President's Club | Son of a Boy Dad #433

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You can feel good about drinking a high noon, about enjoying a high noon. - So go to highnoonspirates.com to find a high noon near you. - He's exactly right, let's start the show. (laughing) - Something like that. - Something like that. - All right, let's rip. Come on now. - What does he say? They can just open his mouth. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Someone go get him when growing right now. (laughing) - That is a great line. (laughing) All right, welcome back to the Son of a Boydab podcast. Today, it is September 2nd. It is 12.30 p.m. And we are here live from HQ Trees. - Wednesday. - Wednesday, it's Wednesday. - We listened, we sat our asses down and we said we're gonna record on Wednesday in case anything crazy happens on Tuesday and fucking nothing happened. - Nothing happened. We waited around for what? - It's the last time we'll ever do it. Straight up, nothing happened. - Dude, I gotta tell you something. I have a little guilty admission, which is that, you know, people really have been writing a lot of comments whenever I wear something unusual. And I wore that sort of checked shirt or that platy shirt on the Tuesday episode. And I gotta tell you, man, the comments were fucking hysterical. - What'd they hit you with? - I can't even remember. Maybe we could pull a couple up. But some of them were very, very funny. - So you replied with something very muted this week with. - I wouldn't say that this is exactly understated. - Yeah, you're dressed like a detective at a 70s pool party. - You're dressed like the boss of the paint factor. - You know, I dress for myself. - Exactly. - I think I'm, I wouldn't say that I'm particularly well dressed. It's just what I'm feeling. And look, France is dressed for an eighth grade school photo. That was pretty good. And then, what a, it was all a lot of the top ones. - I can't really talk shit. I'm dressed like a fucking cowboys fan. - Are those Japanese, is that Japanese down? - These? - No yours. - God no, bro. - These are vans. - One of them said, France's looks like a lumberjack who works from home. (laughing) - That was the funniest one. I saw that one. That's so funny. - That's pretty good. - You think I've had, you think I've Japanese denim? - I don't know, how to assume, yeah. - Why'd you scoff at vans? We're all great American brands. - Vans. - What's wrong with vans? - I don't even think it's an American brand. Isn't it a German brand? - Vans. (laughing) - Isn't it? - Are my wrong about that? - I don't know. I thought I was against it. - There used to be some wild, it's an American brand. - Yeah, people forget that Hitler actually used to wear vans. - There used to be some crazy anti-Semitic theories around vans. - Yeah. - Around the shoes. - Yeah, Hitler had all of the Nazis go stepping in the. - Exactly. - In the slip-ons. (laughing) - In the slip-ons. - It's a complete photoshopped app for us. Leave it as a comment. - What were the anti-Semitic theories about vans? - I'll never say. - I'd like to hear them. - No, it wasn't there a point in time. It looked like the bottom of the vans where it had the star of David on them. And then people said that they were, it was stepping on the star of David or some shit. I don't know. - I heard it one time when I was like five. - And you sew it into your memory. - Yeah. - I heard that the band corn as a child. I heard that that was a racist. - It says it's a completely false urban legend. - There you have it. - That means it's true. - Can we say about the band corn? - Was that mean? - The band corn. - Oh, I thought you were talking about Keith Van Corn. - The basketball player from Iowa. - Yeah. - Nets. - Keith Van Corn. - He's a superstar. - That it stood for a keep on running N word. - Whoa. - That's right. - That's just like some random dude in your school made that up. - Yeah. (laughing) - And then when I was at physical therapy, I saw a black dude wearing a corn shirt and it fucking zoomed back into my mind and I was like, "Bro, should I fucking tell him?" - Yeah, you showed him a lot of them now. - Bro, you know what that means, right? Take that off right now. - I watched a video recently of a pretty cool mashup between corn and slip knot. - Oh, very fun. - Were they collabed on stage to sing a Beastie Boys song? - Oh, a triple collab, we call that. - Well, Beastie Boys wasn't there, obviously. - Well, it's there, there, and spirit. - Yeah. - You don't know about ghosts, maybe there's a ghost on stage. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was cool. It was cool. - Did you guys ever watch the Woodstock '99s shit where Corn is playing? - Yeah, one of the reasons I didn't, I can't go to concerts any ever again. - Would you have enjoyed being in that frong? - No, not at all. I would have liked watching it from a distance. - Yeah, like sort of by like the shit puzzle. - Like a rich family watching a civil war battle. - Hell yeah. - Yeah, Hellcopter would be nice. - Yeah. - Yeah, it seems, it does seem kind of fun. They people are going really hard. - Oh yeah. - But then you got to go to the bathroom or get a drink. - My childhood wasn't bad enough to have enjoyed that concert. - I think there were parts of the concert that looked good, but once people started lightening shit on fire and like burning places down, I think that's probably when I would have headed out. - It was a line. - Yeah, hit the road. - That documentary left a visceral feeling in my stomach. - Really? - What was it? - Of disgust and claustrophobia and fear, and also thirst. - I think when it really got dark was when they had like the rave at night. - And there was sexual assault happening. - And they were just like everyone just started getting raped. That was when I was like, whoa. - Yeah. - This isn't really Woodstock vibe anymore guys. - Yeah. - Right. What do you go through with a hated dish? - Yeah. - Yeah. What do you go through? What have been pissed? Have either of you ever been to a music festival? - Oh yeah. - I went to sensation white in Copenhagen. - Oh, that's a classic. - Yeah, I've been to that one too. - Yeah, I think I was there too. - Sensation white. - Did I see you there? - You may have. - What was that? Who was playing at that? - Swedish house mafia among other groups, I think. It was great. Everyone was wearing white. - Swedish house mafia. Is that a real thing? - You know the Swedish house mafia. - I don't know Swedish house mafia. - I can't say I've ever heard those words. - Put that being at a sensation white in Copenhagen. - I thought you're gonna say three, six mafia. - That's what Hitler was dreaming about when he was wearing his all white vans. (laughing) Idiot. concert in Copenhagen, where Swedish house mafia is playing and everyone's wearing white. That was literally his dyobia. Was it, was it awesome? Is it an EDM band is, yeah, they were the biggest worry child fucking name, probably other than a beach. Oh, yeah, they were like the biggest name in house music. Yeah, I'm not , I'm not a big like electronic music guy. More M.I. What? You just, you, you saw them at using Copenhagen. You flew to Copenhagen again. I traveled to see them. Yeah. Wow, Swedish house mafia sensation white Copenhagen. How many times in a lifetime are you are that is that going to happen? He's the ones in a lifetime opportunity. Did you ever go see a Vici? No, never. Did you know that he co-headlined a bar stool blackout tour? I think I did. Concert thing. And they like split the money. That's crazy. There's like him and Dante. He's like, he's cutting into my time. He opened for Dante. That's crazy. That's pretty fucking sick. Man, festivals are a fun time, but you don't even really have to know the artists, you know. I'll never go again. I bet, I bet Hitler would have loved fucking EDM. Probably, yeah. I'm not an EDM guy. I tried to get into it like forcefully when I was a little, when I was younger. Yeah, everyone was listening to EDM. When his dubstep came out, you were probably, it was probably like, you were right for your brain was a sponge. Exactly. I thought dubstep was a band. Like I thought dubstep was like a group, you know, I don't know what the term is in house music, band, team, group. But I thought dubstep was a team. And I, I downloaded an album on Apple music called Dubs by Dubstep. Yeah. And it was just like, it was clearly just like AI generated fucking garage band music. They didn't even have AI then. Yeah, they probably just listened to the wrong teams. There were better teams, much better teams. I listened to a little of itchy. Yeah. Here and there, mostly the day he died. That was really when I followed him after that. Yeah. So people can see absolutely. Yeah. You're a Skrillex guy. I've seen pictures of you sitting on a dock with your hair cut like Skrillex and the big chunky Skrillex glasses. No, never, never. But I definitely did. You know, the hat on the Skrillex. The side of your head shaved and like really long hair on one side. You would have liked Steve A. Okay. Steve will do it. Steve A. Okay. He's the guy that throws the cakes at people's faces. Oh yeah, I've seen that. He's still doing it, even though he looks like the guy at the beginning slash end of inception. Yeah, I don't fuck with this guy. He looks like just like an old old man waiting to die alone. I don't know how easy it is to throw a flat cake flat. I've always wondered about that. If I got to use the shot put technique, it's probably at the range. Yeah. He probably has like a stack of sheets at the shooting range. Yeah, I mean, he's really launching those. I mean, that is a long way to keep the cake flat flat to what it's hitting. I don't know how it doesn't go off-axis in any way. I'm back in on I'm back in on Steve A. Okay. A. Okay. It was very good. Yeah, this is, I mean, that's, you know, they don't teach that. Yeah. You got to learn that. I know what's in this silently. I went to a club in Miami. We probably for Halloween. It must have been 2013. With my buddy Miami. What's that dream? Halloween in Miami. Yeah. Yeah, that's a dream. I was dressed as a gladiator. Hell yeah. Oh, you probably got so much cremos niz that smelled like the fucking tuna market. Yeah. Anyway, I would have probably just worn like a jersey basketball jersey. You wouldn't have gone. I would have worn a KG jersey. We all know you wouldn't have gone. He definitely wouldn't have worn a sleeveless jersey. Absolutely. Maybe like a hockey jersey. In Miami. Yeah. In Miami, I'm wearing a jersey and a chain too. Not too 11. Some links. You're not getting into 11 unless you have pants. We went to live at the Fountain Blow. Fountain blue. Yeah. And I mean, I remember getting because we were excited and Dave was there. Oh, yeah. Did I ever tell you about that? Was he wearing