"Quiet, Stoned and Ashamed" (w/ Blair Socci)

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It's a Schoolhouse Rock song. Wow. It's a Schoolhouse Rock song about Plymouth Rock. Oh, okay. 'Cause they had the history of Plymouth Rock. Yeah, of course. And, yeah. Do you remember everything you need to know about this rock because of the song? No. I don't think, I don't think there's much to know about it. Why are we worshiping at the feet of a rock? Babe, can I tell you something? Everything from this country that we're worshiping, it's a big old stop. And don't think that I- That's enough. I'm talking about all kinds of national treasures. Uh-huh. And I'm gonna bring one up tonight. Okay. I'm gonna bring it up tonight. Oh, okay. Okay. I do have a hunch they'll get back together, but, you know. Amanda and Kyle? Amanda and Kyle? What do you see happening from here on out? Well, when he gave that interview, spoke very kindly about her. Yes. And, you know, she's receiving, and look, as much as this is all of our television, I do want to be sympathetic. I don't actually wish harm on anyone. This is, you know, our- We're doing comedy here. Our entertainment, yes. Preface, some people out there- Yeah, they have their pitchfork. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuckoo? They have their guns blazing. Yes, but Kyle made a beautifully gracious, beautifully gracious plea for us. And, you know, I don't think that'll fall on deaf ears with Amanda. No, I think that, I think, well, here's the thing. And this is how I genuinely feel about it. I blame West, period, 100%. So does Kyle. And you know what? Like, I feel like this is the thing that I can't unsee. And I said this to Beau the other day. Oh, this is dark. This is what I can't unsee. Are you ready to hear this? Have you noticed that Amanda's Instagram, she started kind of dressing a little bit like him, and her content has sort of become a little West-coded? Yeah. Like, it'll be like a picture of a sandwich on a plate. Shitty food, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be like her with, like, that Elwood hat, and, like, kind of like a big jacket. She's dressing like him, yes. She's, like, two seconds away from giving, like- I know. You know what I mean? And I feel like that is a sign. Yeah. A telltale sign- Of digmatization. Of digmatization. Yeah. Thank you, sister. And look, look, look, look, I'll say this. We've all been there. Oh, honey. I haven't. Yes, you have. I'm kidding. I was there. What? I was there when you were digmatized. I was. You were there. I never dressed like the guy. Right. That's because it didn't last long enough. Right. Yeah. Because I think your community pulled around you and said, honey- My community really did come- We see you being digmatized. Yes. You're about two weeks away from dressing like this man, which also wouldn't have been good. Right. Uh-oh. Totally. But you have to yank your friend out of that. And I feel like, unfortunately, the thing about Amanda is, which I hadn't really realized is, she does kind of isolate. She had such an arc of going for her, though. She was having such a quick rise. It was just brand deal, brand deal, brand deal. She was reclaiming all the things. The way she tore through that Chili's copy. Yeah, I mean, all of it. I said this. I said a star was born. When she tore through that Chili's copy, like a hurricane. Like a hurricane. Like a hurricane. And we were all like, oh my God, bad bitch. She's reclaiming her life. Like, all this stuff. And then it was just swift as she came in. Swift as she came in. What do you make of- I don't know how to feel about this. There's so much girl's girl discourse. Lots. And I don't know. I think there's so many sides to it where, like, is that even a helpful framework to talk about, like, how women should exist, like, independent of who they're dealing with, interpersonal? Personally? Like, I don't think there's anything wrong either way or anything revert to it. I don't know. Well, obviously, Amanda did something truly bad. But there is something about, like, current reality TV culture where it's like, we all expect a consequence. Which is like, that's not up to us. I don't know. It's like, I don't know that we should be ever choosing a consequence. It should be with the people that are, like, actually involved. You know? Yeah. But I, like, all my girlfriends, we've all talked about this. Like, everyone's like, this is worse. This is worse. Like, it's more upsetting that you cross the air than your husband. Yeah. Well, like, that's how much we cherish our girlfriends. Yes, yes, yes, yes. You know? And it's just so crazy. Well, we've literally seen, we've been a fly on the wall to the Kyle and Amanda dynamic for a long time. And I feel like the thing that's so evident is that whatever you assess about their relationship, it was not working. They were not in it for a long time, both of them. So then, it's like, for me, the crime that's being committed, because it's not cheating. There's no cheating. There's no cheating that's happening here. It is a violation of girl code. For me, what's so egregious about it is the lying around it. It's Amanda cheating on Sierra. Yeah. Yes. So that is, I think, the violation. And one thing I don't love is everyone being like, poor Sierra, poor Sierra, poor Sierra. Like, I feel like she's so sensitive to feeling embarrassed. Yeah. And, like, she doesn't want this from people. No, no. I feel like, like, I just want to, like, support Sierra. Like, and she should take the time. But, like, I just don't want it to get to the point where it's, like, we're infantilizing these people because something bad happened to them. Like, she's a very strong, smart person who, by the way, has become the best thing about that show. Her, KJ, and Mia have created so much dimension in that show. She's going to be fine and amazing. And everyone's going to be, everyone's being like, we need to give her the Ariana Maddox glow up. It's like, no, if she wants that, she'll make that happen for herself. Well, she is one of the most, a lot of, like, overqualified reality TV figures that we have. She could be, today, like, a literal supermodel. Yes, yes. She has a nursing degree. I mean, she has, she's everything. And she brings a lot of depth. And she's, and that's the hardest part is that she's so diehard for her friends. Yeah, I know. Well, Rosebud calls me pathologically naive because when I saw the rumors for a while, I was like, no, you guys are reaching. They would never do that. I was like, I do not believe. I do not believe these rumors at all. And then I heard word from inside sources like a few days before the statement that it was all real and all this stuff. And I was just devastated. I was just like, there's no way. I couldn't believe it. Honestly, it's like, first of all, can we just talk about the West of it all? Were you guys into it? Because I was. Into what? I've never been a. I fell for the whole West thing. I have not. I think like me seven years ago, definitely. Or maybe 12 years ago, who knows? But no, I didn't feel anything for him. West is like a starter pack for people. Oh, that's all I have to say? Everyone's laughing. West is a starter pack for like a kind of guy that you learn so many fundamental lessons about manhood or maleness or whatever through him. That Sierra season where he. I could. I was like, I have never been more fooled by anyone and I have been dating straight men my entire life. Yes, yes. I mean, when he. It looked like a little puppy dog chasing someone so far out of their league. They were in a different galaxy. Yeah, I know. And then he somehow manages to get close to her in her orbit and it seems like he's just pleading but living on a prayer the whole season. And then at the end it's like, she's like, okay, I guess. And then he's like, psych, you know? And I was like, are you kidding me? You know what it is? They get too close to the sun and they get confidence. You know what else I think is going on here is we see the way he like really intentionally dresses himself and we see the way he like does. He is like sort of like on the show anyway, sort of a good friend and he comes out with his good politics. He kind of plays. He plays the role of I couldn't. Once you get to know me, you get me and like you're going to accept certain things. And then all of a sudden you're blindsided when he's done something incredibly self-serving and you think, oh, that's all part of the digmatization package. It's like. Well, it's