Pray For Me... Please

y'all i have a huge secret i have been working on something and i'm not i'm being serious i'm not joking i've been working on something no way harper's been working yeah like this is probably the hardest work i put into something and the most dedication i've put into something in my whole life i've been working on something for around one and a half two years now i can't believe i even kept it a secret for this long because it's i don't know i don't keep secrets very easily but i've been working on it for a while and i'm super excited to share what it is and i will be sharing what it is soon y'all i have a huge secret well first i want to say i want to get my tonsils removed that's all i want to say you want to i do want to get my tonsils it's like those things in the back of your throat anyways my secret i have been working on something and i'm not i'm being serious i'm not joking i've been working on something no way harper's been working yeah like this is probably the hardest work i put into something and the most dedication i've put into something uh in my whole life and i've been working on something for around one and a half two years now and i can't say what it is yet and i can't believe i even kept it a secret for this long because it's i don't know i don't keep secrets very easily um but i've been working on it for a while and i'm super excited to share what it is and i will be sharing what it is soon but if you want to join if you if you want to have hey i'm not gonna tell you i'm not gonna tell you the secret but i want to let y'all know there is something coming up so stay stay excited but if y'all want to join my launch crew okay it's a launch it's a launch of some sort yes yes does that mean is this classified as a soft launch yeah yes yes it's like a soft launch um so if y'all want to join the launch crew get out hey get out y'all's phones get out y'all's phones oh okay yeah yeah okay go to safari or google or wherever you search up things and search up harper has a let me say it harper has a secret.com what everybody quiet secret oh oh my gosh wait you're on the cover i know oh how do you guys get there so fast i know okay so what was it again harper has a secret.com to join my launch crew so it's a really exciting thing and i'm so excited so that's the back of your head i know i know press press tell me press tell me wait hold on how do y'all get there wait i did harper has a secret.com and it's telling me to put my email in oh my gosh put it in the url don't put it in google oh and then you put in your email and put in whatever you need to put in and if you join it you have a chance to be in the launch crew so we need everybody in this special access here uh yes wait that is so cute how are y'all on this let me give me your phone try to find it on my phone so i'm gonna have to wait and get notified like everybody else yeah okay so you will wait and get notified and once you are notified that means you're in the launch crew and i'm super excited secret we'll bleep it no i'm not telling you the secret no because you don't get any more special access than the viewers do oh my gosh she just told me off camera what it was no i didn't no i didn't y'all i am keeping this i was a really good secret i am keeping this one of the what biggest secrets besides green paper that i've ever kept i'm not telling anybody so more of the story guys is if you go to the website harper has a secret.com you will get early access and a chance to join the launch launch crew so with the percentage of the launch i don't know but i think it's high so um yeah i'm so excited can i sign up on multiple accounts that might be cheating you have to like put your name in and yeah i'll come up with multiple names you got it yeah anyways that's what it is that's so exciting yeah let's get started with this episode i'm so excited for you too oh you know the website you guys should go to too you guys what's it called nickelodeon.com what's our kids choice awards vote for us for kids choice awards because we are nominated for best podcast again so everybody should go vote for us maybe if we win harper will tell you guys her secret early possibly possibly it might have to i might have to oh my gosh but uh love you bye anyways sorry my mom came to the podcast for the first time in years um how'd y'all like that it was nice it kind of felt nostalgic almost yeah it kind of did yeah always good vibes on the podcast yeah it's crazy yeah it's okay yeah we were just talking about this like why are we so old like this is getting freaking scary no we we've been old you just got here i feel like y'all look the same though like everybody looks the same yeah i look the same as when i was like 17 looks the same kate has changed i was looking at kate and you just look more mature really oh yeah i don't think i've changed a tremendous amount baby like you've changed too actually no no yeah i did grow facial hair no for a little bit i feel like i it's so sad there's videos where people are like oh i lost my teenage features and their face like changes i feel like that happened to me on the podcast i i don't i i don't think i lost any episode or like yeah like one episode i was just like like morphed yeah i was like in my taking away from you yeah hey electrolytes get them yeah you guys ever seen the movie idiocracy get them oh my gosh that was the stupidest movie i've ever done stupidest movie i've ever seen but essentially it means the whole world's dumb and they forgot about water and all they all they use is electrolytes bro one of my dumbest friends actually has been recommending that me that movie for like a year yeah no i wouldn't watch it i won't watch your dumbest friend yeah it was probably the same friend that recommended you the movie yeah i watched it yeah i did yeah who hey but he's not even here well then it's pointless in the movie they like are pretty much the entire civilization of the world is like dumb because dumb people kept having babies and smart people didn't so the entire population is stupid and they forgot about water so now they're all starving to death because they don't have water to water their plants because they think water