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my camera but now it's awkward because what do you do the whole time I sit there I just sit here and play with my goodies I literally just sit here go okay I'm just sitting up yeah we got both okay oh press conversation for everybody I just see you're in silence yeah let's try it okay so we're gonna see how cam can try to not be awkward during the intro if we try to bring back the old intro you ready here we go hey everybody welcome back to the usual podcast episode two thirty six if you're new here or if you have already look already and you look below you see the conversations of what is it if you look below you and you see they describe as it pressed you're wrong if you look even more below that you see the conversations are filled with your name guess what even more I'm going to fill that out get your good karma we gotta go scam back in the studio it sucks it sucks it's terrible I'm just sitting here like a little prisoner the whole time yeah you you you you have you've blessed me with being here from the rip from the push of the button so to hell with the intro yeah honestly let's start it let's start a petition nothing a mic too long it's wrong it definitely felt definitely you have like a curse with microphone sands like that microphone saying it's good it works like this I was like I think this is better that's good that's that's peak that is really good how's your how's your week it doesn't matter that was well I had a question about you you brought up playing with yourself and you said you were feeling to see if they were both there and now this is a brotherly moment right I want to have it it might be a little in a probe and that's fine I'm good for an in a probe as long as you want honesty yes okay on leash and honest king now have you ever done the deed right the few times you have brother six times in your life you've done the yeah one of the six times I've had two of them resulted in children right did you ever look like what at the at the end of your production right whenever you said who raw yeah who raw right you job is done oh yeah did you ever lose one like whole lose I don't know about a lose like little slippage though it kind of went off tilt little off-kilter like it kind of like the whole plane like a earthquake yeah like the both tectonic we're talking about one slip under the other we're talking about one of your oh hose one of your yo-yo's yeah they they just went up to your gut and it's gone dude I had an empty nest one time you're having bionic climaxes you're you're losing a nut I lost both of them you took that weight to the rule you were like uh like the actual nuts like and now I'm here to pick up my trousers and I say look down my buddies are gone I go I feel I'm gone like some just miss you to balloon down there you said I was like like a like a balloon my buddies are gone so your ball sack felt like a balloon it was just it was just skin I was just skin and I wanted to know to my boys in the comments dude and I was I literally like oh yeah it was just flat pro that is in I lost them I lost them they came back gravity like the government pincher like you had she got twisted on her what do you I don't understand how you lost them that's that no I never had a condition yeah something no someone wrong that night yeah I'm way wrong she's voodoo dolls she's something no no no no no oh god dude I you're wow and now I want to piggyback on a detail say a tongue or a finger went too far some I almost threw up I almost threw up thinking about going this isn't appropriate okay now you said right when you finish right when the red we can't keep doing this no no this is not about that right when the credits ended yeah right when you immediately went to pull up your trousers yeah now I'm right there with you yeah have you ever been that type of gal that just that just I mean basks in your nudity after the deal when I'm in love oh dude I mean I in love with the Olivia yeah Olivia's never seen me but naked sitting relishing in our aftermath for more than 15 seconds oh you're ashamed oh dude no it's just it's a it's a bear like you feel gross or no it's more of like I I quickly received like like like like you're like f1 mock speed I go back to shrivels and it's like it's oh you're embarrassed oh not my physical stature as a man my pecker yes I know you're embarrassed about him oh yeah oh no oh yeah oh no no no no I'm like no no what you just had and enjoyed is not here anymore really cannot see this yeah no Kim you've been together for 10 years oh I know it's it's I don't know man I inscured his I don't know if it's cuz Sarah's a nurse but like I'll let Sarah look at my like my my wink star she needs to like I don't care I want to say something so it will get cut but I don't cuz he just had a long month it will so I can't but but but I'm saying like I don't I don't find embarrassment in my partner anymore like I don't eat and I don't like I don't either except in that that's the only in it's a weird I think it's just the correlation of like literally 30 seconds ago I was my best yeah I was at peak performance game seven and right now I'm I'm back to a rookie you must have a lot of differentiation like that space for me to be a grower yeah oh I don't show much really oh I've said it I've said it for years on the podcast you pants me in public you you have to die and then be I have to move like I had you want to talk about a digital footprint holy that put it'd be like a like a infant footprint it'd be like a itty bitty little digital footprint yeah I mean that'd be that's some you can't live down to be honest I'm not gonna lie it's very much show yeah there no but I sit in it I sit in it I fall asleep you know I fall asleep no we can't tell oh yeah no that's I'm I'm you're I love Sarah lot you're a lot more you are a green goblin I love Sarah some I'll snore I'll hit I'm I'm known dude I'll fall asleep while it's out it's so that is so bad oh okay I don't care okay I don't care I love her I have a story good that happened literally 45 minutes ago okay in the bathroom we're in the bathroom 45 minutes yeah 45 minutes yeah I'm I assume roughly 30 you out of your mind okay it was over an hour ago but it's definitely four I was in the bathroom six minutes ago no no we've been here for 12 then I was in the bathroom 12 minutes ago but no you weren't it doesn't matter but your gauge of time is bad you you think it was almost an hour since I've been in the bathroom since you've been in the bathroom you left roughly roughly an hour you cannot be serious it's like to happen in between that and people that nothing happened in between that people that use military time that aren't in the military or nurse are performative and I want to I really bothers me and I just want to put that out like police officers use it I was watching this dash cam video and he was getting a statement from somebody who got punched and he was like all right interview concluded at 18 and I was like 1838 thank you sir and have a good one I was like brods noon shut up yeah okay go ahead okay so I went to the bank I went to the bank to do a quick withdrawal and I was already down here I got here earlier so I figured let me knock it out real quick now I go in here thinking it's going to be hey by the bank by the boom here's my ID and card thank you for my money goodbye right now I walk in there's an old man how old are we talking um based on appearance I'd say 70s okay old man yeah and this very much made me think of you how you said you're gonna have respect for no one when you're old and oh borderline racist to my own kind to everybody's kind like I'm a hate it basically I'm gonna be everything absolutely yeah so this man's sitting there and he's at the teller