Welcome to your mom's house. And welcome to another episode of your mom's house. I'm Todd, she's Christy, and we're excited about today. It's a very exciting day. First of all, it's everybody's favorite fucking thing in the entire world. It is tax day. So, make sure you pay your taxes, or if not, file an extension, or flee the country. Had a fun chat about that, with our boys, I didn't tell you that on the way back from that training thing. I don't tell me. They're like, so, like, technically, what happens if you don't pay your taxes? I'm like, well, it's a real problem, you know, you can get extension. You can be in penalties. It could be a real thing, but what if you take your money, and you go somewhere out of the country? That's a really cool way of thinking, first of all. And then they're like, wouldn't that happen? I go, yeah, you'd have to go somewhere that has not only no extradition with the United States, but also has a banking system that doesn't operate within the normal system that the U.S. deals with. So your money would be somewhere that is not accessible to them, like, you could do that. I go, it's a real long way to go to not pay your taxes, and he was like, all right, all right, just, you know, just thinking ahead, and like, yeah, I would go just fucking pay him. Anyway, it is tax day. Huge thing is that tomorrow, April 16th, the end, the RAshafear storytelling show that we produced is coming out. It has an incredible lineup. This is, you know, the show was called, this is not happening. It went away. He ended up getting just a crazy list of people, Nate Bargazze, the Stefano Shane, Gilles Jordan Jensen, Mark Norman, J.O.K.S. and Miss Pat. Yours truly, Ali Sadiq, Dan Soder, Sam Talant, and On and On. Duncan Truss, there's all so many, and it's the storytelling show. We're super proud of it. It looks amazing. We produced it. We're hosting this site for him, but it's Ari Shoe, and for people who don't know, every comedian on this participates in the back end of this show. So that's a very, you know, Ari Shoefear lead way of doing, we all were all in this together bro. So everybody gets a piece if you like any of those comedians, you can support them if you go to YMHStudios.com. It's debuting April 16th, so I'm on chapter one, you can see that. There's chapter two, you can see, and so on and so forth. Great stories. And we're very proud of you. It's Pat, Jordan Jensen, all the hits. And it's the kind of thing too. I always try to reiterate this whenever we do something like ticketed. If you do support this, it just leads to more things like this getting produced. Like if you're into this and you spend the money to get an episode or the season, you know, if it works out, then we just go like, how can we make something else? Yeah, and it's good programming. It's not the dog shit that you'll see on the television. That's very true. That's the best part. Oh, you look at this. Oh, it's Tyler Cher. And when he's back into short season again. Every show is the lace. I know. It's fucking springtime. I know. It's so happy. Guys, listen, your mother's day is coming up May 10th. It's so soon. Why don't you buy your mommy some makeup by your sister. Some makeup by your mom, my lipstick, Christina P liquid lipstick and blushes and glosses. And come see me do stand up comedy live. I will be April 24th and 25th and Irving, Texas at the punchline May 14th through 16th Denver Colorado at the comedy works. Yes, it does. And comedy and prayer. And then two nights at Chicago illinois at the den theater tickets at Christina P dot com. Get it now. Denver's almost gone. I think Dallas too. So get on that. Homies. Hell yeah, dog. Hell yeah, dog. Yeah. Wow. That was really spicy. Why are you burping so much? What do you do? Well, I was just really hungry. Yeah. And so I scarfed down some beef jerky and then I had water and then I had this Coke zero right here. You know what's interesting about you is you'll eat jerky a lot and then you'll have your nicotine patch in your mouth. And so it's an interesting combo patch. It's a patch. It's a patch. And you, your mouth smells like beefy mint. Isn't that cool? Isn't that cool? So what I found is that children and chicks dig that. That's who usually comes up to me. They're like, "This smells good." Is that beef and mint? I'm like, "Yeah." Beef mint. Beef mint. Beef mint. It's a whole new flavor. It's a new flavor. Can you get your nicotine pouch to be beefy? Beef. Why don't they do that? I could reach out. I have connections. Like, "Hey, you know me. I know you. I speak for the client, the consumer." Did guys like steak? They have a beef flavored nicotine pouch. Yeah. You're being serious. You guys love meats. We do. Ribs? You're not wrong. It's not a bad idea. Plus you'd be losing weight because you're not really eating. Did you know? I didn't tell you this. I went to our old neighbor's house the other night. Yeah. And every time, like, you guys, you forget that he's, his training, his origin is being a chef. Yeah. He, fuck, he's like, "I'll just make a little cum, something here for y'all." And I'm like, "Dude, it's so good what he can just do casually." You know? Just, I've brought some mucos and made this homemade glauque. I made some ceviche. You know, just to get, like, kind of, you want something just to hold you over. I'm like, "God damn. It's so good. He's so good." Why don't you say who it is? I don't want to say who it is. But you know. I think we'll shout out. You know. All right. I respect people's privacy. Okay. You know? I don't know if he wants people to know. I don't know. Okay. Well. I would ask, I would ask him if he wants his name set. That's okay. Okay. Well, look. Here's his name I do want set. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. We have 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect us from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well as you know. Do you notice? He said, "Very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person." Don't tell me about your stuff. Joe Biden. He said, "He's a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden. I was terrible." Don't bring anyone loving to this. No, but I'm gonna fucking stand. Welcome. So cool. We talked to Gora. Talk about Shushu. And Christine Shushu. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Feel it. Feel it. Go. Rip into your soul. Feel the music. Go. When. Feel it. Feel your man. Patches in your mouth make them be flavored. So you suck out the rigidity in your mouth. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. I think you can say the R word if you put mentally in front of it. That is the workaround. Yeah. That's where you're like, I didn't say fart N word. You still can't say. Right. Yes. He kind of did it cleverly that way. You just have to say mentally retarded. And you can say retarded. Right. But then it doesn't hit the same. It doesn't hit the same. Like if he would have been like, he called Joe Biden retarded, it would have been-- it's different. Then people get on him for saying the R word. For saying that, right. But if you go meant-- yeah. That's the way to you. And he's so smart. And then he'll go, you know, God, I can't believe. Could you believe they had said that about him very sad. Very sad. It's so clever. No, he also had the duality of, we have all these troops there to protect us from this guy who I get along with very well. He likes me and I like him. He's a cool guy. Yeah. Turns out, he's a pretty cool guy. Hang out with him. Okay. Yeah. Kim Jong Un is pretty cool. No, I've heard nothing but good things. He is cool. It's crazy when you look back on Kim Jong Un that he-- Rare, I think, sometimes that you see somebody who has his position now and his reputation, who did study abroad. What? I don't know that. He left Korea and did a boarding school. Yeah. I think in Switzerland, under an assumed name, no one knew who it was. Yeah. In Switzerland. It's so nice that you-- For seven years. Yeah. And it's nice that you know this much about him and his story. I know everything about cool guys. Yeah. So he attempted boarding school. Oh my God. Yeah. For seven years. So I'm saying he has exposure. Yeah, he knows. So life outside. Yeah. What a dick. And then he's coming back and he's all-- So let's look at this. I didn't-- I didn't know all of it. So he attempted a name, Pak Un or Un Pak. He attended the International School in Gülgengragen. In Limhnsfaszenhausenthun. And then he was generally regarded as shy, reserved, and often accompanied by older students or bodyguards. Yet, he developed a passionate interest in basketball. Due to particularly Michael Jordan, he loves Jean-Claude.