non-threatening, wacky, silly dude that you don't have your guard up around. And there's no way you're going to look like the worst behaved man there because you're on a reality show with. Kyle Cook and not for nothing but Jessie. Sure. And I love Kyle Cook and I embrace like a lot of what. No, because we hung out with them. This is what's so shitty. It's like we hung out with Kyle and Amanda and Sierra was around too. And I just. Was it 4 a.m.? It was late. You always just want to go to sleep, you know? And it's like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know I had to stay up at 4 a.m. No, Amanda was out. Amanda was out. Why are you getting married? Why do you have to stay up at 4 a.m. if you're married? That's what's, you know? Amanda. Amanda. Can I say something? Can I reveal something about Amanda? Yeah. What locked me in with her was she was like, I loved Dix the Musical. Yeah. I was like, fuck. I have to like you now. Well, here's the thing. Who doesn't like Dix the Musical? Well, that is true. That's sort of not the right thing to say. But she's a stoner who likes Dix the Musical. She's a stoner who likes comedy. It's like, oh, you're like our people, you know? Well, like I. This past. Two seasons when she's become a girl's girl because she became so removed from her marriage. From her marriage, yeah. And everyone's like, well, you don't know what she's like. Like, single, not revolved around a man. I was like, no, I think she's reformed. Like, I always. I'm like you, Blair. I always fall into. I always believe. I'm like you. And I'm like, she's so pretty. I love the way she does her makeup. I love the way she dresses. Like, she just looks great. Yep. The girls are so cute. Like, how they've all had this long year's friendship. Mm-hmm. Ah! I know. The other West thing is like, I can't believe. Like, he was living with them. Yeah. Wasn't he? Like, that's what's dark. That's another dimension of darkness in this whole situation to me. It's like, oh, God. Like, Kyle leaves the house, and then what happens? I know. And you know these, like, Bravo FBI girls that are going through, like, retracing every step of every footage. Oh, I know. They are. I've been seeing them on TikTok. And they're posting clips, and you're just like, oh, my God. Yeah. We were all so blind. We were all so young back then when we believed. Yeah. The sock over the microphone. Oh! And then Jesse just gives. Posting his song. He does keep posting his song. Like as the. Flare. As the scandal is breaking. He's like singing on the beach. He's posting his song in front of every. Every body of water that there is. And they're like breaking. Everyone was being crazy. And he's singing his song about falling in love. And every comment's like, not now, Jesse. What the fuck are you talking about, Jesse? I know. We have like a earth shattering scandal breaking. What are you doing, Jesse? Not now. No, not now. No. Not now. Maybe I think wait like a week. Every time. Although, honestly, no. You know what, Grind King? I say post the singing. I think now he should not stop posting singing. He's like, no, I'm a. This is the moment for crooning. Somebody. You and Jesse really are alike. You're about. You're about. I have to say someone told me that we look. We look the same. No, I wasn't going to say that. Oh, my God, Jesse, you just made me laugh so hard. I had to take off my coat. Oh, my God, Jesse, you and your song in front of all the bodies of water just made me laugh so fucking hard. I had to take off my overcoat. That's so sweet. I do. OK, so here's what I think, because I do think that Sierra is now. And now a vital break from our sponsor, Vital Proteins. You know, the blue tub. You've probably seen it everywhere. That's Vital Proteins collagen peptides. Now, why use them? Because they're the experts, the number one collagen brand in the U.S. I'm talking about ingredients backed by science and shown to be effective. I mean, when we hit about age 30, our bodies naturally produce less collagen and collagen has a lot of benefits, a lot. 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Remember, Raquel couldn't come in because of the. Because she filed one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Against Sheena. Against Sheena. Yeah, she had to wait because her and Sheena couldn't be on stage. That's right, that's right. So, okay, Amanda, I'm Andy Cohen. Is there anything that you want to say to Ciara? Oh, my God. You know I'm waiting. She was sincere for this. I'm the most earnest person alive. Do it. I think she needs to be earnest. Okay. Ciara, there's nothing that I can say to make this better. I have made one of the maybe most all-time worst decisions ever that anyone's ever made ever in the universe. And that includes, you know, the inception of AI. And. The inception. Inception or conception, I think both are interchangeable. I'm Andy Cohen. I'm Andy Cohen. That's not important right now, Amanda. I have ADD. You have to tell Ciara. I smoke a lot of weed, Andy. You know that. Everybody knows that. I know it, too. Kyle, not now. Oh, my God. Ciara's look right now is just burning a hole through me. And Ciara. Well, this is your opportunity to make things better. Right. I'm Andy Cohen. Right. And Ciara, what you don't know about this whole situation that I was waiting to reveal on this reunion is that I was. I was drugged with a syringe. Amanda. Every. What? This is crazy, man. Kyle. Kyle, shut the fuck up, Kyle. I can't tell if you're doing Andy or Kyle. Kyle, will you shut the fuck up? I never did. I never did. This is my Andy Cohen. I didn't marry a DJ, Kyle. I'm trying to talk. Okay. Can I speak? I guess this house will pay for itself. Oh, God. Can I speak as Ciara? Ciara, what do you have? to say to Amanda and do you accept her apology? All I have to say to you is that the Loverboy logo fucking sucks. You don't think that. I think I think it's a great logo. And we have to give credit where it's due. I don't understand the Flowerboy graphic. I think it has to speak to the Loverboy graphic, right? Which it doesn't. I think we're getting off track here. I just want to tell you that I know the clothes that I wore of Wes are really ass ugly to hell and I thought I was being like. Hey man! Wes! Stop it! Wes, you are so fucking sweaty I can't even look at you. Falling in love. Falling in love by the water side. Jesse! Jesse, we heard your shows, we actually heard your shows quote unquote go off. Something someone really told me, but not now. Yeah man, not now. Jesse, you hosted that one dinner and it was so nice that you sang those goddamn songs, but we were all just being polite. We didn't mean start a goddamn career about it. Anyways, Wes, stop sweating! You look like you just were in a swimming pool. Can someone get this man a towel? Actually, you know what? I shouldn't say anything as Wes because you know that's what he's going to do at the reunion. He's going to totally shut down and he's going to do that pathetic boy thing. Yeah, he was. Wasn't he silent that one reunion? Yes. When he. Come on, man. When I was. It was like watching Buffering in real time and I was like, is he joking? Is he like doing that thing that they do in court where they, you know, it's like plead insanity, but plead like not there? Dissociation. Oh. Yeah, I think he said it in his like. Didn't he write something in the New York fucking Times? Oh, when he made an op-ed when he was like, yeah, I just wasn't that into her or whatever. And I was like, are you talking about. Are you talking about. You shouldn't have even been on the same show as Sierra. God, when you put it in full context, it's so much worse. It's so much worse. And I'm just going to say, if you ever. If you ever go to the New York Times op-ed, you're fucking crazy. You're fucking crazy. For any reason at all. Wes, Wes, how'd you even know that the New York Times existed? Because he's a liberal and he'll let you know. Oh my God. He's a sports journalist. Oh yeah. Whoever at Bravo, by the way. Oh, here we go again. Here we go. By the way, I love that we were doing vocal impressions and Blair was just Blair as Amanda the whole time. What? I wasn't really doing Sierra. No. No, at first I was Amanda because I was really quiet, stoned, you know, ashamed. You were quiet, stoned, and ashamed. Title of app. Quiet, stoned, and ashamed. And then I forgot. We haven't even qualified your red hat yet. Weren't you going to talk about the red hat? Oh my God. You guys said I didn't need a qualification, but I meant to qualify first