Redneck History ft. Ginger Billy | Unsubscribe Podcast 4th Of July Special Ep 271

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Remember to head to zbiotics.com slash unsub and use code unsub to get 15% off. You're one to talk. You look good, Dave. You look good. I ain't trying. I ain't gay, but you were stood. Shut the cameras off. Cody, watch. Give me a kiss, Cody, so we can tone down how gay it is. I'm telling my BBC. He's my best black companion. Stop angering the man whose job is to kill people. Did y'all see Jelly Roll and his woman's divorce? Didn't you see that? The people who know the price of scrap metal are really upset right now. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous. Donut, the dog. There's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Three, two, one. Yum. That's a good one. That's a good one. Tastes good. Tastes like toothpaste. That's the new one. Cody, you ready? Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Nick, the fat electrician, Ginger Billy, King Trout, myself, Donut Operator, thank you so much for being here. My man, what is up? How you doing? Oh, it's good to be here, fellas. 20-hour trek from South Carolina, but we're here. 20 hours. Did you walk? I drove. I drove, man. Oh, you walked really fast. I drove. Me and my boy wanted to take us on a road trip for some bonding time. Dude, that's a rad road trip with your boy. Yeah, dude, it is. That's cool as shit. Monsoon the whole way. The whole way. The whole way, dude. Good times. Did you guys stop anywhere cool that he really liked? No. Okay. No, we passed like 47 Buc-ee's, but we did not stop at one of them. A true father-son trip. Yeah, that's it, man. He had to pee in a bottle. Just AM, FM radio the entire time. Yeah, man. Old school. Like my daddy used to do me. He got to pee in the bottle? Yeah, he did. Oh, good. Actually, we were both peeing in bottles at the same time. He was in the back seat. We were part at a park, actually. We'd go inside right in front of an elementary school. I was in the driver's seat going down to interstate. I was hitting the brakes, making sure he could really. That's why you get the white-mouthed Gatorade bottle. I got to pee all the way back in my truck now. You got to bully your kid before someone else does. Yeah, man. It's only fair. Make him tough. Mr. Ginger. Sir Ginger. That's Billy to you. Huh? No, it's not. That's Mr. Billy to you, sir. Mr. Billy. Mr. Bill Billy. There we go. Yep. Now, tell the people, just if you're new to you, who you are, what you do. I am a stand-up comedian first, okay? Content creator second. All over YouTube, Facebook, TikTok. You Google me, you'll find me. I've been doing it for about nine years now. Started out before everybody and their mama thought they was a creator. And that's what I do. Yeah, OnlyFans girls are really monetizing the content creator label. They are, man. I don't even want to call myself that anymore. Making it confusing now. No, I don't even want to call myself a content creator anymore. I hate that. I need a word that conveys the message. My dad watches my content, and that's not. It's not weird. It's not really what I need. He's like, "Hmm." God, what the fuck? Influencer. I hate that one. Yeah. I don't think there's any good words. It's just not a good word, man. It's not. 'Cause I'm not influencing anybody to do anything. Yeah, every time I do it, I get called a manipulator. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, really, right? Propaganda. Narcissist, gaslighter. What else has that bitch called me? Babe, I'm an influencer. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry I influenced you. That's what I do. Your bitch wife. Yeah, my bitch ex-wife. Okay, so what got you going into comedy first? Really, it was never a plan. I didn't. I was working at the hospital, saving lives. I was a respiratory therapist for 12 years. Oh, that is a career shift. Yeah, that's scary, right? Absolutely scary to think I was intubating, saving lives. And I went from there and just made a video one day, and it blew up. And I was like, "I might actually have a talent for this." And then after that, dude, I just did that, and then COVID hit, and that was when I really kind of blew up and just kept on trucking, dude. What was the video that popped off? Oh, man. Dale Earnhardt Jr. retired from NASCAR, and every redneck was sad. And I made a video about that, and it blew up, and then I wore a romper. I don't know if y'all fellas remember the male romper craze. Mm-hmm. Back in the 2017, '18. This is a crazy thing. See, we just didn't do it. Well, I did. I know. I did. And man, look where I'm at now. Cross-dressing gets you places, dude. Okay? All you have to do is dress up like a 220-pound baby. That's it, man. I went to JCPenney and bought me a romper, dude, and put that sucker on, and the rest is history. So you just made a video just sad about. Well, I was holding my AR-15, too, though. Good choice, my friend. Yeah, I had the mags in the pockets. And I just showed it to you. I was like, "What the fuck? What the fuck?" The romper was. A tactical romper. Yeah, man. It was a tactical romper. That's actually what people called it. The shit? Yeah, man. Seriously, yes. I still cannot believe the rompers were ever popular, ever, with anybody. No. No. The fact that men thought it would be a good idea to make rompers. Not even men. Women. You'd get naked to get. Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I like women in rompers. I think it's hot. What if we had to get naked in public restrooms to take a piss? Maybe some of us do. Well, many a time, I've put on a shirt and thought, "What if my shirt was also pants?" Yeah. I mean, I like the rompers, man. It's not a romper. It's a sling thing. Three hours, get ready to just look like Big Show. That's sad right there, man. That's so good. Okay. Fuck. How long did you go to school for your previous job? Because that is a wild transition. Okay. We've seen it before. Yeah. So, I got straight out of high school, and being the scholar that I am, I went straight into real life. So, I got straight out of high school, and being the scholar that I am, I went straight into respiratory school at 17, and I took all of my prereqs along with my medical classes and was done within two years, where most people do four, prereqs two, respiratory two. I just did it all in two, and graduated when I was 19. Okay. So, yeah. A little bit of intelligence there, huh? No doubt. So, that was just like- Not bragging. Not bragging. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know how I do it or did it to this day, because I tried to go back to school for a physician assistant, and within a semester, I quit, because I was like, "I cannot retain anything anymore." And it could have been the alcoholic influence, too, that was holding me back from my education, but besides that- Besides that, everything was good. Yeah. Now, you came out of college then, or your trade school, essentially, right? Yes. With a salary. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I was, I mean, 19 years old, making what a respiratory therapist makes. I was balling, son. Living with mama. You know? Oh, yeah. You're saving money, man. You're like, "Hey, I'm good." Making good money, dude. Yeah. Had me a nice truck, too. Looking good. This one, Matt Frazier, CrossFit, Matt, five-time world champion, Matt, he lived with his mom for the first two games. I was like, "Wait, what?" He was like, "Yeah, I still live in my mom's basement. Get the fuck out of here." That's a CrossFit guy. I can see that. It makes sense. It's socially acceptable. I'd still live with my mom. I love that woman. Yeah. Me, too, dude. I'd build a house across the pasture from my mama. Hell yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, I can yell, and she can hear me. It's nice. Now, you went into YouTube comedy, and how long have you been doing YouTube? And Facebook's your main thing, right? Well, sorry. You do stand-up, too. I do. Did you start that first, or did that come after YouTube? That came like a year after. Okay. Yeah. I never wanted to just be a YouTuber, and I felt like stand-up was important. It was a challenge. And y'all guys know. You get on a stage. Y'all know. Cody loves being on stage. It's so good. Favorite. And I can tell by how much he talks on here. He loves to be in front of a mic. Damn, dude. Even the guests are calling me. I'm like, "You just have him here to look awkward? Or what are we doing here?" I mean, he's- Cody, should we get him some sunglasses that have the eyes on the outside? I've been waiting for him to say so for five minutes. See? He said that- Weekend at Bernie's, him. Yeah. Someone in the comments- Just turn it off. Just turn it off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. so one of the comments said i'm the the podcast cuck just sit in the chair and watch it happen yeah that's about right keep talking yeah i'm so close to finishing it's kind of like i'm just looking over waiting for a reaction from him he's just like i'm like you just don't want to be here man you got them welcome to texas yeah it's all right it's good to meet you though by the way oh shit i forgot i've just seen highlights i've seen you just stand up though yeah you got me outside iowa you did shiny what is this it's makeup oh i'm oily yeah i just seen everyone's reflection really my growth hormone will make you shine yeah you came and saw me that was man i think i'd been in it maybe two or three years when you came yeah i was gonna say your set was good like your set was dialed in thank you and i feel like i'm much better now you know it's practice yeah um you know and i'm on a different i'm on a different set now too but um i just love the challenge of going up on the stage and seeing because man y'all know it is so diluted with content creators now there's so many people that call themselves a comedian i'm like bro you've never been on a stage and you call yourself a comedian because you do reaction videos so i don't know it's not a sense of pride getting on stage and be able to make people laugh and it's a good you know good income it is significantly harder even what you're doing is harder than what we do because like if i'm having a bad day or my joke flops i've got four or five other buddies on stage that are there to jump in at the moment you're standing up there by yourself and you especially in literally short shorts and boots yeah and no shirt yeah dude like you were actually standing up there naked in front of 500 people like you got no backup if it goes sideways you're just there it is but it's a thrill i love it i do i enjoy it and it's my this will be my sixth year i think going into it so yeah man i and it's a good way to provide for my family um so it's just uh i don't know it's just something to take pride in i feel like because not a lot of people can do it what's that nerves going on that first one where you're like oh man gonna go up on that stage and crush this man i've only done like maybe two open mics my whole life uh in this career and when i started out i was hosting a show and i was like oh my god i'm gonna go up on that stage and crush this man i was hosting for a guy and the guy was a big name and and he was actually performing at the gold nugget in louisiana and it holds like 3 000 people maybe i don't know i have this happening like oh yes the golden nugget yeah he saw my face he said the golden nugget and i went hmm and then he said in louisiana and i went yeah it's nice it's nice all right it's nice but i mean first time on stage in front of 3 000 people hosting for you know now they were like you got five minutes five minutes don't sound long you get on a stage it is an eternity god yes you know in front of 3 000 people and you i ran through that real that my five minutes material in one minute and then you realize oh shit i messed up like i got four minutes left what do i do you know what i'm saying that was your first one yeah that was my first one you went in front oh wow okay so yeah that would have been way more terrifying hey get up there you're by yourself as nick is saying if one of us have a bad day that's like three thousand is three thousand people yeah that's right that's wrong to the wolves man people don't realize like even big name comedians that's like an a-tier comedian it's doing a 3 000 seat venue yeah i mean there's like the the next echelon of like dave chapelle and uh the people that can sell out stadiums but other than that it's like 3 000 seat venues yeah this guy was selling i mean he was he was huge at the time and that was i mean the first shows i ever did were were big places three i think the the minimum would have been 1500 every time and so yeah and so doing that really you know that kind of took the the fear fact because once you do that man you walk in front of a club of 500 or you know i'll do theaters now and casinos maybe 1200 2000 max here and there so after you get thrown into that it's just like it's just we can do this you know easy yeah not easy there's always still the possibility of you know bombing but and is that more related to where the show is taking place have you seen that or anything influencing what makes a bomb or not i'm sure y'all see it too right different locations not different vibes for sure my goodness oh dude yeah never mind yeah we were talking about that last night yeah colorado was the wild one for colorado is one of my favorite it was hey we're the only one that chanted say the word we're like what the hell is going on really yeah oh dude colorado yeah see that was our expression wow smoke some weed and you want to hear the n-word that caught me off guard that's wild dude we're like no we're just like no where did that even come from i mean we don't huh a place of eight we had we had a joke that involved a burger king crown and where did it come from okay so that's the source yeah