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Prepare for my Harvest

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Prepare for my Harvest

The transcript is a chaotic, conversational exploration of fringe theories linking historical occult figures—like Aleister Crowley, Edward Kelly, and John Dees—with modern technology, government secrets, and pop culture. It posits that these individuals engaged in secret magical rituals, including summoning spirits and using tools like black mirrors and crystal balls, which may have influenced early science, NASA, and even modern AI. The narrative suggests that powerful elites manipulate reality through hidden systems, including blackmail, secret societies, and technological manipulation, such as AI voice cloning or subliminal messaging. References to historical frauds—like Edward Kelly’s alleged coin counterfeiting and ear clipping—highlight a theme of deception and survival. The speaker also draws connections between ancient esoteric traditions and modern conspiracies, such as the idea that governments hide or erase records (like medical data or moon landing footage) to maintain control. The discussion merges fiction and fact, often referencing shows like *Stranger Things* or *The Game*, to illustrate how these themes appear in media. Ultimately, the transcript reflects a belief in a non-linear, possibly simulated reality, where ancient knowledge and modern technology converge to create a hidden world of power and control, shaped by both mysticism and technological advancement. While presented as a personal, unstructured reflection, it reveals a deep fascination with the idea that reality is more complex and manipulated than commonly understood.

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There's no video of President Trump sucking a ding dong and so what if there was? That's a lot better than World War III. Welcome to war, Mom. He lost my smile again. It's no plan to save the world. But it's okay because life goes on, right? Don't try to match my vibe. It's beyond every imagination. So I say we must clean the house of White America. Who's on the 8th? Your open mouth. Stop it. Awaiting my heart is drink from me love. I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. Hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. Take a deep breath. Don't slow it down. Excel. This is the end. You're the coolest men in the world. Do not forget about this. Oh yeah. It's all a set up for you. Oh yeah. We gotta get a little more stuff together. We have problems here. Stay here and buy. No, stay as long as you can. Hey, who's the boss? Never met the boss. This is what I am. I choose to rub the fucking brother in you mother fuck! You come. Yes, you come. You come. You come. I come. I'm from Humberside. I'm sorry if I made a fool of Humberside. But all those people who called me a sleep walker. I woke up. Now I'm going back to sleep because I'm going to be committed in an isolation room because I'm going to go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am a fucker. Goodbye. Hey Toronto, the good. Yeah, it's like no spoilers on the chair company show. It's probably the craziest fucking ending I've ever seen of a season. I don't think it's the end of the show but I think it's going to be the end of the season. But dude, have you been watching it? So you're following it? In the middle of it, I thought it was going to be like the game. So remember when like in the game? I was reading that fucking paper and being like, dude, that camera reminds me of chair company because he's going crazy. Everyone is going crazy and like it started and then in the one app, it was like kind of like everyone knew he was doing this thing and he thought he was the only one doing it. So get ahead. In my head, I was like, dude, this is just going to be like the game. Yeah. And it didn't turn out that way in the thing. But then I was like, I'm going to throw on the game. And she didn't. I just watched. Yeah, so she had never seen it. And like, like, you know, everyone loves succession. The beginning of the game is succession. So the intro to the game, and I had a theory in my mind that like that Logan Roy, like that Michael Douglas was like with Logan Roy and that Logan Roy had played games like that. Because remember when he fucking did that to Kendall? Yeah. It was like you killed a chick. Yeah. That's nothing for him. That's like a side bust of the main game. I think they do that to a lot of people like that shit. We just saw what Jimmy found where it's like, dude, that guy blacks out once. And you were saying like, like famous people can get blackmailed. Like anyone that's rich is like, they don't need to kill anyone. They can just be like, you fucking killed someone. You can make a complete career of just following the rich dudes around in blackmailing. Yeah. And like, we probably had this all the time. I mean, never like settlements. Like, whatever. But I'm just saying. Katie Perry just won her settlement. Oh, what the. Ever she was like stealing houses from. Yeah, she won that. She won it. Obviously. Yeah, but I thought that was going to be like the game. Then I throw on the game and it's succession. And I was like, yo, dude, this is like succession. I have theories and she's just like, I roll in it. And I'm like, yo, if you get into this stuff. Not for real. You get why they're making it. Yeah. And then you're like, oh shit, it means a little bit more. Like that Nick Hinton thing. It's like all that stuff. Like if you know Logan's run. Yeah. And know what he's talking about. You're like sitting there like fucking dude. These guys worship Aleister Crowley. It is real weird that people want to suck him off so bad. Yes. I was like, I got into a rabbit hole of checking out. I was like, dude, why does everyone fucking sweat this dude? Yeah. So it goes back in time and it goes forward in time. Because there's like, they pair up. These fucking nerds pair up. And it's like pre-crowley or like Crowley nerds. Pre-crowley was John D and Edward Kelly with the black mirror. Right. And this goes back to why you have a reason. Obviously. Because we have to get rid of these fucking. Fuck them. So you got Aleister Crowley literally got dressed up and had a wizard battle like you would see in Harry Potter out in the desert for fun. Creating a book. Oh, absolutely. Love it. It's not a slur. It's in 1909. He had a fucking like a sayon type thing when he was trying to summon the athers with an air dagger and a fucking rock from Mexico. Okay. So like these dudes were on some other shit. But um. Yeah, I get a reason. I'm following this. Okay. Are you not? No, I am. I was thinking about JPL and stuff and I'm thinking about the future. So Jack Parsons. Yeah. He squat. He's an absolute cultist. He teams up with fucking out on hard. Just a neat. Yeah, but a lot. Dude, a lot of the world is NASA and fucking Scientology. Yeah. That spell worked. It did. So Aleister Crowley. Have you been talked to someone talking about something? I know. I was talking about technology. I'm just making sure. But Aleister Crowley was not like winging it. He had a fucking playbook from the Edward Kelly. And then I was like, I've heard this shit before. It was only a tinful hat. Yeah, yeah. Michael Wont talked about that and founding America. Yeah. Because like John D 007, he fucking coined the turn of the British Empire. All that shit. Yeah. Working for the original Lizzy, right? Fucking. This is in a box. Dude, he was just a freak show. He was just like a weird guy. He had a huge library, like 4,000 plus books back in like the 1500s. Crazy amount of books back then. That's a lot of knowledge. So the queen was like, obviously you do my horoscope. Yeah. Big deal. Huge deal. So he was like a trusted dude. And out in the wilderness, out in like the hinterlands of Wales. Fucking, there was this weird scammer named Edward Kelly. And he's walking around telling everybody that he found a book on how to raise the dead. And he needed like this little red powder to do it. And he's just wandering around doing the shit. He would roll in a town. He's like a lifetime scammer. Roll in the town, dude. He started famous. That's good paper back then. Dude, he was like fucking tricking people. And he got arrested for making coins. He was counterfeiting coins. Holy fuck. So dude, they fucking clipped his ears off. This was like a thing that they used to do was like cut your fucking ears off. And that was your first offense. So your first felony back in 1500s? No ears. So you're walking around and everyone knows. And then next probably like a year or a deal. The next time you get busted, they hang you. Oh fuck dude. But is Edward Kelly the guy who wrote for John Day? No, so John Dees did that wrote for Edward Kelly. So he's not John Dees is just a horoscope guy. Had a lot of books and worked for the Queen. He had the inn. But this dude was, Ed Kelly I think was just a pure common. Yeah. And they say he was like channeling because he made out this in hockey and fucking language. But I mean, you could just be crazy enough to bullshit it. If he bullshit it, this is hilarious because this like sent Alistar Crowley into the desert fucking 200 years later. 300 years later. But so Ed Kelly and dude, they would team. They met each other obviously they hit it off and they teamed up. I wonder what happens when two just straight up liars in each other. Dude, they fucking chilled. They were like, yo, we're gonna summon. He had a black mirror and he had a crystal ball. Yeah. A volunteer. And he sat there and John Dees would fucking. This is like years after he's chilling with the Queen. Yeah. So he's chilling with the Queen for like 30 fucking years. So there's a royal family just chill with the biggest freaks. Cause like they were chilling with Seville. So they just get absolute derelicks to come along or like, what is that? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. That's fucking insane. But like, Ed Kelly is chilling with fucking John Dees. John Dees would sit there and like try to do like protection spells by saying like daughter father and stuff like this. And they would like meditate for like four hours or whatever. Yeah. And then I fucking should have wrote all this down. I actually did print this out. So I could look at it, but I can't. I mean, dude, but that's like beauty of having two bullshit. Two bullshit. You can tell Mary's her four hours. And we're like, dude, I saw Mother Teresa. So anyway, it would be out of nowhere. Fucking Ed Kelly would go. Here he comes. And it would be like, that's also weird. Like fucking bow and like date. Brian, you know song here he comes. It's very fucking weird. But I mean, I was there, dude. It's in the smokey mountains. So people did it, dude. So they would sit there and they would chill. And Ed Kelly would try to summon. And John Dees just wrote it down. Yeah. He's a scribe. So he's just a scribe. And fucking Ed Kelly is like the seer or whatever. Ed Kelly had the sniz. Oh, I mean, the sniz with these guys is fucking hilarious. So they end up getting like, they make up like a tablet. They figure out the world. They figure out there's like 30 athers, which are like fucking universes that are surrounding us. Absolutely. And if you do the 19th or whatever and you try out to the, you do the right spell, you can summon these worlds. You can go to them. Yeah. Right? So they don't really fuck around with this. They do like practical shit. They write it down. They're like, dude, we've discovered this. We've discovered all these letters. The angels told us this is the language. Yeah. So like they were chilling together doing this for like fucking seven years, probably like five years maybe. And fucking out of nowhere. Obviously this comes for everybody. Like they start getting some success. Right? This comes for everybody. And Ed Kelly just goes like, dude, it's fucked up. I hate that they're doing this to me. But the angels are telling me I have to fuck your life. And you have to fuck. - Dude, I do it. - And you have to fuck my wife. And then like, swapping. - And it was an absolute swaps scandal. It's on paper. They actually signed a pact. Like, did all this shit is actually like recorded? - Dude, you know what's fucking weird? - What? - Everyone who fucking does ayolasa comes back and goes, "You'll never believe I met God." - We gotta open this relationship up. - That's what it was. Your bodies have to become one. And then it'll be like complete ego death. And now you'll be like together for real. - You guys thought you were working together? - Now it's for real. - You'll have an even bigger problem. - But he's sitting there saying like, "Oh dude, this is Michael now I'm talking to Archangel Michael." And like, these sessions would go on for like four or five hours. And then they'd be he be exhausting. You would ask for money. But he ended up scamming after this because after the fucking hilarious, after Ed fucked John D's wife. Jane, Jane D, freak the fuck out. After they fucked. - Obviously. - That's like, you're one to two partners. Life's not back then. - Yeah, obviously the angel stopped talking. And there was just nothing left to do. - He said, "Sig on his beep." (laughing) - So, Ed Kelly was like, "Yeah, he gets an upgrade." - I can't believe a con man did that. - Yeah, he said he goes out to the Holy Roman Emperor and he tells him he can make gold. - Throughout Cammy. - Throughout Cammy. - Throughout Cammy. Meanwhile, dude, in John D's house, they find a fucking little voodoo doll of the queen with nails in it, like pins in it. And they fucking disavow John D, no more the queen's like, "Fuck you." And he ends up dying poor. - Holy fuck. - You guys are like playing around with the angels, whatever. - John D's is measuring shit too, right? - No, that's other guys. - Okay. - He was just like reading books and chilling and doing horoscopes. - He's just got a second name. - Yeah, but Ed Kelly was like, it's not even his real name, his real name is Talbot. But he fucking, he ends up in Prague with the Holy Roman Emperor. And he's like, "Yeah, man, I can totally make any kind of metal, like base metals on a gold for you, no problem." Lives there for years, collects titles, houses, starts getting new SNES, like fresh young SNES. - Fuck. - Fucking, then they're like, "Yo, man, where's this gold?" And he's like, "I can't." They throw him in jail. I don't know if this is the origin of a lot of these things. Like, he fucking bungee jumped out of a castle using his bed sheets. And he died because he broke his, they said suicide, but he died because he broke his legs and the soldiers just went down and I'm like, "Yeah, fuck it." And they ended up. - Good luck. He was 42. - He tried to high back like Rapunzel. - Yeah. - Holy shit. - You know, like tying tied bed sheets together and trying to escape, but that's classic from like-- - I wonder how high it was. - Yeah, I don't know. - What it sucked if it was like 16 and a half feet and just hit like a crooked rock. And they just break your leg on that shit. - It's crazy, but it's like this shit was all written down. It's all like, and so then after that, I think-- - Where's the house to pick this up? - I think that's like the Rose accretions sit there and they get John D's stuff and they're like, "All right, we'll save all this." 