of undamned movies, reports indicate he was not strong academically and often struggled with the German language, requiring assistance from friends, though he became proficient enough to navigate daily life. Following his time in Switzerland, he returned to North Korea, attended the Kim Il Sung University, grandpa university from 2002 to 2007, and his time in Switzerland was kept a secret. He was known as a quiet student who wore basketball jerseys, often picked up in a chauffeur-driven car. He is considered to be highly westernized during his upbringing, having been exposed to westerns. That's the thing is like he knows that stuff so well, and he's still just doing, you know, become like the most reclusive country on earth, and to be the person in charge of that, it's a wild thing to embrace. I know, he's such a liar. I mean, it's really crazy. The West is evil. Yeah. And they have TV and McDonald's. You don't want any of them. Meanwhile, he's fucking, he's watching basketball games, and he's like fondos, pretty cool. You're trying to let know. Yeah. Well, they all do this, especially those rich, like, Saudi girls. Have you ever seen them in Beverly Hills? Yes. They come over, and then they get to take off their, their, their, their sheets, and then they get to go shopping on their day or drive. But then they got to chuck all the stuff. That was a thing. I learned that in a hotel. I didn't know that. I was staying at a hotel, and I think it was like the Beverly Wilshire something. Yes. And this came up, and they told me they're like the craziest thing is, these girls will come, these wealthy, like Middle Eastern girls, and they'll, you know, they'll shop, they'll wear all this stuff for like a week, and then they just leave it here, because they can't take it back to Saudi. They'll get executed or whatever, and they do it before they get married, because now their life will be on lockdown. Now they're just a brood mayor for some gross Saudi guy, and he's got 10 of 10 wives. Yeah. Yeah, it's not wild. It's wild. So they get to, they get to go on these room springers to the west and see how great it is. And then they go back to their sad, oppressive places. Yeah. And they have to live that double level. Well, also some of them probably, you know, there's a few that go like, oh, I don't want to go back. I'm sure that happens. Hell yeah. I'm surprised Kim Jong-un didn't stay, but you know the thing that he probably, this is, because his older brother who he ended up having murdered. I remember that was living a life outside of North Korea. He was what's it called, denounced from the family, excommunicated. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, because he got arrested one time, fucking around. I think going to Japan. And so his brother was like, just fucking kill him. So he killed him, but he was, but I think one of the things that happens if you're like Kim Jong-un is you go, well, yes, this is good, but like I would have to earn it. Like I would have to be a regular person, or I can go to this oppressive insane place and be the king. That's such a good would you rather? No, you're right. No, you're right. Like would you rather be just a rich spoiled, quote, nobody in Switzerland, in Western Europe, where you have just money, private car. No, but that's the thing. That's not the would you rather, because if you are staying, you're not supported. Oh, I see. I see. You're a regular person now. Fuck. He's reason he was chauffeur and all that's because you're still under the protection. Yeah. Okay. Or do you go back to your shitty country and oppress millions of people and be a piece of shit dictator or not? Not just suppress them, but like you you throw people in labor camps and then you throw their relatives in there and you have them they die and you're like, fuck them. I don't know. To your fellow country. Yeah. It's an easy choice. It's so easy. When you put it like that. Yeah. Yeah. You would definitely choose South Korean, I mean North Korean dictator. Fuck no, dude. You wouldn't choose being a dictator? Fuck no. No way. You'd rather be a poor yes geeky Asian kid in Switzerland. Yes. Or anywhere else. Same. Yes. Because you know, I know what the world is like. Yeah. I don't want to be anywhere near that shit, man. Well, what's really messed up, but here's the thing you're not even thinking about, is that within the confines of your palace, you're still living your best life. You just have to put your head on the pillow at night knowing that you're responsible for starving and killing. All right. You just probably kind of flip them up. Yeah. So you get to meet Dennis Rodman. That's right. You get to have a basketball court in your palace. You're eating McDonald's. You're fine. Right. You have you still have the chef and all the yeah. Your life is cool, but you just everyone else suffers. I mean, it's cool in here. Yeah. Never mind. Right? I have AC. I got a pool. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You kind of I didn't really think about like that. Just don't go outside. Yeah. Don't look out the window. Too hot outside anyway. It's so hot in Korea in the summertime, too. Holy shit. That's hot. Yeah. It's worse than tech. You ever seen that aerial shot from from space? You know, you can see at night, you can see like regions get lit up. Yes. Yes. Yes. So Seoul is this obviously very thriving. Yeah. Technologically advanced city. You see and then you you can see Pyongyang and North Korea. And it's just all like because they have like rolling black out because he can't so it's dark and then the rest and then South Korea. And you realize it's just because he he wants it that way. If the shots from space are real, let me point out. If we could even get there. Supposedly, fucking Artemis is going around the moon right now, but that's from NASA. We don't fucking believe shit, but if you take the letters in NASA, you just throw a T in there. It's Satan. That's right. I'm sure those guys are up fucking flying around the moon right now. Yeah, real believable. Love that one. I will tell you one thing, Tom. What? Playing Satan's advocate. Yeah. They haven't they haven't landed on the moon since 1960. No fucking shit. And guess what? We didn't land there in 62 either. Stanley Kubrick 69. I think. Yeah. No, but I'm being serious like why we haven't right? Like I'm I know I'm not one. What do we need? What do we need there though? Just just to just to just be like, Hey guys, we're here. Just to pacify the people that say we haven't like what we because you have to keep the flag of flying up there. That's why they're just like I get that flag. You got to straighten it out, dummy. Yeah, that's a good idea. Hey, let's let's spend four and a half billion dollars getting that flag. We get a bigger flag. The flag needs to wave. I'm surprised he didn't go. That flag is so small. Let's go through with a fucking huge flag. We need to build Trump Towers on the moon. Yeah. I don't know. We could live on the moon. Look, enough of this bullshit. I want my fucking the the lovely and and and just incredible listeners and supporters of the show who have been with us for so long. We wouldn't be anywhere without you. I don't want anything bad to happen you guys. So just remember that it is tax day. It's so good. The hair is so good. This is Mike the tax guy Mike Fidelie from Miami. It's important that you fucking pay your taxes and that's why I brought him up. A couple other things. The hair is absolutely incredible. It's amazing. It's it's incredible when it's dry. It's incredible when it's wet in a ponytail when it's down when it's up amazing. He washes it once a month. I didn't realize that people I don't have hair so I don't even know. Some women practice that it's supposed to be healthier for you. I find it unbearable. Is that stripping? Because it strips out the oil. The oil, the natural oils. Right. Right. But you have that with your beard too. You want to maintain the oils. Right. Right. And it gets dry. Yeah. I understand that. The shit's about to go down. It's like one of the worst things that could happen to you. Oh my god. Get your shit together. It's coming. No! It's here yet. What are you doing? Help. What? I'm about to come. [Music] I have got to tell you about my Helix mattress because it's a game changer. I used to wake up in the morning without feeling rested. Whether it was from back pain, being too hot or feeling Tom make the slightest movement. It was a nightmare. 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- I could have done just a chest up a roll. - He could. - He could have. - The real move, and I'm surprised he didn't do this, is to lose the shorts and just tease what's but, you know what I mean? So the people can see the V going down and they go, "What's up with those cum gutters?" And then, you know what I mean? Like, you see 'em, but you don't show, but you allude to it. But he wore shorts, which was an intro. I didn't think he would be a shorts guy for this. - Same, and in the shower, I thought he would go on that trail 'cause he is taking a shower. - He's taking a shower and we're like, "We have shorts on and the shower, it's crazy." - Yeah, I mean, he went to the trouble of angling the camera. He may as well just-- - Just angle it up like another inch and a half, but then have everyone go like this. - Oh. - In the video, you know? - Let's see it. - Yeah, but again, I'm not doing this, I'm obviously, any questions. I'm just doing this to just let remind people that, you know, Mike's an account and you need to pay your taxes. That's all. Okay. What's up? - Just looking at his life, dude. - Fuck you. - Age 64, age 22, any questions? Did it think so? - Didn't think so. - I love that. - I love the first comment, so it's been a couple for seven years now, and you're like, hold on. Since you was 15, that's great. - Whoops. - Yeah, that is really great. Plus you can share the same clothes, win. - Yep. - Oh, no. - Oh, boy. - No. - Ooh, I love Count and Cash. Fuck you, bro. Let's try to music, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - How did you know? - I mean, that's just a guy moot. - It's a kind of guy again. - It's a kind of guy. If you're sitting in your car making a video of yourself Count and Cash, you're probably doing it to music. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That was really cool that you knew that. I'm guessing too, not saying this is about Mike, but a lot of guys will put the big bills around the smaller bills, you know. - You've told me that. - I got so much cash here, and you're like, there's like, 90 ones there, okay. - Well, hold on. He's aggressive, defensible. Yeah, okay. But then, do you see the picture of him with like Somali orphans? - Hold on, hold on. Go back to that picture. Can you read the names of the women in that picture? - Do you think those are real names? Are those real names? - Yeah, Tom, they're from different places in the world. - Do those feel like real names? - No. - - - I mean, the. Mallory Van Horn? - Van Horn. - I don't know. - Yeah, it's a little Mallory too, that's kind of. - Ah, it doesn't feel real. - It's so tiny. - Ah, it doesn't feel real to me. - No, her name, she's like 20. Her name should be Skylar, Katelyn. - I don't buy it. - No, there's no Mallories. - Lynette, that's a old ass name. That's like a bitch, my name. My age is Lynette. That's a very old lady name. - Old name. - Yeah. - You, yeah? - Posted a video, and I'm gonna know what was your thinking behind this. - Oh. (upbeat music) - Why did you post this? - Did I post this? - Yeah. - You're just like, fit in this, Tom. I don't know about you, but I like to exercise. (upbeat music) Also, you know what I really like? - Why? - Or when people work out and post it online to let me know that they've worked out, and I just want to motivate other people. Like, he's just getting it in, getting, getting. - This is kind of getting, getting, yeah. - I like that. - Yeah. - What do you think? - I mean, I had seen this guy in your stories. - Yeah. - And then I saw it here. I was like, oh, this must mean something to you. - Well, of course. I mean, it's got all the cool guy things. You've got the right angle. The lighting is fantastic. There's TV in the background. What's he watching? Rachel Maddow? Probably not. - No, I don't think he's a Maddow guy. And I don't think so. I don't think so. This, I saw this, and I sent this in. Did you see this? - Oh, oh. - Did you see this? - Okay, look at this. - My kids would love this. - Look at this, how he feeds this lion. - Probably saw it. - Yeah, saw it. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - It is. Bro, squish the chicken through the grate. - Also, that's the system. - Oh, the, the system is, you go up to the crate. You open, you slide it open for a lion. You don't have like another door. Something that you can drop food into. You slide it open, you throw it in, and then you slide it open. - Just run away. That could never go wrong. - Let's see it again. - The lion's like, do I want the little chicken or the big mother fucking chicken? I don't know. - Hey, you can't dangle rum. - This is crazy. - Let me see it again. - 'Cause this is calling it. - Stop it. - It looks oblong. - All right. - Look, it's sticking, too. It's sticking, or sticking. - By the way, you know, you know that if you were visiting and you're like, where shall I stand though? It's fucking, come here. Come here. No, we do this every just stand right here. Like right here, stand here while they're like, this is what we do. Okay. And then when this goes sideways, they're like, hey, we didn't think that was gonna happen. - Yeah, of course. - So right now the lion grabs his hand. - Yeah. - Of course. - And then he's like, I'll smack that hand off. And then the lion's like, how about I open the door? - Well, not only that look, there's other crates full of raw, skinless chickens. - Bro. - All around. - I know, this is the craziest system. Let's see. But listen, can I tell you a story? - Yeah, go ahead. - Well, I was in Australia doing road rules. They took us to a crocodile farm. And they cut up pigs, dead pigs, right? They cut them up, put the pieces in a wheelbarrow. And this fucking crazy guy was like, I had time to feed the crocs. And we walked in like a little strip of land in between the two water places where the crocs were. And he would just take a wheelbarrow full of fresh, dead pig and throw it into the water. And they all come up into frenzy and you're like, yeah, and they trust, just trust. - Well, they don't actually, they don't. There's an interesting thing about reptiles and crocs and gators. They're incapable of forming that bond. - Oh, all right. - So all it's about is that person becomes such an expert in their behavior. And they have to 100% of the time be aware of their surroundings and what type of mood and what setting is going on. Because in an instant, gators and crocs can just go like, it's eating time. Yeah, in an instant, there's never a time where they go, this is my caretaker. Never. - I know. - And I see it with the lion, apparently. - No, but lions actually are capable. - They're mammals. - And they, and specifically in the big cat world, they can form those bonds. But a gator and a crock will never. - There's not even one moment where they'll be like, there'll just be like, if you have it here and you just turn and it's like, I have an eaten, it's it, they don't give a buck, yeah. Ever. - It's a what? - This guy is still feeding his, his lion's the same way as from when this happens. - What? - Yeah. - Stop. - He still does it this way. - The sticky, rickety gate. (laughing) - And he's just like behavior itself, yeah. - We'll see, all these would, these lions would all be dead, by the way, if they weren't in this, because they don't know how to hunt anymore. You know? - I think they figured out. - No. - I don't think they're wanting to do it. - No. - Not in captivity. (crickets chirping) - Just open the door, bro. (crickets chirping) (laughing) - Fuck it, we're crazy. (crickets chirping) (crickets chirping) - That. (crickets chirping) (crickets chirping) - Feeling that roar? - No, it's terrifying. He's standing on his hind legs. Was to kill him. - That, you know, that roar, like not so much in your ears, but when you're around it, it actually completely disturbs your nervous system. Like it tot, it's not even under your control. If you hear it in person, your actual nervous system takes over and goes, you're gonna die. - Run. (laughing) - Do you just show your bad? - You just go, you're like, you just feel it, and so it's so terrifying. - See, I'd imagine it would be nice, like when you're cat purrs. - Uh-uh. - That purrs it. - Not that shit. - No. - It's really disruptive. - Yeah, it's murderous. - It's no good. No, well, no. Uh-uh. - Murder. - Fuckin' A, man. - Oh, dear, these fools. - So he'll show, show, show, cut. - Yeah, this guy, I really don't know why they wouldn't go, let's just build slots. - Babe. - Let's just cut a hole that we drop stuff into. - No. - You know? - It's not how these fools think, man. - How do they think? - They don't. - Would you homosexual men please stop trying to contact me on what's happening, signal? Please, I'm not interested. You homosexual men please stop trying to contact me on what's happening, signal. Please. - All right. I just wanna know, I know that there are gay men that are listening and watching this show. - Yeah. leave this guy the fuck alone. How about you stop harassing me?