yeah and it's just oh yeah that's how he sounds something talking to a spirit at this point he had now he's on a walker all right oh assisted walking and he has a person with him I think I'm not sure if she is This handler is crazy. I'm not sure if she's with him or if she's with the bank, but it starts getting louder, right? And I'm like, there's no way. He's about to, there's no way. And then it gets just blatantly aggressive. He goes, "Oh, no, no, I ain't leaving today. "Give me my money. "This is my money." - Oh, no. - And I go, "Oh, God, this is happening." Peyton, this went on for 20 minutes. An armed officer showed up. That's a lot. The old man, I recorded this. - No, you did not. - Now, I'm not going to show it for the sake of his face, but can I just play the audio? - 100%. - So this is like a 10 second clip. Just listen to what this man, this 14 seconds, listen to what this man was saying. (audience laughing) - Listen to me. (audience laughing) I take your call for you, mother. - He told the officer, "I'll take you." - I take you good. - I take you good from you, mother. - He set up. - He beat you. - Two. - And he literally, he's, first of all, who's getting him that upset? - I don't know. - You can't get, this is a bank's fault at that point. - Oh, I don't know. - It's like a toddler. You just lied to him. Like, you know, like, and I think that's what he was upset at, 'cause he goes, "What the fuck do you mean you can't give him "I got two million dollars in your bank." - He said that? - Yeah. - Oh, he's lying. - I said, "Oh, your guy isn't lunatic." He said, "Sir, you don't have two dollars." He said, "I got two million dollars in this bank." The fuck do you mean it? I'm a whoop-ah, y'all. And he's saying all this things, and he's not stopping. - Yeah. - And the handler woman is trying to like, "Slowly push his cart toward the door." He goes, "Get off of me." (laughing) He goes, "Pard my language, but I will slap the sh*t at you "if you don't get off of me." And I'm like, "Oh, my God." And the officer, that's when he jumps in. - Yeah. - He goes, "Hey, hey, hey, I immediately." Everyone else is like, "Sir, you need to leave." - Right. - Really corporate. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're not going to be able to serve you today. We have the right to refuse. You're going to need to get a bank by the way. It's just best food. We have the right to say no, and you're going to need to leave. - 100%. - The officer goes, "Hey, hey, enough of that, bro." Way too loud, and you're way too obvious. He goes, "Who the f*ck do you think you are?" He said, "Oh, whoop, y'all." And the officer goes, "I'd hate to see you try to do that." He's something like, "I would f*ck you up." And I was like, "Oh, man, you can't do that too, bro." - He goes, "Oh, come on." He goes, "Oh, you think you took, come, come here." And he's, he's like literally, "I love that." So it is not in, it is not in, everyone's looking around. He's refusing to leave. He's like, "I told you, I'm not leaving without my f*ck money." And now I get up, and now I'm at the teller. And the woman behind it, it's a young lady, probably our age, and she chuckles, right? 'Cause it's one of those situations. She hits a laugh. So to make her feel less awkward, I laugh with her. I go, "Yeah." He goes, "Who's laughing?" And I said, "Oh f*ck, I said, here we go." He said, "Oh, see you, mother f*ck, it's funny." I'll beat everybody's f*ck in this f*ck bank. I will beat y'all." And so at this point, I'm like, "I'm weighing the pros and cons." I go, "Oh, f*ck, man." I go, "I think I have to look at it." - Yeah, you have to. You gotta see this. - As a man, I have to look at it. I'm gonna get out of the car crash. It's got to be good. You gotta look. He goes, "Yeah, you too." He said, "Oh, beat y'all." She doesn't find me my money. I don't care if she can grab it out of home. 'Cause I need my money. I'll be jazz. And I just went, "Oh, okay, okay." And I go back to him and he goes, "You think I'm playing?" And I was like, "This old guy's gonna put hands in." - Yeah. - This is not gonna end well. I don't know what to do. - What do you do in that situation? - I cannot fight him back. He's 70 years. - Yeah, and you're a little scared. - I'm not scared. - You're a little scared. You're much racing a little bit. - I'm not scared in this situation. - He's a little scared. I know you. - I'm not scared in this. - Peyton, when you see this man, I can just hear him. - Oh. - And I know what he looks like. - It's like a picture of him too. - I'm gonna show you. - Yeah. - He is the least scary man ever. - But I know you. - You're a bitch. - Wow. - Wow. And I'm sitting there. I'm just like, "Yeah." - Fuck. I'm like, "I don't know what to do if this guy comes up to me." Then first off, I was like, "They're not gonna let it happen." - No. - And he just goes, "Yeah, that's what I thought." And I was like, "I'm just gonna have to take that." - He got you. - He got you. - I got my money, and I start to walk out. He goes, "And how the fuck do you give him his money?" He goes, "He did the set." Oh, I'm about to fucking peel ya. And he said that, and I said, "Yeah, have a good day." And I walked out. - It was so funny, dude. - I need you to look at that. - Yeah, I need a reaction of this. I need to see this guy's picture. 'Cause I have, I'm imagining Uncle Ruckus. - Yeah, it's not far off. - Oh, no, he's a little, he's a little, yeah. He's got a hole in his head. - Yeah, he does. - That's a lobotic, my grandpa got a lobotomy. You know that, right? Is he missing a nub? No, he's just missing some, oh yeah, yeah. - Okay. - God bless, me's going through it. - Yeah, yeah. - I think you ignored what I just said. - Your grandpa is missing a nub? - No, no. - Your grandpa? - My grandpa got a lobotomy. 'Cause he was left handed in black. He's like 13 or something, yeah. - It was tough for our people back in the day. - You got a, you know, crazy that is? They're like, oh, you're black and left handed. We got to drill into your skull. Like, that's crazy. - R-I-P. - R-I-P. - That is absolutely insane. - That's crazy. - And I was not laughing at the circumstances or the telling history. - What were you laughing at there? - It was just a funny, I was, there's something in my head. - What's funny though? I was joking my head, I was going through. - I would say it. - It was like it's an inside joke. You're not in the circle, it's an inside joke. - I don't understand it, it's like. - You don't understand it. - Just say it, I was, 'cause somebody might get in, oh, okay. Lobotomy. Something kind of similar to me happened. I was at a CVS. This is very local to the people that are listened to this endote understand. I was in a, I was in grapevine, which is far from where I am at. - Yes. - Right? - Which is out there for something. And I went to a CVS. And so I was in there, I was looking at a toys. 'Cause I'm a 27 year old man that goes to grapevine, CVS looked for toys. It's like an hour out for me. I, can I just say one time for the record real quick, you can go back to it. I really do sometimes hate you. How do you say it? - Wow. - In a CVS for toys. - Oh, I mean, you want to talk about. - Talk about it. - When there were some else, but I stumbled upon the toy. - Oh, Plan B. Okay, gotcha. 