President's Club | Son of a Boy Dad #433

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They can't just open his mouth. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Someone's going to get him when he's going right now. That is a great line. All right, you all come back to the Son of a Boydab podcast. Today, it is September 2nd. It is 12.30 p.m. and we are here live from HQ Trace. Wednesday. Wednesday, it's Wednesday. We listened. We sat our asses down and we said we're going to record on Wednesday in case you're going to release anything crazy happens on Tuesday and fucking nothing happened. Nothing happened. We waited around for what? It's the last time we'll ever do it. Straight up. Nothing happened. Dude, I got to tell you something. I have a little guilty admission, which is that, you know, people really have been writing a lot of comments whenever I wear something unusual and I wore that sort of check shirt or that platy shirt on the Tuesday episode and I got to tell you man, the comments were fucking hysterical. What they hit you with. I can't even remember. Maybe we could pull a couple up, but some of them were very, very funny. So you replied with something very muted this week with, I wouldn't say that this is exactly understated. Yeah, you're dressed like a detective out of 70s pool party. You're dressed like the boss of the paint factory. You know, I dress for myself. Exactly. I don't think I'm, I wouldn't say that I'm particularly well dressed. It's just what I'm feeling and look, France is dressed for an eighth grade school photo. That was pretty good. And then what a, it was all a lot of the top ones. I can't really talk shit. I'm dressed like a fucking cowboys fan of those Japanese, is that Japanese down? These? No, yours. God no, bro. These are vans. Uh, one of them said, one of them said, France is looks like a lumberjack who works from home. That was the funniest one. I saw that one. That's so funny. That's pretty good. You think I've had a, you think I've Japanese denim. I don't know how to assume, yeah. Why'd you scoff at vans? We're all great American brands. Vans. What's wrong with vans? I don't even think it's an American brand, isn't it a German brand? Vans. Isn't it? Am I wrong about that? I don't know. I thought I was like, isn't it? There used to be some wild, uh, it's an American brand. Yeah, people forget that Hitler actually used to wear vans. There used to be some crazy anti-Semitic theories around vans. Yeah. Around the shoes. Yeah, Hitler, Hitler had all of the Nazis goose stepping in the, exactly. In the slip-ons. In the slip-ons. His own police photoshopped that for us, even as a comment. What were the anti-Semitic theories about vans? I'll never say. I'd like to hear them. No, it wasn't there a point in time. Like, it looked like the bottom of the vans were, it had like the star of David on them. And then people said that they were, it was like stepping on the star of David or some shit. I don't know. I heard it one time when I was like five and you sew it into your memory. Yeah. I heard that the band corn as a child. I heard that there, that was a racist, uh, it says it's a completely false urban legend. There you have it. He's true. He was saying about vans corn, was that mean the band corn? Oh, I thought you were talking about Keith van corn, the basketball player from Iowa. Yeah. Nets. He said for that it stood for, uh, keep on running N word. Whoa. That's just like some random dude in your school made that up. Yeah. And then when I was a physical therapy, I saw, uh, uh, a black dude wearing a corn shirt and it fucking zoomed back into my mind and I was like, oh, should I fucking tell him? Yeah. You showed up. Let him know. Bro, you know what that means, right? Take that off right now. I watched a video recently of a pretty cool mashup between corn and, um, slipknot. Oh, very fun. Where they collabed on stage to sing a Beastie Boys song. Oh, triple collab, we call that. Little Beastie Boys wasn't there, obviously. Well, it's there there in spirit. Yeah. I don't know about ghosts. Maybe there's a ghost on stage. Yeah. Yeah. It was cool. It was cool. Did you guys ever, uh, watch the woods? Woodstock 99 shit. Oh, yeah. We're at Horners playing. Yeah. One of the reasons I didn't, I can't go to concerts any ever again. Would you have enjoyed being in that frong? No. No, not at all. I would have liked watching it from a distance. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, like sort of by like the shit. Like a rich family watching a civil war battle. A helicopter. Yeah. Yeah. Hellcopter would be nice. Yeah. Yeah. It seems, it does seem kind of fun. Yeah. People are going really hard. Oh, yeah. But then you got to go to the bathroom or get a drink. My childhood wasn't bad enough to have enjoyed that concert. I think there were parts of the concert that looked good, but once people started lightening shit on fire and like burning places down, I think that's probably when I would have headed out. There was a line. Yeah. Yeah. Hit the road. It was a visceral feeling in my stomach. Really? Well, it wasn't. Of disgust and claustrophobia and fear and also thirst. I think it, when it really got dark, was when they had like the rave at night. And then just like everyone just started getting raped. And I was like, whoa, yeah, this isn't really Woodstock vibe anymore, guys. Yeah. Right. What do you got through it? I hated this. Yeah. Yeah. I've been pissed. Have you guys either of you ever been to a music festival? Oh, yeah. I went to sensation white in Copenhagen. Oh, that's a classic. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, I think I was there too. - Sensation wide. - Did I see you there? - You may have. - What was that? Who was playing at that? - Swedish house mafia among other groups, I think. It was great. Everyone was wearing white. - Swedish house mafia, is that a real thing? - You know the Swedish house mafia. - I don't know Swedish house mafia. - I can't say I've ever heard those words. - Put that being at a sensation white in Copenhagen. - I don't know how you're gonna say 36 mafia. - That's what Hitler was dreaming about when he was wearing his all white vans. EDM concert in Copenhagen, where Swedish house mafia is playing and everyone's wearing white. It was literally his Ethiopia. Was it, was it awesome? - Is it an EDM band? - It is. - Flash team. - They were the biggest-- - What's your worry child? - That's too much. - That's too much. - Probably other than the Vichy. - Oh yeah. - They were like the biggest name in house music. - Yeah, I'm not a big like electronic music guy. - More M.I. - Well, you just, you saw them at the Copenhagen. - You flew to Copenhagen. - I traveled to see them. - Yeah. - Wow, Swedish house mafia, sensation white Copenhagen. How many times in a lifetime are you gonna? Or is that gonna happen? He's the ones in a lifetime opportunity. - Did you ever go see a Vichy? - No. - Did you know that he co-ed blinded a bar stool blackout tour? - I think I did know that. - Concert thing. - And they like split the money. - That's crazy. - There's like him in Dante. - Yeah. - Like Dante's like he's cutting into my time. - He opened for Dante. - That's crazy. That's pretty fucking sick. Man, festivals are a fun time. But you don't even really have to know the artists, you know? I'll never go again. - I bet Hitler would have loved fucking EDM. - Probably, yeah. I'm not an EDM guy. I tried to get into it like forcefully when I was a little, when I was younger. - Yeah. - Because like everyone was listening to EDM. - When a dubstep came out, you were probably like, you were right for your brain was a sponge. - Exactly. I thought dubstep was a band. Like I thought dubstep was like a group, you know? I don't know what the term is in house music. Band, team, group. But I thought dubstep was a team and I downloaded an album on Apple Music called Dubs by Dubstep. - Yeah. - And it was just like, it was clearly just like AI, generated fucking garage band music. - They didn't even have AI then. - Yeah, they probably did. - You just listened to the wrong teams. There were better teams. Much better teams. - I listened to a little of itchy. - Yeah. - Here and there, mostly the day he died. That was really when I-- - He was followed. - You're a big kick. - Yeah, always hope people could see. - Absolutely. - You're a Skrillex guy. I've seen pictures of you sitting on a dock with your hair cut like Skrillex and the big chunky Skrillex glasses. - No, never, never. - But I definitely did. - You had the hat. - I was a little into Skrillex. - The side of your head shaved and like really long hair on one side. (laughing) - Did you would have liked Steve A. okay? - Steve will do it. - Steve A. okay? - He's the guy that throws the cakes at people's faces. - Oh yeah, I've seen that. - He's still doing it. - Even though he looks like the guy at the beginning slash end of inception. - Yeah, I don't fuck with this guy. - He looks like just like an old man waiting to die alone. - I don't know how easy it is to throw a flat cake flat. I've always wondered about that. He's got to use the shot put technique. - It's probably at the range. - He probably has like a stack of sheets at the shooting range. - I mean, he's really launching those. - I mean, that is a long way to keep the cake flat flat to what it's hitting. I don't know how it doesn't go off-axis in any way. - I'm back in on Steve A. okay? - A. okay, it was very good. - Yeah, this is, I mean, they don't teach that. You got to learn that. - I went to a club in Miami probably for Halloween. - I must have been 2013 with my buddy. - How was it with Miami? - It's a dream. Halloween in Miami. - Yeah, that's a dream. - I was dressed as a gladiator. - Hell yeah. - Oh, you probably got so much cremo snaz that night. (laughing) - You smelled like the fucking tuna market. - Japan. - I've gone to bars. - Yeah, anyway. - I would have probably just worn like a jersey. Basketball jersey. - You wouldn't have gone. - I would have worn a KG jersey. - We all know you wouldn't have gone. - Definitely wouldn't have worn a sleeveless jersey. - Absolute. - Maybe like a hockey jersey. - In Miami? - Yeah. - In Miami, I'm wearing a jersey and a chain too. - Not too 11. - Some links. - You're not getting into 11 unless you have pants. - We went to live at the Fountain Blow. Fountain blue. - Yeah. - And, I mean, I remember getting 'cause we were excited and Dave was there. - Oh yeah. - Did I ever tell you about that? - Was he wearing a jersey? - No. - What was he? - He was just himself. - Yeah. - Did you call your shot that night? - What? - Were you at barstool at the time? - Mm-hmm. - Uh-oh, you