a jersey? No. What was he? He was just himself. Yeah. Did you call your shot that night? What? Were you at barstool at the time? Uh oh, you were at barstool. I thought this was like pre barstool. No, I called your shot. So it must not have been 2013. Yeah. I must have been more like 2018, 2017, whatever. I have pictures from that night. I have a picture of Dave. I wrote a blog about it. Really? Yeah. You got any pictures of gas that night? He wasn't there. It was his costume. I don't know. But my point. My point is the line of cooking. It must not have been. It must not have been that I went once for Halloween. That must have been a different time because this night was not Halloween. But it Steve AOK didn't come on until like three in the morning at which point Dave had left for 11. And and when he went there, they had, you know, signs welcoming him. He was like the mayor. Yeah. But I remember before he left, he came over to me. And he was like, have you heard of this college running back? And I was like, no, he's like, I'm supposed to do a pizza review with him tomorrow. But I don't know if I really want to. Was it Christian McAfry? No, I don't think it was. Who was it? I don't remember. You're asking the wrong guy. I thought that it was going to be a big reveal. I was like Sean Robinson. Yeah. That was our whole conversation at the nightclub. I wonder who it was. But it was nice of him to try to find common ground. I was like, no, I've no idea who that is. All right. All right. We're going to go to 11. But the funny part was that he had the primo table on the dance floor that was right next to the DJ. And we had originally booked that table. They were like 12 of us. And then when we got to the club, the person who, you know, told us where we were supposed to go, he was like, listen, we've moved you guys down a table. You're like, why? And they're like, well, we have a big, a big guest came to my boss. Yeah. My boss displaced us. That's crazy. That's the best possible situation though. That's pretty good. Yeah. So were you able to go over to his table pretty freely? I could have, but I didn't want to bother him. You should have caused a fuss. We booked that table for a reason. We bumped it months in advance. I want to coup on. Next time I come back to live fountain blow, half off bottles of belveteer. Did I tell you that's about when my friends were here and they went out and the next morning, they woke up and they were like flabbergasted by the bill they got. And they were like $350. And bow was like, I was like, well, what did you guys yet? And he was like, I mean, all I had was like a couple beers and a couple shots and like a guy's a couple cocktails. And I was like, yeah, I mean, that's that's going to do it. What did you think? Those were all free. This ain't Birmingham. No more order the whole menu. Yeah. I'm like, that's you got everything as expensive as you could find. It's the most expensive city. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It's never going to cheaper. It's bad to say. That was when they visited you recently. Yeah. Yeah. They were mind blown by the bill. Well, that's what you saved. You saved on that. Oh, big time because you didn't go out. No, no, I did not. If you had gone out and you'd had fun with them, would you have split that bill with them, even though you weren't drinking? We've been over this. And in a million years, I would not put a penny towards that bill. Yeah. Why would I be buying people drinks when I'm not drinking? Friendship. That's not friendship. That's charity. Yeah. Generally, you say charity. I say generosity. That's not yeah. Maybe buying drinks for people. When you're drinking, you don't go, you don't just walk into a bar, not drinking. I'm going to get all your guys drinks. You want to hear something funny? That's going to completely. I don't got the bread for that. Complete. That's fucking horseshit. No, it isn't. I don't have. You're buying like Air Force One technology computers. Hell no. I haven't bought anything electronic-wise in a couple months. I haven't. I was going to buy another mouse the other day and I stopped myself again. You brought one in today? That's I had that one already. You have mice falling out of your pockets. Yeah. You're like an exterminator. It's my old mouse. Why did you bring it? Because it's attached. I use it for my laptop. Pull that thing out. I mean, everyone that games will know this beast. You can't super light too. Let me give hands on it. Tell me that someone who carries around a very massive phone in their backpack hasn't bought anything electronic for months. I got that over a year ago. I don't buy an old mouse. That's like that's last gen. The new gen is the super strike. Cool. Get a couple clicks on that. I'm going to click the shit out of this thing. It's a good click. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good click. That's so nice. That ASMR is getting me. It's so quick. Keep the skates on the bottom too. Wow. Super glides. Wow. Guys, I'll give you 200 bucks to spike against the wall right now. I would remember to do that to Harry. 200 bucks. I can't. No, it's 200 bucks to you. It's like 130. I know. I would give him 200 bucks. I would give you. Oh, if you gave me $200, I'll destroy it right now. And then I'll go buy the new the new gen mouse. That's just useless. He wants it. I know I don't want it if he's going to give me $200 because I don't I'll get them out so that I wasn't that I stopped myself from buying you saved $400 by not going out with your friends. You could get two new mice. I didn't save any money by not going out with my friends because I didn't go. I wasn't going to go in the first place. Let me dissolve your argument for one second. So you said you don't like to buy drinks for people unless you're if you're not drinking yourself, right? Uh, yeah. Well, I have two friends that are going to they're currently in Paris, husband, wife, friends of mine. And uh, I recommended a restaurant to them that I went to when I was there and they're going and I messaged the restaurant and I'm picking up their tab. That's such a problem. That's nice because I'm very fond of them and I haven't seen them in a while. And by the way, Ron does this stuff to the fucking nines. You know, I go out to dinner. He will not let me pay. He does sneaky shit. Yeah, because he's like stealing money from somewhere or some shit. It's some sort of scheme that he has going. What? He wants the points or something? Well, there's always some sort of underlying reason why Ron does things. He's like Jerry. What the fuck? That's a crazy rickus. Hey, Jerry, if you're going to insult me and insult me, believe me, Jerry out of this. Jerry's always trying to make a buck. Yeah. But only the only underlying thing you could say is that it feels good to be generous. That's the only sort of like plan. I buy when we went out to dinner, I went we I went out to dinner like or got food with my friends like eight times and I paid for it every single time. I also went to Iceland with my friends and pretty much paid for the entire trip. I'm not buying them beers. They owe me thousands of dollars. Does it make you feel good to buy them a nice hotel room in Iceland? No, it made me feel good. That's what I just asked. Oh yeah, no, no, it made me feel good getting the hotel room for myself. Oh, not for them. They also were in the hotel room, but I didn't do it for them for me. You resented that they were in there with no, I was fine with it. Why does it not feel good to ball out on them? Because I don't have enough money to be balling out on people. But you did something nice for them because you could and they couldn't. Yeah. So we had a why I elevated our trip to the next level. Right. Wait a second. If you have enough money to be balling out on yourself, you have enough money to be balling out on them, which you effectively did by letting them share your room. It's like, if you have enough food for yourself, you can theoretically share some. And you did. That's to your credit, by the way. I think you're weirdly and annoyingly like professing to be selfish. When in fact, there's no more generosity in you than you're allowed. No, I'm saying I do buy people meals and all that. I just don't do the drinks. I'll pay for drinks. I did a tasting menu this past weekend with another couple. And I got the wine pairing and nobody else did. And the other couple insisted that we split the bill evenly. So what I did is I told them the wrong price of the bill. So they would pay less. And they never found that out. They never found that out until until right now. See, that's the type of thing. That's like that coach wouldn't quote where it's like work hard when no one else is looking at something like that. Of course. Like Ron will do the right thing for no credit. Yeah. Yeah. Which is up for right now when you're creating level of altruistic for hundreds of thousands of people to hear. You've got three levels. It's like the three bears like Goldilocks like he's two generous and altruistic. I'll be altruistic. But I guess it's not technically altruistic because I want the credit. Yeah. Even if it's just for myself. Yeah. You're like the Larry David like donating to the what is he donates and they they they want him to donate anonymously. And he's like, well, then why would I donate? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I used to squat on a take. This is in 2011. And it might not be a good take. But I used to squat on the take that all charity giving is selfish. Oh, yeah. Tax right off. It's tax right off. You can feel good about yourself. You get your name. That's what he meant. Oh, it is. And you threw that in like I know exactly what you're talking about. Now, yeah, people that are donating like a ton of money to charity. It's usually for tax purposes. Well, you know that what that all that is is that the money that they donate to charity. They don't have to pay income tax on. They're still losing the money. It's not like, oh, you donated $10,000 to charity. Now we're going to give you money. It's not that. It's not how it works. I'm talking about the people that are donating millions to charity. Fake charities too. A lot of fake charities going around got to be careful. Really? Oh, yeah. I haven't heard about that. I tried to donate. It's like a dog shelter the other day to end up giving all my money to flock cameras. We're paying for Somali daily care. Oh, man. I'm sure there is a way where people who are donating millions of dollars are starting foundations to some degree. It's like maybe a way for them to shelter money. Yeah. That may be true. Hiding it. I don't know. Talking it away. Yeah. Dog charities too. Like people will always give to a dog charity. Of course. So just you make yourself the CEO of a nonprofit for dogs. You're going to get fucking rich. You're a millionaire. Big time. Multimillionaire. Yeah. That's really nice. What's it going? Bow. Was it bow? Yeah. Pick it up. No. I'm not. Come on. Let him on. No. He's walking around outside of his office. You call. You call. Because you didn't want to know. I did want to talk about that. That 49 play 49ers player. You see this. Yeah. What's his name? Something love. Day, John love. Francis, are you up to date with Day, John love? No, I got to call bow really quick. Call bow real quick. Oh, we banged on you. We know you're free. Both. That's insane. I think it's pretty even you a voicemail. Here we go. This is going to be bow. Everybody. Hold on. Come on now, bow. Wow. He does busy. If he's smart, he won't answer it. That he's just so fucking you screened up. He's now screening mine because he's a tough one for you. It's not really. You can cut this out of the episode if you want. I don't really need to because you know why bow and I are not friends. Oh, man. This is devastating. He called me and then you called and he then he did. We just did. You just got reversed on. I'm going to text him. Did you ever hear the story about a fan found J Cole's phone and so they opened it and they found Jay Z's number and they called Jay Z from Jay Cole's phone and Jay Z didn't answer and then they put the number into their own phone and called again and Jay Z picked up right away. He was specifically not trying to talk to Jay Cole. That's brutal. That's so brutal. Tough day for Cole sweating. Son of a boy dad is brought to you by our partners at Draft Kings. The weight is over. Football is here and so is Draft Kings. The Draft Kings sports app is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida. 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He is a, he's, he's scammed people out of $1.3 million pretending to be on the 49ers. And he'll just DM people and be like, Hey, can I get a free haircut or like a free chain or a free car? Uh, I'm on the 49ers with like two football emojis. I can afford it because I'm on the 49ers. Did you see the one that cameo posted today? Yeah. He said he's going to charge five. Is that fake though? No, I think cameo posted it themselves unless they did. They could be meaming though. They said, well, they, they said they posted a DM of him being like, uh, I want to, I want a way to get in touch with my fans better. A lot of my teammates are already on there. Doing, he said like, I'm totally down to do like fantasy, like, uh, draft picks and stuff. He also told, uh, he, he reached out to a club. I was like, I want to get your entire club rented out and, and I'm going to bring it to my house. I'll pay you guys $80,000. I'm in the NFL, I can afford it. Why does it say that he specifically skimp women? Cause that is who he mostly was scamming. And what they were giving him money to invest women were. Yes. And he'd be like, Hey, I could turn your 10 into 20 or something like that. They would give him the 10. Then he would just disappear. He pretty much ran that same scheme that the Tinder swindler did. I remember that. Yeah. It's pretty much the exact same thing, but he's in the NFL and set up like a rich dude from Dubai. Do you remember that kid that was a doctor? There was a, there was like a child doctor who like was posting online. He was also a classic scammer. I don't even think he was making this much money. But he had patients and he was like a 14 year old pretending to be a doctor. What do you think like, like realistically, what's a good scam that I could do in the like soon? Cause I'm trying to like hit a lick, to be honest, trying to get that new mouse. I mean, should we, let's start a scam. I know that they didn't answer, but I bet Jersey, Jerry and Nikki numbers are the answer right now. Yeah. But their scams are a little too. They're too much work. Oh, yeah. I remember that dude. Fake teen doctor sentenced to prison. Like, why would you, I mean, Dejan, love or whatever, he at least picked the highest thing to scam about, which is football, pretending to be a doctor and having to do like clinical trials, having to have like patients sitting on a bed and you like hit their knee and you're trying to give them actual advice. Like that's, that's a terrible thing to be scamming. How do you even scam as a doctor, though? Like was he doing like virtual visits or like, people coming into an office, he had an office, he had a doctor's office. But what, to what end though, it's not even like it's a big cash business because he get in $25 co-pays at a time and trying to like cobble together a scam. Maybe he's just telling everyone, like, sorry, like your insurance is out of network. Yeah, I don't accept you get insurance. I think of any kind. You don't even want my card. No, you can sign up for our insurance. It's $30,000 of visit though. That's a good thing to scam, like scamming an insurance company, like they're printing money and they're like inherently like, there's like an evilness to them. Yeah. Something like that. United Health Care. We could start an insurance company. It's kind of a boy, dad insurance. Oh, boy, dad insurance. Okay. Well, I actually don't get this like health insurance. Everything. I think we have to be more specific. What about like art? Francis has connections to the art world. That's true. He's dressed like a dealer. And like if it's dress like the guy that brings you your painting in a box, I handle it properly. And then if like their art ever gets destroyed or something, we can just make a fake one. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we could just do like screen prints. It never now. We could take for it. Yeah. So we'll like someone buys say the Mona Lisa. We steal the actual Mona Lisa. And then we give them a screen print at one. Listen, we're thinking the wrong way here. We're coming up with scams that have already been done. We need to find something that hasn't been done. And then do it until right before people figure out, then get out of the game. I like that. What about like fake AI? Oh, I like that a lot. They think they're talking to a chat. They're talking to us. Yeah. Now it's going to be a lot of work for us. It's on. And sure and all that should be tough for people to stick with our products, given how slow it is. We're off line from 8 p.m. till 8 a.m. But what about you or like what about venture capital and say we're like we're developing an AI and do like the Elizabeth Homes like there's no product. You know, like we never there's nothing. You're selling the idea. We're just selling the idea. And there's and we get like, but a 500 million. And then like we need actually $4 billion to happen. We're constantly, yeah, we're constantly doing like our evaluations and they're constantly going up. Robots gaming just got evaluated again. We're worth $10 billion. Yes. Yes. I think you can just do that. You can just say like we were evaluated at 10 million and then people are like holy shit. Valuated. Valuated. Evaluated or evaluated. Valuated. We're valued at 10 million. But evaluated evaluated is I think believe it or not, you guys have talked me into a point where I can't remember. I don't know either now. Valued is right for sure. I don't think people say like evaluated the business to be worth X amount of money. So what did they say? Is that because there's a valuation as a business. I don't think that maybe I don't think value aided sounds right either anymore. Yeah. A specific financial worth of a price of an asset property or business. So evaluate. Well, okay. Evaluate to assess, judge or examine the overall worth performance or character of an object idea or person. Yeah. Object idea or person. So evaluated is right. Is evaluate is right too. It's not. We just said we're selling the idea. Did we not just say that? Yes, but you were talking specifically about what the business maybe worth. And that is evaluated as opposed to evaluated. No, I think Ron's just trying to put mustard on my jacket there. What about and what about saying a completely logical thing. And now you're trying to make it out like a value like I just invented the word for the first time. Yeah, that you're dumb or something. Yeah. What about a robot scam, but it's like just a guy in a robot suit. And we go to it. Been done already. All I see is robots like robot the proper word to use there. Is that the right word? Can we look that up if robot is the right word? I feel like all I see is these Boston dot or it's not even Boston dynamics anymore. It's like robots at like like the robot Olympics are somehow happening. They're sprinting and they're break dancing. And now they're all like falling over literal break dancing. They're breaking one of the dance. Oh, got back to me. He said, are you guys recording? So he knew and was that's why he didn't pick up. Supposedly took him a while to get back though. I just didn't look at my phone because I got back to pot. I mean it. Yeah, he's not trying to be on lights are too bright for him. Yeah, he's not built for it. I can't handle it anymore. Maybe back in the old days. Right. When it was when we were getting whatever views, not anymore. Yeah, he's not built for the rock for the outside of the rocket ship dangling on the rocket ship. I'd like I'd like bow to get some pussy as a result of this podcast. No, no, no, no, no, let's do it. Let's put together a dating show where it's one like a Nikki smokes versus bow dating show. Bozer's hose. Yeah, Bozer's hose. Yes. Wow. Yeah. And it's just like 30 girls and it's Nikki smokes and bow. And like the we act like there's not a winner, but it's really choosing good over evil. Both smokes. Yeah, yeah. Bo smokes. Bo smokes. Bo smokes. Yeah. Bo smokes. I could definitely play Bo smokes. Got a lot of potential. Do you think those two would get on? Bo and smokes. Yeah. I have no idea. I don't know smokes well enough, really. I bet Dave would hire a bow if you went by Bo smokes though. Oh, definitely. But they already I already tried to get Bo hired in there. Yeah, but he didn't have a name. He didn't have a fat Italian name. I know. Yeah. Bo smokes. Bo smokes could go crazy. I don't think he's got that in him though. I don't think he's got like the numbers in him. You know, Nikki numbers. Like Nikki numbers has it. Yes. I agree. He's meant to be in front of camera. Seeing of him with Una is one of the funniest things when he, she's reading his DMs. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he's like, I'm not really much of an artist, but I could see us drawn together or something. I'm drawn to you. He's like, I thought that was pretty good. I thought that one was pretty good. What was your like? What was your take from from meetings numbers? He's amazing. Yeah. Isn't it weird how similar he talks to Jerry? He immediately tried to scam Jerry. Oh, yeah. Well, he was in the office. He scammed Jerry. What do you mean? Him and Pat acted like he got in a bike accident and hit somebody with a bike. And he needed $1,200 from Jerry immediately and like his phone died or something like that. So like Pat was calling him. Pat had to like pay some guy for the bike. And Jerry immediately sent the money. Jerry was like, Nikki numbers got into another page like, I can't get of this fucking guy numbers. And he sent Pat $1,200 for a scam like he immediately scammed him. Yeah. And there was no cameras around or anything. They were just like scamming for the love of the scam because nobody was recording it. Wasn't there something where Pat said he would scam Jerry and Jerry said he wouldn't be able to. Yeah. And then he called a shot. And then Nikki, but they're like the ease that Nikki numbers like slipped into the scam. Like it was it was like second nature. It was like each hero picking up a baseball back. Yeah. Yeah. Like it was just like what he was born to do. Yeah. He's just like a 3,000 hit like career 315 hitter. Just like it insane. Perfect hitter. Because Jerry is always scamming, but numbers is always scamming too. But he's always scamming Jerry. Like not even I would say like numbers just steals from Jerry. Like Jerry will have like a bunch of cash and he'll be like numbers. Can you get something in my car? And then Jerry will go back to his car and there's like a thousand dollars missing. Just gone. They were Jerry, Jerry, I drove Jerry for a while yesterday and he was so he called the numbers, obviously. Yeah. And they just were talking on the phone. I don't even know if I want to say the stuff they're saying. I can't say it. The way that they speak is unbelievable. And the conversations that they have are just outrageous. And that's like that. If you've ever seen the clip of Jerry on Mr. Jerry on the set, where he gets the call from numbers. Yeah. So funny. And everybody's like that girl last night and it's Jerry and like a kid studio. He's like, we got a crypto rug. You know, we're going to like you hit any big cryptos. He's like, what are you going to call? Like five o'clock and numbers are like, no, that's too late. You can call it five o'clock. But that and everybody accused them of that conversation being like stage for camera. Yeah, no, no, it wasn't. They they had like a more bizarre conversation yesterday with like just like this lasagna of like insane details that I don't think I could say any of them on into a microphone. No, you can't. It's all private. Yeah, it was all private. All business wise. One of them with numbers is like talking about how like and the car had no tints. So it's like, I mean, filling the madlib for the first half of that sentence. It could be anything that truly fascinating guys. It is. They live a different life. But Nikki Numbers, I thought was like very like easy to get along with. Like he's like very like like for someone who has such a big character. It's not like he was like overly energetic or like hard to like be around. Like he just was like kind of chilling, you know, crack the high noon just fully earns him. Yeah, he earned his one he earns him every day. Yeah. Yeah, because he worked out super hard. Yeah, he's. Did you ever hear about actually I can't talk about that either. Massage envy. What is it? Massage envy. Massage. I got a guy. Massage envy. Now I haven't. I got it. I can't tell. I don't know if I should I just tell you guys and then cut it out. No, no, I think I might know what did it wait. Are you saying massage massage envy? What's clear? Is it about because I can't tell what you're saying. You're like a massage envy. Tell what I'm saying. So clear. You keep on bringing like the M to like a silent M massage massage as in rubbing. Yeah, envy. No, I don't think I've and less is it about Steve? Who's that? Okay, never mind. We're off of it. Okay. We're off of it. We're off the top. Okay. Okay. I've already said too much and I forgot about those stories that they're telling. Yeah, maybe it is. Yeah, because they got a lot of family too. They got a lot of brothers and cousins and I don't even know if any of them are actually related though. Yeah, are Jerry and numbers related? No, no. They're not. No, but his brother has the same name as Jerry. I think maybe I don't know. I think numbers has like 10 siblings. He's got a lot of brothers. Kevin, Steve, Trard, Trard, Damon, and Ricky Tommy Terry and Brian. And they all have like names. What do you want to know that not my brothers? I'm not actually a scammer. And I never went to massage. I was going to pivot. Okay, pivot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I've already said too much pivot. Pivot. I watched a sick movie. It was called Wasteman. You guys would love it. Wasteman. Wasteman. What is it? Clean your fucking ears out. What's going on? I was joking. It's terrible. I heard it. Wasteman. Yeah. And how what was that about? It was this prison movie. These, both of these dudes that have like, is it a gay prison movie? It's looking like Moonlight, to be honest. Got a huge moonlight vibe. The tone rot and tomatoes, 100%. Click on the rot and tomatoes. Yeah. I mean, that's why you're trying to poke holes in my, in my, because I want to see, you know, sometimes the so few people have seen the movie that the critics score can be like that, because it's not really reviewed by many. But for the, for the audience to have it at 85 is very solid. It's a great movie. You guys, you guys both would love it. It's, is it gay? No, there's not a gate. There's not a drop of gay shit that happens. It's always like a very dark black dude and then like a white dude with a tank top and their gay together. You're just looking at the poster of the movie. I know. That is always that spotlight didn't even have a white guy. Spotlight. Moonlight spotlight. Come on. Spotlight had plenty of gay guys. They were priests. And Moonlight had a gay guy too. Which one didn't have gay guys? This one. No one's gay in this movie. It's not for the two leads. There's no gay shit. It's not for the two main characters. They don't have a gay relationship. It's a fucking sick. It's like a badass. It's like a throwback movie. Like they don't make shit like this anymore. It's violent and fucking provocative. It's provocative dude. It's fucking. There's no fucking. It's a thinker. But there's no pussy shit. It gets right to it. It's shot interestingly. Only dick shit. Yeah. I'm not into it. I don't even think you see fucking. I don't think you even see dick. So you'd so it is gay. It's fully inserted. It's definitely a gay movie. That's fine though. 85% on Fandango though. That's huge. What does it have on Fandango? I bet that's just the rotten tomatoes. Yeah. That's a bummer. I stayed out of that because you guys were cooking. That was fun to watch. I have a hole in the front of my sock, which I'm just noticing. That's a pretty tough place for a hole in the sock at the toe. No, like in like in the shin. I don't even know how that happens. Got caught. Yeah. That's really ruining your look right now. Got caught jumping over a barbed wire fence. You were very put together until you jumped that fence. I know. And tore up your sock. Can we talk about the woman who got shot in Times Square after stabbing people? Yeah. She stabbed the one of the VPs at Bank of America. Yeah. Then to someone else too. Yeah. People are acting like that's like I was like my sister was talking about people are acting like it's like the it's like the Luigi thing where he like killed the CEO or whatever of that insurance thing. No, it's just like a random person person was crazy. Yeah, no, I'm talking about the person that died though. Right. That was just like that was like saying that made level employee at Bank of America. It was the girl that was trying to fuck that Indian guy, right? No. That was saying that it was like a JP Morgan, your fishhead wife, something like that. It was that girl, right? Whatever ended up happening with that. Was that true? It was that all. It's hard to know if that was true. Yeah. Even now, I don't know what of it was true versus what of it was not true. And now we'll never know since after the Times Square thing. Yeah. I know. I really put a hole, I really put a wrench in it. I think JP Morgan did a very good job of making that guy seem incredible, but I also think that incredible. I wonder about that. But I also think that he showed some text messages that were not doctored. Oh, really? I don't know. I'm going to give up on having opinions for a while. I don't know before I even finished. I don't really. I don't want to stand on any business this episode. Wait, I thought we were about to talk about the, I thought you're about to have an opinion on the Times Square shit. Well, I was going to talk about the bad woman who stabbed people, but then you started, you all started making fun of the victim. And I thought, no, I was supporting the victim. I was supporting the victim because people were saying that like people were trying to like celebrate it. Like it was the Luigi thing when it really was very far off. Right? No, it wasn't that at all. Why was she holding the stabber? Why was she holding the two knives like a midwestern dad about to eat dinner? So that's exactly right. I thought that video of her basically like doing, she's like chosen at that point. It seems maybe she was just bachelored crazy and I'm sure she was. But when the cops have surrounded her and she's deciding it looks like to basically die. Yeah. The way that she went about threatening the cops was so ridiculous. She basically started like spinning the knife. Yeah, I haven't seen. I've scrolled past the video. I've actively not watched it because she gets shot in the video. I don't want to see that. I didn't see a clip. The close-up clip that I sought to not show her getting shot right then and there, but it showed it from a distance. At first they hit her with the taser. Is it in the close-up? Oh, that's bad. Not my cup of tea. I don't wear into that kind of stuff. Sure. I am not. It's crazy. I assumed I've always scrolled past it, but it seemed like there's just like life was going on around it. There's so many people. Yeah. They didn't like clear the background or something. What do they miss the shot? It just goes into somebody who's like clearing a circle so they can break dance for like dollar bills. Also, I feel like if you shoot someone that close-up, there's probably a pretty good chance that it could go through the person now. Not that woman. She was. Dense. She was big. hell. Yeah. Was there any motive behind her murder? Or was it just, uh, she was just a random lady on the street? Seemed totally arbitrary. Which makes it even more tragic. Yeah, a little bit more terrifying as well. Yeah. You know, time to square. Stay away from it. Not a good