is only for the toilet and all they do is drink electrolytes and they put electrolytes on the plants i don't know but they they drink electrolytes the water fountain's just electrolytes you just asked one of the idiocracy movies they water their plants to electrolytes and then like the smart guy from the past like comes there and he's like guys i can fix your problem and then they're like what he's like you need to water their plants like the water from the toilet i'm not gonna lie i feel like we're living in idiocracy right now uh like as in like this room or like the world uh definitely definitely a prodigy that'd be a good name for a podcast idiocracy yeah but no one could spell it no how are you gonna find it i don't think anyone could spell you know what you also can't spell bro i look at this restaurant all the time don't say what it is because kate knows the name of it somehow you guys it's a sandwich shop we'll pop it up this is mccallister's no this is not no i don't know how to say mccallister's bro no it's not she's like subway yes yeah shalotsky's you guys know how to pronounce that yeah there's no you know how to pronounce it okay that's crazy trying to say it i don't know who even knows shalotsky's pronouncing it right but i see that sign every day i was today i was like kate what is that sandwich shop name you've never been in it no i've been in it wait you you see the sandwich shop you can't read it i no one can read that that is it's not even english i don't think it is english i think no wait i saw hold on i need to find this real quick wait no do you know that name skoltiski's yeah see there we go okay you have one person hey dude listen oh i'm not kidding when i say we are living in the idiocracy movie today kinsey or not kinsey kids he is an idiot no that's not no i'm just kidding that's what it sounded like i was gonna say though but no harper what the heck harper was showing me a video of a kid at her school literally just in the classroom with a hammer just no no no going oh looks maxine bone bone mashing bone maxing his face yeah i try to get better cheekbones that is idiocracy and i was like what time are we living in that way no no he wasn't being for real no he was where he he is insane he is insane he um he's really like i don't know he is on peptides and all that stuff and he um you think you can get me some uh no unfortunately i don't know like he's really obsessed with like looks maxine and stuff like that but um let me try to find it i didn't think it was real i was like i've seen like clavicular talk about it but i always see it as like a joke no that kid got trolled by clavicular yeah he's now literally running around with a hammer just i know clavicular behind the scenes like bro i got people hitting their face with hammers can y'all believe this it looks like you deleted the video that's you just showed me like 10 of them well blake had them i don't know you playing your you're playing your pantry game no i'm looking for don't even make fun of my pantry game it's so fun oh that is idiocracy yeah all kinsey does all day if you look at her phone and she cleans out the pantry on it's not all day yes it's a mobile yes it is it's a mobile game everywhere she goes she's just like organizing a pantry she got a free minute she on there just organizing the pantry that's so crazy okay i'm trying to find i'm gonna find it but there is these like three sisters and they were like there's two sisters on camera and they were like our third sister is really stupid we're gonna have her pronounce these words and she got them all wrong oh anyways can we do that to cash pronounce the word oh i can pronounce them let's see can you can you spell pronounce yeah let's see pro pro well y'all when she's looking them up i just i went up yeah you have pronouns come on out now oh great what's the worst we need to put the words like on screen or something oh they'll pop up kinsey we have an editor man yeah wait wait just use just show them your phone no i know but kinsey you know what you know what an editor is i think she's worried because she doesn't understand no our editor's second language is english she's just worried wait kinsey you know like what a pop-up is yes it's right there the thing that's on the screen right now i want them to all be able to see the word too so they can laugh at you as you're trying oh just flip it around we can all see it well they're like oh i got 30 30 vision just turn just put it on the dvd it's kind of funny if he tries to if we try to guess what he's saying oh yeah oh yeah guess what he's saying yeah just hand me your phone oh guess what he's trying to say it's like that one game what is it all right let's do a new game actually i'm changing the rules let's go through kinsey's camera roll no not like there's anything in it no what kids be happy kids he was like go through it harvard no all right uh we got time oh theme it's theme uh we got he did that on purpose he's trying to add cute for you did you think it was cute we got talking about theme but i thought it was a trick but it's not cute for you we got if cash was trying to add cute for me what would that look like i don't know i've never seen that before we got he's trying to add cute for you he's grunting now you know how to say it you idiot oh yeah you tell me h oh wait e p i t o m e let me see what it says let me see you can't spell no let me see you can't spell e p i t o m e no i said hippo okay look the top top second to top word how do you say that cash how do you say it idiot how do you say it cash how do you say it what how do you say it i don't know she don't know at least i'm trying to sound it out not just saying hippo yeah let's sound it out go ahead uh wait you gotta say it night okay you're shaking your hand with your ugly fingernail it's a six-letter word you should be able to read it epitome okay see there's not even him yeah hippo wait it's epitome right epitome i'll be honest none of these words are good besides squirrel that's the only readable one here in sherbert let me try it let me try it now i know yes it is sorbet sorbet wait how the heck do you smell sherbert that he's getting his ice cream broden put sherbert on the