Rabbi Dave Smith Fails The Anti-Semite Test | FILE_18 | Mystery Boys

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I didn't get, I ain't got nothing for this, I mean, I grabbed coffees before we got here. And he grabbed coffee too, and he's going to make a big deal about that. You can bet on that. It's a mystery boy certificate of appreciation. What is that? He still need to sign it. It just says we're, thanks for coming on the show. What is that? Does it? But when I sign it, is there like mystery? You don't sign it. He signs, but you're welcome to sign it. We have a different thing for you to sign. What? Who do I appreciate? Who made this? I made it. It's for Dave. It's a certificate of appreciation. Oh, this is beautiful. Thanks. Where do you get this paper? This is like paper. Staples. Oh, it does is like important. Go from a paper. Well, that's what's great. You could get certificate of staples and just give them out to your friends. Oh, my goodness. They're powerful. Certificates are powerful. Okay. You got the store of Epstein on there. Yeah. It does. I do remember one time being in a printing shop for some reason or whatever. And that was like one of the things they had was this, but it was like a Harvard thing and there was, for whatever reason, there was like a little part of me that's like, I can print that out right now. Easily. And just say. No, if you really think about how the, you could just go to staples, get a certificate, put anything you want on there, frame it. Now you're a doctor, a surgeon, put that on your wall and people are so conditioned. Who's the guy who, uh, what's his name, Leonardo DiCaprio played in that movie? Who is the con artist guy who used to write the fake checks? Yeah. Don't you wish we lived in a time when you could just be a con artist? Well, that's always fake. That's always fake. Frank Abignau's a liar and, uh, Jesus, you can't, Kurt, you ruined everything by knowing too much about it. I know. I can't have anything anymore. I know. It's pretty crazy when the next one can't be in the captain. And Kurt's got to be like, you know, it's a file ring, right? That's the whole next. You know that. You were a kid for sure, you were like, there's a Santa Claus. Yeah. Who was witness? Of course I said. We don't do Christmas. You fucking pagan. Here is his in third grade. He's ruining things for everyone. I was by now in the whole bunch of shit. Oh, don't worry about my relationship with my family's based on fuck you. There was a real Saint Nick and he were kids. All right. Here's a mass of years. So ready. We did your kids. First of all, the real Saint Nick was Turkish. Gross. Number one, gross. Jank, jank, jank. Number two. He was in balls of these teen, Epstein age girls father. So they wouldn't have to become horrors. And that's why he was, and then somehow with that sanny clause now. And those golden balls that he gave them, the, what are you really doing at the same class? We brought it up. But like, he's Turkish. Sharp to tell you the truth. But he was Turkish. But like with my fucking gross, like with my kids, we just like, you know, sing songs and I get in presence and stuff. Well, okay. But then it's don't lie in some of our turk. You don't see a filthy Turkish human traffic. I brought the presence. You know, I do. Because I, I tell them the truth. You try to do it through a cut out with sanny clause. Hey, what are your thoughts on elf on the shelf? Oh, that, I do, well, listen, I'm, I'm a Jew, but I married a Catholic. So like all this shit's like introduced to me, but now it's, it's kind of, but I do also have elf on the shelf thing. I, we don't do it like that. But I do find that weird. I find that very weird. Elf, I would not want to like train my kid that they're being watched and. Can't act to God. They're getting trained for adulteration. For flot cams. That's Elf in the shelf is just flot cam. I mean, sounds like to me, let's see here. Mench on a bench. Have you tried that one? This is the first I'm, I'm learning of this, this is a thing like, yeah, we're just copying what the Christians do. Did I make an anti-Semitic confession to you or my boy instead of just a cute throwing these out? This is what happens. It starts as confronting. And then by the end of the show, you might, you made some points. I might be projecting at Dave, at the Jew Dave Smith right now. Yeah. And I told Grock to find, I need a thing, like a word like Shalom in Hebrew that means fuck Israel. He could just say, and the word is Zalom. Wait, I don't know, I'm not getting it. Zalom. Is there a Shalom? If you say Zalom. That means fuck Israel. And if you want to write it really bad, Zalom, dash Israel, it means a dick upon Israel. In Hebrew? Yeah. It means a dick upon Israel. Because the way Hebrew is written is, there's these letter switch out jokes and you see it all throughout. You know, I'm a deep student of the Torah. The way the language works, you can switch letters out to make like a pun or a joke. But Zalom instead of Shalom, don't make merch of that and sell it. Okay. It's not, it's a poor man two word or sort of that made up. Zalom. Oh, Zalom. No, not Zalom. Zalom. Zalom. Oh. Zalom means a penis on. A penis on. You don't shit like that dick on you and Shalom. What is that? Zalom. Yeah, Zalom. Can you use it like in Hebrew? Could I, could I do it in like a self deprecating way, like if I messed up, could I go, well, dick on me. Well, I don't know what on me left my car keys at home. You have to say Zalom, Ben Dave Smith, I don't, I don't know how you think about it. No. Ben David. Oh, there we go. Ishim Ali Zid. Oh, shit. Look, I'm all Zin, well, ain't that just dick on me, Don, I gotta go back, you know, I don't like that. I gotta go back to Hebrew school. I dropped out and I regret it. For the record, I wasn't saying I like dick on me. I was saying I like that as like a phrase. It's a blessing and decoice. I mean, we all have a dick on us. If you have a dick, there's a dick on us. I always, I have one on me at all times, especially in Texas. That's why Balum was beating his donkey when he was riding to curse Israel and the donkey stopped and he beat the donkey even harder. What kind of a story is this? You know, what is that? Then the donkey wouldn't go because it's so an angel saying don't go so the king of some country, it doesn't like Israel, probably around, hired this guy, Balum, to go put a curse on Israel. Like, you hired a guy to do what I did with Grock in five minutes. Right. But dick on Israel, basically Zalom. And anyway, Balum is riding his donkey and then it just stopped and wouldn't go to Israel so you get this curse done, you know, and he's like, come on, donkey, is he beating it? I don't think he's just jerking off really hard to me. He beats his donkey even harder. That's what I'm saying. He's beaten his donkey. And then the donkey speaks to him and says, why are you beating me? Oh, man. And he goes, and then he answers it, he goes, because you will not go to what I said. There we go. King Balak said, Balum. So you're saying what's actually happening here is he was jerking off and having a conversation with his cause. Exactly. Exactly. The plot of Fight Club. That's right. You guessed it. That's the plot of Fight Club. Okay. First up. Okay. Well, let's get right to the first order of business. The Lindsey Clancy, the case that is tearing this country apart, Lindsey Clancy, the one I just heard about now, because why would you be following this unless you're a fucking illiterate? Are you familiar with Lindsey Clancy? I'm aware of the case. I'm not following the case. I'm following it. Everyone's obsessed with this thing. I know. So that's how you know the MK Ultra project is stalled is in full effect, because why would you follow this like it concerns you? People have brought, I broke up with my fifth wife, Jenna, because she told me this chick may not be a, it may be her husband. People are yet splitting up. She's trying to pull some shit like Candace, she's trying to become a Candace Owens at me. Yeah. To take me off the fucking, and we're, I'm like, where's your positive evidence, okay? You Andrew Wilson's. Where's your Wilson director? Do you understand what positive evidence is? It's like AIDS based evidence. Yeah. Okay. Um, you did have to give her $300,000, which was weird. I felt like that was your name. I go, take $300,000, Jenna, and get the fuck out of my house. She won't forget that. Take $300,000. You got her, man. No, where's your positive evidence? And then you go after a few hours, you go, I guess this is basically a tie. All right. See you later. A.I.I.I.I.I.I. I'll tell you that I won. Yeah. I ask it. U.S.I.I.I.I. If you prompted the right way, it will tell you. I mean, Patrick BedValue said they both won and he's right. Patrick BedValue said, because I'll tell you why they're both won. We cause, like, $300,000. We don't remember what they talked about, but everybody saw his name that put out there. And yeah, in the best way possible, too. The best way it could be seen by the public, sweating and twitching and yelling at a pregnant woman. And nobody feels any differently. Well, some people now think Ericka Kirk did it. Thanks to you. So that's great. That's what you want, right? I called her retarded. I made it seem like she probably did it. Yeah. I don't know, man. I think probably Candice moved people in her direction in that debate. I know she did because I watched people saying, I think it was probably worth it in that regard for her to do. But how many Jewish settlers, how many Jewish settlers will move a few of them watching? They went, these Palestinians do have rights after all. But anyway, why did Israel even come up at all his first opening? He's like, I'm sorry, Israel, like, why would you pay money and then bring that up? When I started, when I made that beautiful musical tribute to him, which is not a insult, we played it last week or this future week for Professor Shag. Yeah. Everyone loved it. It was called The Wilson Shake. That's his term, not mine. Well, objectively, it's a good song. His whole family has the shake. If they don't, never hurt his ins, these people. They don't get a siggy. They're going to get a little creative. I'm an outbound myself. I prefer the house. I prefer the house. Of long lasting, great tasing out. Hey, you don't want to sleep. I'm talking to some lying bitch. Okay. So anyway, the other big story, besides that, it was very commercial. Tucker Carlson, 2028. That's why we have, we want to sweat when you talk to some chicken. No, you want to straighten out a bit for the traitors way possible? Why should pregnant? Have you ever talked to Tucker Carlson about his birthday date or the eve? I have briefly talked to Tucker Carlson about that. You know, this is about Tucker Carlson, right? Is there anything he's a real deadhead? He followed the grateful debt. Tucker Carlson, that's very suspicious. They suck. Okay. Wait, I want to talk to him. I really thought Kurt was about to get into some mk ultra dead start. Oh, it was just to take on their music. Oh, that's some good songs. Oh, and one more thing, Dave. Courtney loves dad was their manager who wrote a book about it. He worked for the CIA and in the forward to his book, he said dedicated to the boys bohemian growth. Those great boys. I'm Luke Tuma. I'm Nate Marshall. I'm the social media guy. Check out our new comedy sports show Hoopin Huddle presented by YMH Studios. And this is Pardon Our Balls. Oh, that was perfect. I apologize. You all right? You good? 