word. Wait, first say the last thing you were saying about this. Oh, I was in Amanda, I was quiet, stoned, and ashamed, and then you morphed into Jesse Solomon and I forgot everything. Love can be an amazing thing by the water. And then the whole summer house is like burning down behind him. Did you see they're selling it? They're selling the summer house. Yes, they're up for sale. I was like, look what you did, Wes. Is that a bad sign? Yeah, that's an omen. They're selling the goddamn house because of you, Wes. That might be nominated for the Black Spot Award for worst omen. Is that an omen that they're selling the summer house? Yeah. That is a really bad omen. Is it the same one? It was a new one after COVID? No, they went back to the old one after the COVID season. Yeah, they did. Yes, okay. The people who have been. A property once attended by Erica Kirk. Oh my God, I forgot about the Erica Kirk. Okay, Erica. This show is dark. Erica, you were there, so do not fucking send us a cease and desist. Okay, you were there. My impression of Erica Kirk seeing this episode. Stop. Stop. Stop. Just stop. That's all. That crazy fucking bitch. My children are gonna hear Las Culturistas. That's a rule of culture number eight. Erica Kirk. My children are gonna think I was on Summer House one minute before I married podcaster Charlie Kirk. Podcaster Charlie Kirk. Child debater Charlie Kirk. Pro education child debater. College dropout Charlie Kirk. If you do come see me live, I sort of like to give my audience like a fun break from, you know, the rest of the world. But this hat, look, red's my favorite color and it has been since kindergarten. This man has stolen it off. I just started getting comfortable wearing my red hats again in the last year of Biden presidency. Then things, a lot of people made a lot of bad decisions. And then I thought, you know, I'm gonna take it back. Yeah, you have to. It's not like Gwen. It's like there's something to be saved there. How heartbroken are you? Because you arm yourself with jokes and humor. Sure. But behind the mask, there's a very hurt girl about Gwen Stefani. Oh my god. You said it, Matt. And thank you for really getting down to the truth because you said it, Matt. You said it, Matt. You can read me like a goddamn book. Something Erica's never done. But I. I think she's read a lot of books. Erica's read a lot. I think she's read Sun Tzu's Art of War. As have I. As have I, Erica. Okay? Just know that. I just. I've read Art of War too, bitch. Me, you, and Taylor Swift. What about. Is Art of War by that man Robert Greene? No, it's by Sun Tzu. Robert Greene has the Sinister book as well that's like banned with the rules of. I don't know about Robert Greene. We don't know who this man is. You're lucky. I only trust my. I don't know who this man is. I only trust my. I only trust my. I only trust my girl's son. It's really. It's really sinister. He's got the 48 Laws of Power. The 48 Laws of Power. Do you know them? No, I don't know that shit. Once in a while, they'll come across my 4U because, I don't know, I probably follow someone else on Savory that I'm not aware of. And then I'm like, ah! You know, get off my screen, Erica. You know. Oh, I see. I thought you were implying that you followed Erica. No, I don't follow her. No, but what happens. Like. Oh, and please. You don't, you don't, you don't. But once you engage with even, like, watching one second of that content, it's all TikTok will give you. I know. Like, do you know how many times Candace Owens has popped up on my TikTok? Yeah. Like, hmm. You let anyone question this. Yeah. No one ever think about that. Honey, how do you think I ended up here on the Las Culturistas set with a goddamn perm? Talk about the perm. What is going on? You went on TikTok and weren't influenced? No, I liked one post. You're on Perm Talk. I liked one post with a woman who I later made the synaptic connections has the most opposite type of hair than I do. That didn't dawn on me until post-perm. See, I'm such an idealist. Amanda, I believed in you. And so I thought this woman, because they have these non-toxic, healthy, loose curl perms. So this woman had this most gorgeous. It looked like. It looked like, you know, she had done big rollers. Yeah. Beautiful. And that was just her every day. And she's like, I air dry my hair like this. And I'm an air. And as you can imagine, I'm an air dry bitch too. Cali girl. Cali girl. And so I was like, oh yeah, that's definitely for me. I'm going to up. You know, I've been trying a lot of beauty treatments. And I can't get too into perm because, you know, a later segment. But I will say, you know, that algorithm, it can get you in deep trouble. That's how the young men got radicalized. But me, for a perm. Right. So. The young men. The young men got radicalized. But me, for a perm. That's what I'm saying. Now, connect the dots between you liking perm talk posts with this woman. So you arriving here today. Well, it was last week. And it was sort of. And you got it in LA? I got it. I told my mom Blair was coming in and she goes, oh, she got a perm. Matt's mom knew I got a perm, which I was. I was really thrilled about. She's a hair professional. Yeah. Yeah. And also, I must say that my father, who calls you Agent 436, who met. I don't. You might have been the first gay man he'd ever met. Really? I kind of got that sense because I kind of got the sense that I was, like, enchanting him. Oh, he loves. You know, he loves. Yeah, and I think I also got him with the mild time. Well, he told him. Agent 436. And I was like, wow, you really connected with him on the straight mail fact. Well, I'm good at that. I can code switch like a motherfucker. I know. I saw you. Oh, trust me. We get a straight guy in here, I'm like, yo, Christopher Nolan, right? I'm like, 10 hut, et cetera. I'm like, yo, dude. I call straight guys brother. Yeah, no. Oh, my God. My parents were very charmed. But anytime, like, you pop up on something, he's like, I saw Agent 436. If he names someone, it's their. Nickname for life. That's a cool thing. Because that is a great thing. But 436, because that's the mild time? Yeah, the mild time. So he called him Agent 436. I know how to impress heterosexual guys. Of different generations. Just not enough that they sleep with me. Why would you want that? Because who doesn't want that once? I was about to say, look, it's not hard. You know, it's actually so easy. You think? Yeah. Men will fuck a door. What's going. Every time I think, should I have this one bite of croissant and be like, leave it a little tight, and then I was like, no, will fuck a door oh i'm gonna eat the croissant where are they where are they fucking the door i don't know i don't know how they would fuck a door if there was nothing else yeah no they would they still fuck doors they still fuck doors there's they still fuck doors women would fuck a door too no they wouldn't it would be way harder i don't even bone i don't even know how you'd get a door in there let's be real no they find a way can we be real how would you even get a door shoved in there when this little tiny you're really centering sex around the insertive experience right yeah that's why i prefer it period i'm just saying your sex is your sex out there no your your sex is as matt said your sex is your sex out there you okay so and that's your gwen what's going on with you sexually right now you're happy um oh no oh she goes i just look i've had a rough year it hasn't made me feel the most i am dealing with acute grief yes which is a odd peculiar out-of-body experience that doesn't make you if you can believe it feels super horny i would imagine um um and we love you by the way oh thank you i love you guys um and you know i'm of a certain age now that i'm not out here really tossing it around you're not hopping on in the streets no you're not you're not looking at doors different i'm not looking at doors different because how would it get in such a tiny little tiny little pin i just have a memory sorry we'll get back to your grief but we are there's a girl who sat behind me in the sixth grade and she was up pressing herself against the corner of the desk every single corner dude i wonder where she ended up the corner we all knew what she was doing we were like amanda soothing amanda of course her name was amanda yeah um so so anyway do you think she was wearing an elwood hat acting cagey as fuck but what'd you say nothing wait wait do you think she knew what she was doing yeah i think she was exploring her body and