then the crowd actually wanted the follow-through and i don't know i didn't even think about that where did it come guys it's only a joke if i don't do it yeah what kind of bitch do we not want on the plane goodness gracious but yeah y'all i'm sure you fellas see it they're even shows man i'll do i'll do four to six shows in a weekend first show man you'll be like i'm dave chappelle dude i can't i can't do nothing wrong second show you're like i want to quit i won't do this ever again they hate me this is just a difference in energy and stuff i don't know it's wicked that's the other thing that's hard for you is like nobody's showing up to an unsubscribed podcast live event that doesn't already know who we are and like us whereas with you it's kind of like you do get people a lot of people know who 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somebody's drunk i had two guys fight in the crowd one night um i had a dude just have a seizure and fall out mid-show yeah dude just look out there and they're just punching at each other do you address it i just i just watch you got a j yeah just just going in commentating you know and then they get kicked out yeah i saw all right so this is a crazy story i met a guy one night after the show he was uh dude big tall guy beard he had on a vest and uh he was former military and had a blackwater patch on and real cool soft-spoken dude and i was talking to him he said he'd been deployed so many times and all this stuff well this little short fat dude drunk comes walking up to him he's like blackwater are you son of a big old nasty dirty people like just poking this guy and this guy's like six eight and this little dude's like five foot five maybe and the dude's like bro just go away like just leave and he was no you son of a bitch i'm gonna get you after this show like just his wife had to save him i mean the wife was like no jerry come on we gotta go you can't just don't do that stop angering the man whose job is to kill people kill you in the parking lot son so this episode is brought to you by state farm listening to this podcast instead of doom scrolling smart move another smart move getting help from one of state farms 19 000 local agents when you choose to bundle home and auto bundling just another way to save with the personal price plan prices are based on rating plans that vary by state coverage options are selected by the customer availability amount of discounts and savings and eligibility vary by state that was that was a little awkward but i for the most part i have people to have sense you know i have i have good fans so i'm lucky i don't get chairs thrown at me or anything like that so it's was have you had one where like even uh just as you're saying not as much energy or the jokes just weren't landing oh man so the guy that i have open for me is a black dude i call him my bbc and he's my best black companion and he has toured with me yeah google it yeah everybody every white dude's got a bbc man um three oh wow that's impressive uh yeah goodness gracious you got a gaggle a gaggle of bbc's is what that is murder yeah murder uh flock herd i don't know crime yeah a statistic yeah statistic of black man shit but yeah i if he goes out because he's hilarious if he goes out and i notice because he gets 20 minutes on stage before me if he cuts his time down from 20 to 15 i know it's gonna be a rough night for me and and he just he walked by me and he'll say good luck with that one bro and just get in your head yeah but you know it's a challenge like okay let's see if i can do better than that but sometimes man you got a lot of people that ain't never been to a comedy show they don't know they don't know you're supposed to laugh yeah man they just you know and so there are times most of the time thank god like the crowd work will get them going because i will do crowd work whatever to find i'm comfortable enough to to go off topic now but sometimes you just like man i'm just not i'm done doing this i'm retiring it makes you feel just horrible man you know do y'all ever get that i mean because y'all get to kind of just y'all is all improv right yeah uh no we have sets and then it's it's a mixture you we have a set with improv but we can completely switch set when we did a back-to-back show in iowa it was we did a show and an hour and a half later had another show and 20 or 30 audience was the same yeah oh 30 of the audience was the same i was like it was two completely different shows yeah we did we just changed everything that's awesome that you did that on the fly though and shit wrecked oh really that was the drunkest all of us have been yeah don't this this wasn't talent this was us being drunk this was this was us shit wrecked the first the first show we were trying to make the audience laugh the second show we were drunk trying to make each other laugh and forgot the audience was there it was a that's great man that's great but i bet they probably enjoyed it though right oh everyone is like the second show is better like what hey man just because you ripped it off each other i mean somebody remembered it that's awesome i couldn't tell you a single joke wow like i don't even know what story you told i don't either that is great it was basically like a dance hall with a bar and the bartenders just kept feeding us everything that was a fun time god that's awesome that's amazing and but it is like and they're buying tickets to see one of the guys or the group as a whole so they're already fans so that's where i think they're saying the comedy is different because you do have people that are just showing up and they don't know who you are yeah no that's that's awesome and y'all are doing big venues too yes yeah especially for how quick because we've done two tours technically yeah three and about 20 shows so and then we just keep it to once a year we'll do a handful of shows and then oh yeah it just makes it more anticipated people want to come and that's awesome like as you're saying they are exhausting yeah yeah i mean like especially clubs doing four to six shows a weekend you know you'll hit one show clubs like to do two shows a night like if you book a club and you're a headliner and you're doing weekends they're going to make you do at least four if you sell out it'll be two friday two saturday and if you sell those out you'll go to a sunday or a thursday and so you do a show you get an adrenaline you know and then it's adrenaline crash then you have to come back out do it again and so and these two crowds are always different you just don't even know what's going to happen so that they are it's uh tiring you know but then i look at it i'm like dude you work 12 hour shifts at the hospital so you could do two hours on a stage without bitching you know what i'm saying so what do you think did you have the beard when you're a respiratory therapist i did not oh it would have been so much better i didn't do i just want you i want to be like waiting for an intubation and you walk in with that beard and scrubs and like a funnel yeah you know like you're like you look like you're gonna go siphon gas out of my car but you're shoving it in me i did the last year because i was actually doing my videos the last i was still working at the hospital i would leave i'd work my 312s leave out host all weekend come back so i did have the beard the last year of because i i'd have patients like that's ginger billy you know like ginger billy's my respiratory therapist so uh that was that was pretty cool i'm yeah i know he's a comedian why is he here and then he passes out there it is that's all it takes on the job training good night no just knock them out dang okay so uh like even for respiratory therapy what was i mean you're still in the hospital i know nick has nightmare stories of dealing with stuff medic wise did you have the same oh yeah man i mean because i worked i worked the er and a level one trauma in columbia uh richland county which you you got everything i mean gunshot victims people jumping off bridges and their legs coming in you know bones sticking out of skin and and stuff like that jumping off in there yeah just jump off bridge didn't kill just break your legs so yeah i don't sorry if i'm jumping off something to end my head first yes i'm not gonna be like toothpick it like what congratulations you know now you got two broke legs after your life sucks way more next time you were happy before you're really sad now you're sad now you're depressed in a wheelchair now you're gonna have to roll off next time you can build branches dude now you're gonna have to find a handicap accessible bridge jokes on you hope the next building you jump off of has an elevator that opens up so what was one of those what was one of the most stories were you like oh man probably the grossest thing i ever had happen uh you know what a trachea is y'all fellas know what trachea yeah you know so i got a suction this dude and when i suction him i pull out the catheter and when i pull out the catheter i look and i see something dangling on my eyelash and i done pulled that catheter out and shot a freaking snot ball up into my eyelash and it was dangling on my freaking eyelash dude that was probably the grossest thing that's probably happened i mean i've had blood and guts and stuff like that but i got pink eye from that man you know what i'm saying like i have a booger on my eyeball right now from a trach yeah dude from a trach that's probably one of the gross i mean of course i saw gunshots and all that stuff too but that was probably the one that made me were you just like yeah dude yeah because i'm like do i touch it or what do i do man it's like a little punching bag you know yeah what was uh was it scary though with that transition or how many years did you do both at the same time before going like okay i'm doing this full time now oh i i was uh rt i think for about another year i was full time then i went to part-time prn was working like a day or two a week and touring so i finally when my youtube and stuff started making like two thousand dollars a month i was like oh i'm balling now i'm cool i'm quitting the job and uh started doing the stand-up and stuff like that and i quit and i'll never forget man i was about to walk out on stage for a show and my wife calls me boohoo and crying you quit your job like right before i'm about to walk out yeah baby we're making 24 000 a year killing it now girl you know um so yeah i'll uh i was like i gotta make this work now i have no choice because y'all know if you got a job and you're doing this you'll never go full in so that's why i had to quit the job and then full on and then right before your live show here yeah man crying calling it's like what are you calling me all mad i'm like girl would you have faith hey we're making 24 grand no insurance just think think of it this way if i was working at mcdonald's i'd be making almost double this yeah but see she is she's a nurse practitioner i met her at the hospital she was an rn that's how we oh you got a golden parachute then yeah man i got a retirement plan you know she's my she's my she's an mp she works at the urgent care in town and so if anything ever happens i still got she can work you know i'm saying it's on her yeah it's on her shoulders i mean she carries me on the insurance anyway so it works out out pretty well now you are uh if you want to talk about it we can skip this part too but uh 11 years so bright sober right now 12 12 congrats well thank you yeah man i got a tattoo to remember it that's pac-man eating pills perkman is who that is it's perkman yeah i made a game yep to commemorate yep that was me for for a long time well you i you were saying you're eating oh man jesus i when i started working at the hospital i ran i met of all people physicians and we walked up to him one day he was like dude i'll uh write you a script i had a raw if you give me half of them and then i got in with him and some other guys and and at first i was just selling the pain meds i was like i can make money off this and then i took one and i was like oh this feels you wonderful i can work on this you know and i'll just totally ignore people's bullshit this will be great and it went from one lower tab 10 a day to two to 10 to take in i could take 10 oxy oxycodone 30s a day jesus 10 yeah 10 10 i could take 10 a day to function like a 10 would put i would we i mean if you just gave it yeah they'd kill somebody immediately just a regular well like yeah that's what i'd be like oh yeah i'm good yeah i'll be dead just super casual by your week son you wouldn't want to hit that what made you what made you addicted to opiates you know like we're shifting from it because he just said he was like oh man this feels fucking yeah it was awesome money i'm assuming you stopped selling him just start eating yeah i started eating my my uh my product dude yeah famous business yes sir yeah i could never be the leader of a cartel dude it would never work for me some expression about getting high and your own supply but i can't remember the rest of the words yeah i'd tell you know i tell some people like hey man i'm gonna have something this weekend they text me that money i don't know i ain't got i didn't get any man i don't know what happened sorry my number one customer swung by and then you just what what was the switch of like i probably need to not do this man i had uh friends dying and uh luckily this was before fentanyl came around uh this was all pharmaceutical stuff that i was buying from grandmas that was getting them from doctors i had my buddies at the hospital but then you had all these little old ladies getting five ten scripts and they needed money so i'd buy all the stuff from them you know and and take it but then it got to where doctors was getting more strict you couldn't find it withdrawal is horrible i mean it's the worst thing ever you know and and i was just man