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And we know when you see that Dave. I believe in God Scott doesn't he's he's an atheist, but he's still right. Well, he's a gathiest. Did you try that on him? That works. That's good man. I'll circle back to that. Oh, you wow. Dude, you just put gay on the fun. Anything like I learned that Andrew Wilson Academy. Is that the thing? I'm an atheist. You snort like a man pig and then go like a gathiest. You like smizz. You know how Christ once said that? I believe in it. Is it in John where he's tied to the whore at the well? You like smizz. You dig bitch. Remember that? Sorry, I'm the only trad one here. So anyway, this bitch that killed all her kids. We established in the feud. When is that episode come out? The Zhang episode. Because here's the one argument nobody makes is um. She was on Brody pills. You know them school shooter pills. They made Brody take his own life because they onboarded a different amount. That's what she was on. And nobody of the, you know, there's all these only two arguments to everything as we all know. As I'm killed, she teaches us. Nobody picked up on she's on school shooter pills. The ones that make you gamble and have suicidal ideation. Especially maybe you have a postpartum depression on top of it. So this is distracting from a lot of shit at once. The idea that everybody should, it was like that kid that stabs somebody a blackhead here. We're in Houston. And, uh, you know, you're real hard hitting journalists like your Jeremy's of the quartering really like on all over it, you know. And, uh, like, and I was like, why it really is this? Okay, I live in Milwaukee and I'm like, well, I sound sad. But I mean, like, why are you telling me this? Right. This in Greta Thunberg are both the same level of usefulness to me. It's isn't, you know, the, um, what was it? The, uh, the Pulse Night Club. Sure. I remember that one. So it was like an LGBT uh. Dude, I was there. But if you look, uh, so I don't remember the detail. Well, obviously you were, you were dancing. Dancing, uh, dancing and helping the guy plant. Um, no, but so you know the whole thing, it was all a fucking Muslim dude who was pissed off about the bombing campaign in Syria. That's right. It was like fucking furious about that. Yeah. And he didn't even know it was a gay club. If I'm remembering these details, no, you're remembering. Exactly correct. It was a gay club. He just went to shoot up a club because fuck you. You're killing babies in Syria. And then the whole story became about LGBTQ hate. When you're like, yo, no dude, this was a story about blowback terrorism being caused by our fart and policy. So the story was a national story forever. And no one even talked about what the fuck the real story was. I'll be able to do it. I'll be able to listen. Why's that to do with, uh, I'll be able to do it. I'm saying killing gays is good. Oh, okay. Okay, that's good. No, um, yeah. So those stupid stories are the, and they're always a lot. I can't think of a single news story. That's, that's correct from 20 years ago. They name a new story from 20 years ago. You can remember where you're like, oh, like, or, you know, Columbine or a few news stories that they reported at the time that were correct. But like, the people went to jail. Well, no, you know, it's interesting. Sometimes there's like, you could catch like before they make up a propaganda lie. Right. They would tell the truth about it. Yeah, right. Because it was, you know, there's real interesting, uh, they're, is this trick? Is this like a trick opening cooler? Great. Yes, one of those old trick opening coolers. That's what they think is funny in this story. Well, uh, uh, stop doing it with that trick. Cooler, man. He, they do it every episode. They get him with that thing. So the, it's a good joke. It's not fucking funny. Continues, uh, professor. Well, it's atheist noted atheist Scott Horton. He had this in his book, but there's a, what do you mean noted atheist? No, it's current. Just talks about how he's noted it. I know dated it right now. And it's been notated several times. Okay, so he's an atheist, uh, but he's a, so in, there were two interviews that I think it was ABC news, did with Osama Ben Laden in like 96 and 94, where they like actually like got interviews with him. And the story at the time, it would be like, they'd interview him about why he hates America. Yeah. And then you'd be like, I hate America because of your military presence over here. And you kill all these kids and you, you know, all the sanctions and all this shit. Yeah. And then they would just be like, well, he hates us for our foreign policy. Scott, back to you with, like, that was just the news. Right. Because the lie that they hate us for our freedom hadn't been invented yet. That wasn't invented until like after 9/11. So sometimes if you go back like they were giving you the real news. I'm almost in a way, because they weren't even thinking - Give it on that. - Right. - Okay, Joe DeRosa's-- - Right. - Thank you, who pulled this up? - I did. - That's great way of work, Tanner. See that, this guy, this is what an atheist look like. - Handsome Joe DeRosa? - Half black, I was gonna say half black. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Handsome Joe DeRosa on his absolute best day. - Tall, drink a chocolate milk, I'll tell you. - Like just fucking, if DeRosa, it's too late now, but like 15 years ago he had turned it around, really hit the gem, given up this comedy nonsense. - Well, he did that, he's got a sandwich empire, but I think this will, it reminds me of C. Thomas Howell on that great movie he did, and then he never worked again, where he became black to get a scholarship. - Oh yeah, holy shit. What was that called? - The best movie ever made. - Soul man. - Oh, so man. - Soul man, it's actually very close. I believe it's a prequel to the upcoming Ben Shapiro film, Run, Hide, Fight, except for Dave Lucas, which Jenna pointed out, and don't be mad at me. - Jenna said that. - Can we play a trailer? - She goes, is he gonna run in the run fight? - Oh wait, play Run Fight, what's it called again? - Run Fight, Hide. - Can we play it? - Let's fuck up, Jenna. - Let's fuck up, let's play the trailer. - But if it's like Jenna, it was being made to Dave Lucas and no reason. - Let's fuck up. He's a good guy. - We who love and surf a lot, fuck back. - A lot. - Against the Americans and the Zionists. - Who plays these eras, are they all just like you do? - It's secularism, and the lands of all of you. - Are you really Eli Walla casting, you know? (rhythmic music) - Wow. - Another way, electric guitar, daily wire logo. - They retired Delta Force soldier with a new book out. - Oh, he's from Delta Force. - He's a polar officer, those brain dead protestors. - Get in the current client. - I should call this scientist. - He will be allowed on campus. - Mr. Saunders is a close personal friend of Joshua Freeman. This is a decision I cannot find. - There are three ways Islam will conquer the West. - Oh man, do we even want to spoil this waste that Islam will conquer? (laughing) - All right, give us two. Give us two. - Yes, we can handle two. - Let's give us two. - No, what is his stake in this movie? - No, I don't see the whole movie. - Now, fucking, we was Kang's the conqueror over here. (laughing) - America's gonna be overrun by black Israelites. - Yeah, if you remember, we was Kang the conqueror. You see, what these Muslim pricks do is tell you, you can only beat your wife with something like this long, but there's a free country. I could beat her. I could beat my shiqsa with whatever the fuck I have on hand, is what I say. - But it's real interesting to me though, this whole thing, because it's, you know, like the daily wires is, you know, a sense like that's Masad headquarters. So this is, I've had my finger on the pulse of the Zionist propaganda over the last year, and it's really changed. It's safe, they've come, listen, this is the thing they're doing now. They're making a big pivot. They basically realized that they're, they spent the first three years attacking us from the, from like the fact that left kind of, you know, like it was, it would almost be like that. - Well, that's our old band. - The fact that it left. - No, it's not the fact. - That's my favorite part of my life. - Hey, that's the least favorite part of my night. - Because a bundle of sticks is stronger together. - Please, Mr. Faggot left. That's my father. - Well, it's, we were, it was a fashus band, but it's, you know, the fashie is a bundle of sticks. We were in English faggotism. - But so they were trying to say forever, like year and anti-Semite was essentially the thing, right? - Yeah. - You're gonna go, oh, you racist was their thing. And they realized that's completely failed. And now they realize like that the right wing has gone like hard right wing nationalist anti-Israel. - Yeah. - And so now they're pivoting to go and look, we can't defend Israel and we can't call you a racist for being against us, the genocidal people. - The three W's, you're saying the three W's. - They're not working anymore. - Women, Waces and Wusha have worn off. - They've worn off, they know it, they recognize this. - And the weather for W's. - Yeah, they can't. - You Waces, they don't Wusha and no weather on my phone. - They don't want us to wands the kids anymore. So now we have to move on to fuck the Muslims. - By the way, the far right wing that's an argument they can win, they can't defend Israel, but they could go, hey, fuck Muslims. And at least in that example, hey, I can point to any fucked up things Muslims do now and then go, oh, look at these fucking savages. So that's the new, watch all the Zionist propaganda for the next year is gonna be fuck the Muslims. - What do you think is better casting? - For this movie, for this probably end film. - As a scholar, this guy, we was Kang from the conqueror or what's his name in "Army Hammer, the Cannibal" and fucking that uva bull movie where he fights the Muslims in Germany. - Yeah. - Which Israeli-funded casting decision was better. - Well, this shicks a beater or the shicks a eater. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Well, you've asked, you've asked the obvious question that was sitting right in front of all of us. And there's actually a lot of literature on this. - Well, let's have popcorn and mystery dogway into, go ahead and bring 'em in, Jada. Even though you support that woman that murdered her kids, we're still broken up. - Are you on the Clancy side? - Aw, that, she says that now, 'cause she doesn't want this gravy train to run dry. - Living the good life on a boat. (laughing) ♪ I've run in from the stars ♪ ♪ Just on his horse that road ♪ ♪ The captain said, stick quiet now ♪ ♪ I've gone gave a barb and a strip little post ♪ ♪ This kid's true time with a crooked grin ♪ ♪ Old moon boots torn up and proud ♪ ♪ He thinks he's built for the dog ♪ ♪ But when he starts to walk ♪ ♪ Street dog park was big spot ♪ ♪ He wants more, one spot ♪ ♪ Supreme gentleman ♪ ♪ Supreme gentleman ♪ ♪ I'm gone, I'm gone ♪ ♪ Supreme gentleman ♪ ♪ He barks at me ♪ ♪ Like the old sky ♪ ♪ So, Supreme gentleman ♪ ♪ Tonight ♪ ♪ So, Supreme gentleman ♪ - Okay. Hey, can we show, can we just for a second show this, I just wanna show you guys something, I don't know if they're on this off completely. This is the creepiest video I've ever seen, Dave, I want your thoughts on this. And I'm sorry, but we need to watch the whole thing because the end is just great. - Look at popcorn ready to solve this misery. (gentle piano music) Already I'm grossed out. - Just wait. - Where's her dick? - Just wait. - Hey, whoah. (gentle piano music) - Um, why is this recorded today on a home camera? - Is this the Wilson family, or are you gonna keep attacking them after it, 'cause you beat your friend, Candace Owens? - Wow, wow, Professor Dave. - I don't sit family on Thanksgiving. - Look, this is their tribe life, but you judge that man. Maybe, when you can't see his all the, it stinks of cigarettes in the house. (gentle piano music) - Wow, somebody's got a big pussy in this house, am I right? (laughing) Pop, go, you can tell. (gentle piano music) - Okay, I mean, other than the song songs, what's the. (gentle piano music) Is this a movie? (gentle piano music) Why are they doing this? (laughing) - Yeah, so that's creepy, that's why. (laughing) Everything was fine. Wait, what are we watching? - Exactly. - But what do you know? - What's your family is this? - No idea. (gentle piano music) - They're ready to go to the, they're gonna be in line for that run-hide fight. (gentle piano music) Get the muscle moving. (gentle piano music) - But this can happen to you. You can get born into a family like that. - What? - You could just end up in that fucking house. Wind up. - What? - I'm gonna be honest. - I have a suspicion. I have a, wait, so who are these people? - I don't know, keep playing though, 'cause just wait. - I don't want, okay. - Last part, just the last part, just to really emphasize. - By the way, that song is based on an ode to boy lovers. I'm not making that up. It's a literal parody like Yankee Doodle. Is it parody? So, National Anthem of America is all about love with a boy because the guy that wrote it's a, that's a fact, that's a fact. - I didn't know. - Okay, good, let's see. But let's be creeped out by this. ♪ And right stars ♪ ♪ Through the peril ♪ - But yeah, she's not gonna happen to only fans. ♪ Right ♪ - Oh my God. If you have that many kids, one of them's gonna feel the other one's titties. I'm telling you, that's a fact. - A hundred percent. - I think they want it to happen. - Yep. - One of them's gonna be gay. Are you playing the averages? ♪ And the rocket's red ♪ - Pick out which one's gay right now. - I got that one. (laughing) I made the same call. We know which one's gay. - Yeah, for sure. - No, what's crazy about this? - Is the mom want to be a singer? - Yeah, she knows holding the camera. - Who? - John Wayne Gacy. Well, he's alive. No, this is from way back. Wasn't there a tablet there somewhere? 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It's just a bring them into the world show. It just freaks doesn't freak you. I mean, I guess you were kind of born in a cult, though, but that they didn't. We didn't do that. We didn't salute the I've never saluted the flag in my life because I was in a doomsday cult and that's a blood oath. If you want to be a Christian, you can't make a blood oath or you can, but you shouldn't because you'll be held to it. So I've never, you know, just going with a beating, you'll be held to it. So what would you be held to? So if you pledge allegiance to the flag, you got to do something against Christianity. Now you've made two pledges. You know, like blow up a help Israel blow up the church where Jesus was born. You know, shit like that or genocide. So they're just being good Christians. A good Christian doesn't go to war. He's anti-war. So this lie that you can go to war and be a Christian. That's very always it. I've always found that to be somewhat irreconcilable. It's completely, it's completely incompatible, but we competed a pledge of allegiance. Well, I thought I thought Aquinas and Thomas Aquinas where didn't he come up with the just war theory? Well, wow, that was a really come up with that. Well, he must be a fucking apostate. Okay, you're going to take away. You're going to take Thomas Aquinas away from me? Well, I mean, as a Christian, you're not Christians. So what do you care? Keep going down to the pictures, though. We need to see the sigile. Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Because the flag, the flag's loose the sigile. It's called the Bellamy salute. Keep going, the pictures. Oh, there it is. There it is. I love it. So my favorite sweat. So that was the original pledge of allegiance. No way. So got a little embarrassing, you know, with mistakes being made. What is it, buddy? Oh, you love mommy. I don't know her side. I don't see the problem. It's wild. Happy little white children, if you ask me. Yeah, so we, because really, what's there between your hand like this and the hailing a cab motion? Is the actual difference beside surface level? Nothing. You're trying to, you're taking, doing a ritualized group fucking. That's what was creepy, by the way, is that family group thing of like total control, like your Kim Jong-un? Yeah. And you're mingling religious shit with the flag. Yeah, that's the whole, but that's, um, that's what school, that's what school was, right? That's the school. When I went to school, and well, there was a, it was in school was invented in Prussia. That's why it's all, all that shit is German words. Yeah, you know, it's all kindergarten, what do you say? The Prussian miracle. Wow. So it was a, it was the, in the Prussian Empire, it was the cultural and geographic precursors to the Nazis. Right? And they were, uh, it was, they were having a major problem, which was that, uh, they were trying to fight wars with conscripted armies, and their soldiers would constantly run away. They'd run away, or they'd miss them. They'd piss themselves and freeze. They do all 70% didn't want to fucking serve. 70% of people won't pull the trigger when they get into battle. 70%. Yeah, is it? That sounds right. So you hear the bullshit of humans are so war like, no, they're not. This is one of our, look, one of the worst things about democracy, as opposed to like monarchies and shit, is that democracy like, it perpetuates this myth of like we are the government, the government is us, the kind of like thing where it's like China did this, or France did that, and we think of that, whereas one of the benefits of having a king who ruled over you was you knew what it was. Right. You were like, yeah, this motherfucker rules us. We don't really love it, but like whatever, or maybe you revered the king or whatever. But you weren't like going to fight a war for, and so they came up with this, the solution was school, and they would, they would draft all of the young boys at the age of five, and they would, they would essentially propagandize in the royal servants of the state. Do you know why? Because he's considered the godfather of education in America. He explicitly said it. There's a long quote of his where he said, he goes, listen, we know that we're borrowing the Prussian model and bringing it to America, but surely like if they can use this system to make their kids support autocracy, then we could use the system to make them support good Republicanism and America. But it's the same thing, dude. You take your little children and you put them into a thing where they pledge allegiance to the state. There's other fucking realistic about that, man. That's crazy. Yeah. Okay, but why five? Because at six, there's some brainwave you get to distinguish reality as a kid. So that's why kids are a little harder to handle if they go to school later than earlier. And that's why suddenly Pre-K was so important to success because nobody ever talked that shit. Oh, you got to go to Pre-K. Statistically, they do better. Why? Because it's very expensive in their rich kids. I bet. I'd say I get them away from mommy. All cults is the same thing. I need you away from your mother so the state can get us dicking your fucking brain. So you can go to war for no fucking reason. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck is that noise? Jank, jank, jank. What do you mean? I don't hear anything. Don't hear a thing. Jank. on something true in the universe started talking to him what yeah oh my oh my so you found that creepy did you what that beautiful family look I don't know maybe I was just copied oh Tanner are you calling Dr. Heather Lynn is oh yeah we can okay because she's someone's calling her laptop which is unusual so I thought maybe I'm not calling her right now no okay well while we call her why don't we read Dolly Parton's letter to M&M oh that's a great idea was this written to a candy I thought this was the musical he loves M&M's man there's not too a lot more for others yeah this is really nice no it is to Marshall Mathers yeah no it's to him I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet but get no this is no way that's it that's how he talks no this is that's how he's like you just I mean he just wraps that way okay I'm not sure M&M congratulations you're inducted the rock your all you read it good because I can't hear you God you sound like my kids when I read it yeah yeah your performance was amazing and everybody said so even though I don't know a lot about rap music I've come to know that you are the very best at it aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but my tits are made of alligator dicks what I have to say I will not tell you but I've always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow I'd hope to meet you with the show but you know nuts these things are personally I hate them and I miss my chance but maybe someday we'll meet in the meantime keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well no matter how complex your world may be just know you're very special and touch people in ways you don't even know do you know he's the grandson of Morsha of McGregor Mathers from the Golden Dawn no that's not please please let that be true okay in his mom maybe his mom wrote a book because she's a maniac she said about how his dad would have gone on and on he was down to something too weird like you know cold shit or something he always made a big deal that he was a descendant of McGregor Mathers uh really yeah can you pull up McGregor Mathers maybe it's not you but I think it is true because uh oh Kurt you don't ever have to say that I just assume that with everything you say that is true it's not maybe it's not true maybe it's true it doesn't matter let me join the ride Samuel Ladelle great McGregor Mathers yeah that's Eminem's no it's not his dad it's his dad's like great grandfather something like oh shit look at him he's spitting the rhyme I do this freestyle I can see it yeah but you know about McGregor Mathers right don't you no the guy the Crowley and oh I know about the go oh that's the guy you fought that you not don't tell me that this yes that's oh well that's why Eminem's father used to tell Eminem's while they're a lot do you ever see uh do you ever see the the guy who does the videos I don't know if this is even that big or I just found it but it's my favorite thing but the guy who just does Eminem like just being at home with his like with his girlfriend or just in his house you know what I'm talking about he just does he just does he's just like Eminem but he just wraps about everything and it put the way he does it do is the funniest does anyone know what I'm talking about no you haven't seen that it's just like Eminem in his regular life is the idea of it but it's just like his girlfriend will just come in and just see if you could find it because I'm not gonna do it justice okay don't important you know she had this tattoos all the way up her arms and fuck and they were she would put hide them and Rosanne told me at Thanksgiving she accidentally like outed these tattoos and Rosanne still talks to you I well I haven't told you since that Thanksgiving but I got to condemn I got to condemn anti-Semitism more oh I talk I see her son Jake from time to time but I haven't seen I think he likes me uh she used to really like me and we were cool and then she found out I hate Israel and then she posted really kind of broke my heart she said oh something about how um an anti-Semite blah blah blah blah but I think that you know but I said I responded to her and I said I just said like Rosanne I don't care how much you hate me I love you and then she deleted the tweet so I was like okay I think maybe that's good or she was raised orthodox Jewish and Mormon she told me at Thanksgiving she was do you ever hear the thing how crazy that is she talks about um I forget her story because it's so many different Jews have stories like this but she has some story like that she was so uh her parents showed her the videos of the Holocaust when she was a little kid and like she couldn't sleep for years or something like that preparing so it's like oh okay okay that's why you're having this crazy. In the 90s yeah not only that in the 90s her parents she said her parents satanically abused her and she had split her personalities and then back when that was debunked the idea of um uh what do you call it now they know it's not debunked that a multiple shit multiple words and out of it but she had to walk it back and I always thought that that shit wasn't real because you can hear the satanic panic which is fake that there's no such thing as it that's a marketing term uh so she had to walk back but I think she's telling the fucking truth because Zionism is the strongest based uh trauma based mind control I've ever seen personally it's unbelievable dude. Viva Fry I honestly mean like circumcision well that's part of it that's part of it Hans Kim he told me in South Korea they don't circumcise until they're 12 and they go why do you do that he goes see you remember it so you don't make problems to be funny but I bet that is why because what other reason is there I'm running a breeding program here right and I need to have total control over what you do so that kind of early trauma is a baby that you don't even remember later uh I bet that causes all kinds of good control anyway whatever the point is uh Mormons are the inner circle Mormons are fucking warlocks why would orthodox Jews want to be part of Mormonism they're not compatible well if you're one of them frankis that are real fey that are still around now Candace Owens has told me about them yeah she doesn't factor into this and and by the way I've been talking I told you about him before she did and I'm a little offending you put it on her because I've been blathered about this for quite some time all right you gotta come and Candace Owens like this you better pair 300 grand with the point is this people bring up Candace Owens but none of this has shit to do with her if she disappears none of these facts change right I don't know why they think defeating her does something she's still got to deal with the captain captain sure still got to deal with captain Judd Gettelhorn's coming for your ass okay anyway hey what is a frankis again it's a converso it's it look basically what's a converso like Chris Columbus when Spain was persecuting Jews uh the idea of what's his name sabotage v the original fucking failed Michiak the first the worst uh catastrophe for Judaism before the Holocaust right he uh led 60% of the of them because they're you know it's the end they get millennial they're being persecuted real bad so you get armageddon ideas when every single time when that happens yeah and so he had this thing where salvation through sin like Rasputin did remember Rasputin you got a sin to you gotta be like bad to be good and everything that you've heard is bad you should do the opposite of it because that'll bring the Michiak faster right man but he got on board with it and then he converted to Islam so if you imagine Jesus getting crucified the shame of that to people in that time he has a shameful death back in those imagine this shame they converted to Islam the fucking the the Nathan of Gaza vouchers guy the most respected cobalist of his day and uh that's when the converso things are and Jacob Frank later came came in with that and it's like yeah he just say you're the religion but you do your own thing real meanwhile they're not even Jews like they hate Jews the people that were actually following Torah finally actually they didn't want to communicate people because of pogroms and shit but they finally did because these people were so fucking fucked up the Frankus were working with not even the Pope was in this crazy they were working with like crazy bishops to get regular Jews killed because they hate them the way Crowley hates a Christian these people actually hate a Jew so all those Jews that don't believe in Israel who are because they're following their religion they believe in they marginalized them they're ultra orthodox right the dragon bulls e final form of them that's what I thought no it's it's that these fuckers marginalized them and they'll talk you can find them talking about that's why I never say the Jews because that means you're either a moron or you're working for Zionists and you're trying to always conflate Judaism and Zionism and say they