5598, charged right to that debit card. Oh, I gotcha now. - No, no, no, no, no. Okay, they sell morning after pills at 7-11. It's literally called 7-11 morning after pills. Now, if you get that, you might as well. - Oh, I was about to say something crazy. - You're at CVS, ain't great about that. - Yeah. And this guy, he kind of looked like an older version of the guy that hid pickles under his tongue from SpongeBob, built the same exact way, like, triangular and flat. And just 'cause Juan can pass me. And he goes, "Hi, man." And I go, "Hello." And he goes, "You from grapevine?" And I go, "No, I actually live in Xtown about an hour away." He goes, "Yeah." He goes, "You know the restaurant down here, right down here?" And I go, "Nope." And he goes, "They just built it. It's a brewery." And he goes, "It got shut down. It just opened up two months ago." And I go, "Oh, I wonder why that is." And he goes, "They have a hard time keeping restaurants in there." And he gave me a 26-year history of that building. - No, he did not. - A 26-year history about that building. And I literally was like, "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Oh, you definitely doing this." "Oh, I don't know, yeah." "Oh, oh, oh." After 12 seconds, I didn't make eye contact. And then so, I think he realized he was running out of breath and I was running out of patience. And so he left and went to a different aisle. And you know what I heard him say? "Yay, you from grapevine?" - Oh, God. - "To a different person." I heard, "Hey, you from grapevine, three different times." "Hey, you from grapevine?" I hate people that talk to me. - In public. - Like, "You know what I'm saying?" And I kind of hate you for that too. - You do that too. - What? - I hate people that strike up random conversations with strangers. - Why? - First of all, I don't strike up. - Yeah, yeah, you do. - No, I don't. - Yeah, you do. - No, I don't. - I did it literally yesterday. - That's because they inquired about us. If the conversation's already there, striking up the conversation is starting it. - You've never struck up a conversation. - Oh, yeah. I've done that. - But what do you gain from that? - It's just human interaction, bro. - I don't like this beautiful-- - I don't yearn for human interaction. - I don't hear your eyes and life is beautiful. - Why do you yearn for human interaction? - Because I'm a human being. - I'm an urban. - And love is amazing. - Do you gain, do you have a thing that comes after that? - What does that mean? - Like, what does that mean? - I don't have a thing that comes after that. - Do you have a fulfillment that comes after that? - No, no, it's not like I'm getting off to it or I'm like I'm putting up shots. - So literally you gain nothing from it, but you still choose to do it. - We gain nothing from watching Netflix. - No, I gain a lot. - I have entertainment, fun. Like, can I honestly say this, and this might be just a different type of people type of thing? I've never been in public and saw a stranger but I wanna talk to that person. - I don't think I've ever done that. - I don't think I've ever seen someone be like I need to talk to them. But if a shoulder bumps, if a hey, are you from the pot? - No, no, different. No, I'm saying you strike it up. - No, I don't think I genuinely can say, unless it is someone like of fame that I like an athlete and actor, something like that. And that's just to say, "Hey, love you always have, "always will." But a regular, like a normal normal person. - Just going up. - And me a normal person, I've never been like, I need to talk to that guy. - Yeah, but have you? - No, never. - Really? Okay, good, so. - Shoulder bump in and then starting to talk? - Yes. - That's still the same thing to me. What do you, what do we have to talk? How do you, I don't know how to strike up a conversation in public. That's just, it's just easy. - Can you try? 'Cause I don't understand how to do it. Like, it's so easy. - So overthinking already. Yes, okay, so give me a circumstance situation in the type of person and I'll try to strike up a conversation with him because I don't know how to strike up conversation Okay, this is an athletic guy like us, but he's 10 years older. Okay, his kids are probably already maybe seven something like that. Wow. Okay. Okay. You're at a bar Waiting in a line. Yeah for a drink. Okay, someone's trying to walk past you. You've moved for them. You accidentally bumped that guy. He turns around If you win, okay, I'll try it. So yeah, no problem. My bad bro bump. No, it's all good, man. Bro, Jusso big WWE guy. Yep. I love WWE. Do you really? I thought I was starting the conversation, so I thought you were You're such a bastard. Okay, well then you have to bump me. That's what it was. Oh, that one talked to you. If I bump somebody and they don't turn around or they do Turn it around. Oh, so bump me. Ready? Bam. That's your bump. Bam. Bam was a comic book. That's your bump. What do I say? What do I say? I got a bump. What's up, dog? Did you bump me, bro? What's up dog off of a bump? This is a frat house. Yes. Okay. Bricks. No, what's up? Oh, sorry, but I'm sorry, man. What if I'm not It's sorry about it. It was an accident. It was an accident. Then you're an accident. You're an accident. You want to be perceived as Exit. That was like the first thing that I got like derogatory thing. I got told to me an elementary school and it stuck with me for a long time. No, that I was an accident. Somebody's like, Oh, you're an accident, weren't you? And I go, that's possible. Oh, I go. I know I went home and I had a full on Conversation. I got a little too much information out of that conversation about my conception. The third grade, I call the lesbian, the third grade. Yeah, you could pass back to the bump. There we go. Right here. Yep. Bump me. Okay. What's that? They're flying here. What was that? I literally go. What the fuck you doing? Okay, let's go. Bump. You don't have to hit me. Just go, oof, oof, oof, oof, oof. Whoa. That's what you do. You're hitting me. No, just say sorry. Say sorry. Like a normal. Sorry. Oh my God. I saw that on TikTok. What you just said. I saw that. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. And let me tell you something. I've been there before. I've been in your shoes starting a new business is so, so daunting. And most people quit before they even start, but one of the things that I can tell people is you want a good partner. You need great tools to start a business. And there's no better partner and no better tool than Shopify. If you don't know, Shopify is an e-commerce platform that is responsible for millions and millions of sales worldwide. It is an online websites like storefront creator, an inventory management system, a point of sale system, and so, so much more. 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You know, whenever you're teaching your kid how to say words, you're like, say baby or say hi. Yeah. How do they know just to say hi or just to say baby and they don't say say? Is it? Is it that a fantastic question, dude? How do they know? I think that's a good question. I'll give you. I'll give you a kudos. I didn't think of it, but the logic behind it. I think it's just, I don't know. I think it's got to be one of those natural filler words that doesn't mean anything and they understand. It's like training. It's like training a dog, right? You could say sit. Ruby sit. If she does a twirl or whatever, she doesn't get any applause until she says she sits. If I'm training a dog to sit and they do a twirl, that's more accomplished. I'm not correcting that. You're the worst trainer ever. You're training to sit. That's like if I say, okay, you're going to do a tween cross and the guy goes tween and pulls up and shoots. No, that's like, it's like, hey, I'm teaching how to make a layup, right? I'm teaching to get out and make a layup and then he just pulls from three and he hits it. I'm not correcting you. You're that's way more impressive. Terrible coach. Really? You're teaching up to lay up. So do a layup. Like if I teach my kid English and he just starts speaking Spanish, I'm not going to correct him. That's wrong. No, it's not. That is wrong. That's incredibly wrong. That's more impressive than