were at barstool. I thought this was like pre-barstool. - No. - Like called your shot. - So it must not have been 2013. Yeah, it must have been more like 2018, 2017, whatever. I have pictures from that night. I have a picture of Dave. I wrote a blog about it. - Really? - Yeah. - You got any pictures of gas that night? - He wasn't there. - It was his costume. - I don't know. - But my point is that-- - The line of cocaine. - It must not have been, it must not have been, I went once for Halloween. That must have been a different time. Because this night was not Halloween. But Steve A.O.K. didn't come on until like three in the morning at which point Dave had left for 11. And when he went there, they had signs welcoming him. - Of course. - He was like the mayor. - Yeah. - But I remember before he left, he came over to me and he was like, have you heard of this college running back? And I was like, no. He's like, I'm supposed to do a pizza review with him tomorrow, but I don't know if I really want to. - Was it Christian McAfry? - No, I don't think it was. - Who was it? - I don't remember. You're asking the wrong guy. - Oh, I thought that it was gonna be a big reveal. - I thought that was like Sean Robinson. - Yeah. - That was our whole conversation at the nightclub. I wonder who it was. But it was nice of him to try to-- - To ask you a question. - To ask you a question. - Common ground. - Like, oh, no, I have no idea who that is. - All right. - All right. - We're gonna go to 11. - You're not welcome. - But the funny part was that he had the primo table on the dance floor that was right next to the DJ. And we had originally booked that table. They were like 12 of us. And then when we got to the club, the person who told us where we were supposed to go, he was like, listen, we've moved you guys down a table. We're like, why? And they were like, well, we have a big guest came. - It was my boss. - Yeah. (laughing) - My boss displaced us. - Yeah, that's crazy. - That's the best possible situation though. - That's pretty good, yeah. - So were you able to go over to his table pretty freely? - I could have, but I didn't want to bother him. - You should have caused a fuss. - We booked that table for a reason. - We bunked it months in advance. - I want to coupon. Next time I come back to live fountain blow, half off bottles of Belvedere. - Did I tell you that's about when my friends were here and they went out and the next morning they woke up and they were like flabbergasted by the bill. They got, and they were like $350. And Beau was like, I was like, well, what did you guys get? And he was like, I mean, all I had was a couple beers and a couple shots and a couple cocktails. And I was like, yeah, I mean, that's gonna do it. (laughing) What did you think those were all free? - The same Birmingham, Beau. - The same Birmingham, no more. - Ordered the whole menu. - Yeah, I'm like that's, you got everything as expensive as you could find. - In the most expensive city. - Yeah. - Wow. - Yeah, it's never gonna be cheaper. It's bad to say. - That was when they visited you recently? - Yeah, yeah. - They were mind blown by the bill. - Well, that's what you saved on that. - Oh, big time. - 'Cause you didn't go out. - No, no, I did not. - If you had gone out and you'd had fun with them, would you have split that bill with them even though you weren't drinking? - We've been over this and in a million years, I would not put a penny towards that bill. - Yeah. - Why would I be buying people drinks when I'm not drinking? - I don't know, friendship. - That's not friendship. That's charity. - generosity. Yeah, generally, you say charity. I say generosity. - That's not yeah. - I like buying drinks for people. - When you're drinking, you don't go, you don't just walk into a bar, not drinking gum. I'm gonna get all your guys drinks. - You wanna hear something funny? That's gonna completely be you. - I don't got the bread for that. - Complete, that's fucking horse shit. - No, it isn't. I don't have, just buying like Air Force One technology computers. - Hell no. I haven't bought anything electronic-wise in a couple months. - Mm-hmm. - I haven't. I was gonna buy another mouse the other day and I stopped myself again. - You brought one in today? - That's I had that one already. - You have mice falling out of your pockets. - Yeah, you're like an exterminator. - It's my old mouse. - Why did you bring it? - Because it's attached, I use it from my laptop. - Pull that thing out. - I mean, everyone, that games will know this beast. - You can't. - You can't super light too. - Let me give hands on that. - Tell me that someone who carries around or the mouse in their backpack hasn't bought anything electronic for months. - I got that over a year ago. - I don't buy an old mouse. - That's like, that's last gen. The new gen is the super strike. - Cool. - Get a couple of clicks on that. - I'm gonna click the shit out of this thing. It's a good click. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good click. That's so nice. That ASMR is going to be so quick. Keep the skates on the bottom, too. Wow. Super glides. Wow. Guys, I'll give you 200 bucks. This spike becomes the wall right now. I would remember to carry 200 bucks. I can't now. It's 200 bucks to you. It's like 130. I know. I would give him 200 bucks to do that. I wouldn't give you any. If you gave me $200, I'll destroy it right now and then I'll go buy the new, the new Jan mouse. That's just useless. He wants it. I know. I don't want it if he's going to give me $200 because I'll get the mouse that I wasn't that I stopped myself from buying. You saved $400 by not going out with your friends. You could get two new mice. I didn't save any money by not going out with my friends because I didn't go. I wasn't going to go in the first place. Let me dissolve your argument for one second. So you said you don't like to buy drinks for people unless you're, if you're not drinking yourself, right? Yeah. Well, I have two friends that are going to, they're currently in Paris, husband, wife, friends of mine. And I recommended a restaurant to them that I went to when I was there and they're going and I messaged the restaurant and I'm picking up their tab. That's such a problem. That's nice because I'm very fond of them and I haven't seen them in a while. And by the way, Ron does this stuff to the fucking nines. You know, I go out to dinner. He will not let me pay. He does sneaky shit. Yeah, because he's like stealing money from somewhere or some shit. It's some sort of scheme that he has going. What? He wants the points or something. What? There's always some sort of underlying reason why Ron does things. He's like Jerry. What the fuck? That's a crazy rickus ad Jerry. If you're going to insult me and insult me, believe me. Jerry out of this. Jerry's always trying to make a buck. Yeah. The only, the only underlying thing you could say is that it feels good to be generous. That's the only sort of like plan. When we went out to dinner, I went out to dinner or got food with my friends eight times and I paid for it every single time. I also went to Iceland with my friends and pretty much paid for the entire trip. I'm not buying them beers. They owe me thousands of dollars. Does it make you feel good to buy them a nice hotel room in Iceland? No, it made me feel good. That's what I just asked. Oh yeah, no, no, it made me feel good getting the hotel room for myself. Oh, not for them. They also were in the hotel room, but I didn't do it for them. You for me. You resented that they were in there with no, I was fine with it. Why does it not feel good to ball out on them? Because I don't have enough money to be balling out on people. But you did something nice for them because you couldn't, they couldn't. Yeah, so we had a why I elevated our trip to the next level. Right, wait a second. If you have enough money to be balling out on yourself, you have enough money to be balling out on them, which you effectively did by letting them share your room. It's like if you have enough food for yourself, you can theoretically share some and you did. That's to your credit, by the way. I think you're weirdly and annoyingly like professing to be selfish. When in fact, there's no more generosity in you than than you're allowed. No, I'm saying I do buy people meals and all that. I just don't do the drinks. I don't pay for drinks. I did a tasting menu this past weekend with another couple. And I got the wine pairing and nobody else did. And the other couple insisted that we split the bill evenly. So what I did is I told them the wrong price of the bill. So they would pay less. And they never found that out. They never found that out until until right now. See that's the type of thing. That's like that coach wouldn't quote where it's like work hard when no one else is looking at something like that. Of course. Like Ron will do the right thing for no credit, which is up for right now when you're creating level of ultra-wast for hundreds of thousands of people to hear. You've got three levels. It's like the three bears, like Goldilocks, like he's too generous and altruistic. I'll be altruistic, but I guess it's not technically altruistic because I want the credit. Yeah. Even if it's just for myself. Yeah. You're like the Larry David like donating to the, what does he donate? And they they they want him to donate anonymous anonymously. And he's like, well, then why would I donate? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I used to squat on a take. This is in 2011. And it might not be a good take, but I used to squat on the take that all charity giving is selfish. Oh, yeah. Tax right off. If tax right off, you can feel good about yourself. I don't think that's what he meant. Oh, it is. And you threw that in like, I know exactly what you're talking about. Now, yeah, people that are donating like a ton of money to charity. It's usually for tax purposes. Well, you know that what that, all that is is that the money that they donate to charity, they don't have to pay income tax on. They're still losing the money. It's not like, oh, you donated $10,000 to charity. Now we're going to give you money. It's not that it's not how it works. I'm talking about the people that are donating millions to charity. Fake charities too. A lot of fake charities going around got to be careful. Really? Oh, yeah. I haven't heard about that. I tried to donate to like a dog shelter the other day to end it up giving all my money to flock cameras. I'm sure there is a way where people who are donating millions of dollars are starting foundations to some degree. It's like maybe a way for them to shelter money. Yeah, that may be true. Hiding it. I don't know. I'm talking it away. It's dog charities too. Like people will always give to a dog charity. Of course. So just you make yourself the CEO of a nonprofit for dogs. You're going to get fucking rich. You're a millionaire. Big time multi millionaire. Yeah, that's really nice. Who's calling? Oh, was it bow? Yeah, pick it up. No, I'm not. Come on. Let him on. No, he's walking around outside of his office. You call? You call all calm because you didn't want to know. No, I did want to talk about that. That 49 play 49ers player. You see this? Yeah. What's his name? Something love. Dejon love. Frances, are you up to date with Dejon love? No, I got to call bow really quick. Call bow real quick. Are we banged on you? We know you're free, both. That's insane. Even you a voicemail. Here we go. This is going to be bow. Everybody. Hold on. Come on now, bow. Wow. He's busy. If he's smart, he won't answer it. That he's just so fucking you. He's not screaming mine because this is top. This is a top float for you. It's not really cut this out of the episode. If you want, I don't really need to. Because you know why? Bow and I are not friends. Oh, man. This is devastating. He called me and then you called anything. We just did. You just got reversed on. I'm going to text him. Did you ever hear the story about a fan found J Cole's phone and so they opened it. And they found Jay-Z's number and they called Jay-Z from J Cole's phone and Jay-Z didn't answer. Oh, absolutely. And then they put the number into their own phone and called him again and Jay-Z picked up right away. He was specifically not trying to talk to J Cole. That's brutal. That's so brutal. Tough day for Cole sweating. Son of a boy dad is brought to you by our partners at Draft Kings. The weight is over. Football is here and so is Draft Kings. The Draft Kings sports app is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida. Every fan is in on the excitement. 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Oh, is this the guy that somehow scammed women by convinced all these people that he was a 49ers player? And he's just a random dude. Okay. And he walks around with the 49ers helmet on. I saw the headline, but I don't know the story. Tell me the story. That pretty much is the story. He is a he's scammed people out of $1.3 million pretending to be on the 49ers and he'll just DM people and be like, Hey, can I get a free haircut or like a free chain or a free car. I'm on the 49ers with like two football emojis. I can afford it because I'm on the 49ers. did you see the one that cameo posted. Yeah, he said he's going to charge five. Is that fake though? No, I think cameo posted it themselves, unless they could be meaming them. They said, well, they said they posted a DM of him being like, I want to, I want a way to get in touch with my fans better. A lot of my teammates are already on there doing. He said, like, I'm totally down to do like fantasy, like draft picks and stuff. He also told he reached out to a club. I was like, I want to get your entire club rented out. And I'm going to bring it to my house. I'll pay you guys $80,000. I'm in the NFL. I can afford it. Why does it say that he specifically skimp women because that is who he mostly was scanning and what they were giving him money to invest women were. Yes. And he'd be like, hey, I could turn your 10 into 20 or something like that. They would give him the 10 and then he would just disappear. He pretty much ran that same scheme that the Tinder swindler did. Remember that? Yeah, it's pretty much the exact same thing, but he's in the NFL instead of like a rich dude from Dubai. Do you remember that kid that was a doctor? There was like a child doctor who like was posting online. He was also a classic scammer. I don't even think he was making this much money, but he had patients and he was like a 14 year old pretending to be a doctor. What do you think like realistically, what's a good scam that I could do in the like soon, because I'm trying to like hit a lick to be honest, trying to get that new mouse. I mean, should we start a scam? I know that they didn't answer, but I bet Jersey, Jerry and Nikki numbers are the answer right now. Yeah, but their scams are a little too. They're too much work. Oh, yeah, I remember that dude. Fake teen doctor sentenced to prison. Like, why would you, I mean, Dejan, Lover, whatever, he at least picked the highest thing to scam about, which is football pretending to be a doctor and having to do like clinical trials, having to have like patients sitting on a bed and you like hit their knee and you're trying to give them actual advice. That's a terrible thing to be scamming. How do you even scam as a doctor, though? Like, was he doing like virtual visits or like were people coming into an house? He had an office. He had a doctor's office. But what to what end, though? It's not even like it's a big cash business, because he get in $25 co-pays at a time and trying to like, cobble together a scam. Maybe he's just telling everyone, like, sorry, like your insurance is out of network. Yeah, I don't accept you insurance of any kind. You don't even want my card? No. You can sign up for our insurance. It's $30,000 a visit, though. That's a good thing to scam, like scamming an insurance company, like they're printing money and they're like inherently like there's like an evilness to them. Yeah, something like that. United Health Care. We could start an insurance company. It's one of a boy dad insurance. Oh, boy dad insurance. Okay. Well, we actually don't get this like health insurance. Everything. I think we have to be more specific. What about like art? Francis has connections to the art world. That's true. He's dressed like a dealer. And like if it's a dress like the guy that brings you your painting in a box, I handle it properly. And then if like their art ever gets destroyed or something, we can just make a fake one. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we could just do like screen prints. They've never known. We could take for it. Yeah. So well, like someone buys say the Mona Lisa, we steal the actual Mona Lisa. And then we give them a screen print at one. Listen, we're we're thinking the wrong way here. We're coming up with scams that have already been done. We need to find something that hasn't been done. And then do it until right before people figure out, then get out of the game. I like that. What about like fake AI? Oh, I like that a lot. They think they're talking to a chat. They're talking to us. Yeah. Now, it's going to be a lot of work for us. And sure and all that should be tough for people to stick with our products, given how slow it is. Yeah, we're also we're offline from APM till 8 AM. But what about or like what about a venture capital and say we're like we're developing in AI and do like the Elizabeth Holmes, like there's no product. You know, like we never there's nothing you're selling the idea. We're just selling the idea. And there's and we get like, go to 500 million. And then like we need actually four billion dollars to just happen. We're constantly. Yeah, we're constantly doing like our evaluations and they're constantly going up robot scamming. Just got evaluated again. We're worth 10 billion dollars. Yes. Yes. I think you can just do that. You can just say like we were evaluated at 10 million. And then people are like holy shit. Valuated. Valuated. Evaluated or evaluated. Valued. We're valued at 10 million. But evaluated. Evaluated is I think believe it or not, you guys have talked me into a point where I can't remember. I don't know either now. Valued is right for sure. I don't think people say like evaluated the business to be worth X amount of money. So what do they say? Is that because there's a valuation as a business. I don't think that maybe I don't think evaluated sounds right either anymore. Yeah. In terms of specific financial worth of a price of it or of an asset property or business. So evaluate. Well, okay. Evaluate to assess judge or examine the overall worth performance or character of an object idea or person. Yeah. Object idea or person. Evaluated is right. Our is evaluate is right too. It's not we just said we're selling the idea. Did we not just say that? Yes, but you were talking specifically about what the business might be worth. And that is evaluated as opposed to evaluated. No, I think Ron's just trying to put mustard on my jacket there. What about and I'm saying a completely logical thing. And now you're trying to make it out like a value where like I just invented the word for the first time. Yeah, that you're dumb or something. Yeah. What about a robot scam? But it's like just a guy in a robot suit. And we go to like been done already. All I see is robots like robot the proper word to use there. Is that the right word? Can we look that up if robot is the right word? I feel like all I see is these Boston that are just not even Boston Dynamics anymore. It's like robots at like like the robot Olympics are somehow happening. They're sprinting and they're break dancing and now they're all like falling over literal break dancing. They're breaking one of the dance. Bo got back to me. He said, are you guys recording? So he knew and was that's why he didn't pick up. Supposedly took him a while to get back though. I just didn't look at my phone because I got back to podcast a minute. Yeah, he's not trying to be on lights are too bright for him. Yeah, he's not built for it. No, I can't handle it anymore. Maybe back in the old days. Right. When it was when we were getting whatever views, not anymore. Yeah, he's not built for the rock for the outside of the rocket ship dangling on the rocket ship. I'd like I'd like Bo to get some pussy as a result of this podcast. No, no, no, no, no, let's do it. Let's put together a dating show where it's one like a Nikki Smokes versus Bo dating show. Bo's her toes. Yeah, Bo's her toes. Yes, wow. Yeah, and it's just like 30 girls and it's Nikki Smokes and Bo and like the we act like there's not a winner, but it's really choosing good over evil. Bo smokes. Yeah, yeah. Bo smokes. Bo smokes. Bo smokes. Bo smokes. Yeah, Bo smokes. I could definitely play Bo smokes. Got a lot of potential. Do you think those two would get on bo and smokes? Yeah. I have no idea. I don't know smokes well enough, really. I bet Dave would hire a bow if you went by Bo smokes though. Oh, definitely. But they already I already tried to get Bo hired and yeah, but he didn't have a name. He didn't have a fat Italian name. Yeah, Bo smokes. Bo smokes could go crazy. I don't think he's got that in him though. I don't think he's got like the numbers in him, you know, Nikki numbers. Nikki numbers has it. Yes, I agree. He's meant to be in front of the camera. Seeing of him with Una is one of the funniest things when he she's reading his DMs. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he's like, I'm not really much of an artist, but I could see us drawn together or something. I'm drawn to you. He's like, yeah, I thought that was pretty good. I thought that one was pretty good. What was your like, what was your take from from meetings numbers? He's amazing. Yeah. Isn't it weird how similar he talks to Jerry? He immediately tried to scam Jerry. Oh, yeah. Well, he was in the office. He scammed Jerry. What do you mean? He, him and Pat acted like he got in a bike accident and hit somebody with a bike and he needed $1,200 from Jerry immediately. And like his phone died or something like that. So like Pat was calling him. Pat had to like pay some guy for the bike and Jerry immediately sent the money. Jerry was like, Nikki numbers got into another pinch. Like, I can't get off this fucking guy numbers. And he sent Pat $1,200 for a scam. Like he immediately scammed him. Yeah. And there was no cameras around or anything. They were just like scamming for the love of the scam because nobody was recording it. Wasn't there something where Pat said he would scam Jerry and Jerry said he wouldn't be able to. Yeah. And then he called a shot and then Nikki but they're like, the ease that Nikki numbers like slipped into the scam, like it was, it was like second nature. It was like each hero picking up a baseball bat. Yeah. Yeah. Like it was just like what he was born to do. Yeah. He's just like a 3,000 hit, like career 315 hitter, just like it, insane, perfect hitter because Jerry is always scamming, but numbers is always scamming too, but he's always scamming Jerry. Like not even I would say like numbers just steals from Jerry. Like Jerry will have like a bunch of cash and he'll be like numbers. Can you get something in my car? And then Jerry will go back to his car and there's like a thousand dollars missing. Just gone. They were, Jerry, I drove Jerry for a while yesterday and he was so he called numbers obviously. Yeah. And they just were talking on the phone. I don't even know if I want to say the stuff. No, I can't say it. The way that they speak is unbelievable and the conversations that they have are just outrageous. That's like that. Have you ever seen the clip of Jerry on Mr. Jerry on the set where he gets the call from numbers? Yeah. So funny. And everybody's like that girl last night. And it's Jerry in like a kid's studio. He's like, we got a crypto rug. You weren't we're going to like you hit any big cryptos. He's like, what are you going to call? Like five o'clock and numbers are like, no, that's too late. And everybody accused them of that conversation being like stage for camera. Yeah, no, no, it wasn't. They had like a more bizarre conversation yesterday with like just like this lasagna of like insane details that I don't think I could say any of them on into a microphone. No, you can't. It's all private. Yeah, it was all private. All business wise. One of them numbers is like talking about how like and and the car had no tents. So it's like, I mean, filling the madlib for the first half of that sentence. It could be anything. The truly fascinating guys. It is. They live a different life. But Nikki Numbers, I thought was like very like easy to get along with. Like he's like very like like for someone who is such a big character. It's not like he was like overly energetic or like hard to like be around. Like he just was like kind of chilling, you know, crack the high noon, just fully yarns him. Yeah, he earned his one. He earns him every day. Yeah. Yeah, because he worked out super hard. Yeah, he's. Did you ever hear about, actually, I can't talk about that either. Massage envy. What is it? Massage envy. Massage. I got a guy. Massage envy. No, I haven't. I got it. I can't tell. I don't know if I should I just tell you guys and then cut it out. No, no, I think I might know what did it wait. Are you saying massage? Massage envy. What's clear? Is it about because I can't tell what you're saying. You're like a massage envy. What do you mean you can't tell what I'm saying? So clear. You keep on bringing like the M to like a silent and massage massage as in rubbing envy. No, I don't think I'm less is it about Steve? Who's that? Okay, never mind. We're off of it. Okay. We're off of it. We're off the topic. Okay, okay. I've already said too much and I forgot about those stories that they were telling. Yeah, maybe it is. Yeah, because they got a lot of family too. They got a lot of brothers and cousins and I don't don't even know if any of them are actually related though. Yeah, are Jerry and numbers related? No, no, they're not. No, but his brother has the same name as Jerry. I think, maybe I don't know, I think numbers has like 10 siblings. He's got a lot of brothers. Kevin Steve. Sure art. It's like Matt Damon. Yeah, literally. Ricky Tommy Terry and Brian. And they all have like names. What do you want to know that not my brothers? I'm not actually a scammer. And I never went to massage at me. Oh God. I watched. What are you saying? No, no, go ahead, please. No, no, no. What are you gonna say? No, I was gonna pivot. Okay, pivot. No, no, no, no, no. No, because I've already said too much pivot. Pivot. I watched a sick movie. It was called Wasteman. You guys would love it. Wasteman. Wasteman. Wasteman. Was clean your fucking ears out. What's going on? I was joking. It's terrible. I heard it. Wasteman. Yeah. And how, what was that about? It was up as this prison movie. These, both of these dudes that have like, is it a gay prison movie? It's looking like moonlight, to be honest. Got a huge moonlight vibe. The tone. Rotten tomatoes, 100%. Click on the rotten tomatoes. Yeah, I mean, that's why you're trying to poke holes in my, in my, because I want to see, you know, sometimes the so few people have seen the movie that the critics score can be like that, because it's not really reviewed by many. But for the, for the audience to have it at 85 is very solid. It's a great movie. You guys, you guys both would love it. It's, is it gay? No, there's not a gate. There's not a drop of gay shit that happens. It's always like a very dark black dude and then like a white dude with a tank top and they're gay together. You're just looking at the poster of the movie. I know. That it's always that spotlight. Didn't even have a white guy spotlight moonlight spotlight. Come on spotlight had plenty of gay guys. They were priests. And moonlight had a gay guy too. Which one didn't have gay guys? This one. No one's gay in this movie. There's no two leads. There's no gay shit. It's hard for the two main characters. They don't have a gay relationship. It's a fucking sick. It's like a badass. It's like a throwback movie. Like they don't make shit like this anymore. It's violent and fucking provocative. It's provocative because it's fucking. There's no fucking. It's a thinker. But there's no pussy shit. It gets right to it. It's shot interestingly. Only dick shit. Yeah. I'm not. I don't even think you see fucking. I don't think you even see dick. So you'd so it is gay. It's fully inserted. It's definitely a gay movie. That's fine though. 85% on Fandango though. That's huge. What does it have on Fandango? I bet that's just the rot in tomatoes. Yeah. That's a bummer. I stayed out of that because you guys were cooking. That was fun to watch. I have a hole in the front of my sock, which I'm just noticing. That's a pretty tough place for a hole in the sock at the toe. No, like in like in the shin. I don't even know how that happens. Got caught. Yeah. That's really ruining your look right now. Got caught jumping over a barbed wire fence. You were very put together until you jumped that fence. I know. And tore up your sock. Can we talk about the woman who got shot in Times Square after stabbing people? Yeah. Yeah. She stabbed one of the VPs at Bank of America. Yeah. Then someone else too. Yeah. People are like acting like that's like I was like my sister was talking about. People were acting like it's like the it's like the Luigi thing where he like killed the CEO or whatever of that insurance thing. No. This is just like a random person. The person was crazy. Yeah, no, I'm talking about the person that died though. Right. Like it was just like a girl that was like saying that made a level employee at Bank of America. It was the girl that was trying to fuck that Indian guy, right? No, that was saying that was like a JP Morgan, your fish head wife, something like that. It was that girl, right? Whatever ended up happening with that. Was that true? It was that all. It's hard to know if that was true. Yeah. Even now, I don't know what of it was true versus what of it was not true. And now we'll never know since after the Times Square thing. Yeah. I know. I really put a hole. I really put a wrench in it. I think JP Morgan did a very good job of making that guy seem uncredible. But I also think that incredible. I wonder about that. But I also think that he showed some text messages that were not doctored. Oh, really? I don't know. I'm going to give up on having opinions for a while. You said I don't know before I even finished. I don't want to stand on any business this episode. Wait, I thought we were about to talk about the, I thought you were about to have an opinion on the Times Square shit. Well, I was going to talk about the bad woman who stabbed people, but then you started, you all started making fun of the victim. And I thought, no, I was supporting the victim. I was supporting the victim because people were saying that like people were trying to like celebrate it. Like it was the Luigi thing when it really was very far off. Right? No, it wasn't that at all. Why was she holding the stabber? Why was she holding the two knives like a midwestern dad about to eat dinner? So that's exactly right. I thought that video of her basically like doing, she's like chosen at that point. It seems maybe she was just bachelored crazy and I'm sure she was. But when the cops have surrounded her and she's deciding it looks like to basically die. Yeah. The way that she went about threatening the cops was so ridiculous. She basically started like spinning the knife. Yeah. I haven't seen I've scrolled past the video. I've actively not watched because she gets shot in the video. I don't want to see that. I didn't see a clip. The close-up clip that I sought to not show her getting shot right then and there. But it showed it from a distance. At first they hit her with the taser. Is it in