'Cause this is important. Here's though, they have the watchtowers. There's like, they build a world. Like, they mapped the cosmos. They discovered an angelic language. So like, the brothers-- - Is any of that lining up though? - What do you talk about? - So like, when they're matching the cosmos and doing all this stuff, like, are they like using real stars or like-- - Dude, there's dudes that say that-- - They're like, "Nibburu shit." - You can, I've got the book on my computer. I'm not afraid of it. I'm not gonna chant this stuff, but they say-- - You have nothing to be afraid of because this is just-- - This is bullshit. - We are in a hallucination and we all agree what is true. That's why I don't like what they're doing with the sex changes, but continue. - Yeah, so I think the Rose accretions take it over. I don't know, I can't remember from reading it. I just thought this was crazy because you started going into your phone and I was like, damn, I keep like thinking like the black mirror thing. Whatever they canceled black mirrors was too real. - Yeah, and they came back with the softest shit in the world. - Yeah, so it's just kind of like, these guys literally taught, he cut, like, I don't know how true any of this shit is. This is just shit I fucking had in the audience. - Yeah, they're also a lot worse. - But yeah, Ed Kelly allegedly had this like, obsidian like, scene stone. - I've heard all about this. - And it was from Mexico, which would have been exotic as fuck back in, this is like the 1500s dude. I mean, that's as exotic as it gets. - This is like before the Spanish armada fucking went down and they claim like, there's like all these like rumors that like, they could do all this magic. - That's like pirate shit. - Oh yeah, this is back in my pirate days. But anyway, how do I grasp fucking? - Alicircrali and this dude, Neuberg, fucking. - What's Alicircrali's real name? - I don't know, I can't remember. - Is it the wicked ones real name Alicircrali? - I don't know. - It's like a Rose name Alicirc. It's like interesting. He was in Golden Dawn and he started summoning. He went to Mexico and he had an air dagger whatever the fuck that is. - Is that the thing he just draws in his book? - I have no idea. And then the next time he goes though, he's like, dude, fuck it, let's do it for real. They go to Algeria and they take John D's summoning a third things. Like they do it. So like-- - The tablets. - They would sit on a wooden table and put a fucking wax like a, like, this shit is an effigy or something. - Dude, this black mirror and these, this stuff is in the British museum. Like this is real shit. Dude, you ever see that boynitch manuscript? - The what? - You ever see the boynitch, I'm not saying it right. The boynitch manuscript. - I don't think so. - They used to do like, ancient aliens shit on it. It's a thing that no one can decipher. - Oh yeah, yeah. I never thought about it. - It's from like the 1400s. - Yeah. John D used to own it. He had it 'cause he was like, yo, give me that. I'll figure it out. He never figured it out. But he used to have it. Like it was his. - It was just on his person. - And he had like the crystal ball, too, right? Or that's the mirror he got obsessed with the obsidian. - No, yeah, both. They had crystal balls, dude. That's what I'm saying. Is this where crystal ball has come from? - Yeah. - This is what I'm trying to figure out. This is all from that Philip K. Dick thing. - Valus? - Valus fucked me up. - That's in Valus. - No, Valus fucked me up because Valus so much of the shit. You just watch, show your face. - Yo, don't watch that. (laughing) You just watch. - Hey, turns out. - You forced to watch. - Give people are super powerful. They just come out of the closet. (laughing) They could kill a demi-erge. - Maybe that was the Montauk project. - Very weird also. And they're trying to find where the kids are. And there's a spiral of stones on the ground. - Yo, let's fuck that. I was reading that this was supposed to be a show called Montauk. - Really? - Some dude allegedly made the whole show, but Elle was a boy. And he came from another dimension. And he was like, I'm part of the Montauk project. You guys don't, I'm from another dimension. - Yeah, they can't have that. - And Steven Spielberg and them. - Stranger things to Spielberg? - No, but it's like-- - Yeah, I got you. - It's his kind of thing where they needed it to be. - Right. - Whatever, Billy Joel lives there, whatever. - Fuck you. - It is very, Billy Joel lives in an unfinished house in Montauk. - Well, they say Aleister Crowley went to Montauk, which is fucking weird. And people go to Camp Hero now, close of Stranger things. - That's fucking weird. Yeah, the show is very fucking strange. And like, shit, they're like, I want-- - I'm feel bad for that girl. - Which, oh, the chick they got all skinny? - If you took pictures of me, there was a clearest, you know that little cartoon that it's called Smiling Friends, it's like in Philly? - Anyway, I saw a clip of a guy years ago. Yeah, I felt, I felt him. He's like a yellow dude. And he sees a picture of himself and he just goes, oh, fuck, is that what I look like? Fuck, I got to lose weight. (laughing) - I do that every now and then. I'll come out there as I just go. Surrounded by a bunch of fucking yeses, then. None of you were telling me I'm getting fat. You pieces him shit. - Yeah. - The only guys shoot me straight to spate. - No, I mean, it's just like, I, anyway. - My talk. - Alistar Crowley ends up with his dude Noiber, whoever the fuck that is. And then he, Alistar Crowley is the Kelly. So in my mind, like, I've heard this shit like 007 for your eyes only, like, that's what the zeros are the eyes. - Yes. - All this cool shit about fucking James Bond. I thought he was the star of the show, John D, but really, Ed Kelly. - I always thought it was John D. - Ed Kelly's the dude that came up with all this shit. So he would be like, he would probably be watching John D and see if his eyes are closed and then just go, "Oh, he's here now." It's fucking url. - I mean, dude. - And then this guy goes, this one's a child. His name is Mondabe, or whatever. And he's like, this one dude, it's fucked up. I don't wanna do this, but I gotta fuck your wife. - Yeah. - What? - Yeah. - Both of us? - Okay, fine. - It's probably as hot as fuck. - Yeah. - Imagine we're just a stiff deal, or is it? - I mean, he had the biggest library in England and lived on the Thames. - So I mean. - That's like having the fuck in my mouth. - He was probably getting, yeah. - I saw something, I don't know if it's true. It's like something with like 25,000 books on like a little hard drive. - That's cool. - Just think about it. - Yeah, like, they go to the desert. I was cracking the fuck up reading this shit, dude. Like, "House for Crowley goes to the desert with this dude." This dude is doing the same shit. So, "House for Crowley is like, are you ready to record?" - Yeah. - And the guy's like, all right, let me do the protection spells. And he puts on, you've seen these pictures, dude. - Yeah, I was literally looking into a fucking computer black screen. I was like, drawing, I was like this. And like, looking into it with my fist on my cheek. - Yeah, you Crowley. - And I was like, if you put another fist on your cheek or Crowley, don't do that. And I just put my fist down. - So, you ever see the picture of Alex Crowley, where he's got the little Rosie Cross? - Yeah. - He's got the hat. - Yup. - And the gay ass hat. - He's got the gay balance shit. So, I forgot to tell you, fucking, that dude, Ed Kelly, he had his ears clipped. - Yeah. - He ended up wearing like a South Park hat for the rest of his life. - Like a black skull cap. - Who's that guy Bill Murray is in that show? - Bill Murray. - With the movie, with the red skull cap, where it's like, this is my neighborhood or something like that. - What? - You know the movie I'm talking about? - Which one? - Is it Royal Ten of Bombs? - Oh, it's Ten of Bombs. Where is the hat? - The red snow hat. - Yeah, no, that's live aquatic. - Live aquatic, yes. - That's just a snow hat. No, I'm talking like Kyle from Southport to cover up the ears. He wore a black scarf on a black skull cap and was wandered around. But anyway, fucking Alistair Kelly would start putting on a little skull cap. He's got the fucking cape. He's out on a desert with a random dude in fucking Algeria and they're there to kiss spells, dude. - That's what I'm saying. - So he wrote this book, I can't, I gotta open up my computer to say this. - I think this is what the internet is doing to people. - For it's like dude, if you don't have that, you're literally not sitting there lying in anything, like you're just existing as yourself. - It's called the vision and the voice. And allegedly this is like the New Testament for a cultist. - So like the old bullshit. - Dude, the old shit was like we found out. I mean, I had all this shit fucking. There's shit that they had. It's like there's the watchtowers that watch. There's like the seven, there's like the seven suns. Like they mapped the fucking spiritual world and the cosmos. That's John D&M. - Then Alistar Kai takes all that. - It's like the birth of sci-fi. - Yeah, he takes all that and he does the fucking athers. Then fucking, he describes it in this book where it's like this one, there's 30 of them. - Yeah. - All right, this is Pokemon. - I mean dude, if someone's telling you like, dude, that one's great. - Yeah, these are gonna write another one. - These are legit Pokemon. It's like dude, 19. 19's the one where you can summon the all 30. So call 19. - D&D. - Then you get like 22. That dude's a fucking sandstorm with a blood person. Like, anyway, he sees like the horror Babylon. Then he sees like the final form of all humans. Like he's like the city of God or whatever. - Just imagining things. He's writing all these books, like magical beast, fucking sex, magic beast. - Yeah, he's saying like crazy shit. Like I'm gonna fuck up none or something. Like he says wild shit in books. - I mean, it's a shame. You tell me Mr. Beast signs up with the ride followers. It's the first thing I think. - Is he the Jimmy Saville? Is he the new astronaut? - I do, I've been saying that for a long time. - Yeah, I know you have, I know you have. - So how is there something about the guy? I don't fucking like him. He's Mr. Beast. It's not that hard to figure out. - It's actually right in your face. - Yeah, it is. - But these guys, for some reason these owners get on the shit, dude. Then the next little era is Jack Parsons and fucking-- - So Crowley's the center point. - He's the middle. - And it explodes both ways. - Yeah. - It might even go back farther, but I mean, that's our world that we live in the English-speaking world. The Western English-speaking world, that magic. - Yeah. - The magic in that world is from John D and Eddie Kelly. Eddie Kelly literally was a fucking vagabond scammer, a scammer who died jumping out of a fucking window with bed sheets, bro. - You got to get out of here some way. - Everyone fucking gets off this plane. It was probably a sick ass idea, and I'm almost going to guarantee that he didn't have an unlimited supply of bed sheets. It was probably like 14 feet. - Yeah. - And he just fucking ate shit. - He ate shit. - He ate shit at 14. - And it's about a crop of fracture in 15 fucking 88, dude. - I'm almost a year, I'm almost a year healing. - 1600. - I know it feels like you're not walking that the fuck off. - But when I see this, when I wake up and this big, heavy fucking phone is next to me, and I see it, I will think, black mirror, I know this is a scrying stone, I know that this is some shit that these gnats of freaks are on, and all the media that they show me. Now like Phil Kiddick thought he was kind of channeling. They thought Eddie Kelly was kind of channeling, so is there entities that are playing with my mind? Why are they showing kids strange things? Why are, you know that show of resurrection? You read that nickname, I'm sorry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - No show of resurrection. - Remember how I showed you that movie? I was like, dude, they're still making good movies. Check this fuck out. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That movie is like that. It's a world where there's no dreams. - A way, no dream. - A way, no dream. There's, it's like the giver, no one can see color. These are all those books. - That was one of my favorite posters. - Yes, dude, they give it to the gangsters. Also, I was talking about a book last week. I couldn't remember, it wasn't Lord of the Flies. It's Lord's of Discipline. - Okay. - Great book. - What's it about? - Just dudes go into a military school, and we had to read it in sales. - Oh, I remember, yeah. I know what you're talking about, man. - I couldn't remember it last week, and that pissed me off, but I didn't know. - All right, sweet. - Just so you know. - Yeah, but I look at the phone and I get frustrated, man. And you're telling me I have this iOS update coming up and I'm way behind, which I don't understand I have to tech anyway. I have a hard enough time with the intros. I fucking rocked for three days, trying to get, now see, like this one's talking about. I'm sorry. I'm not talking, but I thought. - He sent me that picture. - I tried to fucking, I tried. - I thought you let an Indian get on your phone and start hacking, I was like, oh, fuck. - I probably did. I mean, is rock even rock, or is rock a fucking bunch of Indians? - Is that Indians, dude? I tried to get an RFK AI to read his sexy text. - Obviously. - Which, by the way, 'cause you ever. - Boy, before we get to that, what about JPL and shit? I'm just saying, like, you know those guys were up to OTO stuff, they're philanthropists. They love Madame Blavatsky, that stuff is the air, that is, there's a family lineage. Do you get what I'm saying, if the knowledge gets passed on, but it's a, what is it, is it real? - I mean, did you. - It's real enough to make fucking NASA and all those weird patches. - There's something to it. I think that's most of the stuff where it's like, you have the government and you've got all these people arguing stuff is like, that is the government. That's the government everyone watches. That's not really the government. And you guys can all sit there and jerk off to all these people owning, and nothing happens, which is the craziest thing in the world. - You get owned on. - I'm gonna tell that to those Venezuelans though. - That shit crap, or what the hell is your name? Plask it, with the newsletter. - She's John, it's over. Like, Jeffrey Hubsley was literally texting her off. She was doing shit, and they did- - Silver dollars. - Fucking, whatever, it doesn't matter. But yeah, I mean, the fucking weird-ish shit with, it's just, it's a weird lineage of bullshit, which I enjoy heavily, because I think, you get enough of them together. You can fake a moon landing. - I mean, there was a thing that I, it was like, faking the moon landing's up here, but there was a thing where it was like, it's like, dude, if you wanna do it, you can experience the real thing. You can sit down with a black mirror, a good crystal, and read the 19th call, in an in-enocking, you can read it out, and you can do exactly what they're doing. You can see if anything happens, man. - What if it already is happening? In this whole time, you've listened to stranger things and watched all that stuff. It's been a long, last time since anyone got into subliminal messaging. Like, play the Beatles' backwards. - Oh yeah, got something. - Like, say what they're having backwards. That shit. - Well, that laser thing with the DMT is kind of like that to me. - Very weird, very weird. There's a lot of people. - I will do it, I'll try it, but I don't believe it. - I mean, I'll give you my green laser. I don't know if that brings you to another fucking dimension. - I'll go to the green one. - I'll go to the green one, man. - No, I went to the green one, man. - It's like, that is cool. Very sweet. There's starving people and stuff in the world. (laughing) - That's what you figure out the fuck, yeah. That's what I'm saying, where it's like, it's got people. Oh, the sending messages. - I'm sorry, yeah. - If you have that black mirror, and like, you're fucking listening to music or watching TV, and they're maybe they're saying those spells, but like in some ass backwards, background music, fucking thing, you don't get. And through images, 'cause like, talk about all the time, like. - Well, they're harvesting your mind with this thing. - Yeah. - You're taking. It's not like a one way thing. - Yeah, I mean, people are killing themselves and like, and pick these on us. - I'm gonna be fucked up about the kid's time from the Moderna shot for a while. - Oh, really? - Just that I found that out on my damn, that actually happened. - Again? - Again. - Found it out again. - I forget stuff. - Well, that is fucking insane that they're gonna end. They're gonna burn all the medical records after seven years. I didn't know they needed all that space. - They got rid of the NASA food, the moon landing footage. - Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying. - It's taken over. - Right now, tape. - Dude, I had taken shit that I've had pictures of where they stuck around over it seven years. This is amazing. So what I have to see is I have to keep this on my foot. This is a great picture. - And I don't know if it's just me or, I don't know if it's just me. I love this someone to do a study. But if you were like, look at this and look at that. Look at that razor, look at this iPhone. Which one makes you feel better? After all, that's we've been through. This fucking thing is making people feel bad compared to that one. There's a bite out of the apple for the reason. - Stock home syndrome. 'Cause people like that, they like dude. - The bite out of the apple. - Thank God, we're like, you don't need to see it in the sun. You need to answer the fucking phone, that's bad. If you're outside, you don't need the brightness all the way up and look at how like, what the fuck? - I can't see it. It's like dude, just go for a walk. - Yeah, right. - And it's like, people, I've done it a million times. You get on a fucking high horse and you gotta start explaining yourself why you gotta enjoy it all the stuff. - Yeah. - I got nothing, dude. I'm literally-- - No, it was the update. - But I'm saying like, when I do it, I'm always like, yeah, but the androids and tried to say-- - I'm trying to sell it with the more. - It literally isn't better. At all, any match-- - It's got some bugs in it. - To use it is a fight and it fucking should be. - It's not intuitive. - It should not be intuitive. Like all this stuff they jerk off about like, user interface and great pictures. I want a shitty picture. You wanna know why? Because if it's that important to me, you should be there. It shouldn't be me sending you a fucking high-res picture where it's like, hey grandma, your kid turned three. You don't come around anymore because you started believing the TV. (laughing) The TV said it was gonna get you sick. So now you have turbo cancer grandma. Let's face time and upload you into AI so we can have you around forever. The Michael Wands stuff where it's like there's sky stories, the land stories. I know that sounds nuts, but it's fucking, at the end of the day, when this thing dies, bro. You're not casting spells. There's no way to knock you in. - Sure, that's all right. - I'm not Michael Barry. I'm just saying there's something in my nuts where it's-- - I remember that old video where they said they're fucking five years. They bet too much in China, everything's in China. - They support, or all their screens come from fucking like Samsung or LG. They can't make their own fucking screens. Everything they make is fucking stupid and like, I'm not saying Android's are better. But this was $500. I knew fucking iPhones like 17 hunch. - Yeah, but do you remember what we used to hear about like people then putting up the safety nets at the Apple factories? You ever hear about that in Motorola Factory? - Probably, I watched a Google summit. Probably Jimmy Fallon. Fuck, it was walking around like an absolute psychopath. This is what I'm saying. I'm not saying like, I'm out of the matrix. - Wearing a diaper. - I don't want to use this as much. That sort of like people get on this high horse like, how could you have Apple? They have suicide nets like Google spying on us every fucking day. - All day. - I'm gonna search as lit like-- - What was that one Ted Cruz was fucked that way back? - Which one? - Which one? - But that was a good one. Which Chinese it was like some kind of fucking backdoor thing. This was like a year ago. No, it was goo. They were like grilling Google. It was like-- - I thought you'd talk about Jack Cruz. - Yeah, you remember that? - Solar, I forget what the hell it is. - You know what I'm talking about. - Yeah, there was a huge check. - It was a huge deal. - Yeah, that's what like people like freak out and they're like, oh, fucking iPhones can't get hit again. Dude, you have a fucking phone connect to the internet. It's getting hit. - It's literally the first thing I said to you. - Pay for a VPN. - The first thing I said to you was like, yeah man, but I think they're keeping your data safe. - Yeah. That's whatever. Dude, I was in Verizon, mind you. - It's pure probably getting hit. - From 10 o'clock until 12.50. - Yeah. - Because nothing is easy. It should just be switched friends for some reason. It's fucking not. An old black woman came out to me and I was just standing at a table waiting for these people to come back. They didn't even rise in it. Fucking walnut street. I hope that fucking place shuts down. Lady fucking told me no to take a piss. Number one. Well, I was gonna blow up the staff bathroom. You don't look like you take the pleasant, most pleasant chits. - It's probably their policy. - Whatever. But this fucking old black lady comes out to me and goes, "Have a blessed day." And dude, no one's fucked up. And I'm just get this off my chest. But I almost switched to AT&T but it'd be too much of a pain they asked for you to tell. So I wasn't gonna do that too. She denied me the fucking toilet. Well, they fucked up and I had to wait. In extra hour. And all these old fucking black people are going to pay their bill. - Yeah. - Like, hey, this isn't working. Why isn't it working? Like, I don't know. Like they have no idea. And they're just like, I'll help you in a second. So this, she literally laughed. She didn't pay her bill. And she came over to me and goes, "Have a blessed day." I was like, "Yeah, you too." And she was like, "I'm gonna get an awful." It was like, "Okay." Yeah, our funds are good. And she's like, "Samson steals your pictures." I was like, "What?" I was like, "Samson, they say it steals your pictures." I was like, "Oh no, yeah, everything, still everything." And then she walks away in circles and she comes back to me and just goes, "I love it here." (laughing) It's like, "Yeah, it's nice." - I mean, that's where the creases are. - I've been with Verizon for 19 years. It's like, that's a long time. That's pretty cool. And then she walks away, goes to the staff. Staff comes over next to me and she just goes, "I like to get the iPhone 17." She's like, "Okay." She's like, "I heard Samson steals your pictures." And the picture's like, "I don't know anything "you're about pictures." And she just goes, "Okay, have a blessed day." And just walks out. (laughing) - Making a day of it, dude. - It was fucking, it's like, I got out there. I was like, "What the fuck is going on?" But they made it almost impossible to switch over. It is a, it's fucked up what they do. I swear to God, I don't think like, I don't think Google's much better, but it's fucked up how Apple does this shit where they. - It sucks though to switch all over and then go back. You're on GP. - So easy. Let her take three seconds. Get on Apple, boom, boom. Everything. (laughing) - So no, it's the other way, it's hard. - The other way is hard if you, yeah, I have had an iPhone for a while to catch my breath. But like. - I remember when I had the fucking commando, dude. And you were like, "Yo, you're gonna love the iPhone, bro." And this was like, one of your, during one of your phases. - It was nice because it was simple. 'Cause like, there's issues where you gotta like, kinda tech out and fucking. - Well, this was the eight plus. - Yeah. - This is what you convinced me to get the eight plus. - That was nice. - Yeah. - I forgot about that. - At a home button, remember you gave me the rock form. That was my first iPhone. - That was nice. I phone obviously, I'm sorry to do that to you. And eventually you'll be on the motor-all, Razor. 