screen it was like oh man hold on how the heck do you spell sherbert sherbert wait wait wait stop before you say that no what can you spell sherbert um definitely not oh sherbert s-h-e-b-e-r-t what did you say no you were close you were wrong no s-h-e-r-b-e-r-t sherbert yeah we don't know wow all right you're the only person who's gone to college here wow dumb list wow didn't get me any farther in life wait i don't want kate to read the words epitome over here no no you don't want to be a fight oh it's epitome oh what are you talking about epitome i don't know what are y'all saying that is literally epitome your dog is the name should be epitome look at that thing no no i'm gonna start calling her that yeah this is how you say it oh kinsey wait play it epitome epitome epitome epitome epitome uh y'all i do want to say one thing when i come over here it's like almost like i feel like i like less and less time with y'all like i'm so scared that i'm just gonna like one day leave and never see y'all again having that feeling earlier this week because she randomly texted me he's like we need to hang out seriously like what is going on i said i said at home all day like i feel like i've been humming like this is like my high school life is coming on the podcast and like every almost every day after school in high school middle school and high school life well like yeah and it's just like insane how it's coming to an end so fast i used to remember i would think that and then i realized once it in nothing changed that you just don't do school anymore no yeah school and stuff but like the podcast like coming here and like you're still gonna come once you graduate no i'm gonna come once yeah i'm not like quitting the podcast harper graduates we locked the door on her no but what i'm saying is like i'm the biggest nostalgic person ever and nostalgic will eat me alive slowly and slowly and slowly yeah it eats me alive i look back at my music sometimes and i'm like dang i know and it's just like nope but it's also just like like no what i'm thinking of is like halloween when i was like here in like freshman year having a laugh attack no somebody get him an asthma treatment yo when i was here freshman year and we were doing like our first halloween episode and i like didn't have a care in the world about like when the podcast would end because i knew it would be far away and then now it's like i'm a high schooler or a senior and it's like the podcast is like slowly like not coming to an end but like it's like we're getting older and things are like happening and i'm gonna graduate high school it's just so weird bro really just described birthdays no no i had four of them you know you know what i mean you know what i mean though right like like things are changing yeah and this is like my last fall being in high school yeah like i feel like everybody in high school kind of has a freak out moment like holy crap this is it like i'm literally gonna be an adult after this and then you just turn into an adult and it's just like the same thing but you're 18 yeah i mean we can give you the speech if you want adult though no but it just it just is so sad because i remember this vivid memory of when i was like in fifth grade walking around along the streets and eating candy corn with my mom and then it's just gone yeah it's yeah the memory's still there yeah i know but but it is annoying like you turn 18 and then you just have to do things like taxes i can give you the speech if you want class of 2026 it's 2027 wait really yeah but didn't you graduate you said you have eight more weeks left in may uh okay big deal all right class of 2027 this is your chance to make your mark on the world oh gosh shut up um but also they got you feeling emotional at graduation and they got that same speech on repeat i don't know why i hate a graduation speech really hate a good one of those man it's terrible they always act like we about to go do something big and nothing happens well they just graduate like they're always no they're like you guys are gonna make such an impact we should actually they just throw out words like that that's all i do like like no they're not talking about the speech and then wait a second you're talking about like even 20 years from now like there may be somebody that's graduating that year than 20 years as a doctor who's discovered the cure for cancer yeah but they've been saying that for 100 years somebody probably not gonna become a major famous singer wait matt did you walk the stage for graduation did a backflip on the stage i'm gonna follow you did not stage like in like yes i did you did not do a backflip how many people were there i did a backflip on the stage tell her how many people were there there was probably like 150 people in the crowd that's cat there's like 50 no no but like how did like was it a bunch of homeschool kids why would you try to take away from my graduation he went to public school for one day for graduation there was eight kids in my graduating class and they were maybe six i don't know six days why would they be public school kids no just said i don't know that was sarcasm no yes i graduated with like six other homeschoolers you know it's crazy so who gave a speech is what i'm asking oh kids that gave a speech the weird ones there's always the weird ones wait i don't every parent got to give a speech about their kid because okay so they don't do that in public school in public school the person who gives a speech that he was talking about would be like me as a student me it'd be like me in this what did you forget mom we're an alumni wait no i would work so hard to be the valedictorian just to give you would never be you know what a valedictorian is yes i know what a valedictorian top of the class yeah yeah yeah you would never make it there okay guys come on here yes i could i could if i believed in myself you just yeah read but see any of the words yeah at all you don't need to be able to read sherbert bro ai ai bro no you know it's crazy i feel like he's not that far down because we said epitome and i truly thought it was a word i don't know how far down i think i was well down where down not not being able to read