the close-up? - Oh, that's bad. - Not my cup of tea, I know you're into that kind of stuff. - Sure, I am not. - It's crazy, I assumed I've always scrolled past it, but it seemed like there's just like, life was going on around it. - There's so many people. - Yeah, they didn't like clear the background or something. Like what do they miss the shot and just like goes into somebody who's like clearing a circle so they can break dance for like dollar bills. - Also, like I feel like if you shoot someone that close up, like there's probably a pretty good chance that it could go through the person now. - Not that woman, she was. - Dance. - She was big. - Yeah. - Dance as hell. - Yeah. - Was there any motive behind her murder? Or was it just, she was just a random lady on the street. - Seemed totally arbitrary. - Interesting. - Which makes it even more tragic. - Yeah, a little bit more terrifying as well. - Yeah. - You know, time of square, stay away from it. Not a good place. - Yeah. - Really bad place. - Bad energy. - Awful energy. - I remember I used to have to walk through time square every single day to get to work. Start the morning off. - Dude, one cookie monster, a hug. (laughing) - I had to work, why junior summer of college? I did not yet have a job lined up, but I was in the city. And my uncle, my step uncle helped me get a job at New York sports clubs, the gym. And initially it was supposed to be to kind of get a sense of how their business was run. But ultimately, I basically started going into the gym every day and it was like, okay, yeah, we're gonna help you learn about the gym. And then it was like on my way to just getting my personal trainer certification. (laughing) I had to go all of a sudden I'm like going to classes, classes. And I'm like, I'm not trying to be a fucking personal trainer. What are we doing here? So I did it for like a week and a half. But like in that week and a half, every single day, I was going to the Times Square New York Sports Club's location, which was right next to the M&M store. - Oh yeah, of course. - I mean, it was bad. - That sounds like hell on there. - Yeah, the training is getting there. (laughing) - It was super, super shitty. - It's probably my least favorite place on the planet if I had to, yes. - Just waiting for a bullshit. - Like I can't think of a worse place than Times Square. There has to be like some river in India. - Yeah, that's just filled with shit. - Yeah, there's got to be like a floating city in fucking, I don't know. Logos, Nigeria or something like that? - Probably. Speaking of tragedy that landslide in the Paul was pretty crazy. - Or flood. - Oh, it is the week of tragedy. It's the September advent week of tragedy. - Yeah, we're kind of just going through all of the recent tragedies we already covered Times Square. - Yeah, I forgot. - Yeah, that was horrific. - If you guys want to talk about another tragic event that we very vaguely know anything about. - Lenslide, and where was it? - I don't know, I don't know. - One of those countries. - Yeah, it was in the Paul. I know it was in the Paul. - One of those countries where the hills are just loose as hell. - Very loose hills. - Yeah, they don't have tight hills like we do. - No, the land is just seconds away from slipping. - You try to hike up that hill, you're gonna stay in place. - You're not going anywhere. - It's like a treadmill. - It's just moving down and you know, you hope it doesn't all give way. - They said that that tsunami that was going through the river was a hundred feet high, and it was going a hundred, six miles an hour. - Jesus, a hundred feet high. - I'll be honest, I thought it was gonna, I thought you're gonna see like 10,000 miles per hour. - You watched videos of it. - No, I didn't. That's why I said I know nothing about it. I just saw the headline. - Well, it's also not even like in the top. - 10,000 miles an hour. What are you talking about? - I mean, if there's a body of water that's a hundred feet tall, I don't think it going over 100 miles per hour is that crazy. - What? That's a different thing than what you just said. You said 10,000. - Yeah, I know. - You thought it was breaking the sound barrier. - I mean, it's breaking the height barrier, that's for sure. (laughing) I've never seen a wave over a hundred feet tall. Like, I don't think that's that crazy to be like, it had to have been moving pretty quick too. - What? - That would be like, if you'd be like, I saw, I saw a fucking, I don't even know. - They're not trying to minimize this strategy. - That wave would get across the United States in like 10 seconds. - Yeah. The country. - Yeah, yeah. - Moving at 10,000 miles per hour. - I mean, yeah, obviously 10,000 might be a little bit of a stretch, but like a hundred feels kind of slow now. You could out drive that wave. - You said that everyone in the pollution just got in their cars. - Yeah. - Head for the hills. I would head for Everest if I was there. - Head for Everest. - Yeah. - We need to go to higher ground. - Yeah. - Hiking Everest out of necessity. - Quick. - Grab a Sherpa. - Rushing up Everest. - Give the dog to the Sherpa. - I was looking up the deadliest floods of all time after this. And it, do you want to guess how many people died in the deadliest flood of all time? - I guess I like to guess. - I'm going to go with three million. - Oh my God. I'm going to say 8,000. - In 1331, the yellow river flooded and 7 million people died in China. - I knew it was going to be some shit like that. You were way off 8,000. Not even. - There were crazy floods in 1931. There's like a 13, maybe not 1331, but there's like a 1300s yellow river flood where a 7 million people died. 1340. - I wouldn't have, and this will be stupid. I wouldn't have known that there were 7 million people living on Earth in 1331. - Much less enough all around the river. - Like how did that not just immediately stop all of human civilization? - What percentage of the population was killed by that flood in 1331? - That was the great reset, they said. The great civilization reset. - The yellow river is just shaky, bro. They're just, it's always flooding. - Oh, that river's got to be like, is that, do you think that river still exists? - Of course. - That'd be pretty haunted. (laughing) - I would not go fishing in that river. - Yeah. (laughing) - He was one of catching a body. - Yeah. - The yellow river. - Ew. - I mean, the whole entire world must have been built on the side of that river for them to all die in that flood. - It's a pretty big river. I think that they also count like the after effects of like famine and disease and stuff like that. Do you think that that's juicing the numbers? - No. I just didn't know if you were gonna say that that's like an invalid flood. - How many people died in Chernobyl? - Billion. - Come on. - I mean, we're just throwing out notes. - We're throwing out notes. - A billion. - I wanted to take a turn. - A billion. - Yeah, Prince Francis is a turn for some nonsense. - He had the potential to get there. - What's wrong with him? (laughing) - The earth opened up in a hole. - Thinking people fell in. - All right, thinking the war, thinking of the wave was moving faster than 100 miles per hour. - It's an in and wave of billion people dying. - Walking that back, my issue wasn't that, it was faster, was that you said 10,000. - 10,000 is closer than a billion people dying in Chernobyl. - A wave moving 10,000. (laughing) - Chernobyl wasn't that long ago. - You don't think you would have like been-- - The scope of absurdity, I'm not sure which one of us is more wrong. - I think we would have learned a lot more about Chernobyl growing up if a billion people died in it. - It's funny how little we did learn about that. I don't know why that wasn't covered all that much. - We didn't learn shit about it. - I didn't learn shit about it either. It was a word that I knew. I knew Chernobyl was a disaster. Just as I knew that Hindenburg was a disaster. - I can't say I knew that it was a disaster at all until the show came out. - 31 people died. - In Chernobyl? - Yeah. - I mean. - Wow, it was way off. (laughing) - You were almost all the way off. (laughing) - Yeah, I mean, if you're rounding, I said the opposite. If you're rounding, no one died. (laughing) - Nobody died from Chernobyl. - But that can't be included. - That can't be including the people that died post. That's probably people that died directly from the explosion. - Oh, right, because of all the cancer. - Yeah, see, 4,000 additional deaths. - Oh, that's a 15 to 19 fatal cases of cancer. That's not as bad. - But no, they greatly underestimate the numbers. - Oh, 4,000, well, that's close to a billion. - But then they see how it says the 90-thousands close to a 90,000. - I was way under. - Oh, so you're getting closer. - Oh my God. You, now your 10,000 mile an hour is so much less accurate than my billion. - But isn't 90,000 even low? Like isn't that still off? - 90,000 is pretty fucking high. - No, but I think the countries that were in, but like Russia and shit was given fake numbers. - They were underselling it. - Yeah, yeah, 'cause they didn't want it to be a big thing. - But this is the total number as a result of debunking the Russia. - 90. - 90. - Have you, 90,000? Think of how many people that is. - Oh, that's a lot of people. - I always go off the 9/11, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 9/11 was 3,000? - Around that. - So that's bad. But then you got to multiply that by. - Yeah, isn't that what? - 300. - And let me say like 9/11 was only one. 9/11. Have you guys, if we're talking about fudge numbers, have you guys seen all these theories about that? Why do China and India have a billion more people than any other country? And then everybody will be like because they're lying. You and they're lying about their population? That's a lot of people say that. I'm not saying that, but I've been seeing that theory a lot. You did say it. You just did say it. I'm saying that I've seen this theory. What do you guys think of it? Well, nobody knows what's true coming out of China because you know, what I heard recently was that do you remember how they had to put in a law that stopped people from having daughters? Yeah, yeah. Is that true? Was that real? Yeah, I didn't know if I was like another. If you had a daughter, you had to throw it in the yellow river. Send million daughters, only, yeah, only sons. Yeah. Which is what created that huge gender gap. There's a huge gender gap. China is one gigantic sausage fest. Is it? Yeah, dude. There's full cities of just like 55 year old bachelors, like shuffling around me like, "Pussy, have you seen any pussy?" Yeah, this place