i was not me i it went from me taking them to feel good to me just taking them to function and be normal i mean i i was never raised around that dude like never my mama had me in church and everything else i was never raised around this stuff and i saw it destroying everything and i finally just i had to get help because i saw it was i'd probably be dead jd delay that's one thing he did say it was they don't do it for the high at that point they're just doing it to feel normal because they feel like complete garbage without it and there's yeah and man i tell you you if you ain't been there you don't need to look at people like i'll peel head crack head you know look at people that's doing it but it really changes you to the point your your whole mind your chemistry is different it's changed i was not the same the guy before the pills was different than the guy after the pills like i don't and it's honestly i might have this to think for how i am because if you talk to people before i ever took them they're like dude you were just such a shy kid like what happened to you so i don't know if the opiates changed everything or what but for the better i don't know but it was uh it was rough six years i think through all of our years in business on the internet we've all used shopify i've used it for merch and my skate shop and a couple other businesses i will actually agree 100 on that everything we do is run through shopify even bunkers run through shopify our shoes which is a separate company is run through shopify and they talk together because of shopify shopify runs the world did you know shopify will actually help you design a website also cody i know i didn't know about starting an online store when i started my career online and shopify just made it super super 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somebody how to change brakes could be fucking hilarious or anything welding welding like today i'm going to teach you how to oh my well it's horrible well yeah you know and sometimes i'm really good sometimes i need to hear that like him telling me that was like okay really why have you not been doing it it's relatable but now you're doing everyone else well usually used to be where you would change your own brakes not so much and yes but yeah yeah but man and see i have nobody to bounce anything off of like i have nobody i'm just me out there in the middle of nowhere by myself so i need to hear that from people sometime you know what's the hell out of that you're doing the yeah you're doing the project up to the final project You get five other videos leading up to the finished product. I mean, that's easily over an hour of content right there. How many videos did Brandon get out of the AK-50? He didn't just roll up with a done AK-50. It was like, here's the newest update. Here's where we're at. See, that's brilliant, man. I see a lot of guys do that. I'm just, I don't know. I guess me, I think, go straight to the action. That's what they want to see. I mean, building, that's the action. Yeah, yeah. Part of the process. I'm looking at it. It's like, coming is fun, but the lead up is the fun part. Well, I mean, it kind of depends. Yeah. Too much of a build up. Three seconds. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Man, you reviewing the EV Dodge Charger, you reviewing any cars like that, I think, would be hilarious because it's a redneck review of the $25 Dodge Charger. I'd watch that. Thank you. Ram. You saw the truck out there? Yeah. Ram sent me that truck. Oh, shit. Yeah, dude. Sent me the truck, and it was like, do what you want to with it. Just don't run it through a tree. And I'm like, are you seriously telling me that right now? So, I'm wanting to do more videos like that, and that truck right there is about to be put through hell. So, it's going to be something cool. What are you doing to? Hear me out. Get them to send you the new Rumblebee. Man, I wish, dude. I want it. What is that? That's the RHO. That one's got 540 horsepower. Right there. Next year, they announced they're coming out with the Rumblebee. It's the first street truck to get manufactured in like 15 years. So, I mean, it's not lowered, but it's lower to the ground, and it's got the 777 horsepower Hellcat engine in it. Shit. Dude. Street truck. Street truck, too, right? Yeah. And it's all-wheel drive. Yeah. It's gangster-looking truck. Dude, it's yellow, too. That is the most Mexican-looking shit I've ever seen in my life. Well, because it's yellow. Yeah. What do you drive? I'm sorry, guy that. What do you drive? A Ford Ranger. A Ford Ranger? A Ford Ranger that had drywall and construction scraps in the back of it for six months straight. A year, baby. Yeah. You're not talking right now. That's the most Mexican car. A Ford Ranger. You're talking to me about a V8 truck. That thing's fucking ugly as shit. It's pretty ugly. That's what haters say. Yeah, because I hate it. That one? Yes. You can change the color. That's a beautiful truck. I understand that. I'm with you on this. I like it. Connor's just coping. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what we call that. Because you can't register it because you still don't have an address. Come on. Hey, let me hear you burn the tires in that Ranger when you pull out of here. I've never liked lowered trucks like that, man. Yeah, it looks like shit. What are you going to do with the bed? What do you mean, what are you going to do with the bed? That's apples and oranges. What I'm saying is if I was going to buy a $130,000 truck, I wouldn't buy that. But the puppetry. Yes. The puppetry. The puppetry. It all circles back to the puppetry. If you have the money. If you have the money to buy that truck, you buy the other truck, too, that you want and just have that truck to cruise around in. I just don't want that truck. Yeah, the context was he gets it for free. That's him. Yeah. That was the context. Oh, yeah, he takes it for free. And then you ruin it. Okay. I was like, you should get a free. Gee. Oh, you get free trucks? You should get this free truck. And you're like, that one's dumb. Well, I wasn't paying attention. The disrespect. Yeah, I know. Somebody sends you a free Ford Ranger, I ain't going to say nothing to you. I'm going to. Yeah. I don't even care if it comes with all the construction scraps. Or the Mexicans in the back, whatever it comes with. You got a free Ford Ranger. And three Mexicans. Illegal. They have families. I don't have to mow the lawn anymore. That's cool. Dear God. They're blind. Shit. Shit. Don't feel it out. Now we're talking. You're into like UFC and everything, aren't you? Oh, yeah. We were talking about the Gagey fight. It's beautiful. Man, Teporia is such a pretty boy. And to see his face get so messed up. Two broken orbitals. Bro. Two broken orbitals and damage to his actual eye on his right side. My thing was he got on the stool and his brother's like, we're finishing the fight. And Teporia's like, son of a bitch, I can't see. Well, even before that, he told his corner the round before, I can't see out of my right eye. And then they bring the doctor in and the doctor's like, the fight's over. You see him. Do this. It's over. And then the ref is like, I'm going to let it ride. Yeah. I want to see this man murdered. You can't do that. This guy's going to die. Yeah. And now you think about it. If he has permanent damage, that's the ref's fault. Yeah. Because he could have stopped it right there. And it only got way worse. Yeah. I mean, what could possibly go wrong when you've lost half your vision against the hardest hitting person in that division's history? And that's according to every champion that's ever fought. Don't fight him blind. He hit like a truck. Yeah. Khabib. Khabib. Who hits the hardest? Gaethje. Everything. Uppercut. Hook. Kick. All of it. Hardest. I was worried he was going to die of like fucking brain bleed after that fight. Because he got so fucked up. It looked like it was bleeding from his eye. You could tell. I mean, his brother. Yeah. The red. It looked like he busted his like. His brother had to carry him out. Like he wanted to put the towel over his head so people couldn't see his face. And his brother had to carry him out on his shoulders. I mean. He got destroyed. Just those two images side by side. And that's what's crazy is like that dude walked to that corner and they still said, no, you got this. Yeah. Go back out. Like it's easy for you to say. I mean, it looks like I'm winning. After the absolute insane amount of shit he talked the entire time. Yeah. But, you know, to his credit, everything had came true to as far as the last three fights. He's beaten Volk, beaten Holloway, beaten Oliveira. Like all. He's like, I'm going to knock him out. But Gaethje. Gaethje turned that stuff around on him, son. I tore him up, dude. I don't think that guy's ever going to be the same. That's like, that's the closest fight I've seen since Rory McDonald. And who's the Rory McDonald? What are you talking about? And Eddie, but not Eddie Alvarez. Who was it? Not Eddie Alvarez. The guy from Iowa. Cody? Brett? No. Goddamn. He fought Colonel. Robbie Lawler. Robbie Lawler. Yes. Beat the, well, they beat the shit out of each other. But Robbie Lawler took. Oh, God. Robbie Lawler's fucking soul. He was never the same after that fight. And they fought again after that. Yeah. But it wasn't as close. It was never the same after that fight. I don't think this guy's ever the same either. There's no way you could be. He was basically, the dude never bled, I don't think, up until that fight, really. Or didn't bleed much. And then you go in there and, dude, that happens? Your face turned into hamburger for 25 minutes. Every fight. He's probably going to be scared to death, man. I don't know this fight. I don't know who versus who. Oh, God. Rory McDonald. Rory McDonald. It's one of the most legendary fights you'll ever see. One of the most legendary fights ever. Wait, let me see their faces. Oh, Rory McDonald was toe up, son. Oh, that was the. That's him. That's the lip split one? That's not. Rory. The other guy. Dude, that, that. Oh, motherfucker. Split right in half, dude. And still fighting. That lip split. But that was the one where, like, Rory McDonald had his lips split like that. And after the round, he just goes. Blood all out his freaking mouth. Triple H's blood, not water. And then screams at the guy. And then comes. Comes back out and continues to beat the shit out of him. It's one of the craziest fights in MMA history. The amount of toughness that these dudes have. Oh, it's insane. Is crazy, man. It is. To me, I think I'm tough. And then I watch these dudes do this. I'm like, I'm a push, dude. I am an absolute push. I figured out when I was, like, 15, I don't like getting punched in the face. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. I don't like to do that. That sucks for anybody, man. Oh, wow. Yeah. Homie. He got his fucking face punched in. Oh, it was bad. And that kid, Rory McDonald, was at the top of that division. And after that, he just kind of dropped off. Yeah, I just saw a picture. That's such a cool freaking picture, though, dude. If you go watch Justin Gagey highlights where they'll show the start of the fight and then they'll show the end of the fight. They don't even look like the same people after Justin Gagey. He's hitting dudes so hard, they have different haircuts. Yeah. It's insane. When he hits them, it spins them. Like, he hits them so hard. They don't just do. It's like their whole body moves. Punching power or something. The Tony Ferguson fight is still my favorite fight of all time. He had him. He fought Tony Ferguson. Oh, dude. But it was during COVID when there was no audiences allowed. Oh, yeah. You could just hear the. I remember that. It was wild. It was just every fucking punch sounded like a car wreck. It was so bad. And then he beat the crap out of darn Michael Chandler. Michael Chandler needs to retire, bro. Yeah. Doing all that, getting shredded, looking good. Just go out and get your ass. Like, goodness graces, man. See you at the top. No, you won't, dude. You've lost like four in a row. You ain't going to see nobody at the top, man. Who's your favorite fighter? Oh, man. I love. I like Hamza Shamayev. The wolf. I think he's cool. Just. I think he got robbed by Strickland. I do like Strickland, though. Him and. I don't know, man. I like them all. Strickland. I could see that fight on both sides because it was like, okay. The jab. Because I went into the last round like two and two. Yeah. And then I was like, yeah, man. I'm just glad to see Connors coming back. If he fights. What do you think about him? You don't like him. You think he's going to piece him up? Well, no, it's just like, I wish he would have just done what he did and then retired. Yeah. And went away. And he would have been an undisputed legend. Absolutely. Forever. He would have been a mythical creature and he would have always been brought up as like, this guy never would have beat McGregor. But you know what I mean? And then he went and did like. Yeah. celebrity boxing, and he comes back every five years for one big fight and khabib took his soul dude he lost a didn't lose to poirier beat him twice he broke his leg last time poirier he kicked poirier broke his leg yeah yeah and so he went you're right because it went from you know because diaz beat him yeah and that was kind of it was like dang man like he is all and then it kind of dropped his aura off and then he just i think after the floyd mayweather box i think he just didn't train i think he was just like i'm i'm i know it's a cash grab now yeah he made 40 minutes 20 or 40 i mean you could be right i mean compared to it overall he made more than that one fight than his entire mma career and then he got to do like the deal with the alcohol the irish yeah proper 12 or whatever and then sold it and you know they don't have to fight