The transcript is a lively, conversational podcast episode that blends humor, commentary, and real-life anecdotes. It begins with a debate over whether bringing ice coffee to a job interview is inappropriate—discussing concerns about spills, appearances, and professionalism—before shifting to broader cultural observations about social interactions and workplace norms. The discussion highlights how people use small gestures, like drinks or casual conversations, to build rapport and show confidence. It then veers into humor about everyday experiences, such as being a “snitch” in a restaurant or the absurdity of corporate rules. A key segment addresses data privacy, criticizing how personal information is sold and offering the Cloak app as a solution. The episode also touches on financial behavior with the Ernie app, which allows instant access to earnings, and explores sensitive topics like toxic behavior at funerals and relationship dynamics. Throughout, the tone is self-aware, often ironic, and grounded in personal anecdotes, making it both entertaining and reflective of modern social and personal challenges. The host and guests emphasize that many so-called "rules" are more about perception than reality, and that human behavior often defies formal etiquette.
Did you all see that ice coffee debate? What was the ice coffee debate? Whatever, saying like, Gen Z was mad because Gen Z isn't really getting higher for real because they just suck sometimes and so people were saying, "Is it inappropriate to bring in ice coffee to a job interview?" Huh? Yeah, like, is it inappropriate to bring an ice coffee into your job interview? Huh? Huh? Huh? I would say you should. It was a whole debate. It depends if you're like, where you put the ice coffee, like, I don't think you should put it on. Like, say if you were a desk and I'm on the other side of the desk, I wouldn't put the ice coffee, especially if it's branded on the desk. No, that's. I usually push it by my feet. No, that's real weird. They're lucky. I'm under 10 milligrams of edible sitting in this mouth. Only took 7 milligrams, bro. I really care about this interview. I don't know. I never had thought of it before until it became a debate, but I don't think I would. Because think about it. You have ice coffee. It got the condensation on it, so now your hand is wet. Yeah, sweaty here. Yeah. I just don't see a scenario where you would drink the ice coffee there and then over here. Exactly. Because especially if it's through a straw. It's shaking. Just to leave it. Just to leave it. Just to leave it. Stirring it. What would you say some of your best quality, I. You know, you go and do the. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. I'm really good at working with the team, y'all. Because water is appropriate then? Everything is appropriate. If I could eat a fucking sub sandwich out there, that's your problem with these job interviews. You're not going to be the sub. But no, no, no, I think people care too much. If you go, like, I'm going to tell you this, like almost everything in America is based off if the person would have a drink at the bar with you. Oh my God. That's just real. The first person I've heard say, you don't care though, but the interviewer might care. No, no. But that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying you should be, you know, obviously not eating a sub sandwich. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm saying as far as like the coffee and stuff like that, if you act like you've been there before and almost act like you already got the job, they feel more comfortable. You feel like more of a fit. If some people they'd be too nervous, they'd be smart as hell. They'd be overqualified for the job and they don't get to interview because the CEO, like, man, this nigga weird and you were so nervous, you forgot the odor and you stinky ass and I'm working here. I mean, I think it is dumb regardless, like corporate politics in general are just dumb things. They do that makes absolutely no sense. But somebody has said that the reason why it's so rude is because one, it looks like you rushed to get here. Like you didn't get to finish your coffee before you got in. But I was watching the view and one of the ladies on there said, why don't you, if you're early, obviously call the front desk, ask the assistant, would you guys like anything? Like bring them in some coffee. So that way, you're not coming in just empty handed. Oh, but I don't want to have to like deal with retaliation. Like me retaliating against them if I don't get the job and I brought you a coffee and then y'all send me like, yo, you know, appreciate the coffee, but we're going to look in the direction. Yeah. Look in the direction when I come in. That was that was the email. That wasn't email you get. Yeah. They're like, thank you. We decide to move on. Because I feel like I wish if it was an immediate no, they would just let you know right away. But they don't know right. No, that's funny. Yeah. We appreciate you coming to the job, but hell nah, hell nah, come on, I do, I have to put you in, you know the answer, bro, come on out without a go play game. You're going to let the next test of it. I knew my last job in interview, I bombed. What was it? It was. So I got let go for my fire, I got like my job, my position guy eliminated two people. I knew that was coming. I got my position guy. Yeah, it was a layoff. It was a layoff. It's still a fire. I knew it was. Yes, Carmen. No, but you ever be at a job and you like, there's some days you go and it's like, wait, there's nothing to do and there's legit like, because I worked in like, it was marketing, but it also was kind of sales, like business development, so I was making calls to different companies. But it was like the pool of callers that we had since it was such a niche healthcare kind of company is maybe like 200 possible people you can call and you did that every day and try to get to different contacts. So it got to a point where it's like, there's nothing to do, but after I got let go from that job, they gave me an opportunity like this, because they laid us off and they wanted us to like work for another sister company. So I started my own marketing company in that little time frame and when I went to that interview before I went to any of you, I got my first client. So when I went to interview, I was just like, I don't know, this is a sign from God, but there was a ask me questions and I legit was just like, I was like, you know, in the actual scenario questions, yeah, and I legit said, I don't know. Yeah, because it was like, have you ever been in a situation where you're stressed at work and how'd you deal with that stress? Oh, man. I didn't have a live though. I got a story for everything. I mean, I've been in the interview talking about how I saved Niggas Lies. Like, man, you know, Dave Chappelle is, you watch, I don't know if you know, but this comedian is named Dave, you know, in the comedian name Dave, Dave Chappelle, yeah, yeah, saved his life, you know what I'm saying? Just some shit out of dude. But what you was saying early, I was just going for work. Thank you. Not even asking the question. Maybe those questionnaires do you do until before work and it'd be like, if you saw this employee stealing from work, what are you doing? Like, damn, you want me to be a snitch? I'm gonna tie him down and wait till you all get here. I think, man, we have to beat him now. He should've took the fucking piss. I hate when people take the job poo series. No. When I was at Chipotle, right? I called Chipotle. I understand it. Chipotle? I called Chipotle. Okay. Anyway, drop there on the hand. Don't you. Don't you? I hate you. I know that was my fault. Don't you hate when you asking for chicken, right? And you be like, okay, can I get a little bit more, you know, or you might even ask for the double on the chicken. And then they snitch to the person at the register like, oh, they got double chicken. They're just doing their job, carry it. No. No, I get it. Because you don't own this chicken. Why do you care so much? No, but they got to be real. They do, though, what I learned after like, you know, really pencil because I used to be the same way. It's like, you get, you know, I told you a little tiny casal and you still snitched on me that it's case on there. Even though I told you tiny, I get it, but it's for the people in the back because the people that's actually making a meat, you over here giving, you know what I'm saying, double to me, they ain't paying for the shit, which makes more people get double meat. Now I got a little more meat on the grill. Okay. Okay. I understand that. Okay. You got to tell them. But if I'm at the register and let's say they didn't catch it and then they're like, oh, they had this. It's like, bro, they didn't know. But that's the point. That's their job, though, to let them know. But you won't whisper it like, I usually, when I want to get double meat, see, come on. That's what I usually do. What? You're not going to pause it. No, well, he didn't say nothing wrong, but don't have what you do when you get D.P. You know, but I usually say, I usually say chicken, like, first, and I'm like, oh, can I do two pro teams, double portions after it, but I'm just saying, no, it's funny. It's fun. No, but you say it. And then what? Because your strategy is wrong, because you already just tell them what you want already. What? You said I want double protein already. Well, no, I'll wait to see how good the scoop is. I gotta see how good the scoop is first. If I feel like they skimped me, then I might be like, oh, can I get a little bit more. That's not double protein, though. No, yes, but then if they still ain't doing it right, then I'm like, what the fuck are we talking about? No more. No, no, no, no, no. Come on, bro. She doing that. No, I'm upset because I just went to Kido, but not too long ago, and I literally told the girl I had chicken. And she was about to ring me up, and then a girl was like, oh, no, she had double chicken. And it's like, y'all just act like you own the place, but I understand what you're saying. The cooks got in. The cooks got a step up, and then you just diss, too, like, you gotta pick a side. You can't diss both of them. How are we going to get a sponsor? Kido was just closer to me, but I like Chipotle more, so. Okay, there we go. Let's go. Team Chipotle. We all gotta be on the same team. Here we go. I guess they fucked T-Doba, I guess. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Unless you pay us. Yeah. Freed double meat. All you. Anyway. Well, look at the crotch dummies episode two, so wait, do you think something that is walking to Chipotle or Kidova and be like, oh, can I get double meat? And then they give 'em double meat, and they just be like, no, no, no, for real, can I get that double? Kidova doesn't give you free, so though, free guac, too, and chips, probably, you know, wait, who get a free, so. Kidova. But you know how to get free. You know, you say session. Man, that guac, that's my favorite type of green to wear, too. That's one that you know that green. That's a sophisticated green. Hey.