can't be separated but yeah like whether you're whether you're working for them or not you're like in effect you are just helping them so much man because obviously like that's the whole parameter that they set for a reason the whole parameter they set is like if you if you have a problem with this it's because you hate Jews which is so on its face so fucking stupid that it's like you can't even believe that it's like the idea that just going like if I was just like you know I just saw this video of like this mother whaling as her baby was crushed to death under this building in Gaza and it's just like Jesus Christ like what are you guys doing over there yeah I usually remember how much you like Barry the dentist down the straight and you'd like wait how could you even possibly but so it is weird when like critics of Israel do so many of them right this become the thing the Jews the Jews I suspect you why would you hand them the ray it does it does seem that way that's why which group is this the AJC is this one of your afterschool program standard I told you not to bring your personal shit Tanner you have your work computer and your home quiz and see who's anti-semitic and I wish popcorn hadn't run to his mother I want to test it American Jewish committee came up with a quiz oh the blood libel charge let's say I thought it's big I think children children for their blood using blood as an ingredient in virtual breads see eating wait the blood libel charge I've never heard that number wait number see I've seen them now I've personally seen them and this is more than so many exposing them I see them on tiktok bragging about starving them I've seen that I've not seen them eating them that sounds like made up I don't like we have an op there's there's an option for all of the above but you want to start some something you were going to eat. - The number B is the one that used to be, used to be just the motto thing. But it's like a made up thing that you could just make anything for it. By the way, Arabs are semites, so it's crazy to even say at these semitic for just Jews. Semitic is a language. - No, but not only just that, it's not just that Arabs would also be semites, it's that the fucking majority of Jews in the Israeli government, or it's semitic at all. Fucking people from Eastern Europe, a whole goddamn founding of the country. So it's not just that they use the term that also applies to the Arabs. It's like they use the term that is for the Arabs and not for them. Like it's fucking. - Well, the Jews that are Sephardic and the Mizrahi, that by the way, they treated them like American Indians, this is how bad those pocks treated them. The kidnapped and forced to speak this fake Hebrew, they invented out of their asshole 'cause there are makes, whatever they spoke, not this. - Well, and the Jews in Europe spoke Yiddish. They didn't fucking speak. - And they didn't want to do, yeah. And so they treated them more. The ones that were Semitic, those Jews, they treated them. - Yeah, they were horrible. - And the only reason they brought them in, was 'cause they needed the numbers to have a Jewish state at all. So they kind of begrudgingly went, "All right, I guess we'll take these brown Jews." - Look, I thought a lot of modern Jews are the super majority here, and they'll vote for it to be a Jewish state. So 'cause it was the only way they could have a. Look, the whole reason the fucking Nakhba in '48 have, and maybe they'll take issue with this and say, "Oh, 'cause it happened, 'cause of the war, whatever." But the reason, further to be a Jewish state at all, for it to be a democratic state, they go back. - Go back, go back, go back. - Go back, go back. - Too many fucking Arabs there, right? They were fucking, there was like 80% fucking Arabs. - Let's finish this test for them. - They got all another one of your anti, I'm pretty sure the correct answer was all of the above for the first one. - Okay. - And Curtin says that it was only big. - Well, I know that, yeah, the term globalist, which can be neutral when defined as a personal advocate, it's blobby blob, becomes anti-Semitic when describing, A, cultures as evolving, interacting systems, rather than static, what? B, wait, hold on a minute. So you're telling me it's anti-Semitic for the settler Jews out there that spit on you, you're telling me that they're anti-Semitic for-- - Well, it's only one. - Freezing, Andrew Tatum went there and was only spit on once. - A Jewish person who is said to be conspiring to corrupt George Soros, who, by the way, hates Jews. By the way, his money came from stealing from Jews during the Holocaust with his fucking family, helping Nazis pick out Jew shit, and it's on 60 minutes. Okay. Groups of persons claiming special religious enlighten-- - That is true, I saw that. - I don't know the answer to that. - It is the confidant. - I'm gonna say A, but I don't know. - That was very, the A is, no, that's campy, right? A was so weird. - I don't care what they think is right. I'm gonna answer what I know to be right. - A. - It's A. - Go ahead, keep going. Okay, so this ain't Jews with greed can be found in my emails to my agent where they say get some Jews on this. (laughing) What? Okay, listen, I also associate Indians with greed and Scottish people. Shakespeare's the, I mean, come on, Scrooge McDuck, it wasn't McDuckstein, right? - That's true. - Conspiracy theories about the Rothschilds. Now see, that's real, guys. - That's pretty vague. - I associate them with cannibalism, so that doesn't even make sense. - Let me just say this, can I just say this real quick? My family are dear friends with the Rothschilds. - Wonderful people, thank you. If you say anything about the Rothschilds or look into the Rothschilds. - I so like Donnie gave you his necklace. - Or have any kind of sense that something's off with the Rothschilds, you are anti-Semitic. That's scientifically proven. - Well, none of the above, well, no way. A, it was A, I'm wrong, sorry. It was A, the Rothschilds, I mean, they fund wars on both sides and that's a historical fact. - Don't, please, please. - What? - Oh, your friend Donnie's not here to protect you. - Donnie is my friend, he's a good dude. - I don't even think he's a Rothschild, by the way, but we'll get into a later. - He's a Rothschilds. - This is a thing the actual satellite is supposed to say. - Patrick Bidd values one friend who's here right now, he'd kick your ass, okay, go to the next one. The one guy who's Dumber, they both seem like a Dumber guy, but one of them's Dumber than the other Dumber guy. There's the dark hair Dumber guy. - I like Vinnie. - I like Vinnie. - Yeah, he looks like D.F. Swedler. Of course you like him. - Good man. And there's the other guy. - Adam is fucking retard. - Adam, where's the Tiffilum? He puts that fucking box on his fucking head. - Adam, he speaks like he's got a foreign accent of some sort, man. - You know, it doesn't come in until there's certain words that are said, and then you're like, what the fuck was that? - Adam Betvalue is not using his fucking Junog in the way he should. I know you got a higher IQ. You should be using your Junog and you understand. - He was saying something to me about comedy, and he was giving something about his opinion on the roast or whatever. - Good. - And I was like, dude, I don't really, I don't know. I've done stand up for a long time. Have whatever opinion on the joke you have. I don't care. And he goes, dude, I'm not just anybody. I used to own a comedy club. And I go, dude, there's no one who's opinion comedians respect less on comedy. So he goes, no, you don't understand. I own the comedy club, you're like, oh, well, in that case. - What was the answer? - Homostares have a River of the Sea. You know the answer. - River to the Sea. - Go ahead, hit it. - Oh, I thought it'd be funny if they had one just like joke answer. - Likeening the Gaza Strip to the Warsaw Ghetto is a form of this ant. Well, the Gaza Strip is so much worse than the Warsaw Ghetto. So I would never compare two things that are not the same. Is it worse? - Yeah. - Is it longer lasting, for sure? - Zionists occupy government. Name one Zionist in our government. That's nonsense. - That is nonsense. - Name one, name one person. - I wait. - That's a new mystery boys challenge. Name anyone in the United States government. - Who is a Zionist? - Who's Israel first? - It name anyone. - I defy you. Thomas Massey, but he's gone. - I will send you a certificate. - Okay, blood libel, I don't even know. Deadly exchange, I never heard of this. - I feel like blood libel is never the wrong answer. - Yeah, you know what? When you're in death, say blood libel. That's a great point. - Accusing Israel of being a settler colonelist enterprise, and prize the intention is categorically false. Can you name the reasons why? What is, what? - Jewish people are indigenous. - Yeah, not the poloxic came in and then enslaved those Jews that were there and made them speak a different language. - Zionists accepted it. - The 1947 UN partition plan, which is, so because they accept, which that is true. - No, just these in Milokowski's name. - Because they accepted the plan. That means it's not settler colonialism. Like, how does that even make sense? - Yeah, I mean, it's the very definition of settler colonialism when somebody who's not from your country decides who lives there. - So, you go, the UN, the UN agreed that the settlers could colonize the land and we accepted that. Therefore. - We accept your colonization. - It is personally illegal. - Does that sound like your house, Dave? Okay, go to the next one. - All the above, obviously. Okay. Whoa, the claims suggest that Jews run Hollywood. - That's not true. - You know, I'm so sick of a Muslim run Hollywood where I work for many years and these dirty fucking Arabs, they tell you, you're not fat enough, you're too fat. Fuck you, Muslims. - You know, when I used to act, there's nothing worse than when they did the call to prayer, like in the middle of a senior shooting. - I gotta go lift my ass in the middle of shooting a scene all day and I'll do a busy shoot. - It sucks, you're like in the zone and then you've got it. - And then there's no bacon for lunch? - Yeah. - Okay. - The word is no BLT. - I don't even know the answer to this. And I'm already mad at this test and I don't know who the AJC is, but fuck them. Poisoning the well. Hey, you really put, dude, that's a great way to debate. Like you're poisoning the well on this argument. Okay, I'm not gonna let you poison the well again. I would say it to, to say it to Dershwitz. Just to accuse Dershwitz of poisoning the well in the argument. Hey! That's water from the poison well, Dershwitz. You know it. Dude, you should change smoking his fucking face like at Wilson, that's how you win. - Well, it's not in person, but I'll just do it over Zoom. - Uh huh, just change smoke. - I told Rogan, he said, "Now I know we won't be able to do it, but I have one I was watching." I didn't know how bad Andrew Wilson is really. I always didn't think he ever say anything impressive, but I wasn't against him or something. But I didn't know how fucking beyond fucking retarded, chill, lie, and fuck he is. Okay, until I actually looked at his stuff, and I'm like, it's disturbing. You, he's a former army sniper, master gunsmith, and hair model. Okay. - I did see that, that was a weird part of the debate, which can't just kind of let him off on, but where he goes, he goes, your wife tweeted that you were an army sniper, and he goes, she meant it in the colloquial sense of the word. - Yeah, how I was like, we're both snipers? - That's just not a thing. I mean, I don't mean military sniper, right? - I guess you're gonna say positive evidence is a thing that he made up as well. - I guess now we're gonna attack the idea of positive evidence. As if I-- - That I'm okay with. - Here, you be Andrew Wilson, 'cause I told Joe, Tom, $30 in a pack of more, and a carton of morebies. - What's your email? - Yahoo, right there. Please tell us your name. - Oh, Jesus Christ. Could you please? Please put Joey McBagstein and tell him, yeah, thank you. - Thank you. - Please tell us your name. They're scraping your fucking data on top of it, dude. - Oh my god. - Translate, hey. - Four out of 10. - Four out of 10. - Was that mean? - Well. - What, 40% anti-Semitic? - Oh, that's good. That's a low amount. That's not overwhelming. Overwhelming would be 70%. - You could survive. - You could survive. - You could survive if Sammy said. If you ask Andrew Wilson, an overwhelming amount is at least 70%. Like, I remember getting seized on my report card. My mom would get like crazy mad about it. I'd be like, that's an overwhelming guilty or success in this case. - Hey, dig on me, guys. I gotta go take a shit. - Okay, we gotta call Dr. Heather Lynn because, okay, go ahead and shake. (upbeat music) What we really need for this group, for this think tank is some Zionist billionaires. - Alright. - But Duncan is friends with-- - I think she might have mentioned the phone. - Oh, Heather, are you there? - Yeah, I'm here. - Oh, nice, Dr. Heather Lynn. Okay. Okay, so because Dave Smith's here, and I feel like I mangle this because you have a great substag, I would say, and also you, it's on YouTube, right? The video where you talk about this. But you're not Charlie Kirk's Dave. Well, okay, I want you to explain two things to Dave here. One is the Trump fucking fake shooting that I didn't think was fake. I thought that was shit liabwining. 