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Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger, a wave series presented by Fan Duel. Hey, WisDinge fans out there. I am doing one more show. I think I'm doing one more show for the year and then I'm taking the rest of the year to do whatever it is I need to do to take it is. See, I'm going to be in St. Charles, St. Louis. It's all kind of the same August 7th. I'll be playing out there August 7th. St. Louis, come out and see me, St. Charles. It's just your neighbor. It's your little baby brother. Come out and see me. Go to Andersantiner.com for those tickets. Andersantino.com. In here, we pour Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey, Whiskey. Oh, that creature in the Ginger Fears. Sturdy, Ginger. Like that, has the Ginger Gigi to cook. Ginger's a fugitive. You only five dollars for the Whiskey. 75 dollars for the whole. Ginger's our hell now. This Whiskey means excellent. Ginger, I like Ginger's. Let's jump. Welcome back to Whiskey. We're going to be one of the same program. And he did do like a thing. And then at some point, Dave was like, "Small the fuck I think he's Martin Luther King." Except he's telling us his nightmares instead of his dreams. And it's hilarious. And then you could tell Buster was like, "No, I'm trying to say something." Like shut up. Like he really was trying to say something. And Dave was not interested. No, I cut it. Well, he was doing it everywhere. It was a party. Yeah. But his credit, Buster was trying to explain to young people the world that was happening on stage. And this whole weekend was crazy. Rock him just did the blue note in front of Mosin and Tyler before them. He did the earlier show. It was like my childhood live in LA. It was the craziest shit I've ever seen. I booked this week to just do work. This was a coincidence. Six months ago. Yeah. And then total coincidence. All this shit happened. And man, we were at the comedy. I wasn't the back bar. I was at the comedy show. To the back bar. I wasn't the back, whatever. What do they call it? It was ground shit. That was fucking. It was a zoo. You were there, right? It was crazy. Macon goes back there and he doesn't belong. That's the craziest part. Because of the show. That's only for paid regulars and guests. Like you. Yes. Wonk. Yes. Macon. Habs a fucking loot. I looked at him. I said, what the fuck are you doing here? I said, stand the fuck up. This is sacred ground. He does. He rums around. This kid. He sneaks into everything. He jumps on little. Never a way for something to sneak through a crack. This guy. He's like an octopus. He's water. Yeah. He can see them do that shit. Yeah, but they just crawl into a. Yeah, as long as they can fix their beak in there. Oh, this beak gets in. The boy's beak gets in. But we still love the boy. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, this week was a crazy week. I saw Killtoni. Oh, you went to the live one at the forum? At the Intuit Dom. Oh, the Intuit. That's where it was. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. With the clips play. He's. God bless him. I love the kid. Whatever. I've never seen that because he's shorter than you. God love that little child. God bless him. The greatest fucking rapper alive. That's how he takes me around. Yeah. He's like, nah. And I'm like, I'm just there to watch. I'm like, how cool. He's like, oh my God. Bro, forget the fucking hair. He's like, get this room. Everybody stand up. This is the greatest rapper alive. I'm like, he will. He's a showman. Hey, yeah. That kid is a showman, man. Yeah. So the show was good at Intuit. Yeah, it was cool. Because that's a big room for that kind of show. It was. Right. It was impressive. Yeah. Yeah. That was the first time I got to soak up the whole thing. I've just seen clips. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just see the whole thing flowing in out. And to watch him like call the shots, who's next in the change with this little man. Yeah. I was like, oh, damn. It's a production. They know what the fuck. He's more, I don't know, a producer. Like, he's making calls on the fly. Calling up different people. Sitting. He's reading a room and like doing all this shit. At the same time, coming up with jokes. Harlan was there. The greatest. Dog. One of the greatest joke writers alive. He fucking undressed. I thought it was a bigger black dude. Oh, it's David Lucas. David Lucas. Yes. Yes. Yes. He undressed his mother fucking ass. And he fucked him up so bad. And then he had the whole room going crazy. And then we were like, okay, you can stop. And he just he kept his gas on the pedal. He's so long. He's so good. Because David Lucas came at her first. And he was like, well, well, well. And then he just rattled off some of the wildest freestyle off the top shit. Like, it was, it was, it was amazing. Harlan is a specimen. I don't think I know anybody is not just quick. But as he can, he shapes stuff in a way that you don't see it. When you came on his face. Oh, brother. Was the funniest thing of the, what was that? Six months ago, whatever year that was in. Killed calendar year that was in was like, the funniest thing. Your laugh, seeing you laugh like that. I jacked off to that for like the rest of the week. Seeing how happy you were. It made me feel like a child. The funniest thing. He's like, let's love what. And you were just doing it. Can really use some of my glasses. I was like, oh, yeah. He's like, yeah. And then when he saw me put my fist over it, he like gave me a nod. He like gave me the go ahead. And I was like, I'm going to hit him with it. Yeah, I had to. He's up. He is. He is one of the greatest. One of the greatest. What are you doing? Are you working on a new album? Are you just touring? Yeah, man, I got a new album. I'm in the middle of the cycle right now. Um, album cycle. Good time, boy. Good time, boy. Yeah. It's just released that single. That's doing really well for like an emo track. It's like banging. Which is cool. It's emotional. Yeah, it's an emo track. It's all over the place. And, um, I'm really proud of it. But throughout my history, the top performers are the dumbass mofuckers. It's like the ignorant shit. Gus, hoes, money, Joe. Bye. I love that song. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I'm one of the dumbasses that sucks in those songs. It's great. Um. I've always taken a shit seriously, even from the jump. Yeah. 20 years ago, even when I was doing all this wild shit. Like I was releasing serious songs. Like emotional songs. Like, it's therapy. So, uh, finally, this one is like taken off as like a well thought out. Contrived. Meaningful song is doing well. Finally, finally. Yeah, finally. Yeah, finally. So maybe mofuckers think that I do this. Uh, so that's, um, the title track of the record. And I don't know when this is coming about out, but the record is coming out June 26th. We'll make sure that this is going to come out well before then probably. But also we can make it come out. What June 26th? What day is that? Yeah. Do you want it before? It's usually a Tuesday. Okay. Well, this week, this could come out on Friday that week if you wanted to. June 26th is a. Oops, fuck. June 26th. We're doing it even before because I'm trying to sell. I'm trying to sell pre-sale records because I'm going to, I'm happy to break this news to you. And this might sound braggied. Bragg. Bragg. I have a chance to have the number one rap album in the entire world. That's how it's going. Holy shit. Yeah. Well, that's insane. That would be, that would be crazy. I mean, now if someone drops on the same date and comes out of nowhere, I can't drink. Okay. Kendrick's not going to drop it. You're good. Yeah, but like so far, I'm like. that date is mine. - That's yours. - So far. - Number one rap. - It will be. - Number one rap album in the world. - It will be. - If we release it the week before, it'd be coming out on Juneteenth. - On Juneteenth. - Oh yeah, yeah. We skipped over that. We were like Juneteenth. We were like, "No, let's wait one more week." - Will a rapper put out a record on Juneteenth? - Not a white one. (laughing) - Bold. - Yeah, that's bold move. - That's not my time. - And now look, I'm not trying to bait you into something. - Yeah. - I won't. - Just, but just go ahead. - I'm not gonna. But what do you think then about Harlow putting out an album with a name Monica? - Bro. - 'Cause at the internet went crazy about that. For people that do not know, Jack Harlow put an album called Monica. People were very critical of it because of Monica being a referential term in the streets as a quick way to say my N word. - The N word. - Yes. He literally made me say the N word. - Who it is? - I was by myself. Jack Harlow made me say the N word. What do you mean? - I was like, oh, well Monica. I was like, I don't get it. Monica, and then I started saying it a couple times. And then I was like. - Oh boy. (laughing) - He's got to take out all the water and say it again. - Thanks a lot, Jack Harlow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know if, I mean. - He got criticism for this. - If that was really his idea, that's gotta be awful. - Do you think that's, you think it's like a label thing? - It can't be. - Who had it? - Who had it been a bad coincidence. Bro, that would be the most awful fucking shit that a white rapper could ever do. - Yeah. - Ever, that's so disrespectful. That's so entitled and equal to, that is, it can't be. I refused to think that he could be playing around that way. - Yeah, but he never answered about it. Did he ever address it? And I don't think he ever said whether or not it was. - I think if you start to address that. - Then it's still, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I was Pandora's