REVEALING MY PET OPOSSUM! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Boah, boah, boah. And he doesn't do that at all anymore. I used to try to jump off my couch, hurt myself so many times. Yeah, you're not athletic. Dude, by the time this comes out, I've come back from WrestleMania. Oh, my God. So this is filmed a couple days before WrestleMania. I forgot about that. So I can't give you. A WrestleMania Brockdown. I know a lot of y'all will want a WrestleMania Brockdown, but I can't. I can't give you one. A Brockdown? Next week, I'll give you a Brockdown. Is that a real thing, or is that a Peyton Coyne term? That was a Peyton Coyne term. I just made that up right now. Is that? So that's a Brock Lesnar version of a lockdown. Or, no, of a breakdown. Of a breakdown. That makes more sense. Yeah, that would make more sense. I went to lockdown for whatever reason. That's smart. I like that. Because normally, your people put us in lockdowns, especially in schools. Oh, my God. My God. I mean, if we look at Chaz, yeah, you're not lying. I go, I mean, my God, he's telling the truth. He's telling the truth. Dude, yeah. So I'll be just coming back from WrestleMania at this time when this comes out, and I'm very excited to talk to y'all about it next week. Dude. Oh, my God. I don't know. I mean, obviously, you haven't been there, but I don't want to wait. This is your first WrestleMania. First WrestleMania. In person. In person. And without spoiling anything, without slicing some cheese off to the little rats out there, my man's got great seats. I do have great seats. Shout out to Daylight Media. Shout out to Q Code. Yay! Hey, hey, hey. Jay. They don't listen. I'm not even going to lie. They literally told me in person they do not listen to the podcast. They're like, we look at your numbers, and that's it. And I said, okay, that's fine. Oh, my God. That is unbelievable. You said, Jay, talk. No, they don't even listen. I'm not giving them a shout out. Oh, my God. Yeah, no. Dude, that is going to be sick. Holy. Yeah, no, I'm very excited. It's my first WrestleMania, and I know we have a big WWE audience. So next week, yo, we'll be able to get that breakdown. Nice. And maybe on tour, we can give each other a. Like a little wrestle. I'm down to wrestle. I'm down to wrestle. Dude, what if we. I'll whoop that. What if we. I will wax your long. There is a lot to wax on my. And it's a lot of length. I would be down to, like, oil up and wrestle on stage at the end of the show. You wouldn't want that. Because, A, I already have more skin than you, especially the skin that's loose. You do have a lot of loose skin. Oh, you're talking about on stage. On stage. It's a part of the show. The Wisecats are debuting right now. If it's a part of the show, I can't. I cannot lose. Because, one, I'm going to be shirtless. That's already out of my comfort zone. I didn't sign that. I didn't sign any piece of paper that said I need to be shirtless in front of thousands. But, secondly, I'm going to be. You're not going to be shirtless in front of thousands. Maybe a thousand. I'll go in front of hundreds. Doesn't that sound so accurate? Maybe. In front of hundreds. In front of hundreds of people. Yeah, I'm going to guess thousands throughout the whole tour. That's true. Yeah, yeah. There's a couple. There's a couple. There's a couple. Yeah, sure. And you're going to do great. It's going to do great. Yeah, I don't want to be naked in front of a couple of 20s. I go in front of like four of them. Yeah, when we're going to Austin, in front of like 15 people. Moody Theater, ACL Live! We're coming. Honestly, Austin, Texas. Now, can I say that real quick? Like, I give y'all a show because I grew up there and it's like this hometown thing. That city. It's full of white women with dreadlocks and armpit hair. And there's nothing appealing about that city. Joe Rogan and Elon moved there and the city's never been the same. Y'all smell. Let's be honest. Oh, no. I promise you in like the maybe 80 years from now history books, there's going to be a chapter on Austin, Texas. Yeah. Like for Texas history, it's going to be like the re-revolution of Austin. Yeah, it's different. It has changed drastically in the last 20 years. It's just a bunch of comedians and tech people. It's a lot of tech. A ton of tech people. Yeah. A ton. Dude, it's so different than the first time I went to visit you. First time I went, I was like, oh, dude, your house is like really nice, Peyton. Oh, your family's really cool. Dude, Austin's sick. This is cool. This is like kind of like back home. Now it's like, where am I? It's a little, you're in LA. I'm in a little utopia. Where's our palm tree? Yeah. Ever since Leslie died, I mean, it just wasn't the same. And Malcolm. I mean, dude, yeah. Put your ones in there for Malcolm Jerome. Yeah. I don't know why ones in there. We're going to take, oh, no, that dog. Put the one down. Point to where Malcolm Jerome's going. That dog's going to hell. No. Okay. Okay. First of all, can I get a RIP for my dog? RIP Malcolm. Yeah. No, and honestly, we have some true fans. Let's just say that. There's been Rip Malcolm everywhere. No, can I say, I do want to say, yes, so the Malcolm Jerome, the Thaldra Harden, Esquire Harden, Malcolm Jerome, the Thaldra Esquire Harden III. No, he's already figured the name out. Oh, no. You got to hold on, Bubba. Malcolm Jerome, the Thaldra Esquire Harden III, he did transition to the afterlife this week, last week. It was a very rough day, man. Very, very rough day. But I think Malcolm Jerome, the Thaldra Esquire Harden III, he did transition to the afterlife I do want to say thank you to all the fans. They did a lot, an overwhelming amount of messages. I blocked about four people, too, by the way. Why? Because we make jokes about Malcolm. Oh, yeah. You're not allowed to. You don't know Malcolm. I don't know you. We're not friends. You never met him. You can't. If you never touch his head, you can't make a joke. Yeah, that is a great dog, and we're making fun of him. It was a great dog. It was a great dog. He's dead. Yeah. But it's one of those things. It's like, it wasn't like a shock. And, you know, he kind of shot above his means. You know what I mean? Oh, no. He was definitely on borrowed time. Oh. Like, you're, any, every day was selfish. I'd say stolen. Yeah. He had no intent of giving that back. No, no. He lived two lifetimes. He had no intent. Yeah. That dog was like, I'm talking borderline immortal. Yeah. You really got to the point you didn't even acknowledge it. You're like, holy, Malcolm, you're 24 years old. You're just like, oh, how's it going, pup? And he's just like. Yeah, there was a, there, it's obviously sad. Like, so I was sad, you know, I had to get my sadness out. Isn't that funny? Like, is it? Is that a male thing? That's a. Where you have to get away from people to be sad? That's a you thing. Can I, can I. Can I disclose that story? You don't, do you even know the story? I was on the phone with you. Yes. I don't know the full details, but I was on the phone of when that transpired. No, you weren't. Then how do I know? Then how do I know? Wait, tell, okay. You started the talk. I called you, so you told me earlier in the day. Yes. I woke up at 730 in the morning. Great day. I was in my sunroom with, with, with, with my girlfriend. I get a text from my dad. I'm like, hey, uh, we're going to go, I scheduled the appointment. We're going to go and put Malcolm down. Oh. And I said, I said, wow, that sucks. And so you get that initial sadness, right? You're like, oh, well, but, but you're prepared for it. The 80. Yeah. Literally. So whatever. Oh, he's past 80, bub. And then, but just through the day, you just kind of think about it more and think about it. So as the day was going on, I was getting sadder and to the appointment time, I was, it was bad, but yeah, we'll go ahead. Okay. So wait, are we talking about this one or are we talking about what you did for your sadness? What I did for my sadness. Okay. So I called, so he told me early in the morning and I was very, you know me, I was like, oh man, I'm sorry, but yeah. And then he was trying to immediately make jokes to, to, uh, mask his sadness. He said, oh, it's whatever broad news coming. Anyway, we got a big day of work ahead of us. What are you about to do right now? And I'm like, Hey, your dog's dead, man. You know, let's talk about it. Let's open up a little bit. He goes, yeah, I'll talk to you later. So then a couple hours later, I don't know if he called me or I called him, and he's in his car. I'm like, okay, you're out doing something. He goes, oh, no, no, no. He's like, I had to cry bad. He's like, I needed to cry. But he was like, I couldn't let Sarah see it or that CJ. I'm not worried about CJ seeing it. First of all, we'll talk about it on the Patreon exclusive. He goes out of that room an hour a day. But he's like a prisoner in that room. Like, I don't see him anymore. There's got to be a wellness check. It's so strange. Sarah literally asked me, she's like, do I need to go check on him? And I'm like, no. No, don't do it. You're going to catch whatever he got. Give it to you. So he left his house. He