sucks. Let's go to another bar. There's no chicks here. Yeah, this place is dead. Everywhere they go. They're like, "Well, this place is dead." It's like swingers, but I always assumed that was more India than China. No, no, no, China is bad. Plus, but now they China realized that they kind of overcooked the daughter problem. Yes, now they're killing all the men. Well, no, they're actually paying people to have daughters, paying them. But they can't get them to because everyone still is under this impression that they're not allowed to have. Because they haven't officially lifted the ban on daughter. They did. They did lift the ban. But their population is declining because they had such strong laws against it for a long time. By the way, I'm kidding about the daughter thing. It was just kids. Oh, really? You were a limited China limited. So the daughter thing was fake. Well, in practice, what was happening was that parents would have daughters and they were such a patriarchal society that they would literally cast them away. They would like bring them out to a field and like throw them in rivers. Yeah, yeah. If they had daughters. But now more recently, China's population was like out of control. Yeah. And then they instituted a law that said, you can only have one child per household. Families did that. And then now their population is like not stable. And so they have lifted the ban, but nobody's readjusting. Interesting. So now they're like, they're out of kit. Like they don't have any. They're subsidizing people to have more children. Because everyone was like, yeah, no, you're right. All we can afford is to have one child anyway. Damn. How much do you get paid for like a kid? Like, I feel like that's not really worth it unless you're going to get like a mill at least. What do you mean get a mill? Who's getting a mill for a kid? They're just said they're paying people to have kids. I've been placed where a mill. A mill. A mill. I trust me. Mill's low for some of the kids I've seen and dealt. I mean, if you get your hands on the right kid, people will buy. If you're being paid to have a kid, a kid is already a massive amount of money. Like how much is a kid worth? Depends on the buyer. How much is a standard child worth? No, you're talking like no real genetic gifts. No genetic gifts. But like a job on like a facial structure. Yeah, yeah. A symmetrical. No, no, no, just standard. It's like not that attractive of a kid. Not like a crazy. Like this isn't going to be a sports illustrated swimsuit. Yeah, one that talks back. One that's likely to open its mouth. Yeah, one that's got a little bit of an attitude and might not be the biggest looker. But are you saying that they can earn like probably probably 50 grand? 50 G's. Yeah. That's it. Dude, I'm joking right now. And we're still I don't really know where we're at in the reality of the conversation anymore. I'm just thinking like if you're going to get paid to have a kid, a kid already costs a certain amount of money that I don't know. Well, they've put a value on it based on how much people get as a tax return per kid. Okay, that makes sense. So you get, I mean, there's Americans are getting paid for having kids too. Really? That's why you ever heard that Kanye song where he's like, we can't claim other people kids on our income tax because people claim kids. So you can get more income tax returns. Damn, I didn't know that. So are you doing that? Of course, bro. In the highs of Uncle Sam, I have 12 kids. I'm like a acidic family in Williamsburg just like walking around hurting my flock. Is that where people like like adopt a ton of kids and then just like sometimes when people when yes, those people are definitely running an insurance scam or 100%. No, we're not insurance like a tax fraud scam. Maybe that's your scam. Kids kids. We have a lot of kids. This whole side of the studio, we don't even use like most of the time. Right. We could actually do some kidnapping where we actually make use of the word. Right. Where we get kids and they have so long have we bastardized the term kidnapping. Yeah. We're no one's even taking a nap. No one sleeps during most most kidnaps. Nobody even does it. Nobody even differentiates between kidnapping and adult. Kidnapping is so bizarre. Teen napping. Have you guys seen that movie? I just watched that movie one hour photo with Robin Williams. Never saw it. Oh, it's pretty good. Is it? Yeah. It's spooky, huh? It's not really like scary, but it's more like a little eerie, you know, psychological thriller. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a logical. That's one of my favorite genre. Psychological. Interesting that you're supporting him when he's a known joke thief. Williams. Yeah. There's no jokes in this one. Yeah. Cause he had to do his own work for one time. That was supposed to be a comedy and then like he wasn't allowed to go to the store for a couple of weeks. So he had nobody's material to steal. That is true. He was going to turn it into Mrs. Doubtfire and they're like, nope, Robin. You have to be serious this once. That is true. I've also been watching Widow's Bay. I don't know it. Sounds like you do. Sounds like a girl movie. You do know it. I do not. Widow's Bay. That show on Apple TV that everyone's raging about. I don't know anything about it. That everyone's raging on Widow. Yeah. People are talking about it. It's in mine. I'd like to watch it. Oh, the next Martha's Vineyard. That's for me. Although people say it's scary. So I would like to watch it with a companion. It's not scary. Can I watch it with you? Definitely not. I'm already almost done with it. But you could watch it alone. It's not scary at all. You just wait and let me catch up and then we'll finish it together. No, no, no. What's the Fandango score? Oh, that's actually a great question. I bet it's really good. Oh, Rod Tomatoes. Only 98. Not as good as mine. This is probably gay. It's 98. And it has an 8.1 IMDB, which tell you know it's good. Is there gay insertion in it? Probably. No, okay. There's literally probably if you're recommending it takes place in Maine. Well, obviously the cast is all white, man. Can't watch that. It's not catching the pectoral test. There's a lot of white dudes, except weirdly, like the guy's son is black. So that's kind of confusing, because he's, because he's white and his wife was white. So where does that come into play? Yeah, adoption, kidnapping, maybe. Yeah. SAS, just watch it with Francis and stop being such a curmudgeon. What would you do if you found out that you were kidnapped? By your current parents. What the fuck is this? Oh, no, sleeper. Got a fantasy draft going on. Nice. Right now. Yeah. Wow. But it's like I'm doing it with like my cousins and my family and stuff and talk a league. And yeah, exactly. Just a little warm up league, warm up draft. But we have it set. So you have an hour to make your pick. And then it turns off at night. So the draft takes like a week. That's awful, because no one wants to like sit and do it. Because half of people don't even really want to do the league in the first place. I've never heard of that. That's fucking brutal. It's it's brutal. But you also, you got a long time to think and go, I hope Gibbs is available a week from now. I can't wait for ball. I can't wait for widow's Bay. It actually is good. You should watch it. It's just killing time before ball comes out. 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And then I say, okay, let me add a little bit of, he's got some bows. Let me add a little bit of fuel. Yeah, so it's what are these stories? Well, do you know how it, it's software companies, especially people who work in sales, they, if you do really well and hit your fucking thing or whatever, you get invited on like a trip for the company. Yeah, like a president's club trip. That's exactly right. What is that called, is it called commissioners club or something like that? I think every company has like a different name for it. Okay. Well, you know, a lot of these companies, these huge companies, Oracle, whatever, they'll have these, these trips. And I've heard two separate stories recently about things that happened on those trips. But I'm not going to name any names because both of these stories are nuts. Can you name what companies they took place at? No, specifically not because the people that this happened to our friends of mine. So let's just say it's hypothetical. But one of them, I don't mind saying a friend of mine got it and went on the trip. And they got very, he brought his girlfriend because you everyone got a plus one. Yeah. And they were at some resort in Mexico. And everything was just on the resort. Nobody was leaving the resort. And he went to a bar on the resort, got very drunk. And then at one point in the evening, this guy who was there also took his girlfriend's phone. And they started arguing. And then they got into a fight. And my friend knocked him out. Whoa, knocked him out cold. Whoa. And salt. Then they went back to their room and went to bed. And at like six in the morning, they were woken up from knocking at the door. And he's still very like drunk. And what? No, go away. We don't want room service or whatever gets up. Turns out it's like the resort police, resort police. And they're like, yeah, we saw you knock out this guy. And he's like, I didn't do it. And they were like, we have it on camera. And it turns out that that guy also worked for the company. Oh, it was one of his co-workers brutal. And he didn't know. No, that's crazy. They're like 300 people there. So he knocked out his co-worker. And they brought him to the like some kind of like holding cell on property. They actually had like a jail cell for the property or whatever. And he's in there. And his girlfriend ended up bringing like $500 cash that he had in his coat to give to the fucking fake police. And then they let him go with that broad basically. But the company said that the victim was telling the company if they didn't fire him, he was going to sue both my buddy and the company when they got back to the states. So regretfully they fired my friend. And what? Yeah, it's international waters. Bro, you can't be blamed for something that happens at a resort at the reew in fucking Monterey or whatever the fuck they were. Yeah, this friend of mine used to get in fights in high school a lot. Yeah, and was like really really good at it. Teams like it. And he wasn't then he didn't fight for many years. But he was a guy who would like would have. So he's coming fresh off the couch scheduled fights. Yeah. Like some guy from some other school. Oh, yeah, yeah. We'd all I never went. Did I talk about that? You talked about that. Yeah. One time I went, it was like near the train tracks. Yeah, you did talk about that. Yeah. Yeah. And it was very violent. It's not like it. Yeah, you said you guys all had like a time to meet there. Yeah. Yeah. Scheduled. Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah. So I mean, it seems like he's good at it. Some guys do. If you if he cleanly knocked out a dude with one hit, he told me he was like, remember how it was really good at fighting high school. And I was like, yeah, he's like, turns out I'm still pretty good at it. So he said anyway, it wasn't been no problem to get another job. If he's good enough at his current job, like, he says here that you were just on the president's club trip. Yeah. Yeah. And he now he works for a different company. He's a great guy. Have you ever seen on like cruise ships when people do something nasty or like getting trouble on a cruise ship? They'll they'll lock you in your room. Oh, you can't leave your own room on the cruise ship. And they'll put two cruise ship employees that have to stand outside of your room 24/7. How I mean, they're the ones who are really in jail. You've just stand in a hallway on a cruise for like the last few days. I don't know. I would you I mean, it's better than being in a cell. Now it's better than being clapped and I'm blocking the plank. I mean, like a carnival cruise room is basically a cell. Yeah. Like Scandinavian prisons are nicer than a carnival cruise room. You think you could upgrade your room at least? Like, all right, well, if I'm going to spend the rest of the trip in the room, like, I'm gonna get the sweet. I'll pay more. Just housing room service the whole time with like two fucking Queens guards out front. Just casually look out the window. Don't move. Don't keep fucking move. Like, wow, this is really turned around on us. I mean, 24 hours a year. Wow, whoever's in that room must be really important. I mean, knocking out someone and then turning out that like, like, did what did your buddy to say? Like, he like immediately was like, fuck, or was he like, he didn't really care? He had a very good attitude about it. He kind of was like, you know, I would never have left this company and was kind of in cruise control. So it was good to challenge myself and figure something else out. It's like when people cheat in order to get out of a marriage, they know is wrong. It's like you initiate the thing, the breakup in order to force your own hand. He saw that guy and was like, you know, dude, I hate to do this, but I'm tired of working here. Yeah. I'm doing this for me. Yeah. I mean, the guy had probably had like a company lanyard on. I probably was stone cold sober. He was definitely wearing the wrist band. Let's put it that way. The all you can drink president's club. I wonder how many people he knocked out before he found someone that was his co-worker that he could actually get fired for. All right, let me tell you quickly this other one. This is a totally separate story. All right. Another president's club trip. This guy, I wonder if this this story might be public. This guy was on it with a date or something. Yeah, he brought a girl as well. And they went back to their room and they were having sex. And he looked up and there was a guy. There was a guy on his balcony watching them and jerking off. What? What? I missed part of that. Are they on a boat in this one? Am I imagining that? What's the shape of the boat? We're on a boat being propelled by a 10,000 mile per hour way. They're whipping across the country. It's a very short cruise down the yellow river. Okay, so this is just at like a hotel. I'm assuming a resort. Yeah, yeah. And so he sees this guy like peering in on his balcony jerking off as watching them have sex. He immediately gets up and like runs to the door to sort of confront this guy. And as he opens the door, the guy jumps on the balcony to then try to vault back to his room, I presume. Oh wait, he was on the balcony. I thought he was on a separate balcony. He's on his own balcony. Yeah. And then he steps up to go back, slips, falls, dies. What? Dies? Dies. Do you think that the guy who's having sex has any guilt? Or he's like, I should have just let him watch. I should have just let him finish. He'd be alive today. That is insane. That is a story that I was told. And that's you know the person. I know the person to whom it happened. He didn't tell me the story. Oh, yeah. But I get I believe him. It's an insane story. That's great. I mean, that's like no, I feel like like if you tell that story to people, they would just be like, no, shot that happened. Yeah. In the cook chair, then, Then, apparently, this guy like. Again, please come. He's being investigated. The belief for the suspicion was that he had actually just pushed the guy off the course. He's defending himself, but the very next morning, I guess he's got like a presentation or meeting or something and he gets up and he tells the whole story to all of the people he works with. He's like, I'm currently being investigated for murder. This is what actually happened. I was having sex, blah, blah, guys jerking off on my balcony, go out to confront him, gets up, slips, falls. He's dead. This was not my fault. Despite what you may have heard. They're like, okay, quarter two. He told that at his, you know, conference room. I mean, all right, let's get to Stephanie's presentation about our growth expectations. I don't know if that would have been my move. No, me neither. But I guess like if he's got the presentation and maybe he's like, I'm not going to get through this presentation. Correct. And I suspect people had started talking about it. Look, I have no idea if, I mean, I really do believe that this is true. But I'm not going to like stand on it being true. This is not my story. I'm just passing this along to be deciphered by you guys. Did he say whether he finished with the girl after the guy died and before the cops came? I can't imagine that they got back to it after that unless like more importantly, did she finish? Well, that's all that matters. Yeah. He gets up to go confront the guy and she's like, what about me? You men are pigs always getting what you want. First, your ego. Just let the guy jerk off. I'm enjoying it. I mean, I'm more curious about the balcony layout here. Like was this guy like if this guy was like jumping from balcony to balcony. Was it spider man? I bet they were close and but that there was a gap between them. Yeah. That wasn't huge. But that one that you could fall through. Yeah. And he like went to go. He was in a hurry and hard dick is like out of his pants and that can get in the way. Like, do you think why would you why do you need to get to the balcony? I mean, he must have been a shit face, but why do you need to get? No, like you need to see the phone cold sober. That's not something. That's not a shit faced move. Climbing on a stranger's balcony to goon is the least clear-minded thing I've ever heard. I think being shit faced, you'd be so drunk that you would be like, there's no shot. I'm doing that. No, I think it's the opposite. He probably had like beer muscles and he's like, I need to fucking jerk off from point blank range. Do you think he heard them having sex and then decided to mosey over? Yeah, I would imagine it was that. I bet it was that more than like, I'm just going to try every balcony. That's what I'm wondering that has what I want. Like, I'm wondering if he's made it all the way around the hotel a couple times. He's like, I gotta go up a floor now. I mean, he's doing the equivalent of like channel surfing by just hitting like next one, next one, where's the porn? Where's the porn? Yeah, I mean, he had resorts like that. Like, he probably had a couple successful nights of answering before you. Without a doubt. You have to hope. Yeah, got away with it at least once before dying the first time. Like, he was like, that was the first time he did it. Like the worst thing that happens is they kick me out of the hotel for what he's falling. Barely legal hose was only nineteen ninety nine. Can up to the fucking wall or something like that. Jesus Christ, bro. He had to see it with his own eyes. That's brutal. I remember hearing. I remember we were on the road somewhere. And I remember, fuck, I wonder where we were. We were on the road somewhere. And I want to say we were either meeting up for breakfast. Maybe it was San Francisco. Might it must have been San francs. I remember we were meeting up for breakfast or something. And I remember I was waiting at the elevator for my room and the people in the room right in front of the elevator were like full orgy like scream fucking. And I was like, this is like I felt like I was in like an episode of like impractical jokers. I was like, this can't be real. What were they saying screaming? They weren't saying anything. There was wailing both of them. Yeah, hollering. Yeah. And then I remember I went down to the restaurant. And I remember you were you came down a couple minutes later. And I told the story to you. And then the lady at the bar was started laughing. And she was like, that'll happen. That'll happen when you're in a hotel. And I was like, I've never seen that happen anywhere. That'll happen in San Francisco. Yeah. It must have been San francs. Yeah. Yeah. Freak city. Oh, yeah. And they're fucking loud out there. They're loud. They fuck loud on the west coast. Yeah. Venture capital. All that fucking. Yeah. It's just so much energy. Silicon Valley. Yeah. Energy is incredible. So much energy out there. They just hung a sweater vest on the door. They hung a quarter zip on the door. If there's a quarter zip on the door out in San Fran, you know, somebody's getting the pipe. You think we should get out to sand? You think we should move the pod to San Fran? Just the rent. So damn expensive out there. Get an office. All I hear about is people complaining about the rent in San Fran. Palo Alto. Are you guys Palo Alto or Berkeley guys? Berkeley. Berkeley. All right. I don't know what Palo Alto is. I'm gonna be. Stanford versus UC Berkeley. Oh, Stanford. Palo Alto. Yeah. Palo Alto. No. Berkeley. Berkeley. Now Berkeley. For sure, Berkeley. Why? Well, according to the social network, all the bad, all the bad bitches are at Stanford. I don't know about that. Maybe that's what JT says. Huh. The Palo Alto. Alto is all tech. That's Silicon Valley. Like place where people live to work in Silicon Valley. It's an industry that's a little annoying. Yeah. Berkeley is like, you know, I don't know. Aaron Rodgers went to Berkeley. Of course. Berkeley is Berkeley is like a nice residential. I've been there buddy of mine