Puff Puff Paranoia w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 859

- Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house. - Hi guys. Hello, welcome to your mom's house. I'm Christina P, this is Duncan Truss. - Hello. - Tom's not here and we're smoking. - Yeah, we're smoking. - You know why, fuck it. I'm gonna be 50x, bud. I'm already beat cancer, so have you. - Yep. - I've already quit this once. This is the first time in 20 years I've been smoking. - Feels good. - Kinda fucking like it. - It's so nice. - It is nice. - So good, it feels so good. - I know. - And it's so wonderful and liberating and there's a reason, like, hero smoke. - I know. - So I tell my kids. - Yeah, heroes of winter smoke. - And they don't, they want, it's very, you know, getting kids to smoke is so hard. - It is, 'cause now they're into the vape, which I think might be worse for you than the old school tobacco. - Vapes. - Vapes gotta be, it can't be good for you, but, you know, we got Hauntavirus now. - What? - You know about Hauntavirus. - My head's been in the sand. I've just been sitting in my room smoking. - Oh, I think it's a cure. - We have got, so this is incredible. There is a cruise ship at Hauntavirus outbreak. Hauntavirus, 25% mortality rate. Oh, where's the ship? - Generally night, well, this is that, well, the ship is, they got all the people off the ship and sent them back home. Why not? And so it's a 25% mortality rate. Now, the good news is, the good news is that apparently it's not as transmissible, but the bad news is, all of a sudden, there's a lot of people trying to reassure us, and that makes me more nervous. - Look up this virus. Let's see what we're in for. Is this gonna be another panda? Are we going into, like a lockdown, maybe? - Well, I think, no matter what, it's triggering everybody's lockdown. That's not good when you see those two. - What happens to you? Do your guts liquefy, get back cold? - Your lungs fill up with liquid. - Oh, perfect. - And you die. So smoking is the ant. That's why I'm smoking right now. - Same. - Same. - Here you go. - Smart. - We're beating this shit right now. - Yeah, it holds in your lungs. - And the water falls out. (laughing) - Oh, let's see, fever and chills, fatigues, your muscle aches, headaches, and dizziness, abdominal, oh, nausea and vomiting. That's like my least favorite. - I know that everything but that. - Does this kill you for sure for 25%? - Okay. - 25%. - Do we've already outlived some shit you and me? - I know. - This can't take me down. I took seven weeks of radiation. - Oh, the worst dude. - You know, fuck right off. - Okay, let's not talk about this. - This is the worst. - This is a sad opening to the show. We start over. - This is nothing but positivity today. - That's right. Pronoia. - Pronoia? - Have you ever heard that before? - No, what's that? - It's just the opposite of paranoia. Paranoia, it's where you think the universe is conspiring to help you. Whereas, you know, paranoia, you think everyone's trying to get you. It's like so, instead of gang stalkers, you have people falling you around who are helping you, but they're not like introducing themselves. You can induce pronoia in yourself. - I think I do that. I think I've done that. - Angel numbers. - Oh yeah, sometimes I get into that. Do you get into that too? - Well, yeah, I mean, it's synchronicity. So it's like, basically, you can use confirmation bias to induce pronoia. - No, that's what I have. - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, and I said, yeah, more or less. - Right, I mean, I can, like, people watching right now, the number 13, the number 13, the next time you see it, something wonderful is gonna happen, and you're gonna start noticing that number all the time. For real, watch what happened. - You know what? Also, why don't we go ahead and start? We haven't even started the show. There's so much going on. I have so many big announcements. - Like what? - You're one of them. - Well, we'll get into it. But first, you're right. Let's start with a nice pronoia message from here. From here, here we go. - Here we go. So not only do I play with my period of like slime, I also sometimes like it. I've only did it once, like, maybe once or twice, or maybe three times. I just, you know, sometimes you just got it like, you just got to analyze the nutrients within. - Analyzer? She's like a scientist. - Always right. - It's a scientist. I love it. This makes me excited about the youth. - Welcome, welcome. Welcome to your mom's house. - Yeah. - Welcome to your mom's house. - Duncan Trusson. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Yeah, man, man. - Oh. - Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man. Where's my phone? - Right. - Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man. - Is that booze you're drinking? - I wish. Let me see. Oh, fuck. - What? - What? - Huh? - Come on. What happened? - Just, you know your kids fucking school. This is the end of the year and every day, tomorrow, late start, and then Friday, he's got to wear his clothes backwards to school, and then now it's fucking spirit day, and then funny mustache day. Like why? Why are they doing, you don't need to make school fun. It's not supposed to be fun. - Well, I mean, yeah, it does seem like a lunatic. It's like somebody who's like in a meth bender is coming up with activities for your kids, like some psycho. - Well, how do you have a job and have kids nowadays when you have to be at the Goddamn school? Oh, parent teacher conference? That's at 11 a.m. on a Wednesday. Good luck if you have a normal fucking life. - That's right, exactly. And it's just plays into parental guilt. It's like what the fuck is wrong with you? You're gonna prioritize your job over your sweet children. It's backwards closed day. - I know, I know. - Backwards closed. (laughing) - Who's everyone knows that? We're going wild. We're going wild today. I want you to assemble five pictures of your child, cut out into octagons. - I know, but why are they doing this? I think is this a false need? They've generated that parents should be involved in their children's schooling, but this is why I pay you money so that I don't have to be involved in any of this. I trust you to fucking do this for me 'cause I'm too stupid to educate them. I can do backwards shirt day at our fucking house. I don't need you to do this. Why am I paying you for this? - It's backwards shirt day a lot when you have kids. They don't know it's right up, but they're shirt on. Like no. - Yeah, it's just very strange. I don't think we came up in that kind of school. I think this school's we came up. - Some stupidity. - No, there was nothing like that. Never once remember my mom having to like, it's clown day. Going to Target to buy me like. - Oh fuck. - You know what I mean? Did you even, I remember like, not even telling my parents that I had projects to do. Like you just fucking hid it from them and you hid from your parents. - That's right. You stayed away from your parents. You so voided your parents. The parents were depressed. They didn't have good antidepressants back then. - No. - So your parents at PTSD were chronically fucking depressed. They were like the zombies a lot of the time. Stay away from them. Where did you go to school growing? I went to school at Edawaw Elementary in Edawaw, North Carolina. - Edawaw. - Edawaw. It's just the tiny little town out North Carolina outside of Hendersonville. So it's just a little elementary school. No, but just a nothing. - Was it religious? - No. No, I couldn't go to private. I wasn't going to private school. It was going to like early days, public school. They were doing swish and spit and just making drink fluoride. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun. You know what I noticed too, is that but what's that quote? Is it a Rasmus show me a kid by the age of seven? I'll show you the man. I don't know. It's somebody smart that said that. But man, that is the goddamn truth. Like think back to your first grade class. And you're like, oh yeah, that dude that flipped his eyelids and wrote on his arm in permanent marker. He's in jail. - That's right. - And then that guy that walked all funny and ran kind of faggy, guess what? He's totally gay. - He's gay. - Yeah, like it all pans out. - It all pans out. - Like we're just adult versions of children. And I know that sounds so dumb to say. - That does it. - But like I'm literally the who I was at seven. Just now I smoke cigarettes and I have better clothes. - 100% and also. - And a great haircut. (laughing) - You're taller. - Wait, so who are you always weird? - 100%, I weirded people up. My, you know, my, so, and this is my father loved saying this to me throughout my life, which is like, we thought you were a target for years. (laughing) - We love saying that. - And it was, and they, my mom sent me to the school counselor to basically find out if I was a special needs person. And I tested super high on the IQ test and then like they put me in gifted, the gate program, gifted in talented. - No, that's to communicate with aliens. - Well, 100%. I got in there. I was accepted. I got in, but in a, but it was such an amazing thing to watch the look of my mom's face when she realized I wasn't retarded. I still remember it. - Hold on, where's the high functioning? Here we go. It's funny you say that. This is just an interesting clip for you. Then this is for you. Was this you growing up? - You're dealing with a high functioning retard. (laughing) You're dealing with a high functioning, now they're retarded person. - Yes. Where you going against me? You're going against God in my law. Fuck you, no one's law. - I love him. How you felt? growing up? No, I didn't have that kind of confidence. That's that level of I wish I had that level of confidence today. That's incredible. You declaring God's law and simultaneously are retarded. It's so powerful. I would vote for him for president. Well, that's an interesting topic because I would vote for the period blood girl that we met at the top of the show because most people would never admit to that impulse. Now, I personally have never played with my menstrual blood with my fingers the way she talks about it. Slime. Slime, but I would be tempted to taste just to see if there's a difference in that flavor between that flavor and like just blood that comes out of your body when you cut it. Yeah. And it is new. It's got to be nutrient rich. I mean, it tastes like blood. That's so funny. Probably most guys have tasted the period blood more than most girls. I just realized that. I judge all the I don't know how eating your period blood became a genre on TikTok. But you know, you watch it and you judge it. And then you remember, oh my god, I've eaten so much period blood. I judge these people. So true. Who do I think I am? God, I never thought about it that way. I know. So we did just taste like regular blood. Yeah, just blood. Tastes like blood. I never noticed any difference. If I find a guess, I've probably swallowed more period blood than like regular blood by the gas. What? I mean, and I've guzzled semen. I've had so much semen. 