349: Revealing the Internet’s Biggest Influencer Scammers

Jared, what were we talking about? Like, oh, I wish people saw me the way that I see myself. Oh, on the thumbnail, you had me flip, like mirror mask. I married you to make it a little bit more like symmetrical, like because I was in the middle had both your, like his face point, this way, your face point, this way. But when I flip the thing, that's how you see yourself in the mirror. Yeah. And it's like, well, I know that's how people know that's how you see yourself. Oh, right. Right. Yes. You're correct. If you flip it. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy how like the same every, like our, how different everybody looks to other people. Like you, you guys look so different when you mirror it. And then like, I, if I take a picture and marry you, I'm like, oh, God, that looks doesn't look like Matt. But to you, it looks like you, that's how you see yourself. Have you ever done the magic mirror, which we've talked about before? I'm just scared to do it. I did it at Epcot in like some bar, like a magic theme bar at Epcot. Did you do it drunk? Um, I got a couple beers in me. All right. But um, it was not as alarming as I thought it would be, because you know, there's always that guy on TikTok who's like at festivals and people walk up and they're like, it didn't feel like you're, it didn't feel like you were looking at somebody else. It did feel like I was looking at someone else, but it was me, but it's not like your typical reflection. Yeah. You're just, it felt like I was standing in front of somebody that looked like you. Yes. And I was not that creeped out by it, like, though I had always been apprehensive about it. You can buy like a cheap, they're kind of like stupidly expensive for just like two fucking mirrors. Yeah, like this 12 by 12, $250 for the years. Dude, you can build that for what, $10, but you have to get it like perfect is the thing. How does it have to be perfect? If you just, because like these are two mirrors facing each other, but there's a seam down the middle that is really hard to seamless. Yeah. God, it's the seamless part that makes it. It's true illusion. I just kind of like when you stand there with a suit and they go to like, ham your pants, you like get up on that little stage. Is that a trick? No, that's not, that's just a regular, that's just like. That's just like. No, yeah, it's just a surrounding mirror. Yeah, like a try mirror. And those you catch the back of your head. And you're like, oh, God, you really see all the ball spots in the back of my head. Oh, my God. Darius, I'm fascinated by like certain mirrors that are like really good mirrors. I feel like at the gym, they put mirrors in there to make you look good. Yeah. And I've been in some people's houses. Sometimes I feel like a mirror in my bathroom is a really good mirror versus another mirror I look at. And I'm always like, I want to make sure if I ever like built a house, I get the mirror that I like the most, but there's so many different types. There's a mirror in my house by my bedroom that Danielle likes to take mirror selfies on, like when she's in her bathing suit or whatever, because she said it morphs her face, but she said, morphs her body into like a way where it looks like tone. I'm like, that's okay. And I didn't even know that was a thing, but the word that's why that's why every time you see your take a picture, she's covering her face, you know, I'll be able to be this far apart. Yeah. But dude, no, that's why yeah, Jim's it's supposed to like motivate you because you see like in the mirror, you're like, oh, fuck, I'm starting to look good. And they have that super hard downlight. So you get like more definition. It makes you look like you're, you know, super caught up. It's the same thing as like casinos. They pump that oxygen. You really keep you up. Keep it good. Keep you again, motivated. I'd like, I also love vintage mirrors, like really old mirrors, like they're not the prettiest, because they've kind of like, have like the roughness of the old mirror. I mean, knowing that this piece of art, a mirror has reflected life longer than you've been alive. It's reflected life for hundreds, like, or a hundred years. It's like, it's kind of beautiful when you think about a really old mirror. But then sometimes you look at it, you just start seeing fucking. Oh, I know, it's spooky, but kind of beautiful at the same time. Oh, like that. Like it's just like kind of washed out. Yes. That's cool. That's like a really cool flex, like, own, I think. You see that? A lot of time in like the back of bars. They like to do that type of like, they do that on purpose. Like make it look like it's always been there sometimes. I wonder if the person that first invented the mirror, like people thought it was like sorcery. Oh, it's bad to have been. You probably could only see yourself if you were looking at like a reflection of yourself in the water. And then somebody comes along and it's like pointing at you. I'd be like, oh, the first mirror, people were probably in lines for it. I got to see what I look like today. You know what I want to see? Get ready with me using the water as my reflection. And then it's like, I'll say you she points it like down and she has like, do it. Make up in the water. Okay. Do Patrick star. That's not a bad idea. I haven't seen that one yet. Yeah. That is kind of like a really good challenging. I'm trying to find the exact video, but it was fascinating. This guy was showing like how old mirrors were made by like a like chemical reactions that they were doing. And you like, you pour a bunch of this stuff in here. Maybe this is the video, but he like swirls it. He swirls it around until it starts like forming, like a metallic shine to it. And then by the end of it, you can't even see through the bottle. It's just mirrored. My water when I pour my liquid IV in just disappears. Imagine trick. It's truly baffling. That's really crazy. I did not know that's how mirrors were made. How do you think they were? I didn't know it was like a, I didn't know it was like a mixture of liquid that you pour over a fucking guy's just got it like with a buffing tool. I just like did not think it was that. Have you seen people that take photographs on like glass plates? Yes. Sunstaining it. You like take this photo and you can't see anything and they lay it on like a piece of glass. And they like shake the water around it and it transfers. Like this is like old technology. Like the first photos back in the day. But it is, dude, I this looks way more high tech than me just air dropping something to you. I don't understand it. Is it or you're talking about this? What what he's this guy's doing? Yes. So they you take the old school photo. Oh, and instead of using like your standard film, you just capture it on to glass. Dude, it is so crazy. That's really badass. That's better what they're doing at a mall kiosks. You know, mall kiosks, they're like, well, print your family inside of this glass. He had a like three little globe thing. Oh, gosh. Can you fast forward it? I just want to see the results. I not on a desktop. I wish you could fast forward on desktop. Again, they are incentivizing. You know, you're going to see it right now. So then it starts to reveal it. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then the chemicals switch it from the negative. Wow. Wow. That's really cool. That's so sick. Wow. Looks like a Mumford and Sons album. God, that's awesome. And now you can just do that on Lightroom. Hey, a dollar for a preset. Okay. You did exactly that. He did all that boom photo. He did all that. All right. Well, guys, we have another exciting episode. As always, let's run the intro, baby. Run it. All right, bookies. It's called baby, baby, baby, baby. That's good. Smile. Cheers. Welcome back to Zany Heath. I'm filtered. I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm Matt. And I'm Jared. I'll be having a wonderful day. Just for you, not with us. Sorry. Yeah. Guys, it's the morning. I just got up. I'm getting myself just terrible last night. I woke up at like 250 could not go back in the morning. What time do you go to bed? Like 10 30. I'm saying it's not bad. That's like four or five hours of sleep. I know. But I was up for like two or three hours. Just tossing in turn and trying to do anything. Then I was hungry. Then I had to go eat. And then it was just I've been trying to fall asleep on my back. These past few nights because like I'm getting a really bad neck. And I think it's because the way I'm like, you know, like we all have our like comfy, really comfy way to fall asleep. It's the only way we can fall asleep. But like if you stay like that all night, you wake up and you're you aren't literally fucked. Yeah. I like put my hand under the pillow. And I go like this. And then I like I go on top of my like shoulder either side. And I know it's so bad for my like for my bones and for my like nerves and everything. So I'm really like I'm doing. I don't know if you remember this. Remember Gabe or friend from Florida. He was he was showing us the way how he sleeps. Yeah. And he was set. So I've been trying to set up my pillows like that to really just stay on my back. And it's been really tough. And I know it takes a really long time to practice doing that. But I'm trying to. Yeah. I'm right there. That stomach sleeping probe with my fucking hand under the pillow like that. Oh, that's bad. But it's it's minus my one under straight up when I'm sleeping. I go like this and just lay a little hack for that for me that like gets me sleeping on my back. I put one hand in my underpants. Jesus, you know, it makes me feel just like a little bit more secure. Because sometimes when I come sleeping on a plane, a little hack that I like to do is I like to put my hands on this like I'm a prisoner underneath the belt. Just to feel like a little bit more secure. That's why you like the heavy blanket. Yes, I like a weighted blanket. I just I feel a little bit snug. And so I put one hand in my underpants. Yeah. Two fingers on the gooch. I feel like I'm being suffocated under those heavy blankets. I don't know why people help people like just like being under the like just snuggied breath to be like a little hack while I'm flying. I like to take my penis out for comfort. The one thing is Thank you for the lead at Blanket. I feel like it makes me feel like you need to pee a little bit more. Yeah, because it's pushing on your little pressure on your blood. Yeah. I know. That drives me nuts. And I'm trying to not to, I'm trying not to take melton in anymore. Like I'm really trying to like, you should take that like when you need it. I know. But like I'm talking about like anything like I know like there's, there's, there's different ways. There's magnesium. There's a melton and there's a night well. There's sink. I, I, I'm trying, I want to do it naturally. Like it's a collute. That's why we're looking up for it. Sanic. Or just not. Yeah, heroin. Make nap time all the time with heroin. That's where one thing. People do heroin. It's like, I don't want to nap that much. Yeah. It's like, I got stuff you got to do today. It's a full day, it's a full day adventure, right? When you're on that. I think when you start, when you start and you just feel great and then I think you get into like the nap phase where it's all you want to do is just knock it out and be on heroin. God. And that's all that matters. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Of course. Thanks, Jared. Jared, guys. Because someone is a heroin. Last. And it gives him the support line. Guys, I, you know, we should say it every time. Do not do that shit. Don't even try it. It's not worth it. Don't put anything in your veins. Don't put anything in your nose. Yeah. The only thing you should be taking is peptides. Redder. Are you on peptides? No, no. No. And after that, after that whole pancreatic, I, it's not not worth it. It was such a scare. It was so fucking scary. Like I, I thought I was going to die at Newark Airport. Like the fucking last place I wanted to drop that is in that fucking new, new work in New ark. And you were on a layover. How embarrassing. On a layover. That would have been on your tombstone. I imagine just my family, because it's Newark, like everything's gonna happen there. Now all my friends and family have to go to Newark bringing you back to LA. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it would, it's just so much. It wouldn't have been worth it. I'd been like, Mom, just keep my body there. I do. So many people I know from my high school in college now are like selling peptides. It's a new way. It's like a friend being like, yo, man, selling peptides now, just if you like need to know, I'm like, what? I, I, I mean, I'm fine. Yeah. Are you all good? You still need to have some sort of license to even make it, right? To even distribute it, because I know there's times where like you can even find it. I think the clinic that you work for has to because there's times on these sites you buy it and you, you don't like, it's, you don't purchase it through the site. You have to like sell them. But you're not like a doctor. You're not like a, a, you know, a practitioner can prescribe, you're not prescribing, but you're just like giving it, like it just sounds a little weird, but, but I'm surprised that those sites are even like up and are able to do that, like even still sell through sell. You know what I mean, like that's crazy, this is America, this is a minor. It kind of reminds me, what was that the, the, it was basically like a pyramid scheme, but you would sell like makeup products, they had the pink cars, Mary K, Mary K, that's what it kind of reminds me of. Mary K, like, like in a home, like beauty stuff, like, hey, girls, let's all get together. I'm hosting a little makeup thing, come over to my house or I'll come over to yours and they just sell like makeup products. It was like a huge, but they had a way of pyramid scheme, but you never heard of that. Yeah, if you ever see like the, it's like a rose gold, what was it, a rose gold Cadillac or something like that? Just like a pink, and it would have like Mary K on the side of it. They would like give it to you if you sold so many products. If you love them up in the tier, yeah, these like boom or Facebook moms would like get their friends to all get together and they would like pitch it as this just like, yeah, let's get the moms together. And then all of a sudden one would bring out this briefcase full of makeup and then like kind of sell it to everybody I've seen it. I was almost like the way way back then, like when I was working at the airport, my, I was almost involved in nothing illegal, but like a pyramid scheme, but it was for energy drinks. Oh, weird. Yep. There's tons. Was it verb? Yes. It was. It was verb. How do you know that? I thought it wasn't like that big of a thing. No, it was a huge thing that went around like right when we first started getting into the vine. I started just getting messages from all people at our school being like, oh, yes, that's it. They were like, I'm doing this like new energy drink type thing. If you could like, like maybe like help push my link and like people would just be like trying to get me to like pedal for them so they can drive an hour and a half to hours for these meetings. Oh, my God. That's how they get. Yeah, because I was like, I wanted to be successful. Like I wanted to be a businessman. You guys know me. How they sell it to you, like you want to scale up and make good money and have a flexible lifestyle. Join this. And this is back when I had like maybe 10,000 followers and on Instagram. So my head was like, oh, my God. Like I see the future. I could do it. Like this is a boss. Be your boss. It's a good thing they weren't around back then. Zane would have paid for every single fucking TikTok guy course that's like selling their get rich. Yes. Oh, my God. And all of the zoom meetings doing like I'd be paying consultants a lot of money. Yeah. Help me with social media. I can not believe you remember that he I really thought it was like a like a like a small like a new mom's that would sell spark, which was like some form. It was like I've almost like a pre workout energy powder. Oh, yeah. Spark. And you couldn't like get it in stores. You had to get it from like someone in your neighborhood that you knew the old. I feel like the only ones that have been like super successful are like our life because that's still considered like a tier system type. I mean, yeah, it's still around. It's like herbal life stadiums. They sponsor so much stuff, but it's in itself a pyramid scheme. Yeah. But the thing is that it's very successful though, like you have a little fan base. People like love it. Yeah. Oh, even look. They even got fucking what's his name? Ronaldo Ronaldo. Ronaldo in there. Damn. That's how you know. The cut code was always like a big one where you wouldn't sell sold knives. Yeah. I had a few friends in that. Cut. It's such a crazy concept. Selling knives, you would have the thing is about pyramids games. You have to then sell it to your friends and family. Yeah. Like you have to get them under you. Now you're getting like them like lost in to this whole business, you're setting all these are there. Now you're setting in their brain. All these expectations of like, oh, you're going to see success under you. But as long as they're under you, you don't care really like about you're not going to really help them as long as everything is filled up under you like all your slots are filled. Yeah. My mom gets annoyed. Your friends are selling knives. You know what? One knife. And be like, all right. We're done. I kind of forgot because like I lived in LA for 10 years. But since we moved here, I forgot how much soliciting is out there. Oh, just door to door. Door salesmanship. Bro, it's every fucking day. I got somebody come into my door and you in the burbs, you get a lot, you get a lot where you are, Heath. I like I never get anybody into my door with that and it's crazy because I don't, maybe there's something about California where it's like illegal to do it. I don't know, but I never had solicitors in LA, which is crazy because the houses are closer. You could cover way more space. Right. Right. Now, dude, it is unbelievable. Oh, interesting. Uh, Jared just pulled this up soliciting is illegal in California. Oh, it involves prostitution. Or look, violates local rules for commercial door to door sales. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Depends on the neighborhood and stuff. Oh, man. But you know what? If a kid does come to my door with that little candy box thing, he's like, I'm going to buy one. Yeah. Make my child work. But he's there. He's at your door. Yeah. Yeah. But the mom's probably driving him around like, all right. How do you go there? Well, hopefully if it's like a fundraiser, but like, I don't know. It's the people that are coming. Like, when Zane was just in town, it was some guy trying to get me to join his gym and give me training lessons. Oh, dude. He came three times. No. It was like, normally when you say like, Hey, I'm sorry, can you come back later? You know, when you say later, normally it's like a week. This motherfucker came back two hours later. Don't you have more houses to hit before you even hit this one back? I remember a guy in college came to my apartment and was trying to sell me magazines. And I was like, trying to hear him out and I was interested, but then I was like, I can't buy magazines right now. Like, I'm in college. And he was like, okay. Nice shoes. You got over there. And like, I had like our box where we put all of our shoes. I mean, yeah, man, I know it was like, do you have just anything to help me out, dude? I really need money or whatever. And I give him five bucks and he goes, what about those pair of shoes over there? Shut up. I was like, fine. Here's the pair of shoes. Like, I gave him a pair of shoes and I think a pair of like sonooks, those like canvas flip-flop things. And I was just like, get out. And then I was like, get out. Do that. Some balls to just be like, you know, those shoes. Yeah. He was just like, he just wanted, I wanted just to do anything to get him like away from my door. Yeah. I don't know, but what's the percentage of houses that these people have every day? And like, what's the percentage of it actually working? Like the conversion rate? Like, yeah, the conversion rate of like, from all these houses. Have you ever seen American honey with like, shy lobos? Yes, I love that. Oh my gosh. It's like three hours and they cast it with like real kids. It almost feels like a documentary, just how real everyone is. But they are like, really beat down poor kids that just travel from town to town going to wealthy neighborhoods selling magazines and just like doing the whole spiel and then whizzling their way into houses, fucking great movie, but that concept is crazy reminds me of that show animal kingdom. I knew you would. You've been watching. I did