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And that was just a dope crowd overall. - But she said she loved them though. Like I guess they're like working on things. - Yeah, south of her, we had her, I think we got some photos. - Yeah, we both did. - I feel like it's bad looks. I kind of pointed at it. - Oh. - Yeah, I thought it touched the baby. - She told us. - Why are you pointing at the little nigga like that? - Yeah. - She told us too. - She told us we touched the stomach for a picture. - Pat touched the stomach. - Of course she asked me to. - What's your name in the baby now? - Patrick. - Oh, that's like. - I just pointed at it though. I just feel like it's bad luck though. - To what? - To touch the stomach. - I wouldn't say I wouldn't do good luck or bad luck around anybody that's pregnant. I don't know what's bad luck. - No, I'm just saying. - But what's bad luck? - Oh my God, here you go, man. - Make 'em up, bro. 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It's almost like, you can go 22 miles but you get there in 28 minutes. - That's a lot of fun. - You're gonna go 22 miles in 22 minutes. - Yeah. - You're depending on the time. - Everybody got nuts on the back of the truck and shit. - Oh. - You already see the ball sack on the back of the truck? - I thought that was like a early 2000s thing. I didn't know people still had that. - Guys, come on now. It's gonna be forever and it gets under five, seven. They gotta have something. - Did you do Sunday, fun day, and Houston? - Today, Sunday. - Oh. - You wanna take another drink of that water? - No, you know what, I'm thinking it's like Tuesday. - Not really. - Huh? - I'm thinking it's Tuesday. - Yeah, Jake's a water girl. - I don't want to. - I don't want to. (laughing) - I don't want to. That was the last words her friends heard. (laughing) - And guess what the girl got the nerve to fuckin' say? This one we dropped her. 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And then he was like, I get where you coming from. And then he got on my head for saying, okay, Pat. (laughing) - We can actually go back and watch it. So I don't even want to argue with it. - But you agreed though. - Agreed that Jaden hurts as a handsome dude? - Yeah. I don't know if I agree, but I don't really care. - Can guys not say that or? - I feel like it's a weird thing to, I feel like, I think guys can say that. Like I feel like it's like a, I just think people are too homophobic sometimes. - Yes, that's where it comes in. Because it's like, as a man, I guess who? - No, no, like as a man, we say a dude, like you never, we don't mention ugliness, right? So I feel like if it's a dude who is like, deemed by everybody that's not ugly, if I'm trying to make fun of them, I can't call him ugly. - You'll call him broke. - I can't call him that either, shit. - No. - No, Jayla, he just, you know. - When you can tell if it do is like a handsome dude.
Like I'm the, you know, because we already made was handsome and like in America over time. It's like you look like that. And what does that look like? It's a Washington. But it's just like, but I never understood that. But like the way I know Denzel Washington is handsome is because every woman in my life has always said that like Denzel Washington, so I can never say Denzel Washington ugly because the people that I whose opinions I respect the most about looks are women. And they say this nigga handsome. So he got to be handsome. Also more chestnut. See, that's what I'm saying. I got a respectful opinion. Who else? They say it just elbow. They say Michael Ely. Yeah. Yeah. Mike Ely definitely back in the day for sure. Like I would hear that a lot. Mm hmm. It's a list now. Corey Punch in a wall right now. She keeps saying he's big. I can't say me, babe. No, that's crazy. She just say they say that day. That's a great cover. That's Liggas. Yeah. What'd you do for this? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's your Google? What? 95. What you're doing? Is this a list? What's a list? 19 man who are the definition of 95. Okay. I love how Mike read it. What? I was afraid to get to the end of the sentence. He was like, no, Dave, are you just making sure? More number one. Morse Chestnut. That's Mike favorite. If you know, if you a fan in the pie, you know, uh, Tay Diggs number two, 90s. I think people say they gave it to him. Okay. I know what that is. Lorenz Day. Yeah. He play on everything. He was my I love love Jones. Matthew Matthew man. I heard that one. Could I see the girls to pop to pop to pop? Hello. Hello, Jay. Yeah. Sean Wayne. Yes. I didn't even know. Sean. What did you just say? I say yes. Why'd you say yes? I'm like, oh my God. It's going to be. It's going to be. It's going to be so many holes in your wall when it's a night. What the fuck Marlene Wayne's Smiley. So it's weird when they put the brothers like back to back like that. Yeah. Yeah. Omar Epps. Tyrone turning. Let's, uh, yeah. I remember my movie. Collue Kate. I seen him in a bunch of movies. That was me. No. Denzel 12. I don't know. It's a washer. Dream on. Who's that? Tyrie. Whoa. Wait. Go back. Go back. They troll. No, that's crazy. I forgot. He had that piercing. Go back to the other picture. We're appears in that. I don't know. So it's going to like do the bottom of his lip. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You can zoom out. It's crazy. I am. All right. Shemar Moore is. Makai fight. I feel like we got to finish the list. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Even though I'm an action star. Save that link for a horror. Um. Okay. We just read through that list. I would rate. Read to a list. And we don't really have anything to say after. Go ahead. Wrap it up. Carry. Wrap up the list. Man. Lovely men. I'm so glad that they were great representation for you all in the 90s. Oh yeah. He just he just finished knocking down the wall with the sledgehammer. Fuck it. Yeah. You follow. Um. Somebody said last week because we posted a video of us saying the most toxic thing that you could say to your girlfriend during the fight. And somebody commented and said, whoever bruh is with the white hat hates his girlfriend. They'll talk about me. And they said because of what I said. And I just wanted to get before we do this segment again. Remember, you know, I know you heard my disclaimer. We wanted to add it to the clip, but I feel like we're going to take away some views. This we're thinking of probably the like if you're a good person, you can definitely think of the worst thing because you think of the opposite of what you would do. So again, we about to play a game. Oh my God. It's called the things that you shouldn't say out of funeral. What are some things you shouldn't say out of funeral clip purposes. Sorry. Um, I'm going to go with, um, we're at the funeral sitting down and then I pull out my phone. No reception. I then tap the person next to me. I'm like, do you got the Wi-Fi password? Nush. But that's like, that's not that bad for the Wi-Fi password or funeral. You might need something on your phone. It's not that bad because because how else you supposed to go alive during the funeral? Oh, what? Are you both in it? Come on now. It's my boy. Thanks for the galaxy, man. My boy going to a galaxy. Now I'm getting. Um, sorry. Is it about there? Yeah. Okay. Um, I think if the most toxic you can do, um, like let's say, you know, you go up to your, your friend, Cassie, let's say he used to have that shit on like every day. Like before he died, he had that shit on. And then you went up to like, it's open casket and you're on like his fit. So you just turn around like, who did this to him? Who put this fit on? You wouldn't. For word. Oh shit. You didn't even see the feet. Yeah. Unless it's like a clear casket. You open a casket. You got that shit on. I say he dead fresh calls. I think this one is a realistic one. Like, and he's just making the funeral about you. Like somebody comes up to me like, uh, I'm having a really bad day. Like, you know, like over crying at a funeral. I think that's realistic. There's people that do that though. You just can't do that if you decide, chick or something. Um, that is true. Like don't be coming in there with all your tears. Do you think the side chick has the right to come to the funeral? Don't make it seen. No, like you could come, obviously pay your respects. But don't be doing the most. What is the most like going over the crime? Oh my god. No, you want them to keep their emotions in? Yeah, you better. Because if the wife or the girlfriend or whatever is there, it's going to be a fight. And that's something toxic that you do at a funeral. A long reshooting. I was the most toxic thing that I've ever seen out of funeral. Just to get off that is, it was my uncle's funeral. No, R.P. Uncle Pat, but it was my uncle's funeral. And he had a kid, which I'm still not sure about the story. The kid has his same exact name. He's a junior. And he claimed the kid before he died. But my family didn't claim the kid. So it's just like this. This dude who he was my aide at the time, he was like, he's buying it with me. Like, yeah, your uncle was my dad. We just never met blah, blah. And my aunties and uncle just ignored this nigga. And I was like, damn. That should just crazy. And it is fucked up because I switched up at the end. Because when I first met on my, oh, this is what I'm going to do. And they like, nah, he's capping. I was like, all right. He tried to hit me up at that. I was like, nah, man. Can you take your faith? Family only. Can you take it? I think that's the son. Can you take it to go plate at a funeral? You better maybe turn it up at them after party. Oh, no, not the after party. After party. After the re-party. After party. But they be lit. They be lit at the afterlife. That's crazy. After life, some of jam. Not a fool to be good though. I think it's good. It's like it's so much emotion. And I think the biggest emotion that I get from funerals is not that the person not physically here is like them. I'll never see that person do something like alive again. And then to go to a place where, oh, damn, I'm around family members that I haven't seen in a long time. And I get to appreciate them. And then there'd be some good-ass fried chicken, some good, like, because people don't. Also, you kind of be hungry, too, because like, when me, when I'm going through something kind of traumatic or even just, like, stress, like, I don't eat, it's up for me. I don't eat. And I won't realize I haven't eaten. Yeah. So I gotta be around, like, your family. Yeah. Yeah. First man. Oh, man. That should feel good. You still got tears in your eyes from the funeral. And you eat the chicken. And your favorite aunty rubbing your back. Man. Ain't nothing better than that, man. Let's run it back. That's crazy. You're going to yell "great off." You feel bad. No, you feel like that, though, they'd be like, "Man, I know who Nish, man." Bro. That is crazy. Hey, buddy. I'm getting up there. No, man. Hey, man. Before we start this funeral, I'll call you a feeling. Cause we get a little double for none. You know what I'm saying? They cut 'em back. Cut that up. What I got? Oh, Twitter week? 20. I like my hurrah. I do that. Hurrah, spamming that bitch right now. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. Okay. Oh, cause you was talking about being a misogynistic. Karen's very a misogynistic. Okay. This is Twitter week. I'm a misogynistic. You can sometimes. You say off camera? Yes. You can. You switch up sometimes.