said, I drove away simply to cry, get it all out, and drive back so Sarah couldn't see. It's not even so Sarah couldn't see. Then what is it for? No, because I cried in front of Sarah that night. But it was just, I think it's just a me thing. It's like, I don't want to. It makes it worse when people are all on you being like, oh, I'm so sorry. F*** you. Like, don't be sad for me. You're not really sad. Okay, they're not like, they're not going to go home and think about it again. But in the moment. Exactly. But in the moment. So just let me get my. So I sat in a Target parking lot for about an hour. And boy, I just ripped and ran. Oh, yeah. It took a while. I was like, and it was one of those things that makes you more mad that you can't get over the sadness. Oh, oh, that's true. I literally was like this. Still. You go. I was just more mad that I was still sad. Yeah. So I eventually got over it. Oh, the tears stopped. I made sure the redness got out. And so I was like, I need to do something to make me feel better. So I went in and to Target and I bought three WWE belts. Two of them are already had. So I bought three just so I just need to feel something. You're so unreal. You bought. You already had. What did that? What emotion did that? Did that? I don't know. I just needed something. You're like, swipe it. You go, thugs dead, cards not. I want it all. Yeah. I want it all. Yeah. That scared the shit out of me. Oh my God, dude. He does it every time. Yeah, it's not. He's got to stop doing that. Walk in with the volume. It's Daryl. It's Daryl. He walks in like a. Oh, I almost said something that could have got me off the internet forever. What? No, no. I was going to say he walks in like a ninja, which is very, very appropriate. That's close. Ninjas are known for their stealth, right? Yeah. What else are they known for? Now, if you say it quick enough and with a little bit of southern twang, it sounds like we're not in the same time we are right now. But in all seriousness, I'm sorry about Malcolm. No, it's okay. I mean, it's nothing like sudden. Nothing is well beyond time. He was not living a quality life anymore, so it's fine. That's honestly, to me, in terms of pets at least, maybe humans, I have a different thing with it. In terms of pets, I do hit that line of, all right, this probably is what we should do. Yeah. Oh, we should have done. Like, when pets get just way past. Like, Malcolm, we joke. He was on Broadway time. He just lived a good life. He lived a long, full life. Yeah, yeah. But, like, when I've seen some people that, like, now. Hold on. Oh, man. It's like your dog looks like a puppet at this point. I'm like, man, that dog is in, like, rigor mortis. Like, that dog is. He's halfway through decaying. That dog's decaying in front of you. Like, I'm staring at his spine. Man, I could see. There's maggots on his ribs. I could see them. The smell penetrates your neighborhood. I was like, I don't know what you, I don't know what that dog knows it's got on you, but you need to let him go. Yeah, but that, yeah, but so, I appreciate all the well wishes. I'm fine. My family's probably taking it a little harder than I am. I still need to call your father. Oh, no, he's just like me. Just don't talk about it. It's fine. He's, yeah. Bluey for the kids. The all-new Hulu original series, Furious, for the second they're down. Good. Good Morning America, for your morning. ESPN College Game Day, for your Saturday. And Toy Story 5, for a cozy family movie night on Sunday. Terms apply. Can I, can I combat that with a, so yours was your dog. I have a story about Malachi this weekend. Oh, he's still here. No, Malachi's very much there. Yeah, because the way you transition. Nothing to do with that. Nothing. But, we wake up on Sunday, and we were going to try to go to church. Malachi was being very whatever, so we said, you know what, we're just going to watch it from home. Yeah. Okay? So, we turn on church, and he eats his breakfast, lives super pregnant, laying on the couch. Everything's fine. Great. Now, out of nowhere, super ornery. Like, excuse me? Super ornery. Your son was super ornery? Honorary? Ornery? Is that not a word? Who the hell is ornery? When they, when they act bad? When a kid, oh, that kid's. He's ornery. That's an ornery kid. They're ornery. No, no, no. No, that's a word. Hey, English major, that's a word. No, no, hold on. I swear to God, in my 27 years of life. You've never heard that? I've never heard the word ornery. Ornery? The Omni Hotel? No, not Omni, not Omari. Ornery. How do you spell it? Don't fully know. Wait, can we? Define the word ornery for me. Bad, misbehave. Backed up on Mountain Dew. That kind of thing. Okay, but what made you, did you just learn this word? I'm convinced you just learned this word. No, I've known about this word for a long time. I only use it in the case of children, because when I say a grown man's acting ornery, it gives a little weird vibe. So ornery's. No, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't go that far. I want to go pedophilic. Ornery. Ornery. I can't. I think it's H. Is it an H-N situation? N-A? No, whoa. Is it H-O-N-E-R-Y maybe? Ornery is a common pronunciation spelling of the word ornery. Ornery. Representing a southern U.S. dialect. Oh, so some southern. Yeah. It's an adjective used to describe someone who is stubborn, irritable, disagreeable, or difficult to manage. I don't think it's a kid thing, bro. No, it's not. I only use it for kids. Like, I'm not going to say, Oh, you're acting ornery, P. You're acting ornery. I don't think you should say that word. Like, that's very much Declaration of Independence slang. You say kitchen pone cuck and. I just went through your categories. What did I just say? You say all that you're getting on me for an actual word that has a southern dialect. No, that's very much old English. That is not old English. You shouldn't. Stop acting ornery, boy. In the Big 26, you don't say ornery. He was acting what? Bad. He's acting like a baby. Sure. He's all he's bouncing all over the place, right? Yeah. And the sermon's going. He's getting louder. Hmm. And it gets to the point. I'm I'm actually trying to lock in. He's sitting there just self-planned. I go, Hey, hey, Bubba. No, let's calm down a little bit because he's just going crazy. Right. So then he looks at me. He goes, he's like hissing almost. I don't like that. And I was like, Oh, by the blood of Jesus, he's doing this with his nose. So I mess with him back and I go, You know what? That's what you need to be paying attention to. You need Jesus. And he's probably 12 feet away from me, right? Yeah, I'm sitting on my couch looking. At the TV. He's right below the TV looking at me. I go, You need to be paying attention to start instead of playing. You need Jesus. This kid looks at me and takes off at a jog. Yeah, right. Toward me going right after I said he needs Jesus. He's flailing his arms. He's making literal like growling. Yeah, like he's like, I was like, I was ready, dude. I was turning the power of Christ in that leg. Better watch it. I said, You're my son, but you better watch. It was, bro. It was the fun. We were crying laughing. Yeah, it was impeccable. Is that a sign? Is that a sign? A sign of what? I don't know. Maybe we invite over a priest. Oh, oh, oh, had a conversation with the wife. Can't go on the air. Let's just say I basically said if my son. Nope, I don't think that conversation was wicked. Yeah, you have to have a talk. Oh, yeah, you didn't see the white of his eyes. And I said, Liv, I want you to understand that this is real. Yeah. This that will there will be a call said there will be holy water. There'll be burning wood in here. I was like, there would be whatever it takes. I'll go by the whole city of garlic. So I don't care if he's a vampire, if he's demonic, we're getting it out of him. I don't care what has to happen. Can this stay change shackles? We're good. Okay, there we go. Yeah, I just said, I'll go to the ends of the earth to take whatever that is out of my son. She was like, Oh, my God, no, you need it. I said, No, woman, no, no, no. So we're getting it out of him, dude. So other than my dog dying this weekend, yes, I was trying to make my self feel better by going out to eat. Where'd you go? Oh, my spot. I'm not going to say it, but I went to my spot. Oh, no, that has to make you feel better. No, it didn't. Because something embarrassing happened to me as I was trying to go there. So I was having a bad time trying to mourn your dog. So it was the worst day of my life. So basically, I woke up in the morning. I got a call that we're putting my dog down. Dog was dead. So after my dog died, I was with my girlfriend and she was like, Hey, tonight, let's go out to dinner to your favorite restaurant. And I said, Oh, thanks, babe. That's going to make me feel a lot better. So. I'm nasty. Yes. As you know, my truck is not clean. Really? Really, bro. Already. You know that I left the most spaceship looking car. I mean, when you look at a car and you go, I should clean it. That's your car. No. So my car is dirty. You can't see the floor of it right now because there's grass all over it. Like, it's bad. There's