see a really funny video of a guy going up like soliciting selling no soliciting signs. Yes. I saw that too. I mean, and it was the reactions of everybody who's door he knocked on was hilarious because they just burst out laughing, but they bought the signs from him. That's really good. Genius. That is fucking genius. But also he was really funny about it. I think if they said no, he would just knock their door again. again, immediately right. Are you sure? See, this will keep happening if you don't have this sign up, that's good. You are a really good salesman. I always love the guy though who like has the like, it looks like it's like Windex and they're like do a little stain, but you know what, dad, you know what, I'm you talk, I can't even recite these. No, where is he right now? But there's so many of those types of like, no, that guy, that guy specifically, she's probably CEO of the company. Welcome to Hot Takes with Zane and he brought to you by Mountain Dew Bahab last. All right, let's get started. All right, here we go. A birthday week is insane. You get one day that's it. Nothing more. Don't ask anything else for me. One night one day. One day it's birth day, not birth week. I think the most is two. If you want to move it to the weekend, then you get that weekend. No more than two days. Two days is pushing it, pushing it. All right, Hot Take, there should be a legal age where you have to stop pretending you like camping. Are you attacking me personally? Dude, you're so young. I think there's a certain age where I can never get over it to stop liking it. Fun to me. You come back with horror stories that I don't want to hear. See, this is, this is why it's a hot take because some people don't agree. And also it's not only a hot take. You're in a hot tent. You're not, you're either sweating your booty off or you are freezing your booty off. That's it. But there's parts that are fun. Like, like going home, like sitting in the forest and having to use leaves. That's not fun. You don't need a $70 supplement. What you need is sleep and a vegetable. No, because I need 200 grams of protein a day and I cannot get that with food because it is too much food. I can't fit all that food in my stomach. I do not agree with that hot take. Yeah. Okay. Maybe that's, baby, that's why you don't have any of this right here. Look at that. Give me that. It's good. That's that $70 supplement. Everyone says they hate attention until nobody notices their new haircut. Preach clock. Yes. I don't really like attention. But do you mean just me whipping it till somebody doesn't notice my bangs? I actually, you know what? I actually didn't. I don't even notice my own hair. I'm losing hair. You don't compliment me when my hair looks fuller. I barely got praised when I got a hair transplant. Where's my flowers? You know how much my hair transplant was? Too much. But people noticed I'm juicy lips, bookie. Yeah. And I put chapstick on once and you didn't do anything. Please. You don't need another self-help book. You just need to do what the last one told you to do. I've never read a self-help book before. I've never even read a book before. Why can't read? If you post a crying selfie, you're not actually sad. You just want attention. I said it. I said it. I couldn't imagine being in the moment actually sad and being like, hold on, let me first of all, take it and then post it two steps. Just be normal and post a sad quote. Maybe write something in your, in your notes app. You barely post and you're gonna post a picture of you crying. That's crazy. You don't even look good. You don't have a cue cry. Or set it to your friends first. Get some approval on that before. Or just talk to your friends first. I'm sure they would be more than happy to help. All right, hot take. Being emotionally unavailable is just being selfish with better branding. Oh yeah. Me. For sure. You know I'm all about branding. It just sounds good. It's got like a ring to it. And yes, I am selfish on top of emotionally unavailable. They go hand in hand. Yeah, you could be both at once. That's completely acceptable. That's fine. Actually, most of the time it is selfish, but it's okay to be selfish. Choose yourself. We are us. Be who you are. You are in your parade. Hot take. We have enough types of milk. Why are we got 10 different milks? Why do we got macadamia nut milk? Stop milking things. He needs a milk. I'm in milk. I get oat milk. Sure. Drive the line. Coconut milk. Who needs coconut milk? Peanut milk. What are we doing? That sounds good. Actually peanut buttermilk. I'll take that. Hot take. You should have to get a license to podcast. Ooh, self burn. Those are rare because the misinformation is ridiculous. Yeah, podcasts mics should be more expensive. I mean, that's that's a very popular saying, but I agree with it. There's no reason for us to have a whole studio lights mics and also an upload button. Somebody take these from us. We should not have. There's idiots. All right, that's our hot takes for today. If those takes were a low too hot and you need to cool yourself off, make sure to grab yourself some cold Mountain Dew Baja Blast, baby. That's right at any local retailer near you or Mountain Dew at dot com. Thank you, Mountain Dew Baja Blast for sponsoring today's episode. We love you. Oh, my God. Okay. So, you know the movie that just came at the 824 movie, buddy. Yes. Like the Barney movie. Yes. All right. So I've been seeing it on my phone for the last few months of how it was like a horror movie. And like, you know, a scary movie, obviously, it's an 824 movie. That's how you know. And the way it was promoted, it was also like you, you know, it's a scary movie. I mean, that's the only way they promoted it. Apparently these families are going into this movie, thinking it's a kids movie because I don't, well, first off, is it not rated R? It is rated R. But like, I don't know how these families are buying the tickets. Well, I guess the dad is just going. Oh, well, yeah, it looks like a big, uh, come furry dinosaur. It's not going. Hey, I see you have kids. You know, it's rated R movie. Yeah. That is surprising. They should be letting the employees know like you do know what you're about to go. I was really surprised. I'm like, this doesn't make sense because you back then, people would go to the movie. And there was no trailer. You just like, oh, let's see that. Like I get back then because you didn't really know what you're about to watch. You just see like what's up there. You probably see the picture of a big Barney dinosaur there. Like, oh, that's a kids movie. I'm surprised parents are even taking their kids. They're trying to try it. They're trying to like, they want the story. Just being like, we unbelievable. We need to be compensated. My child is trauma. You know what? I mean, I could see a, I honestly could see a 24 also putting this out, pushing parents that just go see it and then complain about it on social media. Because now we're talking as PR. That makes sense. That makes sense too. Oh, it's the maker of too many cooks, which too many cooks is that crazy. What's it called? Adult swim thing that they put out. It starts off like it's a very like full house sitcom and they're introducing a bunch of characters. And then it just keeps going and they keep introducing way too many characters. And then it goes even deeper. The whole thing is like 12 minutes. And they aired it on adult swim at like 3 30 in the morning one night with no announcement that this whole like short film as a bit as a bit because we need like, I couldn't imagine for the people that were watching it on TV going, what the fuck is this? It transcends space and time. Okay. So it was just one. It was just one like episode or one. Yeah. It was this one like long short films. Was it super creepy? Was it just can use it? It starts off like, you know, very heartwarming. And then it goes very funny. And then it goes like very dark and then funny again. It's, yeah, you should next time you hit hit a joint too many. Watch too many cooks. It is, you have to watch like or just or just have it on. I showed my dad. I was like, boy, what the hell is this? Like it was like a little too much. That's that's, you see, that's something like I would do. I love little bits like that. Just like, hey, let's confuse the audience. So hard. Yeah. Where did you love this? Yeah. I love that. This type of shit. That picture kind of feels like a backroom like type thing though. Yes. That looks so familiar, even with the weird characters. It feels like he feels like a cover of a documentary of like this psychopath who made like, like, like, like, psychopath producer who made this show. And these were like the victims. Yeah. It also kind of looks like Rick and Morty brought to life. Okay. Yeah. This looks like something on like the intergalactic television or something. What's that? What's that? Um, again, adult swim show where it's like super like anima fucking robot chicken, not robot chicken. But yeah, no, I guess it just it goes with what Jared said. It literally looks like cartoons brought to life in one room. Did you ever watch adult swim as a kid? Uh, sometimes some of it was like a little too high brow. I could, I didn't, I could not understand it. Aqua teen hunger force. I never understood. Futurama wasn't really my vibe. I was more of a family guy kind of person. Like this aqua that was like too much of a stoner show. And I wasn't stoned. And as a kid, it went way over my head. The sentence was like a little too high. Like for, for some reason, when I was a guy, the only one that could like, actually register to my brain. As like a, like, I really set up the joke on family guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They really help you understand the joke. Yeah. While Simpson is like super like dry throughout the whole thing. You're kind of like, it's very tongue in cheek. Yeah. I never watched Simpson's or family guy or any of those robot chicken. I did like though. That was made by like Seth Green or not Seth Green. Yeah. It is Seth Green. And it was like the little action figures kind of like stop motion. And they would just have a bunch of silly. I don't see it on here. It's right there at the top. Robot chicken. Oh, I've never, yeah. I've never heard of it. I've never seen it though. Was that Nick at night? It was cartoon network at night. So like cartoon network with been turned into adult swim. Isn't that? Isn't that interesting? How like on a kids channel, you just got to wait a little bit longer and then all of a sudden and