The transcription is from an episode of "It's All Been Done Radio Hour," a scripted podcast styled after old-time radio serials. The hosts, Sam and Darren, open the show by acknowledging it’s February 14th, which Darren reveals is a day packed with obscure holidays beyond Valentine’s Day, including Frederick Douglass Day (his self-chosen birthday), Library Lover’s Day, and National Organ Donor Day. Darren humorously claims to be Frederick Douglass’s reincarnation, setting a playful tone. The show then transitions into a musical intro, followed by a segment introducing its characters. Kim, a superhero with a "cosmic comet" persona, is revealed to be working part-time while managing her family business, with her husband Carl, a former police commissioner, supporting her. Larry is introduced as a time traveler and dimension hopper with a bionic arm, now stationed at Pimmer Prison. The mood shifts when a character called "the Paul" interrupts, describing himself as a persistent nuisance—like a pebble in a shoe or an empty chocolate box—and delivers a rhythmic, self-aggrandizing monologue about his role as "the one." The segment ends with a chant-like repetition of "the Paul," leaving the show’s tone whimsical and theatrical. Overall, the episode blends holiday trivia, superhero tropes, and absurdist humor in a vintage radio format.
Welcome to it's all been done radio hour! We're a scripted podcast in the style of old-time radio cereals with no sets or costumes. Please silence your devices even if you're streaming at home. It's only polite, but feel free to laugh grown or authentically react. Thank you to Mad Lab for hosting us. Yeah, there's well. Hey Sam, guess what day it is. I know Darren, it's Valentine's day. Well, sir, but do you know what else? Saturday. It's Frederick Douglass Day. Really? On Valentine's Day? Yes, it's his chosen birthday since he didn't know his exact birthday. That's interesting. Well, today being. It's also a library lover's day, Redear Child Day, International Book Giving Day. That's cool. I love to read. I know. I'm surprised he didn't know about those. Me too. But today we're. You know what else? It's National Organ Donut Day. And are you a donor? Of course. Good, because it's National Have a Heart Day. Haha, I get it because Valentine's and the heart is an organ, boom, boom. I'll put a pet after wearing this day. No, the poor puppy. Global movie day and National Ferris Wheel Day. I do feel like I got on a ride. I didn't expect. Darren, how do you know so much about February 14th? I'm secretly the reincarnation of Frederick Douglass. Shh, don't tell anyone. Wait, what? Without further ado. If you saw me, I'd pray you out. [Music] Shall we sing, are we recording? Yes, we are. Shall we raise a plot to go, before we bring this introduction to a close? Our voices are no more, my skill, all of the performance. But hey, if you adore us, it's your laughter to inform us. Or if you grow up, you'll adore us. Where exactly is an honest welcome one, and all in joy, the show? Our next program tonight features that fearless fighter with fantastic features, the top-notch tangler. Oh, now you're making me blush. With the cosmic comet protecting Tipton and her stead, has she hung up her cape for good? Of course not. Just more of a part-time gig while I get my family business in order. Kim's husband, Carl Darling, is the former police commissioner. I'm weighing my options. Does anyone still work around here? All right, Larry, a time traveler and dimension hopper with a bionic arm, who stands over supervillains at Pimmer Prison. Ah, hey, for now. Also, all that time traveling and dimension hopping was what you'd call an accident. Hold on! Stop! Who are you? I am the tiny pebble in your shoe that hides when you look for it. I am the shameful empty box of Valentine's chocolates. You don't remember consuming after your late night drunk in binge. I am the Paul, and this is my segment. Who is this hero that sits in city knees? They might not watch him, but he always sits seats. One, the one, the one, the one, the one. One, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one. Guess I am the Paul, and I stand tall. Thank you for having me on all of my mind. I take you to the Father, and with the voice. And if you do, I have no choice. Straight, straight. The Paul, the one, the one, the one. The Paul, the one.
Podcast Summary
Key Points:
The podcast is a scripted, old-time radio-style show with no sets or costumes, hosted by Sam and Darren.
The episode airs on February 14th, which Darren notes is not only Valentine’s Day but also Frederick Douglass Day (his chosen birthday), Library Lover’s Day, International Book Giving Day, National Organ Donor Day, National Have a Heart Day, Global Movie Day, and National Ferris Wheel Day.
Darren jokingly claims to be the reincarnation of Frederick Douglass, adding humor to the introduction.
The show features a superhero segment
Another character, Larry, is introduced as a time traveler and dimension hopper with a bionic arm, currently working at Pimmer Prison.
A mysterious figure called "the Paul" interrupts, describing himself as an annoyance (like a pebble in a shoe) and launching into a poetic, rhythmic monologue about his role.
Summary:
The transcription is from an episode of "It's All Been Done Radio Hour," a scripted podcast styled after old-time radio serials. The hosts, Sam and Darren, open the show by acknowledging it’s February 14th, which Darren reveals is a day packed with obscure holidays beyond Valentine’s Day, including Frederick Douglass Day (his self-chosen birthday), Library Lover’s Day, and National Organ Donor Day. Darren humorously claims to be Frederick Douglass’s reincarnation, setting a playful tone.
The show then transitions into a musical intro, followed by a segment introducing its characters. Kim, a superhero with a "cosmic comet" persona, is revealed to be working part-time while managing her family business, with her husband Carl, a former police commissioner, supporting her. Larry is introduced as a time traveler and dimension hopper with a bionic arm, now stationed at Pimmer Prison.
" The segment ends with a chant-like repetition of "the Paul," leaving the show’s tone whimsical and theatrical. Overall, the episode blends holiday trivia, superhero tropes, and absurdist humor in a vintage radio format.
FAQs
It's a scripted podcast in the style of old-time radio serials, with no sets or costumes.
It's his chosen birthday because he didn't know his exact birth date.
It's also Library Lover's Day, Read-in-Child Day, International Book Giving Day, National Organ Donor Day, National Have a Heart Day, Global Movie Day, and National Ferris Wheel Day.
He's a host who jokingly claims to be the reincarnation of Frederick Douglass.
Kim is a former superhero with a cosmic comet, who now works part-time while managing her family business.
Larry is a time traveler and dimension hopper with a bionic arm, who supervises supervillains at Pimmer Prison.
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