it's pretty down okay well you should have heard her the other day she was like i don't know i don't know with us it's like what do you mean she's like with what's where i said that in front of cash's face don't make it sound like i was talking behind his back oh you did yeah you're talking about you being dumb so now i am feeling dumb because i don't remember that he's epitome a word well he also forgets things um crazy because i was in a public high school up until like the last year when i was like okay i'm gonna do online um i don't know what the name of the high school i technically graduated from guyer no i didn't graduate from guyer because i left guyer and did online so i'm always like oh yeah i graduated from yeah because they put you in some like random public school graduation i definitely did not graduate from guyer yeah they were like you like drove all the way to houston for it and i just it was weird i don't know what she did online school so it was technically a public online school so when she graduated we drove all the way to houston it was some random public school it was like a bunch of high school graduations were happening the same day for the high schools in that area and then there's just a big group of us that were online students that did a whole graduation it's pretty weird oh i would hate that and i don't want to be with the school i know the mascot was a robot oh i never graduated though i never like walked a stage or anything but what i do what i am going to say this is the last like the shack or something like yeah i had to get together wait sorry i know you're trying to talk go ahead well the last thing i'm going to say about this whole nostalgic thing because like i think about it every day is that i just need to live each day to the fullest because i still am in high school and i still am in fall and um because like why were there christmas since i bathed in body works because you're still in fall well yeah fall is my favorite season because it comes from trauma because i've missed two falls of my life why you wait one of those that's not my problem one of those for work that you volunteered for well yes but i've missed i've missed to do a movie i've missed falls and so i just now i have this fall and i need to make it the best one because there's 10 days of halloween left and or 10 days of october left how are you doing that practically yeah what are you doing every day to make the most of your fall uh i'm getting like 7-eleven with lake no i'm getting like come on the last two falls you really did not miss out no i did because fall is my favorite season have you gone to a pumpkin patch no not yet but i'm going to fright fest on um on saturday gosh i'd love to take kinsey to fright fest no i don't even know what that is imagine kinsey and honey in fright fest no me and honey would see outside well actually at fright fest you can get a badge with a red light on it and they don't have to scare you okay you can pay for the badge it says don't scare me no they wouldn't intentionally scare me i would just get scared yeah but anyways um i'm gonna go to fright fest in a pumpkin patch and then i'm so excited for halloween and tell me why at bath and body works there are christmas it is not you're literally gonna hate me because like two in two days the boys are leaving to go like on a hunting trip and i'm putting our christmas stuff up but i'm doing it because why don't y'all have fall decorations up i actually do have them but it's just weird because i don't want to put them up laziness she likes christmas i do like christmas but i feel like i've been here for every christmas so it's like fall is my favorite ever yeah i'm obsessed with the program this is harper's one and only fall you need to put decorations up you need that you need to keep them down until i tell you no i'm kidding my christmas tree don't know i have to because we're leaving for halloween and when i come back i know i'm not gonna want to put the tree up true anyways i literally am just so excited for this fall and i love fall so what were you for halloween the last two years uh one time well last year i was a mental in a mental facility and then um the year costume oh the costume um a sweatshirt and sweatpants mental whatever you said that's not a facility mental facility hey what was the year before that i was in canada with my castmates and i went to hobby lobby and got cat ears so um and then the year before that yes freshman year i was no i didn't have time we literally filmed that we filmed on halloween and they're like oh wait y'all can go trick or treating at like uh after we film and we were all so tired but we finally went trick or treating one of the castmates was in a bad attitude which it's okay um probably doesn't even sell halloween costumes um no they have they have cat ears anyways randomly and then tries to backpedal no anyways what's it called that person was being anyway no but it's fine but what i do want to say is then the year before that my freshman year i was a greek goddess like what like a very basic costume and this year i have great costumes uh very ginger costumes and i'm so excited i'm not telling basketball will this come out after keeping no this is before halloween wait there's an episode coming out on halloween yes which is this one no next one oh anyways um yeah i don't know uh i guess i can tell you i'm gonna be the wendy's girl no and now i'm not gonna tell you okay oh man you ruined our chances yeah so go on set did you have so many secrets harper i know and when i turn 18 i'm gonna tell the green paper secret i need to put a countdown on the wall for when harper turns 18 and it's just called green paper no i i can't even tell it like i cannot i can't believe i'm gonna say it nobody knows about it not not one single soul in the world swear on my life well there's one person you said one person right no zero myself okay i got a question but i don't have a soul because i'm a ginger so i guess nobody knows did you know the podcast will be taking a potentially two or three month break why because cash's mouth is gonna be sewn shut oh are you getting the mouth surgery oh did you heard about it no i just uh i my