'Cause of course they wanted to kill him. That they hate him. And then you noted that what it corresponded to, which we're not saying, definitely, this is in my opinion now, 'cause Dr. Heather Lynn. And then the second one is the Charlie Kirk killing. Just explain it to Dave, who, by the way, is it you, even if Douglas Murray says he's not? Okay, put on your headphones, okay, go ahead, Dr. And explain your expertise. I want my expertise. Well, I'm a historian and a former professor. Written some books, that sort of thing. So I guess that counts as expertise. (laughs) We'll say that loosely. Yeah, but I do want to stress this is like a symbolic interpretation that kind of aligns with established occult and anthropological frameworks. So it doesn't mean it's literal. And I would like to remind everybody that even some of the Nazi leadership were doing weird things, with dressing in cloaks and a castle and taking advice from Braille, which is that they met at a bar who claimed the channel flying saucers. And so he's so called leaders are historically actually crazy, that said. Yeah. This kind of idea is just a small faction of individuals who could describe to the society. Habad Lubabovitchers, the moonies of Jews? I would say Habad. Right, yeah, I would say so. And different people within the Nazi. It's an intel cult posing as Christians. So the moonies, see I add back to the moonies, Reverend Sun Young Moon, because it's a fight communism. And that's what Habad does. But now Habad is in every fucking gut. So that's Malay, that's fucking here. That's Justin, or what's Trump's son-in-law with the shiny face? Krishna? Yes, Krishna. Yeah, Habad, the Schneerson cult. Okay, so go ahead, sorry, Adam. No, no, no, it's fine. Yeah, so jump in with additional context as needed. But it goes from like the Charlie Kirk situation and you can reverse that kind of reverse engineer back to the Butler shooting. And so when we talk about the injury of the ear, there is a passage in Exodus 21 that is referred to the servant ear rate and has a parallel in Deuteronomy. And it tells the story of an indentured servant who serves a term that is like an economic or agricultural ear cycle and he is allowed to go free. But it said that if he actually loves his wife and children and his master, he will choose Sonoco free. And the way that he can show that he will give himself to perpetual servitude is to be taken to the judges in an Exodus that says the Elohim. And then to the door, the door post sort of foreshadowing like the Passover lamb and his ear will be poured. And he'll shed blood. In that particular verse, it doesn't say the right ear specifically, but later, in Revenable Judaism, it specifies the right ear. What about the wrist and ankle? Yes. And so at that point, there is a-- so the man who chooses to state a servant to Israel has his ear bloody because the ear is the organ that heard the voice of Sinai. And so hearing though isn't just like hearing sound, but also in this sense from Hebrew Shama means to-- not only here, but Ope. And so it connects then to this ear, hand, and then put, because it's through the ears who you listen to. And the hand is what you do. And the foot is where you walk. And that comes from the Hebrew servant of Exodus 21. It goes to the priestly consecration in Exodus 29. But again, it's also echoed in Giddle Leviticus. And that is the consecration of the priesthood that comes in the form of the ordained lamb, or the ordained lamb, on the tip of the right ear. So the blood from the tip of the right ear, in the right phone, and then the right foot. Remember Trump's hand and his shoes came off? Yeah, what happened to his hand? What happened to his hand? What happened to Trump's hand? Well, just blood was dripping down it. We have a big shirt. It just isn't anointing, correct? It's just a consecration. Consecrated with a dead fucking view person in the audience. We got a nice death there. There you go. So this is a trial out of sanctification that starts at the ear who you listen to, the hand, representing what you do in the foot where you walk. And now you mentioned, according to the New York Times, there's a great picture that they had on there that was like part of that set of pictures where he had his fist up like fight. And there's another one that shows the right shoe on the stage by itself, because he held one horseman to stop. So he can get a shoe. He's like, let me get my shoe, let me get my shoes. And so it kind of has that lower built into it. But in some of the Jewish escapological traditions, there are two messianic figures. There's the Shiak, the Messiah Venosa. And he's the human precursor. What he does is bring about war and suffering, which is the preparatory work related to the restoration and conflict that makes the temple rebuilding possible. And so that guy is not being Messiah, because that Messiah then gave it. And that would be the completing pain. And he's the one that actually goes to build the temple and gathers the dispersed of Israel. And he's identified as such, so the sequence is Venosa first. And he is the guy that is the servant that pains the way. And then you have the second, the actual, what many people would say, whether they're like Christian or however, is the actual Messiah. - Do they think that's been, do they think Ben David is alive right now? - Well, that has to do sort of because there it depends. Yes and no, it depends on who you ask. And so if you're looking at Habbad, they believe that they have their Messiah, that they keep past, but that doesn't make it so that his spirit has passed. That's in that. - He's like the Dalai Lama. - Yeah, well, the Lord is learning in it. And so the sparks that come from him can now go into the other vessel charged with Duke carrying out the rest of the stuff. So he's technically not dead. But that's again, that's a not mainline view. That's the one sort of Habbad view of it. - That's right, Habbad is a specific cult. Is a very specific cult. Like the moonies would say they're Christian, but we know Jesus is not a Korean, right. And Habbad's, yeah. - You know what's so important to say, because if you say Christian, that covers everything from Orthodox to Snake Handlers in Appalachia, I guess technically. - It shouldn't though. I mean, it's written down. It's easily written down what you're supposed to do. None of it is the shit they do. Okay, wait, wait. So Charlie, who by the way? - Charlie, now get out of Charlie. - Okay, so they say he died on what they called a menorah, but no pentagram, actually. Mormons built that school. So Mormons, the outer circle of it is those dumb ones that are like, no hot beverages. Or the influencers. Okay, but the inner circle are fucking warlocks. It's actually religion for a cultist. And if you're in the know, so that's why I say Roseanne, when Roseanne told me that, I haven't talked to her since then, I'm dying too. She goes, I was raised orthodox Jewish and Mormon. And I go, and we were getting high. I go, that's weird. And she goes, yeah. 'Cause I didn't know anything. - But she was both of them. - Yeah, did you see already how weird? I don't know if she was trying to tell me something. I'm dying to ask her. But I know what she said in the '90s. I believe her 100% whether she walked it back or not, I know, that's not orthodox, number one, to become a fucking Mormon or just a Freemason thing. That means they're in, and she's into Kabbalah, right? And so that means that they were fucking warlocks. All these, oh, Marshall Mathers' father or great grandfather, the Mathers' fucking wizard, they're all in a Kabbalah. All of them are into Kabbalah. 'Cause it's not even Jewish, it's way before that. In fact, they would tell you Atlanta. - Oh, yeah. - But that's really gay. Okay, so, when there's two different types, it's diverged because there's the working through the tree of life, and then there is what happened through redemption through sin, the practices. - The recipe one. - The high barrier put into it. Yeah, yeah, and so it goes through the tree of death. And the whole point of that is subversion and making everything sort of, you know, the opposite. It's kind of like this old goal. - You'll know them by the fruit of their works or the works of their fruits. I like to say from Hunter the same. But this is the tree of death, this motherfucking country. That's for sure 'cause all the fruit is death. So all death and chop in your own dick off, that's the fruit of America. So anyway, fucking Charlie, I was hard on that guy. I said to his face 'cause of all his features, we're all, remember Patrice is so bad, Todd Lynn, that his features were all packed in the middle of his face. 'Cause while you're eyes in your nostrils, and we're, remember that? And Charlie Kirk is like, his face is a war crime, 'cause it's like a gauze camp in the middle of his head. And because I was enraged at him for downplaying the Epstein files, which I wanna point out again, if you think that there's nothing to see, if you hear someone say that, they're a liar, they're either a moron that wants to be lied to, or they're part of the thing. They're eating no in between. And some of them are friends of mine, but if you act like that, that's not the word. Look, even if you go like, even if you go like, well, look like, you know, let's not get over our skis, let's not like, there are things that we can't prove. Like, dude. Why, 'cause they covered up with black bars. But I'm saying like, he got just like little things. Like, he got an email from his urologist that said, bring great soda and nine year olds. Like, what the fuck is the answer to that? Like, I'm just saying, like, I'm open. What's the innocent nature of that? That's not positive evidence. And I would stick my own tits on that. But look, it is fair to say, that's not positive evidence, right? It's not, but what the fuck is the answer to that? Okay, let's pretend a name. Just reasonably, raise an eye, bro. What the hell is going on? This is why I say to shit live women in big cities that are fucking like, get your conspiracy, but they all love gossip. And they all think Beyoncé didn't have her own kids. But they would tell you your conspiracy theorist if you brought up other shit. Sweetie, if you look at my phone and see I'm having weird calls and whatever, and I go, don't get me that. I won't let you know. And I won't, I just won't tell you things. And you're not gonna start trying to connect dots and figure out what the fuck's going on. And figure out I'm cheating on you unless you're a stupid steppered bitch. You're not gonna do that? Like you're, unless you're Doddy Sandusky, the dumbest bitch on earth who was like, Jerry Sandusky was helping those boys. He was bringing them democracy and that's all he was doing. Doddy doesn't go in the basement. I stay up here and wash dishes. If you're gonna be that person, that's what other people are. So look, Charlie Kirk, though, I didn't give him enough credit and I felt bad after, because TPSA has always been garbage. The message was stupid garbage. However, that guy was the honest guy, 'cause, and I know he is, 'cause he's dead. Just like I know, they covered up Epstein because they literally covered it up in front of your faces. Why are you blacking out anything? I'm in the files. And so is, wait, are you in the files with me? - No. - I wasn't on that trip. - Well, you know what I mean? - I just missed the files. Okay, there's somebody invited him. - He's dead every show, it's so proud. - Yeah, I'm bragging. I'm not trying to get ahead of nothing. I'm trying to let you know who the fuck you're talking to. We don't know who invited him to the David Tele Standup Showcase I was on. We don't know, 'cause it's a matter of national security. It could bring the country down, if we ever find out, who invited Jeffy for his birthday to have a wholesome birthday for him, okay? So what are we even talking about? I don't need positive evidence, here's my evidence. They're covering up shit in front of my fucking face, bitch. That's what I'd say to Andrew Wilson, who's otherwise an amazing debate. - Amazing debate. - So now the Charlie Wilson was one that upset, that Heather pointed out, and now I'm way going home and maniac overboard. Dr. Heather Lin is not, but it made me upset when I heard what she said, 'cause I remember this from going to cult school and went in the Bible. So explain what Charlie Kirk's one looks like to you. Go ahead. - So, Charlie in this context, if you look at this as a sort of manufactured eschatology, I guess those somebody's trying to make the theater - What's eschatology? - Explain eschatology. - Exactly, explain eschatology. - End times belief set. So, say like if you're an evangelical, you're gonna believe in things like the rapture. Or if you believe, I mean, even like if you're most on you believe that they're going to be an end time where Jesus comes back. So everybody's sort of, no matter what seems to have like an end times prophecy, and it doesn't even have to mean the end of the actual world that could be the beginning of the cycle, like Calla Nuga, this sort of thing from the Hindu. So it just means like the end and the one cycle was started with another cycle. And so Charlie