like you kind of lure us into a conversation with like, you'll be just, oh yeah, that, this, that, this. And then you'd like, why would you say that? And then you switch up. I'm blind. Okay, I won't even get up on you. Thank you. I got you. Whatever. Okay. Someone said porn is deeply misogynistic. I just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it. And they literally had him bother to hire a single woman. Wait, read that again. Going at it or blowing at it. Blowing at it. I'm trying to hear porn is deeply misogynistic. And they literally had him bother to hire one single woman. If I be the category, he's looking at me. I don't know why that's a crazy thing to bump into an accident too. Oh, accident. I don't think you can. No, that's what I'm saying. Like that type of porn. Yeah. You got to go search. I've never, I've never seen a, a orgy of dudes. Like, even when Twitter was like is peak with just like, damn, I can't even scroll without seeing some porn. I've never seen like getting grateful. It's just like it is not on the algorithm. I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry. It's not on there. You. Yo. What's up? You hear me? Oh, I got a question for you. What's your dilemma? Uh, what are people around me? I'd much rather be my sheet than actually, uh, I have sex with my girl. I just want to be free. No, because okay, I think you better, right? It's like, nobody knows you like you. So like, oh, she just, I see good, I see God, good shit. Does she know this? I don't know. I mean, I don't really, I don't really keep it a secret. I just feel like this is just too freaky. You know, like, are you watching what you're watching on is like what you're watching. Obviously on the internet does it, is it like more extreme than what happens in the bedroom? Because that's the kind of the popular porn. I think so. Look kind of, what kind of porn are you looking at, bro? Oh, you really want to know that? Yeah, that's why I asked. Sometimes, I'm going to be watching gangbang porn. But what kind of gangbang? I don't know. Like the, like a lot of guys and one woman. Okay, well, I think it might be considered orgy. What are we talking with? Where there's like, uh, like, let's say there's like, three girls and then like five guys. But the restaurant? Yeah, all that meat. I think we're getting closer. We're getting closer to the problem. This is what I'm saying. I'm just saying the only evidence we have right now is that you're one-to-one ratio, you're guy to girl ratio because you have a one-to-one ratio with your woman. You guys don't have three sums or anything. It's one-to-one. No, we do. No, we do. Oh, you do have three sums? Yeah. Who do you have three sums with? Another woman? Uh, yeah, for the most part. Sometimes another guy? Uh, that's only happened one before we actually started dating. Is that what would spice up your, your relationship now then where you feel like you don't? No, no, no, nobody's touching my thing. No, but okay, so this is my problem again. I'm going to go back to it. I don't know if it's having three sums. Um, so your ratio is like you're fixing your ratio. Like the thing that your guilty pressure is like five guys to three women. I guess. Well, I don't know because I used to do that all the time in college, me and my friend, me and my guys. You guys would do what? We would, you know, meet up with some ladies and then. What was the ratio with you and your guys and the ladies? It depends on what time you're talking about. Just give me your craziest ratio you ever had, craziest one. Uh, the first time I ever did it, it was probably like there was three girls and then probably like six, six of us guys. But here's the, here's the, we weren't all in the same room. We weren't all like dude, we was one of those things where it's like, I had one, it was like me, one of my guys had one and then they, you know, we switched. You know me like, he's one of my guys had one, like no, there's only three women, brother. It's just, oh yeah, but it was like we just kept switching. No, like, you know, like what you like, but from what we're gathering is that it just sounds like to spice things up, you need to add more men because that's where like your life path right now, like everything you're adding more men, you keep trying to break that one to one ratio. But you know what, you know, so crazy, I thought about that, but then I looked at it, it was all white women that I would always watch. I did a black girl. Yeah, I don't want, I don't want my black queen to be in front of all those me and Dingo's. Yeah, but I think you want to be in front of them, man. That's what we're trying to get. But it's just like, I don't get like, okay, I can't look at somebody else's like that. But like, why are you adding more guys? Every scenario you mentioned, it's been more men. And then you're probably, okay, okay, because in this, like whenever it's like, you know, a group activity, it's always just like, you know, me and the guys. It's like, it's a bonding activity. There's so many better ways to bond as men. I swear to God, y'all ever thought of mini golf? Yo, we do that after. Oh my gosh. I don't, but I don't get it though. I don't get like the, so like let's say you and your guy do it with one girl. Like what's the conversation? Is it just like silent? Is that enjoyable that you did that with your guy friend? Sometimes it's just one of those things where it's like, now granny, we haven't done it and it's done this in a long time. Okay. Okay, fuck all that. I'm done. I really don't care about your explanation. Let's talk about the dude that fucks your girlfriend at the same time as you. Where is he? But I don't know. But you say, was he your friend or just a random person? This one, it was, it was, but then I haven't talked to him and not even all along. Is that how you met her? Do you met her through that threesome? No, it was one of those things where I was like, we was fucking with each other for a little bit. And then we like just through college, we were just talking with each other through college. And then that happened. And then it just, we just, we just continued it on. So you did the Eiffel Tower with another guy to your now current girlfriend and you say, damn, this still girl for me. Oh, girl for me. Never said that. But this is your current girlfriend, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you right, you right, you right. You are confusing, brother. No, he's confused. Yeah, that's who. Here's the right. I just be doing shit. I just, I just be doing shit. I know you keep saying like you do shit like it's random, but there's a pattern though. It's not you just don't, like there's a pattern to everyone. That's what I told us. It's like you every time you want to slice it up, you say like you, you, you don't want to have sex with your girlfriend, because it's not spicy enough. You want to get something more spicy that way you go touch yourself. Then we ask you what you touch yourself to and is gangbang. And then we go back to your history and you already had a history of adding guys to sexual things like adding more guys than there's women in the room. And then you've also had this same scenario with your current girlfriend. So it's just like a history of doing the same thing over and over. Yeah, but you guys are making a sound gay. I'm not touching you, buddy. Like I hear what y'all are saying. I'm not saying y'all wrong, but with the thing about it is, right? I'm not looking at nobody. Okay. I'm not looking at no guy, but Yeah, we're not saying that even if you want to do anything to the guy.