Box. - He did famously say he's been feeling blacker so he decided to release this record. - Did he say that? - He did say he was like, I got blacker with this. - That's pretty tough. - And then the fucking hat that dude is wearing too, I'm like, to say that and then to wear a hat like that and then just saying something. - Go the other way. The Prophet's Feeling White are these days. That's white as he can. No melanin here. - I got a barbershop quartet. - A barbershop quartet. - My record is a barbershop quartet. - Did he say I'm feeling blacker as wild? That's a tough phrase. I'm feeling blacker, but whatever. I'm not baiting you into talking about it. - Yeah, I don't want to say like, what does that mean then? - How do you feel like? - How does that make you feel that? - Yeah, that's a tough. - I don't know. - That's again, you're in a corner, you're fighting dragons brother and it's one sword. I wouldn't do that. Bad news, but good time. - Good time boy. - Good time boy is gonna be way better. - Hell yeah, honestly, I think it's the. - Don't say the best album you've ever done. - Okay, I think it's great. - Say it's the best album you've ever done. - This is by far the best album I've ever done. But past few years, I've been working on it. I've been sharing it with my friends, the producers and everything. The whole way along, they've been like, this is crazy. Really crazy comparisons to me and other people that. From people I trust. So I'm like, okay, so all these songs feel really special. So I just went crazy. I rabbit hold myself and I'm doing wild shit. I'm like, all right, then if this is like the best shit, I'm gonna go all the way balls to the wall where I can't find any little tiny minutia that I would have done better. - Right, right, right. - Like you being in the desks a little bit. - Oh, I hired composers. I'm working with composers up string sections for like the emo parts. Super ignorant parts, a super ignorant ball seats. Like it's just fucking, it's crazy. This is the first record that once it's done and I ship it out, I go, that's it. I can't do any better. All the other ones, I've been like, oh man, damn. I would have done that. - Like change this or that would have changed that. I know for a fucking fact, I can't do any better than that. So this feels like, no, I'm like, I don't know if this is a retirement shit, but this feels like an ending to me. This is the end of a time. - This isn't like a new beginning to something. This is a conclusion. So when you, I want you to listen to the full record. - Yes. - And watch what I'm saying throughout the whole thing. And then the last few songs listen to those and what I'm saying and what I've been through. And it's, it feels, it feels conclusive. - But I wouldn't say, I don't think it's an end. I just think it maybe it's an end of that chunk of that chapter of your of making that kind of art. Maybe your transition. - Or who I am or who I was, you know. - You're still a young man, you're 22 years old. - 26. - 26? (laughing) - But. - Silly young lad. - I don't know if I want to make a record again. I think the records are dead. Like I think I've done something just for myself as a last statement in my fans who supported me this whole way. Like to obsess the way I've done over this record for that many years. - Yeah. - And records don't, there's no, I might release some singles or something like that. And I don't even know if I want to promote music like I've been. I'm on the reels doing this. Fuck it. - And they're good reels. - They're great reels, sure. You know what I'm saying, but I say I'm like, oh, I'm 100% independent rapper, you know what I'm saying? I work for Mark Zuckerberg, bitch. You know what I'm saying? - We all do. - Mark Zuckerberg says. - Thanks Mark. - Well, actually I changed what I want. Now I want you to post this way, sucking dick from behind on me on a carousel. And I go, yes sir, yes sir. - Yes sir. - Yes Mark. - Bitch I'm a man. - Algorithm, we're slaves to the algorithm. Well. - What I'm trying to do is do this as hard as I can right now. And I want to make a statement on the industry or something and be able to say something like, I'd number one record like I did that. - That's happening. I'm trying to do something like that. And then afterwards man, like I would love to never show my face again and not promote shit. Just put out my music, make paintings and eat pussy. (laughing) - Thank God bless. It's the greatest country in the world bro. So that's it, you think really you do. I mean, I'm willing to bet a pretty penny on the idea that even when this is done in a year, you're gonna go, I think I might want to make something. - I want to do something. - Yeah, you want to do something. - I have scripts, bro, I'm writing books. I have a comedy, bro, I've got the, - So you want to dive this way a little bit into the business business? - I just want to do other shit. - What are these cats gonna do? - Whatever the fuck I tell them. (laughing) No, Walker's funniest fuck, I'll write, I'll write, I'll workshop, I don't know what y'all do but I'll workshop with him for these scripts. Like, I got some great ideas, I got a horror movie, I got a comedy, I want to sell paintings. I just want to buy some land and fucking, live that laugh out on the farm. - Do whatever the fuck I want, man, I don't want to suck. - Industry dick anymore? - Yeah. - You're done. - Yeah, and it's not even the industry anymore, there is no more industries. - It's only the four tiktok that I, you know what I'm saying. - Yeah, but we make the industry, so what the industry is, like this is it now, so, whatever it is, it is, so you're just saying, all this wants to, you want to go away. - Not this, not talking to you. - No, but I mean like the idea of trying to feed the machine so you don't like the state of the industry. - I don't know if you've been getting what's on my algorithm, but like once a week I've been talking shit about AI, social media, what it is to be a musician at this day and age, and I've been through many eras. And I went through the major label era, not on the major labels, like, and I thought that was great. - Right. - You know what I'm saying, and it's kind of ironic, 'cause this is the most success I've ever had, but this is the fucking least I've ever enjoyed this shit. This is fucking vomit-inducing shit. I don't know if I'm like, I'm trying to be more sober, like, you know, those times I'm like tap dancing and I'm drinking and shit like that. - Party and I'm partying and then selling that. Now it's like, I don't know, maybe I'm getting old and shit like that. - Well, we're definitely getting older, but also you put in, you know, 20-some odd years of work. At some point, it's, you do get to, you get the glaring. - You don't want vacation? - Yeah, you want to slow down a little bit. Well, how about this? - I got pitched a movie this morning that, not pitched a movie, but I got pitched something from someone that said, hey, have you seen or heard about this? Gal Gadot was doing a completely AI film about Bitcoin? Do you know about that? - Oh, fuck. - Sounds great. - Ah! - Go go this, go go this. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Go go this. - Gal Gadot. - Boom. - Go to AI film. - I filmed. - Boom. - About Bitcoin. - Boom. - Boom. - Boom. - Boom. - What is it? What does it call? And it's, somebody famous doing it, too. It's like a, and it's, yeah, it's dog alignment. - Dog alignment is doing a film. - Oh, that's such a bummer. - Wait, so, say it, say it out. - Swingers is so good. - What is it though? Yeah, who did the same guy that did Swingers? - Yeah, it's a biographical thriller film directed by Dog Limon, and it's started as Casey Affleck, Pete Davidson, Calcado, Ila Fisher, and Finlay Robertson. - And it's all done in AI in like one room, right? It's on one stage. - Yeah, they filmed the, I've actually heard about this. They filmed the actors, but the back, it's just in one set, and they just light it. - They're filling in the background. - Yeah, they just fill everything in artificially. - And it's about Bitcoin. - Well, I think that's trying to be subversive. - I think they're trying to be subversive. They think that's like, they cook, right? That it's like-- - Okay, 'cause I'm talking about the money that's not real about this. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - They're just not, it's able to be filmed really fast, 'cause they don't have to, like, switch out any sets, they don't have to do any big company moves. - They don't have to hire all those people that would have been able to do that. - Exactly, they don't have to give job, is it all green screen? - It's not even the next screen is-- - Oh, the AI is doing it. - It's beyond green screen, it's like, what do you call now? There's different kinds of lights. - Well, no, there's keying now where it's like, it's just spots and marks that the AI knows where they mod, so they put in these marks, it's all a photo of it, so they put in these marks all over the floor or all over the ceiling and these fake walls to indicate where AI is going to fill in sections of things that are being built out, not by human, but by some fucking computer. So anyway, we're fucked. You're fucked, we're fucked, we will go down in the same ship, dude. And all entertainment, the only thing we'll be able to have is us, though. No, no, no, is live performance. We'll never be taken over. So you doing, that's why I'm saying what I'm saying about. I hate the, I'm broke. The touring is hard. I've just, I just got done finished touring for like 20 years. And then you're like, hey, man. This is the only way to make money. Get back on the horse. 