Kirk in that sense function in the framework is it righteous, Gentile, intermediary. And so that's kind of important for me because his role could be seen as Noah Hyde, Jason. - You know what his name means? Charlie Kirk, it means Freeman's Church. It's a Masonic name, it means Freeman's Church. That's what his name actually means. - So him dying signals in Masonic terms, the end of the Freeman's Church in the beginning of the Noah Hyde state. Go ahead. - Yeah. And so in Cabal, the neck is the bridge between the head, the consciousness, and the body of manifestation of the material realm. And so in that sense, when you sever there, or you believe you represent breaking the link between divine intention and earthly material manifestation so that something you can close through in that slide, the neck is where you sever for animal sacrifice. - To let the Nefesh come out. Yes, yes. And so it's where you spill the blood publicly and visibly, and that's very important. The purpose of the ritual. And then you have, now in context here, you have the beginning with the ear piercing as a mark of serval hood. You have the blood as the consecration. You have the neck wound and the actual bleeding out. That would be considered the sacrifice in this proper public conversation. - Of an unblemished lamb. - An unblem, exactly. A nice guy who was like stupid and then started to figure it out. - Yeah. - Yeah, and so the sacrifice was needed to ritual and purify the pathway for the final figure who leads people into a Noah High framework that is aligned with the rebuilding of the temple and what some say is past today at that. And so it functions as like a state code. - This is not all the Jews, by the way. Just a, I wanna add, this is not all the Jews, not at all. This is one maniac cult. - Crazy. - I grew up in a Doomsday cult, I call it. I mean, they didn't do butt stuff or something, thank God. I just learned the Bible. But this is one cult that is an intel cult. Much like the Moones or another, take your pick. Of course the government, like it would doze with movies, like it does with every other kind of media. Oh, the mockingbird media that Dave is aware of. You think they're not gonna go in their religions. They're geofencing the churches to spy on Christians now. - Yeah, clearly. - Did you see the plot? - It's on display, it's theater. And you can, it's, this sort of thing is usually the theatrical and ritual, not for the people who are actually at the top. - I tried to avoid seeing it, but I saw it. - Okay, you know, coincidentally, let me see if I can find a Abba and Abba, Crowley's Lieber for here. - Who? - What? - That's okay. But I was just reading this today, this morning, and it says exactly what you're saying. There's like three methodologies for summoning spirits, and the third is theatrics. That's what Crowley was just read. It's so weird that by like sort of passionately acting out some mythology from that act out, it doesn't matter. - Theater is based in that, yeah. - But that's the work, that's the actual craft, because even if you're into, say, the most basic blue level lodge, or you know, blue lodge kind of masonry, the whole thing is going in and doing passion plays, you're acting things out, that's the actrics, because that's part of ritual. It goes back to the Aristotelian appeal to Thursus, and that sort of thing, it's a mass ritual to get people to feel emotionally bonded to and to imprint into whatever it is that you're trying to get into. - Hence the 33s everywhere. You know the 33 thing? - Yeah. - What is the deal? I mean, that's the thing that I don't want to ever accept, because I hate numerology, and I hate that look. Oh, that's the number 33. But then every time, why are they doing that? Because I'm going to fuck your subconscious with it. We're good, sorry. - There's two, there's two, they worship math. When I say day, I mean, people who practice the occult, like Western necessitarisms, most-- - Hey, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to make a joke here. I swear to you, I just read that, and Crowley, he just-- - Yes. - I was just reading the six things. - 'Cause geometry proves God to them, you know what I'm saying? - Wow, good. - Yes, well that's the, I mean, it's some of this, if you ask that somebody who is into cremation, you're going to get different answers from different people, because it only goes up so far in some of the greater degrees, they actually have to be invited to be a part of. And there's also differences between the American lodges and the European lodges, and even in Europe, there's different sort of rights that are exclusive to say France or London, et cetera. And so, they're not going to get the same story across the board, which is why some people can say, well, you know, the Mason, they're worshiping this entity, and they call it a fibergorn, and they're doing this that and the other. And most people who are in a fraternal organization in the United States, who are just meeting for punch and cookies, and you know, what other, they're like, that's crazy. - Well Andrew Wilson became a master Mason in the blue lodge, and then left. And if you look up, if you read Albert Pikes book, or any parts of it, he'll explain that that's like the chumple level that most people never get beyond. - Right. - You're actually not a master of jack shit, but you have to go in further. - Yeah. - Scientology. You don't find out about zenin until you gave everything. - It is. - All right. - There's one model for every cult. - Well, it's also just like, I think that's kind of a model for organizations in general, right? Like, there's, there's, nobody will be the greater, like, defender of the agencies, and more skeptical like conspiracies, then the CIA middleman. Like the CIA middleman is actually completely convinced that like dude, there's no conspiracy even Kiriaku Because I think he's good because they're not in on it because they're actually not in on it There's like layers and layers you just told me you're in a group where you don't get to know stuff And you saw what they did to you as a guy that was doing the right thing you thought And you don't think that they kept MK ultra going well, right? But then if they're look there is this big and and I'm not claiming anything more than what I'm saying with this But there is a very weird dynamic where like even if you just look at what's been declassified that we know about from the CIA And you do not go one inch further than that It's great assuming the government is assuming like that's the extent of it. We got all of it You would still look at that and then if people were to go I assume that that type of stuff is happening right now That makes you kooky right to assume that the shit we know happened The gas why would we assume that operation Mockingbird is not clearly still going on when it obviously you know what I mean like why would we Why would we assume this so from your breakdown we're all in a large like America is a lot just And that's actually true right no no that's actually if the greater workings that's what they are doing completely And that's why America is this new Atlantis is a great experiment. They are trying to it is supposed it's a post enlightenment view point This was if you look at the initial beginnings of the country and most of the what's called the age of revolution You have of course the French revolution American revolution and also let's talk about Haitian revolution Which was also spearheaded by Prince Hall of Prince Hall Freeman simply. This was this and this is widely Wait, wait, say that again. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, because Jimmy was a concerted athlete. No, no, no, no, it's called the age of revolution. No, the Prince Hall thing. Okay, so, so we had a story on Jimmy show about Jimmy barbecue. The guy falsely, they say is a cannibal, but he was not. He was next cop who got the gang to stop killing each other for five seconds to bring order to Haiti. And we don't want order in Haiti because everything bad in Haiti, we did that. So the got the reporter who was there, who was on the show, um, we're watching video of it. And I see his gigantic blinged out Freemason compass on Jimmy barbecue. So I have a million questions of like, why are they trashing him? He's a Freemason. Why is he a Freemason? All this shit. So you're saying that their revolution itself goes back to a Freemason. Wow. It goes 100% if it's considered the incubator of the enlightenment. That's the least sonic log. So you see how they trash Haiti? They trash Haiti like their sandwiches, but they want nothing more than the Western and light and make that show good that we have. They want it desperately and we don't let them have it. Well, we ended up happening in Haiti and that this is one of the things about it that's so interesting. I think that historians is that it's one of the only times that there was a successful slave uprising. It's the only recorded one in human history. It is the only successful recorded in human history slave revolt. And they had to pay reparations to France until 1985 through Chase Bank who couldn't work with Kanye because he was out of line, but you're taking profits off slaves, paying reparations to slave owners in the 80s. Okay. I couldn't believe that when I heard that. So you in a sense did it really work? Oh, he's an expelled Freemason. I didn't know that. Yeah, but Kurt, I mean, essentially then, right? They just found a different way to enslave you. So I mean, because like forcing, you know, forcing someone to pay reparations. Look, and I'm not, I'm not even just making the pure libertarian, like taxation is slavery argument. Although it kind of like it literally, the entire monetary system is travert. Well, like, well, look, I mean, if you, if by the way, that's the B system they call it, if someone puts a gun to your head and goes, you go pick these crops or I'll kill you. That's the only thing you go that's enslaving someone. But if you go, you get to choose your own job and you go work for the day and you get the fruits of your labor. And then I put a gun to your head and say, give me the fruits of your labor. That's how I essentially am retroactively enslaving you for the time you know, but it's better because you're thinking about other shit. No, but anyway, I'm just saying to correct you and I'm not just saying this for semantics, but it's an important point. I don't know that much about this story. But if you go, if you go, that's the only successful slave revolt in history, you know, Chris actually, no, Chris, no successful slave revolt in history. Well, no, no, look, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, you know it's successful because they already under the old world. Yeah, right. We know it was successful because they punished them for hundreds of years for that. Right. Nobody else has been punished that long for revolting as long as Haiti. So that's how we know it was successfully on some level. Yes, on some of that. We need to make sure the other rabble never try this shit again. You know, that's what that means. I got to say, I disagree with you and you're poisoning the well. You see what I see. Welcome back to Poison the well. I'm captain and I tried it a Kevlar. What do you say? Well, put a dick on me. I got caught poison in the well again. Salon. Dave Smith. Salon. That thing on me if the jude and poison the well. Salon. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, will you tell them what anonokia is because you had great thing about that. Oh, I know what the anonokia is. What? The anonokia are the aliens that the planet, the 11th planet that come so that's from the Zionist. No, I don't actually believe in any of that shit, but I'm familiar with that. You know Zachary Sitchin was a I'm familiar with Zachary Sitchin. He's his Zionist, a crazy Zionist. Zachary Sitchin was Zachary Sitchin is most widely known, not for his anonokia books, but he's made history is being a very important person working on behalf of the Zionist cause. That was his initial reason for even doing the books on anonokia. Yeah. So I did not, this is all news to me. I've never like actually read any of his stuff. I've probably seen like a couple YouTube videos on him. So I don't know how the lid was on. Translating the Sumerian tablets is the shit that I heard that that was challenged. I heard that a whole bunch of exports in the field challenged his interpretation and saying that it was total bullshit. Yeah. Okay. So the anonokia, it's like what the 10th planet or something they come to earth, they created us. It's now I think the nine. The nine. I thought this was Sumerian. So the can I say, this is what Zachary Sitchin claims because I know his claim, which I think you're going to know. But so his claim is that there's these ancient Sumerian tablets and that you can translate the tablets that they basically show that they had this 10th planet in the solar system. And that it demonstrates that they interacted with the anonokia when they came. And that this is why you know, there's this explosion in ancient Sumer where we attribute to them the creation of like math and science and all of these things. It's like that actually the anonokia had brought this knowledge to them and Sitchin's claiming he can translate the tablets to say this. And then a bunch of people were like, this is all just a bullshit mistranslation. Well, Billy Carson said that while tears ran down his face that was making no other moves or emotions. Anyway, go ahead, tell him what is Heather. I'm sure. Yeah. And as Billy Carson is giving away raffle tickets for a Bentley on the back of anonokia ink. So that kind of. Oh, I can get paid to learn about the anonokia. I like that. That ain't bad. Good. Not a bad guy. So no, the field of symbology has been an interesting one. So I'm actually that old. Those tablets had been translated successfully before Sitchin came along. Sitchin was an economic historian. You know, remember the idea if you had brought up an branch bandit palatine. His primary concern was, it was actually being a prophet man this. And he also wanted to be a celebrity and you know, right science fiction. And so it kind of really just worked out well for him. But the overall idea from his perspective is yes, exactly what you said that there's basically space aliens that come down and explain why we have this burst of civilization. But it solves cleanly. You know, this thing called a Sumerian problem in academia. The Sumerian problem is twofold. One, the question of how did semi-subtle country gatherers go from that state to what is considered civilization in a state of only 200 years? And two, how do you explain to you form, which is a language isolate, meaning it has no relatives anywhere in the region or anywhere at all that you find. So it looks like a completion. Which is. Well, I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt you because I just find this really fascinating. But I because like to me, and this is what I think was like commonly referred to the first problem that you're referring to there was like kind of commonly referred to as the missing link in pop culture. But there is this just real fascinating thing that like essentially what evolutionary biologists will tell us the story is about it. And I think I've got this right that essentially for about 200, 250,000 years, we've been what you would call modern humans. And then it's only whatever it is in in ancient Sumer, about 5,000 years ago or whatever. All of this, right, you go from like hunter gatherer societies for like hundreds of thousands of years to all the sudden you have this period in time where like these big things are being erected in civilizations are being formed. And it almost does seem like a different species trait. Like you just you don't have beavers going from making dams to building rocket ships. You know, he was getting to advance. We got to track it down. Well, it is. There is. So what this story did, I think part of the reason, which is, which does happen with with a lot of sloppy conspiracies, right? Part of the reason why this story was so appealing is as you said, I think that's what you were getting at that it cleanly answered that. - That's all I'm saying. - It was a little invention. - You know about our band modern humans. - It cleanly answers it, but it also captures the imagination because when it's seen out, it was caught off of the time of our going to the moon, allegedly, and things like that. So it was exciting for people and it was often the heels of Eric Von Vanagan's features of the gods. So people were really interested in this idea. However, when you look at the archeological evidence, it's just saying nothing about the connection between sit-in and Truman and all of the different things within the state of Israel, forget that guy in particular. And just consider the all the many people that have kind of ridden off of this mythology and then also believed it and why it works. Or if you look at the actual text, and this is whatever it is some of my books about, is working at the text, which can be translated and have been translated. So it's a misnomer that only he was able to. There's other scholars like Dr. Michael Heizer, who passed who was an actual astereologist and did a great job. He was also biased and so far as he was a evangelical and looked at everything through this sort of, again, archeological lens. And so, but even so, if you look at what the texts actually say, they do make an interesting case for a situation that could be both alien contact. So, but then you have to consider like reality and what it is they said. And an example of that would be considering their version of Noah's Ark. And that version of Noah's Ark is dated much farther back than what we would consider the so-called actual Noah's Ark, sorry, and it is more detailed and precise. And so, rather than have the figure of Noah get me votes and gather up all the animals in the entire world together and serve by the flood with his family, it actually specifies that there was an individual who could sort of see the signs and the wonders because they're the scientists of sorts. And he saw that something was coming. And so, what he did is rather than get his family together, he got all of the greatest thought people in science and letters and knowledge of say, agriculture, metallurgy, and this sort of thing. He gathered those individuals up and then very importantly, quote the animals of the step. And then doing so made a great way of civilization to escape the incoming cataclysm. And in that case, then what you're looking at is kind of the region around where some of the people have claimed this sort of taken place in the region, in your region, step. If you consider then what you're looking at is perhaps, if you've heard of the underdriced and coughed mentor, he didn't go any further back. I mean, because this could all most of the oral tradition remembered that there was a group of people who felt that they were under some sort of existential threat. They wanted to make a great voice civilization and doing so that it became nomadic. And that is one of the reasons that you take all the animals of the step, because even in contemporary times, people who are nomadic in that region use animals for sustenance. As they walk, they can believe in the animal, they can non-worldly and drink the blood, they can make cheese, they can do a lot with traveling through that way. And so it would have enabled them to move to drier ground and then kind of come into contact with the semi-subtle content data of Mesopotamia, who they were described as being Adamus or the rent of clay people. And in that case, it's interpreted in Abrahamic Williams as like God made Adam from the clay of the earth. But in the archeological record and find that the individuals who are actually from that region of the time period, they were much shorter in stature and they were buried with red oak, or a very specific red oak, or that would be to that particular one swam. And it would be reasonable to surmise that they also had covered themselves in that red oak at the time. - Like the Phoenician thing? - So called Phoenician thing. - Kind of, yeah, but pretty much, I mean, but just very specific to that region. And then at the same time, they were referred to by the gods, so called gods, as the black headed ones. And so if you yourself had black hair, why would these individuals be the black headed ones? And so in some ways, what you're looking at is a convergence, in my view, a convergence of two different people that interact and then you have basically a cargo cult. And so a lot of those, the stories that when you went through that lens were very human anthropological lens, start to actually make sense because these individuals who would have been larger in stature who had blue eyes. And yes, this does get to be a little, did I see with people in like, ritual supremacy and this sort of thing, but the evidence out of Harvard and Richard Breik's work, or the, I'm sorry, I can't even write my qualities. His work and his lab has shown the, all of this evidence very well. He should grin because he usually starts his lectures with an apology for the evidence because it kind of looks to live, but the idea of individuals who are taller, more robust, meaning they probably had access to animal protein for longer. And they had blue eyes, hence all of the blue eyes of lapis-lezzuli in the gods eyes for the statues in sewer, and also why the blue eyes was called the evil eye. It was scary. And still to the state, the words are evil spirits and this sort of thing. But in any case, you have this image of people who are larger in stature with blue eyes, and they are coming in to meet up with these semi-settle contra-gatherers who are painted and read over. They have dark hair and they have their own culture and put a language and they then subjugate those individuals, give them a ton of different rules. This is one of the reasons they wouldn't have to invent civilization because it was inherited and they could have product quickly. And then that would have been, you know, explained a lot of this idea of the slavery to force a few big trenches and this sort of thing for agriculture. But then over time, it only takes some of these generations of course, the laws against breeding, right, the giants. And so, and giant is such a terrible word because it implies like Jack and the need stop. When really, if you're looking at the size discrepancy between somebody who's a semi-settle contra-gather and somebody who could have been nomadic, crime-like, or you're eating a plateau, it would have been enough to be, you know, - No, no, no. - Wait, did it say my height is five nine? Oh, no, I think. That's, go back, that's great. Hold on, let me see. Is that why people keep it all like, you're taller than I thought you were? 'Cause it's, it's, it's a five. - That's hilarious. - What? - Oh, nope. - Hey, don't nobody correct that. - Do you know, by the way, how much, I never want that correct it. - Explain how much of who you are, doesn't work if you're five nine. - The whole thing? - Dude, I was like gone over it in the face a long time ago, if he was five nine. - He'd be dead. - He'd be like, if Kurt made me say, - I don't even have the height to do how I am now. - I mean, change nothing, change nothing else about Kurt and just make him five nine and let him try. Let him try to talk to me the way he talks to me. I'm not five nine, Kurt. - I talk to him like a goddamn Anunnaki talking to a black-headed one. Is that what I talk to him now? Now, go get my timidest. - I need, it's only 'cause he's a giant that we have to put up with this shit. - Go get your farm box. - I can totally see that because I'm like five foot one. - Oh, yeah, Heather is the size of a backpack. - So like, if I'm standing near Kurt, it's like, what? - It was a Nephilim. - It looks fucking crazy. I haven't released the pictures. - It's a Nephilim, you're a Nephilim. - Listen, we, she came in my show in Tampa. I talked a few pictures that are not released 'cause Smithsonian took them. 'Cause they thought it would lead to race, white supremacist's giant beliefs. - Obviously. - What am I gonna say, I'm just a guy, just to see Captain and a scholar and a astronaut judge. - Seriously? - In a way, you're both right. - So, but, Kurt, you're tall, but you're within a realm of, of a normative value. - Yeah. - So, I'm not expected for a human being. - That was the name of our album "Modern Hermannes" and "Modern Hermannes" of "A Normative Guy" was our first album, "Modern Humans" being done here. - So, if you could imagine the people coming across these, what they also call the shining ones, which there's evidence to suggest that people-- - Jason Orde. - 'Cause he's shiny. The shiny ones are shiny. - Shiny. - Sweaty. - They're shining, shiny. And that can be interpreted in a number of ways, like they have lots of great ideas. And you can see where it goes. But if you take a more materialist approach to it, you could say, well, perhaps it's because they came with some sort of metallurgy already. And when you look at the, now this is another important thing too, Samuel Noah Kramer, who put out a book about, he was a unistumerologist and put out a book, that is the cornerstone of what gives the claim to a consumer being the land of firsts for everything. But the archeological evidence actually doesn't support that. And so, while it was kind of a hotbed for civilisation and the fertile crescent, a lot of those individual innovations came from areas like Poland. And so, and none of this is really contested. So, there's a lot of strange kind of an amalgamation going on with it comes to the Anunnaki story. - Doctor, from that perspective, how would you, like if we continue on to the story of the Garden of Eden? So, in your description here, we have this sort of advanced race molding and doing some kind of like eugenics to a group of people, which forms the basis of the Garden of Eden, Adam, the brown ones or whatever. So, what is the tree of life from this interpretation? What is the getting cast out of the Garden? - So, that's a great, there's a couple of different ways because you're looking at, again, something that goes from most likely oral tradition to then Sumerianne all the way up to modern translations. And so, it's gonna get lost in translation, but a couple ways to look at it could be this. You have, and I'm glad you brought a few dents here, because that's another cornerstone of the Anunnaki mythology, which is that they do know, And again, when you think about it in the situation sense, you can find a number of videos or AI pictures of