Reacting to Your Horror Stories feat. Micky Gordon & Tanner Devore

[MUSIC] [MUSIC] >> Nothing can stop it. >> No, I don't know. >> [LAUGH] >> We're gonna make it happen. >> We're gonna make it happen. >> No, that's what you're talking about. >> Yes, this is awkward. >> Whole house in the clubhouse. >> This is whole house in the clubhouse, whole house wedding. >> Whole house, well not whole house, but half of the house fingers divided like it's just awkward. >> Who let the dogs out? >> [LAUGH] >> Right, girl. >> Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, thank you for the inclusion. >> Yeah, of course. >> Quack is Quack. >> Wow, wow, and as you can see, every costume is very different. Every costume is by a different designer, it's just the way how Mickey and Minnie are completely different, no worries. My friends and Spandex and I'm in felt for some reason, so it's just like yes. >> The mind was like the skims collab. >> No, my, it's a bitch, I'll say. >> You walk in bipolar rug, good Lord. >> Like the chewed-ass eyes red shorts are just saying right. He can get some chewed-ass-like data. >> This is like freshman year college dorm furnishings. >> You know what I mean, everything felt like that. >> And mind you, because I'm not to complain, thanks for the costume. Y'all, y'all got it here. But it's just like, the ears is really stressing me the buck out. >> I like a fashion Nova, fashion Nova. >> Literally fashion Nova, but it's not even fashion Nova. >> Fashion Nova, fashion Nova. >> Oh, and God forbid. >> No, I'm serving fashion Nova man like Mickey, so it's just like. >> God forbid, I'm able to scratch my face too. >> Well, at least you can take your cloth off. >> Well, you've got to burn. >> It's not the place to complain about the clothes. >> No, you've got to put the clothes in. >> Not really the place literally like, okay. >> SpongeBob, we like big, meaty, no, like back, back. >> Wait, which of your fingers are doubled up? >> I have three in this one. >> Three, girl. >> You have three. >> I'm serving you two. >> Do the, what's happening? >> Why do you don't know? >> The one of them is empty? >> Well, you've got one for every. >> As ducks do. >> As ducks do. >> I felt like it's duck finger. >> I'm stuck still. >> With the flips on the bottom. >> For those two. >> I was thinking about the damn suitcase going through the TSA because not to break the illusion I did fly in today for this and this was in the suit, absolutely. >> It's just loving you. >> With the fingers. >> And just always happy to see you. >> But like that honest guy, I'm going through TSA and there's this huge dog, it's stuffed in my suitcase. Like they're seeing this. >> Oh, that. >> Yeah. >> And then. >> I didn't want to check it. >> I checked it and then I also did a carry on and I had a big weighted stuffed animal. Tell me why they pulled that aside like he was going to like take the plane down. They literally, they took my weighted stuffed animal, made him go sit and think about himself and I thought they're going to cut him open and get the beads everywhere. So I was panicking and I'm like, okay, really if it has to come down to this because I'm like, why are you patting down my weighted stuff? You want to guarantee the motherfucker behind me has a lighter, a switch plate. >> And I'm like sitting here with my like, I'm on my beta block or my neurodivergent like stuffy core and I'm like, you really got a ruin on my parade on my life. >> The weight of stuffed is T though. >> How heavy is it? >> Heavy. >> Heavy. >> Does it work? >> It knocks me out. >> Right. >> Really? >> The weighted stuffy that knocks you out. Like I said it on my lap. I'm out. >> I need to get into that real bad. >> Leaving with your mouth open. >> He yelled at me at TSA the other day, coming back from New York. >> Oh, no worries. >> He screamed at me. The guy was like, oh my god, I saw your damn thing. >> He looked, oh, you saw my dick? >> Girl, I was sick for you. >> Wait. >> The TSA man looked at me and he was like, your face looks mad, confused. Why are you so confused? He yelled at me for looking confused. Like, I did. >> My god. >> He was so mean to me. >> Did you have a New York accent? >> Yeah, he was like, actually, let me know. >> The New York accent. >> [LAUGH] >> I mean, I just got the gift enough. >> Yeah, they got the gift enough, like they'll collect. >> Yeah. >> Literally, he wasn't doing anything wrong. He was just a very mean-spirited and evil person. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, treacherous. >> You can't keep a good duck down, man. >> I can't keep a good duck down. >> Yeah. >> Do you like going? >> Or do you like going? >> Yeah. >> But did fashion week just about Killio? >> Yeah. >> Well, I was there for two weeks and then I went to Connecticut, because I had a shoot in Connecticut. So I went to Connecticut for three days and then I went to New York and then I had to drive six hours to West Virginia for a meet and greet. >> [LAUGH] >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It was in West Virginia. It was on in West Virginia. >> We're not in Mama. >> Thank you. >> [LAUGH] >> Morgantown, have you ever heard of it? >> No. >> When I got there, I thought there wouldn't be restaurants and I was like, am I going to have some kind of eat? >> I'm pretty good. >> Yeah, it was just like a gas station. >> And you were just running across the street, like just- >> No, I was with Victoria Secret Pink and they do college tours. >> Oh, the college, girl. >> I was at West Virginia University. >> I wasn't just in Morgan. >> I don't call her by her government, because I literally was like Morgan. >> Morgan- >> I got Morgan- >> I got Morgan Mullins out of the VSP. >> My God. >> Girl, you got to be specific in today. >> It was so rustic and I literally was like, wow. >> The rustic tone was- >> It was ever rustic tone, like neutral. >> Neutral. >> Okay, yeah. >> But the actual college was nice and they were so nice there. >> Of course. >> But why? >> And what, I literally was like, am I going to be able to get to me and eat here? >> Well, and if it's a college town there will actually be a lot of you. >> I get it, I get it, gravy. >> I don't remember what I got. >> I got a burrito. >> And it was fun. >> We only there for like a day. >> I was there for one. Yeah, I was there for literally, so I had something in New York on the Thursday. And this was like on the Friday at 11 a.m. But there was no flights that could get me there after the thing I had. >> Yeah. >> So I had to drive there. >> You drove. >> Luckily my brother, well, I didn't drive. >> But it's like, oh, that drive was like something. >> I had to do a new development. >> I sat in the car. >> That still wears you out. >> To be fair, that where- >> And it went through the night and my brother. I ended up, my brother came with me because I was going to go by myself. And then I called him and I was like, keep him with me. And he was like, yeah, so kill him with me. >> Yeah. >> But he literally got off a flight from Europe and then got to New York and then called me. They're like, hey, I'm in New York and I was like, wait, can you come with me right now please? >> Oh, great, great, great, great. >> You got to keep him in the flight industry like a flow. >> I know, and then we flew back, yeah, I was crazy on that. >> Wow, my God. >> It was crazy, but it wasn't West Virginia and I can recommend to anyone that's interested. >> Actually, I don't know much about it. >> Let me not say that. >> Yeah, I would just absolutely say everyone should go. >> You were fashion week-ing. >> I was fashion week-ing. >> I was a- >> That was fun. >> Girl period. >> Yeah. >> I was fun, it was very busy. >> Yeah. >> We stayed in Times Square. >> Thank you. >> Oh, boy. >> Bus club. >> That's another boy. >> Oh, boy, girl. >> Yeah, it was fun. >> Which was bizarre, but it was fun, it was just like, wow. But all my friends came with me, I forced them all to come because I didn't want to go to my zone. >> Yeah, girl, 100%. >> I love fashion week because people just, we put on shit. They'll like put the bra over the shirt. >> Wait, that was the wingstop run. Wait, was that New York fashion week? >> Yes, the wingstop run was fashion, because I know people were joking about it, but all shade I would have walked the fuck out though. >> Wait. >> Was that the one that Kinsey walked? >> No, that was the Angel fashion show. >> Angel? >> I think Victoria had wings. >> No, no, Victoria. >> She was wearing Angel wings. >> Was it like wings stops, Angel? >> No, I'm saying. >> No, no, no. >> It was two separate, two separate wings. >> No, I didn't like Kinsey wouldn't walk the wingstop. >> But I would wish it was a separate event. >> One of them was, I don't know what designer, but she was just wearing Angel wings. It was kind of just like a part of it with that there were any Angel wings. And then a separate runway was the wingstop runway. >> Wait, I want to see the wingstop. >> I want to see the wingstop, I want to see the wingstop, I want to see the wingstop. >> Yeah, I want to see the wingstop. European tour. I love it in Valley. I love it in Valley. No, I would've been in Valley too, but I just, I just sometimes say yes to things when I have the process. When you dip the carrots in the hidden valley, like, girl, it's actually everything. I just remember my old roommates getting wingstop in our apartment, like smelling like pickles and like weird for like three days and like then it was like, like, you had to stay. I hate pickles sometimes. Sometimes the wingstop, like, rock your bed a little bit. Like the wingstop will set in your belly and like, the, the root beers fighting with the fry seasoning and fighting with the game. Because this evening will literally be like jerk barbecue, habanero, mango, like, I'm like, okay, yeah. And I'm gonna take a 20 years. And it's probably like a unwashed and taste as well. Like, you know what? Well, but that's why it's like funny that you say you don't like the taste because there's like 20 flavors. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Yeah. So maybe I need a very specific thing. At that jerk habanero. Yeah. You got that for Doritos Grimm. You got that. Like, you got that for Doritos Grimm. Yeah. So interesting. They probably use like the same damn oil. So it's just like, wait, but they're completely different cuisines. They are different cuisines. I think I said Doritos Grito and my ear was like, that was like, that's Taco Bell. But to me and my head, they're kind of like similar like, that's for you to know. That's for you to know. Yeah. It's that's for you to know. No, Taco Bell is, what are you getting? What am I getting? What are you getting? I'm not vegan, but I get a vegan crunch wrap supreme. Yeah, potato. I was gonna say your guinea black bee menu. Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah, I do. But it's so yummy. Well, because-- No sour cream. I know. But it's so yummy. But then they put 90,000 gallons of sour cream on one thing and it ever split by like my shit. They go like-- They go like-- Sour cream. Sour cream. Sour cream. Sour cream. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I knew it was bad when my dad, we had like just moved into our new house and my dad ordered dominoes and I couldn't eat it. I knew it was bad when my dad ordered dominoes and I couldn't eat it. Download Cash Shop today and make your money work for you. Visit our link in our description. - Why are we growing this here? - Where would we all eat together? - People with the meal, I really want to know. - Talk about. - Talk about. - I love talk about. - Okay. - We're just thinking eater and diagrams. - That makes sense. - Yeah. - You like salmon. - I saw your tag. - I saw your tag. - You like salmon. - And I was like, "No, this is like salmon, no." - I love salmon. - The cheesecake factory has good salmon. - Well, the cheesecake. - Oh. - No, I like the game. - No, I love that you say factory, but I definitely wouldn't order salmon. - Okay. - I would never order salmon. - I would never order fish cooked fish at a restaurant. - Run, don't walk, the cheesecake factory, 'cause it's actually a scratch kitchen. I don't know if you knew this. - Yeah, it is a scratch. - It bitched well. - From scratch. - I saw that propaganda. - It was from scratch. - Let me go to, like. - It's a real kitchen. - 'Cause we made a joke that they have like 30,000 microwaves. - Well, they do it with the strongest microwave in America, because I, and honestly, honestly, I will say. - They've put net through the ring or like. - From that view. - I meant it as a compliment, because I was like, genuinely there's no way you're making 300 dishes from scratch, like the only possible explanation is that you're like running them through the convection oven. Like, I don't-- - I know those chefs be mad as hell when somebody's like, I'll do the peanut butter tuna. They're like, that was page 70. - The peanut butter? - Yeah, no way. - The peanut butter. - No, maybe the comments were lit the fuck up. Like my brother worked there and they, and honestly, I get it now knowing that they have a scratch kitchen, because it's like if somebody said that it was microwaving, it was actually just like my relative who was breaking their fucking back, I would be like, take this. - She's cake factory. - Yeah. - Oh, keep night air though. Men you biggest hell fucking bite. - It is. - We saved the bread for just-- - I like it. - And just absolutely just, you have to die after, like you literally die. - You do, like sometimes-- - Quite literally. - When you eat so much, you just gotta go die. Like-- - You got to go die. - Like real bad, no real bad. - Both like die out the ass, but also sometimes, you just have to like, truthfully go die. I ate so much to put leave in there. I had to go lay down. - Do you try the chili limone? - I know you do. - The party bowl or whatever the fuck. - You said you love? - I love that one. - What I was gonna say is, I feel like we would all like, you're giving these to me. - Yeah! (laughing) - I'll go eat Taco Bell and Chipotle and be happy. - Give me me some Chipotle and be happy. (laughing) - That's actually not your sound, but. (laughing) - I just wanted to try it. - What is Minnie do? Minnie does-- - Minnie literally be like this. - Can we sound bored? Let's go down. - Hey, what does Daffy do? Am I Daffy? - Oh. (laughing) - I think Mickey don't know. - Oh no. - Who's Daffy? That is someone. - Daffney. - You did-- - Oh no, you're not, you're not Warner Brothers. - Oh Daffy. - That's your slide. That's your slide. - That's what yelling at me, but that's my cousin. - Oh wait, no, that's a different franchise completely. Ooh! - Don't worry. - Look at how he looks in that middle frame. - Oh my god, I think you look far right here. (laughing) - Oh, that is no shake. - The loody too. - If I took these pants off, I'm Daffy. Like, yeah. - Oh, girl. - Wait, I'm too far. - My Daffy, baby. I got my Daffy out as well. - You are Daffy. - I love Daffy. - I love that. - That's hot. - I'm feeling like that right now. - You love Daffy. - Okay, the loody too show that was on Cartoon Network was so good. - Girl, girl, girl. - Your son looks like a girl. (laughing) - I'm freaking out. - I'm freaking out. - I think I have a bow. - I'm Donald. - Okay. - Your Donald Duck, babe. - Do you know what Donald sounds like? 'Cause you're about to freak out. - What? - Oh. - Oh. - Ru, Ru, Paul Charles, Donald. (laughing) - He's been in the world. - Come on, girl. - Come on, girl. - We're a girl. - We're gonna like put that beak in your wok. - No, I already know I can't do it. - You know they about to copy right this word. - Do you want me to make a mess? - Please. (laughing) - I was playing golf and we were like, - Ah! - Ah! - I'm freaking out. - It's only stitch. - Whenever he gets mad, he does the thing where he flubbers his mouth. You have to go like this, go. (blows raspberry) And then shake your head, ready? I promise I'll do it with you. I really, really, okay. So you go. (blows raspberry) And then shake your head really aggressively. - That was good. (laughing) - I'm finding it. - I'm finding it. - I'm finding it. (blows raspberry) - Oh my god. - Come on, man. - Look, he has motion. Why is he like floating to the sky? - He's like angry. (blows raspberry) - He's like, he's rage-bait, he's rage-bait for it. - He's have like anger on my hands or sweating. - Is he angry? That's his persona? - Yeah. - A little y'all. - I mean, he's in with a nod. - He gets like rage-baited, pretty bad. - He does their magic. - You start method acting for the rest of the podcast. Like, this is gonna be really fun. - No, just get mad as hell. Just get mad as hell. (laughing) - Oh, good. - I'm mini-mouse. - I'm mini-mouse. - Oh my god, what's it do? - I'm panicking. - I'm mini-mouse. - I'm mini-mouse. - Wait, whoa. - And I wanna see Mickey give me that. - Wait, no. - Whoa, whoa. If I close my eyes, I'm there. (laughing) - I'm there. - It's mini-mute temperatures. - Yeah, that's, that's so good. - Girl, they're about to have a red dot on her forehead. - Right, no, actually, let me start playing - It's so bad on me, on me. - Oh, you know, he be giving the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (laughing) - Almost Mickey. - He means Mickey. - Yeah. - Mickey's a little like, I'm gonna say, don't even try and act like you can't do the voice 'cause you're there every day. (laughing) - You heard the voice. - Girl, I did have that, actually, never mind. - Oh my gosh. - I got it, yay. - Oh, oh, oh, he's gonna have, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. (laughing) - Oh, can you see me too, my eyes? Like, open doors. - It's okay. - Wake me up, wake me up inside. - Wake me up. - Wake me up inside. - That'll wake up. - Oh my night. - Save me, Maxi from. - Come on. - She's doing awful for the audio. - Really? - She's just feeling awful. - Okay, let me take the hood off. Well, I'm not my hair as a mess, but pretend I'm not him for a minute. - Okay. - Kind of like weird if I say this. - Okay. - Max Goof. - Max Goof. - Respectfully. - Max Goof. - My son got it going on. You know what I mean? - Max Goof. - Max Goof. - Max Mom man. - Max Goof. - He really, that, like, how do I-- - He's going to a Y2K party. - Well, and I'm there. - Well, and the Y2K. - He was Y2K, you see. - Oh, I remember. - You remember when he had the girl. (laughing) - Ah. - Ah. (laughing) - He's dressed for a win-themed party. - I'm the youngest I love, and the youngest I love. - Oh, yeah. - Oh my God. - Wait, huh? - I saw this movie. - Yeah. - Thank God. (laughing) - Wait, I saw this. - Oh my God, the Christmas one, where he was embarrassed of his dad. - Oh, I remember it. - Okay, that. - The college, where his dad went back to college. - Oh my God. - Don't happen to have any type of spin-off. - No. - Oh. - That's the sound. - Huey-Duey and Louis though. - Yeah, Huey-Duey and Louis, that's your nephew's, yeah. - Oh. - Yo, Daddy's son. - Oh. - You know, and what's crazy is Donald would about get the belt out on them, and then Daisy'd be like, "Donald." - Daisy, that girl does. - Donald. - I'm like-- - What is up with like the troupe of like three little animals dressed in green, blue and red? - Well, that's actually-- - That's Alvin Nachos. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Look, Alvin Nachos a little bit. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - It is. - My Huey-Duey and Louis Nachos. - Wait, those Huey-Duey and Louis, the ones that are like, "A.I." - No, the ones that are, honestly. - I'm like, that's how I do it every morning when I wake up. - No, it's like literally. - First day here. - Literally. - Oh, the Halloween ones. - So it's her first day on earth. - Daisy's their first day. - That one's literally their first day on earth. - Oh. - This is crazy. - How can he be mad at them? - I don't like it. - Carol. - Just bad as fuck, mind you. - Oh, perfect. - Well, and it's just like, happy fall. - I think you gotta do Pluto. - I know. Well, Pluto don't do nothing. He just be like rough. - Pluto, when he got neutered. - Does he make noises? - Oh, can you see him? - From Kingdom Hearts. - Rotate! - It's just about working. - Okay, I never played Kingdom Hearts. - It's see, I watched like five hours worth of lore. - It looks sick thing. - It is really tea. - Sometimes I'll get Kingdom Hearts edits on my, for you page, and it'll be like, emotional as hell. - Yeah. - Oh wow. - It's like goofy, taking the key and like, stabbing it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Can you like lay it on anything that still exists? - Yeah. - Right now, like, can I get it on Switch? - Wait, I played a Mickey Mouse game. - Which one? - I don't know. He like, he like, had to restore the color into the world or something? - Oh wait. Yeah, Dreamlay Valley. Was it on Switch? - Yeah. - Bitch, Dreamlay Valley. - Oh, on your weed. No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, I missed the weed. - Dirty like me. - Dirty like me. - Yeah! - Oh my god! - I mean, epic-age. - Honestly needing to get the weed back in the rotation. 'Cause I do wanna get rock bands, but I don't have enough space in my studio. - Me and mine. - My studio beat my "My Little Permanent." - Do you want the drums too? - Girl, I would die for the drums. - I missed guitar hero. - Well, yes, guitar hero. They shouldn't, they wish they had a little bust down like that too. - They had DJ, DJ hero. - They did have DJ hero. - That thing that you dance on, that mat. - Oh, you are! - That's right, a mat. - Girl, dance dance rap. We just need to go to, like the weed thing, that's like a scale? - The weed, or. - Oh, to that. - Girl, are you serious? - Don't worry, they called me just about. - Girl. - And then they'd make your me and it was like. - Oh, they literally said, "9,000 pounds." - And then they would be like, "Really? "Really, you're like, who the hooping?" I'm like, "Okay, so, okay." - This girl doing abs on the Wii Fit, I'm gonna-- - Baby, mom's used to not play about the Wii Fit. They would get in a whole new lagging outfit just to do Wii Fit with you that night. - This is like the original YouTube video pilates. - Yeah, also sold to you during the time that wait watchers' pastries were really popping off. - Oh my god, so every household was like, "Wait watcher's pastries again." - But it handled. - Wii Fit night. - Yeah. - Girl, Wii Fit. - The hooping name was so fun though. - That was me with fiber one bars. - You know I opened my lunch box with fiber one bar, and they were like, "Everything will be fine." - That was as close as I was ever gonna get to a Snickers. - Tuscan mom of like, wait. - Watchers. - Food. - Food. - How do you call it, wait. But like wait, what I mean, yeah, it's not this like ozimpic thing where like they're selling me protein and they're trying to be like, hey, get your protein up I'm like, no, I want to eat pastry, but not feel guilt, but now I don't even feel guilt anymore. I'm really I like love no 100% I love eating the the pastry I love eating I love eating like I genuinely eat every single day like I'm gonna die tomorrow being so serious Stomach is absolutely fucked up. I did have the chili cheese corn dog the other day did actually from the land Were you beat boxing out the ass? Girl, I was will mind you woke up in the morning waffle sandwich breakfast sandwich Chick-fil-A just found out So good with the s'mores coffee bitch. We ran that night and I was like It was de-arriol like the running was in between like dear. Yeah, the high rocks girl Yeah girl. That was me is It's Chick-fil-A still be nice to you or they give that up by now. No, they're still nice. They're like they got to be. Yeah, I'm sure they're probably still nice They're like hi They should be wearing these costumes They should they they do spiritually like this very chick-fil-A code at these costumes very nice. It's very nice Handy-my-boy waffle fries like no. All right. Well, it's very like you y'all have Dutch bros. Oh Dutch bros. They be trying to fuck you in the car. It's crazy. I'm with their hot girl Hello. Oh my god. I used to live in Arizona Wait, oh the one in Arizona. I would run that up down the Arizona That's I'd go through okay one time I went through and I brought one of my best friends who was a guy I brought a date and then I went through with another man who I was hanging out with that night And we went through Dutch three times. Yes, I'm greedy and I went through in both ways the man and the But like we went through three times and I got the same bro Rista Thank you. No government. Yes, and she was like girl and I said oh no only the second one was a date Sister that's my sister and my sister. So my sister my sister that she wouldn't judge me But she was just like damn girl. No, the bro is just be in the car like I feel like when you hear the drinks It's like Jolly Ranch or dynamite boom boom in a dream Boom boom, but I will say the boom boom pow with the fucking cloud foam on the top oh kind of revolutionary Wait, I don't know. Don't I'm a liar. I don't believe the prim brulee Topper that they do. Yeah, oh my god. They like torch it with the blow torch Workers permit walk rock and blow torch. I'm like rocking blow torch. I think it'd be pretty expensive to because essentially How it works is it's a franchise in the sense that like it's locally owned by different owners But you could only have a Dutch bros if you've worked out a Dutch bros before so If you have like I can't own it unless you were like yeah, unless you like there is Yeah, brotherhood excuse because they are new to this But they're trying to be forever true to this in the sense that they're brand identity because I mean you can think of times That you've been to a Duncan and it was Duncan these nuts and then you go to another Duncan and it's like Duncan donuts. It's like you don't get laid. We don't need the last like three times Duncan is an extremely like polarizing experience. It is never the same But when it hits so it hits so that they had oh my god I literally had a good finger when I pulled out the drive through it was so bad They fought they really I'm feeling god awful. Oh I know a lot of people like that you don't like peanut sister Really accurate Wait, what's what's the matter with peanut butter? I don't like it. I think you have some a versions I do what's giving just like very traditional picky eater like yeah, I'm very picky But I like like weird like these things that people wouldn't like what's the thing you like It's not even weird my favorite snack used to be empty talko shells and it's like talko shells and chips But you know why I totally mentally I understand what's going on kind of high-carly ask me Girl this spaghetti when you get to crack the tortilla shell and use it as more chips Yeah, so I you crack him it is boom, but it feels it's honestly that's from scratch because it's homegrown Because you have to put in the oven and like crack it yourself Of it so you were putting the talko shells in the ovens You have to put some of the shells in the oven. You have to put some of them in. You have to put tongue shells in the oven When you buy them at the store, you got to put them in the oven. Yeah, the ones that are just like out of the The plate. They're not crunchy unless you put it in the oven. Oh, that's why I don't like them for the store because I don't They're right. See I don't use my oven. Oh It doesn't look like you're okay. I'm a microwave Put in the air fryer And then they get crunchy and then you kind of crack it up and that's my favorite It's available to like just like a straight-up corn like a tortilla. No, it's way better. That's okay It's like thicker and like yeah, okay I see and that was