trash. There's meal preps in there. There's clothes. I have some sort of toolkit in the back that I'm not sure how it got there. Mine? I don't know. Oh. My car is disgusting. But so my dog died this day and I was going to my favorite restaurant. Now, my girlfriend, Sarah, she said, let's use this as a treat yourself day babe you know you're feeling bad but just treat yourself don't worry about calories don't worry about anything i want you to have a good drink i want you to have a good day good woman and so we went to my favorite restaurant that's in a nice part of the city very nice part yeah so part of treating myself i was like i'm not going to go find parking i'm gonna get my truck valeted okay oh again my truck is dirty oh i wasn't prepared to have it valeted nor was i prepared for my puppy to die so so i'm sad so i'm driving everything i'm seeing reminds me of him i think i smell him i see him i'm driving to my favorite restaurant sarah's trying to rub my head she plays high school musical i'm like turn that off i want to listen to silence so as we get to the front of the restaurant it's the valet now i go hey excuse me is this where i go for valet he goes yep i go all right he's like just get out i'll take care of it for you now you know when i'm sad i'm anxious yes when i'm anxious i have a tick and my tick is to bite my fingernails oh god yes so i as you see i have no fingernails left because my dog died and i was very sad and anxious so i was just gnawing at my fingernails the whole drive to the restaurant now i was in my truck so i had nowhere to dispose of my fingernails so what i was doing is i was driving going it's tin fingernail now i have big nail beds oh you have some big nail bed i was gonna say fingernails your fingernails are like poker chips i was waiting to put that little sprinkle in but thank god you said it so those are some big nails so they're noticeable he's like it's like it's like you know they're they're massive i have massive fingernails oh and so i'm spitting them all through my car but i'm not thinking because i'm anxious and i'm sad my dog just died oh my god so they're everywhere so i valley valley my car we take care of it oh you're so nasty i have a decent meal i come back out to receive my truck from the valet he goes yeah i'll go get it for you he goes and gets my truck brings it to me and he goes hey man i just want to let you know i had to move some toenails out of the seat he said it loud he said it loud there was dallas cowboy cheerleaders in the front yeah there was oh no okay he said it wasn't like you whispered it to me he said hey man you had to move some toenails out here he went like this he didn't go i had to move some toenails out and so i literally i literally and i'm already emotional because my dog just died and everything at that point i was ready to shut down sarah i mean i'm dripping sarah was trying to make me feel better she was rubbing me i said get off me oh yeah man and then she was like and then and then to make it worse my girlfriend has a dog right and that dog that dog doesn't stay with us and so i get back home after i'm embarrassed in front of dallas cowboy cheerleaders the valet thinks i have toenails all over my truck and my dog just died so i opened my front door after this horrible day guess what sarah's dog is just right there i'm like mine's dead do you want to be next i literally walked past that thing i'm like what makes you think he's like this you just go yeah i was like what makes you think a puppy greeting me today of all days is the best idea when you said y'all were in the car she was with you i i giggled earlier i don't know if you caught it i was thinking like you didn't want to take care of ox so she starts playing music what if she hit shuffle and it was like who let the dogs out who who who who let this and you go what the next song she hits it's like big dog big dog it's just every song was about a dog oh my if in the arms of the angel came on that is just that'd be sh*t that'd be sh*t no you would it's real when that you've never been in a funny moment when that song turns on no you thought about that it doesn't matter what you're doing you could be like you could be at your birthday party when you're like all 10. yeah if you just have like say spongebob or something that thing pops on it's the worst commercial ever that's the worst and i don't like that don't don't don't use my feeling strings but you did make me feel better this weekend i appreciate it yeah this weekend or this week oh yeah yeah you're the only one who cared about him he literally said nothing to me about it no cj's a terrible human being no i i've realized about cg he's a bad person he's a terrible like i love him though the you should know podcast disney plus hulu will make your day every day bluey for the kids the all-new hulu original series furious for the second they're down good morning america for your morning espn college game day for your saturday and toy story 5 for a cozy family movie night on sunday make your day every day with disney plus hulu 18 and older with the disney plus hulu bundle subscription access these titles via disney plus terms apply this is the last i'm going to talk about my puppy i know this is a puppy filled episode to malcolm jerome but i do want to say since y'all know that my dog died this week i've been joining like support forms for people who lost their pets hey no you have not no dog now there's nothing wrong with that i want to clear my name there's nothing wrong with that you are not a support forum type of guy i know i'm really not but you know when i'm super sad or i get super involved in something i go down this wicked rabbit hole in the forum they said they're making a push to domesticate raccoons okay dude what group did you fall into domesticating raccoons yes i thought this was just people that their puppies passed no their puppies did pass i'm domesticating little forest thieves no you i'm basically in like the dark web of this forum so they're talking about domesticating raccoons and i'm so sad and miss my puppy that i thought hey maybe i should give this a try what do you mean give it you're not getting a raccoon you if you get a raccoon i'm never talking to you again if you get a raccoon as your pet you don't you lost a friend well since you're my best friend and you would be at my house a lot i want you to meet my potential next pet bring in my potential pet raccoon what the is that what is that no come on in we're coming in no you're not yeah we are no you're not that's a raccoon getting away from me well it's not a raccoon but it is a mammal oh what kind of mammals that oh wow oh that's a possum oh it's a possum okay so first thing not to be insensitive everything all right in the eyes right there with that little guy is that okay that's how they look don't have too much experience with possums her name is tootsie and it's a girl so sorry tootsie i don't i hope i'm not scaring you sweetheart she's four years old that's why her eyes look she's four oh okay going blind in the wild they only live about two years so she's about four years old in captivity that's pretty good for her possums so she's old so i've i've known i've known i've known tootsie for all of 30 seconds and i've made fun of her blindness that's all right she's not offended at all oh god she's got great hearing but it didn't offend her as you can tell i'm so sorry i can't tell what tootsie's looking at i love tootsie this is unbelievable okay so now we're going to talk to this is unbelievable okay so now have you ever seen her practice the art of of the playing dead she doesn't because i've had her since she's four months old so she thinks i'm dead so there's no fear anymore but they do do that so it's not a myth they actually do play dead they don't control it they just pass out and they actually make their body and their breath smell like poop and death predators that way so it's really awesome he does that too sometimes he'll come and talk to me yeah you know it's okay yeah yeah oh that's why my ex said babe you smell like a possum oh yeah you say yeah just get away from me i mean holy whisker on that girl she's got some i mean that tail that tail kind of looks like me in the cold yeah that the tail's pretty important it's actually prehensile so that means griffer what are you yeah yeah oh my god what are you so oh my god yeah so if she's climbing trees and the tree branch breaks she's holding on her tail and it's designed to do that so opossums climb trees there's a lot i don't know sir what's your name my name is eric briningham with wildlife on the move shout out to wildlife on the move i mean that that opossum's on the move she is she's moving around pretty good you're welcome to touch yeah okay okay we're gonna touch her tootsie tootsie eric that's not like a cat but tootsie oh no no yeah get a touch get it oh you can't you're in the forum you're in the committee yeah i touched a little possum can you if you hold her i'll touch it the tail if i hope now that tail is kind of it's kind of creeping kim you've touched my table kim it feels like me doesn't it oh no that feels oh another story i bet