i mean i give him credit for the fact that you still want to fight but you've been out five years dog where are you headed to this summer okay 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all his instagram is like i was like that's disappointing yeah hey switching subjects that's why the irish yeah they're switching subject i know it's probably did y'all see jelly roll and his woman's yeah did you see that no yeah he filed for divorce oh that's uh yeah crazy man man can see his wiener things change you know what i'm saying lost that weight he's like there it is the meme i saw forgot about you yeah yeah look at you down there people who know the price of the people who know the price of scrap metal are really i'll be honest i don't i i couldn't name a single song or a lyric from the song man i like his old rap he had one called welcome to the trap house that gets you listen to it gets you crunk but it's country i can't i just can't do it every song makes me want to just drink and i don't even do i don't drink or smoke but it makes me want to sit down and cry and drink and smoke great music yeah it's hard like so i play whiskey lullaby it would be fun if i was sad broken window every song is depressing it's like i can't do it i like stuff just happy yeah so you said you're a big fan of nicks for a while and you're a military nerd what's your favorite pieces of history you like to learn about or is there specific wars or anything like that i think alexander the great all of his stuff conquering everything he did i love watching i think epic history on youtube freaking crazy good channel um big world war ii uh all things and man i know it's gonna make me sound weird i just the germans like all of their military tactical stuff and they're all like they're all like they're all like they're all like they're you know i'm not talking about like he's right my favorite germans from 1939 to 1944 you know what i'm saying like kesselring those guys the way that they they fought after d-day and they they you know just kept retreating but fighting like hell and all that stuff and and all the panzer divisions and what they could do with it even though they were outmanned just just their you know strategies and stuff was awesome i too but i like shitting on the germans yeah no no yeah i do too but i just think that you know what they what they did in that short amount of time conquering everything they did was crazy just crazy why are you laughing over there just an interesting tech to have yeah you know they conquered a lot yeah yeah maybe i should have went with something else yeah man he was a great painter but a better leader yeah yeah yeah i think he was just misunderstood yeah that's all really love dogs i like anybody who likes dogs man yeah blondie was his favorite that was the only one who's allowed to live in the house don't ask me why i know this what was one of the uh any of the specific battles we were like okay that was fucking dope or a piece of history that you have learned that you like to uh i think l alimane was cool i thought that was really cool i don't know that south africa montgomery fighting the germans this is wild you have go on like i was like i've heard the name before south africa and they were you know they were doing their thing and then uh beating the crap of the americans in the in the british and then montgomery finally got everything he needed and turned around and started kicking their ass and rommel had to retreat because his uh you're going north africa yeah okay north africa with the british general montgomery yeah i gotcha i gotcha yeah you were like south africa i don't think the germans made it to south africa the retreat through the congo yeah my bad i'm at north africa that's a weird look we're starting here guys why yeah sorry sorry i've been i've been to namibia and south africa but i'm at north africa my bad it's very confusing yeah no my bad yeah man they made it that far yeah and then i think stalingrad's a pretty cool story too that's insane dude like a lot of people don't realize just a meat grinder man yes you know and for the germans to come in and bomb everything like they did and screwed herself really because now the the russians have so many places to hide and of course they're just throwing they don't care just throw them at them throw them at them they die cool throw more at them what the male population dropped to like it was they lost they lost so many fucking young men but like i don't and it was like it's like one of the biggest mistakes the germans like attacking they didn't have to have it it was just significant for they were under they had a fucking treaty with them yep yeah was it enemy at the gates the russians yes yeah the sniper duel are you when you said they bombed everything had so many places to hide all the yeah all the debris yeah they were they were tricky with such a good movie that's underrated i love that movie this episode is brought to you by state farm listening to this podcast instead of doom scrolling smart move another smart move getting help from one of state farm's 19 000 local agents when you choose to bundle home and auto bundling just another way to save with the personal price plan prices are based on rating plans that vary by state coverage options are selected by the customer availability amount of discounts and savings and eligibility vary by state stalin was giving him everything he needed yeah like he could have just left them alone and they would the whole the whole problem was germany was a war economy and they had to keep the war going they had to keep conquering or the whole system would stop it's like when you got a beater car oh yeah germany was so rough after world war one you know how when you got a beater car when you get it started you're like i'm not shutting it off because i don't know if i can start it again that was the problem with the war economy and they had to keep the war going it was the whole german economy and they conquered europe and they're like shit we can't cross the english channel to get the british the only place we can go is russia in winter and they did it and horrible they should have learned from napoleon man napoleon you know he did the same thing if they would have stopped right there if they would have stopped there is a significant chance the world would have just went it would have been it would have been a three-way cold war and most of it would have been a three-way cold war i mean because they had what four million germans in russia and so that many people what on the eastern front dude you take them and push them on over and don't even do that then who's gonna beat them is that i don't think people realize how many people died in stalingrad or i think it was the deadliest battle of all of human history or like in human history and then i think more people may have died in stalingrad than allied other other americans in all of world war two or something like that i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know or something like that. it was in all wars like we lost more and because i think we lost like 14 we talked we've talked about this before but i can't remember the numbers but then what they uh it was what 300 000 that surrendered or more from was that group a or whoever it was the germans had group you know army group whatever it was out there they just get dude i'm trying to look up how many people actually died in the battle of stalingrad because they don't even the the estimates like 40. i was gonna say yeah though it's so crazy it's literally like 150 percent they don't they have no clue dude yeah could have been this many could have been that many no clue not to go full conspiracy theorist or to make this way make a weird turn but how do we look at those statistics of how many people died from one battle in world war ii but then also be like guys if one percent of the population dies from a plague the whole world unravels and it's like didn't we lose 30 of the population of russia and russia's still around like people tend to find a way but didn't they say the mongolians wiped out like a huge percentage of they say that the mongolian empire wiped out so many people that you can measure it in the carbon footprint in glaciers because they dropped like the gas levels in the atmosphere gang is gone killed i think it was like 20 percent of the world population they lowered greenhouse gas emissions they killed so many people but then after gang is gone the his son or whoever took over still was massacring too i mean it was years of them just destroying people whatever happened to them they like kind of they popped up they ran forever they now they just do that weird singing and now they're just like i'm gonna go hang out in the mountains and refine beef how do you go selling chinese stores being freaking you know the mongols and tearing people up like that they're just like yeah they just stay out here on the plains and chill man the 30 has a third generation rule that's that's one of the earliest representations of that it's the third his grandchildren everything over and then they just lost everything yeah well then you see them fight to divide stuff and everything it's not one solid state anymore what they you know kids will fight amongst kids to take certain parts and everything else oh yeah well even russia when they went into russia the that one time they killed their entire military because they lured them out killed them and then all the uh princes kings or whatever at that time frame they're like oh but then genghis khan was like hey pull back we're way too far we don't need that area so they just had their military wiped out by this magical army that just off and never came back so they're like just get your ass whooping they're gone like we just did it just to do it the sea peoples imagine what like yeah what did they do like imagine you some force comes kills your entire military and then disappears the sea people we just wanted to do it to do it keep anything oh was it it was the egyptians right yes and then the sea people the sea people so they like read the ancient i'm pretty sure it's the egyptians ancient egyptian records and they were like and then the sea people showed up just a huge army of dudes on boats showed everything up got back on their boats and off into the sunset nobody knows where they came from or who they are they have this day no clue but i know what happened they're just called the sea people yeah farm them for xp yeah like seriously they don't know they don't know words or anything it sounds like a such a nord type thing to do still things leave they didn't steal anything go for it sorry man i've never heard of the sea people oh i've heard that story before that's not like those old pieces of history are so interesting because again it's like that's all they have see people what a little more information on that nah nope just people showed up killed a whole bunch of people and bounced huh i'm always very interested just in like i don't know imagine how much stuff we're misinterpreting from history like imagine how much we're misinterpreting based on egyptian hieroglyphics of like well we think this is what this means like no they're they're very confident that we know ancient egyptian no no no the language i know we understand the language and maybe it's maybe it was oh you're talking about like the metaphors i'm talking about like metaphors and like cultural understanding like imagine going imagine showing a somebody a hundred years ago a conversation a text message thread from today and be like show me what they're talking about that's emojis and gifs and everything that's where the the meme of uh you know in like uh the chinese history or whatever like these two kings had an argument and then 400 million people died or whatever the the reason that they say that or like all the death counts in like ancient chinese records is because of the way that they write numbers like there's some expression in like ancient chinese where instead of saying like a lot or a ton you're like 400 million like there's like a numeric like a numeric value that means a load and so people take that literally and they're like 400 million people died in this battle it's like no no there were not that many people in ancient china stupid i agree yeah i have a i have a video that you need to watch of mine if you haven't yet if you're into the german tank oh yeah definitely percy hobart is i've heard of the name you got to watch that you would love it percy hobart if you like rommel and them yes he's the one that rommel got all of his tactics and from he was an american commander british british commander he was a british commander that after world war one he basically they had invented tanks in world war one but they were very much like there's no radios there's no it's a it's a metal box with a machine gun drive straight until you die or kill them first like that was the strategy well between world war one and world war ii he was like i think this is going to replace horses on the battlefield and everybody was like writing him off and shut the yeah and he was the first guy to actually get radios inside of tanks and start doing actual coordinated battle movements with tanks and had all these guys drilling this way and he wrote papers and he basically came up throwing them off like they didn't want to yeah right because at the time and america experienced this too pretty much everybody experienced this with tanks all the guys that had already been in um cavalry you know horses and for 20 years they're like no you're not that's not replacing us blah blah shut the up and we're a higher rank so they kick them off to the side it happened in britain and america pretty much everywhere else i've ever read about it um so they always just kicked him off to the side and um he wrote papers on like potential tactics rommel and them had like