'Cause fuck Sam's song too. - 'Cause it's the phone. It is. - A foldable phone. - And that's why it is. - That is the phone. - This is the end of the road. - Do you know why it's a phone? - It's not a fucking computer. - No, and it's not your best friend. And like, that's what I'm saying. You've got everyone in the world that does AI. It's the same with like, Carrie Moser, or whatever that guy's name is. - All right. - And like, don't use PCR. Every AI guy's like, yeah, fuck this. Like, we should not do this. - Fuck AI, dude. When I was trying to do that RFK thing, I was just trying to get an AI voice sampler. The thing suggested it to me that I could download this thing from GitHub. I'm a fucking. What kind of word is it for fucking a puddle? Like, I don't know. - You're going into Verizon to pay your bill cash. - I go, I go. - It's fucked. - I can do this though. Now, I can do this three days. It was early chatter, it was actually, I would say, all in all was like 12 hours. I probably could look it up. Of where I thought I was coding. - Consider yourself lucky. - I was copying commands into the terminal, which I didn't know existed on a computer. On an Apple. - Who the fuck knows with that? - I just started, it's a black and white thing of taxes. It just started going nuts. - Yeah. - And it was thinking, and I'm like, I'm doing it. I'm getting a program. And this went on for like, this went on for almost the whole day. That took some breaks. - Obviously. - I was like, I get a little bit more-- - Looked 20 feet out of the Verizon. - I was like, where? - It's fucked. - I'm going to steal her vape. I'm going to go get some coffee. - Fuckin'. - What flavor? - I didn't, some guess it's a strawberry thing, then-- - Apple syrup and French toast ones smell so good. I've never went back to them, but I've smelled that when I was in the Monroe. It's dude, and I was like, I'm not going to hit your vape. - It's not all blue jobs and fresh says. (laughing) - Yeah, so after all of it, it was just like, I realized this thing was lying to me. And I was like, do you don't lie to me? It was like, you're almost done. This is the last one. I promise, this time, you're the best. You're such a trooper after 100 tries. We're here. One more thing. - You are lying, baby. - You're one command away. - Where are you? - No, dude. - What happened after that command? - I gave up. It would just be another failure. And I'm like, I don't understand, computer's enough. I could replay the whole thing on my computer. I don't know what really happened. I would have to talk to a computer person. - This is good, harmless fun. Some people do this and then kill themselves because instead of trying to figure out how to do an RFK voice, it's like, should I belong in this world? One word answers only. I do this. Am I a burden to my family? Yes. - I thought that if I did this thing, it's like a voice clinic. It's called R-C-V. - R-V-S. - R-V-S something like this. And I thought if I did this, we could make any voice. So you said 11 labs. I tried to do it, right? - The road to hell was paved with good intentions. - When I started this, 11 labs, I recorded a whole Lex Freeman podcast with RFK to feed it into the fucking thing. I do all that. I edit out Lexi, all of it. I load it up and then it goes, okay, now talking to the microphone to match the voice, to make sure that you have consent from this voice. I go, what the fuck? - You should have fucking had an RFK on your phone and put them in the microphone. - They type random text and then you have to say, "Oh, fuck." - Yeah. - That's insane. - So I was like, after all that, I was like, "Fuck." And then that's when it was like, you know there's these other ones that you can have that they're free on GitHub. And that it works. - And that's the thing down the hole. - And then I was like. - Yeah, I mean, do there's a huge thing with AI and it's just absolute bullshitters. - Yeah, it's Indian people, dude. (laughing) - It's for real. - Yeah. - While you were gone, everyone found out on X that your favorite conservative range-baders were Indians. - Yeah, that's why they say shit. That's just insane. And a lot of them talk about your looks. Like, I didn't realize, I didn't know about the culture. I tried, like, I know I'm tough on 'em. - It's not our culture. - I'm tough on 'em. I really am. I really don't give them that much lack, dude. And I should. I tried to take a chicken to give them a saw. Fuck that shit. (laughing) Literally. - You got pierced. - Give me a towel to get pierced. - Yeah, what the fuck is that shit? Tomato sauce on these tastes like my asshole chicken blows. Looks like Purina, fuck that. - Like, is that on their ass? - I got a fucking for real, is that. But last time we got some teacups like this isn't chicken. I thought I was the Campbell's thing. 'Cause that guy, the Campbell's thing said that. And I was like, I was for real. - It's for poor people. - I didn't hear him say the poor people once. - A couple days later. - Then the cam soup drives her home. - Let's people. Dude, you think buys is shit. - I buy fucking tons of it. - You're fucking transport. (laughing) - No, I'm saying, I had the first thing-- - You bought the gourmet stuff. Mrs. McNabb gives ya. - Not, oh, progressive or progressive? - Progressive. - No, they have Campbell's chunky. - No, I like to get the chunk. My favorite sort of creamies. - Your cream potato? - Cream potato, yeah, I mean. But anyway, the first thing I heard was that's 3D printed chicken. And there's been a couple of times in the last couple of times. The only reason I don't do it, my first, first of all, I think it's healthy. - What? - I think when I get Campbell's soup, it's me doing healthy, how she boy. And then you told me, and other people told me-- - Drop that. (laughing) - Don't believe me, drop that, dude, I don't know. - Do you remember when I was eating the-- - Look at this sodium, man. - Do you remember when I was eating the stofers and you were like, dude, sodium's a thing? - Yeah, sodium and then, like, heating stuff up in the microwave on a block. - That black, the black plastic is-- - Yeah, no one's getting out here a lot. Those are some good-ass macarons and cheeses though, so. - But if I get my little fucking stov, my little hot out, and I hit the chicken soup, as far as-- - Do you water it down or no? - No, as far as things go. Well, some of 'em, you don't have to. Some of 'em are just pop tops, dude. - Yeah, I know, but like, the chicken noodle soup, like with the pessello shrimp. - Depends which one you get, 'cause some of 'em you gotta do a whole can of water or sometimes you gotta do. - I used, when I was sick, dude, it was just saltine crackers and no water. I would just sort of-- - Yeah, some of 'em come like real thick and you gotta wear 'em down. - But, I, sorry, man, I'm fucking this up. - What you said? - I'm fucking up. - Oh, the 3D printed soup. - I'm fucking up your bag, that's a good idea. - No, I'm saying, I fucking, there's been a couple of times where I get a two, this is fucking weird. They're like, I also got this at, fucking it, at Whole Foods recently, and alpac. - And alpac, yeah, at Whole Foods? What do you eat at Whole Foods? - They make pre, they make pre-parinated-- - Shut up that shit, shut up and shut up. - They make pre-marinated honey mossy-- - Chicken? - Chicken, cutlets. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - From the skinless. - Yeah, did you scan your mom the bottom? - But it was-- - Did you scan your face? - It was this tall, that thick. - It was that, yeah, and when you cut in it, it was completely-- - It was like a 3D printed house. - Equal texture, right? - So I was like, this is fucking weird. And the last couple of times I did camel soup, it's just perfect, little rubbery cubes of chicken. - I never thought they were real to begin with. - Okay, I mean, yeah. - I just never understood it 'cause it was pink. I would crush it. - Well, chicken's pink. - Chicken's pink, but I thought it had to be-- - He didn't get white. - Yeah, but even when you had it, like you get it in the soup, it's still pink. - I think it's like the lesser parts of the chicken, like that almond milk thing that you showed me. - Ten minutes and shit. - But when I heard that was 3D printed, I was like, fucked up. And then I watched the video with Ed, and he was like, dude, chickens are the most efficient way to make protein. - Yeah. - They're not gonna start 3D printing something when it's that fucking easy. But on the flip side of that, I asked her, and she goes, how many people do you think live in America that eat chicken every day? You think there's that many chickens? - Very good point. - That's a huge, I mean, McDonald's alone, and cows and meat, none of that shit adds up. All the burgers that go to waste, all the food that goes to waste in shopping centers. - That's when, sometimes it's good to have someone else in my house now, 'cause I would go down crazy rabbit holes. - Just go buy camel soup. - I would just think things and go, yeah, I believe that, and never second guess it. And I showed her that fucking Pompey, the souviest thing of the dude jerking off, and she goes, you believe that, I was like, what? And she's like, that's not real, I'm like, holy shit. - Thought about that. - I didn't think about that at all. Like, I was just like, yeah, the souviest, volcanic ash, just obviously someone's jerking off. And then I saw the Nagasaki shit with the piss thing on the steps where it was like, there's shadows, and then I was like, oh, okay. - And they just found the pen that fucking saved everybody at Auschwitz. - Everything, ever. Well, like, that's what like, the shit with them, burning all the medical records or whatever, deleting them, whatever the fucking is. They already wiped the internet. So the internet archive's already fucking wrecked from 20 to 26 or whatever. If they do that, then it's just a hundred years later, 1918 flow, where it's like 2020, there was a flow. So bad, you're not gonna find a fucking like, anything that's backed up is like, from the government, like, this will be fucking dust. - This was fucked me up when I read that ballast book because I realized that all that whole book is all the bullshit that I've been fed from all these new age conspiracy guys that I love on the internet, all the stuff that I've ever seen, I go, wow, I'm really getting to the truth. And I'm like, how the fuck did Philip K. Dick put this in a book in 1974? And I'm like, he must have known about all this stuff. Where'd that come from? But in the book, it's like, there's layers of world on top. So like, the Roman Empire never ended. And it's just laid on top of us. - It would make the most sense. - Like, linear time is not a thing. And he said that we live in a, he's the guy with the famous quote of like, we live in a simulation. - That's Philip K. Dick. - Yeah. So it's like, he thought he lived in a computer simulation where basically like-- - He's 70s? - Yeah. - That's wild. - He did drugs. So basically, it's like, I watched an interview with him where he was talking about, so like, here's the world. It's like a painting. Like, imagine like a landscape painting. - Yeah. - And you're showing it to God and you're like, that's the world you made. And you show, every day you show on the same one, the same one, the same one. But then like, one thing, it slightly changed. But you don't, you're second-guessing it going like, is that the same, really? But it's just such a slight difference. - Minor, yeah. - But over the course of time, but you're thinking about linear time, but it's just every day there's another new painting. - Yeah. - You're fucking this up. This makes no sense to you. - It makes no sense to me. - I have a fucking picture in my head currently. - Do you know what I'm saying? Where it's just like, you would slowly change it. So it would still be the Roman Empire, but there'd be skyscrapers. - Yes. - But it would happen over a bunch of little changes. - Time is a flat circle is what you're talking about. - But all of that is still there. So it's like, where you have Jack Parsons and fucking your Scientology boy, then it's like-- - It's like Laylines and shit. - Like, you're stacking that. They came around in 1921. They're not fucking old. Some dude made that up. - What? - These lines. - Oh, really? - Damn, man, that's what I'm saying. Start digging in there, shit. And you're like, well, maybe they were around before-- - They old nothing news under the sun. - Maybe they were around the before and John D and then we're like, let's go to America. - Yeah. - And fucking do Laylines. Like, how the fuck's Boston all the way to fucking DC? - That's what I think people get like the weird-- - But Geomancy's been around since the fuck appearance. - Yeah, I mean, they all line up. So that's what I think. I mean, you're right there. And there's people who like move the certain spots for power-ups, where it's like you put in New York where New York is for power-ups. - Yeah, but what I'm saying is like, so you got. - Hubbard? - I like your growing or a theory the most. - That's a great one. Hubbard and fucking Parsons. And out of that dude, you have like a lot of modern Hollywood and NASA. That's a lot of fucking ace. That's basically-- - Do you know what the hubbard was doing? - No, I just know, like I saw that movie on the Master, great movie. - Yeah, Hubbard like, didn't have a pot to piss in. - I know, yeah. - And had a check that was on his ass, he was just running around the fucking typewriter, trying to come up with a book. - Hubbard was boys with like Philip K. Dick, I think. - For real? - If they weren't boys, they were just definitely in the steam circles 'cause they were getting paid to write Pulp Science Fiction. So Pulp was just like a name for like fucking throwaway dollar books or whatever. That's how those guys got paid. Like, finally in all those guys, writing all that horny boy stuff. Not to mention fucking Donald Barr. He's fucking, you know, Epstein. - Oh yeah. - Donald Barr, he heard space relations. He was doing the same shit. Dude was an OSS guy. But yeah, fucking-- - Hubbard is also disgraced from the US Navy. Allegedly, I'm not gonna talk bad about a guy who's not here. - John D was disgraced from the fucking Queen Service, dude. It's all the same. - All the stuff is stacked is what I'm saying. - Yeah, there's like, he got those guys, then he got Crowley, then he got these guys. These were the same fucking guys. - And they're the same bullshit. That is like clones and stuff like that when he got in there. I got into a fucking one and get it out of my head, weird NPC hole. Where it just-- - It's like Tom's famous for saying there's only 12 types of dudes. - Yeah, so they're like, there's sometimes when I'm thinking about it, it's like, dude, if it's really like 50% of people and have like a thing, it's like, it's very weird if you start, it's like borderline solips as a way. So I think in 50% of people have fucking-- - I think it's just, I think what it is is, everyone is infinitely different. - Yeah. - And everyone is so original that it's overwhelming. And then but what you're willing to express is an NPC lane. - Yeah. - So it's like you see cars on the track and you're like uncomfortable being one of those. - Yeah, but the paper that I was reading, like when he's talking about like, you have the internet, you have the black mirror there. And like, you watch the YouTube videos I was showing you, like, oh, that's these kind of dudes. It's like, instead of everyone being themselves, growing up, pygmies don't fucking kill themselves. All those people in the African tribes are just like hanging out in the jungle and stuff like that. People are chilling with all the greatest shit in the world, fucking Han Solo, the best grab hubs you can possibly get, any fucking kill yourself. And it's all because of the phone because I think it makes everyone not one express themselves, which literally you came here to bring heaven to earth. And you don't do that and you start collapsing in on yourself, screaming through life until you fucking