we don't want to get in oh that i mean that feels that is a that's an interesting yeah that is cool snake skin it's yeah it's a little and it's a lot like uh like oh god please don't bite me it's very dense very muscular tail she does tail ups yeah she does since that's what she uses it for all the time now uh now back to the vision real quick what what is she working with currently like so the best sense that she has is her sense of smell you can hear her okay yeah that's why she keeps pointing this way she's like thanks they're born completely naked blind front legs other legs in about two six to eight weeks and they they actually have to smell their way up into the pouch because moms are marsupials they have a pouch pouches smells her way up there and crawls with just two legs to get inside that pouch what does she eat what do they eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches oh it's kind of like hey rob just kidding she likes fruits nuts berries plants snakes eggs lizards mice and insects so she's a true omnivore she eats everything okay so now okay so that would be me that's why i got that too every 20 minutes i got it there we go i don't know about every 20 but i'm up there with you but okay so so now the first half was fruits veggies nuts and stuff and then i heard you slip in a couple things like it was nothing you said mice snakes and eggs so so tootsie eats snakes according to you eric snakes she can kill and eat all venomous snakes in her territory so every venomous snake you have here in texas this animal can eat and she's immune to all the venom of all those snakes so an opossum is like a low-key like a sleeper bill like you don't like you you don't think she's got much when you look at her but she can take some down you can't and she's got a lot of she can and she's immune to even not just venomous snakes she actually loves to eat ticks so she can actually dirty bro which is really cool and how many fingers she working with there she has five on each foot oh there she goes opossums have opposable thumbs just like you and me look at that oh my god they have thumbs the only other animal besides us in north america that has opposable thumbs so she can grip and hold on to things it's pretty cool i mean that whisk those whiskers no those whiskers they are i mean yeah that's probably the that's that's probably the that's a little beauty mark your little whiskies you know you have to pet it it's kind of like a little it's kind of like an opposable thumb venomous snake eating omnivorous cat kind of soft very soft yeah new touch the tail it's kind of weird very weird like give it a good wow have you felt that now it's like a holder yeah i'm i've got the blanket here that's her safety blanket so it doesn't scratch you up so put your hand right underneath mine okay so under the blanket yeah just under the blanket where my hand is and then grab her tail oh for safety okay oh let her sit on you oh girl oh you got you got some talons girl yeah the blanket will help we're good yeah you'll kind of look alike hey not a raccoon but definitely an opossum and is it bad that i didn't know that possums and raccoons were different until you just said that is she domesticated with you or does she stay at like the your house no she's a wild animal ambassador she has the best resume ever you want one thing you are not seeing is like she literally has thumbs bro no i know this thumb and she's straight up look at that oh you'd be great at call of duty oh she's got you that feels like malachi it feels like okay let me get you yeah get my finger back yeah no she's sweet she's so she really is the reason she's named tootsie is you know this front right foot she only has one tooth you see it what's a tooth one or two one toe let me try she has one toe yeah look it's just like she's kind of being different oh it's like a little nut hell of a resume oh she got oh in an accident over at the uh when they were building the uh the uh big uh hotel the lowes motel at the ballpark uh in arlington yeah yeah she actually got mixed up in some wire and lost most of her toes and then she lost most of her tail and that's why we have her so she she's a discarded rescued and hurt and injured animal so that's why we have her i mean that was i mean that was every detail in a name drop yeah oh tootsie i was about to make a pirate joke but that's sad girl i'm sorry i got two more super quick rapid rapid fire that has a tongue it has a uh rapid fire one your shoulders got to be pretty strong right doing that all the time dealing with it yeah and holding all the animals that i do i get that upper body workout i don't go to the gym anymore there you go i see eric second one uh second question is that our shirt is that is that our shirt eric this is your shirt that's for sure one of your shirts the first time i'm here maybe we can earn one by being here today but no this is just a scrapped shirt that people donate to us oh okay okay but i wouldn't scrap yours okay gotcha boom let's say you can you can take that probably wear a shirt with pride for you she would i would love to tootsie hey so cute thank you so much yeah check this out at wildlifeonthemove.com and you can follow us on facebook at live animal show hell yeah guys that's going to be in the in the description to go tootsie i mean it was an honor to meet you that's awesome i like her little nub it's so cute i didn't realize that oh tootsie awesome well i enjoyed being with you guys thank you so much thank you yeah stay wild thank you thank you eric that's sick look at that i never thought i would i would give it up there we go tootsie that's crazy how i mean he drowned my hands the you should know podcast disney plus hulu will make your day every day bluey for the kids the all-new hulu original series furious for the second they're down good morning america for your morning espn college game day for your saturday and toy story 5 for a cozy family movie night on sunday make your day every day with disney plus hulu 18 and older with the disney plus hulu bundle subscription access these titles via disney plus terms apply okay that was probably uh uh i changed my mind first off you didn't even get to the animal you requested you thought a raccoon was showing up it was an opus i told you i didn't know that there was a difference between a raccoon and a possum i thought i thought possums were just baby raccoons okay i have bathed in hand sanitizer the scent of tootsie and eric not leaving there's still very much right here and it does not smell the best tootsie had glaucoma tootsie needed some weed did you get a little tootsie firing you i think i laughed right when i was swallowing we got really dry i'm not gonna lie i was i was 100 expecting a raccoon to come in here yeah like how do you not get the right animal how do you request a raccoon they show the glass and a possum well i just said well they did so i said hey i need a raccoon because i looked at the forum and i they didn't say anything about possums so i found like that wildlife place that's in dallas and i said hey i need a raccoon and they're like oh we got possums so it's like the same thing you thought a baby raccoon was just a boss no cousins or something it's like the same thing it's like hey can my nephew come over no but your cousin can tell the family okay bring him bring him i see that i see that dude okay now she i'm not gonna be nice tootsie's disgusting i'm not i'm not gonna like like he's not here anymore sweet guy i think i think that possums deserve great things disgusting creature that animal was sent from hell and i'm sorry but my god i was trying to be nice oh i see you girl that thing would cause nightmares absolutely let me say this the way he described it he was saying i can't tell if those things are like super powered yeah or that they're a mistake to society yeah like he was like one sentence top of the totem pole yeah i can eat venom i can hang from trees i climb mountains next sentence i'm born butt naked two legs blind yeah like what is this the coolest thing or the worst thing ever and i'm not gonna lie i did just see the thing's tongue dude so when he hung it upside down for the sixth time he's like no seriously your tail's really shitty oh dude yeah groped speaking of malcolm being past due we need to we need to look at putting that thing down no no eric needs to be questioned because he said that thing they survived till two that thing's doubled his life that's like a human being being 170 years old and that's that's a high lifespan that's like a human being being 150. they're shooting that thing up with like life oh yeah they're shooting that you're just shooting that thing up shooting tootsies hgh every morning they go oh hey girl we can't that's why she's like because her eyes are still growing they're still growing but that is a really good foundation we're a comedy podcast but that from what i've heard it's a really good foundation now back to your groups of people there's i want you to think about what we just saw yeah and touched and people want to put a collar on that thing well no they want raccoons they didn't want possums oh oh that's right and i'm not