It's just that you want a man present while you're a pleasure in your woman. Is that's what we're saying? I think it's just another person because because here's the right. When I was well, what here recently we started having a couple of three sums with some girls. Man, I've been outperforming myself. I understand that, but it's just like when we ask you about scenarios, even if you like having sex, like you like the orgy thing, you're not looking up like one-to-one orgies. You're not looking up like, you know, six guys versus six girls. Every scenario you have, there's more guys than there are women. Okay. Okay, man. You have a good one, brother. Hi, John. Oh my God. Yo, dummy's was good. Welcome to Crafts of Means podcast, bro. How's it going, bro? Now I'm doing, I'm doing blessed today. Now you're doing pretty good. We're doing blessed, too. All right. I got a question for you. What's the biggest recession indicator? Man, man, he's women nowadays. Man, they want to get married all of a sudden. Yeah, that time, man. He's around time. I feel like that's always been a thing. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Remember, bro, just a couple of years ago, it was like, fuck, nigga, freeze on it. What happened to that? Now gas high, rent high, food high, eggs high, prostitution high. Now, of a sudden, they want to give me, nah, bro. Wait. Okay, you've got to slip one in there. What does prostitution have to do? No, no, like, like niggas ain't paying for the carton one more, bro. It's too high. So now they want to give me this information firsthand, or you're just hearing your friends talk about it. Now, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. I'm just saying, how often do you pay for prostitutes? I don't. What do you mean? You never done it. I was just making this. Nah. So stupid, bro. No, I never, I never did it before. Okay, what was the last time you did it? Cheese. No, I never do. What do you mean? Let's just say if you actually did buy prostitutes, right? What was the price before? 150? 150. What was it? What was it before? 150. And what is it now? 335 30 minutes. No, bro. What do you think? Do you think this for? But what if it's like 30 minutes? What does she put on like the? No, no. See, let's go back to square one. The point is they try to get married now. They want to take all your money. Now, I'm sorry. These are the ones who want to get married. Nah, bro. I don't have paid them higher gas prices by yourself. I feel like this. I could do bad all of my self. Is anybody asking you to get married? No. No, how does this apply to you? You know what? Actually, I don't know, bro. But you do know the prices. Bro, okay, okay. Like yes, bro, I'm done for. I don't pay for the chat, bro. But over, over under. But that was the only one. Oh my gosh. Undy. What do you say? What do you think I am, Patrick? How are you? I'm not from sick, huh? I'm 22. And how many times have you done it? I'm four. That's how well. That's like one or two years since you turned 18. Yes, the year I actually, it was about that. So you just, you get a prostitute for your birthday every year. And then obviously it would have been probably. No, that's literally. And probably it was around that time. Like I said, you know, Patrick knows the ball, bro. No, I don't know, bro. You just seem like a negative. I was celebrating his birthday with a prostitute. Yeah, man. I mean, this sounds really bad. But like I said, I don't do it no more. So when was the last time you did it? Like here you go. When's your birthday? In April. So the last time you got me in a thousand million years ago, bro. Was the last time, bro. No, that's, bro, you're I don't want to talk about it. All right, was it less than six months ago? No, yeah. It was about there. Niko, was it in April? Yes, bro, it was April, bro. So they just say, hey, what do you think, bro, just too, add a lot. Y'all got to mute my voice. Y'all got to like edit my voice, bro. Now you go, bro. I would get to show this, what is it Saturday? I would be there this Saturday. Yeah. Hey, man, how about my Florida, Niko? We don't have my God. That's a bad news for you, bro. It got moving to March, bro. You didn't get an notification? What the fuck? You're dead, huh? That's where the God. What what city are you? That's crazy. What city are you? Miami. All right, this is like another. Wait, did it actually get moved? Yeah, yeah, it's going to be in March. In the man. Yeah, you know, it's crazy. When y'all first announced it, I was like spamming every post you I had, like, bro, come to Florida, come to Florida. We're coming back. We're coming back. Not far. Anybody that's like, the Miami listeners, remember is everything's going to our Florida listeners, everything's in March now. Damn. Yeah, man. Well, that would be good because my birthday is in April. So like, it'll, it'll work out. Yeah. Crash dummies in the process. Don't bring her to the show. Hello. Yo, what's up? What do you do? Welcome to Crash, Jimmy's podcast, bro. All right. What's up? How are you guys doing? Good. Good. All right. What is something you forgave, but definitely never forgot? Um, my four of the live. Curly. Why? Legally, yeah. Oh, okay. Separated. This fresh. This fresh. Yeah, it's pretty fresh. Why? Why is she a whore? Um, I caught her with another dude. Our house. Pat, you want to ask your, your further information? Okay. Um, yeah. I had a couple questions for you. Um, what, like, how did you catch her? So we were separated for like a few months and I was like, done, but I was like talking to my parents and they're like, it's a marriage. You shouldn't play around with it. So like, I came to like, I kind of surprised here. I didn't tell her I was coming. Because I had a feeling that she was cheating. Okay. Go ahead. Yeah. Okay. So I came to New York. My buddy picked me up. And then we go to our house. I was like, oh, the lights are on. And it's like 11 o'clock at night. And then we pull up. I was like, I thought I saw a girl in the house. I was like, oh, it's one of her girlfriend. Now it's a whole ass dude. I was like, oh, hey, I'm not. What do you guys were separated for a couple of months already at that point? I guess. Not your guess. That's what you guys do. It's still married, though. There's a lot of people that are separated and then they see other people. Marriage is more of the paperwork involved. Well, they never discussed about other people. She didn't ever talk to them about it's a separate way. I asked her. I was like, well, I asked her. I was like, yo, if if you have another dude, I'll let you go easily. And she was like, nah, you the cheater, you the two. I was like, okay. So I just came just to see if things could be different. Why would you guys about like wine and why'd you guys initially guess? Well, I was just already done with all her manipulation and everything. She thought I was cheating and everything. Okay. So you never cheat it? No. Okay. I mean, I see you again. Yeah, you're going to say it a little bit faster. Have you ever cheated? Not physically. Okay. I'm going to ask you again. You're going to come up with the final answer. That's not good enough either. Overtax, I guess. Yeah. What is overtax? Like, what were you doing? I was just messaging another girl about I don't know life and shit So you never made advances at the other girl just friendly Yeah, I never met her anything. Did you like compliment her in a way that you would compliment your wife? I would ask maybe Maybe okay, so yes, there she compliment you did y'all call each other cute. There's y'all like Like what how did you even follow her like tell us a backstory. Who's this woman? I saw her on Instagram I added her and everything we started talking That's pretty much it. I only talked to her for like a few weeks So then so you plan so you're saying the relationship ended because she was being manipulative But did she in the relationship? Did you separate after she caught you cheating? Well, I was already done with it before that. I was just waiting to get everything to move And then So why are you mad that why are you mad? Oh first of all, let's ask a very important question here when you when you call her in Her new boo having sex. What position was it? Yeah? No position. I saw them go into the bed. I was like I am not then I call her. Oh damn. Okay, so and then she caught the cop if you had to imagine what position it was in. What would you think? I don't know probably doggie. Yeah, it's probably back shots Damn you's violent. It is a house that y'all both owned Yeah, we were paying mortgage and so when y'all separate who was paying the mortgage because you said you came back to the area that you were in Well after that, I stopped paying for that said. Hell no, I don't live there. Why would I pay for it? Okay, so it's her house then right? Well, legally it's still both of ours, but I'm letting all this legal stuff is she's still paying the bills for it then it's her house I get I get the whole y'all together and stuff, but I don't think you have a reason to be honest. You don't it's weird. I mean, yeah, I'm not I'm not that the question was What do you forgive them for you need to forgive because you set the whole thing into motion if you never did what you did Then she wouldn't do what she did like you you taught her how to cheat she didn't know y'all was she know now she taught me How she teach you you cheated first? She was my first you just kept the egging me on to it. I was like, okay, if you really think I'm cheating. I'm gonna just start talking We don't know who you talking to now like why would you talk to us like that? Why would you make will make you think we believe something like that? I don't know if that's how you guys are the homie. Fuck no, we ain't them type of homies. I'm gonna tell you when you're wrong. Are you wrong? She deserved him dog. She deserved him doggy shots She deserves I Have a good one. 11 o'clock at night. I've been listening to you guys. I've been listening to you guys for a minute. Okay. Thank you guys You guys brought me through the the worst of my Separation so thank you. When is it gonna be finals? Soon, I just still have court from my D.O.I. Oh my god. I'll stand up. Hey, bro Yeah, you two guys thank you model says. Hello, yo What's good? It's a word Thank God man. What's that? You call me and I'm just saying like I'm trying to see you like Which you because I can't the voice I don't like show profile. I'll play Okay What's up? What's good. So where welcome crashing these podcasts? Thank you. Thanks for calling. The CN prostitutes. They're disabled. In what way like where I'm from in Oakland. There's a lady in a wheelchair. I've seen a down syndrome prostitute And they get social security. Oh, I get it to me. Okay. Okay, like the down syndrome thing. Yeah, that's crazy But a woman in a wheelchair. That's like some people might like that though. Yeah, exactly Some people might like it, but how she's supposed to get in the car. What's she gonna do with her chair? But the same thing that everybody else do with a chair when they get in the car Did you see this us so wheelchair, uh, uh, yeah, you stripper your vehicle has to be wheelchair accessible She's not a stripper. She's a she a hoe on blade. Oh god it got it got it sometimes like I mean She she got that mobile coach Yeah, she I mean it's electric Oh, it's electric. How do you witness all this? I wonder if they use the chair too. She was on the blade. Oh, okay, though. The street that's usually that usually happens on Yes, she posted up on the corner waiting to get picked up. What were you doing there and motorized coach? I like to look at those. Oh, you just looking at them. I didn't put that together I mean you can't you driving down the street. They outside. Have you ever bought their services before? I've not purchased one for myself. You've purchased one for somebody else I have yeah, he was going through a hard time Got it like a friend or like somebody you were with Oh, no, it was a homie I just I I purely don't believe you like I don't believe shit you say I'll