Project Chronos | Hitler's Last Weapon

[MUSIC PLAYING] By spring of 1945, Hitler was surrounded. Russia closed in from the east, the British and Americans from the west. The 1,000-year Reich had 90 days left. But Hitler wasn't finished. In a secret lab in Poland, the Nazis scrambled to finish Deglaka, the bell. A super weapon built with technology so dangerous, it was intentionally buried for 1,000 years. The Nazis unleashed a power they could not control. They lost the war, and the bell disappeared. When the fighting stopped, America and Russia raised to grab Hitler's scientists before they vanished. Both sides said they came up empty. Both sides said the men who built the bell were dead, and the technology was gone. One side lied. Because 70 years later, that same ancient technology showed up in a patent, filed by, wait for it, the US Navy. [MUSIC PLAYING] I keep weird hours. I'm up late, deep in research, rabbit holes. And by the time I actually get into bed, my brain is still going 100 miles an hour. 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He wrote about technology years ahead of its time, mechanical fountains that shot across court yards, water clocks that kept perfect time, automated guards that swung swords at anyone who tried to pass. Every invention was described in precise detail, right down to usable engineering schematics. But he wasn't so generous in his newest and most interesting entry, flying machines. He wrote about a great bird built of light wood with a human controlling wings from the inside. At the machine center, a sealed vessel of mercury heated by fire propelled the machine through the sky. How exactly the heated mercury to fight gravity, Bosure refused to say. There was a heavier craft shaped like a temple. Inside were four massive cylinders of mercury sent over ovens. And just like the wooden bird, the temple would fly. Bosure wrote down the materials and the proportions. The mercury, the fire, how to pilot the craft, everything. Everything except how to build it. His other inventions came with step-by-step instructions. Not these. The construction of the machines has not been explained for the sake of secrecy and not due to lack of knowledge. In that respect, that should be known as the reason. They are not fruitful when disclosed. Translation, I can build these. That doesn't mean I should. In ancient India, mercury was almost sacred. Mystics believed it could purify metals, cure diseases, even extend life. It was the most powerful substance they knew, but they didn't realize how dangerous it was. Hitler was obsessed with ancient myths and artifacts. He sent archeologists looking for the Holy Grail, the spear of destiny, even Thor's hammer. - Milni. - What? - Milni, a choice hammer was called Milni. - How was that relevant? - Man, just trying to impress the Marvel movie fans. - Wait, there are still Marvel movie fans? - Yeah, you make a point. Hitler brought in Sanskrit and Vedic experts to translate the ancient Indian texts that described exotic technology, specifically Vamanas, which could generate free energy and to fight gravity, and some are shaped like a bell. Germany already had the most advanced aircraft in the world. They deployed the first jet fighters. They were dramatically faster and better armed than allied piston and prop planes. They had the best tanks, the best subs. - Sandwiches? - Submarine. - Chad, it makes most hits. - The problem was fuel. A working Vamanas solves this. Unlimited energy, anti-gravity. A few well-armed Vamanas could end the war in weeks, maybe days. But Mercury had even more powerful properties. It's the reason the bell had a code name, Kronos. Time. Hitler didn't just want to win the war. He wanted to win it before it started. Here's my glass in situation. They're fine. One of the lenses has a scratch, and the frames are a little bent. 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It was like radiation poisoning, but much faster acting and much more painful. This was the danger King Bojo hinted at. It's why he left the warning, it's why he hesitated. A thousand years later, the Nazis didn't hesitate. The temptation was too great, the stakes were too high. Research was done in a repurposed mind that extended deep beneath the mountains. A network of tunnels connected the labs and living quarters. Scientists working on the bell couldn't leave the site. All that mattered was the work. The Nazis knew they were losing the race for the atomic bomb. They were close, but the Manhattan Project was gonna get there first. So Hitler needed a different weapon, something the Allies couldn't build, something they couldn't fight, something they couldn't even imagine. 15 feet tall, nine feet wide, made of a hard, heavy metal and shaped like a church bell. DeGlaga, maintenance panels and port holes ran all the way around it, but that was about it. The real magic was inside the machine, its engine. The cylinders spun in opposite directions. It's been mercury fast enough and the counter rotation could generate anti-gravity, dimension shifting, even invisibility. The bell's test site was a ring of 11 massive concrete pillars. Each had a heavy iron bolt and chain to tether the machine. A web of wires ran out of the machine and into different consoles and equipment. Since the engine distorted gravity, it also distorted time. On top of the bell was a special mirror that showed glimpses of the past. That was the main goal of Project Chronos. for the energy was good, and the gravity was better, but unlocking the secret to time travel, that was how you build an empire to