going to be like i'm not going to lie in the break that we took between eric leaving and and this yes i completely deleted the app that i was in the forum with i don't want anything to do with those people those are not your friends those are not your people no no no those are people you got to check their backpacks in public areas like oh my god no no they shouldn't own a backpack they should not no only see throughs oh my god only see throughs i i'm i'm you did really well i i tried i honestly tried i gave my all she was a gross little thing but i tried i held her and everything and you did well then for that you're the birthday excuse me you're the birthday now i'm missing something you're you're the birthday today's not my today's very close but it's not my birthday no you are the birthday what does that mean though what does that mean i'm the birthday like you're the birthday like you got it that's what they're saying now you're the birthday it's like you got it it no it's just like no not it doesn't mean you got it like if somebody is like you don't say like in terms of you got it just like you're the like cj look at him he's definitely not the birthday you this is psychedelic look at me would you say i'm the birthday i don't even know what it means but i'd say you're the birthday i don't even know what okay okay no no but break it down where are you what are you actually getting it that's what i'm i understand in my interpretation you're the birthday that's a bridge right you're leading me up you're the birthday's no that's no we're going on the journey what's at the end of the bridge that's the destination you are the birthday what does that mean though what does that guess what do you think you are the birthday means it's pretty close to my real birthday so i'm guessing that it has nothing to do with my actual birthday no it could be february you could be saying this to me in september yeah you're the birthday like clock it clock it t body you're the birthday well definitely it's got your body i'm not giving to your body no no no but if i'm the birthday that means i gotta have some sort of i gotta have some sort of like a rememberative like a you're the birthday i'm doing that sure keep saying in different variations and i'll get there like like oh you're the birthday oh i'm doing it i'm i'm i'm i'm him now okay now um i'm gonna give you i'm gonna give you um some people and you tell me if they're the birthday okay i don't even know what design love this though okay okay um let's say ddg ddg wicked for school okay in terms yeah oh wow would you say ddg's the birthday he does moonwalk in calabasas uh i'd say he's the birthday yeah i'd say he's the birthday sure sure give me another one okay um keep going okay um pierce oh it depends depends if you're if you're if you're same age blonde and you like ostrich boots he's the birthday yeah if you're his uh superiors and his fellow peers at work he's not a birthday your son my son birthday no your son's not the birthday no he hasn't earned the birthday oh he hasn't earned it okay it's it's a wisdom thing no no it's it's it's reputable you have to do something you have to be good kind of have to clock it you have to clock it yeah and he's not he hasn't clocked up he hasn't clocked nothing okay okay lebron's the birthday lebron is definitely the birthday okay give me some more people beyonce birthday oh my gosh it's queen bee he is the cake clock it oh she is the cake she's cake she's cake watch your mouth i'm just kidding okay yeah let's say hitler not the birthday to some can't really i'm sure to some even now i mean to a lot of people he was the birthday i do not think he's the birthday that's wild okay so okay then i'm there okay let's let's morbid let's go harry tubman i'm giving her birthday yeah she's i'm giving the birthday mlk birthday nice okay malcolm x the birthday birthday okay yeah okay he said yeah then i think i got it okay final answer yeah i think it's you're uh it's hard to articulate but like you're the you're good you're like you're it you're him you're her yeah you're the birthday birthday yeah yeah you're the birthday so i'm the birthday normally you would be like you're the furthest from the birthday well you got a death day you got a haircut i got a haircut and i'm wearing the same clothes you always make fun of so i'm surprised i'm the birthday i think that's why it threw me off yeah yeah no you are the birthday i just wanted to i just wanted to see if you knew what that meant i have no idea what that meant yeah honestly you make that up no a gay man came up to me on the street and he goes i'm the birthday you're the birthday and i said he said oh thanks really no yes i was i was i was walking down the street and there is a homosexual man yeah i mean i'm not assuming but gun to my head yeah yeah i would be like oh yeah he's yeah you you know yes of course right i mean good for him crop top i mean beautiful skin yeah i mean the walk itself now the walk speak actions actions speak louder than words and yes and so he goes and uh he little like oh birthday and i was like thanks and so that was the best compliment i think i've received in a long time now okay now answer me this though yeah i is there factual proof that i'm the birthday no no no no no if we think you're the birthday means what you're the birthday means yeah then yeah you're a birthday you're a big tall glass of caramel birthday yeah but there's no proof of that you're taking one interruption you're taking one interruption you're taking one interruption off a man simply from the fluxation of his voice that birthday no but you can walk past people and if you if they're enough of the birthday you can just say that the birthday they're immediately birthday category like you you got to get to know you for you to be the birthday so street level outside of looking in i'm not birthday oh no you're not fresh off the the wake up everybody's just looking at you like a group consensus look at your birthday no yeah no i don't i don't think i give that either i don't think i give birthday energy to it you give like labor day i give like veterans day i give like i give cyber monday you're the birthday i'm sorry yeah 100 like you don't earn that like the walk oh people take advantage of me like you can't just walk past cameron kidney be like oh that's the birthday like me oh you can no you can walk past the group and they're all oh he's birth does that you gotta you gotta be a very well grounded man to deal with that yeah yeah but you're like a consensus birthday does it mean more to you when you get hit on by men or women dude something about a brotherly love it no not brotherly love like hit on oh i thought like a dude like hey bro you're doing that i've never maybe he is more it's more than brotherly love you're just not understanding if i don't think any man's coming up to me like hey bro you're doing that especially this movement i don't think that's just a brotherly love man i don't think that's what that is let's say bro you do that i don't think no okay oh yeah um well maybe i hope this isn't contrary to probably i don't know but probably gonna go with women really yeah now it has to it ends every time in a respectful decline because i'm well i think it's married to my beautiful wife you're not used to being hit on by women so it still means something to you i'm not used to being hit on at all like at all like see like no like the absence of hitting on you're not used to being hit on by women so it still means something to you i'm i'm i am unhittable like i am i'm unhittable i don't get hit on at all no one even gets to swing there's no pitch being thrown i'm just the void like i am a evanescence floating i i it always means more to me when men hit on me not in my dms dude i get some wild you get some you get some that you can send to the bureau and you're in your dude oh you get some oh that's what i'm saying i blocked like three men i blocked like three men this weekend because whenever i posted that my dog was hitting on me i was like oh my god i'm not used to it i'm not used to it i'm not used to it i'm not used to it i'm not used to it i'm not used to it i'm not used to it i'm not used to it they're like oh you could still get it i'm like i appreciate that on any other day no no no you shouldn't even give him that no on any other day you could tell me that and i'll appreciate it what do you say back i don't respond oh okay yeah are you crazy i thought you said like oh i appreciate that but you're getting blocked no no are you crazy no i i'm really mourning right now and normally that would mean a lot to me bro you can hit it any other day today is not the day it's not the day but you can catch me on thursday yeah yeah no i get violent dms from something has been going around the internet specifically on our content for the last couple months and starting to creep me out i don't know if you've peeped it i have certainly peeped it someone broke into my house someone broke into my house and stole a picture of me and made it into a meme really have you seen the picture of me i'm like hugging that pillar in that plain plaid you look like 11 or 12 that