send you a video. I'll send you a video shorty on the blade. No, no, no, no, no, I believe that part I just believe that You have too much knowledge of this street and you've actually made a purchase before not to use the services yourself I don't believe that you haven't looked if you're from where if you're from where I'm from from everybody know about the blade Yeah, but it sounds like you're just driving over there. It's like you just said you'd like to go look or you just It's that's why I see you. Yeah, I do just because I'd like to I could window shop So you're attracted to us on that street. You're just not buying it I mean, Pat I let a hose. Yeah, I'm saying late when I was single, I love women too, but I never went to go look at prostitute They hang out by the best taco trucks in the town I understand that but you just said okay, you keep bouncing back and forth from Just it like you bypassing it and you actually liking it times there are times when I drive down the street And I look at the ladies and there's times when I'm close. Okay. So it's that if they if they moved if they move the street 15 minutes away would you would you ever see that street again? Probably not know also you wouldn't do a pass it. It's just because of convenience Yeah, it's all it's all convenience. It's in my neighborhood. Remember what I say earlier You don't believe me don't believe a fucking order. You say All right, you have a good one I mean, you too, why? I hope Are you relationship? I am yeah, whoa Who's your relationship with? Yeah, man woman A man and he does he go to window shopping with you No, that's I'm not doing my sister All right Okay, all right. Oh, you have a great one. You got it You too, bye Hello, hello Hey, hi. Can you hear us? Oh, yeah, I can Okay, sweet sweet. All right, I got a question for you Um, name a time you were super gullible Okay, um, okay, so I just actually I just recently broke up with this guy Who admittedly at the beginning of our relationship He used to he used to have locks and like well, okay, this wasn't in the relationship though We were only like seeing each other. We're gonna go on our second date and he's like, okay, I have to go get a retwist And normally his aunt would do his retwist so I'm like okay fine whatever whatever But I'm like oh tell your aunt I said hello because you know, I was just trying to be like wifey material and everything And he's like oh, I'm not going to my aunt. I'm going to this other shawty. So My job never met done with the man with dreads. So I'm like, okay cool whatever whatever And like I'm being like you know, this guy's like chronically on his phone So I be texting him you know sending him like voice messages and stuff like that and like the brother isn't opening it He's not reading it. I'm not seeing that little like green dot on a story or anything
So I'm like, okay, low-key like really weird. I'll tell him my roommate. I'm like, like what do you think he's doing? Like, I don't know, I'm using on my phone every time I get my hair braided. And her man was there and he was like, oh, girl, she fucking her. He, he fucking her right now, probably. Like that's generally insane. But I'm like, no, like my baby will never, I've gone to Instagram. This man has found, he posted a story but he didn't text me back and it is a sunset. So I like, I like the picture. Because, you know, who's in high school? That's why you're in Africa. But you're not gonna believe this. I actually knew the, I knew the girl's account too and she posted the exact same sunset. So. - It must have been the good sunset. - Yeah, must have been pretty good sunset though. - No, this is, no, it wasn't. This was like in like Valley Forge PA. It was some bullshit-ass sunset over like some, I don't know, like the projects or whatever. So I'm like, okay, fine, whatever. But in the back of mine, finally, he calls me back at like 11 o'clock. And I remember saying, I was like, damn, what position do you have at Hugh Hadter in? And he's like, oh, chill, whatever, whatever. Come find out, right? Now me and him, me and him start dating. We, this is like three months in. And I tell him, I'm like, you need a retwist. So I'm like, maybe you should go back to that girl and he's like, er, I don't know if that's a good idea. So I'm like, why isn't that a good idea? Like, you know, he's like, oh, we used to see each other. So I'm like, you used to see each other? What was this? Like, when did you stop seeing each other? And so he gives me, you know, like a date. Thinking that I'm not gonna know the fucking date that we went on a date. So I'm like, wait a second, you said November 8th, but you were together on November 9th. And he's like, yeah. And so no, I'm thinking back to all this shit. And I was like, wait a second. I'm like, you're fucked up that night. And then the next day, you came in, you went to meet? I recognized his voice. Do you? Yes. Is this Minnie Moss? Yeah. OK, now tell us what Mickey did again. He didn't tell me he was like, why would he? Yeah, I've never seen this episode of Mickey Mouse Playhouse. Guys, would you believe that that brother cheated on me? Honestly, it's very easy to believe. OK, but here's my thing. It's like, listen, in these stories, I'm telling you, I know it makes me sound crazy. But I was like, we're in the talking stage. I'm like, OK, you can mess with other people, whatever. My birthday was just a month ago on August 26th. I get a hey, girly text on my fucking birthday. The first text shot, she says, oh, are you talking to someone? So because he's been cheating on you for a long time. And so I'm like, where? I don't even say that, I'm not even going to lie. I said, oh, hi. This girl sends me seven screenshots. The first one is his bit. And I'm like, oh, so we're in dinner. So I literally, I just moved my phone over to him. And I'm like, is this you? He goes, yeah. And then I just, I walked home. And then someone like, do you have anything at my house or whatever, because we're done? Because believe me, I'm done with that guy. I'm done with that guy. He's like my headphones. Mind you, these are some $300 fucking posy headphones that I bought him. So I'm like, there's no way I'm giving them shits back to you. So then, I'm like, we're in Philly. I walk home because I start to get my steps at the end of the day. This brother takes the train, tell my crib, beats me there, grabs the headphone out of my fucking house. And so now I'm ripping up my own, I live in a fucking studio apartment. Like, it's not that there's not so many places to put it. And so now I'm blowing his phone up. And I'm like, I don't like no, like, there's no way he didn't have his headphones with him. Like, this brother is autistic. Like, he can't, you know, do shit. - Sounds like a smart dude. - And he, man, whatever. He fucking dropped out of mechanical engineering. He's a fucking business major now. He's not that smart. But for three days later, he's like, yeah, I did. I did actually take the headphones. So then he came over here to bring him back the headphones. And I'm like, man, nobody want the fucking nasty headphones. Keep it. - But yeah, so that's what happened with your feet. - Oh, are you laughing at every time? - I don't. I don't hide, dig it, he don't hide, dog hide, dog hide, dog hide. Dig it, he don't hide, dog. - Holy. That was a mouthful. - Yeah. - All right, are you done with him, though? - No, yeah. Like starting today, I'm done with him. - Oh my gosh, all right. - You haven't, you haven't go wide. - I'm serious though, I'm serious, I'm serious. - Okay, we believe you, we believe you, we believe you. - Hot dogs, dog hide, dig it, he don't. - What up? - What did it do? - Welcome to Crash on Me's Podcast, my brother. - What's up, bro? - Yeah, peace and salutations. - I got a question for you. What's your dilemma? - All right, my dilemma is, your guys's podcast reminds me of my ex. It makes me not want to list you guys no more. - 'Cause I hate that fucking chick. - How do we remind you of your ex? Is she super funny? - Oh, and not like, she's like, hell, arrogant, like Pat. I'm just saying not, but she just, she just reminds me of you guys, 'cause like, she introduced me to the podcast. - Well, she introduced you to this podcast. - And then. - And then. - Yeah, so like, I don't know, I managed to say, it reminds me of her, bro. - And you want her back, bro? - I can't stand her ass, so I really, okay, that's the problem. - What did you guys say to her, bro? Obviously, she's listening and she puts you on the pod. - I hate you, come back. I don't know, bro, like, she fucking sucked, bro. So like, everybody do you guys, I'm like, damn. - What? - And I thought, I think it's your guys to show what I was like, but. - How did the relationship, yeah. - Oh, homeworld just broke, oh, me randomly, bro. Like, she didn't walk in the room as I can't do this no more. - Okay. - And I was like, damn, what was it? - Was it random? - It was very, yeah, it was very random. I mean, I bought her flowers and shit and then like, now morning she was like, I can't do this no more. - Not to happen before. - No, I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm just like oblivious to stuff. But I don't think there was that bad, but. - Would you do to her? - Would you just have to randomly. - What did I do to her? What does she do to me? That's a real question. Come on guys. - No, because she broke up with you. So what she, what do you think? - I don't think I did anything. - You never cheated. You never like talked to her in a way. She shouldn't be talking to her. - No, I was, I ain't gonna lie to you guys. I was like a straight Sam for this girl. It's so embarrassing, but like. - It's not embarrassing. - I was like, I want to marry this. - Yeah, it's not embarrassing. - No, I mean, like, you know, low-key assemblage is like, I wanted to marry her and then, I'll tell my family and my friends, like, yo, this chick's like the one. - What did she say? - She just like, I mean, I'm like, yeah, we even got matching tattoos, bro. - And one day, and one day, she just ended it all. - Ended it all. I was like, yo, what the fuck? - I was stuck with this tattoo. - So what was her reason? You never talked to her? - She just, no, like, bad day. She just straight up just said, I can't do this no more. And I was like, well, what's the problem here? And then she was just like, always just like, it feels like there's always something going on with you, blah, blah, blah, like, issues. I have a baby mama. - Okay, now we get somewhere. - All right, all right, all right. - That boy just dropped two flaws. I don't know what to do with this. - Oh, fuck, I didn't want to put it out through here. I got a baby mama, bro. She's kind of a normal. - She's kind of crazy. - Okay, now we're getting somewhere. I love that chick though. Like, we're like, all the hell is sent for her. But she just did, she just couldn't do the baby mama thing, I guess? - Yeah, what was like going on with your baby mama that had her so stressed out? - Nothing like her, I break no windows or anything, but she would just like, do a little slice shit. Like, hey, like, like, what did she do? What did she do? Honestly, I don't think she did anything either. I just think the girls is fucking use as excuse. - You just say crazy baby mama. - 'Cause she would always be like, oh yeah. - I'm making sense. - No, she was crazy to me. She was crazy to me, not to my ex. - Yeah, but are you telling your current girlfriend how crazy your baby mama is? - We were friends before we like gated. So she knew him all my business. She even knew like, almost how to get in. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not scared of that. I'm just saying, are you in a relationship with someone and do you go home expressing that your baby mama is crazy? - No. 'Cause there you go, bro. I think that's the problem, man. - Fuck, it's a dummy. - Damn, I guess I figured it out, guys. - Yes, yes, you did. All right, bro, you have a question. - But I'll see, wait, wait, I'll see y'all in Phoenix. I'll be there. - Who are you bringing?