100% in my mouth over the years of my stomach. I've pooped out semen. Yeah. Whoa. Interesting. I wonder like if, huh, I wonder how your body process has come. Yeah. Like, is it? Is it nutrient rich? See? We're inspired. This is why we need science. And scientists like this person because now we are exploring science. This is probably Isaac Newton wondered. He's very same things. And this is how you discover these are made. 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It's like this is what they care about. Yeah. What about come? And like how do when I have so far come, does it make me healthier and stuff? People swear by it. People like swear that it's good for your skin. It is a hundred percent. It's very good for skin. It's very good for hair. It's very good. There's the power of come, it's so powerful. Swallowing come reverses the aging process by five years. Could you imagine if there were actual medicinal properties, there would be like semen shampoo, you know that women would turn it so quickly into like we put snail slime on our faces to stay. Yeah, true. Yeah. Oh, you pay a lot of money for like a little vial of snail slime after you get your lasering treatments. Really? Bring that back up. Is it a specific kind of snail? The world needs to know. I'm sure it is, but okay, semen contains small amounts of nutrients, protein, zinc, fructose, sugar, and calcium. But in such minuscule quantities has no significant nutritional value. Very low in calories. Well, that's the best part. That's great. You know what, somebody the next person who gets on naked and afraid or alone needs to eat their own come so that the narrator has to say come contains come contains very few calories. John just consumed approximately three calories worth of just a good plan for a survival shot. Are you into those? I got I love them. I love them too. I got my kids into it. And now I'm training them to be survivalists. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. They love to start fires and chop wood. They know how to drive a manual car. I'm basically getting them ready. Sarah Connering them for what's fucking about to come down. I think it's coming. I think that yeah, humanity has progressively gotten dumber and dumber and dumber. And I think it's really frightening. And I don't know if there's going to be necessarily an event. But I do think the retards are going to lose in the future. Can I tell you my conspiracy theory? Go ahead. I think that the reason the algorithm is serving up dipshits all day long is because they don't want us to know that there's lots of happy, hopeful, good people out in the world. From an area. Yes, they don't want that. They want to induce actual paranoia because there's more money in it. And so to like make you feel like an outsider or left out or like you don't fit in anymore in the world that's collapsed, they just gather up legions of anomalous dipshits, spray them into your eyes all day long so that you become hopeless. You're like this species is disintegrating when in fact I don't think it is at all. I think actually things are pretty good right now. But you're not going to hear it on social media or the news or anywhere. That's true because they're, you know, you're right. Except now we used to just hear it centralize the disinformation was just on like four or five channels on television. Yeah. Like Tom Broca would sell you some bullshit. But now it's from flocking every angle. Every angle. Every time you open up the TikTok and everything. But by the way, this is a perfect segue into mystery boys. Oh, yeah. This is perfect. Absolutely. Yeah. It's a mystery boys. It is going to be a groundbreaking. We are number one. I just when you hear the title, you know, Kurt Mechsker, Mechsker, you're going to think, you know, conspiracy theories, stuff like that. No, no, no, no, no. We are on a campaign against misinformation. I love that. Yeah. And it's a very positive show. And you're going to leave every episode feeling really good about the world and not scared at all about anything. I love it. Yeah. I'm so excited. I love Kurt Mechsker. I love you. You know that you're my fucking, you're my A-stude. Thank you. I love you too. Man, you're talking about how a woman's vagina is a portal. Yes. Into fucking interdimensional. Well, what is it? A portal into divinity. And the other day, right? Isn't that what you were talking about? Yeah. And I was like, oh, dude, he's not wrong. Like we usher in life from the fucking universe, that spirit, whatever that is, consciousness, give it fucking form, and then squirt it out of our pussies. Yeah, that's right. It's a stargate. And what's really wild about it is you can't show it on TV. It's like this source. That's the worst part. You should be watching births 24/7 all the time. That should be the network. The birth channel just women screaming and blood everywhere babies. Dad's acting like they know what the fuck is happening and they're not shitting their pants. No, I know, this is to me again. I don't know about some universal, dark ol' humanonic conspiracy theory, but I do find it a bit suspicious that the source of all human existence on the planet is considered so profane that if you remember that scene, what was that movie where she like uncrosses her legs and everybody could see her pussy? - Basic instinct. That was like the biggest thing in the world I know. - Yeah, Sharon Stone's pussy. - Sharon Stone's pussy caused ripples for a long time. Everybody was like replicating that scene. Everyone's like, oh my god, a pussy. People were rewinding to try to see Sharon Stone's pussy. - I did, did you? Of course. - Let's pull it up. I think Mr. Skin. Remember Mr. Skin a million years ago? Let's see the scene if you might be too young listening to understand that the movie was called Basic Instinct and maybe it was the late 80s, early 90s. And this is like back when you had to find pornography in your father's stash. - That's right. - Which is kind of neat when you think about it 'cause you're jerking off to the same thing your father jerked off to it. And maybe his father's father jerked off to you. So you realize that your sexual perversions and proclivities are purely genetic. Isn't that crazy? - I wish you'd never said that. - I know. That's why I fucking said it. - Oh, I know. - No! - You're jerking off or you did. Our generation, our dudes jerked off to the stuff they're dead. - I jerked off with my dad. Like we were just, (laughing) - That North Carolina. - No, we didn't have to dig our average porn. - Let's have another cigarette. - Okay, so let me set this up. If those of y'all, thanks babe. When did this movie come out? Find the date on this. I wanna say 89, 9, 9. Yeah, let's see if we can pause it on her. - Let's see her pussy. - 1992. - 92! Okay, so 1992. - 1992. - I believe we were fucking with Iraq, right? Persian Gulf. - There you go. - I just kicked off. Bush was president, right? - Yep. - And this gorgeous Sharon Stone. I mean, one of the most fucking gorgeous women in cinema still is, by the way, shout out to Sharon Stone. I follow you on Instagram, girl. And I know you follow me. We have a relationship. - Did she follow you on the gram? - She's liked some of my stuff. Okay, but. - That's amazing. - She's so stunning in this film. And anyway, there's this iconic scene where she's being grilled by the cops and apparently a beautiful well lit mansion. And she's wearing this white dress. And she crosses and uncrosses her legs. And for a split second, you see into what? - Her bush. - But what is the bush? - Oh, the portal. - Into the Stargate. - That's right. - Into the universe, the eye of God. - Oh, here comes your pus. You barely see it. - It's like a Barbie bush. - I didn't even see it. Did you see your pus? - It was. - It was blurred. I mean, I'm sure it was blurred. Can we see it again? - I mean, we should just finally use technology for what it was made for and pause it. (laughing) - Oh, see, it's kind of blurred. - I think, yeah, I see it. - You see it? - I see it. I kind of do, I guess. Or, I mean, what the fuck? It is kind of weird. Can we pull up the actual zoom in? - Can we find it? 'Cause this scene, like, I remember watching that. - That CGI. They definitely CGI'd something in there. It looks, I mean, look at that. That's definitely CGI. That's lazy CGI. - So how do men feel about that? Like, if you know that we're all walking around with these portals, between our legs, to divinity. Like, how does that affect you guys? It's gotta be weird. 'Cause I find you that your dong was a portal into divinity. I think it would really fuck me up. 'Cause I'd be like, dude, I'm like, I'm so afraid of you. Or like, I don't know. I don't know. - I don't know for maybe-- - I don't think we think about it that way. I don't think it's the kind of thing where dudes are like, thinking like, why don't I have a portal? I'm like, where's my portal? - To divinity. I don't think that there's a sense of portal envy. No, I don't think there's portal envy at all. That's how I had to guess. I mean, I've never once wanted to be pregnant. Not once having watched Aaron go through it, there's never been a time in my life where I've wanted to be pregnant, wanted to breastfeed. - You think it's horrible. - But, you know, did you ever, I'm sure, I'm sure Aaron Perry told you about this. Did you ever see that article like, so it's sort of like peak wokeness. All these articles, they still come out a little bit, started showing up with dudes who felt jealous that their wife could breastfeed. And they couldn't, do you remember that article? They aren't sent you that? - I'm sure she has, but it's an article this guy wrote where he said he was glad that his wife wasn't producing milk anymore. It's like dudes who get those like boobs where they can breastfeed the baby because they feel jealous. And I think that is just such a fucked up mind state to want to do that. - Well, here's where it gets sticky. - The sticky wicket is that you grip sucking on your mom's tits most likely. And then your wife's body becomes a place of erotic location. So you sucked on your wife's tits. - 100%. - And now this other guy's out in the world sucking on your wife's tits. So maybe is that the jealousy? Like, why does he get to suck on my tits? - You are the most insecure piece of shit on earth. (laughing) If you're jealous, that's not you. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, baby. - Not you, if you are jealous of a baby sucking your wife's tits, something is off with you. That is a bad sign. Like, it's a baby. - But then like, how do you, okay, for instance, if like a baby had to suck on, I guess my husband's penis or something to survive? - Would I feel jealousy? I might. On someone conscious, fucked up, weird level, not be able to like reconcile it. - I don't know. - Craziest black mirror episode or twilight zone where you can feed babies through your dick. - It's, I don't know. We're in the future, babe, it could happen. No, don't say that. I don't even want to put that out there. - You can't. - It's so disgusting. - It's disgusting, but I don't think, I just, you know, that you can like, get to a point when there's tons of babies where you wish that you could hang out with your wife without like little people yelling at you and stuff like that. And you could definitely, you do recognize that like, during the period of like, post baby, like sex is out the window and you could, but I don't, the jealous of a baby is pretty weak sauce, right? - I, I know. - I mean, I guess it was like a muscular bed. - Whoa, there it is. - Oh my God, it is there. - Dude, she had a perfect Barbie. - Holy shit. - They really did show her bush or non-bush. She saved that thing. - But it was so perfect. - That's just perfect vagina. I didn't know it was really in there. - Me neither. - That's amazing. - No. - Huh. - But isn't that nice that we can look at it now as adults, like really look at it? - Very nice. - I never thought I'd get to really look at Sharon Stone's pussy. - I know, it's, it's incredible. And then eventually you're gonna be able to recreate that with your 3D printer, you could do it now. You could recreate her bush in your 3D printer and actually have sex with it. That's like an incredible. - You could easily, that's easy to render. - That's the only way. - I've got to tell you about my Helix mattress because it's a game changer. I used to wake up in the morning without feeling rested whether it was from back pain, being too hot or feeling Christina make the slightest movement, it was a nightmare. So I took the Helix sleep quiz and got matched with a mattress that was tailored to my sleep needs. It's not some one-size-fits-all garbage from temperature to position. 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Oh wait, before you go on, I don't mean to cut you off. Since we're doing magic and I'm demonstrating that I have great magical abilities and do chaos magic and disguise myself as a comedian. Now, I wanna show you something. - Yeah. - Okay, so this was taught to me in Cleveland by a new, by a magician that I'm now becoming friends with. - Whoa. - Yes. Let me look up his name, Damnit Jack. His name's Jack. No, no, no, this guy is so cool. - Regitions are the enemies of stand-up comics 'cause they sell out venues and we're very resentful. - Very resentful. - Just say, you know, very resentful. - And hypnotists, we fucking hate those too, 'cause they just do such good business in the comedy clubs. - Yeah, it's not fair. 'Cause you know, I'm so sorry, Jack, I can't remember your last name, we just met. When you look up As Magic Jack, he is awesome. We are gonna be best friends. I can feel it. You know, when you get older, you don't make friends. - No. - He's so much better. - As Magic, he got the record for getting kicked off America's Got Talent faster than he and the other. - Oh, no, I want to be friends with them. - Can we pull it up real quick before I show you this tricky, Tommy? - That's magic, Jack. - Yeah, Jack Brady, sorry, Jack. - Let me just make my plug quickly. - I'm sorry, Jack. - I'm in Denver right now at Comedy Works, the Downtown Club. I think there's only tickets left on the Thursday show. So get 'em now, okay, I'll see you in Denver, guys. I can't wait. Are you weird? Are you tatted? Come to my shows, that's all I want. I want weirdos. I thought, sure, you can be a normie and come to. - I love the Comedy Works. - Oh my God, Comedy Works. - So this, this is actually, like I don't know how to do magic, it's okay. So this is just a regular rubber band, no big deal, right? Now, as it turns out, rubber bands are elastic things. Something you do with the quantum frequency when you're doing this, they can actually help people transmit information without talking, right? So this is so insane, he taught me this and it works. I've already done it with Aaron, it totally works. So, now, I want you to think about what you had for breakfast. Do you remember what you had for breakfast two mornings ago? - Oh yeah. - Are you sure? - Hold on. - Should I remember it? - Okay, I fucking, yes. - You sure you remember it? - Yes, do. - Okay, so hold that in your mind. Hold that in your mind, okay? Now I'm gonna show you something incredible. But this rubber band likes this. So, here, all you gotta do is take this, put it in your hand, hold that in your hand. - It's sweaty. - I'm gonna put it in your hand. This is gonna freak you out, let's get freaky guys out. Now, squeeze it in your hand, squeeze it, hold it, hold it tight. Okay, I'm getting the message, alright? Okay, I got it. Now, I could say what you had for breakfast, no problem. But how crazy would it be if I put what you had for breakfast in the palm of your hand? What if I could turn that rubber band into what you had for breakfast? Wouldn't that be wild? - You're amazing. - Okay, so, now, hold out your palm, open your hand. Hold it out, hold it out. Shake it a little bit, look, hold on, look, look. - Check it out, check it out, hold on, hold on. Hold on, let's see, we'll get it into it. (laughing) - Jack Grady! - Jack Grady, to be that trick, but was I wrong? - I don't know, this is astounding. - Is that crazy? - Thank you so much, wow, this is amazing. - That's amazing. - Guys, Jack Grady, Dunkin' Trussell, wow. Thank you so much, this is really cool. - Isn't that insane? - Can I tell you, this is the only magic I want for the rest of my life, this is a fucking amazing. - It's incredible, magic, ass magic, it's real. (laughing) - We gotta check him out. - Now, Dunkin', the reason I have you here today, specifically, is that we all know the government released a bunch of UFO stuff. Let's fucking go, yeah, let's fucking go. - Let's go. - First of all, I've kind of looked at it. What are your initial thoughts on this? - I gotta, I, let's smoke. - We gotta smoke for this, this is amazing. - Well, you know, I'll tell, I can't do it. - Oh, that's a good one. - I'm gonna go, I'll tell you. - It is so fascinating to me. And for a lot of reasons, one, if you sort of take the alien stuff that's happening right now and connect it to all the other stuff, which I know is what like crazy people do, but I think it's worth noting right now. It's not just that we're getting disclosure or something that akin to disclosure. Right now, we're also getting the Epstein files, we're also getting AI, and we're also getting World War III, maybe, and we're also getting the Haunt of Iris. So we're getting all of these historic events, like by themselves, any one of these things would be talked about for years and years and years and years, all of them are happening at the same time. I mean, this is the first time in American history that a sitting US president has like disclosed, has told them to release all these files, which they've been sitting on forever. And I've also heard from my friend Jeremy Corbell that this is just the first dump of these things, that this will be the most boring of all of them and they're already fucking crazy. But so people skeptics, watch these, and they're just like, "Ah, whatever." It's like, you have to look at it for what it is, which is it's the beginning of the-- - A slow drip of disclosure. - This is on a timeline. I saw this timeline that they had it on a fucking board of how they're getting the public ready to drop it on us, and this is the slow drip. Let's take a look at what they're, again, I saw some of these and I'm like, "Okay, it's still nine." - Have you seen this star one? - Let's see a bow. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - To me, it's the craziest one is this star one. - Namely, I hate that they fucking call this UAP one. Okay, so there's a laser in the sky, and you know? - Yeah, no, yeah. - Where is it? - I don't know. - I don't know. - I think that they do this, like, just, okay, there it is. Okay, that's fucking sick. - That's sick. What is that? - I like that. - And I love the way they see, the way that they fly seems kind of like birds or animals or creatures. Like, it's not like ships that we're used to. These things seem to be like, almost like the, it's not a spaceship as much as a being, a plasma is what people are calling them. I mean, really crazy shit. Like, crazy. Just that alone. And again, I think the, I think the really important thing to remind yourself is you're like, well, I don't know. That could be anything. Yeah, you're right. But the government's releasing this stuff now. The federal government is dumping this stuff on us, and Tim Birchett, who's one of the people leading the charge, says that the other stuff that they have is so much more insane. Like, they've got pictures of bodies and stuff. - Well, can I tell you something? I'm gonna come out and say it. I'm gonna come out right now. I'm gonna come out. Guys, this is a big episode. - Wow. - I was gonna kind of wait to out myself. - Oh my God. - But that that you're seeing, I see all the time. I started seeing these, well, let's get back. Let me get, I started seeing these in October. I can see them anywhere I go. I can see them in my front yard and my backyard. I can see them, not when it's cloudy. I've seen them multiple times. And I'll tell you how. I'll tell you the whole story, guys. This is a, this is late breaking news. Okay, I'll tell you what happened. So I started talking to the blood, so family, you know. Ryan, blood, so. And I'm, 'cause I'm way into this stuff for years and years. And anyway, I had kind of a fucking total awakening, total breakdown in October after I had cancer. And I'm talking to the blood, so I'm like, I wanna go out there, I wanna fucking see these things. Let me see UFOs and Ryan goes, you know Christina, if you just look up at the sky and you say to them, I'm not afraid I wanna see you, they might show up. And I fucking, I shit you not. I did it in fucking Boca Raton. Shout out to Harrison in Boca Raton. And I fuck, they fucking up here, dude. And I know I've invited you over. I've shown people here in Austin, just come over Sugara, seeing them, Ryan came out. And I see these fucking things all the time. - Same kind of movement, the same kind of like sipping around. - Not the zipping, I've seen them in Hawaii kind of do that, but the ones that I see just go across the skies, same pacing, they can criss-cross, they're not planes, because I've seen them, I can see 18, 20 and one night, just like that, they respond to consciousness. I think not everybody can see them. Like, in other words, if you're afraid, if you're, I think if you're a piece of shit, they won't show up for you. - Yeah, I was just about to say I can't see him. (laughing) - I think you can't be afraid. - I'm not afraid. - Can't be afraid. - I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid, there's a based on what you just said, there's one other possibility. (laughing) And here's the thing, and this is gonna sound even crazier, but the fact that I was in contact with