my uh your doctor is my aunt so she tells you my personal medical information she said you had a freaked up jaw dang yeah you do i'm joking i'm joking it's bad i was really throwing off how you knew that yeah no it's bad i went to harper's aunt who's an orthodontist and for braces and she ended up saying to me pretty much she was like yo there's nothing we can do for you she was like you're so jacked up you're gonna need surgery so uh yeah my jaw i can't imagine you with a normal jaw though i know right no it's not all it's like he looks like okay with his jaw okay um anyways her aunt told me that i would need braces for two years and then i have to have jaw surgery and you might be thinking that says it doesn't sound that bad can you show them what happens when you bite stuff like bite that ribbon now why would he do that in your mouth and bite the ribbon try to bite it oh that thing has been into some suspicious places it was on the tour band for a while okay um bite her t-string bite kate's hair the t-string um we need a pasta um yeah let's not bite that here i'll bite um there you go this piece of paper here we go look ready it's not it's it's okay i'm biting down as hard as i can ready put a lot in there no like a lot your back teeth don't shut it no okay just comes right out but get a close look harper it's crazy and you might not think that's that bad but look here you bite the other end no i'm okay okay watch ready oh wait my teeth probably look yellow against that did they yeah i was thinking that okay well i'll just do my finger uh where's the brown i'll give you this look there you are ready this comes right out well i don't think the audience understands he has a really bad underbite yeah sorry i know right look go ahead zoom in here see this under right look she got a hurt under right and you just have food in that go ahead down the bad part though yeah just an underbite yeah so i gotta get jaw surgery and you might be thinking that's not that bad but it's real bad are you gonna have to wear a brace literally everyone was thinking it's real bad no not your face the surgery yeah i specifically said i do not want to see this because him and matt mavin cash you still haven't seen it yes i have do you remember the whole incident you did not see it we did kind of i literally looked at it for like a quarter of a second we held her down in the kitchen no i did not look no matt pinned me down on the kitchen counter and held my eyes open and both of them were shoving it in my face shoving his jaw on his face yeah we're right there actually no we were showing her the surgery there's a video of the surgery there's a video on youtube can you play it no i can show it to harper but we can yeah i can show it to harper but we cannot pop it up on screen actually but essentially no you can't pop that up on screen they literally deconstruct your entire face i'm not kidding so essentially what they do is they break your jaw on here and here you have to bone mash yeah look at that kid's hammer um you got to break your jaw here and here and then they they saw out a section of each side and they push it back and they screw back together that's the easy part then the top jaw they saw off with a saw your entire top jaw and they hammer it off until your entire top jaw comes off of your face wait i want to redo that all your top teeth your whole top jaw no wait his face is gonna come out yes yes they pull out your entire top will we be able to see what your face looks like no you there's nothing there i'll show you the video it's bad i'm not kidding you want to know how bad it is i'm gonna be i'm gonna be like bedridden for like an entire month well your face is gonna fall off so i have a feeding tube he can't drink or eat anything y'all are seriously gonna need to do this so why are you laughing no feeding tube kate yes you know there's high high risk in the surgery what you didn't know that he's not gonna be able to feed himself you're gonna have to feed smoothies and stuff what yeah through the tube eventually where's the tube gonna go to his stomach no there's those into his stomach that'll go like in his mouth oh really you'll just feed him through the tube well he can't swallow there is things like feeding tubes that go in your stomach but they're not gonna give that to cash i don't think right no i think they do yeah i don't know it's pretty his whole mouth is like sewn shut and his face is swollen like a like a blueberry which is okay because his jaw isn't i have that guys his top jaw is crooked and his bottom jaw is also crooked so his whole jaw is just done his eye you realize that your eyes are gonna be sunken in you're gonna look like a ghost without your top jaw he's acting like it's not bad so look so this is what you look like they're gonna put it back before he wakes up oh really but will they take a photo of it wait hold on so this is what i'll look like after i get the surgery that's okay i want to laugh at you that's fine no it's i can't show it to kate i can't show it it's terrible you guys see honey's face wait what that's rude why'd that girl get surgery she just she had to get the same surgery i get and they saw off i'm not kidding guys they saw off your entire top jaw all the teeth the gums all of it they pull it off well no no they can't just pull it off they then have to take a hammer and a chisel and yeah bang bang not that hard no yes no hard i watched the surgery the doctor he literally hammers your jaw off like this just as hard as he can almost just and pops the jaw off it's crazy and now the bad part scary the bad part is when i get the surgery the reason a lot of people don't do the surgery i'm glad i have a functioning jaw yeah it's terrible and the reason a lot of people don't do this surgery is because since you take your entire top jaw and nose and face and everything apart sometimes you look completely different like your nose looks different your jaw looks different your cheekbones like all you can look like a completely different person so that part kate won't like that i'm kidding maybe i'll just look like marlin at the end of it i'm like internally freaking out it's fine wait are you really gonna go through with