myself. I got two tickets, but you know how that goes. She might hear this though. She might hit you back though. Hopefully not. All right. I'll see y'all. All right. Somebody, oh, I don't know why I have this tweeting here. I might get in trouble for this. They might send them black trucks because it says, man, I just had the greatest time massage of all time. Got me feeling like a slinky straight up. And I was tweeted by LeBron James in 2018. A slinky? Yeah. You know, me feeling like a slinky like Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy. Now just in that, the Browns just won a second game in a row. That's it. Just reminding me. I was like, oh, what the hell happened with that one? The show wasn't two on one. Is it? I don't like that they don't have Shadoor as the lead. I know I want Shadoor to start too, but it's just is what it is. We'll see in a minute. Shadoor. Come on, y'all. Put your wrist up. Perfect. I ain't gonna lie. I'm not fucking getting tired, but I said, my shit ain't as high as it used to be. When my shadoor first come to lead, I like, nigga, what the fuck you want to do? But the other shit is like, nigga, it's still there though. Y'all said, perfect time, man. Just a little tired right now. My watch don't work no more shit. Come on, no. Oh, you see that? Zuse thing. Zuse? What's up? Zuse? They started a new, Zuse is starting a new streaming platform. Call what? It's just Zuse. I think you can live stream on it. I just think streaming as a platform is just very hard to get into right now. Like has a, because there's already kicked. There's rumble. There's Twitch, obviously, and then YouTube. And I think Zeus is like, I heard a, I forgot who was talking about this on the internet. It's like the difference between like a lot of Zeus programming is that they do allow like fights on there. And it's just like, it's like, I don't know. I feel like when you're like, especially live streaming, I think you can get dangerous because it's like your dent is incentivized to, to do dangerous activities. There's also been, I feel like a lot of videos of people getting like swatted, they go. Yeah, yeah. Where people are calling in the cops and stuff. So it's just like, oh, dangerous. I feel like it's already dangerous. That's why I wouldn't lie to you. That, that, that is actually a really good point. Just live streaming, right? And if it's something, I don't know what type of content they're going to have on there. But my assumption is that they have to be a big difference between the other platforms or nobody's going to come over there. So like, what's something that we can do on here? What's just probably fight? I'm guessing. Or they can at least take it there. Or they can be black owned, I think. Yeah, that's true. But then, but I'm just saying like having that type of, having that type of, having that type of content and getting swatted at the same time. Like, you ain't here fighting. And then somebody already swatted y'all, like, said y'all location and not a cop shot. We all fight. Y'all know what cops do when y'all fighting. Not even when you get swatted, they come in like gun's drawn because usually when you get swatted or people they don't know, it's like, say that we're streaming and we're shooting a pod here and somebody knows exactly what apartment we're in. And they send the cops and then they will come, they will say, like, the podcast dude, they have guns, they have somebody in here that they kidnapped or something like that. And they have to take that series and they're going to come in, not the little handguns they will come in with ARs and sometimes swat uniforms. Yeah. Everybody to put your hands up. It's just like, you never know what type of cop you'll get. And you're getting the, and you're born in cops until they until they figure out the situation. They're just like, and a lot of people that own these homes, like, they're streaming their own homes. And so a lot of them have guns at their home. So like, if I'm in here, it's a, it's a gun on it, right? And I have a house. And so I'll be bracing to my house. I'm like, all right, hear noise. I'm going to be, I'm going to grab my gun first and like, go see what's going on. That's already putting you in a dangerous situation. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't like live streaming is just a difficult one for me. It's an I always I are real live streaming is hard. It would be hard for me. It would be, it would be. I don't know if it would be hard for you here. And like, you know, here in Milwaukee. It'll be terrible. It'll be terrible here. And Milwaukee. It'd be the worst here. The city is so small. Yeah. Like it literally, like somebody can literally just catch drift of where I'm at. And be, be to me in 13 minutes or less here. I guess I was thinking people will probably leave you alone. Hell no. Yeah. I thought people don't really care. They're not used to seeing it. So they don't really like care about. I know my mind said, like, I have like very, I have so many intrusive thoughts in this motherfucker right here. So it's like, when I see people streaming, like when we're at Wednesday, where we go Wednesday, the night market, Milwaukee night market. And I see somebody streaming and they walking towards me. Yeah. Like my demeanor starts to change a little bit. I almost don't like that they streaming right now. And if they come up to me, I might be a little bit rude. So it's like doing that stream. Yeah. Because when you see somebody live streaming and they're just chilling, right? With the point of live stream is to be entertaining. So I'm like, they're not doing anything entertaining right now. And they're walking up to me. Yeah. It's like, where's the entertainment going to come from? Yeah. They just walking around. What's their version of entertainment? Yeah. Like if I see somebody live stream it and they actively talking like, yo, let's go stream over here like that. I think it's dope. Like, oh, shit, look at him. But if I see somebody stream it, I've been watching them for 30 minutes and they just keep walking, walking back and forth staring up. He was like, oh, you need interactions and you're walking towards me. But I'm about to go viral in this. It's gonna be my footage now. No, no. So know how far streaming will go. Like, have we reached temporarily? Have we reached a cat to it? You know, because I feel like something new needs to happen. I think if you are going to be streaming, I don't think in real life streaming is smart. If you're like by yourself or you're with a small group of people, but what I have been liking, for example, I was watching the I heart radio music festival and they were live streaming the behind the scenes of like, what was going on? I like stuff like that. I think that's a smart way to use a live stream. But just being in real life being at restaurants, I don't think that that's a smart way to stream. I think like all that stuff is like, it got to a point because remember, we just got off like some of the IRL streams being scripted. And then people kind of walk back on that, like they don't like that as much. And then a lot of people are going back, like a lot of major streamers are going back to behind their desk, like sitting on the chair back to where they were. So I think all that stuff like behind the scenes, it like anytime something gets popular, all the fake stuff, people start planning shit, trying to go viral, and then trying to go up and that. But like, being authentic always wins at the end. And then that stuff starts to become popular. So I think we on our way back to the authentic streaming, like people actually sitting down talking about their feelings, letting people in a life. This IRL shit just got out of hand. Is everybody going up these, especially these younger streamers that's trying to make a name for themselves, like they looking for something. And then it becomes dangerous because like, they know, like, even if it is something dangerous, this could change my family life. Like, yeah, this dude can shoot me, but I'm gonna still go up and talk to him because I'm like, go viral on TikTok or Instagram, and it could change my life, which it could. Like, some people got their life changed off like random as viral moments. There was a, I saw a graphic on internet. I don't know how true it is or not it is, but it said about eight to 12,000 gallons of water have it allegedly been used to generate the viral amigos hotel lobby AI videos. Like I'll be a repeat mix it with the chill out. I didn't see you. I'll do that. Chill out mama. Somebody probably did it. No, I'm glad our fan based on play that shit. I'm like, I was actually surprised. I was like, oh, damn, somebody probably gonna make that about us, but I'm glad you're held it down that much water. I feel like with trends, especially the AI one is interesting because at first, I'm like, okay, that's funny. But then when I start seeing everybody else, it makes me want to do it less. Yeah. Because it doesn't make it any unique. It's just like, you just see me either doing the rapping or the dancing part. To me is when the best joke gets told. And then I'm done with the trend. Yes. It just like, okay, I see the start of it. No. Once I see Barack Obama and Michelle Obama doing it. It's over. Yeah. Like who else need to be on this bitch? I just don't get the point of it. And two is getting real dark as well. Yeah. I saw one. Yeah, I've seen two. I saw the Nolan Wells and his mother. Yes. Oh, which is crazy. That's what I'm saying. Why be Nolan Wells, by the way. No, I hope you get injustice. Yes. But thank you for saying that. Yes. That is, that was crazy. I just feel like people have too much time on their hand with that because I don't even think it's like, it can be a random ass white boy that made that right. And then posted on it. I think it was a random. I think the thing is that people sharing it. That's like, you're giving it more attention. And they think that that's okay. Like, I saw this girl. I don't know, like, she posted it on her page. And she was like, we're going to get justice for you. Like, this, you know, I hope this warmed everybody's heart. It's like, why your brain? Would you think that? Oh, I didn't see the post attached to it. Some people. No, wait, some people were posting it as like a positive thing. Yes. Oh, I just saw the image. I didn't even see the post attached to it. Yes, it was a girl. She had posted it. And I don't know if she took it from somebody else, but like she made her own post about it and like share and thought that that was a good thing. Like where she just gave somebody a hell of a mo. It's like, what? That was crazy. You know, people do people do all type of dumb shit, especially that's the, that's the thing that sucks when injustice happens. Tragedy happens. Remember, we was talking about people. There was a hurricane somewhere. Maybe Jamaica or something like that. And people were like, pray for Jamaica. And then it was them getting a booty rub down about some Jamaicans and shit and it's just like you just wanted to post your video.