last a thousand years. And the bell didn't necessarily have to send people back in time, it just needed to send information, like the D-Day landing site, a new enigma code, or warning against attacking the Soviet Union. The bell was a true "vundervafa," a wonder weapon. But the irony was, the time machine project was running out of time. The Allies tore through Europe from the west, heading straight for Berlin. From the east, the Red Army, two million soldiers, 8,500 planes, 6,500 tanks, they were unstoppable. But when the Russians finally captured the mine, it was empty, the Nazis were gone. The bell was gone, and by the time the war was over, every scientist who worked in the project was dead or missing. The Soviets didn't think the mine was abandoned, they thought someone got there first, murdered the scientists and stole the bell. They believed the bell was on an unmarked ship somewhere, traveling by night slowly and quietly. Maybe a merchant ship, maybe a private vessel, they didn't know for sure. But the Soviets were sure of one thing, the bell was headed to the United States. The trap door of the gallows dropped, an SS commander Yaka Pshbornberg fell, the news around his throat pulled tight and snapped his neck. A few spasms, then the Nazi commander was gone. He was captured by the British in May of 1945. During questioning, he mentioned DeGlaca. He wouldn't say what the bell did, but he did say the project was closed and everyone who worked on it was dead, around 60 men executed, so the secret would stay buried. The Brits turned him over to the Poles who tried convicted and hanged him the same day. Whatever Shbornberg knew about the bell disappeared at the end of that rope. The man at the center of the bell project was Hans Kamler. Kamler was Hitler's fixer, the man in charge of impossible projects. He oversaw the V2 rocket program, the world's first ballistic missile. He supervised the Nazi jet aircraft factories. He also ran the tunnel system under the mountains, including the one they called Derisa, the giant. Miles of reinforced chambers carved into the rock by prisoners who worked until they died. He designed the mine complex where the bell was built. But in November 1945, Kamler disappeared. Some say he shot himself, others say he took cyanide. One story says he died in a firefight, another that he was captured but escaped. Four stories. None produce a body. In 1948, a German court declared him legally dead on the testimony of his driver in aid. Again, nobody, no dog tags, no grave, just two men swearing he was gone. But that's not what the paperwork says. A US military document dated May 30, 1945 lists the senior German prisoners in American hands. Herman Gurring is at the top of the page. 18 names later, Hans Kamler. Researchers later found US intelligence reports that put Hans Kamler alive in American custody months after the day he supposedly died than he vanished. The men who chased the story think they know why. Kamler made a deal. He traded information for freedom and a new life. But the US wasn't interested in tunnels or jets or rockets. They had those. They wanted to glauca. They wanted the bell. More than 1600 German scientists and engineers were quietly brought to the United States after the war. The program was Operation Paperclip. In exchange for working for the Americans, their war crimes were forgiven and their background sanitized. The most famous was Ferdinand Brown, who designed the V2 rocket. That rocket eventually became the Saturn V, which took us to the moon. "Fake news." Please don't. "50 years ago, it had the technology to get to the moon. Yet somehow I have a room but I can't find the kitchen." About 20,000 prisoners died building his rockets, worked to death or hanged in the factory as a warning. All on Ferdinand Brown's watch, major Ferdinand Brown of the SS. Instead of a rope, he got a job, a title, and a pension. "Ah, that's his commit war crimes. You get a pension and a dental plan. We tell the truth and get an IRS to edit. Only in America." That's actually true. But while Vom Brown headed to NASA, Kamler went nowhere. 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He could feel how the charged gas behaved inside the engine before the math caught up. But it caught up. His colleagues were terrified. Kaufman's work was dangerous. He could turn the building into a smoldering crater, but his instinct was right, again and again, and he finally got it to work. Take liquid mercury and boil it into a vapor. Hit that vapor with electrons to charge the atoms. Then throw the charged atoms out of the back of the engine at tens of thousands of miles an hour. Now one atom does almost nothing, but trillions of them, hour after hour, could push a spacecraft clear across the solar system. That's the power of sustained thrust. Yes, show you some sustained thrust. Take it easy. Sorry, sorry, it's the peptide still working. So that was the first ion engine, an RN on mercury. When it fired, it glowed a pale blue. The same pale blue the Germans saw coming off to Glocka. In 1970, NASA bolted Kaufman's engine to a satellite called Sir 2 and waited for it to die. It did. They hoped it would run for six months. It ran for 11 years. They shut it off and restarted it more than 500 times and it kept working. It finally ran out of fuel in 1981, but it didn't crash. It didn't break down. It's still up there. We're still tracking it. Sir 2 is considered one of NASA's greatest successes in its entire history, but they walked away from it, not because it failed, because of what it ran on. Mercury poisoned the people