the blood cells, and then he was like here, do this. And then if you come to my house, someone has to like introduce you to them. Does that make sense? - Yeah, that makes sense. - I have to be with somebody and go, okay, look in this guy and now say, I'm not afraid, I want to see you. And then if I introduce you, they'll show up. And I think it's linked to consciousness, because on a day, if I'm funky, if I'm weird in my head, if I'm not connected to, if I don't meditate or whatever, I can't get them. - Right. - And now this sounds crazy, and I'm telling you, my husband's seen them, my children have seen them, everybody's fucking seen them, come over to my house, just kidding, don't come to my house. But I see this shit all the time. And people in Texas, if you start fucking talking about it, people will say, oh yeah, I've seen that, I've seen that over Austin, I've seen that. - Yeah, I've seen that. - I've, you're, now you're my, at least third friend. - I'm out. - Orbs, like they could do it, they call them, they know how, they all say the same thing, it's a state of mind. You know, if you, if you're weirded out or freaked out, or if you have some sense of being afraid, they will not show up. - That's right. - That you have to invoke them. And from the invocation, they seem to want to demonstrate themselves to you, and this is, You know, this is part of the ongoing conversation about whatever is happening. And I think the blood cells are really into that. They're into letting people know that it's actually sort of your job to look up that what we're doing is we're putting the power into the government's hands and by green and white. - Correct. - So nothing to do with the government. - Nothing to do, so this is what I think fully. Okay, yes, I don't, this I see constantly, these things are connected to consciousness. These things, if you want to be elevated as a human being, if you start to see them, if you start meditating, if you start opening your mind, how do I put this? It's like they want you to be enlightened. They want you to be awakened. And I imagine a population of people that are awakened and can think for themselves. Imagine what would happen if people started realizing the power is within them and not the government. What, what would happen? - Yeah, what would happen? And you know, if you sort of look at like disclosure as not the federal government wanting to tell us about these things, but the federal government wanting us to think that they have the power. They're the only ones who have the power to reveal it. They maintain their power. And you know, if it is true what all the hippies have been saying forever, we live in a galaxy, universe teaming with life. - Yes. - Benevolent life. - Yes, and that completely decentralized as power structures on a planet. And anybody who's making money out for that power or anybody who depends on humans looking to the government to know what's right or what's wrong, they lose all that power right away. - Absolutely. - Changes things massively. And I, I mean, I have so many hippie friends. I don't doubt it. I just, I've, I've never, ever seen one. And that doesn't mean I totally believe they're real. I don't think you're nuts. - Come over. - I will. I would love, I would love to be introduced to these things. 'Cause I want to catch one. - We want to catch, we want to shoot one, right? Don't you want to shoot this guy? - Just catch it. Like, I want to net it. - You want to net it? - I'll tell you what, let me tell you what. - Yeah, because that's an infinite source of light. - Like, they glow, right? - Yeah. - Put it in a jar and you've got like white forever if they're catching fireflies. - These free electricity. Yeah, I mean, look, I, I think this has, you're connected to the divine already. You don't need a minimum jam. - 100%. - Okay. And that's what the shit is. And I'm telling you now, and I know it sounds crazy. I'm not crazy. Come, if you fucking know me, you know that I, these things appear, you're in charge of your destiny. Not like no one else. And I think that is dangerous for our societal structures. I'm guessing. I don't know. - Well, 100%. - But what if you had a system of enlightened people? - I'm sorry. - Is that the aliens? - Nope. (laughing) Damn it. And I don't know how to turn it off. Like, that's the other thing. - What is that? It's just done. Imagine if you had a population of people that got it, were connected, connected to life, to the divine, the consciousness, and we could actually make a world that wasn't a fucking shit hole. - I mean, this is the entire teaching of Jesus. - Yes. - It was you're not gonna hear the actual, like whatever I'm reading, the New Testament. It's related to just what you're talking about. It's somebody going around saying, you don't need a mental man. - That's right. - They do a direct contact. Not only that, but you can do anything you want. You can heal yourself. You can manifest things. You can do whatever you want. And then the reaction the power structure had to someone going around saying that, oh, you have to kill that motherfucker. Get him to shut up. Because as long as you think there's other people in charge of you being happy, you've given them your power. - Yes. - This is for what, the way the pyramid structure of our society is really 100% against that. We have centralized everything, right? - Yes. - Centralized power. You have to have, go to the gas station, go to the charging, everything is based on centralization. And essentially parasitism. They suck your energy out and exchange for some bullshit. That's what we call capitalism. - But also too. I want people to know in terms of what I think this stuff is. It's non-denominational. I don't think it is not incompatible with Jesus. It is not incompatible with Buddha. It's not incompatible. All these great religions are essentially saying the same truth, that they're better. I'm better than everybody. No, sorry, I was trying to make a joke about I didn't want to joke about it. 'Cause it's the same fucking thing. You know, you've got the power. You just have to connect. And I had a friend tell me a really good saying that prayer is talking to God. Meditation is listening. And I invite you to start meditating and fucking listen. Because it is out there. Consciousness is still a mystery. We're on this old atomic model that doesn't even fucking make sense. And it's about to die. We're on the precipice of a new age where we know how things are working. So this is the beginning, I think of that knowledge of like, not time travel, but space travel and how it all works, how consciousness works. We don't really even fucking know. And this is the beginning of, hopefully, the real exploration of consciousness. And what is capable of? That's right, the age of the previous is here. That's what it's all about that. And it's all about not locking into anyone else telling you how things are. I think while a lot of people get turned off by organized religion, is there's a sense of oppressiveness to it? Yes, the rules are sort of the rules. But then again, some people really enjoy those rules and the traditions and the containment of such systems, which I think there's some value in that too. But ultimately, it's between you and that up there. And the middle man, not necessary, it's gnausticism. This is kind of a form of gnausticism is what I think is going on. You think it's gnausticism? You mean like the dimmy urge is like feeding off of our attention? Yeah, some form of that. But every lore has some form of that, right? The devil, Satan, demons. Yeah, it had energy, whatever the fuck yeah. It's secondary like reality versus primary reality that you get of primary reality, which is that you are, whether you like, I mean, Buddha's in the way it comes across is you already are enlightened. Like within you is enlightenment. Enlightenment is inside of you right now, and which is hard to understand if you're just screaming at someone in traffic or something, the enlightenment is there. But it is actually emptiness or the sort of the fundamental freedom that's inside every single person. Like you're sort of like, you're running all these apps and you call that your personality. It's who you think you are, but it's not underneath that is fun. Yeah, the ego. Yeah, 'cause what I've learned, I mean, I am kind of freaked out honestly to come out with this 'cause I'm so glad you are. No, I'm out, man. I'm a fucking weirdo and I'm, yeah, okay. So since I've started like meditating and seeing these things, it's broken down a lot of the bullshit of my personality, my ego, what you're talking about, the stories that you tell yourself, the roles you think that you play, this reality you think you live in. And then behind that is consciousness is the true self, is the connected self, the you and I are manifestations of one fucking consciousness. That's it, yeah. Do you get into Neville Goddard? No. Oh, he's good. He's the original manifestation for nature. Oh yeah. Bring it up, let's see this thing. Goddard is amazing. I've been listening to a whole Neville Goddard. Never heard of it. Oh, he's incredible. Well, you and I were always into Ramdas together. Yeah, there he is. He's intense, it's intense. Fuck yeah, dude. I like Alan Watts, I've been listening to that. That guy's got it down. I like Alan Watts too. I'll listen to this. He's a little heady for me, but this is really good because he's using sort of a Christian framing of the thing, but he's using, so basically he thinks that the Bible is this encoded system. That, so you know, most people who are atheists or who are like on Reddit, bitching about Christianity, they'll be like, you really think that was a talking snake, but they don't realize this is a code. And also in some churches and some denominations, they don't realize it either, strangely enough. They think it's meant to be taken literally when the thing is a code. And so he's like one of the things he talks about is like, you know, when God's talking to Moses, God says, I am. And so that I am is the fundamental human experience. That's sentient, so awareness. You know that you are. So that you areness is what Goddard calls, it's an unconditioned consciousness. And Goddard says, we are the universe. Like you're saying, everyone, you can't, that no matter, you can't argue with that. Like you are part of the universe. And, but you're a conditioned part of the universe. So you're a part of the universe. It's been conditioned to imagine that life is a certain way. And the way that you see life is a filter through which the universe is expressing itself via your perception. And that we're like the prayer thing that you're talking about. A lot of people, the way they see prayer is sort of in treating some deity to give them something. thing. And Goddard says that the way prayer actually works is first you have to get to that un-conditioned state, the IAM state, the meditation, and then where it gets really trippy, really trippy is that you have to, the thing that you