had personal copies of his papers and stuff and that's what they used to come up with the blitzkrieg attack into france beat them with their own plan and well i mean been with the british well then they called him back after so percy hobart comes back and they're like we need to do some crazy tank you're the guy like he had been basically like ostracized and kicked out of the military did you do a video on this guy yeah okay i've watched it okay yeah because everything you're saying like man that sounds really familiar yeah yeah yeah yeah he got like kicked out and he's just like a national guard guy at his hometown in his 40s and then they came back and they're like we got this big operation called d-day we got to figure out how to get tanks up a beach and he's the guy that came up with all the crazy tanks i don't know if you've seen them but like they're called hobart's funnies like the one that lays the road in front of it for all the other tanks to drive up he developed that he developed the flail tanks that blow up the mines he was not driving yeah just autistic level yeah just tank autism and he's like yeah we got tanks that make flamethrowers and we're gonna blow up the mines we're gonna blow up the mines and we're gonna make flamethrowers we're strapping bridges to these tanks like it's an awesome you know with the germans man what i didn't realize is yes they developed the blitzkrieg and everything but they were not fully mechanized they had like 800 000 horses oh yeah that's a that's a huge thing yeah yeah i mean i thought they were fully mechanized stop hold on there's a quick ad this actually worked really good with my metal gear solid shirt yo poncho poncho this pattern dog honcho what are you thinking i will say i get it why the guys always wear these they are comfortable they are breathable and they look fantastic short sleeve or long sleeve you got options and usually when i'm buying shirts especially buttonhits it is a long sleeve so i can roll them up and then i just care it's comfortable a little bit of stretch and then easy to take care of but if you're breathable dog you will 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so it's like the russian uh personnel carrier i can't remember the abbreviation for it but the fuel tanks are in the back doors so if you shoot from behind oh it sprays flaming gas onto everybody inside brilliant is is great technology one design for freaking engineers man but uh jesus also random thing because we were looking at these jeeps me and ethan when we went out to a museum the headlights oh yeah you open the hood the headlights you can like if i'm looking at in the hood right here in the headlights right here you can literally grab the headlights pull a pen and swivel them in so the headlights shine into the engine bay so you can work on it in the dark what it's fucking sweet their hands they go dude how is engineering back in the 40s better than it is now man that's wow have you seen a fridge from the 40s oh yeah they're the fridges in the 40s were like insane like they got the little thing with rotates they're putting like 40 like the whole shelf pulls out like 45 pound weights on it and those things are so fucking expensive they're talking about how kitchens back then were made for like yeah instead of now it's just yeah because women actually cooked yeah women's was in the kitchen son the fucking stove tops and ovens from back then are fucking awesome man hannah showed me she's like if we ever remodel our kitchen i want to get this and she showed me this oven and it was like it was an absurd amount of money it's like it's one of those french ones but it looks like an old tiny oven like that but then i was like looking at the reviews and they're just like it's gonna last forever it's just pretty there's well the my thing that i liked is they're like there's nothing digital in this thing it's fucking knobs and gas lines that's fucking it it's some french company i can't remember but i know exactly the ones you're talking about yeah i went through that shit with my i got a new oven and it has like a computer in it oh no i heard you bitch about that board fried i didn't have an oven for two months because they're like well that one got discontinued because it's a different color and the different colored ones even though they're the same have different softwares why the fuck my socks gotta connect to wi-fi yeah dude that's my wife went with a dryer it's just got turn knobs just the old school speed queen yes that's what zach got that's what she's got there oh he loves yeah we got a speed queen yeah the first the four the first car company to just make old school a medium-sized truck yeah with a manual transmission and nothing else like no computers no bullshit it's gonna be it's gonna be fucking illegal to do that because all the car companies are gonna lobby the shit out of the government it's the reason you can't have like a fucking key car or now now you finally fucking can but i would think toyota did it with that um hylux type 10 that boxy looking fuck they're like 15 grand they're selling everywhere else in the world but i can't have one you can't have one lbj lbj was mad about chickens and the fucking 50s or whatever no you can't well you could you could if you paid the tariff it's an emissions law no it's just the government it's because chickens it's because of chickens in the 1960s that's why i can't have a hylux that's why you can't have a hylux like a chinese electric car those things are fucking bananas and they're like did you see the one where the freaking the chinese got this suv where if you got a flat tire it will raise itself up any tire if the tire is flat the car will bring itself up off of that tire or you can change the freaking tire dude and then it will go back down well they were producing dog shit cars and then tesla went over there and tesla's like uh they're gonna it was like we're totally gonna clean house well then the chinese were like oh fuck we have competition and they like really stepped up their game and now they're like their electric cars are fucking bananas but you cannot get them in the united states but it seems like their quality is better than ours too man well that's what they say i think phones are the same way because i think uh they're they're like their iphone is huawei is the phone and i guess those phones are absolutely insane but you're just not allowed to have them in america well like chinese spyware yeah all that stuff but their government is watching everything cars are the same though with how many cameras and shit a tesla has like i would imagine the cars are they're gonna catch you pissing in the gatorade bottles right there man that truck i got has got massage seats yeah and it's all it's got cameras every freaking where dude everywhere it's wild technology is crazy every time i back out of the driveway it plays a video of a kid getting run over again oh a new one gotta get that speed bump removed that's not my joke i stole it that was a good joke what's going on with your truck you fucking don't know you got a truck so i i think okay so it's it was december 23rd of last year oh jesus i'm driving through san antonio i've got an f-250 super baja it's like the cool the coolest fucking truck i've ever bought oh yeah i'm so happy to get like you bought a brand new yeah brand new i was so happy with this truck i had it for about a year i'm driving through san antonio uh some an illegal pulls out in front of me no insurance like just comes off the shoulder right in front of me as i'm going 60 destroy his little honda crv like push the back all the way to the front and uh of course he doesn't have insurance he was okay make your truck fuck my truck to pieces like uh all the suspension and everything in the front's fucked uh everything's fucked and so that was that was december it's still in the shop now they didn't total it out no they didn't total out they said it's still fixable and so state farm they're trying to put oem like junkyard parts into it and the shop thank god the shop is like we're not putting oem parts into a shelby we're getting shelby parts to put back into the truck oh i bet they hate that and so they're fighting with each other they've been fighting for what it's six months now almost well you were fighting with the insurance to try and get it totaled just because yeah because i was like guys just total please fucking it's a fucking collector car go back and get another yeah but they're they're putting it they're piecing it together and fighting me every bit bro that is wild but my my whole thing is like dude is it really in the shop or because i haven't seen it in six months i haven't been down there or like are they ripping it around mexico with like cocaine in the back of it yeah are the cartels just ripping this cartels got your truck bullshit yep dang man that's so hot dude usually they would give you a rental car anytime i've got a rental car i would give you a rental car anytime i've got a rental car i would i turn i turn it down oh okay because i usually do it for free and i would figure that would expediate them fixing this guy is costing us two million dollars in rental charges exactly in hindsight i should have got the fucking just to sit in my driveway i'll do go and be like hey it's taking this long i need that i'm actually gonna fuck with them now thank you for telling me that just put a rental car in your driveway what'd you drive uh i have a raptor bronco oh cool oh the bronco yeah oh dang i didn't know they made damn yeah they got a raptor bronco they're i really like it oh that sounds sweet it's the broncos that are the like the bigger ones you got look great now when it goes down to the little beady ones i'm like bro that's not a bronco the sports the sports are like a unibody piece of shit and they also have like some of the worst safety ratings i've seen and then you have like the normal broncos yeah and then you have the broncos that have the the sasquatch kit with the bigger tires like the the wild tracks and the other one and then you have the raptor and the raptor is like dude this fucking tires stick 18 inches out oh see that's pretty oh one of those yeah that's pretty yeah is it supercharged or turbo uh i think it's turbo okay this episode is brought to you by state farm listening to this podcast instead of doom scrolling smart move another smart move getting help from one of state farm's 19 000 local agents when you choose to bundle home and auto bundling just another way to save with the personal price plan prices are based on rating plans that vary by state coverage options are selected by the customer availability and of discounts and savings and eligibility vary by state that's sweet though that's pretty turbo and then i have a raptor f-150 too but i think i'm gonna i'm gonna do a merch giveaway with that soon oh nice yeah because what were you were telling me something last night you used to have a forerunner yeah i had a and then you had some complaint with it i had a forerunner i i love the forerunner it's i love how basic it is it feels like a car that's 10 years older than it actually is like there's less technology there's less i love that aspect of it but it is a gutless fucking turd well that's what i've heard they're just top heavy and they don't they're no power it's a v6 and it has the gas mileage of a v8 and the power of a three-cylinder oh lord it's that thing goes zero to 60 in 45 minutes yeah like it's like it doesn't have an accelerator it's got a fucking button that makes more noise when i'm trying to go fast the engine loud and earth cody you drove it at right after you wrecked your truck you drove it for a little while yeah like and it was slow it'll go forever yeah like the fucking thing's gonna be unkillable like i could drive it every day and then let my kid drive it for his first car and it'd be absolutely fine with 300 000 miles but he's not going anywhere fast yeah i got you yeah i haven't thought about that like i haven't had a lower power car in a long time so like we need to get up to highway speeds like accelerate a little and those there yeah i didn't think about like 100 200 horsepower like oh yeah that'd be like a yeah like i was gonna say last year when we went on a big we all went on vacation together i got a rental car and it was like a ford focus or something and we like pulled out of the airport and i like hit the gas to go on yeah and i'm like watching cars go by i'm like come on come on come on fuck i haven't driven a piece of shit slow ass car in a long time there's been a long ass time i'm like oh man because we got like the wagon now which the new family wagon i love that thing oh that little audio got an r6 oh it's the same vacation i rented uh a minivan because i brought my family with me it was electric oh it was an electric minivan and it was fast as shit i hated driving it yeah because it was it was the first time i'd ever driven an electric vehicle and it was in a big city with like a lot of traffic and like i was shocked at how much it was fucking with me i wasn't getting any feedback like from noise or like any of the normal feedback you get from a car it was fucking with me super hard whereas like oh i'm going 70 and i feel like i'm going 35 this is weird that's a little like code or i mean uh brandon's uh see even i mix you guys cyber truck cyber truck um like right when he first got it he was like do you want you want to drive it i'm like fucking sure that thing for as fuck off big as it is a the acceleration is insane like it's ridiculous and then this the um steering like uh it's super tight and very responsive for how enormous because you get in it and it feels like a big truck but it's just like double yeah yeah both of them like the turn radius is basically the turn radius is basically the turn radius of the car and it's like the turn radius is basically the size of