it's an adults. Yeah. Like that kind of make like you know, you know, I blew my mind and I kind of forgot that it's like a thing. We were at the little water park nearby. And all the kids are like playing in the water, whatever. And then the lifeguards blew the whistle and said it was adult swim. And I was like, what the fuck? It's like a way. It's with the name. That's why it's called it. adult swim. All the kids had to get out of the water and then it was just the adults swimming for like 20 to 20 country clubs and stuff a lot like it's a little bit more old fashioned than they, I guess they still do it around. That's where they got adult swim from. Yeah. And I was like, kids are out. Now it's adult time. Adult swim. It's a perfect thing. And they all like kind of like in that moment, just everything clicked and I was like, oh my god, adult swim, that's, it's just that kind of cool. You just, and you just, you heard this when you're at the water park? Yeah. They still do. Wait, what water park is this? Well, I guess, I guess it's for when the life guards go on break, so it gives them time to not have to, yes, be on watching the kids swimming. So it alleviates them from like their shift, whatever, so they can get a thing. But the kids are still swimming. No, no, no. They have to get out. Okay. Or adult swim. So that way the life guards can technically. Got it. Got it, got it, got it. That's where it all comes from. Pretty cool. This never is back the bus never, well, I mean, this popped up on my feet. I'm not sure if this was a, no, this is one day ago. I remembered this. This guy was in the news a couple of years ago. Also, the bus never knows somebody who was a victim of the bus, Sniffer. I don't want to say her name. Wait. Yeah. What? Yeah. Someone that we know. I remember when like this guy, like last time he got busted and was in the news, she posted on her Instagram story. Like I didn't incident with this guy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like I think it was outside her apartment. But basically what this guy does, he has this bizarre fucking king where he goes around in public. And if like he tries to go up to strangers, get as close as he can and just get a little sniff. Like he may go down, try to tie his shoes and get a sniff or if someone's trying to like look at a shelf in a department store, he gets real close to try to get a little sniff. Crazy. And this guy has happened multiple times. He's been caught and it's all in the LA area and you know what? That area that that she's in hotspot. Hotspot I guess. Yes. Yes. It's crazy that he has that much of like an itch to go do that to me like to me watching this. This feels like a biscuit. It's such an insane thing to do. It's kind of like the it's kind of like the flash guy like the guy running up to people in the church going just ah, and then running away. It doesn't seem like that there's more for it seems like more for shot value than actual kink. You know, it's like this crazy thing where it's like if it doesn't feel real for the smell or is it for the for like the taunting of the strains or wants to get away one last time. It just seems like hold on real quick. It's it's wrong. It's disgusting. It's horrible that he does this to people. Is there something illegal though? Yes. I'm sure there's a way that you could find it like, but what would like you got close to somebody? I mean, I wish I knew the legal jargon to describe exactly what it is, but that is like because it's the same thing as like going up behind like somebody and smelling their hair, right? We're trying to like take pictures like under their skirt or something like that. I mean, I guess the biggest thing you can do is put on the news, right? It's like we all maybe it's not like on textbook illegal, but it's like, you know what, what we can do is just put on the news and then use what love that. I mean, I think he's already a sex offender. So his name is Calise, Calise, serial butts never serial butts niffer. Can you imagine that's like how people know you buy it now like serial butts niffer? Take his nose. Oh, and it's also nude conduct. That's what this says. Crowder has also was already on parole at the time and has been documented history of similar arrests for nude conduct in both clinical and multiple times. You lose your nose rights. Oh, yeah. I like that. Hold it off. I saw that text. I was like kind of crazy. So like, you know how like we inhale and exhale like through our nose and like the way we like see it is that like, oh, it goes in and out like right there on our nostrils. But your nose really is just like a hole that faces out and sometimes like don't think about breathing so much like through and in at your nose, but just through that hole and just breathing like this is like human one oh one. Do you understand it? Yeah. I mean, yeah. What do you mean? Not so much a breathing up. You mean like breathing? Just picture is it like the whole of your nose. That's what's breathing. Oh, it's kind of weird. It's almost like kind of meditative like to like sit down and are you a mouth breather? I feel like I'm not getting enough air. No, I breathe through my nose. But if you didn't have your like if you didn't have mouth tape, you would breathe through your mouth while sleeping. I probably would find myself going to bed. I'm not breathing through my mouth. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to do mouth tape because it's like so clogged up here. It would I would have a tough time. I tried it one time in the middle of the night. I had to rip it off. I had a panic attack. I was like, you're you're you're being fucking I still a little strip right there in the middle. Just a little one. Oh, so it's not covering the whole thing. It's not the full lip. It's just there to like train it and God forbid if no, it's not it's just the medical tape, like a roll of a medical tape and you just cut a little like less than an inch. Oh, put it right there. Just like train you like Halloween. Yeah, but I only do it like Monday through Thursday's like I will never do it if I've been like drinking or anything like that. It's just to try to just like as like a habit. Yeah, I like that. Because sometimes the idea and I it's become a habit because the idea of my mouth being open throughout the rest of the night grosses me out. Yeah. So I'd rather just like keep that. I know your breath is just like three times too worse. You have your mouth open like that the whole night. Kicking. Kicking, kicking, kicking. The worst is when you're on an airplane and you fall asleep and your mouth's open, you wake up. You're like, oh, gosh. 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Oh, that's kind of nice. Oh, this is cool. Yeah. But here's the thing is that they get you because the camera can't see through regular toothpaste. So you have to buy their specially non foaming toothpaste. Oh, come on, Dyson, non foaming toothpaste. I mean, it has to work though. That sounds like you're just like brushing with like soap. I'm trying to think of like, here's the thing I, I don't think the camera is like an everyday use. I think maybe it's like a once a week, once every two weeks, because it's like, that's the whole point is that the camera is going and it automatically detects like the gaps in your teeth. And then it shoots the water through the gap so it gets that black. How are you going to be anti AI, but then you're going to go buy a AI toothbrush. It's not AI. It is. It is a power. It's got to connect to Wi-Fi. Well, my toothbrush has to connect to Wi-Fi. Yeah, let's put Wi-Fi right into our mouth. Hey, guys. Can everyone get off Wi-Fi just the signals? I got a brush. I got to go turn my toothbrush off. Yeah. The footage is blurry, guys. Can you everybody hop off the stream? I can't wait until like a proper tech review. I got to see the reviews of this, you know what, you know what else in my house runs under fucking Wi-Fi, which makes no sense. My treadmill, if my Wi-Fi goes out, it stops running. Like, there's a difference between, like, because I have, I have like the Bowflex where like you can watch, like you can watch YouTube, you can watch Netflix, Hulu, whatever. I understand if I can't watch anything, but it's the whole treadmill stops running. Like, it just shuts down without Wi-Fi. It just incentivize people that have no internet to fucking, you're there to work out. Yeah. Like, I don't need to, I don't need to watch anything. I just want to fucking work out, but now my Wi-Fi is down. Oh, now I have to skip fucking cardio. Did you not read the reviews before you bought it? No. I think that would have been one of the top things. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I like to have fun though. I like to be spontaneous before I buy something. Live on the edge. Live on the edge a little bit. Exactly. Honestly, I think all those treadmills, I think that's they all operate under Wi-Fi though. When it comes to like the TV, just when you have like the whole kick and caboodle, yeah. There's got to be one that lets you at least walk without Wi-Fi with the TV. You would think. You would, you would think. I think I'm going to donate my treadmill to the gym. Donate. Good on you. I donate it. Are they looking for donations? Okay. There's like one treadmill that's been broken for the past two months. So there's only now two left. And so when you're there, it's kind of rare to get it open. So in my head, I was like, if I donate one, now there's an extra one available. And I get my room back because my second room is fucking, it's just jam packed with shit. And I feel like I might get some perks, right? Maybe all my waters are free there now. because you feel like by their waters, you can't donate in hopes of getting something in return. I was the guy who donated, you know, that treadmill over there. Did they tell you? Okay. That's where it's my wife. I think as long as I, I get reservation on that treadmill, right? I say, um, tapping the girl on it, gotta get off. Yeah. No, no, no. Why don't you donate it to a physical rehab center where people are in need? I could do that. Need to. I just feel like they wouldn't use a machine like that. I'm sure they have their own special treadmill or donate to like an elderly home or something. I don't fuck with the elderly though. Yeah, I just like don't really vibe with them too much. I'd rather they don't need it to somebody else. Okay. You know what? I like to like to think about like as a donation, like you leave something out on the curb. Yeah. I think somebody picks