people. Please. I just wanted to stand up for him. I know he's so good looking this guy again. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. I mean, if you were gay, wouldn't you really be? You asked me, what would be my gay type? I didn't think you were going to put it in the folder. Here's the thing, though. Here's what's interesting. Is that signal and what's up? You have to, don't you have to give people that information for them to reach out? It's not like Christine, you just solved this crime. Yeah. Yeah. You have to. Yeah, you can't. Whoa, look, that top one is. Look at that hair. He is. Like almost like Mike Fideli hair. This is fucking nice. Great. What is that, sir? Oh, is making music. What's he saying? Oh, look at those fingernails. Look and clean. You like that? Fuck you. Okay. Okay. That's a cool handle. The handle's cool. P-8-0-2-3-3-7-2-1-gmail.com_K-O-T-N_F-B-R. That's a fucking really rad handle for social media. Hey, follow me. What's your, where do I, what do I type in? Well, simple. Do you have an hour? Yeah. Jesus Christ, man. Look at his bio youth college for years for music under Hollywood for 40, then the rest look where it's got me now. It's like, well, that was fucking stupid. And also, I would argue it's been a little longer than eight years since college. I don't think you just spent four years in L.A. recently. There's a lot of stuff in this room. What is that? Is that a baby walker thing? No, what is it? What I did. Oh, life. You got an amp? Wala. What did you do? What I did? Look what I did. I moved my amp behind the couch. Is that the fucking thing you did today? Wala. Wala. Wow, what I did. That hell, yeah, dude. He was probably, he probably made like six videos. He was like, I don't know where to put this. And then someone was like, put it behind the couch. That's the one with text on it. The bug in the iguana has been drinking. Oh no. Fucking lush in it. Kitty bug. It's a cool photo. It really does let people know what you're seeing. Bug and the iguana have been drinking for the past two and a half days. Okay, I'm assuming he has a pedigwana in that house. Are you seeing it? It's in the photo. I'm sure the iguana is properly kept in a glass. There's no way this guy stips on anything. Yeah. There's an echo. It's all by the book. Crawling on his face in the middle of the night. This is a lot of Alabama. God, that thing has made it. There's many times, does he say stuff in those? Oh, look, he's got his phone numbers out. Oh, shit. Don't fucking do that. God, damn it. What is, oh, that looks old though. Yeah. Those are old numbers with no area code. Wait a minute. Scroll up, scroll up. What is on the band? Does he say stuff in the band? What is it? Obviously, I'm bored. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I haven't run out of ideas. No. I just don't know if any of them are good or not. Yeah, I don't really have any props. Oh, jeez. I'm not gouger or carrot, huh? What is that? Yeah, my dog's kicking it by the door. Oh, wait a minute. This is what a guitar player shoes look like. That's not true. No. There's a little stop there, too, that looks pretty cool. But where's the amp? There's all my fucking props. All right. I'm, uh, what's with the phone numbers? Oh, let's just watch it. These are people have died. There's a nickname with Kitty. I told Kitty I had a friend named Kitty before. 1980. No, 1990. That's wrong. Randy Smith. Yeah, I'm just missing western band. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, these are his famous friends. Pat or nicknames. That's the whole video. Yeah. You know, he knows these are famous guys, Tom. You don't want to show this on the In Unite. He just did. He just did. Well, I'll tell you what,
[email protected]. Under school. It was nice to get to know you today. This is kind of, I can't wait to revisit this. This was actually really cool. This was really cool. I'm excited about it. Yeah, it's fucking insane, bro. God, I love. I love how debase the internet got. I love it. I can't wait for another thing to come out where people can just get really weird. Like TikTok. Yeah. I've kind of over it. No, no, it's not breaking news. I'm not. But I'm just saying there's not enough realness on there. It's getting cleaned up. Before, before we take a break, what is the, I see here that there's a fan submitted Pazitsky effect. Oh, what is it? How did you say my last name? Pazitsky effect. Sorry. Pazitsky. He said Pazitsky. I mean, because it's written that way. Here you read out. That's the problem. It was written that way. It better be. No, it was written Pazitsky instead of Pazitsky. Okay. All right, I'll forgive it. All right, here we go. Pazitsky effect. Deer, tad and Christine. I just had my very first Pazitsky effect and couldn't wait to share it with my two favorite hitlers. That's nice. I've lived in my house for 13 years. I've always hated the fact that in order to reach my towel after a shower, I have to drape it over the sink every day. Yeah. I would pull back the curtain and stretch perilously far across the bathroom while my triple D-slet hits dripped all over the floor. Imagine my surprise when one day last week I was sitting in my bidet and I thought, hey, I could just put a hook on the wall right next to the shower. Yeah. Boy, oh boy. Let me tell you, it has been a game changer. $5.95 in one command hook later. I am rub, rub, rub, rubbing myself dry without risking life and limb every morning. Having a name for this type of epiphany makes it even more special. Thank you. I would also like to add, I would also like to take this opportunity to confirm that Farts do, in fact, push the shit out. I've mentioned I was on my bidet the other day, having a real time of it and all of a sudden a little fart bubble came from behind and launched that caca out like a rocket. Isn't science beautiful. Love to you and the crew and keep them high and tight. That is an amazing thing. I love that this is a woman. It's always my favorite. It is, I gotta say, there's something that really brings people together when somebody like tells you a Paschiski effect and inside you're like, I know that feeling. Yeah. That one really resonates. Oh, I still, I just started doing that myself. I just put the hook in next to my shower so I can find, oh, you're going to throw that on the floor? No, it's a trash can. He got a swallow. It's a, don't waste that. That's fiber. I will say that like that so many times it's like where, there's just nowhere to put this towel. I've done this so many times. Of course. Where do you put it on the floor by the sink? No, by the, on the floor. I've done it the floor. I'll leave it on the floor. I mean, on the rug, you know, I'll be like, the most common one I think is if there's a shower door, you hang it over there. I would never, that's the stupidest one because then it gets wet. Why would it get wet? Why? Because you're in the shower. Yeah, it doesn't have to get wet though if you position the water for some reason. I'm done in the shower. Yeah, but you don't really have a chance to come and you're the one who was like, you know, I don't really dry off after showers. I don't even know how this looks like to you. I stopped and you know what? I did for a while and now I'm back to not fully drying. Why? Because I was, now I like to stand there and I fan myself to get the last remnants of the wetness. I don't like it. I don't like drying myself. I don't understand what's happening. I don't either, but I still don't dry myself fully. I don't enjoy it. Okay, can I tell you my pushits gift? Yeah, of course. Okay. You know, for the longest time, you and I have wondered what the allure is to wearing a sun visor. Why would anybody? A visor, yes. Nam hat a sun visor. Is it a sun visor? That's what I was taught as sun visor. Is it a visor or sun visor? I mean, I think both are correct. Thank you. Well, yours is technically correct. Nobody's like, do you guys sell sun visors here? I say sun visor. You don't say that. Okay. Well, anyway, do you guys say sun visor or visor? Probably visor. Yeah, visor. I feel like I'm going to have to sell the word. Right. You're black. Black people are not like who's got the visors. Yeah, visors are gay. So visors generally sun visors are worn by mostly ladies walking, right? So anyways, I like to wear a straw hat in sunny climates, but you know what it does when you wear a full sunny hat. What? Make sure head sweat. Now your head's all sweaty. And I thought to myself, I thought to myself, I said self, you know what I could really use right now. A sun visor. Thank you. Did you get one? No, never. It's the stupidest fucking thing in the world because then your head gets burned up. No, it's stupid. But I understand the allure. Do you remember a carlin's bit about that? No, it's like people who wear visors like he's like, it's not even like it's not a fucking full hat. He's like, what you should do is you get a visor. Then you get one of them Jewish hats. Now you got a full. He called it Jewish hats. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. But it prevents the sweatiness from what I can. That's what you gather from it. That's what I think. I mean, right in and tell us why would you wear a visor? It's really funny now you pull it because I'm thinking about you know who I see wearing visors. White ladies. The other