place. Yeah. Really bad place. Bad energy. Offal energy. I remember I used to have to walk through time square every single day to get to work. Start the morning off. Dude, one cookie monster, a hug. I had to work. One, my junior summer of college, uh, I did not yet have a job lined up, but I was in the city. And I, my uncle, my step uncle helped me get a job at, uh, New York sports clubs, the gym. And initially it was supposed to be to kind of get a sense of how their business was run. But ultimately, I basically started going into the gym every day and it was like, okay, yeah, we're going to help you learn about the gym. And then it was like on my way to just getting my personal trainer certification. I had to go all of a sudden I'm like going to classes classes. And I'm like, I'm not trying to be a fucking personal trainer. What are we doing here? So I did it for like a week and a half, but like in that week and a half, every single day I was going to the Times Square, New York sports clubs, location, which was right next to the M&M store. Oh yeah, of course. I mean, it was bad. That sounds like hell on there. Yeah, the training is getting there. It was super, super shitty. It's probably my least favorite place on the planet if I had to, yes, just waiting to say bullshit. Yeah, like I can't think of a worse place than Times Square. There has to be like some river in India. Yeah, that's just filled with shit. Yeah, there's got to be like a floating city and fucking, I don't know, Lagos Nigeria or something like that. Probably speaking of tragedy that that landslide in the Paul was pretty crazy or flood. Oh, it is the week of tragedy. It's the September Advent week of tragedy. Yeah, we're kind of just going through all of the recent tragedies. We already covered Times Square. Yep. I forgot. Yeah, that was horrific. You guys want to talk about another tragic event that we very vaguely know anything about land. Where was it? I don't know, I don't know. One of those countries. Yeah, it was in the Paul. I know it was in the Paul. One of those countries where the hills are just loose as hell. Very loose hills. Yeah, they don't have tight hills like we do. No, the land is just seconds away from slipping at all. You try to hike up that hill. You're going to stay in place. You're not going anywhere. It's like a treadmill. It's just moving down and you know, you hope it doesn't all give way. They said that that tsunami that was going through the river was a hundred feet high and it was going it was going a hundred six miles an hour. Jesus. A hundred feet high. I'll be honest. I thought it was going to I thought you're going to see like 10,000 miles per hour. You watched videos of it. No, I didn't. That's why I said I know nothing about it. I just saw the headline. Well, it's also not even like in the top like thousand miles an hour. What are you talking about? I mean, if there's a if there's a body of water that's a hundred feet tall, I don't think it going over a hundred miles per hour is that crazy. What? That's a different thing than what you just said. You said 10,000. Yeah, now. You thought it was breaking the sound barrier. I mean, it's breaking the hype barrier. That's for sure. I've never seen a wave over a hundred feet tall. Like, I don't think that's that crazy to be like, it had to have been moving pretty quick too. What? That would be like if you'd be like, I saw, I saw a fucking. I don't even know. They're not trying to minimize his strategy. Wave would get across the United States in like 10 seconds. Yeah. The country. Yeah. Yeah. Moving at 10,000 miles. Yeah. Obviously 10,000 might be a little bit of a stretch, but like a hundred feels kind of slow. No, you could out drive that wave. You said that everyone in the polish had just gotten their cars. Yeah. Head for the hills. I would head for Everest if I was there. Head forever. Yeah. We need to go to higher ground. Yeah. Hiking Everest have necessity. Quick. Grab a Sherpa. Rushing up Everest. Give the dog to the Sherpa. I was looking up the deadliest floods of all time after this. And do you want to guess how many people died in the deadliest flood of all time? Yes, I like to guess. I'm going to go with three million. Oh my god. I'm going to say 8,000 in 1331. The yellow river flooded and seven million people died in China. I knew it was going to be some show like that. You were way off 8,000. Not even. There were crazy floods in 1931. There's like a 13. Maybe not 1331, but there's like a 1300s yellow river flood, where a thousand seven million people died 1340. I wouldn't have in this will be stupid. I wouldn't have known that there were seven million people living on earth in 1331. Much less enough all around the river. How did that not just immediately stop like all of human civilization? What percentage of the population was killed by that flood in 1331? That was the great reset. They said the great civilization reset. The yellow river is just shaky, bros. It's always flooding. That river's got to be like, is that do you think that river still exists? Of course. Pretty haunted. I would not go fishing in that river. Yeah. He was one of catching a body. Yeah. The yellow river. Yeah. I mean, the whole entire world must have been built on the side of that river for them to all die in that flood. It's a pretty big river. I think that they also count like the after effects of like famine and disease and stuff like that. Do you think that that's juicing the numbers? No. I just didn't know if you were going to say that that's like an invalid flood. How many people died in Chernobyl? Billion? Come on. I mean, we're just throwing out knots. We're throwing out knots. A bill. I wanted to take a turn. A billion. Yeah. Prince Francis is a turn for some nonsense. It had the potential to get there. What's wrong with the earth opened up in a hole, thinking people fell in. All right. Thinking the war, thinking of the wave was moving faster than a hundred, a hundred miles per hour. It's an inland wave of billion people died back. My issue wasn't that it was faster. It was that you said 10,000. 10,000 is closer than a billion people dying in Chernobyl. A wave moving 10,000. Chernobyl wasn't that long. I don't know. I don't know. You don't think you would have like been the scope of absurdity. I'm not sure which one of us is more wrong. I think we would have learned a lot more about Chernobyl growing up if a billion people died in it. It's funny how little we did learn about that. I don't know why that wasn't covered all that much. We didn't learn shit about it. I didn't learn shit about it either. It was a word that I knew. I knew Chernobyl was a disaster. Just as I knew that Hindenburg was a disaster. I can't say I knew that it was a disaster at all until the until the show came out. 31 people died. In Chernobyl. Yeah. I mean, wow, it was way off. You were almost all the way off. I mean, if you're rounding, I said the opposite. If you're rounding, no one died. Nobody died from Chernobyl. But that can't be included. That can't be including the people that died post. That's probably people that died directly from the explosion. Oh, right. Because of all the cancer. Yeah. See, 4,000. Oh, that's a 15 to 19 fatal cases of cancer. That's not as bad. But no, they, they reportedly underestimate the numbers are kind of 4,000. Well, that's close to a billion. But then they see how it says 90,000, 90, I was way under. Oh, so you're getting closer. Oh, my God. You now, you're 10,000 mile an hour. It's so much less accurate than my billion. But isn't 90,000 even low? Like isn't, isn't that like still off? 90,000 is pretty fucking high. No, but I think like, I think the countries that were in, but like Russia and shit was given fake numbers. They were underselling it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they didn't want it to be a big thing. This is the total number as, as a result of debunking the Russia. 90, 90, have you 90,000? Think of how many people that is. Oh, that's a lot of people. I always go off the 9/11, right? Yeah. Yeah. 9/11 was 3,000 around that. So that's bad. But then you got to multiply that by 300. And let me say like 9/11 was only 1/9/11. Have you guys, if we're talking about fudge numbers, have you guys seen all these theories about that? Why do China and India have a billion more people than any other country? And then everybody will be like, because they're lying. You're lying about their population? That's a lot of people say that. I'm not saying that. But I've been seeing that theory a lot. You did say it. You just did say it. I'm saying that I've seen this theory. What do you guys think of it? Nobody knows. Nobody knows what's true coming out of China because you know that what I heard recently recently was that, do you remember how they had to put in a law that stopped people from having daughters? Yeah, yeah. Is that true? Was that real? Yeah. I didn't know if I was like another one. If you had a daughter, you had to throw it in the yellow river and send million daughters loans. Yeah. Only sons. Yeah. Which is what created that huge gender gap. There's a huge gender gap. China is one gigantic sausage fest. Is it? Yeah, dude. There's full cities of just like 55 year old bachelors like shuffling around, be like, pussy, you have used to eat any pussy? Yeah. This place sucks. Let's go to another bar. There's no chicks here. Yeah. This place is dead. Everywhere they go. They're like, where will this place be? That any one is like swingers, but I always assumed that was more India than China. No, no, no. China is bad. Plus. But, but now they China realized that they kind of overcooked the daughter problem. Yes. Another killing all the men. Well, no. They're actually paying people to have daughters, paying them. But they can't get them to because everyone still is under this impression that they're not allowed to have. They because they haven't officially lifted the ban. They did. They did lift the ban. But their population is declining because they had such strong laws against it for a long time. By the way, I'm kidding about the daughter thing. It was just kids. Oh, really? You were a limited China limit. So the daughter thing was fake. Well, well, in practice, what was happening was that parents would have daughters and they were such a patriarchal society that they would literally cast them away. They would like bring them out to a field and like throw them in rivers. Yeah. Yeah. If they had daughters. Yikes, yeah, but now recently, more recently, China's population was like out of control. And then they instituted a law that said you can only have one child per household. Families did that. And then now their population is like not stable. And so they have lifted the ban, but nobody's readjusting. Interesting. So now they're like, they're out of kit. Like they don't have any. They're subsidizing people to have more children because everyone was like, yeah, no, you're right. All we can afford is to have one child anyway. Damn. How much do you get paid for like a kid? I feel like that's not really worth it unless you're going to get like a meal at least. What do you mean get a meal? Who's getting a meal for a kid? They're, he just said they're paying people to have kids. I've been placed where. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. A meal. A meal for a kid. Trust me. It feels low for some of the kids I've seen and dealt. I mean, if your hands on the right kid, people will buy. If you're being paid to have a kid, a kid is already a massive amount of money. Like how much is a kid worth? Depends on the buyer. How much is a standard child worth? No, you're talking like no real genetic gifts, no genetic gifts, but like a job on like the facial structure. Yeah. Symmetrical. No, no, no. Just standard. Just like not that attractive of a kid. Not like a crazy like this isn't going to be a sports illustrated swimsuit. Yeah. One that talks back. One that's likely to open its mouth. Yeah. One that's got a little bit of an attitude and might not be the biggest looker. What are you saying that they can earn? Like probably probably 50 grand. 50 G's. Yeah. That's it. Dude, I'm joking right now and we're still, I don't really know where we're at in the reality of the conversation anymore. I'm just thinking like if you're going to get paid to have a kid, a kid already costs a certain amount of money that I don't know. Well, they've put a value on it based on how much people get as a tax return per kid. Mm-hmm. Okay. That makes sense. So you get, I mean, there's Americans are getting paid for having kids too. Really? That's why you ever heard that Kanye song where he's like we can't claim other people kids on our income tax because people claim kids so you can get more income tax returns. Damn, I didn't know that. So are you doing that? Of course, bro. In the eyes of Uncle Sam, I have 12 kids. I'm like a acidic family in Williamsburg just like walking around, hurting my flock. Is that where people like adopt a ton of kids and then just like keep them in the face? Sometimes when people, when yes, those people are definitely running an insurance scam or 100%. No, we're not insurance. Like a tax fraud scam. Maybe that's your scam. Kids. Kids. We're at this whole side of the studio. We don't even use like most of the time. Right. We actually do some kidnapping where we actually make use of the word. Right. Where we get kids and they nap so long have we bastardized the term kidnapping. Yeah. When we're no one's even taking a nap, no one sleeps during most, most kidnaps. Nobody even does it. Nobody even differentiates between kidnapping and adult napping. Kidnapping is so bizarre. Teen napping. Have you guys seen that movie? I just watched that movie one hour photo with Robin Williams. Never saw it. It's pretty good. Is it? Yeah. It's spooky, huh? And it's not really like scary, but it's more like a little eerie, you know? Psychological thriller. Yeah, yeah. Looks like a logical. That's one of my favorite genres. Yeah, very psychological. Interesting that you're supporting him when he's a known joke thief. Williams? Yeah. There's no jokes in this one. Yeah. Because he had to do his own work for one time. That was supposed to be a comedy and then he wasn't allowed to go to the store for a couple of weeks. So he had nobody's material to steal. That is true. He was going to turn it into Mrs. Doubtfire and they're like, nope, Robin, you have to be serious this once. That is true. I've also been watching Widow's Bay. I don't know it. It sounds like a girl movie. You do know it. I do not. Widow's Bay? That show on Apple TV that everyone's raging about? I don't know anything about it. But everyone's raging on Widow's Bay. Yeah, people are talking about it. It's in Maine. I'd like to watch it. Oh, the next Martha's Vineyard. That's funny. I'd like to watch it, although people say it's scary, so I would like to watch it with a companion. It's not scary. Can I watch it with you? Definitely not. Because I already want to. I'm already almost done with it, but you could watch it alone. It's not scary. I don't know. You just wait and let me catch up and then we'll finish it together. No, no, no. What's the Fandango score? Oh, that's actually a great question. I bet it's really good. Oh, Rod Tomatoes, only 98. Not as good as mine. This is probably gay. It's 98 and it has an 8.1 IMDB, which is how you know it's good. Is there a gay insertion in it? Probably. No, okay. There's literally no gay. Probably if you're recommending it. It takes place in Maine. Well, obviously the cast is all white, man. Can't watch that. It's not casting the Bechtle test. There's a lot of white dudes except weirdly like the guy's son is black. So that's kind of confusing because he's because he's white and his wife was white. So where does that come in? To play. Yeah. Adoption. Kidnapping, maybe. Yeah. Sass, just watch it with Francis and stop in such a curmudgeon. What would you do if you found out that you were kidnapped by your current parents? The fuck is this? Oh. Oh, no. Sleeper. Got a fantasy draft going on. Nice. Right now. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I'm doing it with like my cousins and my family and stuff and talk a league. And yeah, exactly. Just a little just a little warm up league, warm up draft. But we have it set. So you have an hour to make your pick. And then it turns off at night. So the draft takes like a week. That's awful because no one wants to like sit and do it because like half of people don't even really want to do the league in the first place. I've never heard of that. That fucking brutal. It's it's brutal, but you also you got a long time to think and go out. I hope Gibbs is available a week from now. I can't wait for ball. I can't wait for widow's Bay. It actually is good. You should watch. It's just killing time before ball comes out. You'll end up watching it. And then you'll like bring it up a year from now that if you guys ever seen widow's Bay. And I'll say I put you on to that, but you don't remember. And I'll say you have holes in the front of your socks. I know. That's fucking embarrassing. It is embarrassing. It's patched up. I've heard two very funny stories recently about do you know how like you've been saving them this whole time? He's slow playing. It's like it's like when Jesus saved the best wine for last. Exactly. I try to wait until now. I try to wait until I sense that you two are really burnt out at the end of your kind of quivers. Yeah. And then I say okay. Let me add a little bit of. He's got some bows. Let me add a little bit of fuel. Yeah. What are these stories? Well, do you know how it, uh, it's software companies, they, especially people who work, people who work in sales, they, if you do really well and hit your fucking thing or whatever, you get invited on like a trip for the company. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a president's club. That's exactly right. What is that called? Is it called commissioners club or something like that? I think every company has like a different name for it. Okay. Well, you know, they, a lot of these companies, these huge companies, Oracle, whatever. They'll have these, these trips. And, um, I've heard two separate stories recently about things that happened on those trips. But I'm not going to name any names because both of these stories are nuts. Are they, uh, can you name what companies they took place at? No. Specifically not. Because the people that just happened to our friends of mine, so let's just say it's hypothetical. But one of them, I don't mind saying a friend of mine got it and went on the trip and they We got very, he brought his girlfriend, 'cause everyone got a plus one, and they were at some resort in Mexico, and everything was just on the resort. Nobody was leaving the resort, and he went to a bar on the resort, got very drunk, and then at one point in the evening, this guy who was there also took his girlfriend's phone, and they started arguing, and then they got into a fight, and my friend knocked him out. - Whoa. - Knocked him out cold. - Whoa. - And salt. Then they went back to their room, and went to bed, and at like six in the morning, they were woken up from knocking at the door, and he's still very drunk, and like, "What, no, go away, we don't want room service," or whatever. Gets up, turns out it's like the-- - The short police. - The resort police. And they're like, "Yo, we saw you knock out this guy," and he's like, "I didn't do it," and they were like, "We have it on camera." And it turns out that that guy also worked for the company. - Ooh. - It was one of his co-workers. - Frutal. - And he didn't know. - No. - That's crazy. - There were like 300 people there. So he knocked out his co-worker, and they brought him to the, some kind of like holding cell on property. They actually had like a jail cell for the property or whatever. And he's in there, and his girlfriend ended up bringing like $500 cash that he had in his coat to give to the fucking fake police, and then they let him go with that bride, basically. - Fucking scam. - But the company said that the victim was telling the company, if they didn't fire him, he was gonna sue both my body and the company when they got back to the States. So regretfully, they fired my friend. - What? That's international waters, bro. You can't be blamed for something that happens at a resort, at the Ryu and fucking Monterey or whatever the fuck they were. - This friend of mine used to get in fights in high school a lot, and was like really really good at it. - It seems like it. - And he wasn't, then he didn't fight for many years, but he was a guy who would like, would have, - So he's coming fresh off the couch. - Scheduled fights. - Yeah. - Like some guy from some other school. - Oh yeah, yeah. - We'd all, I never went. Did I talk about that? - I think you've talked about that, yeah. - One time I went, it was like near the train track. - Yeah, yeah. - You did talk about that? - Yeah. - And it was very violent. (laughing) - I was not like it. - Yeah, you said you guys all had like a time to meet there? - Yeah, yeah. - Scheduled. - Yeah, that's hilarious. - And he really loved this. - Yeah. I mean, he seems like he's good at it. - Some guys do. - If you, if he cleanly knocked out a dude with one hit. - Yeah, he told me, he was like, "Member how is really good at fighting in high school?" And I was like, yeah, and he's like, "Turns out, I'm still pretty good at it." (laughing) So he said, anyway. - It wasn't been no problem to get another job, if he's good enough at his current job. Like, he says here that you were just on the president's club