[PREVIEW] August 2025 Radio Hour Raw Audio

All right. Hello, all of you. Man, it's going to be hard to talk over all these people. Welcome to It's All Been Done Radio Hour. We are a live scripted comedy podcast that is sometimes funny. Thank you for coming out tonight, or if you're streaming, you know, streaming from wherever you are, welcome. And thank you to Boxland for hosting us on the second Saturday of every month at 5 p.m. and putting up with our shenanigans. Now, we are recording, but you are allowed to react. In fact, we encourage it. Laugh, groan, boo, cheer, whatever the scene moves you to do. Go with your gut. But no heckling. Got it. Unless you're at home streaming, then we can't hear you. So that's a little loophole going nuts. Please silence your devices. Again, only applies to those of you in the room. And grab yourself a drink at the bar, which will remain open for the next hour. Our show could not happen without your support. If you already donate on Patreon, thank you. If not, what the hell? Please go to patreon.com forward slash IABD and kick us a few bucks. We need it. Plus, you get some cool bonus stuff. I don't know what it is, but it has to be good. And it really helps us out. And now, without further ado, It's All Been Done Radio Hour. Welcome to our show, one and all. Whether you're joining us from Mars or Montreal. If you're local, you can come see us live in person, monthly, either way. We're glad you chose to come along on our journey starting right after this song. Let us set the stage for what you can expect. We don't rely on costumes, props, or sets. We build worlds with our voices. Our stories have the writing. From rags to high society. Monsters, men, and zombies. Villains struggle quietly. Planets unexplored. Inverse to me, they're just rewarding. We've got jokes to tell and drinks to sell. Hey Shane, are we recording? Still in, there isn't one to go. Before we bring this introduction to our close. Our voices are heard. We're glad you're here. We're glad you're ♪ We are now warm, let's get on with the performance ♪ ♪ And hey, if you adore us, use your laughter to inform us ♪ ♪ Or if you're single, just don't ignore us ♪ ♪ Our segment is enormous ♪ ♪ Welcome one and all into the show ♪ - And now a brand new segment. We present, R-Bar. ♪ 'Round here the same faces come and go ♪ ♪ With an easy smile and a big hello ♪ ♪ If these walls could talk they'd say we already know ♪ ♪ This story 'cause you've told it before ♪ ♪ A million times plus we were here when it happened ♪ ♪ Hey look at that bar stool in the corner ♪ ♪ It looks pretty comfy and the pool table ♪ ♪ Doesn't want your corner ♪ ♪ Just play for goat's sake ♪ ♪ Our bar is the same as it always was ♪ ♪ You won't hear any hype but you'll feel a buzz ♪ ♪ Our bar doesn't change unless it does ♪ ♪ Then we'll grumble a bit and deal with it ♪ ♪ That's just life at our bar ♪ ♪ Last call is never our bar ♪ ♪ You can stay forever ♪ ♪ I'm just kidding, that'd be crazy ♪ ♪ We all need to sleep but seriously if a soul ♪ ♪ In a safe place is something you need ♪ ♪ Then call on us we'll always open the door ♪ - Excuse me, you're out of the nuts. - What's that, Reed? - Nuts, you're out of the nuts. There's no nuts on this bar here. - Yeah, two beers, Gatsby. - Well, Reed, let me tell you what happened to the nuts. See, we honestly-- - Don't listen to Gatsby. - Don't listen to Gatsby, Reed, we've never had nuts. - Not even some beer nuts or, ooh, tiger nuts. - Ooh, I love tiger nuts. - You don't even know what they are. - Oh, sure I do, Bertie. Used to eat them all the time. You know, my roommate's cousin imported them on a black market and brought them all the way here-- - Black market? They're perfectly legal. - Oh, not the ones I was eating. - All right, I may regret asking, but what exactly are tiger nuts? - Oh, they are great. They're spicy and really give you a kick in the behind. - What, no, they're these really small little tubers like they're not true nuts, but they have a slightly sweet, and believe it or not, a nutty flavor. - Oh, you're talking about North America.