hey, we're going to go do math and he's like, but biology is the molecular code of the universe. You can do whatever you want. I think that's the right way to parent. That is terrible. Are you sure about that? Yes, because then when you say, hey, I want you to sit in that corner for two minutes and he goes, I want to stand outside for four. That's the same. And then you go, that is cooler. All right. Sarah was my sandwich. I can see you being that day. Where's my beard? Sarah? Oh God. Caitlin Clark still playing. As our kids still out in the yard. Sarah would be back to the language. Yeah. It's the same thing. If I tell you, hey, say banana. Yeah, you go banana. And I go, ah, banana. I've never applauded you on the word say. There's no, but I don't think a kid has ever just not said banana. You know what I mean? Like there's not a kid that will just go say, say. Exactly. If you say, why do they not though? Because of instinct. I think that's a big part. I think the training methods a big part of it. And the instinct. I don't. I can't speak to the inside. How on the first time? It's a filler. It's a filler. But how on the first time are they not saying saying? Because also you're, oh my God. I mean, if there's any proof of the pudding that you don't have kids to this, you think you're looking at a kid every time going, say, banana. Say, that is not what you do in the slightest. Actually, what I've seen you do. No, you're out of your mind. When the kids first start to speak, you literally like this, like, no, no, no, no. Do you say that? No, no. You go like syllable by syllable. Oh, sorry, kids behind. But my kid is ahead of many. Actually, my kid is genius. My kid is a beautiful little early headed. It's all you've turned into that. Oh, dude, I will be, but that's you teach him word by word say becomes just filler filler buster legal jargon say no one needs to know the purpose. But isn't that crazy though? That is because I'm the first instinct. You think there to go. If you go say banana, they go, all right, say banana. Like that, that's what they should do inherently, but they don't actually I disagree. Why? Because say is say is the word every time you say say I'm trying to say say is the word that is giving the action for you to then say something else. Correct, but that's a very advanced way of thinking. A kid doesn't know words, but he also doesn't know that say is its own word. Exactly. But how is he not saying say though? But he is saying banana. How is he just his brain is cutting off the safe part? Oh, my God, dude, actually disagrees because say is not it's not like say say I don't know if there is another parallel there has to be, but. This is incredible. It's a really good. You're trying to argue with me, but I think it's terrible, but it but you there's no calendar point. Yeah, you can't say anything to what I'm saying because say is not. Say is telling you I hate that I have to say again say is telling you to action word to let loose the next word right of what I know I know what it is why are you telling me that I know that I'm not sure you do. I know that I'm saying kids don't know that we were going in a circle, but the kids do not know that and the fact that they don't know that and they're still not saying it is the most impressive thing ever. It is unique. It's so impressive. I met a woman name unique earlier today, but really her name is unique. And I said I love that. Did you know you can't just give your kid any name you want the hell I can't know you can't like if you were to go like judges won't sign off on that birth certificates. We're taking birth certificate to judges now. Don't you have to take your. Don't you have to take your birth certificate to the judge from an approved the name. Is that not a thing, Peyton, Steven Harden, you think you think parents are leaving the hospital and taking a piece of paper to the district attorney and having him sign off on your name selection. Well, you couldn't mail it. I'm sure, but you I did actually believe that it goes to the courthouse. I thought you had to that person how they get a social security. your number, through the judge. I thought you had to get it approved by a judge. I, how do you get your name? You write whatever you want. Yeah, but it has to get approved. No way, there's not a higher counsel. You can't name your kid like a slur. You cannot do that. You probably could. No, you cannot. But says who? Is there legal binding? Yes, the judge. The judge is not in this equation. No one's taking. No, you're honestly like, this is mind blowing. That you don't have to get your name approved. Could you, it's your name? Yeah, but what are you going to do? So why did you judge a dog courthouse to name your dog, Brian? No, it's different. They're not humans, but why do you not? So why is there not somebody out here? You know, there's hateful, like really hateful people out there. Like really hateful, really bad people evil. And exactly that really hate certain types of people. Why would they not name their kid like the slur against that type of people? You know what happened, but you've never met somebody whose name was like a bad word. Because you cannot do it. It's illegal. Okay. There might be stipulations to that extent. Exactly. But who is the one approving or disapproving? The judge. It's not the, if you say that if you say parents take a first certificate to the judge one more time, I'm going to blow a gasket. I'm going to blow a gasket. The judge is not signing for a bit, Peyton, you do all of it in the hospital and then it just gets mailed to you. That's it. Wait. What gets mailed to you? I zoned out. You fill out the forms. What form? Do you? Okay. I'm not even trying to rage bait or throw. Do you think this is like a word of mouth game? I think it's telephone. You go, hey, judge, he's a little light complexion. I was thinking Steve. But what do you think? No, no. No. That's fine. Regular names. You write it down on the form. Yes. The hospital does whatever they have to do and then they get it done and sent to the government. The judge. That's the part of the government, the judicial system, the legislative, executive and disciplinary. You're kidding. Legislative and what was the second executive, executive, executive, executive, executive, legislative and the judge and those are three, those three things make the government, right? And so you said you got to send it to the government. Well, guess who the fuck did the government, the judge? They don't send it to the judge for him to sign off. They send that simply for them to get the social security. Exactly. And so you don't think if their name was the inward, the judge would be like, you can't do that. Security number. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Or whoever's in the office. Oh, my god. The judge. Uh-huh. The judge isn't seeing this. He's not seeing the papers. Oh. Okay. I want to look up. Oh, I went lightheaded. Cool. Oh, I'm seeing stars. David, help me. Ooh. I want to look up the craziest recorded names in history. There we go. That's a good one. Okay. Hold on. I'm going to look up too so we can both hit. Okay. Here we go. Oh, wow. Okay. I can't. I can't say. Here we go. Oh, my hand's in a lot of pain. Captain Bigot. An 18th century French naval officer. All right. Then you get Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster. Kim. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster, a real US Army computer technician who went viral in the late 2000s for having the most. Out of here, your name's Sergeant Lieutenant Fightmaster Fighter and you wear it on computers and tech. Then we got Dr. John Coleman Flood, a doctor who fittingly specialized in urology. Dude. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Keep going. And then. Oh, wow. This is the hell of a name. Batman Ben Superman. And you think of Judge going, oh, that's great. A surge. He was a Singaporean man whose ID card went viral in 2008. His name literally translates from Japanese as Batman, son of Superman. Then we have Dr. Duncan Fearnley, a surgeon who actually, that's not even a cool name. Here. Now, this guy, it's an Indian man, born, his first name holds a 2012 record for the longest single name in census documentation, documentation, named after ancient Hindu text. So be respectful here. I'm going to spell this. No, I know you can't. No, yeah. I want you to try to say first. I don't want this to be disrespectful. It's like somebody sneezed and had a keyboard. Yeah, just try and try and try. I'm not trying to be disrespectful. But that's how it was. This is a real name. Say it. Just give your best. Give your best shot. Rahada, CJ put this on the screen, Rahada, R&D, Yaka, Panish, out of VV, a Kachuda, Maneara. And you spell that, B-R-H-A-D-A-R-A-N-Y-A-K-O-P-A-N-I-S-H-A-D-V-I-V-E-K-A-C-H-U-D-A-M-A-N-I-E-R-R-A. No, let's do respectful. It's Hindu text. No, that's, that's, no, that's fine. I'm not laughing at the Hindu's or other texts. But I'm laughing at, that is, that had to have been 40 letters. Yeah. Do you want more names? I got some better ones. Keep going. Fly fornication. Oh, name my kid. I'm gonna name my kid Nutt. Nutt Kennedy. The next one that comes out. Hey, come here, Nutt. I'm gonna do it two in and two, so you have to say like that. Nutt. 1596. That's his name? Oh, I thought his name was. This guy was in 1596, so I'm not sure he was real. But, this is his name. If Christ had not died for the vow, had spent a beard bone in English leather merchant. But his friends just called him Nicholas. What is his name? If Christ had not died for the vow, they can't force him. If Christ had not died for the vow, had spent a beard bone in his friends called him Nicholas. But his brothers. His brother's legal name was Jesus Christ, came into the world to save a beard bone. Who is a beard bone? That's God. Oh, that's a last name. Oh, my God. That's so far. That website was absolutely fantastic. Can I tell you the name? I really wanted to name my daughter one day. Go for it. Crystal, I know, but people are like, exactly, which is fine. Some of the best people I met in my life were strippers. Like, I've had the best conversations with the strippers in my life. I've never been to a strip club. You need to experience one. We don't need to. Oh, I heard the chicken wings are good. Oh, I've never eaten. That's weird. Oh, you don't eat it there? No, I've seen stuff fly off before. It depends on when you go to. I've been, I've been like some really luxury ones and some real like, oh, no one knows this exists. If I saw a pubic misfire, hit a chicken wing. It's not pubic. It's not pubic. What's flying off? I can't say that on the internet. Okay, it wasn't Lice, but let me tell you. It was the Lice of the bottom region. They had a dancer up there. But naked. No, not but. Oh, no, that's what I've never been. You can clearly tell. Yeah. With her yiddies out. Yeah. And a crab flew out. Couldn't tell you. I'm not a doctor or a urologist. But I would say. I would say something came back positive that night. If something. Oh, dude. You talked about the jitters of the stomach. Yeah. Talk to me. Where are you going to tell me? I was going to read a couple of these names. Yeah. A miracle, a miracle, a h miracle. I feel like I met somebody like that. Really? Someone's legal name was Baby Girl. Let me see you dance. Let me see you twirl. Brittany Shakira Beyoncé. Her mom. Your parents suck. Sucks. Yeah, your parents suck. Why is it just the mom? A couple more. That's sexist. The dad got a name. That's very true. And I take that back. Love child. Irma Gurd. Love child. Irma Gurd. Love child. Bieber Lee. That's a terrible name. Bieber Lee. Someone was. Okay. And then we're going to end here. Okay. These next two. Come on. Tell me. A B C D E. That's my. I think the best part is you said it's so good. And the last one. Little sweet meat. Now I want to say this. And I'm going to say this without soldering and without blinking. Here we go. Lisa Kennedy. If you had the gall in the nerve to name me. My legal government name was little sweet meat. This I blinked. The second I turned 18 years old. I would have removed you from my existence in my life. That's where you have to go to get the judge. That makes sense. What? That's where you have to go to the judge. I was getting it confused. It's not your God-given birth name. It's not God-given. It's your change of the name. It's the change of the name. You're still not going. You have to go to the judge for that. Yes, you do. 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Hymns is not affiliated with or endorsed by Viatry. Now on to the rest of the episode. - Okay, I have a question for you, and I feel like you might disagree with me. - Okay. - I had this conversation with my girlfriend because we're getting serious. And you know, as the time we're, you know, one day maybe we want kids. And so I'm talking about child names with my, like we're just going through it. You know that fun. What do you want to name the kid? - Oh yeah. - Is it weird to name your kid after a celebrity that's still alive? - Absolutely. - Really? I would never name my kid after a celebrity. - In general. - In general. - You're wrong. I wanted to name my kid Prince. Prince Michael Jackson. - Okay, okay. Just Prince Decent. I retract my statement. If you genuinely like a name, you genuinely like a name, and then you like that person and it's just kind of match made in heaven, that's fine. If your soul intention is to name your offspring after another human being, that is wrong. - No, it's not. - Like oh my God, Reggie Bush was the greatest collegiate running back. I loved his time at the Saints. I'm naming my son Reggie. - Yes, he was in college in Kim K and he got a Roseball. Are you crazy? Or he went to the Roseball? Are you crazy? - He is the legend. - He was in college, he was in college with Kim K. Like yeah, I'm gonna name my kid Reggie Bush. - I'm gonna name my next kid Reggie Bush Kennedy. - And so I was gonna name my kid Prince MJ Hardin. Like that's, are you kidding me? - That sounds like it. - Two music legends. One with a little controversial middle ground, but I don't believe in it. I don't believe that he did that. - So you know, that's fine if you don't, but let's say your kid just ends up being like, I don't know, a pool guard. - What's fine? He's gonna be the sickest named pool guard you've ever met. - He's gonna be like, (laughing) - He's gonna be sitting there like this. He's like, oh, no running. He doesn't turn into Michael bro. So you think it's weird? In 2026, if somebody's kid's named LeBron James. - Cute. - Yes, that's the greatest basketball player to ever exist. Why is that weird? - And there's two things. One, you're never gonna be him. And two, what happens when your kid doesn't even like the sport? - He's nothing to do with this, man. - What happens when he's filing taxes for quick books? - There's nothing to do with him. - And he goes, hey, nice to meet you, Janet. I'm LeBron James Johnson. I'm here to do your taxes. - Y'all, you're named after a legend. - Yeah, and I'm not. - So you're saying, I'm weird 'cause I'm named after Walter Payton. - R-I-T. - But your mom didn't name you Walter Payton Harden. - But that would be sick. No, it wouldn't. - Your mom named you Walter Payton. Like, what was my caveat at the beginning? - Yes. - If there's inspiration, she likes the name, and it's because someone, perfect. And she named you the back end of it. That's fine. That's like incognito. That's like, oh, let's do