trip. - Yeah, yeah, and he now he works for a different company. He's a great guy. - Have you ever seen on like cruise ships when people do something nasty or like getting trouble on a cruise ship? They'll lock you in your room. - Oh, really? - And you can't leave your own room on the cruise ship. And they'll put two cruise ship employees that have to stand outside of your room 24/7. I mean, they're the ones who are really in jail. You've just stand in a hallway on a cruise for like the last few days. - I don't know, I would, I mean, it's better than being in a cell, you know? - It's better than being clapped and ironed. - Yeah, I'm walking the plank. - I mean, like a carnival cruise room is basically a cell. - Yeah. - Like Scandinavian prisons are nicer than a carnival cruise room. You think you could upgrade your room at least? Like, all right, well, if I'm going to spend the rest of the trip in the room, like let me get the suite. I'll pay more. - Just housing room service the whole time with like two fucking Queens guards out front. Just casually look out the window. Don't move, don't just fucking move. - Like wow, this has really turned around on us on 24 hours a year. - Wow, whoever's in that room must be really important. - I mean, knocking out someone and then turning out that like, like did your buddy to say like he like immediately was like fuck or was he like he didn't really care? - He had a very good attitude about it. He kind of was like, you know, I would never have left this company and was kind of in cruise control. So it was good to challenge myself and figure something out. - It's a good way to look at it. - It's like when people cheat in order to get out of a marriage, they know it's wrong. It's like you initiate the thing, the break up in order to force your own hand. He saw that guy and was like, you know, dude, I hate to do this, but I'm tired of working here. - Yeah, I'm doing this for me. - The guy had probably had like a company lanyard on. I probably was stone cold sober. - He was definitely wearing the wristband. - Let's put it that way. The all you can drink president's club research. - I wonder how many people he knocked out before he found someone that was his co-worker that he could actually get fired for. - Who would be this Christ? - All right, let me tell you quickly this other one. This is a totally separate story. Another president's club trip, this guy, I wonder if this story might be public. This guy was on it with a date or something. Yeah, he brought a girl as well. And they went back to their room and they were having sex. And he looked up and there was a guy. There was a guy on his balcony watching them and jerking off. - What? - Wait, I missed part of that. Are they on a boat in this one? Am I imagining that? - What's the shape of the boat? - They're on a boat being propelled by a 10,000 mile per hour. - They're whipping across the country. It's a very short cruise. Down the yellow river. - Okay, so this is just at a hotel. - I'm assuming a resort. And so he sees this guy like peering in on his balcony jerking off as watching them have sex. He immediately gets up and runs to the door to sort of confront this guy. And as he opens the door, the guy jumps on the balcony to then try to vault back to his room, I presume. - No wait, he was on the balcony. I thought he was on a separate balcony. - No, he's on his own balcony. - Yeah. And then he steps up to go back. Slips falls, dies. - What? Dies? - Dies. - Do you think that the guy who was having sex has any guilt or he's like, I should've just let him watch. I should've just let him finish. He'd be alive today. - That is insane. - That is a story that I was told. - And that's you know the person? - I know the person to whom it happened. He didn't tell me the story. - Oh yeah. - But. - I get guilt about it. - I believe him. It's an insane story. - That's crazy. I mean, that's like, no, I feel like if you tell that story to people, they would just be like, no shot that happened. - Yeah, you kind of mock the balcony 'cause you saw it. - Yeah. - In the cook chair. - Then apparently this guy like, again, please come. He's being investigated. The belief for the suspicion was that he had actually just pushed the guy off the balcony. He's defending himself, but the very next morning, I guess he's got like a presentation or meeting or something and he gets up and he tells the whole story to all of the people he works with. He's like, I'm currently being investigated for murder. This is what actually happened. I was having sex, blah, blah, blah. Guys jerking off on my balcony, go out to confront him, gets up, slips, falls, he's dead. This was not my fault. This is by what you may have heard. - They're like, okay, quarter two. - He told that at his, you know, conference room. - I mean. - All right, let's get to Stephanie's presentation about our growth expectations. - I don't know if that would have been my move. - No, me neither. - But I guess like if he's got the presentation and maybe he's like, I'm not gonna be able to get through this presentation. - Correct. And I suspect people had started talking about it. Look, I have no idea if, I mean, I really do believe that this is true, but I'm not gonna like stand on it being true. This is not my story, I'm just passing this along to be deciphered by you guys. - Did he say whether he finished with the girl after the guy died and before the cops came? - I can't imagine that they got back to it after that. - It's more importantly, did she finish? - Well, that's all that matters. Yeah. He gets up to go confront the guy and she's like, what about me? (laughs) You men are pigs. - Always getting what you want. - Not yours, your ego, just let the guy jerk off. I'm enjoying it. - I mean, I'm more curious about the balcony layout here. Like, was this guy, like if this guy was like jumping from balcony to balcony? - Was it Spider-Man? - I bet they were close. And but that there was a gap between them. That wasn't huge, but one that you could fall through. And he like went to go and he was in a hurry and hard dick is like out of his pants and that can get in the way. - Like do you think? Why would you, why do you need to get to the balcony? I mean, he must have been a shit face, but why do you need to get to, like you, why do you need to see this from? - I'm a stone cold sober. That's not, that's not a shit face move. - Climbing on a stranger's balcony to Goon is the least clear-minded thing I've ever heard. - I think being shit face, you'd be so drunk that you would be like, there's no shot I'm doing that. - No, I think it's the opposite. He probably had like beer muscles and he's like, I need to fucking jerk off from point blank range. - Do you think he heard them having sex and then decided to mosey over? - Yeah, I would imagine it was that. - Yeah, I bet it was that more than like, I'm just gonna try every balcony. - Yeah, 'cause that's what I'm wondering. - That has what I want. - Like I'm wondering if he's made it all the way around the hotel a couple of times. - Yeah, I gotta go up a floor now. - I mean, he's doing the equivalent of like channel surfing by just hitting like next one, next one. - Where's the porn? Where's the porn? - Yeah, I mean, he had resorts like that. Like he probably had a couple successful nights of answering before. - Without a doubt. - You have to hope. - You have to hope that he caught it. - Yeah, got in a way with it at least once before dying the first time. Like though he was like, that was the first time he did it. (laughing) Like the worst thing that happens is they kick me out of the hotel. - Oh for what? (laughing) He's falling and he's like, God damn it. Barely legal hose was only 99. (laughing) - Put a can up to the fucking wall or something like that. - Jesus Christ bro. He had to see it with his own eyes. - That's brutal. I remember hearing, I remember we were on the road somewhere. And I remember, fuck, I wonder where we were. We were on the road somewhere and I wanna say we were either meeting up for breakfast. Maybe it was San Francisco. It must have been San francs. I remember we were meeting up for breakfast or something and I remember I was waiting at the elevator for my room and the people in the room right in front of the elevator were like full orgy like scream fucking. And I was like, I felt like I was in like an episode of like impractical jokers. I was like, this can't be real. - What were they saying? - Screaming, they weren't saying anything. There was whaling. - Both of them? - Yeah, hollering. - Yeah. And then I remember I went down to the restaurant and I remember you were, you came down a couple minutes later and I told the story to you and then the lady at the bar was started laughing. And she was like, that'll happen. That'll happen when you're in a hotel. And I was like, I've never seen that happen anywhere. - That'll happen in San Francisco. - Yeah, it must have been San francs. - Yeah, yeah. - Freak city. - Oh yeah. And they're fucking loud out there. - They're loud. - They fuck loud on the west coast. (laughing) - Venture capital, all that fucking. - Yeah, it's just so much energy. - Silicon Valley, and energy's incredible. - So much energy out there. - They just hung a sweater vest on the door. They hung a quarter zip on the door. If there's a quarter zip on the door out in San francs, you know, somebody's getting the pipe. - You think we should get out to San, you think we should move the pod to San francs? - It's just the rent, so damn expensive out there. - Get an office. - Oh, I hear about us people complaining about the rent in San francs. Palo Alto? Are you guys Palo Alto or Berkeley guys? - Berkeley. - Berkeley. - Berkeley. - All right. - I don't know what Palo Alto is. I'm gonna be somewhere in San francs. - Stanford versus UC Berkeley. - Oh, Stanford. - Palo Alto? - Yeah, Palo Alto. - No. - Berkeley. - Berkeley. - No, Berkeley. (laughing) - For sure, Berkeley. - Why? Well, according to the social network, all the bad bitches are at Stanford. I don't know about that. Maybe. - That's what JT says. - Huh. - The Palo Alto is all tech. That's Silicon Valley, like, place where people live to work in Silicon Valley. It's an industry that's a little annoying. - Yeah. - Berkeley is like, you know, I don't know. - Aaron Rodgers went to Berkeley. - Of course. - Berkeley is like a nice residential. I've been there, buddy of mine grew up there. - Where in Cali is that again? - It's just north of San Francisco, north east, it's like across the Bay. - It's an Oakland. - It's like basically up the hill from Oakland. - But they're famous for having, like, that amazing restaurant. Alice Waters' restaurant. Shae Penis is in Berkeley. - Shae Penis. Shae Penis. - Shae Penis. - I think that's the restaurant that Gavin Newsom went to after telling Californians that