die. Because you decided, I'm just gonna get the shirt everyone else is wearing this fall because that'll do it. It's gonna, everything's gonna turn around while I buy these boots and get this shirt. People are going to flip that. - But like, dude, like, so God made me. - Yeah. - God made you. Yeah, I made a kid. I don't care what he does. I still think he's cool. Yeah, God still thinks you're cool Literally, they got they got and they got people like going up the fucking churches that steal all your money go What bad shit did you do saw? Yeah, fucking by the way, we don't use this against you ever Don't worry. I saw a crazy fucking clip of a dude saying that there was no such thing There was no word or thing that they could call autism in Vietnam until Bill Gates showed up That motherfucker is doing time in another fucking dimension that dude's gonna be chained to something Oh, I think he's gonna be and he's liver picked out over and over again. That's what I'm saying like I don't know what the fuck happens after this, but there's a beat yourself route, which is Sometimes maybe cringe and that's okay. You can be fucking cringe if it's your own cringe There's a great cartoon that I watch this like Sasquatch dude and it's all strobing and then he just says like He basically just eats this little like jelly bean and keeps living the same life, but it makes you forget it That's like a drug where you just kind of like you go back in time Yeah, you just keep doing the same thing and you like tweak it a little bit It's kind of like the same thing as like the simulation. Yeah, but it's like It'd be cool if you could have like something that gives you a little bit of a buzz mate And you can fucking go back in time start all over oh, and then you just keep doing it And it's like if I trip out real hard on drugs or whatever it is like that. It's like dude. You're always here. Oh, yeah It's like this rules man. You wait. We always do this This is great. You're gonna die enough till you don't care anymore And then I'll bring you back to life. Yeah, that is the fucking that was a lot like when I was on mushrooms a whole thing Which is like yeah, die die again. How do I die again? How are you dying? Don't care. Still care. I die again Here's your whole life die again, and then I didn't care anymore That was cool, but that's why you get to this Eventually you get to I went out the when I saw it I was like the vibe of when I saw that razor folded up the way you have it the way you it's closed is nice Yeah, it closes good especially like when I'm at the gym back in and out of big deal fucking, you know Obviously still strong as fuck no PDs whatsoever, but I want I'm in the gym like you're looking at your iPhone like you got to pick it up and look at it This thing it just stays on the ground like dude. I don't even feel like opening it the only thing I would wish for that is was magnetic get a rock form sticking on back You get the rock for a magnet It was magnetic and you brought that to the gym Someone should make a gym app where it like is a real good you get what I'm saying They are but they're there some are expensive and some are just gay as fuck where like it's like there's one like mad muscle and some other ones Where she just be no bullshit and you put in the thing and then you hit it hit your reps if I was like a stock person I just have a fucking I have a weird feeling about the iPhone a lot of the Every no one is like vaccines are dying the mRNAs are fucking killing kids Everyone has the internet you can see for yourself how bad COVID was I mean What if that was the dying throws of big pharma it is and you're looking at it in a scary negative way And it's I do that might have just been them fizzling the fuck out they might know the When AI comes what's your sign? No, what's that what's your sign? What's my sign? Yes, of course. What are we in? What are we entering they different queries all knowledge is gonna be ushered out They're gonna try the gayest shit which I think with this 32 Atlas bull stuff 31 don't care. Don't say the right name doesn't exist isn't real It's going to be an absolute sure raid when they have not like they're going the Emperor is a going you're going to see That it's not like I'm not like Jones and like you're in the you're in the info where we're going to beat these guys But they're obviously going to do some fucked up shit. I mean stuff one is taking away their lore De-crowning them the Emperor has no throat. No, yeah, but like these dudes are going to try some weird alien shit with the robot the sex robots at the fucking tech shows Like they can make something yeah, and they'll try they've tried to kill everyone and That didn't work because it was kind of might have just been the last money grab as though I'm saying it was the last money grab But obviously like they also kill it was like dude if you're gonna do this like let us kill a few people right because all the medicare shit Like Jack Cruz isn't wrong with that. He is wrong for sending Jigsaw and Facebook pictures of his back and it's right. Hi If I say it's a little bit of weed Probably funny. He's probably horny. Yeah, probably horny. He thinks it's funny. My wife doesn't like me pass it stuff like this. That's hilarious brother Take a lot. There's a lot of people they don't know where it's a hey man been doing great shit Shot the fuck up. Yeah, everyone please shut the fuck up regroup if you know one thing very well You're good at that dude. There's dudes who are amazing at basketball. I don't know I could never ice get just be good at basketball I don't eat the smartest man in the world. It's like theory of everything fuck a lamb, but I Wish you could have seen me and been in my my fucking vibe, bro When I saw that shit and I was like I'm coding like when I say that I'd literally thought yeah, I was gonna have a program Where we can make anyone's voice You know I can make people say anything and I'm saying they're going this is gonna be so great You know what like fucking you're the full throws of psychedowns where like it's buzzing and you can't do you're probably staring at It's me like I'm coding in your whole face I was like dude. I was sitting there going like it's like controller unplugged. I said there. Yeah. Huh learn to code. They're done. Yeah Fucking jobs not to carry around me. Yeah, I mean that's like fully Controllers unplugged your playing San Andreas you're killing the guys Glock just lied to you because all of this shit. I swear to God. It's all bullshit. Like I don't leave any day I stuff. I'm sure it learned a lot about the program or whatever the fuck I kept putting into it I get in I don't know. It's probably like there's probably someone in New Mexico who can't water their gardens I mean congratulations you coded for a day. There's a dude in Mexico who's raised guard of Ed's fuck. I just want me to do no legs So do you really needs water there's like yeah, man You got to shut that off from two to four Andrew's code. This is the last command. It's that's what I'm saying I was at it got to the point so I was doing commands or whatever and then it got to the point where we had to go into the code And I had to delete lines and put in other lines and Then at that point I was like this is what is going on? I'm probably messing this up. Yeah, I did that a long-ass time You on this is like not to be racist, but this is where my whole beef started with Indians something happened on my computer But they got me know my fucking Gianna's mom had the thing going like Don't shut down your computer. You have a virus that fucking crazy ass thing That should happen to me in college, and I was like somebody was on that competitive. Yeah, I was really using but the fuck it I was on it in college and it was happening. I was fried some of these computer Penn State walls. I thought I was done So I'm like what the fuck's gone? This is before the temple basketball team stole my laptop and they've been cursed at percent That's a fact the one guy's name's the last name's pepper if I remember correctly. I'd be doing a job right now Piece of shit wager, but I was chilling and then the Indians got on my computer and they Start like they go, oh, we need access to your computer, and then it was my background Dennis Hopper Give him the finger and easy rider very fucking safe that couch also smoked weed, but They went in it and then my computer was fucked. So I got hacked back then. I thought that could happen to you when you're on rock like If they are if they like they have been caught using Indians as accounts Amazon has been caught using Indians as AI If they want to do they can go into your fucking computer and start hacking stuff and be like oh, we could have made the thing I'm sorry, but we did all these lines of code Yeah, so I was doing like pips and stuff and It was a pip tokenizer and I it's like dude. You're now. Oh, here's one more. They made me switch. You're now one single command away from perfect Tortoise on your max studio and it was pip install transformers 4.37 and force reinstall no depths That's what I'm saying and I did this for hours dude I've been put on 0.11 source then been nothing. No clue what's epic just ran the this could have say I'm so this could have said anything and I wanted to type it in it was like get clone Was it tell you to copy and paste I'm copy and pasting it. Oh, so it doesn't take over access of your computer No, but I just kept going give me the bash Bash opt-humbro bin Python 3.11 like I was doing this for hours, but nothing was happening. That's fucking crazy That's it. I mean I got it. I was like how bad could a fucking the regular RF cable this is be Yeah, but when I got home I got the text. I have poison ivy and got a hack Well, no, I thought like I could um, I thought I was just regular ivy and I thought I could cut it But like if you get sweaty and you're cutting regular ivy Word to the wise you will still get rashes. Yeah, it's not like put pure poison ivy, but my hands are I don't Knuckles in my webbing as far. Yeah, you feel it feels like you're wearing like gloves. I can squeeze liquid out I know been there, dude. I mean, I like how's your Winner. Yeah, people on my wean. It's bumpy My weaners all bumpy little girls. That was the side of my butt. Oh, yeah, it's fat Yeah, I got behind my ears is back because I had my headphones on and I was popping my head for it It's literally everywhere. I mean dude like so I was ripping the vines off. I cut it with a Ryobi I'm a Ryobi man now Ryobi battery chainsaw. It's the same thing is getting away from my phone It's literally a tool, dude. It's the same fuck tool It's not the guy. It's up to me. Don't do let me down, but yeah, man I cut I must have cut like 60 vines and then fucking I was I keep pulling my pants up cuz my pants don't fit right cuz I don't - You don't have a good bullet, and it's-- - You gotta get the spenders, bro. - I gotta just gotta get a better build. - Overalls, I saw some good overalls on time. - Just ignore the build, this is temporary. It's tough. - Working progress. - Working progress, working severe progress. I'm currently building another body right now, that's not mine, and once that thing hits like 12 pounds or whatever, I can hit the jump. - Yeah, right now, I'm on a feeding schedule. I can't work out. - I still think you should get live laugh love on the build. Having a truck with live laugh love, it's funny to say I can think of currently. I haven't seen one. Bestie let me merge his hilarious. - Yeah. - To have as a dude, but live laugh love on the build. - Cause that's like a more like a home thing. - Yes, that's hilarious. Please, someone does. - I'll look good on it. - Live laugh love. I wonder if you can get that as a vanity plate. L-I-V, L-A-F, L-U-V. I don't know if that's too long. - I'm just gonna hit live laugh love bumper sticker, cause I mean, it's gotta be. - It's gotta be on there. It's on, if it's on Google, dude. Jimmy Fallon is pumped up for the new pixel, guys. - Whatever psych meds, don't worry, man. They have psych meds forever. Dude, obviously they have live laugh love in cursive. You can put on the back of your car. - Thank you, that's what I need. I need that for the truck. - Oh, this is good. Live laugh love. And then it says, if that doesn't work, load aim fire. - Nah, we're getting down and Charlie Kerr clan. - Get some attitude. A little attitude of it. - Flexing about owning guns on your vehicle is cool to a point, but like I said, if you wanna be cringe, be cringe and be happy with it. Don't buy the bumper sticker because you think people are gonna be pumped about it. Make today a slay. There's a lot of good bumper stickers. - Yeah, you should just start ruining fucking vehicles. - Trans people will always exist. - JK. - Literally. - I love micro plastics. This is crazy, these are actually bumper stickers. - Yeah, I mean, they've tried to get the voluntarily getting cancer. - A silly goose drives this car. That's great. - That's reminiscent of some old. - You are loved. That's good. - That's good stuff. - Don't kill yourself with being a good bumper sticker. - Someone saw that, like the throws of paranoia, don't kill yourself, that would be good. - Yeah, I mean, do there's levels to paranoia. - And fucking, like when you're all like skits out, driving down the road, then it's like, they have a billboard, it's like anxious question marks. - Yo, fucking chill with that shit. - That's just great in the game 'cause he gets so paranoid. - Yeah, maybe freak me the fuck out. - Yeah, but basically, like what that dude was saying was like, "Elites do that stuff." And they're playing a game with, they play games with each other like that. They hunt humans. - And apparently now they hunt humans. And that just came out and it's weird that they're letting us know that. But like-- - They've been hunting humans. - If they've been throwing us into escape rooms for my whole life. - You're been in the escape room? - No. - I think if I want to kill myself, it will be there. - Will you take all the kids? - You have five