this he has to i don't know it gets like worse like every day so it's painful yeah i mean they essentially told me i have to the surgeon and your jaw it hurts every single day you can thank your aunt for that one wait your jaw hurts every single day every day i push it in like this it hurts them i push my jaw back don't do it i feel like it makes it worse does it make it pop oh it pops cracks everything by the way you know chase alien man yeah he has to get the same exact same exact surgery they both need it they're gonna get together and just be like and not just that we're just sitting there playing video games together look just feed us two both y'all just looking like this who's gonna take care of chase i told chase i said just come down and get some cash gets it i'm already gonna be taking care of child so cash i'll just take care of you too oh that's nice yeah today's will be bed ridden he can't do work yeah it'll be it'll be horrible i actually do feel really bad for you like this is how bad it is they say you have to learn to walk again yes no no some some people not i saw one video where literally this girl was filming herself walking the first time after jaw surgery i was like are you kidding me well you have to take you have to take your first okay oh my gosh wait hold on so essentially you could get really fat on this like because you'll be bedridden i mean unless i'm just addicted to the feeding tube more more it's like y'all got sushis but look you're gonna have to watch this for about 30 straight seconds no don't don't i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't please so this is the jaw surgery i need and we can't show it on camera but you guys we're gonna watch my face you guys will tell by harper's reaction because it's bad ready you gotta just keep watching it just wait there's no wait till i tell you at the end of this i'm gonna tell you something crazy that's the top jaw by the way how are you not reacting i was like almost throwing up watching oh gosh and that's like the eyeballs what oh no that's the nose yeah you don't even that's exactly my point you don't even know what you're looking at wait till it gets to the crazy part oh my goodness that's the top jaw coming off of your face is that a real person yeah it's a real person and then they just grab it but and he yanks it loose dang your top jaw shouldn't do that you know oh they're grabbing the teeth yeah okay that's enough that's enough okay you're not seeing yeah she's saying okay so now that's what your jaw looks like but you can't even see what's going on you just see your tongue in there and your teeth are all gone wow that is shocking you need good doctors yeah because that could mess up with your brain oh no it can mess up like everything some people don't get feeling back in certain areas and things okay you're good you're good oh you're the craziest part the craziest part is he'll have to be completely under for it but the first time they ever did that solid jaw surgery was like in the early 1800s where there was no anesthesia uh-uh no you the guy was awake that's not true you're making that up no no it's true i was awake i guess you can't really feel pain when you just numb it out of your brain i don't know i don't know i don't know if i took your top jaw off you feel a lot of pain i don't i just block it out look um what are you wanting to get it wait not get out of your brain really bad i would highly recommend doing it before y'all have children that's what i said i said i told him i was like we need to do it sooner rather than what if he loses infertility like from the jaw surgery yo that would be a crazy miss surgery like all right the good news is your jaw is fixed but you are infertile you're infertile oh my god that would be really bad bro i just don't understand like what are we gonna do for the pocket you're just gonna be out for three months while you can't talk can't do anything no what if he comes on the podcast for a few episodes he'll be on every episode just sitting there just no you genuinely can't move you can't talk you're just like what are you gonna do i don't know i'm gonna be pretty poor you better stop watching movies right now so that way you have tons of movies to watch yeah i mean you're gonna be really good at video games it's terrible also i'm gonna pop up a picture also we probably popped up the ai surgery for you guys to watch like why i showed harper the real one and then they take the jaw off yeah and then they remove but this is what your jaw will look like after see all the screws they put on your jaw let me see because your jaw won't actually be connected to your face it's only going to be connected by screws what yeah so you're not gonna be able to have bones there will it will they take the screws out at some point no the screws it you they have to you'll be able to take a magnet and stick it on his face right there wait really that works i think so yeah yeah and then not just that if you if i get punched hard enough my both of my jaws are just coming off just starting all over but actually you're gonna have to be the nicest guy ever no one can ever oh my goodness yeah that's horrible you better do it before kids choice awards kids choice is in like two weeks it is yeah what the heck like three weeks yeah go vote for us things are going by fast yeah so i'm pretty i'm pretty stressed out about that surgery oh yeah you're stressed are you actually if you don't get this he might be coming you want to see the video did you listen to anything we said the emotions i just never there so now it's like wow it's the most terrifying thing he'll probably ever have to do oh yeah yeah yeah that and maybe i can't say that never mind wait what never mind okay so the jaw surgery no yeah that's that's incredibly terrifying what is more freaky than having jaw surgery just say it maybe having a kid oh yeah it's pretty scary no but a kid it's like or like a kid he's not at least painful like that i mean i'm sure it's painful but yeah actually i don't know if it's painful or a kid no i think i'd rather have jaw surgery than pass a kidney stone okay well a kidney stone passes in 20 minutes and no my uncle stop calling him out