no no that picture's not published anywhere i don't know i don't know how they got that that picture is framed in my mother's house no you literally look like you're in the developmental league of lunch ladies like that's the worst picture i've ever seen i don't know i'm like hugging dude whoever whoever made us shoot those family pictures first off to hell with you whoever shot the pictures extra hell whoever dressed you i think it was myself of course it was no you're first of all terrible jeans with this plaid it's i am like i'm like hugging a pillar why am i doing that you ever walk into a cracker barrel and there's like the old timey photo in the lobby and it's like these are the people that invented cracker barrel at the first cracker barrel that was that picture like you look awful okay okay first off can we let's put it right here in case you haven't seen it i'm just adding fuel to the fire it's been out so here's the picture this is in every comment section of every tiktok now i need you to lock in yeah did you hear what i said though right that's the troubling part this picture isn't on the internet outside of the memes okay the first time i saw it i was like oh they pulled it from the peyton versus cam world tour because i was showing old pictures of you but then i looked at the picture and i was like i've never seen this it's not me it's framed in my parents household someone there's a rat imagine it's my father someone imagine there's nothing there's there's nothing valuable in that house so all they could do was take a picture they broke in there like where's the jewelry no jewelry no jewelry and they let do it and then they digitized it yeah like seriously digitalized it digitized works as well digitalized that's just the same letters digitized it there but there's that actually might not be right before i know i know i just wasn't gonna argue with you there's this one i don't even remember her name there's just one account yeah it's a female account that posts it on every single one of live's tiktoks every single one of live's instagram posts yeah every single one of my tiktoks not too many every single one of your it is you hit comments it doesn't matter what the video is about the video could be about us like a depressed video saying r.i.p to malcolm you're gonna hit the it's gonna be like me no it's gotten to the point it's in other creators comments yes and i'll go and i'll just like be on my for you page and it'll just be like so this week at coachella and i'll look and it's camp i don't i it's not okay dude that's not and that's i don't know how that happened and i was really trying to get to the bottom of it i don't think i don't even have a face i don't have a facebook is it on your like parents i don't think it might that's no i don't even want to say that they're gonna go they're gonna go deep dive and find it all it's too late bro oh my it's out you gotta text you gotta text your parents tell them hey private all your social my parents privated all their social media i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna bomb my mom's social media i'm gonna get rid of her facebook i'm gonna delete it hey everything you worked for all your little farm bill all your little carrots going they're gone they're all gone they're all gone you don't know how to make it private put this usb into your thing i have a cute picture of malachi and she plugs into her pc whole thing melts it's like it kills the whole thing you want to talk about a virus oh i'm gonna have her down bad yeah it's got a go yeah it's got to go all right because at that point the more i think about it right now there's there's probably worse pictures of me oh cam and they're they're just free to grab free to grab all you gotta do is find my mom and go screenshot free to grab dude that's so bad oh it's honestly unfair to our parents because they don't understand they don't understand they don't deserve but at the same time oh my god dude yeah it's okay it's okay no you look awful in the picture horrendous image you look like like a the child of slave owners the you should know podcast disney plus hulu will make your day every day bluey for the kids the all-new hulu original series furious for the second they're down good morning america for your morning espn college game day for your saturday and toy story 5 for a cozy family movie night on sunday make your day every day with disney plus hulu 18 and older with the disney plus hulu bundle subscription access these titles via disney plus terms apply okay okay okay i know i want to say something oh go because i want to confess something well last time you said something right you did something about a clock and birthday and the time before that you brought in a mammal you brought a marsupial well so maybe you're done speaking for this episode no this is about bringing out a mammal oh my it's a different mammal if an oh no i'm saying this right now if another animal walks through that door like i'm not it's a tiger okay if a tiger walked in i'd stay that'd be cool you're sick that'd be cool no that's not sick that's called caucasian if a tiger walked in i'm i'm i'm front row that's a that's a mythical creature we just saw a little gooey gumball eyed possum named tootsie no we got to make a petition to put tootsie down yeah but um can i say something though hey this is me being very vulnerable with you oh god i've realized i i'm taking my genitalia out too early in the bathroom what genuinely what the hell is this like no no i'm not saying i'm i'm not even my mind isn't going comedic route i'm not trying to work out the problem beforehand i don't know what the hell does that mean in what context i don't know what's been going on with me i've realized it recently i'm flipping my genitalia out way too soon before i'm getting to the urinal or to the bathroom so this is to use the restroom so you're entering a restroom and your penis is just falling out on a good day i'm entering the restroom but i'll be outside like i did it in public i'm taking my this isn't even inside your own home sometimes but sometimes it'll be out in public and like i'll be like my penis will be halfway out and i'm opening the door to the restroom at like a tex-mex spot like i was and the first time i realized it when i was at texas roadhouse with your son no okay okay not he wasn't with me he was at the table yeah he was at the table he was at the table we're gonna make that clear no so i was i was at the table we're gonna make that clear no so i was at the table we're gonna make that clear no so i was at the table we're gonna make that clear no so i was eating texas roadhouse with you your wife and your son and i was like oh i gotta pee and i was like i had to pee really bad and so i went to the it i don't know why it just becomes like i become brain dead when i'm going to go pee and so i was opening up the the restroom door and i was preparing to take my my stuff out and i was like oh my god oh my god are you like are you waiting i'm halfway down the balls and i'm realizing i'm realizing i'm still by the kitchen and i do it in my house too there's a guest room there's a guest bathroom right by cj's room right and i was walking i was leaving my theater room and oh my and i was like six diet cokes in i have to pee really bad but i was doom scrolling on my phone heading to the bathroom i'm not even halfway down the hallway out my pants are at my thighs cam and my underwear i'm full i'm full swinging like this i'm like why am i getting carpet burn right now no it's a genuine problem and i and like i understand that there's legal things that can happen very legal very legal but i should but i'm like it can happen in your own house but it's not like i'm genuinely like a subconscious thing i'm trying to impress people because i'm small when i'm like that it's like i genuinely do not want to be like this i was at the mall and you know like stonebriar what is happening and i was like luckily my back was to the carousel but i was i was like really like it's it's a genuine problem i know exactly what bathrooms you're talking yes you imagine what if what if a guy's walking out of the bathroom you're walking in and you're so like not in the moment like you said like you're going like brain dead or something and he's walking out he literally goes he just keeps walking well oh oh well and this is the moment i realized it was a problem p it's like when it became apparent to me i was uh walking to a public bathroom right and i was dude i think it's the phone you gotta put the phone you gotta put the phone down and i was preparing to take whip it out and it was in my hand like this and my my waistband was being expanded out because i was about to pull it out but i was by the sinks and there was a guy going to go wash his hand and i saw him and then i realized i'm i'm out and i literally went oh my god and that's when i realized i genuinely have a problem it's like sleepwalking with my it's like walking it's sleeping and i don't and i i i don't want to be like that and i i don't know you can't be like that you're gonna go to jail and i know it has to change i know what can what can we do to put