the truck it can almost spin 360s the hummer i can turn around right there well then the other thing too that i wasn't used to when uh driving electric versus gas is that um when you let off the accelerator it doesn't roll no it's got that gear it's like yeah well it like disengages almost instantly so you let off the gas and it's like oh fuck we're stopped yeah because it recharges yeah i sure remember the first time i ever rode an electric car was with cody and his plaid the first time i met him it's like tasler yeah that's kind of cool that thing's retarded fast i thought you were fucking with me at first you remember what you said i know what it was late it was late at night there was absolutely nobody out on a road it was like private neighborhood big straightaway road like nobody was out and it was dark as shit out in texas no street lights we would have seen anything within 10 miles cody just stops and he goes i'm gonna put it in plaid mode i'm like all right he goes all right you ready i go yeah i'm gonna put it in plaid mode i'm like all right and he goes put your head on the headrest and i'm like are you serious he goes yes and then he does it i'm like oh shit so i do it too i felt like i was hitting warp speed in star wars it was horses bro it was insane i was man i couldn't believe how fucking fast that thing accelerated it's like 1.8 seconds or dirt bikes y'all ride quad or dirt bikes i haven't in a while okay so i'm a big quad guy and a guy brought an 80 horsepower stark varg electric atv to my house racing quad i have a 350 banshee two-stroke i've rode really fast quads he's like dude just just i'm telling you be careful i'm like oh yeah man i got this dude you hit the gas on this thing i honestly think if you just pressed it would do a flip yeah like i would hit the gas and rooster tails from dirt would go 30 foot high i just and it just sounds like like that but it is the scariest nastiest thing i've ever run it's an 80 horsepower 80 horsepower dude i mean i think it got up to like i think you said it got it like 110 mile an hour or something like that but it from zero to 60 is just any of those little things are like those little rockets like that it's fucking wild to me the super fat uh what's the h1 that kawasaki it's like the 350 horsepower the dirt the motorcycle yeah it's like it looks like a thousand or 600 cc bike cody but it has 350 horsepower out the gate and it is it's made for race it's the h h2 or h2 yeah dude they are i'd die on one i would die on it people have yeah they have a racing four-wheeler too uh kawasaki does and it came out like two-ish years ago because my uh girlfriend's dad had just bought one and she sat on the back and i like i wasn't expecting how fast it accelerates and she hadn't grabbed onto me yet and i hit the hit the accelerator and just went and she just got ripped off the fucking back what was it you remember i knew see i've got a kawasaki kfx 450r and they got one called a 700 it's automatic they'll scoot they'll move dude yeah let me see if i can find it okay oh my god y'all have y'all ever seen the other race on the isle of man oh dude that is the most i i love watching that the motorcycles i am i don't know how they do that because on average you have this race that kills one to two people a year yeah and man you'll sit there and it'll be 10 of them come by and you just see it looks like one just one and it's like dude that is why and then i've seen people wreck and it launches them i mean just there's true cody like there's no this is not a racetrack this is a public road this is a town dude they shut the whole town down for this race like europe or something and they try to go as fast as they can to break a record and they have to sign a thing like you can't you will die you can die in this like there's people dying it every year bro if you and there's elevation changes with like they get airborne like you'll soon just look up isle of man tt isle of man or something just when you get a minute just look it up you wake up and you're just like god i need something i need 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time e-bikes became prevalent oh God because I've thought of like I got I did a sponsorship for an e-bike company a while back and it's like a dirt bike with like the big fat tires it's like 30 miles an hour without me pedaling I was like dude if I was a crow no cop could catch me on this I'd be fucking there's no fences and yards in Iowa I'd be bombing through residential people's yard you'd never catch what brand was yours a venton I think I had one sent to me big tires yeah and it had a twist throttle yeah that's what this one has like a twist throttle that goes to 30 miles an hour on a bicycle yeah I was like uncatchable is all a police officer yeah be impossible well that's I mean it's happening now the takeovers the the the bikes where they'll get like a hundred of those in a city and just you see the cops try and catch them and everyone just they might catch three people out of a hundred yeah yeah I've seen what I do like the big dirt bike quad like the rides or whatever and it'll be all of them and what do you do you can't catch them there ain't no way I I the the idea of them not having a sound which on a motorcycle especially doing Lane splitting it's like you want that exhaust so hey somebody's coming but silently some by a 30 miles an hour at least you can hear them come up on you on the interstate you can't hear it there's a terrifying California you can Lane split so it'll be interesting seeing what happens with that because you just getting flung out yeah yeah not gonna have a good time that'd be bad do you do any um any other kind of so fighting cars anything else or like just love it man I have a issue where if I go into something like he wanted to race dirt bikes my child want to race dirt bikes a month I got five dirt bikes he wanted to do jujitsu I got him two geese I mean and I go into it with him it's like whatever he wants to do I'm going in it with him and we going full-on no yeah because you can't let him get better at it than you I know you can't have that like right I'm not gonna send you to learn how to go fight so you beat my ass absolutely not y'all see he's a big kid dude so he's hard to handle already i just tase him if i got to but he's not gonna turn around two years later you're choking me out no no no so he he wanted to win where did taser come from right in the balls now how old are y'all fellas 32 oh youngin 48 you ain't 48 shut up man google me how old are you 38 i'm 38 too 41 okay so y'all know about the same all of us maybe him pokemon was big when we was growing up i'm not that young yes okay i still remember getting 10 karat gold pokemon cards in my burger king happy meal all right okay that's so false man i don't believe it it's true 48 years old i will cut you open and count the rings right now i know that's a fucking yeah that's a lie it's a lie what are these bloody bloody things where's the rings at i was born february 24th 1978 happy belated birthday thank you yeah but i'm he wanted to get into pokemon cards oh and then daddy has good he don't even care no more here i am getting darn packages every day of pokemon cars are you popping oh man yes and then if y'all heard this app called whatnot yes don't download it dude what is it it's a freaking auction app and they auction sports cards sports memorabilia and pokemon cards oh and y'all already know i got an addiction problem and so when i get on there you go back to dropping money yes dude stupid i accidentally won a four i accidentally bid 450 on a card the night and won it damn how do you accidentally it was a number and hit accidentally hit payout you just slide you just slide and hit bid well it was at 30 and when i did it it went up to 450 because they just bid it that fast and i hit 450 and won the card i mean yeah i was just i go into everything a little too hard some of the sports memory like because sometimes i'll do a fat files video on like a sporting event or whatever and then i'll like just doing my research i'll come across some memorabilia and like sometimes you can get some really cool stuff really cheap yeah and i bought i bought uh when i did the um broad street bullies the philadelphia flyers when they beat the fuck out of the soviets and like made them quit at halftime just because they were actually turning it into a street fight the the main dude that was the philadelphia flyers enforcer uh dave the hammer schultz yes who has like the record for the most time in the penalty box and he's had he's got all these crazy records for getting in fights i got an autographed philadelphia flyers jersey from him for like two hundred dollars with papers and certified i was like yeah that's mine that's going on my wall this is awesome like you can find some like really cool memorabilia if you're not trying to make money and you just want something cool you can get some cool that's my thing i want is collectible stuff you don't realize now man how many people will buy these pokemon cards and freaking scalpel like ridiculous amounts of prices that they scalping these things for it is wild i said i can't i went to target for the first time in like three years a few months ago and yeah i i as i'm walking in it's you know normal every you know family you ever seen at target or whatever and then like he looked like a stereotype of a greasy redditor he like comes in and he's like fidgeting around i'm like i bet that motherfucker's going straight to the pokemon cards sure as shit went over to the card aisle and then dumps everything they have into his cart good god pokemon cards called slobs like that dude i was at walmart up here the other day and there were dudes wearing jerseys like like team jersey scalpers that were waiting for them to restock this show yes they will sit in line man they know at our walmart they know when they're gonna be there and they'll sit in line and wait for these guys had a whole club that's like they were like i've never seen a scalper fucking jersey before and now i've seen they put um like little cards up on the rack and it's like see cashier to get fucking pokemon cards yeah yeah well and you can only buy like one at a time or two yeah yeah and they will freak out if you do that i thought i can but what are you telling me i can't buy them that's against my rights and like this is a business home yeah they can tell you exactly how many you can buy it was not you know what's not illegal though reaching into someone's cart and taking their pokemon cards and then buying them yeah that's legal right yeah nobody legal it is nobody owns it at that point the store owns it the car right he's saying when you're you're you're both in an aisle at at target you can just reach over and take shit out of their cart i thought you were in i said i heard car i was like you're reaching somebody's car and because it's a store i mean i do that anyways it's store property at that time because then it's just they're not gonna say anything that's mine now the cops don't want you to know this but you paid for their gun you can just grab it we pay taxes literally on my challenge coin which mine is yours oh that is freaking cool and then read it it's a donut dude that's awesome you pay taxes that is a really cool dude that is oh cool dude that is really cool i have a lot of these from being on the road on your other one oh sweet we had two up there i have no more the donut ones what's the most you spent on a card then uh i think that 450 was the most i spent on a card that was a lie but go ahead yeah no that's fine i mean i didn't tell you how much i spent the the whole week like in two days i spent a good bit of money what do you do are you just collecting grading oh man i have i have a lot of money i have a lot of money i have a lot of money it's the freaking just the bid you know it's like the high of winning it oh yeah and then also the high of opening the pack oh yeah dude popping paxes bro yes man have you done any first edition stuff like old school 1998 it's so expensive dude it's so expensive like getting on websites and trying to get these people want like twenty thousand dollars ten thousand dollars for this stuff for a pack yeah yeah it's like i i can't do that i had all of mine in a storage tote in my parents basement you still got them i do but my mom i was talking to my mom this is like a year two years ago and she goes um oh yeah your nephews uh found all your old toys and they were having so much fun with all your stuff and i was like can you send me a picture of what they're fucking with dude they fucked up my old pokemon cards dude you could be a millionaire could have this is jt when he called me that one time last year and he's like holy shit i went to my mom's uh my parents place and in the attic look what i found and it is all first oh my gosh dude and they're all like what i got mint he's like oh because they just stayed in the attic for 20 years mine were yeah that's a perfect jackpot right now i told him my nephews ripped through all of them pulled them out of the sleeves and we got i got that one look how but like the condition of all every it's like it's like a gym yeah they're like just fucking mitch harzard's and yours no that's uh jt is oh is he he again he's like oh shit i mean you again grew up in that same time frame where it's like how i mean how did this happen it's a card it's a piece of cardboard yeah magic the gathering jake paul had one that was worth 16 million he sold it for 16 million dollars oh that's that market's super inflated i made a whole video about it a lot of people's talking about it's going at some point it's got a crash he's got him it does it's went up and down and again it is a weird it's hard i don't know it's working the same way that the housing market did in like 2008 because the like the value or the valuation is inflated uh oh by like especially