Lieutenant Commander Miyamiyao of the ASS-30 recounts an accidental time-beaming experiment that transported a human male from 2016 to the year 24/25. During this encounter, he meets a guest from the distant planet "Stick It in Me Too," named Andrew, who introduces the listener to alien species, customs, and linguistic challenges. A key issue arises when Earth-based English settings are not initially active, preventing comprehension of alien geography. The host and guest engage in social activities like drinking games and card play, illustrating cultural exchange across species. Physical differences are noted—humans appear small compared to local beings, with one being described as 12 feet tall. A humorous incident involving a yellow pillow soaked in a mysterious slime is shared, revealing both environmental quirks and a nightmare experience. The conversation blends science fiction elements with satire, emphasizing misunderstandings, species diversity, and the challenges of cross-temporal and interplanetary communication. Through playful dialogue and absurdity, the episode explores themes of identity, adaptation, and the strangeness of encountering the unknown.
Hello everyone, listening. This is my podcast. I am Lieutenant Commander Miyamiyao of the ASS-30. I have started this to document my science experiment gonna rye. You see, I was doing experiments on a BIMA and I accidentally beamed a human male from 2016 to now which is 24/25. Hmm, say hello Chris. Hello everybody. Yes. So, how are you adjusting to your time here? You know, I met a couple of guys. Um, guys. Really? Guys. Are you sure they were guys? With some species it's hard to tell. Um, there was a purple half horse-looking thing. Oh yes. A couple of arms. Extra. Four. Four. All right. Is that a girl? No, that was a guy. Okay, then a couple of guys. Um, and we've learned a couple of card games. Uh, some drinking games. So, of course, drinking. Is that all you ever do around here? It's not a problem. Hmm, that's what they say I think. Now, I did notice that your yellow pillow was under the sheet filled with the Krampus' slime. It is something of the matter with the yellow pillow. Uh, not really the matter I was, I was sleeping. I had a nightmare when I woke up. It was kind of half soaked, so I just put it all the way under. Um, don't worry. The slime will absorb much of the moisture. It's a feature of the sheet. That's why it's so popular. Anyway, let's introduce our first guest, our only guest for today. As you know, we have decided dear listeners to treat and educate Chris from 2016 Earth. Thank you. Too many different species and races. So, please introduce yourself. Uh, my name is Andrew, but my friends call me Aand. Yes, and it's nice to meet you as well. Let's meet you, buddy. So, please tell Chris where you're from. Um, my planet is at Stick It in Me Too. Hmm. Yes, I have heard of this planet. Now, Chris, now I have told you to study the local cartography of space. Now you notice this planet. You know, to be honest, I've seen a lot of planets and, uh, I can't really read the language in the future. I mean, you've got to realize that I'm from Earth. Correct. Yes. English. Well, there's your problem. You haven't set it to English. There's a setting. Yes, hang on. There you will find everything is readable now. Hold on. Oh, yeah. Stick it in me too. Got you. There you are. That's so far away. Yes, and what were you thinking about Chris here? Um, he's kind of small. Yes, well, human males from 2016 and in general seem to be quite small. I'm six one. Uh, I don't think so. Yes. Well, and is 12 feet tall, as you can see. So about half your, uh, double your size. Yeah, your numbers are hard. It's okay. I am a science officer. I deal with numbers all the time. Clearly. Must admit. Chris, goaded me into having a shot of tequila before. Okay. It wasn't that hard. You goaded, was goaded. You must listen to me and he goaded me. All right, fine, but you enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Now we're here. So, and what do you tend to do on your planet? Something that Chris might enjoy doing or is too tiny for most activities? Well, I'm sticking in me too. Uh, we mostly just kind of walk around and like, there's stuff, but, uh, I'm mostly like bacon.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Lieutenant Commander Miyamiyao accidentally beamed a human male from 2016 to the year 24/25 during a scientific experiment.
The host encounters various alien species, including a purple half-horse-like being with four arms, and observes cultural differences in gender and form.
Chris, the 2016 human, is introduced to a visitor named Andrew from the planet "Stick It in Me Too," which is far beyond Earth’s known star systems.
Communication challenges arise due to language barriers, resolved when Chris adjusts a device to English, allowing understanding of alien geography.
Physical differences are noted—Chris is described as small compared to local inhabitants, who are significantly taller.
The group engages in local customs like drinking games and card play, highlighting social interaction across species.
An incident involving a yellow pillow soaked in Krampus’ slime occurs, leading to a discussion of environmental properties and dreams.
Andrew's planet is described humorously and ambiguously, with "sticking in me too" being both a literal and surreal activity.
Summary:
Lieutenant Commander Miyamiyao of the ASS-30 recounts an accidental time-beaming experiment that transported a human male from 2016 to the year 24/25. During this encounter, he meets a guest from the distant planet "Stick It in Me Too," named Andrew, who introduces the listener to alien species, customs, and linguistic challenges. A key issue arises when Earth-based English settings are not initially active, preventing comprehension of alien geography.
The host and guest engage in social activities like drinking games and card play, illustrating cultural exchange across species. Physical differences are noted—humans appear small compared to local beings, with one being described as 12 feet tall. A humorous incident involving a yellow pillow soaked in a mysterious slime is shared, revealing both environmental quirks and a nightmare experience.
The conversation blends science fiction elements with satire, emphasizing misunderstandings, species diversity, and the challenges of cross-temporal and interplanetary communication. Through playful dialogue and absurdity, the episode explores themes of identity, adaptation, and the strangeness of encountering the unknown.
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Chris was accidentally beamed from 2016 to the year 24/25 during a science experiment on a BIMA vessel.
Chris met several beings, including human males, a purple half-horse-like creature with four extra arms, and others where it was hard to determine gender.
Chris learned local customs like playing card games and drinking games, and engaged in social activities involving alcohol.
The yellow pillow became partially soaked during a nightmare and was placed under the sheet to absorb moisture, which the slime naturally does and is a feature of the sheet.
Stick It in Me Too is a distant planet in space, and Chris from 2016 found it difficult to read due to a language barrier in the future's cartography.
Chris is from Earth and uses English, but the future planet's language was not set to English, causing confusion until he adjusted the settings.
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