and that way i celebrate but i'm just saying sure i'm just saying i think she was exploring her body and and that way i celebrate but i'm just saying sure in the insert of penetrative way of sex like sex is whatever you want did you talk with the other kids yeah we were all like hey like are we all noticing this yeah it's okay it was no one was hurt really um you guys were all chill about it you're like yeah i mean amanda gets a little freaking frisky in the afternoon post nap time she needs that little corner desk it was she's that little desk corner good just to take a little me time and you know after the is so crazy so great i so perfect i don't want to be you bullied that girl no we did no you're acting way no one she did it no she did it all here which tells you no one no one spoke it was it was classic case of who's gonna tell her you first no one's bullying you all talking about it without mentioning something that's not bullying that's classic textbook textbook housewives no it's very joellen tyburi code no no have you been watching rhode island i started watching it but then rosebud said we need to watch it together you do you do you do yeah so we're watching all i saw is a preview of i ran over a woman and they're like what do you mean you ran over a woman yeah yeah i ran over a woman i can't believe i can't believe the casual i ran over a woman but then it was revealed she's like why you asked why are you even questioning right totally she's like with a car alicia is the star alicia's the star she went 15 miles per hour she rounded a corner a woman dove across her windshield what that's what that's her story she she clarified it she was like a woman i ran over one of my car it's awful i'm done with driving right wait you ran over a woman with your car yeah i ran over a woman but then now now she's impressed she's been like no i was going 15 miles per hour and this woman dove 15 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it it does make you feel better okay good like whether or not it's fully true it's it's uh soothing yeah yes but except this one kept pushing this thing that rj was saying i know which leads me to believe that it wasn't rj i know except for that he did say that when he was he was always riding hard for i told my mom that and she's like yeah well he always used to say that so and i was like all right you guys are on my ass so how many mediums four yeah i mean i wasn't looking for any predictions i just wanted to talk to him i mean i still talk to him all the time but yeah it's just so it's such an odd experience yeah yeah and then to even wrap your mind around horniness yeah it's like when my friends are like talking to me about i'm like yeah totally you know um yeah it kind of zaps it out of you but i'm hoping to you know have a resurrection now do you find that new york is a baseline hornier place and so you come here and it's kind of like a little because i find that i do jack up a little bit once i'm here i think that you're just more out here but like i love the and look i mean i girl like i love the sun i love a pool party and don't don't even speak about the sand my favorite thing like if i were to really have like a choice of a party day is a day party and then go to bed at seven yeah like i love like a pool party i love a beach day about like all that stuff i like i like the california stuff you want you want the sun to suck you dry i think that's like a very sexy of course she's the best conversational hike i'm sure ever in life no because i you can i say us me you and gretta going on our hikes sometimes featuring abe if we were lucky yeah those are the one of some of my favorite memories of me first moving to la like just being like oh my god we hike here now gretta's like doesn't like hiking anymore she's ripping it in the gym yeah she doesn't need the height she's so shredded yeah she's like she's like you can do berries with me and you know if it's too much you can just do do a floor if it's too much you can just yeah because i'm always like i'm doing low cortisol shit bitch okay right i already did my like uh ncaa athlete life like yeah that life's behind me totally you've disciplined yourself already yeah but she she was telling me about going to some like chakra healer type of i'm sure she's like yeah push this on you oh wait she's not that she's pushing but i am like i'm like okay yes gretta i will go you are it borders on pushing i'm it's working on me is all she wants me to go to hot yoga more than anything i'm like no not for me not but i will go yeah i mean like the amount that she pursued like she did say she's like i that was her new year's resolution and then she just went for it and she is a workout girl i was like you should do like a workout video it'd be so fun well i said she needs to bring matcha back bring matcha back that was so fun always pandemic no you weren't a fan of the not a fan i feel like it irrevocably irrevocably you know changed our everyone's brains we're all like real freaky now you know what i'm now realizing blair on summer house blair on summer house you would take off you love the sand you love the beach let me tell you something i want to see you i can give it to west on a beach oh my god oh my god just you sunglasses on like laying out like at the beach just like nailing him perm perm in any condition skateboard yeah skateboard oh he wouldn't know what to do with you orders here now bitch fuck yeah yeah oh you want to do a food review i'll show you a fucking food review i like i like toss it like bear i like toss him in the pool without even like just like a the flick of a wrist yeah hey you little boy honestly up over your shoulder over my shoulder yeah i'll drive i like i destroy him in um in like flip cup and then just like bark in his face you know who'd never sing again jesse he if he he sung if i could meet a growl by the beach growl by the beach if i could meet a growl by the beach side i would he's such a big you're nailing it because he has such a big mouth what is his real song it's like i don't know his real song but i but oh yeah our producers are like summer house super fans right jesse and we had we had guest requests for several of them but i was like i just don't want to take his side that's how parasocial i am about it i know well i i do go on podcasts all the time and forget that like a lot of people listen i just feel like i'm oh no we forget that all the time yeah no i'm sure i'm sure it's much worse for you guys than me but i mean like you just feel like you're chatting with your friends and then all of a sudden excuse me i heard what you you know yeah oh yeah well we've never really been like confronted oh you haven't have we been confronted i've never been confronted i've been confronted right step to this west walks through the door oh i i dare him to come here yeah oh you and your trunk your sad little short trunks for breakfast can i say though it obviously gives incredible and i'm not complimenting him i'm just saying this is part of the indictment it obviously is bomb dick i think so i don't otherwise i don't think both of these girls would be you know wrapped up in it so yeah but it was out here like a few weeks ago on watch it happens live being like yeah i love west but yeah she said his ass but that's because she hasn't seen the football player's ass she's gonna be like that ass she's like this is gonna be the seventh great ass to the fucking tight end kidding me anyways once we get that once we roll in that nfl player she's like what's who you know yeah but i'm gonna be like more like east north south and what's the real song we don't we don't know oh you're a fan falling in love she had a clap going she goes i guess i'll start this has this i will say this has like scarily polluted all of our feeds in a way i know i'm like wait this is sticking this is a little too sticky i just don't think i'm sorry i'm still stuck on the dick being bomb here's the thing i i can't i can't go past this i do feel like it's the it's just the classic thing of intermittent reinforcement like as dara said you know he's the best boyfriend until he's your boyfriend and so when they never know what's going to happen it's the uncertainty that keeps them kind of going back for more but i think if there's any certainty nobody's staying there baby i i think that kyle and amanda will be back together by the reunion wow you're fucking out of your mind maybe not publicly maybe not publicly maybe not publicly you're right you're right like like who's to