my favorite snack for like many years. Wow What's the place in the valley that like you can't have your phone out? It's a Mexican restaurant and it's also so hard to get a reservation Called like Campo something. I'd never heard of it. I have no idea And I'm a valley anyways. They have a like a flower tortilla chip that I feel like you would really enjoy Okay, why can't I think of what it's called? Can you tell me what it's called? I can go there and get it Yeah, I mean your phone out and record it. I'm gonna Wait, why can't you use your phone? I don't like it. It's giving well, it's giving they're really like it's giving like home like homegrown Like like family owned down. So it's just frowned upon to use your phone or they're like no phone They don't stick her on the back. Yeah, not sticker on the back It's not like did you hear about Phoebe Pritchard's concert is apparently like that. Yeah. She is your phone kind of ate that though Yeah, there's these days are so Crying on her ticket. Yeah, if y'all know what it's called tell me so I can go there. It's in Burbank I'm pretty sure it's my dream. It's really good. I want to go back there. I have this thing But we have five p.m. What you about how I can't stop saying it's my dream instead of saying yes Or just like I know that is so it's like hope for it's saying it constantly It's like a dream. You want to go here? I'm like it's my dream. It is. It's your dream. It's your dream. It's your dream. It's my dream. It's a nice Affirmation. I know you're really excited Guys speaking of dreams people sent us their dreams. Yes. Okay. So we're doing the thing where we listen guys Can I be so honest and say like? Here she goes. It was funny like twice. It was funny like twice But the last couple times we've done like horror stories like this. It has been like the light of light Does kind of leave your eyes a little bit like it's scary? It's scary in the sense that like people are going through things that you're just like oh Saying I love that. That was so good. Honestly. Yeah, I know So we got to get ready. We got to get mentally ready for what we're about to hear. Yeah, I mean They sent them like boys. Oh, yes, babe. Oh my god. I love it. Yes. Well, we used to do this quite often It is the hook up stories, but this time we've opened up to just like all horror stories period So I think it's like hookups like we did so it could just be like scary stories like whatever So it might not all be hookups. Okay. Um, which is cool because people go through things everybody kind of asexual right now and in a in a sense Yeah, it's the very it's Gen Z. Well goddamn everything is so expensive. I don't I'd spend so much money during the day I don't want to I'm already fucking myself. I don't You know what I mean? You know when you spend so much you get home. You're like I'm not the mood We are it's really fucked up. Tell me why I saw this is the last thing I'll say and then we can like Just forever. And then I'll talk talking forever. That's the horror story. No There is this girl who did like a dance number with her gay best friend and it was so fucking kind But she had on like hot shorts. You know like hot pants. Um, it was so T. Her outfit was so fucking T And everyone was like where'd your pants go? No pants that your wedding is crazy. Oh, like I saw this video and I had the exact same thought of you guys are so jealous of her gorgeous little short. Yes And I was like oh my god. She's doing a fucking dance number. What is she supposed to wear her Vera fucking way? She also was like in the air like literally. It was like a if she wanted to wear the dress to come Sort of like oh that dress is really holding her back. Oh my gosh She's gonna break the dress like why that's so inconsiderate because people want dresses that they they why would you break a dress? People have have so much like they like to talk about people's wedding switch to me is the craziest thing to comment on Why would you ever it and it ugly and call a wedding? Oh my god, and it has nothing it actually has nothing to do with you No, oh my god. You're my biggest it gets and then I'm so sorry to the My biggest it is when people and this happens so often Someone posts like their outfit to a wedding and the dress is like light blue or yellow or pink and all the comments are You're really gonna wear a white dress. Yeah You seriously think someone's wearing a white dress to their friend's wedding. That's the sound of the police So I'm like obviously dressed isn't white like obviously like you're so annoying obviously it's not white like you weren't invited to the wedding To be contrary. Yeah, I started showing up and I'm gonna let everyone Yeah, well apparently That's all the thing, but I was gonna let everyone wear white to my world. Well honestly Hallie he's Hallie Kate's wedding everyone she had everyone wear white because she wore pink It was so gorgeous and then but everyone was commenting on all her friends Like why are you guys wearing white? Well, but that's I think obviously she told them when I see people in white dresses I'm like obviously this is not like she showed up with the mass betrayal Yeah, I thought a friend being like your girlfriend like it's obviously agreed upon guys people just can't use the best benefit of the doubt. - Well, we just, well, that's not our thing, you see. - Unless it's a mother in law. - Our thing is actually like everyone's horrible and most previous thoughts on law and white. - A mother in law and white. - I'm just gonna say, talk about a horror story. Like there's probably one queued up with this. Mother in law. - Mother in law. - Did I say more because genuinely, when I hear like, I'm sorry, like if we wanna talk about like horrors that straight people have to go through, like I really do think sometimes the monster in law, like saga you hear, I'm like, yeah, actually that, that was like the worst thing I've ever heard. - Yeah, I got it. - Because having to fight a turf war with a mom, like a mom that's a fucking boy mom, like I am not gonna fight for a boy. - You guys should watch Boy Mom on TLC. - Oh my God. - B and my friend Dora, we were like at a hotel and it's just like, you know when random shows come on. - Yes. - Boy Mom comes on. It is the most hilarious show ever because it's just all these like boys who like their mom, like they just like like their mom more than their girlfriend. It's like wives in the show and like fiances. And it's a mom, I love a mom's boy. It is hilarious. TLC know how to crank that though. - Yeah. - TLC anytime after midnight. Oh my God. - And the mom is like crying. She's like, I'm your best friend. I'm your best friend. Like it's like so fun. - I need this. - That is like really. - The TLC resurgence, that's about to go down because of this because John and Keith let's say bed me so bad. - This is really scary and sometimes I'm also just like if I was a mom and like I like raised, like I just reason number 356 why I don't see myself being a parent, but like once your kid's not a kid, like what the fuck do you do? - Yeah. - Like when they start being like yeah you're like weird. Like that's crazy to me. I would be like so like when the kid starts getting therapy and then they start being like yeah you did this. I'd be like, but that's the thing. You're gonna, it's like you're gonna traumatize them by doing too much or not enough. So that's the fucking plate. We all, all parents have to live with God damn. - Yeah. - It's crazy. I'm like bitch your French, but yes. - We in this, me getting a puppy. I'm like you know what I'm like. (laughing) - You're like, you're the good boy mommy. - That's what we all go through. Like it's just like hard. - I'm gonna be a boy mom for real. - I'm gonna be a jack, she's known to me. - Oh, I'm gonna be a boy mom, sorry. That sounded clickbait and like that's going on Fox News. But I was gonna say I would be a boy mom because I would have to get a boy cat. You know what they say about girl cats and girls. - And you can't be a boy mom to a boy cat because that cat go be like. - Well they say the boy cats be like, I'm trying to do a peace sign, but I can't. - Really? - I just was like, I have no idea. - They say something like boy cats or how will kind of just like ditsy, but girl cats be like. - That's cool. - It's easy, I've had the opposite experience. - Well you have dogs. - No, no, I'm saying one with cat sitting that I've done. My friends all. - You have a dog, sorry. - You a dog? - What kind of dog? - Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. - Sorry, I forget that the mics are all connected through line. We're over here, we're over here. - We're the booth overhearing this booth over here. And I'm like, wait, so how was your food? You know, like we're checking out your food, we like. - No, like everybody food. - Right. - Well that's what some people say, but you know. - Yeah, well my friends that I've cats out for have dog cats that have boy cats. - I love that. - Fucking nasty. - Really? - But I feel that way about like, boy. - Sorry, Tanner. - But like, boy things like, period. Like, I don't know, I just feel like boy cats are like. Like, I'm gonna, yo boom, I'm not, not, and not. - And then also on top of that, they're like retaliatory. - Oh. - In the sense that like, you'll literally like, oh, you need to put me away for a little bit. - Yeah, I'm gonna piss on your bed. - We piss on your bed, throw up on your bed, like, down. - 'Cause when I was looking up, just like cat tips, 'cause I'm just like thinking or whatever, like everybody was like, yeah, if you're a girl and you get like a femme cat, like just be ready, she's gonna be a little bit like. - Well my friend is out. - Boy cats, and they're like so cute. - Well, see, and probably buy the breed, too. - I think they're brother and brother. - Okay. - Brother and brother. (laughing) - Wait, you have a dog? - I have a dog. - Do they live with you? - No, he lives with my parents. - Okay. - But I was home this weekend babysitting. - Okay, it's his birthday, actually. - We have to be happy birthday. - He's seven. - Oh my gosh. - He's gotta be younger dog than me. - Yeah, and is, he, gay. - Yeah, I know, I haven't asked him. - You can look at this. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's the first thing I do when I see somebody's pet. I'm like, are they gay or no? - Yes or no? - Like, oh my god. He looks like such a like, a parent dog. - I think he's a ladies man. - Okay, like that's giving me a family dog. - That's a family dog, yeah. - Like that looks like a family dog. - That's hallmark. - Wait, so when did your parents get him? When you were in like, my parents bought him for me and when I was 16, for my 16%. - Oh my god. - Oh my god. - They get, they get. - He's pretty loud. - They get. - They take care of him. That's kind of like the dream. - Yeah, then I moved out and they were like, bye. - Girl, glokey, I've been thinking about that. Like, if I ever got a pet, I think we'd have to go half seas. My parents don't know that yet. - Oh. - And like, if you guys are listening, like, you know, but I'm just kind of like, girl, we'd have to go half. - Hi Kee. - My American girl don't know that. - Yeah. - I love that. - I love that, so. - I'm your no, like, I don't know. But we'll see. Okay. - I sensed the stalling. - Right. No, no stalling here. - Why does she do that? - Okay, well, we're gonna do some here and then we're gonna bleed over. We'll just put the rest on the, you know. - Yeah, here's the tea. We're gonna do as many as we can here and then we're gonna switch over to Patreon. So let's cut. Okay. Okay, no worries. - I'm so sorry. - There was all time I was, I was on that second day with this one day, he invited me to go to this party with him at some new bar that was opening up, like an hour and a half away from where we lived. So I said, "Sure, yeah, let's go." And there was a Halloween party and I got a costume and everything. So we drive all the way down to it and we get up to the door and the bouncer says, "Sorry, only people invited him "to come in, no plus ones." He looked at me and said, "Sorry, it walked right in." So then I called my friend and she drove all the way down to pick me up, but I was just sitting outside the bar and a Halloween costume. Now I'll have to go inside. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - That's like, I would need my fuckier friend and so high because, what a lovely friend to do that, like to. - An hour and a half away. - That's like, stranding. - But we're stranded. - What was so tea about this place that you like just, he had to like, fucking leave you behind. Like was it like, fucking knows for all to his castle? Like, I'm like, no, Dada. - Like, I'm confused why it was like, "Oh, I have to get in there." - The concept would just be like, "Okay." - The concept of just being like, "Oh, sorry." And walking in, like. - Wait, but so who drove there? Oh, obviously the other guy. - Oh. - That's really, really horrible. - That like, it's my worst nightmare. - Yeah, hi. If you're the driver, you're responsible for everyone that you had in the car the whole night. - Yeah, and I'm not leaving. - Well, day, I guess, mind you. But like, I have a fucking friend just sitting on the street. - Was it a first, second day? - Oh my God. - That's so worse. - Honestly, period. - I could just go together. - Hey, that's like, he literally, like, that's your stranded. - No, I don't know about that early. You need to know about that. - Younger means would have saw him one more time still. - Oh, for sure. - That's the shit part. - Yeah, for sure. - It ain't right. - Don't do it again. - He would have just adjusted expectations in the ran-about. - No, right. - Like, okay, so we can't drive all the way here because like, you might leave me, but we could like, hang out in the car. - Hey, I'm sorry to be confrontational and like annoying, but like, that wasn't, I didn't really appreciate that, but also like, I understand like, the party did seem fun. - But like, I just like, I'm sorry like to like, be that person, but like, I just really, - No, that's like me 19, like 23. - Well, we, forget I thought anything. - Oh, sorry. - Wait, can you just like bring me a drink, go ahead. - Can you bring me a drink? - I'll be out here whenever you get done. - Well, you have a really, you have a really good fucking friend who picked you up. - Yeah, sure, surely. - I feel horrible in a love, yeah. - Oh, like horrible thing that happened, but that's like core memory shit. That's like, oh my gosh, yeah, I know the car right back was so, it was like, yeah, he, I know it was a key. - I know it was a key. - She was like, I told you that. - I told you that. - My mouse control. - My mouse control ready to fucking pop off, but that's fine. - Okay, well. - Next up, y'all. - Hey, I've been speaking hook-up story. So a while ago, I was dating this guy, who was very into film and went to school for film. - Perfect. - And while we were dating, I told him that, I dressed up as Hermona Flowers, or a Scott Pilgrim, that Halloween. And so, you know, a while later, we're hooking up in his car, and all of a sudden, he stops, and he puts on Scott Pilgrim the movie, and sets it up where he could see it. And then, basically, I don't know if this is Tim, but dry humps me to the movie, as he's watching the movie. And then, has done. And I just was, I was really trying. I think I was trying not to laugh. But I also was just so, like, I just had no words. - And so though, it was just weird. - It was very, very weird. - Just still having a word to this day. - That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. - That is just actually-- - Was it on his phone, he played it? - Yeah, like in the car. - He, like, YouTube and food had heard. - No. - And he had all the money. - Freshman, you're of college, like shit. That's the truth that would happen, fresh in your college. - Oh, that's hilarious. - Yeah, can I see the moon? - Sounded kind of like a-- - Oh yeah. - What is it? - Scott Pilgrim versus The World? - Yes. - Oh. - Hello again. - It is the cold plastic. - It's so cool. - I feel like you were pretty young when it came out though. Like, I feel like it's one of those films that I revisited when I got older. - Yeah, no, she is that girl. And that's her Mona Flowers. - Oh. - I saw Scott Pilgrim versus The World in theaters with my cousin, and he was like older than me, so he had to stink me and get me in the movie, right? I remember he was chewing tobacco in the middle of the movie, and I got so uncomfortable I went to the bathroom in the movie theater. I called my mom, I said, "My cousin's doing meth right now." - I'm fucking dead. - I did not know what he was doing. He was digging and sticking and chewing and smelling. I'm like, "You're best God, damn it." I wasn't fit. But also, girl, like I was reporting of-- - Well, you're doing meth. - That's what I'm saying. - You're doing meth and it's gonna roll the-- - So what, we can-- - Yeah, Scott Pilgrim versus The World in lovely film. - No, you should watch. - Okay. - He was in your movie. - Like for the temp chat. - I don't really watch movies. - Yes. - Am I like a horrible? - No. - I don't watch movies. - No, you're really-- - No, you're real shit. - What are you two? - I watch reality TV. - Oh, right. - Like I love short, like I can like stop thinking about it. - Yeah. - But that's a movie in its own right. - Yeah, you're a really long one. - I don't know, honestly. - They edit those like movies. - Yeah, they do. I don't know. I can't really watch like a full movie. - Girl in period. - You're just-- - Scott Pilgrim is a TV. - Baby, you're dead. - That's actually crazy. I'm just like what possible movie would have me like dry humping? Like I don't, I just don't know. - Right. - My police. - I would love to do what I still haven't seen. - Oh, my police. - My police. - Oh, my police genuinely. - Fire. - The fact that you haven't seen "Wuthering Heights" yet. - Wait, the one with "Takeable Lorde"? I did see that. I saw that, huh? - Did you love it? - I thought it was really bad. - No. - That's okay. - Did you guys like it? - I love it. - I just think he saw it. - Oh my god. Well, yeah, I think he saw it too. - I mean, I loved it in the sense that it was just like a music video, but like-- - Oh, I love. - But like, honestly, I just liked how camp it was. But-- - Wait, I literally thought it was bad. - That's okay. - That's definitely crazy. - Well, no, 'cause I thought people thought it was