everyone's putting ohio i think ohio state's very good but it's all what they put arch in a fucking torture arch stinks stinks sam houston put him in a torture chamber thanks you're going to one of the toughest places to play in the country great coach first true road test for this quarterback watch out I like the Huskies outright yeah uh by the way I think Sam houston was the game that arch actually played well yeah that he pulled the bosco yeah that he did it uh bosco city he he bullied a little guy he's like i i'm not i'm not running with the big dogs but hey fucking you know uh trista crick i'm gonna get in your face yeah that's what he did we were doing so well where we were doing so well the bosco though he was flexing on a on a sam houston state player yeah we're doing so well we're doing so fucking well what do you got in this game bosco i'll take the over i think washington can score i'll take the over okay uh here's a fun one lsu old miss old miss minus one and a half over under 55 and a half we had this disagreement on pmt dave i want to hear your take i don't think it's a big deal everyone's making this huge deal that uh lane kiffin's daughter's dating the linebacker i think it's it's how it would help lane if anything because he probably talks to him and gets a little fucking information first of all it was all programmed with this espnw thing 100 and if you're lane kiffin do you want your daughter dating like the starting linebacker at lsu or some tiktok dweeb you want the linebacker at lsu he's probably happy as a pig and shit that they're dating so yeah this isn't a thing at all like they're trying to make oh you drop this on game first of all they clearly it was orchestrated they knew it and if you have a daughter you want her to date the star football player not a wiggle dicker so one of the great non-stories of all time thank you are those the only two options the people you can date no but everyone's saying that it's like this oh my god yes yes oh lsu player fucking dicking down link like first of all lane kiffin and his daughter seem like they have a great relationship he's probably known about this for a hundred percent he's probably known about this for a hundred percent he's probably who else is she gonna date hank she's a very pretty girl with a famous last name she's not dating the use of the world she's dating either like a football player a famous tiktok dweeb yes old miss frat guy like the only way what would you rather what would you rather the linebacker at lsu or a frat guy at old miss and these frats that by the way old miss i hate the sororities the sororities that at old miss some of the worst people ever yeah i mean that feels that way that is personal yeah big old titties she knows you have to tell me after uh yeah the only way like i just didn't think it was that big of a deal and i think actually i if you're if you're weeks the guy dating lane kiffin's daughter and let's i'm going under the assumption they've been dating for three months okay let's just say that and it's been under wraps you've probably met lane kiffin you're probably a little intimidated by lane kiffin lane kiffin's probably asked you a couple questions about how how's camp going how's how's the defense looking what what sets are you guys running that's not a crazy leap of of logic is it well never mind that like his how's that weird it's a little weird what his daughter is not distracted listen all this hoopala the daughter's not distracted she's not lining up she's not putting the chin strap on the boyfriend is so again i this is a non-story i bet lane is thrilled they're dating that is you'd rather the star football player than the frat guy or the tiktok kid period you know what it is it's it's uh it's a bunch of people who are who are too old to or too young to remember aj hawk and brady quinn that's what i was gonna say yeah that was no she went and by the way lane would probably her date somebody not on his team so i am correct what why are you trying to get me to do the weird thing because you want me to bring up the tom brady i thought it was weird yeah it was a joke yeah because i do think that's so weird uh do you think it's weird dave that tom brady's in the booth calling plays and then yes talking okay oh man that blew up in your face hank and then all right so wait let's do this pick because then it's gonna blow up even more in your face uh with the next game uh i'm taking old miss minus one and a half same old miss okay oregon versus state penn state penn is minus three and a half over under is 51 and a half hank is going to the game dave he's going to the game with max say we got a we got a uh sold thing they're doing a meet and greet they're doing the white out hank is rooting for state penn i like oregon here i don't know that they're gonna win but pick them like so give me the field goal all right so so let's let's ask the real conversation is here you're riderdom because i'm going for rider of the year you are the reigning rider of the year you're going to state penn and you're rooting for state penn you're going to state penn you're going to state penn against rico's duckies listen there's rico and i think rico there's probably a bunch of examples of this especially