want, whatever it may be, your desires. Goddard says that's the universe. That's what the universe wants to express through you. Your desires are what the universe is wanting you to bring into your perceptual field. And so people feel guilty about their desires. So they think I could never have this or that. Or unworthy. Unworthy. That's my biggest thing. That's it. Sorry, but continue your thought. Well, that's it. I'm glad you said that because that's most of us. And most of us feel so beat down and helpless. Yes. And we've just feel so hopeless that you feel unworthy. And so Goddard is saying that is part of your conditioning. That's your conditioned state. And so because you are the universe or you're part of the universe, and you have this conditioned state and the universe is progenitive. It's always making stuff. The universe isn't a constant state of creation. It's nature is creation, always. And you're part of nature. So nature is going to flow through that filter of unworthiness. And so you get all these coded messages in the Bible where like that sound weird, like when Jesus is saying if for those who don't have more will be taken away. And that is basically saying your conditioned state of consciousness of lack is going to always replicate itself in infinite for infinity. So the way you peel it. The way you peel it is you have to do this thing, which for a lot of people they want to do because they want to be disappointed. But what you have to do is experience your life as though the thing you're wanting it already happened. Oh right. That's the manifestation trick. Yes. That's how you get stuff. That's how you that's how you get stuff in the real world. And you can manifest celebrity, money, a podcasting studio. Yeah. You can manifest that that's okay. So that's a yes and I'm going to yes and you. So I think that's learning how to ride the stream of consciousness and becoming one with it, placing an order and believing that it'll come to you. Yeah. That one I learned. Yeah. The real trick to all this. And I think what these orbs are since I've been meditating and it's broken down my bullshit personality stuff. The lies that I've been telling myself as a human and they want you to feel. This is the weirdest thing. The more you feel your sadness, you feel that primal fucking sadness, the little Duncan, the little Christina, the shit that fucked you up way back when and then it keeps repeating and you're adulthood. You've got to resolve that stuff and and grieve it and acknowledge your fucking awful feelings, all of them and let them pass through you. If you embrace the suffering, then that shit starts showing up in your life, those orbs and all these things. Yeah. I'm telling the supernatural, whatever, that consciousness now can be a part of your being. But only until you clean out your bullshit. That's right. And I know that sounds it sounds insanity. It sounds insane, but I guys tell you since I started fucking seeing these things and meditating and getting into it, I've broken down so much of the bullshit that I was afraid of looking at and you go into the heart of darkness and it sucks and you have a dark night of the soul and fucking sucks. But then there's this rearranging of your reality because now you're in living in truth. You're living in a fucking place of your being. Yeah. Not by the bullshit, the survival modes that you were living in as a child. You created your survival stories when you were a little to survive. And then you start to see those, you're like, wait, wait, do I actually fucking believe that? That's silly. Why am I doing that? That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. And then you break it down. You break it down. Anyway, love it. I'm a high-functioning retard. And I got to smoke again because I was too. I need a shred after that. I know I'm sweating. We're going to manifest today. We're manifestin. Number 13. Look around you right now. Listen to your scaring tea. You're going to see some kind of 13. You're going to see it. You're going to feel it. Open your heart to the demons. Not to the demons. You got to block out the bad stuff. Wait, what? You can't open your heart to demons. No, yeah. You got to block your energy after the bad stuff. Yeah. Well, I mean, what the fuck with you too though? What the demons? I don't know. I don't believe in it necessarily because I, I, no, I don't know. I don't know. Do you think people aren't possessed by demons? I think you just described demonic possession in the best way. No, truly. I mean, it's like, okay, but only because you're, you know, you, it's so sad we live in a world where you have to do a preamble about talking about something that people have been seeing since all of recorded history. People have different names for these things. It wasn't always UIPs. It was fairies fit. You know, there's so, there are many names for these fucking things. They've been around for a long time, but yeah, I think that to put it in a Western, Western language, you know, Carl Young talked about neurosis. Yeah. Yeah. So you have a neurosis. You have a part of your personality. Don't accept the shadow. The shadow fragments that lives in your subconscious. It takes on its own personality. It comes out at weird times and that part of yourself, when people see it, they're like, I don't even know who you are anymore. And it's like, yeah, you saw like a broken off fragment of myself that's turned into some horrific thing that pops out. Sometimes it's been ruining my life. And that is a demon. Like another word for that would be a demon is living inside. Yeah. It's a, it's so, there's all kinds of words for a demon sounds more sinister, but I don't, I mean, is there like as modius or some bullshit like that? I don't know, but for sure when, you know, you see people saying the exact same sentence over and over and over again online or in person, you know what I mean? When you start hearing these condition memes, I call them a mnemonic possession. People possessed by some kind of cultural demon that manifests as like Taylor Swift or right wing culture war stuff, left wing culture war stuff. You know, when you start realizing all the people on the right are dressing and saying the same shit, all the people on the left all are wearing Rachel Maddow glasses, or do you know what I mean? What is that? It's a demon. It's an expression of some cold shadow. Yeah. So I don't think there's really a demon. I think you did a great job just now. A lot of people, I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be like, I've seen them too. I hope so because here's a thing like I, I mean, it freaked me the fuck out and I've showed like I said I can, I've showed Tom them. I've showed like everyone I've shown them to people. So it's not just like a hallucination. It's real. It's real. And I mean, I think they're inherently good. I've never had a bad encounter with these things and I've gone to Hawaii and I've seen them in Hawaii. I've seen them in like in, you know, anywhere, dude. And it is scary to come out and be like, hey, I'm this fucking spiritual weirdo. And I guess I am now. I don't know. You know, you've got scary. Some people who are in the magic and stuff actually say that you need to, if you don't, if you stay in the closet regarding this stuff, it actually will cause the stuff to atrophy for you that you, it wants to be declared. It wants, it wants to be like, it wants to be out there. It is real. God, I wish we could play this song. You can't play songs on here, right? You get Dean. I'll send you this great song. God is a live magic as a foot. You ever heard that song? No. So good. I wrote it. Marie St. Clair, I think, is her name, but I could be wrong about that. Oh, it will. You'll cry. It's so cool. Listen to that, you guys. This stuff is real. This stuff is real. It's, it's not, it's not as woo-woo as you think. And I'll tell you about this one too. You know, those, the hunches, the feelings, you get around certain people. When you look in somebody's eyes and you go, oh, there's no, no, they're there. Someone's dead. Someone's gone. The feeling you ever picked up the phone, I'm, this is back in the olden days and that person that you were trying to call is on the line already. There's connections and consciousness. There's people that you're connected to for certain reasons. I'm connected to you. I've always loved you. Yes. Because I think you and I are on that same frequency. There's different wavelengths of personalities. And that's why some people are for you. Some people are not for you. There's a reason that you're attracted to certain things and you're repulsed by certain things. That's right. These are all like pieces of consciousness. But if you notice that when you start shifting your consciousness that certain people do just naturally fall out of your life. It's scary. That's the fucked up part. And that's, that's the scary fucked up part. As you'll be like, oh, I can no longer tolerate the old way of being. I can't, I simply cannot have these conversations. Right. Especially after I had cancer, I was like, I can't do fucking shit chat. That should, I barely could before get fucked. I don't want to talk about the weather. I can't, I can't do it, man. Me either. Yeah. It's so fucking boring. It's so boring. And it's, and it's, you, it almost requires this like level of compassion when somebody wants to do chit chat because you, you realize like, I know you want to love. I know that you want love the way I want love. Yeah. And I know that you feel like it's not polite to talk about things other than sports or the weather, but under or need as a person who wants to connect. And so that's the way I try to do it is like, even though I would rather like just cut to the chase. - Let's go, man. - Some people, they're just not there, they can't do it. And I think that's the job is to cut to that bullshit and connect. - Or just do the small talk, you can actually, do just do the small talk if the intent is there, I think. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so boring. But I will say, I think the intent of this consciousness, the intent of these orbs, the intent is connection, is love, is positivity. It is, it is nothing but healing yourself, healing others through this message. The message is positive. And the blood so family, I know the father wrote a book about it, what's it called? Something of God, UFO of God. If you guys wanna read that, he gives an account of his encounter with, they call it the phenomenon. And he had like a bunch of other really direct experiences that I have not personally had. But the message ultimately is the Christian message of like, just fucking be cool, dude. Like just love yourself primarily. And when you love yourself fully, and you forgive yourself, and you love the person that is flawed inside of you, then the miraculous happens. That's the miracle is you transform yourself, and then those around you become transformed by your inherent love of yourself. You know, you've ever noticed that like, when you hang around people that are in fit, you become fit when you hang around people that no love, then you feel the love, and it translates. Like that's all this is. And I don't know why the government is being so fucking weird. Because they're usually so loving, it's very strange. I don't know, I mean, I mean, the US government, the federal government has always been giving a message of like, love yourself, love yourself. But this stuff, this UFO hysteria, I really think is, either it's a way to start another war. They're looking for another enemy. It's another, we got to shoot bullets in the sky. I don't know, and I don't know what these crafts are. I've not seen this stuff. I know people that have seen these things. But ultimately, the message is peace and love, peace and love. It is not, let's, let's kill them. If they wanted to kill us, these UFOs, they could have done it a long fucking time. - Much of a person. - Yeah, you're right. - A long time ago. - Have you seen the star? The one that looks like the one? - Let's see the star. - Can you pull up the star UFO over the ocean? - They don't wanna fucking kill you. I think they're in the ocean, too. - They are in the ocean. They're, what do they call that? There's a name for that. They get like, they don't, they get, yeah, they're hiding in the ocean, or they have bases in the ocean, that's what a budget is saying. - Oh, a budget saying that? - If you do the image search, it'll pop right up. That thing, if you think this, what the fuck is that? - What the fuck is that? - Maybe that's what I'm seeing, but way up higher, like it hasn't come close to me. - It looks like a crustacean or something, but like this thing came out of the ocean, looks like some kind of weird sort of coral, crusty star thing. - Fuck yeah. - And there's, you know, now we're getting this entire, I guess, taxonomy, is that what you call it of all these different types of craft people are saying? - Yeah, wait, get close up on the star. Do you don't wanna see a big image of it? The image that's on the right there, on the reddit image. Yeah. - Of all the footage I've seen, that's the one that, like really freaks me out the most. - Is there, does it move when we see it move? - I think they do have that. But yeah, it just looks like some kind of coral. - Shit, dude, that could be what I'm fucking seeing, way up high on this guy. - Well, I mean, but also it is, you know, that's where you get into the biblical stuff, like, you know. - The star. - The guiding star. - The guiding star is men who are lead by a star. And then suddenly you start seeing these things. - Well, they didn't have the word UFO back, you know, when Jesus was born or whatever, so they're gonna call it a star, because it fucking looked like a star. - Yeah, I don't know. - They didn't have the word UAP in the Bible. They're gonna call it whatever. - They didn't even know you could have an airplane back then. So they're not gonna look at something like that and say it's a ship. - So crazy. - Yeah. - They are, they are here. And, you know, I'll tell you, my theory on disclosure, it's a little cynical, is that there is some possibility that it's known that these things are deciding to show themselves to us right now. And the government is just trying to get ahead of the curve. - Yeah, yeah. I think so. - That could be happening. - I mean, why the fuck does some, why the fuck are they showing themselves to some comedian in Austin? I've got no skin in this game. Why are they showing themselves all of a sudden? - 'Cause you could signal boost it. - Oh, and I'm doing it. Good, I'm signal boosting bitch. Here you go. Here you go universe. Because yeah, they're coming out now. There's a fucking reason for it. This is a narrative. This is so destructive. The government's narrative on this. - Yeah. - So, fuck it. This is not true, you guys. There's no way. They could have killed us. They could have killed us long ago. - They probably did. - They're not the enemy. - Captured us. And now we live in a simulation. They created it at the end of the simulation. They show up to reprocess everything that ever occurred to you. - Yeah. - That we might be in a way the world ends is that, or the end of the loop is just these things start showing up and things get really weird. And then you start over. - I think so. Can I tell you why? - Why? - What I've experienced with them, with this consciousness raising program that they're on, it's not like that dude. They want you, it's peace and love. I don't think so. I don't think there is villainous. I don't, maybe there are other beings. Fuck, I don't know. Maybe there are reptilians that want this agenda. But the things that I'm seeing, that ain't it. - It's not it. Yeah, I don't, I just, what I'm saying. - And you know, I would guess that if a species, assuming these are from space, was going to survive long enough to develop the kind of technology they apparently have, your civilization isn't going to last unless you get to a place where you realize what you're describing is the only way to run a civilization that as long as you're running a civilization based on you, me, you know division, divisiveness, conquering, all that stuff, your civilization is doomed. Like that, yeah, I'll get a civilization last, you're not gonna. - Well, you've heard of these UAP showing up over nuclear sites. That's a weird co-ink eating. Why are they doing that? 'Cause they don't want us to be blowing each other up. 'Cause it creates a ripple in the fucking universe. You can't, you can't be blowing things up guys. 'Cause Earth is a hell garden right now. (laughs) And there needs to be more people who aren't fucking shit heads running things and being out there, I think. - Well, don't you think that's already happening? - We're running over time. I don't know how much time you got, but. - I have all the time. - Let's get weird, come here. - But don't you think that, yeah, that's what I see. I've seen that motherfucker in my fucking- - You've seen that shape? - Not the ship, those round fucking orbs, I see that shit nightly bro, come over. - Did you ever see? - Come over, I'm telling you. - If you ever seen the video of the crop circle, someone caught a video of one of those little zingers making a crop circle. - Stop it, is that real or is that it? - I don't know, this is before AI. It's an older video, is it real? I don't know, it could be bullshit. There's another of those little sweeties. A little star, got some smoke there too. - This is not scary, this is, this is, this is, you know what this is too? This is asking humans to level up. This is the universe saying humans, it's time for you to level the fuck up already. Can we do it now? - That's it. - It's 2026 bitch, let's go. - You can do it. - You can do it. - We are doing it. It is happening, that's what I was telling you earlier. People are doing it, this is happening. - Oh yeah, oh here we go, 1997. - Yeah, check it out. You can see these little guys doing some graffiti. - Oh shit man. - Isn't that wild? They just see, look at that. - That's right. - Yeah, that's so cool. And look, that does happen to be the same shape as those star things. - And you know a lot of people are like, what, well how come UFOs, how come these orbs only show up in like, well I actually know, I've said this to the, to write a blood cell. I was like, how come they only show up for fucking hillbillies dude? You know, historically joking like, I do love the blood so family. - I do too. - And he's like, well 'cause Christina, they're ain't shit out here. And you can fucking see the sky. And I'm like, yeah, that is a really good point that they can make themselves known in more remote areas. Now that being said, I fucking see him in LA, man in Hollywood. - What? - I fucking see him in LA. - I'll give you my theory. - That's crazy dude. - This is my theory on why they, so you know, the general sort of like stereotype is, the farmer is abducted by an alien, right? - Yeah. - And so are the crop circles. But so if you were just getting to know a species, you would not think that the people at all the power were like politicians, you would be like, it's gotta be the people growing food, right? - Oh my God. - Food is the most important thing. And so you're like, how do we talk to them? Oh, put a message in the food that they grow to eat. That's why they show up to those people 'cause they think, they must be the most important part of the society, they make the food. - That's true. - I don't know. I don't know. Look, it's a wide fucking universe. There's all kinds of sweat. Neonah, what do you think? You give a very pregnant face. You're very, no, I love this shit. - Yeah, I know you do. You believe in this stuff too. What's your thoughts? What are you thinking? - This is the first time I'm seeing all of like this new footage stuff, so but. - Yeah, I wanna see the orbs. - Come over, girl. - Okay. - Okay. - I was saying man, we should all do a wish. - Come over. - Mushroom. - I'm being, you don't even need to get high. I'm telling you, come over on a clear night. If the weather is clear tonight, come to my fucking house, I will show you these beings. This is not malicious, this is peace and love. They want you to grow and expand your consciousness. That's the message. - Have you been experiencing any weird shit in your house yet? - Mm-hmm. - Well, that's different man. Where you didn't mention that. - Yeah. - Talk about that. - Yeah, okay. Well, I have, I've, uh, fuck. - You're really calling me out on my weirdo shit, don't you? - No, I'm not calling you out. I'm saying it's if you got it. If you're going to tell people to do this stuff, you've got to also talk about the other thing that's happening. - Here's a deal man. - And you didn't tell me this, but I already knew it because people who do this stuff start experiencing phenomenon in their own house. - Okay, you're right. If you want it, so here's the deal man. So look at my shit's dinging up. Okay, if you want to be closer to this consciousness, they only come if you want it. This sounds fucking nuts, but I'm telling you. - Vampires only go where they're invited. - That's right baby. There's a reason for these lures, okay? I think the vampire is actually a, whatever a metaphor for narcissists, emotional vampires. - And it's also polite people. Let's not forget. - It's also a metaphor for just basic decency. - Yeah. - You know, don't go or you're not invited. Vampires respect fucking boundaries. What's your problem? - So, okay, so yes. So I've seen, I have seen, and it's only when I am in states of consciousness that I am very, very connected to this. I have seen the matrix, meaning the grid. And I went, you've seen it? - Yeah, but only on like, if I, only like combining like nitrous and LSD. - Okay, okay, so I can see it sober. - Yeah. - I can see it if I'm very relaxed. Usually I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I will see the grid. - Yeah. - But then the minute I get really lucid, it won't last. I've seen an