minutes, now I'm just going there. Hey, can you hear me? I need a clue right in my fucking mouth. Like, hey, I can't get into the bank vault and the western thing. What's the clue? Is this the camera you can see me? How many fingers am I holding up? Boom, right in your face. - Did you see Bikoni yet? - No. - Oh, that's a good one. It's the aliens, there's aliens in there. - Yeah, I think if I, if it's my time to go and they're like new-- - There's a new alien movie too. And I have, usually we'll watch 'em. - No, is it really? - A new disclosure, not like an alien movie. - Oh, well, well, like-- - God, I'm sorry. I forgot that you've recently seen Prometheus. - And Covenant. - Fucking good. I mean, I'm not an alien, fucking stop. - No, there's no a new disclosure thing. - Like contact to the fifth kind, or like, is it a documentary? - I'll look it up. - Like, dude, they got-- - This is a highly movie, yeah. - It is, is it? The aliens are gonna come this time. They're gonna come from their planet far, far away from the Big Bang and it's gonna say, "Hey guys, we've came here to help you." It's fucking insane. - But I mean, dude, like, you know what? - They have metal alloys that we've never had before. Now they're on Earth. - Oh, do we just find a metal alloy and you're fucking nuts? - Maybe, you know what? These things are always on Amazon. - Amazon's the home of that shit. - The home of all of my good stuff. - Got Kyrie Irving's ass. That's all for everybody. - Exactly. - What was-- Oh, yeah, the black dude trying to say that Morse code was just African drums. - All right, that was great. - Who's one of the best clubs? The age of disclosures is called-- - Who's in this? - And where stars, man. - Who's in this? - What's with movies being 20? - So when you go to the movies-- - 20? - Yeah, to rent. Dude, when you go to the movies-- - You see a shit for spending 20. - Huh? - Spent 20 on the mule and that was like shot and heard around the world. - All right, dude. - It's Clint Eastwood, dude. Dirty Harry. It's a good film. You ever see the mule? You did? (laughs) Did you watch the mule? - Okay, boy. But listen, man, that was before COVID, man. - That was good shit. - 20 bucks was 20 bucks back then. - That was really 20 bucks. - That's like a $7. - It's like a $5, no. But yeah, when you go to the movies, I get like, that is 20 bucks. But how am I sitting at home with my bullshit speakers? And you're gonna hit me with 20 bucks to rent the thing. Why are the rentals fucking 20? There's no overhead. - You're rent in the center and get a subwoofer that bitch. - I want it, dude. - You know what I'd be thinking? Now they have rating floors. - Yes. - What if you did like a radiant subwoofer around your home theater on the floor, though, and it shook the floor? - I don't think that we've even come close to tap in the potential of building structures. I saw that thing on the fucking earthships. There's a dude building earthships out in-- - What's earthship? - Dude, they just get a bunch of tires and mud and they make like circle buildings. - So Africa. (laughing) - Is this in Ghana? Yeah, dude, I don't want to live in a fucking tire. - Build a house over one story. - Oh, cool. That's what they're doing in Liberia, nice to know. - No, I think that there's, we're just at the beginning of it. They're gonna redesign everything. They're gonna live in places like that you're talking about with no 90 degrees. It'll be a radiant sound, radiant, like you're showing me that stuff from that tech expo. - What the girls? - I was all for porn addicts. - The robots? - Yeah, that's weird that everything in the tech expo could kind of be used for sex trafficking or jerking off. - But those TVs that are just screened like clear, like-- - Translucent. - If that's what's coming down the pike man, we've haven't seen anything yet. How about you make-- - I'm in a projector, it's personally. - I hear you, but think about it. I see that transparent TV. - Yeah. - What if you make that, but instead of the TV, the transparency is a aquarium. And then when you want to watch TV, it turns into a TV. - Well, where do the fish go? - Behind the screen. And then they just come back out and you can just show them aquarium. And like, do you got to bring aquariums back? They fell off heart. - That was on like every MTV screen. The terrariums are the cool thing now. - Have some frogs. - Terrarium with some nematose and shit like that. - I'm in the terrariums. - I think-- - I mean, my back to life. - What if you had a fucking, like, you know MTV cribs? - Yeah. - Remember like they would have these crazy aquariums in their houses? - Yeah. - What if you made it in a terrarium, that thing? That you couldn't go inside, but it was just a huge ecosystem living in your house. - Listen, listen, I think that's what we are. - I hear you, do it again. - Yeah. Shubblet and past to the next guy, I have some nematose, think you're gone. That would be sick if you could watch that shit. - Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. - I'm fucking, if you say MTV, all I can think about is Titus Frost Mario, that checks out. - That is weird. - It's very fucking weird to me. - Real world's weird. - There's a lot of like, there's just too much, everyone to me in the truth community has to be re-evaluated. - Everybody. - Everything I see, I just go, wait a second. - Top down. - The fuck? - Yeah, that's, I love it. How are they all back on YouTube now? What is the war over? - Yeah. - Ike's cool now. You've done your little, you've done your little experiment. - They did say that. They're like, opening shit back up and everyone can come back on. - Yeah, YouTube is, you're too dumb and stupid and worried about the freaking Epstein list. Meanwhile, Trump's doing this stuff for us. - You can talk about Blo and Bubba and you can talk about Epstein all you want. If that motherfucker gets rid of income tax dude, they're putting the crown on. - Put it in my ass. - That's over it, dude. - Put it on Times Square, fuck me in the ass dude. Get rid of, I'll do it for everyone, dude. - Virginia, did you free? - I'll wear the LeBron James French made outfit. Trump can fuck my ass if he takes away income tax dude. That shit is, that's absolute robbery. But that shit with RFK, that we never got back to it. - I'm sorry. - That dude, he's dumb. - It's just a different, I think it's a combination of, it is a sex cult that runs a country. - Yeah. - And that dude's just a fucking Chad bro, like from day one. - Yeah. - You know, what are you gonna do? - Sans were talking. - He's in his diaries talking about how women were throw them, he called it getting mug muggings. Who called muggings when he would go to parties? - Yeah, for him. - Until I'm coming, I don't even know what to write about. - If a girl talks to me, I remember it for years. - Oh yeah. - Like, I mean, talks to me. - I mean. - A girl that I don't know. - Yeah. - And they talked to me, I'm like four years, I will remember that. - I know, I have three parking lot encounters from literally, from 16 to now, where I think they were mentally decided when I stole them, I remember them verbatim. - Yeah. - Right. - Fuck. - There's a guy, yeah, like, I'll just immediately shut down, then just go, okay, just completely miss whatever. Whatever they're putting down, and then just go. - Someone's gotta give that diary up though. It's just too good. If this is just a little taste that we're getting. - I mean, it's crazy, is that horny? - Still. And then he's like, oh, I gotta get on TRT as a bro. - I am a river, you're on my canyon. - I think-- - Yeah, you can't give Kennedy's TRT. Straight out. - Same prepare for my harvest. It's like, I just got the, oh, there's a new book. - They're saying cock. - Yeah, there's, there's a new book, go. - It's gorgeous. - There's a new book from, the dealer. the unspeakable, and it's all about RFK, the RFK assassination and MLK and RFK Jr. And Malcolm X. - Like, they're assassinations? - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, that dude, I mean, he's definitely got a lot of shit on his shoulders, but it's like for him to care so much about the rivers and stuff like that. And then like, I'm not trying to say, like, I'm gonna get a bumper sticker. It says I like microplastics, but it's just like-- - I mean, you don't like to fuck, you don't learn how to fucking do Falcons, bro. This is all showing off, this is a peacock. - Yeah, it's a big peacocking, where it's like, I think like-- - Do I have any cool skills, bro? (laughing) Fucking coder. - Can I show off coder? - Coder, now, coder monkey. - Code with rock. Yeah, I mean, that's where like, I just think the whole sex addict thing, I was never hearing it, but it's like, I think I want to get the numbers on rehab, people who've put themselves in-- - Like, I say, and like, it's like sex addicts and love addicts. - Yeah. - And we all are. - All the sex addicts and love. - I'm an ice cream addict, dude. - Yeah. - But fucking, this dude is going and chilling, having sex with all these girls. I want to know the amount of people who check themselves into rehab voluntarily. - S-L-A-A. - What's that? - Sex love addicts anonymous. It's a 12-stuff. - You can be a love addict? - Yeah. - That's interesting. - But dude, this can manifest through pornography and compulsive masturbation, so you can be solo sex S-L-A-A. You might be. - Me? - Yeah, I'm not accusing you. I'm not an accuser. - I don't think that you can be addicted to love. I'm addicted to love. - You're not in the mood. - I'm addicted to love. - I'm saying. - Who is that? - Robert Palmer? - Robert Palmer, yeah, I think that it's a fucking soul. - No, it's just like, I want to know the amount of people who stop because they want it to. - All right, well. - 'Cause I feel like a lot of them stop because they get caught. - You want me to go through some of the signs of the addiction? - Yeah, I'll tell you if I have it right the fuck now, I'm an open book. I have a Motorola razor, dude. The end is night. - Do you have intense sexual fantasies and urges and behaviors that feel like they're kinda beyond your control sometimes? - No. - Do you have a drive for certain sexual behaviors, like a release of tension afterward, but also guilt or remorse? - No. - Do you unsuccessfully attempt to reduce or control your sexual orders or behavior? - What does that mean? - That means like, you don't want to jerk off, but you keep jerking off. - No, I haven't jerked off since last February. - Use of sexual behavior to escape other problems, such as loneliness, depression, anxiety, and stress. - No. - Sexual behaviors that might result in contracting, fuck, I have this. (laughing) I have all of this. - It's me the whole time. - I see if there's a local me. (laughing) - No, that's like, he say like, oh, I'm able to establish maintaining healthy and stable relationships. (laughing) - Might as well be addicted to love. You're overpowered here. - You're like, show up to the sex and love thing and be like, I don't even really ever make it to hugs, but I'm still here with the symptoms. - When I'm hugging people, I'm thinking about having sex with them. That's what I'm getting. It's like, he was like, oh, I go out. I just have these crazy sex fans. He's like, yeah, you see a hot chick. It's like, hey, guess what, dude? That's a hot chick. Dude, you don't know what it's like to see super hot chicks and then like, they wanna fuck you. And it's like, you're right. (laughing) It's like all the time. 'Cause like, dude, they're sitting there. - You should've seen me back in the hood. - Yeah, man, back in like socialite circle. Dude, back when it was like, fuck, man, they killed his cousin, but back when him and JFK Jr. went to parties, imagine what the girls, they were searing about them coming. Girls were like, oh my god, the Kennedys are coming. Yeah, who do you know here is usually, whatever, who are you friends with? - Yeah. (laughing) Who let you in here? - RFK Jr. - He walks in the room and he gets mugged by women. - Allegedly. - But that's probably like a feedback loop where it's like, that makes you hornyer. - That's a guy that horny we can't understand. I mean, hang out with fucking Rabbi Schmulley, bro. - Yeah, I mean, I don't know if he hangs out with him or Schmulley, I don't know if that's a hanging out or just like, you gotta. - You know what's fucking weird? You ever go down the Muggle Jackson? Didn't do it rabbit hole? - Yeah. - Yeah, obviously. - And he confesses a lot of his, Schmulley was like his little confidant. - Oh yeah. - That's very weird to me. And tied him with Oprah. - Oprah, Sony. - There's little, there's not that. - The Beatles, Alistair Crowley. - Small club. - Yeah. - Yeah, kills me like Jimmy Page was all on that fucking nerd's ears. - I just think they're fucking nerds. - Their nerds trying to cast Maddox Wells and I, I mean, the way that Crowley describes his battles, him and Noibberg fucking fight demons. Like you would watch in Harriet. When I was reading it, I was imagining like Voldemort versus Dumbledore. - What is that called when you go out into the park? - What do you mean, larping? - Larping, yeah. This is larping his wizards. - But how do you explain the success of their spells? - You don't. They're just crazy enough to go and say that. Like that's what I'm saying. Like, the pickup artist guy is like, you just gotta approach chicks. It's like, yeah, I got a bunch of chicks now. I was like, yeah, I guess. Like if you're completely, you don't care when girls are like, you're really freaking me out. You brush that off and do it again. - It's like Owen. - I guess. - Owen doing lectures. - Yeah, that's the like, these guys are like, oh, you just gotta break through those. It's like dude, like when you approach a woman and you scare her and you're like, fuck, I gotta do that better next time. You gotta take a lap, like get the fuck out of here with your pickup artist shit. That's insane. That one chicken freaked out of me in the gym when I was like, you can have my fucking bench, trying to be nice. And she's like, what