say no because and then it comes out like every also every clip i can't believe we're still talking about he was he was there for her right away yeah and then it was immediately and then um and then west it comes out has had like there's a girl the horsehair tie girl's like yeah he was my full boyfriend like wow this is going on like multiple girls the girl that he got the horsehair tie from yeah said that that was my boyfriend yeah that's atrocious yeah so and then all these other girls are like oh yeah i just hooked up with him like you know a couple weeks and she and sierra had allegedly hooked up with him like three weeks before they found out that's not true i hope not i pray that's not true because that is one of the most diabolical i mean like aside from what's actually already happening i mean i don't know how he could do that i i don't believe that's true what are the things in culture besides summerhouse you want to talk about because i know you're just burning up with i know what am i burning up on topics yeah i'm really i recently uh zara larson has come into my awareness great and never ending midnight sun you're kind of her thank you i really appreciate that the way that she shakes her fucking ass yeah is incredible oh we haven't had it for a while like um she's the daughter she is the daughter of like shakira and beyonce absolutely and like you know megan the science has has been really like keeping the ass shaking going for us like and and she's needed a few more to come into the ether yeah and so i'm really liking what i'm seeing on the tiktok like when i when i'm scrolling after you know i take my nightgummy and i'm on there and i'm locked in and i'm seeing and then i like and then a hundred more is our larsons does it inspire you to does it inspire you to shake ass yes i actually went to a dance class recently that was really fun and it was like a girl's drinking um one as well so girls girls get crunk and throw ass yes and i had the time of my life where where and when well it was a girl put it on a private one but i have been you clutching the iheart thing with both hands saying this it's just uh yeah this girl i got invited by a friend of a friend because that was one of my things is that this year i want to do like pursue fun yeah yes with things that don't have a means to an end and uh like i'm always touring and all that stuff and uh like i was do dance classes i did as a kid so fun the drinking was even more fun with it love yeah um not dangerous not there was there wasn't an element girls were wearing heels and i decided i decided i brought the heels and i was like no i want to get too nasty right what were you drinking uh voof wow it was provided okay so it was like bubbles and bubbles and ash okay there was some pre-game drinks as well oh last night i had uh five to six aperol spritzes but they're real delicious that feels like karaoke night with rosebud yeah and you know a thing that i find uh shocking about the the new york is like everyone was sober a lot of sobriety i am not a big drinker like i don't even drink very often like i i was just like oh i'm exhausted i gotta pick it up to get with all these singers you know right and they're all sober doing you know i will say the thing about karaoke is sometimes it benefits to not be totally fucked up because when you're totally fucked up you pick songs that are more ambitious and then you're screaming because you also don't have an awareness of your volume when you're a little bit drunk so when you get wasted and do karaoke that's when you wake up in the morning with a voice from like hell i think that a lot of listeners will take that little snippet of wisdom and hold it with them for a long time i i that's public domain it is but that was a reminder that they didn't know they need to be refreshed on oh and look you want you if you can believe it you're not finding me at karaoke maybe ever you know i'm like i'm in front of the microphone enough i don't need to but a lot of other people have you ever done i try by macy gray no you know one person did suggest bondi heart of glass and it strangely worked perfectly yeah because you're you're you're up in the falsetto though i love that or the head voice but what i really would like to sing is like gin blossoms hey jealousy but i don't have that i don't know that i don't know that one oh my god can you sing it no i can't that was a trick you just tried to trick me you guys are actual vocalists no not me um no i don't do karaoke ever and i never have because you know it felt like last night was such a rarity i would have loved to have been there i've done i don't think so i wish i wish you guys would have i just like assume you guys are at like i don't know where do you assume we are stephanie german that's why we don't get invited anywhere because they think we're at lady gaga's house meanwhile she don't text us i you are our gaga i just went and saw her oh my god what'd you third row with my mom lost my mind oh my god how fun is that it was incredible it was unbelievable i mean what a performer fuck she's like she's just my all-time number one yeah i well there was there was a time when when she's too busy freaking praying to do anything cool and look i love to pray but not on money sanctioned apps were involved in weird shit go go back to don't speak go back to don't speak go back to don't speak you know you know another reason why you don't have to qualify red because gaga has done it for us oh really mayhem oh yes mother mayhem thank god lady in red yeah you know what we had red before you bitch okay she's saying that to trump not you steph not you stuff we'll text you later have you always been a winker oh yeah i love to wink i love when anyone winks at me you know like i used to think about as like a kid like when an adult and you're just like oh they have like a special little twinkle secret you know like there's just no better feeling than someone winking at you or like an old man who like says you're they're like oh you're so beautiful like you know an 80 year old man and then they wink it and you're just like oh and then or they like you know give you something for free at the coffee shop or something and they wink at you it's so cute i love it i love a wink i love a wink i love that you guys are not um have not been i just just just just have not been like icked over a wink and well it it all does matter who the of course of course you know once in a while you get a disgusting i'm well it's crazy the way when men look at women on the street of course i'm just i i have wink envy and i think it's just not anything that asian people do show us i loved it well you did it with the wrong eye i that what was the wrong eye because i couldn't see that one you're not like i couldn't see it horny no horniness is over okay okay i just had to come here i got that subtle subtle subtle little bow and wink and i felt a stir in my pinstripe trousers oh they're gorgeous by the way they really are cute the wink was this online shopping it all is it all it all is like here's my thing and i've always been like this i do love clothes but i don't love to shop i think my mother raised me that like we were like going one and done like when i first came upon girlhood where they wanted to go shopping for like four hours and like ask each other's opinion like i never need anyone else's opinion i know what i like immediately right yeah i don't like to stand in the store but yeah i love online shopping i got all the apps it's like such a problem yeah yeah do you want the real real yes love the real oh no that is it's just the best thing in the world you get some iconic pieces because you can get shit no one else has right yeah it's incredible would you do real real brick and mortar no there's no point no i like no no no because then she'd have to be out in the shop she wants to be home yeah no i want to be home i want to be at the pool party i want to be at uh zara larson's you know yeah yeah i'm not trying to be at the shop i like to have i like to have the items that were procured from the shop just from my phone did you do the rite of passage that is california when you're a girl at coachella oh yeah years ago yeah years ago and you know it happens much earlier when you're a native californian right so what are we talking uh like i i did it for like my early 20s and so what was that like arcade fire what look if you are trying to get me to disclose my age on matt bowen and stephanie german on his podcast you are really something because