vacation pic, you know, I'm saying you could oppose it like some informational stuff out of donate to it or something. Yeah, now people do some crazy stuff for cloud even when people pass away and they pick up the one picture They have from like 2011 with them and just they posted right away to be like all rest and piece of sewing So just for the cloud of it all inside there. Make sure his family find out first We're like some people don't like the I saw the thing to happen with Kevin on stage when his brother Yeah, when he was doing he had a live show and he I think he sold out or whatever happened But he was he got emotional on stage and was like crying on stage because of the audience and everything and then somebody Crop the photo of his brother hugging him from behind with like angel wing and he was glowing or some shit It was they did AI me. Yeah, it's oh my god. Hey, I was getting scared because it's It just has to be a way to like control like what people put on our lace Honestly, I think if you're going to be on the internet, I think you should provide ID like I just think that's like the That's where we got to move to events. We have to I don't think you can have I don't think you can be anonymous on the internet. I don't think you should be allowed to but didn't like messes with people's I know I get it because once you do the ID thing I get it now the government who's you know who's known to be corrupt. Yes Totally told you how are everything. It's like a Mike want to put chips in us Fuck out of here I just want to be my idea can be very terrible But I'm thinking of it for the future not like now. You're just saying it needs to be regulated Some like I agree because it says it's gonna kill us people at the end of the day So people like even just like in um like videos like they'll put like faces on like explicit videos of like It can be somebody random like a Taylor Swift like the deep fake one. Yeah, it's just like but that all that stuff That's the world. All that stuff deserves it just to be penalized and I think They would penalize people there are anonymous They can figure that shit out man. They got all these they got all these fucking flat cameras They find out what they want to find out like the servers and stuff. You know Like what stuff is coming from what computers and things like that. I for don't know the technicality But they can they can do it when they want to read it. They they tab it on come on now You don't think they listen to you on your phone say something in your phone right now everybody Say one random thing in your phone. We don't see if it's I know S I R I be popping up on mine all the time What does S say it again? S I R I My heavy Do you know what that is? No, no, what is it? I don't want to say it What does this spell? Wait, what did she say S I R I oh What about it? Whenever you say it it automatically just like turns on that's how I know your phone is like constantly listening to you Oh, seriously, I don't say it if something sounds like it my phone will automatically just like start lighting Sound like you're saying S R I I yeah, I thought you had like I thought you had like a acronym Yeah, I thought I thought you had like a disease on your layers I'm like what? Mesothelialmia remember that I should have been a part of that case everybody that was on that case got five dollars back from that These motherfuckers be getting away these big corporations are funny as fuck. We all got Apple product right now Right everybody got an iPhone in here like iPhone gets like loses cases every fucking year About deteriorating these things on purpose like in real time like they literally get sued In real life in a lose in real life and we still buying this shit. This shit is crazy Blue bubbles. It is some blue bubbles. I'm not gonna lie I just who I was at Mike's family's house and all everybody there had an android that was in that household and just honing My mom don't want the iPhone though. No, I did not feel good honing them. I know my I mess with my mama WhatsApp, too So it's like we like faith time on there usually so I feel like she just never had the need to and Africans. They love androids Why I don't know. I think it's all comfortably. I got bullied out again. Android not into a college I was the guy I was a samsung galaxy guy boy. Oh, yeah, come on now. I used to be I used to wrap that shit The low what's going to flip over the droid all the droid man that's the toughest one that before that in high school I was I had the iPhone 3 and then I had a I had a blackberry blackberries. That was my elder blackberry king Yeah, I had the fake I had the fake blackberry for Metro PCS - oh Yeah, yeah, we had a fake blackberry from Metro PCS. I'm gonna focus all right. How are we we got your first phone? Uh, shit - no I was two years old. I had a phone maybe eight Eight or nine. How are you getting the phone at two? Oh, man. Oh, that's very moving shit My first phone was a firefly. Do you remember those mm-hmm? I just aged myself. Let's move on. Look at that. Look at that. No, please let's move on. Look how I'm real 13. I wouldn't no, we don't have to I just something I'll remember a fire five like a phone the phone was called a fire five or two. Oh Holy shit This shit like car keys Was it simplified translucent mobile handset launched in March 20 Oh March 2005 firefly this should five five mobile to mount this this little thing right here. Yeah, yes, holy shit like car keys They still sell that's oh they have a different version on and shit like this shit like with uh people with diabetes We're the numbers. That's a pacemaker. She got on them We're the numbers on that. I even call people. Okay, so you have to program the numbers in there because it's meant for you to just call like your parents holy shit No, you put the numbers you put the contacts in the phone and you use the buttons I will I grew up kind of poor. Oh, godly. That's not poor. Don't you don't think so? No, that's not because of poverty. It's because my parents didn't want me to have a phone too. I'm not too much stuff How are you when you like this? You said middle school I would have picked on you like You know, it's so crazy. Okay, I got a quick story. My book on a laser pointer I And all the people who was in school with they had like regular flip phones, right? I remember there was like this Disney phone It was like a real phone where you could text and stuff on it And I want to want so bad and my parents did not let me have one so they finally let me have a fire flight right one day We had like a sweet where they were taking all of our phones away because Apparently we weren't supposed to have technology over there, right? And they let me keep my phone All the other people around me had their phones took so I Like they took mine too. Not as crazy Actually, look her phone and her pocket talking about some bee bee bee bee That's you ever see those like the gigapets get possible as No, I feel like a gigapag Like what is this? I was like, it's a phone. I had enough. Yeah, you keep this How the young niggas listen to it slide. What the fuck are they talking about her? No, her phone shaped like a bar soap young And I'm off again. You can put headphones in there. I don't think so. No, you can't even listen to music Okay, this is you can even get ringtone that shit. It's like oh Now buying ringtones was the shit back then. They said it's a child safety Oh, no, I have I was a very what do you call it? Your only child? I was very overprotected. Yeah, yeah, they thought definitely The one thing the one thing I tell you about parents because every adult that you see It's just like a final product right because everybody Like no matter what you do in life, you're gonna be slower at things than other kids are growing up And the people that know you know you how you progress in life are your parents right? I was at uh, we visit mics Mom and she taught she always talks about how Mike got a smart-ass mom right and like me knowing Mike Like Mike has a smart-ass mouth towards the bolts like people who are supposed to be his elder and she kept saying that and then like It got me all back to all my memories of college like he always talking back to the coaches Or he always talking back to me like no, he like he like he to first want to talk back to a coach But your parents know you the most sweet the reason why I'm saying that is like so your parents thought you were slow It was like they're like she'll need a real phone I'm gonna be honest with you my mom specifically was a Afraid of the internet and afraid of like people finding you or like getting snatched up as a kid or whatever it was So I think it just had to do again on the internet on the phone and like talking to people you don't know because that was that era I feel like when I was coming up where it was very easy to do the AOL chat room Yeah, like that type of stuff Was it like what what did the firefly do self-destruct when you get kidnapped? I know See they just wanted me to be
- I didn't need to talk to nobody else. I have my family. - You can't connect that shit to a Bluetooth device. - It is a Bluetooth device, shit. - Well, fuck a Bluetooth. - That shit, true animal. - How big was it? - It was very small. - You got to, you got to wind it for this. - It looks like maybe this tall, this wide. - It literally was shaped like a bar, so. - Damn. - Like that probably was the side. - Like you used to wind it up, it's like hard up. (laughing) - Would it? - Just leave it. - Where'd you-- (laughing) - That's all that you said. - I feel like I'm getting bullied. - No, where'd you hide the phone, lay there? (laughing) I know you was hiding that, fucker. (laughing) - No, where'd you hide it, though? - What do you mean where'd I hide it? - Because you had this phone. There's no way you're taking it out in public. - Honestly, at first I bragged on it to people, 'cause I thought it looked cool. They let you know right away, girls, you don't get to shoot. (laughing) - You don't get that little shit out of you. (laughing) - Everybody, everybody. - Wait, wait, you not locking the car? We are part, you got a car, eight years old? - Oh my God. - This motherfucker pulled out a jelly bee. Oh no. (laughing) - Now I'm gonna check. - A sense of bee. (laughing) - Why do you have the power up with that shit? - That shit. - I should live like a toy phone. - I should live like a compass. - Wait, wait, nice question. - How many numbers did you have a day? (laughing) - That's been 10? (laughing) - If I had it. - That motherfucker had a 10. It's niggas with iPod, shovels with more shit on it. (laughing) - I think you got to think of the time it wasn't. - Not feel that, but still, even for the time, what year was that? - I was like 10. - But what year? - What year? - It was like 05, 06. - Okay. - No, it was like 06. - What was that? - Who was it 10? - I was like kicking 06. - Okay, he was older than me. - What was it, who was it 10 contacts? - I don't remember. - Were any of them your friends? That's what I'm asking. Did you communicate with your friends with your phone? - I probably did. - I really don't remember. - You couldn't even text. - 'Cause I didn't have it that long. 