orb in my room. I've seen. God, sounds so weird. I've seen fucking, I went saw. This one's funny. This one's kind of cool. I saw a black ghost look like kind of like Annie. With, I swear to God, Annie, it was like you and he had glasses on. Like these really wacky glasses, okay? And then how come I go to a restaurant a week later? And I meet the guy. And I was like, fuck off. I didn't tell him. I was like, what's your name? Where are you from? Bup, bup, bup, like, why do I see this? - Yeah. - So that was, I think that's a time loop thing or a time travel thing. I don't know. I don't know what it all means. My lights will just come on if I'm thinking certain thoughts. - Yeah. (laughing) - The old light flicker. - The old light flicker. - Yeah, that. - Oh, yeah. So the first night I saw these things, I will tell you this while I gotta reapply my lipstick. Berlin, Christina, please. - That is so cool. You got your own lipstick. - Of course I do, vibes. Come on. - God, this is the manifest, okay. - I love you guys. Look at you, you got your own vodka and merch. - Thank you so much. - Thank you guys, they're amazing. Inspirational. - Better us than them. I'd rather sell you some shit than a whole company that doesn't do good things. That's at least good. I get that for really. Okay, do you wanna hear the really trippy stuff? - Yes. - All right, I'm gonna come clean. This is a YMH exclusive. I'm fucking nervous. Here we go. Okay. So the night I was in Boca Raton. Ryan Blood so tells me, look at the sky. I asked to see them and they might, the way they will come. So I'm in fucking Boca in a hotel. It's just like a public place. I'm in the sky. Look, holy shit, there's one there. Just like that, those orbs. There's another one there. And I'm with my children. And I go, guys, do you see this or am I hallucinating? And with my kids, I'm not fucking high. I'm not on mushrooms. I'm not drunk. I'm nothing, okay? And yes, my older boy, yeah, mom, I see that. Do you see that? - Yeah, mom, I see that. They see it at the same time. And at the same time, I have a Fitbit watch on. And it's fucking, yeah, it's going crazy, crazy. And I was like, this is fucking surreal. This can't be real. So I go back to my hotel room. And now the light in the fucking bathroom is blinking. Deek, deek, deek, deek, deek. It's like a Morse code. I can't, I don't know what it is. Deek, deek, deek, deek. And then the light on the hallway. Same fucking, deek, deek, deek, deek, deek, deek, deek. All night long, Duncan. And I was terrified when they came in, when it was in the hotel room, I was scared. So I slept in the same room as my children. Because I'm like, I don't know what this is. I don't know how far this goes down the rabbit hole. All night, the lights are flickering. And then I finally go into the bathroom. The lights are flickering. And I take a piss, and I'm talking to it. And I'm like, I see you, I got it. Thank you. And then it stopped. And then that night in Boca again, I go, if I'm fucking real, if this is real, let me see you. And I'm just sitting in the fucking restaurant in Boca Raton, and I look up, and here they come again. Same thing, same thing. Okay, Ellis, is this true? Yeah, I see it, mommy, is this true? Yes. Again, the next night, is this coming? And now anywhere I go, anywhere in the fucking world, if I look up at the sky on a clear night, and if my mind, if my consciousness is clear, only if I'm clear, if I'm in my ego mind, if I'm thinking about, oh, fucking hate this motherfucker, this guy did me wrong, fuck you, I'm depressed, I hate my mother, I hate my father, fuck you, they're not gonna show up. However, if I get into love, the conscious, the higher consciousness of love, connection, joy, and often if I remember the first time I met them in Boca, if I remember the first time I saw them in the joy that I felt at confirmation that the supernatural is real, they show up. Joy, respect, love, all the positive feelings of human stuff, if you feel that and look up, they come. If I, again, if I start getting shitty, and they go, it's so fucking crazy, I can't believe I'm out. Oh, my God, you did it, you did it. I'm out, I'm a fucking weirdo man, I'm seeing stuff. But it's true when other people have seen it too, it's not just me, I swear. So if you look at the typical, I'm not against debunkers, in fact, I'm very grateful for many debunkers, because I don't want. Come on over debunkers, I'll show you some shit. People in the UFO community get mad at them, but I do think we need conscious people who are also like, no, Jeremy Corbell, by the way, the guy, he is very, like, poor guy, I don't feel bad for him being my friend. He must just get swarmed, but stone or sending him bullshit. Like, dude, what's this? If you see this, and like, he's like so sweet, but he always is like, duck it. You don't, what that looks like to me is like, lights reflecting off of a window. And like, he doesn't, you know, we need that. But if you look at the, a lot of the debunker comments, you will notice that it's not just like, they're saying, I don't think this is real. I think it could be this. There's this strange level of aggression, anger, the stuff that you're saying drives them away in the comments that it's one thing to be scientific in your approach to observing phenomena. But why are you so pissed in your observation? And I think this would potentially create a situation where via your, like, for what, your pissed off, people who believe in aliens, but if being angry is one of the things that they're not into it. You're not gonna ever see them. That's why I think people in the government, God bless them. I'm sure there are good people working there, but maybe they're not of this consciousness. Maybe they're not of this mind to want to see, to be positive. Maybe they're in fear consciousness. I don't know. Clearly they're doing war. Yeah. So I think that's a huge problem too. And maybe this birch at guy has he's, oh, does Corbell see orbs? Does he see what I see? Or is he only see the craft? I don't know, I don't know. You know, that's, I should have asked Corbell to ask him what his, I wouldn't be surprised. And you know, he hasn't mentioned that to me, but also Corbell, I think he understands like the role he plays is that if he express this stuff, the way you express it. And he's never, as I recall, he's never mentioned that orbs to me. I feel like he really knows that like if he, he wants to, he wants to be a journalist and he, because he recognizes how important it is to get this information out to people that maybe all the loose stuff and things like that, he's less, he's not gonna announce it because he doesn't want people to be like, oh really, the guy who sees orbs, I mean, to believe you, because he does see that it's an important role. I think he would look at what you're doing is important, too. - Well, anything that gets people non-scare. - I will tell you too, that creative people, I know that the bloodso family, like they'll come out and they've been going to like a lot of creative people, musicians, comedians, the, the, quote, the weirdos of the world because we're open to this kind of stuff. We're open and look, hey, if I fucking disappear tomorrow, bitches, you saw this here and you know what fucking hell. And I hope not, okay, 'cause I'm not out here telling everybody to overthrow anything. All I'm saying is open your consciousness, open your heart, open your arms, to something bigger than what you see. This reality is just one layer of it. This is just the atomic model that you guys are on. - You know the term ascension. - Ascension, ascension. - Oh, ascension, yes, that's just yes. - Right, so theoretically, based on what you're saying, you could raise your consciousness. Like, because you could call it a lot of different things. But it is, seems like a form of navigation. Like right now, we think navigation is getting from our house to the grocery store, our house to work. This is a whole different type of navigation. It's almost more like in a dream. Where you move into a new dream. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So theoretically, could you raise your consciousness to the point where you actually shift completely out of this reality into an alternate timeline. And at that point, you do blip out. At that point, you do disappear. All the disappearing scientists. So is that the rapture that they're talking about? Is people figure this stuff out and then stop living in this reality? - That's not when I'm understanding. When I'm understanding is that life on earth is a gift. You're, and you've said this before, Duncan, when you were like 28, you were like, a human incarnation is the greatest gift, man. And I remember when you were saying that ship back when we were kids and I was like, what is this fucking nut job talking about? I think you're right, is that this human incarnation, man, is a gift. - It is. - It is a gift because the timeline is eternal, right? Like once you're out of this meat vessel, now you're just pure consciousness. And time in the consciousness world is just forever. There is no beginning, middle and end. But when you're into a human body, into this human vessel, there's a beginning, middle and end, and it's a lovely drama. It's a lovely play that you're being put into. It's what Bill Hicks said, it's just a ride. And he fucking knew early. He died at what, 34. A lot of people know it early. Jimmy Hendrix, I think, knew it. David Bowie, fucking knew it. The artists know because they come in and they're later in the incarnation cycle. They fucking know it. And the point is to live out the drama and try to remember who you are. - Oh yeah, thanks. Okay, did I nail it? Oh, I'm transcendent reality. (clapping) Oh, we've done it on your mom's house. - That guru is here. - It's not the guru. I am not the guru. No, no, no, never. - Well, do you know what they say about that? - Never, never, never, never. - Okay, but do you know what they say about that? - No, but wait, okay, not the guru. And I love that you have respect for that. But there's different sorts of, the idea is, there isn't a bunch of different gurus. There's one guru. So there's an enlightened consciousness shows up in a certain way. And so that guru can come out of you sometimes. Where you actually channel that. - Oh right, like I channeled that. - Just for a second, it comes out of you. - Yes. - Articulates something like that. And then I go back to talking about farts and cums. - Yes, that's what we need to do. - But I'm back into being a dummy. - It's the best. - Oh, it is. - But to your point, the point is not to go into a blip. That is a fear, that's the fear of mind talking. You will die and go back into oblivion, into consciousness again. That's the end of the ride. You don't need to hasten, hasten. - hasten. - You don't need to hasten your own demise. - Yeah, you don't need to do that. Just enjoy it while you're here and feel the pain and feel the suffering. Feel the shit of the world. Feel it, feel the joy of the