that's just who were the headliners because back then it was like arcade fire yeah i don't know one of them one of the times and look someone's going to look this up immediately um whatever but it was like like i saw robin for the first time like she was a headliner but i lost my mind it was so much fun the sahara time was really big it was like crystal castles um oh i could say yeah i'm what's it called uh what else uh tv on the radio was like headlining the paul mccartney paul mccartney headlining oh cool but it was like we were all like it was poor at the i was like 22 23 staying in like um these condos with like 20 people that are all just like out of their minds our house has 15 people yeah wow robin i just like and robin at the sahara seeing robin is there's nothing like it like it's just incredible yeah have you seen her live yeah oh yeah i mean i don't know who i don't know who i think i'm asking she sat in that chair i agreed to come back after you know i saw you saw jennifer lawrence i saw some of my colleagues here and i said sure boys i'll swing by swing by we need you in our life thank god for you thank god you're here for you guys like just absolutely taking over media i'm so proud of you wait hold on i'm getting breaking news oh my god oh no jesse solomon at the sahara tent you're coming i met a girl by sahara i don't know dj cook dj kyle cook who's actually probably will actually be in the no i'm sure he's doing like what we saw an active a red bull activation a couple years ago we a couple years ago we were there and it was dj set by um dj james kennedy at um what's it called blast from the past that name is it it does have so many scandal contours to it yeah involved yeah yeah yeah yeah i haven't heard that name in a blue moon huh well he's healing he claims to be healing now yeah couldn't really hear his name over the plane flying over his house huh what's that that is such a pull from like three years ago vanderpump oh you go girl can i say i've never meant it more you go look uh real estate's expensive in los angeles okay even for a dj sometimes you land under an airstrip what are you gonna do i know he had a house that was right under la that's right that's right like the flight plans were not kind to yeah and schwartz somehow inched his way back on the valley huh some people some things they just where are you standing on la la kent miss mix kent are you kidding me you love her no oh no she turned she turned on all us girls how are you gonna ride so hard as the face of the ariana defender movement make a hundred thousand on merch, send it to Daryl bitch. And then you turn on her ass. At the end, I will never forget it. She turned on Ari, Anna? It wasn't great. Are you kidding me? Oh, I'm not keeping up. See, I fully disengaged from the valley, the Vanderpump world. Well, no, you have mental health. You have mental health and a good spiritual, probably, aura for you. The rest of us. It was bad for my chi. I was like, I'm watching the darkest thing here. No, we all went straight to hell with them. Oh, our favorite was when one of the darkest episodes of the valley was the lead-in for the Culture Awards last year. We were like, oh, great. Right. We have liftoff, kind of. It was just the worst vibes on the valley, just like Jax and Brittany in the gutter. And then it was like, now, the Culture Awards. I know. So I asked them, what's our lead-in this year? Yeah. I was like, I'm just curious. Good question. So that it's not like the equivalent of a funeral on the valley. Yeah, well, hopefully it won't be, you know. It's on a Wednesday, so we'll find out. Save from any new summer house breaking news, which could happen any goddamn second. We might have to rerecord before this comes out. The valley is like, I had to stop. I was like, no, I feel like I'm being privy. I feel like I'm in a trial locked in a home of domestic violence, you know. Sorry, Andy, if you're watching this. I mean, he doesn't have much to do with the valley. He's the housewives. Okay, good. Like, he takes the housewives personally. He doesn't. Yeah. I, you know, I'll just say this. And look, not everyone's for everyone. And I think that is part of culture. And I think that is part. Culture. Yeah. And the valley, not for me. Yeah, it stopped being for me as well. And they have let some people on that, you know. Yeah. That you weren't forgiving. How many times do I have to forgive? Okay. You only get a certain number of passes, which is something I don't think you girls are really keeping up with. Sure. I want, I need to sit down with the valley. Is it called Persian style? Yeah. I haven't gotten on it. Yeah. I feel like. The valley Persian style. I haven't watched it. I have seen it come across my peacock. It's got Reza, right? That's like. It's got Reza. Yeah. Yeah. It's like why it exists. Oh, gee. Yeah. Yeah. So they can sort of keep Reza. Keep Reza's name afloat. Afloat. Which I'm grateful for. Yeah. I mean, absolutely. Is he still slinging listings, huh? Is he still slinging what? Listings. Listings? Listings? I don't know. Not like Ryan Serhant. Wow. Yeah. My number one crush. I am obsessed with Ryan Serhant. Look, I want. What is your, why do you chafe? Look, okay. I can't say that I understand this. This is a straight guy that he wants to fuck. I know. And look, I can't say I understand this specific man, Ryan, and your sexual attraction to him, but I can say that I don't know if you guys remember that I famously, I was a misguided woman. I had just experienced a pandemic and I had a moment, and I'll be very vulnerable with you. Yeah. As all those who have come before me in this chair, that I did have a moment, a season or two where I was attracted to. The Oppenheim twins. Oh, the, you mean, yeah, the twins. Oh, the Winklevoss. The Oppenheim twins. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You meant the, you meant the Selling Sunset twins. Yes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said the, I said those are sort of the exact opposite of the Oppenheim twins. I'm so sorry. That's how much smarter he is than us. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's like, oh, you must be talking about tech giants, the Winklevi. I'm so sorry. No, no, no. We're like, yeah, right here about Jason and the other one. Oh, no, no, no. I totally, totally, totally. He's a bald man. Yeah. Like a, like a self-shaved, bald-ass, confident man. I love a bald guy. It reads powerful to me. I love a bald guy. And I, a lot of people were concerned for me. Also short. Short king can be very powerful. I don't mind the short guy, which shocks a lot of people coming from the athlete world. Well. You know. All I'm going to say is one time I had a short king Barry's trainer. Hopped on Grindr afterwards, found the shortest guy I could find. Oh, he inspired you. Fucked him. And it was, and it went well. Was it him? It was great. It wasn't, it wasn't the trainer. No, it wasn't, it wasn't him. Well, a lot of the hottest guys are short because you can't have everything, you know? Yeah. Well, I'm just saying, like, it's like. I was Nikki Glaser's stylist a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She fucks short kings? No, she has a shorter boyfriend. She's a short king boyfriend. And like her last special, she talks about it a lot. But she was like, you know, basically the way to get a really hot guy is to date a short man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they, they are beautiful men though, shorts. Yeah. I like the shorts sometimes. YouTube shorts. Shorts. If they're not like. They're so angry, you know? For, about being short? Yeah. They, they really are. And I want to tell them it's okay. I was like, you're hot. No, we support you. Like the tides have changed. Like this is, that was back on yesteryear. But how, but how much of their identity is so like gripped around this like chip on their shoulder about, about their height? I'm like, bro, it's fine. Well, this reminds me of the twist in The Materialist, which I haven't been able to sleep since I watched it. I don't think we should talk about it. I haven't. I haven't been able to, you don't think we should talk about it? Let's talk about it. I couldn't believe they went there with, in The Materialist. The reveal that, spoiler alert for The Materialist. Haven't seen it. Five, four, three, two, one, spoiler town. Earmuffs. Okay. The reveal that like Pedro Pascal had the surgery that makes you six inches taller. Right. And that's why he has like big swang and dick and like can