'Cause eventually I dig it upgraded to a better line. (laughing) Where I had those abilities to protect and go on the internet. - Her phone calls go through other niggas phones. (laughing) (laughing) - You gotta go through her payphone. - You're gonna be like, "Hey, what's up?" (laughing) Okay, just text me. (laughing) - I'm getting bruised. - I don't think that. - No. - Oh my god. You so lucky you ain't going to party at high school. They would have took that motherfucker and stomped it. (laughing) They were so disrespectful. - Oh man. - Oh man. - That's where you get it from. - Who me? - Yeah you. - No. - You're a product of your environment. - Wow, wow, wow, wow. - I ain't gonna lie. It lit up. It was real cute. (laughing) - Had different colors? - Yeah, 'cause you could have different cases for you and this stuff. I had like a butterfly. - All right, that motherfucker buzzed when it sent him feet of another one. (laughing) - I got a question before we end. - Nah, I found one with that. - Shut up. - The question is, someone offers you $1 million to expose your best friend's biggest secrets. No one will ever know it was you. You taking it? - Nah. - You're not going to lie. - I'm not going to lie. - Come on now. - Come on, Kerry. - Come on, Kerry. - You'll be doing some shit on purpose. - I don't. - They calling you out. They're on to you. You're just really good at what you do. - Yeah. - You're still at that professional broadcast. - Yeah. - Five. - So it's like, you get away with this shit. - You ain't. - I don't need one to expose you. Because I don't want you to expose what I say off camera. But just know. - Just know. - Wait. - Wait, wait. That's been crashed on me. - No, no, wait, wait, wait. - What happened? - Would you take the million? - Who is it first? - Yeah, I don't know. I don't think. I don't know. I probably took my own secret. - My own secret. - Would you tell? Oh, I like that question better. - I'm sure. - Would you tell. That's what you saying. Like the person wouldn't know it. Would you tell. Would you tell the world your biggest secret for a million dollars? - How is it graded? - What do you mean, how's it graded? - Is it secret? - It's like your biggest secret. What you don't want anybody to know. - For a million? - For a million. - No. - You wouldn't? - I just want some money that's less obtained. Like more feels like I can't attain. (laughing) - You wouldn't do that for like, "What city do you got for a million?" - He ain't gonna tell you. - What you got? - Girl. (laughing) - I would do that. I don't care. 'Cause I don't even know what the secret means. - That's how I think of how I'm getting confused at. - I would honestly. - Karen's biggest secret. She had that phone when she was 18. (laughing) - What about you? - For 10, I would. - Yeah, I would. - You would say your deepest, darkest secret for a million? - Yeah. - 10 million I would. - I think you're just greedy. - Yeah, a little bit of that thing. - I think you're just trying to like, run up the price of something. - Because it's like a hypothetical. - One, I don't really know what like, my deepest, darkest secret. - I don't either, that's what I'm trying to think. That's what bothers me too. - Yeah. - 'Cause I think like, oh, my secret worth more attention. - Yeah. - My secret will be like, oh, a girl that I hooked up with, that I don't want everybody to know I hooked up with. That's what was in my brain. And then you go back like, damn. When I was 13, I really did kill that thing. (laughing) - Yeah, I'm trying to think. - Yeah, I know y'all. - Your deepest darkest secret. - Like something you-- (laughing) - Oh, that was another you didn't mention though. - Oh yeah. - Last thing. - Okay, last thing, really last thing. When we're in Houston, okay. I guess this is for the people that's going to London show and the airs on the show. - And Manchester. - And Manchester. - She had next year in general. - And next year general. For future preferences, all the way through, fuck it. - Okay. - We love karaoke and it's always going to be a part of live show. It's one of the biggest parts of the live show. It goes crazy, best crowd interaction, good time. - Pride is '22. - What makes it a good time is singing crowd-friendly songs, especially if you know you can't sing, right? And for the first time, I was thinking like, what song does somebody sing a really fuck up the vibe? It's just really nothing, right? This dude gets up there and goes to Mike and says, can I do King Vine back again? So Mike looks it up on YouTube and guess what? - That karaoke doesn't fucking exist. - Yeah, there's no karaoke. That's the first time I've ever seen not a karaoke person. - No, that's the first time I've ever seen a certain thing. Because usually, if you search the wrong thing, Google and YouTube will still put you into direction. - That's just said, no results filed. - And I'm typed in King Vine. So it's just like, then he gets up there and the nigga don't know the song for real. Like usually when people. - Tell me to go to Vaughan's verse. - It was just hard to do. - Yes, he wanted us to zoom to Vaughan's verse on a two-minute and 30-second song. - Was he a dangerous man? - No, no, no, no. - Even we heard that. - For bigger fans that really watched your pie, you got to really be tapped in. The B-Hand episode. He was the one who called in on the B-Hand episode when he only had $29. And I promised him $50. And after he hung up, I said, "I'm not giving that nigga shit." So we end up giving him $50 at the show. - Okay. - Yeah, he pressed us. He was a little nigga. - What was the name of this song you did? - Back again. - Back again. - Blas is that. I don't know, you know, Jamming about that jamming. That was the most fun. - But why you didn't do it with him? - Huh? I had somebody else do it with him. I didn't want to do no King Vine for no fucking karaoke. - Everybody's just looking like, what is going on? - Well, the crowd was literally like 60% women. And this nigga picked King Vine. You could have, you could have did some. And it's like, the crowd vote on it. That's who determined the winner. So it's like, it's supposed to be a popular song. - It's supposed to be a popular song. - Who won? There was a woman who's a ordinary people. She was actually the only one who could sing a song.
Oh the other one shout to our girl Jay. Yeah. Yeah. She came on stage. She was the one if you remember on the podcast, she said that she had a disc for her ex girlfriend. And we told her wait, don't say it because she was coming to the Houston show. And she actually got on stage and performed the disc of her ex girlfriend. And her, oh, she was just in the ex girlfriend's mama too. Yeah, it was called nasty dancer because her mama used to be a stripper. Oh, yeah. Oh, we should. I don't know if we have an audio. No, no, she had to plug her in her phone. Yeah. Yeah, we know. Yeah. I figured we might we might have her running back on on a podcast again, but we're supposed to be in life. We're still talking. All right. This has been the crash of my episode 278. Make sure you guys follow us on all platforms. Carrie does have a podcast. Carrie. I do. Please go listen to Brain Squeeze podcast. You guys, it's audio and also we got some videos. She'll be doing video now. I wonder why I want to follow the Instagram page. Please, it's at Brain Squeeze pod. Because I'm we've been posting on there. I want to I want to go back on Brain Squeeze. Let's do it. I don't like how. Yeah, I would love to. Yeah, for me, a lot of you know, it's not it's not for that reason. I just don't like how like her page been blowing up. I want to make sure like people see me one more time. Yeah, that dick was always there. We got another clip of y'all I want to put up. Yeah, I want I want to go back. I want to go back on there. I want to do Brain Squeeze. Like not interview style. Just like no, no interview style this time. Just all. How do you hate interviews so much? Because I like I'm like the last person I want to talk about. I don't want to hear about this nigga. I want to hear about this nigga. I want to hear about this nigga, especially. I don't know. Y'all so low. Okay, I'm down. He acts first. I did. Wait, he going before me? He acts first. I asked first publicly. That's all that matter in his day and age. No. Are you fake yourself? Who you rival? I'm going to her pie. Hi, Top D. It's called the hydration pie.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The ice coffee debate at job interviews centers on whether bringing a cold drink is inappropriate, with concerns about spills, sweating, and appearing rushed.
Some argue that bringing coffee shows confidence and familiarity, helping interviewees feel more at ease and like a better fit.
Others believe it's rude because it appears unprofessional or like someone didn’t finish their coffee before arriving.
A key point raised is that people may feel uncomfortable if they’re not invited to bring something, especially if it leads to retaliation or awkwardness.
The discussion touches on broader cultural norms, including how people use drinks during social interactions to build rapport.
A segment humorously explores the idea of being a "snitch" in service settings, like Chipotle, and how it affects perceptions of fairness.
The conversation includes a critique of data privacy, with a focus on apps like Cloak that help users protect personal information from being sold.
A recurring theme is the hypocrisy and absurdity of corporate etiquette, especially when it contradicts real-life experiences and human behavior.
Summary:
The transcript is a lively, conversational podcast episode that blends humor, commentary, and real-life anecdotes. It begins with a debate over whether bringing ice coffee to a job interview is inappropriate—discussing concerns about spills, appearances, and professionalism—before shifting to broader cultural observations about social interactions and workplace norms. The discussion highlights how people use small gestures, like drinks or casual conversations, to build rapport and show confidence.
It then veers into humor about everyday experiences, such as being a “snitch” in a restaurant or the absurdity of corporate rules. A key segment addresses data privacy, criticizing how personal information is sold and offering the Cloak app as a solution. The episode also touches on financial behavior with the Ernie app, which allows instant access to earnings, and explores sensitive topics like toxic behavior at funerals and relationship dynamics.
Throughout, the tone is self-aware, often ironic, and grounded in personal anecdotes, making it both entertaining and reflective of modern social and personal challenges. The host and guests emphasize that many so-called "rules" are more about perception than reality, and that human behavior often defies formal etiquette.
FAQs
It depends on the situation. Bringing ice coffee may be seen as casual or inappropriate if it’s left on the desk or if it causes condensation, making your hands wet. However, if you’re respectful and keep it in a way that doesn’t distract from the interview, it can be seen as a friendly and confident gesture.
People may think it’s rude because it could appear like you rushed to get there and didn’t finish your coffee before arriving. Others believe it might seem unprofessional or like you’re not fully committed to the interview process.
Yes, bringing a drink like coffee can signal that you’re relaxed, prepared, and comfortable in a social setting. It can make you appear more approachable and like you already feel at ease with the workplace culture.
Condensation on an ice coffee can make your hands wet, which might be awkward, especially if you’re using a straw or handling it while sitting. It’s best to avoid leaving it on the desk or in an open container where it could be seen.
It’s not strictly necessary, but if you do, it’s best to bring something simple and professional, like a standard coffee or water. Avoid branded or overly casual drinks that could seem out of place in a formal setting.
Yes, if the drink is seen as casual or if it’s not handled properly, it might lead to a negative impression. However, if done thoughtfully and respectfully, it can actually help break the ice and show confidence and familiarity with the workplace.
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