it up. They're excited as hell. They see it as a jackpot sitting on the side. You know, I, I didn't realize that a lot of people still do that. I just saw. Yeah, I just saw her passing by my house and they picked up like this, this like chair or something. Oh, Patricia. When we're driving. So do that. And when Patricia sees it, she like slow down, slow down and I'm like, here we go. Here we go. And I, I don't like to pick things up off the street. I know a lot of people do. I think everything's covered in cat piss like you that I don't want to do, but sometimes you get like there's a reason why they're getting rid of it and we got to lug this into the house and move shit around. They just did not see my evening going this way. My patio set at Taluca, yes, they're really nice like teak wood table with the chairs and everything. Yeah. Found that side of the road. It's great. Really? Wow. Oh, the one that you read that you cleaned up and rewashed it. Yep. Cleaned it up. Got to look a nice, put a little sealant on it. Brand new. That's the best feeling. I found Herman Miller, like, um, chairs, like from like this 60s, like the, and they were true. And I saw him throwing him away and my parents neighborhood, I brought him back and my dad was like, what that is amazing. Couldn't believe it. Like, looked him up in good condition, like, at least like a couple hundred five hundred dollars. Those Herman chairs are those, um, the comments like an egg. Oh, yep. Okay. Nice ones. But I mean, everyone's copied them. Oh, yeah. I have a true vintage like yellow one. Yeah. We got the cheaper versions of those. Yeah, those are fucking nice. Oh, God. Did it look like that? Just like all worn out. Like this. Yes. Yes. But with like steel legs. Oh, but my dad, like, polished it all up and, you know, I'd like the nice varnish. Okay. Zane, someone DM me, begging me to show you this. And I thought it was pretty funny, uh, especially so it's a, it's a guy getting, uh, the, the aftermath of his hair transplant and with your procedure coming up, um, I just thought you should. Oh, well, why are you going to show it to me before I see this? Oh, it gets worse. Oh, stop touching it, buddy. Oh, no, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, what the fuck did they do to him? I don't know. Did he do the FUT? Can you find out if he did the, um, were they? There's no strip in the back of his head. There's no strip in the back of his head, yeah. What did they do? That was crazy. What's going to happen to you again for your new one? Like, I've done it twice, so I don't think was they're slowing the second time, just like the first, um, I don't know, Heath, do you remember any swelling? Mm-hmm. I don't think so. They were slowing the first time. I remember I looked like an owl. Like, you know, you know, you really pushing with a white owl, uh, yeah, the owl. When is your one scheduled? November. Oh boy. Where are your birthday? It's my birthday. You're on your birthday. You're going to go get a hair transplant. Yeah. No, it's, yeah, that one right there, right there, right there. The one right there. Like a barn owl. Yeah. A barn owl. That's exactly what I look like when I was, when I did it the first time, but you wish your hairline was that because I don't want to actually send, I'm going to send that to him. You go to a barber shop. They're like, all right, you got any like reference cuts. They're the only thing I'm, the only thing that I'm scared of. And because they're good office and I've seen other, I've seen friends go to the same guy. The only thing I'm scared of is that they get their hair transplant done in like two, three hours. And remember how long my other two took me, yeah, it was like 12. It was like nine to 12 hours because they're just like better staff. There's like 50 people in the room. I don't know. I just hope they're not doing it quicker, quicker because maybe that's why you swell up so quick because it's like very invasive and a short amount of, I don't know. I just hope that doesn't happen to me. Like I can't record like that. I'm not going to be able to see. Can you imagine? I can't believe this is your third one. I know. Clearly like the first two you were like, it's, you know, when you get a tattoo and you're like, I love, I love getting tattoos. I'm going to get another one. And it's like, under the knife, you know, I don't like be under the knife. I just like, I, again, I've said this before, I refuse to be balled and I'm into whatever I can to not be balled, just like go as long as I can. It is kind of crazy to think about three hair transplants by 33 years old. I know. I know. That is crazy. Three, three, three. Can you ask? Is that crazy? Three under 33. That should be a, that's a documentary. All right. That's a good drink line. Yo, got three under 33. Is it illegal to get three hair transplants under 33? Oh, legal. I would love to know the odds. How many people by the age of 33 have had three hair transplants? Yeah, it's probably, it's honestly probably a small percentage. Jared's googling, is it bad to get three hair transplants? It's, it's going to say it doesn't matter as long as you're, um, you have it, uh, that, that, that enough donors in the back of your head. That's all. It is generally discouraged. Ooh. Oh, wait, oh, that's, okay, maybe I shouldn't do it. So yeah, getting three hair transplants before age 33 is generally discouraged because male pattern baldness is still actively progressing in a finite donor supply risks, permanent depletions. Zane's like, I lost one hair doc. I need it. It goes in for one every time he sees it. No, I'm losing hair pretty again, like at a rapid rate. Like it's, it's going quick. So that's why I'm like, I'm just like nervous when you, when you shower, do you see like hair in the shower? Or, uh, no, I'm just noticing it. Like every time I like get out of the shower and I comb my hair, I'm like, oh, my god. There's more. I see more of my scalp every time it's age, you know what I mean? It's like, we don't want to, if you see yourself aging and like, I don't care if I'm aging anywhere else. Just, uh, I think it's a privilege. Are you still going to do the full head shave for the transplant? I think for Turkey, I will. I think I will. Oh, this is in Turkey. Yes. You actually are doing the Turkish Turkey trot, the Turkey trot, the triple Turkey trot. Triple Turkey trot. Uh, yeah. I'm going with Hedaya. We're going to be out there for like a week. When is Thanksgiving? You know, you're going to be having Turkey and Turkey. I haven't, I haven't. That's good. I haven't celebrated Thanksgiving or Christmas and like the past three years, honestly. You're going to make some friends on the flight. I know. I want my entire flight to look like that. Yes. That would be an experience. Oh, I'm sure. There's airlines. The Turkish Airlines. Oh, wow. And you know what? I'm pretty sure I'm flying on Turkish Airlines. Oh, look, look, the girls are on there too. Maybe I can find a girl on. Oh, bless your children. That child will not have a bit of hair on their head. Like, it's the Arab jeans. It's the Middle Eastern jeans, man. We just fucking lose our hair so quickly. I mean, it happens with every, every, like, you know. Everyone has a history of something. I know. It's fine though. You know, whatever. We don't need to talk about it. Who cares? I know. Guys, I want to be bald. I just like to challenge myself. I'm bald and I'm proud. Before we continue, this episode is sponsored by BetterHealth. Look, if I could wake up tomorrow and instantly be better at one thing, as someone who has a roommate, I think it would be fully present. There's always something running through my head. 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Thank you, BetterHealth, for sponsoring this podcast. We love you. Did you guys see the update on the David murder case? No. No, dude. How is there even an update? It's like his attorneys dropped out and now he's being represented by a public defender. Oh, he's done. He's done. Wait, so that means his own team was like, yo, this is so bad. I don't even want to rep you anymore. And then they left him. The article did say that the judge asks, it's like, is this your wish to him? And he said yes. But yeah, he lost his defense team and is now going with the public. Because honestly, I know everybody has a right to have a defender. Everyone has a right to a fair trial. man, like there's just some things. you just like not even a lawyer can take this not the best lawyer for the worst criminals sometimes can just be like, you know what, I really care. I really care. At this point, you got to give it to like a student who's just going into law and he really needs a good case, a strong case. Yeah. And he just goes. Someone to hire him like man, you defended a criminal no one would do. It shows like, I don't know. A little bit of merit. But does it show? Does it like, I feel like people would start hate it. Like, I feel like you get this like bad rap, not from the, not from like the, I mean, in the whole world of law, if you're convincing, like, I think the thing too, like if it's one that's appointed to them by the state, they're not doing their own practice. So it's not like they're going to be hired outside of that anyways. So I don't think they have to worry about what that looks like, right? Yeah. Does that make sense? There's something, there's something really sinful about being a lawyer, representing somebody that you know did something bad. And even to the point where like, you know, because the lawyer usually lawyers and their clients are, they're honest. They like anything they talk about doesn't leave their office. But their sides were when they confessed that they did something, the lawyers still has to defend them, right? Imagine the, the, the criminal confesses to you and you still have to defend them. And you do such a good job that they get off and are found not guilty. And then you have to live with yourself doing such a good job. And you know that they murdered somebody. But how the, how is that like a lot? How is that legal? Like, you're an accessory to his, what's the difference between someone coming? It's a judicial system. I know, but what's like the difference between you killing someone, you coming to me, telling me if they find out that I knew I'm held, I'm an accessory to your crime. Yeah. It's like the same fucking thing. That's so crazy. How that's allowed. It's like, the lawyers are like protected under this, like, this dome where it's like, yeah, they can't really get in