fuck Dakota Johnson. Yeah. Is this just a surgery that people are having? Oh yeah, you haven't read, there's a whole, my, I first heard about it through, and it's part, and now it's being. I thought it was a joke. It's being sucked into like looks maxing culture, but it's like, it's like you go to, not Turkey, but they're just places where they basically break your femur in half and install a metal rod. Ew, that's so weird. I just don't think we need to go there. No, that's insane. And to make Pedro Pascal have to have some sort of, you know, sensational fake ass twist like that to make it. And the way it was in the movie too, it was just like, she's sort of. She sort of like pulls over a cover and like sees his legs and knows immediately he's had the surgery and he sort of like soaks away to the kitchen and they have like a quiet conversation about it. I'm like, what? It was so funny having Chris, Chris, which, which is the Chris Evans, Chris Evans, which of the Chris's, Evans be like, I'm poor and you know. He was comically like, he was like, I can barely open my drawers. He was so poor. His window was, every window in his house. His house was cracked. I will say I have such like a, I'm very drawn to Dakota Johnson. Like I am entranced by her. Yeah. Like I, I think she has a fabulous personality. She has some je ne sais quoi to her. She has that. I am in, I am entranced by Dakota Johnson. Absolutely. Yeah. I think you two should not throw stones at people who are born with short legs, fictional or real. I wasn't throwing stones. As two gorgeous long legged people. I don't think I have long legs. I just said, fuck yeah. Anyway, King, you're throwing stones. I'm saying I've dated some shorties and like not for a short amount of time. Mm-hmm. Was that a joke? It was not. It was accidental. Like I wouldn't choose that on purpose. We got to move on. So I don't think we're going to run out after that. Anyway, short people, you're fine. Okay. Every one. Yes, even you. 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your next chapter so don't take any chances do car shopping the easy way start your search with cars.com where to next it's time for i don't think so honey if you can believe this is where we take one minute to really rant rant i was on the very first one you were on the very first i don't think so honey live what a time um what what's that place a little it was a field little field yeah well i really pulled that from my asshole we did two little fields and then we did a whole bunch of bell houses who knows maybe one day we'll return maybe i am gonna go back to the house for this one okay i don't think so honey the house this is a house of summer oh i see this is matt rogers i don't think so many his time starts now i don't think so honey that carl and lindsey are done i think get back in the saddle get back in the sack see what happens see what's developed with a little bit of tension you're in support of this i gotta say all the most charming interactions this season have been between carl and lindsey i love carl's housewarming gift to her he walked over and awkwardly was like hello lindsey you have a really nice home and i got you this for your housewarming and she's like okay cool thanks like i kind of think like they're operating on a level that we need to explore again 30 seconds i think we needed to get through like lindsey now she has you know her darling child like we don't have to saddle carl with that he's gotten through what he's gotten through he has his baby the sober bar you know what i mean we're up and running we now know what's really important after the west and amanda and sierra and kyle of it all we can like now see the forest for the trees i'm just saying we did a t-mobile thing with lindsey we loved her we're charmed by her very sweet and carl seems like a gentle guy yeah and i think let's revisit it and that's one minute maybe we love carl we love him but i don't know how behind that i am but it's definitely my i don't think so honey and you fist pumped like a like a brother like a brother so you agree i just think it's so fun how he's like approaching her now like they're sort of using this as very afraid of a bridge and then every single time she's like well i guess they're like not that poor anymore like she said like slightly like less mean things than she did before like each one is just like a slightly less mean insult like she's it's getting nicer and nicer and nicer are you pro lindsey culture lindsey is a necessary fixture in reality tv i think so i think she's a reality tv god yeah like yeah she's a she's a reality tv legend and we need her on our screens yeah yeah yeah so i think he he's i i like a mama's boy i think he's he's he's quite winning to me and a lot of people well i think you should date him yeah no i think you and carl would be good i carl is so sweet no i have no interest in him right now i don't think he's a good guy i don't think he's a good guy romantically or sexually well you've not met him yet in the words of jesse's husband doing a cover you just haven't met him yet that's from my biggest inspiration michael buble i don't mean to pick on him i'm picking on everyone if there's anyone that i'm comfortable picking on it is jesse solomon i do want to say this if this season ends with like jesse and sierra fucking i'm gonna be really upset no well not to bring this up but sorry it just did get brought up like the fact that wes had the nuts to have an entire episode about uh about jesse moving weird for bringing up possibly making out with sierra he's like yeah i just think that would be weird since she and i dated and he's full on dating a man like that was a full episode this season yeah it wasn't very long ago moving weird give me a break no i just think people would say like that you're moving weird you know no i'm not saying that i just think like other people would say that like since she and i dated that you're categorically moving weird you're moving weird okay bowen young are you ready for your i don't think so honey yeah i knew it all right i don't really have one yeah but these are always your best no it's not true okay this this is bowen young's i don't think so honey as time starts now i don't think so honey any vibe celsius i don't think we're being honest about what they're even trying to to give i don't understand arctic i don't understand tropical we're just naming parts of the world there are no flavors associated with these parts of the world maybe with tropical but arctic what's the flavor profile it is what name it name sparkling frozen berry no fro what is frozen berry what is frozen berry i i want my fruits i think 30 celsius let's not let's not fly too close to the sun stick to the fruit i think celsius is worried that they're that the whole that it's too much for chicks but i think that's that is the beauty and power of celsius is that it's all fruit based flavors 15 seconds i think anytime they veer off and go to cola if they go to vibes i think that's when we start to that's when we're we start to manipulate science a little too much and we start to disturb the natural order of things and what flavors we are used to imbibing and that's one minute i what did i say those are always your best no that's i am a hundred percent with you bowen i do not understand the vibe series they they're not flavors they're edm music and i do edm music and i'm telling my wonderful assistant michelle now i'm like just get any she's like what what are your celsius flavors like anything except the vibes i don't care i'm i'm so easy it's not that i'm difficult i just don't want the vibes the vibe the vibe uh celsius vibes are uh not flavors they're abstract concepts yes i don't want that i do want to show you something that's going to make you shake and shiver can i have your glass no i did this recently this is this is actually crazy so guess what color this is so this is arctic yellow this is arctic vibe you knew that's that's what that flavor i like no this just happened i don't have the same problems as bowen until you never want to see it outside of the can you can't no i will say there's something really wrong that's the right that's the radioactive shit that turned the turtles into teenage mutant turtles yeah yeah and that's my only thing about you being like really in the celsius is that this is this is that's not a color that needs to be in your body no that's not a color that the human eye is meant to witness this is my this is my thing i and it tastes less like arctic