we talked about this on the pod already we did yeah but your uncle how long did it take him to pass it i don't know he ended up in the er on day two so yeah day two well it's better than three months yeah it's pretty terrible yeah i'd rather you don't want jaw surgery bro well not really i'd rather get teeth surgery and honey had kids wait has anybody here ever had surgery anyone yes really i got my adenoids removed your adenoids is that that surgery they're like yeah it's surgery i went under anesthesia and i got them removed no way yes those but not your tonsils um what's that yeah for the people that don't know the viewers what's an adenoid i don't know i don't know either i got mine removed and i have no clue it's the dangly thing in the back of your throat no it's not that's a uvula yeah but no you had this surgery too i got my tonsils and adenoids removed did you go like under anesthesia yeah when i went under anesthesia i was like i was in first grade and i had this like cute butterfly shirt on and i was like talking to my mom and she was like i was like i'm not gonna fall asleep i'm not gonna fall asleep and she was like oh honey you're not gonna fall asleep okay blah blah and i was like singing to her and i was like abc and then i just fell asleep it's so weird i've seen videos of people going under it's crazy how fast it works so fast i'm not kidding i need yeah no this one guy he was like there's the doctor he's like all right count to ten she's like all right i'm gonna start counting yeah and she just went out and i was like what isn't that insane i need that every night to go to bed it's time to go to sleep just imagine we could fall sleep that fast like hey guys i'm gonna go to sleep bro i was some guy pointed this out the other day some people did imagine aliens came and we were like yeah sorry we have to go take a nap they're like what what's a nap and we're like oh you know it's this thing where we we lay down and uh what's a nap later and they're like what are you doing while you're laying down we're like oh we're just uh energy we're uh recharging yeah i don't really know what we're doing we're just not conscious like imagine that's not a thing and you're watching someone they're just cash and i found this video of when they used to choke each other out well not then cash out just for fun yes he did knock you out well i let you do it to me one time where you like wrapped your arm around my neck and like you did that to kate yeah we have a video did you know that do you remember that not really yes we have a video of it either you did it why would you allow him to do it because man no i don't know i was like 18 it was like peak stupid kate i don't know but i saw the video i was like i really let maverick do that to me like wait no i was watching the video i couldn't believe it did you see now but when you were like 16 17 18 very questionable wait kate when you pass out did you like seize yeah i was twitching is that when you take a nap i was it was weird i was leaned up against maverick he had his arm around me i don't know if we could play the i can show you the video after we can't probably gosh we're all so dumb no we were all stupid and i was like i was like okay kate put your hand up and i'm like okay i put my hand up and i'm leaned back against him and he wraps his arm around this is this is my neck we'll pretend the mic's my neck he wraps around my neck like this and i'm sitting there with my arm up and he just progressively gets tighter and tighter until my arm finally drops and i go under and as soon as my arm drops he knows i'm like out so he lets go and my head rolls back on like literally onto him and i'm just like yes and then and then like within like 10 seconds i woke back up and i was like and did you okay be honest it was i remember like watching it back now i well i don't remember any of it i still don't remember it but in the video you can tell i was freaked out because i like screamed i like came back and i was like it's the crazy experience because no yeah i remember one time one time i've did it to me they said all right we're gonna see how quick you remember something when you wake back up they said when you wake back up say the word boy and they're like say the word boy and so i went out and then i woke up and they see me like come to it in the video i come to and i'm like boy what is so delayed that's insane and i'm like looking around and i'm like no boy it's like my brain like took longer sometimes his eyes would come back before the rest of his body and he's like yeah he's sitting there well you know what happened my friend andy looks like someone i'm not kidding it looks like they just spawned in they're like it's like a newborn baby yeah no with emmy yeah don't it could literally like kill you yeah basically what happened was don't ever do this but me and my friend emmy uh we were at our friend's house and brooke choked her out and she went down and like she like started she was like like spitting everywhere and then she got up and blake it happened to blake too where he's spitting everywhere and he got like emmy got up and she was like oh my god i'm gonna die i'm gonna die oh my gosh i just had memories like thousands of memories just flashed vivid memories throughout my brain and she was only like down for three seconds but like she said when she got up she's like all i remember was like like vivid flashing i keep spitting i'm so sorry vivid flashing memories like going throughout her brain which is like so weird and you know like right before you die you're supposed to have like seven minutes of like memories that's i think that's that's a while that was happening to her seven minutes is a while do you have any memories yeah like this is a memory right here do you have any memories yeah i don't have any memories y'all all want to make this a memory yeah let me log it okay it'll be my seven minutes same we'll totally forget this day about a week from now no but seriously isn't that weird like seven or her memories were going through like that's kind of scary weirder think about all the days of your life you've lived and you have forgotten most of them think about all the podcasts alone and