Some college football coaches, head coaches. Some of them will wear, I swear to you. There are head coaches that wear advisors regularly. - Really? - Kirby Smart comes to mind. - Let's see some sun visor, some of these guys. - Some of them put in college football coaches wearing bikes. I'm telling you, I've seen it a number of times. - I know why, because it has the school logo on it and it's free. - First to have a ride. - Yeah, you're right, white guys. Old white guys loves sun visors. - Look at these guys. - They love it. - Yep. - Did your dad wear a sun visor? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - It's weird, it's a weird choice. - I just realized that. But I remember being like, "Do my head's on fire." - It would be really funny to hear him or one of them quote, "Carlin." And I got me this. I'm gonna get me one of them, "Jew hats." Now I got myself full fucking hat. All right, I'll see y'all, go dogs. I'm gonna get run out of that. - Canceled. Actually down there, they'd be like, "Fuck it, man." Get you a Jew hat, curvy. - That's true. - All right, let's take a quick break. - Okay. - We'll be right back. I'm a water park kid. - Yeah. - So like, I want that, you know? - You have good water parks, are you? - Back in the day, I felt they were. - Yeah, yeah, but no. - I feel like if I went today, I'd go, "Oh, this is not what it used to be, yeah." - I went to a water park for the first time in a long time, like last year. And I was, it was, it reminded me. I was like, "Oh, I forgot how disgusting it is." - And I was standing there. - Yeah. It's so fun. - Which one did you, was this with your other family? - With the family that I have in Utah. - And no, this was what we were all at the indoor place. - It was a flitterbond. - I didn't want to say that. - That's what it was. - I didn't want to shit. - I didn't want to shit on the business. - No, no, no, no. Should I run the outdoor one? - Yeah. - Which is massive. - Yeah. - But it also looks like everybody's out on parole. If you know what I mean, the client tells me. - Oh yeah. - You know, throat tattoo. - Have you, yeah. - Have you ever seen the documentary on Action Park? That's a water park where you, all those things, all those ingredients were in that pot, including engineering choices. They had a slide that did a full 360 - That I was sitting more in a water park. - Yeah, Action Park. There it is. - That's right. - It's a very delicate way of saying that, by the way. - Engineering choices. (laughing) - But yeah, Action Park didn't make it. It had like a resurgence. My water park growing up was white water. And E. coli hit it. And that's where white waters, we stopped going. - You know how you have, I don't know if you have this. But I have, there's people who are automatically assigned to, when you look at Reels on Instagram of who you send. So like, if there's a death, something like a murder or something, I send it to Rogan or Conor. - Yes. - So if it's gay, I send it to Chris de Stefano. If it's a severely mentally disabled person, I send it to Christina. And then if it's a theme park disaster, I send it to Ryan Ciclar. (laughing) - Yeah, just, you just have like these autumn, like, do you know that's their flame? - I'm like, this is our thing. And the thing, when you, as soon as you talk about theme park, and I immediately think about when you see, you see these types of roller coasters or theme park things in a third world country. Right away, I'm like, this gonna be bad. And as soon as you open it, you see engineering choices that were made, you're like, this doesn't seem, and then you just see I think collapse. Like fucking 100 people on it, and you're like, holy shit. - I'm a big park guy. I don't think any of it's safe. - Really? - No. - Yeah, even the most locked up, what we know and trust our whole lives. - Yeah. - It's a risk, right? - It's a risk. - You still go, though? - Oh yeah. - Oh, see you still. - There's one, for example, just at Universal Islands of Adventure, Velocicoster, which I just told everyone, that's unsafe. - Let me see it. - There's a part where in my lifetime, or in our lifetime, I feel like it's gonna go over the shoulder eventually, 'cause it's just over the lap. But it literally, you turn to you. - Yeah, that one to me. - And that's only a lap bar? - Yeah, and it's only lap, and I told everyone, and they were not loving my response. I'm like, I think that's unsafe. Let's ride again. - Let's do it. - But I think, I'm gonna say, I think it's unsafe, guys. - And you know, like every year, a couple of things happen on these rides. - Yeah, look, just lap. - Fall right. - It's so dangerous. - I get it that, oh, it moves so fast, or whatever the engineering choices are, but it just, you know, looks unsafe. - Every year, this happens, usually a couple of times, which is, somebody is too small. - Yeah. - And does that ask for happens, or someone is too big? And on both times, the theme park goes, yeah, I know. Like, sorry, that happens. - Well, they didn't follow the rules, right? - We didn't know he was that small, and we thought he wasn't too big. And anyway, we're gonna close for tomorrow, but on Saturday, we're back with discounts. If you wanna come and get the new corn dog, this wrapped in whipped cream, come on down. Yeah, they don't give a shit. Our sport is, no one says, I'm not going. - No. - It's more a matter of, oh, it wasn't open. They had a massive accident yesterday. It'll be open tomorrow. - It'll be open tomorrow. - Oh, yeah. - That's a risk. - And you know what? - The fun will continue. - You know what, we need to start cultivating more amusement park ride malfunction videos. I think this could be a whole new lane for us. That and sun visor merch. So, really a whole new area. - How do you feel about a visor? - You ever wear a visor? - A znam visor. - A znam visor as in this? - What? - A what? - A znam visor, right? Is that what they're called? - See how you said is that, 'cause most people call it just what? - A znam. - What do most people call it? - You're talking about the hat. - Yes, correct. - But it's called a. - A znam visor, actually, yeah. - But do you normally refer to a znam visor? - I'm not lying. I do normally that would be referred to as a znam visor. - Yeah, the fuck outta here. - True American hero. - The closest thing is like what the guy has at the casino, like the casino. - Yes, you're right. - That's a visor. - That's a visor. - That's a visor. - I've never worn a visor. - A visor. - I think you know. Actually, no, there's some pictures of me in high school. - Where anyone? - In that boy band era. - Yeah. - Where you've got food to show in that class. You don't even know what you have on and before. There's definitely a, I got a visor on somewhere. And I bet you it's not on right visor on somewhere. - I bet you it's on sideways or some, yeah. - Well, you were like, I don't know. Black people are cool. I get it. - Like there's a whole thing. - Yeah, the coolest. - Yeah, the coolest. - Yeah, no. Okay. - But that's a facet. - So before we get too far though, we should plug the big thing. I mean, WrestleMania 42 is coming up. - I love how this all went. I didn't even know we were still, we were on. - Oh, we were going. - I love that, dude. - What a great, that's great. - Yeah, dude. - Thanks for having me. - So you thought like, are you ready to go with start now? - No, I think I got it a few moments ago. - Okay, we're in it. - Oh, we're in now. - Once you start talking about some visors. (laughing) - Well, look, I fucking knew it. - We're here with the champ chant. We should point that out. Cody Rhodes is going to defend his title. You're going to defend your title. - What? - Against Randy Orden, WrestleMania 42, Saturday, April 18th at Allegiance Stadium in Las Vegas. - Wow. - Both nights of WrestleMania 42 was streamed on the ESPN app exclusively for fans with the ESPN Unlimited Plan on April 18th and April 19th. - So make your plans and get ready. It's going to be a wild show. - Oh my gosh, Allegiance Stadium's amazing, by the way. - That's a great, great spot. - That's a great, great spot, right? - Yeah, great. And we did WrestleMania there last year, I wrestled John Cena last year in Allegiance Stadium. - Why? - The only, I did see him. - I saw he was right in my face, right in front. - The only thing when I think about going this year and was such an amazing event for WWE last year is he beat me for the WWE title. - It's bullshit. - And also I was a bit of what we call on an away game 'cause here he is, he's going for the record, he's a legend. There's a lot of nostalgia and respect, so I was happy. I was understanding I'll probably be heavily booed even though I am technically a good guy. That's fine. I think we're going into it again. - Again. - Which I love, 'cause I'm back, title with me again. - Yeah. - That's kind of a little under the breath, like. - Is it kind of, is it kind of though fun once you accept booze? You know what I mean? If you ask people what would you rather have in life, cheers or booze, they're like, cheers, cheers feel good. But in the sport when you're like, you know what? Fucking boo me then. Like does that, like, you know what I mean? Do you lean it? Like yeah, it's just fucking boo then. - I'm about the leaning in. Kind of the Prince half time show when it starts raining and he's saying, can it rain more? - Yeah. - I, a Tully Blanchard famous wrestler from Austin, Texas actually. His whole thing was as long as they're the loudest, the longest, you guys do your thing. But I'll say this, when it first started for me in my career, I wasn't even in WWE at the time. When the first inklings of that started coming in and there was a bit of an adversarial reaction, even though you thought, oh, well, I was the good guy. Okay, what it, it got me then. I felt like I was lying when I said, no, no, it doesn't bother me. I think it got me, it got under, whereas today, it's the most fun thing ever. - To get food. - I love to go the other way. On nights that you're a conquering hero, Texas, for example, Florida, there's some spaces that just won't do it. They're about, hey, that's our guy. That's, but certain spots and certain people you're up against and Randy's, he's also kind of at the, I don't know, I wouldn't say the end of his career 'cause he could go for five more years if he wanted to. But his legacy, his run, that's somebody you wanna see and this is his first WrestleMania main event in quite some time. - Yeah.