incognito. - Careful. - But incognito. - That's what I'm saying. Okay, but can I defend myself more? I think. - Pardon. - You gotta mute that name. - If you. - You gotta mute that name, CJ. - If they named you that, think about that. - I'll go to the judge. - Yeah, you would. - But let me say, that's no one's brother's brother. - I think it's, I think it's, I'm gonna get that big pimple again from wearing this hat. This is where I got that big pimple that lasted six months on a wet star. - Ooh, you see one? - Yeah, I know it's from this hat, so dirty. - Really? - Yeah. - Wash the hat or give it to me. Can I fit that? - Try it. - Wait, can I say something first? - Yeah, go. - Oh, okay. I think it's weirder to name a kid after yourself rather than naming your kid after a big celebrity. Like, if you were to name your next kid, LeBron James, that would make more sense to me than you naming your kid Cam Kennedy the second. - You deserve to be slapped. - You're less important than LeBron. I hate to break it to you. - But I'm so much more important to my kid than LeBron is to my kid. I'm his father. He's half of me. - So? - Half of me created his life. LeBron entertained it. My kid's not gonna know LeBron if it wasn't for me. - So, but you're less important. It's cooler. It is much more of an honor for your kid to be named LeBron than Cameron Kennedy. - No, it is not. - Oh, you're insane. - Oh, you have a lot of confidence. - First off, how do you think life worked back then? - What do you mean? - Back then, back in the day. I don't know, you don't believe it in all that. But history. If you were a king or a conqueror, you gave yourself the same name. That's how you have Constantine the eight. - I don't know about that. - And St. Regis the 14th and all these people. - Yeah, that's why their ears are on their forehead though. So, they also do another stuff. - Okay, you know what? We're gonna agree to disagree. I love where we're on right now though. - What are some normal things? - Okay. - Normal things that people do that you instantly hate. Like, you can't stand, drives you crazy, or you immediately look at them different. - Oh, I have some, immediately. - Immediately, I have some too. - Okay, do you wanna go first or me go first? - I'll go first. - You go first, it's weird that you brought up a question and then you answer first. - No, it's weird, no, fuck me. Sorry, sorry. - No, it's actually the strangest thing you could ever do. (clapping) Bro, how was your day? But before you answer, I'm gonna tell you about mine. - No, it's the same, like that's such a strange weird thing to do. - I redact and I'm sorry. - I apologize. - You would have been redacted, dude. - I apologize. - I could see you being redacted. - We get those unredacted files. - You know what, I tried to find them. I went searchin' one night. - That's so, I mean, it's good to be informed on things. - It's good to be informed. - But like, also like, but that was my first time ever, like a huge nationwide global, honestly, case that was like, - I don't know what you're talking about this. - Probably not. I didn't realize you could just go to the website and there was a lot of stuff, but it, I mean, two minutes in, I was like, oh, I'm not, I'm not Dexter or a lawyer. I don't know what I'm looking at. - And at the end of it, what's gonna happen? - Yeah, nothing. I was like, I'm gonna go to bed. - Yeah, it was. - But, so, do a thing. - Normal things that people do that immediately make you look at them different. - Immediately, people that eat anything in the movie theater other than popcorn are weird. - Okay, time out. Now, this is not how this was supposed to go. - What? - That's literally me. You're saying, if you eat, don't you look at my hips and do that? So you're saying if anybody eats anything besides popcorn. So when I go, I get a hot dog and a drink and popcorn. - I'm weird. - Weird. There's no movie theater etiquette anymore and like, I know y'all be doing whatever. Like, I'm not even talking about the people that bring in to goboxes and obviously, those people are the scum of the earth. Like, you're going hell. Like. (laughing) I'm gonna tell me how, like, go say what's up to bathroom at? Like, I'm eating tilapia. - Yeah, I'm trying to watch Tom Holley. - Oh, it's crazy. - I should slap you. Like, oh, you should get evicted from the theater. - Oh my god, you should, no, you should get arrested. - But like, people that take candy into the movie theater. - I do that every time. - That's so weird to me. That's not weird. - The movie theater is, it is synonymous with popcorn and a large beverage. That's all you get. Don't even drink alcohol out there. - No, no, no, no. People think it's slosh to go watch the movie. I've never understand that either. - Oh, I started to because I have a problem. But why do they have candy? Why do they have hot dog? Why do they have nachos at the movie theater? - 'Cause gluttony. - It's easy to find sin. - To be safe. 'Cause people, they know people will buy it. - They know people will buy it. - That's the same food they have at a football game. It's entertainment. It's different. - No, it's not. - Football game, you're supposed to eat beer, drink hot dogs. - Oh. (laughing) - There's nothing wrong. I get a large popcorn. - Right. - And probably a hot dog. - Yeah, you do. - And then a peanut butter, m&m. And then like a big bottle of water. And that's what I get. - Is water in a movie theater? - I only drink water. It's a palette cleanser. And I don't like the coax. I don't know. - You're one of those people that will eat like, you can be like, oh, regular coax, disgusting. I cannot do that. - I know I just had a Big Mac, a double quarter pounder, large fries and cheese curds. Do not give me a soda. - That is absolutely me. That is drinking water at a movie theater is criminal. - Lemonade. - I drink water in most places. The only time I get die coax when I'm around y'all. - To be cool or like what? - I guess to fit in. Yeah, feel, feel wanted. - Feel like a party. - You're getting small. Like this. Okay. - It's your mic stand. - For me, ee immediately. If you sleep with your doors open, I don't trust you worth a f**k. If you sleep with your doors open, I don't want to hang out with you, I don't want to be your friend, I do not trust you, you will not touch my children, and you're not welcome in my home. - If you sleep with your doors open. - I think people that sleep with their doors open, like they either know Taekwondo or they have a lot of machinery that can hurt you. - Not even, I don't even think it's a macho macho thing. - But they fear nothing. - Oh no, I think it's like a detachment. I think they think they're cool. - They think they're cool. It's like listening to the ultra ultra underground guy, just to say you do it. - Why, I used to sleep with my doors open. I used to sleep with my doors open when I was growing up, but that's just because I didn't want to be filled caged. Why, my spirit needed to have an outlet. Felt like my dreams would bounce off the walls and turn into nightmares. You'd have to escape. - I used to have a dream catcher hanging from my ceiling fan. - Really? - I think it's sacrilegious. - I think that's a little homerotic. - Oh dude, oh it was, yeah. Oh it was, it was pretty too, it was a good dream catcher. - If you sleep in the doors open, that's my first time. - Can I say I love bisexual people? Like I found that out about myself. Like they're the coolest people. I don't know if that's offensive to say. - No. - I bet a lot of cool. Like I don't think I've met a bisexual person I didn't like. - Honestly. - Yeah, they're all pretty sick. - They are. - I think it's the open-mindedness. - I mean just very, it's like a big play that genders. Like it just clears your palate. - It went