we've forgotten most of them chill you forgot last week we talked about the kidney stone yeah whoa that was just a week ago yeah life was my bad check this out what'd you eat for lunch two days ago two days ago what day of the week was it oh olive garden i heard about that oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah uh should we talk about that if y'all want i heard cash had a nice no no maybe we don't talk about it nothing happened to me at all garden just to clear that me and all garden tight yeah i don't know except for the one time i walked out without pain oh my gosh oh they did not like you for a few weeks after that wait what happened i just walked out without pain on accident but you didn't like me for a few weeks after that wait what happened he was there every single but i'm a regular so yeah i came back and then but me and mad went to go eat there afterwards like a few days after no no like that same day and he shot and he thought that was cash they thought he just walked up to us and he was like your brother didn't pay and so we had to pay for cash as well yeah it's a great life hack did you pay him back no i had a lot too dang right yeah wow dude oh never mind well just say it okay i was gonna say you know i carly you're always talking about i carly i know i feel like me and spencer would be like this i just would like him as a friend i love spencer you know spencer's probably like 40 now i'm talking about spencer and i carly oh my gosh jerry trainer would would do you think jerry trainer would come on uh spencer yeah how old is spencer's my car tries to like when you see interviews of him you're like oh you are spencer it's so funny kensi or kate did just flex she's like i forgot his name jerry's spencer his name like she knows jerry would come on yeah jerry might i think jerry you're like jerry he just called me jerry uh he's 49 years old oh dang dang how long ago was i carly filmed he looked like 20 i think he was like in his 30s when they were really yeah i don't know what he actually was but it says he was supposed to be 26 yeah in the movie or in the show i feel like they're always older so he's probably i watch like harley every night and victorious and sam and cat i've been watching i carly how do you do that and keep up with the podcast episode oh i do it all i stay up till like 3 a.m every night that's crazy last night y'all want to see my stats last night your stats on what your screen time no or my aura ring last night i got let's see this thing three hours and 42 minutes of sleep that's terrible let me see this dude what's it i have insomnia sleep insomnia i always have yeah that's what happened to me last night i picked up kate from the airport today and last night kate uh went to arkansas with her sister and then she flew back today and she was like how did you sleep last night without me and i'm not kidding unironically it was the best sleep of my entire life i've ever gotten without kate it was crazy that's why i don't like cuddling with guys especially if i'm sleeping because i don't like cuddling or going to bed with them even i've never gone to bed with a guy but like what i'm just saying that like i don't like cuddling i'd rather just go to bed no i'd rather just go to bed on my side on my own side not somebody trying to like get over here like i don't like that just get away from me no it's so overstimulating it's hot in the bed like what no no you do it too what kate wants to roll over and like go to sleep and then she wants me to just like put a hand on her shoulder yeah it's pretty cool actually it tells you everything about yourself my heart rate you dance in your sleep what is that about it says what says she dances let me meditation and walking what you sleepwalking oh no i do meditation every night okay i have a candle in my lap and i meditate all i know is your sleep debt is almost 10 hours what does that mean it means you need like 10 hours you're negative 10 hours of sleep right now you gotta catch up i know i heard that's not a thing i heard you're you can't catch up on and then like it tells you your readiness for the day your resilience i'm adequate your resilience um my heart rate is 86 my stress oh i have terrible stress days but today you should sleep do you know that yesterday is like one of the higher causes of dementia what what it's the heck not sleeping is like one of the higher causes of people getting dementia yeah but i'm young you know like great you know like all the fitness girls that are like here's how you can lock in and change your life and your health they're always like sleep is the most important thing i've been saying that to everyone well i don't know how to sleep no every time somebody's like you sleep a lot i'm like yeah well i'm gonna be the healthiest one here well i'm also i'm also 17 years old and a kid so i think i need more sleep i think you know that the younger you are the more sleep you need that's why you start out as a baby and you need like 22 you need like 22 hours of sleep a day as a baby or something crazy and then every as you get older you get let you need less and less and less sleep and then that's why like 80 year olds they only sleep like four hours and they're up at 3 a.m and they're like good morning really so what happens when you get to zero sleep it's stressful as the older you get the less sleep you need two hours two hours straight i was stressed oh my gosh i'm always stressed i do i do not believe or stuff i can't tell you what you are you know ask your wife idiot yeah no idiot listen to me kate's always like i'm having a good day oh never mind i'm stressed out no the ordering stuff is accurate i think yeah it's a 600 yeah keep your heartbeat in like maybe your temperature but like that's how it measures everything is because it can tell by the the your it measures your heartbeat oh is it true you need to keep this line right here yeah really wow yeah um but i need to put it on a tighter finger ow i think it's tight enough dang my yeah i just wouldn't move that no but it can read your heart rate and when your heart rate spikes that's how it determines that you're stressed hmm 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