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And he's like, "Fuck that. We got right into this conversation." And he's saying exactly what the fuck I've been thinking. He goes, "I just saw my whole fucking back catalog. I'm rich than a motherfucker." And then he was like, "I will never post anything to Spotify, YouTube." He named him on. He goes, "I'm just taking 2% of my fans over to my own shit. I'm making my whole channel with all that shit." And I'm like, "Damn, you're feeling it like that too." T-Pain. Yeah. Because he's live streams now, right? Isn't that a big thing? He twitches. Yeah. I was on his show. He's got a show. He's got crazy ammo. He's got so many episodes on his stream. His show was incredible. 'Cause he streamed like an hour and a half. The way he streamed and all the people who came in, how professional it was, it was like the tonight show. He had people, the music would come on at this point and then the drinks would come and then people would start dancing. Then he had me sing a karaoke and it was all fucking, have you been to his house? You got it. You got it. You got it on the show. I would love to. He's, oh yeah, done deal. And you go to his biggest mansion and he's got the show and he's just sitting on ammo and he's not releasing anything until he's got like a hundred shows and I think it was, I was his 50th or 60th or something and it was, I was so impressed, I was like, this is, I feel like I'm on the tonight show and he's been doing that in his house. Is he having fun or is it business? It's fun. He looked, like we have fun. Yeah. It's crazy to think, like, that's where the industry is, the state of the industry. We'll also. So I think what he's doing with that is once he signals, maybe I'm telling his whole whole plan. All right. Well, so, but I think once he goes like, you know, I'm releasing new music or whatever, he's got a batch of a bunch of content. I think he's going to take a bite and do a whole channel and do some, a whole new. Well, sure. Why not? I mean, this is where, this is, this is not, I think it's all sorry, bro, if I just, no, it's he doesn't gave your whole sauce away, but he sits on livestream. Joe, I mean, he jokes around the whole time. He must say a bunch of wild shit on my stream. I mean, this is, this, I think it's a sign of the times, not just the industry. We were at Mookie Betz's house yesterday in Mookie Betz legendary bass bubbler and Mookie Betz. Oh shit. Bobby and I went bowling at his house yesterday, insane. And at one point, Mookie is on the show. It's not like it's behind the cameras. He was like, what's you guys' side hustle? And I was like, well, I mean, we do a lot of jobs. He has a comic. You're a writer, a producer. We're podcasters. We do a lot. We love the entertainment world. And he's like, but side hustles, I go, what do you mean? He's like, well, we have a tequila company, a jewelry company. He had all the shit. I was like, but you're Mookie Betz, like, you don't, do you need everyone needs side hustles? Not like that. Where we are now is people want to touch so many different versions of industry because they don't even trust the one they're in. And this guy is one of the greatest ball players a lot and you're like, he's doing tequila. I mean, maybe it's just a stack. It was George Clooney or whatever. Well, he sold that for a billion dollars, a billion. Do you know this? Do Cosmigos, a billion dollars sales out what it was. And he gave 10 of his best friends a million a piece that he grew up with, huh? Yeah. 10 of his best friends, 10 of his childhood best friends. If you sold a tequila company for a billion dollars, how much is Wonka getting? Fucking three billion. You're going to give it to plus interest with interest. What? In 2017, George Clooney and his partners sold the tequila brand Cosmigos for a total of up to how much do you think? It's over a billion. Can't be a billion. Yeah, it's a billion. It's a billion. Initial payment of 700 million plus an additional 300 million based on performance over the following 10 years. What is one million to a billion? Oh, I know that. Let me tell you what one million to a billion is before I told Rogan, people do not understand the difference. It's massive. People like, when I'm like, you know, fuck billionaires and whatever, you know, I got some things to say to Jeff Bezos or whatever, just, you know, the top model. Yeah. They'd be like, "Shut up, man. You rich. Are you trying to be rich?" I'm like, "You know, under fucking stand, what's going on?" The difference is insane. One million seconds is. 13 days. 13 days. One billion seconds is 38 years. Thirty-one years or something like that. Yeah. Thirty-one point two years. Yeah. You know, you're crazy. Like, so, what's the difference between a million and a billion? Oh, about a billion dollars. Yeah, about a billion bucks dollars. Thirty years of life. That's the difference. A million dollars is nothing. Well, we looked up and we were in Vegas. What? How many. Is a trillion seconds ago? Well, no one's a trillion. There's a 10,000 years. How many years? How many years? Over 31,000 years ago. Yeah, that's not it. So we don't even. I can't imagine that. Now it's too late. I can imagine 32 years. What that is. Can you say that? A billionaire? No. It's over. Well, that's our. Well, that's our tax debt. It was like 4.3 trillion. Let's touch on the billionaire thing because it's interesting. We were in Vegas and Bezos was gambling next to us. By the way, Jen Pop. Bezos was in. No. Just my hand to God. You 30 security guards around him. And how many in fucking plane clothes and shit? All of them. But they're such a dead giveaway because they're going. Good evening. Welcome to Vegas. They're all robot. I can shit. Crazy. He sat there with his girlfriend, wife or whatever. I don't know if it's his wife. Whatever. But he sat there. How much do you think Bezos was betting or gambling with? How much? 100 dollars per hand. 100 dollars bet. And I realize in that moment, I thought, God, this is almost like a bit for. Like it's a comedy bit for him because he's. What is that to him? Eat one penny. Less than a penny. He makes $133,000. A second. So, it's not even a penny. It's $133,000. So, he makes $133,000. He makes $133,000. A second. It's $133,000. He makes $133,000. He makes $133,000. He makes $133,000. He makes $133,000. A second. It's $133,000. It's like a Spotify stream. Not even. It's like if you click on it and then click away. It's like when you hit a song on accident. Right? He's not right. $133,000. A second. I think that's what it is. You have to look it up. It's something absurd like that. And this is. But this is where these guys are now. In fact, I'm going to plug this because I've said this to a million people. There's an interview out there from. Who's doing it? But it's with Berkshire Hathaway with Warren Buffett. And he said. Berkshire Hathaway pays their corporate tax. And he said if a certain number of Fortune 500 companies like Berkshire Hathaway, if they actually paid their. corporate tax that they really owed, if they actually did it the right way, the tax deficit of $4.3 billion would be encompassed by these Fortune 500 companies and every American, every living American wouldn't have to pay state or federal income tax. If every Fortune 500 company on this list that he named, so that's what Americans are doing basically. We're filling the gap. Correct. Imagine how many bombs we could make, though. We're doing it. Imagine how many-- Imagine how many-- We're doing it right now. Imagine how many companies-- That's what we should put it. If they actually-- Just make up-- Just all bombs. Yes. More bombs. More bombs, drones or whatever. Let's go drone it out, dude. That's by the way, the companies that used to press records, those record pressing machines, they're probably going to be making bombs in a couple of years. Get ready, bro. Hell yeah, dawg. Elon Musk is currently projecting to become the world's first trillionaire as early as, what do we think? 2035. 2030. 2027. Shut the fuck up next year, and then there's another guy who I'd never heard of who's in 2028. What's his name? What's his name? I don't know. Guattam. Oh, yeah. Guattam. No, I don't fucking know. Bro, you know what's going to be-- My dog, Guattam. You know what? I'm talking with Mike over there. You know what's going to be happening as we're eating out in L.A. we see these fucking things driving around. We're going to be delivering-- Yeah. And we're looking at things. My fuckers hate these robots. Yeah. Flexin on them. This thing's trying to cross the street. They're like, fuck you, Nana. Like, if we see trillionaires and people aren't getting any fucking money, like everyone's going to kill a robot. Oh, yeah. Everyone's like, fuck those things. Shoot them. Like, we're eating lunch on the side of the road and more came back. Fucking flex on them. But you know what? I'm sorry. I'm just delivering food. And it just froze for like five minutes. They get nervous. Yeah. Danger. Danger. We're all laughing. You know what they do in our neighborhood? The teenagers throw it in the L.A. river. So they take it off. Oh, hell yeah. They pick it off together. And it's funny. I've watched-- I had the old man in me that was like, come on, guys. Don't do that. I didn't say it. I thought, come on, guys. Don't do that. Don't throw it in the river. It's just pollution at some point. There was my dad brain. But then I was watching teenagers have fun. And I was like, throw that fucking thing in there. Yeah. And this isn't the L.A. river. No, it probably goes through our drinking source. There's probably where it goes. I'm drinking robots. That's what we'll be drinking now out of our sink is robot. No, but I did-- it did take me to a place of-- I remember being a teen and fucking shit up. Hell yeah. Like I said that the other day. Remember during the pot? I was like, you guys never stole when you were kids? And Mookie goes, no. We grew up with money. And I was like, oh, well, I mean-- But every teenager I knew stole shit. And then I'm seeing the new world of teenagers is like fighting against AI shit. Or like, fighting against automated shit. We were fighting robots. Automated shit. The teenagers are fighting robots. Yeah, dude. We're doing Terminator Live. I saw a kiosk with someone's like, let me-- It was like a fucking bartender. It was real arms going to shoot. Oh, I see. Dude, it's like giving some shit. I'm like, someone's going to malt off that shit. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. I've been putting garbage in Waymos. Yeah, a lot of people have been doing that. Oh, I saw Waymo with the window open. In the window-- yeah. In the window, windshield wiper. When there's nobody in it. Because there's just part-- there's nobody there. I just find garbage on the street. We just got to get a fucking balaclava when you go to-- When you go to tag Waymo-- If you're going to tag Waymo, I saw-- There was videos these guys tagging him in San Francisco. I thought it was hilarious. Because the car would stop at a red light. They ran up. And then they tagged it. And then the car was like, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. I was trying to fuck it. Well, I didn't know what to do. Because it's thought that they were breaking it or going to attack it. But they were just tagging on the side of it. It was fucking amazing. It was a comedy store. And there was some fucking crackhead just-- It was crossing the street during-- It was a red light for him. It was a green light. And he pulled his pants down. It was like taking a shit on a Waymo. Yeah, God bless. And then like one block up. There was already a police officer coming down. That's what they came for. They came for that. They won't come for the house that just got robbed down the street. The guy-- The guy broke it. It was house with guns. The cops were an hour late. An hour. They were-- he called. Hey, people broke it with guns. They had to protect the waymo. They were on that Waymo super quick. Yeah, I'm sure. They were probably getting paid by Waymo. The cops were probably getting supplemented by Waymo. They were on the robots. Who owns Waymo? What company owns Waymo? Damn, it's hot as fucking here. See, I told you it was going to get warm. I can turn it back on. Turn on the AC. Is that bad for the sound? No. It's Alphabet, which is Google. Google. Once again. And where are we broadcasting right now? YouTube owned by Google. It's a never-ending cycle, brother. We're owned by three companies. That's why when someone's like, if I say something smart, someone's like, shut up. Like, you got Nike. There's no perfect consumer. No, no, no, no. We're out right now. It's impossible. Like, everyone's supporting some crazy shit. I'm all Spotify. You know what the fuck they be doing. Yeah. Let's take it to a lighter place. Yeah. How's it? How's it? How's it been fucking with, uh, with Wonka though? How is he? I always love seeing him. I want to, I want to get him honestly on some podcasts with me. Yes. With me. So far. Because I'm so much more funny than with him there. Yeah. Well, he's, he's like a set up man for you too. Yeah. We have like bad friends and you guys who laugh and they got jokes every once in a while. Wonka is like right there. I was watching a video from Red Rocks. I'm first song out there. First experience. Sold out Red Rocks. I'm high in the mountains. I'm going. There's fire going all over the place. I got a fucking mask on. I'm going. I'm hitting these, these notes and these words. And then some, I'm not unable that I usually do. I'm not doing that. And he is right there. She speaks my language. Like, he knows. He knows. He knows. Exactly. We're doing some promo. If I'm, I'm thinking about this. Boom. Boom. He'll shoot in with something just like perfect. Like, I am so much more funny and better of a human with him with me. He's for, he's forever. So yeah. So he's your, he's your day one. Yeah. So were you guys met when you were kids now? No, no, I was kind of late. I mean, I've only known him for 15 years. It's a long fucking time. Yeah. But you meet someone like that and you're like, how are we going to stay together? How do we stay together? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you ever bark at each other though? He slapped me in the face. He hit me in the face once. Really? Yeah. Like this? It's hard as he could. Well, he's a very non violent. I think that might have been the only time he's ever hit anyone. What'd you say? Wonka, can I, can I talk about what I said? What? Wonk! I don't know if there's-- Maybe they want to grow food. They want to eat. Oh, they want to eat. They want to go. You know, well, fuck it. I'll say it. Actually, last time I said something, you say you would have deleted it. And I whispered Eminem and Doja Cat first. That wasn't what I was trying to get in here. And then it just came out. Eminem. Doja Cat. It's great. Bulls fell through, by the way. And we texted. I was like, I'm sorry. My editor fucked up. You're like, it's actually fine. Yeah, whatever. It was fine. But at the time, we were super drunk in Atlanta after a show or something. And we were in some grimey-ass motel. And we were just having some emo conversations. And I was like, dude, you gotta leave your wife, dude. Yeah. That's how the slap starts. Yeah. You gotta leave your wife, though. He hit me really hard. And I remember being like, yeah, okay. Yeah. He's an amazing human being. And he ended up leaving his wife. So you were right, dude. Yeah, but you know-- You were right. Those are hard decisions. Was he married a long time? A long enough time. Yes. A long enough time. Yeah, that's tough. Leave your wife-- Just on meant for each other. Not saying that-- No, yeah. That's fine. Whatever. Yeah. When your friend tells you to leave your wife, so that's tough. Well, you know, the friends are your first-- Your day ones are the first people to tell you some shit that you might not want to hear. Correct. So I'm doing that for him. And I would continue to do that for him. How about the scarier version, where we've all had this. You have, and you were too young. But when you all know, you and all your friends know that one of your buddies is about to marry someone that he should not marry. And you're all like, who's going to say something? It's hard to be the guy that's like, who can't fucking say it? You may be afterwards. I'm a coward. I can't lie. I can't do it. I'm not going to lie. I'm a coward. When someone's like, you can say something to him, I'm like, I can't say anything. Oh, yeah. Right. I can't do it. That's a situation. Well, I have friends that will tell our other friend, be like, yo, I cannot stand that bitch. And then it's a fight. But they're honest, because they're like-- And then sometimes they'll go, shit, two of those are fucking like her either. And I'm like, that's not-- I don't know. She's fine. Don't put me in it. I don't want to fuck up someone's-- If that's what you like, fine. And people change. Maybe the whole-- Who knows? I don't know what they're like behind closed doors. But-- I've had a couple though. My buddy's married to people. I had one of my buddies marry someone who-- This is the other version. It's a married woman that I thought was incredible. I was like, this woman is amazing. And the polar opposite turned out. He was like, you guys had no idea what was real. And then when he divulged all of it, I was like, are you fucking-- is that real? He's like, you want to see? I'll show you all the evidence. And he had it all. Yeah. This dude had receipts like crazy. I was like, wow. Because when I-- The version I knew, not the version that he knew. Do you see how couples argue now? Oh, bro. Fuck you a bit. They're both filming each other. They're fucking what you genuinely want to say. I saw-- I saw-- I'm like, man. God damn, I got-- I got a day one that I trust right now. Thank God. I've seen people being like, hey, man. I'm arguing with my bitch. Look at this shit. And then they're both cussing each other out, saying, wild shit. Just filming each other. And then they post it. I'm like, oh, holy shit. When you see it on TikTok-- I mean, when you said like receipts and shit, I'm like-- God damn. No, this is receipts. This is receipts of-- Tex and-- No, no, emails. Which is even funnier. I emailed you some-- It was some-- I mean, email my wife for horrible fucking-- It was her emailing someone else. And I was like, that's insane to email it. For some reason, it's like an antiquated way of going about it. I'm like, emails. She sent a fact. She wanted to carry her pigeon out there. Yeah. Go tell them I want that dick. She told them morning. No, it was just the opposite of what I-- It was the opposite of what I ever imagined. But the fighting-- When my wife and I fight, we fight like my parents fought. Which was-- Fist. Not in front-- Yes. Get in the back, y'all. - That kid-- - Put on your gloves. - Put on your gloves, let's go. - Let's go, tuts. - No, we fight like my parents fought, which was away from the kids and family and friends. - That's great. - And if we have an argument, we have to go away from people, 'cause-- - No, bro, I thought your dad-- I expected your dad to be throwing bows. - Yeah, well-- - That's what you hear that. I'm glad you hear that. - That's what my jaw's crooked because of that. I got a couple of, no, my dad to us was back here. This, this, that thing-- - Good safe place. - God, I got hit so hard back there. And you get a dad hand hitting you right here, and you felt it in your fucking toes. Oh, I hated it so much. The back of the head cracked for so long. - He slept you