to a WMBA game and I felt at home. - Oh hell yeah. Oh yeah. I mean those could be my cousins. Now definitely some twisted branches in the tree because we just don't share the same ethnicity in the slightest, but they were fantastic people. Fantastic human beings. And they gave me a challenge. They gave you a challenge too. You were a little zoned out of that point. You wouldn't, you wouldn't, you would've all tried. - I hated that. - You said oh yeah, oh yeah. - I hated that. I told you arrive about that. I hate when you talk through me. I hate it dude. I did, 'cause Cam always wants to talk to strangers, bro. And it's never the stranger sitting next to him. It's always the stranger sitting next to me. And so it's like this. I got two beaks in front of me like this, talking. - And he really got you this, you go. - Yeah, I'm out. I'm going to use switch seats. What else do you hate? - No, it's your turn. - It's your turn. I said what do you hate? You said I love bisexual people. So there you go. - Oh, something. - A normal thing. When people only listen to music in their cars, people that can't consume radio like talking radio or podcast, you're weird. - Oh, okay, okay. If you didn't say podcasts or for me, like clips and social media, I don't do that. - Yeah, I hate that. - I hate that. - It's not my only music. - People that only listen to music in cars are weird. - Yeah. It's like what are you doing on a four hour road trip? - There's a lot of people that listen to music in the morning. - Okay, hold on. - If you listen to music in the morning, you're weird. - If it's certain genres. - If you listen to rap in the morning, you're going to hell. - I've had fair shares. - I'm sorry. - I'm in 715 the morning. I'm driving up here to drill music. - You can only listen to R&B jazz like gospel. - Gospel. - That's reserved for anything before noon. - Oh yeah. - That's all before noon. Anything afternoon, you can do hip hop, rock, pop, log, drop. - To the right. - You know whatever you want. I'm not gonna lie. Listen, like murder music at like 8 a.m. before. - Dude, that's crazy. - And sometimes it gets me going. - Dude, I listen to like NBA Youngwear on a PS5. Like that's the vibe you're getting. You stand up in front of your TV. Yeah, that's weird, bro. Like you have two, your brain is too unoccupied if you're listening to rap in that early in the morning. - Yeah, dude, the silence, the echoes of silence scares me sometimes. - Great. - I mean, it's fantastic. - But you have to, like that's not good for your central nervous system. - It cannot be. - It cannot be. And I have something else that's not good for your central nervous system. My second one. People that need to go to the bathroom, very, very bad, specifically number two, but they refuse to do it in public. - That's a direct shot. - It is. And the shoe fits, where? - I look awful. - Welcome, welcome, Cinderella. - Just saw myself, sorry. Welcome, Cinderella. You are a man that I have physically, I have to think about this. We've had to detour our day for you to go to your house to poop when we have been in places that have toilets and locked doors. - Yeah, we'll have like an event that's an hour away and we'll go back home 'cause I have to take poop. - That is the most, that is like second hand, like the greatest selfish feat that someone can accomplish. - You don't have to go with me, but you rode with me. - I don't, yeah, I'm literally in your car. - Yeah. - But yeah, it's not, I think it's a cleanly thing and I think people that poop publicly lack cleanliness or respect for themselves. - That's not, and a shy bowel syndrome. I cannot do it. I do not like people hearing me too, or smelling my insides. I cannot, I cannot do it. - My God, that can be my third. If you are such a shy bowel syndrome person to where you're audibly playing videos or music on the toilet when you're in a public restroom, I also hate you. - I do those with my girlfriend. She'll be getting ready, 'cause I'm in nighttime. She says, "Oh, is it my nighttime, Duda?" And I go, "Yeah," and I try to into the bathroom. She knows I'm about to poop. And I'll turn my, and she knows I'll turn my TikToks up as loud as I can and I'll put them on the door and go like this just so she doesn't hear me fart and hear it drop. I hate people hearing my ins. That's so vulnerable for me. Like people hearing my, literally my insides coming out of me and hearing my dirt start make noises. Are you crazy? That's personal. - Two nights ago, I got up out of my bed and I said, "Live, I gotta (beep) "pulled my pants down, bent over, spread my (beep) "farted with it, pointed toward her." Then went to the bathroom. - But you won't let her see your flaccid, Johnson? - No, that's more of a, she sees it. - I mean, I just don't see it there. - But you don't want to put it on the display. - Yeah, I don't want to put it on a shelf. I mean, a small shelf. Another thing that made me realize I'm not as close to my girlfriend as I thought I was. I was, so we shower, like, I shower, right? - Informative. - No, no, we don't shower. - Oh my God, a couple of showers, performative. No, I don't do that, I hate that, get out of there. We've never done that, we never will. I'm in the shower, right? And so my shower is like a big glass cage. It's huge. - Yeah, it comes massive. - It's good. I rent it, it's not really mine. So, I'm in the shower, right? And I can see her side of the bathroom and she's like getting ready. She's so cute, she has her thing on and doing her stuff. It's like 15 steps. I go to bed, you know what I mean? I hate that. We'll get to that, we'll get to that. And so, I'm showering, right? I'm doing my thing and I like to write her notes on the glass, I'll be like, "Babe, what was that?" And so I'm doing my thing. And so I'll write a note on the glass. I'll be like, "Babe, a new note just entered the villa "and she'll turn around and she'll edit cute gels "to read it and stuff and I'll wipe it off "and I'll go turn around for the next one." And so we'll play that game. I never really get a good wash. I'm just writing notes the whole time. And so anyway, I got out of the shower, right? And I'm drying off and I turn away from her 'cause I realize I don't like to dry myself in front of my girlfriend. I hate it. I never dry myself in front of her. I hate it. It's so weird. I'll go like this, bro, I'm drying. And then like when she turns around, that's what I'm like. Yes, yes, yes, yes, bro. It's so weird. But I was talking to her as having an in-depth conversation. We're in us to us, right? So we get in each other's face and all I can see is like her eyes, but I backed up a little bit 'cause I was like stumbling trying to dry my legs, right? And so then I went up under my, my man, right? I was all three, right? It was a trifecta, two balls and a penis. Yeah, what? It was awesome. So I scooped under it with the towel and they were so it was all hidden. It was all pointed at our God, right? It was all looking up. God, right? And she, like just gives it a lot. So she immediately just looked down and saw it and she goes, "Whoa, oh." And she was like, "Never seen it like that because it was pointed up and I got so embarrassed." Like, and I hit my chest so she was like, "Wow." And she was like, "Oh, what's in here?" ♪ I wanna be the very best ♪ ♪ No one ever wants ♪ Can I see your stroke? No, no, can't stop. No, not here. Not here, not here. Not here. No, after we, after we had the record button. What? If I looked up there and that wasn't recording, you'd have to kill me. You'd absolutely have to hit me. I'm not gonna lie, there wouldn't be an episode. Hey, and I love y'all that. I could live with that. I could live with that being our first failed Monday. No, I can't, no. 