by those guys doing what they're doing because when when yeah when like a logan paul or jay paul whichever it was does something like that it like skyrockets the market but the the like the amount of value has gone up and down and it's not changed it's just inflated with bitcoin who's the guy that just did that with like only 20 michael saylor yeah michael like he sold because he he owns like 800 000 bitcoin his company does he was always that's his whole company's that's all they do is they acquire bitcoin and he was always very much like i will never sell bitcoin i will never sell bitcoin he sold the news came out he sold some bitcoin they didn't say how many the market like ten thousand dollars per coin was this like um three weeks ago crap dude yeah it was great the market tanks like below sixty thousand dollars per coin i think it got down to like fifty seven thousand per coin from like 70 it tanked it comes out he sold 32 coins he sold 32 of his 800 000 and then turned around and bought a shit ton more speculation dude scared everybody yes he's freaking brilliant man what a marketing strategy yeah borderline criminal some would argue but yeah dang it boy no i'm allowed to sell my assets yeah i love you can just say it was but the pokemon is like leads back to that it's the inflated numbers change instantaneously awesome because at the end of the day it's a fucking piece of cardboard i mean it's just like cash i guess in that way but there's nothing backing it but like any of those old comics or anything it's just you wild that they're worth that much yeah man yeah it's a big bubble and it's gonna pop one day nobody knows when well do you think it will or just i love that the entire collectible market's reserve asset is autism yeah we're constantly betting that there's going to be more autistic people in the future that are going to be wealthier and they're going to want this shit one day there will be another billionaire who also thinks superman is cool that is the underlying reserve asset collectibles so we're good yeah that's pretty safe bet yeah that's not changing unless they cure it oh oh yeah you better not cure it more tylenol yeah we need more vaccines yeah no there won't come a day when people will look at comic books and think i don't know it seems kind of gay to me yeah yeah watching that just how much anime technology took off because go to you it was like nerdy to want to see anything pokemon oh man used to in high school i'm like didn't nerds watch yugioh and dragon ball z like what kind of and now you know it's popular it's all good man god yeah it's so popular yugioh is better than pokemon no dude i'll die on this hill the card game itself i ain't about that i'm just about collecting no that's fine card game actually playing the game i don't know i forget pokemon's not just trading cards there's an actual game i always forget that i've never never played it i have no idea how it works energy well i feel like they they take you know magic the gathering to me too oh yeah edh i'm not going to pretend i know how to play that yugioh is simple there monster it's got this many attack points yeah we used to play bigger i win yugioh in middle school was yeah big that's kind of like pokemon they got their little powers and this one had 350 xp this and have whatever and then you've activated my trap card yep god i can't i don't think i know anyone that actually has played i don't know how loud i'm like oh yeah it's it's a game they just collect them well they're there's the competitions go crazy for like the card game because i just heard a story about it was like some like sweaty fucking 35 year old man was at one of the competitions and he was playing i think he got in a fight with like a like a nine-year-old who was like because the kid was i might be pulling this out of my ass but it seems too specific for me to be making it up but the kid was like you know gold tiered player or whatever and so was this grown man and the grown man ended up getting in like a verbal altercation with a literal child and there was a video of it and they were like that sounds right yeah like this adds up yeah i do that every day yeah the difference is you made him because like magic the gathering that i i played i think we've all played some eda dramatic okay cody yeah no i ain't never played it that dude everything turns into a card game league of legends like i bought betas that's a card game wow rift no idea yep don't they have like an auto what is it called auto chess or something kind of works the same way what does it do it's a it's a it's like a digital version i don't know i don't know i don't know why i brought it up i don't know about it i mean yeah they have a lot of those digital like magic the gathering they have the digital version which is way cheaper because it goes in and plays because magic cards oh i don't think people realize how much them costs for a good deck what's the one like the black lotus or something like that it's like the most valuable first edition didn't posty buy that no he bought the uh one ring from the uh oh yeah collection and they made and it really genius marketing and an awesome idea is hey we're going to make one card one and it's going out in the world post bought it for two million dollars or 2.5 million dollars but it is a one of one and it's pretty cool every we waited a week for it to get announced who got it because we didn't know everyone was like who the got that it was already getting speculated like 1.5 million two million dollars it was just like some in north dakota went to walmart and bought it yeah he was actually yeah it's one of the northern i want to say it's right around the river yeah actually spot on and he was like what the did a tweet or post and then uh post malone shot him a dm was like i'll buy that from you and then they met up they did like a little event for it and then he bought the card for like 2.5 million i'm gonna say for a card is why i know man i know thinking i spent 450 dollars for a car makes me feel like a dumb ass but 2.5 million dollars if you if you spend 2.5 million dollars on a card you just yeah you got money man yeah post malone that's just yeah that's a pocket change you know what i'm saying oh that's who bought okay yeah yeah 2 million okay he bought it for 2 million what car was this the one ring so it was magic magic magic the gathering with the lord of the rings set that's the bat yeah that is the only card and it's marked with and it's 101 is a one of one god dang okay they're really really cool there was a uh it not even they yeah that is so wild to me dude for the first time i've ever sat in his rookie card i think brandon and i have i love collecting yeah me too the one verse tapping card i was like oh here's what oh i never heard of this one it was rare i didn't realize how rare bad like a piece of tape his autograph and a piece of his gear on it like a really cool card i was like yeah dude okay let's see how much it's still 550 000 you got that one no no dude have you ever seen have you ever seen the car or the card called the face card have you ever seen that one no okay so back in the 90s it was a baseball player and they were taking team pictures well his buddies put face on the bottom of his bat took the pictures oh tops came out with the pictures yes oh he snuck like a very very limited well his buddies did he even though he did it he didn't know so is he this is the actual top card oh yeah so tops only released after they figured it out they didn't release but so many so this guy ain't even really a good boy he was nothing special but that card yeah just look at that card real quick connor missed the story so this is gonna be good see if you see anything different about that card face yep there you go that's how it always goes if it's like that restriction of playstation one one of the most expensive playstation one game is a college basketball game because i only made a handful because it bombed no one bought it and then they destroyed it that shot that price up ain't that wild two hundred thousand dollars game that nobody wanted to buy because it's really that made it rare yeah because it sucks things are rare for a good reason like that's just like oh what about uh did you have any of your old pokemon cards or any of your classes man i don't even know if i ever bought a pack dude oh you just watched it on tv back in the day no we're just poor oh yeah that's it welcome to the table yeah man so i don't think i ever even had any pokemon cards you know until 38 years old dude that's sad good age to start pokemon pokemon pokemon i hope you know i like that when you call people to buy their cards like hey you got pokemon cards like the streamer i love this so which one uh have you watched anyone else's content like please break down there we go i'll see him i watch him yep and what's wild he lived in the county right up from me like 20 minutes from me yeah i didn't have my police like right next to him no yes yeah that's cool crazy crazy but yeah yeah i've seen his content of course i've watched a lot of his content so it's that history thing you just like i loved it man when that one and just the way he does his content like the i don't know it's just really good energy yeah and yours is really good too thanks man it is uh yeah it's awesome the way y'all two do that uh uh it's great it's really good man for a 48 year old man you have a you got some good content thank you still got that yeah that young energy yeah youthful eyes yep like uh with uh going for comedy who are some of your favorite comedians i meant to ask that earlier because it's like uh tom segura i've been seeing him twice i mean i said front row like he could spit on me because i i tom segura to me is just hilarious dave chappelle of course uh absolutely amazing um bill burr i like bill burr and uh god what's the uh jeff the australian guy he's hilarious um god what is his name jeff um jim jeffries jim jeffries jim jeffries oh man he's hilarious too so those those guys i like because i don't i'm not a one-line guy i'm a storyteller um you know in-depth storytelling with punches in the story chappelle does it really yes man yes yes it's like i'll say that one joke and i also love rodney carrington because carrington man back in the he's still funny as all hell but back in his heyday old redneck feller just good storytelling funny guy so that would be my my top guys what do you think with like tom segura and then uh who's the earth crusher yeah what do you think on like burt his other half or how did you i like segura like no i i think bert crusher is a really cool guy nice guy but his stand-up is not i don't want a really good story and that one machine story really you know and and it's no offense i mean i just that's not i've tried to i've watched his specials but they're just not my type of comedy sagura to me is just hilarious you know what i'm saying so what about now with your matt rice or anything they do crowd work a lot of crowd work do you are you like oh yay or man here's my and matt rife is he's killed it absolutely killed it but my question is if he didn't look the way he looked would he be popular just about to say uh because he's not like the the netflix brothers i've seen were not good and i know i'm gonna get i'm probably gonna get hate because oh he's jealous whatever but the crowd work okay that's that's great man but to me like i want to see a set i want to see you do a one hour like you wrote this you know punches in the all that but i just i just really don't think that if he if he were some regular joe that he would be where he's at the sets like robin williams i haven't watched one of those old sets in a long time until i watched robin williams recently the amount of energy that dude had cocaine is what that's called dude he was infamous for stealing jokes really oh infamous for stealing jokes yeah i did he would absolutely steal jokes in a heartbeat because he would sit at like the back of the the comedy store and just literally like literally write down other people's jokes that were killing and then that was like the when like rogan was starting to blow up because he called out carlos because mencia was huge because he had mind him and see on comedy central that carlos menzelia and joe rogan destroyed his career confronted him in person and what the fuck is that guy gonna do to joe rogan man when nobody else in the country knew how to fight and he's a got two jujitsu black belts and a tackle taekwondo taekwondo world championship or whatever the fuck he had yeah and you know more i mean see it too i mean he called him out and his career not after and i've even performed at clubs where they're like dude he barely sells any tickets he's he like he basically so far as i understand is almost exclusively performing in like mexico now yeah like he he does not sell tickets anymore who is the other one um blew up and brothers stole a bunch of money oh dang cook yeah dang cook dang cook to me was uh the early 2000s matt rife no offense the women loved him if you look out in the crowd it's gonna be a bunch of horny women just out there i just his first special was okay but i think it was just a you know he just wasn't that good to me bro you remember the movie waiting ryan reynolds dane cook yes that's such a good great movie andy millenakis yeah and dane cook was in some funny movies you know right there in his heyday he had the one where he it was like a like a costco he's yes man employee of the month yeah that's a good fucking movie yeah he had some great movies i just didn't think his stand-up was anything special i mean he made his money brother stole a lot of his money and then 10 million dollars i think or something like it jesus i used to love blue collar comedy tour when i was in middle school yeah i loved it yeah but when you watch it now you're like like ron white to me still god white is