the fuck, I was like, hey, I'm sorry. - They're also waiting for it. They're dying. - They want that moment. They want their own viral moment. - Yeah, I mean, I've seen better looking at hats come out of zippers, you know what I mean? (laughing) That chick was butt-o-ly. It wouldn't even talk to a temple for real. - I'm just saying. - I'm just fucking, not a million years. - I could buy this battle, dude. You're gonna shit. - Like that's what I'm saying. Like these dudes are just full of bullshitters. We're like other people are just like, making sure their families were alive back then. He was reading bullshits. But yeah, this is like 1909. I think his dad had like a pub. I got into a really cool podcast about Crowley. And it was like, he was kind of like a fucking rich kid. - That's where the fuck I remember here in all the shows. Like, why the fuck do I know all this shit about that? - It's from that other world podcast which just did a great fucking, I got, everyone's in a wall, see something to go, man, I gotta go get that Patreon. And then I just forget about it. But it was like a fucking, they're doing the other people, like the little people, the fairies. I love the fairies world. There's dudes on Instagram who like, you're saying they had to ask Crowley to this. There's dudes on Instagram who like pretend to be fairies and get like prosthetic ears and run around the woods and say this is what I do in a day as a fairy. - Hey, man. - It's mental disorders. - These are serious mental disorders brought to us by the black mirrors, where women are looking more like the androids that they're building. - Oh, go to Delray, my friend. - Dudes are getting more like a face. - Yeah, multiple dudes I know have said, I've gotten Botox to fix the line on my face. - That fucking shit with that kid clav who walks around, I mean. - He's 19. - Ouchie, man. - Yeah, like I'm bone smashing, it's like, bro, you might be bone smashing. - But I'm just saying. - No, I mean. - You get me sick. - Like you've thought that much about the male looks. - To see. - I think he's also with me saying that dudes are obviously better looking than women because we don't need makeup. Just saying. - I'm with clav on it. - Some dudes. - Just in general. - Like pound for pound, men are better looking than women. - I don't know. If you do like a, there's a thing, I can't remember what it is, it's cool though. It's like genetically, we have way more diversity. - Dudes. - Dudes. - So we have like, you know how they do like the bell curves on stuff? - Yeah. - We have way more in all the extremes. - Yeah. - Because we're sperms. There's a million of us, we're expendable. - Friday is a spicy life. - But you gotta keep the girls have to stay in like a little window. This is why like, when they wanna push something dude, they go for the ladies. - Think about the ones that fell off. - What do you mean? - Like the chicks from the 1700s, where everyone is just like, nah. (laughing) - That's what I'm saying. - It's probably workhorseness that you couldn't imagine. - Ed Kelly, a dude that was digging up graves and whales who told people he found a book so he could become a necromancer, walking around with no fucking ears. Somehow gets an in with a dude that works for the queen. - Yeah. - Think about how hot Jane D, John D's wife, think about how hot she was 32. Think about how hot she would've been. John D was 58, bro. - Okay. - When they signed the pack. - But he had books. - He had a lot of books, that's cool. But I'm just saying, Ed Kelly is the same age as Jane D. And he's like, dude, the angels are telling me, I have to fuck your wife. - Oh, and there's none. - Literally, hold on. The dude doesn't have fucking ears, bro. Clipped. - Probably look cool. He probably had long hair. - Looks cool. - If I'm thinking about it. - He's probably had some rock star hair. - You would beg for some rock star hair if you had fucking no ears. - That, I mean, that's definitely what was going on. But like, dude, imagine how like the sniz you could pull if like everyone-- - I just love the classic. This is what the rock tells me that he looked like. - Not crazy. It's crazy face. - He's like a fast-bender look. - Little bit. It would be cool to make that a movie. - I think it would be a great funny movie. - Yeah. - You know what they did like that? You're the highest one with them. If they did one of them with John D and it's just like, but they're just scammer. He's just a scammer that like climbed up to the heights of power. Like this dude was doing the hardships for the queen. He like selected her car nation date. - Okay. - So he was like, you know, like that's what I'm saying. Like any man worth a fuck, probably was just like, I'm gonna make sure my family's okay and continue all my life. Like to get to that level, you have to be a fucking psycho. like John Deere, Ed Kelly, and a bullshitter. - But dude, you're also living in our world. We live in the world after these guys. We live in the world after Shakespeare, where romantic love comes from memory and Juliet and you're supposed to. Back then, dude, people might not have cared about their families. It might have just been like wake up. - They were also giving away their daughter's shit. - Shit. Eat. - Yeah. - Fuckin' it. - Some house one thought. (laughs) We didn't feed 'em for like a week. - You never know. - You got stomped on by a horse. - That is true. I never thought about that. - Yeah, like you live in a world where it's like, oh, this is the very thing that it was like, dude, they might not have, they were like eating fucking, there was a show of Ricky was telling me, you would go to a pub and there'd be a stew. - Generational stew. - Generational. 100 years still. - It just keeps going. - It keeps going. They never would, they would go, that place has a good stew and you'd go there. They would just pour more shit into it. So like, I'm talking like, I take a spoon. I put it in my mouth, put the spoon back. - This is what I'm chasing every time I cook. I just make a pile of rice and chicken with sour cream. Should just keep heating it up every day. It's probably good at shit. It's kind of like, I mean, that probably tastes amazing. 'Cause you're getting like probiotics and shit in there. - They definitely know what I'm talking about, dude. I just asked Grock. - Don't. - The curr, curr, I wish I could read your talk. (laughing) The churrons on evocation, the fight unfolds, bro. And they prepped, they went to the desert, they drew blood in a circle. - Okay. - They manifested a curr, who's a foremost chaos agent who takes the form at first as a seductive woman then a raging beast. It mocked Crowley, sowing down a line to him. Then there was a fight and he shifted into a naked savage and physically charged Noiburg. So he shifted into a naked savage and charged Noiburg, attempted to possess and destroy him. Noiburg armed with an air dagger, fought in a frantic melee (laughing) and described as a wrestling match with the demon. Then Crowley temporarily possessed the demon for a while. Then he fought, I mean, then the demon was banished. But Crowley just symbolically crossed the abyss. I mean, this is like what is in his book and people are like, whoa, dude, that's crazy and the vision and the voice that you did that. - And Crowley did the unsuccessful say-ons at the Bleskin House that Jimmy Page later took over. - Yeah. - And then very shortly after our playing losses daughter. - Yeah. So who the fuck knows? - There might be some, there might be like half-ass magic going on. - There could be half-ass magic or it's like, their bullshitters led Zeppelin's on tons of cooking drugs. And then some bad shit happens 'cause you're on tons of drugs. You gotta get your life back together. Like all those dudes, they're probably drunk for beans, dude. - Alistar might have ripped back, nobody knows. I mean, nobody's there. He's just writing his own like- - It's not a myth. - He's writing swastikas and stuff. I know it means something different to him, but he's writing spells in his little book. - Out of blood. - Out of blood. - Look up on a Grock girl quick if he tells the truth to you this time. What's the- - Oh, it does this fucking lie. - What's the most offensive things Alistar Crowley's wrote? Because he's wrote some like shit where it's like, "Okay, man, you're just a rebel nerd." Like he was the edge lord. 'Cause people would read and just go, "What the fuck, dude?" Like you have to think about something that's like not funny today. I don't know the equivalents. 'Cause everyone's ultra free speech now. Thanks to Elon Musk and X. And then the Indians that push it forward. - Okay, so a lot of it was deliberately shocking. - Yes. - Is that where you're talking about? - What did he say? - Spit in my mouth, piss in my eyes. Shit on my belly, my breast, my face. - Yeah. - That's kind of stuff. - Yeah. - So do you want? - That's what people are reading that it is they did. - Let him enter the flesh of the harlot and let two become one flesh in the invocation. This is the thing. - Yeah, the weirdest. - It's hard to defend. - Hey man. - I'm okay. - Okay. - Like I said, are they in a sex cult, bro? Does a sex cult run the country? - Maybe. If he's saying this stuff, this is like he's trying to make his own crawly stuff. I thought he said something about like fucking nuns and some crazy shit. - Yeah, I mean, probably. He just goes on and on. I haven't even gotten, I didn't just keep scrolling. - He's for real deranged. - Yeah, he was doing an opium filled sex magic. - You're not? - But this is way after he found the desert. - Yeah. - Outchi men, especially in the moon child, which that is fascinating. - The moon child's girl. - It's very weird. - And then when you watch Stranger Things, they sing the song of Neverending Story, which is kind of a spell. And what's the book she's reading? - Wrinkle in Time. I also was listening to something where the moon harvest souls that can't make it to the next level. And then they get recycled in a shot back here. - I mean, you might have been just like the mood of the age book, especially in moon child in 1929 novel. - He was a very bad, said a lot of bad slurs with the Jews and the blacks and the Indians. - What was his final words? - Okay. - Look up, Alistair Crowley's final words. And this will just tell you where fucking being a bad boy gets you. Fucking fat ass. (laughing) - You can do magic, dude. Get jacked. You can do magic, get jacked and fucking be the man. - I mean, obviously magic for dudes that can't get jacked. That's fucked up, do you remember him? - Yeah, sorry, doing spells in it, does, dude, hit some crunches. There's something weird with his death, I wanna say. Him and Jimmy Seville, he was worried when it was his time to fucking go. - It says, I am perplexed. - Yeah, he was confused. And there's something else to, like-- - Me at a resolution. - Yeah, something, he's from Halverside. There was something-- - Oh, he says, I am perplexed. Satan damn it. - Now what? That's one of, like, and then look up Jimmy Seville, what, how Jimmy Seville? - Probably, so this shit came over the day before he died. And this girl thought his last words was, "I'm dying, but I'm not finished yet." Then another one was, a nurse who was given a morphine's head, money, send for money, where's my son? Bring Alistair. - That's probably last word. - Look up fucking, how Jimmy Seville died. Another fucking freak satanic pedophile, that was with the royal family. - All right, but then after that, I want to search out, just to see what Grock says, man, if I say, is there any connection with Mr. Beast and Alistair Kallie of the Beast? And I'll just throw that and then we'll kill him. - Yeah, that's fine. - That'll be enough. - Absolutely, it bads my job. - Jimmy, Mr. Beast. - He was dead in Leeds, natural causes. Says pneumonia had been ill for some time. - Look up if he died with his fingers crossed. Because that's what I heard. Through the old grains of life. - He's not saying a lot of this rumor, man. The rumor mill, in 50 years in my state, Trump blew fucking boba, dude. - And if he gets rid of income tax, fuck a champion gay people. They should be able to get married and have kids, dude, with no background checks. Because that's okay. If Trump gets rid of income tax, please love God Trump. If you're listening to this, please get rid of income tax. I hate that shit more than anything in this world. - No, there's no evidence. - Fuck Grock. - I'm just saying, like, dude, Grock's a fucking, when I was like, yo, was that shit in DC, a false flag? Obviously fucking, Grock doesn't believe that. So they're just giving you the official. - Yeah, yeah, I don't believe that. - All this is the official narrative. - See if there's a link to Jimmy Mr. Beast and Alistair Crowley. If he has any affiliations, which he'll probably say doesn't even though he, like, made his own weird squid games, human game. - That's probably what I'm saying. That's like a game. The elites putting us in these game situations for survival. This is what that dude Nikhan was talking about. - That's probably like cinematics. - I find that very interesting. - Yeah. - Just food for thought, for my eyes off. - These games is probably like watching passion speak on cinematics. We're like seeing some nice tits. It's not hardcore porn, but it's a good thing. - And dude, I couldn't stop watching it. - I know. - Crowley's great beast. - And he think harder. Of course, you can tell the Indian, all the other line to think harder. Sir, just a little harder, please Indian man. This might take me awhile, Mr. Beast's pyramid tour. - He did a pyramid tour. - Crowley also did a pyramid tour. - Okay. - Almost a hundred years apart. - Okay, so we're gonna a little over the target. - I mean, this would take me awhile. Don't be this fast. There's real names, Donaldson. - Jimmy Donaldson? - In short, there's zero length, just a beastly branding coincidence. - Okay. - It's catnip for these occult fans and conspiracy theorists. (laughing) Thank you for the grog. Go grog, or go broke.