I'm expecting it. I say that and then sometimes it's a little in the middle, which I love to split. That's fun. - Yeah, 'cause you got to either win 'em over or go the other way. - The thing if they do like for Cena for years, it was let's go see the Cena sucks. And I got a little bit of that coming out of our international tour of the first time. First time I heard like, let's go Cody, Cody sucks. And I thought, oh wow, I'm not mad at that. - Yeah. - I'm not, I'm not. And it's less about earning the ones over on that side and more about, I'm just gonna, the ones on my side. - Yes. - I got you guys. It's not the same thing. It just reminded me this thing that I had believed for years. And then I just saw a clip of Steve Martin talking about. So I was like, oh, I think my instinct was right. He was in this clip talking about standup and he says to the people who are basically, I think he's giving like a master class. He goes, don't look at the audience. He goes, don't look at the audience because you can be on stage in front of 15,000 people and just hear roars of laughter. And when you start looking, you'll look at the person who's going like, yeah, it doesn't work. - And then you're like, why am I thinking about this? - This one guy. - I should be thinking about what feels good about this. - I'd spin it in terms of, I can see the faces. - I can see the one who may not be buying it. - Yeah. And typically it's the kiddo who is on the edge of their seat. And that's a fun moment, especially as a baby face and wrestling where you can look at them and kind of let them know, I'm going to get up. You know without saying it, I'm going to be okay. Where they can, you know, or see that they're worried. - They're worried if they start hitting their feet or clapping or whatever, that is a big part of the pro wrestling. Generally, our show is 100%, we need them. They are part of the band. So anyone, anytime you're in there and you're, oh, we did this and it was awesome. And I landed on my feet and you flipped me over. But then we didn't interact with them at all. We missed the job. - Yeah. - So I try a lot to catch the ones who are just really enamored in it and go that way. My brother, on the other hand, will try and get the one guy who is not interested. And he will, he will, short of killing himself, do everything in his possibilities to get that one guy to be like, all right, I'm into this now. That's me. I'm like, ah, you just described me in Burt. Yeah, that's pretty wild. - Yeah. - Yeah. You mentioned Steve Martin, by the way. - Yeah. - So are you big Steve Martin, yeah? - I mean, I just think he's a blood-reddable legend and talent, yeah. - My dad used to have a wrestling school in Georgia and this was such a crazy thing for perspective wrestlers who would come in. They'd come in. I want to be a wrestler. I'm going to be this character. And my dad asked him, have they ever seen the movie Leap of Faith? Have you seen Leap of Faith? Steve Martin movie? - Yeah, I have. It's been a long time. - I think most Steve Martin people wouldn't, it's not really his speed, it's not a comedy. It's, it's, oh, yeah, I remember this. - Yeah, this is it. - Eight years ago, but yes. - You know, this thing. - The reason he hasn't watched it, it is pro wrestling. - Oh, the performance. - Sheriff comes to town. You know, this isn't real, but that's not what we were selling. Your feeling is real. - Yeah. - That moment, because Leap of Faith is, they find someone at the door, they put them in a wheelchair. He brings them on stage. It's like they can walk and it's a whole, it's a performance, so a bit. But everyone there benefited from Liam Neeson's in it. It's just an incredible, I don't know if most prospective wrestlers would get why he would ask them to watch this movie, but I always used to laugh. He'd tell them literally leave. Watch that movie come back tomorrow. - Well, I dated a gentleman before I, I met my lovely husband, who was really into wrestling and I got to go to it. - Yeah. - An event. And I was like, where are you into this stupid shit, man? And he's like, well, don't you get it? It's just good versus evil over and over again. It's the good guy versus the bad guy. And the fans are so dedicated to their guy. And they come dressed up like their guy. And this and that. And then you see it, yeah, it's just, it's just energy, it's an expelling event and you're a transferent, you're the good guy, you're the bad guy. I don't know, I mean, it's fun. I think it's fun. - Did you find anyone you liked? - Yeah, I liked the Undertaker because he's got the shit. And I was like, that's kind of tight. And again, I drank a lot of beer and I had a good time. - She still talks about it. - You had the perfect experience. She still talks about the Undertaker. - Yeah. - I love the Undertaker. - Has he been on? - Yeah. - Fucking Mark came on. - Yeah, have you had Undertaker on here? - Not your mom's house? - He came on two bears. - He came on two bears, he's now that he's able to talk. It's like he was in bargoed for years where he couldn't tell all these stories about, 'cause he was amazing, dude. - He's so special. He's amazing. - Yeah, I tell people, and I mentioned it a lot, but at WrestleMania 40, he came in the ring to help me. He evens the score. It's like the old sheriff comes to town. But it's all magic to me already. I grew up in it. I have this, it feels very real, no matter how silly the gig can get sometimes. He rolls in, choke slams the rock. He looks over at me, it's right here. And right before we did a blackout for him to leave, 'cause the Undertaker just never, he didn't just walk to the ring. - Yeah, of course. - He's magic. He looked at me and he winked. And then the lights went out, and I thought, he's magic. Everything else, the Undertaker's as real as it gets. It was just a really special moment. I was so happy that he wanted to do it, 'cause this was-- - Also like, everybody. - A fucking gentleman. - Yeah. - It's really just like an incredible guy. - He was really, during my time coming up in the wrestling and I started on the roster, 2008, and he was the locker room leader more than anything. I, we all knew he was Undertaker, who was awesome. His matches, his storylines, Zangles were great. But more for us, he said at the monitor, if you weren't watching the matches that were happening on the live events, he'd ask you why you weren't. He'd talk to you, but he wasn't, he was a really good coach. It was never, it wasn't friendly friendly, but it wasn't overly negative reinforcement. Like you said, just a gentleman. Clearly had been brought up well, had played enough team sports to know how this functions, and it also wrestled enough terrible wrestlers to go, "Hey, this is how we can make this work." - Yeah, yeah. - What makes a terrible wrestler? - Gosh. Who are you thinking of right now? - Yeah, tell us to. - A terrible wrestler. Who am I thinking? - I think what makes for a terrible wrestler is their difference between us talking right now and when we go out there. That's actually, so there have been many wrestlers who I've met. I've been like, "Yeah, 'cause that's what we want." They're using all the vernacular. I'll get the gimmick, and there's gonna be great heat off this, and this crowd's gonna swell. You make your comeback, and then we'll do a shotgun finish, and we'll head home. They're using all the-- - Yes. - Yes, yeah, you're in. And then you go out there, and it's full deer and headlights. They're not able to put the two together. They actually knew what they were talking about. They did. - But they can't execute it. - But they couldn't execute it. They couldn't perform in front of a live crowd, and they couldn't pivot. And today you have to pivot. The crowd never does what we anticipate. They're gonna do anymore. They're all over the place. - Do you mean pivot as in during the match? - Yeah. - Break from the plan? - Break from whatever we're gonna do? - Yeah, if we're dancing, and they are not buying this element of it, we have to make a change. Otherwise, this is a massive disservice to them. - And is that, with an experienced wrestler, is that just a look, and you just kind of do it, or do you have to exchange words as you wrapped up of like we're switching this up? - Well, every wrestler who's, I guess, good in terms of they can communicate in there well. And the one of the things people forget all the time, I don't have to tell you, hey, please stop kicking me, or whatever it is, I could tell the ref. The third man in there is a huge part of that. I can tell the ref. Also, we've got great producers backstage, who can help, hey, this, take 'em out of that, switch, do whatever it may be, can give direct it. But when it's really good, you don't even have to say. - Wow. - Yeah, when it's real. - Wait, how often does a pivot, like a real pivot have to happen for a match? - Well, it's pivoting, sorry, if this is so nuanced, but it's pivoting in, I don't ever wanna change fundamentally who I am as a character. So I like to make the right decisions as a character. That's typically what I'm offered is the right decisions. I'll give you an example, Stephanie Mehmann, she's getting ready to go on the WWE Hall of Fame. Wonderful person has taught me a lot. We had a promo in the ring the other night, where I turned her around. I told her I got two words for you, which is her husband's famous saying, but instead of saying suck it, I said thank you, from the speech she had given me. That crowd wanted to hear suck it. And they wanted to hear, they wanted violence. She was basically egging me on. You've got to be more, otherwise Randy's gonna beat you. And it was really, really great education in real time. So those are choices I can't pivot on, because I'm okay with them not liking that, because I am loyal to me as a character. I'm not gonna flip pro up to where I'm consistent for them as an audience. They know he's gonna make the right decision. In the ring though, we're fighting each other. - Right. - Right, if they're into the idea of you beat me up, keep beat me up. If they're not in the idea of me on topple, that's an area where you can switch where we don't have to fundamentally change characters. If that makes sense. - Yeah, that's a good suggestion. - That in the ring, it's supposed to be, we're based in sport, even though it's sports entertainment, but do you guys, they're underwear beating each other up? - Let me ask you something. - That's also, I think, specific to this audience. How bad do some people smell? - Oh my God. What a great question. - Man, that's a great question. I don't know if we have any current smellers. Where it's, where it's.
