[PREVIEW] Galactic Lessons With M- #2

Hello everyone, my name is Lieutenant Commander Miamiya of the ASS-30, and I am the Science Officer. Welcome to my podcast. I have decided to start a weekly recording, documenting all of my science experiments. For instance, last week, I suppose at this point it would be two weeks ago. I was experimenting with the new BIMA technology, and I added a temporal element. Unfortunately, I accidentally bimmed a human male from 2016 to the year 24/25, which is where we are now. Say hello Chris. Hello everybody. Yes, well, you've been here now two weeks. That's right, two weeks. I assume the three pillows I gave you are doing quite nicely. We'll go with that. It's a problem with the red one, isn't it? I know I should have gone with more of a moron. It's more the blanket? Did you find the blanket yet? Yes, he asked me for another blanket, but I have not wanted to go to the other mess hall. I do not like the character that is there. That aside, I'm glad that your accommodations are nice. Now, what would you have something to say, Chris? Well, I was just gonna say thank you. I mean, you've been me 400 years into the future. I didn't think I'd properly thank you for the opportunity that I have going. Yes, it was definitely on purpose. I did that. You already said it. Okay, well, now, as I said before, on the last episode, I've decided to take Chris under my wing and expose him to many different alien species and different science things. Today, I've brought a guest aboard. My name is Kalido. Kalido, welcome to the program. Hello. Yes. So, if I am accurate in stating that you are a robot. Well, I guess you could say that we have a lot more technology than you humans do, so a lot of microcontrollers in the brain, whereas you don't have any, so, you know. Yes, she's directing that towards you, Chris. You brought me here. That's fine. You see, you must understand that Chris is from the year 2016. There was a temporal accident, and, well, now he's here in the year 24/25, so he does not know of any of this advanced technology. I believe you had something called an Xbox. We did. Xbox One. That was the first generation I assume. No, actually, it was very confusing. That was actually the latest. What came before the Xbox One? The Xbox 360. That does not make any sense. It doesn't. Before that was. Did you not know math before? I didn't teach you math. I am a science officer. I don't need math. Did you hear that, listeners? He thinks he does not need math in the year 24/25. Well, so, I apologize to our guest. Collido, please tell us what kind of work do you do. Well, the plan that I come from is pretty cold, you know, it's absolute zero. And so, actually, everything stops moving almost. So, we walk very slow all the time. I mean, being on earth. I don't know. Yes, yes, being on earth. Now, have you visited earth? Yes, multiple times. Hmm. Did you care for it? No, I myself have only been once. It was okay. No, everyone just moves too fast. I'm saying on my planet, you know, we wanted to go and eat somewhere together. It takes five days because we eat very slowly. Everything moves slowly when things are very cold. Oh, my sea. So, you have something to do with moving faster or not sure. What did you say or do for a living? Well, I actually design the brains on my planet. As I said, I have many microcontrollers in my brain. And so, I know the brain signals and how to enhance that. So, are you saying that you are more of an engineer?