Lieutenant Commander Miyamiyao, from the starship ASS-30, narrates a science experiment gone wrong—accidentally beaming a human man from 2016 to the present. The guest, Chris (known as Aand), is now adjusting to life in an alien environment with diverse species, including a four-armed male with horse-like features. They engage in social activities like drinking games and card play, with drinking being a common practice. A troubling anecdote involves a yellow pillow soaked in slime from a nightmare, which the host notes is a feature of the bedding. Chris introduces himself as Aand, from the distant planet Sticket and MeToo, which is difficult to map due to unfamiliar language. Once a setting is corrected, the host understands the planet's name and location. The host observes that humans from 2016 are notably small compared to local beings, with one being over 12 feet tall. Aand, a science officer, admits to being goaded into drinking tequila and enjoys numbers. On their planet, daily life revolves around walking and baking, which Chris finds intriguing. The experience highlights cultural differences, communication challenges, and the surreal nature of interdimensional time travel.
Hello everyone, this is my podcast, I am Lieutenant Commander Miyamiyao of the ASS-30. I have started this to document my science experiment gone awry. You see, I was doing experiments on Obama and I accidentally beamed a human male from 2016 to now, which is 24.25. Hmm, say hello Chris. Hello everybody, yes. So how are you adjusting to your time here? You know, I met a couple of guys. Um, guys, guys. Are you sure they were guys? With some species, it's hard to tell. Um, there was a people have horse-looking thing. Oh yes. A couple of arms. Hmm, extra. Four. Four. All right. Is that a girl? No, that was a guy. Okay, then a couple of guys. Um, and we learned a couple of card games, uh, some drinking games. So, of course drinking. Is that all you ever do around here? It's not a problem. Hmm, that's what they say, I think. Now, I did notice that your yellow pillow was under the sheet filled with the crampus' slime is something of the matter with the yellow pillow. Uh, not really the matter I was, I was sleeping. I had a nightmare when I woke up. It was kind of half soaked, so I just put it all the way under. Um, don't worry, the slime will absorb much of the moisture. It's a feature of the sheet. That's why it's so popular. Anyway, let's introduce our first guest, our only guest for today. As you know, we have decided dear listeners to treat and educate Chris from 2016 Earth. Thank you. To many different species and races. So, please introduce yourself. Uh, my name is Andrade, but my friends call me Aand. Yes, and it's nice to meet you as well. Let's meet you, buddy. So, please tell Chris where you're from. Um, my planet is at Sticket and MeToo. Hmm, yes, I've heard of this planet. Now, Chris, now I have told you to study the local cartography of space. Now you'll notice this planet. You know, to be honest, I've seen a lot of planets and, uh, I can't really read the language in the future. I mean, you've got to realize that I'm from Earth. Yes, English. Well, there's your problem. You haven't set it to English. There's a setting. Yes, hang on. There you will find everything is readable now. Oh, yeah, Sticket and Me too. There you are. That's so far away. Yes, and what were you thinking about Chris here? Um, he's kind of small. Yes, well, human males from 2016 and in general seem to be quite small. I'm six one. Uh, I don't think so. Yes. Well, and is 12 feet tall, as you can see. So about half your, uh, double your size. Yeah, numbers are hard. It's okay. I am a science officer. I deal with numbers all the time clearly must admit Chris, goaded me into having a shot of tequila before. Okay, it wasn't that hard. You goaded was goaded. You must listen to me and he goaded me. All right, fine, but you enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Now we're here. So, and what do you tend to do on your planet? Something that Chris might enjoy doing or is he too tiny for most activities? Well, I'm sticking in me too. Uh, we mostly just kind of walk around and like, there's stuff, but, uh, I'm mostly like baking. Oh, baking is it.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
Lieutenant Commander Miyamiyao of the ASS-30 accidentally beamed a human male from 2016 to the present, which is now 24.25 years in the future.
The guest, Chris (from Earth, 2016), is now adjusting to life among non-human species, including a male with four arms and horse-like features.
Chris and the host engage in local activities such as drinking games and card games, with drinking being a common social practice.
A yellow pillow covered in "crampus' slime" is mentioned as a source of a nightmare, with the host noting the slime absorbs moisture and is a functional feature of the bedding.
Chris introduces himself as Aand, from the planet Sticket and MeToo, which is far from Earth and has unfamiliar cartography.
Communication issues arise due to language settings, but once corrected, the host can read the planet's name and understand the context.
The host observes that humans from 2016 are small in comparison to local species, with one being 12 feet tall.
Aand works as a science officer and enjoys numbers, while also admitting to being goaded into drinking tequila.
Daily life on Aand’s planet involves walking and baking, which Chris finds interesting as a potential activity.
Summary:
Lieutenant Commander Miyamiyao, from the starship ASS-30, narrates a science experiment gone wrong—accidentally beaming a human man from 2016 to the present. The guest, Chris (known as Aand), is now adjusting to life in an alien environment with diverse species, including a four-armed male with horse-like features. They engage in social activities like drinking games and card play, with drinking being a common practice.
A troubling anecdote involves a yellow pillow soaked in slime from a nightmare, which the host notes is a feature of the bedding. Chris introduces himself as Aand, from the distant planet Sticket and MeToo, which is difficult to map due to unfamiliar language. Once a setting is corrected, the host understands the planet's name and location.
The host observes that humans from 2016 are notably small compared to local beings, with one being over 12 feet tall. Aand, a science officer, admits to being goaded into drinking tequila and enjoys numbers. On their planet, daily life revolves around walking and baking, which Chris finds intriguing.
The experience highlights cultural differences, communication challenges, and the surreal nature of interdimensional time travel.
FAQs
He accidentally beamed a human male from 2016 to the present day, which is now 24.25 years in the future.
The guest is named Andrade, also known as Aand, a human from the planet Sticket and MeToo.
Chris adapted by meeting various species, learning card and drinking games, and engaging in social activities with the locals.
He met a being that looked like a person with a horse-like appearance and had four arms, which he initially found difficult to classify.
The pillow became half-soaked after a nightmare, and Chris placed it under the sheet to absorb the moisture, which the sheet's slime can handle effectively.
He was using the default language setting, which was not English; once he changed the setting to English, the map became readable.
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