who built the engines. It contaminated the spacecraft. One crash on the launch pad would spread it across the whole site. They bailed on the most efficient engine they ever designed, because they finally understood what King Bogey knew a thousand years before, just because you can build something doesn't mean you should. But someone always picks the dangerous idea back up. There's always some of the things they can control it. Around 2017, the US Navy quietly filed a handful of strange patents, warping gravity for flight, bending gravity into a weapon, cloaking a craft by spinning charge matter. Every one of those technologies traced back to the Glocka. This couldn't be a coincidence. There was only one explanation that made sense. The US Navy was building the Nazi belt. In 2017, the US patent office denied the US Navy several patents. That's because they sounded like science fiction. A particle weapon that could knock a missile out of the sky, a fusion reactor small enough to fit in a garage, gravity shielding, cloaking, lensing, and a patent for a vehicle that sounds familiar, a cone-shaped craft that could fly through the air, dive into the ocean, and cross through space. It leaves no heat. signature and runs on a single anti-gravity engine. When these patents were rejected in fiction, the Navy's chief's technology officer told the patent office all these inventions worked. And by the way China was also working on the same technology. So in 2018 the patents were approved. China is doing it. Those magic words get any project approved. That's true. Yeah, especially projects that try to gain new functions. Okay. What? That joke? I mean, bad joke. That's enough. Sorry, sorry. Get back to the bid. Yeah. The inventor kept the low profile. He still does. Sobel Torpais is an aerospace engineer who worked at various secret test bases. When the public learned about the patents, the media wanted to speak to him. He gave no interviews. They're hardly any pictures of him anywhere. He barely exists on paper. Today he works for the United States Space Force. If you find a cell number, let me know, by the way. All his patents ran on one idea. The place effect. Take an object and give it an electric charge. Spin charge matter fast. Spin it fast enough at the right frequency. You warp the space around you. Suddenly the rules of physics no longer apply. A craft can be invisible or have no mass. A inertia disappears. Gravity bends around the machine instead of pulling it down. This is the same technology Spurinberg described 70 years ago. And the same technology King Boja described a thousand years before that. But Boja wasn't stupid enough to build it. He knew how dangerous Mercury was. He saw what happened to the men who handled it. Tremors, vomiting blood, blindness, insanity. He knew one spilled barrel would poison a city. The Nazis ignored that warning in 1945. NASA learned it the hard way in the 60s. But in 2018, a Silicon Valley entrepreneur decided that a thousand years of wisdom didn't apply to him. They put together a plan to launch thousands of satellites into near-earth orbit. And they would put 20 metric tons of Mercury into the atmosphere. 20 metric tons per year. You want to know what the Earth looks like after a few years of that? Okay, you ask for it. It starts in your mouth. A taste like old pennies. Your gums smell and bleed. A tooth comes loose then another and you can't stop drooling. Then your hands turn pink, bright and swollen like they've been boiled. Skin peels off your thigh in long red strips. Light is unbearable. You sit in the dark. The sun feels like needles in your eyes. Then comes the tremors. Small at first. It's difficult to write. Then you can't hold a cup. You can't hold a spoon. You can't feed yourself. But by then you don't care. You have fits of rage. Then fear. Then long empty stretches where you can't remember your own children's names. Then you can't remember your own name. You can't remember anything at all. It's in the rain. Then it's in the wheat. Then in every plant on Earth. The animals go first. Most dive convulsions or internal bleeding. But some go insane. Dogs attack their owners. Cats intentionally drown themselves. And it's in every tap on Earth. You can't boil it out. You can't filter it. And it kills you slowly, mercilessly. By the time you die, you're barely healing. And the babies are born already shaking. That's what worldwide mercury poisoning looks like. And it almost happened. Oh, so this isn't going to happen? No. It's too bad. When you said catch we drowning. I felt I felt so warm inside. Stop that. Fish's health beast. The Minimata Convention banned new mercury mining and phased out existing mines. The US signed it in 2013. Mercury could no longer be used in manufacturing and health care. But here's the thing about that treaty. It didn't say anything about space. In 2018, Apollo Fusion Inc. began quietly pitching mercury engines to satellite manufacturers. Mercury's cheap and efficient. A few pounds of mercury could power a satellite for a year. Thousands of satellites mean saving billions of dollars. Small problem though. All those engines admit their mercury waste back to Earth. A whistleblower did the math. In 2018 alone about 4,000 satellites were launched. Just 1,000 satellites would dump around 20 tons of mercury into the upper atmosphere. And that was 20 tons every year. It'd be in the rain, than the oceans, then the entire food chain. Mercury would infect every cell of our bodies. In 2022, the UN closed that loophole and banned mercury as satellite fuel. But closing one