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You look like you look like you look like a 1950s milkman. Isn't that crazy? This had a zero integrity, but yeah, like this is supposed to be so much stronger than it is. Look, it's locked into the win. What are we going to title this episode? Oh, what no, there was something there was something. Hold on, there doesn't matter right now. Java, what? What's in the world's craziest names? I was going to say naming our kid. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, we were having an interlemedic. Can we be honest, break the fourth wall if people are staying this late? This was filmed a month ago because we, uh, we're taking a week off after Australia. So let's, let's, let's talk about that super quick, super quick, which it's already happened, but why? Because this is, this is on the record now and then we can't lie about it. We can't lie. So you have 30 seconds. How do you think I'll show you? He's going to go not the performance, not the shows, not meeting our fans or beautiful people. That's going to be amazing. I think I'm physically just like being a tourist and I'll show you. I'm excited. I'm really excited, man. I think, I think, um, I want to be separated from half the group. I want me and you to have some time. Oh, he loves it. Yeah, you're a good guy. Thanks, man. You're a good guy. I think, now can I be honest? I feel like you just found that out. I feel like you just found out I was a good guy. Why? Why? Why? I feel like you've overlooked my goodness for a long time. You think so? No, I lost it for a little bit for sure. Lost a little bit for sure. Hey, you did. Oh my god, we're breaking marriage. Oh my god, we're breaking it down. What does that mean? Oh my god. No, I love that. Can I call somebody? I love it. Let's see who I can call. I used to do this when I was drunk, dude. You know, one time, oh my god, I also, by the way, I thought this is a super break. The fourth wall. Let us know if we see enough comments, then I will make sure it happens. I think we do a third installment of the DRU in K Q&A. Drunk Q&A on the Koala royalty coming up soon. And if you don't know what that is, basically, we put out a post on the Koala royalty top tier about maybe a week prior to the Drunk Q&A. And you absolutely flood the comment section with all sorts of questions. Funny, serious, whatever you want to know. And then me and him get together and we drink a lot of little drinks. And then we go through and we try to answer every single question. Can I be, I have a story because I was about to call somebody. And funny Marcos contact popped up in my phone, all right. Wow. That was probably the most embarrassing in the era and I've never told the story. Oh my god. Well, wait, the night we met him, the night we met him, right. But he didn't really know us, like it doesn't know us. I think I remember, I think I slightly remember. So basically we went to funny Marco was on tour with Bobby Alltoff. And this is the most embarrassing story ever. We went to the show because we have the same agents as Bobby Alltoff. We went to the show, right. And after the show, we somehow ended up on stage. I don't know why we went up there. I think it's because our agent said to go, make sure to go meet Bobby and then just. So we ended up on stage with Bobby Alltoff and funny Marco after the show, right. And they didn't know us. So it was kind of awkward like why are we all together, right. And so I started talking to funny Marco about sketch, the Twitch streamer. Because this is when sketch was first blowing up. Like you was known, but like this was whenever his clips were just going viral. And I was like, bro, you got to get with sketch. They're about to go to Houston and I know sketches from Houston. So I was like, bro, you got to get with sketch, man. Like if you bring him out on stage, huge crowd pop, like it's going to go crazy. And he was like, okay, bad. He was like, tell me about sketch and I was telling him about sketch. Then the next day I'm out and it's the day of funny Marco show in Houston. I'm in Dallas. I get a FaceTime from a number that I've never seen before. And so I just hang it up and then a text that reads funny Marco. And so I'm like, okay. So I answer, I call a FaceTime back and it's funny Marco answers. And he goes, hey, man, what's up? I got your boy with me and he turns to sketch and sketch it on the phone. Now, I think what I assumed off of this because the reaction when funny Marco turned the phone towards sketch, sketch was thinking that it was going to be a person he knows on the other end. So sketch went from this yet, who's that? He said, who's that to me? He said, who's that about me to funny Marco? That is criminal. And funny Marco went, hung up, hung up the phone. I texted funny Marco at that. He hasn't responded to being like two years. He funny Marco thought that sketch was my friend. And I was like, oh my god, yeah, you're too complete strangers. That is separate entities. You don't embarrassing that is, that's actually what it said. Who's that? And for Mark said, oh my dude. And now I like, honest to God, you're always saying like, why is Peyton? He's so, he's so cute. He's so nice. Why does he just talk to people? This is why every time I try, bro, something awkward happened. He has insanely bad, it's, it's gravitational at this point. It genuinely, and then we've gone to like dream con and stuff. And we've stayed in the same hotel as sketch. And we've been like at the bar with him. And I'll literally like, he said nice to meet you three years. Yeah, every time I see him, it's nice to meet you. I'm like, bro, what the f**k sketch? Like we talked 25 minutes straight last year about the straight, like that was right. When, uh, that was like the first year when the TV use were like about to come out and stuff. Yeah, we talked, no, we've had like, and we were talking and then the next year he was like, and I asked, I don't know if it was a nice to meet you, but it was definitely, you could tell. He'll go, hey, Kylie, like he'll say, it's like really, it's kind of like, I know you. I know we've talked for half an hour. Yeah. Oh, and then I had his, oh my god. Can I show you even, oh, I'm really about to, dogs, how embarrassing I am. I have sketches and I think he gave me a stopper. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like at one side, me and sketches text. I used to just face, I thought we were cool, bro. We talked for like 40 minutes. I would face time him and he was just banging immediately. Oh, oh, oh, Oh, dude, what you want to cook here? So, Brian, this is going to get clipped. So sketch day, bro, we know each other, man, I'm painting. Oh, man, I can't, man, man, man, funny Marko, bro. I hope my number's outblock. God, we should do something together. All right, man, get us out of here, bro. All right, everybody, we absolutely love y'all. Appreciate you coming back. I was on 23rd and 6th. We love you. Get your good karma, confuse the casuals. But this week's secret code, ooh, GMM, GMM, good morning, my, no, give me my money. Give me my, I forgot about that, give me my, my, my, my, my, I beat all y'all's, dude, too. Oh, you think, funny, give me my money, confuse the casuals. You can, you don't like this episode? Let us know. Let us know if you like the episode and let us know if you want to see that drunk Q&A in the comments. You already know. Can you just like getting drunk, dude? We absolutely love y'all. We'll see you in the next one. You know, we can just do it, by the way, too. Like, they don't, if we want to do it, we can just do it. We have that freedom. That is true. Remember when I took one of the big little criticism, we'll see it next time. Wow, I want to take one of them. Yeah. No, I was a little scared. Slightly. Yeah.