on-and-offie-type guys, like with weaker, looking with Mr. Lillard-Roll, pouring potions and making DNA and CRISPR and all this. But really, it doesn't have to be that advanced, because if the technology that they brought over from the previous civilization was agriculture and animal husbandry, then it says in their own works that they were having prohibitions on who could make the boom. So, already right there, they were practicing, like, you done it, like you said, so that's how they would have been able to, I guess, shift us in a different way, but in that garden of Eden, that innocent loss, you have the, there's a couple versions, like with Lilith and this sort of thing. And so, but if we take the very basic understanding of Adam Eve and the serpent, et cetera, one reading another would be Palmythian, in the sense that Anki, who is, you know, one of the gods, the key gods of the on-and-offie pantheon, is the one who's depicted in a Palmythian and Luciferic sense, where he feels bad for the annoying black headed ones. They're annoying because they're loud and they sometimes don't follow rules about how to do proper animal sacrifice. >> Thank you for wrapping. >> Basically, yeah, and so basically where he was, he wanted to get rid of these annoying black headed ones, and the, and Anki felt bad for them, and he broke with the ranks and how he did that was to give them what was called Anki's knowledge, which was the word. It was language. It was the ability to understand, because the way that they were subjugated was you have this one group of people who spoke a language, and then the base of the pyramids of the state to do this, because the only way you needed a priest class that, as an intermediary, and maybe he was very powerful, of course, so they could speak to both. So the Anki basically put them in on that, hey, these really aren't God. These are just advanced people, et cetera, and then there was a revolt for the slave revolts fitting. And so in that context, it could be just the, another sort of analogy for that. It's often shown Anki is often depicted in a serpent, the shining one, et cetera. It's sort of a whole, a cult. It does really go into some of that more occulted western esoteric knowledge that's not chemical into that regard, but it could also just be the understanding of the loss of innocence. But in terms of what the tree itself was, again, many interpretations of the cholerosic one would be that it is the tree of life itself, but that's something that's more inwardly understood through different sorts of practices like meditation, drug use, or deasticity, really drum circles, actual orgies, and having fun. Yeah, pretty much. So there's that. Or in some readings, there's a possibility that it could have been a mushroom, which would have been like the eye, the third eye. We know what kind of mushroom it was. We know. Hey, Dr. Heather, we, Duncan's got to do voice over students. We got to do this one last thing before we close this out. You're welcome to stand on the line for it, but I don't know how you'll be able to see it, but I want to, because this is something I really wanted to see, which is Tanner, his fucking show me this on Tuesday, like the ads that get targeted him. So Tanner is about a school shooter age, I think, right? Yeah. How old are you, Tanner? I'm right around school shooter age. What do you, how old are you? I'm 24. Okay. And what grade are you in? I'm in ninth grade. Okay. I wanted to, so before I dug as this is, because I couldn't believe what I was looking at. Okay. So these are ads and things. So what, what's this first one, Tanner, explain what was on your phone? Um, I get ads for like suppressors, but hip no dollar like the hip no dollar guy. He's cool. Yeah. Check this out. You get ads for suppressors? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. On the TikTok shop. Okay. Okay. That guy on trial now, in a series of smart hearted people, they use his patsys, but look at hip no dollar. This one was wild. Yeah. Hip no dollar. I do believe there were cabbage patch babies. This is basically what I believe is a homunculus, homunculus. I think I'm saying it right. This is when a human is grown in the ground like a root. Have you ever seen a man drake root that looks like a little man? I think this is really what Alchemy was. The art of bringing life into existence without a mother's womb. If you look into a homunculus, be prepared. If you know how a remote works, when you're pointing at that TV, if you don't press the proper buttons, you're not going to get the response that you're looking for. If you try to turn up the volume, but you pressing numbers, you're going to get a different channel. You're not going to get the volume turned up. If you looking to change the channel, but you just pressing the bot, the volume, then the volume is. No! Do you watch your mystery boys, my name is. I'm Jim Cogwin, and this is my associate peacock. What's happening? I'm Jim Cogwin, and this is my associate peacock, and this is my associate peacock. So like Bye-bye. Yeah, let's go on Well, that just looks like Epstein's penis on vacation You know I had in Valhalla and then there's like a Lockheed Martin video game. Oh, please put that on. Oh, yeah, this one's kind of cool Fine How cool? You know why they're doing this? Well, I think is on discord like all the spurgs that were and with some of my fans that come to the shows on the road From it's north of grubber at Grumman it shout out to Northroom But you know in discord, they just leak specs like shit that I would never give a shit about But guys who play like world of tanks obsessively right they'll go on discord and just leak like things are classified that are like technical specs To show off to other fucking nerds. Yeah, I didn't uh didn't want them to get prosecuted real bad a couple years ago Yeah, so now why not make your own game? It's almost like a why not make when they feed up Napster like why don't we just do control the Putting the technical things out for these kids we've engineered with the cool big videos legally We have to say Northrop Grumman is a sponsor of the mystery boys. Oh What do they really what did they get us? He didn't read that I do believe there were cabbage patch I've already seen this one. Yeah, that's the only thing is like once you see them. You see them It's not a good fella's me There's like zero rewatch all for brain. Okay, let's see. I was one propaganda. I had a question about I wanted to get your take on it Okay, let's see it. Oh, it's Joe on it for brain. It's just I am on any another plane I'm at working at higher RPMs It just makes my brain work. Is that Joe for real? It's like a made up for the moments that required to figure out of the mental presence with ingredients that support cognition memory attention Focus and mental clarity along with sustained attentions during activity and mental. Okay. Let's stop stop up I what I don't I if you show me what's in it. I could I would have a nice sense of if it's anything You want me to pull up alpha brain? You will decide you can't I don't understand why showing me Joe Rogan having a name like that would help me I just want to know it's in it. What's an alpha brain? I don't know what that is be six. Oh tyrosine. Okay, the nine. I know what that is kind of I've taken it. Oh, it's dry extract Let's see alpha Jeep. I don't know enough about it, but I've heard good things about alpha GPC, but I don't really know anything Copa Mineri that is that chick like do Alipa did a song with her Tooth Club Moss extract you Andrew heupersine Cats claw extract. Oh, well, they got to have that. Yeah. Okay, so I only knew what like three of those things were but I Don't see anything says proprietary That's not that's pretty cool Okay, so I only know some of those things, but maybe it does I know L tyrosine is a thing that was going around for a while He take especially after a tyrosine, isn't it? Yeah, you thinking of it. Tori. No, it's touring Which is really the kind of caffeine. I think but what's you know, it's like let's just say it's guitar or something You know saying I know the El Thanine. Is that how do you say that? El Thanine. Yeah, that shit's in everything gives you weird dreams Doctor either do you know about any of these supplements? Your big supplement professor right? How do you take a lot of alpha brain right? I mean, what are your L.C. and a lot of levels at right now? Yeah, no, I tried it. I tried to not take things that I don't know what they do or what they are So so just SSRIs you don't believe in the old heroes journey Just just Benzo's just just Benzo's It's really at this point, we scientifically know that you should only be eating meat and Benzo's That's right. You put anything else in your body And by the way, Colonel Dave Smith will be on the warboat and he'll be explaining that the diet It's not just as hitting your tape with a wall up your tape. You're taint You're right me. It'll be a tape when we're done hitting it with a walrus baccala Okay, and by the way, that's thank you for bringing that up. What's that? We know what you like fans of the mystery boys Beef you love meat. Yes, and we know Benzos which brings us to the new mystery boys supplement Beef zoes. This is a combination dried beef mixed in with Chinese Xanax and it is you're gonna get your protein I just can't believe they'll start of it to be honest. Well Wait, can we play Duncan song before we go with the place out? Yeah, but wait no, don't play it. Yeah, I want to get you in it. Oh Okay, we'll hold it back a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, if you saw those great propagandas you realized we had to up the game with some flashing Yeah, we see your lights. Yes Where you are bringing seizure lights back to the mystery boys. No, that fucking so they have five ish from that cult from where I'm from Lakewood me where I grew up or no Urah or something is called You know cars for kids. Mm-hmm. Right. So that's the by the way, not Please don't fuck up cars for kids now, man. I honestly wait. No, dude. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. Yeah, I'm sorry. Tell you this I don't think any kids got a car That's and that's a fact you've been better off giving that money to Andrew Wilson His investment in the great work he did arguing as Candace Owens and I did I gave I took out a credit card so I could Donate to Andrew Wilson Recuing his investment. Did he raise that money or pay that money? Did he do that? He should have done the give something go before he goes on me because like how much did he end up raising on the go? It's not that easy to raise 300 grand and I go on me, is it? It's easy. I do it all the time Well, if if TPSA says hey, keep whatever you make off your go fund me Will pay that because it's good money. It's a good look. I'm not saying that's what happened But he did so well. It's obviously a good idea for them to say get Andrew what the guy that taught us had to debate And that's why no one suspects this is anything You know, and that's where we have the most likable woman whoever lived in a She's either wearing a bright silver suit or a black Uniform from like the V series of the 80s. I like that this graphic really captured my disdain for Kurt You know really just uh fucking you look like an older wiser Dave I do I do look a little bit They really learned it isn't full of shit. That's what I've learned because I've gotten more the fucking Modern humans in the realm of a normal-hided man doctor. Thank you so much for coming on the show I'm sorry. Thanks for school. Dave Smith. I hope if someone's anti-Semitism can be cured Yeah, put me in my place today boys Well, thank you for having me everybody hit my go fund me. I got Dave You saw I destroyed him basically and don't forget use offer code mystery to get 20% off your first order of bezos You're getting 20% off that. Yeah, wow Wait, when are we making when are we making the gnome skin condoms gnome spelled GN OMB gnome And we're gonna team who fucking drop ship condoms. Yeah These condoms are for entertainment purposes only don't fuck with them as are any food products we make These will be for entertainment purposes only not meant for human like Research chemicals basically Like do them, but don't like do them. You know, thank you guys so much for joining us I'm sorry. I got a bail. Yeah He's got to hang out with his best friend Damien Eccles and Hunter Biden. Yeah, honestly, it's a buffet. Oh guys Bye. Yeah, thank you. Thank you All right, well, that's mystery boys and Zalo. Thanks for coming on Dave. You're the best. Thank you guys so much for having me Do you want to plug anything? Oh, comic Dave Smith.com. I'm I'm all over. Yo, in October me and Duncan are giving a lecture on Atlantis in this town That's about to blow your mind red pill black pill together. This is gonna fuck you up. Yeah Okay, we done all right by other thanks Will this good to mine and fracas give each one a pretty name that's mother mama mama mama Didn't princess soldier they all answered just the same Well, Trump they say was fighting it, but that was just a bit. He talked to the game Because he's in run up. Mama mama. Monop. Every name they put in office still answers to the script Red band is watching Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even theirs. 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