loophole doesn't close the next. Banned something, and the money just goes looking for the exception, and it always finds one. And whether it's using illegal chemical weapons in Vietnam, or illegal drone strikes on sovereign countries in 2026. Nobody's better at war crimes, I mean loopholes than the USA. Ancient kings and secret Nazi weapons. This is right up my alley. Love it. But is it true? Well, some of it is. But not all of it. The entire DeGloca story traces back to one man. Igor Woodkowski published claims in 2000. He got a tip from intelligence contact he called Mr. X. Mr. X. Let Wukowski retranscripts of Spurumberg's interrogation. He could look and take notes, but he could not make copies. So it's been 25 years, and no one else has seen those documents. Spurumberg's actual interrogation transcripts are there. He was a field police commander, tried for murdering civilians. There's no bell mentioned in his file. But we don't have to listen to journalists. Because why would you? We can listen to the Nazi scientists themselves. Literally. At the end of the war, the British rounded up 10 of Germany's top nuclear physicists. They put them in a country house and bugged every room. For six months, scientists taught freely. They argued about why Germany's atomic program failed. They argued about quantum mechanics. They argued about women. The transcripts came out in 1992. Hundreds of pages. There's no mention of a bell. No serum 525. No cronos. No red mercury. No flying machines. And these are the men who would know. These were the scientists linked to the Glocka by E. Euro-Kowski. Those 11 concrete pillars in the forest. Well, they make the story feel real because they're there. But it's just a base for an industrial water tower. There are structures like this all over Europe. The Glocka story really took off in 2001 when Nick Cook wrote about it in his book The Hunt for Zero Point. Cook was a respected aerospace journalist. His book was about advanced propulsion. He was intrigued by the Glocka story. But he framed it as part of a pattern of rumors around Nazi wonder weapons. He never said it was true. In 2021, he said the Glocka was probably part of Germany's nuclear program and probably designed for enriching uranium. But that's not the end of the story. Like all good urban legends, there's plenty of truth here. Cambodia was real. He wrote hundreds of books about everything including engineering. The Samarangara Sutradara is real. It really does describe mercury and fire, lifting a craft into the sky. And it really refuses to finish the instructions. Vamanas were real. Sort of. They were flying chariots or flying palaces used by gods and Hindu literature. And were the ancient Indians describing UFOs? That's a different episode. That's the theory. Nazi-related power satellites and spacecraft with mercury. They stopped in the 1970s because it was so toxic. That didn't stop a former Google exec from you trying to get rich. Savotor Pies is a real engineer. The patents for anti-gravity and visibility faster than light travel. All real. But Pies has no peer-reviewed evidence and his descriptions are vague and they mix proven science with speculation. He's been widely criticized by physicists and engineers for those claims. Forbes magazine said his technology is either an Einstein-level breakthrough or a government-funded gaslighting. I think you know where I stand on that. What about the disappearance of Hans Kamler? Well, the story is dicey. There are documents putting Kamler in U.S. custody. He was even assigned an interrogator. But the U.S. has never released an official statement. FOIA requests about him are denied or disappear or are heavily redacted. American intelligence has plenty of records about Kamler, but most of them are still classified. Now, for my research, I'm pretty sure the Americans had him. Now, whether he died, was murdered, escaped, or given a deal, I don't know. The U.S. is still hiding a lot of information that's 80 years old. Rid Mercury. That's a myth. But there's a reason that real Mercury shows up in so many stories. It's fascinating. Mercury is the only metal that's liquid at room temperature. It's heady. It flows like water. It carries electricity. And when you charge it, it glows. It looks like magic. But it's dangerous magic. FOIA said he left the instructions out for the sake of secrecy. For a thousand years, people read that one way. He didn't want anyone to abused the technology. But Boja wasn't protecting the machine from us. He was protecting us from the machine. And look at what happened every time someone actually built the Mercury engine. It worked. Engineers ran Mercury through power plants and it was more efficient than steam. NASA used it in satellites that ran forever. The machine was never the problem. The Mercury was. Every one of those projects died the same way, not from failure, from poison. This was the less-sinking Boja tried to teach us a thousand years ago, just because you can build something doesn't mean you should. And as long as Mercury and Greed exist at the same time, someone's always going to try to conquer Mercury and a lot of people are going to get hurt. So Mercury or Greed, we have to get rid of one of those. But there's really only one we can control. Because Mercury, the magical metal that can destroy a civilization, it lasts forever. Thank you so much for hanging out with me today. My name is AJ. That's Echolfish. Knee went some sustained stress to Torzhama. Cluby. You might want to cut back on the peptides panel. 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