But back in the day, when there were Friday Saturday, Sunday show, and then Monday TV, you could tell the ones who didn't take their gear out of their bag. - Wow. - 'Cause you got to do the thing when you get into the hotel room, you take your gear out, you hang it on the lampshade, you lay your knee pads out, you lay, like you lay it on-- - Let it breathe. - Let it breathe. - Yeah. - Bring them for breezy, even, or bring multiple sets of gear. - Yeah. - That would be crazy. - We're gonna set it. - Yeah. - Billion dollar company, you know? You don't have to have the same set of tights. So you could tell the ones who didn't, and that you'd be surprised. Here's what we might surprise you. Most wrestlers smell amazing. - No. - Really? - Because think of it. We're gonna go out there, we're half naked, and we're in each other's face. I'd say this is probably men and women. I douse myself in Cologne. - Oh shit. - And you'll see a lot of the old timey wrestlers, they'd be in their trunks and their t-shirts, they'll go and they'll brush their teeth right before the match. - Yeah, I hope I'm not given too much of a way. - Yeah, I think it's more of a respect thing. We're gonna go out there, we're probably gonna punch each other in the face, a couple are gonna slip. - Does anything gross ever happen in a match? - Yeah. - What's the grossest thing? I mean, the grossest thing that can happen in the match is if you shit yourself. - Yeah. - And that happens. - That happens. - That happens. - I have never. But I was once told, I had food poisoning. - No. - And I was once told by Ray Mysterio, so kindly. He's like, oh, when you get out there, the adrenaline will take over. It's, you'll be fine. Nope. He goes up, flips me over, immediately. It's coming up. I rolled under the ring, which is a common roll under the ring. - Yeah, yeah. - And puke in there? - Pukes every bit out of me, rolled back out, got back into it. Yeah, the blood gone from my skin, just gray. And so yeah, under the rings, the safe place to be sick. There have been a few defecated in the ring moments. I imagine that farts happened. - Oh, all the time, right? - Yeah, and it's funny, the bigger the guys, the worse, you know, like they're the legendary big show, the Jack Man. - Yeah. - He was a legendary stink that ring up. And hilarious, like, not even hyperbole, three or four rows. - Wow. - Could smell a big show big fly, you know? - That's a great picture, I was like, he's such a great guy. - That looks like you think you can fart? - Yeah, I know, but he was, I think he has a legendary, Andre, the giant also has a legendary fart. Yeah, that's a thing. - Oh, come on now. - Yeah, I one time slammed a guy, and he chipped himself to him. And I heard it, which was even made it even weirder, like smelling it kind of like, what's that? He, that happened, but I heard like the noise, and then it started to smell. And this was at a place in England called Minehead, which is a butlin's, which is a kid's camp. So we're in a big circus type tent. So this wasn't the, this was a lot of Gaga fun matches, not the high stakes, but the funny part was like a cartoon. He got right up and the finish was him neighing me in the head, I think. He got right up and he put the knee in, like, gave it to me, covered me real quick, and then grabbed his butt and ran to the back. Like a cartoon. Like, what's gonna happen next to the point where I thought, once you've seen somebody like that, we're, we've know everything about you. - Yeah, of course, yeah, we're bonded, yeah. - So it happens, hasn't happened to me yet, it'll, it'll happen. - You think so? - Oh, yeah, it'll happen, that's true. - How are you? - 40. - You're 40. - Yeah, 40. - Bro, you look good, man. I was made up before this, that's all. - Jesus. - Little men's grooming is all, I look okay though. - Do you, you must, I'm assuming, feel this, because when you talk to like, you know, an NBA player, yeah, they're, like I just saw this clip of Janus, and he was watching himself at 25th. And he was like, oh, I was a beast then. And they were like, still, he's like, nah, but like, I could feel, watch this clip, I remember like, how exposed to, like, do you feel the, you know, the taxing nature of what you do now? Or you're like, damn, like, this is wearing on my body? - I actually would say reverse, except for one example. I feel better than I've ever been. - Wow. - Wrestling bell to bell. Maybe just 'cause it took me a real long time, I was not a PD guy, I just naturally tried to get better and bigger and kind of make myself a heavyweight, the old school way. And I feel better except one area, jumping. - Jumping. - There's a thing called a leap frog. Where guy runs underneath you and you leap frog over him. I still think that it's like when I was 22. Oh yeah, you don't, you know, I, you don't have to duck too much. I got you, it's, you feel it. It's not there like it used to be. To the point where if I'm doing a leap frog, I tell 'em, please, please duck, duck. Otherwise this, this matches over right away, you know? So like Logan Paul, who's really, really good, incredible athlete, his leap frog was what mine used to be. So it's kind of at that point in your career where you say, take it out, no more. You don't have to do that anymore. - You don't have to do shit. How do you survive a pile driver? - Which one, tombstone or a homestone? - I actually know that one. That was one of the guys that I would watch. - Undertaker was tombstone, yeah. Tombstone is the easier one. Tombstone 'cause you're up and you drop in that the motion of it looks incredibly damaging and maybe a little tap on the head. You don't want too much 'cause that's your neck and everything. - Yes, that's why I'm asking. How do you survive that? - Look at that. The other one, which is an old school Memphis Jerry Lawler power driver, you're really reliant on the thighs. You're reliant on the butt and thighs, believe it or not, see that one here? - He's falling on his legs and your head just kind of taps. - Your head wants to be in that. There's always a little tap. If there's not a little tap, we probably, especially with HDTV, but very hard to execute, which is why pile drivers were banned in WWE, minus the tombstone for years. And then Kevin Owens did the package pile driver to me, the first Saturday nights made event we had. And that one's pretty damning 'cause he grabbed your legs too, you're in a little ball. Yeah, there I am, look at me, look at that face. Yeah. - Dude. - Yeah, and he brings you down. No control, hands aren't there. - So, what do you mean? - You gotta really trust somebody. - No, so if it's like, it could be like sex camp too. Like it looks like a comfy, you know what I mean? If you were lovers, this would be like a very erotic thing to do. - I think it's safe to say a lot of positions are in the wrestling space you could even say, if there was a language barrier, you could, I mean, a tombstone, you're in a 69 position. You know, if you needed to explain it, yeah. But the other, some sexuality there, to the game, yeah. Yeah, but that package pile driver was the first one to be done in a long time. - It looks so scary. - Yeah, but that's the, you know, it's those, hey, it's like the roller coasters. - I know. - So there's a risk, there's a huge risk, but WWE to be, you know, hopefully you're in there the best of the best, and we're all very crazy, and I think a little bit, what's the term? But we like the pain, you know, you got to, yeah, so. - Do you guys see each other naked in the locker room? Is it like football? - I want to say it's a pretty, I haven't, this sounds pretentious, but I haven't been in the locker room in a while 'cause I have a bus. I got my own little locker room, you know, I know, I know, I know, I'm the champ. - Yeah, I've had that for a while. But I don't know if the modern locker room is as naked as the old, the old locker room. - Old school locker room is definitely, everybody's probably roaming around together, right? - Right, well, so my dad is, there's all these stories about, 'cause he was also the creative director, the booker of the show. So you'd come to him and ask, what's the finish? What are we doing? He's famous for always being in his cowboy boots and naked. (laughing) While telling them like, oh, you'll be over on stinger, whatever it may be, and everyone has a story that that, they were, I think, a far more naked bunch, but what I'm thinking to wrestling is, I don't know if comedy is the same, but wrestlers are always working. There's always a bit of wrestling going on, and I think that nakedness, believe it or not, was a disarming tactic, a way of, I'm so confident, it was something, I don't know, but he wasn't like that around the house. - There never totally dropped it at all. - Just chill, yeah. - The guy asked me on a podcast once, and it scared me to death. He said, when are you an out of character? When are you an out of character? And I thought, I don't know, because I play me. It'd be easier if I played Spartacus and Hellman, but I play me. That's a tough question. - That is a good question. - Yeah, and then you say, are you living a lie? - You get caught up in these deep thoughts about it. I've kind of determined when I'm out, and when I'm not. But yeah, a lot of the nakedness, I think that was part of it. - That's cool. - I think a lot of them's gotta be naked. I'll go ahead and say that. - Well, there's a story about Rodney Dangerfield, where he would answer his front door just in a bathrobe. Open, too. I think there's something, obviously disarming about seeing a male's genitalia. It immediately takes away any bullshit. I'm kind of like, oh, well, I guess I'd better obey. - I'd better get to it. - Yeah. - Whatever we're here to talk about, let's get to it. I don't know, I think if it's a locker room, to me, it's weird if guys would be like, hiding, right? - Well, here's the thing, there's a way about you, 'cause there's the natural way of like, you're in a locker room and you're changing, you're changing, right? So if you're changing you can't you're like that's normal
to do. It's like, is your thing to stand and talk to people like that? Cause that's kind of a choice, right? That is choice. That's a choice. And there's a, there is like a message with that is like, I'm going to stand and talk to you like this. And then like, are you, are you approaching people as you talk? Are you saying, are you staying in your space? Like, there's always little elements to it that inform the psychology behind it, you know? There was a guy who used to call spots, wrestling moves, while naked. And I think it was all to make the person so like if they're sitting back in a locker room, he'd be in front of them fully just swinging like it. And then you'll back drop me. And I think all of it was to really, yeah, whoo, leave it in pressure. Yeah, I, yeah, no, that's a lot. Yeah, that's it. It's a power. But is it? So like, what's more powerful? If you're, if you're packing, or if you're not, and you're, oh, is it just really interesting? Is it just the confidence of, oh, this guy don't care. Well, because put it this way. Okay. So, so here's a deal though. Yeah. If you, if you, if you open the door, oh, oh, like, are you really going to take the time to assess the size of the guy's joke? I would be too frazzled and taken off. I would not even be like, hey, that's a good one. You're shaken by the, the person's decision to do that. Right. Yeah. You're not, I wouldn't be able to go, well, that was, that was a good size to her. No, no, I agree. I think if I, if someone, that first thing you do, it'd be like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah. Like, if somebody answered the door that way. But if you're like, if it's like a coworker and they're talking to you, make a great point. Yeah. Which is like, I almost think the average size or smaller guy who decides that you're like, this