in practice what is it what is that actionable steps well you need to know you need to figure it out why are you saying like that why did i say like you just said like that three times you need to know you're going is that that are you kidding right now no i am saying i like that a little bit you said i don't know you said i don't even know oh i've been coming i don't know no you're coming out you're getting a new accent you're out to domesticate apostles he bit me oh oh if tussy bit you you'd be seasoned right now yeah he was like oh another way if you tussy bites you you're turning in a vagina oh yeah yeah you're going straight to the underworld if that little creature bites you okay back to the you can't do that you can't take it out yeah i know you did you first off do you do you know that if you're naked think about i want you to think about this i can't go to school no no if you're naked in your own house and someone sees you from street they're on sidewalk walking they look into your window you're naked you can have the police can be called no they can't yes they can that is a legal that is actual truth no you cannot that is actual i looked it up because i heard it and i would have 25 to life i said no no cam i'm so naked in my house that i i have my sphincter on the window like i'm here like giving i don't even i don't have blinds in my house so it's not my fault no but it is i don't have shades in my house claiming that right it was like it was some lawyer that was like what's the craziest thing that you know that people don't know about the law and they go okay public indecency people think it has to be public if you're in your own house and your windows are up and you're butt naked or you answer the door naked whatever the case may be and someone sees you from street view they can call it in on you and i immediately you know me isn't that isn't that stalking no because because you can't film into somebody's house you can film on the street because that's filming dog who said anything about filming cam if somebody sees me butt naked through my house there's a camera coming out they're like it's on the floor look you no just keep it inside just keep it inside look at that spine work oh oh i'm not gonna lie i was thinking about putting a meet and greet to tear uh i walk is this bad i walk around my own house but naked cupped up no that's a problem that is i'll be naked in my own home the only the only people that are in there are my non-cognitive too young child and my wife and i walk around like this no that's an insecurity thing i i know i walk around like i become what you said i can come no i become like like a primal animal whenever i'm naked in my own house i can only i literally drag my on the wall i'm literally i find drywall i find drywall and i put myself on it like this is my i can imagine you literally i'm talking like jumping like bounding up and down and like enjoyment and excitement sipping a diet coke via straw yeah butt naked dude just partying listen to the weekend this started as a kid like when i was in my teenage years i remember going down my stairs sliding butt naked just to mark it that's mine i just go but i mean my balls are small i think i got like steroid nuts my i got like big helium nuts it's like they go somewhere they never drop like i don't have ball drop like i saw this thing on twitter it's like um like it was a tweet on twitter it's like oh when he's hitting it from the bag and he feels balls like you don't feel that for me you can't like y'all do that y'all's balls be hitting them really i have dude i have high nuts maybe that's why my penis looks so big but my nuts are high nuts syndrome they're just little almonds up there yeah and different sizes too dude that right side be going like this no i was gonna ask you i was gonna ask you does your nut size fluctuate like your water weight yeah i swear to god but never big it's more like it's more like outward inward oh my god mine goes mine's more of like length like uh like length of the sack really yeah like someday there's a lot of excess room from like base to bottom and some days it's just really right there my nuts are so high they could go on top of my this is i don't know how much this is it's like such a patreon conversation yeah we're talking we're having a koala royalty talk right now it's a lot of that's gonna half of that's muted i'm sorry he said half of that's me you know what i'm sorry it's that's my bad okay completely get off of talk completely get away from the balls talk with ysk oh hold on talk with ysk talk with ysk talk with ysk talk with ysk that's muted i love that i love that okay i now this i want to preface this with i was not under any influence when i had this thought okay okay because it's gonna sound very much like a you know what thought yeah so the other day as you know i treat my dog like an olympic athlete oh really cool oh yeah really cool bring up dogs oh yeah it's a rough episode rough episode for me the worst part is that has nothing to do with what i'm about to say so you just no no it's just it's led into it but long story short i'm feeding ruby and you know i microwave her food right i accidentally i was like you know grandma's with cancer you know about that peyton like you know like that's like that's the same thing no no i was feeding ruby and i heat her food up for 10 seconds i put water in heat up 10 seconds make a little soft now well for whatever reason i was hanging out with malachi i hit three minutes and i absolutely nuked her food okay so i take it out it's very hot smells terrible and i in that moment for whatever reason i thought to myself is there ever a time when something reaches like a maximum heat in the microwave like can something get to a point where it cannot get hotter or will it always get like say you heat it up is there a heatness scale yeah like if you heat it up like a burrito no for 20 minutes and then it's it's say whatever yes yes say it's 200 degrees you go in and you hit another minute is it going to 202 yes or is it maxing out well this it will max out because whatever you're burning will become ash if it gets hot enough so you can't heat ash so it does eventually max out i don't know if it immediately just incinerates to ash and if you burn something to the hottest degree for as long as you can it will it will eventually become ash in a microwave though you're talking like like flame and industry yeah have you never lit something on fire in the microwave hey when i make ramen i actually put water in the bowl buddy you almost burn the apart or the dorm down you know regularly say you put a plate you put something in there and you're saying it maxes out yeah no yeah it has to to the point of burn to the point not of burn to the point of ash yes okay take out that's like four or five hours in a microwave you said for as long you keep going i'm answering your question you didn't put a time capsule on it i don't know i think it can keep getting hotter really what's the hottest temperature ever the core of the earth no the sun i would go this you think the core of the earth is hotter than i don't believe in the layers of the earth by the way i'm not gonna get into that but that can't make sense how the you know no there's so many we dig deep in the ocean it just it's how how how does it get colder when you go deeper deeper who's talking me or you me so who so if you keep going down into the ocean it gets colder and colder and colder and colder and then you go and you dig and say you dig past the sand and and you keep and then it just becomes hot yeah we're getting cold where's the cold go from the heat's in the middle getting closer to the heat but you're getting colder as above so below oh i didn't tell y'all um my girlfriend's brother um helped retrieve the artemis too he has pictures by it he was what yeah yeah yeah you helped retrieve it when it came back your girl first off you just said your girlfriend's brother my brother-in-law there we go i was about to say didn't know she had a brother-in-law so your the girlfriend's brother-in-law was on like boots on ground helped retrieve artemis too like not like from the station they put it on his ship yes wow yeah yeah yeah who the i don't want to get out his like his his info oh yeah don't don't but yeah yeah he's on a ship they um now when you say ship ship like a spaceship or a ship that goes where did artemis 2 land it landed in the water so what kind of ship do you think i'm talking about spaceship that just went around the moon so it's i think when i said retrieve where do they retrieve it from but you could be talking about the spaceship artemis 2 is what i said and where did it land cam it landed in the water so context clues what ship am i talking about artemis 2 which is what cam what are you talking about what are you talking about artemis 2 they had a launch pod yes the thing is that not a part of the spaceship they retrieved on his ship his ship artemis 2 that's what i said and you all literally said he has a ship no you did you did say that yeah 10 push-ups you can't do i can easily i can definitely do 10 not do 10 push-ups do it on the couch do it on the