vibe outside of the camp exactly egg exactly that's how that was when that's alex mac in a cup it's alex mac it's very 80 it's very yeah like it's alex mac on a powerless day it's alex mac turned into her superhero form on a on a really hot humid day and melted like a motherfucker with all the viscosity left the building yeah honey viscosity down not the wink you're really good at it you're really good at it now my pussy's so okay yeah so i guess i'm on board with you there it is my if i'm gonna drink a celsius though like arctic vibe is my flavor so what are you saying he loves edm i'm just saying like it has to be cold okay and in the can and then i can abide it once you do this it's a bridge too far and now i have to put it down actually i cannot i i just like seeing that disgusting visual just made me remember that i'm gonna have vulnerability hangover for mentioning the oppenheim twins no don't don't don't i've and i'm sorry that i confused them with the winklevosses no i'm sorry too so i think no one has anything to be ashamed about you showed how smart you are you showed that short kings have power sexually i was like where is he going with this i'm just saying we all showed our multitudes there yeah no i've been to a lot of therapy though and the crush went away so did you did you bring it up in therapy no i just think it happened like through osmosis a lot of incredible healing happened and then sort of the attraction i noticed went away on the following season and so all's right in the world so did you relationship with chrishell change how you felt about him i think so i i uh what i'm a die hard for chris i love i love chris shell from minute one to the two forever yeah i love her so much and And, you know, that whole thing was ridiculous. You would have a blast with Chris Schell. Oh, I know. We would love each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. All right. Well, while we have our producers make that connection happen, it's time for your I Don't Think So, Honey. Are you ready, Blair? I'm ready. All right. Well, that's good. Because this I Don't Think So, Honey is Blair Saki's I Don't Think So, Honey, one of the originators of the form. And her time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey perm gate. What's perm gate? It's when I got a perm last week accidentally. And you know what? I Don't Think So, Honey. This I Don't Think So, Honey is about the perm. But in fact, it's actually about my five milligram THC nightgown that I take every single night that led me down and actually radicalized me on the on the tick tock for you page because I saw these beautiful women with this long, luscious, loose curls and they were loose curl, healthy, healthy, large perms. And the curls were very large, loose, luscious. And I thought, I want to uniform. I want to uniform. I want a uniformed, like a gracious, grown up looking curl instead of my skateboard curls. I walked into that perm place. It was a non-toxic, a non-toxic, a very highly reputable perm place. I said, I'd like to let I'd like to look less skateboardy. And then they permed the shit out of my hair. Then I walked out and I said, bitch, I said, I'd like to look like Grace of Monaco, not Lords of Dogtown. And now I look like Heath Ledger at Lords of Dogtown. I have to wear a hat on my school trees. There's a red one. It does not be qualified. That's one minute. You don't look Lords of Dogtown. Dogs of Dogtown. Thank you. You don't look Heath Ledger in the slightest. Dogville or Dogtown? I love Heath Ledger too. Shout out Heath Ledger. Shout out. But you don't look like him at all. You don't look like him. Well, look, they said it's going to go down in like eight weeks or something. Certain amount of washes. We're pushing. Permanent. We're pushing the K-18. We're going to look into some sort of, I don't know, deep treatments. That's what it's just such a misnomer. Why do they call it a perm? It's not permanent. It's not permanent. Well, it's a long time. I will say I really loved, I really loved, I really loved the, when they were in, I felt so 1950s, like what those ladies must have felt like when the curl things were in. It's almost like when this type of singing was popular. I met a girl by the bay tonight and I. Jesse, time jumped like paradise. Oh, we need to watch that show. That's not our culture. I love it. Do we need to watch it? We need to watch that show. Sorry. It feels like straight culture. I knew you were going to say straight culture. Right? But isn't it? My parents are like, we love paradise. And I'm like. Yeah, my parents do. I actually, yeah, you're right. I should go on Radio Lab and talk about paradise. You should. No, that, yes, absolutely. Yes. Hulu shows. That strikes me as like weirdly a show George has seen. Like he's, I think he's gone on like paradise. Ask him. Look, it's, it's really well executed. A lot of loft. Lofty, lofty, high concept. And I'm telling you, they're landing that plane. They're landing that plane. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. This is what, this is, this is what we need. Maybe. Yeah. Paradise is for straights. Yeah. Industry is for buys. I love industry. Greta's the one that showed me industry. Yeah. Of course. See, that's what I'm saying. It is hardcore porn on every. Right. Yeah. Love it. And what's gay? Summerhouse? Rhode Island. No, I think. Summerhouse. Well, gay is. Gay is RuPaul's Drag Race. Big finale coming up. Who are we rooting for? I guess I'm rooting for. That's tough. Mikey Meeks. Right? Yeah, yeah. She's, she's final. Three. Anyway. So that's, that's our discourse on that. But listen, we had so many amazing discourses. I think this conversation flowed, like a river. It did. I mean, I think we untangled so many hot topics. We did. The View is probably scared. Oh, The View is so shook about us. Yeah, so. We're taking over. Yeah. You know, The View has a podcast. Why? Every day they have a podcast hosted by executive producer Brian Teta. It's called Behind the Table. Wow. Brian's wonderful. Brian's lovely. We love Brian. I love you, Brian. You should go on the show. You actually would be amazing. You would be amazing. On The View. On The View. As a panelist. Thank you. Joy Behar, your days are numbered. Joy, I feel like, I love, yeah, Joy. I don't know if Joy would like me, but I would love, that would be a lot of fun. I think Whoopi would think you were just delightful. Whoopi is a lot of fun. I love her philosophy on living with men. I don't want a man in my house. Yeah, get them out of here. Yeah, so. I don't want to have to talk to anybody. And then what did she say recently about, she was like, I take care of myself. My needs. She was like, I'm not with the man, but every now and then, I figure it out. I figure it out. I figure it out. She said something along those lines. She's intimating that she's got booty call lists, which I love for Whoopi Goldberg. So happy. I love that. I mean, like, look, everything's changed. If you're a rich woman, you really don't need to kind of get involved anymore. Yeah, that's true. We have credit cards, property, for now. Yeah, and you got desks to rub on for anything like this. Dores, Dores DeFoe. Did you say her name? I said first name. Amanda. And I don't even think that's her name. Right, no, it's just Amanda heavy episode. It's just Amanda's across the country caught a lot of strays. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Well. We're not generalizing. I think it's just a coincidence that these two girls that we focused on today were named Amanda. I didn't really focus on her. And we're hoping the best for both of them. And we are hoping the best. We are hoping that little Amanda's genitals, they're still sort of all intact. Every, you know. They should be called gentles. Gentles? Yeah. Unless you like to take a beating, huh, Bo? Oh, God. You can see Blair Saki performing at May 5th at the Hollywood Improv as part of Netflix is a Joke. The podcast is spaced out. And I think your life would benefit greatly. I can't wait to have you guys on. From just getting an infusion of Blair Saki right in your veins. And we're, we're happy to provide you just a little sampling of that today. Oh, this is so much fun. You've been on the edge of your seat since her 2017 episode of Lost Culture entitled Too Mischievous. To get to here. To get to here. We end every episode with a song. Don't speak. You know just what you're thinking. So much time explaining. Don't tell me cause it hurts. 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