so hard and the back of the head, your toes fell sent in your toes. - If my dad would hit you right on the crown, your feet, you would feel it in your fucking feet. - Who's-- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, that's it. - That's wild. - And then you, no, the, remember the old phrase I'll give you something to cry about? That was like my favorite, that my dad's generation was like, "Oh, give you something to fucking cry about." - Yeah, well, I'm glad you go away from the children. That's cool. (laughing) - I didn't have kids just 'cause I don't want to beat 'em. I don't want to go to anybody else but me. No, but I, my dad never, we never got, oh, we never got one good, is what I like to call it now. We never got hit in the face. - We never got hit in the face. - No, never. Back in the head, cracks. - That's good, that man back, get the fuck out of him. - You deserved it. You fucked up as a kid. I mean, come on. You were a fuck out. - Yeah, I was pretty wild. - Yeah, you know, I got what you deserved. - Yeah, I fell down a couple flights of stairs before. (laughing) - Not funny at all. Not funny, not funny, not funny, sad. - Yeah. - But you learned. - I learned real quick. - What did you learn? - Um, shit. - Well, I guess what I'm thinking about specifically is like my stepmom was sleeping. And then, so she was a nurse and she would spend, you know, the- - Off I, yeah, yeah, so it's day time and the weekend. I'm like, man, and, you know, I'm playing with my dad and he was great. He was like, you know, bipolar but also, you know, abusive thing, we've already been there. - Yeah. - And he'd be like, shh, you know, she's sleeping. You know, I'm like, oh yeah, okay. And then, but then we'd have a lot of fun. And then it was like, he was really loud and I'd be like, shh, she's sleeping. (laughing) - I learned not to, not to do that. - Yeah, that's not what he did to me. - And then I was like, well, that's unfair. - But you're a better man now. - I'm a better man now. - You're probably one of the best men now. - Oh man, come on. - You know what I mean? That we got whiter, somehow we got whiter. - You're looking a little thicker. - Brother, come on. - You saying I'm a fatso? - No, I'm saying in your own just in the good places. - I'm trying. You know what it is, dude, I'm in our 40s. Like this little dork when he's like, it went to the gym a couple of times this week. You know, and I'm like, brother, if I don't, do shit all the time, I'm cooked. I'm a sloppy fat fuck. My sister's wedding's coming up. I'm going to be coming back from that, in terrible shape, because it's one week of fun. And I'm fucked. This guy can do, you could take off six months, it wouldn't even matter, nothing would matter. - A couple of weeks, you're back at it, whatever. - Yeah, it does, a couple of weeks, three days. He's like, I feel really great. - Currently not doing well with myself either, man. I got a lock. - When you're on the road though, 'cause you can't. - Yeah, no, I mean, I'm tired as fuck. I wish I could be like, but Christ is being like, I'll be working out all the time. I'm like, my performance is, I get off stage, I'm sweaty, I'm like, I can't even breathe out. - Yeah, but you perform. - I mean, Bert and, not just Bert, but like, all of us, comics, we're up. - Comedians. - Yeah, comedians are. - You don't have to run or sweat. - No, and you sweat. When we saw you and, is it Raleigh or Durham? We saw you in Durham. - When we were in Durham, but we went to Raleigh. - Raleigh, we went to Raleigh to watch you. You put on a show, you must lose. I think we talked about this, you gotta lose like, two or three pounds in sweat. - I don't know. - It's gotta be, you should, you should weigh. - But the thing is, I eat like shit, and then I come back like skinny fat. I think my cardio is good, but like, and man, yeah. - Skinny fat is such a, that's a real reality. - Yeah, I'm skinny fat right now. - No, I got this hoodie on. - You skinny skinny, my friend. - Okay. - There's nothing underneath there. I don't do that. - I was about to. - But you do, but because of your schedule and the way you guys live, it's different than us. Like, I remember when we pulled up down there, and that girl almost died, you were in the van sleeping. They were like, he's taking a nap. - Damn, I was still doing van shit then. - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, or it was like a smaller version of a bus. 'Cause we were in the van. - Oh yeah, the van wagging, I was in the mid, I was mid grade. - Yeah, and they were like, he's taking a nap in there. - Yeah, I had to sleep before every show, two hours before every show I sleep. - That's a must. - Must. - How do you even get down? Aren't you amped up before that you're not, you don't start buzzing right before the show? - This is a little bit before. - Two hours. You can sleep for two hours and then get on stage. - No, no, no, no, two hours before I take a nap, and I only take a nap for like a half hour, 45 minutes. - Oh, really quick one. - And then one hour before the show, I'll come in the backstage and I'll start doing my shit and warm up. - Getting prepped. I know I didn't want to bug you. I remember being back there. - McCone of course, like every young fucking kid like him. He's like, we should go chat with him. I'm like, he doesn't want to chat with anybody before the show. We'll see him after the show. - After the show was over. - He knows better because it's the same thing with comics. Like, I do not like to see people before I go on. 'Cause I'm like, hey man, can I just wanna like, I'll do all the chatting when it's over. We just did a show at YouTube and how many people were in the fucking like 30 people, and that's because when the agents and the company men let company people come. - Oh yeah, brother is shit. - Will you meet my nephew and his friends? Will you take a photo? - I'm like, sure we're going on in six minutes. - And you're performing for everybody already. Don't even got your mind on this shit, you're like. - So weird. - I hate it. - Like hometown shows or like Red Rocks with so many people, man. - It's hometown show. See, we've talked about this. People are like, don't you love playing in Chicago? I'm like, it's a, I love my city so much. - I gotta talk to my uncle for some. - It's so hard dude. That's why, but I make the rules now. My parents and I have come to an understanding 'cause my parents are very, they understand. I said, any of all of your friends that want to come, I'd love for them to come. They have to see me after the show. - As soon as the show's over. - Anybody, come on, after what ever. - But before the show 'cause a lot of times they're like, can my neighbors need to get a photo with you? I'm like, yeah, but not right before we go on. - I'm about to do some shit. - Yeah, but they don't, that doesn't register. - You just get up, prof just gets out there and he's, what are they, him and his friends are jamming. - They're just buzzing around. - Yeah, right, before the show, I'm like, (grunting) I'm in front of the mirror doing some gross shit. - You do go nuts before the show. You have the same exact thing every time before you go on. - Yeah, the routine starts to solidify and get locked in and shit. - See, I wish we had something like that. Bob was usually like farting and nervous and peeing three times and then he gets mad at me because when he gets really nervous, he gets mad. He immediately gets like really antsy and angry and then he'll assault McConaugher, he'll assault Carlos and he'll say, stuff words that you can't say live on the air and sometimes he'll sing them. (laughing) He's sitting in a piano, just singing, filthy cuss words out loud. He's like getting it out of his system. It's the weirdest thing in the world. And then he'll be ready to go. Yeah, and then he's ready to go, then he's a sweetheart. But we don't have the routine like you guys do. We don't have like that, must have, must do. He usually sleeps until show time. - I fuck with that. - Especially when we were on the bus. - We were on the bus, he'll sleep all the way to the show. Maybe 30 minutes before show. - Oh damn. - You're bigger than bus now. Tell everybody, you're private jetting around. 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(laughs) - 100%. - I'm glad I can say that publicly now retarded. - You can, you can. Well, especially because you donate so much to the foundations. - Right, thank you. - Right, if you give enough, you get enough. It's like Leo, you know what I mean? Leo's gonna keep sleeping with 20 year old models as long as he protects the universe. - It's the children. - The world wildlife foundation. - I protect the children. I donate to the children, I can fuck them. - He's like, I donate to the worldwide foundation. And these are my 17, 22 year old girls. God bless that guy, he's the only one left. He's the only Hollywood guy left. - Yesterday I was shooting a bunch of content. And there was this beautiful young woman and we were shooting content. And I'm trying to stay like, you know, like I don't wanna be like these is my bitches, or whatever I wanna do something creative. - No bitches, no hosts, no bitches. - Yeah, I mean, these are my female friends. - Artistically, if it calls for some shit like that, I'm down to do whatever. But so then there was this one song where I'm like, you know, thinking about in the song, I'm talking literally about like, take a look at my darling, look at my baby and stuff. And I'm like, nah, you're pretty young. I don't know if I can like say those things to you. And she goes, I'm too old for you. What Leo Leo she goes. I'm too old for Leo and I'm like damn yeah All right, then I'm like what's your 24 what's your over 25 like yeah? We literally just had that conversation