grew up there. Where in Cali is that again? It's just just north of San Francisco, northeast. It's like across the Bay. It's an Oakland. It's like basically up the hill from Oakland. Yeah. But they're famous for having like that amazing restaurant. Alice Waters is restaurant. Uh, Shae Penis is in Berkeley. Shae Penis. Shae Penis. Shae Penis. I think that's the restaurant that Gavin Newsom went to after telling Californians that they couldn't read. Oh, you went to French laundry. That's a, that's in Sonoma, Sonoma, Napa. Shae Penis. Such a power move. Yeah. Yeah. It is pretty sick. You guys can't go out. But I can. Yeah. That's going to pretty sick. What kind of like it? Like I get why it's wrong and why you can't do that. But at the same time like. He like he was the only one there. No, he wasn't. Will he was with his team and it was like. There was a bunch of people there. I thought it was closed. There was a, it was like they had an event going on. There's like pictures of them. I'll back. He's curousing. Yeah. He had a multi-racial curousing going on. Man. That's yeah. You can't do that. Not with COVID. That's trying to put on the Cape for Newsom. No. I mean, I just meant like if you're telling everyone they can't go out and then you were to go to a restaurant alone, that would be like. I guess it makes sense. Kind of an abusive power though. They don't even think they ever closed down Disney World. Per COVID? Yeah. I think Disney must open the whole. I think it was open the whole time. Yeah. Florida didn't participate. No, they didn't. I went to Tampa during the peak. It was crazy. It was like it literally felt like I was in a movie. Like we landed and everyone's just ripping the mask off. Second, you get off the plan. Yeah. It was crazy. I had COVID. I had COVID while I was going there for sure. I think I got it eight times. It was like every week I had it. No immunity. None. Really? I just kept getting it. Oh, it's because you kept getting the shots. Now I only got one. Jan J, one and done. Good for life. I saw someone on the plane that yesterday, yet today or yesterday. And she had the mask up to her ears and sunglasses on over the mask too. You know what I miss is the shield. Yeah, the shield was amazing. The shield was just all for show. That didn't do anything. Yeah. It was like the mask that people wear when they're like welding something. Yeah. It's like that was for like the like Chinese social character point. Yeah. That's like shows that you care more than anybody else. I'm taking this super seriously. It's also like that it's if it's not closed in. It's not going to do anything. Yeah, but it's bigger. Yeah. I guess you don't get it. It's bigger. Who was the, was it Lana Del Rey that were like the mesh mask? Maybe. Do you know her husband? No. This dude operates a fan boat. Really? For his job. He's a fan boat tour guide. Did she recently get married? I think they've been married a while. You'd like him, dude. Because I was going to say like, isn't she always dating like blue collar dudes? I mean, alligator tour guide. This dude, that's what he is. He operates a fan boat for alligator tours and they're happily married. She took his tour and he was so charismatic that they got married. Crazy. Just down in the buy you charming her? Will you still love me when I'm still old, young and beautiful? When I'm no longer young and beautiful, summer times sadness. I mean, she seems like the most opposite of of Gator boat woman. I know. Maybe I'm just attaching her personality to the great great-grandfather because that's when I think you are popped onto my consciousness. Because I feel like she's always getting like her fans are like a certain way and she is not that way. Because she's like, she's country. No, this is just the fucking modern equivalent of buying a Prius in 2012. You're like, I don't care about what the rest of the celebrities care about. I'm going to fuck a guy that works a job. I'm going to fuck a guy that a fucking blue collar worker. Yeah, and then she doesn't know what a blue collar worker is. So she has to go to the maximum extreme. I'm going to fuck a guy that gives alligator tours. There's regular unions. I can't even afford a motor. She tried to start a trend and now she's just stuck married to this guy. If it became a trend, one of these girls has to fuck naked numbers. Like Selena Gomez has to fuck naked numbers next. If it just becomes a trend that you fuck union workers and firefighters. Where does the numbers come from? Tony Roma. He knows all stats. He said that. He said that when he was growing up because he's a big Tony Roma fan, Cowboys fan. And he said that Jerry said that he always would have stats ready for Tony because people would shit on Tony Roma and say he's not good. And then Niki numbers would always have the numbers to back up why he is good. Wow. That's what I've been told at least. I'm sure there could be another side of the story. Yeah, because he could differentiate between perk 30s and 80s. Yeah, it could be something bad. Or maybe he just had the fucking phone numbers for every girl in his middle school. Yeah, it could be something like that. I could see that as well. But that's what that's what either he or Jerry told me that one of them said that to me. I heard he recited pie to 4,000. Oh my god, you ever get into pie? 3.141597. I think I know 14 of them. It's 3.1415926535897932. That's pretty good, man. 3, 2, 3, sassy numbers, sassy shrimp cocktail numbers, shrimp cocktail numbers, shrimp numbers. President Wednesday, bless us, picked up a new cube, new speed cube. Oh, give us one. Close your eyes. Close your eyes and do it. I can't do it. I can't do it that fast, but if you guys want to feel, just do it. I mean, she glides like butter. I'd like to feel. It's almost a little too fast. I'm still getting used to this. It's too fast because like one flick and it almost rotates. That's not a street legal. I don't think I've never seen it with like the magnets that prevent it from overspending. My last cube was better. Have you seen the people are using these as like accessories for for wrapping really fast? I saw that video of that dude. I was like, I hit him with a little bit of rhythm and they just do it. Yeah, that's all just like from logic. Yeah, as logic was doing that. Now, the white rappers think that that's their path, the fame. Yeah, get well, if you want to be a white rapper first and you're going to have to do is learn the Rubik's. Yeah, you're going to have to, well, you start with cups stacking cups. Then you get to a Rubik's cube and then you could hit him with a little bit of rhythm. I hit him with a little bit of rhythm and I get it because logic did it on like the back fist club and he did it when his eyes closed. But he also does it like logic does it and then he like removes one of the pieces and puts he's like this pieces in the wrong place and it's like, I don't know if that's that's not really. That's not street legal by him. Yeah, taking pieces out and putting them back in Tyler, you can do it pretty quick, right? What's your fastest time? A minute. One minute. Wow. That's one on that too. Do you know the speed method or you just do the traditional T? Yeah. Yeah, I'm more of a traditionalist. Well, the traditional way here. Let me get that. Let me solve it. Let me solve that real quick for you. Oh, good draft. Good grab. All right. Yeah. I mean, we can cover some real territory today. You can scramble it as much as you'd like. It's been one of the weirder episodes. We've all finished this and then we'll we can end the episode. I'm having fun. It's funny when people do it and like know what like people like will be like, I got to scramble it. And it's like, what do you think I'm like all of a sudden the algorithm is not going to work? Right. It's an algorithm. Right. Scramble it as much as you want. I'm just having a little bit of fun with it. No, because you're a guy that's like, no, I got to scramble. Let me scramble it. No, I'm not that kind of guy. Is this for speed or is this just for pleasure? I think that when I said that you'd have to multiply that, whatever it was, like 30 by 300, I think I was wrong. I think it was just by 30 to get to 90,000. This cube's just been thinking about that. I've been thinking about that for half an hour. Really? That it was a very simple math thing. But again, you know what? I'm fucking stupid. And now people are going to think that you're incredible at math. I want to say, like, I feel like this was probably one of my dumber episodes. Like, I feel like I just said a lot of really stupid. I think this was, I mean, all time for all of us. Nobody said one good thing. I didn't say anything. Nobody said anything close to gogent. Or yeah, or correct. Or any good takes even. And now, and that will be the true test. If the people like it, yeah, then we then you get you get back to the soft line. All done. How do you guys been seeing that there's a lot of discourse about the death. I said that I said it was a soup kitchen. I know. I'm saying it's public discourse now. Pretty sick, dude. That's all done. You said that everything served in the Delta lounge is vegetarian. And Ron and I were standing over the chicken trough together. Laughing. We laughed at you. We laughed. We were like, look at this vegetarian flop. It is because it's all slow. There's been a massive, massive decline in quality at the Delta lounge. I don't agree. I think the quality stayed the same. That's because they're in your pocket. I think there's also getting paid by big Delta. I also think that there is a huge variance in the quality between lounges. Oh, absolutely. The one at SFO is not good. Oh, really? No, I would expect that one to be like, it's not good. It's not a Delta hub. It's an afterthought for that. I'm kind of excited for your trip back from Japan because the one in Haneda, it's like you all have made to order stuff where they give you a buzzer. It's fucking fantastic. I've always wanted to hit the one in Iceland, but it's not a Delta lounge. It's like an Iceland air lounge, but that one they've got like, it's like a ski lodge. They've got like a real fire and shit, big leather chairs. You can ski in there. Wow. That one's definitely my cool white whale. But there is a growing discourse online. And if you'd like, you could take credit for being the first igloo that melted, that started this inland avalanche. But there are people that are saying that the Delta lounge is now just a trough. Yeah. And it's not just me saying that. I'm with the culture's feeling. And that's a perfect place to end it. All right. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. [Music] (upbeat music)