they couldn't be- - Oh, that French laundry. - Oh, you went to French laundry? - That French laundry. - That's in San Omar Napa. - Shae Penis. - Such a power move. - Yeah. - Yeah, it is pretty sick. - You guys can't go out, but I can. - Yeah, it's going to. - Pretty sick. - Kind of like I get why it's wrong and why you can't do that. But at the same time, like, he was the only one there. - No, he wasn't. He probably was with his team. - And it was like, there was a bunch of people there. - I thought it was closed. - There was a, it was like, they had an event going on. There was like pictures of them out back. He's curousing. He had a multiracial curousing going on. - Man, that's yeah, you can't do that. Not with COVID. - That's trying to put on the cape for Newsom. - No, I mean, I just meant like if you're telling everyone they can't go out and then you were to go to a restaurant alone, that would be like, I guess it makes sense. Kind of an abusive power though. - They don't even think they ever closed down Disney World. - Per COVID? - Yeah. - Disney must have. - Disney must have. I think it was open the whole time. - Yeah, Florida didn't participate. - No, they didn't. I went to Tampa during the peak. It was crazy. It was like, it literally felt like I was in a movie. Like we landed and everyone's just ripping the mask off. Second, you get off the plane. - Yeah. - It was crazy. I had COVID. I had COVID while I was going there, for sure. I think I got it eight times. It was like every week I had it. - No immunity. - None. - Really? - I just kept getting it. - Oh, it's 'cause you kept getting the shots. - No, I only got one, J&J. One and done. Good for life. - I saw someone on the plane that yesterday, yet today or yesterday, and she had the mask up to her ears and sunglasses on over the mask too. - You know what I miss is the shield. - Yeah, the shield was amazing. - The shield was just all for show. I didn't do anything. It was like the mask that people wear when they're like welding something. - Yeah. - That was for like the Chinese social character point. - Yeah. - That's like shows that you care more than anybody else. I'm taking this super seriously. It's also like if it's not closed in, it's not gonna do anything. - Yeah, but it's bigger. - Yeah, I guess. - You don't get it, it's bigger. - Who was it? - Lana Del Rey, that were like the mesh mask. - Maybe. (laughing) - Do you know her husband? - No. - This dude operates a fan boat. - Really? - For his job. He's a fan boat tour guide. - Did she recently get married? - I think they've been married awhile. You'd like him, dude. - Because I was gonna say like, isn't she always dating like blue collar dudes? - I mean. - Alligator tour guide. - This dude, that's what he is. - He operates a fan boat for alligator tours and they're happily married. She took his tour and he was so charismatic that they got married. - Crazy. - Just down in the bay, you charming her? Were you still a little bit when I'm still old, young and beautiful? (laughing) - When I'm no longer young and beautiful. (laughing) - Summertime sadness. - I mean, she seems like the most opposite of Gator boat woman. - I know. - Maybe I'm just attaching her personality to the great, great Gatsby, because that's when. - I think you are. - Popped onto my consciousness. - 'Cause I feel like she's always getting, like her fans are like a certain way and she is not that way. - Summertime sadness. - Oh. - 'Cause she's like a, she's country. - No, this is just the fucking modern equivalent of buying a Prius in 2012. You're like, I don't care about what the rest of this celebrity's care about. I'm gonna fuck a guy that works a job. (laughing) - I'm gonna fuck a guy that. - I'm gonna fuck a blue collar worker. - Yeah, and then like she like doesn't know what a blue collar worker is, so she has to go like to the maximum extreme. I'm gonna fuck a guy that gives alligator tours. (laughing) - There's regular unions. (laughing) - I can't even afford a motor. (laughing) - She tried to start a trend and now she's just stuck married to this guy. - Yeah. - If it became a trend, one of these girls has to fuck naked numbers. Like Selena Gomez has to fuck naked numbers next. If it just becomes a trend that you fuck union workers and firefighters. - Oh yeah. - Where does the numbers come from? - Tony Roma, he knows all his stats. He said that. - He said that when he was growing up, 'cause he's a big Tony Roma fan. - Yeah, oh boy's fan. And he said that Jerry said that he always would have stats ready for Tony. 'Cause people would shit on Tony Roma and say he's not good. And then Nikki numbers would always have the numbers to back up why he is good. - Wow. - That's what I've been told at least. I'm sure there could be another side of the story. - Yeah. Yeah, because he could differentiate between Perk, 30s and 80s. Yeah, yeah, it could be something bad, or maybe, you know, maybe he just had the fucking phone numbers for every girl in his middle school. Yeah, yeah. Could be something like that. I could see that as well. But that's what that's what either he or Jerry told me that one of them said that to me. I heard he recited pie to four thousand. Oh, my God. You ever get into you ever get into pie three point one, four, one, five, nine, seven, eight, five, I think I know 14 of them. It's it's three point one, four, one, five, nine, two, six, five, three, five, eight, nine, seven, nine, three, two, three, three, two, three, sassy numbers, sassy, shrimp cocktail numbers, shrimp cocktail numbers, shrimp cocktail numbers, shrimp numbers. President Wednesday, glasses, picked up a new cube, new speed cube. Oh, give us one, close your eyes, close your eyes and do it. I can't do it as fat. I can't do it that fast. But if you guys want to feel just do it, I mean, she glides like butter. I'd like to feel it's almost a little too fast. Like I'm still getting used to this because like one flick and it almost rotates. That's not street legal. I don't think. I've never seen it with like the magnets that prevented from overspending last cube. My last cube was better. Have you seen the people are using these as like accessories for wrapping really fast? I saw that video of that dude. I was like, I hit him with a little bit of rhythm in it and they just do it in a room. Yeah, that's all just like from logic. Yeah. As logic was doing that. Now, the white rappers think that that's their path, the fame. Yeah. If you want to be a white rapper first and you're going to have to do is learn the Rubik's cube. Yeah. You're going to have to, well, you start with cups stacking cups. Then you get to a Rubik's cube. And then you could hit him with a little bit of rhythm. I hit him with a little bit of rhythm and I get it. Because logic did it on like the back fist club and he did it with his eyes closed. But he also does it like logic does it and then he like removes one of the pieces and puts he's like this pieces in the wrong place and it's like, I don't know if that's. That's not really. That's not street legal by him. Yeah. Taking pieces out and putting them back in Tyler, you can do it pretty quick, right? It's your fastest time a minute, one minute. Wow. That's what I'm at too. Do you know the speed method or you just do the traditional tea? Yeah. Yeah. I'm more of a traditionalist. Well, the traditional way here. Let me get, let me get that. Let me solve. Let me solve that real quick for you. Oh, good job. Good grab. All right. Yeah. I mean, we discovered some real territory today. You can scramble it as much as you'd like. It's been one of the weirder episodes we've all finished this and then we'll, we can end the episode. I'm having fun. It's funny when people do it and like, you know what, like people like will be like, I got to scramble it. And it's like, what do you think? I'm not like all of a sudden the algorithm is not going to work. Right. It's an algorithm. Right. Scramble it as much as you want. I'm just having a little bit of fun with it. Now, because you're a guy that's like, no, I got to scramble it. No, I'm not that kind of guy. Are we doing this? Is this for speed or is this just for pleasure? I think that when I said that you'd have to multiply that whatever it was like 30 by 300, I think I was wrong. I think it was just by 30 to get to 90,000. This cube's just been thinking about that. I've been thinking about that for half an hour. Really? That it was a very simple math thing. But again, you know what? I'm fucking stupid. And now people are going to think that you're incredible at math. I want to say, like, I feel like this was probably one of my dumber episodes. Like, I feel like I just had a lot of really stupid. I think this was, I mean, all time for all of us, all of us, nobody said one good thing. I didn't say anything. Nobody said anything close to gogent or, yeah, or correct, or any good takes, even. And now, and that will be the true test. If the people like it, then we, then you get, you get back to the swap line. All done. Have you guys been seeing that there's like a lot of discourse about the Delta 1. I said that I said it was a soup kitchen. I know. I'm saying it's public discourse now. Pretty sick, dude. That's all done. You said that everything served in the Delta lounge is vegetarian. And Ron and I were standing over the chicken trough together laughing, laughing at you. We laughed. You're like, Oh, look at this vegetarian flop. It is because it's all slow. And chicken bacon. There's been a massive, massive decline in quality at the Delta lounge. I don't agree. I think quality stayed the same because they're in that's because they're in your pocket. I think there's also getting paid by big Delta. I also think that there is a huge variance in the quality between lounges. Oh, absolutely. The one at SFO is not good. Oh, really? No, I would expect that one to be like not here. It's not a Delta hub. Meanwhile, it's an afterthought for that kind of side of your trip back from Japan, because the one in Haneda, it's like that you all have made to order stuff where they give you a buzzer. It's fucking fantastic. I've always wanted to hit the one in Iceland, but it's not a Delta lounge. It's like an Iceland air lounge, but that one they've got like, it's like a ski lodge. They've got like a, like a real fire and shit big leather chairs, you can ski in there. Wow. That one. So that one's definitely my cool, my white whale. But the people, there, there is growing discourse online. And if you'd like, you could take credit for being the, the first igloo that melted, that started this inland avalanche. But there are people that are saying that the Delta lounge is now just a trough. Yeah. And it's not just me saying that I'm with the culture is feeling and that's a perfect place to end it. All right. We'll see you guys next week. Cool. Bye. [Music]