trouble, even if they know. And they have to defend them. Would you, would you tell your lawyer? Like hypothetically, if you did, I think in most cases, I mean, it's not, I feel like they're not like the movie is, but we're saying if I'm a killer, yeah, I think a lawyer would, a lawyer usually is like telling me everything. Yeah, but you will also strongly, I feel like most lawyers strongly will suggest you to take a plea deal, a guilty plea deal, where you're in jail for a lesser, like a less time than you would be. Yeah. And unless you were some super hyper intelligent, like serial killer, where you know that you could maintain this certain innocent, like narrative for yourself, disclose that information or keep that information to yourself from your lawyer and keep the narrative going. Because if you lie to your lawyer and your lawyer finds out that you're lying to him, he can be like, I don't want to work with you because you're not being honest with me. And it makes me look bad because it seems like I'm not fully aware of what's going on. Yeah. So that's been like a lot of times they leave is because the person's lying. I feel like a lot of times it helps the lawyer when they know that they actually did the crime because now they can build the case. They can build the case and the case. Yeah. So dark. Yeah. Very dark. How to get away with Murray with viola Davis. How to get away with murder that iconic walk. Just I love the viola Davis walk where it's like, oh, yeah, she grabs her purse, gets up and leave. I can do that. Jiff all day. I love her. She is, she is, she is one of my favorite actresses. She is so good. I pay good money for viola Davis just to yell at me. Oh, yeah. I just fucking $1,000 an hour. I'll take it. Yeah. I'd higher on viola. If anyone's a viola Davis's team would want to have you. And you know, she'd be great. She'd be so sweet. What if she was just like, hey, so what do you guys talk about on here? Yeah. What is this? This is, has she won an Oscar yet? Yes. Okay. Yes. I think. Yeah. Maybe a couple. I think she won for a doubt. Good. She's kind of in so many movies though from like, oh, she won for fences. Right. She's like in a lot of like crazy movies from like, back in the day and like the early 2000s. Yeah. I'll watch something that's old and be like, whoa. You know, she, but you know, she's put passion and fucking hearts since the beginning. You know, she's worked her ass off to where she's, oh, yeah. Just like you can, you can tell through the screen how fucking much heart and passion she has in her. Yeah. It was crazy going back and rewatching airbud and seeing her in that. I was like, I'm stupid. I wouldn't be surprised. That's the type of stuff that like she was in. Just like a small little world. Just like the neighbor. She's in smart house. You know what? Whenever she is the head of like an investigation for any, any show or movie, like where she's the head of the FBI, I'm watching it. Yeah. I'm watching it for sure. 100% I think she needs to be like in a, in a position of power. Yeah, because she is way too good at it. Juilliard, baby. Yeah. Juilliard. She was not in a position of power at the help, but what? Fucking fantastic. Juilliard. Damn. If I could go back in time and go to Juilliard. I'll just get in the Juilliard. I would love to see some Juilliard students act. I think it's like hard to get tickets to go like, watch like the current Juilliard drama class. Yeah. I think they're called like cycles or something. It's like America's next top model or troops. I can't remember the name of it, but just to go and then like watch them do a play because you could be seeing the next Adam driver. You could be seeing the next viola Davis before they get super famous. It's crazy seeing those seminars of like big, big actors, like asking questions. And they're like, oh, yes. Oh, like inside the actor. Where is that? I don't know. There's one with Bradley Cooper, right? There's one with Robert De Niro and Bradley Cooper was a student at Georgetown. Yes. And he goes, hey, I'm Bradley Cooper. I'm a student here. I just have a question. Mr. De Niro blah, blah, blah, blah. And little did they know they would be in silver linings playbook together in multiple movies. And Louis CK made a joke one time and his stand up a long time ago, like, you know, inside the actor's studio. And you have all these like students who are studying acting and they're asking, you know, the person who's famous. How do I become a famous actor, blah, blah? You're already not going to become famous. You asking a question right now. There's no way you're going to become famous. Like he's a whole just joke about the moment they ask a question, they're not going to be famous. And there's a scene. I believe it's an American hustle where Louis CK is in it and Bradley Cooper and Bradley Cooper, like comes at him and like, just like riles and up in his gets anger with them. Apparently that like was a fuck you to him because of his joke. But this was a scene. This was a scene in an American hustle, but it's the con it's not the context of the scene, but like them internally we're tapping into that got it type thing. So I believe it's American hustle. Yeah, there's like something where he's like rustling him up and stuff. I've never seen this. You know what? Neither have I. I don't know why the cast is amazing. Yeah, it came out like in 2013. Jennifer Lawrence, dude, she's also like another top for me, like top favorite actress. 100% Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence, Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson are all the same age. Is that kind of crazy? They're all born the same year. I can't probably now 37 or 36, but they're all born like in 1990. To me, there's so much older than me. It's so insane. Yeah. Like you it's like standing next to him. You think that I would just look like a baby. I just get off the carpet. 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Are you finding patterns and then cutting the patterns and then so our first couple of things, we just kind of like laid out what we wanted to do and traced around it like for the t-shirt or for pants and just kind of like, wang it, I guess, but then we ended up ordering like the little stencil patterns online. And then you could lay that out on the fabric. Bro, it is the most addicting. Like I feel like, bro, when I finished this t-shirt and pants set for him, I was like, I'm fucking Betsy Ross. I can't explain the feeling of sewing a pair of pants. Right. It's such a rush. I mean, and it's so you're right there with your hands. It's very satisfying to do. It's probably so fun to like make kids clothes because it's so small. And like, it's not, it doesn't take too long. You just keep making multiple pairs of pants in like one short amount of time. It's so cool. And I just feel like, you know, you hear your parents, like your parents and your grandparents talking about stories like, oh, I used to make them their clothes from a bird. rap sack that we would get from the Tatos. And I'm like, oh my gosh, grandma. Okay, okay. But now like when I'm doing it, I'm like, shit, you know, I get it. Maybe they weren't struggling. They just enjoyed it. Now with like Halloween costumes, you can be like, you can be whatever you want. I'm going to make anything you want any pattern. Like I just, uh, one of my favorite shirts, I have like this kind of motorcycle look in bike week shirt that I used to wear all the time. And I turned it into a baby shirt for him. Oh, and I just made that. Yeah, we did that one last night. Did you pretty much like cut the sides, like cut like a chunk of the sides and then you stitch like thinner? So what you do, like for that one, I, it has like a big graphic on it. So I wanted that to be the whole front of the shirt. So I laid out the stencil of what I was going to use to get the shape. And then I traced around it. You leave like maybe like a half an inch around like a border for like where your stitch is going to be. Yeah, we're like the seams going to be. I did that. And then I also did the back. But with making this, like you have to do everything inside out. Right. So you put the front and back together. So it's inside out, when I have to sew my knitting panels, yeah, you do it inside out. So it just, yeah, holds right in. And then you have to sew everything inside out. Then you did the sleeves, then the neckline, um, hem the bottom. But we were making this one pair of pants the other day. And everything is inside out. So like your brain is kind of like you, it's, it's like relearning to like ride a bike almost like it's like if it was back like it's so weird. So we were going through and I did it. And then we went to flip the pants inside out. And I sewed the fucking like a mermaid. It was just this long little like skirt thing. And I was like, oh shit. And then you have to have to undo the stitches. But yeah, it is, it's so rewarding too. And then when you put the baby in it, you're like, oh my god. Is it a pedal? Like basically, do you press down at a bottom and then it's electric and it just gets going? Is it easy? He's like threaded through because this isn't like seven different like places. You got to like put the spool in and weave it through. You get your your thread on the bobbin. So you have to spool that up. And then that goes into the bottom. Look at you on the bobbin. Come on now. And then yeah, it goes around and you got to hook it under it, go through, go up, back down and then behind the little lever and then through the needle. But dude, it is, you got to, Matt, you got to get one. You would die. I've considered it. I've sometimes I like the embroidery ones where you kind of like can just set it and like forget it and like digitally upload like an image. Unless you get the dual though, because some embroidery machines are only embroidery. Right. You can't like do proper like seams and stuff. Yeah. We went and checked one out yesterday. There was like this fabric shop nearby. And I was looking at this machine. It did sewing and embroidery. I was like, oh, that's sick. I was like, how much is this one? 12,000 dollars. 12,000 dollars. You know, 100. My goodness. 