[PREVIEW] Oct 2024 Radio Hour Raw Audio

Somewhere in Columbus, Ohio, our beloved Foley Megan steps out onto her back porch at night to get some fresh air. Ah, that good ol' Columbus, Ohio, October night air. That's the stuff. Good evening. What the. Are you doing in my backyard? I've come for you. I feel like I should scream and run away, but for some reason I can't move. That is because I have you under my thrall. I control your body through, though I allow you to speak freely, of course. Oh, you allow me, huh? Yes. Well, you can just imagine me screaming and running away because that is what I would be doing right now if you weren't creepily taking away my autonomy. I sense you grow weary of this life. You crave adventure. All the luxury the world can provide, and. Who told you that? Well, no one. I just thought. Suddenly, our beloved Foley's husband, Chris, opens the back door to check on Megan. Hey, honey. Everything all right? No, there's a vampire. Go back inside, Christopher. Okay. Okay. How did you control him like that? He is also under my thrall, though I control his mind and not his body. Seems like the same thing to me. It's the exact opposite. Anyway, I know you are unhappy with your current life. Come with me and be my vampire queen. Rule for centuries by my side. What makes you think I'm unhappy in my current life? I sensed it. You sensed it. Yes, I sensed it. I will make you my bride. And we will travel the world. I'm already married, as you well know. I really wish you would let me move. This is degrading. Well, I suppose now that you know my purpose, you won't run away screaming if I let you go. Oh, I'm definitely going to run away screaming. Then I will not let you go. Well, I mean, I totally won't run away screaming. I don't believe you. Fair enough. Also, I can read your mind. Oh, yeah? Well. Catch this thought. I will not turn into a bat and eat the mosquitoes in your yard for you. Just a thought. I offer you the world. I just have to suck your blood and then you. No, the mosquitoes already do that enough. Pass. Pass? Yeah, pass. Every woman I've ever approached with this offer has jumped at the chance. Yeah, well, I mean, I have a lot going on. First of all, I love my husband. And I hate traveling. Second, I like my job. And third, and counting. See, that's a pun on count because you're a vampire. I have pets to take care of, hobbies to do. It's all been done radio hour to fully. It's all been done radio hour. What's this? Oh, it's a podcast. A modern, geeky, scripted radio show with no sets or costumes. And it's recorded in front of a live studio audience. Hey, audience! Say hello! Hello! I didn't realize there was an audience. Yeah, so you holding my physical body hostage is looking pretty bad in front of all these fine folk. No? Oh, all right, fine. Thanks. Now I can turn off my electronic device so I don't interrupt the show. This show? Yeah, uh-huh. This is a show. That's the audience. This is the stage at our host performance space, Boxland. And this is a mic. And the sounds are all sound effects. And there are other actors over there. And this is my world. Travel? I wouldn't actually step outside for fresh air in real life unless it was scripted. I'm a theater kid. Well, that explains your pasty skin. You're one to talk. So, those crickets, they are sound effects. Yeah, didn't you hear the narrator call me the Beloved Foley? It's true. I did say that. See? I also want to add that I think it's weird to control her body. Like, don't do that, man. Yeah, like, don't do that, man. Why do you want to control women's bodies? So much. Like, are you a Republican? Yeah, are you Naga? No, no, no, absolutely not. I, like, undid the controlling, man. Men's. Man. Woman. Oh, you have me talking like you now. Bleh. He actually did it. I can't believe it. Just like a real vampire. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Enough! So, you're not going to leave your life behind and come with me for all eternity to live in exotic locations as my bride. Uh, how about