guy doesn't give a fuck, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of cooler. He's small. Yeah. He's bold. He's bold. He's a, what's his name? I respect. No. What's the punk guy? Gigi Allen. Gigi Allen. Had no dick. No dick. And he's walking around in public at shows. Like, hey, motherfucker. It's everything. It's like, you know, sir. Yeah. I am, this is going to sound crazy, but you brought it up in terms of, because I went to a doctor recently where I had to pull my pants down for whatever check that was. And this never have I've been paid, like made to feel stranger in a place that you're supposed to not. Yeah. This is, but he did what he needed to do, checked me out. And then I had them still down. And he sat back down and he goes, "Puy pants up. What are you doing?" Like the way he said it to me, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. Like, it made me feel so uncomfortable. I'm like, man, like, you know, you know what happens to me? I'm like, every doctor's, like, every time I'm in a physician, any type of doctor, whenever it's a medical exam, I have never, like, I've never seen a smaller version of my penis. Then when I'm at, like, I could take the penis that I have right now. And if you walk me into the next room and they're like, the doctor's there immediately, it'll be like, let's retract 35%. I'm like, what is, I think, it's fear. It's fear. I guess it's fear. It's fear. It has that ability to do so. That's, that's sure a doctor knows that. I've always said, like, if you think it's small, I promise you it gets smaller. Because if you go to the doctor with me, it is minuscule. I guess it is fear. I have a, there's a, the group of wrestling fans that, or I would say, not Cody fans. One of the things they get mad at is I often will make a little penis reference to guys I'm wrestling against. Yeah, I've done it more than once to the point where they rightfully so have noticed there's a pattern here. He goes there a lot. Yeah, so I'm now trying to pull it back. Not everyone needs the little dick. We need to go there, you know, but it's so effective. That's the other thing. We could end this argument real quick. You know what I'm saying? Like, just, just call it out. Yeah. Also, it's wrestling. I could be making it up, you know, but also the energy you're given. It seems, it seems I'm not wrong here in the show. Yeah. Why are you so defensive? Yeah, man. Yeah, and then the other thing, you're getting real hot about that. I don't know. Yeah. That's cool. There's so much tied to just just saying those words to somebody. Yeah. It's everything. Well, today, wrestling promo is everyone's like cutting nuclear bombs, zinger. And I'm thinking we can't really, that's the closure. Yeah. Can't really go anywhere. So that's where my mind goes sometimes. You know, it would be fun though. Yeah. Because next time you're in one of these situations, be like, I'm going to fucking like crack this big dick motherfucker, like just to go the other way. Yeah. Be like, I'm going to take him and his big dick and strangle him with it. And everyone's like, wait, what? Yeah. Yeah, dude, I'm going to fucking choke you out with your own dick. I think that thing is and everyone's like, hold on. It's just take it the other way. Oh, my right. I just gave you an idea. Yeah. It's such a good baby face, baby face idea. Yeah. You know, because you find yourself in a lot of those respect scenarios. You and every big dick motherfucker, I'm going to get it. Oh, I love it. I get some fans get mad at me because for a long time, as a, as a baby face wrestler, I always, if it was somebody else, usually would lead with a handshake and something complimentary. It wasn't until deep in. Do we start getting to all right? I'm going to bite back here. But there's that clip of that guy on the plane who's like, I want to shake your hand. I don't know if you ever seen it. It's like, I want to shake your hand. He clearly had done something awful. He's like, I want to shake your, he's all drunk and it gets played all the time for me on TV because I overly do it. This, yeah, this dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've seen this. I have seen this. He's getting like tossed from the plane, right? Yeah. I think he's getting tossed but still decides to, he needs to shake someone's hand. I want to shake his hand. It's amazing. I want to do. I want to do. You fully getting tossed. Why you needed this? But, yeah, no, you could the week before you and I are TV. You could pal drive me. I could be bleeding profusely. And then I have a habit the next week to, for some reason. I got to get it. I got to, I got to get it out. I'm a good guy. Well, I think I think at a certain point, maybe we got to go bad, right? Yeah. And then, yeah, it's turned bad. Yeah. And then, and then if people don't, they think they know what they want with that. They'll get new music and they'll die as hair dark and he'll be back. And then I don't think they'd know how far I'd love to go with it. Just, you won't like it. You know, like, which, which I don't know if it works for the business of it all, I would love to see it. Well, you might have his hands on just for a moment. Yeah. We can show you something. Make me not wear him the whole time. Yeah, of course. You can put it over the back if you want. So it doesn't ruin the guy. Oh, that's good. Oh, it's there. It's still good. Okay. So the great producing staff here pulled a little bank of videos. This falls into our horrible or hilarious. Like we show you a video and you decide is it funny or is it actually quite sad? Oh, great. But they're all wrestling themed. Okay. My wife and I do this with falls. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She loves that terrible fall. Yes. I love a scream. I like when someone's, you know, really moaning and pain. All right. Here we go. Oh, he's foot. No, no, no, no. His left arm broke. Oh, that was really bad. Look at his. I think this is Ray Phoenix here. Hit me with it again. That was really cool. It falls on. Yeah, it goes under. So that's that's that's horrible. That's horrible. Oh, that's horrible. Also, it's how the guy noticed that he did it. It's like luchasaurus that you. I think also that's horrible. But in wrestling, you almost always want there to be someone to blame. Yeah. There's not anyone really to blame there. Yeah. Oh, it's a table bump. And he's just the mechanics. These are the things that happen. They can happen. Yeah. That was really horrible. That is really horrible. That was terrible. Okay. Here's another one. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh, you guys okay? I love you guys. Okay. You guys okay. Might be my favorite part. You guys good? Well, I tailbone. So keep recording. Keep recording, sir. He's doing great. That's amazing. Yeah. I love that for a couple of reasons. Okay. What I get it that what we what we do is fun. And there is, but there's a craft to it. Yeah. What do you mean? You think it's a bad idea to stand on the roof of a house. We used to run these videos before shows. These don't try this. Yeah. This is why. So this is completely by your own design. Not only could you start small and say, I'll pile drive them in the living room. No, let's go up to the roof and also wrestler physics, even bad wrestlers are the worst. They're always like, we'll fall forward. We'll hit the table. They never think about propulsion. The direction they're going, oh, your head hit the floor. That's why these guys don't even make it. They just straight through. And also the Peter Griffin after. He's got him. He has him and he's setting up to do what to it. This is a type of pile drive. It kind of looks like a power bomb more. But the guy's low, which is already at bad sign. He needs to be up there. There's a table. So he wants to crack them on the table. And I think yellow pants slides through table. And there's also the plan because you're talking about the plan. The plan was, so what we'll do is we'll jump off here. We'll go through the table and then we'll just bounce up, right? It's just like jumping out of the ring. Was it was the idea that this was the finish? This is also because this is backyard. Oh, I see. I see he landed directly like through the table directly on like just on it was ass and so his tailbone.
I don't just snap, not a train, but oh. - And the other kid's head, what just hits the floor? - So there's this like big argument and resting today on big violent crazy moves versus storytelling. These are the type of videos that you do find yourself even at big WrestleMania events asking yourself, is this worth it? - Right. - You gotta, and you always ask yourself that privately. Don't ask yourself when you're around the other guys. - Yeah, yeah. - And never do, though, what would you do? - Is this worth it? - Is this worth it? - Sometimes it is, a risk. That's a rare risk. And if it's worth it, design it to where you can do it effectively and both of you walk away. - And I told you before we played this, I was so distracted with what we saw, my favorite element, which are the screams, are actually, they're in this too, and we've isolated those. (laughing) - That's a good, right? - Yeah. - That's a good. - That's good. - I love this. - Yeah, it's great. - Yeah, this one's great. - Oh. - That's a winner. - That's a way to go to that. - Okay, here's another one for you. (cheering) - All right. - It's just like a small town town. - Oh no. - I know, it's-- - I'm gonna pay for the tuna! (cheering) - Oh, hell yeah. - Okay, I want it, yeah. - My kind of ladies. - Oh, what's in it? - Oh, it's a bloody tampon! (laughing) - That's where I went, it's a good one. - Yeah! (cheering) - What did it, bitch? - Now this is brilliant. This is the kind of shit I would do. (cheering) - Oh, 100, can women do this? - I mean, this is an independent show. (cheering) They're pretty much probably an adult's only show, 18 up. - Right, there's kids in the audience. - Yeah, I think this one, they can get a little wilder at. This one I know pretty well, because, back when I wasn't with WWE, when we would be hiring or considering others, these type of videos could either help you a lot or be the reason that-- - We don't hire you. - Discovery or WarnerMedia at the time could not. This, here's, I'm gonna, I don't know where I fall in on this one, but I love that you loved it. - I would pay whatever the ticket price is for WWE, for your event here in Vegas, double, just to see that shit. - Because this, but this, this-- - I meant to liel, Cody. - Yeah, but this, here's the thing, this also plays into her, like, chicks being, this is like, that's kind of a punk rebellious, an Arley thing. - It's gnarly, it's entertaining. I love Glow, the gorgeous ladies of wrestling growing up. - I think it's in the middle for me, because it entertained you, and this is how wrestling's hard. They have seen every-- - Mm-hmm. - So much. - Yeah. - There's so much content out there. The crazy thing is if you're not looking at the tampon incident itself, and you look at the people around it, they're having a good time. - They're having a good time. - Like the chant that started, you sick fuck. - Yeah, that was fun. - And that's a regular chant in wrestling when you do something crazy. - Yeah. - I-- - Again, is it worth a moment? But I tend to always, like, old time or matches when we teach wrestling. I'll always pause it on when the crowd is going nuts, and I'll tell the students, hey, you might have an opinion on Hulk Hogan or this here, but I'm just letting you know, as far as a worker in wrestling goes, this is all that matters. They're in, like, a wrestler worker. They're enjoyment, as all that matters. - Absolutely. - One out of three here at the table. - One out of three liked it, so it's it. - All right. - Yeah. - I didn't know that chicks could do cool stuff like this. - I-- - I didn't know. - Cool is an interesting choice. - I love