bad. - Well, yeah. - Oh, absolutely. - People were very, very upset and rightfully so. - Oh, because it's like adaptation. - Yeah, it was like, you know, big adaptation trees. - I always hate on baby girl, but I would arguably say that baby girl falls in that category of movies I would dry hump in the car with my phone out too. - Baby girl. - Baby girl. Honey, bee. - I think I could run that like, have you seen "Secretary"? - No. - Girl. - Is it same vibes? Similar vibes? - "Secretary" is like, "Baby girl, shut the fuck up." Like, you thought you were somebody bitch, you're nothing. You're actually nothing. Secretaries for them real bitches, you really wanna get like, like, erotic, erotic, like, yeah. - I'm watching this on the Uber ride home. - Girl, it's about to gather you. It's very like, cult classically in the sense that like, baby girl is more palatable for the general. I don't think they would put "Secretary" in the movie theaters these days. It's very sickening though. And it's when like-- - I've got my laptop after this. - Girl, oh, thank fuck. - Honestly, no, they'll let you make it, but like, it would be awkward. Like, if somebody's on your search history, they might be like, "Oh, where?" You know what I mean. - Oh, I love that. - And it's giving like, main guy kind of ugly, but by the end you'd be like, (laughs) - That's the bad. - That's how you know they ate. - That's the best one to strip so good. I'm like, "Let me fuck him." - No, 'cause by the end I was like, "I mean!" - Right. - Yeah, right. - Okay. - If I squint and turn my head, 32 degrees. - Now you're sexy. - Woo. - Now you're sexy. Okay, well, next one. (laughs) - Like, wow, just wow, that was crazy. - Hi girls, love you down. I'm originally from a small town in Mexico and actually fought small town. It's not like giving village, like dirt roads, the walls don't touch the roof, aluminum roof, like just hallowed rural like no shade. And I was one year old with my parents and we started hearing this animal on our roof, just like on some Ambaticaza ruckus type shit every night. And it started off on just like, what the hell? But it started getting more evil spirited, like literally like the energy was just knock here. And my dad was trying to run out to see it, but he would always be gone by the time he got out and till, one day he kind of like quietly snuck out, he managed to see it fly away. And it turned out to be this like, abnormally large owl-like bird. And he was like, okay, what the hell? And after you saw it, it didn't come back for a while until it started storming crazy. And with the aluminum roof, you can hear everything so clearly. So it came back on some, I'm about to fuck up your night. And my dad was like, okay, so I'm about to handle it. And he grabbed his gun, he quietly snuck out again and he managed to shoot it, but in a way. Now mind you, in her village, there's this older woman who was kind of banished because she was looking on some spiritual like muhojia type shit. And if you're not a Catholic, go, they don't fuck with you. So she would only come into town when she needed something. And after my dad shot this bird, we didn't see the same for a while. And people started kind of like talking. And then when she did come back, she was missing an arm. (gasping) (screaming) - She went through it right now. - When he was first describing it, what did I think of like that dinosaur that can fly? - Right. (laughing) - Teradactyl. - Teradactyl. - That's what I was picturing. - Why my mind thought you were thinking about like, one specific time she was like, (laughing) - Teradactyl? - That's like so crazy. - Oh my god, that's so scary. - They have something similar in the Philippines, which I'm not even gonna, in the province, like the rural part of it. - No, I mean like which part of the story? - Oh, the thing that goes on your roof. - Oh my god. - Yeah. - That was so scary. - That's like, RL Stein your dust. - Your dust, that's the way it is. - Like I was on the edge of my seat. - That's like sick, how is that woman doing? - How is she doing? - Yeah, well. - Goodie Proctor. - That kind of like, that didn't scare me, but it kind of made me like hopeful for some reason. That was like cool. I'm excited about that, I'm excited about the idea of like, they're really being misted magic in this world. - There is. - Wow. - Shout out. - Me too. - Yeah. - Shout out. - Shout out. - Shout out. - See, we don't need JK Rowling's dumb ass. So when we got this-- - Girl, yeah, period right. - Thank you. - Found misted. - I'm a hufflepuff. (laughing) - I'll tell you about that. - Hey Divas, love you all so bad. Today I'm gonna be sharing the truly spooky story and no one knows that you're in gate to my friends and I. Okay, it all started, a little girls night out. We were having dinner, drinks, good time, like having a great night. We ended up making our way to a bar and as soon as I walk in, this man approaches us. He's tall, you know, handsome, a little bit older. He's feeling tipsy, like he was a perfect storm, okay. So he's talking with us, we're flirting, having a good time, you know, he's buying my friends and I all drinks, we're dancing, and a little cheeky bar kiss, whatever. The night progresses and we end up making our way to a booth at the back of the bar with all of our friends and we're sitting there talking, he sorts kind of like kissing my neck and then my cheek and then he like makes his way up to my ear and then all of a sudden they hear this crunch. Okay, like what was that? Look over at him, he opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue and not one, not two, but all three of my earrings are in his mouth on his tongue. He gets up and walks away, I look over to my friends like what the fuck, look over at his friend, like hey, what the fuck? This man says to me, oh, did he do the earring thing again? I'm sorry, again, what do you mean again? Anyway, it's how to chase him down to get my earrings back because those were diamonds, thank you very much, and that's life's story earring gate. - Maybe he knew those were diamonds. - He had the van cleave, I would've been like, (laughing) - I don't know what people put the cherry on their mouth and I'm like, literally. - Oh, that would've been me with the van cleave necklace, like, hello on the back of my neck. - You forgot the pickles. (laughing) - Wait, I'm kidding you. - Oh, okay. - They don't know what were diamonds, was she wearing? Like, he was able to bite all of them. - I know DMS, girl, DMS, this is you, DMS. - It was getting stuck in your mouth. - Oh, yeah, but so he had to bite and-- - Yeah, I mean, you look like that. - I see you know what I am, like, you think they just do it and she'll, - I'll see you get your ear licked out of that. (laughing) - Then you look up and all your nose are in his mouth. - Oh, I've got three. - Did that one? - Yeah, I would've thought it was a girl. - Well, he literally had him pierced through his mouth. (laughing) - Like, girl, literally, but then I'm like, you're a sneaky kid cushion. - No. - You gotta talk to your-- - That is fucking, that is honestly, again, like I know these are supposed to be scary. That's like very crazy, but it's just kind of like-- - That was so nice. - That was like, me too, I walked the whole thing. - That one's scary and drunk, like actually intoxicated. I would've thought he was like wearing a grill or like, had two gems. I would've never put it together. That was my green. (laughing) - Wait, like, I'm dripping. - I'm dripping. - 'Cause the crunch, bitch, like she literally was like, okay, so either that's my actual cartilage. - I thought she was gonna say that he bit her ear. - Aw. - And I was about to, like, file a police report. - Yeah. - Yo, right, like, oh, not my ear. - That's crazy. - The earring is kind of gagging it. That's crazy. - Did he do the earring thing again? - That's an amazing story to have. - No, that's amazing. It also, like, do we think robbery? Like, oh, he's robbing bitches, real bad. - I can't. - Real bad. - Real bad. - That was hilarious. - But maybe he saw your diamonds listening on the dance floor and he came and he handled. Like, that's honestly crazy. - You are thick, quit, lick in the girl. - No, the thought star secrets. shoppers get away. That is actually such a crazy story, but that eats so hard. - I was trying to think what kind of like, earring would have me out of order. Like, who's earring would I have to see to just be like that? - Like, how did he even do that, though? - My question is also where they did it. - Well, that's what I mean, like, he's-- - Well, his friend was like, oh, the earring, yeah. - Like, the earring-- - You do that when he drink honey. Like, it's just really crazy. - What's that damn shot called? - Girl, yeah, he better have his tetanus. - Like, what if some people's earrings really-- - Fucking nasty. - Maybe if he took my earring off, he would have died. - Yeah, he would have taken one step. - He's like, "Mere, he would have hit the fucking floor." - He's like, "Girl." - Okay. - Come on now. - Come on now. - That's my earring. - That's my earring, the fire. - That's my microbiome. - I think there's like an infection. - I think you're in pain. - Tongue, I was swollen. I'm like, "Oh, don't play. "I'll