you know without the alabamas of the world it's like you have your morals you stand on your your your high horse and stuff but someone sends you a jumpsuit someone invites you to go on the field you go into the game like dave you do it when you go to these games it's it's fun to go to a game i don't really have a rooting preference between i don't think this is the whole team to win i don't think this is this is bad ridership at all okay i don't think this is i got a question because this just triggered something in my brain this might have gone the wrong direction for my rider of the year rico question for you this just popped in my brain how quickly did you text stephen pearl after he got the job about an hour he's always he's always shit dude you're in alabama you're you're nato's ride or die you can't do that you can't do that do you think dave do you think dave would text the new ohio state coach when ryan day like gets fired someday yeah but dave went there and he only roots for one team they know my root i don't want to say and steve have been great to barstool but i would i would text uh patricia but nato's is his guy yeah he is my guy but dan dave said this the other day no no he said don't wake up barstool listen the alabama people they want me to hate auburn i hope alabama wins every game i hope auburn wins every game except the two that they play obviously and don't win the title when i come down alabama but it's good for dave said this on wake up barstool it's good for the big 12 when they're rooting for their conference okay so with the sec they have changed the eyes of college basketball to the sec the iron bowl is becoming bigger than duke carolina on that date it was last year not true totally false not even close not even close just an totally one of the most obscene statements ever said that's the beauty of rico he had me there like that was actually a really good answer by you they were they were both you went a little too long that game was that game had more juice that's where they went is bigger than carolina duke that's insane in certain years yes alabama never never the country doesn't matter if they're both winless that game that not overall that day it had more juice yes it did yes it did no in them there yes it did it had more juice never that day it did because it was like one verse two wasn't it that's what i'm saying not overall but as you're building and you're building this and the iron bowl i don't care about that day no superpowers you need alabama and auburn to be really good that's the two they don't call it the iron bowl either yeah they don't call it the iron bowl do you rico let me ask you a very important question does nato know that you text steve pearl they know i'm friendly with steve yeah okay okay they're recruiting the same they're recruiting the same living absolutely absolutely okay i'm just i want to know where nato's you know he's he's okay with it you think he doesn't know he's there's no way he knows they've known they've seen the pictures right now text nato's right now and be like hey just so you know i texted steve pearl they know they've seen the pictures of us at the final four shows with pearl they know where we're at with okay all right so back to this game uh dave or rico so are you i mean this is this is your matchup this is your duckies versus state pen white out the line three and a half over uh 51 and a half i mean yeah you want it now it's the mortal oh all right you could take you could take the three and a half points and shove them up your ass because we don't need them because we don't need them franklin against ranked 12 and 26 3 and 17 against the top 10 1 and 14 against the top 5 drew and aller 4 and 5 against ranked teams completes like 50 of his passes throws for 151 yards he's not going to be moving the ball um they're not going to light it up i like landing i like more the duckies are doing the thing they win the game on the field and they embarrass everybody out there who probably who's going to be on the jumbotron because they got a jumpsuit with no morals that's what they're going to do hanky so take the three quack quack they win the game on the field and they're not going to be hanky and and dan and dan knows too because like you know he's had conversations about college like oh there's no real like superpower team yet who's really showcasing he alluded to it last week he goes watch out when the duckies go next week they could rise to the top of steam in the top team in the country yeah if they win this game i think that conversation will be about them obviously miami's got a bye week did you see rico on pmt i said i'm white out though i i dress yeah that's the other thing that's the other thing franklin with his stupid glasses took a shot at fox in his press conference what'd he say so now that's a shot at us is that what you're saying yeah i bleed fox okay One-time, two-time appearance. I bleed Fox. So they, he goes, oh, I know Fox thinks that 12 o'clock noon is the same as night. You know, all this and that. Hey, buddy, win a fucking game, pal. Quack, quack, get in the pond. Facts. I'm taking Oregon plus three and a half. I do think it's going to be. Stop making witnesses who know things go disappearing in their car. Okay, Jamesy. I'm going to, I do think that Penn State's going to be able to run the ball. I do not trust Drew Aller. I don't know. Drew Aller's not the guy. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's going to be a tough, tough game. It's going to be a really tough game, but I'm going to take Oregon plus three and a half. I will take the points. Dave, do you have a pick on this game? Yeah, I think it's pick them. So I'll give me the field goal. If it was the other way and Penn State was plus three and a half, I'd take them, but I'll take the points. Sounds like he's a little upset that you're going in the whiteout. I don't know what you want me to do. It's a sponsored thing. And yeah, if I'm at a school that I don't really have any, you know, allegiances toward. Where does? I'm rooting for the home. No, I'm rooting for the home team. We're going to be on the field. That's not that. I have no problem with that. I know. But it's after Kansas State last year, and it's, you know. Yeah, you forgot about Kansas State last year. I also forgot about Kansas State last year. For the listeners, what happened with Kansas State last year? Yeah, they didn't win. They didn't win. Okay. So Hank was right. Hank was right. All right. Yeah, my money's green, Hank. You're right. Yeah. All right. Last game. I don't even remember what I did. Georgia at Alabama. Alabama. Or, sorry, Alabama at Georgia. Georgia's minus three. Over-under's 52 and a half. Jan Miller back for Alabama. Should be good for their running game. I'm going to take the over in this game, 52 and a half. I don't know. We'll see. Kirby Smart's had an Alabama problem. I don't know if that was a Nick Saban problem. Obviously, last year they lost as well. Will be interesting. This is a massive, massive game for Kalen DeBoer. Like, if he wins this, his seat is immediately a lot cooler. And if he loses. If he loses, holy shit. I feel like Alabama fans are going to be pretty upset. What do you guys got in this game? I actually can go in opposite of you, Dan. I like the under. You touched on Kirby Smart, one and nine in his last ten against Bama. I'm sorry, Georgia, one and nine in the last ten against Bama. Kirby Smart, one and six against Bama. But I like the under. Yeah, I think there's going to be points in this game. I think Georgia's defense is not great. It's not like classic Georgia defense. I think Gunnar Stockton looked, he kind of answered some questions. In the Tennessee game for me, like he can, he can sling it a little. So, and I think Ty Simpson's pretty good too. I think that Florida State game was obviously really bad, but yeah, I think there's gonna be points in this game. Dave, what do you got? The line. I like Simpson like a lot. And I've said that. I think Florida State may go down when we look at the end of the season and be like, oh, they're like kind of a national title contender. So the Alabama loss doesn't look, the Alabama loss to them doesn't look nearly as bad. There's a line. There's a line to me screams. They want people to take Georgia like three points at home. I like Alabama here. I think Alabama wins the game. I think it's high scoring, but I think Alabama is, I, they're better. I think people just got off track on them because that Florida State game. And I liked Florida State. I said that going into that game. I like Alabama and the over here. And I Simpson, I could see him working his way back into a Heisman candidate. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. I agree with that. Hey, pick them listeners. 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I like Arkansas plus the four and a half. I think they can win the game on the field as well. I'll also take the over 64 and a half. ND stands for no defense. The way they've been playing. Give me the over USC minus the six and a half. Tulane Tulsa over 53 and a half and the duckies plus the three and a half. Dave. Arizona state. I like this team. I had him last week at home minus three and a half against TCU. Um, Houston minus 13 and a half on the road against Oregon state. That seems to debacle. I like that. Tell me what I said. I like that. I have that on my car. Everyone keeps telling me UCF is like the worst team in the pack. 12 and I, I don't, I, I big 12. I mean, I, I don't get why people are saying that they're undefeated. They smashed Belichick last week. Um, plus five and a half Kansas state may be one of the worst teams in the country. So I'll take the points here with UCF. They're undefeated. They struggled in one game. Everyone's like, they're terrible. They, other than that, they've cruised. So they're a decent program and have been. So I don't really get that. Um, Syracuse coming off that big win plus six and a half at home against Duke. That to me is coin flip. Um, Arkansas at home against Notre Dame. Is there, uh, you got to bounce. I, the only thing that worries me in this game is the way Arkansas lost, like going in to win fumble and go in. Do you get back up? I think they do here. And I like the over 63 and a half. So Arkansas, the points and the over, I already gave out Illinois plus six and a half. I like the over that game. Um, we have Washington, by the way, is eight and a half, eight and a half now. Okay, good. Is