hilarious ron white is ron white still hilarious but when you watch it now it's like i can see why i thought it was hilarious when i was younger yeah when i was 14 yeah yeah no offense those guys are legends absolute legends well i always say the funny part is i wanted in middle school i wanted to be a comedian because i loved watching blue collar comedy tour and then fast forward fucking 15 years i get to travel the country with my four three friends and at the end of every it's just us four sitting on stage just like they do at the end of blue collar comedy tour and at the time because i was 12 my favorite comedian was larry mcgurk and i was like oh my god i'm gonna be a comedian i'm gonna be a comedian and i'm the fat electrician it's great man so that's weird manifested yes yeah have you ever heard him out of character oh yeah it's like jarring i believe you yeah how are you doing yeah he's like he's like hi uh yeah i forget his like birth name but he's like yeah i just called into the radio station that my friends ran and decided i was going to be this you know hillbilly character and he's from nebraska ran with that for the the rest of my career and it's like oh well he's just he's just a normal guy now look at him loved him in cars yep miter i bet he made more money from that than he did his whole stand-up they were saying um eddie murphy shrek shrek with donkey shrek is like after the the residual checks and shit came in from shrek and donkey he's like he put an audio recording studio in his house said i'm never doing a fucking movie ever again they call shrek the retirement film because cameron d is mike myers and uh eddie murphy like they have not done a film since because they made so much goddamn money they okay so it was they got royalties on the back yeah uh-huh and they are all infinitely wealthy because of fucking shrek well the joke with shrek was for a long time it was a punishment at the development studio you have to go work on shrek you have to go if you fucked up you they sent you to go work on shrek like you weren't working on the big project so it was like a backburner project forever that they would basically like throw their fuck ups at and um i think it's hard right it yeah and then dreamworks it went up against the prince of egypt or whatever it was oh yeah the really pretty bible movie it went up against the prince of egypt at the same time and the prince of egypt was the one that they were like this is what's gonna crush and shrek's just you know we'll try to recoup our money on the back end and then shrek was fucking well because it was it was a spite studio yeah dreamworks was in spite and that was specifically for shrek where the owner was like no you're gonna figure this out they did a complete reshoot michael myers didn't have a scottish accent as first yeah well it was it was a chris farley yeah well yeah he died he died michael myers did the entire movie it was he was like trust me can i do this in a scottish accent and they're like what no you filmed everything what the fuck he's like just can we please do all the audio over again uh exactly like fat bastard okay and then well redid it and they're like that's that's it that's what we needed yeah it's his dad's accent it's wow his parents are scottish so okay it goes a good every time i just think of fat bass the austin powers were so good oh man they were i love them they changed 007 that's why all three of them were fantastic yes the part where he gets the golf cart stuck in the walls that's to the point where like if i if i find myself in a spot where we call it austin power like oh man i'm gonna have to austin powers my way out of here just that that is just hilarious dude it's just great man that's why uh the 007s when they switched to daniel craig because of austin powers and how they made fun of james bond and everything that's why they're like we're gonna make it serious now yeah they're like yeah we can't do any of that stuff anymore we're gonna just change everything well the way that that shrek beat that out like beat that bible movie you know it just comes back to yeah it comes back to like keep it simple stupid just kiss and that's exactly what hollywood is doing now with a24 movies that are crushing simple plots simple characters and they're not just trying to blow everything up and use all sorts of cgi and shit it's just just obsession was really good yeah yeah you don't need you don't need puppetry in a fucking 10 billion dollar budget yeah they just make a dope ass movie costs less than a million dollars to make that and then it grows like 180 the 180 million the first fucking weekend or some shit you can just tell a good story like they used to not have 10 billion dollars of computer animation after remake after remake in fairness the the prince of egypt is a really good movie i ain't ever seen it i've never seen it either really i'd rather watch shrek it's all right but it just it's a really good movie it is it's fine but like for a little kid shrek is cool oh shrek is yeah i love that movie dude he's one of his favorite my son's favorite i put clips of it in my videos all the time nazi pigeons and not valiant is about world war ii carrier pigeons that are animated and like the main character is a pigeon that goes into carrier pigeon training and he learns how to be a carrier pigeon and there's like nazi falcons that are trying to intercept the carrier pigeons and he like gets his mission done it's a really good little it's awesome dude is it children's movie it's called valiant yeah it's called valiant i always put clips of it in my videos watch it all the time yeah yeah i don't probably do shrek that was the first animated uh show to win an oscar plus it won over 40 awards what what did it gross like in theaters it destroyed every movie that year in uh revenue shrek that movie still kicks ass i just watched it at christmas it was it was it's so much fun having being a adult now and going back and watching movies that i watched when i was a kid and catching all the jokes that went over your fucking dick and that's hilarious like based off of the disney guy that's yeah yeah modeled that dude because he hated him that much like you know he's gonna look like him and be short and be a fucking dick and that's his name yeah he was like the not the ceo of disney but um yeah i think he was the ceo because the the guy who started dreamworks had this idea for it was a shrek and then they were like no that's fucking retarded and so uh he quit started dreamworks and then shrek like or the amount of like references because like uh duloc the the city or whatever is like making fun of fucking disney world yeah it's just yeah he's like there was the whole movie was like fuck you disney that's great 500 mil in that 2001 dang and then dude 2004 933 million for the second one 800 million for the third one they fine yeah they can retire especially on royalties you're like it's like the star wars guy video games toys merch licensing like that movie made so much money mcdonald's guinness yes ob1 kenobi that dude took that two percent or three percent of the toys off everything oh yeah yeah it was just like oh yeah i'll do what three percent because they couldn't afford him so we'll give you three percent he's like fine because he hated that fucking thing like he thought it was trash and he's even when he was dying he's like but he also says he's like but i have a nice house now well that's funny you know i uh i think it's the second one or the fucking seventh or whatever in uh chronological or yeah now in the new timeline or whatever uh alec guinness's ob1 kenobi comes in and he's like the you know the force projection or whatever where they're all blue and talking to people in their dreams and he comes in there on uh dagobah yoda's home planet or whatever and he comes into frame and then immediately his his like ghost sits down on a log which doesn't make any fucking sense because he's a ghost but it's because alec guinness is like a ghost and he's like oh my god i'm gonna die but it's because alec guinness was like fuck this this is the lamest shit i've ever done i'm not gonna even stand while i read my lines again it was he 2.2 percent of the back end so a hundred million 95 million out the gate and he was like a big shakespearean actor with this huge career and that was at the very end of it he's like now every time someone approaches me they go oh you're ob1 kenobi he's like god does it infuriate me you he spent his whole career and he's now he's only remembered as ob1 kenobi like in the 70s getting a check for 95 mil though but you know i'm fine with it i'll make this work so much cocaine yeah oh i forgot he did he was lawrence of arabia and he was in the bridge over the river quay or on the river quay i don't know that one uh it's the british pows it's a really good movie british pows in japan or in the philippines but under the the japanese empire oh really really yeah in the 50s or 60s i can't remember mr ginger any uh words or tips of advice and what are you into next would what do the people get to look forward comedy tour is over so it is time to start building my contraptions again here do dad so we got some we got some builds coming up what are you building i have a a honda ridgeline that i turned into a monster truck love it because honda ridgelines are gay and uh i wanted to make it look more manly is that the qb one uh the truck yeah it's a big truck oh with the gay things on the minivan they cut the back it's a man van is what it's called but it's nitrous injected but we're gonna turn it into a lawnmower um plan is get a bush hog put it on that seems dangerous but go on well we're gonna take a bush hog put it on there we're gonna winch it to where the bush hog can come up and down that way we can adjust the amount of water that we're gonna put in there and come up and down that way we can adjust the amount of grass we want to cut and i'm gonna try to put some uh tant the wheels on the back that that's been like on a zero turn lawn i'm gonna try to find big enough bush hog wheels to put on the back to where when i turn it the truck will just like that and turn in a circle dude that would do so good in protest oh yeah yeah it would slice some people up man oh yeah on the content creation side do you ever watch demolition ranch bill his crazy shit i've never seen him build stuff i always saw his guns so his his second channel off the ranch he would build crazy contraptions like that and that was some of his best videos like like view wise millions and millions of you you gotta you gotta show us you building this stuff man well see that's the thing man my builds i've never shown them but the builds themselves it's just me and my buddy that build them we don't go by a drawing nothing we just do it yeah film that shit and so we've never done any plan we just kind of build and the the build have always been huge like uh they they're what gets my views i mean we turned a golf cart into a tesla truck about four years ago and it was right when the tesla truck was coming out turned into a man you look it up then you was it looks identical to the tesla truck and yes it called it the tesla cyber truck but um and then i'm gonna turn my ford festiva into a motorhome so you know what the festiva is right little tiny yeah yeah yeah the yeah 80 horsepower yeah yeah i'm gonna turn into a motorhome yeah is that the one that looks like the geo prism yeah yeah yeah how do you turn that into a mobile how are you changing the engine well we turned one into an ambulance one time uh we're gonna no we're gonna keep the engine in it patience hanging out the back yeah bouncing their head off the road we're actually building an extension off the back where it's further off and then build it we had to put four by four wood blocks into the shocks just where it wouldn't it reminds me like the old uh old episodes of top gear jesus christ yeah the little fuck around project you ever watch top gear yeah that's what that reminds me man that's it though which i just found out moments ago apparently jeremy clarkson has very aggressive prostate cancer oh dang man oh boy dang besides the builds just enjoying my summer making putting out content trying to catch up with these fellas you know it's a race now he's he's caught me and went past me on youtube so start building a good competition good competition makes me want to get out there and and he gave me some words of wisdom so we'll get home and get on the pony we'll be good did you just set up a little camera or gopro rig on top of your head just film you and your buddy hanging out everything we filmed with my phone that even easier for you yeah they're the meta glasses i got them man but i don't like the the voice the voice like it don't sound good to me the second one i got the oakley ones the the really good nice ones just get a little road mic record your audio separate yeah i could do i just i just film with the phone it just worked this far i mean why not keep going the new meta glasses i know i'm just thinking if you're working with your hands don't fix it yeah i was thinking if you're if you're working with your hands to see the perspective yeah true i like that that is true they only record three minutes at a time and it's all vertical yeah that's right dude it is it sucked i was like motherfucker the meta two glasses i think well they got uh fucking at the bar last night there was a fifa game on and the refs have well they have a the mic or whatever so they can talk but then i noticed on the thing that they're wearing behind their ears it has a camera that films their pov what if i turn the glasses sideways there you go or you can just you can just work just walk like that the whole time yeah we found a solution yes sir and then uh for the internet where can everyone find you too you can find me on all social 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