teach you not to play." - I don't know how my fucking - My gosh. - Oh my gosh. - Wow, and just thank you. - What? - This one's gonna take a belly ring off. (laughs) - Hi, Deba. So I had to do this one because unfortunately, spooky shit happens to me all the time. So when I'm thinking of it, I think the first thing that came to mind was this date that I had went on a few years ago, where we decided to FaceTime before our date and the FaceTime opened with him sitting on the ground with two katanas in each hand. So that was already shocking enough. I asked him, "Yeah, you want to show me the gas swords?" And he said, "It's my surprise. "It's my surprise thing about me." We then just spent past that and talked about the date. And as we hung up, I kind of sat in my car and wondered, "Is this really what I want to do with my life?" And I said, "Fuck, let's do it for the plot." And we went on our date and then, of course, as first dates go, we went to David Buster's. And in the David Buster's there was a Kung Fu Panda game that had like paddles that you had to hit in order to win the game. And he proceeded to play this game three times and beat the shit out of each paddle on there. Damn, they're knocking over the game itself. It's a huge ass thing that he still kicked, literally kicked it. And so I'm like, inching away from him to make sure that people don't think of with him. It's at the end of our date, so we'll leave after that. He asked me if I want to go out again and I say no. And then I speed-walks in my car and call my ex and cry. - Right. - Wait, I had no idea it was going to be these two humongous knives. - Yeah, well, it's mine, it's mine, it's yours. - Back that she still went after she saw the swords. - This is the type of shit that will happen though, like when you're still in the swing with your ex. Like, honestly. - Oh, right, like, I need a sign. I need a sign that I need to go back to him and then suddenly - And then you go onto the ton of day. - And then you go on the ton of day. - Yeah, like, let me go back. - Girl, then you on the ton of day. - No, that's the kind of shit that I'm running back to Bay, like, fuck. - No, like, on the phone crying, like right after the day. - Honestly. - Like, this streets were fucked up. - And again, can I say eight? Like, these stories are T. - Hey, Dom and Maya, I'm a huge friend from South Africa, and this is one of my smoking encounters. So this happened during the islands, like, a little kid. And I would always visit my grandma in the eastern gate during December holidays. And I would do this with my cousin. Now, where my grandma stayed, a lot of the people in the area were kind of known to engage in witchcraft. And my all-duty stylistics, scary stories about them. Now, we didn't really believe her until one of these things actually happened to us. So, me and my cousin were in my grandma's kitchen. Now, my grandma has those doors that are kind of divided in half, and they have a top and a bottom half. So, the top half was open, and this was like late at night. And we hear a small squeaky voice calling my cousin's name. Now, as we're in curious kids, we go outside and we see my neighbor's cat calling my cousin's name and telling her to come here on a pile of rubble and her eyes were, like, blacked out. So, we screamed and ran into the house and started crying. And, like, it's a moment that we were never forget. That's basically the encounter. Love you guys. - I grow loving you, loving you. - And kids be seeing through the veil real bad. - But I feel like also it's like the rural areas. We're like, they be top-ded. - In the videos of cats talking. - Yes. - This is like a thing. - Yes. - I see people's cats, and they're like, they like meow, but they're like saying. - No, they're like, hey, yeah. - Where are we? - Where are we? - I'm like, ew. - Girl, bad. - I'm using this dog that, like, communicates by hitting the buttons. - Yes. - Yeah. - It's like, bitch, bitch. - So funny. - Like, bababoo. - That looks like cat, yeah. - I thought that was cat. Girl, please. - Is my cat said hello? - Yeah! - That was just a- - Oh, I already know. That's me. - I was like, yep. (laughs) - Is this your little bit of cat? It's not to me? I don't know how to do that. Oh fuck, you know what I mean? Get the bug out of here. - Girl, the blacked out eyes, like that was very coraline at y'all. - So scary. - Girl, that is Kareze. - I just don't know if I love or if I don't like that. A part of me is kind of like, that's cool. - I would love animals too. - That's very scary, but it's cool. - Seeing it as a kid versus seeing it now. Like, you see it now, you'd be like, oh, okay. - Oh, seeing it as an adult, I would literally pick that cat up by the tail. But that's why I'm saying, kids, be having that, like, kids can go there. - Why would you pick it up by the tail? - 'Cause I'm like, you're going to the Smithsonian. And like, I don't, if I literally heard a cat that was like, Maya, Maya, come here. I literally be like, okay, yoink. Like, girl, you're going to the museum. - You need to keep that to yourself. 'Cause I can't deal with that right now. And you don't wanna see what the outside world's gonna do to you. - Yeah, at all. - They, they. - I'm just very H2O pill. - You're right, you're sort of going to the museum. - You're like, over-simulating me right now. - No, like, if I thought Cat will black down, I was going, it might be like, y'all, it's my time. - I want one of those cats of. - Miao. - I want one of those cats. - Who's that? Who cats are that? - Like, if I Cat talked, I would be like, Miao. - I think you need that. - You could probably do to that, you could do it. - Like, that's how I would want my cat to talk. - Yes, me, me. - I want my cat to be like, Miao. - Right, right. - No one wants a cat. - Miao. - There we go, there we go. - Yeah. - There we go. - I'm just winging, everyone loves being off. Like, oh no, no, no worries, let me just take my knob too. - Yeah. - Oh wow. - Can I tell you something? - Of course. - My leggings are just sitting at my thighs right now. - Okay. - It's not okay. - They're literally like, they're literally right here. - It's the way you dress the shoe. - And my leggings were literally at my knees and down. - Thank you. - I was like, these can't go up any higher. - Oh, no. - These are absolutely like, they're just so loose that they're literally just like, been falling down every move I make. - Like, loof. - So if you see them at my ankles, just please say something. - It's like, I'll tell you. - House in this Halloween costume and you think you look so cute and you feel so cute, but like, these only have like a warranty of like, about an hour of looking cute. Once your past that hour, it is genuinely just like, okay, so I'm in a furnace and like, I need to be freezing cold. - Wash my meow. - I need to wash my meow. - Wait the bag being here, I'm like, oh. (laughing) - Meow. - Okay, here go to last one right here, y'all. Y'all mind if we do the last one real quick? - Yes. - No, no, I don't mind. - I said yes. - Wait, perfect. - That's my dream. - But I meant no. - That's my dream. - Hmm. - Oh, and that's okay. - I have to do you want to go for it. - Oh wow, sorry. - I'd love to use I've honestly wildcard it. Guys, I'm like hungry. Can I be honest about that? Should we order something? - Maybe Y'all the new menu is so fucking good. - Menu? - Yes. - Is it Kaya? (laughing) - I talk about my love. - Oh, the 80s menu. - I really would talk to you when you- - But they- - You just straight face with this towel. (laughing) - I was like, wait. - The first thing I ever ate at Taco Bell that like, made me a Taco Bell stand when I was in high school. They have back on the menu right now. - What is it? - It's the beefy- - Five layer? - No, the beefy crunch burrito. - Okay. - With the fiery chips. - I low-key. - Oh. - With the fiesta strips. - But they have the bear chalupa, which is literally wrapped in like a fried chicken. It's wrapped in fried chicken with like the chalupa filling and it's so- - Oh, honestly, I think I'm gonna get a grilled cheese for you. - Ice cream and- - It's so good. - Irvine. - Yeah, 'cause that's where the headquarters is. The problem with that. - Yeah. - It is. - They have the first ever Taco Bell. They literally picked it up. (laughs) - Just for you to hear it. - I'm like- - From where? Sorry, I don't know why I'm asking you like, "Yeah, I'm sorry." - I have no idea why. - I'm like, "Where did they get it from?" (laughs) - But they picked it up. - Like Patrick's handle. - Did you say wide load? - Did you watch SpongeBob? - Of course they did. - Okay, just making sure. - Of course I watched SpongeBob. - Just knowing that about my father. - My father's favorite show. - He had like, he has a SpongeBob backpack still. - Oh, sister. - Don't come into my house, you're about to be mad at shit. - I just watched the episode the other day, where Sandy was really hairy and big, and she was growling. - She was hibernating. - Yeah, and they took the fur off of her, and then they hibernate. - Like them waxing her fur off to make a hat. Okay, sorry. (laughs) - I'm mad. - Okay, we go and handle this. Then we're gonna put in our talk about order, and then we gonna go bonus. All right. - Hey all, so this happened about a year ago now. I was talking to this guy who was two hours away. For some context, I live in the mountains. There is no K-dating scene whatsoever, so yeah, I had to try that. distance. I drove down there once and then a couple months later in the winter he drove up to see me. He was going to spend the night and then wake up at six and he was just going to drive back down the mountain for work. So he spends the night whatever we wake up at six, I'm walking him out and it's not all night. Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. So I was like maybe you should just stay like in call of work and he was like not as fine. So he leaves, I go back to sleep because it's too fucking early. I wake up three hours later and it's just a text and it's a picture of his car that it slid off the mountain or slid off the road. The mountain is crazy. Slid off the road, flipped his car into a ditch and it's basically in the woods at this point. He told his car and I was like maybe I can't drive down there like I have a camera. I don't have four-wheel drive. There is no plane. So his family friend ended up driving and picked him up and I'm pretty sure that was the last time I saw him. I ended up ghosting him but he had to get a new car and I felt kind of bad. Yeah, I didn't put out either while he was up here. I kind of played in his face so he left my house with a total car and blue balls. Let me guys. Oh, the kiss at the end of the day is a ride and I'm a sick beside you twin though, try it. Baby, you did not ghost this man after he fl- And he should have turned his ass right back around and went back in for round two, check in, tap me in. I would have walked back up the mountain. You got the framing voice? Are we ready? I would go. Love you boys. I would have walked back up the mountain dead ass. I just know that with my dick out. Girl, is that that point? You ain't got no car. All you got to give is dick. Like, you know, that's what it's best. That's what they all they have to give is dick. Sorry, Bob. It's just crazy. No shade, but I'm just like, listen, y'all know I don't play about car safety and everything, but I just have to say that it's just like one of them tanks where it's like, you needed to get to work that unless you have a Tacoma with like chains on the fucking tires. It's just like, why would you like even play with the elements like that? I like that. He didn't wait till he waited till the very end of the story to say that he was okay. Honestly, it's just like any story that started with I had to travel anything over 20 minutes was already chopped. I'm just noticing that as like a pattern. He went up the mountain in the winter. God, the idea of being on top of a mountain and hosting, you're so blessed. You're like, now you can come to me. Like, oh, I can go through the troll on the bridge. Like, what do you mean? Like, like, when you're like, I can host, it needs to be like accessible. He's like, I can host and it's like over any change. So you're going to change on your tree. And then the audacity to have a camera to just literally be like, yeah, I know we're supposed to read the one that flipped the car, but he went through enough back and then it's like on the other side is like him submitting a story where his friend had to drive two hours up this note to get him and then take him back so it was just like, damn it. I know right. I'm just like, the friend having to drive like, God, this is really like horror stories for the friends. Like, the friend should submit the friend that drove and picked his ass up and the friend that picked up the Halloween. I need their side of the story and their story time. Well, that's why you have to know where your friend is going because shit like that does go down. You know, even if you're 50 minutes away, you got to know exactly where you're going because it's like you never know when you need to do the emergency pick up. You never know. Girl, I'm actually having like a hook up in the middle of the fucking forest and you're like literally in this like snowy cabin and the only thing that can keep you warm is like fireplace and like the warmth of your body. So you literally have nothing and then you wake up and you see there's snow outside. So let's just go round two. You're setting the stage stove beautifully, plate set, mashed potatoes with gravy. You're ready to go and he said, actually, I'm going to flip my car. Oh, okay. No one had to. So y'all thought I was like that was like, I don't know what job, like I don't know what job. Girl, he must be the president of the goddamn. I don't know. Really not of the play. You are opening the local supermarket. No, we got to get that toilet paper rush is going to happen today because it's snowed. We got to get in. Right, exactly. We got the framing boy. So we got to get that toilet paper. We got the gravy boys. All right, three, two, one. Wow. Just like, I love listening to their voices. Well, if you're about to hear about five more, so no worries, my love. But this was everything. Yo, this was every day. Seriously, you guys, I'm freaking out. This was everything. No. So just like, love me. Oh, wait, what do you guys is neighborhood watches for the week? What's my neighborhood watch? I just watched a doll. Why was I literally about to say a doll? Why is it so funny? It's so funny. I was like, LMA fail. I literally text my friend. I was like, I'm like laughing out loud, which is really hard to do for me. That's really hard. They're such a cute ensemble too. Yeah, I just finished it yesterday. We were parallel. No, I'm sorry. They gagged it. And like, guys, if you guys ever like need somebody to read for something, like just know that like, happy to do it. Yeah. Oh, one thousand. And I'm not just kidding. They're gonna snatch you three. Love. She's a beard. I'm touching you down there. No, because I'm like, just trust that like, yes, I don't have an acting reel. But like, I could make one overnight like just in my room. So just know that. Just know that. Have you seen? Oh, yeah. Love. It's so funny. I don't know why to be so long to watch it, to be honest. Honestly, love when they get like, Gen Z writing rights. Yeah, it was so funny. Like everything they said, I was like, LMA fail. I was like, guys, I would love it. I would love it. I love it. Insane. If you need anyone. If y'all ever need like, somebody to like, and I would love to. Ever. New hires. New hires. Whatever. The podcast episode. Just watch this on the flight over. Limited series. So that's how you know I'm sold. Tales of the city on Netflix. San Francisco, queer, chosen family, Elliott Page leads it. Literally fantastic. It's all about this older woman that has this like magical house that gets everybody together. And it's all about like, I don't know, it's all about like, chosen family and like, honestly, there's a lot of like, gender, hard conversations that they have in this that I'm like, whoa, that made me think of this differently. Like, I don't know, they really do a good job of like, addressing whatever that annoying person on Facebook is saying about like, pretty much every marginalized group. And they find a way to like, talk about it while also like debunking things. I don't know. It's like, it's really, it's served its fucking purpose through the dude. It's like, amazing. This is the same one. Did it come out like a couple years ago? Or maybe can that up? Okay, that's what I thought. Because I remember, I had friends who were wrecking it too. Yes. Okay, period. I'm going to watch because you said that. I show a watch. And it's a quick, it's like 50 minutes, like an episode. But I think it's only like 12 episodes or something. It's super. Yeah. Oh, the limited edition. No. And this really hot guy is in it that he's like, 50, I want to say in this show. And I'm like, I get it. Oh, and San Francisco always makes me feel so nostalgic. Like I know I'm about to be sick as how watching this. Oh, yeah. Girl gagged it. Need testaments. I finally finished handmaid's tail. And now I'm watching the testaments. And it's chase infinity. Like, don't even worry. Right. Love her down. And the cast is tea. But also it's just like tea period. I feel like it's a little more coming of age core. But it's like really, really fucking good and super well done. And handmaid's tail period is just super fucking well done. Right. Like well done stage, which is like gaggy that the main diva is a Scientologist. Yeah. I didn't know that. I did see that at the annual Scientology Awards or whatever they do. And I was like actor of the year. All right. Because Scientologist IRL. Yeah. And then it literally the star in hand in his tail, which is like, well, she can really lean into the role you see. Oh, well, Jason Fendi, we love you, baby. Jason Fendi. I love Jason Fendi. You will always have fans. She's really nice. Oh my god. Really? Yes. Girl award. I'm really pretty. Yeah. She's absolutely such really nice. Well, man, bye. All right. We're going to be at Patreon if you want to hear more crazy stories. Right. You know, we got to feed the Patreon girls as well. So like, we'll see you over there. If you're on the Patreon, if not, girl, y'all know what it is. We love y'all. We'll see you next week. [Music]