Podcast Summary

Key Points:

  1. The transcript explores a mix of conspiracy theories, occult history, and pop culture, focusing on figures like Aleister Crowley, John Dees, and Edward Kelly.
  2. It suggests a deep connection between historical figures, occult practices, and modern technology, including claims that ancient rituals influenced early science and space exploration.
  3. The narrative links the rise of modern magic movements to figures like Jack Parsons and the Golden Dawn, who reportedly combined mysticism with scientific experimentation.
  4. Numerous references are made to the idea that governments or powerful elites manipulate reality through secret rituals or technology, such as black mirrors or coded spells.
  5. The conversation touches on the belief that real-world events—like the moon landings or medical record deletions—are part of a larger hidden system or simulation.
  6. There is a recurring theme of deception and manipulation, with claims that wealthy or powerful individuals use blackmail, secret alliances, or supernatural knowledge to maintain control.
  7. The discussion blends fiction and real historical events, such as the alleged black magic rituals of Edward Kelly and John Dees, with modern AI and digital media.
  8. A central idea emerges that reality is not linear, possibly a simulation or layered timeline, influenced by ancient traditions and modern technology.

Summary:

The transcript is a chaotic, conversational exploration of fringe theories linking historical occult figures—like Aleister Crowley, Edward Kelly, and John Dees—with modern technology, government secrets, and pop culture. It posits that these individuals engaged in secret magical rituals, including summoning spirits and using tools like black mirrors and crystal balls, which may have influenced early science, NASA, and even modern AI. The narrative suggests that powerful elites manipulate reality through hidden systems, including blackmail, secret societies, and technological manipulation, such as AI voice cloning or subliminal messaging.

References to historical frauds—like Edward Kelly’s alleged coin counterfeiting and ear clipping—highlight a theme of deception and survival. The speaker also draws connections between ancient esoteric traditions and modern conspiracies, such as the idea that governments hide or erase records (like medical data or moon landing footage) to maintain control. The discussion merges fiction and fact, often referencing shows like *Stranger Things* or *The Game*, to illustrate how these themes appear in media.

Ultimately, the transcript reflects a belief in a non-linear, possibly simulated reality, where ancient knowledge and modern technology converge to create a hidden world of power and control, shaped by both mysticism and technological advancement. While presented as a personal, unstructured reflection, it reveals a deep fascination with the idea that reality is more complex and manipulated than commonly understood.

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The transcription suggests that Aleister Crowley was influenced by Edward Kelly and John Dees, who were rumored to have collaborated in the 1500s on occult practices, including summoning spirits and creating a magical system involving the 'Athers' or parallel universes.

The 'black mirror' is described as a tool used in occult rituals, possibly a scrying stone or crystal ball, referenced in historical and esoteric traditions. The transcription links it to the British Museum and to claims of ancient magic, with ties to figures like Edward Kelly and John Dees.

The transcription presents Edward Kelly as a historical figure who allegedly conducted occult rituals, including summoning spirits, using a black mirror, and a crystal ball, and even wrote down spells. He is said to have been a scammer who was later arrested for counterfeiting coins and had his ears clipped.

According to the transcription, John Dees was a royal scribe who worked with Edward Kelly, an alleged scammer and seer, in a long-term spiritual collaboration. They reportedly meditated together, experimented with spells, and documented a magical system involving 30 universes or 'Athers.'

Jack Parsons is described as a key figure in the occult lineage, linked to Aleister Crowley and the development of modern occult practices. The transcription suggests he was a cultist and part of a network connecting science, religion, and esotericism—like the Golden Dawn and Scientology.

The transcription references historical accounts, including Edward Kelly's alleged scamming, counterfeiting, and spiritual experimentation, as well as John Dees' work with the Queen. While some details are speculative, the claims are rooted in real historical figures and esoteric traditions, though the full extent of their magical practices remains unverified.

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