that you're showing me these. W2B is probably terrified. Yeah, like, she-- (laughing) I've seen them though. - Yeah. - This is our locker. - This is great. - This is great. - Look, we're showing you things that are out there. You didn't bring these in. We brought them to you. - Yeah, this is on us. - Oh, yeah. - You've seen this one? Oh, yeah. - Bro. - Look at 'em. - Shit. - That's really high, too. - Right before this physics. - As you're going into this, as a pro, like if you're watching this, you're like, "Man, did you guys really work this shit out?" Right? Like, this is-- - Physics. - Yeah. (crowd cheering) - Oh! Oh! Dude! - Can I say something that also puts into my head right there? - Yeah. - It was part of why he missed was his concern for the guy on the table of, like, I don't wanna-- - Yeah. - I feel like he was thinking of protecting his fellow man a little bit, too. - Like, yeah, also wrestlers, I'd say there's a bit of a rule. This is a, if you think you're far enough, - Yeah, you're new. - Go a few more feedback. Everyone's a bit longer than you think, and he's jumping. - Yeah. - He didn't have a shot at making-- he would have barely winged him, and it's still, instead, he eats the elbow totally on his own. Yeah. So this is what I say with wrestler physics, is you gotta know you're jumping. You're pushing off that wall. So push-- - It's going out. You're going out. - Bring that table. It's the same as if you're gonna catch me. I'm gonna do a crossbody off the top. If you're further out, and I'm short, you can step in. But if you're too short, falling back is probably not good. The best option. This, why does it feel like I'm talking to the smartest wrestler? - Yeah, why are you like the smartest? - I feel like if I brought in half the wrestler's, they'd be like, fuck, that fucking stupid fuck. And be like, okay. - Well, all I can say here is that he's a prime example. The tampon spot we saw earlier, the crowd enjoyed. The air sucked out of the room, and there's no way they can come back from this. - No, no, no. - You can't do anything. I think I just got the ambulance. - I bet you they did do stuff after this. - What do you mean? - You're broken. - I mean, I don't know what-- - He's done, bro. - Well, what happened right after? Did wrestler go and check on him? Wrestlers love to pick each other up right after we did something heinous to each other when you're like, please, don't touch me. Oh, yeah, but that was the physics. If I'm the guy on the table and that spot happens, you gotta stand up and do one of these. - Oh right, right, right, right. - Look at this, look at this dummy. - Yeah, but also Cody, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're right, this substantially higher than you guys standing on the ring, right? I know you guys will stand online the pole. That's supposed to let hire. - So your question you asked, did they work it out? - No. - I don't think he walked out during the day and climbed the pole at that gym 'cause in a nippin' and show it a gym, I've been there. See, look, you've got a crowd that is completely gone the wrong way. You got that guy in the white shirt who's half working, half not aware of this dude is probably sincerely very hurt. Yeah, he doesn't know, which is always worse too when we're indicating how much pain we are in. Sometimes it's hard to actually let them know I'm toast, you know, table wheeled away, that was strange. - Everyone's still like, the match is still going. - The match is still going. - Yeah, our match is still going. - The match is still going, I mean, white shirt guy. - Is that duct tape? - He's like, give me some duct tape, I'll fix this on. I don't know, I mean-- - I'm gonna go to the hospital. - It's collapsing, dude. - Yeah, he is duct tapeing it. So they're trying to make this, yep, they're trying to will this back a new existence. In the question we had earlier, is it worth it? That one was not worth it. - Right. - That was not worth it. You didn't need that. And that also is what I tell people all the time with independent wrestling. If you're trying to make a viral moment, a cool video, something crazy, you got to make sure you can do it because if we get you and you're broken. - Oh, we got the guy who jumped off the high school gym. - Also, his left arm isn't real, you know what, so. - He's paralyzed. - Yeah. Fuck, dude. - Sharrade getting off the top of the high-ranked district area. - I know, I get it, I don't like it, I don't like it, it's backwards, hey! (crowd cheering) - Terrible. This guy ends up walking away. - He pinned him. - Did he have to pin him, Cody? Did he really have to pin him? He probably just won, right? - He wanted that win. - Yeah. - Wins are hard to come by in the pro wrestling space. He needed the dub. I believe I don't wanna make fun of these cats 'cause I believe this guy walked away. - I'll just say this. That guy who landed on his neck. - No. - And is wondering if he's gonna walk in that moment. - Oh my God. - That other guy goes to pin him, the guy on the ground. That's the closest he ever came to saying it. Okay, he was really, really on the verge and he was like, you motherfuck, like you can just let this fucking go for this. - Yeah, fuck. - Wrestlers have a tendency to run into the fire a little bit. So two examples, they always modern day, if someone that happens, back up, back up, run to the corner, back up, they're not. - Even if you have to perform out. - Back up. - Go in the crowd, throw a pot, something, back up. The other one is back in the day. Jumpers, you just come in the ring. Fans, thinking they could fight the guys. And the rule was, oh, well, they think what we do is fake. So we gotta really beat 'em up bad. - Yeah, yeah. - So wrestlers kind of are chomping at the bit for that moment. But modern standard, nope. Literally don't encourage more of this. If somebody gets in, back up. - Yeah, in the last few years, I remember somebody tried to fuck with one of the top tier guys. And he like, he bodied 'em, dude. - Well, this is, I think you're talking about, there was a guy who sprinted. - Yeah, yeah. - Who got cat-fished online, some terrible story. Thought it was all real. It was Seth Rollins. - Yes. - Seth turns around. - And the guy mites his ass up. - Yeah, and I think Seth thought it was one of us.
Really like I think he thought it was a piece of business. That's a terrifying moment. Yeah, that was terrifying moment So that guy wait that guy got catfish in the I don't know the full story, but I believe he he thought you know that happens I'm sure you know that's because it felt like a guy who was like I'll fuck I'll fuck with you guys He gets a full he gets a full full run, but he tackled them and then I forget who if Seth Just kind of got out of it or if they came and got him, but I think everyone was super it was either like pre-show or post Like post-match or pre-match post-match. He's walking back. He's walking back like the last thing I remember this you'd think that was gonna happen is a fan Running full speed at you. Yeah, that's a rough one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this guy just got out of a match, right? Yeah, probably fucking adrenaline's still going Yeah, it was just heat. Yeah Here we go. There we go. I remember I must be thinking of something it happens. It happens it used to happen a lot more I'm thinking of one where I saw a wrestler actually See someone can I feel like oh, there's a famous one where triple H She's just me currently the boss. Yeah, the boss. He's the man He yeah, he's wrestling Steve Austin and he's the bad guy and the fan tried to get in and he waste locks him and bodies him throws him like kind of Folk style, but hard hard that that was a big big thing back in the day when I don't know so NWO Hulk Ogan turns in the NWO moment happens where he becomes a bad guy This is a big moment in wrestling history. There's all these fans who threw stuff There was all kinds of craziness like that and I remember backstage It was hectic me and my sister were talking to a man who was standing next to us just about the show And I looked and he was handcuffed to the door and it was one of the guys who had run in and they they would hold him They'd hold those guys before the cops got to him because this is a really archaic or really old school Hey, get let me have a minute with him. Yeah, just because they really would didn't want to I don't know if it was the right thing to do or not But macho man was notorious for it. You try to run in on macho man Yeah, he was he was ready for this it right here. This might be it Is somebody a fan in base. No, dude. Why would you fucking mess with these guys? Oh, it they just start wailing on them. Oh, yeah, I needed it and the rest is kicking him too. Yeah, I'm also this method Yeah, oh he gave him a shot on the way out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Holy shit Dude, yeah, good. I mean you have to in any case I'm if someone rushes the stage. Yeah, you have to be ready to defend yourself, but I am such a I'm such a a corporate me now that you'll see me just Just backing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just just I don't know what's going on. Well, listen man We we wish you well. Thank you. This is a big deal It's got to feel amazing to be headlining again WrestleMania. That's got it. That's got to be incredible. This WrestleMania 42 It's going to be April 18th at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. Both nights of WrestleMania 42. You can stream on the ESPN app exclusively for fans with the ESPN unlimited plan on April 18th April 19th the first hour of night one and two will broadcast on live on ESPN two and ESPN respectively You went talking should the Pat McAfee or anybody that's a you know Orton fan or anything You remember when Somebody asked Mariah Carey about JLo, you know the that's kind of where I stand on the Pat McAfee thing. I don't know him Wow, you know these People think the W2B reaches out to some of the outside folks and ask them to come to the party and they don't realize that It's usually them pitching to come to the party. Oh, damn. I think it's flattering that you you know to be in my match Cool, but you know, I don't know him Wow, yeah, I do know Randy or in my opponent. Yeah, you know Randy. Yeah, so it's gonna be great Pat will have something to say about this is pack him in on here. I mean, you know the way you just asked I don't know if I should even ask him. I've known him a while. I know he's um, you know, yeah I just talked to Shane Gillis and he was like that's my boy. Yeah, and then like 10 minutes later He just kept pointing at the camera talking trash to Pat So I don't know where everyone lands on it. I know I know Pat a while. He's a he's a he's a fun huge fan of the sport and You know, I I'm just an observer. I don't I'm not trying to start anything. I just thought maybe I think I respect the hustle from building the show up And obviously the the incredible success with college game day. He's had incredible success I just wish someone in his orbit and his circle would say no every now and then wow, you know what I'm saying? You need you need those people around you to go. I don't know the next of us just alone Pat and I don't know, you know what I mean? It got cold in here. Yeah, dude. That's I think that's the perfect way to go out. Thank you for coming by Thank you so much. Congratulations on all your success and good luck at WrestleMania. Thank you. See you next week. My mommy I think wrestling is for fucking retards. I think wrestling is for fucking retards. I'll tell you what though. I'll tell you what it was actually pretty fun. What was it? The event going to a live wrestling. Yeah, so it's a special It's fun to go to but it's not real. It's not a real competition. And then they grab the chair. Man Wrestling is for fucking retards.
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