like the Leo. Yeah, but now Leo's with a 27 year old old who haggard Italian model he just dip in his dick and it's old trash. Yeah, 27 year Italian model. Yeah yesterday's news It's called yesterday's news. Yeah, well, we don't know. I don't keep my finger on the pulse Karate I Karate. Did you ever date a foreign girl a non-American woman? Yeah, you did. Yeah, the low overseas trip. No, just some like What do we do in high school when the foreign foreign exchange foreign exchange? Yeah, oh tell me Gianvi Dutunique like I can't I fuck your mom or something she taught me a couple of lines that were hit me with it That's you know, V. Dutunique. Yeah, V. Dutunique. I don't know that's that's how I remember it from fucking 56 Look it up. Say how do you fuck your mom? Probably different than that right, but that's how I remember but you fell in love with the French girl. Yeah, I fell in love with the French Hey, who did you get on this album that you always wanted to get on the album was was was T-Pain like T-Pain was pretty cool That's you and he reached out to me like he in my DMs like bro dynamite was going crazy in Africa and then he reached out Like give me on the remix. What did you say dynamite was going crazy in Africa? Where viral is fuck in Africa? Yeah viral here It was way bigger in Africa really. Yeah, well is that it that's a wow the trace that how do you how does he know that I just started looking at like Tiktok and Instagram. It was just big and every just yeah, would you ever tour? If they would come to a show they didn't a lot of them were like I don't even understand what are you saying? It's like the song but they were like they're like this one that one it has kind of kind of like a no I love that song it the snare is like Like a Latin or Afro be a snare and they were fucking with it when you shot that shot Didn't you shoot that here? That was the video shot in that house, wasn't it? I want this one that one this when you're in and then you go down in the pool Isn't that a Hollywood house? Well, you're walking to the kitchen. Yeah, that was one of a clip. I think the music video is different, but yeah No, we do clips. I know that's right. That's right. No one's gonna watch this But they might see a couple clips now. It's all clips first No one can sit through an album or do this inside now We have a we have a loyal fan base that finishes almost every single episode By the way, we salute all the West Ginger fans. Thank you for your loyalty. Thank you for your love. They do watch users You know, I'm gonna say a crazy secret at the end like I'm gonna admit to a murder or something at the end Okay, not the first time it's happened on the show. We had that rapper David on this show and we didn't Stop it. How crazy is that shit? We talked we talked about that story on Bad when before it even like overly developed Right, remember that we kind of like we kind of like suits say that we were like all of these details sound like this and then they all Again, it all came out of the woodwork. Hmm create you didn't know this guy. No, no, no I never heard of music or nothing. I still haven't listened to a song will not know Might run up a couple streams for him, but okay, who else on the album though besides T-Pan? Oh shit I like two chains was crazy Mexican L.T. was cool getting a no-wim and shit just did a tour with him so like that guy He's a sweetheart. That dude is a real but this character that he is not I shouldn't say character But like his persona that he portrays is it very similar to who he is in the real life or no People have depth. Yeah, and they can present a couple different things I think he's kind of scared he didn't he hasn't grown into fully Being able to like show everybody everything because like I think he's really fucking on some gangster shit and You know, I I used to you know on the south side I knew some people and I thought I had to be tough a little bit, but then it was like okay to We know it's safe to come out and do Under this way or whatever so like I think he's still dealing with like ways to open up and become like Really know who he is as an artist Yeah, right, but he said he said some funny shit backstage and like some super shit that I'm like Bro, like I thought you were gangster and that's like the gay issue Like he's they but really funny, but I'm like wow that actually made me uncomfortable and I say wow shit in public You know saying and what is where from? Houston Some Texas shit right before he gone is like hey bro. Should we kiss? You're like wait what? Exactly for word Bay City, Texas Bay City. Bay City, Texas. So yeah, he wants me to come down there and like shoot pigs and stuff You should come with me and we'll just shoot pigs as long as we get to eat the invasive wild boars. Oh, yeah So cabalinas. Yeah, so like we'll just get some AKs and like he's really wants to shoot pigs Oh, is that huh? Yeah, would you shoot a pig like an invasive? You're a meat eater. Yeah, brother You need to be able to kill an animal or you get the fuck out of my face. I can kill an animal But I don't want to eat a wild pig No, you don't have to eat it. It would you kill you eat it see I grew up with my dad if we killed it We had to go eat it. That was these boys are like crazy though these boars are like ruining everything No, I know the haveline isn't Arizona the exact same way they tear shit to pray Here's my thing like when I was a kid my dad took me hunt the phone is on bro You're good my dad took me hunting for the first time and that was a big thing We said we'll go birds first, so we hunted fasins and he said you have to eat it That makes that that makes it and then it was then it was dear got to eat it which by the way dear meat No, thank you, sir Dear me it's like chewing on a tire a fucking it's like a shoe bottom. I hate it I had someone to be like this is for layman y'all and they're like look This is crazy and I need it and with wanka and we almost fucking it's the we almost puked on each other And it's the girls one cup said on each other Two girls one dear. It was gross. So you do is one dear two dudes one dear. I will not kill a deer because I will not eat it It's not I like that if you're gonna kill it eat it and use everything respected that's all my dad was That's how I'm with some humans. Yeah, you have to eat the whole thing use it respect that you use a skin In the hair wanko come in my room Just dripping in some dude skin So wait now you said for a second that you're like we're not on that little that little road van busy more We're in the big west now are you are you are you leveling up though, too? Like are you mr. fancy hotel now? No, don't lie to me. No, it's okay. I'm not fancy bro I can kick it in some grimey shit, but you don't though. No, I do Are you when you guys are staying in L.A. You rent a house? Yeah, we rent a big ass like it's a it's a nasty big ass house It's no, it's actually pretty good. Yes, it's because we filmed content and it cuz I don't like to do like to all these reels and shit Like Dr. Clips, maybe you know who that is. I don't know that is do I know that is he don't know he's like He films he's mind is crazy. He's like fucking music video just clip clip 10 seconds Well, you know like entertain him. He he his mind works like us doom scroll. Okay, so he does he does these clips and it blows up and He likes to do like in public running around shit. He's like, so let's do this and let's let's go to the mall It's not fucking with people. No, no, but it's like looking like a fucking idiot in public You look like a idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm like then I ain't doing that like I'm gonna rent a big house With all types of different looks and we can go in this room and it like something that looks really cool And we'll do it in private. I'm not I'm not running around doing this fuck shit I'm not looking like an influencer in the wild It's just so weird to see it dude. My wife and her at sushi and this woman was like doing videos having sushi, and I thought that's it We're fucked. You can't even go to like a restaurant and have sushi without someone being like okay I and by the way this woman was feeding her boyfriend and he you could see hit the look in his fucking face I was like that pussy better be phenomenal because she was like feeding my camera and he was like Yeah, and she's like comment babe, and he was like it. This is like oh my god. It was killing me I felt so my wife was like how fucking miserable but that's that's now the only thing I don't like in public Especially because you see it in L.A Fucking with other people if you want to look like a fool on your own I'm fine with it, but when they go fuck with people like at the mall like that guy that got shot They shot that that kid shot that dude because he was fucking you know this no The dude was like in his face with the phone and he was harassing him I don't even know what he was saying but finally the dude he was harassing pull out a gun fucking shot the kid in the stomach And he got cleared of all the charges which is even better because he felt threatened He was like dude the guy kept being like who do you gay, bro? You fucking Oh my god. It's all the kid pull out a gun pop them in the stomach and them all okay So I'm wondering about that if you running up on someone harassing him like that It's like I don't know if I will even want to bring this up. You might edit this out later No, no, but the new dude the new fucking dude that I've been walking put me on this dude last one was to do hit himself in a face with a hammer Hey, I clavicular Clavicular or the broken jaw on math and shit Yeah, so he fell off and he needs to get sober and whatever's on the new dude that I'm seeing like I'm trying This is all this is all