world. And then you just go back to the fucking everlasting. You go back into the one. But right now we're individuated. - Enjoy it. - Yeah, just enjoy it. - Enjoy the show. It's like, this is what Ram Das would say. - Yes. - You go to a movie and you get completely absorbed. If it's a good movie, you get completely absorbed in the movie. If you're watching a horror movie for a second, you're in the horror movie. You're terrified. - Yes. - It's very similar to dreams. When you have a dream that is what's better than having a terrifying dream in the dream or remembering that you're having a dream. - Yes, that's interesting. - And instantly all the fear goes away. - Instantly it's, even the dream could still be going on, but the fear is not there anymore. And now it goes from being a nightmare to being an awesome dream. - That's it. And that's the secret. And that's when you manifest things, by the way. If you're out there looking for stuff, stuff is great. I will never poopoo money. Money buys freedom. Freedom is essential to life. So I don't poopoo material goods. I don't believe in that. But the key is to get clear and to get clean spiritually. And to try to get beyond your own bullshit. - That's right. - Your own fucking mind that's telling you lies and stories that were created when you were little. And then it just repeats. Why do you keep dating the same asshole? Why do you keep meeting the same peers as a shit? And why do you keep making the same kind of friends that fuck you over? Well, because you haven't resolved the initial wound. And then you're gonna live out of that wound instead of living out of the pure consciousness. They want you to live out of pure consciousness. - Yeah, the right place. - They want you to live up here. And really all the magic happens down here. - In here, it's the soul, baby. I think they want you to live in your heart, actually. - Well, I mean, I thought, oh right, no, no, no, they, right, I thought the world is up in your head. It's a very, it's a very technical world. You've got to fill out all these forms the right way. - Yeah. - Organize the keep list. - Yeah. - All this stuff. Yeah, that's all up in your head. - Well, and you know the irony, the craziest part. And you know this well because you lost your mother as I lost my mother in this physical world. You know what's cool about all those forms and all the social security number and all that bullshit, it just goes away. They give your social security number to somebody else. And all the officialness of your existence is fucking gone. But I wanted to tell people, if you want to get in touch with this, this consciousness that I'm talking about, this is what I did. And I just, here's what you got to do. Oh my God, hey, see my, my shit's dingin'. (laughing) Tell 'em, okay, here's what you do. This was very hard to do for me, for everybody. If you've never meditated before, I would say start with at least like a mantra. Say a word over and over, say a verse over and over just to get yourself still. Now when you're still, oh God, this is embarrassing, I'm just gonna sell it. I mean, I put out there, here we go. - I'm doing it, let's get weird. - Let's get weird. - Do a guided meditation for us. - This is what I do, okay, you put your hand over, get to the feeling body, not to the thinking body. See, I took my hand, I just put it on my heart. And I remember I was just feeling my way through life. Feel your consciousness, feel yourself, your nervous system. That's not the thinking mind. You're trying to access the feeling mind, the feeling body, rather. And once you can access that, the light comes in, the light comes in. And that's what I've been doing for the last since October and my life has changed tremendously. And can I tell you what I did too, I asked for help with the, 'cause I had so much PTSD around cancer. And I was like, God, I can't, I don't think I can go on, 'cause I'm so fucked up from this. This one broke me, you know? And sure enough, once I started this, seeing these orbs and meditating and getting into this world, my PTSD has been healed from that. And that's why I started smoking again, 'cause. - That's the final message, by the way. I've been waiting for you to get to the boy. They were you to smoke. - They were you to smoke? - It's all this stuff. It's like the orbs, the message. I've been getting all the spiritual people of getting the over and goes by cigarettes. - I go by smoke now. - Smoke now. - Yeah, I don't know what that is, but that's the path forward for humanity. - I know, and how, oh God, it's so great that you're here today to talk about it. - I'm so honored that you, I'm honored. - I can't believe it. - I'm surprised you haven't talked about this publicly. - Yeah, I'm really surprised. It's so cool that you did. - I know, and I know, 'cause part of me was like, I've been taught, yeah, I don't know when I get into that side of it, but, 'cause I know Joe and Rogan, and we all talk about this stuff, and I know like he's doing his part and all of this, like he just didn't even birch it on and all, and I know he has corbella, he has all these guys on, but I don't know, I wanted to tell this side of things, and it's, it's-- - Right, 'cause other stuff is kind of mine stuff. The other stuff is like, it's good, it's cool. We need to know it's awesome. - Yeah. - But then people, they don't understand, there's like a powerful spiritual component. - I think this is stuff. - And I think that's what this is, Duncan, you nailed it, this is what this really is. There is a powerful spiritual component to this. It is not just flying saucers and the threats, and they're in the ocean, and they're in it. It's like, okay, maybe they are, I don't know. I don't know all the species of UFOs and shit, but I do know that what I'm in contact with is not that. And that's that. I know, oh my God, I feel like-- - I needed to hear. - I'm so scared. - You need to hear your message. - I'm so scared. - Oh, now-- - I'm gonna be fucking-- - We were gonna just watch what happens now that you did, oh no, no, no, I'm out. - It's crazy what's gonna happen now. - What's gonna happen now? - Well, because you sort of affirmed something, and now you're signal boosting it, and so it'll just, it'll exponentially increase those sorts of encounters and those events. - Well, look, if you're into this, if you've seen this right into the show, how do people contact us these days? - Your mom's podcast at gmail.com. - Email us, email me. Let me know if you're seeing these orbs. Let's start a fucking dialogue that's a little more meaningful than just seeing. I mean, it's cool. Like, I love seeing these videos. I love the tick-tack, I love all this shit, but maybe, I don't know, let's start talking about-- The other side of things if you're out there if you're seeing this stuff. Let me know Yeah, you're gonna regret that. Sure am You're about to get an avalanche crazy. I hope so listen. I hope so I'm just kidding guys. I love that stuff I I'm joking sin this stuff. I'm joking, you know, but that that is opening Portal. Oh, no, I don't mean but also you'll put now you're gonna get like actively. You'll see Thank you. Sorry. No, I don't mean for them. Did I just cross over? Yeah, no, I'm talking about like that Yeah, you know, there's things that I wouldn't feel comfortable talking about that are so weird, but like me I'm what you don't feel comfortable. I don't want to force you. Well, I mean Okay, we're both comedians and we're both, you know Having a bad experience is it stuff like that, right? And we were you're what you're talking about is this possibility of Shifting one's consciousness to tune into a reality that flies in the face of What default reality is for most people, right? So if you could do that and I could do that You would imagine there are people who if we're born into a family where that's been happening in generations of people doing that Yes, yes, who are very polite and do understand that it's not cool Man to go and like, you know, should tell tell all the stuff if you tell all the stuff to certain people It really might not be good for them at all. It might not be where they're at and they're particular incarnations cycle And so then maybe what happens when you do what you just did is Maybe people who know about this stuff more than us would reach out in ways that you wouldn't expect stuff like that You know, so you know about them, don't you? You know Well, I will say this that since listen I just to reiterate since I've been in contact with these things. It's been nothing but Positive it's been hard. I'm not going to lie emotionally going through what I the dark night of the soul and all that but It's an inherent good and at this point I feel compelled to share Because I don't know why I know it's it is the time is meow the time is meow So I should was all this UFO stuff. I don't I don't want hysteria to be created where there should not be Well still a stupid in the Bible. What's the first thing when people encounter angels? What's the first thing? Shoot them. No, you don't shoot an angel. Oh shit to know in the biblical encounters with angels the very first thing They always say is don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. That's the first thing they say to calm people down because you know They know that it's gonna free people out. So the what you're weirdly what you're saying is exactly what? Angels I'm an angel. What dark angel you're a dark angel. By the way, that's my only fans guys go to dark angel feet That's my only fans. I just need to plug something. I'm so sorry, but yeah, what are you plugging? Let's my only. I'm so I feel I Got to go so embarrassed. Oh here we go. Mystery boys is coming soon It'll premiere here on our network may 21st 8 p.m. Central time make 21st really. Yeah, what I'm so excited Seriously, I didn't know that yeah When does this come out? I'm gonna be at the San Diego improv It comes or not improv the San Diego god San Diego comedy store Yeah, well, yeah, comedy star gonna be like this weekend if you're watching this. That's awesome. Yeah, I can't wait That's such a fun of that club fucking place. Yeah, okay, so look up at the sky dude. I'm doing it tonight. Try it, bro I'm calling him tonight. I could feel it. Yeah Thank you for listening. I know this was a really far out episode, but I feel like Duncan was here and I I just felt compelled To share because why not you're gonna get a tsunami of love for this. I hope so Come see me at Denver comedy Vex this weekend. I'll be there. I'll be looking up at the sky Maybe we'll go fucking sky watching together if the sky is clear and Anything else am I forgetting to announce? The end is out at ymhstudios.com Lena Dunham's fat. Is that it? I love you. Thank you so much for being here forever. Okay. Bye mommy. All right. Can we just revisit the first time you play? Oh. There you go. What a yellow one. That's how you are. I'm just flooded with good feelings. I know. You know you. I have to pee. You got to pee. We'll stop it. Please