that your favorite? Is that your favorite outright dog, Dave Washington? Are we running it back to win? Yeah, as well. Uh, I'll look at everything I got late. No Baylor minus 20 and a half against Oak state. Gundy gone. That program is this, right? I do. Not think this will be like play for the interim guy. I think they get smashed again. Ole miss at home. I like them. BLC. I think LSU is trash. This is scary. I'm always on Iowa. Indiana looks unbelievable. Last week, Iowa at home. I think they keep this game close. Plus seven and a half Auburn plus six and a half against a and M another one where it's like, how is Auburn going to respond? I think the way they lost is not. Not so much crushing and maybe more motivating. Like we won that game. I also, I also have Auburn and I think it's, it's, it's my theory of you just played maybe the best defense in the country in Oklahoma. And now you're going to play a defense. That's not going to put like Texas AMs defense, defense, not that good. I think that changed to where they're, they got sacked 10 times. It's not going to happen again. Oregon plus three and a half at Penn state. Uh, I got Bama plus three and a half Georgia over 52. And a half Missouri minus 43 and a half against UMass. Okay. My card. I am, uh, on Duke Syracuse under 61 and a half. I think there's going to be a little bit of a slow start there. Early kickoff Syracuse off a big win loss. They're starting quarterback, uh, Iowa state minus six and a half. Uh, that's against Arizona, uh, North Texas over 61 and a half. I'm going to keep betting North Texas overs until they don't hit. Uh, that's just a respect over TCU, Arizona state over 61 and a half. Over 64 or 54 and a half Auburn plus six and a half. Uh, same reasoning as Dave Houston minus 13 and a half. Uh, Memphis FAU over 61 and a half Bowling Green over 51 Toledo minus 21 Air Force minus six and a half Stanford minus three. That's my card. And then I have my mortal, uh, Oh, sorry. And Virginia plus seven. That's a Friday night game. I think one game. We didn't talk about maybe real. Could you think Mississippi state gives Tennessee a game plus eight and a half? I don't know. That's like such a, I was looking at that game and it's like, there's a couple Arizona, Iowa state. That's a tough one. Yeah. I like Iowa state in that game. Um, yeah, that's a tough game. Mississippi state. I don't know. Are they for real? They might be. I mean, like for real in terms of like a home crowd, Arizona state. All right. Mortals Hank. I'm going, uh, Penn state. Oregon over 51 and a half. Okay. Zupi. Notre Dame minus the four and a half. Okay. Ebo. Virginia plus seven. Okay. Arizona state minus three. All right. I'm going to take, uh, Notre Dame and Texas A&M over 64 and a half or sorry. Notre Dame, Arkansas. My bad. It's over 64 and a half. I think that game is going to have a ton of points. I don't know what defense is going to get a stop. Dave, you're mortal. Yeah. I'm looking. I'm looking for, I have it written down and now I want to give some stats behind it. And now I can't fucking find it. Uh, is everyone else gone? Yep. This game. What, where the fuck is this game? Is Utah state Vandy this week? Yes. Uh, yeah. I love Utah state plus the 23 and a half. I don't know why I can't find it, but, uh, Utah state has one loss and it's to A&M and it was by 20 points. Everyone's. Slurping Vandy's dick. Utah State's not that. out of a football team that's way too many points and i'd have more stats if i could find i got more for you uh this is vandy's playing alabama next week that's a big look ahead spot i love utah state here yeah so i don't know why i can't find this game on what the fuck let me go to the conferences utah state's plus 22 and a half yeah so that's my mortal um what the oh there it is i okay i was looking the wrong spot yeah utah state is three and one they're one loss and by the way they beat air force by 20 who's not like a the work they're a real program a and m they lose by 20 in week one at a and m this game is good we're not crowning vandy a national champion quite yet i don't think 20 22 points is a lot yeah yeah they killed they killed air force yeah uh okay good show boys my my i would give my best money line is alabama i think they beat georgia are we doing money line rico right back yeah you got one dan yeah kentucky okay oh wow add kentucky to my to my uh to my uh card too i think plus five and a half to play in south carolina yeah what is the quarterback's playing right he is but he hasn't been playing well no no i i don't hate it kentucky played somebody pretty tough they didn't cover who was that they played uh no they did cover against old mess yeah yeah remember that was lane apologized for that yep yep yep yep 14 that game the whole time 14 77 14 to 1 wait what is yours for uh oregon oh okay 14 games that's the only problem because we had a nice spaced out last week yeah now i gotta bet it don't put oregon in do you like anything earlier i like oregon all right you don't you want me to throw something earlier instead of kentucky well no he doesn't want oregon because he's rooting for penn state oh yeah that's fine though yeah okay good pick them boys good show guys great time all right see you guys next week