wonka by the way. Well. Yeah, he he wonka. Yeah I don't know what that is He's a first amendment everything and then he's such a bad feeling about the word of people. Yeah. Oh, he goes What's up, you know you down with the first amendment? All right, then and then he he says the worst shit that like made me Like it's always I'm a chameleon like I love good jokes. Whatever made my fucking heart hurt. I'm like This guy is gonna die. He's begging for a fight. He's gonna die But then he's he comes strapped and with mace and everything and he's picking these fights and shit. What state is this? I don't know. I don't know. He's operating. You should delete. You should delete. Don't even let me say his name Beep out the name if you can come back because that's just arrested He was arrested on may yesterday on May 11th He was arrested in and after an incident in a national restaurant that led to him allegedly making racial comments Yeah, that's the thing about these guys. They're trolling the racism trolling online Yeah, it's gotten because that's they do the going public and they yell shit because they know People are gonna click on it and then they want the comments to be honest. I'm gonna click on it I feel bad saying it, but I'm like I want to see it because I'm like this is insane It's the worst you kind of want to watch it's a car accident. It was like remember when the um You know, it was like any of those what were those videos called where faces of death. Oh yeah, you don't even know what that is - It was like, it was real footage of like horrific shit. - We did run the gauntlet. - Run the gauntlet, it was just, on the internet every year. - It was just back in the day, seven years ago. - You had to get a VHS, you could rent it. - You could rent it. - You could rent it. - And you could go behind the 18-year-older. - In the bad, the bad, you rent face to death. - People that don't face the death remember, that was insanity. You go over to your friend's house. Whoever, whichever friend was parents were-- - The worst. - The worst? - Yeah, are divorced, yeah. We gotta go that guy's house. - Though his dad won't care. That's like my body. - But I want to watch faces of death with you, no doubt. - I'll be doing that, dude. - Oh, it's actually, yeah. - And then somebody pops in a porn at some point, and you're like, what's it? - And then are we all getting horny together? - Is that fun or what's up? - Well, it's my uncle left us over here. We should check it out, man. - First time I went over to my buddy Brian's house, we were watching porn in his basement. Everyone's like looking at each other like, no, don't, nothing. No, I'm not, no, don't worry about it. - That's what I'm not a strip club, dude. - It's like my sick club's other weird stuff. - Did we all come here to get horny together? - So what's going on? - Well, and then you have your one friend who's like the whole time has the agenda. Like he walks in immediately, and he's like, how much of these girls do you know? Did you ask about private rooms? And you're like, oh, this dude's got it like that. - Yeah. - He's in on it. - Wonka loves a strip club. - Wonka's a big strip dog. - Yeah. - So every city he's going? - No, but he's in on it. - Yeah, hey, you wanna come and strip? I mean, it's a, it gets brought up. And I'm like, no, I'm cool. - How much money does Wonka spend in a strip club? - I'm not there with him. Last strip club I was with with him was probably in Fargo, North Dakota six years ago. And it was like a Tuesday night after a show. And it was just like a, you know. Yeah, I don't even be stepping in there. The last time I enjoyed it is when some like real like athletic girl came up and she was, whoa, she was doing like skateboard shit. I was like, hey, I'm starting turning up. Like, oh shit. And she was like having fun. And it was like fucking Olympics. She was probably a gymnast. - She's probably a gymnast in her previous life. - She's probably an Olympian or something. And I was like, oh, I was like, let's turn up. Like, do a back flip. You know, do a kick flip. - She probably was a gymnast and had an awful coach. That's kind of what happens. - Big possibility. - Yeah. And then she was probably like, I gotta go the other way. Yeah, I'm not a huge fan. I'll go for the bit with friends. Like, it's funny to me. 'Cause it's kind of, I don't wanna say anything. I don't need it, but it's. - I can say, I don't know how to say it in the right way. I'm not, it just does, I'm not, and I don't enjoy it. I'll go for the, if everyone's there for like a big group and there's a drink and fuck around. But I wanna leave pretty quickly. I don't really enjoy the. - If I actually look at a girl and I'm like, then I'm thinking, oh damn. You know, if they're not just fucking exuberant and having fun, like, I'm smashed and I'm really, I'm like, oh damn. - If they're not having fun. - It's especially, man, you see a sad girl going around the pool and it's like, oh shit. - I was yelling out from the, are you okay? - Yeah. - Is everything okay with you? - Is everything okay? - Yeah, man. - I hate it, I don't know. - I'll go and diamond hand it. - They're making a faces of death movie this year. - Shut up. - A re-imaginate, 'cause they. - It's probably done in AI. Is Gal Gadot on that one too? - No, but it will shot on film, but it appears to be more like. 'Cause it's a re-imagining of the 1978 film. It seems to be, it's more scripted, but they're as part of it. - Yeah, a faces of death scripted. Who, who, who's doing that? - Somebody named. - Gotta be like Grindhouse or what's the popular horror movie production company? - I think I was in a movie somehow. - I was in a movie somehow. - I saw you. - What do you, what'd you do? - I was in a fucking real movie with the fucking Diamond Hansu. You know that dude from. - What? - Yeah, I was in a, yeah. It's a feature-length film. - What did you do? - I had a big ass role. The movie, you know, came and went. But it was like, I was a, I'm a SAG actor, bro. - What is it called? - I spent a month in the fucking, by myself, just acting with strangers, just fucking dying there. - How this happened? - Director, hit me up. - What's up, man, big fan. - Is it a dude you knew from before? - No, I don't know. Big fan, blah, blah, blah. He's like, I make these movies, the SAW director. All the SAW 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, plus, you know, twist it. - Twist it. - There's 10 of those fucking movies, by the way. - Yes, yeah, at the end I was like, man, I was like, that was such a good experience. Let's make, like, SAW 7 and 8. And everybody was like, there's been SAW 7, 8, 9, 10. - Yeah, I think that's 13. - Yeah, yeah, sorry. - I know, I met one of the producers and I did the same thing. I was like, how many are there? He's like 13 or something. I was like, oh, the shit. - I traded lines with Jim and Hans, who like, real dramatic lines and shit. It was fucking, it was so much fun. - Were you nervous? - Yeah, a little bit. - Yeah. - And then when I found out, like, I had a lot of lines, dude, big role. And I had trouble memorizing all of them, 'cause I just came off a tour, I was super sick. I almost said no 'cause I had, like, died of the flu. And I was like, fine, let's fucking do it. I had a couple of weeks 'cause it was so last second. And I sat down and I'm like, all these lights come on. All these people, you know, that was big production still. Like, real audio and all these different things going on. And then I'm like, there's Jim and Hans, you know, like, and then he was saying his lines. I was like, oh, he memorized this shit too. He sat down and did this for me. - Just for you, yeah. - This is like me. So, like, yeah, it was a lot of fun. He was cool. How did the movie do? So, look good. - It didn't do great. - 'Cause he showed you. - How do you know how it does, is it? - Well, go on, right. - Are you just looking at the reviews? - What was on tomatoes? - By the way, on IMDB, it's a 4-5. - Hey, hey. - Out of 10. - Which isn't bad. - I'll go in. - 4-5 out of 6. - Well, I had people think I said some good shit about me. I'm trying to, I like that. - We should support Marmo. - You could go to sleep at night and then work up and wake during the day. - Yeah. - Freeing shit is like a little bit after a month or so. - Well, you're done then, so no more touring now. - I'm gonna work this record. I'm gonna tour this record. And then, I don't know. - You'll be right back at it. - I don't know, man. - That's what it is. - We'll see. - This is the love of your life. - I have scripts, like, and I know people that, like, I got, I'm like-- - Well, I hope that comes in fruition. I'm just saying you're such a good musician and such a good performer. It'd be, I think your fans would be bummed to see you not perform again for a while. - Yeah. - That's just the way it is. - Sorry, man, did you've been given this gift? I apologize. - But I try so hard though. It's such a-- - Yeah, but that's good. - Yeah. - Go tell that to any pro athlete that's fucking, breaks their shit every night for 20 years. - Yeah. - They try hard. They want, they, the fans deserve to see them give the gift that they're so great at. - Yeah, that's why I fucking go ham. I'm like, I can't believe all you see. - But that's why your shows are so fucking good. So, yes. Golden handcuffs, my guy. What else would you be doing if you weren't doing? - Painting. - Sure. - You don't need a pottery. - You don't think gardening. You would be at home at some point going. - Man, I've already, I've already made new songs. Like, I like sitting down making new songs. But bro, I could make a song. Some songs took me like the very last song in this record. I'm gonna give it to you. But it's like, it took me six years to make. I made five or six different beats for it. All these, it had to be perfect. And I've been thinking about this idea for so long. Very emotional, very fucking, it's crazy. What are we talking about? The art you're gonna make. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, the song. - So, garden of Eden. - Yeah, yeah. It took forever. I wanted to hear it or whatever. And so, I was like, I'm not gonna do that for a long time. Like, I said what I needed to say. It's a final, how I end the record is crazy. But then, you know, it took a long time to make. But then like, as I'm in my record cycle and stuff and we're promoting things, I'm already starting to make new songs. - Yeah, that's gonna happen. - And some songs only take me like a day to make. And then I have to promote it, then it takes like, that's the quickest part. - Right. - Everything else. - Everything else and then promoting it will take, I would say like, making the garden of Eden took a long time. But other songs, I would say, 98% of my time in effort goes into not even making a song. I hate that shit. - We'll get ready. - I just wanna make the song. - 'Cause that's what acting is. And that's what our business is. Most of our business is waiting for something. It's either waiting for it to happen. Then when you get it, you gotta wait to do the thing. And then even when you're doing the thing, you're still waiting most of the day. - Yeah. - It's the same bullshit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, just wait. - No, I mean, I've done, I've done a movie and I've done music videos for a long time. So I know that it's a lot of it. - Laborious. - Yeah, yeah. - But if you love it, it's gonna be worth it. You give me a piece, will you paint me a piece for my house? - I have, I'm sitting on a lot of them. - Would you have one that's big that I can put up somewhere big in my house? - Yes. - For real? 'Cause I have a wall that's empty and I have, I've tried to put something on it multiple times. But there's nothing that looks good right there. - My paintings are the shit. They look good in houses. - Give me someone. - Yeah. - Give me something. And how much you charge? - They're really expensive. I'll keep one for you for free. - See, you hear that? That's how you get it for free. You bully your friends on your podcast to go, you wouldn't charge me for it. - So you wouldn't charge me for that shit, man. How much is that? - All these cameras set up. - You wouldn't charge, we wouldn't. - Yeah, you can have it for free. - You wouldn't do that to me, would you? - Mm-hmm. - Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to do me a big favor. Get in the comments and also get on Instagram and all the social media platforms and tag prof and bully him. - Is this over? - Into, yeah. 'Cause you did seven hours with Bert. - Yeah. - Bert made you do seven and a half hours. - That went so quick. - We don't ride like that. Well, now we get to go kick it for a little bit. And go online and bully him and get on there and say, if you ever quit performing and quit coming to my city, I'll find you. - That's already happening right now. - Well good, I hope it continues because we can't have great artists and great performers stop. - We'll see about that, bitch. - Okay. Well Joe, our editor, please put up a prof's home address right here. We're gonna put it up right here in the middle. Please send a mail and all sorts of, don't threats and don't show up at his house. We've got a people who do that before. But I love you. The record, depending on when this episode comes out, we're gonna negotiate it. But hopefully the record will be coming out right after this. So the record release date, once again, is June 26th. So June 26, please. please, please, two six, two six, six, two six, two six, two six, two six, two six, two six, two, would you ever make a musical? No. Okay. Yeah. Good question, though. I mean, it is a good question. Because he's a first star. It's not just rap, he does it all. Hate musicals. Yeah, really. Hate him. Christine. Yeah, even Phantom. He knows. I'm gonna fuck his acting and then just break out in his song. No, no, no, it's not that kind of song. See, some musicals are dark. Christine. Yeah. By the way, I want to sing now. By the way, I bought I bought eight tickets, eight tickets the other day to go to Phantom of the Opera to take my wife's family when they come into town. Man, I hope they don't hear this because it's supposed to be a surprise. When are they gonna? It's in July. No. I can't podcast. Man, you can't say shit. Well, bleep it. No, no, it's fine. But I'm gonna take them to see Phantom of the Opera. And I have not been to a play or a year in forever. The tickets are hilariously expensive to a degree where you're like, where does this money go? My girl said, it's a horrible show in Minneapolis. I don't know where I should like a bad seats, $400. Bad seats. Bad seats. Bad seats. By the way, when we got on there, my wife, I was like, well, how much are I'll buy? I'll just, I'll buy them by six. And she goes, well, it's eight tickets. I go, where are they? What is it? She clicks on it. Dude, the stop hopper ticket master link put me down in like the center pit, you know, the whatever center pit. As soon as I hovered the mouse over it, I was like, what about the other ones that are down over here? The middle seats, the middle seats in like nine or 10 rows away from the stage, not even super close. I mean, that's close. But even there was, I want to say it was, um, what, what, sick, no, yeah, 675, a seat or something like that? Well, that's before the taxes and fees. Oh, let me spend, oh, yeah, go to a show, spend five grand, seven, seven, five hundred dollars. I think I would have been out six grand or something like that. I was like, you know, what if we, for a fucking play? I was like, what if we went outside and asked people how it was? Please gotta be rich people only shit. Like, they know, they know, the only people coming to this month, fuck, are all multi-millionaires. Have money. It's great. It was crazy. What is it? You looking it up? Yeah, I was trying it for the average row where we were going to get eight in a row. That was the other problem. You can't get eight seats in a fucking row. So that's how many I wanted, because it'll put me, I did four, and it's $1,027 per ticket. Yeah, no doubt. I was like, I don't think that's that good of a play. I don't know. I mean, the hair and makeup must be phenomenal. You guys want to see a movie? Yeah. How about let's go to a movie? Also movies, $80 that ticket now, and I'll go to the Beverly. Go to the Beverly. Go to the Beverly. Support local art and support this artist, because we love him. Your femurs are so long. Kids got, kids got big fiends. Can you squat without falling down? Brother, I could, you see how much I see? I'd be squatting. These things, I got good trees. Yeah, they look like your knees look thick. Yeah. I got big boy legs. I've seen you clothesless. Before we go, my manager, my body walked in on Ron White changing at the fucking show. Oh, it's okay, brother. It's okay, brother. Hey, man, that's all right. You ever seen a dick before? He said all you, yeah, you see my crooked skinny cock. You know, Ron White. There you go. Shout out to Ron White, a living legend amongst us. Wait, Mike walked in and what did he say? Oh my god. Oh, shit. We were backstage in Tony's fucking place. Come kick him back here and then we went back there and Ron White was changing with the door open and he just walked around it and we're right in there. I remember he said one time he was talking about having one of those like Japanese toilets at the store and then afterward. It was either a door guy or someone was like that Japanese toilet thing is that's that's so cool and he goes, yeah, I got him in every bathroom in my house. Yeah, you do. Of course you do, Ron White. He used to get hammered at the store. He was do sober now, but he used to get hammered at the store and he would, this is my favorite bit. He would pull, he'd get a door guy and he'd be like, you drive my car, drive me home. So the door guy would end to have to go ask, hey, man, can I, I believe? And by the way, the other door guys were like, no, fuck that. I'm not covering you. And he'd be like, I got to, Ron, you have to answer to the headline, right? You got, so Ron would make them because he wanted his car at his house. He didn't want to drink and drive. God bless Ron White. No drinking and driving, but he would make, he'd make one of them drive and then they'd have to find a ride home from another guy or whatever. It was just a domino effect. Yeah, dude. Fucked everything. Well, it was like, he didn't know, I mean, Ron was probably too to know, hey, I'll call you a newbie. He just wanted to drive home, but then some guys would say, Ron would, if he got on, he would be like, you come inside for a minute and he would invite the door guys as they just sit around and talk, but you'd talk until Ron was done talking. Right. So what if it was three in the morning? I've got that same thing. Like, we were back there and you know, he's about to go on and we're like, so everybody stays still until he's done talking. He just did. He's commands. He's a commander. He's a commander. Uh, and you're my commander. You're, you are my son, my moon, and my stars. And I love you. And I'm happy that I get to see you again. That was cool. I couldn't, but I can't believe we went that long without seeing each other. So we'll never do that again. We'll never do that again. I promise we end the show the same way you look into that camera and say one word or one phrase to end the episode or one plug. Good time boy on sale now. I hate selling shit. Say something else. 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