couch yeah we have you climb the wall next what is this do it on the couch yeah do it reverse twerk push-ups what what kind of ship are we running here reverse twerk push-ups yeah no shot you do 10 but i'll do 10 push-ups you do 10 push-ups i can't the camera hit him see his new push-ups oh watch your feet you're doing them like that oh that's that's giving flashbacks of tootsie oh well you roll in your hips like that no let me see a little let me see a little thrust let me see a little thrust oh my god it's so much body hey i think i saw my ball probably dropped a little bit i think you just farted did you was that i don't know you stood up and the you should know podcast now you can watch espn college game day and select live college football games on disney plus all day every saturday at no extra cost for disney plus subscribers now there's something for every kind of fan select live college football games are now on disney plus it's going to be one a limited sampling of content from espn is now available to all disney plus subscribers upgrade to a plan that includes espn to access the full espn on disney plus experience terms apply you say you want to show me something i do want to show you something and i've been waiting for this boy okay so cj cj's gonna pull up a video right now this video had me absolutely crying in my bed the other night by myself genuinely what's it about crying so this it's a video that relates to you in multiple ways okay this girl she's a worker at walmart and she god bless her heart she's a little maybe socially awkward is the way to put it same okay exactly that's why i said oh this relates to my boyfriend okay so someone another woman the woman recording apparently she has like wings she brought wings she's trying to sell her like food truck i didn't do too much deep dive research oh wings like chicken chicken wings like fairy wings what the this video no chicken wings she goes yeah have one like a sample think it's like in a ball right someone hands you the chicken yeah i i genuinely my piss my pants so she offers her these wings should i just see it before you explain the whole video yeah i don't want you to spoil it oh my god let me see um okay cj has it pulled up right here we're about to watch it it's right here for y'all don't i don't want you to read a comment i don't want you to do anything just watch the video let's see it what is she doing what am i missing don't take it down take it down i'm going to read the comments i'm gonna read the comments on this okay they said freaking eating chicken from the back i've never seen someone eat a chicken wing starting at the ankle okay that's what one thing i wanted to bring up hold on that is one thing i do want to bring up that's what i thought this whole thing was about and no and you didn't talk about it at all oh i was waiting for the video she was she ate the chicken wing from the bone the back bone at the ankle dog no one in the history of the world has ever grabbed a chicken wing and went yeah she put the whole bone in her mouth and pulled out no i've seen that but i just i haven't seen it from that position that type of wing oh my god what what is your how do you eat a wing because you're white so it's really hard for you to be involved in this conversation no it is not cam cam eats the skin off the wings no i did not you are lying you are lying i grabbed that and i absolutely mutilate the wing show me your show me your texture on this is the chicken wing right let me see the wing technique here we go this is the ankle okay first off flats is where it's at but if it's a drum i'm going here i'm taking a big bite out of one of the sides right the biggest part of the meat right yeah and then i'm rotating i'm going crazy right now the big drum is gone now there's a little thing up top a lot of gristle but there's a lot of flavor still packed in there and there's all the little ligaments down below i typically hit the ligaments second yeah me too okay we're in the same page yeah now it's nothing real bone yeah then you go up top now this is where sometimes i depart from that that that road i'll kind of chew on it like a like a sucker like a lollipop get that little nice that last little lemon pepper and then i kind of leave it there's some skin i can grab of course you go for the skin you don't chew on that gristle a little bit i don't like the gristle i don't like that gristle it's like chewing on nothing chewing on real hard nothing yeah do you suck on the bone after uh no i typically go to the next one you gotta suck on the bone twirl it around get all that extra out there i don't need to do that though there's 40 wings in front of me i can get full on the wings that's like you're like a pizza crust eating son of a aren't you you eat your crust yeah there's no need that's an extra part of the pizza that's why it's like full of the wings that's like you're like a pizza crust eating pizza that's why it's like flavored and seasoned uh no no that's a good pizza i'm talking about the industry average you get a regular pizza for pizza night i only eat i'm gonna get full on the pizza not trying to lie to yourself no you're not oh that was good oh my god that's really funny dude when i was crying like it's like you you are no i can i can't say i don't want to make fun of her i can make fun of her eating wing technique oh yeah that can be judged man she started a chicken wing at the achilles i have never seen that ever in a million years that's unbelievable yeah strange bro that oh my god that's crying and it made me think of you for two reasons one i feel like if you did a if someone approached you like cold call in public said hey try my wing there's no way you would look like gracious doing it either i wouldn't you be barbaric oh i know but if something just took over like something took over you and you're like you know what whatever man i'll do it i would dude because i turn like i'm sassy when people record me san diego you go san diego we're coming to you june 21st put that video in right now dude they're making fun of me because we were having to do promo for our tour the wise castle tickets available right now dude so we had to do these calls for ads and one of the calls was for our san diego show and it said you're supposed to say the city and the date i have a lisp and anxiety and so i had this one like fourth take of it oh my god and how did i do it he literally said first off it's just so much sass for no reason all the other takes we're like we're starting like arms crossed we're like we're like columbus shout out to you come out he goes san diego we're coming to you june 24th and we said we said that could be the 21st 3rd and 4th all in one he said 21st okay i haven't pulled up watching it we'll put on the screen san diego california will be in your city june 21st at the observatory sb san diego california we're gonna be in your city june 21st no i don't know what got into me lean in it was all once i've never done this maneuver a day in my life san diego san diego we're gonna be in your city june 24th i'm the best cheer captain ever in that video yeah oh my god that people think i'm lying about my speech impediment that is the oh and watch the end of the video i had no idea i said that tell me if i did it right tell me if i did it right in that video you're the birthday did i i think you just need to take a nap before we record the patreon exclusive you want to know the worst part is i had high hopes for that moment i really thought i was going to get some love no but that's a bad thing but yeah i don't i don't uh yeah in the episode let's go get out of here let's get us out of here man all right well all right i appreciate each and every one of you coming back i'm clearly i'm i'm not the birthday anymore and i still don't fully grasp it but we love each every single one of you tickets 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to tell him i thought that was like a british thing this whole time i thought they were trying to be like like old english correct and they just called it an opossum like i didn't know i thought we called it possum they called it opossum no it's not like a tube yeah that's what i'm saying you know every time you smell possum was with it with an o literally english possum starts with an o and pterodactyl starts with a p yeah it's all it's all done it's made up yeah it's all weird word flugadoo that sounds like flugerville that's a parka fart that's just words put together the english makes no sense okay o n r honor oh and r honoree birthday oh it's cam's birthday everybody happy birthday to cam in the comments oh thank you oh yeah oh yeah possum put hbdc it was actually last week was your birthday but so it's kind of past yeah that's true 28. yeah i'm 28 years old but you're gonna be a father too no 28. 29th year of life hey and i see a bunch of comments people asking what happened to peers i told you on the episode it's patreon exclusive he has a whole goodbye episode he does it's pretty sad too cj got him pregnant remember to make it home to christmas and we'll see you next time it's just a little maternity leave yeah we'll see you on tour cj dude yeah