12. Damn. They're like, they're like, you know, they're charging that because they think that you're about to make close with people and start charging. So they're like, we got to make this higher because they're going to make this product. Yeah. But it was kind of crazy though. Like you could scroll through all the different like designs and everything on it. And you can upload whatever image you want. And it'll embroider that. Like it was, it was pretty high-tech. It's cool. But 12 grand. When did Mariah get interested in this? I guess since having a child has the algorithm been like showing her moms doing it. And she was like, I gotta get into this. She used to do sewing when she was younger. And then she always would do stuff like by hand, like just threading with a needle, like making like pillowcases, like all the pillowcases at the Toluca House in the backyard. All of those she like hand sewed all those pillowcases. Oh, wow. So she'd always do stuff around the house like that. But it just takes forever. And then when we had Tony, she started doing a lot of like stuff with felt like felt fruit. Yes. Oh, oh, like the magnets that that are on the. We would do the magnets. But this is more so like here, Jared, type in like baby felt fruit. Does it kind of look like those, those, is that hockey sacks? No, it's, it's so hard to explain. So basically a little mini like just plus things. Yeah, things that take it like squeeze and like chew on. But yeah, so you would fill it up with like stuffing and then you would, she would hand sew into the fruit like that. And she did like pizza and sandwiches and different fruits and everything. And I always knew she liked like sewing. So I was like, so I bought her. Yeah. So very good. That's awesome. So yes, I got her the singer. It's the singer heavy duty. I like the look of it. It looks really like old school in the classic. Yeah. Just that gray. Oh, yeah. That's so no. Because you could like modernize it. But why, why, why modernize it when you could just like make it look. Yeah. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Like that looks, it looks like old school. It looks passed down. Yeah. Very 80s. Uh-huh. I like the black one. Black is sleek, but that gray. Yeah. I get about it. But Matt, highly recommend. I think you would really enjoy it. It's definitely in the pipeline of crab hobbies. But you know, my finger would go right under it. Oh, yeah, like the Grinch. Oh, my God. That would make me happen to my friend's mom recently, though. She was using her sewing machine and went right through her fingers. Yeah. And she's a golfer. Yeah. It goes right through your finger. Or is it just kind of like stops? I don't know like how I'll severe the of the moment it is. Or if it like detects, well, it's kind of like, isn't it like a saw? Because you know, when it detects like, uh, no, no, no, no, no, it just goes up and down. Um, but dude, it's fast. Like if you floor it, oh, sorry. When I met, when I met saw, I didn't say like the need. I'm saying saw as in like, you know how they, they build it where it is. I believe saw. If it detects, is it he or something? So that's only a specific one. So don't assume that all of them will stop of it. But I'm talking about that one specifically. I think where people test it, though, like touch it with a hot dog. And it stops. Yeah. I don't know how they do that one. Oh, so now you got to get a whole craft room up in your house. That is what I'm looking forward to because like all my yarn, I just have an abasket. I can't wait till the day I have all my yarn organized by its weight, by its color, everything because it's, you know, it just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Kindle too. You draw what you want to make. I was trying to find a $12,000 one. That is that's what that is $12,000. I always love the brother. Brother makes also like the t-shirt, like making ones that are like, it's almost just like a printer. You put your shirt in it and it just prints like the color. Scott had. I guess so. Or I thought Scott was more doing like embroidery. He had like a embroidery machine, but then he also did screen printing. Screen printing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My buddy has like a whole t-shirt business. It's awesome because like if I ever want to get like a custom shirt done for like a friend or something, I just go in there and he goes, yeah, puts it in, just makes it. But it's like a $10,000 $12,000 machine. Does he talk like so? How much would he charge if he wanted to make like a custom shirt? He doesn't care. He goes as long as you provide your shirts. He goes, I'll print anything. But I usually will never ask like, can you do 15? I give it it was like a bulk thing, but if I go in, it's usually like two or three shirts. I'm just trying to make for like Patricia's birthday or something. Oh, and okay. But yeah, the big brother one, those are like really dope and super easy. You're not doing that whole silk screen stuff. You know people have to do like the stuff and it's not those iron on things that you still have to like, I impress it at the end just to get all the colors to say, but like it's just perfect. He'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm going to make a shirt today. But does he make it like he makes clothing for a brand? Yeah, it's his brand. It's his brand. It's a very successful brand. Oh, his own brand. Yeah. Got it. That looks fun though. Yeah, it does look fun. Damn, like making your own shit. Like, imagine just like creating your own like designs on your computer, bringing it there, making like 100 shirts. Dude, you know, they're all going to sell my whole TikTok feed now is just people making shit out of nothing. Like, you know, those you haul moving blankets. Yeah. This guy made a jacket out of a you haul moving blanket. And it looks way he. No, that would go hard. Zane, I'm, Zane, I'm going to send it to you right now. Like I have go hard. I have so many in my closet right here. I'm like, I have to do the you haul jacket. I think we're about to see it right now. Got the shale done. Oh, that's sick. And then he'll put a liner on the inside of it. Bro, yeah, that's something you'd you'd definitely need. Yeah, make it comfy. That's sick. Oh my god. Wow. That's really cool. Wow. I want that jacket for the next 10 years. Everybody in the family and friends are all getting just hand sewn shit. That's going to be the gift for now on. Damn, that's fucking sick. It's crazy. What? You can make whatever you want. And dude, and because I, dude, sure, it's so hard to find shirts that are like the exact like width and length that you need. Now, all you do is trace the one, the shape that you like. And you can just do it over and over and over. Yeah. Then you learn new techniques. And it's beautiful. You get to keep learning new things to do. Like, oh, how to do a collar? How to do this certain type of culture. Like a shirt, like a shirt, like this, is that is this like hard to make? Not like the graphics, obviously, but like the fucking. No, it's easy. No, it's easy. It's just a basic t-shirt with like a little. It would probably take a little bit to get it perfect the first time, right? Like, you have to keep like wearing it. Oh, this is too tight. Then you go unstitch it. Well, if you use the stencil of a shape and a side that you know you fit, you're fine. But to come up with that, to come up with that stencil, it has like, you have to, don't you have to like, get it right first with like, that's what, that's why I traced something that like when I traced his, I just put a shirt that he wears that is his size that I like. Got it. And then I traced that out. So if I gave you a shirt that I think fits me perfectly, yeah, that's all you need. Yeah, it's just like now, now when I'm rushing and I have a wedding to go to and I'm like, shit, I gotta, I gotta go to the tailor and get my pants hemmed. Now you can do it at home. How easy it is to hem like dress pants like that. I mean, yeah, you're just taking it up in the tent and then it's sewing it. Like, it's just, it's, Zane, it's so much easier than you think. Instead of going to eddies, I'm just going to shit my clothes to you. Have you hem it and then bring it back to me. That'll be quicker. I got you. I'm excited for you. Oh my god, I can't wait to see all the, like your whole line come out. The house, the house of who saw a line where I already got tags made. Perfect. That's awesome. Oh my, speaking of tags, I don't know if I want to say it. You say, say somebody else got it. Somebody else, I'll say someone was talking to Kristen Bell recently because Kristen Bell was knitting and they were like, oh my gosh, my friend Matt Nets, and he's straight. She was like, oh, that's so cool. And she was like, well, what does he make bubble blah? And she goes, hold on, she pulled up like a video of me and my knitting. Stuff and Kristen Bell was like, oh my gosh. That's amazing. Wait, where did he get his labels? So the person reached out to me, it was like, I was talking to Kristen Bell. She wants to know where you get your labels from. And so I got to send a message, not directly to Kristen Bell. I can't believe you're going to be on the podcast. Like you're talking about knitting. I'm excited. You just on armchair expert. Yeah, I was cheering in, but I was like, wow, that's so cool. Like just getting got all the way up there. That's funny. Yeah. Oh, I, um, I was meant, I wasn't wanted to mention, um, Dane Cook, when we were talking about, like, scamming because remember that story a long time ago where, um, Dane Cook's brother for like years was like stealing money from him as he was like getting bigger and bigger. I remember that. Remember that? Yeah, two millions and millions of dollars away from them. Like up from him, like storing it himself. And they're finally coming out with a documentary about it. And it like, I completely forgot that happened until I saw the trailer for it. And it's coming out and I'm really excited to see it. Yeah, he embezzles at least $12 million from Cook during his peak careers between 2004 and 2008. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. Like, can you imagine your brother just like, like, first of all, how do you not catch on to that? Your brother just starts like buying Lamborghini. Yeah, like I don't understand house. Just like, you're like, wait, am I making money? Are you like, it's just going to be crazy when you're like making so much money in such a quick amount of time. You're like, oh, well, this is so much money. Therefore, I think it's all accounted for, but there's even a whole other chunk of it that is being taken away from you underneath your nose. Was his accountant him like his brother or something? Yeah, it was like his brother business manager. So he was just probably getting successful. This guy thought he knew money was like, dude, I got you. I'll make sure we're family. Dude, no one's going to like scam you. I mean, we're going to probably learn more in the documentary. But like, sometimes people think, well, I got to be with someone I trust. Like, you would think like $12 million, you got to make it non-noticable. $12 million is just kind of like, I don't care what he thinks. Do you know if he got the money back? He pleaded guilty in 2010 to Larsen. Lars, why can't I say it word? Larsen, he forgery, embezzlement, and serving a six-year prison center. The thing is that if he doesn't have that money anymore, like, it's kind of impossible to get that money back. Yeah, he was forging documents and hid stolen cash in a home safe and inside pasta sauce jars filled with spaghetti sauce. What the fuck? I wonder how much money he had left. I'm happy he goes to his house until like house sit or dog sit. He's just like trying to find something to whip up to eat and he goes to mix spaghetti. Yeah, and just, just cash just coming out of it. Out of me, the thing, oh my god, my brother's into, he's in the drug cartel. Yeah, but it's your money. No, he never got the full $12 million, but the court ordered him to pay back the full $12 million. Oh, so he had it, like, it wasn't like he spent it all in cash, like on stupid shit, like where he couldn't, that's good. Damn, that's so sad. And then like, you lose your brother, like, you know, like they never talked again. Oh, absolutely not. That's so sad. It's a root of all evil. Danny, he was, I remember his peak. He was huge. He was a number one. I loved Dane Cook back in the night. It's so crazy. Number one. He and he breaking and entering. This is my favorite. And he was in every fucking movie. Good luck, Chuck. Good luck, Chuck. It's just like so many, it's so crazy, like looking back like, was he funny or was he just very confident? I think he was so confident in like charming, he was a good storyteller. Yeah. But like, was it the most funny thing? It was, he was brilliant. No, it's, it's all personality too. Like, I think he had a great personality. Like if you met him, he was so, you'd be like, that guy's funny. I want to be friends with him. I think that's how like when you're, that person, a vicious circle one where he's in the arena, he is, his performance is perfect. He's every corner of that arena, he's, he's like, Menescalco, he's just like, he takes the stage with his, just like moves and his like, yeah, so good. But that takes sound too. Like to me, that's like super talented. Like you, very personable and you're able to like, have to be in an audience, whether your jokes are funny or not. Scamming and stuff. Have you heard about this guy who's now been busted? I believe by like the FBI or you by the FBI for scamming 26 women out of $1.3 million by faking as a 49ers player. Yeah. So he had this, so he had this Instagram account saying that he was a player on the 49ers. He would match with women on dating sites. I got to see this page. And well, I think his Instagram account has been taken away. Leave it up as a museum. Like why can't we have, but this guy would, you know, create this whole notion that he had a bunch of money. He would say that he is from the wealthiest family in Switzerland. He owns three properties that are each worth like 8 million. Like he has these videos of him breaking down everything he owns, saying how much all this stuff is, but then would get the girls basically, I know you fucking lost. Yeah. And this guy would post this stuff. And he would say like, oh, yeah, but the reason I'm not on the roster right now is because I'm on injury reserve because I broke this finger here. So I like, I'm still getting paid, but I'm just not like actively playing right now. And he would DM people for free haircuts. He would get the girls then to be like, he'd be like, I'm really interested in you. And you know, if we want to be serious, I want to make sure we're both growing money. So how much money do you make having this account? What's your credit score? And then would be like, okay, we'll give me $20,000 and I'll make sure that your money's growing. I would just, oh, that type of God, it would create this illusion of what's like, let's grow together type thing. God. It's a women would funnel in money or he would make it seem like, oh, my money's like locked up. I have to get this thing paid for. Can you just do it? See, that to me, it feels more, but that whole, like that whole, like I can take your $20,000 and really, yeah, make it that to do you're, you're talking to some like older lady where she like, she's getting all this attention from a 49ers, 49ers player, I got it. And the crazy part is he had so much social media content out there as him as a 49ers player that even like if you searched him up on Google, it would come up that he was, in fact, a wide receiver for the 49ers, and nobody, and nobody questioned like, and the end of it, nobody fucking questioned it. Like they were just like, hey, we should look out for why it's this guy pretending he's a 49ers player or he's maybe they're like, oh, he's just a big fan. He's just cosplaying. I think you would pick his victims like very carefully. Yeah. Like it was someone who maybe just was not had the brightest bold. I think it probably, probably chatted with them for a little bit too, like for, for maybe multiple weeks. And on his highlights on his Instagram, he would like take clips of other like players from like the lock room and stuff and making it seem like he was, you know, on the sidelines and stuff. No, you did. You have to sell it. It's all image. He, oh, dude, he's probably screen recording, snap, oh, that's what he was doing. Yeah. That's exactly what he was doing. Just making it seem like he was one of the players. You really can be whatever you want. Truly. And like they, oh, there's a video of like his buddy, his buddy was then a part of the scam with him. So he'd be like, all right, I'm going to hook you up in my financial advisor. He's going to make sure the money's all handled. And there's even a video of him like acting like he's signing his contract. Like go with the 49ers, man. So what he's like in his apartment, yeah, just saying down the thing is it's not surprising. Dude, there's so many people out there that like, like they just get skinned. I just saw this girl. It was a friend. I think McQueen, she just got skinned by an email, like just an email. It was like, she was talking to our brand and, um, and she signed up. You know, I think it was like, you know, a portal, a portal where you, where you run campaigns on for social media. Yeah. And I, they got all her info through that. It was like a fake site, but like the way they titled themselves was real. Oh, no. And so this day you, like you would think that you would never get skinned, but. Oh my gosh. I need to tell her to, I need to know what that is. I just want to make sure Patricia that doesn't happen to her. Oh, yeah. I need to remember when I, I was trying to sell my Jeep really bad. And I really needed to get it sold. And I went to this like car. It was like a fucking a trader, like a auto trader auto sales type page. And I paid this. dude that was from the site like 200 bucks to help sell my car. It was like this weird thing where it's like, oh, he's gonna push my account up to get it sold and never heard. But it seemed really real because I contacted him like through the customer support site. I don't like it was very strange, but even I feel like even legit businesses, I think you can get scanned by like certain people, they're just like, yeah, I'm not gonna like people on Zilla and stuff like apartments or houses. They like it almost happened to my brother, but he's luckily, you know, keen to that stuff, but they'll make you pay like 150 bucks for like application to like submit it. And people are listing like this fake property. And there's it's not even available, but they're just collecting people's application fees. Oh, and never even like taking them in a consideration like there's nothing there like it's just they're just constantly collecting these fees. That dude scamming is gonna be something that is going to live on forever. It's just so hard to be so careful. It's how my mom got scam, but it was more of like an email like scam. It wasn't like money wise, but like it was like someone sent you an e-card or whatever. It was my mom's birthday and then my mom like went in and tried like maybe put in her email or something. And then it sent that thing to everybody. All of my friends, everyone who I think was invited to our wedding got an email from my mom saying she just sent you an EV card or whatever. Yeah, an e-card. And it was like I had some people texting me and my mom was just like, I'm sorry, I know I'm getting even more stuff on my end. Like it went out to everybody. Yeah, you got to think about it from their end. They're sending mass fucking emails. You know they're at least going to get to like two to three people are going to yeah. And it's like so easy because there's so many like as soon as you get like access to fucking hundreds and thousands of fucking emails in contacts, you know you're about to land big with certain people. And they always get you like I get like spam emails that are like your account has been like overcharged or your subscription is about to earn or like something where it makes it seem like I've been subscribed to something. And I'm always like, what is this? Yeah. And then you're like, wait, wait, wait, this is a scam. I've never signed up for it. But like, it's always something where I'm like, what have I been paying for? But you haven't. Be aware. We're gonna be aware. Yes, be aware. Always, always whenever you get an email, make sure you look at the handle of the fucking the email address and just look it up. You're 99% of the time you're going to see immediately that it's a scam. It's not a real site or, you know, um, all right. But all right, guys, thank you so much for tuning into another episode of a Zane Heathen filter. Do you check out these episodes every Monday audio form and all podcast platforms and every Tuesday video form on youtube.com/zaneinheath. Also, make sure to check out our patreon patreon.com/zaneinheath because these cameras rolling you get an extended cut of every single podcast episode. We do early access ad free bonus episodes live Q and A every month. Again, if you want to check it out, patreon.com/zaneinheath. Beautiful. All right. On winers, we're going to see you in five seconds. 4, 3, 2, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 1, peace.